Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

any pussy in here or is this a cockfest?
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!

:p
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Last time I checked I have a vagina. But that was 27 years ago. Things might have changed...or HAVE they?!?!?!?!
Just a little....
:freak :lol

[OlivePoet]

*Zzzzzzzz* We are all taking naps after our busy afternoon of bright colors, positivity, and self love (opps that was me nevermind - :lol )
It would have been me too, if I wasn't at work! :p

:: looks over shoulder ::

Aww, fuck it!

:: reaches under desk ::

{{{BUZZ}}}

Ahhh....

[OlivePoet]

new girl. seems pretty cool
:D
Correction:

IS very cool!

[OlivePoet]

you like?!?!?!
:D
Honey, I'm the Butt Queen. Of COURSE I like!

[DMBfan41]

JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
JAR HAS A CRUSH ON ME!

:p
:hug

lol, i'm man enough to admit it!

[Oh, word?]

Who the hell is this?Ummmm...I'm new.

Have I offended you somehow?

[OlivePoet]

And here I go, talkin' to myself again :lol


I think I'm gonna go do some work.

[DMBfan41]

It would have been me too, if I wasn't at work! :p

:: looks over shoulder ::

Aww, fuck it!

:: reaches under desk ::

{{{BUZZ}}}

Ahhh....

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

No wonder I like you

[PedroPSK]

It would have been me too, if I wasn't at work! :p

:: looks over shoulder ::

Aww, fuck it!

:: reaches under desk ::

{{{BUZZ}}}

Ahhh....
now THAT'S the mental image i was waiting for!!!

YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!

[OlivePoet]

Ummmm...I'm new.

Have I offended you somehow?
I don't think you have. Jen is cool, it may have just been a poor choice of wording.

EDIT: On her part, not yours.

[PedroPSK]

Ummmm...I'm new.

Have I offended you somehow?
naa...you cool. just new ;)

[DMBfan41]

Who the hell is this?

ha, this is the way you talk to all new people?

[OklahomaMama]

i'm back and in 7th heaven...
my baby boy called me from college
just because he was thinking about me :)

he didn't hit me up for money or anything, either :p

he's #1 in his linear algebra class (out of 35 upperclassmen & grad students) :D
he registered to vote and participated in his first presidential election
and best of all, he asked about me and his dad BEFORE he said "how are the cats?"
:lol

[OlivePoet]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

No wonder I like you
now THAT'S the mental image i was waiting for!!!

YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!

::: takes a bow :::
Thank you, thank you.

:evil

[Oh, word?]

new girl. seems pretty cool
:DThank you Heather and Pedro...you guys are pretty cool, too! :)

[OlivePoet]

i'm back and in 7th heaven...
my baby boy called me from college
just because he was thinking about me :)

he didn't hit me up for money or anything, either :p

he's #1 in his linear algebra class (out of 35 upperclassmen & grad students) :D
he registered to vote and participated in his first presidential election
and best of all, he asked about me and his dad BEFORE he said "how are the cats?"
:lol
See? Today is a great day!! :bounce

And the muscle relaxers have to help a little bit. ;)

[Bull_11]

i'm back and in 7th heaven...
my baby boy called me from college
just because he was thinking about me :)

he didn't hit me up for money or anything, either :p

he's #1 in his linear algebra class (out of 35 upperclassmen & grad students) :D
he registered to vote and participated in his first presidential election
and best of all, he asked about me and his dad BEFORE he said "how are the cats?"
:lol
Rock On, Mama! :thumbsup

[Bull_11]

It would have been me too, if I wasn't at work! :p

:: looks over shoulder ::

Aww, fuck it!

:: reaches under desk ::

{{{BUZZ}}}

Ahhh....
:thumbsup

OK, I'm now officially going home to get my rocks off! Dammmmnn!

[OklahomaMama]

is it lame to get all misty eyed when i talk to that kid?
:rolleyes:

i don't care if it is!

[PedroPSK]

is it lame to get all misty eyed when i talk to that kid?
:rolleyes:

i don't care if it is!
naaa....its cool. I'm a man and I used to get misty eyed when I talked to the ex. now I get misty eyed b/c i dont. but hey....its all good.
be happy - its a good thing :D

[MAM2STEPN]

i'm back and in 7th heaven...
my baby boy called me from college
just because he was thinking about me :)

he didn't hit me up for money or anything, either :p

he's #1 in his linear algebra class (out of 35 upperclassmen & grad students) :D
he registered to vote and participated in his first presidential election
and best of all, he asked about me and his dad BEFORE he said "how are the cats?"
:lolyou raised him right! Now pat yourself on the back:p

[OklahomaMama]

you raised him right! Now pat yourself on the back:pvery funny! you know i can't :twak
;)

i am terribly proud of him though... what a good dude he turned out to be :)

[OklahomaMama]

naaa....its cool. I'm a man and I used to get misty eyed when I talked to the ex. now I get misty eyed b/c i dont. but hey....its all good.
be happy - its a good thing :Di'm glad you can admit that, Pedro *coughPUSSYcough*
;)

[OlivePoet]

is it lame to get all misty eyed when i talk to that kid?
:rolleyes:

i don't care if it is!
Not at all!

