View Full Version : Positive or Negative?
Beefsteak1138
10-23-2004, 11:18 AM
Hey all....I know I don't have a pussy, but I just wanted to bounce in and say "Hi!".
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 11:20 AM
Hi, Sean!
you may stay... i like you
:)
gypsie
10-23-2004, 11:20 AM
PUSSY PALOOZA '05
what the hell is pussy palooza '05
Try back reading, maybe you'll learn something
gypsie
10-23-2004, 11:21 AM
Hey all....I know I don't have a pussy, but I just wanted to bounce in and say "Hi!".
Thought I'd bounce in just to say "hi" to you - how's the new car?
Beefsteak1138
10-23-2004, 11:24 AM
Hi, Sean!
you may stay... i like you
:)
Sweet!!! I mean...I love pussy and everything I just dont' have one and I was sure of the prerequesites for posting here ;)
gypsie, have fun in C'ville, its such a beautiful place. I went to college there.
Beefsteak1138
10-23-2004, 11:25 AM
Thought I'd bounce in just to say "hi" to you - how's the new car?
Its doing well, but 3 weeks and already 1,500 miles :(
Its a nice day today so I think I'll give my baby a good scrubbing (I might wash my car too).
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 11:25 AM
the only prerequisite is that you're a POSITIVE person, not an Ugly Troll :violent
you're bona fide, Beef! :)
gypsie
10-23-2004, 11:26 AM
Its doing well, but 3 weeks and already 1,500 miles ;(
Its a nice day today so I think I'll give my baby a good scrubbing (I might wash my car too).
Need help? ;)
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 11:27 AM
i gotta run to the Chrysler dealership & pick up Petunia's title today
:)
Beefsteak1138
10-23-2004, 11:34 AM
Need help? ;)
I little moral support never hurt anybody. :hug
i gotta run to the Chrysler dealership & pick up Petunia's title today
Petunia, eh?? I gotta think of a name for my car.
gypsie
10-23-2004, 11:35 AM
I little moral support never hurt anybody. :hug
Petunia, eh?? I gotta think of a name for my car.
:hug Have fun! :hug
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 11:39 AM
Petunia, eh?? I gotta think of a name for my car.
Yup... Petunia Talulah (PT... get it??)
:rolleyes:
>>>dork!
Mel B
10-23-2004, 11:53 AM
it's a girl thing, you wouldn't understand :p
oh wait... doesn't being a dickless wonder make you a girl? technically?
:evil
If you say so, havent you got some washing to do, theres a good lass. Milk and two sugers.:) :)
karenvonb
10-23-2004, 11:56 AM
Good morning all!
<<<Doing laundry too :freak
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 12:00 PM
hi karen!!!
laundry's done... sorry, Mel... i couldn't get the skidmarks out of your underwear :p
Mel B
10-23-2004, 12:08 PM
hi karen!!!
laundry's done... sorry, Mel... i couldn't get the skidmarks out of your underwear :p
Dont wear underwear, i'm Commando all the time.
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 12:14 PM
Dont wear underwear, i'm Commando all the time.WHOA! :eek:
there's a mental picture i didn't want in my head!
:lol
Mel B
10-23-2004, 12:17 PM
WHOA! :eek:
there's a mental picture i didn't want in my head!
:lol
Dont think off it then.
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 12:19 PM
done! puppies and kittens and all things pleasant...
ahhhh! better now :p
Mel B
10-23-2004, 12:21 PM
done! puppies and kittens and all things pleasant...
ahhhh! better now :p
Sorted, lets get a room.:) :) :) ( David Blaine on Bo-Selecta )
gypsie
10-23-2004, 12:40 PM
Dont wear underwear, i'm Commando all the time.
:violent MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
Mel B
10-23-2004, 12:42 PM
:violent MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
Why, you never seen a cock before.
gypsie
10-23-2004, 12:43 PM
Why, you never seen a cock before.
Just never seen one like yours :BANG :ugh: Scarey
Mel B
10-23-2004, 12:56 PM
Just never seen one like yours :BANG :ugh: Scarey
Thanck you. 8 " can be a bit painful sometimes, but once women get going, its a fucking result, Slaaaaaaaaaaaaags the lot of ya.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 01:25 PM
Just never seen one like yours :BANG :ugh: Scarey
what's cookin, good lookin
Mel B
10-23-2004, 01:29 PM
what's cookin, good lookin
You worm, musceling in on my trailer park trash.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 01:32 PM
hey hey, i spotted her first!
Mel B
10-23-2004, 02:14 PM
hey hey, i spotted her first!
