Positive or Negative?

[Mave Datthews]

well, the bosses are back, might hafta "do something" today...

[OklahomaMama]

thanks...come dance and mama - i totally forgot about "tools"...."internet options"....."security".....ect.

and im supposidly getting my BA in computer engineering next August....go figure 'n shit.:p
no biggie...
hey, my usual way to fix a computer is to cuss it out, turn it off, cuss some more and turn it back on again...

oddly enough, it usually works!
:lol

[gypsie]

Hello!

How's everyone doing this morning?!:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Hello!

How's everyone doing this morning?!:hugKellliieee!
:bounce

hey, do you like my festive holiday pussy?
:D

[gypsie]

Kellliieee!
:bounce

hey, do you like my festive holiday pussy?
:D
Love it!
No matter how you dress it it is always festive!

[OklahomaMama]

Love it!
No matter how you dress it it is always festive!and full of....

cheer!
yeah, that's the ticket :lol

[gypsie]

and full of....

cheer!
yeah, that's the ticket :lol

Forgot the full of.....
part

[OklahomaMama]

Forgot the full of.....
part:lol

how are you doing today, sweetie?
:hug

[gypsie]

:lol

how are you doing today, sweetie?
:hug
Things are great!
I read your journal keep you eye out for a PM

[chels012002]

Ok I made it today!

[MAM2STEPN]

Thank god it's friday!!! How is everyone doing this morning? Or for most of you, this afternoon. I'm alway's behind (west coast):rolleyes:

[Mave Datthews]

TGIF... amen to that.

[DMBfan41]

Hello!

How's everyone doing this morning?!:hug
heey baaby

[chels012002]

Thank god it's friday!!! How is everyone doing this morning? Or for most of you, this afternoon. I'm alway's behind (west coast):rolleyes:
yes TGIF and I am only an hour ahead of you here!

[gypsie]

Hey y'all!

It's yucky here in VA - rainy cold - ick!

[OlivePoet]

Home from work. :)
Let's talk about how sad it is that they blocked Ants. :(

[OlivePoet]

::: Backreadin' :::

[DMBfan41]

Home from work. :)
Let's talk about how sad it is that they blocked Ants. :(

there must be a way around the system!

[OlivePoet]

Heater is certainly NOT a show!
This is funny. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Damn, that sucks! I'm surprised it hasn't happend to me yet.

The only thing she could do is find out which proxy will let her through the firewall to Ants. If one doesn't exist, she's SOL.
Huh? :lol
I feel dumb. How do I do that?

[OlivePoet]

update on our broken Heater :p

apparently, she is allotted 60 minutes of Ants time :freak
she doesn't know if that's per day, week, whatever

i think she's gonna talk to her IT guy and use her feminine wiles on him :D
By feminine wiles, do you mean mad fellatio skills? :p

[OlivePoet]

hey mama - why did they block her access to ants? thats funny though. they better not do that shit here at my work.
Not funny at all! :BANG

[OlivePoet]

Other than turning off a popup blocker, which is usually located on the tool bar or something, try going into tools, internet options, security...then poking around in there. Good luck!

Edit: 1,200th post!!!!!!!:bounce :bounce
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OlivePoet]

there must be a way around the system!
There always is, I just have no clue on that stuff.

[DMBfan41]

There always is, I just have no clue on that stuff.

find an IT guy, seduce him, and then he'll show you.

[OklahomaMama]

By feminine wiles, do you mean mad fellatio skills? :pwell, i WAS trying to show some tact..
:rolleyes:

:hug and a smooch!

[OklahomaMama]

howdy, chels, jar & mary ann (in no particular order) :p

[OlivePoet]

find an IT guy, seduce him, and then he'll show you.
Giulio is an IT guy. :)

[OlivePoet]

well, i WAS trying to show some tact..
:rolleyes:

:hug and a smooch!
Tact.
What a strange, funny word.
Is it new?
I haven't heard it before.
:confused:









:p

[Bull_11]

Huh? :lol
I feel dumb. How do I do that?
Well...this may take a while to explain. You might want to take a load off and rest on your knees for a bit...





:lol

[gypsie]

HI Brian!

How's your day?

[MAM2STEPN]

howdy, chels, jar & mary ann (in no particular order) :pHi Mama! "waves":)

[chels012002]

howdy, chels, jar & mary ann (in no particular order) :p
Hey mama :hug

[Bull_11]

HI Brian!

How's your day?
*smacks Kellie's ass*
Hey, Kell! My day's alright, I suppose. Busy with meetings though. How's your Friday going?

[OklahomaMama]

Well...this may take a while to explain. You might want to take a load off and rest on your knees for a bit...


:lolhey, brian! :hug

still waiting on that final resume attachment
:D

[gypsie]

*smacks Kellie's ass*
Hey, Kell! My day's alright, I suppose. Busy with meetings though. How's your Friday going?
*jumps*:bounce
You know what I like!;)
My Friday is great minus the rain and the cold.

[Oh, word?]

What's up, my peeps? :)

I am very sad that Heater is banned from Ants at work. :(

[chels012002]

yeah that sucks that she got banned at work

[Bull_11]

hey, brian! :hug

still waiting on that final resume attachment
:D
Hey, Mama!

Yeah...I'll be getting that over to you any time now... :rolleyes:

[Oh, word?]

yeah that sucks that she got banned at workI'm going to try to get her a job here at my work. Then she won't get banned! :BANG

[Bull_11]

*jumps*:bounce
You know what I like!;)
My Friday is great minus the rain and the cold.
I do know what you like!

