Official Alias Thread

[ziggyosk]

dont ever post spoilers in here or ther will be hell to pay
YEAH, NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minigunmorgan]

i hate spoilers

[dmbjrkey]

When do you think we will get spoilers for Season 4?

[minigunmorgan]

i dont know. probably september

[Talula62]

dont ever post spoilers in here or ther will be hell to pay

Alright, alright...it's okay Jack. :) I'd never do that anyway - I know proper board etiquette, even if this isn't the same kind of board. No worries.

[Beefsteak1138]

I never even watch the scenes from next weeks episode, because i want my nuts to be blown to hell when I watch the episode live
I always do. For me, its like foreplay and just gets me more psyched for the next episode.

[penn darvis]

Page 3 my ass.

[Talula62]

Word. Unfortunately no one who posts here is online right now so even if I top this, I'll end up having a conversation with myself. But.......ah well. *tops* :)

We could talk about how hot Jennifer Garner is again. Or I'll ask another question. Lauren: Dead or Alive?? Are they gonna pull an Allison Goren again - would that be awful?? Will Lauren appear in flashbacks - is there any need for that?? What if someone guest stars - BESIDES LENA OLIN - who should it be?? I vote for Will (obviously)!

[penn darvis]

I vote for Quentin or Roger Moore. Yes.

[Talula62]

Actually, I'd also really like to see Anna Espinosa back. She just flat disappeared, so she could easily come back.

[penn darvis]

That would work.

[dmbjrkey]

[QUOTE=Talula62]Or I'll ask another question. Lauren: Dead or Alive?? Are they gonna pull an Allison Goren again - would that be awful?? Will Lauren appear in flashbacks - is there any need for that??QUOTE]


In the new Alias magazine, it says Lauren will be coming back in a "recurring" role, not as a regular. Given Francie's/Allyson's reapperance this season, this will cause me to lose some respect for the show.

[Talula62]

In the new Alias magazine, it says Lauren will be coming back in a "recurring" role, not as a regular. Given Francie's/Allyson's reapperance this season, this will cause me to lose some respect for the show.

Yeah - I am really hoping that they (they = JJ, writers, producers) realize that they can't just have Lauren show up NOT dead and then end up killing her later. EXACT. SAME. THING. as with Francie/Allison.

So, what else could they do - flashbacks would warrant a "recurring" role but would they really need to flashback and include her in it? If they flashback to anything it should be to Jack/Irina/Sloane's younger days. But, I guess if Lauren was pivotal in Syd's missing two years - and I mean more than just being sent to marry Vaughn - maybe it would make sense.

Oh, sidenote - I read on sd-1.net that the Alias #5 mag that is out now was written before JJ stepped in and rewrote the cliffhanger (apparently Lauren wasn't going to get "killed" in the first plan) and so that recurring bit may no longer apply. But who really knows if that's true or not.

[ktyladie]

Actually, I'd also really like to see Anna Espinosa back. She just flat disappeared, so she could easily come back.
who is this anna espinosa?:confused:

[Talula62]

who is this anna espinosa?:confused:

Ha! Anna was only in the first season. She was a recurring character. Tall, thin, black, really long hair, absolutely gorgeous. There was one time when they were both at this formal banquet of some sort, both after some sort of important box (yeah, that really narrows it down huh) that only Syd had the key to open. Anyway, Syd got stuck when the building alarm went off and she was enclosed in glass or something. Anna was on the other side. Anna got away with the box but, before she ran off with it, she looked at Syd and kissed the glass, then disappeared. :) That was an awesome scene.

The last eppy that Anna was in, I think, was when she and Syd were both after the Rambaldi manuscript in that giant hole in the ground. (Geez.) Anna shot Dixon and he almost died - like every other character on this show!!

[penn darvis]

Was that when they were climbing up the ladder in the giant hole in the ground? I know what you're talking about!

:lol

[Talula62]

Was that when they were climbing up the ladder in the giant hole in the ground? I know what you're talking about!

:lol

Yep that's the very same hole. Retelling those scenes - any scenes really - is pretty hilarious. "They were after this clock that when you put clear round circle things in it, it spits out a star map of the sky under which some music box is hid among icebergs and the tune it plays will open another important box or......uh......something........yeah."

[penn darvis]

"And then there was this giant red ball and it almost killed Vaughn!"

:lol

[Talula62]

Exactly!! "And one time, I was in this car dressed like a crazy person and I drove it right off the dock because the government was chasing me bcause they thought I was going to destroy the universe or some shit. So, I sucked the air out of my tires and lived and then went to climb a mountain so they would stop thinking I was gonna destroy the world."

This is fun. :)

[penn darvis]

That mountain brings up an important point that should probably be resolved.

[Talula62]

^^Yep. Like minigunmorgan said, Mt Subasio could just be a code name for something else. Because, if Syd isn't the Chosen One, then what did Irina's whole "You're the only one [Syd] who can stop Sloane *jumps off side of building*" thing mean?

Edited to add: Page 10 baby!!!

[Talula62]

<tiptoes into thread>
<glances around, searching for life>

Page 10, Baby? [/sheepishly] *sigh*

I think we're getting a rerun this Sunday.

[ziggyosk]

"And then there was this giant red ball and it almost killed Vaughn!"

:lol
The Circumfrence

[ziggyosk]

That mountain brings up an important point that should probably be resolved.
I agree. Sydeny could NOT be the chosen one if that thing about the mountain is true.

[penn darvis]

Hopefully the writers read the official message boards and write the answer into the script.

[bignuts]

keep it on the down low, but this is minigunmorgan. i got kicked out of the forum 5 days ago.

[Beefsteak1138]

keep it on the down low, but this is minigunmorgan. i got kicked out of the forum 5 days ago.
How do we really know its you? Maybe you're really a double agent working for the Bridge.

[Talula62]

keep it on the down low, but this is minigunmorgan. i got kicked out of the forum 5 days ago.

Hmmm. Minigunmorgan's last post in this very thread was 06-13-2004, 05:24 PM on page 9. That, my friend, is a mere 4 days ago. :D

If you are really minigunmorgan, we'll need to ask you some questions that only the real minigunmorgan would know the detailed answers to. Also, if we could just scan your corneas, that would be great. Haaahhh....this is making me flashback to the Ethan Hawke episode........YUM. *drools in thread*

ETA: I am partial to "your" last screen name. This one is....how shall I put it....ah, yes: *VOMITS* :)

[penn darvis]

Haha

[ziggyosk]

How do we really know its you? Maybe you're really a double agent working for the Bridge.
Or maybe theres an off chance he's trying to be a triple agent!

[Talula62]

I'm gonna watch an episode today - but I don't know which one I want to watch. What do y'all think?? Only Seasons 1 and 2 of course. I'm thinking the one where Will is taken and Syd is on stage singing to Sark and Kasinau.

[dmbjrkey]

How many people are more excited about the start of Season 4 than DMB touring this year? I know I am.

[Talula62]

How many people are more excited about the start of Season 4 than DMB touring this year? I know I am.

A few weeks ago, I'd of said the same thing!! But, ever since the tour actually started, and I heard the new songs, and Two Step played at the Coors Field here during the Red Sox game I went to - I think it's equal. :)

If we had to wait for January for the DMB tour.......I'd be in trouble.

[Coolmunk]

www.aliasboards.com
<o>

[ziggyosk]

Defenitly the DMB tour!
Alias is a close second though

[penn darvis]

I don't know. August 26 is pretty far off, but January is even farther away.

[ziggyosk]

Yeah but ive been waiting to see DMB for almost 1 year now, where as alias is still fresh to me. When January comes around though, I'll be singing another tune.

[dmbjrkey]

Maybe similar to the new songs DMB is giving us, new life will appear in the show in January......

[ziggyosk]

Maybe similar to the new songs DMB is giving us, new life will appear in the show in January......
Or. . . Old life. Like Lauren. Or Allison Doran.



Or. . . . . .






Danny Hecht!! YEAH, Danny is THE MAN!!

[Talula62]

Exactly. Season 4 will be awesome once again, I'm certain of it.

I just watched the pilot, Danny episode yesterday. Poor Danny. Oh well. I think some crazy shit should go down with Sark. But, not sexing up Lauren anymore. Mmmmm....I hope Sark just all out betrays Lauren, like gets the Covenant to turn on her - this is all of course if she is alive.

[Talula62]

And speaking of being awesome nest season....got this off sd-1.net but it's from TV Guide.

Alias: We Spy a Makeover
by Michael Ausiello

When Alias kicks off its fourth season in January, fans are going to spy some big-time changes. Coming off a subpar season, which saw viewership decline 9 percent, series creator J.J. Abrams will once again embrace the show's original conceit. Namely, Sydney will go back to juggling her dual roles as an international spy and normal twentysomething.

"We got so deep in the Rimbaldi and Covenant [mysteries] that we lost sight of some of the stuff we fell in love with [in the beginning]," ABC entertainment president Stephen McPherson tells TV Guide Online. "J.J. is talking about getting back to some of the joy that she used to have in her personal life early on... while still living in this crazy world."

Abrams says he had an epiphany about Alias' disappointing third season while he was working on the pilot for his upcoming ABC thriller, Lost. "Going away to do Lost allowed me to look at Alias in a way that I could not have done otherwise — from the outside," he explains. "And it was like an incredibly enlightening thing. I suddenly knew in my heart what I wanted and what I didn't want — and I saw what was happening. Not that I wasn't proud of what was there, but I saw some mistakes that I made and I thought, 'Oh my God.'

