Positive or Negative?

[Beefsteak1138]

i've trained...er, TAUGHT my old man well over the years :rolleyes:
I guess I still got some learnin' to do, but steadily improving every year.

[chels012002]

hey sean and mama

[Beefsteak1138]

hey sean and mama
What up Chels????

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Chels! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

let the Christmas shopping season commence! :D
just ordered this for my honey (we've collected the whole series thus far)

http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10051&storeId=10001&productId=143975&CatIDsList=-2%3B-104468%3B-107465%3B11341%3B11352%3B11353&step=&tabOn=products&rank=P2R9SO

and this for the family:

http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10051&storeId=10001&productId=143994&CatIDsList=-2%3B-104468%3B-107465%3B11341%3B11352%3B11353&step=&tabOn=products&rank=P4R5SO

and this is what i told him to get me :D

http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10051&storeId=10001&productId=408322&CatIDsList=-2%3B-104468%3B-107465

[come&dancew/me]

My new favorite quote: "Sit down and shut up you big balled fuck."

:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

ALI!!!
:bounce

i got my gigolo today! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

ALI!!!
:bounce

i got my gigolo today! :lol
:bounce Yay! How fucking funny was it!?

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce Yay! How fucking funny was it!?it was awesome! :D
he's going on my corkboard @ work :thumbsup

what are you & Heater up to?

[OlivePoet]

Nice, I'm convinced/hoping nekkidness will ensue at some time during the evening.
Eh, Alison's a prude. She wouldn't put out for me! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

negative: my throat is numb today
positive: won't choke on..... :evil

[OlivePoet]

I left Alison's at Giulio's and I'm at my house doing some cleaning. :p

[OlivePoet]

negative: my throat is numb today
positive: won't choke on..... :evil
I want to grow a cock, just so you could suck it.

[OklahomaMama]

speaking of cleaning...
the shitbox runneth over :freak
be back in a few

[come&dancew/me]

Eh, Alison's a prude. She wouldn't put out for me! :lol
Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck! :lol (Sorry, was still watching "snatch" after you left.)

He he.....you said "put out."
















Stick.
















Box.











If I ever open a bar, it's gonna be called "The Stick 'n Box.":lol

[OklahomaMama]

I want to grow a cock, just so you could suck it.cock? i was talking about choking on nachos
:rolleyes:


did you just believe that statement? :lol

[come&dancew/me]

I left Alison's at Giulio's and I'm at my house doing some cleaning. :p
What that really means is that she's masturbating cuz she SO CLEARLY did not get enough in the past 12 hours. :lol :lol :lol Oh my god, I'm SO cracking my shit up!

[come&dancew/me]

negative: my throat is numb today
positive: won't choke on..... :evil
Awesome! I have a numb story to tell you, but NOT in the public forum. Heater, you know what I'm talkin' bout, yes? (Not Giulio's fingers either.)

Wow, that sounded BAD.:lol

[OlivePoet]

Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck! :lol (Sorry, was still watching "snatch" after you left.)

He he.....you said "put out."

Stick.

Box.

If I ever open a bar, it's gonna be called "The Stick 'n Box.":lol
:lol
I love that!

[OlivePoet]

cock? i was talking about choking on nachos
:rolleyes:


did you just believe that statement? :lol
Yeah, but only if "nachos" meant penis in another language. :lol

[OlivePoet]

What that really means is that she's masturbating cuz she SO CLEARLY did not get enough in the past 12 hours. :lol :lol :lol Oh my god, I'm SO cracking my shit up!
What? Get any? I don't have sex, you know that! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

cock? i was talking about choking on nachos
:rolleyes:


did you just believe that statement? :lol
Cock, nachos....when it comes to the oral fixation, almost anything tasty counts. :evil

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i love you girls!


and i think nachos DOES mean penis in an obscure Peruvian dialect....
:p

[come&dancew/me]

What? Get any? I don't have sex, you know that! :lol
Quaff lately?

[OlivePoet]

Awesome! I have a numb story to tell you, but NOT in the public forum. Heater, you know what I'm talkin' bout, yes? (Not Giulio's fingers either.)

Wow, that sounded BAD.:lol
:lol :lol
That's so fucking funny!