*grabs gag and chains out of bag 'o tricks*

[chels012002]

I'm going to try to get her a job here at my work. Then she won't get banned! :BANG
That is very nice!

[Bull_11]

Hey, Chels & word!!

*draws hand back to give the proper greeting*

[Oh, word?]

Hey, Chels & word!!

*draws hand back to give the proper greeting*The proper greeting would be to reach hand out and make for my chest...but that's just me. Besides, you're a gentleman, right? ;)

[Bull_11]

The proper greeting would be to reach hand out and make for my chest...but that's just me. Besides, you're a gentleman, right? ;)
Of course I'm a gentleman! Any of the fine ladies in here will vouge for that, right?

*slips hand under word's shirt*
Is that better?

[Oh, word?]

much better...thank you


Ummmmmm....could you pinch a little harder please? Yeeeeeah, there ya go.

[Bull_11]

much better...thank you


Ummmmmm....could you pinch a little harder please? Yeeeeeah, there ya go.
They're attached, alright! Wait, let me see if I can suck 'em off!

[Oh, word?]

I obviously missed out on something...what's the PPLA and when did it start, el presidente?

[OklahomaMama]

:p
hey, Wordbaby! :)

not much time for trash talking today, sad to say :(
but i gots to check in and be the Pussy Welcome Wagon
:hug

[Oh, word?]

:p
hey, Wordbaby! :)

not much time for trash talking today, sad to say :(
but i gots to check in and be the Pussy Welcome Wagon
:hugHey Mamacita! :D

Good to see you, even if it is only briefly.

www.fallfestofale.com (http://www.fallfestofale.com) is tomorrow night

too bad I don't drink beer :(

[Bull_11]

I obviously missed out on something...what's the PPLA and when did it start, el presidente?
*straps on toolbelt and hard hat*
The PPLA has been in existence for a little over a year now. We specialize in laying pipe and your basic plumber duties (fixing up leaky 'faucets', plunging clogged 'drains', etc.) It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it!

As president, me and my toolbelt are on-call 24x7. :evil

[Oh, word?]

hehehe...you said TOOL

[angelces]

*pops head in thread*

HI!!

[Oh, word?]

Hi Angela! How are you today? :)

[Bull_11]

Hey, Angela!

<------- Loves Angela's avatar

[angelces]

busy as hell! I haven't had much time for ants lately. but thought I'd say hi.

:)

and thanks for the avatar love brian!

[chels012002]

Hey, Chels & word!!

*draws hand back to give the proper greeting*
Ok I think this may be working now! My connection got booted by MSN those loosers!:BANG

[Bull_11]

Welcome back, Chels!

[chels012002]

Welcome back, Chels!
Spank you Brian Baby whats up?

[Bull_11]

Spank you Brian Baby whats up?
Please do, Chels!

Not much is up, but just give that a little time... ;)

[chels012002]

Please do, Chels!

Not much is up, but just give that a little time... ;)
You know I have no probelms with that ;) :evil

[OklahomaMama]

*pops head in thread*

HI!!howdy! :)

[StumpyErin]

quick whats the number for 9-1-1?!

[OklahomaMama]

quick whats the number for 9-1-1?!:lol
Kellie Bundy, right?

[StumpyErin]

no - The Little Racals! but im sure she probably said it a few times on that show :) :):lol

[stunnersal]

What's up positive people??? :D

[OklahomaMama]

What's up positive people??? :Dhey, Salbaby...
this place has been deadsville today :BANG
am i gonna have to display my boobs again??


:p

[gypsie]

I'm here!

Hey Mama! Hey Sal!!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm here!

Hey Mama! Hey Sal!!:bounce
woo hoo! a friendly face (and everything else)
:hug

[gypsie]

:bounce
woo hoo! a friendly face (and everything else)
:hug
*Takes a bow while wearing assless chaps* :evil

[OklahomaMama]

*Takes a bow while wearing assless chaps* :evil:lol
speaking of assless... i'm FREEZING! i need to buy some "real" panties for winter :p

[stunnersal]

Hi ladies! :bounce

[gypsie]

:lol
speaking of assless... i'm FREEZING! i need to buy some "real" panties for winter :p
What a waste of money just buy some warmer clothes.
C'mon what panties are going to make all that much difference?
Unless of course they are fleece or flanel -
yeah buy fleece/flanel panties you will be able to create your own sparks

[OklahomaMama]

What a waste of money just buy some warmer clothes.
C'mon what panties are going to make all that much difference?
Unless of course they are fleece or flanel -
yeah buy fleece/flanel panties you will be able to create your own sparksmmmmm.... flannel covered hoo hoo... sexxay!
:lol

you've never experienced the wind in oklahoma, have you? :rolleyes: trust me, ya need something on your butt!

[gypsie]

mmmmm.... flannel covered hoo hoo... sexxay!
:lol

you've never experienced the wind in oklahoma, have you? :rolleyes: trust me, ya need something on your butt!
I can think of a few people who would jump on that oppertunity. :lol

[il bacio dolce]

Having one little drink to celebrate my Friday, even though I am going to work at 6 tonight. I'm cheating.
I'm gonna have a grilled chicken breast and baked potato for dinner in a bit. Mmmm.

My roomie is a dancer.. dance instructor.. whatever.. Some kind of swing dancing... Anyway. There's this thing in Pittsburgh every few months, dancers come over here from whereever and people in the area host them... So Shawns letting some girls stay at our place and sleep in the living room.
One came early and was here this morning... I'm tiptoeing out in the kitchen, making my coffee quietly, getting my jacket on and all my stuff together and heading out the door. I'd be very surprised if I didn't wake the girl. :lol
There should be probably two more coming. Wonder if they're cute.

