No, This Is The Best April Fool's!!!!! (DMBc)

[Erich w/ an h]

My friend whos going to a DMB show soon is *sooooooooooo* into them, and i knew it would completely *kill* her if she found out she couldnt go. So i come over to her house with a full intricate plan. I knew she kept her tickets in the car for the ride there, so i snuck through the back, and I found my way into the car.

then i ran over her dog.

haha, man, is she going to be surprised!!!!

[Frink]

hahhahaha

-jeff

[Fatal Error]

whoops

[jingoba]

thats pretty funny--nice one

[Fatal Error]

whoops

[Holemandaddy]

ahhh

[carlosz1021]

hahahahaha thats funny

[YknSTONE]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

[Krugger]

does erich have an alter ego in addition to 18 forms of spelling his name?

[Rob]

Here's something I never expected to see again...

[dobyblue]

My buddy and I are driving to work this morning, He phones home to talk to his 8 year old daughter and tells her that school is cancelled and so is her friend Veronica's - so they will be able to play all day.
Then goes "guess what else......April fools"
Ha - I thought that was so funny for a father to be AF'ling his little girl. Needless to say his wife wasn't amused so he gets back on the phone to his daughter and says
"when mummy pulls into school and you're about to get out tell her you had a really important assignment and you forgot it at home; then when mummy gets mad look at her and say april fools!"
What a joker! :lol

[nancie31]

Who the hell is Fatal Error?

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

Hahahahahaha

[Kyle#41_7985]

hahahaha

[UNLTrpt]

:ugh:

why am I confused

[tosssweep]

:lol that's great Erich

[greychris]

Got to love these old threads. Where did all the older members go?

[Dancing Ants]

isn't Erich w/an H an oxymoron or something? You already have the "h" in erich. We can see that there is an H in it...

[Noles20]

isn't Erich w/an H an oxymoron or something? You already have the "h" in erich. We can see that there is an H in it...

He works in the Department of Redundancy Department.

[ziggyosk]

good one

[bstorey]

Wow, 2 year old post. Good stuff though.

[chris917]

my teacher told my class that he wasnt going to have time to create the final, so we werent going to have one. i hate april fools day.

[utdmbfan]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[penn darvis]

Who the hell is Fatal Error?
Search for his other posts. It will become apparent who he is.

[DrFartbrain]

I just realized...I've been here almost a year...signed up after hearing about the D+T tour and wanting a concert.

[watchtower86]

Search for his other posts. It will become apparent who he is.
how many different screen names and alter egos does that guy have?

[penn darvis]

how many different screen names and alter egos does that guy have?
Well,

Erich w/ an H
Erich
Eric(h)
Fatal Error
Emma Watson(not sure about this one0

Probably more.

[GLR87]

So this lady had a baby today and the doctor went ot exam it, He came back in smiling and said here is your baby mam', Oh wait and then he smasked the baby on the floor stepped on its head, and said April Fools! It was already dead!

[watchtower86]

^ haha what a crazy individual
edit: this is for two posts up

[Eric(h)]

Well,

Erich w/ an H
Erich

no longer used

Fatal Error

just a joke, barely used.

Emma Watson(not sure about this one)

not me.

[FPrefect61]

I know one of them!!

[Quizads]

Poor Dog.

[watchtower86]

no longer used



just a joke, barely used.



not me.
do you like max out your post count on those other ones and just move on?

[the world]

i got a buddy of mine a lapdance for April Fool's day ... from a drag queen. It's very hard to tell if Carla is a man or a woman unless you know himher, my buddy didn't know himher. I thought it'd be funny, and that my buddy would feel hisher package on his leg and just be a little grossed out and laugh it off ... but nothing could prepare me ... my friend started making out with Carla and groping her (everywhere except THE naughty zone)! And it's all on video. After Carla left and was safely away (camera still rolling) we told him. If you've never seen a grown man cry only because he doesn't know how to react or what to do ... this is going down as the best April Fool's Day in history. At least for me.
And I can watch it over and over and over and over and laugh hard enough to spew milk out of my nose.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to hell, but hey at least I'm driving the bus. :devil

And I stayed far away from any fansites this year, after falling for last year's prank.

