Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

Sal for you, I'll send you picture of my pecker
Where do I sign up for this?

[stunnersal]

Awesome autograph it and make it a b & W glossy
I do with all of mine... In italy they think it's the leaning tower of Pisa... :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

Where do I sign up for this?yeah, i want some of that action too!
:D

[stunnersal]

sorry, but blowing the picture up won't make it bigger, once a roll of dimes, always a roll of dimes
No dimes here, just silver dollars.... :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

:hug for Jar
sorry, kiddo... what classes?

french, i knew i'd fail that one. And tv production, i studied for it too!

I just suck.

[DMBfan41]

You've failed me son.... :thumbsup

thanks for the approval

[Keith]

My pic comes as a puzzle and yes it is that crooked :lol :lol

[Keith]

The power of cock!

[stunnersal]

My pic comes as a puzzle and yes it is that crooked :lol :lol
Sometimes crooked can be good


*ok wait what am i saying... :confused:

[stunnersal]

thanks for the approval
well start bringing me home so A's...and that includes breast sizes too... :thumbsup

[Keith]

Sal what are you trying to say?

[OlivePoet]

Uhg, now I'm getting a migraine.

[DMBfan41]

well start bringing me home so A's...and that includes breast sizes too... :thumbsup

what's so wrong with D's?

[Keith]

Don't be jealous of our cocks, just because we have the power to melt you girls with a few strokes!

[stunnersal]

Sal what are you trying to say?
I don't know actually... :lol

[stunnersal]

what's so wrong with D's?
Nothing if they aren't on a piece of paper... :thumbsup

[angelces]

what's so wrong with D's?
I'm definitely a boob girl myself. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Don't be jealous of our cocks, just because we have the power to melt you girls with a few strokes!pffft!
my dildo does that...
and doesn't snore or make me sleep in the wet spot either
:rolleyes:

[angelces]

yes but dildos can't kiss or cuddle and that's really what I miss most.

[PedroPSK]

...and doesn't snore or make me sleep in the wet spot either:rolleyes:shit...I'm 0 for 2 on that one!
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

yes but dildos can't kiss or cuddle and that's really what I miss most.*sigh*
yeah, that's nice...
:)

[Red_41]

Waiting to hear if mommy has colon cancer. Her mommy died of it, and my dad's dad died of it. Chances are, I know what I get to die of at a very young-ass age.
Oh sweetie:
I'm sending big hugs and good thoughts ... hang in there and let me know if you need to talk. I've lost both parents over the last 4 years and I know how hard it can be to see them through illness.
Take care of you!
:hug :hug :hug

[PedroPSK]

yes but dildos can't kiss or cuddle and that's really what I miss most.Pick me! pick me!! I can do that!! YAY!!! I win that one!;)

[OlivePoet]

well start bringing me home so A's...and that includes breast sizes too... :thumbsup
Yay! :bounce :multi
Somebody who can love my small boobies. :p

[stunnersal]

Yay! :bounce :multi
Somebody who can love my small boobies. :p
Yeah small are fun too! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Oh sweetie:
I'm sending big hugs and good thoughts ... hang in there and let me know if you need to talk. I've lost both parents over the last 4 years and I know how hard it can be to see them through illness.
Take care of you!
:hug :hug :hug
:) :hug
Thanks so much.

[DMBfan41]

Yay! :bounce :multi
Somebody who can love my small boobies. :p

small boobies are good. As long as I can grab somethin, I don't care.

[angelces]

Pick me! pick me!! I can do that!! YAY!!! I win that one!;)
always the latin men with me... :lol

[Red_41]

french, i knew i'd fail that one. And tv production, i studied for it too!

I just suck.
Let me know if this French Canadian can help OK? ... I'd be happy to provide tutoring if you'd like.

[DMBfan41]

Let me know if this French Canadian can help OK? ... I'd be happy to provide tutoring if you'd like.

sure, how to you speak french? lol

[angelces]

Insert french tutor sex reference joke

<here>

:lol

[PedroPSK]

oohhh lala
sorry - thats the best I can do.
:D

[Red_41]

sure, how to you speak french? lol
Ahhh ... now there's the magic isn't it? ... French is the language of the soul ... of the body ... of the mouth, the tongue ... you have to feeel your way to understanding and communication :evil

[angelces]

Insert french tutor sex reference joke

<here>

:lol
....

[Keith]

sal, you need to figure out what you are saying.
Mama, I may not be able to do 10,000 RPM's, but I can provide you with things that a dildo can't, also I wont make your arm tired.