Did he lay down to take a nap? Are you on the comp downstairs?

[OklahomaMama]

fuck the cats... let 'em shit in the corner!
i wanna hang out with my Posse
:D

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
i love you girls!


and i think nachos DOES mean penis in an obscure Peruvian dialect....
:p
Awesome. We're totally making up our own pussy language, mama. Nachos=cock. OK, now what about pussy?? How do you say pussy in an obscure peruvian dialect?:confused:

[OlivePoet]

Quaff lately?
:lol :lol :lol
I'm tempted to post that story here.... :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol
I'm tempted to post that story here.... :loldo it :bounce

you're amongst friends :)

[OlivePoet]

Awesome. We're totally making up our own pussy language, mama. Nachos=cock. OK, now what about pussy?? How do you say pussy in an obscure peruvian dialect?:confused:
Apple Cidar
(look at your sig ;))













:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Awesome. We're totally making up our own pussy language, mama. Nachos=cock. OK, now what about pussy?? How do you say pussy in an obscure peruvian dialect?:confused:
queso
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

:lol :lol :lol
I'm tempted to post that story here.... :lol
Fuckin' A! If you want, but now you gotta PM mama so she knows the full story. :D

[gypsie]

Hey ladies!

How is your visit going with Ali, Heater?:hug
Hey Mama - I am going to take that picture to my surgeon and see what he can do. You don't mind do you?;)

[OklahomaMama]

Fuckin' A! If you want, but now you gotta PM mama so she knows the full story. :DPM=Pussy Memo
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

Apple Cidar
(look at your sig ;))

:lol
:thumbsup

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS IT THAT ALL THREE OF US ARE ON HERE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!???????? And that it's just us...at least for a little while. :hug I love you pussys. Heater, it's 3:30, and we need to get to Marshalls, get to work bitch!

[OklahomaMama]

Hey ladies!

How is your visit going with Ali, Heater?:hug
Hey Mama - I am going to take that picture to my surgeon and see what he can do. You don't mind do you?;)Kellliiiieee! :bounce
hi sweetie!
:p
we could go on the road as the Boob Triplets if you do that, Kell!
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

PM=Pussy Memo
:lol
:thumbsup

[come&dancew/me]

Hey ladies!

How is your visit going with Ali, Heater?:hug
Hey Mama - I am going to take that picture to my surgeon and see what he can do. You don't mind do you?;)
:bounce Kellie!!! Hey there!

[OlivePoet]

do it :bounce

you're amongst friends :)
OK.

This was mad funny last night.

Giulio and I were having particularly good sex last night. (which Alison didn't hear for some reason! :confused:) After a few positions, he bent me over and was doin' his thing, pretty hard and rapidly. (Yeah, that's right, my man knows what's up.)
He pulled out and went to go down on me while I was still in that position. He's actually never gone down on me while I was bent over, but I've wanted him to, so it was sort of a surprise for me. I turned my head over my shoulder to check to see if that actually was what he was doing, and JUST as his face went down there, ALL the air he had stuffed inside of me came GUSHING out. It literally felt like my lips were fucking waving around frantically.
I went to sleep after that, I was so embarrassed! :lol

I know that everyone calls that "queefing," but I think it's more of a giggle/laugh when that happens, because it means Little Heater is having fun.
So I call it a QUAGH! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

YaaaY! all four of us "charter members" are here now...
me
ali
heater
kellie


we so rock!

[gypsie]

Kellliiiieee! :bounce
hi sweetie!
:p
we could go on the road as the Boob Triplets if you do that, Kell!
:lol
We could do that now
I never said they weren't big they just aren't pretty - IMO

Sorry to ruin the 3some :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Hey ladies!

How is your visit going with Ali, Heater?:hug
Hey Mama - I am going to take that picture to my surgeon and see what he can do. You don't mind do you?;)
I'm having SUCH a great time! :bounce

[come&dancew/me]

OK.

This was mad funny last night.

