Positive or Negative?

[Red_41]

I'm horrible at relationships. I'll probably never marry.
They say keep doing it t'ill you get it right .... I'm still doing it and I ain't got it right yet ! ... Actually, I think I'm probably good at relationships, just really bad at picking men ! :lol

[il bacio dolce]

I pick good men, I just get sick of them as soon as I find someone more attractive.

[Red_41]

Holy TV schedule batman ... the only thing on is the election results! ... I know this shouldn't be a shocker or anything, but it bites when you're in a hotel room and there's nothing on .... I suppose I could order some porn ;)

[il bacio dolce]

Well, we'll be here. And I'm sure I will be. Sigh. That's okay, he's coming over Friday night.

[MAM2STEPN]

of course!
anybody else?
:angelI'll take one! Let me know how many blanks to send.

[System]

Holy TV schedule batman ... the only thing on is the election results! ... I know this shouldn't be a shocker or anything, but it bites when you're in a hotel room and there's nothing on .... I suppose I could order some porn ;)



just talk dirty to me, it is cheaper

[Red_41]

Now how did I KNOW that as soon as I mentioned porn that the boys would start showing up ... especially Tony :rolleyes:

Thanks for sticking with me Cassie ... so you have something to look forward to on Friday night ... that's a good thing right? :)

[il bacio dolce]

I hope I have something to look forward to. Best case scenario... I get very very lucky, if you know what I mean. Worst case scenario; I make a fool of myself.

[OlivePoet]

Nestle Crunch .... we have a winnnahhh !
I'm so excited to have helped you! :bounce

[System]

Now how did I KNOW that as soon as I mentioned porn that the boys would start showing up ... especially Tony :rolleyes:

Thanks for sticking with me Cassie ... so you have something to look forward to on Friday night ... that's a good thing right? :)


hye, i just got done cooking supper and getting ready to start some homework....

[il bacio dolce]

I didn't cook tonight. I had a salad. My stomach has been doing funny things all day.

[OlivePoet]

Holy TV schedule batman ... the only thing on is the election results! ... I know this shouldn't be a shocker or anything, but it bites when you're in a hotel room and there's nothing on .... I suppose I could order some porn ;)
:thumbsup

[Red_41]

OK ... so I brought this up earlier today and then I just saw it mentioned again tonight on ACCESS Hollywood (I know but I love trash TV) .... have you heard of the book: "He's Just Not That Into You"?

"Don't Waste the Pretty"! *Hugs*

[OlivePoet]

OK ... so I brought this up earlier today and then I just saw it mentioned again tonight on ACCESS Hollywood (I know but I love trash TV) .... have you heard of the book: "He's Just Not That Into You"?

"Don't Waste the Pretty"! *Hugs*
I was checking it out after you mentioned it. It's now on my list. :p

[MAM2STEPN]

OK ... so I brought this up earlier today and then I just saw it mentioned again tonight on ACCESS Hollywood (I know but I love trash TV) .... have you heard of the book: "He's Just Not That Into You"?

"Don't Waste the Pretty"! *Hugs*Hi Noella, that sounds like an interesting read, who's the author?

[System]

OK ... so I brought this up earlier today and then I just saw it mentioned again tonight on ACCESS Hollywood (I know but I love trash TV) .... have you heard of the book: "He's Just Not That Into You"?

"Don't Waste the Pretty"! *Hugs*


nope, but ACCESS hollywood isn't my idea of a good tv show either.

Turn on the history channel and learn stuff

[Red_41]

hye, i just got done cooking supper and getting ready to start some homework....
And what, may I ask, are "we" having for dinner this evening?

[OlivePoet]

nope, but ACCESS hollywood isn't my idea of a good tv show either.

Turn on the history channel and learn stuff
Ahh, there's that "holier than thou" attitude we all know and love. ;)

[System]

And what, may I ask, are "we" having for dinner this evening?


grilled chicken breast, mashed potatoes, corn, and some stir frey

ya, good left over lunch tomorrow

[il bacio dolce]

The best dinner is the one you can take leftovers of for lunch the next day. :)

[Red_41]

Ahh, there's that "holier than thou" attitude we all know and love. ;)
Ya took the words right outta my mouth! A girl's gotta have a little trash in her life ... just call it yet another of my many vices!

Sorry I'm so slow on the uptake tonight folks ... I'm on dial up from the hotel ... arghhh.

Mary Ann ... I can't remember who the guy is but it's written by him and a woman who was also a writer on Sex and the City ... that's where the line came from ... it was one of the shows awhile back.

I bookmarked the Amazon.com site and there's some excerpts that you can read ... I'll check and see if I can find it ... it was earlier today.

[OlivePoet]

The best dinner is the one you can take leftovers of for lunch the next day. :)
:thumbsup
(It's even better when someone else makes it.;))

[OlivePoet]

Ya took the words right outta my mouth! A girl's gotta have a little trash in her life ... just call it yet another of my many vices!

Sorry I'm so slow on the uptake tonight folks ... I'm on dial up from the hotel ... arghhh.

Mary Ann ... I can't remember who the guy is but it's written by him and a woman who was also a writer on Sex and the City ... that's where the line came from ... it was one of the shows awhile back.

I bookmarked the Amazon.com site and there's some excerpts that you can read ... I'll check and see if I can find it ... it was earlier today.
Go to "Search this thread" and enter the title of the book in quotes. I'm sure you can find the link that way.

[OklahomaMama]

I'll take one! Let me know how many blanks to send.i'm terrible at this B&P stuff... i think it stands for "beads and pretties"
:lol

no need to send any blanks... i get 'em in bulk @ sam's club
:angel

i'll just call owesies :D

[System]

i'm terrible at this B&P stuff... i think it stands for "beads and pretties"
:lol

no need to send any blanks... i get 'em in bulk @ sam's club
:angel

i'll just call owesies :D


speaking of cool mama gear, we need to talk about some beads and necklaces and stuff, mine are starting to fall apart

[OklahomaMama]

cassie inspired me to make....

a phone call! :lol

got chicken fried rice, shrimp with snow peas and hunan beef on the way...
won't have to cook dinner for 2 or 3 days now
:D

[System]

cassie inspired me to make....

a phone call! :lol

got chicken fried rice, shrimp with snow peas and hunan beef on the way...
won't have to cook dinner for 2 or 3 days now
:D



what? no lo mein or crab rangoon? your missing out on all the good stuff

[OklahomaMama]

speaking of cool mama gear, we need to talk about some beads and necklaces and stuff, mine are starting to fall apartyeah, told ya... gotta get a book & teach myself to work with hemp but i'll take care of ya as soon as i get my arm back in working order



:lol
THAT didn't sound right!

