Positive or Negative?

[Beefsteak1138]

daaaamn! i don't even have a penis and that made me cringe, Beefybaby!
:lol
cringe = horny right??

[jrock5730]

Got him on a short leash, eh?

No such thing at our place!!!


















If you believe me, thats your choice.....

[OlivePoet]

<-- has a mad awesome mommy of his children :)
You guys are the best couple!!

[OklahomaMama]

cringe = horny right??um, well... if by cringe you mean squeezing my internal love muscles repeatedly... then yeah, sure!
why not?

:lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey!! Gimme back my jelly!
You gotta lick it back! :p

[OlivePoet]

Heater will be a stellar mad $ momma! Kinda like Mama already is!
SIG!!!

[thing4377]

No such thing at our place!!!


















If you believe me, thats your choice.....

the only thing short at our house is our 3 1/2 year old and her 7 1/2 year old brother!!!!:lol No leash needed, I just have to crack the whip every now and then!!!

[OklahomaMama]

You gotta lick it back! :pwow, talk about a Pavlovian response... Heater sez lick and my mouth waters
:D

[OlivePoet]

i made her double promise to call her Mama the minute she gets to Heater's (make sure she does it too, chickie) so i certainly will send your love, Miss Thingie :hug
Damn right I will!

I ALWAYS make my friends call me when they're taking a long trip somewhere.
And by long, I mean anything over 45 minutes. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

You gotta lick it back! :p
I can't have jelly w/o the peanut butter....I like the creamy kind.

[OklahomaMama]

YO! Bull/Brianbaby...

you got your PM... when do i get mine?


heh heh "get mine"
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

I can't have jelly w/o the peanut butter....I like the creamy kind.mmmm.... CREAMy.... *drooool*

[Beefsteak1138]

the only thing short at our house is our 3 1/2 year old and her 7 1/2 year old brother!!!!:lol No leash needed, I just have to crack the whip every now and then!!!
Whips are good :rolleyes:

[thing4377]

Damn right I will!

I ALWAYS make my friends call me when they're taking a long trip somewhere.
And by long, I mean anything over 45 minutes. :lol


I like long things!!!!:lol

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[Beefsteak1138]

mmmm.... CREAMy.... *drooool*
;)

Now the pavlovian response applies to peanut butter also :lol

[OlivePoet]

<----------- already a mad pimpin' father (at least I think)
That reminded me of Shaft for some reason :lol

[jrock5730]

I like long things!!!!:lol

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Just so happens I have one right here.......\/ :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

That reminded me of Shaft for some reason :lol
Who's the mad pimpinest father in all of Ants..............BULL!!

[OklahomaMama]

;)

Now the pavlovian response applies to peanut butter also :lolyeah, but then the drool thtickth to the rooth of my mouth

[thing4377]

|
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Just so happens I have one right here.......\/ :lol

Just so happens I just had it 2 nights ago.........NICE!!!!!!!:p

[jrock5730]

Who's the mad pimpinest father in all of Ants..............BULL!!

ahem...... almost anyways :lol

[OlivePoet]

Heater promised me they would call me too!!! :hug :hug
:bounce :multi :bounce :multi
You're in the same time zone as Chicago, right?

[OklahomaMama]

That reminded me of Shaft for some reason :lolSHUT yo mouth!

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah, but then the drool thtickth to the rooth of my mouth
Mama, you OK??? It sounds like you have something in your mouth.

[OlivePoet]

:haha No offense, but you don't have what it takes to steal her away from me, I got her locked up! :lol
:lol WOW, you sound SO much like Giulio! :lol

We always joke like that. :p

[thing4377]

Who's the mad pimpinest father in all of Ants..............BULL!!

You know I love you all, but I am gonna have to go with J on this one!!

He has the whole mad pimpin big schlong good daddy thing goin on!!!:lol


Guess you could say he is the COMPLETE PACKAGE!!!






Damn I keep doin that.....package!!!!!

[OlivePoet]

Def.

(must have missed the initial reply, this thread is movin' hella fast)

Heater is hella hot!
You deserve some mad head for that one.

[OlivePoet]

holy shit i cant believe it....i am totally caught up on backreading and posting...if i could just get caught up at work.....
Can you believe, I did NOT backread today! :confused: :p

[OlivePoet]

I used to like the Junks when they were on 106.7 in the evenings.

I never really liked their morning gig as much.

I like Heater any time of the day, though! ;)
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack... :p

[OlivePoet]

I never backread, I live "in the now"
You sound so wise! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

You deserve some mad head for that one.
Want some "blue cheese"?

[thing4377]

:bounce :multi :bounce :multi
You're in the same time zone as Chicago, right?

I think so, Jrock will know...but who cares.....it so doesnt matter what time you call!!! I am off of work tomorrow...I have a Dr. appointment to get a check up on my lil baby man!!!(who happens to be givin me hell today) So you just call honey!!!! Whenever!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Mama, you OK??? It sounds like you have something in your mouth.*mmmph mmm huh*
my mama told me it's not polite to talk with cock in your mouth
:lol

daaamn, that was bad... even for me :p

[jrock5730]

I think so, Jrock will know...but who cares.....it so doesnt matter what time you call!!! I am off of work tomorrow...I have a Dr. appointment to get a check up on my lil baby man!!!(who happens to be givin me hell today) So you just call honey!!!! Whenever!!!!