No. It's hunting season for beaver, lets play. Game on.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 02:34 PM
alright, but i've seen Kellie! I know what I'm fightin for
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 04:20 PM
KICK HIS LIMEY ASS, JARED!!! :bounce
kellie wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S pussy, Mel!
fuckwad :violent
Mel B
10-23-2004, 04:58 PM
KICK HIS LIMEY ASS, JARED!!! :bounce
kellie wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S pussy, Mel!
fuckwad :violent
Woman are animals. I'm 5 foot 2 inches, a body like tom cruise. ( i used to be a professional footballer )
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 05:01 PM
5'2"? so you're a shortpeckered sumbitch, as we would say in oklahoma
:lol
Mel B
10-23-2004, 05:05 PM
5'2"? so you're a shortpeckered sumbitch, as we would say in oklahoma
:lol
Yeah but my cocks massive.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 05:11 PM
you brits, always with the massive cocks. Well Americans aren't that bad either
Mel B
10-23-2004, 05:13 PM
you brits, always with the massive cocks. Well Americans aren't that bad either
Not all Brits have massive cocks.
I think that mine, at 8" is a fair size, on par with a black man.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 05:14 PM
Not all Brits have massive cocks.
I think that mine, at 8" is a fair size, on par with a black man.
on par with me as well.
Mel B
10-23-2004, 05:16 PM
on par with me as well.
High Five, as you Americans like to put it.
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 05:23 PM
Suck A Cock And Go Away!
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 06:08 PM
easy, Jar...
don't let him get to you, sweetheart!
:hug
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:35 PM
alright, but i've seen Kellie! I know what I'm fightin for
Jar wins! Mell B doesn't have a snow balls chance in hell. Mel B is dead to me.
Good afternoon Jar! I hope you have had a wonderful day.:hug
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 06:37 PM
KELLLIIEEEEE!
:D
how was your family outing?
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 06:38 PM
Jar wins! Mell B doesn't have a snow balls chance in hell. Mel B is dead to me.
Good afternoon Jar! I hope you have had a wonderful day.:hug
yeah, nice day. I woke up near 1. It's 5:37 PM, i'm still in my pjs. I've done nothing but play MVP and eat chinese food all day.
Great day :rolleyes:
But, by the way. You are a hottie! You look better without the glasses though.
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:40 PM
yeah, nice day. I woke up near 1. It's 5:37 PM, i'm still in my pjs. I've done nothing but play MVP and eat chinese food all day.
Great day :rolleyes:
But, by the way. You are a hottie! You look better without the glasses though.
;) sometimes I gotta give the eyes a break.
*ears perk up* PJ's? Your in your PJ's?! How 'bout you take a little trip to VA? :D
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 06:41 PM
;) sometimes I gotta give the eyes a break.
*ears perk up* PJ's? Your in your PJ's?! How 'bout you take a little trip to VA? :D
you are so bad, lol.
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 06:42 PM
what the fuck??
am i on someone's ignore list or something??
*stomps away*
;)
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:42 PM
KELLLIIEEEEE!
:D
how was your family outing?
Not as eventful as I had hoped but it's always great to be with my kids! Maybe tomorrow we'll get to go pumpkin picking, put the kids to bed, and have a little afternoon delight (I have shared to much again - sorry):o
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:43 PM
you are so bad, lol.
;) You LOVE it! :lol
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:44 PM
what the fuck??
am i on someone's ignore list or something??
*stomps away*
;)
No I didn't leave you out sometimes the men need to be stroked first. ;) :lol
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 06:44 PM
;) You LOVE it! :lol
i'd love it if you felt the need to manipulate me ;)
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 06:45 PM
uh huh *crosses arms and turns away*
MAJOR POUT!!!
:(
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:46 PM
i'd love it if you felt the need to manipulate me ;)
Whatever do you mean by that?!:angel
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:47 PM
uh huh *crosses arms and turns away*
MAJOR POUT!!!
:(
I think that we should all use our frustration and passion that we have been feeling about that Mel B for good and have a giant love fest. Anyone? Jar I can count on you right?
DMBfan41
10-23-2004, 06:47 PM
Whatever do you mean by that?!:angel
you know what i mean :p
gypsie
10-23-2004, 06:50 PM
you know what i mean :p
It's true! :lol
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 06:58 PM
i'm there!
:angel
:)
gypsie
10-23-2004, 07:07 PM
i'm there!
:angel
:)
Let's start over
:hug did you get your mud flaps on? ( that doesn't sound good):lol
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 07:11 PM
naw they're still in my trunk... service department was really busy
i'll get it done next week sometime
i can't BELIEVE you haven't noticed my new avatar!!!
doesn't it rock?
:p
i can't BELIEVE you haven't noticed my new avatar!!!
doesn't it rock?
:p
Well, it sure beats hypno-kitty that's for sure.
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 07:25 PM
awwww :(
you didn't like my technicolor jiggity kitty?
:p
No, sorry :lol
It made me dizzy.
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 07:30 PM
s'alright!
i was just so tickled with the job Kenny did i couldn't wait til November 1st (i had planned on keeping the pink ribbon up til then)
gypsie
10-23-2004, 07:32 PM
naw they're still in my trunk... service department was really busy
i'll get it done next week sometime
i can't BELIEVE you haven't noticed my new avatar!!!
doesn't it rock?
