Positive or Negative?

[OklahomaMama]

Word.

Off topic: Good day for me at work today...

http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=299349&category=ALBANY&BCCode=HOME&newsdate=10/28/2004heyyy!
did you bust them?
:)

[gypsie]

heyyy!
did you bust them?
:)
I was wondering where you went.

[gypsie]

Alright I'm outta here! Gotta go snuggle my sweetie,

See you tomorrow! Hugs and positive vibes to all!:hug :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

heyyy!
did you bust them?
:)
I played a small role, yep. :)

[OklahomaMama]

I played a small role, yep. :)hooray! that's great, Sean!
:hug


g'nite, kellie!
sweet dreams for a sweet girl
xxxooo
:angel

[Beefsteak1138]

hooray! that's great, Sean!
:hug


Thanks...I'd go out and get drunk, but I'm still at work.

Good night Kellie.

[OklahomaMama]

so.....

alone at last, Beef?
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

so.....

alone at last, Beef?
:p
How YOU doin??

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?, cause I can see myself in your pants.



Ok, I'm done.

[OklahomaMama]

How YOU doin??

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?, cause I can see myself in your pants.



Ok, I'm done.*snaps fingers, beatnik style*
smooooooth!

take me, take me now :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

*snaps fingers, beatnik style*
smooooooth!

take me, take me now :rolleyes:
Where are we going? :confused: :confused: :confused:
I like it here.

[OklahomaMama]

Where are we going? :confused: :confused: :confused:
I like it here.*pats sean's hand*
there there, pumpkin...
come along now
you'll LIKE where we're going
:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Positive: My hair cut.
Negative: I have to cut it often.
Positive: I do it myself.

[Beefsteak1138]

*pats sean's hand*
there there, pumpkin...
come along now
you'll LIKE where we're going
:)
*Trembles with anticipation*

Are we going to a deep, dark place???

[OklahomaMama]

Positive: My hair cut.
Negative: I have to cut it often.
Positive: I do it myself.:p
hi, freddie!
:)

[OklahomaMama]

*Trembles with anticipation*

Are we going to a deep, dark place???uh huh.... but it's not scary :)

[Beefsteak1138]

uh huh.... but it's not scary :)
Well, whats the terrain like?? Barren like a desert, or is it more like the amazon?

[OklahomaMama]

Well, whats the terrain like?? Barren like a desert, or is it more like the amazon?think... clear cut forestry... you know, how they leave a patch of vegetation

:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

This place sounds intriguing. I can't believe I've never been there before. How's the weather there?? Do I need to wear a rain coat?

[OklahomaMama]

it's a lovely place... some consider it paradise, even
the weather is moist but warm
(no raincoat necessary)

[System]

mama, i will see you in my dreams, and if i don't remember them..tomorrow here at the mystical ants

[OklahomaMama]

mama, i will see you in my dreams, and if i don't remember them..tomorrow here at the mystical antsgosh, you're just getting mushier and mushier, sexysugarbritches!
sleep well
:angel

[Beefsteak1138]

it's a lovely place... some consider it paradise, even
the weather is moist but warm
(no raincoat necessary)
I'm there but I hope its not too moist...I don't want to get all sticky.

[OklahomaMama]

I'm there but I hope its not too moist...I don't want to get all sticky.no worries.... the National Weather Service assures me that conditions are perfect for tourists




ok, is this getting a little too "Travel Channel" or are we still flinging innuendos back & forth? :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

no worries.... the National Weather Service assures me that conditions are perfect for tourists




ok, is this getting a little too "Travel Channel" or are we still flinging innuendos back & forth? :lol
I don't know...I'm not even sure what we're talking about any more :)

[OklahomaMama]

hmm... backread backread backread...


oh YEAH! *lightbulb goes on*

PUSSY!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

hmm... backread backread backread...


oh YEAH! *lightbulb goes on*

PUSSY!
:D
ding, ding ding....we have a winner.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

ever start at the beginning of a long running thread and follow the progression from something deep and philosophical into smut??

i like to count the posts & see how many it takes...
:p

yup, no life whatsoever :rolleyes:

[devilish@darts]

well, as a side note, the chicken was a hit - now i have a new recipe/creation.

back to your discussion-

Sean - chance of showers later?

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol

ever start at the beginning of a long running thread and follow the progression from something deep and philosophical into smut??

i like to count the posts & see how many it takes...
:p

yup, no life whatsoever :rolleyes:
Yep. Usually it doesn't take too long (never actually counted the posts though), especially in the DMB offseason. I mean, what do most peeps have in common here, DMB and love of sex.