[Eric(h)]

Raine - thats fucking hilarious :lol

[saxman1083]

oh man...if anyone ever did that to me :eek:

thats one of the funniest things i have ever seen...i think i am gonna really have to check out any strippers my friends buy me so i can be sure

[Holemandaddy]

i got a buddy of mine a lapdance for April Fool's day ... from a drag queen. It's very hard to tell if Carla is a man or a woman unless you know himher, my buddy didn't know himher. I thought it'd be funny, and that my buddy would feel hisher package on his leg and just be a little grossed out and laugh it off ... but nothing could prepare me ... my friend started making out with Carla and groping her (everywhere except THE naughty zone)! And it's all on video. After Carla left and was safely away (camera still rolling) we told him. If you've never seen a grown man cry only because he doesn't know how to react or what to do ... this is going down as the best April Fool's Day in history. At least for me.
And I can watch it over and over and over and over and laugh hard enough to spew milk out of my nose.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to hell, but hey at least I'm driving the bus. :devil

And I stayed far away from any fansites this year, after falling for last year's prank.
fuck :lol

[Kyle#41_7985]

that's the funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. hahahahahahahahaha

[penn darvis]

Raine, that is great. Hilarious shit, right there.

[YknSTONE]

i got a buddy of mine a lapdance for April Fool's day ... from a drag queen. It's very hard to tell if Carla is a man or a woman unless you know himher, my buddy didn't know himher. I thought it'd be funny, and that my buddy would feel hisher package on his leg and just be a little grossed out and laugh it off ... but nothing could prepare me ... my friend started making out with Carla and groping her (everywhere except THE naughty zone)! And it's all on video. After Carla left and was safely away (camera still rolling) we told him. If you've never seen a grown man cry only because he doesn't know how to react or what to do ... this is going down as the best April Fool's Day in history. At least for me.
And I can watch it over and over and over and over and laugh hard enough to spew milk out of my nose.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to hell, but hey at least I'm driving the bus. :devil

And I stayed far away from any fansites this year, after falling for last year's prank.



:lol :lol :lol aahhh fuck thats funny...lmfao "At least im driving the bus!"...

hey you have this video in Mpeg format?.... :lol

[the world]

:lol :lol :lol aahhh fuck thats funny...lmfao "At least im driving the bus!"...

hey you have this video in Mpeg format?.... :lol

No, it was on one of the really old VHS tape camcorders (sorry, I'm poor) and since I'm quite technically unsavvy I have no idea how to convert it. If anyone has any ideas I'd be open to them.

Then again he might not appreciate this being broadcast to every Tom, Dick, and Carla out there ... then again I got him a lapdance from a drag queen ...

[Fatal Error]

whoops

[sdaltons]

Ah, welcome Fatal Error.

[nonewdirections]

whoops

you are awesome. :lol 3 years in a row, no fail.

[OCMarsh]

whoops

[ryguy178]

17 posts.....3 "whoops"

:lol

[OCMarsh]

That makes 18% of his posts "whoops"
For the record, .02% of my posts are "whoops"


My alter got deleted :(
I guess it could have been worse

[nonewdirections]

17 posts.....3 "whoops"

:lol

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=351523#post351523
and one of them is this. draw your own conclusions. :lol

[Eric(h)]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=351523#post351523
and one of them is this. draw your own conclusions. :lol

haha. yeah, the explination for that is a few posts after :lol

[trippingbilly12]

haha. yeah, the explination for that is a few posts after :lol

clever of you Erich :thumbsup

[nonewdirections]

haha. yeah, the explination for that is a few posts after :lol

i didn't want to make it that obvious. ;) i might top that thread. :D

[ryguy178]

i didn't want to make it that obvious. ;) i might top that thread. :D

:lol :lol

erich you're such a character..

what heppened to your rep points anyway? who punished you by resetting them..

