Positive or Negative?

[gypsie]

um... you know we're not paying you to work overtime... you'll need to see your supervisor about comptime
:p
That's ok I acept favors;) you know any excess halloween candy you have

[OklahomaMama]

That's ok I acept favors;) you know any excess halloween candy you havedo you know what dipshit said??? he's taking it all to work tomorrow so i'm not "tempted"
:eek:

fuck him! i'll buy my OWN candy
*strikes ghetto girl pose*
whatEVAH!!!

:lol

[gypsie]

do you know what dipshit said??? he's taking it all to work tomorrow so i'm not "tempted"
:eek:

fuck him! i'll buy my OWN candy
*strikes ghetto girl pose*
whatEVAH!!!

:lol
Wait how long did you spend on those bags today?
That is your candy! Hide it after he goes to sleep and tell him you don't know what happened to it.

[DMBfan41]

hey, Jar Jar!
:hug

this is a good recipe:

toss cucumber chunks, ripe black olives, thinly sliced red onions, feta cheese and vinegar & olive oil together...
serve over endive or romaine lettuce

actually i prefer throwing in the whole cucumber and just shoving it in.

[OklahomaMama]

actually i prefer throwing in the whole cucumber and just shoving it in.:eek: JAR!!!!:eek:

:lol

damn, son!
:p

[gypsie]

actually i prefer throwing in the whole cucumber and just shoving it in.

You would just 'shove' the 'whole' cucumber in?
:lol Remind me not to let you cook for me.

[OklahomaMama]

Wait how long did you spend on those bags today?
That is your candy! Hide it after he goes to sleep and tell him you don't know what happened to it.oh, not long... mebbe an hour
i'm sure i can squirrel a couple away
tell him the cats ate 'em
then watch him freak out & rush them to the vet emergency center

yeah, THAT would serve him right!
:violent

*disclaimer: i wouldn't do that to my pussies :D

[gypsie]

oh, not long... mebbe an hour
i'm sure i can squirrel a couple away
tell him the cats ate 'em
then watch him freak out & rush them to the vet emergency center

yeah, THAT would serve him right!
:violent

*disclaimer: i wouldn't do that to my pussies :D

It would be worth it, just let the vet in on the joke

[DMBfan41]

You would just 'shove' the 'whole' cucumber in?
:lol Remind me not to let you cook for me.

nah, you can cook for yourself, just let me have a bite after

[dmbphan041]

im horny....will fuck for food...

halloween candy preferably;)

[gypsie]

im horny....will fuck for food...

halloween candy preferably;)

::::Dumps all Halloween candy on the table and spreads it around:::
How bout here? Wil here do? ;) :evil

[OklahomaMama]

im horny....will fuck for food...

halloween candy preferably;)*tosses Adam a handful of candy corn*
strip, bitch!

:lol

[gypsie]

nah, you can cook for yourself, just let me have a bite after

Of course I'm all about sharing. :hug

[dmbphan041]

DEAR GOD YES!

think about it....my balls ure chin;);)

or chin(s)- ladies....i can do whichever yall please:)

[gypsie]

DEAR GOD YES!

think about it....my balls ure chin;);)

or chin(s)- ladies....i can do whichever yall please:)
You are a charmer, huh? It'll take a little more than sweet sweet words for me.

[OklahomaMama]

DEAR GOD YES!

think about it....my balls ure chin;);)

or chin(s)- ladies....i can do whichever yall please:)if you'll do that for candy corn, what will a full size hershey bar get me?
:evil

[gypsie]

Wondering where you went Mama.
Chickenshit. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Wondering where you went Mama.
Chickenshit. :lolspouting off about the injustices of the world in another thread
:p

[gypsie]

spouting off about the injustices of the world in another thread
:p
::::hangs head in shame:::
:( I'm sorry

[OklahomaMama]

::::hangs head in shame:::
:( I'm sorry*shoves kellie*
quit!
goofball....
:hug :angel :hug

[gypsie]

spouting off about the injustices of the world in another thread
:p
Fuck me?!?!

Fuck you?!?!? :devil

Wow that felt good.
I really do love you but sometimes you need to be put in your place. ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Fuck me?!?!

Fuck you?!?!? :devil

Wow that felt good.
I really do love you but sometimes you need to be put in your place. ;)ooops!
you saw that, didja?
:D

i looooove yoooooou!
:angel

[gypsie]

ooops!
you saw that, didja?
:D

i looooove yoooooou!
:angel
Back at ya sista! :hug
Night

[OklahomaMama]

Back at ya sista! :hug
Nightsleepy good
:hug

[dmbphan041]

wait wait wait...who was the one with that was going out as the slutty catholic school girl...pictures ASAP!

mama, what do u WANT fer a hershey bar? (they're not available in Canada...ill do ANYthing!;);)

[OklahomaMama]

wait wait wait...who was the one with that was going out as the slutty catholic school girl...pictures ASAP!

mama, what do u WANT fer a hershey bar? (they're not available in Canada...ill do ANYthing!;);)get OUT! you can't get hershey bars in canada???
wanna do a B&P for some, you poor thing?
:hug

[dmbphan041]

yes...yes i do...

DEAR GOD I DO!

...im on a "diet" now...im trying to get all buff or whatevs so...my mum is BANNING me from Halloween candy...WTF is that!? I'd go out and buy some but i dont have any personal cash flow...

there is no god...

[OklahomaMama]

yes...yes i do...

DEAR GOD I DO!

...im on a "diet" now...im trying to get all buff or whatevs so...my mum is BANNING me from Halloween candy...WTF is that!? I'd go out and buy some but i dont have any personal cash flow...

there is no god...so you're reduced to shaking your money maker for a Snickers bar...

you poor poor bastard!

:p

[OklahomaMama]

*arms in the air like a rock star*

good night, everybody!
i love yooooou!

rock on!
:D

[dmbphan041]

adam=poor poor (horney) bastard.


o yea...does anyone know if the sex discussion thread is locked or not? i have a few questions...*akward silence*

[OlivePoet]

i never got high, drugs are bad mmkay.

