Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

Sweet!! I will show you what I have learned tonight in the BEDROOM!! See ya at home I am outta here!! Love You All!! Don't give up Justin, he didn't give up on me and look at us:angel :hug :hug
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Yeah I'm outta here too. I've got manly things to do, like clean my place, wash dishes (start dishwasher), and iron the clothes that need it. *sigh* I'm so domesticated. I think when I'm done I will go eat red meat and make babies! (Like a true manly man)
:lol You're so awesome.

[OlivePoet]

she just said she couldn't go.
You totally did not get shut down.

[OlivePoet]

Did I miss something or was that for someone else?
Pretty sure that was for her b/f, JRock.

At least I hope so. ;)

[JustinRIT]

Pretty sure that was for her b/f, JRock.

At least I hope so. ;)
Oh ok. I misread it. She misued the comma.

[OlivePoet]

Oh ok. I misread it. She misued the comma.
I still love ya! :hug

[DMBfan41]

You totally did not get shut down.

eh, i think so. It didn't sound like she was interested.

[OklahomaMama]

oh, Pussy!
:D

what an excellent work out i had :bounce
the sky was overcast and the wind was a little cool but i didn't just walk the 3 mile track, i GLIDED over it... 36 minutes
not bad for an old broad if i do say so myself


and i do
:p

*for those of ya'll who don't know what the hell i'm talking about, there's a 3 mile asphalt track all around the post golf course across the street from work... mostly hills. awesome workout! i try to hit it at least three times a week (i'd like to do more but my knees doth protest too much)

so i'm sweaty & stinky but am i ever POSITIVE :bounce
:D

[OlivePoet]

so i'm sweaty & stinky but am i ever POSITIVE :bounce
:D
:bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce :multi
I have to go to my best friend's grandpa's wake, otherwise I'd be out there running, too. It's a BEAUTIFUL day in Chicago!


EDIT: 3,500

[JustinRIT]

Mama, I need to send a song to you!

[OlivePoet]

I need to go shower.

Catch you bitches later!!

[OklahomaMama]

Mama, I need to send a song to you!sure! my
e-mail is:
onesweetmama41@sbcglobal.net

(can you believe someone already picked OklahomaMama?? i was pissed!)

[OklahomaMama]

I need to go shower.

Catch you bitches later!!woooo!
me and heater in the shower at the same time...
how hot is THAT???
:D
:bounce

[JustinRIT]

How big can attachments be?

[System]

what up party people...Tony back in class and not paying attention again

[OklahomaMama]

How big can attachments be?i think 76kb??

[OklahomaMama]

what up party people...Tony back in class and not paying attention againhi tony! :hug

[JustinRIT]

way too small.

[System]

hi tony! :hug


owrd up mama...man those leftoversi had are making me feel like crap

[OklahomaMama]

owrd up mama...man those leftoversi had are making me feel like crapwhat did you have?
i grilled a big ol ham steak and threw together mac & cheese and opened a can of mixed veggies
gourmet it ain't but...
it's food
:rolleyes:

[System]

ham steak with mac and cheese, oh god does that sound good...

[OklahomaMama]

come on over... i've got plenty
:)

[System]

be there in about 11 hours....

[OklahomaMama]

shitfire, the food will be cold by then
:p

[System]

but you will be warm right?

[OklahomaMama]

but you will be warm right?of course... HOT even *wink wink*
:evil

[System]

of course... HOT even *wink wink*
:evil


*looks for gas card*

HERE I COME OKLA-FUCKIN-HOMA!!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

*looks for gas card*

HERE I COME OKLA-FUCKIN-HOMA!!!!!!The Tongue strikes again!
:D

[System]

The Tongue strikes again!
:D


your tounge should come with a warning label

[OklahomaMama]

it does!
"you can't escape the tongue.... the tongue"

Kenny is fucking BRILLIANT!!!
:p

[System]

i gotta try to escape..i gotta go walk the dogs...

Till tomorrow mama, miss me

[OklahomaMama]

ok... here's the trick
turn away quickly and

DON'T
LOOK
BACK!!!!

pet your doggies for me :)

and of COURSE i'll miss you, sexysugarbritches
*smooches*

[OlivePoet]

4 beers and 2 shots later....

Good night everyone! :p

[DMBfan41]

I need alcohol, damn you heater

[OklahomaMama]

Good morning, positive peeps!
i'll need some bolstering to make it through today :(

0730 treadmill stress test in internal medicine
0800-1100 five cardiolyte stress tests in nuclear medicine
1100-1130 treadmill stress test in internal medicine

we're a person short this week and if the first yahoo is late, it's gonna throw everything out of wack :violent
plus, no Ants til prolly 1300
:(

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i just cheered myself up....
remember the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....
"Heroes on the half shell... TURTLE POWER"?

here's ours:

"Heroes on the clam shell... PUSSY POWER"
:lol

jeez, i need coffee :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:lol
i just cheered myself up....
remember the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....
"Heroes on the half shell... TURTLE POWER"?

here's ours:

"Heroes on the clam shell... PUSSY POWER"
:lol

jeez, i need coffee :rolleyes:


Good morning!
That's just what I needed :lol
Do I have to back read?:(

[OklahomaMama]

glad to help! :lol
i have odd things running through my head this time of morning :rolleyes:

well, alison hit her 1000 & the crowd went wild, i flirted mercilessly with tony, then the joint went dead :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

glad to help! :lol
i have odd things running through my head this time of morning :rolleyes:

well, alison hit her 1000 & the crowd went wild, i flirted mercilessly with tony, then the joint went dead :rolleyes:
You scared everyone away with your pussy power.
Yeah Alison!!!!! :multi

[Beefsteak1138]

Buenos Nachos!

