Official Alias Thread

[penn darvis]

Happy B-day Jen

[zigbaldi]

Oh good call I saw this on my Simpsons calendar today (it lists celebs b-days).

Happy b-day to the sexiest super spy!

more like sexiest lady ever!

[JimiThang1]

more like sexiest lady ever!
Here's a question for you...since you created this thread and have now returned to it, how did you coin the phrase 'macked outta my nutz'? It has been a running thing with us the past few months and I think we all would really like to know? :)

[Talula62]

And why do you change your SN every 5 minutes?? :)

Okay. Breaking news. This is the shit. I'm going to spoiler it though it is so vauge that there is no point really in doing so. No plot anything here. No guest appearance info at all just simple.

Jinnie's source says that Episode 20 - Descent - is like Phase 2!!!!!!! I've been asking myself that fucking question for MONTHS. "We had a Phase One, and Phase Two was initiated.........what the fuck is it??????"

I'm. SO. HAPPY.

[JimiThang1]

Interesting...Now I have to watch Phase One.

[JimiThang1]

Jeez lots of stuff from our favorite spoiler we love to hate over at E!:

From berly33: What is up with the second Sloane on Alias?
All I can say is that the Rambaldi saga is alive and well, and Sloane's fixation on it is only getting worse. We finally discover his true intentions.


From sark4ever: Please, please tell me David Anders is still coming back for the finale!
I'm hearing a certain blond-haired hottie has been approached to return, but no commitment yet. More importantly, though, you'll never guess which baldy is coming back!

From sb2005: Well, what baldy is it? We can't take suspense here.
One Mr. Terry O'Quinn, aka Locke, aka Kendall.


From clairem120: You are to blame for my Alias addiction, but I'll forgive you if you give me some spoilers.
Sydney takes Sophia--the woman who cared for Nadia while growing up in the orphanage--into her home to recuperate after being beaten very badly. But Sophia (whom you remember from Sex and the City, right?) isn't what she seems, and Sydney and Nadia's lives are put in jeopardy. Also in serious doo-doo? Spy Daddy. Syd finds out, and flips.

[JimiThang1]

Title of season finale is:
Before The Flood

[snapmcd]

You are a wealth of wonderful information, Derek!

[Jimbaldi]

hahahahaha!!

[Jimbaldi]

im back bitches!! back with ziggy!! hahahaha!!

[zigbaldi]

Here's a question for you...since you created this thread and have now returned to it, how did you coin the phrase 'macked outta my nutz'? It has been a running thing with us the past few months and I think we all would really like to know? :)

i dont know how i cam up with it. its just something me and jim came up with or something.

[zigbaldi]

And why do you change your SN every 5 minutes?? :)



cause i kept getting banned. but that was a long time ago. its good to be back with you talula:)

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol

<------ confused.

[JimiThang1]

What in the hell? :confused :ugh

[shoegal_97]

wow you go away for a few days and the whole thread has gone crazy...!

[Talula62]

Y'all is crazy.

So I had an Alias dream last night. Syd and Vaughn were getting married but Katya busted out of prison and Nadia runs off with her or some shit. And then we were looking at pictures from Syd's first wedding with Danny - :confused Yeah I have no idea either.

And then I turned into Syd and tehre was a new Marshall and he was making glasses for me to wear so no one could see who I actually was. No, I did not have crack for dessert.

[Beefsteak1138]

Y'all is crazy.

So I had an Alias dream last night. Syd and Vaughn were getting married but Katya busted out of prison and Nadia runs off with her or some shit. And then we were looking at pictures from Syd's first wedding with Danny - :confused Yeah I have no idea either.

And then I turned into Syd and tehre was a new Marshall and he was making glasses for me to wear so no one could see who I actually was. No, I did not have crack for dessert.
I can't describe my Alias dreams. I might get banned.

[JimiThang1]

I can't describe my Alias dreams. I might get banned.
Me neither...especially now that syd has a sister. Ok i've said too much.

[shoegal_97]

i haven't had an alias dream yet :(

[Talula62]

I had one a long time ago where I was working for Sloane. I was doing evil work but I had to because I was afraid he'd kill me if I didn't. I woke up in the morning feeling very immoral. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Me neither...especially now that syd has a sister. Ok i've said too much.
I have mother/daughter dreams if you know what I mean....so wrong, yet soooo right.

[Talula62]

:lol Sean. :rolleyes

[JimiThang1]

I've never had the mother/daughter variety...something about Irina that scares me a little.

[Beefsteak1138]

I've never had the mother/daughter variety...something about Irina that scares me a little.
Thats what makes it so exciting. I bet I could find some good uses for those rambaldi artifacts....... :rolleyes

:lol, just kidding.

[zigbaldi]

I have mother/daughter dreams if you know what I mean....so wrong, yet soooo right.

:thumbsup and sister!

[Jimbaldi]

some of my favorite nut sayings are:

"that guy can choke and die on my left nut"

"thats cooler than having a fourth nut."

"i'd give my left nut and half of my right to throw syd. just leave me with .25 functional nuts."