[PedroPSK]

i'm glad you can admit that, Pedro *coughPUSSYcough*
;)
ooohhhhhh dddaaaammmnnn gggiiirrrrlllll
that was fucking wrong!
:twak

[PedroPSK]

*coughPUSSYcough*
ooohhhhhh dddaaaammmnnn gggiiirrrrlllll
that was fucking wrong!
:twak

this means war!!!

[OklahomaMama]

ooohhhhhh dddaaaammmnnn gggiiirrrrlllll
that was fucking wrong!
:twak

this means war!!!bring it!
:violent













you know Mama likes it rough
:evil

[PedroPSK]

you know Mama likes it rough
:evil
...as do I....
:evil

but that was still wrong!!!

;)

[OklahomaMama]

...as do I....
:evil

but that was still wrong!!!

;)i sowwy :(

forgive me? :angel
*coughtittybabycough*

[PedroPSK]

i sowwy :(

forgive me? :angel
*coughtittybabycough*

you know.....your going straight for a smacked bottom!!!
:evil
...and then we shall see what the rest of your punishment may be!
;)

[gypsie]

lol, i'm man enough to admit it!

Good boy you keep your bases loaded.:evil

[PedroPSK]

you know.....your going straight for a smacked bottom!!!
:evil
...and then we shall see what the rest of your punishment may be!
;)
and I use the term "punishment" VERY loosely!
:D

[OlivePoet]

I think I'm gonna cry.

I had no work to do all day, and now I was given 3 hours worth of it.

I'm supposed to go home in an hour.
<sigh>
See ya guys later.

[OklahomaMama]

:evil
saw that tittybaby thing, didya?
:D


oooops :rolleyes:

[PedroPSK]

:evil
saw that tittybaby thing, didya?
:D


oooops :rolleyes:
I may look sputid but I.....

uuhhhh.....

;)

[gypsie]

Kellie, take a trip into the Truth or Dare thread!

I DARE YOU!!!
No way I'd have to take the dare y'all know I don't hide much

[OklahomaMama]

I think I'm gonna cry.

I had no work to do all day, and now I was given 3 hours worth of it.

I'm supposed to go home in an hour.
<sigh>
See ya guys later.don't cry, honey... your mascara will run & you'll scare the students...
not to mention that snot running down your face thing ;)

love you!
xxxooo
:hug

[Oh, word?]

*sighes*

[PedroPSK]

I think I'm gonna cry.

I had no work to do all day, and now I was given 3 hours worth of it.

I'm supposed to go home in an hour.
<sigh>
See ya guys later.
I'm sorry heater, if I could help I would!
:)

[OklahomaMama]

I may look sputid but I.....

uuhhhh.....

;)SPUTID? :lol
oh honey!
you're just HANDING me the ammunition, aren't ya?
:D

;)

[OklahomaMama]

*sighes*wassamatta?
:hug

did you get your avatar?

[PedroPSK]

SPUTID? :lol
oh honey!
you're just HANDING me the ammunition, aren't ya?
:D

;)
come on....that was a set up!

you should know me better than that by now! ;)

go ahead....hit me!
(please! )

[OklahomaMama]

come on....that was a set up!

you should know me better than that by now! ;)

go ahead....hit me!
(please! )i like mock fighting with you... it's FUN! :D
:twak
yeah, you LIKE it, bitch!


is that right?? :lol

[il bacio dolce]

Mama. PM incoming. Shortly.

[PedroPSK]

i like mock fighting with you... it's FUN! :D
:twak
yeah, you LIKE it, bitch!


is that right?? :lol

damn....i think i'm falling in love! ;)
can you pull the hair on the back of my head please! I love that too!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

damn....i think i'm falling in love! ;)
can you pull the hair on the back of my head please! I love that too!
:Di'll pull your short hairs if you like *bats eyelashes*
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey, why the
"*sigh*"
word?