Leave it to the ladies to not know their time zones! Yes, we are in central time zone, just like you heater :)

[Beefsteak1138]

*mmmph mmm huh*
my mama told me it's not polite to talk with cock in your mouth
:lol

daaamn, that was bad... even for me :p
Yeah, well it was a bad setup to begin with ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Leave it to the ladies to not know their time zones! Yes, we are in central time zone, just like you heater :):bounce me too! central is the best cuz we get prime time viewing first :)

[OlivePoet]

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Morristown NJ.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of Handcuffs.


:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, well it was a bad setup to begin with ;)at least you tried, dearheart
:angel

[OlivePoet]

i used to not ever backread either but then the election came and went so now my man is a regulare in the +/- and he started to get a lil outta control so now I have to monitor him every now and then!!!!!:p
What you don't trust us? :angel ;)

[jrock5730]

*mmmph mmm huh*
my mama told me it's not polite to talk with cock in your mouth
:lol

daaamn, that was bad... even for me :p

When done right, talking is not an option during head :)
















I know you already knew this, you strike me as the type to suck alot of cock...














I totally mean that in a good way!!!1 :lol :lol

[thing4377]

:lol WOW, you sound SO much like Giulio! :lol

We always joke like that. :p

We're not jokin......I will kill a bitch:violent
:lol :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:bounce me too! central is the best cuz we get prime time viewing first :)
You can always view my central region.

[OlivePoet]

Mine's detachable.
I used to LOVE that song.

But I never heard it anywhere else but Beavis and Butthead.

[OlivePoet]

cringe = horny right??
:lol :lol
Nice play off of my material. ;)

[OlivePoet]

um, well... if by cringe you mean squeezing my internal love muscles repeatedly... then yeah, sure!
why not?

:lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

When done right, talking is not an option during head :)

I know you already knew this, you strike me as the type to suck alot of cock...

I totally mean that in a good way!!!1 :lol :lolum, yeah... i'll take that as a compliment :ugh:
;)

and by the way, humming is perfectly acceptable during a blow job... my old man's personal preference is the star spangled banner :D

yeah, patriotic fellatio!
:lol

[jrock5730]

Well guys, its off to the good ole Shelby County Court House, wish me luck with the long line! I will call you soon baby, bye for now yall!!!




p.s. Someone keep an eye on my woman for me, she's awful frisky here lately ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I used to LOVE that song.

But I never heard it anywhere else but Beavis and Butthead.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[thing4377]

You can always view my central region.


:lol :lol damn that was good!!!!:lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You can always view my central region.:D sigworthy, Beefybaby!

[OlivePoet]

wow, talk about a Pavlovian response... Heater sez lick and my mouth waters
:D
:lol That was an awesome psych reference! :p

[OlivePoet]

mmmm.... CREAMy.... *drooool*
:lol :lol :lol
That made me laugh so hard!
I pictured your face all numb, your head tilted back, and your tongue hanging out. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol :lol damn that was good!!!!:lol :lol
sigworthy, Beefybaby!

*Bows down

Spank you.

[thing4377]

Well guys, its off to the good ole Shelby County Court House, wish me luck with the long line! I will call you soon baby, bye for now yall!!!




p.s. Someone keep an eye on my woman for me, she's awful frisky here lately ;)

tryin to get there early? good call, maybe it wont be to bad.....be careful, I will try to be good
























is he gone yet:evil

[OklahomaMama]

:lol That was an awesome psych reference! :p*takes a bow*

i watch edumacational telebision :D

[OlivePoet]

Who's the mad pimpinest father in all of Ants..............BULL!!
:: head bops back and forth ::
He's a bad mutha....
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' about Bull.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol
That made me laugh so hard!
I pictured your face all numb, your head tilted back, and your tongue hanging out. :lol:eek: that wasn't nice! you know my face is all fucked up!
*runs from thread sobbing*
waaaaah!







;)

[OlivePoet]

yeah, but then the drool thtickth to the rooth of my mouth
:lol

[thing4377]

What you don't trust us? :angel ;)


i thought you said you werent back readin:lol




you know i trust you honey!!!
with yo flat head and chest and stank mad gassy ass!!!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

WOOOT! 4900 for the Heater!
:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

i thought you said you werent back readin:lol




you know i trust you honey!!!
with yo flat head and chest and stank mad gassy ass!!!:lol
:lol

Somebody's sleeping alone tonight.

[OlivePoet]

Mama, you OK??? It sounds like you have something in your mouth.
OH MY DOG
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
don't.....know.....where....to....go....with....th is....
::: head explodes :::

























head. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

LMAO!
i'm loving our "secret invisible ink" thang we got going on up in here lately!
:monkey
me sooooo horny :!

[OlivePoet]

Want some "blue cheese"?
:lol
Very nice! Well done.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
oh HEATER!!

wee wee, big time!
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

OH MY DOG
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
don't.....know.....where....to....go....with....th is....
::: head explodes :::



head. :lol
Sorry, sometimes my "maleness" gets the best of me. Its genetic, I can't help it.