[OklahomaMama]

*deepens voice*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!
:D

good morning to you too!
how's stuff?

[Beefsteak1138]

Not too shabby (besides the whole being at work thing). You??

[OklahomaMama]

fixin to head out to the "work thing" too :rolleyes:
i'll be doing a helluva lot of backreading when i finally get on Ants today :p
make it juicy!


TTYL!
:)

[System]

, i flirted mercilessly with tony, :


I made the Mama's Daily Update....sweet

[OklahomaMama]

I made the Mama's Daily Update....sweetwell, hell... i could just put that on the agenda every day, couldn't i?
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Hope the back-reading was juicy enough for you.

[OklahomaMama]

nah, it sucked ass :(
i'm off to do my tech stuff....
get hot, people!

Love,
Mama

[Keith]

Well the King is here. I'm hungry feed me.
Well last night, I said I was off to do manly things after I did my domesticated chores. I lied, I didn't do jack shit, I sat on my couch, played the guitar, drank a beer, and watched Family Guy. Didn't even watch Monday Night Football, well the game wasn't worth it to me. But tonight. I'll eat red meat and make babies!

[Beefsteak1138]

Well the King is here. I'm hungry feed me.
Well last night, I said I was off to do manly things after I did my domesticated chores. I lied, I didn't do jack shit, I sat on my couch, played the guitar, drank a beer, and watched Family Guy. Didn't even watch Monday Night Football, well the game wasn't worth it to me. But tonight. I'll eat red meat and make babies!
mmmmmmmm....red meat and making babies. My two favorite things. I think I'll have to do the same.

[come&dancew/me]

mmmmmmmm....red meat and making babies. My two favorite things. I think I'll have to do the same.
Mornin' all....Oh gawd...am I the only member of the posse around right now??:o

[Keith]

It seems that way, and beef and I want to make babies, so since you are the only the one here, lets go.

[Beefsteak1138]

I think we may be missing some key body parts that are required for conception.

Edit: But hey, I'm no bio major so LETS GET IT ON!!!

[come&dancew/me]

It seems that way, and beef and I want to make babies, so since you are the only the one here, lets go.
:lol
Hi Keith! What's shakin? I hit 1,000 posts yesterday - I'm so proud of me. I'm an official whore now!:multi

Re-read what you wrote and tell me that doesn't sound odd: "beef and I want to make babies." :lol

[come&dancew/me]

I think we may be missing some key body parts that are required for conception.

Edit: But hey, I'm no bio major so LETS GET IT ON!!!
:lol
So you decided to be lazy last night, eh?

[Keith]

Ok whatever, what I meant was that beef and I are going to make babies with you! But hey beef, I mean if you're cute then that will work for me :ugh:

[Keith]

:lol
Hi Keith! What's shakin? I hit 1,000 posts yesterday - I'm so proud of me. I'm an official whore now!:multi
:lol
Nothing much, I don't feel like working today but I have so much to do

[come&dancew/me]

Ok whatever, what I meant was that beef and I are going to make babies with you! But hey beef, I mean if you're cute then that will work for me :ugh:
I KNOW that's what you meant, silly!

[System]

:lol
. I'm an official whore now!:multi



Trying not to flirt today but I had to after reading this one....

if you are a whore now, do we still have to pay? :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Ok whatever, what I meant was that beef and I are going to make babies with you! But hey beef, I mean if you're cute then that will work for me :ugh:

You get sloppy seconds. And I am cute as hell, judge for yourself:

[System]

You get sloppy seconds. And I am cute as hell, judge for yourself:


DADDY!!!

[Keith]

I am no longer in the mood to make babies. I think I just swallowed a little vomit :eek: :ugh:

[Beefsteak1138]

DADDY!!!
You can call me Billy Bob.

[OlivePoet]

Today is officially
GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.
:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.

[Beefsteak1138]

Today is officially
GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.
:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.
:(

That rat bastard.

[Keith]

wow that was unexpected. hope all is well

[come&dancew/me]

Today is officially

GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.



:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.
You tell me where he is and I will promptly come kick his ass for you!!!!!!! Don't fuck with the Pussy Posse.

[come&dancew/me]

You get sloppy seconds. And I am cute as hell, judge for yourself:
That's just sick.

[come&dancew/me]

I am no longer in the mood to make babies. I think I just swallowed a little vomit :eek: :ugh:
Ditto.:thumbsup

[stunnersal]

Today is officially
GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.
:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.
Hmmm it's not on my calendar.... :confused:

[come&dancew/me]

Hmmm it's not on my calendar.... :confused:
That's funny, but it's not funny, 'cuz I'm gonna kick some major guilio ass!

[stunnersal]

That's funny, but it's not funny, 'cuz I'm gonna kick some major guilio ass!
Humore sometimes remedies heartache, it does for me at least...

[gypsie]

Today is officially

GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.



:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.


I'm sorry sweetie! :hug
I'm with Ali you tell me where he is and I will help Ali kick his ass.

[come&dancew/me]

I'm sorry sweetie! :hug
I'm with Ali you tell me where he is and I will help Ali kick his ass.
There 'ya go, Heater, kellie and I are gonna kick his ass. And JUST WAIT until mama gets here.....