[PedroPSK]

i'll pull your short hairs if you like *bats eyelashes*
:lol
** drops shorts **

mkay!
:D

[PedroPSK]

** drops shorts **

mkay!
:D
feel free to pull whatever you like!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

feel free to pull whatever you like!
:D:lol you are SUCH a horny bratface, aren't you?
you're lucky i love you
MWAAAAH!
:)

[PedroPSK]

:lol you are SUCH a horny bratface, aren't you?
you're lucky i love you
MWAAAAH!
:)come on....you set yourself up for that one too!
;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK!!!

I hope you kept those pussies ready like I asked.

[PedroPSK]

whats up kid!

[Oh, word?]

Hey, why the
"*sigh*"
word?This day is getting progressively worse. :(

[Beefsteak1138]

whats up kid!
SOSDD.

At work now :(

[OlivePoet]

This day is getting progressively worse. :(
Mine kinda is, too.

Let's get a beer after work! :p

[OklahomaMama]

come on....you set yourself up for that one too!
;)of course i did! :D

[Oh, word?]

Mine kinda is, too.

Let's get a beer after work! :pI would but I am supposed to go see The Beastie Boys tonight. Looks like I'm gonna be late to that...F#@K!

[OklahomaMama]

I'M BAAAAAAAACK!!!

I hope you kept those pussies ready like I asked.*checks jammies*
sir, yes SIR!
*salutes*
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

*checks jammies*
sir, yes SIR!
*salutes*
:D
I don't believe you.

Pics???

:freak

[OklahomaMama]

I don't believe you.

Pics???

:freak:p
you'll just have to take my word for it, toots!

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
you'll just have to take my word for it, toots!

:ggoat Fine :monkey

:goat

[OlivePoet]

I would but I am supposed to go see The Beastie Boys tonight. Looks like I'm gonna be late to that...F#@K!
Have fun, whenever you get there. :bounce
Where are they playing? I don't listen to much radio outside of 93XRT, so I never hear about other shows.

[thing4377]

Hello my friends!!! Can't stay long very busy:BANG but had to pop in to say hello and spread some love!!! Mama's dancin pussy is BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!:multi How has everyone been doin today?

[Oh, word?]

Where are they playing? I don't listen to much radio outside of 93XRT, so I never hear about other shows.The United Center. Perhaps I should just attempt to give away my ticket at this point because I'm gonna be here...late.

[Oh, word?]

We should meet up soon, though, Heater!

[Beefsteak1138]

Wow...everyone must be exhaused from this afternoon's sexcapade.

[JanelleM]

Ummmm...I'm new.

Have I offended you somehow?
Oh no not at all :) I thought you were a guy and I thought your SN was funny. Welcome :)

[PedroPSK]

Wow...everyone must be exhaused from this afternoon's sexcapade.
I've got stamina!
but I have to leave now
see ya everyone

thanks for the fun Mama!

Word, nice to meet you!

:D

[OlivePoet]

We should meet up soon, though, Heater!
:bounce
I'm always down for makin a new DMB buddy. All my friends do is make fun of me. :lol

What time does the show start? I say try to make it. They won't be on til at least 8 probably.

[OklahomaMama]

Hello my friends!!! Can't stay long very busy:BANG but had to pop in to say hello and spread some love!!! Mama's dancin pussy is BAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!:multi How has everyone been doin today?hi sweetie! :hug
how's the bebe today?

loving that dancing psychedelic pussy, are ya? :D

i'm off work til monday cuz my arm makes me useless! yaaaay! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:ggoat Fine :monkey

:goathey, now! :(

[OklahomaMama]

ugh... time for 2nd anti-inflammatory pill, 2nd heart pill, tummy pill...
:(

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, now! :(
:angel

I'm sorry. Please forgive my rudeness.

whore : )

[thing4377]

hi sweetie! :hug
how's the bebe today?

loving that dancing psychedelic pussy, are ya? :D

i'm off work til monday cuz my arm makes me useless! yaaaay! :lol
I do love the dancin pussy, bebe is for sure gonna be an acrobat:multi <--seems like that is all he does:lol and I was gonna ask how your appt went....must have went good..got ya off work til Monday...lucky ass...:p

[thing4377]

Well folks, I gotsta get on down....time to get tha hell outta hera!!!! love you all! Talk to ya'll tomorrow!!!!

[Keith]

I'm leaving too. Peace out you all!