[OklahomaMama]

well, as a side note, the chicken was a hit - now i have a new recipe/creation.

back to your discussion-

Sean - chance of showers later?hi chriss! :hug
e-mail me the recipe?? :)

:lol
chance of showers... good stuff!

[il bacio dolce]

Brenda! You shouldn't stick your tongue out at someone unless you intend to use it....



So how bout one of my boyfriends best friends just so happens to be the sexiest man I have ever met. In my opinion. Something about him just does it. I met him two weekends ago and I want to see him again so I can figure out how much the alcohol I had consumed had to do with my attraction to him. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yep. Usually it doesn't take too long (never actually counted the posts though), especially in the DMB offseason. I mean, what do most peeps have in common here, DMB and love of sex.ok, so i don't do it ALL the time.. but i admit to being bored at times and thinking... hmmm, let's just see here....
:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Sean - chance of showers later?
Is that an offer?...I love showering.

[devilish@darts]

hi chriss! :hug
e-mail me the recipe?? :)

:lol
chance of showers... good stuff!

it involves beating meat :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda! You shouldn't stick your tongue out at someone unless you intend to use it....



So how bout one of my boyfriends best friends just so happens to be the sexiest man I have ever met. In my opinion. Something about him just does it. I met him two weekends ago and I want to see him again so I can figure out how much the alcohol I had consumed had to do with my attraction to him. :lolCassieeeeeee! :hug
hi, woman!
how are you???

so, it's a purely scientific experiment then? :p

[OklahomaMama]

it involves beating meat :lolneed you say any more? :evil

:p

[devilish@darts]

Is that an offer?...I love showering.

Well, I was hoping you were the one offering to shower me :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Is that an offer?...I love showering.i got the loofah, Chriss... grab the coconut body wash, wouldya?

[Beefsteak1138]

Well, I was hoping you were the one offering to shower me :evil
I'll shower you in the shower....easy clean-up.

[devilish@darts]

I'm on it!

I can't wait to find out - Why do they call you Beef?

[Beefsteak1138]

There's only one way to find out.

[Bull_11]

ohhh! here it is! :D

http://www.rhapsodic.org/gfx/whip.jpg
Whoa...crack me one, baby! ;)

You're very resourceful, Mama!

[devilish@darts]

There's only one way to find out.

Well, the shower will reveal all.



















Oh - That's why they call you Beef :evil

[il bacio dolce]

Cassieeeeeee! :hug
hi, woman!
how are you???

so, it's a purely scientific experiment then? :p

Indeed. Physiology, in fact. It's most definitely a school project then. :lol

[Bull_11]

Yeah its a horrible name but what can you do? :monkey
so you say your a beast. :evil
I don't think it's a horrible name!

A sexy beast, that is! ;) So tell me about you! :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Will be my avatar soon:

http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/licenses/license_20041028200248_4097.jpg

:)

EDIT: Nevermind. I'll show you in a sec...link doesn't work.

[Beefsteak1138]

<--------- :)

[OklahomaMama]

WHOA!!! sean that is the bomb, buddy! :D

*applause*

[Beefsteak1138]

WHOA!!! sean that is the bomb, buddy! :D

*applause*
:angel

[OklahomaMama]

:evil

think i can get this past the DMV???

[Beefsteak1138]

:evil

think i can get this past the DMV???
:thumbsup

I thought it was warm, not hot. Oh well, a pussy is a pussy.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
had to work with 8 letters, toots

and on that note, i'm zonked.... took my nighttime medicine and i'm feeling loopier than usual :rolleyes:

talk to ya tomorrow!
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
had to work with 8 letters, toots

and on that note, i'm zonked.... took my nighttime medicine and i'm feeling loopier than usual :rolleyes:

talk to ya tomorrow!
:)
Sweet dreams.

[DMBfan41]

Ok, I'm not a drinker. I'll admit that

[OklahomaMama]

*yawn, stretch*
give me something to be positive about, people....
:)

[Red_41]

Good morning Brenda!

*sips from her second cup of coffee* ... I was just doing some backreading before I got to the office ... the pussies had a good night!

positive: It's Friday
negative: I'm single again
positive: I'm back in my own home with ALL my pussies*

I like to end on a positive note :)

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, Noella! :hug
i'm fixin to get my second cup of coffee too....