[gypsie]

Having one little drink to celebrate my Friday, even though I am going to work at 6 tonight. I'm cheating.
I'm gonna have a grilled chicken breast and baked potato for dinner in a bit. Mmmm.

My roomie is a dancer.. dance instructor.. whatever.. Some kind of swing dancing... Anyway. There's this thing in Pittsburgh every few months, dancers come over here from whereever and people in the area host them... So Shawns letting some girls stay at our place and sleep in the living room.
One came early and was here this morning... I'm tiptoeing out in the kitchen, making my coffee quietly, getting my jacket on and all my stuff together and heading out the door. I'd be very surprised if I didn't wake the girl. :lol
There should be probably two more coming. Wonder if they're cute.

Hey Cassie!
How's your hair?
Enjoy your drink and dinner - life's too short to worry about cheating on your diet

[stunnersal]

I'm going off my diet tonight, um yeah i dunno i don't eat meat... :monkey

[gypsie]

I'm going off my diet tonight, um yeah i dunno i don't eat meat... :monkey
I don't know what to tell ya' bud - have some chocolate and a smile:D

[DMBfan41]

bleh, what an ugly day. I hate being wet (from cold rain)

[il bacio dolce]

Hey Cassie!
How's your hair?
Enjoy your drink and dinner - life's too short to worry about cheating on your diet

Haha. No diet. I just probably shouldn't finish this drink!
Well I'm gonna eat and get ready for work. have a nice night all!

[OklahomaMama]

Haha. No diet. I just probably shouldn't finish this drink!
Well I'm gonna eat and get ready for work. have a nice night all!you too, Cassie! :hug

p.s. you should have gotten your package today :)

[angelces]

I'm tired.

hey mama did you see my cookie exchange thread?

[OklahomaMama]

I'm tired.

hey mama did you see my cookie exchange thread?yeah, i did... great idea! :)
too nuts @ work to participate today, but i'm interested
mmmmm... COOOOKIES!

[OklahomaMama]

negative: i got to work this morning & go to feed my fishies when i can't find my little cory catfish... i found him wedged between the filter housing and the back wall of the aquarium :( he was all beat up looking, dorsal fin was gone and he had a dent in his tiny wittle head... i got him loose & he kinda drifted to the bottom of the tank, gasping.
positive: when i left he was still alive but he damn sure don't look good :rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

negative: i got to work this morning & go to feed my fishies when i can't find my little cory catfish... i found him wedged between the filter housing and the back wall of the aquarium :( he was all beat up looking, dorsal fin was gone and he had a dent in his tiny wittle head... i got him loose & he kinda drifted to the bottom of the tank, gasping.
positive: when i left he was still alive but he damn sure don't look good :rolleyes:Ahhh... poor fishie, sounds like Nemo:(

[Red_41]

I just got a flashback from Bruce Bieglow Male Gigolo: "Here fishy fishy *tap tap tap* "
Sorry to hear about your cory Mama ... really I am.

I'm super positive today! ... I got a couple of fantastic deliveries AND my cleaning lady was in today!

:bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

Hi Noella:)

[Red_41]

Hi Brenda, Mary Ann and Angela!

[MAM2STEPN]

Do you girl's have anything exciting planned for this weekend?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, gals! :)

yeah, poor fishie fishie fishie.. i've had him the longest
he outlived the Betta, about a dozen guppies that were too stupid to live and one of my goldfish
:(
maybe he'll pull through...

[OklahomaMama]

Do you girl's have anything exciting planned for this weekend?naw... just wanna rest & try not to think about monday, y'know?

[MAM2STEPN]

I hear you! Just sit back and relax, that's the best kind of weekend.

[OklahomaMama]

can you make a hot toddy out of mike's lime??

[Red_41]

I got nothin planned ... gonna have some girlfriends over for coffee tomorrow ... gonna start my xmas ornaments (I need your address Mary Ann :smiles). Other than that maybe a little puttering around.

How bout you?

[MAM2STEPN]

can you make a hot toddy out of mike's lime??That's funny! lol... Just turn the heat up and slam it!!!:p

[OklahomaMama]

That's funny! lol... Just turn the heat up and slam it!!!:pmaybe i'll spike my coffee :rolleyes:
i'm soooo wiped out today
bleah!

[MAM2STEPN]

No nothing planned, I'm just going to relax. Although you gal's are probably going to laugh but I'm seriously thinking of going to the Yanni concert on tues. I love Yanni especially Karen Briggs his violin player! I went to a show about 4 years ago and it was amazing!

[angelces]

tonight chillin, tomorrow going to NYC to see Wicked on broadway. sunday work.

[StumpyErin]

my mom loves Yanni. He alwasy sells out aroudn here. Hes pretty good actually. She tries to play his songs sometimes on the piano downstairs.

[StumpyErin]

WICKED! such a good show. my gay friend, Bobby made me listen to the soundtrack the entire trip down to Providence...... hes all into that stuff.

[MAM2STEPN]

my mom loves Yanni. He alwasy sells out aroudn here. Hes pretty good actually. She tries to play his songs sometimes on the piano downstairs.I'm glad someone else likes him besides me, he is very talented and he has a live orchestra! If you ever get the chance try watching the Tribute dvd, you won't be dissapointed!