Giulio and I were having particularly good sex last night. (which Alison didn't hear for some reason! :confused:) After a few positions, he bent me over and was doin' his thing, pretty hard and rapidly. (Yeah, that's right, my man knows what's up.)
He pulled out and went to go down on me while I was still in that position. He's actually never gone down on me while I was bent over, but I've wanted him to, so it was sort of a surprise for me. I turned my head over my shoulder to check to see if that actually was what he was doing, and JUST as his face went down there, ALL the air he had stuffed inside of me came GUSHING out. It literally felt like my lips were fucking waving around frantically.
I went to sleep after that, I was so embarrassed! :lol

I know that everyone calls that "queefing," but I think it's more of a giggle/laugh when that happens, because it means Little Heater is having fun.
So I call it a QUAGH! :lol
Holy mother fucking shit!!!!!!:multi It was just as funny the second time. *wipes tears*

[OklahomaMama]

OK.

This was mad funny last night.

Giulio and I were having particularly good sex last night. (which Alison didn't hear for some reason! :confused:) After a few positions, he bent me over and was doin' his thing, pretty hard and rapidly. (Yeah, that's right, my man knows what's up.)
He pulled out and went to go down on me while I was still in that position. He's actually never gone down on me while I was bent over, but I've wanted him to, so it was sort of a surprise for me. I turned my head over my shoulder to check to see if that actually was what he was doing, and JUST as his face went down there, ALL the air he had stuffed inside of me came GUSHING out. It literally felt like my lips were fucking waving around frantically.
I went to sleep after that, I was so embarrassed! :lol

I know that everyone calls that "queefing," but I think it's more of a giggle/laugh when that happens, because it means Little Heater is having fun.
So I call it a QUAGH! :loloh holy fuck!
i literally have tears running down my face... :lol
pussy poots are awful, aren't they? you can't even hold them back like butt poots
:lol
sweet jumpin jeebus!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

:thumbsup

HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS IT THAT ALL THREE OF US ARE ON HERE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!???????? And that it's just us...at least for a little while. :hug I love you pussys. Heater, it's 3:30, and we need to get to Marshalls, get to work bitch!
I want reactions ot my story, then I'll finish cleaning. :p A lot more of it is done that I expected, so it won't take too long.

[gypsie]

Heater


There's nothing to be embarrased by.
It's happened to all of us.
By the way did he continue and finish the job like a good boy?

[OklahomaMama]

We could do that now
I never said they weren't big they just aren't pretty - IMO

Sorry to ruin the 3some :rolleyes:4somes are better.... don't you go anywhere! you're a charter member, woman!
:hug

[gypsie]

I'm having SUCH a great time! :bounce

:multi I am going to live vicariously through you then at least until pussy palooza or the pre pussy palooza

[come&dancew/me]

We could do that now
I never said they weren't big they just aren't pretty - IMO

Sorry to ruin the 3some :rolleyes:
So do yo ACTUALLY think that a foursome wouldn't be like a million times better!? Join in! Come join the pussy fuck fest!:bounce

[OlivePoet]

oh holy fuck!
i literally have tears running down my face... :lol
pussy poots are awful, aren't they? you can't even hold them back like butt poots
:lol
sweet jumpin jeebus!
:lol
Pussy poots! :lol :lol :lol

[gypsie]

4somes are better.... don't you go anywhere! you're a charter member, woman!
:hug
Thanks for the reminder!
It's been awhile (for me) so I feel out of the loop
You miss a few days and you start talking like and adult *shudders*not a perv - who would've thunk?!

[OlivePoet]

Heater


There's nothing to be embarrased by.
It's happened to all of us.
By the way did he continue and finish the job like a good boy?
Yeah, it's happened to me plenty of times, just never RIGHT into someone's mouth! :lol
And I went to sleep afterwards, because I just felt so silly. But we made up for it this morning. :p

[come&dancew/me]

I'm having SUCH a great time! :bounce
Words do not exist that can express how awesome Heater is! I swear, we are like the same person. It's REALLY wierd. Oh! And confirmation that Giulio is one fucking hottie. He's sexy!

[OlivePoet]

:multi I am going to live vicariously through you then at least until pussy palooza or the pre pussy palooza
You're more than welcome to! :p :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Words do not exist that can express how awesome Heater is! I swear, we are like the same person. It's REALLY wierd. Oh! And confirmation that Giulio is one fucking hottie. He's sexy!
:bounce :multi :bounce
:monkey
That post just deserved some dancing!