[OlivePoet]

*mmmph mmm huh*
my mama told me it's not polite to talk with cock in your mouth
:lol

daaamn, that was bad... even for me :p
:lol :lol
My mom told me it's fine! But she's a whore.

[OlivePoet]

I think so, Jrock will know...but who cares.....it so doesnt matter what time you call!!! I am off of work tomorrow...I have a Dr. appointment to get a check up on my lil baby man!!!(who happens to be givin me hell today) So you just call honey!!!! Whenever!!!!
:thumbsup

[thing4377]

OH MY DOG
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
PERVERTED COMMENT OVERLOAD!
don't.....know.....where....to....go....with....th is....
::: head explodes :::



























head. :lol
I think your funny!!!:lol




but you missed it...HEAD EXPLODES!!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

LMAO!
i'm loving our "secret invisible ink" thang we got going on up in here lately!
:monkey
me sooooo horny :!
Huh? What are you talking about?

*whips out schlong *

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol
My mom told me it's fine! But she's a whore.and that would make you.....?
;)

[OlivePoet]

I know you already knew this, you strike me as the type to suck alot of cock...
I've never seen a more sig worthy comment! :lol :lol
I think I'm gonna cry! :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Huh? What are you talking about?

*whips out schlong *
oh you knowwww......
:angel

i like the way the word SCHLONG just rolllls off my tongue!

[OlivePoet]

We're not jokin......I will kill a bitch:violent
:lol :lol
:lol

When Giulio and I are somewhere public, I'll randomly scream "OW!" and throw myself against something.
Or if he goes to put his arm around me, I cringe and cover myself.
:lol :lol
TOTALLY gonna get him arrested one day! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

I've never seen a more sig worthy comment! :lol :lol
I think I'm gonna cry! :lol :loli know... i gotta find a way to squeeze that in there too...

heh heh.. squeeze it
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

oh you knowwww......
:angel

i like the way the word SCHLONG just rolllls off my tongue!
must.....resist......hyper-perverted....joke.

[OlivePoet]

um, yeah... i'll take that as a compliment :ugh:
;)

and by the way, humming is perfectly acceptable during a blow job... my old man's personal preference is the star spangled banner :D

yeah, patriotic fellatio!
:lol
:lol Classic!

[thing4377]

:lol :lol
My mom told me it's fine! But she's a whore.

Holy shit heater!!!
:lol :lol

::holds stomach, wipes tears from eyes, calls Jrock to tell him how crazy heater is!!!::



That was hillarious!!! SIG WORTHY!!!


I will be back!!!

[OlivePoet]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
I WISH that would fit in a sig! :lol
Thanks so much for finding it! :hug



::: unzips Beef's beef-holder :::

[Beefsteak1138]

I WISH that would fit in a sig! :lol
Thanks so much for finding it! :hug



::: unzips Beef's beef-holder :::
Whoa!! Easy there honey....

just wanna make sure you have your protective gear on before unleashing the beast.


and by protective gear I mean g-string.

[OlivePoet]

*takes a bow*

i watch edumacational telebision :D
:lol You really DO live in Oklahoma! :lol ;)

(I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.)

[OklahomaMama]

must.....resist......hyper-perverted....joke.resistance is futile

schlonnnnng!

come on... you know you wanna....
:evil

[OlivePoet]

:eek: that wasn't nice! you know my face is all fucked up!
*runs from thread sobbing*
waaaaah!

;)
:( :(

[OlivePoet]

i thought you said you werent back readin:lol

you know i trust you honey!!!
with yo flat head and chest and stank mad gassy ass!!!:lol
I'm not backreading, I'm just responding to too much and getting left behind! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol You really DO live in Oklahoma! :lol ;)

(I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.)fuck you!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

WOOOT! 4900 for the Heater!
:bounce
:bounce :bounce :multi :multi

[OlivePoet]

LMAO!
i'm loving our "secret invisible ink" thang we got going on up in here lately!
:monkey
me sooooo horny :!
I haven't been doin' that, I need to start.





box.

[OklahomaMama]

oh heater, relax...
i'm getting used to being fucked up ;)
:hug :angel :hug

[OlivePoet]

:lol
oh HEATER!!

wee wee, big time!
:lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

I think your funny!!!:lol

but you missed it...HEAD EXPLODES!!!!
:lol :hug

[OklahomaMama]

I haven't been doin' that, I need to start.





box.*gets out old lady reading glasses*
eh? what's that say???

BOX
what the fuck does that mean??

:D

[Beefsteak1138]

I haven't been doin' that, I need to start.





box.
Hey, I can see your box. It's really small.

[thing4377]

I'm not backreading, I'm just responding to too much and getting left behind! :lol


I shall come get you with my short bus!!! No child left behind!!!!:lol

[OlivePoet]

and that would make you.....?
;)
A virgin.






What? :confused:




:lol


Yeah, no, I'm a whore.