[System]

Today is officially
GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.
:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.



*straightens up tie*

Heater,

Where the prick at, me and my cousin Vito need to have a little chat with him

[System]

. And JUST WAIT until mama gets here.....



Fear the mama, Fear the mama, she makes life and then she can end it too...it is her right

[gypsie]

There 'ya go, Heater, kellie and I are gonna kick his ass. And JUST WAIT until mama gets here.....

That's right! He'd better be real scared especially when Mama hears about this.

[come&dancew/me]

That's right! He'd better be real scared especially when Mama hears about this.
:lol I love this reputation that mama has. If she loves you, she REALLY loves you, but if she doesn't, then HOO-BOY!

[stunnersal]

shhhhh keep it down in here....

[Bull_11]

What's up, yall? I thought I'd branch out to other threads and say 'Hello'! How is everyone?

Should I be fearing Mama? :)

[stunnersal]

What's up Brian??

[Bull_11]

What's up Brian??
Not much, just passing some time at work until lunch!

How ya doin', Sal?

[JustinRIT]

Today is officially
GIULIO IS A HUGE DOUCHEBAG
day.
:BANG :BANG :BANG
I have some work to finish. I'll be back with details when I calm down.
:hug I'm sorry. I hope all is well.

[stunnersal]

Not much, just passing some time at work until lunch!

How ya doin', Sal?
Pretty good, just wasting a few minutes at the library b4 a big interview...

[OlivePoet]

My work is done. I'm gonna do some backreading before I deal with this Giulio shit.

[Bull_11]

Pretty good, just wasting a few minutes at the library b4 a big interview...
Nice...big interview with whom?

[Fooltothink55]

Hey everybody, hows it goin?

[stunnersal]

Nice...big interview with whom?
VH-1....

hey justin!

[OlivePoet]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]:lol
"Heroes on the clam shell... PUSSY POWER"
:lol
QUOTE]
:lol :lol
OMG that just made my day SO much better!!
:bounce
I love you guys. :)

[Fooltothink55]

Hey Sal. Interview with VH-1, thats sweet.

[OlivePoet]

Well the King is here. I'm hungry feed me.
Well last night, I said I was off to do manly things after I did my domesticated chores. I lied, I didn't do jack shit, I sat on my couch, played the guitar, drank a beer, and watched Family Guy. Didn't even watch Monday Night Football, well the game wasn't worth it to me. But tonight. I'll eat red meat and make babies!
If you ever need a partner for drinkin' beer and hanging with the Griffins, let me know. :)

[stunnersal]

Hey Sal. Interview with VH-1, thats sweet.
yeah it's a second interview, hope it goes well i went all out on a new suit... :lol

[Bull_11]

VH-1....

hey justin!
What would you be doing with them? That is pretty sweet! :thumbsup

Sup, Justin!?

[OlivePoet]

Re-read what you wrote and tell me that doesn't sound odd: "beef and I want to make babies." :lol
:lol :lol :lol
I didn't even catch that!

[OklahomaMama]

:p
hello, all.... didn't kill anyone on the treadmills (yet) so that's a positive!

time to backread... hope ya'll made it juicy as i requested earlier
:)

[Fooltothink55]

Sup, Justin!?
Nothin much, working on a beast of a paper.

[OlivePoet]

You tell me where he is and I will promptly come kick his ass for you!!!!!!! Don't fuck with the Pussy Posse.
:hug :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

Hmmm it's not on my calendar.... :confused:
:lol :lol :lol
DMB Day probably isn't on there either...I'll send you an updated one.

[stunnersal]

What would you be doing with them? That is pretty sweet! :thumbsup

Sup, Justin!?
Well i'd actually be working for Viacom, but for VH-1 in their marketing dept. Pretty sweet job, just hope i pass the interview.

[Fooltothink55]

yeah it's a second interview, hope it goes well i went all out on a new suit... :lol
Buying suits suck.

[stunnersal]

:lol :lol :lol
DMB Day probably isn't on there either...I'll send you an updated one.
Yeah please do cause i would have sent you a gift.... :D

[stunnersal]

Buying suits suck.
I actually don't mind suit shopping, i have worn them a lot for work in the past, and i love getting dressed up. And if i do get this new job it's suits everyday.

[Beefsteak1138]

Buying suits suck.
I love buying suits, makes me feel sophisticated.

[PedroPSK]

Hey everyone! I'm here for a few minutes.

Whats up heater, you ok?

Hey mama, I saw your fish! I posted some pics of my pets too. :D


there's a fly in the room

[OlivePoet]

Humore sometimes remedies heartache, it does for me at least...
:thumbsup

[stunnersal]

I love buying suits, makes me feel sophisticated.
yeah and actually puts me in a good mood for some reason, and makes me feel happy about myself, it's when the suit comes off i feel like a piece of shit... :(

[OlivePoet]

There 'ya go, Heater, kellie and I are gonna kick his ass. And JUST WAIT until mama gets here.....
Now I'm almost scared for him...

fuck it.

Go for the jugular.

[Fooltothink55]

I actually don't mind suit shopping, i have worn them a lot for work in the past, and i love getting dressed up. And if i do get this new job it's suits everyday.
I don't know I just had to buy my first suit for my student teacher interviews. It sucked. At least in the teaching profession I won't have to buy many more.