"id rather have my left nut blown of by a shotgun than see or hear an alias spoiler."

"my right nut is sexier than (insert name here)"

"i'd rather make out with ziggy's nuts than see an alias spoiler."

[JimiThang1]

wow....

[Jimbaldi]

for the record, id throw irina. shes hot for an old lady. did you see her when she went to china with jack? in the tiger print dress. hell ya you did. and her scary demeanpr would just add to the excitement.

plus she knows everything about rambaldi. she gave birth to the chosen one and the passenger. she is the only person alive capable of fooling jack bristow. she shagged sloane. the more i talk, the more i think irina is freaking mint.

[zigbaldi]

for the record, id throw irina. shes hot for an old lady. did you see her when she went to china with jack? in the tiger print dress. hell ya you did. and her scary demeanpr would just add to the excitement.

plus she knows everything about rambaldi. she gave birth to the chosen one and the passenger. she is the only person alive capable of fooling jack bristow. she shagged sloane. the more i talk, the more i think irina is freaking mint.

i agree. it was tight when she took out those three guys in like 1.4 seconds with that knife. she is a fox.

Yo jim wonder how jack tracked her after he slept with her. did he have some kind of passive, radioavtive isotope mung or somthing?

[Talula62]

So, tell me "jim" - you and "ziggy" just decide to come back at the same time after a fairly long hiatus from the boards. how did that work. what's goin on between you and ziggy anyway.

[JimiThang1]

I think it's the same person if you ask me

[Talula62]

Word Derek. Word.

Holy shit, if we only ever speak in spoilers, he'll never be able to talk. :lol

[JimiThang1]

Does he not read the spoilers?

[Talula62]

"i'd rather make out with ziggy's nuts than see an alias spoiler."

:lol

[JimiThang1]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jimbaldi]

i agree. it was tight when she took out those three guys in like 1.4 seconds with that knife. she is a fox.

Yo jim wonder how jack tracked her after he slept with her. did he have some kind of passive, radioavtive isotope mung or somthing?

after learning that jack has a "large scale genetic mutation" last week, maybe jack's mung is naturally crazy, allowing him to track his splooge from a radioactive mung sattelite.

[Jimbaldi]

and me and zig are not part of a holy trinity, we're not one and the same.

[JimiThang1]

Writers of the season finale are Josh Appelbaum & Andre Nemec. Damn I was hoping JJ would write it.

[shoegal_97]

Okay I am NOT missing tonights epsidoe! I've been waiting alllllllll week for this!!

So the last episode hasn't been written yet?

[JimiThang1]

Yea it's already been written and probably filmed too. They just announced who the writers were that's all.

[shoegal_97]

oh okay i thought that sounded a little wierd....any reason why jj didn't write it?

[JimiThang1]

I don't know but if I'm to have a guess he is pretty busy now that he has to direct the new Mission Impossible movie this summer, on top of that two hit TV shows.

[Talula62]

after learning that jack has a "large scale genetic mutation" last week, maybe jack's mung is naturally crazy, allowing him to track his splooge from a radioactive mung sattelite.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[JimiThang1]

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Yea I just don't know anymore...

[zigbaldi]

dudes me and jim are not the same person. Jim kept getting banned for being stupid in other threads. I was banned because he was stupid while on a pc at my house. Me and jim are friends and live about 20 mins away from each other. Since he was stupid at my house they banned my IP, but it is changing now so i was able to get back on. I do not plan on getting banned anymore. We always watch Alais together and come up with crazy theories about the show. We have made a vow not to watch spoilers. And if we hear any, we'll have to kill you.

[JimiThang1]

Then you two guys should not read this scoop I just got!

SYDNEY DIES IN THE SEASON FINALE@!@!@ :rolleyes

[JimiThang1]

Wow that was crazy good tonight. Rambaldi is back baby!

[zigbaldi]

Then you two guys should not read this scoop I just got!

SYDNEY DIES IN THE SEASON FINALE@!@!@ :rolleyes


nice try smart ass

[zigbaldi]

sloane is a freaking psycho! YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING!!! AHHHHH!!!

[JimiThang1]

For real he went balistic tonight.

[zigbaldi]

that guys face wasn't real bloody though for the level of beating that guy took

[zigbaldi]

I want to know more about Jack's mutation. Was is something that happened previous to the radiation thing, and then marshall just found out about it? Cause jack didn't seem to give a cur that marshall said he had a mutation. Like he already knew about it.

[JimiThang1]

No I think it just goes back to the radiation incident. He's just being hard-headed jack like always.

[zigbaldi]

i dont know it think that there is more to it than we know. Seriously, Jack isn't stupid, in fact he's the complete opposite of stupid, hes the smartest dude going, and if he had serious health problems then he would do something about it.... unless there was a reason for him not to. Like a genetic mutation perhaps?

[JimiThang1]

Maybe he has some Rambaldi experiment going on with him.

[zigbaldi]

that would be sweet

[Jimbaldi]

i want to know about jaquelyn. whats up with that faceless who?