[OklahomaMama]

Ahhh ... now there's the magic isn't it? ... French is the language of the soul ... of the body ... of the mouth, the tongue ... you have to feeel your way to understanding and communication :evildid somebody say tongue?
:evil

[stunnersal]

Ahhh ... now there's the magic isn't it? ... French is the language of the soul ... of the body ... of the mouth, the tongue ... you have to feeel your way to understanding and communication :evil
i was always partial to french toast myself... :thumbsup

[stunnersal]

sal, you need to figure out what you are saying.
Mama, I may not be able to do 10,000 RPM's, but I can provide you with things that a dildo can't, also I wont make your arm tired.
Just that it's ok to be crooked...Esp when you bang a chick up on a wall, it helps... :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

sal, you need to figure out what you are saying.
Mama, I may not be able to do 10,000 RPM's, but I can provide you with things that a dildo can't, also I wont make your arm tired.prove it!
:D

[Red_41]

did somebody say tongue?
:evil
You Mama are international ... you can speak any language with that thing! :lol

[Red_41]

Just that it's ok to be crooked...Esp when you bang a chick up on a wall, it helps... :thumbsup
oooohhh you are a manly man aren't you! :D

[OklahomaMama]

You Mama are international ... you can speak any language with that thing! :lolbien sur! la tongue, elle est tres magnificent, n'est ce pas?

[PedroPSK]

bien sur! la tongue, elle est tres magnificent, n'est ce pas?bless you!
:D

[Red_41]

bien sur! la tongue, elle est tres magnificent, n'est ce pas?
Close enough ... see I told ya ... that thing could probably wax your car and do the laundry at the same time :lol

[stunnersal]

oooohhh you are a manly man aren't you! :D
Yeah i like it rough and on hard places... :lol

[Red_41]

Pedro ... I love that line in your sig. Monty Python Holy Grail right?

[PedroPSK]

Close enough ... see I told ya ... that thing could probably wax your car and do the laundry at the same time :lolwell...wax something atleast!

(sorry...had to ;) )

[PedroPSK]

Pedro ... I love that line in your sig. Monty Python Holy Grail right?Yup! You will see my sig change pretty often. I tend to listen to movies while at work so I usually throw in lines from movies throughout the day. I didnt listen to that one today...I just like it.
:D

[OklahomaMama]

noella... which form of "tongue" is appropriate in my case?
i'm sure it's "lecher" (which is actually VERY appropriate, if you think about it :lol )

http://fr.wordreference.com/fr/translation.asp?enfr=tongue&v=b

[OklahomaMama]

Yup! You will see my sig change pretty often. I tend to listen to movies while at work so I usually throw in lines from movies throughout the day. I didnt listen to that one today...I just like it.
:D:thumbsup
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Red_41]

noella... which form of "tongue" is appropriate in my case?
i'm sure it's "lecher" (which is actually VERY appropriate, if you think about it :lol )

http://fr.wordreference.com/fr/translation.asp?enfr=tongue&v=b
You got it Brenda! ... :lol

[Red_41]

:thumbsup
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Tell them we already got one ... and it's a very nice one too ! :thumbsup

Man I'm going to have to watch that again this week :lol

[PedroPSK]

:thumbsup
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Don't get me started!! I will win!

Camelot..
Camelot..
Camelot..
..it's just a model.

;)

[PedroPSK]

Don't get me started!! I will win!

Camelot..
Camelot..
Camelot..
..it's just a model.

;)
especially since I have 3 sites with the movie transcripts saved in my favorites! ;)

[Red_41]

Don't get me started!! I will win!

Camelot..
Camelot..
Camelot..
..it's just a model.

;)
I am a shrubber ... My name is Roger ... I arrange and sell shrubbery :D

[OklahomaMama]

You got it Brenda! ... :lolyaaay!
i can tell harry kegel that three years of HS french was NOT wasted on me after all!
:haha

[OklahomaMama]

love love love Monty Python! :D
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/lumbsong.htm

[Red_41]

I love that song !!! ... Also Dennis Moore ... "Your lupins or your life"!

Gotta go for awhile ... see ya later. :hug

[DMBfan41]

Ahhh ... now there's the magic isn't it? ... French is the language of the soul ... of the body ... of the mouth, the tongue ... you have to feeel your way to understanding and communication :evil

jeeze, no wonder the french suck. :lol

[JustinRIT]

Positive: I saw Matt Nathanson last night. He kicks so much ass.

[System]

hey guys, i am going to need a job here soon. I just told my upper level management that their idea was horrible and mine was better.

whoops, i didn't know it was possible to end a career just by hitting the send button on an email.

[stunnersal]

hey guys, i am going to need a job here soon. I just told my upper level management that their idea was horrible and mine was better.

whoops, i didn't know it was possible to end a career just by hitting the send button on an email.
Get some cardboard boxes ready to clean out your desk... :thumbsup

[StumpyErin]

Positive: My team made it past the Quarterfinal Round of the State Championship....the next stop is the State Semi-Finals. HOLLA!

[MAM2STEPN]

Positive: Trip to S.F. was absolutely the best! Went to my fav hang out Haight Ashbury!!
Negative: Came back home and was sick as a dog! I'm feeling much better today, I even made it into work, which yesterday I thought was going to be impossible.

[Beefsteak1138]

hey guys, i am going to need a job here soon. I just told my upper level management that their idea was horrible and mine was better.

whoops, i didn't know it was possible to end a career just by hitting the send button on an email.
My father in law uses those tactics to find out who the butt-kissers are. He'll present an insanely absurd idea and see which people say "Thats great" or which people will challenge him on it.

[gypsie]

hey guys, i am going to need a job here soon. I just told my upper level management that their idea was horrible and mine was better.

whoops, i didn't know it was possible to end a career just by hitting the send button on an email.