[Red_41]

The dude was on Oprah a coupla weeks ago ... I keep meaning to pick it up cause it sounds hilarious: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/068987474X/102-7578155-6109703?v=glance
Hey Mary Ann ... Here's the link.

[System]

yeah, told ya... gotta get a book & teach myself to work with hemp but i'll take care of ya as soon as i get my arm back in working order



:lol
THAT didn't sound right!


doesn't have to be hemp. I haven't worn hemp in years. I got some cool looking leather rope stuff going on now with rocks and beads and shit

[il bacio dolce]

cassie inspired me to make....

a phone call! :lol

got chicken fried rice, shrimp with snow peas and hunan beef on the way...
won't have to cook dinner for 2 or 3 days now
:D

:lol Make sure you throw out that leftover Chinese if you don't finish it by Thursday night. That's as long as it will stay good. I know well.

[OlivePoet]

yeah, told ya... gotta get a book & teach myself to work with hemp but i'll take care of ya as soon as i get my arm back in working order

:lol
THAT didn't sound right!
:lol :lol That sounded great! :P

I wanna learn hemp stuff, too!

[OlivePoet]

doesn't have to be hemp. I haven't worn hemp in years. I got some cool looking leather rope stuff going on now with rocks and beads and shit
That'd probably be easier :)

[OlivePoet]

I'm gonna go to Giulio's. I have no reason for that other than wanting to get laid.

See ya'll in a bit. :P

:hug :hug :hug

[il bacio dolce]

Anybody got a camera phone? I want to send someone a picture of the guy I like now. :)

[System]

I'm gonna go to Giulio's. I have no reason for that other than wanting to get laid.

See ya'll in a bit. :P

:hug :hug :hug


I am the only guy that is getting jealous of the Hoolio character?

[Red_41]

yeah, told ya... gotta get a book & teach myself to work with hemp but i'll take care of ya as soon as i get my arm back in working order



:lol
THAT didn't sound right!

:lol :lol ... reminds me of the post I made earlier today on that topic.

Speaking of arms ... Brenda have you checked out Random lately? Lorraine was on and ...she's OK ... but she was in a nasty car accident and broke her arm in several places ... I figured you'd want to check in on her ... they had to put steel rods in etc. and she's at home recuperating. :(

She's getting lots of healing ant vibes ... but I know YOU ... you'll be wanting to do the Mama thing.:( :hug

[System]

Anybody got a camera phone? I want to send someone a picture of the guy I like now. :)


i got a sprint, but it is upstairs....and i am lazy right now

[il bacio dolce]

I burned my throat with some hot soup just now. UGH!

[il bacio dolce]

I'm gonna be up late tonight. I want to see the results.

[System]

I'm gonna be up late tonight. I want to see the results.


ya, i think i might just check in with the supreme court, gonna end up there again anyway

[OklahomaMama]

:(
sorry, T... i don't work with leather either






well, not in the JEWELRY sense anyway
:evil

[il bacio dolce]

Where is this boy anyway... Well he'll be up with me and we'll chat! Yay. :D

[System]

:(
sorry, T... i don't work with leather either






well, not in the JEWELRY sense anyway
:evil



uh, ya i am speechless for the first time ever

[Red_41]

Where is this boy anyway... Well he'll be up with me and we'll chat! Yay. :D
I'll probably stick around with you for awhile too Cass ... I'm not sure where Tony is ... aka "my wild American pet" ...

WTF are you anyway T?

[System]

i am here, but not going to randomly post just to let you guys know that...

brb...have to let my dogs out

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol ... reminds me of the post I made earlier today on that topic.

Speaking of arms ... Brenda have you checked out Random lately? Lorraine was on and ...she's OK ... but she was in a nasty car accident and broke her arm in several places ... I figured you'd want to check in on her ... they had to put steel rods in etc. and she's at home recuperating. :(

She's getting lots of healing ant vibes ... but I know YOU ... you'll be wanting to do the Mama thing.:( :hugoh no! :(

thanks for the heads up, Noella :hug
{this has become my random thread lately}

that poor girl! :(

[Red_41]

i am here, but not going to randomly post just to let you guys know that...

brb...have to let my dogs out
No no ... silly boy ... I meant geographically speaking ... unless you'd rather not say of course ...









I'm going for a ciggie ... BRB.

[System]

No no ... silly boy ... I meant geographically speaking ... unless you'd rather not say of course ...









I'm going for a ciggie ... BRB.


i am just outside of STL in Illinois. Somewhere just outside the reaches of civilization

[Red_41]

oh no! :(

thanks for the heads up, Noella :hug
{this has become my random thread lately}

that poor girl! :(
I didn't think you'd been there lately ... even with all your "early morning backreading" ... or, as I've come to know them, our "early morning coffee chats" :angel

.... Hey ... chats is cats in French .... the pussy is pervasive! :D :D

[System]

mmm..shit...where is my pager

[il bacio dolce]

So a good friend of mine who I go to school with in Pittsburgh is from Ohio and her boyfriend lives there and she stays in an apartment over this way on weekdays and goes back to Ohio on weekends. So she gets home last weekend and her boyfriend isn't around. The first thing she notices is a ton of dirty dishes in the sink, which is unusual because her boyfriend doesn't leave dishes in the sink like that, and there were a ton as if he had cooked for himself and someone else. So she opens the fridge as is her habit upon getting in the house and there's a big container of spaghetti sauce that he'd made. So she does the dishes and as she's putting the silverware away she opens the drawer to discover that he'd hidden all of the pictures of her and of the two of them together that were in the house, her magazines and a few other things as well. So she starts walking to the bedroom and she notices there are these big candles that she never saw before and they were all burned down half way. Next she notices all her clothes and things in the bedroom had been thrown in the top dresser drawer (there asn't much to hide since most of it is at her apartment over here), and in addition she found an unopened comdom in that drawer, and she says they never use them. Well she confronts her boyfriend and he talks his way out of it and denies that anything happened while she was gone. Unbelievable. Well he doesn't know that we have Friday off so she will be arriving home Thursday night unbeknownst to him. Sneak attack the bastard.... :twak