[Red_41]

Oh darn ... gotta run and get ready for work ... :BANG I'll see ya later on this morning darlin' :hug :angel

[System]

yo mama

morning ;)

[System]

and noella too....morning

[OklahomaMama]

oh poo! :(
i need to get it in gear soon too but i can chat for a few more minutes with my favorite Ants
:angel

[System]

oh poo! :(
i need to get it in gear soon too but i can chat for a few more minutes with my favorite Ants
:angel


go poo then...i don't wanna be the cause of a bad case of constipation

[OklahomaMama]

go poo then...i don't wanna be the cause of a bad case of constipationi... no, not gonna say it!
:lol

ok, i'm outta here, folks!
talk to ya soon

xxxooo
Love,
Mama
:angel

[gypsie]

good morning ants!


positive: my parents are coming to visit us in VA for the first time

negative:it's going to cut into my ants time and I was hoping to get to 1000 posts this weekend

positive:it's halloween and my kids are going to have tons of fun with my parents and I might even get to go on a date with my husband

[System]

good morning ants!


positive: my parents are coming to visit us in VA for the first time

negative:it's going to cut into my ants time and I was hoping to get to 1000 posts this weekend

positive:it's halloween and my kids are going to have tons of fun with my parents and I might even get to go on a date with my husband


negative: I am not your husband :D

[gypsie]

negative: I am not your husband :D


:hug sorry buddy:hug

[System]

ah, well....











hey, psst..Kellie, over here


you got a twin?

[Bull_11]

Morning all...Mama, Tony, Kellie, Noella! How they hangin' today!?

[gypsie]

ah, well....



hey, psst..Kellie, over here


you got a twin?

How did you know? ;)

[gypsie]

Morning all...Mama, Tony, Kellie, Noella! How they hangin' today!?
Morning Brian!

Could be better. Had may morning disagreement with my husband today - glad that's out of the way

[System]

Morning all...Mama, Tony, Kellie, Noella! How they hangin' today!?



long and a bit to the left

[gypsie]

long and a bit to the left

Good to know, thanks for the info

[Bull_11]

Morning Brian!

Could be better. Had may morning disagreement with my husband today - glad that's out of the way
You looking to trade him in?

[System]

Good to know, thanks for the info



hey he asked, if you can't stand the heat get out of the bedroom :D

[Bull_11]

Good to know, thanks for the info
It's always important to know how they're hangin'...usually signifies the difference between a great day and a shitty day. Kinda like waking up on the right or wrong side of the bed.

[System]

yep, if it isn't hanging and isn't standing at attention..gonna be a long day

[il bacio dolce]

Positive: I took a test just now and did great on it.
Negative: I have nothing to study for, hence nothing to fill the two and a half hour gap between classes.
Positive: I can come here...

[OklahomaMama]

hello positive peeps!
:D

[System]

yo mama


(that is my new favorite phrase)

[Red_41]

Hi Tony:
*gives him a scratch behind the ears* ... how's my frisky little (meant as endearment only) pet this morning? :hug

[il bacio dolce]

I'm turning into a lush, Brenda. It just gets worse with every passing week of school. :lol It isn't really funny, but I have to laugh.

[gypsie]

You looking to trade him in?
I told ya I am all about the swap.:)

[gypsie]

hey he asked, if you can't stand the heat get out of the bedroom :D
Who's complaining? You know I can stand the heat

[Red_41]

Good morning Kellie ... :hug Good morning Cassie ...:hug

[il bacio dolce]

Mornin.

[gypsie]

Morning ladies

[il bacio dolce]

Gonna need to go track down something to eat soon....

[Red_41]

I could go for a toasted Western sandwich right about now.

[Bull_11]

I could go for a toasted Western sandwich right about now.
What's a Western sandwich?

[Red_41]

Good morning Brian ! :hug
A Western sandwhich is yummmmy and my favourite "diner" breakfast: Scrambled egg with onion, greenpepper and ham in a toasted sandwhich (I like to add a slice of cheese) ... with hashbrown taters of course!

[Bull_11]

I told ya I am all about the swap.:)
Hmmm...something tells me that might be a check you couldn't cash! :lol

[Bull_11]

Good morning Brian ! :hug
A Western sandwhich is yummmmy and my favourite "diner" breakfast: Scrambled egg with onion, greenpepper and ham in a toasted sandwhich (I like to add a slice of cheese) ... with hashbrown taters of course!
Mornin' noella!

Add some salsa on those eggs and we'd really be talkin'!

[Red_41]

But I thought we already were talking :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

But I thought we already were talking :rolleyes:
Ohh, right...we were talking about you coming over tonight and making me a Western sandwich for breakfast tomorrow! Right? :evil

[System]

Good morning Brian ! :hug
A Western sandwhich is yummmmy and my favourite "diner" breakfast: Scrambled egg with onion, greenpepper and ham in a toasted sandwhich (I like to add a slice of cheese) ... with hashbrown taters of course!


does your favorite pet get one of those too?