Why is it that everytime I read one of your posts it usually translates into something dirty even the most innocent of posts.
See what you've done to me!:BANG
I used to be so sweet and innocent and now look at me :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Positive: Trip to S.F. was absolutely the best! Went to my fav hang out Haight Ashbury!!
Negative: Came back home and was sick as a dog! I'm feeling much better today, I even made it into work, which yesterday I thought was going to be impossible.but you've got a POSITIVE package on the way to ya!
:)
(it turned out really pretty too!)
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

hey guys, i am going to need a job here soon. I just told my upper level management that their idea was horrible and mine was better.

whoops, i didn't know it was possible to end a career just by hitting the send button on an email.think it's really that drastic?
:(

:hug

[stunnersal]

Positive: Trip to S.F. was absolutely the best! Went to my fav hang out Haight Ashbury!!
Negative: Came back home and was sick as a dog! I'm feeling much better today, I even made it into work, which yesterday I thought was going to be impossible.
Haight Ashbury is fun!! :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

when i got to work this morning there was a present on my desk! :)

one of the docs i work with and i were talking about these hot plate looking candle warmers and she just bought me one... isn't that sweet?

[gypsie]

when i got to work this morning there was a present on my desk! :)

one of the docs i work with and i were talking about these hot plate looking candle warmers and she just bought me one... isn't that sweet?

That's so sweet!
I've heard lots of good stuff about those things let me know how you like it.

[angelces]

she's a witch. BURN HER!

Tony you better not lose your job!! who's gonna keep us worker bees company throughout the day? *pout*

(seriously though, good luck)

[OklahomaMama]

That's so sweet!
I've heard lots of good stuff about those things let me know how you like it.it's neat... i'm getting the scent of the candle without setting the sprinkler system off :p
elizabeth (my friend who gave it to me) warned me that once the wax gets all liquidy to grab the wicks or else they'll sink to the bottom.

[Beefsteak1138]

That's so sweet!
I've heard lots of good stuff about those things let me know how you like it.
Never heard of them before, but I just googled them and think I'll buy one for the wife.

[System]

Why is it that everytime I read one of your posts it usually translates into something dirty even the most innocent of posts.
See what you've done to me!:BANG
I used to be so sweet and innocent and now look at me :evil


never underestimate the Power of the Cock

[OklahomaMama]

Never heard of them before, but I just googled them and think I'll buy one for the wife.that's very nice of you! :hug

[Red_41]

Positive: Trip to S.F. was absolutely the best! Went to my fav hang out Haight Ashbury!!
Negative: Came back home and was sick as a dog! I'm feeling much better today, I even made it into work, which yesterday I thought was going to be impossible.
Hey Mary Ann! Welcome Back!
I was wondering where you'd gone off to ... forgot you had the trip planned.
Glad to hear you had fun (positive) sorry to hear you're sick (negative).
Feel better soon. :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

that's very nice of you! :hug
:cool:

Plus, sometimes unexpected presents can lead to unexpected...err...nevermind.

[OklahomaMama]

:cool:

Plus, sometimes unexpected presents can lead to unexpected...err...nevermind.i KNEW it! all these years i suspected you guys had ulterior motives!!!
:haha

[angelces]

hey brenda... you realize leche means milk in spanish...

You're tongue takes on a WHOLE new meaning with that title above it. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

i KNEW it! all these years i suspected you guys had ulterior motives!!!
:haha
I like to think of it as a 'fringe benefit'

:angel

[gypsie]

:cool:

Plus, sometimes unexpected presents can lead to unexpected...err...nevermind.

I've been trying to teach my husband that for years.
Your wife is very lucky.

[OklahomaMama]

hey brenda... you realize leche means milk in spanish...

You're tongue takes on a WHOLE new meaning with that title above it. :lolyeah :lol
in FRENCH though....

ok, so i'm just a dirty dirty girl in any language :rolleyes:

:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Mary Ann! Welcome Back!
I was wondering where you'd gone off to ... forgot you had the trip planned.
Glad to hear you had fun (positive) sorry to hear you're sick (negative).
Feel better soon. :hugHi Noella, thanks I'm feeling much better today, I stood in bed till 3:30 yesterday and went to bed early which I'm sure helped.
How was your weekend?

[gypsie]

yeah :lol
in FRENCH though....

ok, so i'm just a dirty dirty girl in any language :rolleyes:

:evil
It's true you are a dirty girl!:evil ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

but you've got a POSITIVE package on the way to ya!
:)
(it turned out really pretty too!)
:hugCool, I can't wait to see it Mama!:)

[angelces]

yeah :lol
in FRENCH though....

ok, so i'm just a dirty dirty girl in any language :rolleyes:

:evil
just expect people to ask you why you live for milk... :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

just expect people to ask you why you live for milk... :lol
I live for milk...rather, I live for the area of the female body which produces said substance.

[OklahomaMama]

just expect people to ask you why you live for milk... :lol:p
um... because it does a body good??

ok, i changed it to "long tongue" in italian

[angelces]

:lol "i live for milk" with the BJ avatar. :lol that was slutty enough.