[OklahomaMama]

I didn't think you'd been there lately ... even with all your "early morning backreading" ... or, as I've come to know them, our "early morning coffee chats" :angel

.... Hey ... chats is cats in French .... the pussy is pervasive! :D :Dj'embrace ma chat dans la bouche! et toi, m'selle?
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

So a good friend of mine who I go to school with in Pittsburgh is from Ohio and her boyfriend lives there and she stays in an apartment over this way on weekdays and goes back to Ohio on weekends. So she gets home last weekend and her boyfriend isn't around. The first thing she notices is a ton of dirty dishes in the sink, which is unusual because her boyfriend doesn't leave dishes in the sink like that, and there were a ton as if he had cooked for himself and someone else. So she opens the fridge as is her habit upon getting in the house and there's a big container of spaghetti sauce that he'd made. So she does the dishes and as she's putting the silverware away she opens the drawer to discover that he'd hidden all of the pictures of her and of the two of them together that were in the house, her magazines and a few other things as well. So she starts walking to the bedroom and she notices there are these big candles that she never saw before and they were all burned down half way. Next she notices all her clothes and things in the bedroom had been thrown in the top dresser drawer (there asn't much to hide since most of it is at her apartment over here), and in addition she found an unopened comdom in that drawer, and she says they never use them. Well she confronts her boyfriend and he talks his way out of it and denies that anything happened while she was gone. Unbelievable. Well he doesn't know that we have Friday off so she will be arriving home Thursday night unbeknownst to him. Sneak attack the bastard.... :twakoh, that sucker should BURN!!!

Pussy Posse... ACTIVATE!
:D

[il bacio dolce]

:lol :lol :lol

[System]

oh, that sucker should BURN!!!

Pussy Posse... ACTIVATE!
:D


i got your back...let me know if ass needs to be kicked

[Red_41]

oh, that sucker should BURN!!!

Pussy Posse... ACTIVATE!
:D
You betcha .... We're gonna go medeveil (sp?) on that bastard .... That's the other function of the Pussy Posse Cassie ... we protect and rescue the pussy ... anytime ... anywhere!

[Red_41]

So I wonder where Heater is ... they're declaring Obama in Illinois.

[OklahomaMama]

You betcha .... We're gonna go medeveil (sp?) on that bastard .... That's the other function of the Pussy Posse Cassie ... we protect and rescue the pussy ... anytime ... anywhere!i'm thinking we need those Superfriends rings... with a stylized hoo hoo on it or something :p
we can click them together and yell
PUSSY POWER... ACTIVATE!!

:lol

[System]

So I wonder where Heater is ... they're declaring Obama in Illinois.


i need to get out of this state, fucking Chi-town is messing it up for the rest of us.

[OklahomaMama]

So I wonder where Heater is ... they're declaring Obama in Illinois.she's getting laid :p

[il bacio dolce]

Lucky girl. :(

[il bacio dolce]

My word. It is 66 degrees outside. We had cooler nights in July!

[System]

i'm thinking we need those Superfriends rings... with a stylized hoo hoo on it or something :p
we can click them together and yell
PUSSY POWER... ACTIVATE!!

:lol



hmmm, and each pussy have their own power?

one could be the power of wetness
one could be the power of vaginal orgasm
one could be the power of viagra to help the guys
one could be the power of the tounge

[Red_41]

i'm thinking we need those Superfriends rings... with a stylized hoo hoo on it or something :p
we can click them together and yell
PUSSY POWER... ACTIVATE!!

:lol
:lol Oooohhh we gotta get those made up for PussyPalooza '05 ... I'm on it ... I'm going to have "something" made up ... we need a logo !! ... I'm going to get a graphic designer (happens to be my sister in law) working on it ... :D

[OklahomaMama]

hmmm, and each pussy have their own power?

one could be the power of wetness
one could be the power of vaginal orgasm
one could be the power of viagra to help the guys
one could be the power of the toungewell, i think we ALL know my Superhero power...

dibs on the tongue, dibs i say!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol Oooohhh we gotta get those made up for PussyPalooza '05 ... I'm on it ... I'm going to have "something" made up ... we need a logo !! ... I'm going to get a graphic designer (happens to be my sister in law) working on it ... :D:bounce sweetness!

for once, "graphic" design will really mean what it sez
:lol

[System]

well, i think we ALL know my Superhero power...

dibs on the tongue, dibs i say!
:lol


:evil

prove it

:evil

[OklahomaMama]

My word. It is 66 degrees outside. We had cooler nights in July!it's 45 here... our high was 48 i think
crazy oklahoma... yesterday it was in the 80s

[OklahomaMama]

:evil

prove it

:evilwell, jeez! LOOK at it... it never stops!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

it's 45 here... our high was 48 i think
crazy oklahoma... yesterday it was in the 80s

Yikes.

[il bacio dolce]

With the combination of foods I've been munching on tonight, I'm glad I'm not going out, because my breathe must be horrible.

[Red_41]

:bounce sweetness!

for once, "graphic" design will really mean what it sez
:lol
I hadn't even thought of the "graphic" element :lol

I claim the "power of wetness" :evil

[System]

well, jeez! LOOK at it... it never stops!
:p


oh ya...excuse me while i am hyptnotized by the tounge

[il bacio dolce]

oh ya...excuse me while i am hyptnotized by the tounge
You can't escape the tongue the tongue!

[System]

You can't escape the tongue the tongue!

shit, i thought i was loosing it....please don't ever double type like that again....messing with my mind

[il bacio dolce]

Matt's bitchy. Mrow.

[Red_41]

What do you mean What do you mean What do you mean?

[System]

Matt's bitchy. Mrow.


who the hell is matt?

[il bacio dolce]

:lol I called him to see when he'd be home and he's like "I'm trying to get some work done here". Biatch. :p

[System]

What do you mean What do you mean What do you mean?



fine, no sweet lovin for you tonight

[il bacio dolce]

Or me.

[System]

Or me.


hey, how you doin?