[OCMarsh]

:lol :lol

erich you're such a character..

what heppened to your rep points anyway? who punished you by resetting them..

He flipped them. It's kinda like when you score 1,000,000 points on Super Mario Brothers, it just goes back to zero.

[mtkelchen]

April Fool's

There is no Listening Party!

[ryguy178]

He flipped them. It's kinda like when you score 1,000,000 points on Super Mario Brothers, it just goes back to zero.

that takes skill. (or skillz as known in the urban demographic.)

[webbo_5]

He flipped them. It's kinda like when you score 1,000,000 points on Super Mario Brothers, it just goes back to zero.
nice

[Eric(h)]

He flipped them. It's kinda like when you score 1,000,000 points on Super Mario Brothers, it just goes back to zero.

I go to another forum where rep is handled differently, and much more rep is given per post (old timers give in the hundreds per green dot). I asked one of the admin to give me a red dot from hell, and my rep was -1,000,000 after that. It was beautiful. I was going to ask one of the admin to do the same to me here, but apparently character judgement over 8x10 little dots is to be taken seriously *sternface*

[tripinbartender]

why is this thread resurfacing?

[Carbigio]

why is this thread resurfacing?


Good question. On another note...

hey - what is today's date? I need to put a date on my rent check.

[nonewdirections]

why is this thread resurfacing?
our good friend erich tops it every year.

[BustedJeff]

why is this thread resurfacing?

If I knew, I would tell you.

[ryguy178]

our good friend erich tops it every year.

I do believe you mean the one and only Fatal Error.

[marching_ant]

there wasnt a nancies april fools attempt this year? whats the deal with that?

[zepfan1234]

You pranked that stiffly stifferson!

[nonewdirections]

I do believe you mean the one and only Fatal Error.
yes, that's what i said, our good friend erich.

[ryguy178]

yes, that's what i said, our good friend erich.

i know i know i was just playing along..

[nonewdirections]

i know i know i was just playing along..
:) wasn't sure if you were reading the thread ...

[Erich]

lost my login to fatal error :lol oh well.

whoops!

[pauly8509]

You pranked that stiffly stifferson!

Haha, I love that, "So I pranked him with a tire iron!"

[aeroshady]

:lol :lol

[magentaflash]

you have complete immunity here... i'm jealous.















(not witty, i know, i'm just stating a fact :p )

[Ascf33]

:lol

[Mikearney 25]

I love seeing this thread come back up.

[dmbkid08]

thats good stuff

[exitmusic14]

One time my dad started screaming for my mom and pretended to have a heart attack and fell on the floor and twitched. haha my mom was in hysterics.

then he said "what honey..oh april fools"

good times.

but no dogs were run over.:evil

[Dancing nancy!!]

what a load of crap.

[fox_lyan]

yesterday i got a sms from my one of my best friend, told me that he was hospitalized after a fight with bunch of kids night before...

but its not true, its a joke, a rude one...:BANG

not long after i realized it was an april joke, i decided to pass the sms, told everyone else that he was hospitalized... that everyone including our seniors on college and other people that he and i know.

now he'll have a busy time explaining to everyone that its ony a joke...:cool

[haibane]

yesterday i got a sms from my one of my best friend, told me that he was hospitalized after a fight with bunch of kids night before...

but its not true, its a joke, a rude one...:BANG

not long after i realized it was an april joke, i decided to pass the sms, told everyone else that he was hospitalized... that everyone including our seniors on college and other people that he and i know.

now he'll have a busy time explaining to everyone that its ony a joke...:cool

wtf is a sms?

[kelbry21999]

wtf is a sms?

text message

[mr.MikeD]

this thread shows the changes over the years pretty well

[haibane]

text message

you people and your abbreviations lol

[rfsved]

you people and your abbreviations lol
yeah, damn kids! :lol

[twostep721]

:lol I just read through the whole thread, and by the time I got to the last page, I was hoping that Fatal Error topped it again with the whoops. Oh well, Still hilarious.