[OlivePoet]

*straightens up tie*

Heater,

Where the prick at, me and my cousin Vito need to have a little chat with him
::: rips tie off Tony :::

::: ties him to bedpost :::

[PedroPSK]

::: rips tie off Tony :::

::: ties him to bedpost :::
oohh the memories... :evil

[stunnersal]

I don't know I just had to buy my first suit for my student teacher interviews. It sucked. At least in the teaching profession I won't have to buy many more.
It just puts me in a better place i guess, i dunno it's weird. I just like dressing up, i guess i should have been a girl... :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey everybody, hows it goin?
Hi! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

:lol I love this reputation that mama has. If she loves you, she REALLY loves you, but if she doesn't, then HOO-BOY!girl, you have NO idea how on the money you are with that...
i didn't talk to my sister for 8 months because she kept forgetting my birthday & nick's too....
what REALLY pissed me off is she didn't even pick up the phone... :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

:p
hello, all.... didn't kill anyone on the treadmills (yet) so that's a positive!

time to backread... hope ya'll made it juicy as i requested earlier
:)
I kinda did. I had an outburst. :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Yeah please do cause i would have sent you a gift.... :D
You're PM was gift enough. :hug

[Fooltothink55]

It just puts me in a better place i guess, i dunno it's weird. I just like dressing up, i guess i should have been a girl... :lol
:lol I bet when you were a kid you were the wierd one that played dress up when your parents would leave. I'd bet on it. :p

[OklahomaMama]

What's up, yall? I thought I'd branch out to other threads and say 'Hello'! How is everyone?

Should I be fearing Mama? :)no way...
i'm a fucking pussy cat, man
;)

[JustinRIT]

I'm hungry.

[Fooltothink55]

Hi! :hug
Hey whats up? Having boy problems?

[OlivePoet]

Hey everyone! I'm here for a few minutes.

Whats up heater, you ok?

Hey mama, I saw your fish! I posted some pics of my pets too. :D


there's a fly in the room
I'll be AOK, thanks for asking.

I need to cut my toenail. Not toenails....just this one. :::holds up foot:::

[stunnersal]

:lol I bet when you were a kid you were the wierd one that played dress up when your parents would leave. I'd bet on it. :p
Um no.... :(

[JustinRIT]

I love buying suits, makes me feel sophisticated.
I like wearing suits. It's a confidence thing I think. I look good all dolled up :).

[OlivePoet]

oohh the memories... :evil
I've got a few of my own. :angel

[JustinRIT]

I'll be AOK, thanks for asking.

I need to cut my toenail. Not toenails....just this one. :::holds up foot:::
ewwww

[OlivePoet]

It just puts me in a better place i guess, i dunno it's weird. I just like dressing up, i guess i should have been a girl... :lol
:lol
I want to see you in panties.

[PedroPSK]

I'll be AOK, thanks for asking.

I need to cut my toenail. Not toenails....just this one. :::holds up foot::::D

I got the clippers right here. hey...whats that smell?? :freak :ugh:

:lol :D

[OklahomaMama]

oohh the memories... :evilyou tied Tony to a bedpost TOO?? :ugh:
boy, that fucker gets around!
:D

[OlivePoet]

girl, you have NO idea how on the money you are with that...
i didn't talk to my sister for 8 months because she kept forgetting my birthday & nick's too....
what REALLY pissed me off is she didn't even pick up the phone... :rolleyes:
:violent

[stunnersal]

:lol
I want to see you in panties.
Well when i get back from my waxing i'll throw on something in lace... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Hey whats up? Having boy problems?
Giulio's a douchebag.

[Fooltothink55]

:lol
I want to see you in panties.
Don't encourage him.

[PedroPSK]

you tied Tony to a bedpost TOO?? :ugh:
boy, that fucker gets around!
:DI guess I set myself up for that one....
:BANG

[Fooltothink55]

Giulio's a douchebag.
Oh geeze, hope everything works out. :hug

[OlivePoet]

ewwww
It's not THAT long.

Just long enough for me to snort coke out of it.

I wouldn't want to ruin my manicure. :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

umkay... caught up...
saw your outburst, heater darling... tell Mama all about it :hug
:violent

NEVER underestimate the Power of the Pussy!!!

[OlivePoet]

you tied Tony to a bedpost TOO?? :ugh:
boy, that fucker gets around!
:D
:lol
I vote for a "Positive Orgy"

[stunnersal]

Don't encourage him.
I have never nor would i...Well anymore at least.... :freak

[PedroPSK]

:lol
I vote for a "Positive Orgy"I'm game! :D

[OlivePoet]

Well when i get back from my waxing i'll throw on something in lace... :thumbsup
make sure you wax your brown star, too.

so many people forget about it. :rolleyes:

[stunnersal]

make sure you wax your brown star, too.

so many people forget about it. :rolleyes:
Nahhh i always like my star to twinkle... :thumbsup

[JustinRIT]

It's not THAT long.

Just long enough for me to snort coke out of it.

I wouldn't want to ruin my manicure. :rolleyes:
the first present I ever bought for a girl was a crack ring. That'll be a fun story to tell the kids.

[OlivePoet]

Oh geeze, hope everything works out. :hug
:hug

[System]

I am gone for a bit and get tied to a bedpost and then told I get around....


damn, this thread is a full time job.....

[stunnersal]

Alright kids i'm out, got a lunch thing and interview...Everyone have a great day, i'll check in later! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Nahhh i always like my star to twinkle... :thumbsup
:lol
And brown doesn't twinkle. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

the first present I ever bought for a girl was a crack ring. That'll be a fun story to tell the kids.
That's a fun story for now....do tell! :p

[OlivePoet]

I am gone for a bit and get tied to a bedpost and then told I get around....


damn, this thread is a full time job.....
heh heh
job.