[Red_41]

Ohh, right...we were talking about you coming over tonight and making me a Western sandwich for breakfast tomorrow! Right? :evil
Do you want the salsa on the eggs? :D

[Red_41]

does your favorite pet get one of those too?
As long as he brings me my coffee in bed he does ! :D

[System]

As long as he brings me my coffee in bed he does ! :D



sweetness....



alright you crazy kids, i am leaving work for the day...catch you all later...

[gypsie]

Hmmm...something tells me that might be a check you couldn't cash! :lol

Something tells me the same goes for you. :rolleyes:
We'll have to come up with a different solution then.
Let the brainstorming begin!

[Red_41]

sweetness....



alright you crazy kids, i am leaving work for the day...catch you all later...
Bye Tony ... wait ... *runs after him* ... you almost forgot your collar! *adjusts collar and checks to make sure ID tag is on straight* ... OK, now you can go! :lol

[Red_41]

OK ... I gotta go too for awhile ... see ya later all :hug

[Bull_11]

Do you want the salsa on the eggs? :D
Yes please...hot! With a glass of orange juice, please. :thumbsup

[Bull_11]

Later Tony

Later Noella...fine, make me hungry and just run off!

[OklahomaMama]

yo mama


(that is my new favorite phrase)Yo, T! *grabs crotch*
:D

[devilish@darts]

Good Mornin' Brenda & Brian & Kellie and every other soul here.

Brenda-I will email you that recipe today :)

[OklahomaMama]

I'm turning into a lush, Brenda. It just gets worse with every passing week of school. :lol It isn't really funny, but I have to laugh.just don't be one of those girls flashing her boobs for beer, k? ;)
have fun but DON'T drive drunk! [/nag]
:angel

[gypsie]

Later Tony

Later Noella...fine, make me hungry and just run off!
I have this recipe it's called Mexican Trainwreck - it's salsa, eggs, tortilla, and hot sauce - sounds like something you'd like...















in bed (opps just said that out loud:o )

[OklahomaMama]

Good Mornin' Brenda & Brian & Kellie and every other soul here.

Brenda-I will email you that recipe today :)cool, thanks, sweetie! :hug

although i really don't cook anymore :p
last night: i had a bowl of cereal & a diet coke
night before last: 6" subway
tonight: eh, who knows?

i'm loving this empty nest stuff! :D

[gypsie]

:::looks around:::
Looks like noones here
:::cranks up the music, strips off clothes, starts dancing around in underwear:::

I guess I'll just have to be positive by myself :multi

[Beefsteak1138]

Weak!!!

Only 2 pages of backreading and I'm no craving pussy now, I'm craving a breakfast sammich.

[gypsie]

Weak!!!

Only 2 pages of backreading and I'm no craving pussy now, I'm craving a breakfast sammich.
I'm here by myself there's not much I can do. I tried but this isn't the masturbation thread.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm here by myself there's not much I can do. I tried but this isn't the masturbation thread.
although, you are dancing in you're underwear. Things could be worse. :angel

[gypsie]

although, you are dancing in you're underwear. Things could be worse. :angel
I'm not sure how to take that. It's not like I'm wearing granny panties.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm not sure how to take that. It's not like I'm wearing granny panties.
I meant that in a good way.

So, they're not grannys, eh?? What color are they?

[Crush me Grey]

positive - im going to visit my friend in iowa for the weekend
negative - i dont think were gonna drink much :(

[gypsie]

I meant that in a good way.

So, they're not grannys, eh?? What color are they?
Uh, nude

[brrrat]

hi, beez.....

[Beefsteak1138]

Uh, nude
Are you doing THIS. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakethatass.html)

[devilish@darts]

Are you doing THIS. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakethatass.html)

:lol that's good

[gypsie]

Are you doing THIS. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shakethatass.html)


How did you know? You are amazing!

[Beefsteak1138]

Gotta run for now. Talk to ya' soon.

SHAKE THAT ASS!!!!

[brrrat]

...such an odd sig he has......

[Crush me Grey]

SHAKE THAT ASS!!!!
...beotch and lemme see what you got! :lol

[brrrat]

wow. i haven't spent much time here, but i don't think i've ever seen this thread as quiet.

[Bull_11]

I have this recipe it's called Mexican Trainwreck - it's salsa, eggs, tortilla, and hot sauce - sounds like something you'd like...


in bed (opps just said that out loud:o )
I'll take a Mexican Trainwreck and a side 'o ass, please! ;) Now that's my idea of a wake-up call!!!