[OlivePoet]

must.....resist......hyper-perverted....joke.
:lol Yeah, I had to hold back, too! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

can i be totally utterly serious here for a sec?

*clears throat*

you folks are worth more than gold to me, i mean that with all my heart
this is the best therapy i could ever receive.

i love you nuts... madly!
:angel

[OlivePoet]

Holy shit heater!!!
:lol :lol

::holds stomach, wipes tears from eyes, calls Jrock to tell him how crazy heater is!!!::



That was hillarious!!! SIG WORTHY!!!


I will be back!!!
:lol :lol :lol
I laughed so hard at this! Students AND teacher's are looking at me! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I just got this email, WTF...

"Howdy Solvin_98, Thu, 11 Nov 2004 10:28:55 +0400
http://www.CHUBBYBUBBY.INFO/cgi-bin/r.cgi?a=124&p=20&m=64

boule bran, baptism argive alsatian.
bitwise cetera cease.

cancel
http://www.CHUBBYBUBBY.INFO/chd/delink.php

aspen,
anchorage boulder"

[OlivePoet]

Whoa!! Easy there honey....

just wanna make sure you have your protective gear on before unleashing the beast.


and by protective gear I mean g-string.
I'm a commando kinda gal. :p

[Beefsteak1138]

can i be totally utterly serious here for a sec?

*clears throat*

you folks are worth more than gold to me, i mean that with all my heart
this is the best therapy i could ever receive.

i love you nuts... madly!
:angel
:hug and more :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

I shall come get you with my short bus!!! No child left behind!!!!:lol
:lol he said 'short bus' :lol

[chels012002]

Hey people I made it again today!

[OlivePoet]

oh heater, relax...
i'm getting used to being fucked up ;)
:hug :angel :hug
I was just a douche-bag who wasn't thinkin. :(

:hug :hug :hug

::: grabs left boobie :::

[OlivePoet]

*gets out old lady reading glasses*
eh? what's that say???

BOX
what the fuck does that mean??

:D
:lol :lol
Oh shit! :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey, I can see your box. It's really small.
:lol :lol :lol

Yeah, it is. ;)

[thing4377]

can i be totally utterly serious here for a sec?

*clears throat*

you folks are worth more than gold to me, i mean that with all my heart
this is the best therapy i could ever receive.

i love you nuts... madly!
:angel

MEEE TOOO MAMA!!!! I just told Jrock that if he didn't get a computer at home for when I have the baby I promise post-partum!! I can't survive without you guys!!!! Plus I gotta show yall pics of the be-be!!!! Truly ya'll are the greatest group of strangers in the whole whore world!!!!:angel

[OlivePoet]

I shall come get you with my short bus!!! No child left behind!!!!:lol
:lol
Short bus.
:lol

[OlivePoet]

can i be totally utterly serious here for a sec?

*clears throat*

you folks are worth more than gold to me, i mean that with all my heart
this is the best therapy i could ever receive.

i love you nuts... madly!
:angel
I love you, too, Mama! :hug

This is a great place to be!

[OklahomaMama]

I was just a douche-bag who wasn't thinkin. :(

:hug :hug :hug

::: grabs left boobie :::OUCH!!! :(
that hurt too


DOG, i am fucked up, ain't i? :rolleyes:

[thing4377]

:lol he said 'short bus' :lol


He is a SUPA HOT SHE!!!!:hug



you wanna ride on my short bus too!!!!:p



Hi Chelsie!!! Glad you could make it!!:monkey i never use the monkey anymore.....

[OlivePoet]

I just got this email, WTF...

"Howdy Solvin_98, Thu, 11 Nov 2004 10:28:55 +0400
http://www.CHUBBYBUBBY.INFO/cgi-bin/r.cgi?a=124&p=20&m=64

boule bran, baptism argive alsatian.
bitwise cetera cease.

cancel
http://www.CHUBBYBUBBY.INFO/chd/delink.php

aspen,
anchorage boulder"
That was hella random. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

MEEE TOOO MAMA!!!! I just told Jrock that if he didn't get a computer at home for when I have the baby I promise post-partum!! I can't survive without you guys!!!! Plus I gotta show yall pics of the be-be!!!! Truly ya'll are the greatest group of strangers in the whole whore world!!!!:angelemphasis on the "strange" part, right? ;)
i know, i can't WAIT to see the dribbling baby boy :hug

sometimes i wish i had a uterus again...


and then sometimes i'm glad as hell i've been spayed & neutered :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Damn, I just used up a pair of batteries in my wireless mouse. Guess that's a sign...see you all later tonight.

*sheaths the schlong*

[OklahomaMama]

hi chelsiebaby! :hug

how's it going today, honeybunch?
:)

[OlivePoet]

Hey people I made it again today!
Hi! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

MEEE TOOO MAMA!!!! I just told Jrock that if he didn't get a computer at home for when I have the baby I promise post-partum!! I can't survive without you guys!!!! Plus I gotta show yall pics of the be-be!!!! Truly ya'll are the greatest group of strangers in the whole whore world!!!!:angel
It's great, because some of us won't be strangers for long! :p

[OlivePoet]

OUCH!!! :(
that hurt too


DOG, i am fucked up, ain't i? :rolleyes:
I was gentle!!!











