Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

:ugh: Balloons? Damn, you're even wierder than I thought.
:hug
:lol i REALLY am!

i've been chased around restaurants by my bosses holding ballons before. it's hard to take care of your 8 tables on a friday night during the dinner rush when you're bolting for the back door and crying hysterically (partly because i was laughing at myself!)

yeah, my bills were definately late that week! :D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol
Once again, you're crackin' my shit up!

Imagine what you'd have to do to get it to look like this: :D

(*thinking of creative ways to tatoo one's ass*)this reminds me of a joke my old man told me years ago:

once upon a time there was a lady who loved the Beach Boys so much that she decided to immortalize them on her body in the form of a tattoo. after much deliberation and trepidation she finally went to the tattoo parlor.
when she got there she discussed the tattoo with the artist and that she wanted it on her heinie.
"ok, lady" the artist replied "for $200 i can write in beautiful sunset colors "Beach Boys Forever" right across your ass"
"oh, gosh! i didn't know it was going to cost that much" the lady said.
"no prob... for $100.00 i can use black ink and just write "Beach Boys" the tat artist responded.
"whoa.. that's STILL too much money!" cried the woman "what can i get for $50??"
well, the tattoo artist had a soft spot in his heart for women and said "for $50 i can tattoo "BB" and you'll always know that it stands for Beach Boys"
the lady was very happy with this price and compromise so she told him to go for it.

when her husband got home from work that night he found the house dim, lit by candles and a note on the mantle for him to meet his wife in the bedroom. intrigued, he walked up the stairs and opened the bedroom door to find his wife crouched on her hands and knees on the bed, her ass pointing at the door, wearing nothing but a towel draped across her butt. she smiled at him over her shoulder and said "take away that towel... i've got a big surprise for you!"
he whipped the towel off in 2 seconds flat then said


WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?????


:lol

[OlivePoet]

Nosey and horny, eh?
who said anything about horny???



oh, wait.



i did. :p

[come&dancew/me]

this reminds me of a joke my old man told me years ago:.....WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?????


:lol
You know what the funniest thing is about that?? That you actually started it with "Once upon a time!" Like it's a frikkin' fairy tale or something! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You know what the funniest thing is about that?? That you actually started it with "Once upon a time!" Like it's a frikkin' fairy tale or something! :loli'm a dork.. i always start jokes that way :D

and every time pat sees me bent over nekkid he says "who the fuck is bob" :lol

[OlivePoet]

this reminds me of a joke my old man told me years ago:

once upon a time there was a lady who loved the Beach Boys so much that she decided to immortalize them on her body in the form of a tattoo. after much deliberation and trepidation she finally went to the tattoo parlor.
when she got there she discussed the tattoo with the artist and that she wanted it on her heinie.
"ok, lady" the artist replied "for $200 i can write in beautiful sunset colors "Beach Boys Forever" right across your ass"
"oh, gosh! i didn't know it was going to cost that much" the lady said.
"no prob... for $100.00 i can use black ink and just write "Beach Boys" the tat artist responded.
"whoa.. that's STILL too much money!" cried the woman "what can i get for $50??"
well, the tattoo artist had a soft spot in his heart for women and said "for $50 i can tattoo "BB" and you'll always know that it stands for Beach Boys"
the lady was very happy with this price and compromise so she told him to go for it.

when her husband got home from work that night he found the house dim, lit by candles and a note on the mantle for him to meet his wife in the bedroom. intrigued, he walked up the stairs and opened the bedroom door to find his wife crouched on her hands and knees on the bed, her ass pointing at the door, wearing nothing but a towel draped across her butt. she smiled at him over her shoulder and said "take away that towel... i've got a big surprise for you!"
he whipped the towel off in 2 seconds flat then said


WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?????


:lol
:lol yup, that was my inspiration!

[OlivePoet]

You know what the funniest thing is about that?? That you actually started it with "Once upon a time!" Like it's a frikkin' fairy tale or something! :lol
:lol that's hilarious!

[OlivePoet]

i'm a dork.. i always start jokes that way :D

and every time pat sees me bent over nekkid he says "who the fuck is bob" :lol
:lol and i would feel safe betting on the fact that he sees that often. ;)

[come&dancew/me]

Alright y'all...I need your positive asses to help me out here. I have to go clean two bathrooms and wash the kitchen and hallway floors - Okay? Now make that positive for me! GO!

[OklahomaMama]

Alright y'all...I need your positive asses to help me out here. I have to go clean two bathrooms and wash the kitchen and hallway floors - Okay? Now make that positive for me! GO!put on some music, think of it as an aerobic workout :)
and imagine how nice everything will look and smell when you're done
:angel

[OlivePoet]

Alright y'all...I need your positive asses to help me out here. I have to go clean two bathrooms and wash the kitchen and hallway floors - Okay? Now make that positive for me! GO!
It feels SO great when it's done! And then it's clean enough to have crazy sex in those rooms.


I'm half Polish, I LOVE to clean!!

[Crush me Grey]

i usually try to go with the notion that things always work out in the end so dont worry about it.. but im also kinda a spaz at times. so id say positive, generally, with my moments here and there :lol

[OlivePoet]

If you didn't live so far and if I didn't have to work, I'd love to help you! :hug

[OlivePoet]

i usually try to go with the notion that things always work out in the end so dont worry about it.. but im also kinda a spaz at times. so id say positive, generally, with my moments here and there :lol
:lol everyone has their moments!!
and it's fun to be a spaz. :D and it's such a fun word to say!

spaz.

spaz spaz spaz.

spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz!!!!

[FPrefect61]

:lol everyone has their moments!!
and it's fun to be a spaz. :D and it's such a fun word to say!

spaz.

spaz spaz spaz.

spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz!!!!
Christ, you're a dork... :lol

[come&dancew/me]

i usually try to go with the notion that things always work out in the end so dont worry about it.. but im also kinda a spaz at times. so id say positive, generally, with my moments here and there :lol
I'm a spaz! You're a spaz! We're all spazzes!!:bounce Spazzing is fun, which makes it positive. :D

[OklahomaMama]

spaz
dork
geek

all good words, IMO
:D

EMBRACE it, y'all! i have :lol

hi, lindsey! did ya have a good birthday, sweetie?
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Christ, you're a dork... :lol
and you're SO sleeping on the couch tonight.

[OlivePoet]

spaz
dork
geek
all good words, IMO
:D
EMBRACE it, y'all! i have :lol

:thumbsup

[FPrefect61]

and you're SO sleeping on the couch tonight.
Some of the best times have been on the couch... :p

[OlivePoet]

Some of the best times have been on the couch... :p
well i didn't say you'd be sleeping there alone :p

[OklahomaMama]

this made me giggle :p

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/spazboy3/spaz.jpg

[FPrefect61]

well i didn't say you'd be sleeping there alone :p
*sigh* It's always the taken ones in a different state... :(

Would you happen to have a twin sister who's single and living in NY? :lol

[come&dancew/me]

If you didn't live so far and if I didn't have to work, I'd love to help you! :hug
OMG, I'm Polish too! And I love cleaning too! But it's the getting motivated to do it that I have a problem with. Once I'm in a grrove, I'm all about cleaning.