[TobiasClown]

:lol I just read through the whole thread, and by the time I got to the last page, I was hoping that Fatal Error topped it again with the whoops. Oh well, Still hilarious.



haha. only if he didnt forget the login. this is a great thread.

[Erich]

... whoops!

[zachyd]

Nice job. :thumbsup

[nuclearcapacity]

After all this time the only thing we know is: you never have shit to do on 3/31. Well done, sir.:thumbsup

[penn darvis]

... whoops!
Well played.

Should've done it with Fatal Error though.

[jammer]

:lol ditto ^

[DMB_Joy Ride]

I was lookin forward to seein this thread again

[Erich]

whoops!

[Jake]

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so

[nick45]

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so
:thumbsup

[rnieves]

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so

What a weird coincidence... not like the same person tops it every year. :lol

[Ascf33]

:lol

Fantastic.

[41 Step]

I was gonna tell my parents I knocked a girl up, but that would be too shocking. I'm probably just gonna tell them I'm becoming a born-again Christian. :lol

[Erich]

whoops!

[skaman343]

whoops!

whoops!

You have been waiting all year to do this, haven't you?

[Bohrman26]

First time I have seen this. :lol:lol Hilarious.

[41 Step]

whoops!

Dude, you're still alive? I never see you around here anymore.

Anyway, this year I'm logging into my friend's Facebook and changing his "interested in" to "Men." That should teach him not to give his password to anyone. :lol

[Erich]

Dude, you're still alive? I never see you around here anymore.

Anyway, this year I'm logging into my friend's Facebook and changing his "interested in" to "Men." That should teach him not to give his password to anyone. :lol

I work at a guitar center. I'm thinking of signing a few of the guitars at work today :D

[A.K.A]

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so

[nick45]

This thread is one of my favorite things about this site. I always forget about it and when I see it I laugh my ass off. I don't even have to read the first post cause I know what it says and it is fucking funny.:lol:bounce

[Ascf33]

gets better every year

[MPizzle06]

:lol:lol:lol great stuff

[Grnlee0687]

So this lady had a baby today and the doctor went ot exam it, He came back in smiling and said here is your baby mam', Oh wait and then he smasked the baby on the floor stepped on its head, and said April Fools! It was already dead!

not funny

[Sou1 So1di3r]

I LOL'd :lol

[Steed23]

ahhh, shit. Funny. haha

[dmb_lover33]

Let's hear it for traditions! Happy April Fool's everybody! :)

[mattyszow]

:lol:lol

classic.

[sdaltons]

good work erich

[dmb_lover33]

This is a tad off topic...but I was wondering, who exactly "locks" a thread and what are the terms in which they would?

[sdaltons]

This is a tad off topic...but I was wondering, who exactly "locks" a thread and what are the terms in which they would?
mods lock them if they are stupid or duplicate

probably other reasons also

[dmb_lover33]

Ahh....gotcha. I always wondered. ;)

[jwehaeDMB]

seems like this thread gets topped every year or so

[cry_minarets458]

haha i remember reading this before... haha

[bibby1044]

whoops!

You have been waiting all year to do this, haven't you?
Im glad he did...I just laughed my fucking ass off.

:lol:lol

[bila]

great saw this last year too. same april fools.

[cry_minarets458]

....whoops! (on behalf of OP)

[mattyszow]

:thumbsup

[swilson160]

A couple years ago a friend had me help her with an April Fools prank. I left a voicemail for a friend of hers saying I was a lawyer representing a woman he had slept with in a paternity case, that he had a 2-year-old and owed $15K in child support, and that he would be receiving papers in the mail shortly. Apparently he was freaking out the entire day before she told him that night that it was a joke. Worked too well.

[GinaNMU]

....whoops! (on behalf of OP)

Awwwww, wtf?? It's not April Fool's yet and YOU'RE not Erich!! :mad

[Auzz76]

thats a party foul

[Erich]

whoa man, I call no ninja on my thread! I came here just for that!

:lol that's still pretty funny though.

... whoops.