[il bacio dolce]

He's online! :D

[Red_41]

hey, how you doin?
Awww ... c'mon baby ... don't be that way ... *reaches over and scratches his ear as she tightens T's collar* ... Ya know I love you ... don't make me use the Power Of Wetness :evil

[System]

Awww ... c'mon baby ... don't be that way ... *reaches over and scratches his ear as she tightens T's collar* ... Ya know I love you ... don't make me use the Power Of Wetness :evil

oh how woudl love to test that power tonight, but i am off...i have stuff that i need to do so i can watch election crap tonight...till later yall...


T

[il bacio dolce]

And I have to go to bed tonight with someone I don't want to sleep next to. :BANG

[Red_41]

I'm off too ... G'night.

[Beefsteak1138]

Buenos burritos!

[OklahomaMama]

nite ya'll
xxxooo


anyone still here?

[Beefsteak1138]

Goodnight Brenda!!!

Long time no see.

[OklahomaMama]

BEEEEF!
:D
yeah, i went home early & zonked out...
my shoulder 'n arm is all messed up

[Beefsteak1138]

BEEEEF!
:D
yeah, i went home early & zonked out...
my shoulder 'n arm is all messed up
:(

Sorry. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

[OklahomaMama]

:(

Sorry. Hope you feel better tomorrow.thanks :)
i'll see what my doc sez tomorrow...
'


yeah... i'm typing one handed :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

thanks :)
i'll see what my doc sez tomorrow...
'


yeah... i'm typing one handed :evil
Ditto. The wife's still at work so what's a guy to do???

[OklahomaMama]

Ditto. The wife's still at work so what's a guy to do???:haha at least i have a medical excuse :D

[Beefsteak1138]

:haha at least i have a medical excuse :D
True dat.

Well, get some rest. I'll be here bright and early tomorrow to make sure you're OK. :)

[OklahomaMama]

True dat.

Well, get some rest. I'll be here bright and early tomorrow to make sure you're OK. :)what a sweetie :angel
you should see how retarded i look :lol
i tied a halloween and us flag bandana together to make a sling...
got tired of resting it on my boobage :p

[Beefsteak1138]

what a sweetie :angel
you should see how retarded i look :lol
i tied a halloween and us flag bandana together to make a sling...
got tired of resting it on my boobage :p
I'm sorry but contact w/ boobage can never be tiresome. And I would recommend duct tape...it solves all of life's problems (just ask my dad and his previously broken fingers).

[OklahomaMama]

I'm sorry but contact w/ boobage can never be tiresome. And I would recommend duct tape...it solves all of life's problems (just ask my dad and his previously broken fingers).:lol
that was my hubby's solution :rolleyes:

what's really lame is.. i work @ a hospital that i can't get treatment at... stoopid army!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
that was my hubby's solution :rolleyes:

what's really lame is.. i work @ a hospital that i can't get treatment at... stoopid army!
See...its like the male population shares one brain. It must be in the genes or something.

[il bacio dolce]

I am getting so frustrated.

[OklahomaMama]

See...its like the male population shares one brain. It must be in the genes or something.i got him the 365 days of duct tape calendar one year :p

ever watch the Red Green show? it's canadian & a riot!

[OklahomaMama]

I am getting so frustrated.sexually??
you gotta take matters in hand, girl!
:D

[il bacio dolce]

*cough* I'm in the process of doing just that. I shall keep you updated. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I am getting so frustrated.
I know a good solution for that.

[Beefsteak1138]

i got him the 365 days of duct tape calendar one year :p

ever watch the Red Green show? it's canadian & a riot!
Bought it for my Dad, the duct tape freak. :lol

Never seen the show, must be good.

[il bacio dolce]

I feel sick.

[Beefsteak1138]

I feel sick.
morning sickness?? Is there something you wanna tell us?

[il bacio dolce]

LoL It's not morning, genius. Hehehaha.

[OklahomaMama]

Bought it for my Dad, the duct tape freak. :lol

Never seen the show, must be good.i think you'd love it!

http://www.redgreen.com/

[Beefsteak1138]

LoL It's not morning, genius. Hehehaha.
Its always morning somewhere in the world. :freak

[OklahomaMama]

I feel sick.:hug



um, it's not catching, is it?? ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

i think you'd love it!

http://www.redgreen.com/
Looks like good stuff, I'll have to see if its on in my area.

[il bacio dolce]

:hug



um, it's not catching, is it?? ;)

lets hope not.
im scared for tomorrow night.
use your imagination.

[OklahomaMama]

lets hope not.
im scared for tomorrow night.
use your imagination.my imagination might not be YOUR imagination,sweetie...
PM me?

[il bacio dolce]

LoL. Tomorrow morning from school I'll PM ya.
It's a big thing....

[il bacio dolce]

But for now I think I'm gonna study a bit and go to sleep soon.

[OklahomaMama]

LoL. Tomorrow morning from school I'll PM ya.
It's a big thing....okie dokie!
take care
:hug :hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

so... beefy boy...
alone at last! :evil

:lol

[il bacio dolce]

LoL! That's funny.

Gnite guys.

[Beefsteak1138]

so... beefy boy...
alone at last! :evil

:lol
Ah, finally....so, whatcha wearing?

[OklahomaMama]

Ah, finally....so, whatcha wearing?besides my ridiculous sling?
:p
still in my purple scrubs... they're like jammies so i get lazy sometimes :rolleyes:

oooh, but my thong matches this DMB patch that i put on my hoodie :D
http://stores.musictoday.com/store/bands/1/product_small/DMAM33.jpg (http://stores.musictoday.com/store/product.asp?dept%5Fid=37&pf%5Fid=DMAM33&band%5Fid=1&sfid=7)

[Beefsteak1138]

besides my ridiculous sling?
:p
still in my purple scrubs... they're like jammies so i get lazy sometimes :rolleyes:

oooh, but my thong matches this DMB patch that i put on my hoodie :D
http://stores.musictoday.com/store/bands/1/product_small/DMAM33.jpg (http://stores.musictoday.com/store/product.asp?dept%5Fid=37&pf%5Fid=DMAM33&band%5Fid=1&sfid=7)
Wow, my two favorite things....DMB and thongs combined. Trust me, I'm sure the attention wouldn't be drawn to your sling. ;) :D

[OklahomaMama]