Hey, now we can tell polish jokes to each other and not get offended. why did the Pollock fall out of the tree?





Because he was raking leaves!!! :lol

[OlivePoet]

*sigh* It's always the taken ones in a different state... :(

Would you happen to have a twin sister who's single and living in NY? :lol
:lol no, but that could be a GREAT role-playing game! :p

[OlivePoet]

OMG, I'm Polish too! And I love cleaning too! But it's the getting motivated to do it that I have a problem with. Once I'm in a grrove, I'm all about cleaning.

Hey, now we can tell polish jokes to each other and not get offended. why did the Pollock fall out of the tree?





Because he was raking leaves!!! :lol
:lol

how do you get a one-armed pollack out of a tree?
























wave. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

i wanna be a polack, i wanna be a polack
:bounce

[come&dancew/me]

*sigh* It's always the taken ones in a different state... :(

Would you happen to have a twin sister who's single and living in NY? :lol
Raise your hand if you think we should start a "Find a woman for Tom" thread!

[OlivePoet]

this made me giggle :p

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/spazboy3/spaz.jpg
:lol
i LOVE that you're familiar with a site called "no virgins allowed!" why haven't you told me about it??!?

[FPrefect61]

I appreciate that, I do. :lol

[OlivePoet]

i wanna be a polack, i wanna be a polack
:bounce
:lol i'll e-mail you some pollack :p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i LOVE that you're familiar with a site called "no virgins allowed!" why haven't you told me about it??!?:lol
shit, i didn't even see that... i just googled "spaz"

yes, we SHOULD find tom a woman... a POSITIVE sexy woman :D

[OlivePoet]

Raise your hand if you think we should start a "Find a woman for Tom" thread!
:bounce :bounce :bounce but I'M his woman!!!
doesn't anyone ever listen to what i say?!? :(



;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
shit, i didn't even see that... i just googled "spaz"

:lol :lol :lol
that makes it even funnier!

[come&dancew/me]

i wanna be a polack, i wanna be a polack
:bounce

Okay....repeat after me (this is phonetical, so you should be able to follow)

Ya ho-CHOO POL-skaya.
("I want to be Polish." It's in russian, cuz I don't know polish. Damn, I'm not THAT good.)

[OlivePoet]

yes, we SHOULD find tom a woman... a POSITIVE sexy woman :D
what, am i not sexy enough for him now?!?
fine, i'll join a gym!

[OlivePoet]

Okay....repeat after me (this is phonetical, so you should be able to follow)

Ya ho-CHOO POL-skaya.
("I want to be Polish." It's in russian, cuz I don't know polish. Damn, I'm not THAT good.)
Yeah, I'm too Polish to actually KNOW any Polish, too! :D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i can't keep up with you girls!

heater, you're more than woman enuff for tom
skippy, i tried saying that word and bit down on my tongue stud... did i do it wrong???

tom, are you feeling the love up in here today?
:D

[come&dancew/me]

Okay, when *I* googled spaz, and clicked over a few pages, I found this:
http://seankor.home.mindspring.com/spaz.htm

Talk about a cute-assed little kitty!

[OlivePoet]

:lol
i can't keep up with you girls!

heater, you're more than woman enuff for tom
skippy, i tried saying that word and bit down on my tongue stud... did i do it wrong???

tom, are you feeling the love up in here today?
:D
:thumbsup
very efficient post!! :)
and i feel better now, thanks ;)

[FPrefect61]

:bounce :bounce :bounce but I'M his woman!!!
doesn't anyone ever listen to what i say?!? :(



;)
You know I love ya, but I'm not the kind of guy that would steal another man's gal.

Wait a minute, I have done that already... C'mere you. :p

[OlivePoet]

Okay, when *I* googled spaz, and clicked over a few pages, I found this:
http://seankor.home.mindspring.com/spaz.htm

Talk about a cute-assed little kitty!

awww!!!!

[OlivePoet]

You know I love ya, but I'm not the kind of guy that would steal another man's gal.

Wait a minute, I have done that already... C'mere you. :p
:p you're so sexy when you're dominating!

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
i can't keep up with you girls!

heater, you're more than woman enuff for tom
skippy, i tried saying that word and bit down on my tongue stud... did i do it wrong???

tom, are you feeling the love up in here today?

:D
Tom HAD BETTER be feelin' the love, cuz I'm about ready to get all up in his face 'n shit. :D

Brenda....dunno what you're doing wrong. which word are you having trouble with? This one - hochoo - kind of sound like a very ethnic sneeze. :lol The "H" sound is similar to that throaty "H" sound that you often hear in Hebrew. Know what I'm sayin'?

[OklahomaMama]

cute kitty! i had to laugh at all the guys' pics under "spaz"... do you think they know???


hey, i found our club membership button :D

http://rpgamera.leamonde.net/welkin/dork.jpg

[come&dancew/me]

:confused: Oddly enough, there are apparently LOTS of people out there with cats named spaz.

http://www.chuq.com/spaz.html

http://www.quiknet.com/~marilyn/kittens.html

http://www.freaks.net/eek/enspaz.html

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
not unusual... ever see a cat in action??

[come&dancew/me]

cute kitty! i had to laugh at all the guys' pics under "spaz"... do you think they know???


hey, i found our club membership button :D

http://rpgamera.leamonde.net/welkin/dork.jpg
And here's our club membership sticker:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=sg&Product_Code=ss176

[OklahomaMama]

And here's our club membership sticker:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=sg&Product_Code=ss176:thumbsup
i like it! :D


i saw one not so long ago that said MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! nice people swallow

:lol

[OlivePoet]

cute kitty! i had to laugh at all the guys' pics under "spaz"... do you think they know???


hey, i found our club membership button :D

http://rpgamera.leamonde.net/welkin/dork.jpg
i want one!!

not that i need a button to peove that. ;)

[OlivePoet]

:confused: Oddly enough, there are apparently LOTS of people out there with cats named spaz.

http://www.chuq.com/spaz.html

http://www.quiknet.com/~marilyn/kittens.html

http://www.freaks.net/eek/enspaz.html
i love kitties!! this is the best positive thread ever!

[OlivePoet]

And here's our club membership sticker:

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=sg&Product_Code=ss176
:lol

[OlivePoet]

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! nice people swallow
:thumbsup just ask giulio! :lol

[FPrefect61]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12794

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8036

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7312

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7311

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6906

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6697

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6683

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5044

My baby girl. :)

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
not unusual... ever see a cat in action??
yeah...my cat's in action right now. Taking one of his 75 naps of the morning on top of the heater. Oooohhhhh....yyyyyeeeeeahhhhhh......