"It was like going home and watching the game on TV — it gives you that perspective that you don't have when you're playing it," he adds. "I have a knowledge of the show I never had before."

Meanwhile, Abrams, unlike fans, is not peeved at ABC for delaying the show's return until January. "I was begging them to do it," he admits, noting that the midseason launch will allow his baby to unspool its 20 episodes uninterrupted by reruns. "Every time we would return after three or four weeks of repeats, our ratings would dip. Every time."

The move, therefore, should not be interpreted as ABC not believing in the show, he says. "I guess you could argue that shuffling it to the back makes it look less important to them, but I think it's actually the opposite. If they didn't believe in the show they wouldn't have A) picked it up, B) ordered 20 [episodes] and C) strategized how to maximize its [potential]."

"I couldn't believe more in the show," McPherson attests. "We're going to be launching a lot of new dramas in the fall and we wouldn't have been able to put any money [into promoting Alias]. So we felt the best thing to do was bring it on in January when we've got all [20 episodes] and a huge promotion platform with the Academy Awards."

And if that strategy doesn't entangle more viewers in the spy yarn, Jennifer Garner can kiss her extensive wig collection good-bye, right? Wrong. McPherson insists there's "not a chance" Season 4 could be Alias' last. "It will be an asset for years." How many, exactly? Cracks Abrams: "Exactly 100." Nobody likes a smart-ass. Well, except us.

[dmbjrkey]

That article, with quotes by J.J. and the ABC exec, seem to be great news.

[ziggyosk]

That article sounds sweet!

[ziggyosk]

So its going back to the roots? Hummmm. . . . so im guessing we will be seeing more Will this season, cause he is about the only past she has(her friends). And i'll bet her MOMMY makes a comeback too! OHHH!! YESSS!!!!!!

[Talula62]

So its going back to the roots? Hummmm. . . . so im guessing we will be seeing more Will this season, cause he is about the only past she has(her friends). And i'll bet her MOMMY makes a comeback too! OHHH!! YESSS!!!!!!

Well....while I do think that if Lena were coming back, they'd go as far as they possibly could to keep it a secret and totally knock us off our asses with it, but....I still have many doubts she'll ever agree to come back. But, maybe they'll knock my ass out of my chair someday. That would be sweet.

There was a lot of talk yesterday on the alias boards. JJ and them haven't started actually scripting yet but they have apparently decided on what will be going on as an overall story arc for at least Jack and Syd. Victor Garber is said to be very, very enthusiastic about it now. :D :D :D

[ziggyosk]

Well....while I do think that if Lena were coming back, they'd go as far as they possibly could to keep it a secret and totally knock us off our asses with it, but....I still have many doubts she'll ever agree to come back. But, maybe they'll knock my ass out of my chair someday. That would be sweet.

There was a lot of talk yesterday on the alias boards. JJ and them haven't started actually scripting yet but they have apparently decided on what will be going on as an overall story arc for at least Jack and Syd. Victor Garber is said to be very, very enthusiastic about it now. :D :D :D
What makes you doubt lena coming back?

[Talula62]

Whoa - I went off looking for this thread and got to page 7, thinking "what the hell???? page 7!!!!!" before I realized someone must have just posted and topped it. Ha!

Anyway - she said that she left or wouldn't come back when they started asking her to, that she didn't want to because she needed time with her family and her kids, who live in NYC. She said she didn't want to be 3,000 miles away in LA to film. They (the powers that be...JJ...producers...whoever) started negotiating with her to come back before Season 3 was over and no one knew if they were trying to get her for Season 3 or just starting SUPER early for season 4. But, nothing has come from it as of yet.

Now, I really do feel that if she did say "Okay, I'll come back and do a few eppys" - "they" wouldn't tell us. But, I'm one of those people who tends to convince myself that good things won't happen, so that I don't get disappointed. Then, if the good thing does happen, I'm just WAY more excited. :) Call me crazy. :)

[ziggyosk]

Whoa - I went off looking for this thread and got to page 7, thinking "what the hell???? page 7!!!!!" before I realized someone must have just posted and topped it. Ha!

Anyway - she said that she left or wouldn't come back when they started asking her to, that she didn't want to because she needed time with her family and her kids, who live in NYC. She said she didn't want to be 3,000 miles away in LA to film. They (the powers that be...JJ...producers...whoever) started negotiating with her to come back before Season 3 was over and no one knew if they were trying to get her for Season 3 or just starting SUPER early for season 4. But, nothing has come from it as of yet.

Now, I really do feel that if she did say "Okay, I'll come back and do a few eppys" - "they" wouldn't tell us. But, I'm one of those people who tends to convince myself that good things won't happen, so that I don't get disappointed. Then, if the good thing does happen, I'm just WAY more excited. :) Call me crazy. :)
who is feeding you this intel? We need to find out the source!

[Talula62]

who is feeding you this intel? We need to find out the source!

Well, it's all from sd-1 really. I will try to find a link to some of the Lena Olin related stuff.

[Talula62]

All the Lena talk that is most recent can be found in SPOILER threads. Not that there are any big, specific, concrete spoilers. It's mostly who is writing/directing the first couple eppys and the general storyline direction, in very vague terms. Basically, proven and trusted sources are not really convinced either way of a Lena Olin return.

That's really all that's factual so I don't even feel the need to link it. The rest is talk about what they should do if she doesn't come back...end her storyline without her, keep it like it was in season 3, recast her, etc etc.

[dmbjrkey]

I don't think Lena will be back. "They" will probably have to kill off her character......

[dmbjrkey]

Be sure to go to E! Online to vote for Alias in the Tater Top awards (free registration required).

[Talula62]

Ugh - Kristen annoys me. She's just cheesy and it bugs, but thanks for telling us - I am voting!

[ziggyosk]

dont kill her or recast her! Lena is freakin TIGHT!

[Talula62]

Page 5 is totally lame. :)

Kristin has a "two of these three spoilers are actually foilers" up on her latest chat transcript and one of them is about our lovely Sark. http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2004/040625.html Not plot-related or anything - they are all three about casting.

Whoops - ETA she won't say which one is true and which one is false until tonight.

[Talula62]

Well, it's done now and out. David Anders will be recurring and not a regular in Season 4. That's Sark. :( But, he'll still be there, just *not as much* as Syd, Vaughn, Jack, Sloane, and probably Nadia. Terry O'Quinn's character - Kendall - was recurring but for a while there in Season 2, he was in every single eppy, just for a couple minutes or so at a time.

I looooove me some Sark but I guess that this is alright - seeing as how he is in CIA custody right now. I mean, the guy can't escape within one episode of getting caught every damn time, right?? Maybe he'll just be in custody for the first half of the season and so we'll see him less frequently, as there isn't much to show when one is sitting behind bars.

I'm starting to wonder if Sark hasn't been working with Jack this whole time.

[Talula62]

*tops, hoping people will come back to the thread*

[ziggyosk]

*tops, hoping people will come back to the thread*
im back!

[ziggyosk]

ive been busy going to concerts and stuff. Ive been watching the 1st season again, and i forgot how freakin tight it is!! I recommend going back and watching all the seasons again while waiting for S4.

Oh yeah, we are back on top!

[Talula62]

*sigh of relief*

Yeah! I thought I was all alone in the Alias world. Ya know, I watched the last two eppys of Season 1 yesterday and the first 4 of Season 2 today. GEEZ - I just love this show!

[penn darvis]

I forgot all about you guys. Sorry, I was caught up with all of the fun of summer, etc. and haven't really given consideration to the show.

[ziggyosk]

Talula62, I love your avatar! Its Sweet!!!

[Talula62]

Talula62, I love your avatar! Its Sweet!!!

Thanks! I finally found one I really like. Yours kicks ass though.

I forgot all about you guys. Sorry, I was caught up with all of the fun of summer, etc. and haven't really given consideration to the show.

Steve, how could you forget about us!! ;) Nah - everybody has stuff to do. I just happened to read that stuff about Sark bumping down to recurring and that sparked my interest all over again.

And, I was reading a Season 3 transcript the other day of Nemesis and the one before or after it....did y'all realize that Allison Doren isn't actually dead?? It's as if all the shows that aired Oct - Dec fell right out of my head.

[penn darvis]

I thought Will killed Allison.

[Talula62]

I thought Will killed Allison.

ignore me. i must have just hallucinated. my timeline is totally screwed up. here i was thinking that episode with will came before the one i was thinking about. :BANG Bad Will fan - bad!!

[ziggyosk]

ignore me. i must have just hallucinated. my timeline is totally screwed up. here i was thinking that episode with will came before the one i was thinking about. :BANG Bad Will fan - bad!!
I dont believe that she is dead though still. Why couldn't she have survived? She survived 2 other times when she should have been dead. I think she might have made it out.

[ziggyosk]

:eek: Bad news!!!!! VERY BAD NEWS!!! I HATE THOSE ABC BA$TARD$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :violent :violent :violent

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2004-07-01-coming-attractions_x.htm

Makes me sick :violent :twak :banned :violent

[Talula62]

Wait - the spoiler sources have responded to this. They say that little blurb is "misleading." One says there will still be a little sci-fi and the other says Rambaldi will still be there but just way more in the background, more like season 1.