Wow, my two favorite things....DMB and thongs combined. Trust me, I'm sure the attention wouldn't be drawn to your sling. ;) :D:p it's just the colors and flowers on the thong... although i'd DEF buy a DMB thong...
mmmm.... dave up my butt....
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:p it's just the colors and flowers on the thong... although i'd DEF buy a DMB thong...
mmmm.... dave up my butt....
:lol
hmmm, that may qualify as "too much info" :lol :lol

Its been good talking to you...I gotta hit the sack. Talk to you in the A.M. ;)

[OklahomaMama]

hmmm, that may qualify as "too much info" :lol :lol

Its been good talking to you...I gotta hit the sack. Talk to you in the A.M. ;)never TMI around here, buddy!
sleepy good :)




i'll just "pull a Heater" and play with myself :rolleyes:

[dpresti]

mama, welcome me! also, congrats to me! 500 posts! :-)

[OklahomaMama]

mama, welcome me! also, congrats to me! 500 posts! :-)welcome welcome welcome!
:bounce
and many congrats on becoming half a whore!
:D

this is a really fun thread... we're all about being positive :)
and raunchy too, of course :p

Pussypalooza is a gathering of like minded women who plan to get together at a 2 day DMB show this summer...
men are welcome here but you have to be in our auxillary unit, the Royal Order of Cock (ROC)... the daytime guys will show you the ropes.

[dpresti]

interesting and i love it! i hope i fit in and adapt well! :-)

[OklahomaMama]

interesting and i love it! i hope i fit in and adapt well! :-)i'm sure you will! :)
it's really active in the daytime but there are some nightowls wandering in too.
if i'm not here, you just tell 'em you have Mama's personal blessing & you'll be golden

(they're all just a little afraid of me for some reason)
:p

[dpresti]

i'm not affraid to bare all... i'll observe for a little bit then jump in the pool

[OklahomaMama]

i'm not affraid to bare all... i'll observe for a little bit then jump in the poolheh heh... you said "bare all"
:lol

yup, you'll fit in!

backread a little, get a feel for us goofballs :p

[OklahomaMama]

i'm gonna try to get some sleep... apparently, i moaned and tossed all night & kept pat awake with my pain :rolleyes:
poor bastard!

[DMBfan41]

anybody here tonight?

[Crush me Grey]

my feet are cold and im tired but i have no homework!

[twosteppn36]

ohio sucks

[MRGreySt.YNK]

ohio sucks

:thumbsup

[gypsie]

not to interupt such... lovely ... conversation, but anyone know any good sites for erotic reading. Not pics, but stories. I was looking for some inspiration... post links if you have them.

This is why I backread. Imagine what I would have missed:)

[Red_41]

Good morning ! ... *yawn, stretch* ... How are the pussies today?

[OklahomaMama]

kellie & noella!
:)
what a nice early morning surprise!

do we all have our coffee cups in hand? i propose a toast:

"may our pussies live long and prosper"
:D

[gypsie]

Good morning my pussies!
I don't have that long this morning I have to make my self presentable for my appointment today. It took me 20 minutes to backread but well worth it. That is why I pop in and out all day - save time.

Off to get coffee - brb

[gypsie]

How is your arm this morning Mama?

[Red_41]

"clink" ... I'll drink tothat ... I'm on cup # 2 ... You wouldn't believe how much Canada is involved in the election results ... It's all people talk about.

How's the arm Mama? ... Got your doc's appt at 3 today hunh? *gentle hug*

Hey Kel ... ya feeling limber today ... how about some early morning yoga ladies! :)

[OklahomaMama]

:hug
i can hug you with BOTH arms today :)
(of course, i'll go to the doctor and she'll say i'm a freakin' idiot!)
:rolleyes:

it still hurts and my fingers go numb but it is actually a little better

[Red_41]

I'm glad it's a little better ... I'm doing pretty well except I had a lousy sleep ... hotel room (I never sleep well the first night away) ... I'm heading back home this afternoon though ... I miss my furry pussies :)

[gypsie]

*Clink*

Mama get your doctor to send you to a neurologist and get your ass to a massage therapist (preferrably a big hunky one named sven or me)

You both go ahead and do your early morning yoga I am nursing fractured ribs (rough sex last night - just kidding from coughing) I will supervise.

SO do we know who supposidly won last night?

[Red_41]

Bush's Chief of Staff declared a "statistical" victory even though Ohio's not in yet ... Edwards says they will make sure "every" vote is counted ... there's talk that it'll come down to the provisional ballots ... it'll probably be a few days :(

[Red_41]

I've got a hunky French massage therapist name Christian .... that boy has magic hands ! I haven't been in awhile though... I've overdue (for many things :))

[gypsie]

Bush's Chief of Staff declared a "statistical" victory even though Ohio's not in yet ... Edwards says they will make sure "every" vote is counted ... there's talk that it'll come down to the provisional ballots ... it'll probably be a few days :(

So the answer is no one knows and they are going to split hairs over every tiny vote - good they better exp. since this is the first time I voted!
Enough political crap onto sex!

Get any good porn last night Noella?
F! I have to go get ready but you know I'll be back!
Enjoy your coffee my early rising pussies (that just sounded wrong) see ya later!:hug :hug

[Red_41]

I'm with you chickie ... that's what the Political thread is for :o)

Unfortunately, no porn for this girl ... I fell asleep watching the tube ... I did have sex but "one really is the loneliest number"

I'm doing quick replies today cause I'm on dial up and it's slowwwww.



Going for a quick ciggie before I hit the shower ... brb *hugs*

[OklahomaMama]

owwwwie! :(
fractured ribs, kell? that sucks!
(gentle) :hug :hug :hug


noella, you kill me woman! :lol
"one is the loneliest number"
:p

[System]

owwwwie! :(
fractured ribs, kell? that sucks!
(gentle) :hug :hug :hug


noella, you kill me woman! :lol
"one is the loneliest number"
:p


hey mama, noella wants to rent me from you, so let me know how much and I will set it up

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug
i can hug you with BOTH arms today :)
(of course, i'll go to the doctor and she'll say i'm a freakin' idiot!)
:rolleyes:

it still hurts and my fingers go numb but it is actually a little better
Glad you're feeling better.

off topic:
How much coffee would one have to drink to be considered an addict?