[OklahomaMama]

is anyone else getting excited about Christmas? :bounce

i already told Pat he had to get me this:
http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/Shopping/sh_productdetail.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1884019392.1 099608661@@@@&BV_EngineID=jadcllhldgefbedcfchchj.0&fromPage=/Website/Shopping/sh_prod_sub_inc.jsp&CONTENT_KEY=QX8481&CONTENT_TYPE=PRODUCT&type=prod&oid=143967&suboid=-109503

and this:
http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/Shopping/sh_productdetail.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1884019392.1 099608661@@@@&BV_EngineID=jadcllhldgefbedcfchchj.0&fromPage=/Website/Shopping/sh_prod_sub_inc.jsp&CONTENT_KEY=QX8464&CONTENT_TYPE=PRODUCT&type=prod&oid=143953&suboid=-109503

[OklahomaMama]

:angel

I'm sorry. Please forgive my rudeness.

whore : )*dripping honey*
of course i forgive you, darling! :angel :hug :angel
cocksucker!

[OklahomaMama]

g'nite christy & keith
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

*dripping honey*
of course i forgive you, darling! :angel :hug :angel
cocksucker!
I'm glad we're back on speaking terms.



RUGMUnCHER!!!!

[Bull_11]

Mama...Christmas rocks!!!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm glad we're back on speaking terms.



RUGMUnCHER!!!!:lol
fucktard!
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Mama...Christmas rocks!!!:bounce
i love christmas!
i usually have all my homemade gifts figured out by june :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

:bounce
i love christmas!
i usually have all my homemade gifts figured out by june :rolleyes:
What are you makin' me? :D

[il bacio dolce]

I don't know how late he'll be home, but I got half the surprise ready. :)

[OklahomaMama]

What are you makin' me? :Di'm thinking about mini loaves of "tropical bread"
it's banana bread with dried pineapples, toasted coconut & crushed macadamia nuts
whatcha think?

[Red_41]

What are you makin' me? :D
Hey Brian:
I'm making xmas ornaments for everyone ... ya just gotta PM me your address if you'd like to be a recipient (they're apple and cinnamon scented (not artificially scented btw).
:)

[il bacio dolce]

Look at all the cat avatars. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

NOELLA!!!
:bounce

i KNOW how much you like christmas :)

[OklahomaMama]

Look at all the cat avatars. :lolyup... LOTS of pussy all up in here :D

[Bull_11]

i'm thinking about mini loaves of "tropical bread"
it's banana bread with dried pineapples, toasted coconut & crushed macadamia nuts
whatcha think?
"Tropical Bread"...sounds delish!! Can I get 2!? :thumbsup

[Bull_11]

NOELLA!!!
:bounce

i KNOW how much you like christmas :)
With a name like Noella...ya gotta love Christmas!!

Hey, Noella! ;)

[il bacio dolce]

I got lingerie today... figured I'd put it on under my clothes just in case Matt comes home early enough... Not comfy.

[Bull_11]

I got lingerie today... figured I'd put it on under my clothes just in case Matt comes home early enough... Not comfy.
Lucky bastard! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

"Tropical Bread"...sounds delish!! Can I get 2!? :thumbsupsuuure! :)
i usually take the first week in December off work and do all my baking, shopping, wrapping & decorating... it's freaking exhausting but then i get to bask in the glow of the season

'n shit!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

Yeah, he's not even coming home til it's so late all he wants to do is go to sleep. I bought stuff to make him dinner too.

[OklahomaMama]

I got lingerie today... figured I'd put it on under my clothes just in case Matt comes home early enough... Not comfy.pssst! sweetie...
you probably have the tags still on
;)

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, he's not even coming home til it's so late all he wants to do is go to sleep. I bought stuff to make him dinner too.to quote rob schneider in Waterboy

WELL, WAKE HIS ASS UP!
:D

[il bacio dolce]

:lol
He'll be like "When did you get THAT?!"

[Bull_11]

suuure! :)
i usually take the first week in December off work and do all my baking, shopping, wrapping & decorating... it's freaking exhausting but then i get to bask in the glow of the season

'n shit!
:p
I do most of my shopping the week before. I think it's fun waiting till the last minute! I'm nuts, I know.

[il bacio dolce]

Oh and there's another surprise after that too. Hee.

[Bull_11]

to quote rob schneider in Waterboy

WELL, WAKE HIS ASS UP!
:D
GREAT movie!!!

"You can do eeet ALLLL night LONG!"

[Red_41]

With a name like Noella...ya gotta love Christmas!!

Hey, Noella! ;)
Yeah ... I kind of inherited the spirit ya know :rolleyes:

I'm going to try and start them this weekend.

I'm feeling very cosy this evening ... got a fire going in the fireplace and the pussies are all flaked out in front of it.

:)

[OklahomaMama]

GREAT movie!!!

"You can do eeet ALLLL night LONG!"*high five*
one of my all time fave flicks :thumbsup

do you like Raising Arizona too?

[bron]

Aaah!! When the hell did hypno kitty come back!? :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah ... I kind of inherited the spirit ya know :rolleyes:

I'm going to try and start them this weekend.