There is also talk of the "self contained" thing. Apparently, that was said before Season 2 and again before Season 3. But, I definitely think Rambaldi won't be the centerpoint anymore.

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't necessarily think less focus on Rambaldi is a bad thing especially if they're trying to attract new viewers. However, I'm not too fond of each episode being self-contained.

[ziggyosk]

Wait - the spoiler sources have responded to this. They say that little blurb is "misleading." One says there will still be a little sci-fi and the other says Rambaldi will still be there but just way more in the background, more like season 1.

There is also talk of the "self contained" thing. Apparently, that was said before Season 2 and again before Season 3. But, I definitely think Rambaldi won't be the centerpoint anymore.
Who says this little blurb is misleading? Who says Rambaldi will still be there but just way more in the background, more like season 1?

I dont see how they could just get rid of rambaldi. He is tied in with everyone is the whole story. I think he is the shite. It would be ok with me do keep him in the backround, just as long as he re-surfaces.

Cause think about it, everything in the whole story is related to him somehow.

[ziggyosk]

oh yeah, screw the new viewers! I want rambaldi. I thought we were on to something at the end of S3.

[Beefsteak1138]

oh yeah, screw the new viewers! I want rambaldi. I thought we were on to something at the end of S3.
Without new viewers, there may not be a season 5, 6 etc.....much rather have less Rambaldi in order to have more Alias.

[ziggyosk]

Without new viewers, there may not be a season 5, 6 etc.....much rather have less Rambaldi in order to have more Alias.
I know, but Rambaldi. . . say it aint so!

[Talula62]

Who says this little blurb is misleading? Who says Rambaldi will still be there but just way more in the background, more like season 1?

It is Jinnie, at sd-1.net. Go here (http://sd-1.net/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=5abcce6c94a2e9b4036dc71c94331700&search_in=posts&result_type=posts) if you can - it's a listing of all her posts over there - and go exactly half way down that page to where it has a post with just "click for spoiler" in bold. It's in there.

I dont see how they could just get rid of rambaldi. He is tied in with everyone is the whole story. I think he is the shite. It would be ok with me do keep him in the backround, just as long as he re-surfaces.

Cause think about it, everything in the whole story is related to him somehow.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, we just saw Nadia and Sloane trot off into the sunset together to go find the sphere, or whatever. But, I think alot of the problem with Season 3 was that we just never got any answers to anything. Nothing ever really made any sense. And they'd be turning EVERYTHING back to Rambaldi. I liked it better in Season 1 and 2 when he was there - they were trying to find out about him and SOME of the missions had to do with him, but the whole thing didn't revolve around him.

But Season 3 - the green ball of goo and Nadia channeling him - if they don't do that anymore, I'll be just fine. Tell me Rambaldi isn't about destroying the universe please, because that's a little out there for me.

[ziggyosk]

It is Jinnie, at sd-1.net. Go here (http://sd-1.net/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=5abcce6c94a2e9b4036dc71c94331700&search_in=posts&result_type=posts) if you can - it's a listing of all her posts over there - and go exactly half way down that page to where it has a post with just "click for spoiler" in bold. It's in there.



Yeah, that's true. I mean, we just saw Nadia and Sloane trot off into the sunset together to go find the sphere, or whatever. But, I think alot of the problem with Season 3 was that we just never got any answers to anything. Nothing ever really made any sense. And they'd be turning EVERYTHING back to Rambaldi. I liked it better in Season 1 and 2 when he was there - they were trying to find out about him and SOME of the missions had to do with him, but the whole thing didn't revolve around him.

But Season 3 - the green ball of goo and Nadia channeling him - if they don't do that anymore, I'll be just fine. Tell me Rambaldi isn't about destroying the universe please, because that's a little out there for me.
Not all the missions had to do with him, true, but the whole story did revolve around him because everything in the big picture pointed to him. And while S3 was frustrating(me and minigun killed ourselves trying to figure it all out many times) I kind of like never knowing what to believe, always having my mind blown, time after time. Its the one show where you can never figure it all out, and thats what I like. As long as they keep shocking me, I will be happy. But don't get rid of rambaldi permenently is all im saying. Because you really can't since they are this deep in with him.

[Talula62]

^^Yeah, I agree. And yeah, I do also like not being able to figure out every single thing. That keeps it fresh and exciting and unlike other shit on TV.

Also, it kinda can't disappear completely, since this whole "Syd and Nadia will battle to the death" thing was brought up. The only way they can get rid of that is to be like, "Uh, yeah, I made all that shit up" and that would be LUDICROUS. :)

[ziggyosk]

^^Yeah, I agree. And yeah, I do also like not being able to figure out every single thing. That keeps it fresh and exciting and unlike other shit on TV.

The only way I'll forgive ABC and J.J. is if they have Jennifer Garner in Lingerie or a Bikini every episode. That would keep it fresh for me! :monkey

[Talula62]

Point taken. It would be okay with me if she was in a bikini (for a small part of) every episode also. :)

[Talula62]

Okay, you all will appreciate this. Has this pic been posted in here before?? Doesn't matter if it was because......OH. MY. GOD. I've just crossed the line into obsession. And, I'm not even a dude.

http://www.jen-garner.net/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=8&pos=9

Oh yeah, when you get there - click on the picture. It gets way bigger. *drools*

[minigunmorgan4]

i have returned. i know you have many qurstions about my disappearence, but

TRUTH TAKES TIME

[minigunmorgan4]

Okay, you all will appreciate this. Has this pic been posted in here before?? Doesn't matter if it was because......OH. MY. GOD. I've just crossed the line into obsession. And, I'm not even a dude.

http://www.jen-garner.net/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=8&pos=9

Oh yeah, when you get there - click on the picture. It gets way bigger. *drools*
holy crap i want her

[minigunmorgan4]

i dont know who the hell that "bignuts" loser was. interesting. why would a poster want you to think that he was me, minigun? this entire board is a web of lies and deceit. :)

[Talula62]

this entire board is a web of lies and deceit. :)

*dressed in black leather "dirty work" outfit*

Minigun, you were never supposed to have found this out. :D

[minigunmorgan4]

*dressed in black leather "dirty work" outfit*

Minigun, you were never supposed to have found this out. :D
haha:)

[minigunmorgan4]

page 3 is crap.

the only way i'll be satisfied by bringing syd's personal life back next season is if danny hecht is still alive.

[Talula62]

page 3 is crap.

the only way i'll be satisfied by bringing syd's personal life back next season is if danny hecht is still alive.

Ehhh - I don't think I'd like that actually. It sounds kinda interesting but a) there would just be another triangle. Now, that doesn't necessarily upset me because I am psycho-obsessed with Vaughn and Syd, because I'm not at all. I like them but the show doesn't revolve around them for me. But, a triangle ain't cool for another season in a row. I mean, Syd will be ODing on angst.

I'd like to see Syd hanging out with people at her house again though.

[Talula62]

i have returned. i know you have many qurstions about my disappearence, but

TRUTH TAKES TIME

Minigun, I must put on the mother hat for a moment and say -

Hey! You DID get banned a while back! *wags finger with hand on hip* Now, you better behave yourself, okay? Okay. :)

[minigunmorgan4]

was i banned? or did i orchestrate that entire fiasco myself?

[Talula62]

hmm, must I pick only one of those two options? :)

I miss Sark right now. That is all. Carry on.

[ziggyosk]

hmm, must I pick only one of those two options? :)

I miss Sark right now. That is all. Carry on.
Sark is pretty mint. He is a sellout though! He'll work for anyone as long as his bacon isn't in trouble. Kind of a pansy, but cool none the less

[Talula62]

Well, I'm not sure I believe he's a sellout. I mean - it seems like it - but why should he be as he seems, when no one else on this lovely show ever is. :) Maybe he's been loyal to Irina this whole time and we just haven't seen it.

Though I will say that I personally think he became a bit of a pansy when Lauren was all bossing him around. That was not cool. That's why it would have been nice if he killed her, or at least really truly betrayed her.

[ziggyosk]

Well, I'm not sure I believe he's a sellout. I mean - it seems like it - but why should he be as he seems, when no one else on this lovely show ever is. :) Maybe he's been loyal to Irina this whole time and we just haven't seen it.

Though I will say that I personally think he became a bit of a pansy when Lauren was all bossing him around. That was not cool. That's why it would have been nice if he killed her, or at least really truly betrayed her.
I'll bet he is working for irina too. We never really saw what happened between the two of them.

[minigunmorgan4]

sark is to young to be taken seriously. people like jack, irina, catya and sloane could kill his "bacon" faster than he ever imagined.

[dmbjrkey]

Alias Season 3 is #3 on the Amazon.com best seller list; pretty impressive for two months before release.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001I55ZQ/ref=pd_ts_d_3/103-1722067-9750242?v=glance&s=dvd&n=404276

[Talula62]

sark is to young to be taken seriously. people like jack, irina, catya and sloane could kill his "bacon" faster than he ever imagined.

You're right, he really kinda is too young to be taken seriously. At least he KNOWS those 4 can kick his ass but he's gotta be working with one of them to be able to play the others well enough that he doesn't get killed.

That's awesome that Season 3 is already a best seller. Good message for the idiots running ABC. Maybe now they'll actually promote and advertise it. :rolleyes:

If you preorder, does it charge your card the day it ships, as with DMB stuff from the Warehouse and DMB store?? Anybody know??