[JimiThang1]

faceless who?

[zigbaldi]

yeah, maybe another daughter perhaps?

[Jimbaldi]

who the hell knows. she could be anyone. and if immortality was not rambaldis endgame, what was it? world domination?

[Jimbaldi]

new sig and avatar. both are pretty bitchin.

[JimiThang1]

world domination?
Exactly as in the Prophecy:
"Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works...bind them with fury; a burning anger. Unless prevented, at vulgar cost, this woman will render the greatest power unto utter desolation."

His end game is to have all his works come together through the woman to control the world through her.

[Jimbaldi]

from beyond the grave?

[zigbaldi]

Jim that is a SICK new avatar and sig. How did you get that screen shot?

[JimiThang1]

from beyond the grave?
Why not? Once all the artifacts and pieces are together the chosen one can be his "carrier" so to speak. He would be able to communicate through them.

[zigbaldi]

from beyond the grave?

who do you mean?

[JimiThang1]

Rambaldi

[Jimbaldi]

first i called up sloane and was like "yo man, can u snap i pic of that rambaldi manuscript that has syds picture on it and then shoot it my way in an encrypted email?" and he was all like "sure dog, you want it at the usual ftp dropsite?" and then i was like "nah man, k-derectorate knows about that one. send it to ip 123.654.34.23." and sloane was all like "for shizzle my bizzle."

actually, i just google imaged rambaldi and it came up.

[Jimbaldi]

ziggy, i gave u some positive feedback, and if you value your short term life, you'll return the favor.

[zigbaldi]

i gave it to you, but your points are the same

[zigbaldi]

send it to ip 123.654.34.23." and sloane was all like "for shizzle my bizzle."

actually, i just google imaged rambaldi and it came up.

that is an invalid IP address, each octect can only go up to 256

[Jimbaldi]

mint. i also want to add that sloane always looks too cool for school. i loved it when he had his back turned to that guy at the end, and his collar was straight up.

[JimiThang1]

If you have under 100 posts you can't give rep points.

[zigbaldi]

ah make sense now

[zigbaldi]

mint. i also want to add that sloane always looks too cool for school. i loved it when he had his back turned to that guy at the end, and his collar was straight up.

sloane always looks like a staight up P.I.M.P!

[Jimbaldi]

can you give the same person multiple rep points?

[zigbaldi]

yo jim, check my new sig

[Jimbaldi]

nice sig zig. that quote makes me think of the song "what do i have to do...to prove my love to you...what do i have to say...somthing something something."

[JimiThang1]

can you give the same person multiple rep points?
Nope only one. You have to spread rep points to others before you can give someone a rep point again.

[zigbaldi]

i got a new avatar coming up as we speak

[Jimbaldi]

lay it on me

[Jimbaldi]

im going to be tired in the morning. i'll probably feel like i stayed up all night throwing syd and then chain smoked 47 bowls.

[zigbaldi]

hold on on sec

[zigbaldi]

check it yo

[Jimbaldi]

sick im out

[zigbaldi]

peace, tell kohls to eat some crap for me.

[shoegal_97]

sloan's gone crazy again

[JimiThang1]

Looks like our favorite super spy might be walking down the aisle pretty soon:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050420/111405762000.html

[Jimbaldi]

i'll kill ben afleck. now hes just rubbing it in my face. that butt fuggler.

[Beefsteak1138]

Looks like our favorite super spy might be walking down the aisle pretty soon:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050420/111405762000.html
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:lorraine :lorraine

:BANG :BANG

[shoegal_97]

i'll kill ben afleck. now hes just rubbing it in my face. that butt fuggler.


i like the name ben asspick......fitting

[Talula62]

She must really love him and I'm starting to think he really loves her so, if it happens, good luck you two.

Sadly though I think they'll end up another Brad and Jen. :rolleyes

[JimiThang1]

MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE FINALE

Vaughn is going to propose to Sydney

[Talula62]

Damnit Derek You beat me every single time!!! Literally, 2.5 seconds ago I read it!!!!

[JimiThang1]

Haha yea I just saw it too.

[shoegal_97]

the question is ...

will she say yes?

[JimiThang1]

That'll probably be the cliffhanger...I wonder if he'll ask Jack for permission. That will make for some funny scenes.

[Talula62]

SPOILER OF A SPOILER - Well, the spoiler I read though reads that "She also got engaged to her ex, Michael Vartan, last week in a scene for 'Alias' season finale." So, we get our answer according to that. And it's been confirmed by real spoiler sources.

Also, Jack and Vaughn have a scene in Descent Ep 20 - I think - where Vaughn asks Jack a momentous question.

[Beefsteak1138]

spoilers are cool.

[Talula62]

:lol You don't read them, right Sean?

[Beefsteak1138]

Originally posted by Talula62 :lol You don't read them, right Sean?


of course not

;)

[Talula62]

Oh SWEET. "Pieces of flare!!" :lol

[zigbaldi]

i'll kill ben afleck. now hes just rubbing it in my face. that butt fuggler.