[Fooltothink55]

I am gone for a bit and get tied to a bedpost and then told I get around....


damn, this thread is a full time job.....
It really is, I've given up on back-reading. There's just too much.

[OlivePoet]

I feel better guys. Thanks for being so positive.

:bounce

[System]

heh heh
job.



heh heh ..... Job from heater....now my day is complete

[Fooltothink55]

Alright Im outta here guys. Hey Sal good luck with your interview with Vh-1, kick some ass. Olive, hope your day gets better. :hugs

[OlivePoet]

heh heh ..... Job from heater....now my day is complete
:hug

[JustinRIT]

That's a fun story for now....do tell! :p
Well, it might be one of those where you have to be there, but it goes like this. I had been dating my first girlfriend for all of three weeks, and her birthday rolled around. I used to be absolutely horrible with gifts (I think I'm better now, but who knows) and it took me awhile to pick something out.

I went to spencer's gifts (if anyone knows what that is) and I saw a display of silver rings, which my girlfriend at the time wore religiously. I saw a ying-yang one that opened up, and had a little compartment not much more than a couple millimeters in diameter. I was like, "that's kinda cool." I asked the clerk what you would put in there, and she just gave me a weird look and said, "yeah." I didn't pick up on anything so I just bought it and gave it to my girl.

A few days later my sister told me that it was a crack ring. No wonder her dad hated me.

[OlivePoet]

Alright Im outta here guys. Hey Sal good luck with your interview with Vh-1, kick some ass. Olive, hope your day gets better. :hugs
:hug
Come back soon!

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
I vote for a "Positive Orgy"
:thumbsup That's awesome!

*just doing some backreading*

[come&dancew/me]

Pedro? Sal? Tony? Brian? Heater? Mama?

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO!!!?????

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm here.

[come&dancew/me]

I'm here.
Hi Sean! Didn't see you! I missed a lot. Did we ever find out what Guilio-that-asshole did to heater?

[Beefsteak1138]

I missed a bit also, but I don't think there were any details. All we know is that he needs a good ass-whoopin'

[OlivePoet]

Well, it might be one of those where you have to be there, but it goes like this. I had been dating my first girlfriend for all of three weeks, and her birthday rolled around. I used to be absolutely horrible with gifts (I think I'm better now, but who knows) and it took me awhile to pick something out.

I went to spencer's gifts (if anyone knows what that is) and I saw a display of silver rings, which my girlfriend at the time wore religiously. I saw a ying-yang one that opened up, and had a little compartment not much more than a couple millimeters in diameter. I was like, "that's kinda cool." I asked the clerk what you would put in there, and she just gave me a weird look and said, "yeah." I didn't pick up on anything so I just bought it and gave it to my girl.

A few days later my sister told me that it was a crack ring. No wonder her dad hated me.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
There's nothing more to say than :lol

[OlivePoet]

:thumbsup That's awesome!

*just doing some backreading*
Another posse member approved the idea.....

IT'S SO ON.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm here! :)
just ran to the cafeteria for the Ptomaine Surprise
:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Details?
<sigh>
I'm struggling with that, because I would need to get into SO much history in order for my story to make sense.
And the whole thing isn't a HUGE deal, but something that really upset me.
I don't want anyone to have a negative opinion of Giulio, either. I love him, I always will, I'm just frustrated with him.

!!!ON A POSITIVE NOTE!!!
A great friend of mine (VERY positive, ecclectic, fun, free-spirited man) invited me to "Thursday-Night-Full-Moon-Drum-Jam-Foster-Beach-Firespinning-Open-minded-Fun-Time."
Yay! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

i hear ya, heater :hug
just know that i'm here for ya cuz.....
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE PUSSY POSSE!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

Details?
<sigh>
I'm struggling with that, because I would need to get into SO much history in order for my story to make sense.
And the whole thing isn't a HUGE deal, but something that really upset me.
I don't want anyone to have a negative opinion of Giulio, either. I love him, I always will, I'm just frustrated with him.

!!!ON A POSITIVE NOTE!!!
A great friend of mine (VERY positive, ecclectic, fun, free-spirited man) invited me to "Thursday-Night-Full-Moon-Drum-Jam-Foster-Beach-Firespinning-Open-minded-Fun-Time."
Yay! :bounce
Don't sweat the small stuff

[angelces]

you realize with all the brightly colored large font usages of unappropriate words that its getting to the point where I can't come into this thread at work.

[OklahomaMama]

you realize with all the brightly colored large font usages of unappropriate words that its getting to the point where I can't come into this thread at work.i'm sorry :(
i'll tone it down

[Red_41]

I don't mean to butt in but I'm really curious about the origins of the pussy posse ... could you fill me in?

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't mean to butt in but I'm really curious about the origins of the pussy posse ... could you fill me in?
Haha....you said "pussy" and "fill me in" in the same sentence. :lol

[Red_41]

:lol I guess I must have a very strong subconscious need for sex at this exact moment. :evil

[come&dancew/me]

Details?
<sigh>
I'm struggling with that, because I would need to get into SO much history in order for my story to make sense.
And the whole thing isn't a HUGE deal, but something that really upset me.
I don't want anyone to have a negative opinion of Giulio, either. I love him, I always will, I'm just frustrated with him.