(I seriously might need to get that recipe from ya ;) )

[gypsie]

That's probably because Alison and Christy aren't here this morning. They usually get things going

[brrrat]

i agree. sounds good. i think the traditional name for it is huevos rancheros.

[gypsie]

I'll take a Mexican Trainwreck and a side 'o ass, please! ;) Now that's my idea of a wake-up call!!!







(I seriously might need to get that recipe from ya ;) )

We can work that out... the recipe sharing that is;)

[Bull_11]

I'm here by myself there's not much I can do. I tried but this isn't the masturbation thread.
What is this masturbation thread? Am I missing out?

[brrrat]

That's probably because Alison and Christy aren't here this morning. They usually get things going
oic.

so, how are you? dancing and munching on eggs?

[brrrat]

ali would be pleased that you spelled her name right, btw.

[Bull_11]

We can work that out... the recipe sharing that is;)
Alright, but I don't have any recipes to share with you! Guess I'll have to share something else....hmmmm :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

What is this masturbation thread? Am I missing out?
Nah - this is just as good in some ways

[Bull_11]

That's probably because Alison and Christy aren't here this morning. They usually get things going
Haven't seen Heater in a while either...she'll have 5 pages of posts from backreading alone when she gets back on. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

howdy, ya'll
*drops curtsy*
i'm finished making people have seizures (or trying to anyway)

i'm with sean... i want some breakfast now! mebbe i'll go to sonic for a sunrise smoothie...yum!

so what's up everyone?

[gypsie]

oic.

so, how are you? dancing and munching on eggs?

Getting better, not munching on eggs, taking a break from dancing things are picking up around here

[OklahomaMama]

sweetness! :D
(nick IMed me last night & used that phrase... isn't that cute?)

[gypsie]

Alright, but I don't have any recipes to share with you! Guess I'll have to share something else....hmmmm :rolleyes:

I'll get back to you on that :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

I'll get back to you on that :rolleyes:
You do that! :evil

[Bull_11]

howdy, ya'll
*drops curtsy*
i'm finished making people have seizures (or trying to anyway)

i'm with sean... i want some breakfast now! mebbe i'll go to sonic for a sunrise smoothie...yum!

so what's up everyone?
Sup Mama!? Slow in here without you today.

[OklahomaMama]

hi brian!!! :)

have i ever told you that i keep thinking your avatar is a Campbell's soup can?

>>>dork girl!

[brrrat]

have i ever told you that i keep thinking your avatar is a Campbell's soup can?
my eyes thought the same thing the first few times i saw it. must be the colors.

[gypsie]

Sup Mama!? Slow in here without you today.

Thanks alot! Do I need no credit for trying to liven things up with my underwear dancing?

[OklahomaMama]

Thanks alot! Do I need no credit for trying to liven things up with my underwear dancing?OH! backreadbackreadbackread....
spiffy!
you GO girl!
woooooo
:lol

[Bull_11]

hi brian!!! :)

have i ever told you that i keep thinking your avatar is a Campbell's soup can?

>>>dork girl!
Campbell's Soup!? WTF?

Yuengling...It's the nectar of the god's, baby!

[OklahomaMama]

Campbell's Soup!? WTF?

Yuengling...It's the nectar of the god's, baby!yeah yeah yeah... it must be a cult thing drinking goat piss
:D

[brrrat]

i've always liked yuengling. pretty good, imo, as far as a basic beer goes. i enjoy it more than things like bud, anyway. my currrent favorite is blue moon, though i don't really drink that often anymore.

[Bull_11]

Thanks alot! Do I need no credit for trying to liven things up with my underwear dancing?
I'm sorry Kellie...your underwear dancing is very entertaining. I'm just waiting for you stop teasing us and take it off! ;)

[Bull_11]

yeah yeah yeah... it must be a cult thing drinking goat piss
:D
You're fixin' for an ass whoppin', Mama! :violent Noone talks bad of the Yueng! Best beer period, and straight from Central PA!

[Keith]

Blue Moon is horrible, I can't stand that stuff
Yep, King Keith is here, or Arli$$, or well whaterver in the hell else my nickname is.

[gypsie]

I'm sorry Kellie...your underwear dancing is very entertaining. I'm just waiting for you stop teasing us and take it off! ;)
I told you it was nude what do you think that means?
Don't you people backread? or read between the lines for that matter?
On Friday everyone gets a little slower I think.

[gypsie]

Afternoon Keith

[brrrat]

Blue Moon is horrible, I can't stand that stuff
not into the wheat ale thing? or just blue moon in particular? i admit that i don't like most of the wheaty things. too yeasty or something. some of them taste like vinegar to me.