[jray1823]

I think I would just be pissed. your a fucking terrible person

[manderso]

I think I would just be pissed. your a fucking terrible person

You're a great speller.








April fools!!

[cry_minarets458]

Awwwww, wtf?? It's not April Fool's yet and YOU'RE not Erich!! :mad
I messed up, I saw another april fool's day thread, and for some reason i just thought it was it. oh well lol

[joshizzle3]

hahahaha :thumbsup

[matthewdaves187]

Well it was April 1st in other parts of the world at the time. April Fools everybody!

[Ascf33]

whoops!

[Erich]

whoops!!

[crashintonickdm]

Hahahahahaha

Lol @ you. i was in the bootcamp when you posted this. insane.

[tripinbartender]

Ahhh, it's that time of year again

[Erich]

I didn't realize I was 9 years almost to the minute from the first post with my top this year. Jesus fuck, I'm getting old.

[Toy Soldier]

I didn't realize I was 9 years almost to the minute from the first post with my top this year. Jesus fuck, I'm getting old.
You old as fuck.

[manderso]

Whoops!!

[kittensXLI]

The best part was that post #1 and post #3 were a year apart.

Whoops!!

[Jan-Willem]

Never gets old. I hate this day, but this is too nice.

Thanks Erich.

[courtzdmb]

Haha this thread was funny :lol

I suck at April fool's jokes mostly because I'm a horrible liar. I can't even lie on FB. hahaha.

[kittensXLI]

Haha this thread was funny :lol

I suck at April fool's jokes mostly because I'm a horrible liar. I can't even lie on FB. hahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0T0H9vD4c&feature=related

[cry_minarets458]

whoops! haha

[RSSR]

For me, in the DMB fan-hood world I inhabit, the greatest DMB related April Fool's prank will always be when Nancies.org became a John Mayer fansite for the day...

[BrotherChaos420]

started reading and realized this thread is over 5 years old... guess the jokes on me...

[martindcx1e]

whoops!!!

[harribri]

A couple years ago a friend had me help her with an April Fools prank. I left a voicemail for a friend of hers saying I was a lawyer representing a woman he had slept with in a paternity case, that he had a 2-year-old and owed $15K in child support, and that he would be receiving papers in the mail shortly. Apparently he was freaking out the entire day before she told him that night that it was a joke. Worked too well.

nicely done.

[cry_minarets458]

... whoops!

[Erich]

... whoops!

... dude, I'm still a member :lol enough with the thread ninjas. I was coming here to post a 10th anniversary whoops. It's a big fucking deal :lol

[DannoMac21]

... dude, I'm still a member :lol enough with the thread ninjas. I was coming here to post a 10th anniversary whoops. It's a big fucking deal :lol

what a 10th anniversary it is. i laugh every time i read this. fucking hysterical.

[BrotherChaos420]

whoops!

epic-pic-pic-ic-c

[BrotherChaos420]

whoops!

epic-pic-pic-ic-c

[dmbfan4ever]

It's my birthday today.

You have aids.

[Jan-Willem]

I always forget about this thread. Always laugh about it too!

[scrock25]

:ugh:

why am I confused

I was wondering the same thing, Handsome Dan.

[cry_minarets458]

... dude, I'm still a member :lol enough with the thread ninjas. I was coming here to post a 10th anniversary whoops. It's a big fucking deal :lol
hey, it's all in good fun :thumbsup :lol

[TripPin BilLie]

... dude, I'm still a member :lol enough with the thread ninjas. I was coming here to post a 10th anniversary whoops. It's a big fucking deal :lolthis thread is funny as fuck. Erich you should post more. Or I should call you more :lol

[whygohome?]

Ahhh yes, back when ants was still funny. Thanks for the memories eric(h)!






...whoops

[bibby1044]

This makes me laugh every year.

[cry_minarets458]

whoops !

[Erich]

This thread needs to be back in DMBc

[recentlyJTR41]

Feels like a time machine

[Quadrophenia92]

Ha ha so funny thread guys! Am laughing for real! Oops!

edit: but for real, this is gold.