[come&dancew/me]

:lol I love how the first one is in the litter box. Tom, are you trying to get on OlivePoet's good side by posting what IS indirectly related to poop?



http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12794

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8036

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7312

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7311

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6906

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6697

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6683

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5044

My baby girl. :)

[FPrefect61]

Shuush, you're ruining the moment. ;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol I love how the first one is in the litter box. Tom, are you trying to get on OlivePoet's good side by posting what IS indirectly related to poop?
:lol i love the reputation i've acquired around here! :)

[OlivePoet]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6697
My baby girl. :)
is THAT wish bear?!?

[OlivePoet]

Shuush, you're ruining the moment. ;)
:lol

[FPrefect61]

is THAT wish bear?!?
Close, Bedtime Bear. I've had him since I was a baby. :)

[OlivePoet]

Close, Bedtime Bear. I've had him since I was a baby. :)
oh yeah. :lol i've had wish bear since *I* was a baby.
yeah, it's internet fate! :D

[come&dancew/me]

Shuush, you're ruining the moment. ;)
:( Sorry...I....but...*sniff*....I...um....was just trying to be funny....*sniff*

I'm going to clean. Nobody loves me.:mad:

[FPrefect61]

:( Sorry...I....but...*sniff*....I...um....was just trying to be funny....*sniff*

I'm going to clean. Nobody loves me.:mad:
We do, don't worry. :hug

[FPrefect61]

oh yeah. :lol i've had wish bear since *I* was a baby.
yeah, it's internet fate! :D
Internet fate. :lol

[OlivePoet]

:( Sorry...I....but...*sniff*....I...um....was just trying to be funny....*sniff*

I'm going to clean. Nobody loves me.:mad:
:eek: that's crazy talk! i love you! :hug

[come&dancew/me]

We do, don't worry. :hug
M'kay. Thanx. :o I love all of you too! :hug

Seriously, I'm off to clean. BBL.

[OlivePoet]

Internet fate. :lol
:lol yeah, i thought it was funny too!

[come&dancew/me]

:eek: that's crazy talk! i love you! :hug
Hey! Flashing me your bumhole isn't love!








:lol

[OlivePoet]

hey, did i tell you guys that i quit smoking? it's been a little over 2 weeks, and it wasn't hard! i tried using the patch for the first couple of days, and then i decided to go totally clean.

i feel so good. :) i have more energy and my skin looks incredible.

i'm so excited!

[OlivePoet]

Hey! Flashing me your bumhole isn't love!
:lol
if that's NOT love, then i don't want any part of it!

[FPrefect61]

hey, did i tell you guys that i quit smoking? it's been a little over 2 weeks, and it wasn't hard! i tried using the patch for the first couple of days, and then i decided to go totally clean.

i feel so good. :) i have more energy and my skin looks incredible.

i'm so excited!
Good for you! :thumbsup

Incredible skin, eh? I think we need picture confirmation. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

quickie positive vibes to all....

almost done ironing!
:D

[MAM2STEPN]

quickie positive vibes to all....

almost done ironing!
:DYou iron!!

[OlivePoet]

Good for you! :thumbsup

Incredible skin, eh? I think we need picture confirmation. :lol
:lol
i only say that because my biggest insecurity is my skin. i had acne in high school, and even though i still break out now only once in a while, i always wanted a brighter complexion.

i literally look younger now! yeah, i'm only 22 as it is, but there has been a HUGE improvement.

i'm so happy. :) i don't have to wear makeup anymore!

[OlivePoet]

You iron!!
:lol ironing is fun ;)

[FPrefect61]

:lol
i only say that because my biggest insecurity is my skin. i had acne in high school, and even though i still break out now only once in a while, i always wanted a brighter complexion.

i literally look younger now! yeah, i'm only 22 as it is, but there has been a HUGE improvement.

i'm so happy. :) i don't have to wear makeup anymore!
Well, all I know what you look like is that teeny avatar of yours (I think that's you. :lol), so I don't have much to go on appearance wise.

Personality wise, you're a hoot and a half. :D

[OlivePoet]

Well, all I know what you look like is that teeny avatar of yours (I think that's you. :lol), so I don't have much to go on appearance wise.

Personality wise, you're a hoot and a half. :D
i promise you, i'm cute. ;)

i have small boobs.

but i have a nice ass.

[OlivePoet]

and thanks for the compliment on my being funny.

that rocks. :D

[OklahomaMama]

You iron!!*hangs head in shame*

i've tried to quit for years but i'm.... i'm.....


ADDICTED TO CRISP SLEEVES!!

i'm so mortified :o

*runs sobbing from thread*






:lol

[OklahomaMama]

know what i think is positive? that if you add the NEGATIVE and the MEH votes together, they STILL don't overcome the POSITIVE votes

:bounce

[FPrefect61]

i promise you, i'm cute. ;)

i have small boobs.

but i have a nice ass.
You and I need to have a little talk when I get home from work. :lol

[OlivePoet]

*hangs head in shame*

i've tried to quit for years but i'm.... i'm.....


ADDICTED TO CRISP SLEEVES!!

i'm so mortified :o

*runs sobbing from thread*

:lol
that was wonderfully visual!! :lol

[OlivePoet]

You and I need to have a little talk when I get home from work. :lol
:lol



spankbank



:lol

[OlivePoet]

know what i think is positive? that if you add the NEGATIVE and the MEH votes together, they STILL don't overcome the POSITIVE votes

:bounce

:bounce :bounce :bounce
:multi :multi :multi

[FPrefect61]

I hope Giulio doesn't find out. :p

[OlivePoet]

I hope Giulio doesn't find out. :p
:lol
what? he knows i have small boobs and a nice ass. ;)

[FPrefect61]

:lol
what? he knows i have small boobs and a nice ass. ;)
Good point. :lol

Lunch time, be back soon.

[OlivePoet]

Good point. :lol

Lunch time, be back soon.
enjoy your lunch! i'll post a pic of my ass when you get back....it's actually a funny picture.
post when you're ready!

[UJCdream]

i'm positive, dammit!

[OlivePoet]

i'm positive, dammit!
:lol good......damnit!!

[DMBfan41]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12794

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8036

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7312

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7311

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6906

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6697

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=6683

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5044

My baby girl. :)

that's a nice pussy you got there

[OlivePoet]

that's a nice pussy you got there
:lol
isn't she cute? she looks just like my stella :D

[FPrefect61]

enjoy your lunch! i'll post a pic of my ass when you get back....it's actually a funny picture.
post when you're ready!
I'm back, let's see some ass!!! :D

[OlivePoet]

I'm back, let's see some ass!!! :D
:freak
i'm dumb. i get so comfortable typing at work that i feel like i'm at home. my ass picture is on my personal PC, and it's definately not on the one at my desk.

i'm such a tease!!!