I hate ben affelck, even though he is a BoSox fan, that still doesnt make up for stealing my girl away from me. Ben can go Oki-Doke himslef:violent

[zigbaldi]

im not reading those spoilers, especially when it said: SEASON FINALE SPOILER. But where do you guys get all the spoiler info? Magazines or something?

[JimiThang1]

Plenty of places on the internet. Alias has a huge fan community.

[shoegal_97]

yeah but i never need to check i get all my info right here, thanks guys :D

[zigbaldi]

why do you guys like to know what is going to happen? I'd much rather have my Nuts blown to shreads when crazy shite goes down.

[JimiThang1]

It's not plot spoilers (well except that last one) we only post about upcoming guest stars or what not. We really have no clue what is going to happen just a general idea of who might be involved.

[zigbaldi]

well i did read a thing in alias magazine before the season started, and it talked about sark and anna espanosa. I pretty much figured sark would come back during the season but had no idea about anna. it even told me what episodes they were coming back in. it kinda ruins it because im waiting for those episodes knowing they are coming back. Same thing with isabela roselini, knowing she would make an appearance, you can kind of put togeather in the story what will happen. You guys probably know if Lena olin is coming back(if she is) I have no idea if she is(i feel she will eventually if not this season)but i sure dont want to know ahead of time because it will be the greatest moment EVER!

[JimiThang1]

Wow so there are huge spoilers at this link, so huge i'm not going to read them and not going to post them here but if you want to read them go here:

http://www.alias-media.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3073&mode=&order=0&thold=0

[Jimbaldi]

god damnit i hate spoilers! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!

in other news, sloane is sweet.

[Jimbaldi]

what the hell was that chemical seller talking about when he said (in so many words) "what was omni-fam all about? what was in all the food you sent to those countries? i know you were involved with genetic experiments." and then sloane cut him off.

weird

[Talula62]

Derek - I didn't think it was all that spoilery. I saw one thing I didn't know and I'd read specs about it and figured as much. They are ep descriptions. Am I not reading the right thing?? :ugh Are they in the pop up window that my blocker blocked??

Oh, the OmniFan stuff is from Season 3. He started that organization during Syd's two missing years.

[Jimbaldi]

i realize that. im not a total asswipe. i know what sloane said. omni-fam was used as a front through wich sloane had access to medical records no questions asked, medical records that would lead him to his daughter, the passenger.

[Talula62]

Easy cowboy. So then why did you ask the question about what the chemical seller was talking about?

[JimiThang1]

Derek - I didn't think it was all that spoilery. I saw one thing I didn't know and I'd read specs about it and figured as much. They are ep descriptions. Am I not reading the right thing?? :ugh Are they in the pop up window that my blocker blocked??
I don't know I think I just saw something about Lena Olin and I just clicked away hehe.

[Jimbaldi]

what im saying is that maybe omnifam had a two fold objective, find nadia and spread sloanes genetic mutation crap around the globe. im basing all of this on what the seller said in the last episode.

[Talula62]

Ohhhh. Okay, the genetic mutation crap then. Right, yeah, because that implies that Clone was going after that melting machine as if Sloane had once had control of it and had used it somehow.

Yeah. That is weird.

That thing seems overly-violent. It was seriously disgusting.

But he asks what he put in the food.........like he'd genetically altered the food?? Why the hell would he do that??

[Jimbaldi]

he may not have drugged the food with the intention of killing people. it may have been a test to find another key rambaldi person.

[JimiThang1]

But there is nobody left to find, Sydney and Nadia are the two that are going to do great battle with each other.

[Jimbaldi]

jj could throw someone else in at anytime. we knew about rambaldi for 3 years and didnt know jack shite about the passenger until that monk told us. there could be more crazy people.

[Talula62]

Maybe he tried that to find Nadia before he moved to the brainwaves/greenballofgoo thing. Or maybe he'd been looking for Yelena too. Or maybe he was looking for Irina and that's why Katya tells him in Season 3 "Leave Irina Alone"..........cuz he was sending food during OmniFan, which was before APO and was during Season 3 but also during those missing two years.

Oh and Derek - there IS one spoiler I think you don't know that is in that link. So, if you haven't already - yeah - stay away.

[JimiThang1]

Oh and Derek - there IS one spoiler I think you don't know that is in that link. So, if you haven't already - yeah - stay away.
Thanks. Yea I'm staying away from plot spoilers for the next month I think. Once I saw them talking about stuff with Irina I clicked off I didn't want to read anymore.

[zigbaldi]

But there is nobody left to find, Sydney and Nadia are the two that are going to do great battle with each other.

no, Jaquelyn :bounce

[zigbaldi]

jj could throw someone else in at anytime. we knew about rambaldi for 3 years and didnt know jack shite about the passenger until that monk told us. there could be more crazy people.

true dat. thats what im talkin bout

[zigbaldi]

Thanks. Yea I'm staying away from plot spoilers for the next month I think. Once I saw them talking about stuff with Irina I clicked off I didn't want to read anymore.

hey buddy, how bout we DONT TALK ABOUT SPOILERS! saying the article was talking about irina makes me want to blow someone's head off:violent

if you want to talk about that SHITE then use the little spoiler buttons, dont just blurt out crap like that

[JimiThang1]

Now did I say she was coming back? Nooooooo. They talked about Irina in last nights episode and they have been talking about her all season. Of course they talk about her in the episode descriptions. Nothing spoiling about what I said.