I'm feeling very cosy this evening ... got a fire going in the fireplace and the pussies are all flaked out in front of it.

:)sounds nice :)
my poor pussies are all wigged out cuz i'm here... i'm really harshing their gig, dude!

[OklahomaMama]

Aaah!! When the hell did hypno kitty come back!? :lol*waves*
hi, bron!
:hug

today... by popular demand :D

[Red_41]

[QUOTE
'n shit!
:p[/QUOTE]
:D ... Ya know I love it when you say that .... :) How YOU doin?

I'm "fixin'" to get myself some dinner :p

[OklahomaMama]

[QUOTE
'n shit!
:p:D ... Ya know I love it when you say that .... :) How YOU doin?

I'm "fixin'" to get myself some dinner :p[/QUOTE]:lol
we're fixin to have Beans Part II


or should i say "Part TOOT"?

:lol
i made a funny
:p

[Bull_11]

*high five*
one of my all time fave flicks :thumbsup

do you like Raising Arizona too?
Never saw Raising Arizona...sounds like I might need to!

[Red_41]

K guys ... I'm starving ... gonna get some dinner ... see ya later !

[MAM2STEPN]

[I'm "fixin'" to get myself some dinner :p[/QUOTE]:lol
we're fixin to have Beans Part II


or should i say "Part TOOT"?

:lol
i made a funny
:p[/QUOTE]:lol :lol :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Never saw Raising Arizona...sounds like I might need to!get OUT! :eek:
go rent it... right this minute!
:p
the Coen Bros just kill me :lol

[Oh, word?]

Oh no not at all :) I thought you were a guy and I thought your SN was funny. Welcome :)No ma'am...I'm as female as they get. :)

Thanks for the welcome. Much appreciated! :)

[Beefsteak1138]

Pussy, pussy, pussy. Pussies are so nice.
Pussy, pussy, pussy. Can I have a slice?

(To be sung like the dreidel song)

[Bull_11]

get OUT! :eek:
go rent it... right this minute!
:p
the Coen Bros just kill me :lol
I'm not goin' out in the rain this minute to go get it, but I'll put it down on the "Recommended by Mama" list! Thanks!

[Oh, word?]

And now with the computer issues...I'm missing the concert! Dammit!

[OklahomaMama]

*wipes tears from eyes*
:lol
go to the Post Your Pets and see my retarded pussy!
:lol

[il bacio dolce]

No dinner tonight. No fun tonight. No Geno tonight.

[OklahomaMama]

Pussy, pussy, pussy. Pussies are so nice.
Pussy, pussy, pussy. Can I have a slice?

(To be sung like the dreidel song):lol
hmmm.... i need to come up with a song too...
what rhymes with cock?
:D

[Oh, word?]

what rhymes with cock?
:Drock? as in rock HARD?

[OklahomaMama]

No dinner tonight. No fun tonight. No Geno tonight.:hug
you need Ben & Jerry's Rainforest Crunch!



and a dildo
:D

[OklahomaMama]

rock? as in rock HARD?i likes the way you think! :D
*scribbles furiously*

[il bacio dolce]

:hug
you need Ben & Jerry's Rainforest Crunch!



and a dildo
:D

mmmmm
got fries in the oven

[gypsie]

Evening all!


What's the jist of the late afternoon I don't feel like backreading unless it's really worth it.
My ribs hurt and I am tired but still positive!

[Bull_11]

Evening all!


What's the jist of the late afternoon I don't feel like backreading unless it's really worth it.
My ribs hurt and I am tired but still positive!
Not much goin' on in here, girl! How was the gym?

[gypsie]

Not much goin' on in here, girl! How was the gym?

Gym is always great!

Still have some steam to blow off. :BANG

[MAM2STEPN]

And now with the computer issues...I'm missing the concert! Dammit!What missing a concert for work:freak you need to get your priorities straight woman!:D

[Beefsteak1138]

Gym is always great!

Still have some steam to blow off. :BANG
I'll give you something to blow off.

(ok, that one was waaaaaay to easy).

[OklahomaMama]

hiya kellie :hug

[OklahomaMama]

I'll give you something to blow off.

(ok, that one was waaaaaay to easy).that's ok... she's easy :D

[gypsie]

Hey Bren!


Things have slowed down in here considerably - is everyone having a smoke?

[gypsie]

I'll give you something to blow off.

(ok, that one was waaaaaay to easy).