:p
Yes but it's still October
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 07:36 PM
Yes but it's still Octoberbackread much? ;)
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2227523&postcount=3315
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 07:48 PM
Kellie! where'd you go???
i just noticed... you're half a whore!
:bounce :multi :bounce
gypsie
10-23-2004, 08:11 PM
backread much? ;)
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2227523&postcount=3315
Mean and meaner! :devil
gypsie
10-23-2004, 08:11 PM
Kellie! where'd you go???
i just noticed... you're half a whore!
:bounce :multi :bounce
Only half - I was hoping for at least 2/3 :(
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 08:12 PM
:lol
you're getting there, sugar! (1000 is "official" whoredom)
how was your family day out??
gypsie
10-23-2004, 08:14 PM
:lol
you're getting there, sugar! (1000 is "official" whoredom)
how was your family day out??
Don't you back read?!
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 08:20 PM
Don't you back read?!:lol
we're even then
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2227362&postcount=3300
i suck :(
gypsie
10-23-2004, 08:55 PM
:lol
we're even then
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2227362&postcount=3300
i suck :(
That's why I like you:lol
gypsie
10-23-2004, 09:21 PM
Good night all of my positive peeps! See y'all tomorrow!
OklahomaMama
10-23-2004, 11:58 PM
That's why I like you:lolthat's funny... you like me cuz i suck, men because i swallow
:evil
oh, i have GOT to behave!
dobyblue
10-24-2004, 12:48 AM
Not all Brits have massive cocks.
I think that mine, at 8" is a fair size, on par with a black man.
funny because the British program "Sex" states that the average penis is between 4-6"
You seem to have some sort of short complex.
Now go sit on the khazi and contemplate how you've fallen short of your goals of becoming a real man like Delboy Trotter.
Mel B
10-24-2004, 02:52 AM
Jar wins! Mell B doesn't have a snow balls chance in hell. Mel B is dead to me.
Good afternoon Jar! I hope you have had a wonderful day.:hug
I wouldnt stick someboby elses cock in you love, and you wear glasses aswell, :babe :babe :babe
Mel B
10-24-2004, 02:53 AM
funny because the British program "Sex" states that the average penis is between 4-6"
You seem to have some sort of short complex.
Now go sit on the khazi and contemplate how you've fallen short of your goals of becoming a real man like Delboy Trotter.
Rodney.
System
10-24-2004, 09:39 AM
positive Mel B is gone.
Negative, i can no longer take out my anger for europeans on him .....wait, yep...there is no negative...all positive with him leaving
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 09:54 AM
aw... mel's gone?
there goes another member of my fan club
:rolleyes:
:lol
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 09:59 AM
Positive: Wake up naked, drinking coffee, making plans to buy some cloves
Negative: Only getting five hours of sleep and having some weirdo call in the middle of the night. Focker.
Positive: Staying up to 12:30am talking to a gem and a doctor.
Negative: Jamie wasn't there for the conference or the webcam action.
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 10:01 AM
Positive: seeing RuggerSelkie in here! :bounce
Negative: no negatives to that
:angel
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:02 AM
Positive~ always seeing Miss Brenda sending good vibes and happy thoughts to all the ants, and her saucy way of keeping the trolls in line.
Negative~ what's that?
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 10:04 AM
:hug
i should have a tee shirt made up "TROLLMASTER"
:lol
what kind of coffee this morning, dear?
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:08 AM
I am not even sure what kind it is. It's the morning coffee. Whichever tin it comes out of.
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 10:12 AM
:lol
after i asked that i had to go look at mine :rolleyes:
looks like Kona sunrise blend
all i know is that i need MORE!
:D
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:21 AM
I did the same thing, but we have so many that we take out of the bag and fill tins with or mix with decaf, etc. The morning stuff is usually the cheap stuff or the 'plain' stuff. Just to wake up. Then we'll go into the good stuff...Starbucks, Seattle's Best (mmmmmmmmmm Cinnabon...Creme Brulee...oglghsdladdfje), flavored stuff we find at TJ Maxx, and we get that sugar free DaVinci syrup to flava it too.
Coffee addicts unite!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 10:24 AM
I did the same thing, but we have so many that we take out of the bag and fill tins with or mix with decaf, etc. The morning stuff is usually the cheap stuff or the 'plain' stuff. Just to wake up. Then we'll go into the good stuff...Starbucks, Seattle's Best (mmmmmmmmmm Cinnabon...Creme Brulee...oglghsdladdfje), flavored stuff we find at TJ Maxx, and we get that sugar free DaVinci syrup to flava it too.