[StumpyErin]

thank you for the christmas idea......1 down 14 left.

i think everyone should move their signature over to the left...starting now...GO! Dont be last!

[boiii]

hiv negative.

cheers.
ken

[StumpyErin]

cheers.

[MAM2STEPN]

hiv negative.

cheers.
kenThat's something positive:thumbsup

[come&dancew/me]

Anyone remember when Pedro posted his pic? Pedro!!!!! Post your pic for me and heater! *smooches*

[OklahomaMama]

Anyone remember when Pedro posted his pic? Pedro!!!!! Post your pic for me and heater! *smooches*hey, sweetie! :hug
who is this?
Heater or Ali?

like it matters!
MWAAAAH!!!!
:D

[OlivePoet]

Now it's Heater, I just signed on.

Ali's busy playing with my pussies. :lol

[OlivePoet]

What's up, my peeps? :)

I am very sad that Heater is banned from Ants at work. :(
:hug

[OlivePoet]

I'm going to try to get her a job here at my work. Then she won't get banned! :BANG
That'd be the coolest. :p

Call me when you get a chance hun! I'll PM you my number in case you left it on your work e-mail.

[OlivePoet]

hehehe...you said TOOL
:lol :lol :lol :lol
^
From Heater and Ali :lol

[OlivePoet]

hey, Salbaby...
this place has been deadsville today :BANG
am i gonna have to display my boobs again??


:p
We think you should. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Do you girl's have anything exciting planned for this weekend?
We do! We do!
We coo! We coo!
(I don't get it, Ali told me to put it. :rolleyes: )




















:lol
Oh, she meant "cooz."
I don't get that either.
I need a drink.

[OlivePoet]

No nothing planned, I'm just going to relax. Although you gal's are probably going to laugh but I'm seriously thinking of going to the Yanni concert on tues. I love Yanni especially Karen Briggs his violin player! I went to a show about 4 years ago and it was amazing!

I like Yanni. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

hiv negative.

cheers.
ken
You said that last month. :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

OK, I'm done talking to myself.

[StumpyErin]

sup olive. you were missed today when they kicked you off ants at work. we all heard about it.

ANYWAYS - just wanted to give you a shout. im off to boston to get drunk in chinatown............no i'm not white trash.....the bars are just more entertaining.

[OlivePoet]

sup olive. you were missed today when they kicked you off ants at work. we all heard about it.

ANYWAYS - just wanted to give you a shout. im off to boston to get drunk in chinatown............no i'm not white trash.....the bars are just more entertaining.

Are they gay bars? Cuz if they are, Ali and I are SO IN!

[StumpyErin]

damn you're onto my shit. fucking detective olive over there. :) I have no idea what its called though. but hahahaha have a good night. oNe.

[OklahomaMama]

We think you should. :thumbsupVIO-fucking-LA!
:lol

[Red_41]

Anyone remember when Pedro posted his pic? Pedro!!!!! Post your pic for me and heater! *smooches*
Hay Heater ... Hey Ali!

Pedro posted his pic on Wednesday ... He's in the Great White North city of Halifax this weekend visiting his sister so he probably won't post again t'ill Sunday nite or Monday.

I'm off for awhile ladies.

Have a great weekend!

[OlivePoet]

VIO-fucking-LA!
:lol

(From Ali)
Hey, are you sure you didn't sneak into my house and take a pic of mine??? Those look TOO familiar to me!!

[OklahomaMama]

Hay Heater ... Hey Ali!

Pedro posted his pic on Wednesday ... He's in the Great White North city of Halifax this weekend visiting his sister so he probably won't post again t'ill Sunday nite or Monday.

I'm off for awhile ladies.

Have a great weekend!you too, sugarpie honeybunch!
love you!
xxxooo
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

(From Ali)
Hey, are you sure you didn't sneak into my house and take a pic of mine??? Those look TOO familiar to me!!whoa! we're....
BOOB TWINS!!!
:bounce

[Red_41]

They're spectacular ! ... and I betcha they're real too !:D



VIO-fucking-LA!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Hay Heater ... Hey Ali!

Pedro posted his pic on Wednesday ... He's in the Great White North city of Halifax this weekend visiting his sister so he probably won't post again t'ill Sunday nite or Monday.

I'm off for awhile ladies.

Have a great weekend!

(From Ali)
Hey! We tracked it down. He's SUCH a cutie! Thanx! Have a good weekend! :hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

They're spectacular ! ... and I betcha they're real too !:D:lol
yuppers!

just wish i had gotten that anti-gravity warranty when they offered it...
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

i think heater & ali should morph into one user this weekend....

OliveCome
:lol

[OlivePoet]

whoa! we're....
BOOB TWINS!!!
:bounce

Boob twins! :bounce That fucking rocks! That's SO much better than Joey finding his hand twin on Friends.

[OklahomaMama]

Boob twins! :bounce That fucking rocks! That's SO much better than Joey finding his hand twin on Friends.i love that you got that reference!!!
:D

yup, boob twins... gotta go in the sig somewhere... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

i think heater & ali should morph into one user this weekend....

OliveCome
:lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol
HELL YEAH! That's it. We're SO going to create a new handle called OliveCome. Wait, but we need to figure out how to morph you into us, too. ComeMamaOlive. ComeOliveMama. MamaOliveCome. Something like that.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
HELL YEAH! That's it. We're SO going to create a new handle called OliveCome. Wait, but we need to figure out how to morph you into us, too. ComeMamaOlive. ComeOliveMama. MamaOliveCome. Something like that.3mAdPuSsIeS
:D

[OlivePoet]

:lol
yuppers!

just wish i had gotten that anti-gravity warranty when they offered it...
:rolleyes:

(From OliveCome)
:BANG Damn! I didn't even know they offered that when I got mine! I knew that there was going to be a catch!