And when I said grab, I meant lick. :lol

[chels012002]

Hi Chelsie!!! Glad you could make it!!:monkey i never use the monkey anymore.....
Spank you I am glad I made it too :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Damn, I just used up a pair of batteries in my wireless mouse. Guess that's a sign...see you all later tonight.

*sheaths the schlong*c u l8r, Sclongboy ;)
you better miss us desperately!

[OklahomaMama]

I was gentle!!!



And when I said grab, I meant lick. :loland when i said "ouch" i meant
HARDER, BABY... PINCH THAT NIPPLE!
:evil

[OlivePoet]

Damn, I just used up a pair of batteries in my wireless mouse. Guess that's a sign...see you all later tonight.

*sheaths the schlong*
:lol That's awesome.


:hug Bye!

[Beefsteak1138]

c u l8r, Sclongboy ;)
you better miss us desperately!
def.

lata'

[chels012002]

hi chelsiebaby! :hug

how's it going today, honeybunch?
:)
Good mama it is going good! How are you doing?:D :hug

[chels012002]

Hi! :bounce
Whats up heater baby? ;)

[OlivePoet]

and when i said "ouch" i meant
HARDER, BABY... PINCH THAT NIPPLE!
:evil
Yeah, THAT'S RIGHT!! You like it DON'T YOU?? :evil







:hug

[OlivePoet]

Whats up heater baby? ;)
Nada mucha.


Came into work drunk today. :lol

[chels012002]

Nada mucha.


Came into work drunk today. :lol
Nice. I went to take a test today took the bus all the way there to find out it is a damn holiday! How did I not know this? My manager is going to shit!

[Bull_11]

I agree, now they have to play music, that just sucks donkey balls.

Heater is definitely NOT hurting.
Sup, donnnnkey?

Heater is definitely NOT lee haney!

[OklahomaMama]

Good mama it is going good! How are you doing?:D :huglet's see...
got my coffee: check
got no work: check
got my DMB: check
got my positive peeps: check

life is good :)

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, THAT'S RIGHT!! You like it DON'T YOU?? :evil


:hugduh! :lol

[Bull_11]

ok Mama...now he has a valid point!!!!


However, please continue i am enjoying you two fighting over me....

Brian will probably be jumping in soon!!





:lol jumping in!!!!:lol good choice of words!!!
*jumps in and starts taking liberties with Thingie*

Am I too late!? :o

[Bull_11]

SIG!!!
I am honored to be in your sig, Heater! Does this mean we're going for those WHORE-derves before Ali gets there!!!??? :)

[chels012002]

let's see...
got my coffee: check
got no work: check
got my DMB: check
got my positive peeps: check

life is good :)
That is good to hear. I have no coffee but I have coke, I work today, which makes me happy, I actually don't have DMB going at the moment, which is rare with me, and I love my +/- thread.:D

[OklahomaMama]

*jumps in and starts taking liberties with Thingie*

Am I too late!? :oUH! hello??? nobody wants my Liberties?
*pout*

[OlivePoet]

Nice. I went to take a test today took the bus all the way there to find out it is a damn holiday! How did I not know this? My manager is going to shit!
Oh that sucks!

[chels012002]

UH! hello??? nobody wants my Liberties?
*pout*
I call dibs!!!!;)

[Bull_11]

Who's the mad pimpinest father in all of Ants..............BULL!!
Thank you...thank you! I appreciate the props. Being a Pimpin' Father ain't easy, yall!

[chels012002]

Oh that sucks!
Yeah so now I have to rush out there tomorrow.

[OlivePoet]

Sup, donnnnkey?

Heater is definitely NOT lee haney!
:lol
I totally missed the first post, I have no idea what's going on.

[OklahomaMama]

That is good to hear. I have no coffee but I have coke, I work today, which makes me happy, I actually don't have DMB going at the moment, which is rare with me, and I love my +/- thread.:Dand the +/- thread loves you too! :hug

oh! (boy i love how shit just pops into my head :rolleyes: )
i was mad typing up some EEG reports yesterday and the doc used "+/-"
:bounce
i giggled then i was like "WHOA! do you think she knows about us, man?"
:lol

[OlivePoet]

I am honored to be in your sig, Heater! Does this mean we're going for those WHORE-derves before Ali gets there!!!??? :)
:lol Honey, that was already a guarantee!

[Bull_11]

You know I love you all, but I am gonna have to go with J on this one!!

He has the whole mad pimpin big schlong good daddy thing goin on!!!:lol


Guess you could say he is the COMPLETE PACKAGE!!!






Damn I keep doin that.....package!!!!!
I ain't saying Rock isn't a pimpin' father...but come on, look at my user title. I've been pimpin' since day #1! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

UH! hello??? nobody wants my Liberties?
*pout*
I thought I had automatic dibs on them already! :lol

[Mave Datthews]

hello, shitheads!! how are we today? you haven't been talking about me, have you?