[FPrefect61]

:freak
i'm dumb. i get so comfortable typing at work that i feel like i'm at home. my ass picture is on my personal PC, and it's definately not on the one at my desk.

i'm such a tease!!!
*grumble grumble*

[OklahomaMama]

these brats keep me positive (MOST of the time) ;)

[OlivePoet]

*grumble grumble*
i should be home by 5:30 though :D

[FPrefect61]

My 5 things today.

1. I'm thankful to have such a good friend in Ree (dmbnj79 round these parts). She hosted another spectacular Ants gathering this weekend, opening her home yet again to us nutjobs.
2. I'm thankful that Ruben Sierra got ahold of that pitch and put it in the seats.
3. I'm thankful for A-Rod's double and heads up basestealing.
4. I'm grateful for Misty waking me up gently this morning by purring on my stomach.
5. Most importantly, I'm grateful my parents raised me a Yankees fan. :D

[OlivePoet]

these brats keep me positive (MOST of the time) ;)
:hug :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug
they look SO cuddley!!!!

[FPrefect61]

i should be home by 5:30 though :D
I'll be home around 6 (my time), but I think I'm dragging my fatass to the gym, I haven't gone in a month or so.

[DMBfan41]

finally done, here are my results

Top Strength
Modesty and humility You do not seek the spotlight, preferring to let your accomplishments speak for themselves. You do not regard yourself as special, and others recognize and value your modesty.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
99% of all Web site users
99% of all male respondents
99% of all 18 to 20 years old
99% of occupation group NO
99% of all with some college
100% of those in Zip Code 078xx


Second Strength
Humor and playfulness You like to laugh and tease. Bringing smiles to other people is important to you. You try to see the light side of all situations.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
88% of all Web site users
87% of all male respondents
82% of all 18 to 20 years old
85% of occupation group NO
85% of all with some college
81% of those in Zip Code 078xx

Third Strength
Kindness and generosity You are kind and generous to others, and you are never too busy to do a favor. You enjoy doing good deeds for others, even if you do not know them well.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
86% of all Web site users
91% of all male respondents
83% of all 18 to 20 years old
86% of occupation group NO
83% of all with some college
88% of those in Zip Code 078xx


Fourth Strength
Forgiveness and mercy You forgive those who have done you wrong. You always give people a second chance. Your guiding principle is mercy and not revenge.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
89% of all Web site users
89% of all male respondents
91% of all 18 to 20 years old
91% of occupation group NO
88% of all with some college
93% of those in Zip Code 078xx


Fifth Strength
Capacity to love and be loved You value close relations with others, in particular those in which sharing and caring are reciprocated. The people to whom you feel most close are the same people who feel most close to you.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
75% of all Web site users
83% of all male respondents
71% of all 18 to 20 years old
74% of occupation group NO
73% of all with some college
75% of those in Zip Code 078xx

[FPrefect61]

Wow, another modesty top strength, that's rare. You and Lorraine are the only two I know who have that as their top strength

[OlivePoet]

yeah, i'm impressed when i see that. i'm not really a modest person myself. :D

[FPrefect61]

Here are a few questions for you all. Most of you have taken the VIA (that's the big questionnaire that lists your strengths).

1.) Do you feel the list accurately depicts what you think your strengths are?
2.) Do you use these strengths in your everyday life? How?
3.) In terms of a significant other, is it better to have someone with the same strengths as you, or different strengths? Why?

I expect your answers on my desk tomorrow. :lol

[UJCdream]

what is this test? where can i take it? i'm a sucker for that crap.

[FPrefect61]

what is this test? where can i take it? i'm a sucker for that crap.
http://www.authentichappiness.org/perl/Strengths.pl

Enjoy!!

Bear in mind, this is an actual validated psychological self report questionnaire, not those silly "What color are you" quizzes. :lol My old boss spent 4 years putting this together.

[DMBfan41]

yeah, i'm impressed when i see that. i'm not really a modest person myself. :D

same here, i was rather surprised when i saw that. Besides, I don't really have much to be modest about. Wait, is that a modest remark?

[UJCdream]

sweet, thanks! i'll post it when i'm through.


also, if it took him 4 years to do it...does that mean it'll take me 4 years to take it? :freak

[OlivePoet]

http://www.authentichappiness.org/perl/Strengths.pl

Enjoy!!

Bear in mind, this is an actual validated psychological self report questionnaire, not those silly "What color are you" quizzes. :lol My old boss spent 4 years putting this together.
oh yeah, i forgot to tell you. i bought his book. :)
i started a bit of it, but i was so busy this weekend. i'm looking forward to getting more into it! :D

[OlivePoet]

same here, i was rather surprised when i saw that. Besides, I don't really have much to be modest about. Wait, is that a modest remark?
:lol

[FPrefect61]

oh yeah, i forgot to tell you. i bought his book. :)
i started a bit of it, but i was so busy this weekend. i'm looking forward to getting more into it! :D
yay, you just made my old boss a buck. :lol

[OlivePoet]

sweet, thanks! i'll post it when i'm through.


also, if it took him 4 years to do it...does that mean it'll take me 4 years to take it? :freak
:lol it goes by quickly after page 2. you get very used to the question style.

[FPrefect61]

When I was in high school, someone told me I should run for "Most Optimistic". I said, "Nah, I won't win." :lol

[OlivePoet]

yay, you just made my old boss a buck. :lol
ah-ha! so THAT'S what this was all about.

[OlivePoet]

When I was in high school, someone told me I should run for "Most Optimistic". I said, "Nah, I won't win." :lol
:lol you're so cute.

[FPrefect61]

:lol you're so cute.
And I'm great in the sack. :p

[FPrefect61]

Here are a few questions for you all. Most of you have taken the VIA (that's the big questionnaire that lists your strengths).

1.) Do you feel the list accurately depicts what you think your strengths are?
2.) Do you use these strengths in your everyday life? How?
3.) In terms of a significant other, is it better to have someone with the same strengths as you, or different strengths? Why?

I expect your answers on my desk tomorrow. :lol
Y'all missed my questions, methinks.

[UJCdream]

Top Strength
This is a Signature Strength for you.

Modesty and humility You do not seek the spotlight, preferring to let your accomplishments speak for themselves. You do not regard yourself as special, and others recognize and value your modesty.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
92% of all Web site users
93% of all female respondents
93% of all 21 to 24 years old
92% of occupation group LM
91% of all with some college
89% of those in Zip Code 027xx

Second Strength
This is a Signature Strength for you.

Citizenship, teamwork, and loyalty You excel as a member of a group. You are a loyal and dedicated teammate, you always do your share, and you work hard for the success of your group.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
81% of all Web site users
84% of all female respondents
78% of all 21 to 24 years old
81% of occupation group LM
79% of all with some college
80% of those in Zip Code 027xx

Third Strength
This is a Signature Strength for you.