[Keith]

Just blue moon, I'm not a fan of it's after taste. My favorite Ale is Fat Tire which sucks because you can't purchase it east of the Mississppi River.

[Keith]

Afternoon Keith
Afternoon to you too ;)

[JanelleM]

Afternoon? What are you freaks talking about?

[JanelleM]

And Keith you don't like Blue Moon???!?! Damn it. I love that stuff with a slice of orange :)

[angelces]

it usually gets busier on friday because no one wants to do real work but I think the problem today is the holiday weekend.

[Keith]

Afternoon? What are you freaks talking about?
Talking about my love for you!

[Red_41]

Ahem ....

<---------- Speaking of excellent brew.

[JanelleM]

Talking about my love for you!
:lol Well alright then, carry on.

[gypsie]

Afternoon? What are you freaks talking about?

Eastern standard time it's after 12 which would make it afternoon.
I wish I was lucky enough to live in Scotsdale and be behind a few hours in the sun and the warm.

[Bull_11]

I told you it was nude what do you think that means?
Don't you people backread? or read between the lines for that matter?
On Friday everyone gets a little slower I think.
:eek: Can I remove your boot from my ass now? Thanks, I needed that. I'm always kind of sluggish on Fridays.

But is there not nude colored underwear!? Or are those just pantyhose?

[gypsie]

:eek: Can I remove your boot from my ass now? Thanks, I needed that. I'm always kind of sluggish on Fridays.

But is there not nude colored underwear!? Or are those just pantyhose?

Yes there are nude colored underwear I just expect more from you all.

[System]

:::looks around:::
Looks like noones here
:::cranks up the music, strips off clothes, starts dancing around in underwear:::

I guess I'll just have to be positive by myself :multi



hey hey hey....now this i gotta see

[Bull_11]

Yes there are nude colored underwear I just expect more from you all.
Please accept my deepest, humblest apology!? :o I'll do my best not to let it happen again, Kellie.

[Red_41]

Crack that whip Kellie ... you know they love it!

[gypsie]

hey hey hey....now this i gotta see

I knew that would get your attention;)

[gypsie]

Please accept my deepest, humblest apology!? :o I'll do my best not to let it happen again, Kellie.

It's ok this time, don't let it happen again. :hug
I do like the groveling apology bit... now on your knees and say it like you mean it ::: cracks whip::::

[System]

I knew that would get your attention;)


ya, i just come into the thread and BAM naked kellie


i love it here

[Red_41]

There's nothing like the sound of fine leather whipping across the air :evil

[gypsie]

Crack that whip Kellie ... you know they love it!
It's true, now all I have to do is get my very own pet to lead around and tie to the bed post

[gypsie]

There's nothing like the sound of fine leather whipping across the air :evil
Or across an ass:evil

[System]

It's true, now all I have to do is get my very own pet to lead around and tie to the bed post

hey, remember, I am legal property of Mama in the us and Noella in canada

[gypsie]

hey, remember, I am legal property of Mama in the us and Noella in canada
Who said anything about you? I just borrow you every now and then when the ladies aren't available. You aren't the only pet around here.

[System]

Who said anything about you? I just borrow you every now and then when the ladies aren't available. You aren't the only pet around here.


i got no issues with that...good to go

[gypsie]

i got no issues with that...good to go

Oh good as long as your happy...

[Bull_11]

It's ok this time, don't let it happen again. :hug
I do like the groveling apology bit... now on your knees and say it like you mean it ::: cracks whip::::
*on knees* I am deeply sorry! I've been an ass and I know it, Kellie! Please forgive me... :o












(anything else I can do for you while I'm down here? :evil )

[Red_41]

hey, remember, I am legal property of Mama in the us and Noella in canada
Hey Kel:
Although you certainly have your choice of pets, Mama and me can probably work out a custody sharing arrangement ... we don't want to wear him out too quickly though so you'll have to try and go easy on him. :lol

[brrrat]

And Keith you don't like Blue Moon???!?! Damn it. I love that stuff with a slice of orange :)
it is good that way. kind of a different take on the lime wedge thing, which i tend to think makes most beer taste better.

[gypsie]

(anything else I can do for you while I'm down here? :evil )Yup - whatever you do best *wink wink*

[gypsie]

Hey Kel:
Although you certainly have your choice of pets, Mama and me can probably work out a custody sharing arrangement ... we don't want to wear him out too quickly though so you'll have to try and go easy on him. :lol
No worries I am not all about sloppy thirds but I'll take him if I need him.
You know how it goes.