[OklahomaMama]

I call dibs!!!!;):lol
*whips 'em out*
there ya go!
:D

[OlivePoet]

and the +/- thread loves you too! :hug
:thumbsup

oh! (boy i love how shit just pops into my head :rolleyes: )
i was mad typing up some EEG reports yesterday and the doc used "+/-"
:bounce
i giggled then i was like "WHOA! do you think she knows about us, man?"
:lol
:lol :lol :lol

[chels012002]

and the +/- thread loves you too! :hug

oh! (boy i love how shit just pops into my head :rolleyes: )
i was mad typing up some EEG reports yesterday and the doc used "+/-"
:bounce
i giggled then i was like "WHOA! do you think she knows about us, man?"
:lol
awwww **blush** I do feel loved though. EEG's huh? Maybe they do know about us and aren't saying anything?

[OklahomaMama]

hello, shitheads!! http://antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif how are we today? you haven't been talking about me, have you? http://antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/wink.gifOH! shitheads are we now???? :violent
you gotta get spanked, bub!
;)

[OlivePoet]

hello, shitheads!! how are we today? you haven't been talking about me, have you?
How positive. :rolleyes:

Talk about you? Who the hell are you?!?






























I'm kidding. :hug Hi!! :p

[OklahomaMama]

awwww **blush** I do feel loved though. EEG's huh? Maybe they do know about us and aren't saying anything?it's actually a common medical thingie... that's why i started using it here

well, that & the fact that i'm too freakin lazy to type "positive/negative" all the time :D

[Mave Datthews]

ok Mama.

i'm always up for a good spanking.

[chels012002]

:lol
*whips 'em out*
there ya go!
:D
OH BABY!

:multi :multi :multi

[OlivePoet]

well, that & the fact that i'm too freakin lazy to type "positive/negative" all the time :D
I love being a lazy American. :p

[OklahomaMama]

shit, i almost forgot...
check it:
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632

[OlivePoet]

shit, i almost forgot...
check it:
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632
:lol :lol :lol
You DO have big boobies!!!!
They're nice. :evil

[OklahomaMama]

ok Mama.

i'm always up for a good spanking.like this?
http://www.femdomart.net/femdomart/lana531.jpg
:evil

yeah, Heater... prolly won't be able to open this, honey! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol
You DO have big boobies!!!!
They're nice. :evil*smug* told ya so!

heyyyy!
how did you know they were mine??? *eyeballs Heater suspiciously*
:lol

[Mave Datthews]

yes, exactly like that... but i can't see the boobies :(

[OklahomaMama]

yes, exactly like that... but i can't see the boobies :(you can't see my boobies???
how the hell could you miss them?
:lol

[Bull_11]

:lol
I totally missed the first post, I have no idea what's going on.
Ahh, it's between me and Beef. All you have to worry about is us complimenting you in our NOVA lingo.

[Bull_11]

Damn...that was some rediculous backreading! On to PMs now! ;)

[DMBfan41]

like this?
http://www.femdomart.net/femdomart/lana531.jpg
:evil

yeah, Heater... prolly won't be able to open this, honey! :lol


damn thats hot!

[Mave Datthews]

you can't see my boobies???
how the hell could you miss them?
:lol haha... well, the link wouldn't load, but that might've just been b/c of our school's over-loaded craptastic server lately

[OklahomaMama]

haha... well, the link wouldn't load, but that might've just been b/c of our school's over-loaded craptastic server lately :madi suggest you try again... they're real and they are spectacular
:lol

[chels012002]

you can't see my boobies???
how the hell could you miss them?
:lol
This is how I feel about my boobies!

[OklahomaMama]

This is how I feel about my boobies!:lol
ah, feel the boobies...er, LOVE
:D

[Bull_11]

*undoes belt*

Hi, Chels! ;)

[chels012002]

:lol
ah, feel the boobies...er, LOVE
:D
When guys talk to me I find myself falling to the ground so they will talk to my face.

*undoes belt*

Hi, Chels! ;)
Hi Brian baby! What did I do wrong? :evil

[Mave Datthews]

i suggest you try again... they're real and they are spectacular :lol
:( ain't workin... i do looooooove teh bewbs tho, big naturals are the best :D

[Oh, word?]

I see I've walked into the Big Boob Crew....nice.

Here's mine:


( o Y o )

[Bull_11]

Hi Brian baby! What did I do wrong? :evil
Ohh nothing, Chels! I just know how you like it! :evil

[Bull_11]

I see I've walked into the Big Boob Crew....nice.

Here's mine:


( o Y o )
*reaches out*
Those are incredible, word! ;)

[chels012002]

Ohh nothing, Chels! I just know how you like it! :evil
Yeah you do;) :evil

[chels012002]

:( ain't workin... i do looooooove teh bewbs tho, big naturals are the best :D
Yeah I was born with Big boobs. Funny thing neither of my sisters have the same luck. Both very small.

[OlivePoet]

like this?
http://www.femdomart.net/femdomart/lana531.jpg
:evil

yeah, Heater... prolly won't be able to open this, honey! :lol
:lol
I had to try though! :lol

[Oh, word?]