Fairness, equity, and justice Treating all people fairly is one of your abiding principles. You do not let your personal feelings bias your decisions about other people. You give everyone a chance.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
63% of all Web site users
66% of all female respondents
68% of all 21 to 24 years old
64% of occupation group LM
62% of all with some college
63% of those in Zip Code 027xx

Fourth Strength
This is a Signature Strength for you.

Kindness and generosity You are kind and generous to others, and you are never too busy to do a favor. You enjoy doing good deeds for others, even if you do not know them well.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
56% of all Web site users
66% of all female respondents
52% of all 21 to 24 years old
54% of occupation group LM
49% of all with some college
49% of those in Zip Code 027xx

Fifth Strength
This is a Signature Strength for you.

Humor and playfulness You like to laugh and tease. Bringing smiles to other people is important to you. You try to see the light side of all situations.

On this strength, you scored as high as or higher than . . .
57% of all Web site users
57% of all female respondents
52% of all 21 to 24 years old
54% of occupation group LM
52% of all with some college
58% of those in Zip Code 027xx

[OlivePoet]

And I'm great in the sack. :p
::: opens up journal, makes a note :::
alriiiiight. :p

[OlivePoet]

Y'all missed my questions, methinks.
i'm actually gonna retake the test. when i was getting to the last few pages, i was kind of answering in a hurry. not that i think my results are wrong, but i would like to put more focus on it, since your old boss put 4 friggen years into it! :p
i'll answer yours after i retake the quiz. i have to input some work though, so i'm not gonna get to it until i can give it my full attention.

but i can still post! :D

[come&dancew/me]

You know, this is quickly turning into "The Tom and Heater flirt thread.":rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

You know, this is quickly turning into "The Tom and Heater flirt thread.":rolleyes:
that's because no one else wants to post :(

[come&dancew/me]

I'm back all you positive mo-fo's. My house is clean but now I'm not!

[come&dancew/me]

that's because no one else wants to post :(
Well if you would get off your flirtatious and poopative ass and come down to Ohio, you could help me clean!!!! (which is where I was...you know it's NEVER that I don't want to post.




:o Yep....I'm vying for a spot in your sig.

[OlivePoet]

Well if you would get off your flirtatious and poopative ass and come down to Ohio, you could help me clean!!!! (which is where I was...you know it's NEVER that I don't want to post.




:o Yep....I'm vying for a spot in your sig.
:lol i actually read that and thought "wow, that's a sig quote" before i even got to your small words! :lol

[stunnersal]

All my positves just crashed into one big negative.... :(

[OlivePoet]

All my positves just crashed into one big negative.... :(
:( what happened?!?

[come&dancew/me]

:lol i actually read that and thought "wow, that's a sig quote" before i even got to your small words! :lol
:bounce Yippee!

Instead of "poopy", I almost used "pooplicious", then I realized "eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!" THAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

All my positves just crashed into one big negative.... :(
Sal, buddy, what's going on??

[OlivePoet]

:bounce Yippee!

Instead of "poopy", I almost used "pooplicious", then I realized "eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!" THAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT! :lol
:lol i know! that's why it's so damn funny. :D

[come&dancew/me]

:lol i know! that's why it's so damn funny. :D
You know how mothers often nickname their kids "boo." We could nickname you "Poo!" :D

Now that I'm alllll done cleaning, I'm going to get my reward. A bath. An actual bath. Showers can happen every day, but a bath is special. It only happens immediately following a scrubbing and bleaching of the bathtub....Ahhhhh...yes.

Bath = positive thing. I am thankful for baths. I'm adding that to my list.

See yo' poopy ass lata' and all y'all other bitches too!

*off to soak*

[OlivePoet]

enjoy your bath!!! :D
and i'm still waiting for sal to come through....what's wrong?!?

[StumpyErin]

so if baths = positive things....then bubble baths must be even more special.

you know what else is a positive thing - candles lit around the bathtub with music going, and bubbles.....now that would be a fun time. Let me know when that party is...cause I want in.

[dmb1spe]

You know what's negative? A newbie who comes on here and day one starts bashing the old gaurd. That's some messed up shit holmes

[OlivePoet]

so if baths = positive things....then bubble baths must be even more special.

you know what else is a positive thing - candles lit around the bathtub with music going, and bubbles.....now that would be a fun time. Let me know when that party is...cause I want in.
hell yeah....and the more people involved, the better! :D

[OlivePoet]

You know what's negative? A newbie who comes on here and day one starts bashing the old gaurd. That's some messed up shit holmes
:lol actually, it's kind of funny.

people with big balls are positive! :D

[StumpyErin]

you know what else is negative....being new to this board and having someone call my geocities website 4th grade artwork....

[bron]

you know what else is negative....being new to this board and having someone call my geocities website 4th grade artwork....
Pay no mind to him...this is coming from the guy who started a poll called "Am I an asshole?" I forget what the end score was..but I think "yes" won.

[UJCdream]

you know what else is negative....being new to this board and having someone call my geocities website 4th grade artwork....
like everyone else said, pay him no attention. you'll run into a few "less than friendly people" around here, but the good ones far outweigh the bad. hope you stick around!

[OlivePoet]

you know what else is negative....being new to this board and having someone call my geocities website 4th grade artwork....
ignore him. he does it to everyone. he's just "that guy" before you get on his good side.

[OlivePoet]

Pay no mind to him...this is coming from the guy who started a poll called "Am I an asshole?" I forget what the end score was..but I think "yes" won.
:lol we need to top that one...i didn't get to vote!

[FPrefect61]

Guh, I hate meetings. :BANG

[OlivePoet]

Guh, I hate meetings. :BANG
that's so negative!!

instead of
"Guh, I hate meetings!"
you should be posting
"Yay! The meeting is over!" :D

[DMBfan41]

always take a negative, and turn it into a positive.

That's my motto. Although, I do wish I listened to it more.

[FPrefect61]

that's so negative!!

instead of
"Guh, I hate meetings!"
you should be posting
"Yay! The meeting is over!" :D
How about, "Yay, I'm glad I didn't kill anyone at that meeting!"

[OlivePoet]

How about, "Yay, I'm glad I didn't kill anyone at that meeting!"
well, i think that's a healthy start....
i dunno, ask your old boss ;)

[FPrefect61]

well, i think that's a healthy start....
i dunno, ask your old boss ;)
You're skating on thin ice, lady... :p

[come&dancew/me]

How about, "Yay, I'm glad I didn't kill anyone at that meeting!"
Here's one: "Yay! I stayed awake with my eyes open!"