Coffee addicts unite!*drool* Cinnabon?? i gots ta get me some of THAT!!!
for jenna :hug
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:29 AM
Well, get in that pimped up car and come on down to the land of the lost, and found. Or something. :)
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 10:30 AM
now that sounds like an excellent ROAD TRIPPPPP!
:D
gypsie
10-24-2004, 10:32 AM
that's funny... you like me cuz i suck, men because i swallow
:evil
oh, i have GOT to behave!
With comments like that I don't wonder why you are so popular:lol
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:34 AM
now that sounds like an excellent ROAD TRIPPPPP!
:DIf you don't mind being mauled by 11 dogs when you arrive. These kids are nuts. :ugh:
gypsie
10-24-2004, 10:37 AM
I did the same thing, but we have so many that we take out of the bag and fill tins with or mix with decaf, etc. The morning stuff is usually the cheap stuff or the 'plain' stuff. Just to wake up. Then we'll go into the good stuff...Starbucks, Seattle's Best (mmmmmmmmmm Cinnabon...Creme Brulee...oglghsdladdfje), flavored stuff we find at TJ Maxx, and we get that sugar free DaVinci syrup to flava it too.
Coffee addicts unite!
Mmmmmm... coffee! I love coffee! Just had plain coffee with pepermint mocha creamer which is also good in mint tea.
Good morning ladies:hug :hug
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:38 AM
Ladies and a gentleman. He is taking pictures of the fall colors in the pasture. So beautiful right now. Chilly, but beautiful.
More java, girls? :)
gypsie
10-24-2004, 10:40 AM
Ladies and a gentleman. He is taking pictures of the fall colors in the pasture. So beautiful right now. Chilly, but beautiful.
More java, girls? :)
Pass the creamer. Can't wait to see the pictures.
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 10:46 AM
We shall upload them now! Just for you.
Need more java. Geez, I think I drank a pot already. I'll need a cathetar.
System
10-24-2004, 10:47 AM
no coffee, trying to only drink it at work.....
that way, i don't have to drink a pot and half just to start everyday
gypsie
10-24-2004, 10:59 AM
later y'all - off to be the domestic goddess that I am. Have fun today
RuggerSelkie
10-24-2004, 11:14 AM
Positive~ see link to our photos. The last 2 (in folder "our home" are of the pasture today. Just for you, Miss Kellie. :) Have a beautiful day, dear. Hugs to Cedar!
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:02 PM
<sigh> SO much backreading to do.
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:03 PM
I got the cliff notes... :thumbsup
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:06 PM
I'm trying to put a face with everyone.
Sorry, I don't have ADD.
I have a buddy with CCTSD
I founded the illness, made a lot of money off it's research.
You know what *I* look like! :p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:07 PM
Chronic Change the Subject Disease, it's really an epidemic. Happening in conversations all over the world. It sucks, I've been fighting it for years.
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:08 PM
:bounce 100 PAGES!!!!:multi
FUCKIN' A!!!
:monkey :D
:bounce
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:10 PM
*high five*
WHO'S your Mama?
:D
I'm gonna start sayin' "WHO'S your Olive?!?" :lol
System
10-24-2004, 02:10 PM
I'm gonna start sayin' "WHO'S your Olive?!?" :lol
and I would say,
"some poet"
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:12 PM
Thank you - I'm so happy for me! I don't consider myself a tried and true ants slut until I hit the 1,000 mark, though. :cool:
You will ALWAYS be a slut in my heart. :lol
System
10-24-2004, 02:13 PM
You will ALWAYS be a slut in my heart. :lol
how bout me? can i be a slut in your heart too?
I wanna be somebody's slut
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:13 PM
The process of backreading and posting has begun.... :rolleyes:
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:13 PM
*stumbles in, avatar-less, letting eyes adjust......."
Welcome! :bounce
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:14 PM
HIIIIIII BABY!!!!!!!!:bounce :bounce :bounce
Everyone, meet my honey!!! (I don't know that anyone's around, but they'll all backread and see this eventually!) Be nice to him - he's grumpy when people are dumbasses. :lol
Oh even better!! I thought this was just some random new person :lol
But since you bang Alison, you're so much cooler! :bounce
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:14 PM
They will be, lots of nice people here, I was nervous when I first came here and it was my honey that introduced me to Ants!!
And I am SO glad you're here!! :p :hug
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:16 PM
It's all good, mama. I'm sure he gets it. He was with me when I opened my goodie mail from you, and he's like "what's that?" and I'm like "it's my pretties" and he's like "from who" and I'm like "my friend in Oklahoma" and he's like "Oklahoma?" and I'm like "yeah, Brenda, my friend from ants" and he's like "oh."
Was that a good story? :o
Whenever you have a story that seems to go nowhere, end it with "..and then I found $20." Works everytime. :p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:17 PM
I damn near lost it when I read Tom's "chip chip cheerio" post! :lol
:lol
Yeah, that one had the students looking at me!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:18 PM
hello hello hello!!