!!!ON A POSITIVE NOTE!!!
A great friend of mine (VERY positive, ecclectic, fun, free-spirited man) invited me to "Thursday-Night-Full-Moon-Drum-Jam-Foster-Beach-Firespinning-Open-minded-Fun-Time."
Yay! :bounce
Would it make you feel even better to know that you should shortly be recieving a special one-of-a-kind present from me? (mama, too!)

[OklahomaMama]

I don't mean to butt in but I'm really curious about the origins of the pussy posse ... could you fill me in?hi noella! welcome! :)
it started a couple of weeks ago between Heather (OlivePoet), Alison (come&dancew/me) and myself...
we were talking about how we were all positive people etc... so i created the poll, we discussed getting together, somehow i came up with calling our meeting Pussypalooza and it all went downhill from there ;)
you're more than welcome to join our little crew!
:hug

[come&dancew/me]

hi noella! welcome! :)
it started a couple of weeks ago between Heather (OlivePoet), Alison (come&dancew/me) and myself...
we were talking about how we were all positive people etc... so i created the poll, we discussed getting together, somehow i came up with calling our meeting Pussypalooza and it all went downhill from there ;)
you're more than welcome to join our little crew!
:hug
:bounce :bounce I made it into mama's sig again!

[OklahomaMama]

Would it make you feel even better to know that you should shortly be recieving a special one-of-a-kind present from me? (mama, too!):bounce
i LOVE presents!!! :D

it's not, um.... organic or something, is it?
*afraid of poop in her mailbox*
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce
i LOVE presents!!! :D

it's not, um.... organic or something, is it?
*afraid of poop in her mailbox*
:lol
:lol No, but before I read what was in between your "*s", I thought "OMG, she doesn't actually think I'd send her pot in the mail, does she??"

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce
i LOVE presents!!! :D

it's not, um.... organic or something, is it?
*afraid of poop in her mailbox*
:lol
:lol No, but before I read what was between your "*s", I thought "OMG, she doesn't actually think I'd send her POT??!!"

[OlivePoet]

i hear ya, heater :hug
just know that i'm here for ya cuz.....
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE PUSSY POSSE!
:D
That makes me so happy to see! :hug

[Bull_11]

Whoever said this thread was a full-time job, was right on. I go to lunch and there are 5 pages to catch up on when I get back!

Holy hell!

[OlivePoet]

you realize with all the brightly colored large font usages of unappropriate words that its getting to the point where I can't come into this thread at work.
I've explained to my coworkers what I do here, and who I do it with (heh, that sounded dirty) so there's no problem on my end.
Large, colorful pussy makes my day go by quicker. :p

[Red_41]

hi noella! welcome! :)
it started a couple of weeks ago between Heather (OlivePoet), Alison (come&dancew/me) and myself...
we were talking about how we were all positive people etc... so i created the poll, we discussed getting together, somehow i came up with calling our meeting Pussypalooza and it all went downhill from there ;)
you're more than welcome to join our little crew!
:hug
Mama you're awesome ... the best pussy around !!! :lol (or so I've heard).

I'm a positive person (or at least try to be) ... And Heater ... I don't know you that well but I'm always up for giving someone a well-deserved ass kicking!

So will pussypalooza be before or after Gorge 2005 (I've got to plan my travel schedule). ;)

[OlivePoet]

Haha....you said "pussy" and "fill me in" in the same sentence. :lol
:lol
You are the Beavis to my Butthead!

[OlivePoet]

Would it make you feel even better to know that you should shortly be recieving a special one-of-a-kind present from me? (mama, too!)
Oh yeah!!
:bounce
I almost forgot! :)
And I'll probably send you and mama a PM about all this later on. :p

[OlivePoet]

:bounce
i LOVE presents!!! :D

it's not, um.... organic or something, is it?
*afraid of poop in her mailbox*
:lol
<--------
Loves a few things "organic" :D

[OklahomaMama]

welcome back, Brian! :hug
now get to reading, bitch
;)


noella, so far we're planning on Cincinnati Ohio for August 05... if there's a two day show (like there was in '03). but we're still in the early stages, y'know?

[OlivePoet]

:lol No, but before I read what was in between your "*s", I thought "OMG, she doesn't actually think I'd send her pot in the mail, does she??"
:lol
My thoughts too!

[OlivePoet]

Whoever said this thread was a full-time job, was right on. I go to lunch and there are 5 pages to catch up on when I get back!

Holy hell!
It's mostly a buncha chicks talking...of course there's gonna be alot to read!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Noella... did you get my PM i sent early this morning???

[Bull_11]

welcome back, Brian! :hug
now get to reading, bitch
;)
The reading has been complete, just in time for me to leave again!

I can't keep up with you bitches! ;)

[OlivePoet]

I'm a positive person (or at least try to be) ... And Heater ... I don't know you that well but I'm always up for giving someone a well-deserved ass kicking!
:hug

[System]

*ahem*

HEY HEATER!!!

CAN YOU PLEASE UNTIE ME FROM THE BEDPOST NOW!!!

LUNCH TIME!!!

[Keith]

Hey are we still mad at hoolie doolie o?

[Red_41]

Noella... did you get my PM i sent early this morning???
Yeah I did ... I was so excited I replied immediately ... :confused: I'll check my mailbox and send it again.

:hug

[Keith]

Tony, stay there bud, it'll get better!

Sal! Good Luck brother

[OlivePoet]

welcome back, Brian! :hug
now get to reading, bitch
;)


noella, so far we're planning on Cincinnati Ohio for August 05... if there's a two day show (like there was in '03). but we're still in the early stages, y'know?
When/where/how did we decide on 8/05/2005?