[Red_41]

Yo boys!

Tony .... I told you we have a shared custody agreement with Mama so no rental fees or other charges are required :devil ....

How much coffee DO you drink Sean?

[Beefsteak1138]

How much coffee DO you drink Sean?
I lost track, so probably too much. Sometimes I wake up with throbbing headaches, which don't subside until my first cup of coffee is consumed.

[System]

Yo boys!

Tony .... I told you we have a shared custody agreement with Mama so no rental fees or other charges are required :devil ....

How much coffee DO you drink Sean?


well then, when you coming to visit :evil

[Red_41]

I'm no MAMA but I'd say that's not a good sign ...

[Red_41]

Positive: Just had a nice hot bath in an extra deep tub with lavender essential oil ... wandering naked in my hotel room ... damn I feel good!

[System]

I'm no MAMA but I'd say that's not a good sign ...

ok, slow down. it is early...what isn't a good sign?

[System]

Positive: Just had a nice hot bath in an extra deep tub with lavender essential oil ... wandering naked in my hotel room ... damn I feel good!


hmm...to be a fly on that wall....

[Red_41]

OK ... .I really gotta get dressed or I'll be late for my meeting ... see Tony ... you really do make the pussies late in the morning!

[Beefsteak1138]

OK ... .I really gotta get dressed....

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Red_41]

Be back later baby .... love y'all ... have a great one ... Hugs

[System]

OK ... .I really gotta get dressed or I'll be late for my meeting ... see Tony ... you really do make the pussies late in the morning!


clothes gets in the way of fun like work gets in the way of posting

[gypsie]

hey mama, noella wants to rent me from you, so let me know how much and I will set it up

So I'm guessing you haven't told Mama and Noella aabout me?;) :evil

Opps!

[System]

So I'm guessing you haven't told Mama and Noella aabout me?;) :evil

Opps!


hey, everybody needs taht friend that nobody knows about just so they can provide totally objective opinions and guilt free casual sex

[gypsie]

hey, everybody needs taht friend that nobody knows about just so they can provide totally objective opinions and guilt free casual sex

Thank god for Tony! He's the best friend a girl could have next to her vibrator.

[System]

Thank god for Tony! He's the best friend a girl could have next to her vibrator.

:hug

:rolleyes:


ya, now if i just had a private jet to visit all my ladies

[gypsie]

:hug

:rolleyes:


ya, now if i just had a private jet to visit all my ladies


:rolleyes: *thinking*

SO ladies what do you say we start a fund raiser to get Tony a private jet?:evil

[System]

:rolleyes: *thinking*

SO ladies what do you say we start a fund raiser to get Tony a private jet?:evil



hey, even if my jet has a the word SOUTHWEST painted on it and I had to share it, it would be mine.

[Bull_11]

Mornin' yall! How is everyone?

No way I'm backreading all them damn pages...

[System]

ya, no backreading....just try to stay on top of the Pussy Crew today

[Bull_11]

ya, no backreading....just try to stay on top of the Pussy Crew today
Sup T?

Staying on top of the Pussy is one of my greatest joys in life! :evil

[System]

Sup T?

Staying on top of the Pussy is one of my greatest joys in life! :evil

chilling here, trying to not get anything done today...


i prefer in the pussy but that just sounded bad, you know? :D

[Keith]

Whats up all? I had all day off yesterday and didn't come into the office so no computer for me. I'm back today, and I'm not back reading. So what's new besides the fact that Kellie thinks she can handle me?

[System]

careful, kellie is injured, got some cracked ribs or something

[OklahomaMama]

kellie's ribs, my shoulder....
you boys are just too fucking rough!
;)

[System]

kellie's ribs, my shoulder....
you boys are just too fucking rough!
;)

sorry, i will get padded handcuffs next time

how you doing today mama?

[Keith]

told you she couldn't handle me :lol Kell I hope everything is all right with your ribs. Next time I'll go easy

[OklahomaMama]

sorry, i will get padded handcuffs next time

how you doing today mama?hey, babycakes :)
i was a lot better til i was cutting veggies for a 15 bean soup... cutting board slipped, something popped, i screamed an obscenity, the cats hauled ass...
it wasn't pretty :rolleyes:

[selkiegirl]

Brenda, you need a break, dear.

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda, you need a break, dear.:p i know... i'm just a mess!
how are YOU today?
:angel

[stunnersal]

Morning everyone! :D

[System]

hey, babycakes :)
i was a lot better til i was cutting veggies for a 15 bean soup... cutting board slipped, something popped, i screamed an obscenity, the cats hauled ass...
it wasn't pretty :rolleyes:


ya, 15 bean soup, making tony hungry....


sucks about you hurting again though

[OlivePoet]

hi! :bounce

I'm gonna go catch up on the last few hours....be back soon :)

[Keith]

don't catch up, you didn't miss anything

[stunnersal]

don't catch up, you didn't miss anything
Go for a cig or drink she'll be a while, look out for the backposts... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Anybody got a camera phone? I want to send someone a picture of the guy I like now. :)
Oooh Ohhh! I have a camera phone! (Whenever you get back) :)

I'll PM ya! :p

[OlivePoet]

I am the only guy that is getting jealous of the Hoolio character?
Probably. :(

[OklahomaMama]

it's gonna be a really good soup :)
i threw in a meaty hambone i had in the freezer, carrots, onions, gahhlic, Rotel tomatoes, celery, parsnips and secret herbs & spices (it was the stoopid parsnips that messed me up! damn tough veggie!)
and i'm gonna make homemade cornbread after work if i ain't in traction :rolleyes:


hi everyone! (i'm not usually rude... sorry) ;)

[stunnersal]

it's gonna be a really good soup :)
i threw in a meaty hambone i had in the freezer, carrots, onions, gahhlic, Rotel tomatoes, celery, parsnips and secret herbs & spices (it was the stoopid parsnips that messed me up! damn tough veggie!)
and i'm gonna make homemade cornbread after work if i ain't in traction :rolleyes:


hi everyone! (i'm not usually rude... sorry) ;)
Hi, it's ok Be rude! ;)

[OlivePoet]

i am just outside of STL in Illinois. Somewhere just outside the reaches of civilization
Which is totally a quick drive to Chicago! :p

[Keith]