[come&dancew/me]

Yeah, it's happened to me plenty of times, just never RIGHT into someone's mouth! :lol
And I went to sleep afterwards, because I just felt so silly. But we made up for it this morning. :p
Yeah, you did! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Yeah, you did! :thumbsup
I swear, you WILL hear me have an orgasm this weekend! :lol

[gypsie]

Words do not exist that can express how awesome Heater is! I swear, we are like the same person. It's REALLY wierd. Oh! And confirmation that Giulio is one fucking hottie. He's sexy!
I think we need pictures of Giulio and Heater together with you, Ali to confirm the hotness ;)



NAKED

[OlivePoet]

I think we need pictures of Giulio and Heater together with you, Ali to confirm the hotness ;)



NAKED
:lol :thumbsup
Picture phones are wonderful things :p

[OlivePoet]

I wonder if I could convince Giulio to take a couple of sexy-naked-under-the-sheets-but-not pictures for us to post. That'd be fun!

[gypsie]

I swear, you WILL hear me have an orgasm this weekend! :lol
^A reason to visit Heater^ if she leaves her door open well then there's more incentive:evil

[gypsie]

I wonder if I could convince Giulio to take a couple of sexy-naked-under-the-sheets-but-not pictures for us to post. That'd be fun!
Don't give those out for free!
Not when you can charge (except of course the pussies;) )

[DMBfan41]

kellie!

[OlivePoet]

^A reason to visit Heater^ if she leaves her door open well then there's more incentive:evil
:lol
Well, his doors ARE paper thin, and we don't lock them... :evil

[OlivePoet]

Don't give those out for free!
Not when you can charge (except of course the pussies;) )
Ya'll can work off the charge in OTHER ways. :evil

[DMBfan41]

heater!!

[gypsie]

Ali you need to be in stealth mode

If they are going to be doing it while you are there they obviously want an audience, right Heater?:evil :lol

[gypsie]

Ya'll can work off the charge in OTHER ways. :evil
Fair enough!

[gypsie]

Hey Jar Jar!

[Teonanacatl]

hi ant people.

[Teonanacatl]

"anytime you've got something on your mind, stop.
and if that does not work, dig a hole...
that will put everything in perspective"

what does your quote mean?

[OlivePoet]

heater!!
:bounce :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Ali you need to be in stealth mode

If they are going to be doing it while you are there they obviously want an audience, right Heater?:evil :lol
Honestly, it's SUCH a turn on for me when I know someone can hear us (or is actually in the room watching! :evil)

[Teonanacatl]

Honestly, it's SUCH a turn on for me when I know someone can hear us (or is actually in the room watching! :evil)
you are a kinky little thing, aren't you?

[OlivePoet]

you are a kinky little thing, aren't you?
Occasionally. :angel

[Teonanacatl]

Occasionally. :angel
occasions can be nice.

[DMBfan41]

Hey Jar Jar!

how are ya, kel kel

:bounce :bounce

ohh baby, no wonder you're my favorite

[DMBfan41]

occasions can be nice.

and then it turns nicer when it turns into routinely!

[come&dancew/me]

Ali you need to be in stealth mode

If they are going to be doing it while you are there they obviously want an audience, right Heater?:evil :lol
I'll just go into the hallway and put a glass up to the door....Oh wait....I can't do that, cuz the pounding might just shatter the glass and I might bleed. Speaking of bleeding.....:lol .....Heater and Mama, check your mail. I sent you the pics from last night, but I can't figure out how to post them to the forum!! :violent Can you try to figure something out so that all of our other pussies can see them????

[come&dancew/me]

Honestly, it's SUCH a turn on for me when I know someone can hear us (or is actually in the room watching! :evil)
:rolleyes: Ali knows what SHE'S doin' tonight! Remind me to stop for popcorn and beer!:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

how are ya, kel kel



ohh baby, no wonder you're my favorite
Because I bounce? :lol

[Barkeep]

Honestly, it's SUCH a turn on for me when I know someone can hear us (or is actually in the room watching! :evil)Heater, of all the Ants' sex lives, yours is the one that most intrigues me and I don't know why.

[DMBfan41]

Because I bounce? :lol

you better believe it!