[il bacio dolce]

I've decided to find a new job, even though I'm only in my fourth week at Callahan's. I don't like the resturaunt, the way the floor is set up, the fact that it is totally filled with smoke (even though there are nonsmokng sections) so that working a six hour shfit there is like chain smoking the whole time even though I do not smoke! My manager Dave sleeps with the waitresses who are bitches (and apparently sluts) and aren't nice to me because I'm not like that. My one friend there is talked about behind her back, when meanwhile she has more resturaunt expereince and knows what she's doing better than anyone else! The customers are rude when they're sober let alone when they're not! I can't get hours where I want them. I've yet to train two days in a row so the next time I come in I've forgotten what I learned. Great. I'm small so lifting a huge heavy tray of food (like the three pizzas on metal pans yesturday) is not easy for me! I'm expected to just be able to do that - you should see my little shoulders and then you'd know what I mean - and if I'd dropped it I would have been bitched at! The place sucks. Management doesn't know what they are doing. They can't even schedule me according to my availability. There is one girl that hogs tables and ends up needing the other servers to run her food because she's taken on too much, yet she gets all the tips from those tables while the other girls are sitting around doing nothing.

[FPrefect61]

Here's one: "Yay! I stayed awake with my eyes open!"
Actually, I nodded off a few times. :lol

[FPrefect61]

Whoa, Cassie, that definitely sounds like grounds to find a new job. I thought you got a job at an ice cream place or something like that?

Come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever heard of waitresses or waiters enjoying their job.

[il bacio dolce]

Whoa, Cassie, that definitely sounds like grounds to find a new job. I thought you got a job at an ice cream place or something like that?

Come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever heard of waitresses or waiters enjoying their job.

I know. You're right. The others don't like it anymore than I do. I also don't like them. :lol
The ice cream place called me and I didn't interview there because I liked Callahan's at first. I'll have to talk to the managers of the places I applied to already... There are a lot.

[come&dancew/me]

I've decided to find a new job, even though I'm only in my fourth week at Callahan's. I don't like the resturaunt, the way the floor is set up, the fact that it is totally filled with smoke (even though there are nonsmokng sections) so that working a six hour shfit there is like chain smoking the whole time even though I do not smoke! My manager Dave sleeps with the waitresses who are bitches (and apparently sluts) and aren't nice to me because I'm not like that. My one friend there is talked about behind her back, when meanwhile she has more resturaunt expereince and knows what she's doing better than anyone else! The customers are rude when they're sober let alone when they're not! I can't get hours where I want them. I've yet to train two days in a row so the next time I come in I've forgotten what I learned. Great. I'm small so lifting a huge heavy tray of food (like the three pizzas on metal pans yesturday) is not easy for me! I'm expected to just be able to do that - you should see my little shoulders and then you'd know what I mean - and if I'd dropped it I would have been bitched at! The place sucks. Management doesn't know what they are doing. They can't even schedule me according to my availability. There is one girl that hogs tables and ends up needing the other servers to run her food because she's taken on too much, yet she gets all the tips from those tables while the other girls are sitting around doing nothing.
:eek: Aaaaack! Make it stop!!! Jeez oh man....I gotta admit that I couldn't even get through your entire post. :o You should come here to this thread to find some positive stuff to put into your life. :)

:rolleyes: So how's this: Okay, so you hate your job? Everyone has a job like that. You can't let it take over your life. You should think about it as an opportunity. You learned something. Whether or not you're aware of it now, you learned something about people, and management, and possibley how to spot a position where you will have a better fit the next time.

Hang in there 'till you find a new job, kay? For now, try to think of something positive in your life and share it with us.

[il bacio dolce]

Sure, Skippy. :) I'm sure if I keep trying I'll find a place. I'm stuck with this one for a little while longer.

[FPrefect61]

Not so much positive, Alison, we're still working on gratitude, remember? I haven't gotten a chance to teach the rest of the material yet. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

Sure, Skippy. :) I'm sure if I keep trying I'll find a place. I'm stuck with this one for a little while longer.
Cassie...please refresh my memory, 'cuz I forgot. :o Are you the one in Pgh? If not, I've got you cornfused with someone else and I apologize. If so, then allow ME to make a few suggestions for where to find a job.

Mwah-ah-ah!!!!!!:evil

[come&dancew/me]

Not so much positive, Alison, we're still working on gratitude, remember? I haven't gotten a chance to teach the rest of the material yet. :lol
JEEZ, can't I do ANYTHING right!!!???

[OlivePoet]

<--------------------LOVES waiting tables!

Whoa, Cassie, that definitely sounds like grounds to find a new job. I thought you got a job at an ice cream place or something like that?

Come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever heard of waitresses or waiters enjoying their job.

[come&dancew/me]

<--------------------LOVES waiting tables!
:cool: So, do you like waiting tables, Heater?

[il bacio dolce]

Cassie...please refresh my memory, 'cuz I forgot. :o Are you the one in Pgh? If not, I've got you cornfused with someone else and I apologize. If so, then allow ME to make a few suggestions for where to find a job.

Mwah-ah-ah!!!!!!:evil

You are correct, I am the one from Pittsburgh. :)

[OlivePoet]

Hang in there 'till you find a new job, kay? For now, try to think of something positive in your life and share it with us.
:thumbsup
this is why you're so great! :p

[FPrefect61]

Still waiting for someone to tackle my questions, yo... I'm trying to help you guys here!!!

[OlivePoet]

:cool: So, do you like waiting tables, Heater?
:lol
i really do! i think the industry is great. i'm only working in an office now because i like having a steady paycheck, but i'm looking for weekend work because i miss it so much!

[come&dancew/me]

:thumbsup
this is why you're so great! :p
I think I love you. :hug

[OlivePoet]

Still waiting for someone to tackle my questions, yo... I'm trying to help you guys here!!!
pushy pushy!!









































(man, that's hot!)

[come&dancew/me]

Still waiting for someone to tackle my questions, yo... I'm trying to help you guys here!!!
What are these questions to which you keep referring!!!???

[OlivePoet]

I think I love you. :hug
if you and i didn't have significant others and we both liked gals, i'd wanna make out with you. :p

[OlivePoet]

What are these questions to which you keep referring!!!???
:lol

[FPrefect61]

These!!!

Here are a few questions for you all. Most of you have taken the VIA (that's the big questionnaire that lists your strengths).

1.) Do you feel the list accurately depicts what you think your strengths are?
2.) Do you use these strengths in your everyday life? How?
3.) In terms of a significant other, is it better to have someone with the same strengths as you, or different strengths? Why?

I expect your answers on my desk tomorrow. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

You are correct, I am the one from Pittsburgh. :)
Yay - it's a Pittsburgh person! See? That's something to be positive about. Trust me...I'm living in Ohio. I thank gawd every day that I'm from Pgh.

Lessee...good places in Pgh to work.... Well, what area of the city? I can give you a laundry list of places NOT to work, too.