[OlivePoet]

*ahem*

HEY HEATER!!!

CAN YOU PLEASE UNTIE ME FROM THE BEDPOST NOW!!!

LUNCH TIME!!!
I'll give you something to eat.

[Red_41]

noella, so far we're planning on Cincinnati Ohio for August 05... if there's a two day show (like there was in '03). but we're still in the early stages, y'know?[/QUOTE]
:multi :bounce :multi

[OlivePoet]

Hey are we still mad at hoolie doolie o?
:lol
Yeah.
:lol
I like that.

[come&dancew/me]

Whoever said this thread was a full-time job, was right on. I go to lunch and there are 5 pages to catch up on when I get back!

Holy hell!
Brian, come on! Get your shit together! This thread ALWAYS tops out the "new posts" and back-reading has become impossible! :lol :hug

[System]

I'll give you something to eat.



oh god, please don't tease me.....

*licks lips and puts napkin on as a bib*


ok, ready to go....

What we serving? Fresh olives I hope

[Beefsteak1138]

oh god, please don't tease me.....

*licks lips and puts napkin on as a bib*


ok, ready to go....

What we serving? Fresh olives I hope
How 'bout a fresh tea bag??

[OlivePoet]

oh god, please don't tease me.....

*licks lips and puts napkin on as a bib*


ok, ready to go....

What we serving? Fresh olives I hope
:lol

[OlivePoet]

How 'bout a fresh tea bag??
:thumbsup
I'm game.

[OklahomaMama]

When/where/how did we decide on 8/05/2005?um... we didn't???
i thought we did...
i dunno
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:thumbsup
I'm game.
Its got extra flavors today, enjoy.

[come&dancew/me]

um... we didn't???
i thought we did...
i dunno
:lol
:confused:

:ugh:

:freak

:confused:

:o

[OklahomaMama]

:confused:

:ugh:

:freak

:confused:

:ook, i'm falling back on my standard response....
fuck me hard in the ass!
:rolleyes:

need a smoke... brb
:)

[gypsie]

I'm sorry Heater sometimes realationships can be so frustrating and so much work but if it were easy it wouldn't be worth it. Much respect to you for not getting into details. I don't need any details I just need to know that he pissed you off - Now let me at him!

Much luck to you Sal!! :hug

[OlivePoet]

um... we didn't???
i thought we did...
i dunno
:lol
:lol It's fine with me, I just have NO IDEA where that date came from!

[come&dancew/me]

I'm sorry Heater sometimes realationships can be so frustrating and so much work but if it were easy it wouldn't be worth it. Much respect to you for not getting into details. I don't need any details I just need to know that he pissed you off - Now let me at him!

Much luck to you Sal!! :hug
You got your boxing gloves on, Kel?? Ready to go kick some guilio-who-thinks-he-can-just-piss-off-Heater-and-not-suffer-any-consequences ass??

[OlivePoet]

Its got extra flavors today, enjoy.
::: licks lips :::
mmmmmmhmmmmmmhmmmhmmhmm

[OlivePoet]

I'm sorry Heater sometimes realationships can be so frustrating and so much work but if it were easy it wouldn't be worth it. Much respect to you for not getting into details. I don't need any details I just need to know that he pissed you off - Now let me at him!

Much luck to you Sal!! :hug
Thanks Kellie!
I've been thinking about it all day, and even though I'm still bothered by it, I feel somewhat better. :hug

[OlivePoet]

:confused:

:ugh:

:freak

:confused:

:o
Confused as I am? :lol

[Red_41]

:lol It's fine with me, I just have NO IDEA where that date came from!
Maybe it was decided while organics were being shared and your memories are a little fuzzy :p

[OlivePoet]

You got your boxing gloves on, Kel?? Ready to go kick some guilio-who-thinks-he-can-just-piss-off-Heater-and-not-suffer-any-consequences ass??
:lol

[thing4377]

What up my pussypeople!!!! How is everyone's day going? I have been busy as shit!

[OlivePoet]

Maybe it was decided while organics were being shared and your memories are a little fuzzy :p
:lol I think you're right on the money with that one!

[gypsie]

You got your boxing gloves on, Kel?? Ready to go kick some guilio-who-thinks-he-can-just-piss-off-Heater-and-not-suffer-any-consequences ass??

I'm totally ready - Let's go!
::: puts gloves in a bag, grabs car keys, takes earings off, puts on spike heels for extra muscle::::

[OlivePoet]

What up my pussypeople!!!! How is everyone's day going? I have been busy as shit!
I don't know if you heard, but Giulio is a douchebag!
And hi! :bounce

(I still love him though...just so everyone knows! :p)

[thing4377]

Ok I just read up about 10 posts and I KNOW the hottie in Heater's avatar has not shot off and upset some folks!!! WTF?? He must not know who all has Heater's back!!

[OlivePoet]

I'm totally ready - Let's go!
::: puts gloves in a bag, grabs car keys, takes earings off, puts on spike heels for extra muscle::::
:lol
Don't forget, the heels are also for sex appeal and distraction! Giulio likes legs. :p

[thing4377]

<-----already in car headed to Chicago....

*pulls hair back rolls up shirt sleaves*(while driving..I am just that damn good):lol

[OlivePoet]

Ok I just read up about 10 posts and I KNOW the hottie in Heater's avatar has not shot off and upset some folks!!! WTF?? He must not know who all has Heater's back!!
He just doesn't know! :lol
He thinks being Italian makes him tough.