[Teonanacatl]

Heater, of all the Ants' sex lives, yours is the one that most intrigues me and I don't know why.
i can't put my finger on it, but that struck me as really funny.

[OlivePoet]

I'll just go into the hallway and put a glass up to the door....Oh wait....I can't do that, cuz the pounding might just shatter the glass and I might bleed. Speaking of bleeding.....:lol .....Heater and Mama, check your mail. I sent you the pics from last night, but I can't figure out how to post them to the forum!! :violent Can you try to figure something out so that all of our other pussies can see them????
Oh yeah! :lol

My galfriend Shennen got wasted with us last night, dropped her beer on the bar floor, and it shattered EVERYWHERE! Some of the glass hit my bare legs and cut both of them up! :lol

[DMBfan41]

Heater, of all the Ants' sex lives, yours is the one that most intrigues me and I don't know why.

you haven't talked to JanelleM, have you??

[gypsie]

Honestly, it's SUCH a turn on for me when I know someone can hear us (or is actually in the room watching! :evil)
Agreed!!:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

:rolleyes: Ali knows what SHE'S doin' tonight! Remind me to stop for popcorn and beer!:thumbsup
You :rolleyes: -ed like you were surprised by that comment or something! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

Because I bounce? :lol
:lol Ha ha ha!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHhhhhhh, I forgot to confirm!!! Heater is officially the butt queen, AND the president of the itty-bitty-titty club. They're so adorabley cute though! Her friend Shennon more than makes up for where Heater's boobies are lacking in size. :eek:

[gypsie]

how are ya, kel kel

Great!

ohh baby, no wonder you're my favorite
Fickle!:p

[DMBfan41]

Oh yeah! :lol

My galfriend Shennen got wasted with us last night, dropped her beer on the bar floor, and it shattered EVERYWHERE! Some of the glass hit my bare legs and cut both of them up! :lol And then we went to my place and we made crazy lesbian sex all night

Wow, that's a story!

[come&dancew/me]

Heater, of all the Ants' sex lives, yours is the one that most intrigues me and I don't know why.
Because she's fucking hot, her boyfriend is fucking hot, and they have fucking hot sex. Why would you not brag about that????

[OlivePoet]

Heater, of all the Ants' sex lives, yours is the one that most intrigues me and I don't know why.
That is so fantastic. Whether it was meant to be or not, I'm taking that as a compliment. :p

[OlivePoet]

you haven't talked to JanelleM, have you??
:lol Well screw you, too! :lol

[DMBfan41]

Fickle!:p

don't be jealous, you just have to top heater's bouncing. You can do it!

[Barkeep]

That is so fantastic. Whether it was meant to be or not, I'm taking that as a compliment. :pIt is a compliment, with a hint of envy. ;)

[Teonanacatl]

Why would you not brag about that????
agreed.

i have fucking hot sex.

[OlivePoet]

:lol Ha ha ha!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHhhhhhh, I forgot to confirm!!! Heater is officially the butt queen, AND the president of the itty-bitty-titty club. They're so adorabley cute though! Her friend Shennon more than makes up for where Heater's boobies are lacking in size. :eek:
Shennen has killer boobs! :thumbsup
HUGE fucking nipples though! :eek:

:lol

[OlivePoet]

Wow, that's a story!
:lol :lol :lol

[come&dancew/me]

Oh yeah! :lol

My galfriend Shennen got wasted with us last night, dropped her beer on the bar floor, and it shattered EVERYWHERE! Some of the glass hit my bare legs and cut both of them up! :lol
And when we eventually emerged from the bathroom, Tim was like "what were you doing in there?" I had SO MANY good answers for him....well, okay, I touched Shennon's booby, but that only took a second. :lol

[DMBfan41]

:lol Well screw you, too! :lol

Jen is done lots of naughty stuff! What can I say??

[gypsie]

don't be jealous, you just have to top heater's bouncing. You can do it!
I think that Heater and I would compliment each other nicely.

I KNOW I can do it but I just don't want to work that hard.

[Teonanacatl]

HUGE fucking nipples though! :eek: :lol
is that a bad thing?