[OlivePoet]

These!!!

Here are a few questions for you all. Most of you have taken the VIA (that's the big questionnaire that lists your strengths).

1.) Do you feel the list accurately depicts what you think your strengths are?
2.) Do you use these strengths in your everyday life? How?
3.) In terms of a significant other, is it better to have someone with the same strengths as you, or different strengths? Why?

I expect your answers on my desk tomorrow. :lol
i'll put them in your box.





heh heh.







i said box.

[come&dancew/me]

so, you wanna be beevis or butthead??:lol

i'll put them in your box.





heh heh.







i said box.

[il bacio dolce]

Yay - it's a Pittsburgh person! See? That's something to be positive about. Trust me...I'm living in Ohio. I thank gawd every day that I'm from Pgh.

Lessee...good places in Pgh to work.... Well, what area of the city? I can give you a laundry list of places NOT to work, too.

Not in the city, Bridgeville, about 40 minutes south, but close enough that I take the bus downtown every morning for school.

[FPrefect61]

What about your box, Heather? ;)

[come&dancew/me]

These!!!

Here are a few questions for you all. Most of you have taken the VIA (that's the big questionnaire that lists your strengths).

1.) Do you feel the list accurately depicts what you think your strengths are?
2.) Do you use these strengths in your everyday life? How?
3.) In terms of a significant other, is it better to have someone with the same strengths as you, or different strengths? Why?

I expect your answers on my desk tomorrow. :lol
Jeez, Tom, I hope you never become a teacher. You're mean. :) Not.

I'll prepare my answers for you tomorrow. Now, I must go to the store and prepare to prepare dinner. ((Did I just say "prepare to prepare dinner?" Does anyone else find that odd?))

[FPrefect61]

I could never be a teacher, I don't like kids. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

Not in the city, Bridgeville, about 40 minutes south, but close enough that I take the bus downtown every morning for school.
Oo! Oo! What school?

[OlivePoet]

so, you wanna be beevis or butthead??:lol
my friend actually had a t-shirt made for me that said that. :p

[selkiegirl]

Whoa...2 days ago last year is when I first happened upon this pad. It's so odd to think that on the 14th of last October, I was just saying hello to a certain landsharkrugger by the name of Freddie.
How can I not be positive today? Sitting here, with him, breathing in the crisp autumn air and drinking coffee together.
My life is amazingly beautiful.

[OlivePoet]

What about your box, Heather? ;)
it's as small as my boobs and as nice as my ass. :p

[FPrefect61]

it's as small as my boobs and as nice as my ass. :p
I think I like you. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Jeez, Tom, I hope you never become a teacher. You're mean. :) Not.

I'll prepare my answers for you tomorrow. Now, I must go to the store and prepare to prepare dinner. ((Did I just say "prepare to prepare dinner?" Does anyone else find that odd?))
:lol it kinda makes sense!

"welcome to the department of redundancy department."

[come&dancew/me]

Whoa...2 days ago last year is when I first happened upon this pad. It's so odd to think that on the 14th of last October, I was just saying hello to a certain landsharkrugger by the name of Freddie.
How can I not be positive today? Sitting here, with him, breathing in the crisp autumn air and drinking coffee together.
My life is amazingly beautiful.
Now THAT screams of positive stuff. You get my vote for the most positive post of the day! NICE. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Whoa...2 days ago last year is when I first happened upon this pad. It's so odd to think that on the 14th of last October, I was just saying hello to a certain landsharkrugger by the name of Freddie.
How can I not be positive today? Sitting here, with him, breathing in the crisp autumn air and drinking coffee together.
My life is amazingly beautiful.
that's so great to hear!! :hug

[OlivePoet]

I think I like you. :lol
:::blushes:::
yay!
:p

[RuggerSelkie]

that's so great to hear!! :hugIt's quite special to think you can meet the person you are spending the rest of your life with on this very forum.
Makes me all sappy inside.

[RuggerSelkie]

Now THAT screams of positive stuff. You get my vote for the most positive post of the day! NICE. :thumbsupWe both read this and said "he he" at the same time.
Dorks, dorks, dorks, and that's fine with us.
(this is our "morphed" name, by the way:))

[OlivePoet]

It's quite special to think you can meet the person you are spending the rest of your life with on this very forum.
Makes me all sappy inside.
that's incredible!

[FPrefect61]

:::blushes:::
yay!
:p
What can I say, I like them small and nice. :evil

[OlivePoet]

We both read this and said "he he" at the same time.
Dorks, dorks, dorks, and that's fine with us.
(this is our "morphed" name, by the way:))
what were your names before?

[OlivePoet]

What can I say, I like them small and nice. :evil
:lol

then you'll HATE my feet!

[FPrefect61]

:lol

then you'll HATE my feet!
Just wear socks forever and we're fine. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Just wear socks forever and we're fine. :lol
i'm so glad you don't have a foot fetish! :p

[RuggerSelkie]

what were your names before?Well, we still use them when we are not together. If he is at work, I use selkiegirl, he uses Freddie J now, but before he was landsharkrugger.
Ya, confusing, I know:)

[FPrefect61]

i'm so glad you don't have a foot fetish! :p
Nah, I'm a breast and ass man. :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Thomas!

[FPrefect61]

Thomas!
I'm just being honest!

[il bacio dolce]

So if you see ruggerselkie you never can know who it is.

[RuggerSelkie]

what were your names before?
Though when we first thinking of a name, my suggestion was RugherSelkie.

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm just being honest!I didn't say anything.

So if you see ruggerselkie you never can know who it is.Sure ja do.

:)

[FPrefect61]

So if you see ruggerselkie you never can know who it is.
I just kinda assume it's both of them, like RichandAmy from the Zits comic strip. :lol

I think I'm outta here in a bit. I expect to see your assignments in my box by tomorrow morning, people. No gold stars if you don't turn them in. :D

[il bacio dolce]

Apparently I hate Jewish people. Wow. :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

I just kinda assume it's both of them, like RichandAmy from the Zits comic strip. :lol

I think I'm outta here in a bit. I expect to see your assignments in my box by tomorrow morning, people. No gold stars if you don't turn them in. :D
One more post and you'll be at 24K, ya bum (for giving homework on a holiday)!

Congo rodents!!!!

[FPrefect61]

Eh, post counts don't matter anymore, they just go to show how much work I don't do anymore. :lol What'll happen when I get that job at Yuengling, and I'm on the road all the time?

[RuggerSelkie]

Eh, post counts don't matter anymore, they just go to show how much work I don't do anymore. :lol What'll happen when I get that job at Yuengling, and I'm on the road all the time?
Hey, you were supposed to meet her on the airplane, remember. Job, you're supposed to take over the company.

And post counts do suck. Hence, an account for Freddie J...though the landshark comes out on occasion. The numbers just weigh him down. Or something...

stupid job that won't let me post for hours on end

[il bacio dolce]

I have to find a job where I can just that. But I can't think of a place.