He forget the power of the pussy!! ESPECIALLY in packs! :hug <---muscles

[gypsie]

:lol
Don't forget, the heels are also for sex appeal and distraction! Giulio likes legs. :p
Good to know
::takes off clothes adjusts thong throws on a trench coat::
Ali I'll distract him you tackle him from behind

[OlivePoet]

<-----already in car headed to Chicago....

*pulls hair back rolls up shirt sleaves*(while driving..I am just that damn good):lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Good to know
::takes off clothes adjusts thong throws on a trench coat::
Ali I'll distract him you tackle him from behind
:lol
Good! Good! He likes hips too!
This could work....

[thing4377]

Good to know
::takes off clothes adjusts thong throws on a trench coat::
Ali I'll distract him you tackle him from behind

:violent Way to go Kel....talk about awesome fucking strategy!!!:lol I love it!:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

OK gals and guys, I'm gonna go have me some lunch.

Be back soon. :hug

[thing4377]

OK gals and guys, I'm gonna go have me some lunch.

Be back soon. :hug
Same here...gotta get outta this shit hole office.....be back in an hour! :hug s to all!

[gypsie]

:violent Way to go Kel....talk about awesome fucking strategy!!!:lol I love it!:thumbsup

I know how to persuade (manipulate) a man
::pulls up pant legs:: Look at the rug burn:D

[OlivePoet]

I know how to persuade (manipulate) a man
:: pulls up pant legs :: Look at the rug burn:D
:lol

[thing4377]

I know how to persuade (manipulate) a man
::pulls up pant legs:: Look at the rug burn:D
:ugh: :ugh: NICE!!!!:lol :lol You certainly do have the power!!!!! :multi

[thing4377]

I will be back soon friends!!!

[gypsie]

:ugh: :ugh: NICE!!!!:lol :lol You certainly do have the power!!!!! :multi
Someday it will be the full Mama power but until then I will keep working towards that goal

[angelces]

i'm sorry :(
i'll tone it down
aww thanks!!

[OklahomaMama]

Kellie & Thingie! YaaaaY!
:bounce

the Power Pussy Pact is nearly complete... where'd Noella wander off to? she's our Canadian representative :p

[thing4377]

Someday it will be the full Mama power but until then I will keep working towards that goal

:p Oooh thats a tough job Kel!! But you are well on your way to atleast an office with a window!!! Keep up the good work Kel!!:D

[thing4377]

Hi Mama!!! I am headed to lunch this time I sware...I will be back in a hour, hope everyone will be here!!

[OklahomaMama]

i'll be here... my walk in patients will just have to sit down shut up and wait for me!
:rolleyes:

[come&dancew/me]

What up my pussypeople!!!! How is everyone's day going? I have been busy as shit!
:bounce Thingie! You ready to fight guilio?? He's messin' with our bitch.

[gypsie]

:p Oooh thats a tough job Kel!! But you are well on your way to atleast an office with a window!!! Keep up the good work Kel!!:D

I'm trying :rolleyes:
Ohhhh a window - then I can have an audience :lol

Have good lunch Christy

[Keith]

Hey I can whoop his ass then pee on him, sorta like I did to that tree. I like to pee

[come&dancew/me]

Well, I've got to go write some stuff. And as much as I enjoy multi-tasking...

Hey, is that a chicken?

My ADD will take over and I won't get a damn thing done!

My cat's all cute 'n shit.

I may or may not be back later this afternoon. Peace and hugs for all!

[Red_41]

Kellie & Thingie! YaaaaY!
:bounce

the Power Pussy Pact is nearly complete... where'd Noella wander off to? she's our Canadian representative :p
The Canadian pussy is back girls! ... How YOU doin'? ... Just for a second though ... Gotta run out to a meeting ... see ya soon!

[come&dancew/me]

Hey I can whoop his ass then pee on him, sorta like I did to that tree. I like to pee
Thanks for sharing. :ugh:

I think peeing on him would be a good touch, but I dunno how Heater would feel about that! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

The Canadian pussy is back girls! ... How YOU doin'? ... Just for a second though ... Gotta run out to a meeting ... see ya soon!
Hi Noella, I realize that you just said you're going to a meeting, but I just could not miss the opportunity to greet our Canadian representative for the Posse! Maybe we need to think about recruiting more of an international Posse?

[OklahomaMama]

The Canadian pussy is back girls! ... How YOU doin'? ... Just for a second though ... Gotta run out to a meeting ... see ya soon!when you come back put something about Canadian pussy in your sig...
A certain fellow countryman of yours will shit a brick :lol

[gypsie]

Holy posts Mama! You are almost at 20,000!
::bows down at Mama's feet:: You are truely the post whore!
Someday I too will be like you Sensei, someday

[OklahomaMama]

Holy posts Mama! You are almost at 20,000!
::bows down at Mama's feet:: You are truely the post whore!
Someday I too will be like you Sensei, someday:hug
hi, baby!
have you been practicing your *cough* positions?
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

Weren't you just at 10,000 a few months back?

Whore

[Keith]

Heater should feel fine about me peeing on him, my pee is more valuable than R. Kelly's

[gypsie]

:hug
hi, baby!
have you been practicing your *cough* positions?
:D
Of course I have been practicing in the ways of Mamaness for months now - but I don't know how I will ever be the Mama that you are. ::sigh:: someday