*drops to knees opens mouth*

















*bares teeth*
Thought I was easy?:evil

[gypsie]

that's ok... she's easy :D

Shhhh! That's our secret :angel

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
kelllliiieeee!
you're a naughty naughty girl!

and i like it!
:D

[gypsie]

:lol
kelllliiieeee!
you're a naughty naughty girl!

and i like it!
:D
Thank you Sensei!
I bow down in the presence of your greatness:hug

[il bacio dolce]

I'm a bad girl. :(

[gypsie]

I'm a bad girl. :(
Why would that be?

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Bren!


Things have slowed down in here considerably - is everyone having a smoke?
I'll give you something to smoke.

Ok, I'll stop now.

[Bull_11]

:lol
kelllliiieeee!
you're a naughty naughty girl!

and i like it!
:D
*shyly raises hand up*

i like it too! :evil

[il bacio dolce]

Sexy lingerie and no reason to wear it. Awwwww.

[Bull_11]

2nd beer of the evening being cracked! Anyone drinkin' with me tonight?

[Beefsteak1138]

*drops to knees opens mouth*



*bares teeth*
Thought I was easy?:evil

Did I say easy? I meant the best, nicest, funniest, kindest person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

NOT!!

[OklahomaMama]

Sexy lingerie and no reason to wear it. Awwwww.:p
i'm sure the boys here wouldn't mind a little show ;)

[OklahomaMama]

2nd beer of the evening being cracked! Anyone drinkin' with me tonight?:(
i WISH!
i'm on too many drugs
:(

[il bacio dolce]

I have a big pile of fries still.

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
i'm sure the boys here wouldn't mind a little show ;)
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

[Bull_11]

:(
i WISH!
i'm on too many drugs
:(
Drinking and drugs...for the maximum effect!!

Do eeet! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

I have a big pile of fries still.you have fries AND lingerie and the guy isn't home?
what is WRONG with him????
you need to picture phone his ass.... that'll get his ass in the house!

[OklahomaMama]

Drinking and drugs...for the maximum effect!!

Do eeet! :evilhmmm.... not gonna happen :p
i'm too squirrelly about stuff like that
:)

[Bull_11]

you have fries AND lingerie and the guy isn't home?
what is WRONG with him????
you need to picture phone his ass.... that'll get his ass in the house!
Picture phone us first! :bounce

[gypsie]

I'll give you something to smoke.

Ok, I'll stop now.
Did you backread because if you make me mad I might use teeth:D

[Bull_11]

Alright, fess up...who's watching the O.C? :)

[OklahomaMama]

Did you backread because if you make me mad I might use teeth:Dpssst! some of them LIKE that sort of thing :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Did you backread because if you make me mad I might use teeth:D
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2263704&postcount=8399

:D

[OklahomaMama]

Alright, fess up...who's watching the O.C? :)not me... i keep thinking it means obsessive compulsive :p

[il bacio dolce]

you have fries AND lingerie and the guy isn't home?
what is WRONG with him????
you need to picture phone his ass.... that'll get his ass in the house!

I told him what I was making for dinner, chicken scampi, shrimp cocktail, fresh cut pineapple, Italian bread... Mmmm. You'd think he'd cancel his plans for that alone. Then I tell him I had some other surprises and he still wouldn't come home. Blah. And I got ALL READY (emphasis on the ALL) if you know what I'm saying.

[Beefsteak1138]

I told him what I was making for dinner, chicken scampi, shrimp cocktail, fresh cut pineapple, Italian bread... Mmmm. You'd think he'd cancel his plans for that alone. Then I tell him I had some other surprises and he still wouldn't come home. Blah. And I got ALL READY (emphasis on the ALL) if you know what I'm saying.
No need to waste all that. I'm be there in 5 minutes.

[gypsie]

Did I say easy? I meant the best, nicest, funniest, kindest person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

NOT!!

Oh I feel the same about you plus you are the most sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent, gentle, wonderful man I have ever had the chance to get ot know just having you in my life has made it better.:hug

ASSHOLE!

[OklahomaMama]

well, he just SUCKS, Cassie!
:hug

[DMBfan41]

hows everybody tonight?

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

i love secret messages!

[OklahomaMama]

hows everybody tonight?hi Jar :)

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh I feel the same about you plus you are the most sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent, gentle, wonderful man I have ever had the chance to get ot know just having you in my life has made it better.:hug

I WANT YOUR BODY, I HOPE NO ONE ELSE NOTICES THIS!

Thanks. (your secret is safe with me). :devil

[DMBfan41]

hi Jar :)

howdy, how are ya tonight?

[gypsie]

Evening Jar Jar:hug

[gypsie]

Thanks. (your secret is safe with me). :devil
Stop f'in with me?
Can't you be nice like all the other boys and talk dirty to me?