:bounce
i was lonesome here yesterday :(
Christy, i popped your Pussypalooza welcome package in the mail this morning... yours too, Amanda
:hug
Heater, Heater!!! do you like my new avatar? :bounce
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:19 PM
oh look! a chicken!
System
10-24-2004, 02:19 PM
hello hello hello!!
:bounce
i was lonesome here yesterday :(
Christy, i popped your Pussypalooza welcome package in the mail this morning... yours too, Amanda
:hug
Heater, Heater!!! do you like my new avatar? :bounce
Hey, being that i am in the scheduled entertainment for Pussypalooza do i get a welcome packet?
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:19 PM
i think i've got an "official motto" for the Posse:
Whatever happens, the Pussy Posse CUMS first!
opinions??
:thumbsup
I can dig on that.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:21 PM
see ya, babe. *thinking of an appropriate farewell wish for a blood donor.....*.....
bleed safely!
bleed well!
save some for me.
don't bleed it all in the same place.
hmmmmmmm.......i don't know if there is one.......
*kisses*
I bled all over Giulio's sheets this morning. :(
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:21 PM
Hey, being that i am in the scheduled entertainment for Pussypalooza do i get a welcome packet?of course! i'm making cockrings for the boys :evil
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:22 PM
I bled all over Giulio's sheets this morning. :(
:ugh: :ugh: :ugh:
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:22 PM
I bled all over Giulio's sheets this morning. :(well, i know damn good & well you ain't a VIRGIN so....
Aunt Flo come for her monthly visit? :(
:hug
System
10-24-2004, 02:22 PM
of course! i'm making cockrings for the boys :evil
remember, mine was the big one
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:23 PM
of course! i'm making cockrings for the boys :evil
Mine may take a while.... :thumbsup
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:24 PM
:hug :hug Aww, it's aight Jar....like gypsie said...HER LOSS!!
:thumbsup
System
10-24-2004, 02:24 PM
of course! i'm making cockrings for the boys :evil
hye, can you put some flames on mine?
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:25 PM
Yeah true, it's too early to be buzzed yet.... :thumbsup
:ugh:
Saying stuff like that shows why you're not coming to Pussypalooza!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:26 PM
i may have to measure them myself...
for proper fit, of course!
we don't want chaffing
:rolleyes:
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:26 PM
I just want to cuddle, by the way variety is the spice of life. ;)
:lol :thumbsup
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:27 PM
:ugh:
Saying stuff like that shows why you're not coming to Pussypalooza!
:( :( :(
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:28 PM
Minor technicalities! If there's grass on the field... :lol
Even worse....
If they're old enough to crawl....
They're in the right position.
System
10-24-2004, 02:28 PM
i may have to measure them myself...
for proper fit, of course!
we don't want chaffing
:rolleyes:
you have my measurement don't you?
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:30 PM
you have my measurement don't you?yeah, but you know... there's nothing like a custom fit from a good tailor
:evil
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:30 PM
it's a girl thing, you wouldn't understand :p
oh wait... doesn't being a dickless wonder make you a girl? technically?
:evil
:lol
Looks like I missed some mad positivity this weekend.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:31 PM
Hi, Sean!
you may stay... i like you
:)
I like Sean, too. He makes me laugh. :p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:32 PM
hi karen!!!
laundry's done... sorry, Mel... i couldn't get the skidmarks out of your underwear :p
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:34 PM
naw they're still in my trunk... service department was really busy
i'll get it done next week sometime
i can't BELIEVE you haven't noticed my new avatar!!!
doesn't it rock?
:p
I love it! I think it's fantastic. :bounce
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:36 PM
I got the cliff notes... :thumbsup
:bounce :bounce
Hi!
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:37 PM
and I would say,
"some poet"
Oh Sal, you're such the clever one. :lol
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:37 PM
thanks! :D
Kenny (The Tabasco Kid) made it for me
i may never change it again!
:D
oh, Heater... i really could have used your wit and wisdom with that troll, Mel!
i think i held my own, however *thumps chest twice*
WHO'S yo Mama?
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:37 PM
how bout me? can i be a slut in your heart too?
I wanna be somebody's slut
You can be my bitch.
Get on your knees and show me you love me.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:37 PM
The process of backreading and posting has begun.... :rolleyes:
Like you expect ANYTHING else from me. :D
I'm ALMOST done!
System
10-24-2004, 02:38 PM
You can be my bitch.
Get on your knees and show me you love me.
give me the chance, give me the chance, i won't let you down...
just call me somethign other than bitch. Personal love slave works, but bitch is just mean
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:38 PM
hello hello hello!!
:bounce
i was lonesome here yesterday :(
Christy, i popped your Pussypalooza welcome package in the mail this morning... yours too, Amanda
:hug
Heater, Heater!!! do you like my new avatar? :bounce
I do I do!!!