[OlivePoet]

Because she's fucking hot, her boyfriend is fucking hot, and they have fucking hot sex. Why would you not brag about that????
:lol :p :hug

[DMBfan41]

Shennen has killer boobs! :thumbsup
HUGE fucking nipples though! :eek:

:lol


wow, I really have to come to Chicago

[gypsie]

And when we eventually emerged from the bathroom, Tim was like "what were you doing in there?" I had SO MANY good answers for him....well, okay, I touched Shennon's booby, but that only took a second. :lol
They are that big and it only took a second?! :ugh:

[come&dancew/me]

Shennen has killer boobs! :thumbsup
HUGE fucking nipples though! :eek:

:lol
I swear, all of us spent more time checking out Shennon's boobs than looking at each other...Okay...well, um, I did.;)

[gypsie]

is that a bad thing?
Well they could poke an eye out

[DMBfan41]

I think that Heater and I would compliment each other nicely.

I KNOW I can do it but I just don't want to work that hard.

you too can work as a team!

[OlivePoet]

And when we eventually emerged from the bathroom, Tim was like "what were you doing in there?" I had SO MANY good answers for him....well, okay, I touched Shennon's booby, but that only took a second. :lol
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

wow! three pages of backreading in the time i took to clean the shitbox :lol
and on a weekend too!

[OlivePoet]

I think that Heater and I would compliment each other nicely.

I KNOW I can do it but I just don't want to work that hard.
Yes we would! :p

[Teonanacatl]

Well they could poke an eye out
oh, big like long, not like circumference.

y'all are really into comparing anotomical features, aren't you?

[OlivePoet]

is that a bad thing?
Nope :p

[come&dancew/me]

They are that big and it only took a second?! :ugh:
Okay, well, you know what I mean. Considering that we were in the bathroom for all of 20 minutes, the Booby touch took a small amount of time.:lol

[gypsie]

oh, big like long, not like circumference.

y'all are really into comparing anotomical features, aren't you?
No just stating the obvious

[come&dancew/me]

wow! three pages of backreading in the time i took to clean the shitbox :lol
and on a weekend too!
It's cuz everyone wants to hear about Heater and my hot night of sex! Don't you know, mama?

[OlivePoet]

I swear, all of us spent more time checking out Shennon's boobs than looking at each other...Okay...well, um, I did.;)
I've known the girl for almost 2 years and I STILL can't get enough of them!

[gypsie]

Okay, well, you know what I mean. Considering that we were in the bathroom for all of 20 minutes, the Booby touch took a small amount of time.:lol
You're with Heater and some other girl in the b'room that has huge boobs, it took 20 minutes and you spent very little time touching her breasts - oh to be a fly on the wall :lol

[Teonanacatl]

20 minutes
do tell....

[OlivePoet]

wow! three pages of backreading in the time i took to clean the shitbox :lol
and on a weekend too!
:lol

I'm gonna post the pics that Ali asked us to do. :p

[Teonanacatl]

No just stating the obvious
admittedly it beats grading papers.

it's hard to resist right now doodling naughty things in the margins.

[come&dancew/me]

You're with Heater and some other girl in the b'room that has huge boobs, it took 20 minutes and you spent very little time touching her breasts - oh to be a fly on the wall :lol
Okay, that is officially the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ ON ANTS!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol

[DMBfan41]

It's cuz everyone wants to hear about Heater and my hot night of sex! Don't you know, mama?

i know i want to! details, details!!!

[OlivePoet]

You're with Heater and some other girl in the b'room that has huge boobs, it took 20 minutes and you spent very little time touching her breasts - oh to be a fly on the wall :lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

Here are the few pics we have :p

[gypsie]

Here are the few pics we have :p

How YOU doin?!
I mean all of you ;)

[OklahomaMama]

got the pics!
here they are (but what the fuck is up with the legs??)

[DMBfan41]

Here are the few pics we have :p

awh, heater and giulio.

So hot!!

[OklahomaMama]

LMAO! :lol
i can't believe we both posted them!

[OlivePoet]

How YOU doin?!
I mean all of you ;)
:p

You flirt with me, bloody and all!

[Teonanacatl]

Here are the few pics we have :p
fun.

back to grading papers for me. see everyone.