[minigunmorgan4]

tell me about it. they must have a monkey running abc.

[dmbjrkey]

You're right, he really kinda is too young to be taken seriously. At least he KNOWS those 4 can kick his ass but he's gotta be working with one of them to be able to play the others well enough that he doesn't get killed.

That's awesome that Season 3 is already a best seller. Good message for the idiots running ABC. Maybe now they'll actually promote and advertise it. :rolleyes:

If you preorder, does it charge your card the day it ships, as with DMB stuff from the Warehouse and DMB store?? Anybody know??


If you pre-order the DVDs, it won't charge your card until they ship.

[Talula62]

If you pre-order the DVDs, it won't charge your card until they ship.

Sweet. :)

:monkey Yes, this is one of the guys who runs ABC. I read a Jimmy Kimmel quote one time where he says NBC is like the rich kid at school with a brand new Beemer, CBS is the smart kid who is going to Stanford, and ABC is the stupid guy who can't get his shit together.

Okay, so he said something to that effect about ABC - can't remember the real words but, "stupid guy who can't get his shit together" sounds about the same. :lol

[minigunmorgan4]

if not for alias, i would launch an all out campaign to destroy abc

[ziggyosk]

if not for alias, i would launch an all out campaign to destroy abc
I'll be the front man in your operation

[minigunmorgan4]

I'll be the front man in your operationyou can be the man in front of me(The Man)

lets start a list of all possible people who could be the man. anyone. you dont need a reason.

jack bristow
irina derevko
sark
sloane
emily sloane
danny hetch
will tippin
vaughn
bill vaughn
catya derevko
kendall
rambaldi
dixon
dixon's daughter:lol
me
sydney
mckennas cole
ziggyosk
talula62

[Talula62]

you can be the man in front of me(The Man)

lets start a list of all possible people who could be the man. anyone. you dont need a reason.

You all know I am actually Irina, don't you? So, talula62 is, in fact, The Man.
And Danny, in fact, Is. Dead. ;)

Ack. I can't wait until January. Can't the :monkey :monkey just throw us a couple of Season 3 eppies while we wait for the DVDs?? Someone make them quit showing stupid ass movies every Sunday night that no one cares about.

[Talula62]

Guys - I'm going nuts over here, I'm so excited. Do y'all consider casting info a spoiler?? You'll find out before the episode anyway in the "Next week, on Alias."

You cannot resist me, can you?? P.S. It's not about Lena or Melissa George - swear.

[ziggyosk]

You all know I am actually Irina, don't you? So, talula62 is, in fact, The Man.
And Danny, in fact, Is. Dead. ;)

Ack. I can't wait until January. Can't the :monkey :monkey just throw us a couple of Season 3 eppies while we wait for the DVDs?? Someone make them quit showing stupid ass movies every Sunday night that no one cares about.
Or is he dead? Why do you want us to think he is dead so badly? I think you have mentioned this before. What are you hiding, or. . . who are you hiding? Where is Danny? I'm not falling for this, not this time!

What casting? Do you have some intel? Oh, and I usually don't watch the scenes to "next weeks episode", so i dont find out. I hate all the spoilers they give.

[Talula62]

Or is he dead? Why do you want us to think he is dead so badly? I think you have mentioned this before. What are you hiding, or. . . who are you hiding? Where is Danny? I'm not falling for this, not this time!

Fine, if you must know, I, Irina Derevko, have developed my own doubling machine. When Danny was killed, I captured him, resurrected him, and doubled him into........................Suit and Glasses!!!! <insert evil maniacal laugh> Yes, I realize this makes almost no logical sense, as my little daughter Sydney was being tortured by Suit and Glasses whilst Danny was being whacked. But, what can I say, I'm shady like that kids.

What casting? Do you have some intel? Oh, and I usually don't watch the scenes to "next weeks episode", so i dont find out. I hate all the spoilers they give.

It is a man. A man I want to lick. All over.

[Talula62]

^^^^Wait wait wait. It isn't Danny. You aren't thinking my "Danny's dead" and winking was a hint, are you? Because The wink was an "I disagree with those that think Danny coming back would be super tight but I'll wink lovingly because I'd never bash anyone's storyline opinions."

Okay, so I can't link to the casting spoiler post b/c SD-1 is down right now.
SO................................................ ...............nevermind it's back up. I'll find it.

[Talula62]

Okay, back down again. But....

<-------aaaaahhhhhhhhh. Yum.

[minigunmorgan4]

talula, tell me the casting intel

[ziggyosk]

It is a man. A man I want to lick. All over.

I haven't heard any rumors about myself lately! ;)

[minigunmorgan4]

who doesnt want to lick ziggyosk?

[Talula62]

No worries, friends, there is plenty of licking to go around. Or something.

Alright, alright - it's WILL!!!!! He's signed on for at least 2 eps and may do more - like maybe 3. :) :) :)

[minigunmorgan4]

mint

[gypsie]

Sorry if this has already been answered... but when is Alias coming back? I missed the last two episodes (couldn't be helped - no VCR, DVD, or TIVO)

This summer season of TV really stinks.
Thanks!
Kellie

[gypsie]

Althoug Nip/Tuck is pretty awesome!

[minigunmorgan4]

Sorry if this has already been answered... but when is Alias coming back? I missed the last two episodes (couldn't be helped - no VCR, DVD, or TIVO)

This summer season of TV really stinks.
Thanks!
Kellie

january my good friend

[Talula62]

Sorry if this has already been answered... but when is Alias coming back? I missed the last two episodes (couldn't be helped - no VCR, DVD, or TIVO)

This summer season of TV really stinks.
Thanks!
Kellie

It'll be back in January for a whole run of new episodes. No reruns, just two breaks - Oscars and Superbowl. :)

[minigunmorgan4]

tell me about it. summer tv blows ass. did you guys notice that francie is in summerland?

[minigunmorgan4]

It'll be back in January for a whole run of new episodes. No reruns, just two breaks - Oscars and Superbowl. :)
Oscars and Superbowl? GOD DAMN IT!!

[gypsie]

Thanks for being patient with me. This is going to be a long few months :(

But like I said there's always Nip/Tuck

[Talula62]

I saw Francie on commercials but have not allowed myself to watch summerland as of yet. :) I'm trying to avoid becoming addicted to any NEW show this summer.

[minigunmorgan4]

you know what show has mint ladies? northshore. ill try and find some pics

[Talula62]

Oscars and Superbowl? GOD DAMN IT!!

Yeah, but, Superbowl 2003, I had to wait until like 12:45am or some crazy shit to watch Phase One. At least it was like, the BEST EPISODE EVER to reward me.

That is what they're saying anyway. Also, they'll do a two hour premiere and a two hour season 4 finale. That's the plan as of now.

[Talula62]

you know what show has mint ladies? northshore. ill try and find some pics

Damn you minigun. Now I have to go contradict myself because I have watched several episodes of Northshore for like, no good reason. That MJ chick is very cute.

[minigunmorgan4]

Yeah, but, Superbowl 2003, I had to wait until like 12:45am or some crazy shit to watch Phase One. At least it was like, the BEST EPISODE EVER to reward me.

That is what they're saying anyway. Also, they'll do a two hour premiere and a two hour season 4 finale. That's the plan as of now.
that ep was the freakin bomb. i can still hear that song in my head. "back in black..." i think i just crapped my pants when she walked through the door. then i changed my pants. when i saw "francie" kill francie, i crapped myself again. i must have ruined like 4 pairs of pants that night

[Talula62]

that ep was the freakin bomb. i can still hear that song in my head. "back in black..." i think i just crapped my pants when she walked through the door. then i changed my pants. when i saw "francie" kill francie, i crapped myself again. i must have ruined like 4 pairs of pants that night

True. Somewhat gross but true. God, I long for those good kind of jaw dropping, pants-crapping moments again. I just made myself laugh. :lol But, I can't tell you how many times I screamed HOLY SHIT in Season 2.

[gypsie]

Summerland and North Shore have lame stories. Nip/Tuck is like a train wreck you can't help but look. Tons os sex hot men/ hot women. It's good stuff. they show the new episode on Tuesday and repeat it Sunday in case you missed it.

[minigunmorgan4]

you aint kidding. i like season 2 best.

[minigunmorgan4]

Summerland and North Shore have lame stories. Nip/Tuck is like a train wreck you can't help but look. Tons os sex hot men/ hot women. It's good stuff. they show the new episode on Tuesday and repeat it Sunday in case you missed it.
i like tons of sex with hot women

[Talula62]

I like tons of sex with hot men.

No, you aren't lying about the North Shore having lame stories. I just like to stare at the beach.

[minigunmorgan4]

I like tons of sex with hot men.

No, you aren't lying about the North Shore having lame stories. I just like to stare at the beach.
the beach and jennifer garner are a match made in heaven. remember last season when she comes out of the water in cuba? nice wet bouncing firm wet jugs...

[minigunmorgan4]

im pretty freakin hot. i mean look at me

[gypsie]

I like tons of sex with hot men.

No, you aren't lying about the North Shore having lame stories. I just like to stare at the beach.
Agreed! Sex with hot men is a pretty good thing. Sorry guys not so sure about the Jennifer Garner beach thing but hey whatever works for you.