[System]

Hey Kel:
Although you certainly have your choice of pets, Mama and me can probably work out a custody sharing arrangement ... we don't want to wear him out too quickly though so you'll have to try and go easy on him. :lol


I love my job

[Red_41]

Boy DO I ever Sista !!!

[brrrat]

Just blue moon, I'm not a fan of it's after taste. My favorite Ale is Fat Tire which sucks because you can't purchase it east of the Mississppi River.
blows. i agree -- no reason for that. kinda like how here, i can't get yuengling, and i'm only 2 hours from where i used to drink it.

[Bull_11]

<----------- This avatar any better!?

[Red_41]

So is anyone going to any Halloween parties ... costumes planned ??? ... I don't have anything to go to ... but I was all set to go as an ant dominatrix complete with anntennae, fishnet stockings and stilettos!

[Bull_11]

I love my job
:thumbsup Where do I apply for a job like that? And what credentials do I need?

[Red_41]

:thumbsup Where do I apply for a job like that? And what credentials do I need?
You've already got all the credentials you need for the type of work required Brian :evil .

The interview process is me, Mama and Kellie ... if you survive, you're hired! :D

[Bull_11]

So is anyone going to any Halloween parties ... costumes planned ??? ... I don't have anything to go to ... but I was all set to go as an ant dominatrix complete with anntennae, fishnet stockings and stilettos!
I think we need a pic of that! :D

[Bull_11]

You've already got all the credentials you need for the type of work required Brian :evil .

The interview process is me, Mama and Kellie ... if you survive, you're hired! :D
Sounds fun...sign me up!

[System]

:thumbsup Where do I apply for a job like that? And what credentials do I need?


you need 3 engineering degrees or the blessing of High Priest of Pussy Mama




(i have both :evil)

[gypsie]

:thumbsup Where do I apply for a job like that? And what credentials do I need?
I'm taking applications

[Red_41]

I think we need a pic of that! :D
If the outfit happens ... I promise ... It'll be my new avatar :lol

[Red_41]

I'm taking applications
Yes, you're one of the key members of the selection committee!

[Bull_11]

you need 3 engineering degrees or the blessing of High Priest of Pussy Mama




(i have both :evil)
Well, I've got 0 of the former and I'm praying for the latter!

[Bull_11]

I'm taking applications
Let me know when my interview is!

[System]

Well, I've got 0 of the former and I'm praying for the latter!


for 50 bucks i will put in a good word for ya

[brrrat]

gotta run, beeZ. saty free. have weekends.

[gypsie]

Well, I've got 0 of the former and I'm praying for the latter!

Until Mama gets back I'll give you my blessing :evil

[DMBfan41]

Am i the only one in the world that doesn't like to get drunk?

[Bull_11]

for 50 bucks i will put in a good word for ya
Should I PayPal that?

[gypsie]

Let me know when my interview is!

I have to run now but maybe I'll see you tonight for your interview ;) :evil

[brrrat]

Am i the only one in the world that doesn't like to get drunk?
i'm with you, jar. i don't, either. unless i'm trying to blot out my present, and i'm not usually in that headspace.

[reverend miles]

fuck this, i'm just gonna have to be lost. i'm not back reading all this shit. how are yall this afternoon.. it's GLORIOUS outside

[DMBfan41]

getting drunk last night was the worst experience of my life

[reverend miles]

i like to drink but i rarely get drunk.. i stick to dope. when i drink a lot, the next morning i'll shit like a baby

[System]

Should I PayPal that?


na, i will put it on your tab...mama will collect if you back out of it

[Bull_11]

I have to run now but maybe I'll see you tonight for your interview ;) :evil
I'll be there with bells on! ;) Actually I probably won't be on tonight, but hopefully I'll catch ya sometime this weekend.

[Bull_11]

na, i will put it on your tab...mama will collect if you back out of it
OK, sounds good, T! Good lookin' out!

[System]

OK, sounds good, T! Good lookin' out!


hey, us brothers got to stick together in this thread, the pussy posse could crush us at a seconds notice

[Bull_11]

hey, us brothers got to stick together in this thread, the pussy posse could crush us at a seconds notice
The power of the pussy...it's so unfair sometimes! But I love it! :D

[System]

The power of the pussy...it's so unfair sometimes! But I love it! :D


made a grown man cry more than i would like to admit

[Barkeep]

hey, us brothers got to stick together in this thread, the pussy posse could crush us at a seconds noticeIs there a need for a male alliance?

[System]

Is there a need for a male alliance?


there might be,

We could be the

Cock Comrades

[Bull_11]

there might be,

We could be the

Cock Comrades
Or the...