PS I think mine is bigger than yours. :p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol "i live for milk" with the BJ avatar. :lol that was slutty enough.

PS I think mine is bigger than yours. :ptongue fight!
:bounce
i'll have to take a pic of it fully extended... it's kinda scary :eek:

[System]

:p
um... because it does a body good??

ok, i changed it to "long tongue" in italian


are you dropping hints?

cause, mmmm...ya my tounge hasn't had any complaints yet

[System]

she's a witch. BURN HER!

Tony you better not lose your job!! who's gonna keep us worker bees company throughout the day? *pout*

(seriously though, good luck)



stupid bosses,

i am off to get a frontal lobotomy so i can be a manager...

[OlivePoet]

:hug :hug :hug ~ Noella ~ :hug :hug :hug
just sent me the best PM ever.

Thank you so much.
It made me cry.
But in that good, fuzzy way. :p

[gypsie]

stupid bosses,

i am off to get a frontal lobotomy so i can be a manager...

No matter what happens you'll still be king here
(at least that's what we're telling you)

[Bull_11]

Hey yall! Holy hell what a busy day it's been.

I had a chance to only backread a little bit and I saw the Mission Statement for the ROCs was up for re-discussion. We all on the same page here gentlemen?

[gypsie]

Hey Brian!
How's it hangin'?

[angelces]

tongue fight!
:bounce
i'll have to take a pic of it fully extended... it's kinda scary :eek:
I have a long italian tongue...

I was told by my dentist that I have an overly active oversized tongue for the size of my mouth.

[OklahomaMama]

are you dropping hints?

cause, mmmm...ya my tounge hasn't had any complaints yetah, but can it stand up to THE tongue???
:lol

[Bull_11]

Hey Brian!
How's it hangin'?
It's hangin' pretty well today! Thanks! How are they hangin' for you today, Kellie?

[OklahomaMama]

I have a long italian tongue...

I was told by my dentist that I have an overly active oversized tongue for the size of my mouth.and then he asked you out, right? :p

[Keith]

mama, am I supposed to make a tape of myself having sex or proove to you?

[OklahomaMama]

hi brian! :hug

[angelces]

and then he asked you out, right? :p
no he told me to move it away from where he was trying to do work and to try to keep it still and away from the drill. :lol I think it was totally a occupational comment and not a complement. :lol

[Keith]

I think it would suck to get your tongue drilled into

[Keith]

Hey Brian!
How's it hangin'?
Kellie you back for more?

[angelces]

but it wouldn't suck to get a tongue drilled into you... :lol :evil

[Red_41]

I think it would suck to get your tongue drilled into
WTF? ... I leave for 10 minutes and this is what the discussion has gotten to? ... OK, gotta backread! :freak :eek:

[Red_41]

Hi Noella, thanks I'm feeling much better today, I stood in bed till 3:30 yesterday and went to bed early which I'm sure helped.
How was your weekend?
Glad you're feeling better. It's amazing what a little rest will do for you!

My weekend was pretty quiet ... did a little puttering, bought some new window treatments, that kinda thing.

.. oh, and of course, made sure I checked in with the positive/negative peeps once in awhile :D

[Red_41]

:lol "i live for milk" with the BJ avatar. :lol that was slutty enough.

PS I think mine is bigger than yours. :p
OK, you ladies are creating a whole new image for the milk mustache campaign :lol :lol

[Red_41]

:hug :hug :hug ~ Noella ~ :hug :hug :hug
just sent me the best PM ever.

Thank you so much.
It made me cry.
But in that good, fuzzy way. :p
It's all about the love sweetie ... and the positive vibes. The ROC's will surely volunteer to keep things looking "upward" :D . That's part of their mission ... the care and nurturing of the pussies!

[Red_41]

Hey yall! Holy hell what a busy day it's been.

I had a chance to only backread a little bit and I saw the Mission Statement for the ROCs was up for re-discussion. We all on the same page here gentlemen?
Hey Brian!

I thought it was important to "restate" the original mission, the philosophy of the ROCs as it were ... the role of the ROCs seems to be expanding ... I think in a good way :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Brian!

I thought it was important to "restate" the original mission, the philosophy of the ROCs as it were ... the role of the ROCs seems to be expanding ... I think in a good way :rolleyes:
If we get excited enough, we might even erect some sort of website. its all very tit-illating.

[Red_41]

If we get excited enough, we might even erect some sort of website. its all very tit-illating.
:thumbsup :lol

[Keith]

yeah, you see the ROC's were feeling a little under appreciated and we needed to revamp our mission statement. It is still in the discussion stages.

[Red_41]

Were you feeling underappreciated Keith ... c'mere and let me 'show you some appreciation big boy' *strikes a Mae West pose*

[PedroPSK]

I'm feeling unappreciated!! I'm feeling unappreciated!! You can strike me with whatever you want!!
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

I'm feeling unappreciated!! I'm feeling unappreciated!! You can strike me with whatever you want!!
:evilMWAAAH!
hits Pedro with a patented Mama smooch
;)

[OlivePoet]

MWAAAH!
hits Pedro with a patented Mama smooch
;)
:: whack ::
hits pedro in the forehead with patented Heater strap-on

[OklahomaMama]

negative: my left arm is kinda dead

positive: got a doctor's appointment for wednesday

[PedroPSK]

Wow! I dont know which I liked better! Mama's kiss is awsome...but a strap on and heater...??....:evil could be more fun!
:twak do it again! do it again!