I'm at work wouldn't go for a smoke or drink while here. Although I should go for some coffee

[Keith]

Which is totally a quick drive to Chicago! :p
Looks like tony will be bumping uglies with heater

[OlivePoet]

So a good friend of mine who I go to school with in Pittsburgh is from Ohio and her boyfriend lives there and she stays in an apartment over this way on weekdays and goes back to Ohio on weekends. So she gets home last weekend and her boyfriend isn't around. The first thing she notices is a ton of dirty dishes in the sink, which is unusual because her boyfriend doesn't leave dishes in the sink like that, and there were a ton as if he had cooked for himself and someone else. So she opens the fridge as is her habit upon getting in the house and there's a big container of spaghetti sauce that he'd made. So she does the dishes and as she's putting the silverware away she opens the drawer to discover that he'd hidden all of the pictures of her and of the two of them together that were in the house, her magazines and a few other things as well. So she starts walking to the bedroom and she notices there are these big candles that she never saw before and they were all burned down half way. Next she notices all her clothes and things in the bedroom had been thrown in the top dresser drawer (there asn't much to hide since most of it is at her apartment over here), and in addition she found an unopened comdom in that drawer, and she says they never use them. Well she confronts her boyfriend and he talks his way out of it and denies that anything happened while she was gone. Unbelievable. Well he doesn't know that we have Friday off so she will be arriving home Thursday night unbeknownst to him. Sneak attack the bastard.... :twak
She should be done with him now.
Well, she should poke some holes in the condoms she finds first.

[OlivePoet]

So I wonder where Heater is ... they're declaring Obama in Illinois.
:bounce
I was watching.

[OlivePoet]

she's getting laid :p
:thumbsup

[stunnersal]

I'm at work wouldn't go for a smoke or drink while here. Although I should go for some coffee
Yeah have 2 cups it's gonna be a while... :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

Negative, long night. And no new president

[Keith]

What if the guy is gay, I mean it happened to Sal

[OlivePoet]

:p it's just the colors and flowers on the thong... although i'd DEF buy a DMB thong...
mmmm.... dave up my butt....
:lol
:lol :lol
That made the students look at me!

[stunnersal]

What if the guy is gay, I mean it happened to Sal
Woah...what happened to me and a gay guy?? I mean what didn't but that's not the point...I'm confused... :confused:

[Bull_11]

chilling here, trying to not get anything done today...


i prefer in the pussy but that just sounded bad, you know? :D
in, out, on top, from the back, from the side, upside down...all sounds good to me! :evil

[OlivePoet]

i'll just "pull a Heater" and play with myself :rolleyes:
:lol :lol :lol
awesome.

[OlivePoet]

mama, welcome me! also, congrats to me! 500 posts! :-)
:bounce
Welcome!

[Keith]

Sal, that time that you cooked dinner for some person and your girl walked in, and found you with a guy. You remember

[OlivePoet]

This is why I backread. Imagine what I would have missed:)
:thumbsup

[Bull_11]

Probably. :(
You're not the only jealous one, T!

[OlivePoet]

hey mama, noella wants to rent me from you, so let me know how much and I will set it up
Sufficient pay for you? A button.

[OlivePoet]

Mornin' yall! How is everyone?

No way I'm backreading all them damn pages...
Party pooper. ;)

[OlivePoet]

don't catch up, you didn't miss anything
I missed you yesterday. :(

But you already got that e-mail! :p

[stunnersal]

Sal, that time that you cooked dinner for some person and your girl walked in, and found you with a guy. You remember
Hey you told me you liked my Stroganoff.... :twak

[OlivePoet]

it's gonna be a really good soup :)
i threw in a meaty hambone i had in the freezer, carrots, onions, gahhlic, Rotel tomatoes, celery, parsnips and secret herbs & spices (it was the stoopid parsnips that messed me up! damn tough veggie!)
and i'm gonna make homemade cornbread after work if i ain't in traction :rolleyes:


hi everyone! (i'm not usually rude... sorry) ;)
For as much as I love to cook (and actually do so), it's strange, but I've NEVER made a soup from scratch.

[Bull_11]

Party pooper. ;)
There you go talking about butt and poop again! :D

[OlivePoet]

Looks like tony will be bumping uglies with heater
:rolleyes: Probably not.


:lol But I love that term. Bumping uglies. :lol

[stunnersal]

Party pooper. ;)
she said pooper...

[angelces]

thanks for the links yesterday ladies. let me know if you think of any more.

[OlivePoet]

You're not the only jealous one, T!
:bounce :bounce :bounce

[Keith]

heater like it up the pooper what?

[OlivePoet]

There you go talking about butt and poop again! :D
:lol
I can't help myself.

[PedroPSK]

Positive: took a wicked steamer a little while ago
Negative: somebody was walking in as I was walking out (poor bastard! )
:D

Negative: worked laste as shit last night and early as shit this morning
Positive: boss knows it and is happy I did (I didn't have to - but it was good I did)


Positive: my head hasnt hit the keyboard yet
Negative: I can't fight it too much longer!

** starts to take really long blinks **

[OlivePoet]

thanks for the links yesterday ladies. let me know if you think of any more.
I'm glad you were able to have a good night. :evil
How were the stories on sublime? I never read any.

[Bull_11]

:bounce :bounce :bounce
Heya, Heater! ;)

So when am i gonna get to see a pic of you? The tiny avatar pic just doesn't cut it!! I know I just joined in the fun here recently, but is there anywhere you all have posted pics or anything?

[angelces]

Positive: took a wicked steamer a little while ago
Negative: somebody was walking in as I was walking out (poor bastard! )
:D

Negative: worked laste as shit last night and early as shit this morning
Positive: boss knows it and is happy I did (I didn't have to - but it was good I did)


Positive: my head hasnt hit the keyboard yet
Negative: I can't fight it too much longer!

** starts to take really long blinks **
Sit back in your chair, put your one hand over your eyes and look like you're thinking, leave the other hand on your mouse. It will move subtly occasionally keeping the screen up. And close your eyes for a few seconds. It only takes a minute but you'll snap out of the head nods and be able to get through the rest of the day. If anyone comes over while you're doing it make it looks like you were rubbing your eyes or thinking.