[OlivePoet]

I just kinda assume it's both of them, like RichandAmy from the Zits comic strip. :lol

I think I'm outta here in a bit. I expect to see your assignments in my box by tomorrow morning, people. No gold stars if you don't turn them in. :D
heh heh

BOX

[boiii]

is this thread about perspective or hiv?

cheers.
ken

[FPrefect61]

The thing I'm proud of with the name isn't the post count, it's the date registered. Sometimes I think I'm one of the few people left from the beginning of this board.

Heather, would you rather it be in your box? :freak

[il bacio dolce]

If you top Fluff, I'll send you a cash prize.

[FPrefect61]

If you top Fluff, I'll send you a cash prize.
If that happens, I'll gladly take your money, only if you agree to smack me upside the head with a cricket bat for spending too much time in front of a computer. :lol

[il bacio dolce]

And you don't think you do now?

[OlivePoet]

The thing I'm proud of with the name isn't the post count, it's the date registered. Sometimes I think I'm one of the few people left from the beginning of this board.

Heather, would you rather it be in your box? :freak
:lol

[DMBfan41]

The thing I'm proud of with the name isn't the post count, it's the date registered. Sometimes I think I'm one of the few people left from the beginning of this board.

Heather, would you rather it be in your box? :freak

u should be a little bit. I mean, I joined a month after you. And you only have like what, 18,000 more than me???

[il bacio dolce]

Edy's Whole Fruit Bars. :D

[OklahomaMama]

I have to find a job where I can just that. But I can't think of a place.the federal gov'mint, cassie! :D

and yes, i DO have Columbus Day off work, thank you very much!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

Oh. By 'do just that' I meant sit at a computer. :)

[FPrefect61]

Oh. By 'do just that' I meant sit at a computer. :)
Well, most of my posting happens at work when I'm forced to be in front of a computer. If you're going to accuse me of anything, it's being a horrible employee. :lol If I had a job where I wasn't at a desk in front of a computer all day, my post count would be very low. By the time I get home from work, I'm so sick of computers, I can barely sit at mine.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm positive that my computer's are gonna give me a brain tumor someday, i'm in front of them so much :rolleyes:

damned wireless laptop makes it too easy (but i swear i haven't taken it into the bathroom!)
:D

[OklahomaMama]

umkay, i have an exercise for everyone today :)

turn a negative into a positive

for example:

negative: gotta go to work
positive: get to show off my flaming car
:angel

[cj4258]

Negative: Those that continue to post political threads in nDMBc without regard to the fact that politics has its own goddamn forum just REALLY piss me off.
Positive: um..

Negative: My eye itches.
Positive: I'm listening to Brandenburg Concertos. :thumbsup

Negative: Gotta go to work.
Positive: I get to have McDonalds for breakfast!

Negative: Not enough sleep.
Positive: Wakeup call from down under! :evil:lol

:p

[System]

positive: no work today
negative: spend day in training

[OklahomaMama]

positive: no work today
negative: spend day in trainingno no no!
you did it wrong...
turn a negative into a POSITIVE!
:D

[StumpyErin]

Positive : Going to the bank today to deposit off two BIG checks...

Negative : Going to the bank today to get a money order for a speeding ticket I received last Thursday....

[bron]

Turn a negative into a positive?

Ok negative: I have to go to school until 5:30 today
Positive: while I'm at school, perhaps I'll actually get some studying done instead of wasting my whole day on Ants with you bitches!

:p ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Turn a negative into a positive?

Ok negative: I have to go to school until 5:30 today
Positive: while I'm at school, perhaps I'll actually get some studying done instead of wasting my whole day on Ants with you bitches!

:p ;)i got your bitches, right here :violent
*grabs boobs in both hands*


what?? the guys do it!
:lol

[StumpyErin]

hahahaha - how visual, yet, to the point.

[OlivePoet]

i'm positive that my computer's are gonna give me a brain tumor someday, i'm in front of them so much :rolleyes:

damned wireless laptop makes it too easy (but i swear i haven't taken it into the bathroom!)
:D
:lol i think the only reason i woudl get a laptop would be SPECIFICALLY to take it into the bathroom! :p

[OlivePoet]

Turn a negative into a positive?

Ok negative: I have to go to school until 5:30 today
Positive: while I'm at school, perhaps I'll actually get some studying done instead of wasting my whole day on Ants with you bitches!

:p ;)
how is avoiding us at ALL positive?!? ;)

[OlivePoet]

hahahaha - how visual, yet, to the point.
:lol :thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

how is avoiding us at ALL positive?!? ;)
When I avoid Ants, I'm positive I'll get some work done.

[OlivePoet]

When I avoid Ants, I'm positive I'll get some work done.
:lol that's for damn sure!

[FPrefect61]

Okay, new exercise people. First off, any thoughts about the questions I asked yesterday?

Second is for those who have taken the VIA already. Once you've identified what your strengths are, the key is to use them in as many facets of your life as possible. This is especially true when you're doing something boring, tedious, or downright terrible.

The trick is to use your strengths to create what's called "flow". Most people already know what flow is, but they don't have an actual definition of it. When you find yourself captivated doing something, lose all track of time, and get completely absorbed doing something. That's flow. A good example is a geologist studying a mineral under the microscope. He looks up, only to see that 4 hours have passed, and the sun's gone down.

What I'd like you to try to do is create this feeling of flow in a boring task. One of the girls in my class years ago used her signature strength of creativity to help her clean the bathroom. She imagined herself as Cinderella, and had to finish cleaning so she could get to the ball. As hokey as it sounds, she got so wrapped up in the fantasy, she not only finished the bathroom quicker than usual, but did a better job than usual, and actually felt good about it afterwards.

Okay class, show me what you can do. :)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
you're so cute.

and i was JUST thinking about you the second before i got your PM :D

[FPrefect61]

:lol
you're so cute.

and i was JUST thinking about you the second before i got your PM :D
That's been happening a lot, hasn't it? ;)

[OlivePoet]

That's been happening a lot, hasn't it? ;)
maybe just a little... ;)
so what can we gossip about today?

[FPrefect61]

maybe just a little... ;)
so what can we gossip about today?
First you can do your homework. :p

[Terje]

Okay class, show me what you can do. :)

I can roll my tongue. I can also pee standing up (which isn't as impressive seeing that I'm a guy, but still...).

[OlivePoet]

First you can do your homework. :p
hey man, i never graduated college for a damn good reason! :p

[OlivePoet]

I can roll my tongue. I can also pee standing up (which isn't as impressive seeing that I'm a guy, but still...).
:lol

[FPrefect61]

hey man, i never graduated college for a damn good reason! :p
I bet you can pass my class. I'm always available for extra credit. :p

This is why I can never be a teacher. :lol