[OlivePoet]

i love that you got that reference!!!
:D

yup, boob twins... gotta go in the sig somewhere... :thumbsup

(From Ali)
I'm all about Friends. I'm constantly making references to Friends and Seinfeld. I can't control myself.

[OklahomaMama]

actually, don't try to create a new user!
when Fluff was banned they said anybody that tried to create a new persona from the same URL would be booted...
and i couldn't live without my Posse!!!
:hug

[OlivePoet]

3mAdPuSsIeS
:D

:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

(From Ali)
I'm all about Friends. I'm constantly making references to Friends and Seinfeld. I can't control myself.me too! :lol
it's even better when people look at you like "whaaaat?"
:p

[OlivePoet]

actually, don't try to create a new user!
when Fluff was banned they said anybody that tried to create a new persona from the same URL would be booted...
and i couldn't live without my Posse!!!
:hug

(From Ali)
I have my ways. :evil

[OklahomaMama]

(From OliveCome)
:BANG Damn! I didn't even know they offered that when I got mine! I knew that there was going to be a catch!it was a limited-time only offer :lol

[OlivePoet]

me too! :lol
it's even better when people look at you like "whaaaat?"
:p

(From Ali)

I know. :lol I just assume that people know exactly what I'm talking about.

[OklahomaMama]

hey, you guys need Santa hats too!
ask The Sean... he's really sweet
:)

[OlivePoet]

it was a limited-time only offer :lol

(From Ali)
:thumbsup Just noticed that you changed your title. I'm your boob twin, too. I'll put that on later this weekend when I'm on as me.

[OklahomaMama]

(From Ali)
:thumbsup Just noticed that you changed your title. I'm your boob twin, too. I'll put that on later this weekend when I'm on as me.YaaaY! :bounce

Heater you can use: TastyMorsel :D

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello!!!!!!!

O==========>

[MAM2STEPN]

I like Yanni. :thumbsupOh you don't know how much I love you Heater for liking Yanni too! "big smooch" too bad you can't go with me:( But if all goes the whole Pussy Posse will see Dave together:)

[OklahomaMama]

Hello!!!!!!!

O==========>hello, yourself ya sexy manbeast!!!
( o ) ( o )



22,000
:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

hello, yourself ya sexy manbeast!!!
( o ) ( o )



22,000
:bounce
Toss salad time!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's everyone doing???

[OklahomaMama]

Toss salad time!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's everyone doing???according to my official Prize List of
1000 posts = 1 salad toss...

ya'll better limber up those tongues!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

according to my official Prize List of
1000 posts = 1 salad toss...

ya'll better limber up those tongues!
:D
Hmmmmmm....I wish I could think of a good tongue exercise.

[OklahomaMama]

Hmmmmmm....I wish I could think of a good tongue exercise.i made up exercises for my tongue :lol
after i got my tongue pierced i didn't want to talk funny so i did all kinds of odd things with it...

[Beefsteak1138]

i made up exercises for my tongue :lol
after i got my tongue pierced i didn't want to talk funny so i did all kinds of odd things with it...
:lol

So many images in head right now.

Got my new computer today!!! Too bad I had to come into work tonight, so I can't play with it 'till later.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

So many images in head right now.

Got my new computer today!!! Too bad I had to come into work tonight, so I can't play with it 'till later.:lol
got some visuals for ya!

From the bestselling book "Mama's Tongue Yoga for the Newly Pierced"

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
got some visuals for ya!

From the bestselling book "Mama's Tongue Yoga for the Newly Pierced"
Damn Mama, you got some major "Gene Simmons" action going on in that first pic.

I think you should make a series of books with Yoga techniques for each and every body part which can be pierced.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i told you guys i held back in my old avatar!

well... i'd have to pierce more stuff first...
can't do a hell of a lot with my nose except flare my nostrils & that could make boogers fall out of it :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
i told you guys i held back in my old avatar!

well... i'd have to pierce more stuff first...
can't do a hell of a lot with my nose except flare my nostrils & that could make boogers fall out of it :lol
Stop sweet talking me like that, you know I have a weakness for mucus.

So, did I miss anything good today?

[OklahomaMama]

Stop sweet talking me like that, you know I have a weakness for mucus.

So, did I miss anything good today?:lol
mucus... what a goofy word!

no, honey... ya didn't miss hardly anything :(
oh, except my boobs are back there a couple of pages :D

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
mucus... what a goofy word!

no, honey... ya didn't miss hardly anything :(
oh, except my boobs are back there a couple of pages :D
:D

Thanks for the new wallpaper.


j/k Impressive, very impressive.

[OlivePoet]

It's Heater.....

I'm wet and naked.....






















and showered. :evil

[OklahomaMama]

:D

Thanks for the new wallpaper.


j/k Impressive, very impressive.:lol


you didn't REALLY...

did you???
:p

[OklahomaMama]

It's Heater.....

I'm wet and naked.....

and showered. :evil
:lol
i love you, girl! you always make me smile 'n shit!


and by smile, i mean tingle!