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:38 PM
of course! i'm making cockrings for the boys :evil
That's such a great idea! :lol :evil
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:38 PM
Like you expect ANYTHING else from me. :D
I'm ALMOST done!
Not really.... :D
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:39 PM
well, i know damn good & well you ain't a VIRGIN so....
Aunt Flo come for her monthly visit? :(
:hug
<sigh> yeah.
I thought she was gone.
She wasn't.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:39 PM
i may have to measure them myself...
for proper fit, of course!
we don't want chaffing
:rolleyes:
I've got a way to measure accurately.,
:: opens mouth ::
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:41 PM
thanks! :D
Kenny (The Tabasco Kid) made it for me
i may never change it again!
:D
oh, Heater... i really could have used your wit and wisdom with that troll, Mel!
i think i held my own, however *thumps chest twice*
WHO'S yo Mama?
:lol
:lol
You did QUITE well!
I had her/him blocked for a while.
Now it's just entertaining!
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:41 PM
give me the chance, give me the chance, i won't let you down...
just call me somethign other than bitch. Personal love slave works, but bitch is just mean
Snatch? Cunt?
System
10-24-2004, 02:41 PM
Personal Love SLave
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:42 PM
OK done. :lol
I really need to start visiting EVERYDAY.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:42 PM
Personal Love SLave
Heater's P.L.S.
I think that should go in your sig. :evil
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:43 PM
OK done. :lol
I really need to start visiting EVERYDAY.
yeah slacker...u suck! :twak
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:44 PM
Heater's P.L.S.
I think that should go in your sig. :evili love it! do it, Tony! do it! :bounce
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:45 PM
yeah slacker...u suck! :twakbut i swallow! :D
System
10-24-2004, 02:46 PM
but i swallow! :D
hungry now?
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:46 PM
but i swallow! :D
I was just gonna go there...
But since I knew you were online, I knew I had to check if you posted it first. :lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:46 PM
hungry now?
I LOVE the sig!!
Very nice....subtle... :p
System
10-24-2004, 02:46 PM
I was just gonna go there...
But since I knew you were online, I knew I had to check if you posted it first. :lol
you swallow too?
that's awesome
stunnersal
10-24-2004, 02:46 PM
but i swallow! :D
and i always come in the back door... :thumbsup
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:47 PM
you swallow too?
that's awesome
I'm a veggie, I need protein somehow!
System
10-24-2004, 02:47 PM
I LOVE the sig!!
Very nice....subtle... :p
out of all the things i have been called in my life, sublte is a first for me
System
10-24-2004, 02:47 PM
I'm a veggie, I need protein somehow!
sweet, that means i need to eat enough red meat for 2
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:47 PM
and i always come in the back door... :thumbsup
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:48 PM
out of all the things i have been called in my life, sublte is a first for me
I'm glad I could be your first. :p
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:48 PM
hungry now?eh, i could nosh
:p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:48 PM
sweet, that means i need to eat enough red meat for 2
It just gets better and better, doesn't it? :lol
System
10-24-2004, 02:49 PM
I'm glad I could be your first. :p
ah, broke my suble virginity.....i need a cigarette
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:49 PM
eh, i could nosh
:p
nosh?
System
10-24-2004, 02:49 PM
It just gets better and better, doesn't it? :lol
only downside to you is that boyfriend thing...but i hope it is a phase i can get you to get through
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 02:51 PM
nosh?yiddish for nibble, eat...
http://www.koshernosh.com/in-ameri.htm
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:54 PM
only downside to you is that boyfriend thing...but i hope it is a phase i can get you to get through
a phase :lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 02:54 PM
yiddish for nibble, eat...
http://www.koshernosh.com/in-ameri.htm
how cute!!
System
10-24-2004, 02:55 PM
how cute!!
i know you are but what am I?
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:06 PM
i know you are but what am I?
:lol
Such charmers on these boards!
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:07 PM
I'm gonna go run some errands. See ya'll later. :hug :hug :hug
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:11 PM
I'm gonna go run some errands. See ya'll later. :hug :hug :hugnegative: heater's leaving me :(
positive: i've got Sal & Tony to myself now
:evil
System
10-24-2004, 03:15 PM
negative: heater's leaving me :(
positive: i've got Sal & Tony to myself now
:evil
ha, you have always had me...duh
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:15 PM
negative: heater's leaving me :(
positive: i've got Sal & Tony to myself now
:evil
Maybe I should stick around. :lol
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:16 PM
Maybe I should stick around. :lolbitch!
;)
System
10-24-2004, 03:16 PM
Maybe I should stick around. :lol
i can handle both of ya...who's first
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:17 PM
i can handle both of ya...who's first*shoves heater out of the way*
me me me!
:bounce
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:17 PM
*shoves heater out of the way*
me me me!
:bounce
Oooh, I like it rough.
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:18 PM
Oooh, I like it rough.shall we stage a mock cat fight then??