I'm dissapointed Heater.
:( I'm sorry.

:hug

[devilish@darts]

:( I'm sorry.

:hug

Hey Heater (although I am confused (it's the blonde) i am still going to call you Heather).

And I accept both viewpoints - damn alcohol. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

good morning :)

fixin to do laundry :rolleyes:

so if i'm up, EVERYBODY should be! wake up wake up wake up!!
:D

[Red_41]

get OUT! you can't get hershey bars in canada???
wanna do a B&P for some, you poor thing?
:hug
Of COURSE you can get Hershey bars in Canada ... Adam, you silly boy! There's actually a Hershey factory in Smith's Falls which is about 2-3 hour drive from Toronto. A friend of mine actually gave me a giant one for xmas a few years ago. The damn thing was about 3' long by 1' wide :multi

[Red_41]

good morning :)

fixin to do laundry :rolleyes:

so if i'm up, EVERYBODY should be! wake up wake up wake up!!
:D
Good morning Brenda :hug :hug ,
I'm up to ... just doing some backreading from last night ... fixing to do some more unpacking today.

I'm feeling negative today but that's why I come here ... to get some positive pussy vibes !

[OklahomaMama]

Good morning Brenda :hug :hug ,
I'm up to ... just doing some backreading from last night ... fixing to do some more unpacking today.

I'm feeling negative today but that's why I come here ... to get some positive pussy vibes !awww, don't feel negative, honey! :hug :angel :hug
look at you saying "fixin to"
why, i think my Okie vibes must be rubbing off on ya!
:lol

[System]

wow,

me, brenda, noella



nasty thoughts people
nasty thoughts

[Red_41]

:bounce Yayyy:bounce My day just got so much better ... Hi Brenda ...:hug Hi Tony :evil

[OklahomaMama]

wow,

me, brenda, noella



nasty thoughts people
nasty thoughtshold those sexy thoughts, darlin...
my clothes are fixin to come out of the dryers in 3 minutes
BRB
*smooooches*

[System]

hold those sexy thoughts, darlin...
my clothes are fixin to come out of the dryers in 3 minutes
BRB
*smooooches*


hmmm....get naked then put the first clothes that came out of the dryer on....talk about being all hot bothered and comfortable

[Red_41]

hmmm....get naked then put the first clothes that came out of the dryer on....talk about being all hot bothered and comfortable
But what if the first things out of the dryer are grannie undies and navy blue ankle socks? :rolleyes:

[System]

But what if the first things out of the dryer are grannie undies and navy blue ankle socks? :rolleyes:


you must look what you are grabbing, if i was naked looking for hot clothes, i would make damn sure i didn't grab a pair of kahki pants or antying...

[Red_41]

Yeah ... the zipper on those things could cause some serious damage ... and I want my American pet undamaged ! ... I could always make it better though *winks*

[System]

Yeah ... the zipper on those things could cause some serious damage ... and I want my American pet undamaged ! ... I could always make it better though *winks*


so, 7:30 my time on a sunday morning and you are thinking about sex. I love it.

[gypsie]

Good morning positive ants

It's almost 70 here so we are off to go hike in Shenandoah Nat'l Forest.
This weather is making me start to love VA!

Have a fun day!

[System]

have fun hiking,

see ya later Kel

[Red_41]

Hi Kel! ... Hope you have a great day ... you be careful out there OK? ... Don't sprain anything ... hugs.

[Red_41]

so, 7:30 my time on a sunday morning and you are thinking about sex. I love it.
Sunday mornings are the best !! ... and it's almost 9:30 my time so I've been up for awhile now ...had my coffee and ready to go back to bed ;)

[Red_41]

OK ... so no one wants to play? .... I'll see you later then my PPs and ROCs *blows kisses*

[System]

i am here, just in and out, moving between here and couch you know?

[OklahomaMama]

i'm doing chores :rolleyes:
but i'll be popping in and out too
:)

[Bull_11]

What's up yall?

I'm just poppin' in to say "Hey" and represent the ROCs. Off to play some football!

[DMBfan41]

How is y'all doing today?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, positive peeps!
whoa... least amount of backreading EVER!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

That bathroom needs cleaning.. I think that's two weeks we blew it off. :lol

[gypsie]

*blows kisses* I'm back! Anyone here?

[OklahomaMama]

MWAAAH!
caught your kisses (and a little spit...ewww!) :lol

what's up, chickie babe?

[Jimithing2005]

im not negative, im realistic....

[il bacio dolce]

Dinner wasn't too good. Food is always better when you prepare it yourself. We had frozen fries and frozen buffalo chicken fingers. Not the best.

[gypsie]

MWAAAH!
caught your kisses (and a little spit...ewww!) :lol

what's up, chickie babe?

We went hiking today. It was the perfect day for it. I am beat, slept like crap last night but other than that the day was great. Come to think of it my weekend was great.

Haw was your weekend?

[gypsie]

Dinner wasn't too good. Food is always better when you prepare it yourself. We had frozen fries and frozen buffalo chicken fingers. Not the best.
It could've been worse -freezer burn
How's that for positive?!:D

[gypsie]

im not negative, im realistic....
All a matter of perspective, call it what you will.

[OklahomaMama]

im not negative, im realistic....that's cool... did you vote "meh"? ;)

[OklahomaMama]

We went hiking today. It was the perfect day for it. I am beat, slept like crap last night but other than that the day was great. Come to think of it my weekend was great.

Haw was your weekend?not bad... quiet, got a lot accomplished :)

whoops, dinner is almost ready
TTYL
:hug

[gypsie]

not bad... quiet, got a lot accomplished :)

whoops, dinner is almost ready
TTYL
:hug

Ok I am tired.
I just thought 'vote? that's not till tuesday? did I forget?'
Duh the poll!
(this is about your previous thread by the way)

[DMBfan41]

Well, it's about time this thread is happening!

[gypsie]

Well, it's about time this thread is happening!

Welcome my friend.:hug
I missed my goodnight tidings last night :(

[RuggerSelkie]

Nothing negative about this day. Had the horses out in the yard with us, the dogs and the bunnies, grooming their furry winter coats like mad, being silly, listening to music and saying hello to beautiful friends.
Life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[gypsie]

Nothing negative about this day. Had the horses out in the yard with us, the dogs and the bunnies, grooming their furry winter coats like mad, being silly, listening to music and saying hello to beautiful friends.
Life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Good evening!

You deserve every minute of it!
I'm glad your day was beautiful!:hug

[DMBfan41]

Welcome my friend.:hug
I missed my goodnight tidings last night :(

whose fault is that?

[DMBfan41]

Nothing negative about this day. Had the horses out in the yard with us, the dogs and the bunnies, grooming their furry winter coats like mad, being silly, listening to music and saying hello to beautiful friends.
Life is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

i'd love if this was my daily life

[gypsie]

whose fault is that?

You left me hanging for eternity.
I had to get my beauty sleep.

[DMBfan41]

You left me hanging for eternity.
I had to get my beauty sleep.

oh, i'm sorry. I guess it was mine, lol.

I was actually hanging out with the guys last night

[gypsie]

oh, i'm sorry. I guess it was mine, lol.

I was actually hanging out with the guys last night

No worries! Ya' know I love you anyway :hug

[RuggerSelkie]

Good evening!

You deserve every minute of it!
I'm glad your day was beautiful!:hugI have yet to backread...was your day beautiful as well, I hope?

[DMBfan41]

No worries! Ya' know I love you anyway :hug

oh yeah? how much? :evil

[RuggerSelkie]

i'd love if this was my daily lifeWe are blessed indeed. The horses are quite inquisitive, nothing is off limits to them. Too fun to watch them explore, go nose to nose with the bunnies, run around like mad, only to stop and push into us for more grooming time.

[gypsie]

oh yeah? how much? :evil

Like you have to ask? ;) :evil :hug

[gypsie]

I have yet to backread...was your day beautiful as well, I hope?

It was a wonderful weekend overall.
My parents came to visit for the first time and we celebrated halloween, enjoyed the hell out of the children and the weather and now it's off to catch up some much needed rest.
Give my best to the menagerie and the man
Sweet dreams!:hug

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, everybody! :)

:hug :angel :hug

[Red_41]

Yo Yo Yo ... so how was your weekend sweetie?

[OklahomaMama]

Yo to you too! :p
not bad... got a lot accomplished & chilled as much as possible
not ONE trick or treater though... i hope Patrick takes all that fucking evil chocolatey deliciousness to work like he said he would

i'm trying so hard to be "good" :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Being good is highly overrated dontcha think? *winks* ... you've gotta treat yourself once in awhile.
Boy was this thread quiet over the weekend.
Loved your halloween photo by the way!

[OklahomaMama]

Being good is highly overrated dontcha think? *winks* ... you've gotta treat yourself once in awhile.
Boy was this thread quiet over the weekend.
Loved your halloween photo by the way!A-men (er... A-pussy! :D )
too bad nobody got to see my pussy this halloween :(
:lol
i had plans to make an adorable black cat costume and the bitch who runs our hospital said no costumes, yadda yadda yadda

[OklahomaMama]

heyyyyy! :D
this is positive...
100 votes now!
:bounce

[Red_41]

It's November 1st ... 55 days t'ill xmas ... my favourite time of year !!! :)

[System]

what up pussys?

[Beefsteak1138]

what up pussys?
Buenos tacos.

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh, and I have about 15 pages of backreading to do. There's about a 100% chance thats not getting done. I like to "Live in the Now".

[OklahomaMama]

morning, boys! :D

hey, beef... i thought of you this weekend when i made toast for my old man :p

http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/DO4OQsfx.jpg

[System]

so mama, did you get my reply to your email?

[Beefsteak1138]

morning, boys! :D

hey, beef... i thought of you this weekend when i made toast for my old man :p

http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/DO4OQsfx.jpg
SWEET!!!

Its the first step in my plan of world domination.

[OklahomaMama]

so mama, did you get my reply to your email?haven't checked it yet...
brb!
:)

[System]

SWEET!!!

Its the first step in my plan of world domination.


ya, take over the world of toast, Then all breakfast foods, then lunch

and then supper


And once you control that, you must control the late night snack...cause he who controls the snack controls the world

[OklahomaMama]

read & replied, T

[Beefsteak1138]

ya, take over the world of toast, Then all breakfast foods, then lunch

and then supper


And once you control that, you must control the late night snack...cause he who controls the snack controls the world
I already control the snack market and the tomato market :)

http://www.taunton.com/finegardening/pages/g00019.asp

http://www.linksnacks.com/productinfo/index.php?page=13&cat=Jumbo+Kippered+Beefsteaks&prodid=11

[gypsie]

Good morning!

It's going to be a beautiful day in VA today!
The gym is finally open and the daycare is too!!!!!
I am going to the 9 am class and pawning my daughter off on daycare.
I lept out of bed this morning I am so excited to get back to my routine.:multi

So I will see you all later! I missed you guys this weekend.
It's hard when you have to play be yourself most of the weekend:devil
Who am I kidding, it wasn't that hard

Love you all!

[OklahomaMama]

I already control the snack market and the tomato market :)

http://www.taunton.com/finegardening/pages/g00019.asp

http://www.linksnacks.com/productinfo/index.php?page=13&cat=Jumbo+Kippered+Beefsteaks&prodid=11
oooh! JUMBO beefsteak jerky.....

how YOU doin'?
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Good morning!

It's going to be a beautiful day in VA today!
The gym is finally open and the daycare is too!!!!!
I am going to the 9 am class and pawning my daughter off on daycare.
I lept out of bed this morning I am so excited to get back to my routine.:multi

So I will see you all later! I missed you guys this weekend.
It's hard when you have to play be yourself most of the weekend:devil
Who am I kidding, it wasn't that hard

Love you all!:p
hey, sweetie! have an awesome day! :hug
sounds like you're really happy and that's a great thing
:)

[OklahomaMama]

WHOA! :lol
look what my good friend NeighborBill found!

http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

[Beefsteak1138]

oooh! JUMBO beefsteak jerky.....

how YOU doin'?
:evil
:cool:

I'm cool and the gang.

I thought it was wasn't the size of the ship that mattered, but rather the motion of the ocean.

EDIT: Good Morning gypsie!!

[Beefsteak1138]

WHOA! :lol
look what my good friend NeighborBill found!

http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg
That's from Kill Bill...I totally forgot about that.

** runs out to sell new car and buy pussy wagon **

[OklahomaMama]

if i put a kitty kat sticker on it i JUST might get away with it....
:p

[OklahomaMama]

*sigh*
my hair is still wet and and my clothes are wrinkled and i'm fixin to be late for work...
gotta haul ass!!

MWAAAH!
talk to ya'll later
:)

[System]

haha....late for work....I have been here for 2 hours and it isn't even 7:30 am...

I was early today, big staff meeting I am excited

[Red_41]

OK folks ... here's something for both PP's and ROC's:

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?"
Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?" ~ Rita Rudner

Why do I get the distinct sense that Mama is a woman's woman at the same time as she is a man's man?

:lol :hug

[System]

I am definately a man's man...

My friends in the city ask me to show them "stuff" that I do on a regular basis, hunt fish, change the oil in their car, etc

[Red_41]

I think all women either secretly or overtly want a man's man ... it's the old: You can protect and take care of me syndrome. ... Doesn't mean we can't do it ourselves ... just means we like to be cherished.

[System]

Noella, you alright, i don't care what anyone esle says, you ok in my book

[Beefsteak1138]

I think all women either secretly or overtly want a man's man ... it's the old: You can protect and take care of me syndrome. ... Doesn't mean we can't do it ourselves ... just means we like to be cherished.
and I think most men like to be able to take care of their woman. I know nothing would make me happier than being able to make enough $$ so my wife didn't have to work.

[System]

and I think most men like to be able to take care of their woman. I know nothing would make me happier than being able to make enough $$ so my wife didn't have to work.


while that is good, i would rather have enough that neiterh of us had to work.

[Beefsteak1138]

while that is good, i would rather have enough that neiterh of us had to work.
:thumbsup

[Red_41]

Noella, you alright, i don't care what anyone esle says, you ok in my book
Thanks Tony ... :hug

What are other people saying :eek:

;)

[Red_41]

while that is good, i would rather have enough that neiterh of us had to work.
Now you're talking ... but how ever would we fill the days? :D

[OklahomaMama]

OK folks ... here's something for both PP's and ROC's:

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?"
Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?" ~ Rita Rudner

Why do I get the distinct sense that Mama is a woman's woman at the same time as she is a man's man?

:lol :hug:lol oh, that's gotta be squeezed into my sig, darlin!

[Beefsteak1138]

Ok, off topic:

What is the deal w/ old people trick-or-treating? We had this one lady come by who must've been 70 years old, not in a costume and not trick-or-treating for her kids or grandkids etc... We were having chili last night, and I wanted to grab a ladle full of it and plop it into her bag.

[bron]

I think all women either secretly or overtly want a man's man ... it's the old: You can protect and take care of me syndrome. ... Doesn't mean we can't do it ourselves ... just means we like to be cherished.
:thumbsup And I don't try to pretend otherwise either. I'll be the first woman to admit, I want a man's man, I want someone who is bigger than me and stronger than me, who can protect me and take care of me, someone who doesn't have to be all emotional for me to know he loves me, someone who can like swallow me when he wraps his arms around me, someone who drinks beer and burps and does dumb guy shit...I love MEN, not these pansy pussy men that seem to be popping up everywhere.

[Beefsteak1138]

:thumbsup And I don't try to pretend otherwise either. I'll be the first woman to admit, I want a man's man, I want someone who is bigger than me and stronger than me, who can protect me and take care of me, someone who doesn't have to be all emotional for me to know he loves me, someone who can like swallow me when he wraps his arms around me, someone who drinks beer and burps and does dumb guy shit...I love MEN, not these pansy pussy men that seem to be popping up everywhere.
*Chugs beer, burps, farts, scratches balls then kicks pansy girly man in the crotch all while not diverting attention from the football game *

[il bacio dolce]

I want.. someone.. really much.. :(

Well that's kind of a negative.. but come to think of it, I never answered that poll up there. I'm generally positive. :)
Long break between classes today. Pluh.

First day of the new job tonight! WEE!

[bron]

*Chugs beer, burps, farts, scratches balls then kicks pansy girly man in the crotch all while not diverting attention from the football game *
*drools*




seriously.

[Keith]

I am definately a man's man...

My friends in the city ask me to show them "stuff" that I do on a regular basis, hunt fish, change the oil in their car, etc
I'd like to consider myself a man's man too! Though I hardly ever get time to hunt. I'm also the first person that gets called to find out what is going on, I always know where something to do is, except for here in Boring Green :(

[angelces]

I change my own oil.

[Keith]

:thumbsup And I don't try to pretend otherwise either. I'll be the first woman to admit, I want a man's man, I want someone who is bigger than me and stronger than me, who can protect me and take care of me, someone who doesn't have to be all emotional for me to know he loves me, someone who can like swallow me when he wraps his arms around me, someone who drinks beer and burps and does dumb guy shit...I love MEN, not these pansy pussy men that seem to be popping up everywhere.

I'm 6'4" (closer to 6'5", but not there yet, I hope a 25 year old can still grow), and a pretty big guy I'm sure I can swallow you with hugs.

[bron]

I'm 6'4" (closer to 6'5", but not there yet, I hope a 25 year old can still grow), and a pretty big guy I'm sure I can swallow you with hugs.
That is a great height...the guy I'm dating now is like 6'3" and every time I see him I want to jump his bones..

Tall guys are the shit.

[Keith]

I'm taller than him, so you can jump my bones :D

[stunnersal]

That is a great height...the guy I'm dating now is like 6'3" and every time I see him I want to jump his bones..

Tall guys are the shit.
We sure are....

[Beefsteak1138]

I think guys that are about 5'11" are perfect.

*Checks height...yep, I'm 5'11" what a coincidence.

[Keith]

I mean I guess I'm tall compared to the norm, but working around a shit load of athletes, I don't feel very tall, especially when Basketball season starts, now those guys are tall.

[Bull_11]

Morning folks!

[stunnersal]

I think guys that are about 5'11" are perfect.

*Checks height...yep, I'm 5'11" what a coincidence.
Hmmm me too....That's a perfect height! :thumbsup

[Keith]

I hate small guys with the Napolean complex. that and midgets, midgets scare me

[Red_41]

Since I'm only 5'2" tall guys are all a matter of perspective for me. Strangely enough, the guys I date are always 5'11" or taller ... :)

[Beefsteak1138]

I hate small guys with the Napolean complex.
Dan Snyder.

[stunnersal]

yeah only 2 things scare me....War and carneys...Circus folk you know, small hands, smells like cabbage... :thumbsup

[Red_41]

I think all women either secretly or overtly want a man's man ... it's the old: You can protect and take care of me syndrome. ... Doesn't mean we can't do it ourselves ... just means we like to be cherished.
Hi Brian ... how are ya today?
In case you're not backreading ... this is how this started ... actually it was a few posts ahead but you get the gist.
:)

[Keith]

Austin powers! I saw only that part last night :lol

[stunnersal]

Austin powers! I saw only that part last night :lol
yeah VH-1... I love that movie!! :lol

[Keith]

Dan Snyder.
I work with a girl that is his niece, I'm trying to get her to get me a job with the REdskins. I hate DC and I don't care for him that much, but I would take any chance to get out of college athletics and work in the NFL.

[stunnersal]

I work with a girl that is his niece, I'm trying to get her to get me a job with the REdskins. I hate DC and I don't care for him that much, but I would take any chance to get out of college athletics and work in the NFL.
Too bad you weren't a head coach that might take a look at you... :thumbsup

[Keith]

yeah VH-1... I love that movie!! :lol
Watching your employer huh? hey can you get me a copy of the DAve and Tim storeytellers on dvd?, Never seen it and I would love to, I'd give it back of course. Or give the chance to meet Brittany Spears or Lindsay Lohan, all I need is the chance to meet them, the sex will be there

[Keith]

Too bad you weren't a head coach that might take a look at you... :thumbsup
I've thought about coaching little league football, maybe I can be the first youth football coach to go to the pros and coach :lol I really don't have enough expereince to be a coach. HS was as far as I went, two blown out knees will kill a career real fast. :(

[stunnersal]

Watching your employer huh? hey can you get me a copy of the DAve and Tim storeytellers on dvd?, Never seen it and I would love to, I'd give it back of course. Or give the chance to meet Brittany Spears or Lindsay Lohan, all I need is the chance to meet them, the sex will be there
i actually have a copy if i can find a way to burn in for ya i will..Yeah i'm trying to impress and watch all the new shows since i'm gonna be selling commercial space and such... Brittney and Linsey huh, well i heard Brit is in hiding, and Lindsey if you came to NYC i'm sure you would bump into her.. or something into her... :lol

[stunnersal]

I've thought about coaching little league football, maybe I can be the first youth football coach to go to the pros and coach :lol I really don't have enough expereince to be a coach. HS was as far as I went, two blown out knees will kill a career real fast. :(
Yeah i hear ya on that, one blown out knee and a bad disk in my back ended my sports career early in high school... :(

[Keith]

Oh yeah, I like Flavor Flav, he cracks me up. So annoying, that is why I think I find him funny.

[OklahomaMama]

any real pussies up in here or just Brian & Keith & Sal? :rolleyes:

[Keith]

Don't hate on the cocks mama

[Red_41]

100% Grade A Canadian Pussy Reporting for Duty!

[OklahomaMama]

Don't hate on the cocks mamaoh, never! i love the cocks













waaait a minute...
:lol

[Number27]

So what is this thread all about?

[OklahomaMama]

So what is this thread all about?it started off with lofty ambitions but quickly turned to smut.. :lol

you in?

[Red_41]

Hey Mama ... didja see my reply on the Dames Calendar?

[Number27]

Only if I can be told what Pussypalooza is. Sounds like a sticky-good time.

[Beefsteak1138]

Don't hate on the cocks mama
Roc on.

[OklahomaMama]

Only if I can be told what Pussypalooza is. Sounds like a sticky-good time.girls only crew for a 2 day DMB show... possibly in cincinnati (still in the planning stages) :D

you can join our gentlemen's auxillary, the ROC
tell 'Los all about it, boys

[Number27]

Is it an all you can eat buffet?

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mama ... didja see my reply on the Dames Calendar?yeah, thanks! :hug
i gotta bookmark it, for sure
:)

[Keith]

Well basically, Rocs is Royal Order of Cocks, Tony (system) and myself are Kings, well hell everyguy is a King. Basically we are gonna crash pussy palooza and have mad sex with a bunch of hot women. I hope to video tape it and offer B + P's to anyone that wants in.

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't usually post video's, but I just saw this and died lauging...

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles2/www.kicken.com-most.wanted.wmv

[Red_41]

I thought the purpose of ROC's was to defend and protect the pussy?

[stunnersal]

Well basically, Rocs is Royal Order of Cocks, Tony (system) and myself are Kings, well hell everyguy is a King. Basically we are gonna crash pussy palooza and have mad sex with a bunch of hot women. I hope to video tape it and offer B + P's to anyone that wants in.
Dammit i always miss out on the good stuff... :(

[Beefsteak1138]

I thought the purpose of ROC's was to defend and protect the pussy?
I thought is was to infiltrate the pussy...???

[System]

Well basically, Rocs is Royal Order of Cocks, Tony (system) and myself are Kings, well hell everyguy is a King. Basically we are gonna crash pussy palooza and have mad sex with a bunch of hot women. I hope to video tape it and offer B + P's to anyone that wants in.



B+P hell, man...lets make some money.

We got odds going up on the jello wrestling, how long who lasts with who alone without coming out of the bedroom for anything, etc etc

[Keith]

I thought the purpose of ROC's was to defend and protect the pussy?
We are real MEN! We hunt, kill, and eat raw meat. You come here and make babies with me!

Nah, we just want to have sex :lol , we can protect after sex, nap, home cooked meal, night out drinking, sex with random hot girls, watching football game, etc. after all that we'll protect the pussy

[System]

I thought the purpose of ROC's was to defend and protect the pussy?


one of many functions,

protect, serve, lubricate, etc

[Keith]

New idea, SAl and I are going to produce, star in, and sell the video's. So if someone wants to purchase on let Sal know

[Red_41]

Relax noella...we are here to protect and serve the Pussy!Aha! ... remember this (Page 192 or thereabouts) the Order was established and the mission was stated ... I was there! :lol

[Keith]

Well, its changed a little bit since then, we've had to evolve since the pussy parade has changed also

[Red_41]

Protect and Serve Pussy



I love it,


As my frist order of king, i declare it to be our official motto till one better comes along
The King Spoke (Page 192) :D

[Red_41]

Well, its changed a little bit since then, we've had to evolve since the pussy parade has changed also
We haven't changed the parade ... we've just added new members ... more pussy to go around :D

[System]

one of many functions,

protect, serve, lubricate, etc
.


king spoke again

[gypsie]

We are real MEN! We hunt, kill, and eat raw meat. You come here and make babies with me!

Nah, we just want to have sex :lol , we can protect after sex, nap, home cooked meal, night out drinking, sex with random hot girls, watching football game, etc. after all that we'll protect the pussy

Waaait!
Pussy palooza is starting to sound like work.
How is thaat as soon as the guys form their auxillery unit I am back to my everyday responsibilities?

[Keith]

Like we said we still portect it, but that is just a very small aspect of our obligations. We will probably service it first :D

[gypsie]

Like we said we still portect it, but that is just a very small aspect of our obligations. We will probably service it first :D
Does this mean that you guys are going to cook for us and serve us while shirtless?:multi

[OlivePoet]

I'm not backreading a damn thing. I'm having a shitty day.

Good morning everyone. :)

Mama, I thought you said you couldn't get/send texts. I was so excited to get one from ya. :p

[Keith]

We haven't changed the parade ... we've just added new members ... more pussy to go around :D
Hey since you are from Canada do we have to calculate the exchange rate with your pussy?

(i have a friend from Canada, and we always teased him saying that he was 0.819067 less of a man than us if you calculated the exchange rate)

[System]

Does this mean that you guys are going to cook for us and serve us while shirtless?:multi



the meeting of the Pussy gang and the ROCs is a totally no clothing allowed affair...only the occasion condom will be allowed to be worn

[Keith]

Does this mean that you guys are going to cook for us and serve us while shirtless?:multi
I see it as an equal trade off, we can cook one night, you can cook the other, it's only fair.

[Red_41]

Hey Kellie! ... Glad you're here to uphold the pussies! ...:D

Hey Heater! ... Sorry you're having a shitty day ...:hug

I've gotta sneak off for a bit .... Keep it real ... :angel

[Keith]

I'm not backreading a damn thing. I'm having a shitty day.

Good morning everyone. :)

Mama, I thought you said you couldn't get/send texts. I was so excited to get one from ya. :p
hope your day gets better for ya, I found a slightly better picture if it helps any

[gypsie]

I'm not backreading a damn thing. I'm having a shitty day.

Good morning everyone. :)

Mama, I thought you said you couldn't get/send texts. I was so excited to get one from ya. :p

:hug I'm sorry to hear that you are having a bad day.
Good morning!:hug

[Keith]

Have a great day Noella

[gypsie]

Hey Kellie! ... Glad you're here to uphold the pussies! ...:D

Hey Heater! ... Sorry you're having a shitty day ...:hug

I've gotta sneak off for a bit .... Keep it real ... :angel

I won't be here for long but while I am here I will hold my end of the deal up.

Pussy Power!!!

[Red_41]

Hey since you are from Canada do we have to calculate the exchange rate with your pussy?

(i have a friend from Canada, and we always teased him saying that he was 0.819067 less of a man than us if you calculated the exchange rate)
Actually ... if you think about it ... my pussy is more valuable in the US than it is in Canada ... It's worth the same but you pay less for it :D ... Hey ... I'm not sure I like this ... I've been devalued :ugh:

[OlivePoet]

hope your day gets better for ya, I found a slightly better picture if it helps any
Send it over.

[Keith]

Kellie can't handle me on her own

[OlivePoet]

Isn't colon cancer hugely heriditary? <sp?>

[gypsie]

I see it as an equal trade off, we can cook one night, you can cook the other, it's only fair.

I think that is going to have to be up for negotiation.

As far as being naked the whole time, it's a good idea but I like anticipation which is why clothes aren't such a bad thing.

[gypsie]

Kellie can't handle me on her own

Ya' think?
You don't know me very well because I think it's more like you can't handle me on your own.

[gypsie]

Isn't colon cancer hugely heriditary? <sp?>
I think it might be but I'm not too sure.
I'll see what I can find out for you.

[OlivePoet]

I think it might be but I'm not too sure.
I'll see what I can find out for you.
I think it is too. :(

[gypsie]

I think it is too. :(

Are you ok?

[OlivePoet]

Are you ok?
Waiting to hear if mommy has colon cancer. Her mommy died of it, and my dad's dad died of it. Chances are, I know what I get to die of at a very young-ass age.

[angelces]

Waiting to hear if mommy has colon cancer. Her mommy died of it, and my dad's dad died of it. Chances are, I know what I get to die of at a very young-ass age.
I don't think you wanted to use ass in that sentence...

sorry heather. :hugs to you

and www.webmd.com

[stunnersal]

Waiting to hear if mommy has colon cancer. Her mommy died of it, and my dad's dad died of it. Chances are, I know what I get to die of at a very young-ass age.
hey none of that talk, you'll be ok and so will MOM... Don't worry! :hug

[Keith]

Ya' think?
You don't know me very well because I think it's more like you can't handle me on your own.
You can't handle me at all, I know this for a fact, I can handle you though!

[gypsie]

Waiting to hear if mommy has colon cancer. Her mommy died of it, and my dad's dad died of it. Chances are, I know what I get to die of at a very young-ass age.

I'm sorry that you have to go through this.
My mom is actually getting her annual test for this today, I will see what she knows about it.
If you live differently than your parents you might be able to lesson your risks, ie: eating healthier, exercising, you know just being healthier overall.
I will probably have breast cancer to deal with and living a different lifestlye is what gives me hope.
If you need to talk you know where I'm at - you can always PM or IM me :hug

[gypsie]

You can't handle me at all, I know this for a fact, I can handle you though!
What facts are you referring to because I am unaware of any such facts.
I'd like to see you try to handle me, might be fun.;)

[OlivePoet]

hey none of that talk, you'll be ok and so will MOM... Don't worry! :hug
Grandma and Grandpa weren't. They were both gone before 55.

[Keith]

Heater, you and your mom will be fine. I am sorry to hear about your dad though! Much love goes out to your family :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

I'm sorry that you have to go through this.
My mom is actually getting her annual test for this today, I will see what she knows about it.
If you live differently than your parents you might be able to lesson your risks, ie: eating healthier, exercising, you know just being healthier overall.
I will probably have breast cancer to deal with and living a different lifestlye is what gives me hope.
If you need to talk you know where I'm at - you can always PM or IM me :hug
:hug Thanks.
I am a lot healthier than they are (thanks to Giulio) so I have that going for me. I just need my ma around for when I start raising kids. :(

[stunnersal]

Grandma and Grandpa weren't. They were both gone before 55.
Well just becasue both grandparents had it and possibly your mom doesn't mean you'll get it for sure... and besides if it by chance you or your mom does if caught early enough it can be treated...

[OlivePoet]

I don't think you wanted to use ass in that sentence...

sorry heather. :hugs to you

and www.webmd.com
Sarcasm not appreciated.
But hugs definately are.
:hug
Thanks!

[Keith]

What facts are you referring to because I am unaware of any such facts.
I'd like to see you try to handle me, might be fun.;)
First we need to define handle, are we talking about in conversation or in bed? Either way I can handle you. "I'd like to see you try to handle me,..." No try, I know that I can. When you're good, you're good and when you're me, you're damn good! :D

[OlivePoet]

Heater, you and your mom will be fine. I am sorry to hear about your dad though! Much love goes out to your family :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug
It was actually my dad's dad. My big fat jolly beer-drinkin' dad is still alive. :p

[OlivePoet]

Well just becasue both grandparents had it and possibly your mom doesn't mean you'll get it for sure... and besides if it by chance you or your mom does if caught early enough it can be treated...
Actually I just talked ma on the phone....she said that colon cancer is "most hereditary" and it tends to skip a generation.
I'm fucked. In the ass. Pun intended.

[Keith]

Oh, sorry, well edit, I'm sorry about your grandpa. I'm happy that your beer drinking dad is doing well

[gypsie]

First we need to define handle, are we talking about in conversation or in bed? Either way I can handle you. "I'd like to see you try to handle me,..." No try, I know that I can. When you're good, you're good and when you're me, you're damn good! :D

Ok King, we'll see about that.

To be continued... I have to pick up my son
Stay positive ants!
See ya later King

[stunnersal]

Actually I just talked ma on the phone....she said that colon cancer is "most hereditary" and it tends to skip a generation.
I'm fucked. In the ass. Pun intended.
Ok no point getting your ass worked up about it now... :rolleyes:

[Keith]

you'll see, I already know that I can.

[Keith]

heater check your email

[stunnersal]

heater check your email
she's slackin....

[Keith]

well she's worried about her ass, which I don't blame her

[stunnersal]

True...My ass always comes first.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Oh, sorry, well edit, I'm sorry about your grandpa. I'm happy that your beer drinking dad is doing well
Me too! :p
He poops too much to have anything wrong with his ass.

Wait a minute...maybe I will be OK!

[PedroPSK]

hello everyone! I'm back for a little while. I haven't been here since Weds/Thurs of last week so there is NO WAY I'm going to backread anything!
I'm just jumping in!!
Here...I...come!!!
:D

[OlivePoet]

True...My ass always comes first.... :thumbsup
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

I'm not backreading a damn thing. I'm having a shitty day.

Good morning everyone. :)

Mama, I thought you said you couldn't get/send texts. I was so excited to get one from ya. :pyeah, that's what i thought... guess Pat will find out when he gets the bill cuz i've been a texting fooool! :lol
i sowwy you're having a shitty day, pumpkin
:hug

better now? :)

[System]

Me too! :p
He poops too much to have anything wrong with his ass.

Wait a minute...maybe I will be OK!


let me know what you think of my email, i might share with the rest if you think it is funny enough


oh, and the family that poops together, stays together...

[Keith]

She will be once she checks her mail :D :lol

[OlivePoet]

yeah, that's what i thought... guess Pat will find out when he gets the bill cuz i've been a texting fooool! :lol
i sowwy you're having a shitty day, pumpkin
:hug

better now? :)
slightly.