[minigunmorgan4]

Agreed! Sex with hot men is a pretty good thing. Sorry guys not so sure about the Jennifer Garner beach thing but hey whatever works for you.
jennifer garner works overtime for me

[gypsie]

jennifer garner works overtime for me
I guess if I swung that way she would probably do it for me too. How 'bout this if I were to swing that way (not that there's anything wrong with it - just not for me) she would be the direction I would go.

[minigunmorgan4]

oh hell ya

[Talula62]

the beach and jennifer garner are a match made in heaven. remember last season when she comes out of the water in cuba? nice wet bouncing firm wet jugs...

Gypsie, you'll soon come to discover that minigun is actually THE horniest man EVER. :)

Not that you aren't right about Jennifer Garner. Thing is, she's too sweet. You want to be her friend, not lick her. Sydney Bristow, on the other hand, now I would lick her. I do need to quit talking about licking though.

[gypsie]

Gypsie, you'll soon come to discover that minigun is actually THE horniest man EVER. :)

Not that you aren't right about Jennifer Garner. Thing is, she's too sweet. You want to be her friend, not lick her. Sydney Bristow, on the other hand, now I would lick her. I do need to quit talking about licking though.
I guess it would depend on my state of mind who I would want to lick. Sweet people can be good to lick, right minigun? :lol

[Talula62]

Okay, check this out. It's a fabulous interview with JJ. Here (http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|89375|1|,00.html)



Here's the really interesting part.
"I can tell you my mission statement: Go back to what works about the show," Abrams announces. "Go back to character first. Go back to Sydney and Vaughn as a relationship that you rooted for. Go back to Sydney and Jack as a conflict of parent and child. I don't want to say too much, because I don't want to give away where it's going, but go back the dynamics that made the show absolutely function. The irony is that I felt the show was at its best.. when SD-6 existed and that's sortta the biggest hint that I will give in that storyline."

[Talula62]

Okay, "the show was at its best...when SD-6 existed and that's sorta the biggest hint that I will give".....what does this mean?

Do you think they're talking about double agent-ism again? Holy crap, if Syd became a double agent again, that would be the best shit ever. How would that work - Covenant?

[ziggyosk]

Okay, check this out. It's a fabulous interview with JJ. Here (http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|89375|1|,00.html)



Here's the really interesting part.
Thats crazy! Humm what about SD-6? They are gone but maybe she becomes a double for another agency?

[Talula62]

^^^Yeah, let's hope so. Season 4 will be so good!

[Talula62]

^^^Whoops - I mean if Syd becomes a double agent again.

[dmbjrkey]

Congrats to Alias for all of its Emmy nominations (espicially Jennfier and Victor)....

Outstanding Art Direction For a
Single-Camera Series

Alias • Taken • ABC • Touchstone Television
Scott Chambliss, Production Designer
Cecele DeStefano, Art Director
Karen Manthey, Set Decorator

Outstanding Cinematography For A
Single-Camera Series

Alias • Concious • ABC • Touchstone Television
Donald Thorin, Jr., Director of Photography

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Series

Alias • Unveiled • ABC • Touchstone Television
Michael Reitz, Department Head Hairstylist
Karen Bartek, Key Hairstylist
Grace Hernandez, Hairstylist
Julie Woods, Hairstylist

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama
Series

Alias • ABC • Touchstone Television
Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series

Alias • ABC • Touchstone Television
Victor Garber as Agent Jack Bristow

Outstanding Sound Editing For A Series

Alias • Resurrection • ABC • Touchstone Television
Thomas E. de Gorter, M.P.S.E., Supervising Sound Editor
Christopher Reeves, M.P.S.E., Sound Editor
Mark Allen, M.P.S.E., Sound Editor
Steven M. Davis, Music Editor
Pat Cabral, Foley Artist
Cynthia Merril, Foley Artist

Outstanding Single-Camera Sound Mixing
For A Series

Alias • Hourglass • ABC • Touchstone Television
Robert Appere, Re-Recording Mixer
Edward Carr III, Re-Recording Mixer
Douglas Axtel, Production Sound Mixer

Outstanding Stunt Coordination

Alias • Resurrection • ABC • Touchstone Television
Jeff Habberstad, Stunt Coordinator

[Talula62]

Wow.

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Victor Garber, Alias, ABC; Brad Dourif, Deadwood, HBO; Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos, HBO; Steve Buscemi, The Sopranos, HBO; John Spencer, The West Wing, NBC

I think it'll be tough to beat Michael Imperioli. He had a couple of absolutely fantastic episodes and has yet to win an Emmy. But, votes could easily split over these HBO guys, esp. MI and SB. So, that could help SpyDaddy!

Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Jennifer Garner, Alias, ABC; Amber Tamblyn, Joan of Arcadia, CBS; Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC; Edie Falco, The Sopranos, HBO; Allison Janney, The West Wing, NBC

I think our girl has a good chance here. New people (Amber Tamblyn) don't normally get the Emmy. Edie Falco has won 3 of the 4 times she's been nominated, but last year there was NO WAY anyone would beat her after that season's finale ep. JG deserves it! :)

[ziggyosk]

Wow.

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Victor Garber, Alias, ABC; Brad Dourif, Deadwood, HBO; Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos, HBO; Steve Buscemi, The Sopranos, HBO; John Spencer, The West Wing, NBC

I think it'll be tough to beat Michael Imperioli. He had a couple of absolutely fantastic episodes and has yet to win an Emmy. But, votes could easily split over these HBO guys, esp. MI and SB. So, that could help SpyDaddy!

Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Jennifer Garner, Alias, ABC; Amber Tamblyn, Joan of Arcadia, CBS; Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC; Edie Falco, The Sopranos, HBO; Allison Janney, The West Wing, NBC

I think our girl has a good chance here. New people (Amber Tamblyn) don't normally get the Emmy. Edie Falco has won 3 of the 4 times she's been nominated, but last year there was NO WAY anyone would beat her after that season's finale ep. JG deserves it! :)
did JG win last year?

[Talula62]

did JG win last year?

Nope. JG only ever won the Golden Globe, I believe, and that was for Season 1. Edie Falco won last year, wasn't eligible in 2002 (weird HBO schedules), and won in 2001 and 1999. In 2000, Allison Janney won.

I only know all this because I'm also a HUGE Sopranos fan - okay, and I'm a bit of an acting awards show whore, obviously. But my Soprano love does not come anywhere close to my Alias addiction!

[minigunmorgan4]

Gypsie, you'll soon come to discover that minigun is actually THE horniest man EVER. :)

Not that you aren't right about Jennifer Garner. Thing is, she's too sweet. You want to be her friend, not lick her. Sydney Bristow, on the other hand, now I would lick her. I do need to quit talking about licking though.
i do have an insatiable sex drive, and jennifer garner doesnt exactly have a calming effect on that

[minigunmorgan4]

Wow.

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Victor Garber, Alias, ABC; Brad Dourif, Deadwood, HBO; Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos, HBO; Steve Buscemi, The Sopranos, HBO; John Spencer, The West Wing, NBC

I think it'll be tough to beat Michael Imperioli. He had a couple of absolutely fantastic episodes and has yet to win an Emmy. But, votes could easily split over these HBO guys, esp. MI and SB. So, that could help SpyDaddy!

Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Jennifer Garner, Alias, ABC; Amber Tamblyn, Joan of Arcadia, CBS; Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC; Edie Falco, The Sopranos, HBO; Allison Janney, The West Wing, NBC

I think our girl has a good chance here. New people (Amber Tamblyn) don't normally get the Emmy. Edie Falco has won 3 of the 4 times she's been nominated, but last year there was NO WAY anyone would beat her after that season's finale ep. JG deserves it! :)
where the f is kiefer sutherland and 24? GOD DAMN IT!!

[Talula62]

where the f is kiefer sutherland and 24? GOD DAMN IT!!

He's nominated dear - just in Lead Actor in a Drama. The BETTER Jack ;) is a Supporting character, as Sydney is the only lead.

[ziggyosk]

where the f is kiefer sutherland and 24? GOD DAMN IT!!
wrong thread there

[minigunmorgan4]

He's nominated dear - just in Lead Actor in a Drama. The BETTER Jack ;) is a Supporting character, as Sydney is the only lead.
ahhh

[minigunmorgan4]

i cant wait to see jens emmy dress. oops, i drooled on myself

[minigunmorgan4]

so im taking a shower this morning, thinking about sydney when it hits me. she is super hot. and remember how vaughns dad was assigned to protect the passenger and bring her back? syd must have had someone watching out for her too, i mean she is the freakin chosen one. maybe jack was assigned to watch over her and document her life. maybe "jack" is not her father. maybe "jack" killed her real father long ago.

before everyone gets their panties bunched up, i know that jack bristow is almost positively syds dad. all im saying is that the passenger had a gaurdian (bill vaughn) so why shouldnt the chosen one, who is more important?

possible chosen one gaurdians:
michael vaughn
jack bristow
arvin sloane

[ziggyosk]

so im taking a shower this morning, thinking about sydney when it hits me. she is super hot. and remember how vaughns dad was assigned to protect the passenger and bring her back? syd must have had someone watching out for her too, i mean she is the freakin chosen one. maybe jack was assigned to watch over her and document her life. maybe "jack" is not her father. maybe "jack" killed her real father long ago.

before everyone gets their panties bunched up, i know that jack bristow is almost positively syds dad. all im saying is that the passenger had a gaurdian (bill vaughn) so why shouldnt the chosen one, who is more important?

possible chosen one gaurdians:
michael vaughn
jack bristow
arvin sloane
thats an interesting thought

[Talula62]

so im taking a shower this morning, thinking about sydney when it hits me. she is super hot. and remember how vaughns dad was assigned to protect the passenger and bring her back? syd must have had someone watching out for her too, i mean she is the freakin chosen one. maybe jack was assigned to watch over her and document her life. maybe "jack" is not her father. maybe "jack" killed her real father long ago.

before everyone gets their panties bunched up, i know that jack bristow is almost positively syds dad. all im saying is that the passenger had a gaurdian (bill vaughn) so why shouldnt the chosen one, who is more important?

possible chosen one gaurdians:
michael vaughn
jack bristow
arvin sloane

Very interesting. I will agree - if Nadia had a protector, Syd's got to have one too. Could be Jack, though it would be interesting if it was Sloane. I don't think it would be Vaughn - too young when she was born. It has to be someone older who was an agent during her childhood.