:D

[OklahomaMama]

:: whack ::
hits pedro in the forehead with patented Heater strap-on:lol
that's my girl!
:D

[PedroPSK]

negative: my left arm is kinda dead

positive: got a doctor's appointment for wednesday
that happens to my right arm sometimes but I usually just switch to the left for a little while then I'm good to go!
:monkey

:D

[Red_41]

Wow! I dont know which I liked better! Mama's kiss is awsome...but a strap on and heater...??....:evil could be more fun!
:twak do it again! do it again!

:D
*craaackkk* ... Noella pulls out the whip as she steps into her 4" stilettos :evil

[PedroPSK]

brb - quick meeting.

[PedroPSK]

*craaackkk* ... Noella pulls out the whip as she steps into her 4" stilettos :evilOh damn!! I like I like!!!
:bounce :bounce

[Red_41]

negative: my left arm is kinda dead

positive: got a doctor's appointment for wednesday
What's wrong with your arm darlin ... did you hurt yourself? Maybe you've been too rough on the ROC's and it's catching up to you ... :lol

[PedroPSK]

God how I love hooker heels!!!
Got any good little outfits to wear with them? :D

[OklahomaMama]

that happens to my right arm sometimes but I usually just switch to the left for a little while then I'm good to go!
:monkey

:Dsnot!
it would be humorous if it didn't hurt so much :rolleyes:
i'm using my boob as a shelf to rest the arm on cuz if it hangs down it goes totally numb

[OklahomaMama]

What's wrong with your arm darlin ... did you hurt yourself? Maybe you've been too rough on the ROC's and it's catching up to you ... :lolwish i knew... it's been getting progressively worse for about a week... might be an impinged nerve in my neck

think i can claim worker's comp cuz i type so damn much @ work?? :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

hi brian! :hug
Sup Mama!? :hug

It's been a busy day today. I haven't really had the time to keep up in here. :(

[Red_41]

God how I love hooker heels!!!
Got any good little outfits to wear with them? :D
Which colour garter belts do you prefer? Sexy black, Virgin White or Devil Red?

[OklahomaMama]

Sup Mama!? :hug

It's been a busy day today. I haven't really had the time to keep up in here. :(new day, same smut! :p
we missed you, didn't we kids?

[Red_41]

wish i knew... it's been getting progressively worse for about a week... might be an impinged nerve in my neck

think i can claim worker's comp cuz i type so damn much @ work?? :rolleyes:
Yeah, you better tell em you're getting carpal tunnel and you need a more ergonomically appropriate desk with a massage chair and foot rest !;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
that's my girl!
:D
I'm baaaaAAaack. :p

[Red_41]

new day, same smut! :p
we missed you, didn't we kids?
Same smut but we're always creative :lol

[Red_41]

Oh ... hi again Bri! *waves* nice to have you back.

[OlivePoet]

*craaackkk* ... Noella pulls out the whip as she steps into her 4" stilettos :evil
:lol That was a super hot mental image!

[MAM2STEPN]

wish i knew... it's been getting progressively worse for about a week... might be an impinged nerve in my neck

think i can claim worker's comp cuz i type so damn much @ work?? :rolleyes:Sorry to hear your arm is hurting you. I hear you about having to type so much @ work!:lol :lol You might try using a sling until you can get in to see your doctor.

[Red_41]

Sorry to hear your arm is hurting you. I hear you about having to type so much @ work!:lol :lol You might try using a sling until you can get in to see your doctor.
Hey Mary Ann ... guess you didn't backread ... she's using her boob as a shelf! ... Gee ... mine won't support my arm ... my wrist maybe ... but not my whole arm! :p

[Bull_11]

Oh ... hi again Bri! *waves* nice to have you back.
Thanks Mama & Noella. Good to be back amongst the smut, the pussies, and the ROCs. Unfortunately I'll be leaving again shortly. Monday's are a BITCH!

[Red_41]

Safe travels then ... oh founding father!

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Mary Ann ... guess you didn't backread ... she's using her boob as a shelf! ... Gee ... mine won't support my arm ... my wrist maybe ... but not my whole arm! :pNot a good idea to use boob as a support or else pretty soon she'll be drooping on one side:lol

[Bull_11]

Safe travels then ... oh founding father!
I ain't traveling far...just to the conference room right around the corner! I'll be stuck in there for 2.5 hours though. :BANG

[PedroPSK]

yay! quick meeting over! I should be good to go for the rest of the afternoon!

[PedroPSK]

Which colour garter belts do you prefer? Sexy black, Virgin White or Devil Red?fuck the white!
black or red....surprise me!
:multi :bounce :multi

[Red_41]

fuck the white!
black or red....surprise me!
:multi :bounce :multi
... oh, I'll surprise you all right ... and you'll like it ... if not, I'll just have to make you like it.... :evil

[Red_41]

Damn ... I can't believe the day went by so quickly ... must be the elevated level of productivity I enjoyed today !!!