[Bull_11]

Sup, Jar!?

[DMBfan41]

Evening Jar Jar:hug

hello, baby, how are you tonight?

[DMBfan41]

Sup, Jar!?

sup, Bri

[Beefsteak1138]

Stop f'in with me?
Can't you be nice like all the other boys and talk dirty to me?
Hey baby. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

[gypsie]

hello, baby, how are you tonight?
Better now that you're here ;)

[gypsie]

Hey baby. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
You smooth talker you!
You do know what I like!

[DMBfan41]

Better now that you're here ;)

ohh, someone feeling a little fiesty?

[gypsie]

ohh, someone feeling a little fiesty?
Took ya long enough to notice

[Beefsteak1138]

You smooth talker you!
You do know what I like!
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

[Bull_11]

Looks like Kell is up for a little doubleteam action tonight!

[il bacio dolce]

He does suck. At the moment.

[gypsie]

I just don't know who or what to respond to first :ugh:

Help girls

[il bacio dolce]

<-- My pussy is the best pussy.

[Beefsteak1138]

<-- My pussy is the best pussy.
Prove it.

[DMBfan41]

Took ya long enough to notice

sorry, i'm a little wet myself tonight

[il bacio dolce]

You're lookin at her!

[DMBfan41]

<-- My pussy is the best pussy.

You'll have to show it to the pussy inspector.

And here I am!

[gypsie]

Hey Cassie

I was getting a little scared being by myself with all of this testosterone

because I hate when there's noone to hold the camera

[gypsie]

You'll have to show it to the pussy inspector.

And here I am!


Would ya look at that - you got lucky tonight afterall:lol

[il bacio dolce]

That's the problem!

[DMBfan41]

Would ya look at that - you got lucky tonight afterall:lol

ha, yeah right!

[gypsie]

That's the problem!
I'm sorry I should be supporting my fellow pussy not knocking her down.
I am very sorry that I was insensitive please forgive me.:hug

[il bacio dolce]

Ew. I had a piece of smoked gouda. It's good, unless you already have a full stomach. Then it makes you want to puke.

[OklahomaMama]

<-- My pussy is the best pussy.my pussy is retarded :lol

[il bacio dolce]

That cat is on acid.

[Beefsteak1138]

my pussy is retarded :lol
My dog would eat your pussy.

[OklahomaMama]

My dog would eat your pussy.pffffht!
YOU would eat my pussy




um, uh...
let me rephrase that...

:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

pffffht!
YOU would eat my pussy




um, uh...
let me rephrase that...

:lol
Soooooooooooo, he's Alf?

[DMBfan41]

pffffht!
YOU would eat my pussy




um, uh...
let me rephrase that...

:lol

I would eat your pussy!

and I can't rephrase that one!

[OklahomaMama]

Soooooooooooo, he's Alf?:lol
*eyes Beef suspiciously*
he DOES look like a Melmacian, doesn't he?
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

pffffht!
YOU would eat my pussy




um, uh...
let me rephrase that...

:lol
Pussy. Its whats for dinner. :D

[RuggerSelkie]

:lol
*eyes Beef suspiciously*
he DOES look like a Melmacian, doesn't he?
:p
I guess he was from Melmac, huh? Good memory young one.

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
*eyes Beef suspiciously*
he DOES look like a Melmacian, doesn't he?
:p
Cute, furry, loveable...hmm...sounds like something else doesn't it???

[OklahomaMama]

Pussy. Its whats for dinner. :D:lol
at least you didn't say "Pussy... the OTHER white meat"
:rolleyes:

[DMBfan41]

Pussy.....the pink meat

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
at least you didn't say "Pussy... the OTHER white meat"
:rolleyes:
:lol :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Pussy.....the pink meat
The pink taco.

[OklahomaMama]

I guess he was from Melmac, huh? Good memory young one.i hate to see ALF whoring himself for long distance providers... i knew him when he was....
a STAR!!
:lol

nick was crazy about ALF when he was around 2 or so... pajamas, stuffed ALF, the works
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

i hate to see ALF whoring himself for long distance providers... i knew him when he was....
a STAR!!
:lol

nick was crazy about ALF when he was around 2 or so... pajamas, stuffed ALF, the works
:)
My stuffed ewok could kick stuffed ALF's arse.

Speaking of stuffing........

[OklahomaMama]

My stuffed ewok could kick stuffed ALF's arse.

Speaking of stuffing........:p
nuh UH!!

stuffing? like for Thanksgiving? :D

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
nuh UH!!

stuffing? like for Thanksgiving? :D
Yep, and some other days too...like yesterday, today, monday, tuesday.....