But, I do that if Vaughn is involved in any role, prophesized or not, it would be to keep Syd and Nadia apart so they can't destroy each other or the world or whatever. :)

[Talula62]

Hmmm...slow Alias day. This will be the wrong thread, but I'll come full circle - just you wait and see.

Minigun, how you doin with this 24 news? You heard, right, there is a whole thread on it round here somewhere. http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=109428 Jack Bauer is safe, but apparently, no one else on that show who is a regular will be a regular anymore. They're either gone or will be less recurring than even Recurring!Sark. :) (See - see how I did that. Okay, pathetic.)

[Coolmunk]

Anyone register with OmniFam yet and receive a reply after solving the crossword puzzle?

[Talula62]

Whoa, Coolmunk! Hi, btw. Forgot about that thing again. I had gone to attempt to get the solution to it, per your suggestions, and - *runs off to check rarely-used yahoomail account*

[Talula62]

Okay, Coolmunk - I did the crossword, in under 10 minutes and submitted it. Haven't got an email back yet!!

[minigunmorgan4]

Hmmm...slow Alias day. This will be the wrong thread, but I'll come full circle - just you wait and see.

Minigun, how you doin with this 24 news? You heard, right, there is a whole thread on it round here somewhere. http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=109428 Jack Bauer is safe, but apparently, no one else on that show who is a regular will be a regular anymore. They're either gone or will be less recurring than even Recurring!Sark. :) (See - see how I did that. Okay, pathetic.)
the only person i really liked besides jack was palmer, so im sad to see him go. i hated chase and still curse his name everyday. kim was a stupid winer. sherry was a coniving bitch who should have been shot in the stomach. oh wait...
nina was cool to have around but she died the way i wanted, shot by jack. all i really care about is jack going crazy on people. i hope they dont put jack on ritalin this season. that would blow. "to help deal with his emotional torment, jack must make the decision of the season: zoloft or prozac? dont miss a second!"

[minigunmorgan4]

the sweet thing is that alias and 24 will be on back to back nights. i might go nutty! YA!! YA 4TH SEASONS!! YA!! ALIAS!! 24!! SEASON 4 YA!!

[mp3ray]

isn't alias starting in Jan though? ohhhh soooo looong

[Talula62]

the sweet thing is that alias and 24 will be on back to back nights. i might go nutty! YA!! YA 4TH SEASONS!! YA!! ALIAS!! 24!! SEASON 4 YA!!

Back the truck up. Do you have intel I don't, for once. ;) Teehee. That isn't set in stone yet, is it? Last I heard a move would depend on the success of Desperate Housewives.

I don't think they should move. A) Come on, Sundays wouldn't be the same without Alias. It would be like moving Sopranos to Tuesday or something. B) if they did move, they'd be moving from competition with the Sopranos to competition with what - CSI and Law and Order, Original Recipes - right? Is that really better?? I don't think it is. Sopranos is only 10 eps in the last season and we don't even know for sure when Sopranos will be airing yet. Plus, HBO re-airs and the major networks, of course, do not.

Even with CSI pissing off it's viewers this week and L&O now minus Lenny and minus....blond chick....as long as Sam Waterston is there, people will keep religiously watching.

[Talula62]

Hey, I just realized something. Sam Waterston's character is Jack McCoy. 24 = Jack. Alias = Jack......what is it with really fantastic characters, whose names are Jack??

List of Kickass Jacks:
Jack Bristow - President of Kickass
Jack McCoy
Jack Bauer
Jack from Will and Grace - you know he's frickin hilarious
Jack from Three's Company - he was frickin hilarious in his time too, wasn't he? I'm a bit young to really remember. :)

[minigunmorgan4]

jack ryan

alias isnt getting moved as far as i know. there was talk of 24 being moved to monday night

[Talula62]

jack ryan

alias isnt getting moved as far as i know. there was talk of 24 being moved to monday night

Ah yes - Jack Ryan. Good call.

Oh, moving 24. Well, that I have no opinion on. :)

[minigunmorgan4]

talula, we have almost the exact same post count. :violent the race begins. :)

[minigunmorgan4]

jack carter (far cry)

[Talula62]

Hey - interesting news on our favorite creator/writer/director. Straight from the Vartan Hos. http://www.vartanho.com/news/index.html It's Wednesday's news.
Season 4 = Mission Impossible?
If you're wondering what J.J. is up to these days, it ain't "Alias." He's just scored big! According to Cinescape, "Sources for Coming Attractions report that J.J. Abrams, the creator of ABC's hit spy series 'Alias,' is the new director of 'Mission: Impossible 3.' Abrams replaces Joe Carnahan who left the project due to creative differences earlier this week. M:I 3 is scheduled to begin filming in Berlin next month." Hope that didn't ruin your Wednesday! At least we still have the "Angel" writers. :)

Well, I'm excited for J.J. but he did say he wasn't going to let the writing of the show get away from him for this season. Writing has already started - maybe he's confident enough in the first several eps (first one he wrote himself, I believe) to be gone for a while and consult from a distance. JJ, if you are reading this, (yeah - totally) don't bullshit me this time like you did with that "Oh, you'll all love Lauren, she's great" crap. :)

Minigun, you are beating me. Also, I am unfamiliar with this Jack Carter. *runs to google*

[Talula62]

Jack Carter as in Stallone and "Get Carter"???? (Which I've never seen.)

Oooh - Michael Caine in the original Get Carter maybe. (Also which I've never seen) but Michael Caine is cool.

[minigunmorgan4]

farcry is a video game, and jack carter is the name of your character.

i loved lauren about as much as i loved getting de-nutted. that actually never happened, but i hate lauren. and her british accent can just kiss my ass.

[minigunmorgan4]

there are so many things to explain in s4. its impossible to wrap it up in a 2 hour episode, so that all other eps can be "self contained"

irina
rambaldi
nadia
jacks documents
vaughns dad
the man

[Talula62]

I don't buy the self-contained. They said Season 2 and Season 3 were each going to be "more self contained" but they weren't. Hello, ESPECIALLY S3. So, I don't buy it.

Honestly, since S4 is supposed to have a S1 feel to it, I think we're going to be seeing a lot more mission-focused episodes, so I can see them being more self-contained as in, the mission begins and ends, and occasionally we get a cliff hanger.

[Talula62]

there are so many things to explain in s4. its impossible to wrap it up in a 2 hour episode, so that all other eps can be "self contained"

irina
rambaldi
nadia
jacks documents
vaughns dad
the man

I can't imagine them entirely wrapping up and doing away with storylines such as these. I mean, I think Season 4 will be about Jack but I think we'll find out what the documents say pretty soon in. I think the whole season we'll be wondering about Nadia and about Jack.

For the rest, I don't think they end the stories, but I think they'll kind of do something to move them back from being the total focus of everything - Rambaldi!!

But Irina and Bill Vaughn - I think we'll get tidbits like we always have. Now The Man, who knows!!

[minigunmorgan4]

hell ya, the man rules. whoever he/she/it is.

[Talula62]

i loved lauren about as much as i loved getting de-nutted. that actually never happened, but i hate lauren.

:lol :lol Holy crap, how did I miss that yesterday? Good stuff.

Also, I'd like to take this time to sing a song about the kickassness that is my new avatar. :D

[Talula62]

Okay, on this wrapping-up talk, here is talula's list of stuff she needs taken care of:

1) I want The Man wrapped up. Am I supposed to be caring about The Man, still? I mean, we had one ep in S3 with those two words mentioned, so my interest in The Man has diminished. Perhaps it's because I still kinda assume it's Irina and she's not around. But then, why would she have lied to Syd and told her she had to shoot her b/c a dude was watching that she needed to work with later. I don't think that actually means she's NOT The Man and the other guy IS....it could just mean that he came into town for an important meeting with Irina.... :confused: So, just tell me who it is already.

2.) I want to know what the freaking Covenant really is and who is in charge 'round there. Uh, so they are Rambaldi freaks, yes? And so they needed to kidnap Syd and brainwash her. Okay, WHY??? Because she's a superspy? Alright, I guess I buy that. But, does The Man = Head of the Covenant. It would be much less messy if "he" were.

3.) I want Sloane to be evil once more. Deliciously evil. That would be really nice. The end.

[minigunmorgan4]

is it normal to want to lick an avatar?

[minigunmorgan4]

i love it

[Talula62]

is it normal to want to lick an avatar?

:lol Not sure. I want to lick lots of things. Avatars. Wallpapers. Magazines. I may be a bad influence.

[minigunmorgan4]

i got that licking thing from you :)

[Talula62]

i got that licking thing from you :)

Sweet. That makes me happy. :) I have no idea where I got it. I have no idea how long I've been doing it. I may or may not have stolen it from someone - much like I may or may not have stolen my avatar. :cool: Oh well, it's just for Ants anyway.

[penn darvis]

is it normal to want to lick an avatar?
No, you should find the full-size picture, make it your wallpaper and lick your entire screen.

[Talula62]

^^^Good call.

Please refer to link in quote at top of page 12 - yeah - it's my wallpaper.

[minigunmorgan4]

jennifer garner would make good licking

[nabennet]

can you imagine how much this show would change if nudity was allowed on network television?

[Talula62]

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wonder if we talk about sex enough here at Ants. And licking, for that matter. :) We're all such prudes. Ha.

[minigunmorgan4]

can you imagine how much this show would change if nudity was allowed on network television?
oh lord...

[Talula62]

I'm violent right now. Not really. I'm sulking in the bad news that Sopranos won't be back until 2006. Grrrrr.

Trying to look positively at it. After all, it will free up people for a whole season of Alias watching!!!

[ziggyosk]

I'm violent right now. Not really. I'm sulking in the bad news that Sopranos won't be back until 2006. Grrrrr.

Trying to look positively at it. After all, it will free up people for a whole season of Alias watching!!!
i agree, more time spent pondering the mystery that is Alias. Oh wait there will be no more myster soon. Oh well.
Also it sounds like you do care about who the man is, you got pretty worked up there. I know i couldn't stop trying to figure it out the whole season. Even though they did only say those words twice, I was going crazy.

[Talula62]

^^^Yeah, I know. I'm all, "I don't care" and then spend 10 minutes thinking about it, speculating on it, trying to explain it. Seems I do care a bit huh.

[Talula62]

Yeah, that news on JJ directing Mission Impossible 3 - nevermind. :) Now it's supposed to be the guy from Rush Hour 2. Apparently Tom Cruise is scrambling to get a committment b/c the original director backed out due to "creative differences."

Also, I miss Kendall. That is all.

[Coolmunk]

Yeah, that news on JJ directing Mission Impossible 3 - nevermind. :) Now it's supposed to be the guy from Rush Hour 2. Apparently Tom Cruise is scrambling to get a committment b/c the original director backed out due to "creative differences."

Also, I miss Kendall. That is all.
Check out last months premier magazine- Kirsten Dunst on cover- they have a half page story with the MI:3 director in the new power section, he's 35 or so, cool guy.

[ziggyosk]

Yeah, that news on JJ directing Mission Impossible 3 - nevermind. :) Now it's supposed to be the guy from Rush Hour 2. Apparently Tom Cruise is scrambling to get a committment b/c the original director backed out due to "creative differences."

Also, I miss Kendall. That is all.
Kendall will be back. . I know it. I'll bet he is pretty deep in the whole Sydney disaperence. Plus he's high up in the DSR, so we'll see him again. He is tight. That is all.

[minigunmorgan4]

kendall's head is shiny. that is all.

[Talula62]

:lol I agree - Kendall will be back and also, his head is shiny. :thumbsup

[minigunmorgan4]

i love jennifer garner

[minigunmorgan4]

jennifer garner is classy-hot

[minigunmorgan4]

shes holding my drink. lord i love that dress

[minigunmorgan4]

i had to put his in. "2 bottles?" :lol

[minigunmorgan4]

jennifer garner is hot hot hot. i got this in the mail the other day.

[Talula62]

i had to put his in. "2 bottles?" :lol

Was this a special present for me?? :thumbsup Nice pic. I have one for you too. *hands minigun whore outfit* So, ya know, you can be a postwhore in style. ;)

Also, that last pic, from InStyle...I was like, :ugh: minigun gets InStyle magazine by mail?? :lol

[ziggyosk]

you stole it from CVS no doubt. That is an old issue. I love that pic too. Its funny but mine says Ziggy at the top :lol

[minigunmorgan4]

she was with you? DAMN IT!!

[minigunmorgan4]

Was this a special present for me?? :thumbsup Nice pic. I have one for you too. *hands minigun whore outfit* So, ya know, you can be a postwhore in style. ;)

Also, that last pic, from InStyle...I was like, :ugh: minigun gets InStyle magazine by mail?? :lol
actually, i run SD-3 out of InStyle's basement.

[minigunmorgan4]

page 4? what the hell did you guys do today? and dont tell me "work"

[Talula62]

I was a pretty good girl today at work, really. I turned in 5 short reports that I needed to get done. That's good stuff.

'Course I got home and drank beer with my friends for 5 hours. Whatever though.

Ummm....I want to bring it back to topic. So, um, I'm going to watch The Passage I and II in the next few days. I LOVE me some SpyFam.

[minigunmorgan4]

that was sweet when they layed waste to those militants after blowing up that jeep. sucked for jack's contact though.

[Talula62]

no. no way. page 5 = insanity.

Yeah, that SpyFamily mission was awesome. Still haven't watched those episodes. I'll do it this weekend when I need a study break.

I wonder if they'll ever play a rerun this summer. Another month still for the DVDs. Yikes.

[Talula62]

Sweet, some news today. Well, it's from yesterday. The Starr Report wrote up some info on our first guest star of Season 4. Or, one of the first, I guess. It doesn't actually say what ep SHE will be in.

July 29, 2004 -- So how much is ABC loving Angela Bassett these days? The movie star will guest in an upcoming episode of “Alias,” according to an exclusive report in Entertainment Weekly, which interviewed the “Waiting to Exhale” star.
http://sd-1.net/index.php?showtopic=33953

There's more to it, like what the character will be up to, but if you don't want to be that spoiled, don't click on the link y'all!! :)

[minigunmorgan4]

thankyou for the warning!

have you guys ever seen the prisoner? its a british show from the 60's that my dad showed me a few episodes of. it was the alias of the 60's. there were some cool and nutty twists. i think im gonna get the whole show and watch it from the begining.

[Talula62]

Quick everyone! To TWoP! http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?act=SF&s=&f=707 It's the Tubey Time Awards. Alias is up for tons of stuff....

Best Returning Show
Worst "Improved" Show (many a TWoPer hate them some Season 3)
Best Drama
Best Finale
3 Best Guest Star noms (Ricky Gervais, Isabella - of course - and Quentin)
Best Credit Sequence
2 Best Sidekick noms (Weiss and Marshall)
2 Biggest WTF Moment noms (2 years and Brainwaves, I think)
2 Most Ludicrous Plotline noms (Nadia and 2 years)
Show with the most HoYay
TWoP Show with the Highest Actual Quality
3 Favorite Character noms (Jack, Syd, and Vaughn)
2 Best Relationships (Syd/Jack and S/V)
Worst Relationship (y'all got this one right?)
Least Favorite Character (this one too?)
Favorite Actress (NOT Melissa George)
2 Favorite Actors - Victor Garber and Ron Rifkin
Least Favorite Actor/Actress (NOT Jennifer Garner ha!)
2 Most Unwelcome New Cast Additions (Lauren and Nadia)

And, of course, Best Performance by an Inanimate Object, which I thought was going to be for Lauren's Black Eyeliner 'O' Doom but Rambaldi Juice got the nom instead. Damn that TWoP is funny. :)

Oh yeah, and most overrated show - which is total bullshit. But, go in there and vote for some other shit instead!!!

[dmbjrkey]

In case anyone is interested, I just started an eBay auction for the first 8 prequel novels in the Alias series.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6916641543

Please email me with any questions. Thanks!

[Talula62]

I've never heard of these books before. Are they good - why are you selling them?

[dmbjrkey]

I would say that they are aimed for the teen/young adult reader. I read part of the first one and couldn't get into them.

Relatedly, I am also selling an extra copy of the Alias PS2 game, which is quite nice...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=8122515935

[minigunmorgan4]

a true salesman. but what a bs'r. "the books are the most remarkable work of literature this century."

[minigunmorgan4]

Come On Season 4!! Ya!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Come On Season 4!! Ya!!
Just a few short months away.

(minigun, I thought you got banned a while back or maybe I'm thinking of someone else).

[minigunmorgan4]

thats why im mingunmorgan4

[Talula62]

This world is only equipped to handle one minigun at a time.

[Talula62]

Hmmm. My curiosity has gotten the better of me tonight. Am I the only chick up in this place?? I gather that gypsie is a chica also but she has made only one brief visit into our fantastic little world.

[minigunmorgan4]

im afraid you are the only woman(besides ziggyosk). but hey, im minigun, what are you complaining about? plus, alias spans the gender gap.

[minigunmorgan4]

speaking of ziggyosk, i think he died or something. his last post was on 7/26. maybe the covenant got to him.

[minigunmorgan4]

OH MY GOD, LAUREN'S BAD?:eek:

[Beefsteak1138]

Hmmm. My curiosity has gotten the better of me tonight. Am I the only chick up in this place?? I gather that gypsie is a chica also but she has made only one brief visit into our fantastic little world.
Sorry, all man here. But if I was a chick I'd definitely be a lesbian because I'd still want to make sweet love to Jennifer Garner.

[Talula62]

Well, I'm a breeder like many of y'all, but I do frequent a gay bar with my friends. We were fixing to leave the other night and walked by this guy wearing an Alias shirt - all black, with the Alias logo on it - and one of my best friends (who IS a lesbian) says "LOVE Alias" to him and his friend looked at him and said, "What is it with lesbians and Alias?" :lol:

Now, I'm positive that probably has much more to do with the fact that these two guys are both gay and spend most of their time going out in gay space where there just aren't a whole lot of straight women but....it was still pretty funny.

[Talula62]

Ziggy - don't die! Don't fall off the face of the planet! Don't listen to minigun - you all man, baby!

Wait - haven't we had this conversation before about Ziggy disappearing? Hmmmm - what kind of Irina/Katya/Sloane/Sark thing you got goin on? Are you searching for the essence of Rambaldi without us?

[Talula62]

Okay, I'm a dolt for triple posting but, oh well, that's what they force us to do around here.

*offended* Um, minigun, hello? Where is your Rambaldi sign?

[minigunmorgan4]

never question my allegiance to the order talula, or you will fail to wake up the next morning.

as soon as ziggyosk gets back, send him over to McCollough for an extensive debrief.

im getting the 13 going on 30 dvd today. oh baby...jennifer garner... i hope shes naked in the bonus features.

[minigunmorgan4]

i got the dvd. expect many screenshots.

[ziggyosk]

Ziggy - don't die! Don't fall off the face of the planet! Don't listen to minigun - you all man, baby!

Wait - haven't we had this conversation before about Ziggy disappearing? Hmmmm - what kind of Irina/Katya/Sloane/Sark thing you got goin on? Are you searching for the essence of Rambaldi without us?
im not dead baby, im right here. I have distroyed the covenant once and for all!

[Talula62]

Good! I'm glad you aren't dead and I'm glad you destroyed the covenant...now....did Jack know where you were the whole time?? :)

[billies_41]

Good! I'm glad you aren't dead and I'm glad you destroyed the covenant...now....did Jack know where you were the whole time?? :)
no he didn't. (its me. ive had plots against my life, but i am back once again.)

[Talula62]

Hmmmm.....I was quite discouraged with the shit going on around this board several days ago. However, I will overlook that which discouraged me and issue this blanket reminder (that applies particularly well to Ants who have difficulty behaving themselves):

I am Irina Derevko. In my book, you ain't shit without your dental records. Don't think I'm fucking around either - I shot my own kid, remember?

Also, Alias rocks my face and it's less than a month until S3 comes out, right? I can't wait to pour over the eppys looking for clues. Though, I'm not sure there will be that many - I can't figure out how far in advance JJ plans the storylines out and to what extent he injects clues, ya know? Then again, when I watch S2 I'll see Jack acting weird and think...."hmmm, is that a clue?" Maybe I'm looking too hard!!

[billies_41]

Hmmmm.....I was quite discouraged with the shit going on around this board several days ago. However, I will overlook that which discouraged me and issue this blanket reminder (that applies particularly well to Ants who have difficulty behaving themselves):

I am Irina Derevko. In my book, you ain't shit without your dental records. Don't think I'm fucking around either - I shot my own kid, remember?

Also, Alias rocks my face and it's less than a month until S3 comes out, right? I can't wait to pour over the eppys looking for clues. Though, I'm not sure there will be that many - I can't figure out how far in advance JJ plans the storylines out and to what extent he injects clues, ya know? Then again, when I watch S2 I'll see Jack acting weird and think...."hmmm, is that a clue?" Maybe I'm looking too hard!!
yes but you only shot her because they were watching you from the next room. What must i do to prove to you?

[Talula62]

Yes, but the point is that I shot her. I could pull a trigger of a gun aimed at my own daughter, or father, like some people who are totally lame. :)

[billies_41]

Yes, but the point is that I shot her. I could pull a trigger of a gun aimed at my own daughter, or father, like some people who are totally lame. :)
Huh? What are you saying?

[Talula62]

Damnit. I meant to say "I could pull a trigger of a gun aimed at my own daughter, or father, UNLIKE some people who are totally lame." But, whoops, I suck. :)

That refers, of course, to Lauren. Because she's totally lame and the diet coke of evil (just one calorie...not evil enough) because she couldn't follow through with shooting her dad. Irina, on the other hand, could follow through with shooting Syd and this shows that she isn't scared to kick people's asses when they misbehave, which was the moral of my original post. :)

*crosses fingers in hopes that all made sense this time*

[Talula62]

Alright - *tops* - don't tell me no one wants to come in here anymore. I'll quit threatening a person now, promise :)

I've had houseguests for the past week and a huge exam the week before that and my best friends returned from a two week trip the week before that. SO.....I haven't watched any Alias in quite a while. :) I will watch The Passage Part II this weekend and maybe more.

[Talula62]

Results of the Tubey Awards are in:

Favourite Character from the 2003-2004 Season
1. Seth Cohen, The O.C.
2. Jack Bristow, Alias
3. Lex Luthor, Smallville

Least Favourite Character of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Marissa, The O.C.
2. Lauren Reed, Alias
3. Horatio Caine, CSI: Miami & Lana, Smallville (tie)

Worst Relationship of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Ryan & Marissa, The O.C.
2. Vaughn & Lauren, Alias
3. Carrie & The Russian, Sex and the City

Favourite Actor from the 2003-2004 Season
1. Adam Brody, The O.C.
2. Victor Garber, Alias
3. John C. McGinley, Scrubs

Favourite Actress of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Amber Tamblyn, Joan of Arcadia
2. Jennifer Garner, Alias
3. Lauren Graham, Gilmore Girls

Least Favourite Actor / Actress of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Mischa Barton, The O.C.
2. David Caruso, CSI: Miami
3. Melissa George, Alias :lol

Most Unwelcome New Cast Addition of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Lauren, Alias :lol
2. Oliver, The O.C.
3. Eve, Angel

Best Sidekick of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Carolyn, The Apprentice
2. Grace, Joan of Arcadia
3. Marshall, Alias :) :) :)

[Talula62]

And here's Regina's Specials: She's the woman who writes the recaps. She's freaking hilarious and she'll be doing commentary on the DVDs for The Two, I believe - which is the first ep of S3.

Worst Appropriation of Tom Cruise Movie Technology Award
The "flexible rubbery masks that not only totally hide faces but also change your bone structure and are also completely removable and also don't leave a trace of spirit gum" that Alias borrowed from Mission: Impossible are not realistic. In fact, they're so stupid and unbelievable that when the first Charlie's Angels movie borrowed one for Drew Barrymore's character, we laughed. Nay, guffawed. So what in the HELL were they doing in the season finale of Alias? Sure, the show's hardly based in reality, but even the biggest fans couldn't suspend disbelief for this load of horseshit. Congratulations on your win! What's next, time travel via tesseract? -- Regina

Best Use of Time Travel Via Tesseract Award
Kudos and huzzahs to whomever it is on the Alias writing staff who was responsible for coming up with the not-unrealistic-at-all idea that Vaughn can be crapped out in a Los Angeles hospital with a punctured lung one minute, and on a cliffside in Palermo, Sicily with guns a-blazin' the next. Again, this show ain't about reality. We know that. But unless Vaughn went to the nearest ATM, withdrew an amount roughly the size of the national debt, and purchased himself his very own grounded Concorde, there's no way in HELL he could have made it to Syd's rescue in the time allotted. We look forward to Season Four when Vaughn will board an airship, head to Saturn, save Syd's ass, and return to the CIA in the time it takes to froth the head of a tasty cappuccino. -- Regina

Worst Treatment of a New Character -- EVER -- Award
Goes to the writers and producers of Alias and, by default, the character of Lauren Reed. We were programmed to hate her. How could you not hate the woman who stole Vaughn away from Sydney? But how Lauren was used and abused throughout the season didn't really help us hate her any less. First she's nice, she's perfect, she's the sweetest thing ever and we're supposed to lurrrrve her. Then she's evil and dark and totally dicking Vaughn over and we're supposed to haaaate her. Then she really loves Vaughn. Then she doesn't. Then she screws Sark and it's not even sexy and it somehow makes us like HIM less. Any damn way they used this character, it just came out wrong. And blaming it on Melissa George and her omni-accent simply won't cut it. We were going to hate her no matter what, regardless of who was in the role, but perhaps if they'd used her properly and given her better stuff to do than, say, whine at her damn husband all the time, we might have hated her a wee bit less. -- Regina

Best Character Played By Someone Who's Not Even There
Spy Mommy. Hey, Lena! Stop making lutefisk for Lasse and GET BACK ON THE DAMN SHOW. -- Regina

[Beefsteak1138]

Some pics of our girl filming season 4:

http://colourpress.com/index.cfm?Goto=frontend/fotos/ShowSerie.cfm&nPictureSerieNo=3039

[Solid Snake]

those pics are freakin mint!

[Solid Snake]

i'd like to take that out for a ride. and by "that" i mean jennifer garner.

[billies_41]

i'd like to take that out for a ride. and by "that" i mean jennifer garner.
what up jim?

[Solid Snake]

not much dog! just keepin it mad real.

what gave it away? my uncontrollable lust for jennifer garner?

[Solid Snake]

page 4? what is this, a covenant forum?

[Talula62]

Yeah, it is. You got a problem with that? We've been on a top secret mission to bust Sark out of CIA custody. It was fun. You should have seen us. We all wore tons of evil eyeliner. :)

[Solid Snake]

i shot one of your agents 7 times, just before i shagged the hottest woman on earth.

[penn darvis]

What happened to this thread?