I'm outta here (stay Pedro, stay) ... but I'll check in later from home.

See y'all!!!

[PedroPSK]

... oh, I'll surprise you all right ... and you'll like it ... if not, I'll just have to make you like it.... :evildamn.....I think I love you!!
yup...I think I do!
You wanna come over? I need a good aggressive girl right now!

[PedroPSK]

....See y'all!!!:ugh:
Son of a.....
that shit always happens to me!
:BANG

[Red_41]

:ugh:
Son of a.....
that shit always happens to me!
:BANG
But I'll be back later ... promise .... I'll come over and make it all better ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Not a good idea to use boob as a support or else pretty soon she'll be drooping on one side:loli'm sure i can find someone for *ahem* support for "the girls"
:D

[PedroPSK]

Put me in coach...I can play!!

[OklahomaMama]

Put me in coach...I can play!!:lol
yo, Pedro... get in there for VS Bra, will ya?

[PedroPSK]

Hell Ya!!!
Can I lick the sweat off too?!?!
:evil

[PedroPSK]

I'll clean and support at the same time!

[OklahomaMama]

Pedro!
:)

um, HOW long has it been, darling?

[PedroPSK]

Pedro!
:)

um, HOW long has it been, darling?:freak
too long!!!

is it that obvious?!?!
:BANG

[OklahomaMama]

:freak
too long!!!

is it that obvious?!?!
:BANGc'mere...
:hug
Mama make it all better!




hey, is that a scuba tank in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :D

[PedroPSK]

c'mere...
:hug
Mama make it all better!




hey, is that a scuba tank in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :D
well.....
you wanna check?
:evil

;)

[OklahomaMama]

well.....
you wanna check?
:evil

;)where's the bleed off valve again? :rolleyes:

[PedroPSK]

Oh good god!!!
you are a wicked little girl...aren't you?!?!
well....aren't you?
:D

[OklahomaMama]

Oh good god!!!
you are a wicked little girl...aren't you?!?!
well....aren't you?
:D:p
i must have used that "bleed off valve" reference correctly
(thank YOU national geographic channel)
:D


yes, i am naughty... i should be punished :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

oh yaaay!

"CRUSH" is on :)

[stunnersal]

:p
i must have used that "bleed off valve" reference correctly
(thank YOU national geographic channel)
:D


yes, i am naughty... i should be punished :rolleyes:
Time for your 4 oclock spanking... :twak

[OklahomaMama]

Time for your 4 oclock spanking... :twakhey, you're smackin the wrong end, buddy!

[PedroPSK]

hey, you're smackin the wrong end, buddy!I can kiss both ends better if you want. Feel free Not to stop me if I get carried away! :evil
:D

[stunnersal]

hey, you're smackin the wrong end, buddy!
sorry it's been a long day, don't know which end is which... :(

[OklahomaMama]

I can kiss both ends better if you want. Feel free Not to stop me if I get carried away! :evil
:Dah, the latest CrushMonkey in my collection
*evil cackle*

don't worry, i'll be gentle...
:evil

[stunnersal]

I can kiss both ends better if you want. Feel free Not to stop me if I get carried away! :evil
:D
asskisser! :lol

[PedroPSK]

asskisser! :lol...and your point is?

...aint nothing wrong witha little tossed salad from time to time!

:bounce

[OlivePoet]

:lol

This is wonderfully entertaining.

[PedroPSK]

don't worry, i'll be gentle...:evil
you don't have to be ;)

[OklahomaMama]

...and your point is?

...aint nothing wrong witha little tossed salad from time to time!

:bounceespecially with grilled chicken strips and lite ranch...




oh.. THAT kind of salad tossin'...:eek:

well, yeah! that's cool too :D

[PedroPSK]

especially with grilled chicken strips and lite ranch...




oh.. THAT kind of salad tossin'...:eek:

well, yeah! that's cool too :D
both can go well with a little ranch dressn'
:D

[OklahomaMama]

don't just be entertained, heater... jump in! i'm being ravaged here :rolleyes:

[PedroPSK]

don't just be entertained, heater... jump in! i'm being ravaged here :rolleyes:come on...you know you like it!
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

come on...you know you like it!
:evilwell....




























DUH!! :D

[stunnersal]

...and your point is?

...aint nothing wrong witha little tossed salad from time to time!

:bounce
:ugh: not my bag baby...

[PedroPSK]

So mama....where did we leave off??
you giving or receiving now?
:D

[OklahomaMama]

So mama....where did we leave off??
you giving or receiving now?
:D:lol
i'm not even sure anymore!