[OlivePoet]

:lol
i love you, girl! you always make me smile 'n shit!


and by smile, i mean tingle!
:hug










and by tingle, you mean ejaculate all over the keyboard!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol


you didn't REALLY...

did you???
:p
Maybe when I get home...since I have a new flat-screen monitor, I'll have to spice it up with something not so flat ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug



and by tingle, you mean ejaculate all over the keyboard!

and by ejaculate all over the keyboard you mean "want to jump Beef's bones"

[OklahomaMama]

:hug

and by tingle, you mean ejaculate all over the keyboard!:lol
well, i AM one of those lucky girls that....


never mind
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Maybe when I get home...since I have a new flat-screen monitor, I'll have to spice it up with something not so flat ;)hope you have a high quality one... i'll not have my bosoms displayed on a cheap low pixel screen!

:lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol
well, i AM one of those lucky girls that....


never mind
:rolleyes:
AWESOME! :p

I wanna do that.

[OklahomaMama]

and by ejaculate all over the keyboard you mean "want to jump Beef's bones"beef bones make good soup




>>smutty talk killer! :eek:

[Beefsteak1138]

AWESOME! :p

I wanna do that.
I'd be more than happy to assist in any way I can.

[OklahomaMama]

AWESOME! :p

I wanna do that.practice, baby..... practice!
:evil

[OlivePoet]

I'd be more than happy to assist in any way I can.
You're such a gentleman :p

[OlivePoet]

practice, baby..... practice!
:evil
Sean's gonna help me. :thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

You're such a gentleman :p
Who said chivalry was dead?


*presses back on browser a couple times to get another glimpse of boobies

[OklahomaMama]

Who said chivalry was dead?


*presses back on browser a couple times to get another glimpse of boobieshee hee! my boobies are gonna crash Sean's compooter!
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Sean's gonna help me. :thumbsupwhat a fine upstanding young man :angel

yeah, huh... i KNOW what's upstanding on that young man!

[Beefsteak1138]

hee hee! my boobies are gonna crash Sean's compooter!
:p
Baby, your boobies can come crashing down on me any day.

yeah, huh... i KNOW what's upstanding on that young man!
:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

Baby, your boobies can come crashing down on me any day.


:thumbsup:D
new sig quote... damn, Beefybaby! you're coming up with some high quality stuff
:p


and thank you :angel

[OklahomaMama]

*snicker*
100 views
:p
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632 (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632)

[DMBfan41]

*snicker*
100 views
:p
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632 (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2280672&postcount=9632)

is that you???

[OklahomaMama]

is that you???*whistles nonchalantly*
:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

:D
new sig quote... damn, Beefybaby! you're coming up with some high quality stuff
:p


and thank you :angel
My pleasure ;)

[DMBfan41]

*whistles nonchalantly*
:rolleyes:

daaamn!

[OklahomaMama]

My pleasure ;)likewise :D

[OklahomaMama]

daaamn!is that a GOOD daaaamn! or a BAD daaaaamn?
:confused:

[Beefsteak1138]

likewise :D
Maybe one day I'll return the favor.

[OklahomaMama]

Maybe one day I'll return the favor.who's talking?
sweet, sensitive Sean or horny Sean?
:p

i'll take either one :)

[Beefsteak1138]

who's talking?
sweet, sensitive Sean or horny Sean?
:p

i'll take either one :)
hmmm.....a little of both, but mostly the sweet Sean. Horny Sean usually only comes out during times of extreme inebriation or boredom.

[Beefsteak1138]

http://www.fullofjokes.com/articles/badsinging.html

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

this is my dinner i'm fixin to eat

yes, sean... that IS grape jelly on my whole wheat toast!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

this is my dinner i'm fixin to eat

yes, sean... that IS grape jelly on my whole wheat toast!
:D
I LOOOOOOOVE breakfast for dinner. Those eggs look hella good.

*fantasizes about grape jelly sexcapades.

[OklahomaMama]

I LOOOOOOOVE breakfast for dinner. Those eggs look hella good.

*fantasizes about grape jelly sexcapades.i like breakfast for supper better than breakfast for breakfast :p
i make good scrambled eggs... i stir in chives and cheddar

& you can just imagine what i can do with a jar of honey : D

[Beefsteak1138]

i like breakfast for supper better than breakfast for breakfast :p
i make good scrambled eggs... i stir in chives and cheddar

& you can just imagine what i can do with a jar of honey : D
Man, I would love to slather that honey all over.....ummm....nevermind, I like being married.

[OklahomaMama]

Man, I would love to slather that honey all over.....ummm....nevermind, I like being married.what's wrong with saying you like honey slathered all over English muffins? :rolleyes:

but Mama Muffins are better!

[Beefsteak1138]

what's wrong with saying you like honey slathered all over English muffins? :rolleyes:

but Mama Muffins are better!
Nothing, nothing at all.

How was the breakfast, err...dinner, I mean.???

*warms up some honey.........

[OklahomaMama]

Nothing, nothing at all.

How was the breakfast, err...dinner, I mean.???

*warms up some honey.........it was yummy! lipsmacking goodness :)

and by lipsmacking i mean..... LOL

[OklahomaMama]

Chi-town update:

just talked to Heater & Alison... they're heading out for sushi

no, not naked sushi... i asked! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

it was yummy! lipsmacking goodness :)

and by lipsmacking i mean..... LOL
I love lipsmacking, if you know what i'm talking about.

[Beefsteak1138]

Chi-town update:

just talked to Heater & Alison... they're heading out for sushi

no, not naked sushi... i asked! :p
Nice, I'm convinced/hoping nekkidness will ensue at some time during the evening.