MEOW!
System
10-24-2004, 03:19 PM
Oooh, I like it rough.
fine you can both play...
*looks for other set of handcuffs*
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:21 PM
shall we stage a mock cat fight then??
MEOW!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrr. :p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:21 PM
fine you can both play...
*looks for other set of handcuffs*
Excellent. :thumbsup
System
10-24-2004, 03:21 PM
holy crap, i am in heaven...Mama and olive to myself.....
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:23 PM
Mama, we could do some mad damage here. :p
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:23 PM
mmmm.... a Tony Sammich!
:evil
Heater, you get his shirt off, i'll get the pants....
System
10-24-2004, 03:23 PM
hey, remember can't rape the willing
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:25 PM
well, i certainly didn't think you'd put up any resistance, sexysugarbritches! :p
System
10-24-2004, 03:25 PM
*lays down on the bed and closes eyes*
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:28 PM
oh no... you need to SEE this! :evil
:p
System
10-24-2004, 03:29 PM
fine, i will open my eyes, but mind you..i will probably have about 0 patience watching you too warm up
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:31 PM
:lol
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:31 PM
where's Heater?? i can't do girl on girl ALONE!!!!
:rolleyes:
System
10-24-2004, 03:32 PM
excuse my while i have a heart attack
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:34 PM
heart attack, hard-on...it's all the same
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:34 PM
*sigh* i guess i'll have to do the CPR since i'm certified :rolleyes:
ooops! it's MOUTH to mouth...
silly me
:p
System
10-24-2004, 03:35 PM
inflate me like a blow up doll
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 03:36 PM
:lol
System
10-24-2004, 03:37 PM
great, i have a good idea and I get laughed at
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:38 PM
:p
we're not laughing AT you, we're laughing WITH you
why aren't you laughing? :D
System
10-24-2004, 03:39 PM
my tounge is working overtime now...too busy to laugh ;)
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 03:40 PM
speaking of The Tongue.... isn't it hypnotizing?
don't you want to do whatever it tells you to do?
*cue twilight zone music*
p.s. i'm in your sig! wooo! :bounce
System
10-24-2004, 03:41 PM
speaking of The Tongue.... isn't it hypnotizing?
don't you want to do whatever it tells you to do?
*cue twilight zone music*
p.s. i'm in your sig! wooo! :bounce
ya, i have always listened to the power of the tounge
gypsie
10-24-2004, 04:02 PM
<sigh> SO much backreading to do.
Me too be back later when I have more time - don't have too much fun without me
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 04:04 PM
*sings*
all by myself....
don't wanna be *sobs* all by myself *sniff* anymore
>wipes snot from nose
:lol
Pat M
10-24-2004, 04:42 PM
how did this thread get so long?
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 04:59 PM
*sings*
all by myself....
don't wanna be *sobs* all by myself *sniff* anymore
>wipes snot from nose
:lol
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 04:59 PM
how did this thread get so long?
it turned into <yet another> chat thread! :p
it's fun though....feel free to join in whenever you want!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:03 PM
HEATER!!!
:bounce
i finally got off my ass and wrote my thank you cards for my fake birthday
:p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:08 PM
:lol
I'm trying to get off my ass and go for a jog!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:10 PM
ah, just have Giulio chase ya around the bedroom a few times
:D
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:11 PM
:lol He's definately gettin' it later :evil
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:13 PM
remind me to tell you how i woke Patrick up from his stupor on the couch yesterday afternoon
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:13 PM
So, I don't really make a lot of money right now, and I have one huge credit card bill left to pay off. My goal is for it to be gone by 01/01/2005 :D
I was billing and budgeting yesterday, and I kept trying to find a way to visit you gals before Pussypalooza.....like, within the next month or so! :lol
It would totally mess up my payments though. :( Ah well, when I do see ya ladies, I have a lot more money to play around with! :p
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:14 PM
remind me to tell you how i woke Patrick up from his stupor on the couch yesterday afternoon
:lol
It had to be with head. :lol
gravedigger2424
10-24-2004, 05:14 PM
Hate to be Negative but damn those colts
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:15 PM
Giulio doesn't like getting head when he's standing up! (Unless he's in the shower.) :ugh: Weirdo.
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:15 PM
Hate to be Negative but damn those colts
Is that some sort of sports team? ;)
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:15 PM
So, I don't really make a lot of money right now, and I have one huge credit card bill left to pay off. My goal is for it to be gone by 01/01/2005 :D
I was billing and budgeting yesterday, and I kept trying to find a way to visit you gals before Pussypalooza.....like, within the next month or so! :lol
It would totally mess up my payments though. :( Ah well, when I do see ya ladies, I have a lot more money to play around with! :pi hear ya, toots! i'm planning on using my last "good" tax refund to pay for PussyPalooza
:D
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:16 PM
Hate to be Negative but damn those coltsoh, but that was one hell of a field goal!