[OlivePoet]

don't just be entertained, heater... jump in! i'm being ravaged here :rolleyes:
My head is pounding, I can't type too much today. :(

[PedroPSK]

:lol
i'm not even sure anymore!ok...I'm a gentleman...what would you prefer?
:D

[PedroPSK]

My head is pounding, I can't type too much today. :(no worries heater....you can just sit back and watch (read)...I like that too!
;)

[stunnersal]

My head is pounding, I can't type too much today. :(
Sex is the best remedy for that, and the best excuse not to have sex...Funny how that works... :lol

[OklahomaMama]

ok...I'm a gentleman...what would you prefer?
:D and i'm a lady...
both??
:evil

[PedroPSK]

and i'm a lady...
both??
:evil
damn you are good!!!
perfect answer!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

damn you are good!!!
perfect answer!
:Di could be a diplomate, huh?
:rolleyes:

[PedroPSK]

i could be a diplomate, huh?
:rolleyes:you have me in your corner...;)
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

My head is pounding, I can't type too much today. :(when you feel better, honey... check your e-mail
:hug :angel :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Sex is the best remedy for that, and the best excuse not to have sex...Funny how that works... :lolCatch 22, eh?
:p
i always like "too hot to fuck" dilemma :lol

[Crush me Grey]

did someone say.... sex...? :D :lol

[OklahomaMama]

did someone say.... sex...? :D :lolin here? noooooooo, not US!
:rolleyes:

hi, Linds! :hug

[stunnersal]

did someone say.... sex...? :D :lol
Hey look who came out from the corner... :lol

[OlivePoet]

no worries heater....you can just sit back and watch (read)...I like that too!
;)
I LOVE to watch!!

Although, I prefer to be watched. :evil

Giulio's not down with that though. <sigh>
I guess I'll have to keep our fantastic sex a secret. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Sex is the best remedy for that, and the best excuse not to have sex...Funny how that works... :lol
I'll never understand why someone would make an excuse to NOT have sex. :freak

[OlivePoet]

did someone say.... sex...? :D :lol
:lol
Hi!!! :bounce

[stunnersal]

I'll never understand why someone would make an excuse to NOT have sex. :freak
yeah i agree....i never have nor will I.... :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

I'll never understand why someone would make an excuse to NOT have sex. :freakoh, you young thang you...
sometimes it's just that you have more important things to do...
like, clean the fuzzy shit out from under the fridge
;)

[il bacio dolce]

The tongue. The tongue.

[PedroPSK]

did someone say.... sex...? :D :lolI think we may have touched on that subject a time or two....
:D

:bounce

[OlivePoet]

yeah i agree....i never have nor will I.... :thumbsup
If you're gonna lie to someone about not wanting to fuck them, then you shouldn't be fucking them.

[Crush me Grey]

hii everyone :D

[stunnersal]

If you're gonna lie to someone about not wanting to fuck them, then you shouldn't be fucking them.
exactly...and if it's the only thin you're good at then why not do what you're good at... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

oh, you young thang you...
sometimes it's just that you have more important things to do...
like, clean the fuzzy shit out from under the fridge
;)
I hope that never becomes a priority over sex! :lol

And come on, I'm good at multi-tasking....I can bend over to clean, Giulio can do his thing. Makes housework a whole-helluva-lot more fun!

[PedroPSK]

hii everyone :DHI! :D

[OlivePoet]

exactly...and if it's the only thin you're good at then why not do what you're good at... :thumbsup
Yeah, sex is pretty much all I've got going for me.

[stunnersal]

hii everyone :D
Hi Lindsey!!!

[PedroPSK]

I hope that never becomes a priority over sex! :lol

And come on, I'm good at multi-tasking....I can bend over to clean, Giulio can do his thing. Makes housework a whole-helluva-lot more fun!
just be careful when cooking!
...you know....knives and all....
;)

[stunnersal]

Yeah, sex is pretty much all I've got going for me.
i wish i could say the same... :(

[PedroPSK]

Yeah, sex is pretty much all I've got going for me.
I find that VERY hard to believe!
and I barely know you (and only from here)!

be happy - believe in yourself! everything will be fine!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

I hope that never becomes a priority over sex! :lol

And come on, I'm good at multi-tasking....I can bend over to clean, Giulio can do his thing. Makes housework a whole-helluva-lot more fun!oh lord, do you think i can EVER bend over @ home?? :lol

he says his hand has "cootchie radar" :rolleyes:

[Crush me Grey]

dammit!! i want some sex ....alas i just had to help myself out this afternoon... :lol

[OlivePoet]

I hope that never becomes a priority over sex! :lol

And come on, I'm good at multi-tasking....I can bend over to clean, Giulio can do his thing. Makes housework a whole-helluva-lot more fun!
Man, I reread this and realized how degrading it would really be. :lol



I LOVE it.

I like being his bitch once in a while: does that make me weird? :freak

[stunnersal]

dammit!! i want some sex ....alas i just had to help myself out this afternoon... :lol
ahhh a mesome... :thumbsup

[stunnersal]

Man, I reread this and realized how degrading it would really be. :lol



I LOVE it.

I like being his bitch once in a while: does that make me weird? :freak
No it just makes you his bitch! Nothing worng with that... :lol

[PedroPSK]

ahhh a mesome... :thumbsupgood one! never heard that one!
:lol

[Crush me Grey]

No it just makes you his bitch! Nothing worng with that... :lol

ure only his bitch if you think you are...otherwise hed better be ready when u want it :D

[angelces]

No it just makes you his bitch! Nothing worng with that... :lol
nah because if done right and he'll get out of bed after a nice bout of sex to get you a cup of water... you know who's really the bitch. heheh

[stunnersal]

ure only his bitch if you think you are...otherwise hed better be ready when u want it :D
i agree it's a sign of a healthy relationship to be each other's bitches...