[PedroPSK]

Sit back in your chair, put your one hand over your eyes and look like you're thinking, leave the other hand on your mouse. It will move subtly occasionally keeping the screen up. And close your eyes for a few seconds. It only takes a minute but you'll snap out of the head nods and be able to get through the rest of the day. If anyone comes over while you're doing it make it looks like you were rubbing your eyes or thinking.
true! thank you!
:D

[angelces]

I'm glad you were able to have a good night. :evil
How were the stories on sublime? I never read any.
not that kind of inspiration. I ... uh ... create my own stories and I was looking to see some writing by others to compare.

[OlivePoet]

heater like it up the pooper what?
I'm a virgin, I don't know what you're talking about.

[angelces]

true! thank you!
:D
I do it all the time, it's the only way I get through working 10 shifts a week (roughly 90 hours) on only 6.50 hours a night. That time after lunch from 2:30 to 4 is the worst for the nods...

[OlivePoet]

Positive: took a wicked steamer a little while ago
Negative: somebody was walking in as I was walking out (poor bastard! )
:D

Negative: worked laste as shit last night and early as shit this morning
Positive: boss knows it and is happy I did (I didn't have to - but it was good I did)


Positive: my head hasnt hit the keyboard yet
Negative: I can't fight it too much longer!

** starts to take really long blinks **
:bounce
G'mornin'!

[stunnersal]

I'm a virgin, I don't know what you're talking about.
My ass....

[OlivePoet]

Heya, Heater! ;)

So when am i gonna get to see a pic of you? The tiny avatar pic just doesn't cut it!! I know I just joined in the fun here recently, but is there anywhere you all have posted pics or anything?
What's your email? The pics/files I have are too big to post on ants.

E-mail me directly actually, that'll make it easier for me to remember:
DancingHeaters@gmail.com

[PedroPSK]

I'm a virgin, I don't know what you're talking about.I just about fell out of my chair reading that just now!!
Now THATS good comedy!!!
That woke me up! Thank you!
:lol

;)

nothing but love! :D

[Keith]

I'm a virgin, I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, and I'm studying to be a Priest.

Angel, what type of writing are you comparing and there is a sublime forum?

[OlivePoet]

Sit back in your chair, put your one hand over your eyes and look like you're thinking, leave the other hand on your mouse. It will move subtly occasionally keeping the screen up. And close your eyes for a few seconds. It only takes a minute but you'll snap out of the head nods and be able to get through the rest of the day. If anyone comes over while you're doing it make it looks like you were rubbing your eyes or thinking.
That might be the best advice I've ever heard! :lol

[PedroPSK]

:bounce
G'mornin'!
well...'mornin atleast ;)

[stunnersal]

Yeah, and I'm studying to be a Priest.

Angel, what type of writing are you comparing and there is a sublime forum?
Bless you Father....

[OlivePoet]

not that kind of inspiration. I ... uh ... create my own stories and I was looking to see some writing by others to compare.
Right on! Hmm, I'm actually a pretty good writer (please don't judge me by my Ants posts though!:lol) And I'm definately a sexual person. Maybe I should give that a shot.

[Keith]

What's your email? The pics/files I have are too big to post on ants.

E-mail me directly actually, that'll make it easier for me to remember:
DancingHeaters@gmail.com
It doesn't matter she never checks her email

[angelces]

Yeah, and I'm studying to be a Priest.

Angel, what type of writing are you comparing and there is a sublime forum?
I have written a few naughty stories. I've been told they are pretty good. I was looking for some frame of reference. i read black lace (novels) but I don't write anything that long. I was looking for short stories to compare to.

And I'm sure there's a forum for the band Sublime around somewhere. but the link Heather posted was a porn site. Amatuer pics only, no stories.

[OlivePoet]

I just about fell out of my chair reading that just now!!
Now THATS good comedy!!!
That woke me up! Thank you!
:lol
;)
nothing but love! :D
:lol
Glad I could <cough> be of service. :p

[OlivePoet]

I have written a few naughty stories. I've been told they are pretty good. I was looking for some frame of reference. i read black lace (novels) but I don't write anything that long. I was looking for short stories to compare to.

And I'm sure there's a forum for the band Sublime around somewhere. but the link Heather posted was a porn site. Amatuer pics only, no stories.
Oh. I suck. :p

[Keith]

Does someone want to go to the dry cleaners for me? I swear I need a personal assistant, that's why I wish I was back in Louisville where I could have a pledge be my personal assistant, of course I would pay.

[stunnersal]

Oh. I suck. :p
what's the problem with that?? :confused:

[stunnersal]

Does someone want to go to the dry cleaners for me? I swear I need a personal assistant, that's why I wish I was back in Louisville where I could have a pledge be my personal assistant, of course I would pay.
Can you grab my 2 suits while ur there..Thanks! :thumbsup

[Bull_11]

What's your email? The pics/files I have are too big to post on ants.

E-mail me directly actually, that'll make it easier for me to remember:
DancingHeaters@gmail.com
sent

[Keith]

I have written a few naughty stories. I've been told they are pretty good. I was looking for some frame of reference. i read black lace (novels) but I don't write anything that long. I was looking for short stories to compare to.

And I'm sure there's a forum for the band Sublime around somewhere. but the link Heather posted was a porn site. Amatuer pics only, no stories.
Oh yeah the good ole directory, I know what you are talking about now. Eh, porn sadly I own none, I don't even have a computer at my house to look at porn. I guess I'm too busy for porn now, what a sad day. My assistant must be hot and willing to get naked for me, and she can not sue for sexual harrasment or misconduct there will be a clause in her contract.

[angelces]

Oh yeah the good ole directory, I know what you are talking about now. Eh, porn sadly I own none, I don't even have a computer at my house to look at porn. I guess I'm too busy for porn now, what a sad day. My assistant must be hot and willing to get naked for me, and she can not sue for sexual harrasment or misconduct there will be a clause in her contract.
are you accepting applications?

[Keith]

Can you grab my 2 suits while ur there..Thanks! :thumbsup
no, Sal I don't want to go I'm trying to get someone to go for me. I'm starting to take applications for my personal assistant.

[OlivePoet]

sent
And my pics are in the process of being sent. :) If the email doesnt come through (if the pics are too big), I'll send them one at a time, and you can move them out of your mailbox each time and make room for the next :)