[OklahomaMama]

I love lipsmacking, if you know what i'm talking about.i have an inkling....

psst! your fonts get more visible the more tingly you become LOL

[OklahomaMama]

Nice, I'm convinced/hoping nekkidness will ensue at some time during the evening.they were duly advised that we want pics :p

[Keith]

hi again

[OklahomaMama]

hi againhey, keith! *waves wildly*
how have you been doing?
:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

hi again
What up K-Dawg

[OklahomaMama]

*yawn & stretch*
i think i'm gonna climb into bed, boys...
have fun!
MWAAAAH!
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

i have an inkling....

psst! your fonts get more visible the more tingly you become LOL
huh? :confused:

* You're cruisin' for a lipsmackin'

[Beefsteak1138]

*yawn & stretch*
i think i'm gonna climb into bed, boys...
have fun!
MWAAAAH!
:)
<----------- jealous.

Goodnight, sweet dreams!!!

[OklahomaMama]

<----------- jealous.

Goodnight, sweet dreams!!!oooh, when do you get off work?? poor thing!
i shall sleep well and have very lovely dreams :angel
.... about THE SCHLONG!!

[Beefsteak1138]

oooh, when do you get off work?? poor thing!
i shall sleep well and have very lovely dreams :angel
.... about THE SCHLONG!!
2.5 more hours.....2 am my time. :(

You know tonight I'll be dreaming about a certain pic that was posted earlier

O========>

[il bacio dolce]

Hi. :)

[Beefsteak1138]

Hi. :)
CASS-AFRAS!!!!!!!!!!

[DMBfan41]

had a nice little nap that will keep me up all night

[il bacio dolce]

CASS-AFRAS!!!!!!!!!!

I had a friend in high school that called me that. Her name was Kelly. I miss her. :)

[Beefsteak1138]

I had a friend in high school that called me that. Her name was Kelly. I miss her. :)
Why don't you give her a call?

[il bacio dolce]

I probably have her AIM sn.

[Beefsteak1138]

I probably have her AIM sn.
:thumbsup

Damn its scary to think that in 2005, I could be going to my high school 10 year reunion.

[DMBfan41]

:thumbsup

Damn its scary to think that in 2005, I could be going to my high school 10 year reunion.

i'll be going to my first

[il bacio dolce]

flirting is fun, knowing it wont go anywhere.
i love it.

[Beefsteak1138]

flirting is fun, knowing it wont go anywhere.
i love it.
What up girl??? ;)

[il bacio dolce]

Hiya.

Hitting on my friend here. It's fun. :lol

[gypsie]

flirting is fun, knowing it wont go anywhere.
i love it.

Story of my life.:rolleyes:
It's a bad habit tha is too fun.

[Red_41]

Story of my life.:rolleyes:
It's a bad habit tha is too fun.
GOOD MORNING KELLIEEEEEE

:bounce :multi :bounce

How are ya today my little love muffin? :angel

:hug

[gypsie]

GOOD MORNING KELLIEEEEEE

:bounce :multi :bounce

How are ya today my little love muffin? :angel

:hug
Better now!
My little buttered bagel - no that's not good.:hug
I wanted to call you yesterday but my day got away from me.
How's joanne?

[Red_41]

Better now!
My little buttered bagel - no that's not good.:hug
I wanted to call you yesterday but my day got away from me.
How's joanne?
I'll be your buttered bagel anytime love!

Yesterday was busy busy busy ... I fell asleep on the couch around 10 pm and woke up at 2:30 am with my pussies all snuggled up against me.

I talked to Jo this morning ... she's doing OK ... she had her first session yesterday and it went well ... she recommended massage :rolleyes: go figure.

She's going to start going once a week ... (for both) ... she's also even talking about starting at a ladies' gym ... all good signs.

She says she got your e-mail and is very appreciative ... last night was her first night back at work so she was pretty busy ... she says she wants to reply and will do so tonight. :angel :hug

It just started snowing ... I think today is gonna be a fireplace day! :)

How YOU doin babe?

Mwaaahhhh .... (Mama should be joining us shortly I imagine)

[gypsie]

I'll be your buttered bagel anytime love!

Yesterday was busy busy busy ... I fell asleep on the couch around 10 pm and woke up at 2:30 am with my pussies all snuggled up against me.

I talked to Jo this morning ... she's doing OK ... she had her first session yesterday and it went well ... she recommended massage :rolleyes: go figure.

She's going to start going once a week ... (for both) ... she's also even talking about starting at a ladies' gym ... all good signs.

She says she got your e-mail and is very appreciative ... last night was her first night back at work so she was pretty busy ... she says she wants to reply and will do so tonight. :angel :hug

It just started snowing ... I think today is gonna be a fireplace day! :)

How YOU doin babe?

Mwaaahhhh .... (Mama should be joining us shortly I imagine)
Yeah for Joanne!!!! I hope she doesn't feel like she HAS to respond to me I just wanted her to know I'm here. I don't want to be one more thing weighing her down.
I need to go jump in the shower before Yoga class so I have to get moving.
Thanks for stopping by to say Hello
Mama might be here a little later then sooner she was online showing her assets (ok I'm jealous ;) ) last night and I think they might need a little extra rest.

MWAHHHHH!
I am doing great by the way! Have a family day planned - should be tons of fun.
Have fun this weekend 'throwing logs' :lol

[Red_41]

Jo doesn't feel obliged ... she really does want to touch base ... had a great chat with her this morning ...

Yayy for a family day ... those are great.

I saw mama's boobies ... they ARE spectacular aren't they!

I'm going to PM you about something Jo related ... no rush though.