[zigbaldi]

ok im just super paranoid about anything like that leeking, but it didn't sound incouraging, because you said: they started talking about irina, then i clicked off" So it sure sounds somthing along the lines of her coming back. im sorry

[JimiThang1]

That's alright...but I can tell you as of right now we haven't heard anything so I'm thinking we might have a thing like last season where Jack talked to her in the car through that computer link up. Especially with whatever the hell Jack and Sloane are up to together, I think they are behind something.

[zigbaldi]

i was thinking that jack and sloane were both behind a cover-up of irina's death, until last night during the men's room scene. The way jack was talking to sloane made it seem like:
A. Irinia really is dead and jack killed her
or
B. Jack really didn't kill irina, but sloane doesn't know about it(to me, the most likely)
or
C. They both know that she is alive, but thought someone was spying on them(video camera or something) in the men's room and had to put up a realistic front.

[JimiThang1]

I personally think that Jack thinks he killed Irina but she is still alive and working for Sloane.

[zigbaldi]

Jack said he put a bullet in her head, so the only way that would be possible is if there was an irina cloane, or if sloane brought her back to life, like Allison Doren.

[JimiThang1]

Nah this is Alias anything can happen...things may appear one way to someone but be totally different in circumstance. The whole clone thing was played out too much anyway I really hope they don't got back there.

[zigbaldi]

thats why i think the most realistic situation is that jack never killed irina, and him and irina are keeping it on the DL for some reason.

[zigbaldi]

jack and irina must have been onto Arvin CLONE and faked her death to throw him off the trail.

[Jimbaldi]

the rolling sloanes

[Talula62]

I think Jack thinks he killed her too. They'll obviously tell us something about all of it by the end of the season.

[Jimbaldi]

i never believed for one second that irina was dead. i still think that bitch is alive and kicking. no matter what. either

a) jack and irina faked her death and are now working together behind the scenes pursuing an endgame we dont know about yet

b) irina took some crazy rambaldi mung to make it seem as if she had died (sodium morphate kind of stuff) or

c) rambaldi followers who realized irina's importance and value in the world of rambaldi and got her body and ressurected her

i pray to god we see her again someday. zig, i wonder if the spoilers are about lena olin.

[Jimbaldi]

point c of my last post reminded me of lauren. that bitch is yet to be seen too. there was a lot of talk about her coming back. the last we saw of her was in that frozen tube thing with sark and vaughn. if jj played with the idea of bringing lauren back, who was shot 5 times in the chest, then irina is not an impossibility.

[Jimbaldi]

i bet sark is working with the derevko sisters, and his mission was to find laurens body. then sark escaped from cia custody and reported back to irina (his former employer). irina got laurens body and got some information she had carried to her grave. maybe. or maybe im just on crack. it would be cool though if lauren and irina just randomly show up in an episode together.

[Talula62]

no it wouldn't.

:lol i'm kidding. i'm fairly anti lauren but it could be done well iif she popped up with irina AND if its for ONE EPISODE ONLY.

there really have been a lot of crazy rumors this season! but, melissa george generated those lauren rumors. and that really means very little to me. she hasn't stopped flapping her mouth since she first day she appeared in the alias world.

[JimiThang1]

Yea I read about her going on all these talk shows supporting her new movie and they asked her about Alias and she was like "I loved working there...I hope they let me come back blah blah blah." I for one hope she never comes back.

[Talula62]

"I have some storyline ideas for them" :ugh Yeah, we all do but no one gives a shit. :lol

Once she was supposedly talking about auditioning for Sydney way back when and how she was going to do it but she decided to try for movie roles or some shit. Melissa - is Talula gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Jimbaldi]

"oh no you dit'int!" screamed talula as she lunged for melissas throat

[Talula62]

:lol exactly.

[Jimbaldi]

wheres ziggy that beaner

[Jimbaldi]

where are u guys

[penn darvis]

Yo.

I've been in and out for a while, so I haven't been posting as much. But I'm back. The rest of this season is gonna be macked outa my nuts.

[Talula62]

Yeah, haven't seen you in a while Steve. I can't frickin wait for Season 4 DVDs to come out. I know the season isn't even over, but it's so much better to get to watch them back to back!!

[zigbaldi]

Yo.

I've been in and out for a while, so I haven't been posting as much. But I'm back. The rest of this season is gonna be macked outa my nuts.

couldn't have said it any better myself:lol

[Jimbaldi]

its going to be bitched out of my nuts

[penn darvis]

Yeah, haven't seen you in a while Steve. I can't frickin wait for Season 4 DVDs to come out. I know the season isn't even over, but it's so much better to get to watch them back to back!!
Yeah, I've had to tape a few, so the quality loss has been a bit unbearable. I need me some high quality DVDs. The Lost DVD is going to be sick too.