Cunt Crusaders

[Barkeep]

there might be,

We could be the

Cock ComradesSounds like an idea, I'd hate to have the males go into Pussypalooza '05 defenseless and unorganized.

[System]

The

Clit Commanders

Friends of Puss

National Fraternal Organization of Cock

[Bull_11]

Lot's of good options, men! We need to settle on a name and get the organization underway!

[System]

POST 4000!!! ha Heater, I beat you too ti....

The pussy posse rocks, this thread is awesome....

beware the males are organizing, we will be here with a catchy name soon...beware

[OlivePoet]

Hi everyone!!

:bounce
:multi
:bounce
:multi

I MISS YOU GUYS!! It's been like a whole day since my last post. :(

SO much backreading to do. :lol

[System]

our new name

the ROCs


Royal Order of Cocks

[OlivePoet]

POST 4000!!! ha Heater, I beat you too ti....

The pussy posse rocks, this thread is awesome....

beware the males are organizing, we will be here with a catchy name soon...beware
:BANG
I suck.

[System]

:BANG
I suck.



prove it :evil

[Bull_11]

prove it :evil
Twice over!

Hey Heater! :evil

[Bull_11]

our new name

the ROCs


Royal Order of Cocks
And we have a WINNER!!!!

[OlivePoet]

prove it :evil
Surely...
I'll do some backreading, post 30 in a row. That'll show how much I suck. :) Be back soon!

[reverend miles]

muff mobsters, vulva villans...

[Barkeep]

our new name

the ROCs


Royal Order of Cocks:thumbsup
Now just spread the word

[System]

muff mobsters, vulva villans...


Miles:

you a fan of ROC? Royal Order of Cock?

[Bull_11]

:thumbsup
Now just spread the word
Are Sig updates in order?

[System]

Are Sig updates in order?


I believe they are:

Dibs on being king

[Bull_11]

I believe they are:

Dibs on being king
You got it...

I don't necessarily need a title...just recognized as one of the founding fathers!

[Red_41]

You boys better be careful ... I'm not sure how Mama is gonna feel about all this ROC organizing ... ::: pulls out whip ::: Back ... get back .... I WANT MY MAMA !!!

[System]

You got it...

I don't necessarily need a title...just recognized as one of the founding fathers!



all yours,

Put it in the sig

[Bull_11]

You boys better be careful ... I'm not sure how Mama is gonna feel about all this ROC organizing ... ::: pulls out whip ::: Back ... get back .... I WANT MY MAMA !!!
Relax noella...we are here to protect and serve the Pussy!

[brrrat]

And we have a WINNER!!!!
don't you mean we have a wiener?

(i know. corny, unoriginal, but nonetheless couldn't be passed up.)

later.

[Red_41]

Whew ... ok ... I thought you might be trying to stage a coup !! ... *puts down whip, relaxes and settles in with her pussies*

[System]

Relax noella...we are here to protect and serve the Pussy!


Protect and Serve Pussy



I love it,


As my frist order of king, i declare it to be our official motto till one better comes along

[jrock5730]

I believe they are:

Dibs on being king

The man with the biggest has to be king, so step down son, and let me handle this :lol just kidding natually, I can't be a member of anything royal, not that you would let me either :lol

[System]

The man with the biggest has to be king, so step down son, and let me handle this :lol just kidding natually, I can't be a member of anything royal, not that you would let me either :lol


hey, i only hate ya in the political forum, out here it all good

[jrock5730]

hey, i only hate ya in the political forum, out here it all good

Yeah, its almost over anyways, I look forward to being civil :) :)

[OlivePoet]

i'm sorry to say that i've never been to this thread before.. i have no clue what it's about.. so, HEY EVERYBODY
:hug
I support you hanging out here.

[OlivePoet]

Wassup y'all. New to the thread. Been back reading a little, seems like a nice place.
:bounce :bounce :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Thanks for the welcome, we'll learn together who not to f with.
You don't really have to worry about that here. If anyone gives anyone else shit, we get it stopped ASAP :p

[OlivePoet]

I went to JWU. Lived on Thayer. Miss that part of PVD a bit, and the mall, but the rest of it sucked, including the part when everything but the bars close at 6, even CVS. WTF!?
Johnson Wales?

[Bull_11]

Here comes Heater's 5 pages of backreading posts...

[OlivePoet]

do you guys drink bad beer if thats all there is to drink?
This must be a trick question, because there is no such thing as a bad beer.

[thing4377]

Hey my peoples!!!! Hows it goin????

[OlivePoet]

how does $5 all you can drink busch beer and jungle juice sound
Like college