*reaches out*
Those are incredible, word! ;)thank you kind sir

[OlivePoet]

*smug* told ya so!

heyyyy!
how did you know they were mine??? *eyeballs Heater suspiciously*
:lol
:lol Well, I knew they weren't MINE! :p

[OlivePoet]

Ahh, it's between me and Beef. All you have to worry about is us complimenting you in our NOVA lingo.
I can totally handle that.

[OlivePoet]

*undoes belt*

Hi, Chels! ;)
:lol :lol
That was awesome.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol Well, I knew they weren't MINE! :p:lol
apparently, T got a correct guess within 5 minutes...
i keep wondering if Drunk Brenda whipped them out a while ago

[Keith]

wait are we gonna see the pussy pals boobies now.

<- gets excited

[OlivePoet]

When guys talk to me I find myself falling to the ground so they will talk to my face.

I have the same problem.
Only, guys aren't staring at my boobs.
They're LOOKING for them. :rolleyes: :lol

[OlivePoet]

I see I've walked into the Big Boob Crew....nice.

Here's mine:


( o Y o )
:lol
Hi again! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

wait are we gonna see the pussy pals boobies now.

<- gets excitedmine are officially in the BOOBS thread
i have famous mammaries
:p

[Bull_11]

thank you kind sir
No, no...thank you! ;)

[OklahomaMama]

I have the same problem.
Only, guys aren't staring at my boobs.
They're LOOKING for them. :rolleyes: :lol:lol
have a kid.... they really bloom after that ;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
apparently, T got a correct guess within 5 minutes...
i keep wondering if Drunk Brenda whipped them out a while ago
I think it was the tattoo that gave them away :p

[Bull_11]

:lol :lol
That was awesome.
*pulls belt from around waist*
You game too, Heater? :evil

[chels012002]

I have the same problem.
Only, guys aren't staring at my boobs.
They're LOOKING for them. :rolleyes: :lol
TAKE MINE!!!!

[OlivePoet]

wait are we gonna see the pussy pals boobies now.

<- gets excited

. .

^
There's mine.

[DMBfan41]

( o Y o )

those aren't boobs!!! Those are asscheeks with nipples drawn on them!

[chels012002]

:lol
have a kid.... they really bloom after that ;)
I went from a d to a dd after kids.

[OlivePoet]

:lol
have a kid.... they really bloom after that ;)
::: crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs, and eyes :::
Here's hopin'! :p

Dog knows drinkin' my milk didn't help any. :rolleyes:


:lol

[chels012002]

*pulls belt from around waist*
You game too, Heater? :evil
Woo hoo the more the merrier!

[OlivePoet]

*pulls belt from around waist*
You game too, Heater? :evil
::: bends over :::

:evil

[Mave Datthews]

:lol
have a kid.... they really bloom after that ;)
DAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE BRENDA'S BOOBS!!!! :BANG

[OklahomaMama]

I think it was the tattoo that gave them away :p*lightbulb goes on*
oh, yeahhhhh!
*slaps forehead*

[OlivePoet]

TAKE MINE!!!!
:lol

As much as I make fun of them, I LOVE my small boobs.
They fit perfectly into Giulio's hand and mouth and I don't have to wear a bra. :p

[OlivePoet]

those aren't boobs!!! Those are asscheeks with nipples drawn on them!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Woo hoo the more the merrier!
:thumbsup

[StumpyErin]

sup fools.

[OlivePoet]

*lightbulb goes on*
oh, yeahhhhh!
*slaps forehead*
:lol
Don't hurt yourself! :hug

[Bull_11]

::: bends over :::

:evil
*lines Chels and Heater up side by side*

*snaps belt in hands*

*undoes zipper while they're bent over*

Surprise!!!
:evil

[OlivePoet]

sup fools.
Hi! :bounce
How's your day goin'?

[DMBfan41]

:lol

thank you south park for that one, he he

[OlivePoet]

*lines Chels and Heater up side by side*

*snaps belt in hands*

*undoes zipper while they're bent over*

Surprise!!!
:evil
That was SO hot.

Chelsea, hold my hand? ;)

(Or whatever else you'd like.:evil)

[chels012002]

:lol

As much as I make fun of them, I LOVE my small boobs.
They fit perfectly into Giulio's hand and mouth and I don't have to wear a bra. :p
Lucky

[OlivePoet]

thank you south park for that one, he he
I didn't even catch that reference. :p

[OlivePoet]

Lucky
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of them. They're actually really cute boobs. :p

[chels012002]

*lines Chels and Heater up side by side*

*snaps belt in hands*

*undoes zipper while they're bent over*

Surprise!!!
:evil
WOO HOO!!!!:thumbsup

[Bull_11]

That was SO hot.

Chelsea, hold my hand? ;)

(Or whatever else you'd like.:evil)
You ladies don't mind double-dippin' do ya? ;)

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Don't hurt yourself! :hugit's ok... i can't feel it!
:lol

[Bull_11]

it's ok... i can't feel it!
:lol
How's work going, Sticky Thighs? ;)

[OklahomaMama]

How's work going, Sticky Thighs? ;)beats the shit outta me...
i'm off work today!
woo


HOO!
:D
how's work treating YOU, mr tambourine man? :evil

[chels012002]

You ladies don't mind double-dippin' do ya? ;)

nice:evil lmao

[Bull_11]

beats the shit outta me...
i'm off work today!
woo


HOO!
:D
how's work treating YOU, mr tambourine man? :evil
That's right...damn, you suck! ;)

Work is going alright here. I'm about to break out my tambourine and start shaking it!!!