[Jimbaldi]

lost on dvd is going to be sweet. id marry locke.

[zigbaldi]

id rather marry sydney, shes got a fatty

[shoegal_97]

a fatty what?

[Talula62]

:lol Yeah, I'm not totally sure on that one either Paula!

[Jimbaldi]

fatty: a perfectly sized ass. not small and flat, and not fat and oversized like a ghetto ass. a fatty provides ample grip during intercourse and is pleasing to the eyes. a fatty should be constantly flaunted through tight short skirts, gym shorts, and thongs. that concludes this briefing on fattys.

[shoegal_97]

well id be careful about telling girls they have fatty's because i can totally see how it could be taken the wrong way

[Jimbaldi]

tell me abouty bout it

[Jimbaldi]

fatty

[Jimbaldi]

some better pictures. once you start lokking for pics of syds ass you cant stop.

[Talula62]

:lol I was expecting those to be close ups of her ass. Damnit she's hot.

[shoegal_97]

yeah..she's a babe

[Jimbaldi]

:lol I was expecting those to be close ups of her ass. Damnit she's hot.

i couldnt find any

[Jimbaldi]

i like fatty3. the fatty looks rediculous in that picture

[zigbaldi]

that fatty is macked outta my nuts

[Talula62]

Here is some more stupid crap from Kristin's mouth.

About Sloane: Sloane will get craaaaaaaaazier throughout the season and we'll find out "fairly soon" what he is up to.

About Victor Garber: Again, he ain't goin nowhere. :rolleyes

This is about a SERIOUS SPOILER but it's lame Lena will come back: "Soon. And it sounds unbelievably good, with Sydney racing to find her in order to stop a whole Rambaldi end-of-the-world happening from happening. Yes, my friends, the big R. is back."

Thanks Kristin - I sorta think Rambaldi was back in the last episode but maybe that's just me. :rolleyes

[Talula62]

Damnit. Stupid never remembering I can't use more than one set of spoiler codes in a post. :BANG

And stupid server totally slowing down. Now I can't edit. :BANG

So, the SERIOUS SPOILER thing is about the season finale. And though that one was kinda lame in the sense that it was really general, now I've lost it so if you want to know, quote me and read it.

If you don't want to know, don't quote me. :)

[JimiThang1]

So, the SERIOUS SPOILER thing is about the season finale. And though that one was kinda lame in the sense that it was really general, now I've lost it so if you want to know, quote me and read it.

HAHA yea I read the one about the finale...that was dumb pretty obvious about Rambaldi since it has already happened...durr Kristen. I hate how she talks like " 'Twas good, no?" What the hell is that???

[Talula62]

She's one of the cheesiest human beings alive.

[penn darvis]

I want me so more fatty pictures.

[Talula62]

me too. of the mens. full body. nearly naked. there's like no naked vartan on the internet. that's too bad.

[JimiThang1]

me too. of the mens. full body. nearly naked. there's like no naked vartan on the internet. that's too bad.
I don't know why i know this cause I love me some syd but have you seen One Hour Photo...he almost is kind of naked at the end...but that end scene is really sick and twisted.

[Talula62]

No, I haven't. And wasn't he skinnier back then?? I mean, he bulked up here not too long ago. :thumbsup

[JimiThang1]

He did that movie b/w the first and second season of alias I believe.

[Talula62]

Yeah, I think he bulked up after Season 2. I dunno. I used to always say he was too skinny. Like, through the chest, if that makes sense.

Anyway. :rolleyes

[shoegal_97]

yeah i know what you mean...but I like skinny sometimes, bradley cooper however...he was looking good in the last few eps...

[angelces]

i can't wait till tomorrow. holy craziness in a plot batman!

[Talula62]

Yeah, Paula, that's why I'm so crazy for Will. He was never too skinny. :)

Yeah - I'm loving the show so much again right now!

[snapmcd]

Yeah, Paula, that's why I'm so crazy for Will. He was never too skinny. :)

Yeah - I'm loving the show so much again right now!

I would concede that the shirtless Sark eps from last season were a little disappointing. :(

[Talula62]

I don't care what Sark looks like with no shirt. I'd still hop on him.

[snapmcd]

I don't care what Sark looks like with no shirt. I'd still hop on him.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

[angelces]

:lol

[devilish@darts]

:harr

[angelces]

:ninja

[devilish@darts]

:harr :hump :ninja

:harr wins :lol

[angelces]

oh agree just arguing for the sake of it. :fun

[devilish@darts]

:lol

fair enough

resume alias discussion

[JimiThang1]

wtf?

[angelces]

drive by hijacking. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

btw. i love the name arvin clone. :lol

[Jimbaldi]

get the hell out of our thread or i'll beat you with the circumfrence,

"YOU SIMPLE MINDED DILITANTE!"