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:17 PM
Giulio doesn't like getting head when he's standing up! (Unless he's in the shower.) :ugh: Weirdo.i'll have to PM ya the down & dirty details
:lol
OlivePoet
10-24-2004, 05:18 PM
i hear ya, toots! i'm planning on using my last "good" tax refund to pay for PussyPalooza
:D
I forgot about those! I've been working in restaurants for so long that I don't usually get refunds....that will TOTALLY cover Pussypalooza.
:::taps fingers:::
Excellent.
OklahomaMama
10-24-2004, 05:25 PM
i'll have to ask a tax person... will i be able to still claim the boy even though he's in college on my 05 taxes???
System
10-24-2004, 10:24 PM
I love being able to write off intrest rates from my student loans on my taxes, i get a huge check everyear (which promptly goes towards my loans, horrible cycle)
DMBfan41
10-24-2004, 11:29 PM
I wish I felt positive about something today. How bout the fact that I have nothing to feel negative about.
gypsie
10-25-2004, 04:12 AM
Even worse....
If they're old enough to crawl....
They're in the right position.
Now your talking!
gypsie
10-25-2004, 04:30 AM
Now that I'm finally done backreading y'all are in bed. :p
*crawls into bed with Mama* move over and give me some blanket. Let's cuddle it's cold. :hug
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 06:51 AM
Now that I'm finally done backreading y'all are in bed. :p
*crawls into bed with Mama* move over and give me some blanket. Let's cuddle it's cold. :hug*yaaaaawn*
i'm awake, i'm awake....
who is this incredibly sexy woman in bed with me? and why are her cold feet in my back????
:p
gypsie
10-25-2004, 07:10 AM
*yaaaaawn*
i'm awake, i'm awake....
who is this incredibly sexy woman in bed with me? and why are her cold feet in my back????
:p
Hey baby -
Stop hogging the blankets*kicks Pat out of bed* Ahh much better.
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 07:21 AM
Hey baby -
Stop hogging the blankets*kicks Pat out of bed* Ahh much better.snuggle snuggle snuggle
:)
watch out... Edgar will walk on your head & Raven bites toes :p
gypsie
10-25-2004, 07:30 AM
snuggle snuggle snuggle
:)
watch out... Edgar will walk on your head & Raven bites toes :p
My ears are cold and I have a foot fetish. I love your kitties!:hug
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 07:33 AM
My ears are cold and I have a foot fetish. I love your kitties!:hug pull the covers up over your head... i promise i won't poot
:lol
gypsie
10-25-2004, 07:36 AM
pull the covers up over your head... i promise i won't poot
:lol
Poot? You are a mom! :lol
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 07:39 AM
rip one?
:rolleyes:
:lol
gypsie
10-25-2004, 07:42 AM
rip one?
:rolleyes:
:lol
I am a lady I don't know what you are talking about :rolleyes: :lol
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 07:47 AM
oh, suuuuure!
you know you've played the butt bagpipes just like the rest of us!
:lol
note to self: don't eat spicy pizza an hour before bedtime :rolleyes:
System
10-25-2004, 08:10 AM
pull the covers up over your head... i promise i won't poot
:lol
danger danger,
you are going to get hot boxed..watch out
OklahomaMama
10-25-2004, 08:17 AM
danger danger,
you are going to get hot boxed..watch out:lol
is that what it's called?
anyhoo... i gotta run! talk to ya'll after while
*smoooches*
System
10-25-2004, 08:19 AM
we will be here not so patiently waiting
stunnersal
10-25-2004, 10:43 AM
Morning All!! :D
gypsie
10-25-2004, 10:47 AM
I'm bad! How's everyone's day going?
Beefsteak1138
10-25-2004, 10:55 AM
Morning my fellow Ants!
I can't wait until we move the clocks back an hour. I hate getting to work when its pitch black outside.
stunnersal
10-25-2004, 10:56 AM
Morning my fellow Ants!
I can't wait until we move the clocks back an hour. I hate getting to work when its pitch black outside.
yeah that's this week i almost forgot....
gypsie
10-25-2004, 10:58 AM
Morning my fellow Ants!
I can't wait until we move the clocks back an hour. I hate getting to work when its pitch black outside.
Don't we get an extra hour of sleep -yeah!
Beefsteak1138
10-25-2004, 11:03 AM
Don't we get an extra hour of sleep -yeah!
Word to your mother.
JustinRIT
10-25-2004, 11:04 AM
morning fools.
I just went to shower and I have no soap, now I have to drag my unclean ass to the oncampus store.
Beefsteak1138
10-25-2004, 11:08 AM
morning fools.
I just went to shower and I have no soap, now I have to drag my unclean ass to the oncampus store.
Soap is over-rated. Just use shampoo.
I can't wait until we move the clocks back an hour. I hate getting to work when its pitch black outside.
Crap...when is that??
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