[PedroPSK]

slightly.I'm sorry too. :(
If there is anything I can do to help feel free to let me know. :D

[Keith]

What the hell happened to Ali? she doesn't come around much anymore

[OklahomaMama]

What the hell happened to Ali? she doesn't come around much anymoreshe's got a lot of stuff going on...
we talk on the phone quite a bit... she'll be back sooner or later
:)

[OlivePoet]

let me know what you think of my email, i might share with the rest if you think it is funny enough


oh, and the family that poops together, stays together...
I say share it! :bounce

[stunnersal]

She will be once she checks her mail :D :lol
yeah she's about as fast as her iming.... :twak

[OlivePoet]

she's got a lot of stuff going on...
we talk on the phone quite a bit... she'll be back sooner or later
:)
She doesn't need you ROCs, she has her pussy posse on speed dial.

[OlivePoet]

She will be once she checks her mail :D :lol
Keith is sexy. I need to see more. :)

[OlivePoet]

yeah she's about as fast as her iming.... :twak
Sorry I don't spend every waking fucking minute on the computer.

[OklahomaMama]

She doesn't need you ROCs, she has her pussy posse on speed dial.booyeah!
*thumps chest*




ouch, my boobie! :(

:lol

[System]

At heater's and Ali's request:


Here is the story of my, 21st birthday.

It was on a Sunday a couple years ago (majority of funny
stuff happens here but all you need to know is that my nose is broken
on the back of some girls head, that part I save for the phone call
just cause I have told it so much I feel like an ancient Indian story
teller). So on the following Thursday my friend and I go to a strip
club, after mustering up some courage to sit at the table I move on
down there and was enjoying myself tremendously. Then a girl named
Pandora, short brown hair, nice fake tits, blue mini skirt, matching
bra and g-string, comes to my table. After dancing around for a bit
she comes to me. So, she is facing me, takes her left leg crosses it
over and puts it on the my left shoulder, then her right leg to my
right shoulder. And proceeds to shart shoving her pussy and ass into
my face, harder and harder. Finally, her pussy hits my nose and
re-breaks my nose. WORST PAIN EVER!!!!

Ya, so I proceed to get entirely to drunk back at the home bar and
bought a crap load of DVD porn on ebay when I got home.

So in conclusion 2 things. I am the only guy I know to have a
stripper's pussy break my nose. And don't get on Ebay drunk.

Ya, Pandora's box broke my nose

[OlivePoet]

booyeah!
*thumps chest*




ouch, my boobie! :(

:lol
:lol
I try to do that, hoping mine swell. :p


EDIT: 3,900 posts

[stunnersal]

Sorry I don't spend every waking fucking minute on the computer.
easy there....


:lol :lol :lol

[stunnersal]

Keith is sexy. I need to see more. :)
I wanna see more too....Oh wait Keith is a guy, nevermind...

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

oh, man! i knew the background of that but daaamn, T!

"Pandora's box broke my nose">>> MUST go in your sig!
:lol

[PedroPSK]

...Ya, Pandora's box broke my nose
Now that's good comedy!
:lol

[System]

glad everyone can laugh at my expense :D

[angelces]

At heater's and Ali's request:


Here is the story of my, 21st birthday.

It was on a Sunday a couple years ago (majority of funny
stuff happens here but all you need to know is that my nose is broken
on the back of some girls head, that part I save for the phone call
just cause I have told it so much I feel like an ancient Indian story
teller). So on the following Thursday my friend and I go to a strip
club, after mustering up some courage to sit at the table I move on
down there and was enjoying myself tremendously. Then a girl named
Pandora, short brown hair, nice fake tits, blue mini skirt, matching
bra and g-string, comes to my table. After dancing around for a bit
she comes to me. So, she is facing me, takes her left leg crosses it
over and puts it on the my left shoulder, then her right leg to my
right shoulder. And proceeds to shart shoving her pussy and ass into
my face, harder and harder. Finally, her pussy hits my nose and
re-breaks my nose. WORST PAIN EVER!!!!

Ya, so I proceed to get entirely to drunk back at the home bar and
bought a crap load of DVD porn on ebay when I got home.

So in conclusion 2 things. I am the only guy I know to have a
stripper's pussy break my nose. And don't get on Ebay drunk.

Ya, Pandora's box broke my nose
:lol

you are a crazy man.

[angelces]

wait you all call each other?

wow I'm out of the loop.

*backs out of thread* :( :(

[Keith]

Tony that is fucking hilarious!
Tell Ali, that I say hi and hope all is well
You do need the Roc's
Heater, you'll get more as soon as I can find more.

That's all for now

[PedroPSK]

glad everyone can laugh at my expense :Dno worries....I blew chunks on a stripper once. ;)

[Keith]

I wanna see more too....Oh wait Keith is a guy, nevermind...
Sal for you, I'll send you picture of my pecker

[OklahomaMama]

wait you all call each other?

wow I'm out of the loop.

*backs out of thread* :( :(hey, i don't have your number, chickie...
get back in here, you!!
:hug

[DMBfan41]

big negative, i think i failed another midterm

[stunnersal]

Sal for you, I'll send you picture of my pecker
Cool, i'll send you one of mine as well but they are 8x10.... :thumbsup

[PedroPSK]

big negative, i think i failed another midterm
:eek:
that's not good.

[DMBfan41]

:eek:
that's not good.

yeah

[OklahomaMama]

:hug for Jar
sorry, kiddo... what classes?

[stunnersal]

yeah
You've failed me son.... :thumbsup

[Keith]

Cool, i'll send you one of mine as well but they are 8x10.... :thumbsup
Awesome autograph it and make it a b & W glossy

[System]

Cool, i'll send you one of mine as well but they are 8x10.... :thumbsup



sorry, but blowing the picture up won't make it bigger, once a roll of dimes, always a roll of dimes