:hug :hug :hug

Later muffin!

[il bacio dolce]

Story of my life.:rolleyes:
It's a bad habit tha is too fun.

Even if he was too drunk to remember. Meh. Maybe hw doesn't remember me asking him his favorite kind of cookie, so when I bake him peanut butter cookies at Christmas he'll be surprised. :lol

[gypsie]

Even if he was too drunk to remember. Meh. Maybe hw doesn't remember me asking him his favorite kind of cookie, so when I bake him peanut butter cookies at Christmas he'll be surprised. :lol
That is so cute.
I do that stuff all the time. I remember the smallest details ever since kids the large important details seem to slip by sometimes

[il bacio dolce]

I'm fucking bored. I'm doing homeowrk but I want breaks.. and there's nothing to do.

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, er... afternoon??
i just got up a few minutes ago
:rolleyes:

[il bacio dolce]

I have to go to work at 2 :( I'll be there all fucking day,

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey everybody. Really exciting day for me, I get to steam clean the carpets. I just finished one floor and was moving some of the furniture back. I moved the entertainment center back in place, but didn't realize that the stain on that piece of furniture was bleeding onto the freshly cleaned carpet as I was dragging it. :violent

[Beefsteak1138]

good morning, er... afternoon??
i just got up a few minutes ago
:rolleyes:
Toast and grape jelly time.

[il bacio dolce]

Oh hell. :p

[Beefsteak1138]

I have to go to work at 2 :( I'll be there all fucking day,
Sorry :(

[il bacio dolce]

I thought I heard Shawn talking... butit was one of the people on the living room floor... It's kinda justme adn some people I don't know. Meh.

[DMBfan41]

I must have slept like 12 hours in the past 16 hours

[il bacio dolce]

I had a good 8. :) Got my huge assignment done. Someone told me it took them four hours so I was worried... It didn't take me half that time.

[OklahomaMama]

Toast and grape jelly time.actually, i had honey bunches of oats with bananas...


oh, now i know what you meant! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

I must have slept like 12 hours in the past 16 hours
I think I've gotten that much sleep in the past 3 days.

[OklahomaMama]

I think I've gotten that much sleep in the past 3 days.awwww! :(
did my pictures keep you awake?
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

awwww! :(
did my pictures keep you awake?
:lol
:lol

They kept me something, but I'm not sure awake is the right word.

[Beefsteak1138]

btw, I just ordered one of those candle warmers for my wife for X-mas. I think she'll love it.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

They kept me something, but I'm not sure awake is the right word.isn't keeping you UP the same thing? :rolleyes:

hmmm... i guess there is a difference
:p

[OklahomaMama]

btw, I just ordered one of those candle warmers for my wife for X-mas. I think she'll love it.she will... they're awesome cuz you don't have to worry about fire or soot. plus, the scent seems stronger.
you're a good hubby!
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

she will... they're awesome cuz you don't have to worry about fire or soot. plus, the scent seems stronger.
you're a good hubby!
:)
I try, I try.....

Based on her list, I'll be spending most of my Christmas budget here:

http://www.lush.com

and maybe here also http://www.victoriasecret.com ;)

[OklahomaMama]

I try, I try.....

Based on her list, I'll be spending most of my Christmas budget here:

http://www.lush.com (http://www.lush.com/)

and maybe here also http://www.victoriasecret.com (http://www.victoriasecret.com/) ;)
:lol
good thing i clicked on that lush.com link before i said anything... i was gonna ask if your wife was a sexy alcoholic
:rolleyes:

a bit of advice from someone who's been there... best thing to do is get her a gift certificate from VS... we know you guys MEAN well, but ya'll buy stuff there that you want us to wear, not necessarily what we like :angel

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
good thing i clicked on that lush.com link before i said anything... i was gonna ask if your wife was a sexy alcoholic
:rolleyes:


Well, she is. Its just coincidence that she likes a store named "lush"

If you're reading this, I'm just kidding about the alcholic part, but you are damn sexy.


a bit of advice from someone who's been there... best thing to do is get her a gift certificate from VS... we know you guys MEAN well, but ya'll buy stuff there that you want us to wear, not necessarily what we like :angel

Good idea, I think I might do that. Thanks...got any more good ideas for a guy who's retarded when it comes to buying gifts?

[OklahomaMama]

Well, she is. Its just coincidence that she likes a store named "lush"

If you're reading this, I'm just kidding about the alcholic part, but you are damn sexy.


Good idea, I think I might do that. Thanks...got any more good ideas for a guy who's retarded when it comes to buying gifts?lots of ideas! our little family (me, Pat & Nick) started exchanging Hallmark ornaments back in the late 80s... one for each of us plus a "family" ornament... last year i FINALLY had enough to deck out a full sized Christmas tree.
if she's into crafts, you can't go wrong with a gift card from that kind of store. HINT: gift cards look cheesy just in the envelope... buy a cute stuffed animal and tuck it between it's paws or something

[Beefsteak1138]

lots of ideas! our little family (me, Pat & Nick) started exchanging Hallmark ornaments back in the late 80s... one for each of us plus a "family" ornament... last year i FINALLY had enough to deck out a full sized Christmas tree.
if she's into crafts, you can't go wrong with a gift card from that kind of store. HINT: gift cards look cheesy just in the envelope... buy a cute stuffed animal and tuck it between it's paws or something
Thanks!

I like the gift card/stuffed animal idea.

[OklahomaMama]

i've trained...er, TAUGHT my old man well over the years :rolleyes: