Positive or Negative?

[stunnersal]

no, Sal I don't want to go I'm trying to get someone to go for me. I'm starting to take applications for my personal assistant.
Oh well...Lemme know who you get i'll throw in a couple bucks to get my suits... :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

hey, ya'll
:angel

[Bull_11]

And my pics are in the process of being sent. :) If the email doesnt come through (if the pics are too big), I'll send them one at a time, and you can move them out of your mailbox each time and make room for the next :)
You rock!

Nothing yet, but I'll let you know. Was the email over 1MB? If so, you'll be gettin' that sucka back.

[stunnersal]

hey, ya'll
:angel
Hiya! :D

[OlivePoet]

Oh yeah the good ole directory, I know what you are talking about now. Eh, porn sadly I own none, I don't even have a computer at my house to look at porn. I guess I'm too busy for porn now, what a sad day. My assistant must be hot and willing to get naked for me, and she can not sue for sexual harrasment or misconduct there will be a clause in her contract.
It's not sexual harrassment if you like it.
Count me in.

[OlivePoet]

hey, ya'll
:angel
:bounce :bounce

[Bull_11]

Hey mama!

[OlivePoet]

You rock!

Nothing yet, but I'll let you know. Was the email over 1MB? If so, you'll be gettin' that sucka back.
It came back :)
OK, I'll send one, then you write me back when you've made room in your box.

Heh, heh. BOX.

[Keith]

Ok new posting

Personal Assistant needed for Keith and Sal. Travel is neccessary. You will travel from Kentucky to New Jersey to fulfull daily tasks for us. Tasks designing marketing plans for various sports to developing ad campaigns for cable television programming and also picking up dry cleaning and walking pets. Also must be sexually open person and will sign all rights to sue for sexual harrasment/misconduct. Requirements that also must be met, person must be attractive, smart, flirtatious, easy going, dedicated, and hard working. If you feel like you meet these requirments, please pm me your resume and a toppless picture of your self.

[OlivePoet]

OK, be back soon guys....

[stunnersal]

Ok new posting

Personal Assistant needed for Keith and Sal. Travel is neccessary. You will travel from Kentucky to New Jersey to fulfull daily tasks for us. Tasks designing marketing plans for various sports to developing ad campaigns for cable television programming and also picking up dry cleaning and walking pets. Also must be sexually open person and will sign all rights to sue for sexual harrasment/misconduct. Requirements that also must be met, person must be attractive, smart, flirtatious, easy going, dedicated, and hard working. If you feel like you meet these requirments, please pm me your resume and a toppless picture of your self.
u might wanna exclude topless in case a guy responds... :thumbsup

[Keith]

nah, I'll just forward those to mama and heater

[gypsie]

ya, no backreading....just try to stay on top of the Pussy Crew today

Ok - I'm doing a bit of back reading

Who's going to stay on top of me?:evil

[OklahomaMama]

nah, I'll just forward those to mama and heatersweeet! :D
nice looking out for us ;)

[Keith]

Kellie sorry that I broke your ribs, I told you that you couldn't handle me

[OlivePoet]

Ok new posting

Personal Assistant needed for Keith and Sal. Travel is neccessary. You will travel from Kentucky to New Jersey to fulfull daily tasks for us. Tasks designing marketing plans for various sports to developing ad campaigns for cable television programming and also picking up dry cleaning and walking pets. Also must be sexually open person and will sign all rights to sue for sexual harrasment/misconduct. Requirements that also must be met, person must be attractive, smart, flirtatious, easy going, dedicated, and hard working. If you feel like you meet these requirments, please pm me your resume and a toppless picture of your self.
I have a question:
Would bisexuality work in the applicant's favor?
How about trisexuality? (Willing to try anything?)

[OlivePoet]

nah, I'll just forward those to mama and heater
:thumbsup
You can forward the gals, too!

[Bull_11]

It came back :)
OK, I'll send one, then you write me back when you've made room in your box.

Heh, heh. BOX.
OK...waiting for 1.

Make room in your BOX for my response! ;)

[System]

Ok - I'm doing a bit of back reading

Who's going to stay on top of me?:evil



i got dibs...


i need to nuture mama and you back to health...first step..all those clothes are too restrictive

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i was talking to my old man last night about my shoulder hurting & he looked me right in the eye and said "hmm.. that's odd... you masturbate with your RIGHT hand"

what a dude!
:D

[Keith]

I'm serious next job I get I'm gonna hire some college kid to be my assistant and pay them around 20k not a bad gig for a college kid and I barley made 20k in college. that person will gain a lot of experience and just do the things that I don't ahve time for. Hell I even send them to meetings and parties as my proxy

[OklahomaMama]

i got dibs...


i need to nuture mama and you back to health...first step..all those clothes are too restrictiveactually, i DO need help getting in & out of my bra :rolleyes:
i almost let 'em "go free" today :p


free range boobies
:lol

[Keith]

I have a question:
Would bisexuality work in the applicant's favor?
How about trisexuality? (Willing to try anything?)
Look if we get a toppless pic then I don't care about your sexuality. If we find you attractive enough we'll hire you

[System]

actually, i DO need help getting in & out of my bra :rolleyes:
i almost let 'em "go free" today :p


free range boobies
:lol


let me get my rope to lasso those puppies

[OlivePoet]

actually, i DO need help getting in & out of my bra :rolleyes:
i almost let 'em "go free" today :p


free range boobies
:lol
:lol

[Keith]

and camera phone toppless pics will be allowed

[OklahomaMama]

let me get my rope to lasso those puppiesok, but no branding, eh?
i can't run around with my tits marked Triple X Bar O ranch
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Look if we get a toppless pic then I don't care about your sexuality. If we find you attractive enough we'll hire you
Cool. :thumbsup
And I think bisexual is a funny word. Actually, I hate that word.

[gypsie]

Kellie sorry that I broke your ribs, I told you that you couldn't handle me

Just because I fractured my ribs is no indication as to whether or not I can handle you.

[OklahomaMama]

shouldn't it be like... "omnisexual"?



nah, then people will think i'd fuck ANYTHING :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

ok, but no branding, eh?
i can't run around with my tits marked Triple X Bar O ranch
:lol
:lol
Hey mama, do you have any tats? We should all get a tattoo during our pussyweekend. They all don't have to be the same, but it could be fun. :bounce

[Bull_11]

It came back :)
OK, I'll send one, then you write me back when you've made room in your box.

Heh, heh. BOX.
Heater, are you standing me up here, or what!? :(

[Keith]

Just because I fractured my ribs is no indication as to whether or not I can handle you.
Look you can't handle me, you fractured your ribs trying, just give up :lol

[OlivePoet]

shouldn't it be like... "omnisexual"?



nah, then people will think i'd fuck ANYTHING :rolleyes:
:lol
I kinda like that.
Omnisexual. :lol

I just hate when people subscribe themselves to a sexual term like that, or try to do so to me. It sounds like such a sexually based label, and even though I talk like a whore, I'm actually REALLY picky about who I sleep with.

My rant is done.

[OlivePoet]

Heater, are you standing me up here, or what!? :(
:( I sent one! let me try again

[OlivePoet]

:( I sent one! let me try again
pic one is sent. 1051K

[gypsie]

Look you can't handle me, you fractured your ribs trying, just give up :lol

Just wait you'll see

[System]

ok, but no branding, eh?
i can't run around with my tits marked Triple X Bar O ranch
:lol


no, i got my symbol that i would use

[angelces]

pic one is sent. 1051K
send them to me. My Gmail is the same as my user name. I'll shrink them down to a tolerable size and send them back.

[OlivePoet]

send them to me. My Gmail is the same as my user name. I'll shrink them down to a tolerable size and send them back.
Cool! Thanks :)
{{{mail coming soon}}}

[OlivePoet]

Be back in 30 mins or so.

:hug :hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Hey mama, do you have any tats? We should all get a tattoo during our pussyweekend. They all don't have to be the same, but it could be fun. :bounceyeah, i have three... unicorn above the right boobie, unicorn on left upper arm, horse on right upper arm
(i was REALLY into equine shit in 1984 :lol )

oooh, we gotta come up with something wicked and unique for pussypalooza... i'll do it! there are some great tattoo studios across the river in Covington KY (well, there were back in the day anyhow)
maybe a superman stylized "P" ?
:p WE'LL know what it means!

[OklahomaMama]

y'know what?

my blood type is B POSITIVE
:D

[Bull_11]

I'm outta here for lunch. Catch yall in a bit.

Heater, I got the pics! I now know how I'll be spending my evening! ;)

The keg stand was awesome...we should get together to practice sometime!

[devilish@darts]

y'know what?

my blood type is B POSITIVE
:D

I'm A negative. Although, I think that is not your point :lol

Any word on the left arm? (I am too lazy to backread) :hug :hug

[gypsie]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]yeah, i have three... unicorn above the right boobie, unicorn on left upper arm, horse on right upper arm
(i was REALLY into equine shit in 1984 :lol )
QUOTE]

That's too funny I have a horseshoe on my right ankle and my 'target' on my back - not literally a target it's a celestial thing

[OklahomaMama]

hi chriss & kellie :)

i don't think your negative, chriss... even if your corpuscles are ;)
i didn't know you had tats, kellie!:eek: why, you lead me to believe you were this innocent, sweet lil thang.... :lol

now i KNOW better! :evil

[devilish@darts]

hi chriss & kellie :)

i don't think your negative, chriss... even if your corpuscles are ;)
i didn't know you had tats, kellie!:eek: why, you lead me to believe you were this innocent, sweet lil thang.... :lol

now i KNOW better! :evil

Keeps me in balance - otherwise I may be the person everyone hates - constant :) on her face. Knew someone like that in high school, the world is ending and she would be smiling. Drove me nuts.

[gypsie]

hi chriss & kellie :)

i don't think your negative, chriss... even if your corpuscles are ;)
i didn't know you had tats, kellie!:eek: why, you lead me to believe you were this innocent, sweet lil thang.... :lol

now i KNOW better! :evil

I emailed you a blurry pic of the one on my back. That was my birthday present. I am a horse person so the horseshoe is significant and I had 4 separate navel piercings but I'm done with those (damn appendicitis got rid of them)

I'm still innocent my halo is just a little crooked and not quite as shiney.:angel

[OklahomaMama]

Keeps me in balance - otherwise I may be the person everyone hates - constant :) on her face. Knew someone like that in high school, the world is ending and she would be smiling. Drove me nuts.i hope i don't come across like that... cuz i'd shoot myself between the eyes :rolleyes:

oh yeah.. should find out about the shoulder thing @ 3pm my time

[angelces]

I have a tat on my back and I have 3 holes in me, I'd like to add 2 more...

[devilish@darts]

i hope i don't come across like that... cuz i'd shoot myself between the eyes :rolleyes:

oh yeah.. should find out about the shoulder thing @ 3pm my time

absolutely not!!! :twak for thinking that. and :twak to me, I knew your appt was later this afternoon. I am running in circles and getting quite dizzy.

[gypsie]

Keeps me in balance - otherwise I may be the person everyone hates - constant :) on her face. Knew someone like that in high school, the world is ending and she would be smiling. Drove me nuts.

I am that eternally optimistic happy person not phycho like the woman in desparite housewives but I can always find a bright side nothing is ever that bad at least not in my mind - you can smack the smile off my face in the jello wrestling match:)

[devilish@darts]

I am that eternally optimistic happy person not phycho like the woman in desparite housewives but I can always find a bright side nothing is ever that bad at least not in my mind - you can smack the smile off my face in the jello wrestling match:)

:lol :evil

[gypsie]

:lol :evil
So I take it that means you think your going to kick my ass in jello wrestling? :evil :lol

[devilish@darts]

So I take it that means you think your going to kick my ass in jello wrestling? :evil :lol

:lol Nah, I would be too intoxicated, or laughing too much :p

[gypsie]

:lol Nah, I would be too intoxicated, or laughing too much :p

Me too :lol at least it would make 'the kings' happy and isn't that what pussy palooza is all about...











Uh nope! :lol but that thought did make me laugh my ass off

[gypsie]

Hello?

Y'all aren't making it easy to whore for posts when you go and runaway for lunch so get back here damn it and talk some smack with me!!!:BANG

[Bull_11]

Sup yall? Back from lunch...

[Bull_11]

Hello?

Y'all aren't making it easy to whore for posts when you go and runaway for lunch so get back here damn it and talk some smack with me!!!:BANG
Kellie...where ya at, ya big whore!? I'd like to be # 1,000 for ya!

[Keith]

Kellie I own you! How's that for smack :lol

[DMBfan41]

Hey all, how is everybody doing today?

[devilish@darts]

well that brought everyone out of the woodwork.

[Keith]

well, yourself?

[DMBfan41]

i've seen better days

[Keith]

and there will always be better days!

[gypsie]

Kellie...where ya at, ya big whore!? I'd like to be # 1,000 for ya!
Oh you sweet talker you! You can be #1000 :evil

[gypsie]

Kellie I own you! How's that for smack :lol


Actions speak louder then words.
Let me know when you are going to start acting on those words sweetheart.

[gypsie]

i've seen better days
I'm sorry Jar! :hug Tons of love coming your way :hug

[Bull_11]

Oh you sweet talker you! You can be #1000 :evil
Nice...nothing like sloppy thousandths! :thumbsup

[Keith]

Actions speak louder then words.
Let me know when you are going to start acting on those words sweetheart.
Well first we gotta figure out when well meet, then I guess I shouldn't bring my gf and you shouldn't bring your husband. Next we have to decide what it is we'll be doing. You know it really doesn't matter cause I still out perform you in everything except having a baby (damn that was a sexist statement ;) :lol )

[gypsie]

Nice...nothing like sloppy thousandths! :thumbsup
gets better with experience ;)

[gypsie]

Well first we gotta figure out when well meet, then I guess I shouldn't bring my gf and you shouldn't bring your husband. Next we have to decide what it is we'll be doing. You know it really doesn't matter cause I still out perform you in everything except having a baby (damn that was a sexist statement ;) :lol )

You PM me and let me in on your master plan when you figure one out and I'll let you know how that works for me.
If you'd like to try and out perform me with the child baring thing, go for it, I'd like to see you try.
By the way if you'd like to continue stating that you own me it's fine because everyone here knows the truth

[Keith]

I seriously doubt any man could out perform a woman when it comes to children. I don't have any myself but have plenty of nephews and a niece, I think that it is absolutley amazing. I know that if my pee pee hole strecthed out and a baby had to come out of that, I would freaking die. Hell having test done down there hurts like hell. My gf tells me that guys couldn't handle the whole obgyn visits either.
P.S. I have no master plan yet, I just like talking smack ;)

[DMBfan41]

and there will always be better days!

Nov. 2, 2008

[DMBfan41]

I'm sorry Jar! :hug Tons of love coming your way :hug

won't help the country

[gypsie]

I seriously doubt any man could out perform a woman when it comes to children. I don't have any myself but have plenty of nephews and a niece, I think that it is absolutley amazing. I know that if my pee pee hole strecthed out and a baby had to come out of that, I would freaking die. Hell having test done down there hurts like hell. My gf tells me that guys couldn't handle the whole obgyn visits either.
P.S. I have no master plan yet, I just like talking smack ;)

I like smack talking men so your in luck! :evil
You let me know about that plan we'll see what happens.

[Keith]

Nov. 2, 2008
look at it this way, you already know what he is going to do, it's not going to get worse than what it all ready is. Hopefully he can turn things around too, maybe correct his mistakes.

[gypsie]

won't help the country

Oh sweetie you can't take the problems of the world on now, take care of you. Everything has a way of working itself out and all will be right with the world.:hug

[Keith]

hey by the way you can apply to be mine and Sal's assistant, check back a few pages for details.

[DMBfan41]

Oh sweetie you can't take the problems of the world on now, take care of you. Everything has a way of working itself out and all will be right with the world.:hug

yeah, but not in the country

[Bull_11]

off to a meeting...catch yall later

[OklahomaMama]

oooh! kellie.... four away from Whoredom! :bounce


oh yeah, i have a new nick name @ work.. "Slots" (one armed bandit) :lol

[gypsie]

off to a meeting...catch yall later
I'll try to save 1000 for you but it's goingto be hard - hope your meeting isn't long.
Have fun!

[devilish@darts]

My gf tells me that guys couldn't handle the whole obgyn visits either.

No man could handle it - sorry. No man can handle "female health issues" either so just lie down now and take the smack as intended. :evil

[gypsie]

oooh! kellie.... four away from Whoredom! :bounce


oh yeah, i have a new nick name @ work.. "Slots" (one armed bandit) :lol

How are you holding up Slots?
Maybe you will be 1000...

[devilish@darts]

oooh! kellie.... four away from Whoredom! :bounce


oh yeah, i have a new nick name @ work.. "Slots" (one armed bandit) :lol

SLot Jockey!!!

[gypsie]

No man could handle it - sorry. No man can handle "female health issues" either so just lie down now and take the smack as intended. :evil
Thank you Chriss!
I think we both are just gonna have to kick Keith's ass in the jello wrestling ring.
What do you say?

[OklahomaMama]

How are you holding up Slots?
Maybe you will be 1000...i hope so *bats eyelashes*
:D

i popped something on my angel wing and it really hurt :(

[Bull_11]

I'll try to save 1000 for you but it's goingto be hard - hope your meeting isn't long.
Have fun!
You know, you could still make me 1,000. Give me a shout out...tell me how much you want me...something like that! Hey, you promised! :D

[OlivePoet]

y'know what?

my blood type is B POSITIVE
:D
:lol
That's a great name for a rap artist.

[OlivePoet]

I'm outta here for lunch. Catch yall in a bit.

Heater, I got the pics! I now know how I'll be spending my evening! ;)

The keg stand was awesome...we should get together to practice sometime!
:lol :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

That's too funny I have a horseshoe on my right ankle and my 'target' on my back - not literally a target it's a celestial thing
:lol I call mine my "target" too!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
That's a great name for a rap artist.:p i likes it!
i still wanna form a girl band called "Tittie Twisters" :evil

[gypsie]

You know, you could still make me 1,000. Give me a shout out...tell me how much you want me...something like that! Hey, you promised! :D
I want you so bad....











to be my 1000 post! :evil
How's that?

[OklahomaMama]

.... or "Sticky Thighs"

:D

[MAM2STEPN]

i hope so *bats eyelashes*
:D

i popped something on my angel wing and it really hurt :(hey Mama, have you seen the doctor yet?

[devilish@darts]

Thank you Chriss!
I think we both are just gonna have to kick Keith's ass in the jello wrestling ring.
What do you say?
Deal - and may your 1000 be fun!! :multi :monkey

[Keith]

I used to wrestle and I already have one female wrestler wanting kick my ass, well I told her that I could bet her in. Well not in the style that she does, the fake bull shit wwe crap (even though i know some of that would hurt). If I did wrestle her and it was her style of wrestling, I would lose.

[OklahomaMama]

hey Mama, have you seen the doctor yet?it's @ 3pm my time (central)

[OlivePoet]

i've seen better days
:hug :hug :hug

[thing4377]

My Pussy Posse!!!!! I have been missin my peoples!!! Sorry I haven't been around....been busy as shit at work!!!!!!! But I am here now, still a little busy but not as bad so I will be in and out!!!

[devilish@darts]

I am willing to break various small bones for pleasure, including jello wrestling. Bren knows about the toe incident earlier this year. Damn thing is acting up - must be getting a storm soon!! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

My Pussy Posse!!!!! I have been missin my peoples!!! Sorry I haven't been around....been busy as shit at work!!!!!!! But I am here now, still a little busy but not as bad so I will be in and out!!!heh heh "in and out"
:lol
that's how you got knocked up, you know!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

I am willing to break various small bones for pleasure, including jello wrestling. Bren knows about the toe incident earlier this year. Damn thing is acting up - must be getting a storm soon!! :lol:p yeah, poor toe :(

my right pinkie toe still doesn't move right... it looks deformed now

[OklahomaMama]

I am willing to break various small bones for pleasure, including jello wrestling. Bren knows about the toe incident earlier this year. Damn thing is acting up - must be getting a storm soon!! :lol:p yeah, poor toe :(

my right pinkie toe still doesn't move right... it looks deformed now

[MAM2STEPN]

My Pussy Posse!!!!! I have been missin my peoples!!! Sorry I haven't been around....been busy as shit at work!!!!!!! But I am here now, still a little busy but not as bad so I will be in and out!!!Hi Christy, how are you feeling?

[DMBfan41]

:hug :hug :hug

:), but still, :(

and a little bit of :violent

[thing4377]

heh heh "in and out"
:lol
that's how you got knocked up, you know!
:D
:lol :lol Cute Mama...actually it was the lack of out that got me knocked up:p too much in...get ya everytime!!!:lol

[gypsie]

Hey Christy!

How's the pregnancy going?

Nice to have you popping around.

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol :lol Cute Mama...actually it was the lack of out that got me knocked up:p too much in...get ya everytime!!!:lolWhat are you talking about, there can never be too much in:p

[thing4377]

heh heh "in and out"
:lol
that's how you got knocked up, you know!
:D
:lol :lol Cute Mama!!...actually it was the lack of "out" that got me knocked up:p Too much "in" will get ya everytime!:lol

[OlivePoet]

:p i likes it!
i still wanna form a girl band called "Tittie Twisters" :evil
We can do Karoke at PussyPalooza and call ourselves that :bounce

[thing4377]

damn how does that happen...double postin ass...sorry folks

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Christy!

How's the pregnancy going?

Nice to have you popping around.kellie! what was 1000???

[OlivePoet]

.... or "Sticky Thighs"

:D
:lol

[StumpyErin]

OLIVE is here!!!!!!!

[OlivePoet]

My Pussy Posse!!!!! I have been missin my peoples!!! Sorry I haven't been around....been busy as shit at work!!!!!!! But I am here now, still a little busy but not as bad so I will be in and out!!!
:bounce :bounce :bounce
I was thinking about you today! I was gonna PM ya! You've been missed! :hug

[OlivePoet]

:lol :lol Cute Mama...actually it was the lack of out that got me knocked up:p too much in...get ya everytime!!!:lol
:lol

[thing4377]

Hey Mary Ann and Kellie!!! Feeling better now that I am gettin to talk to everyone, I have really been missin ya'll....and the pregnancy just isn't goin fast enuff!! 2 more months!!!!!!! C'mon January!!

[OlivePoet]

OLIVE is here!!!!!!!
:hug :hug
Hi! :bounce
You're one post away from 500! You half whore you!

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mary Ann and Kellie!!! fuck you, brenda... you're not worth mentioning in my greeting to the Posse.... Feeling better now that I am gettin to talk to everyone, I have really been missin ya'll....and the pregnancy just isn't goin fast enuff!! 2 more months!!!!!!! C'mon January!!well! HMMMPH!!! :mad:


:lol

[gypsie]

kellie! what was 1000???
Back read biatch!

[OklahomaMama]

I want you so bad....

to be my 1000 post! :evil
How's that?whooop!
there it is!
*does that retarded dance*
:lol

[OlivePoet]

well! HMMMPH!!! :mad:


:lol
:lol :lol :lol
There was no Heater love either :(

[OlivePoet]

whooop!
there it is!
*does that retarded dance*
:lol
I like the retarded dance!

[gypsie]

whooop!
there it is!
*does that retarded dance*
:lol

:hug squeeze:hug
You know I love your gimpy ass.
No dancing for me unless it's to Dave or on a pole:angel

[thing4377]

:bounce :bounce :bounce
I was thinking about you today! I was gonna PM ya! You've been missed! :hug
^Angel!!!!:angel

I promise I have been really missin all of you, sounds crazy but its true!!!:hug I am glad to be back on the boards with my friends!!!:multi

[StumpyErin]

500....BOO YA....i didnt even notice where I was.... let's see....in 1 month I accumulated 500 posts....so in 1 year, i will have (500 x 12......goes and finds calculator....)

6,000....then i will be caught up with you O-dawg

question - what is the date of PP'05?

[OlivePoet]

^Angel!!!!:angel

I promise I have been really missin all of you, sounds crazy but its true!!!:hug I am glad to be back on the boards with my friends!!!:multi
Giulio thinks I'm crazy! We went out for a drink a couple of nights ago, and all I could talk about was PussyPalooza and getting down to TN in April/May! :lol

[OlivePoet]

500....BOO YA....i didnt even notice where I was.... let's see....in 1 month I accumulated 500 posts....so in 1 year, i will have (500 x 12......goes and finds calculator....)

6,000....then i will be caught up with you O-dawg

question - what is the date of PP'05?
The details aren't set yet, but we're hopin to go to the 2nd night stand weekend in Cinncinati.

EDIT: O-dawg :lol

[gypsie]

Giulio thinks I'm crazy! We went out for a drink a couple of nights ago, and all I could talk about was PussyPalooza and getting down to TN in April/May! :lol
Crazy? My husband is a little scared. I don't know why :angel

Congrats Erin on 500 you 1/2 a whore!

[OklahomaMama]

Crazy? My husband is a little scared. I don't know why :angel

Congrats Erin on 500 you 1/2 a whore!shitfire.. i haven't even told Patrick yet :p

he'll figure it out when i ain't home for a few days and the cats are starving
:lol

[thing4377]

Heavens Mama and Heather!!! I was just responding to Kellie and Mary Ann in no particular order...YOU TWO KNOW you are MY GIRLS!!!!!:hug :hug

[StumpyErin]

how is 500 1/2? would 5,000 be half too?

[OlivePoet]

Crazy? My husband is a little scared. I don't know why :angel

Congrats Erin on 500 you 1/2 a whore!
I think he is actually becoming more and more excited though....because, since ROC will probably be coming down, Giulio and his friends will probably go to the shows that weekend, too. And I KNOW he wants to meet my fellow PussyMates!

[gypsie]

how is 500 1/2? would 5,000 be half too?
Damn smart people! Don't confuse me with the details.:BANG

[OlivePoet]

Heavens Mama and Heather!!! I was just responding to Kellie and Mary Ann in no particular order...YOU TWO KNOW you are MY GIRLS!!!!!:hug :hug
::: snaps fingers :::
DAMN STRAIGHT!

:hug

[OlivePoet]

how is 500 1/2? would 5,000 be half too?
1,000 is OFFICIAL post whore status!

so 5,000 is 5x the whore!

[OlivePoet]

So Erin, are you thinking of coming out for Pussypalooza?

[OklahomaMama]

Heavens Mama and Heather!!! I was just responding to Kellie and Mary Ann in no particular order...YOU TWO KNOW you are MY GIRLS!!!!!:hug :hugMWAAAH! *kisses*
i was just giving you a hard time ;)



oh yeah, and i just slipped ya a little tongue
:lol

[thing4377]

::: snaps fingers :::
DAMN STRAIGHT!

:hug
:lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

MWAAAH! *kisses*
i was just giving you a hard time ;)



oh yeah, and i just slipped ya a little tongue
:lol
:lol :lol
Man, I would LOVE a hard time from mama!! :p

[thing4377]

MWAAAH! *kisses*
i was just giving you a hard time ;)



oh yeah, and i just slipped ya a little tongue
:lol

:p slipped it back!!!! :lol

[JustinRIT]

So Erin, are you thinking of coming out for Pussypalooza?
Is this an actual meet up?

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol
Man, I would LOVE a hard time from mama!! :p:lol
for once, i don't even know what to say to that, Heater except i love you, girl!
:hug

[gypsie]

MWAAAH! *kisses*
i was just giving you a hard time ;)



oh yeah, and i just slipped ya a little tongue
:lol
I feel a little neglected.
Mama gives the tongue to everyone but me.:p

[angelces]

am I invited?

[OklahomaMama]

:p slipped it back!!!! :lolum, does that mean i'm pregnant too now? :rolleyes:



jesus tits, not even if my uterus grew back!!! :lol
i'll just spoil your baby instead, k?
:angel

[OklahomaMama]

I feel a little neglected.
Mama gives the tongue to everyone but me.:pYOU get something else
*wink wink nudge nudge*
:evil


:lol


there! i just licked the side of your face, happy now honey?
:D

[gypsie]

YOU get something else
*wink wink nudge nudge*
:evil


:lol


there! i just licked the side of your face, happy now honey?
:D

Nexttime aim that tongue a little lower then you'll see happiness :evil

[OklahomaMama]

am I invited?of course!!! :hug
only prerequirement for Pussypalooza is, well....

PUSSY!
:D

[MAM2STEPN]

The details aren't set yet, but we're hopin to go to the 2nd night stand weekend in Cinncinati.

EDIT: O-dawg :lol2nd night stand weekend? DMB show?:confused:

[OlivePoet]

:lol
for once, i don't even know what to say to that, Heater except i love you, girl!
:hug
:lol
Love you too!

::: grabs mama's face the licks it :::

[gypsie]

I am sorry I haven't addressed all of my pussy positive peeps

Hello Heater, Mary Ann, Christy, Mama, Chriss, Angela,Erin - My apologies if I forgot anyone

[devilish@darts]

I am just as confused - any particular date, particular city.

yea, i know details, details

[angelces]

of course!!! :hug
only prerequirement for Pussypalooza is, well....

PUSSY!
:D
well then I'm pretty sure i qualify... :p

:lol where are all the boys today?

[MAM2STEPN]

shitfire.. i haven't even told Patrick yet :p

he'll figure it out when i ain't home for a few days and the cats are starving
:lolYou are so mean:lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Nexttime aim that tongue a little lower then you'll see happiness :evil:lol
um.... your elbow? :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

well then I'm pretty sure i qualify... :p

:lol where are all the boys today?really! all this girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl (whew!) talk usually gets the horny bastards in here....
:confused:

[thing4377]

um, does that mean i'm pregnant too now? :rolleyes:



jesus tits, not even if my uterus grew back!!! :lol
i'll just spoil your baby instead, k?
:angel
By all means please do!!!! :lol Trust me you are lucky...just one to worry about!!!

[OlivePoet]

of course!!! :hug
only prerequirement for Pussypalooza is, well....

PUSSY!
:D
AND POSITIVITY!

for the record (not that this has happened yet): if any bitchy or mean people make there way into this, i'm not going.

:hug

[gypsie]

:lol
um.... your elbow? :rolleyes:
:lol It's a start. Don't worry I can guide you through it;)

[angelces]

AND POSITIVITY!

for the record (not that this has happened yet): if any bitchy or mean people make there way into this, i'm not going.

:hug
I guess that means I'm out. :( sorry.

[gypsie]

AND POSITIVITY!

for the record (not that this has happened yet): if any bitchy or mean people make there way into this, i'm not going.

:hug

We'll just alienate them and make them leave. Don't let cranky people ruin your time

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Love you too!

::: grabs mama's face the licks it :::ewwww! dog kisses!
:lol

side note: when nick was a little dude & he'd wipe off my kisses i'd just say "HA! you're really rubbing them IN!"
:D
(real mature parenting there, huh?) :p

[devilish@darts]

I guess that means I'm out. :( sorry.

:haha I don't think so Ang - get your ass back in here :twak

[angelces]

:haha I don't think so Ang - get your ass back in here :twak
hey I'll be the first to admit I can be a total bitch. :lol thought I'd be honest here.

[gypsie]

ewwww! dog kisses!
:lol

side note: when nick was a little dude & he'd wipe off my kisses i'd just say "HA! you're really rubbing them IN!"
:D
(real mature parenting there, huh?) :p
When I give Evan gummy worms he likes to hold them, inevitably they break so I tell him that if he eats them they will put themselves back together in his stomach - which is why some adults have such f'ed up thinking because their parents were doing damage control and trying to prevent a tantrum.

[MAM2STEPN]

YOU get something else
*wink wink nudge nudge*
:evil


:lol


there! i just licked the side of your face, happy now honey?
:DWhat, no tongue for me:( That's ok, I'm getting a Mama original:)

[OklahomaMama]

:haha I don't think so Ang - get your ass back in here :twakyeah, what Chriss sez!

except i don't think that thumping our members on the head is very positive :rolleyes:

:lol

[System]

alright, work is officially sucking today...who is ready for some shameless flirting...:evil

[OklahomaMama]

for ALL the Posse!

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/kids/environment/story2/tongue.gif

[angelces]

alright, work is officially sucking today...who is ready for some shameless flirting...:evil
if by flirting you mean foreplay to sex... then yeah, born ready. :lol

[devilish@darts]

yeah, what Chriss sez!

except i don't think that thumping our members on the head is very positive :rolleyes:

:lol

I know what Ang likes - a little roughness never hurt anyone. :lol

[System]

if by flirting you mean foreplay to sex... then yeah, born ready. :lol


sign me the fuck up....


where did i put those keys to your cuffs?

[MAM2STEPN]

I am sorry I haven't addressed all of my pussy positive peeps

Hello Heater, Mary Ann, Christy, Mama, Chriss, Angela,Erin - My apologies if I forgot anyoneHi Kellie:)

[devilish@darts]

for ALL the Posse!

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/kids/environment/story2/tongue.gif

Only Bren and only on a government site!! :eek:

[OklahomaMama]

hey T!
i knew all the girl talk would get you in here!

um, not that you ARE a girl....

oh, YOU know what i mean!!
:p

[gypsie]

alright, work is officially sucking today...who is ready for some shameless flirting...:evil
WTF?

[angelces]

sign me the fuck up....


where did i put those keys to your cuffs?
I think you left them in the nightstand with the other toys from last night... :evil :lol

and Chriss you are too right, ... i mean too funny! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Only Bren and only on a government site!! :eek:fuckin A! :thumbsup
:lol

[angelces]

what does the pussy posse think of this one...

[MAM2STEPN]

for ALL the Posse!

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/kids/environment/story2/tongue.gifback at you mama!:p

[OklahomaMama]

what does the pussy posse think of this one...is that an Asian or African elephant?



:lol
yeah, right.. like the species matters!
i love it!
:D

[System]

hey T!
i knew all the girl talk would get you in here!

um, not that you ARE a girl....

oh, YOU know what i mean!!
:p


ya, i know...


love you too mama

*puffs up chest to act tough*

[MAM2STEPN]

what does the pussy posse think of this one...that give animal sex a whole new meaning:lol

[System]

is that an Asian or African elephant?



:lol
yeah, right.. like the species matters!
i love it!
:D


i got an italian one for ya? wait, are their Italian elephants?

[angelces]

i got an italian one for ya? wait, are their Italian elephants?
i dont know but I know there are italian trouser snakes...

[thing4377]

alright, work is officially sucking today...who is ready for some shameless flirting...:evil
Isn't that the truth.....the official work is sucking part!!!:BANG

[OklahomaMama]

ya, i know...


love you too mama

*puffs up chest to act tough**pats T on the ass* there's a good boy!
;)

[System]

i dont know but I know there are italian trouser snakes...


oh, careful ladis, mine is like a spitting cobra...when it gets agitated WATCH OUT, you might need safety googles even

[System]

*pats T on the ass* there's a good boy!
;)


wow doggy, got an ass pat..my day just got better

[OklahomaMama]

oh, careful ladis, mine is like a spitting cobra...when it gets agitated WATCH OUT, you might need safety googles even:freak your spunk is toxic????:freak
:p

[angelces]

oh, careful ladis, mine is like a spitting cobra...when it gets agitated WATCH OUT, you might need safety googles even
sounds like it just needs the touch of the right snake charmer to make it rise out of its basket and behave properly...

[OklahomaMama]

*crickets chirping*
WTF???
*singsong* ang killed the threaaaad....

;)

[System]

:freak your spunk is toxic????:freak
:p


no but i hear it burns when it gets in your eye

[System]

sounds like it just needs the touch of the right snake charmer to make it rise out of its basket and behave properly...


haha, you trying to be my snake charmer ang?

[Bull_11]

I want you so bad....











to be my 1000 post! :evil
How's that?
Congrats on the 1G, Kell. You're officially a whore now!

...and you know you want me for some hot Altoid lovin'! :D

[OklahomaMama]

no but i hear it burns when it gets in your eyeit's no good up the nose either




or so i've HEARD :rolleyes:

[angelces]

haha, you trying to be my snake charmer ang?
I know full well I could be. the details are the messy part.

[OlivePoet]

I guess that means I'm out. :( sorry.
:lol you're not bitchy!

[angelces]

:lol you're not bitchy!
oh how little you know me... :rolleyes:

:haha

[Bull_11]

Back from my meeting...too much to backread, screw it!

[angelces]

Back from my meeting...too much to backread, screw it!
you missed all the girls posting naked pics of themselves...

[OlivePoet]

We'll just alienate them and make them leave. Don't let cranky people ruin your time
No, like, I straight up won't go if a bitch comes. If a couple of us don't like someone's general attitude, but that person goes, I'm staying in Chicago. I will ONLY put effort into meeting fantastic, positive people :)

[OlivePoet]

ewwww! dog kisses!
:lol

side note: when nick was a little dude & he'd wipe off my kisses i'd just say "HA! you're really rubbing them IN!"
:D
(real mature parenting there, huh?) :p
I say that to Giulio!! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Back from my meeting...too much to backread, screw it!hi Bull! :hug

[OlivePoet]

oh how little you know me... :rolleyes:

:haha
You shrunk my pics for me, without me even asking. That was very generous of you.

[angelces]

You shrunk my pics for me, without me even asking. That was very generous of you.
true I am very nice, very generous, very giving person. but I can be a total bitch. :lol

[Bull_11]

you missed all the girls posting naked pics of themselves...
*franticly starts backreading*

You better not be pullin' my pud!

[chels012002]

Hey hey all. It was lonley in the N00b thread so I am going to come and play in here!

[Bull_11]

hi Bull! :hug
Mama...how's the shoulder? :hug

[angelces]

*franticly starts backreading*

You better not be pullin' my pud!
:lol what men will do for naked pics. :lol

[OlivePoet]

true I am very nice, very generous, very giving person. but I can be a total bitch. :lol
It's a healthy balance!

[chels012002]

:lol what men will do for naked pics. :lol
I hear that!

[OlivePoet]

Hey hey all. It was lonley in the N00b thread so I am going to come and play in here!
:bounce :bounce :multi :multi :bounce :bounce

[JustinRIT]

Hey hey all. It was lonley in the N00b thread so I am going to come and play in here!
I think once you reach a certain post count, you should be kicked out of the n00b thread.

[OlivePoet]

I think once you reach a certain post count, you should be kicked out of the n00b thread.
Which one is the n00b thread anyway?

[Bull_11]

Hey hey all. It was lonley in the N00b thread so I am going to come and play in here!
Chels!!!! Nice to see ya here!

It was getting pretty slow in the n00b thread! Pretty much just you and I in there anymore.

[JustinRIT]

Which one is the n00b thread anyway?
"Moving on up"

It should be like Menudo. 16 and you're gone.

[chels012002]

I think once you reach a certain post count, you should be kicked out of the n00b thread.
See everyone has a different idea of what a N00b is cause I was first told 1,000 but when I hit 1,000 some butthead, who shall remain nameless, told me cause of the date I joined I am still a N00b.

[Bull_11]

Which one is the n00b thread anyway?
Movin' On Up

[chels012002]

Chels!!!! Nice to see ya here!

It was getting pretty slow in the n00b thread! Pretty much just you and I in there anymore.
Yeah poor us!:BANG

[JustinRIT]

See everyone has a different idea of what a N00b is cause I was first told 1,000 but when I hit 1,000 some butthead, who shall remain nameless, told me cause of the date I joined I am still a N00b.
I don't really think join date matters, there's alot of people who joined well after me who are more popular than I. It's all about how much you speak up.

[chels012002]

I don't really think join date matters, there's alot of people who joined well after me who are more popular than I. It's all about how much you speak up.
hmmm I wonder if I speak up enough :rolleyes:

[System]

hmmm I wonder if I speak up enough :rolleyes:


take a lesson from me,


be a flirt, be a huge flirt


then it doesn't help to be a post whore so they can't forget who you are...

and if you don't want the DMBc elitist stuff, stay in here...lot more laid back.

[gypsie]

Movin' On Up
You're getting quite close to 1000 yourself - remeber me when you get there ;)

[chels012002]

take a lesson from me,


be a flirt, be a huge flirt


then it doesn't help to be a post whore so they can't forget who you are...

and if you don't want the DMBc elitist stuff, stay in here...lot more laid back.
Dang so being a post Whore isn't good? hmmmm

[OlivePoet]

"Moving on up"

It should be like Menudo. 16 and you're gone.
Oh yeah. I didn't like that thread. Whenever I went in there to chat, no one responded. :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

See everyone has a different idea of what a N00b is cause I was first told 1,000 but when I hit 1,000 some butthead, who shall remain nameless, told me cause of the date I joined I am still a N00b.
It doesn't really matter.

As long as the poster isn't an idiot or a douchebag, then I don't care how long they've been here or how many times they've posted.

[OlivePoet]

take a lesson from me,


be a flirt, be a huge flirt


then it doesn't help to be a post whore so they can't forget who you are...

and if you don't want the DMBc elitist stuff, stay in here...lot more laid back.
I miss being in DMBc though. I liked learning new stuff, and gettin songs and whathaveyou.
But I like it here better.

[chels012002]

It doesn't really matter.

As long as the poster isn't an idiot or a douchebag, then I don't care how long they've been here or how many times they've posted.
Well I really dont think I am either :rolleyes: . You may have to ask Brian if I am though cause I can judge myself what I am.

[JustinRIT]

dmb is good once every three weeks or so.

And for the love of god, don't flirt just to flirt. We have enough of those. Just be you.

[thing4377]

What the hell is everybody doin? Missin me?

[angelces]

dmb is good once every three weeks or so.

And for the love of god, don't flirt just to flirt. We have enough of those. Just be you.
ouch... *wonders if you are referring to me.*

[gypsie]

What the hell is everybody doin? Missin me?
I'm missing you Christy!:hug

[OlivePoet]

Well I really dont think I am either :rolleyes: . You may have to ask Brian if I am though cause I can judge myself what I am.
I've always though you were nice :hug

[OlivePoet]

dmb is good once every three weeks or so.

And for the love of god, don't flirt just to flirt. We have enough of those. Just be you.
:thumbsup

[chels012002]

lol thats hillarious

[OlivePoet]

What the hell is everybody doin? Missin me?
:bounce :bounce I do!!!

[chels012002]

I've always though you were nice :hug
Awwwww **blush** :hug

[OlivePoet]

ouch... *wonders if you are referring to me.*
You don't have to flirt. I get turned on just looking at your avatar! :evil

[OlivePoet]

lol thats hillarious
What is?

[JustinRIT]

ouch... *wonders if you are referring to me.*
I think you're missing my point. If you ARE naturally a huge flirt that's fine. I think you should be, on the board, close to what you actually are. You gotta do you. Tony's comment was "be a huge flirt so you get noticed." Nothing personal towards him, but that's really fucking lame.

[angelces]

I think you're missing my point. If you ARE naturally a huge flirt that's fine. I think you should be, on the board, close to what you actually are. You gotta do you. Tony's comment was "be a huge flirt so you get noticed." Nothing personal towards him, but that's really fucking lame.
well you've met me, what do you think? I'm pretty much the same on the boards as I am in person right?

[chels012002]

The flirt dont flirt conversation. I am a huge flirt all the time and so I think it is funny.

[OlivePoet]

I'm a huge flirt, too.

::: grabs your nipples :::

See?





<the "your" was refering to anyone reading, no one specific> :p

[thing4377]

Sweeties!! Ya'll know who you are!!:p Is it bad that I am considering quitting my job because it is takin me away from my ANTS entirely too damn much!:twak DAMN JOB!!!!

[System]

I think you're missing my point. If you ARE naturally a huge flirt that's fine. I think you should be, on the board, close to what you actually are. You gotta do you. Tony's comment was "be a huge flirt so you get noticed." Nothing personal towards him, but that's really fucking lame.


i am who i am, i flirt. It was supposed to be taken as if you are on, let it out.

sorry for the confusion...