[snapmcd]

drive by hijacking. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

btw. i love the name arvin clone. :lol

Fight the power ang!

edit: beautiful new avatar, angela!

[penn darvis]

wtf?
That's what I was thinking.

[JimiThang1]

get the hell out of our thread or i'll beat you with the circumfrence,

"YOU SIMPLE MINDED DILITANTE!"
again I ask for this....wtf? Is that really necessary?

[snapmcd]

again I ask for this....wtf? Is that really necessary?

Thank you--I needed to know I'm not the only one who's thinking this.

[penn darvis]

What's going on in this thread?

Back to Alias discussion:

Tomorrow night's ep is looking great. I thought the last episode should have ended a little differently, but I'm really looking forward to tomorrow night.

[Jimbaldi]

again I ask for this....wtf? Is that really necessary?

you do realize im refering to alias in that post right?

[Talula62]

Whoa. The activity in the thread today is not helping my headache. :lol

So, when do y'all think we're gonna meet this Elena Derevko???

[zigbaldi]

They Bought The Rumours

[JimiThang1]

you do realize im refering to alias in that post right?
Durrrr...the bold letters were just random.

[shoegal_97]

alias tonight!!! oh yeah !!! :multi :multi :multi

[shoegal_97]

2000 Posts!! What better place to post it than in my beloved Alias thread!! Where you guys at!!?!!

[JimiThang1]

Congrats!

[Talula62]

Right here yeah Paula!!!

Happy Alias Day!!!

[zigbaldi]

Alias is gunna be sweet tonight!

[Jimbaldi]

alias is gong to blow tonight

[Jimbaldi]

i hate that show

[Jimbaldi]

and jennifer garner is ugly anyways

[JimiThang1]

:violent :twak :freak

[snapmcd]

2000 Posts!! What better place to post it than in my beloved Alias thread!! Where you guys at!!?!!

:D Well done! Gotta watch the Spurs game--I'll be taping Alias tonight.

[Talula62]

And I'll be taping the "Oh, there's an edit button and you can use it within five minutes of posting???" show.

:rolleyes

[JimiThang1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn...thanks for making my night...

MAJOR SPOILER
Talula I was gonna say it but I just sufficed to smileys...good work on that one

[zigbaldi]

is that spoiler about tonights ep or the rest of the season?

[zigbaldi]

what do you think maybe we will get a little special guest tonight? Im hoping so. maybe a Cole (drools) or Ellena perhaps. Or jacquline?

[zigbaldi]

id like a kendall as well

[Jimbaldi]

shanes mom

[zigbaldi]

oh, shoot! id ruin my new pants! :hump

[Jimbaldi]

that smiley guy knows

[zigbaldi]

where are my peeps at?

[zigbaldi]

is alias on at 10 tonight?

[JimiThang1]

is alias on at 10 tonight?
Correct

[JimiThang1]

is that spoiler about tonights ep or the rest of the season?
Both...don't read it cause i know you'll get mad!

[Talula62]

Thanks Derek. :lol That spoiler was macked out of my nuts.

:)

Uh, on at 10?? Nevermind. Why's it on so late??

ETA: Oh, there's a guest star. :)

[JimiThang1]

Well I guess we know who Elena is...why must they save the best for last?

[zigbaldi]

If Jack dies, i will go on a killing spree, and start with all of you guys:lol

[zigbaldi]

this show is crazy!! Yelana is the most cruel derevko going too, thats awesome! So irina was trying to protect syd and nadia from yelana. And i bet thats why she killed bill vaughn, to protect nadia, because she knew that bill dropped her off at yelena's orphanage.

[JimiThang1]

If Jack dies, i will go on a killing spree, and start with all of you guys:lol
Well obviously that isn't going to happen but I guess it's good you think that (not the killing part...as I have syd on my side)

[zigbaldi]

i dont think he will either, unless he: "dies". I dont know what you guys know, but i think that he will be real close to dying, and sloane will give him some rambaldi juice or something and save him

[Jimbaldi]

i love jack. id sacrafice anyone if jj keeps jack alive.

jj: "i want you to kill ziggy."
jim: "where do you want the body?"

[JimiThang1]

i love jack. id sacrafice anyone if jj keeps jack alive.

jj: "i want you to kill ziggy."
jim: "where do you want the body?"
What a great idea...maybe you should try it out! ;)

[zigbaldi]

how bow ya daw wa

[zigbaldi]

guys, so what do you think is gunna go down?

[Jimbaldi]

"you want me to kill jimithing too? ok. and talula? whatever. just dont hurt jack."

[JimiThang1]

Too late...jack's already dead...

[zigbaldi]

do you think he will die?

[Jimbaldi]

hes not going to die. i'll let all the women in this thread kick me square in the nuts if he dies.

[JimiThang1]

Depends...go find victor garber's contract information and get back to me. I'm not sure when it expires.

[zigbaldi]

they better renew it if it does expire soon then. i doubt he would WANT to leave the show, he always seems like he is having an awesome time on Alias, and i dont know why he would ever want to leave. if J.J. writes him off, ill have to hunt him down

[Talula62]

Jack ain't goin nowhere.