[stunnersal]

nah because if done right and he'll get out of bed after a nice bout of sex to get you a cup of water... you know who's really the bitch. heheh
well it's the least we can do after dropping some discharge on ya... :lol

[PedroPSK]

nah because if done right and he'll get out of bed after a nice bout of sex to get you a cup of water... you know who's really the bitch. hehehwow...never thought of it like that....
damn the power of the pussy...damn the power!

[angelces]

wow...never thought of it like that....
damn the power of the pussy...damn the power!
we own you... :p

[OlivePoet]

just be careful when cooking!
...you know....knives and all....
;)
Knives....turkey basters...it's all fun until someone loses a nipple.

[OlivePoet]

I find that VERY hard to believe!
and I barely know you (and only from here)!

be happy - believe in yourself! everything will be fine!
:D
I was just kidding. I'm actually a very confident gal. But I really appreciate your kind words.
:bounce
:hug

[PedroPSK]

Knives....turkey basters...it's all fun until someone loses a nipple...or a scrotum!
;)

[OlivePoet]

oh lord, do you think i can EVER bend over @ home?? :lol

he says his hand has "cootchie radar" :rolleyes:
Can we get one of those off eBay?

[stunnersal]

Nothing like a spatula and a whisk to spice things up in the kitchen... :thumbsup

[Crush me Grey]

Knives....turkey basters...it's all fun until someone loses a nipple.
eeee...i shudder at the thought of that :(

[stunnersal]

eeee...i shudder at the thought of that :(
How bout a nutcracker??? ;) :lol

[gypsie]

It's hangin' pretty well today! Thanks! How are they hangin' for you today, Kellie?

I'll let you know the man should be home in about 1/2 an hour

[PedroPSK]

..or a scrotum!
;)
Hell....my ex-gf and I were cooking for Valentines Day a few years ago (actually...I was cooking she was messing around) and we were both drunk as shit. We ended up both getting nasty cuts from the same knife! I sliced a chunk of dicing some onions and then I told her to be careful cleaning it b/c it was sharp. Sure enough....there goes part of her finger too!



Oh well...a few band aids and glasses of wine later...all was good!



:D

[gypsie]

Kellie you back for more?\

Back? Your the one that left.

[OklahomaMama]

Knives....turkey basters...it's all fun until someone loses a nipple.oh shit! :lol

why are you back in rare form just when i'm fixin to leave, girl??

[PedroPSK]

oh shit! :lol

why are you back in rare form just when i'm fixin to leave, girl??tell me about it! I gotta get going too! now when everyone joins the party....
oh well....
see y'all tomorrow!

[OklahomaMama]

Can we get one of those off eBay?when i get home i'll check into in for ya! :D

[OlivePoet]

dammit!! i want some sex ....alas i just had to help myself out this afternoon... :lol
:lol ANOTHER excellent visual.

I will ALWAYS masturbate, regardless of how much I'm getting laid. :p



EDIT: a mesome :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

No it just makes you his bitch! Nothing worng with that... :lol
:thumbsup
I can live with that.

[OlivePoet]

nah because if done right and he'll get out of bed after a nice bout of sex to get you a cup of water... you know who's really the bitch. heheh
:lol :lol :lol
He ALWAYS gets the water.

Nice.

[stunnersal]

:thumbsup
I can live with that.
i figured you would.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

well it's the least we can do after dropping some discharge on ya... :lol
Well, he always gets the towel, too. Or the mouthwash. ;)

[OlivePoet]

How bout a nutcracker??? ;) :lol
:lol
I love that you're so cheesey. :)

[OlivePoet]

oh shit! :lol

why are you back in rare form just when i'm fixin to leave, girl??
My headache suddenly went away! :lol

[stunnersal]

:lol
I love that you're so cheesey. :)
yeah one of my few qualities... :o

[OlivePoet]

yeah one of my few qualities... :o
You've got a lot of great qualities!

And I love that your posts have become a lot nicer in general. :hug :hug

[stunnersal]

You've got a lot of great qualities!

And I love that your posts have become a lot nicer in general. :hug :hug
well thank you, i am trying... Not worth being bitter.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

well thank you, i am trying... Not worth being bitter.... :thumbsup
I think you're an awesome cat, I enjoy having you around, and I'm glad we've become posting buddies. :)

<sigh>
I have to do a little work before I go now. :(
I'll be back on when I get home.
{{{hugs}}}

[Keith]

I'm too damn good to be the bitch, still looking for that girl that can out work me, damn she's not in here either. Oh well, keep looking :lol

[stunnersal]

I think you're an awesome cat, I enjoy having you around, and I'm glad we've become posting buddies. :)

<sigh>
I have to do a little work before I go now. :(
I'll be back on when I get home.
{{{hugs}}}
K--talk to you later little buddy!! :D

[stunnersal]

I'm too damn good to be the bitch, still looking for that girl that can out work me, damn she's not in here either. Oh well, keep looking :lol
I'm here.... ;)