[OklahomaMama]

Yep, and some other days too...like yesterday, today, monday, tuesday.....:lol
like Stovetop, huh?

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
like Stovetop, huh?
I like the stuffing that comes in a box.

[OklahomaMama]

I like the stuffing that comes in a box.oh, and here i had you pegged as a man who liked it made from scratch
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

oh, and here i had you pegged as a man who liked it made from scratch
:evil
Nah, I like the kind thats quick and easy...then you're done.

[OklahomaMama]

Nah, I like the kind thats quick and easy...then you're done.so..... you're a lazy fuck?
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

so..... you're a lazy fuck?
:p
:lol

That I am.

[RuggerSelkie]

BRENDA!!! You are a sassy lass!

[OklahomaMama]

BRENDA!!! You are a sassy lass!:lol
i gotta keep these folks on their toes....
or something
:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:lol
i gotta keep these folks on their toes....
or something
:rolleyes:
or something :lol

[OklahomaMama]

or something :lol:p
knew you'd pick up on that, girlfriend!
:D

[il bacio dolce]

Hey guys. Watching ER and waiting for G---. Muaha.

[RuggerSelkie]

:lol
i gotta keep these folks on their toes....
or something
:rolleyes:"or something"...I say that alot. It can mean soooooooo many things...;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Anyone here??? Beefy needs company....

[gypsie]

Anyone here??? Beefy needs company....
I'm here ya gonna be nice :angel

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm here ya gonna be nice :angel
Always. :p

[gypsie]

Always. :p
And your definition of nice would be?...;)

[Beefsteak1138]

And your definition of nice would be?...;)
Dirty.

[gypsie]

Dirty.
Hey that's my definiton too!:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey that's my definiton too!:bounce
Kick arse!!!

Now what?

[gypsie]

Kick arse!!!

Now what?
:rolleyes: that's a great question.
I don't know what to do with only one man, usually it's a sandwich.
What do you think we should do? or better yet what do you want to do?

(no one word answers that only makes me work harder)

[Beefsteak1138]

We could always try the 'Tony Danza'.

[gypsie]

We could always try the 'Tony Danza'.

Thanks read that thread already. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

*YAWN* i'm fixin to crash, ya'll....
:hug

see ya tomorrow

[OlivePoet]

Pussy, pussy, pussy. Pussies are so nice.
Pussy, pussy, pussy. Can I have a slice?

(To be sung like the dreidel song)
:lol :lol
This was so worth the backread!

[Beefsteak1138]

*YAWN* i'm fixin to crash, ya'll....
:hug

see ya tomorrow
mmmmmmm....fixin's......I'm hungry.


Good night. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks read that thread already. :lol
Not your style?

[gypsie]

Not your style?
Shockingly NO!

[gypsie]

Night Mama:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Shockingly NO!
Well, I can venture on into some other threads and try to recruit some guys to complete your sammich.

Or, we can just stick to the hoover maneuver.

[gypsie]

Well, I can venture on into some other threads and try to recruit some guys to complete your sammich.

Or, we can just stick to the hoover maneuver.
I would expect more from such an intelligent person.

DICKHEAD

[Beefsteak1138]

I would expect more from such an intelligent person.

DICKHEAD
I'm sorry.


TWAT WAFFLE!!!!


EDIT: Oh, did I make that visible...my bad.

;) :p

[gypsie]

I'm sorry.


TWAT WAFFLE!!!!


EDIT: Oh, did I make that visible...my bad.

;) :p


I was just going to ask you if that was supposed to be subliminal :lol

TWAT WAFFLE WTF? is a twat waffle?

[gypsie]

By the way, may I ask what 5/19/05 is?

[Beefsteak1138]

I was just going to ask you if that was supposed to be subliminal :lol

TWAT WAFFLE WTF? is a twat waffle?
:lol :lol

I saw someone use that once as an insult either here or on the bridge, I can't remember. For some reason I thought it was hilarious and so it stuck in my head. I have not clue what it means.

[DMBfan41]

ohh, i like waffles!!

[Beefsteak1138]

By the way, may I ask what 5/19/05 is?


Its the date Star Wars episode III will be released

[DMBfan41]

Episode Iii!!!!

[gypsie]

:lol :lol

I saw someone use that once as an insult either here or on the bridge, I can't remember. For some reason I thought it was hilarious and so it stuck in my head. I have not clue what it means.
And you saved it for me?!?! *mwahhhh*
You are so sweet! :lol

[gypsie]

Its the date Star Wars episode III will be released



My geekiness or yours?

It's a movie get over it.

[Beefsteak1138]

My geekiness or yours?

It's a movie get over it.
Mine.

and no, I can't.