He's the only other person on the show that gets nominated for anything beside Jen. The monkeys who run ABC wouldn't stand for it. :)

[zigbaldi]

that makes me feel a little better. He is an awesome actor and my Favorite character on the show. Slone is sweet too, and i almost smashed my TV last year when he "died"

[Talula62]

Wait a second Derek - remember that one spoiler we could never figure out the meaning of?? Hmmm....

[JimiThang1]

Yea he's so great...the one i'm worried about is Weiss...if ABC picks up his pilot for the fall (which they probably will)...his days might be numbered just like how he was a dino snack on Lost.

[JimiThang1]

Wait a second Derek - remember that one spoiler we could never figure out the meaning of?? Hmmm....
Oh yea!!! I forgot about that...it now makes sooooo much sense now especially tonight with what is happening to Jack.

[Talula62]

Yeah, that was supposed to get picked up last fall. :(

[Talula62]

Okay, I want to say more things. A.) Next week's promo's made me tear up. It might be kinda creepy, but who cares. Let's stick closer to the gang than we have been.

B.) This Elena stuff - the shit better hit the fan. I want scandal. I want search and discovery of the bad girl. That's what this show is missing right now - the female baddie!!! Okay, well, not after tonight.

C.) So, how in the world did Elena get ahold of Nadia then? Either Bill Vaughn was working with her or for Irina. But, if Elena disappeared 30 years ago - is Nadia 30?? Cuz Bill Vaughn was supposed to have taken Nadia to Elena when she was like 5 right (Season 3 info)??

:ugh The timeline crap makes my brain cry. Well what I was thinking was that if Bill worked for Irina, he'd of taken Nadia to Elena. So, I'm thinking that Irina gave Nadia to Bill to give to Elena for safe keeping - keep her away from Syd forever. And that then she killed BV so he'd never tell anyone where he took Nadia. And then she finds out later that Elena is a triple Rambaldi freak. So, she tries to find Elena unsuccessfully.

Her only other option is to collect all the Rambaldi shit herself to keep it out of Elena hands. And presumably Sloane's for that matter. So, that explains what seemed to be her Rambaldi and Sloane loyalty in Season 1 and 2.

Hmmmm.

[JimiThang1]

Hmmmm is right...the timeline of this show is so skewed it makes my brain hurt too.

So let me get this right, Bill took Nadia to get her away from something (Sloane?). Now the question is did Bill really know that it was Elena at the orphanage or just some orphanage lady. I think the latter because I have a feeling Elena went deep cover just so she could be in Nadia's life.

[Talula62]

Well, in Season 3, before Vaughn gets kidnapped and shirtlessly tortured, Brill tells him that his dad was doing good. That he took Nadia away and was trying to protect her from people who wanted to use her for evil...........or some shit. I'd have to look at the transcript.

But, yeah, did Bill know who Elena was? And if not - how could Elena have arranged that? Vaughn met with Sophia/Elena earlier this season - remember? And didn't she mention his father? More hmmmm

[JimiThang1]

Yea Vaughn went to see her to just talk about his dad but she was obviously keeping her cover so nothing really ever came of that. I don't think Bill was evil though...I'd like to think Elena specifically went there undercover to care for Nadia...maybe to get back at Sloane/Irina?

[Talula62]

CARETAKER:The first and only time I met your father he was covered in blood with a baby in his arms.

VAUGHN: Nadia.

CARETAKER: He brought her to the orphanage in Buenos Aires. He said she was in danger. He’d been shot in the shoulder. I knew not to ask too many questions. You father, he stayed a few days, until he was well enough to travel. One morning I woke up and he was gone.

So, she met BV. She was running the orphanage and BV just happened to bring Nadia to that particular orphanage that she was already running. How? Was he looking for an orphanage? Something is funky about that. He got shot in the shoulder - I'd think by someone trying to take Nadia. And then he runs to the orphanage to get rid of her. And that is like, how he died? Where are those Season 3 transcripts?

Unless she's lying and she didn't actually meet BV but came later once she tracked Nadia there.

[Talula62]

Okay, now I'm just on a mission to distract myself from schoolwork with as much Alias related shit as possible. :lol

VAUGHN: My father would never go against the CIA.
BRILL: He was a follower of Rambaldi.
VAUGHN: That's impossible.
BRILL: He died protecting the little girl. The followers knew she was the Passenger. He broker her out of KGB custody, but he didn't trust the CIA either, so he took her somewhere where she would be safe, with other Followers.
VAUGHN: The man you're describing is not my father.
BRILL: Your father was the best man I've ever known. He gave his life to make sure that little girl would be safe. Now if you don't stop what's happening, his sacrifice will be for nothing.

Ohhhh okay. So, maybe Elena had tricked him into thinking she was a good Follower. Not an evil one.

Whatever. Who knows. Shit. Nothing ever happens according to logical sense on this show. I'm going to sleep!