[StumpyErin]

im eating some grapenut pudding....... omg its KILLER :)

[OklahomaMama]

That's right...damn, you suck! ;)

Work is going alright here. I'm about to break out my tambourine and start shaking it!!!and swallow... that's important too :D
i PMed your job application...
fill it out and send it back to me



heh heh "fill it out"
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

im eating some grapenut pudding....... omg its KILLER :)what's that? is it just regular pudding with grapenuts thrown in?

i love pudding

[StumpyErin]

oh no.....its like rice pudding or bread pudding...only with grapenuts.
my grandma makes it and we sell it at the restaurant....it's sold within 24 hours.

you all should order some for desert next time you go out to eat. (if they have it on the menu)

[OklahomaMama]

oh no.....its like rice pudding or bread pudding...only with grapenuts.
my grandma makes it and we sell it at the restaurant....it's sold within 24 hours.

you all should order some for desert next time you go out to eat. (if they have it on the menu)sounds yummy :)

[OlivePoet]

You ladies don't mind double-dippin' do ya? ;)
Wow, how.......graphic. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

oh, nice...
my kid is busting my chops on AIM
"skipping work today, are we?"
:lol

[OlivePoet]

it's ok... i can't feel it!
:lol
:lol
Can ya feel this???? :p

[OlivePoet]

im eating some grapenut pudding....... omg its KILLER :)
I just had lunch, and I'm still fucking hungry.

No hangover today!! Heater is one happy bitch! :p

[Mave Datthews]

so yea, um... anyway, back to talking about boobs :p

[Bull_11]

and swallow... that's important too :D
i PMed your job application...
fill it out and send it back to me



heh heh "fill it out"
:lol
sounds enticing and scary all at the same time!

[OlivePoet]

i love pudding
That's one of my ADD phrases that my girl and I use! :lol

[Bull_11]

Wow, how.......graphic. :lol
Of all the things said in this thread and THAT is graphic!? :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Can ya feel this???? :ppress harder.... i think i'm feeling a light tingling sensation
:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

oh no.....its like rice pudding or bread pudding...only with grapenuts.
my grandma makes it and we sell it at the restaurant....it's sold within 24 hours.

you all should order some for desert next time you go out to eat. (if they have it on the menu)
I've never heard of that out here. Can I get a recipe? I love to bake.

[OlivePoet]

oh, nice...
my kid is busting my chops on AIM
"skipping work today, are we?"
:lol
Tell him to get to class. :p

[OklahomaMama]

so yea, um... anyway, back to talking about boobs :poh for goodness sakes! what's your e-mail?
*looks through porn pictures folder for the boob shot*
;)

[OklahomaMama]

Tell him to get to class. :pi did! :lol
my poor wittle baby has a cold :(
he's eating chicken & stars soup and feeling yucky

[StumpyErin]

all of you guys make me laugh...you know that!?

[OklahomaMama]

sounds enticing and scary all at the same time!then it deserves a copy & paste in this joint
:lol

[Bull_11]

i did! :lol
my poor wittle baby has a cold :(
he's eating chicken & stars soup and feeling yucky
Mrs. Grass is the best!

[StumpyErin]

brenda - whats your name on aim?

[Mave Datthews]

I love to bake.
hhhhhahahahaha... i bet you do :lol

lol... sorry i had to!! :D

[StumpyErin]

hhhhhahahahaha... i bet you do :lol
i dont get it.

[OklahomaMama]

all of you guys make me laugh...you know that!?as long as you're laughing AT us and not WITH us...


waaaait, turn that around :lol

[OklahomaMama]

brenda - whats your name on aim?onesweetmama41
:)

[OlivePoet]

Of all the things said in this thread and THAT is graphic!? :rolleyes:
:lol
Yeah, that totally was the pot calling the kettle black. :p

[Oh, word?]

those aren't boobs!!! Those are asscheeks with nipples drawn on them!SOMEBODY watched South Park last night. Well played Jar! :lol

[OlivePoet]

i did! :lol
my poor wittle baby has a cold :(
he's eating chicken & stars soup and feeling yucky
Vitamin C + Sleep = Health!
Surefire way for me to get better. :)

FYI - I'm not telling you this as if you don't know how to take care of your son. It was just the though in my head. :)

[OlivePoet]

all of you guys make me laugh...you know that!?
I'm glad you have fun here! :hug

[OlivePoet]

hhhhhahahahaha... i bet you do :lol

lol... sorry i had to!! :D
:lol I didn't even think about that!

[OlivePoet]

i dont get it.
Did you see my "can I get a recipe" post? :p

[Bull_11]

:lol
Yeah, that totally was the pot calling the kettle black. :p
Call me what you want...it's whorederve time! :evil

[OlivePoet]

Call me what you want...it's whorederve time! :evil
:lol
I think that's so fucking funny! :lol