[OlivePoet]

got the pics!
here they are (but what the fuck is up with the legs??)
If ya backread a bit, you'll find a story about my drunken friend shattering her beer bottle on the bar floor accidentally, which led to my bloody legs! :p

[OlivePoet]

awh, heater and giulio.

So hot!!
:p :hug

[OklahomaMama]

If ya backread a bit, you'll find a story about my drunken friend shattering her beer bottle on the bar floor accidentally, which led to my bloody legs! :pooops! my bad :rolleyes:

[Barkeep]

I find it funny that you went out of your way to take pictures of the legs being cut up.:lol

[OlivePoet]

LMAO! :lol
i can't believe we both posted them!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

ooops! my bad :rolleyes:
:lol
Hey mama, can you shrink the new pic of me and Giulio for avatar use? :p

[OlivePoet]

I find it funny that you went out of your way to take pictures of the legs being cut up.:lol
Gotta love the camera phone! :D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Hey mama, can you shrink the new pic of me and Giulio for avatar use? :pof course... but you gotta let The Sean make santa hats for you both! :p

[gypsie]

:p

You flirt with me, bloody and all!
Hey you're human it doesn't make you any less hot

[OlivePoet]

of course... but you gotta let The Sean make santa hats for you both! :p
Hell yeah I will! And I think that the new pic is better suited for santa hats :p

[OlivePoet]

Hey you're human it doesn't make you any less hot
:hug

[gypsie]

Have a good night y'all

I am off to a catered party at the gym
See ya later!
*hey Ali Don't forget to PM me with those pics - WINK*

[OklahomaMama]

here ya go!

[OklahomaMama]

Have a good night y'all

I am off to a catered party at the gym
See ya later!
*hey Ali Don't forget to PM me with those pics - WINK*have fun, Kell!
:hug

[gypsie]

Before I go...

Mama you should make your boob pic into your new avator and put santa hats on them:lol
NOw that is getting into the spirit!

[OlivePoet]

here ya go!
I love how you named it! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Awesome backreading!!!

[OlivePoet]

Awesome backreading!!!
:lol
Did you get to my quagh story yet? :lol

[OklahomaMama]

this one's a little bigger, sweetie

[OlivePoet]

Before I go...

Mama you should make your boob pic into your new avator and put santa hats on them:lol
NOw that is getting into the spirit!
:lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Before I go...

Mama you should make your boob pic into your new avator and put santa hats on them:lol
NOw that is getting into the spirit!:lol
i could name them Mr and Mrs Claus!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
Did you get to my quagh story yet? :lol
:lol

Yes

:lol

[OlivePoet]

this one's a little bigger, sweetie
Much better! :bounce

Thanks so much! I need to get a photo program on my computer so badly.

[OlivePoet]

:lol

Yes

:lol
When I woke up this morning and remembered that had happened, the first thing I told Giulio was "I SO have to post that on Ants!" :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Much better! :bounce

Thanks so much! I need to get a photo program on my computer so badly.mine came with my digicam (HP)
can't do anything fancy but it works for now

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
Did you get to my quagh story yet? :lol
I totally didn't even know how that's how it's spelled. Ooo!! OOo!!! Question for everyone....

How DO you pronounce "avatar?"

[come&dancew/me]

Awesome backreading!!!
Beef!

[OlivePoet]

I totally didn't even know how that's how it's spelled. Ooo!! OOo!!! Question for everyone....

How DO you pronounce "avatar?"
:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

I totally didn't even know how that's how it's spelled. Ooo!! OOo!!! Question for everyone....

How DO you pronounce "avatar?"hmmm...
av-uh-tar

i think....


i know it's NOT "aviator" :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Beef!
:bounce

YO!!!!!!

[OlivePoet]

I'm gonna head out, finish some cleaning, and pick up Ali and do some shopping! :p

Bye!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm gonna head out, finish some cleaning, and pick up Ali and do some shopping! :p

Bye!bye sugarpiehoneybunch!
MWAAAAH!
have fun you two
:hug

[OlivePoet]

hmmm...
av-uh-tar

i think....


i know it's NOT "aviator" :lol
:lol
Oops.
:lol
That must have been the Chi-CAH-go in me! :p

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce

YO!!!!!!
So you liked all of our hot stories?? 2nite is ladies night out.... :thumbsup

SO excited! Umm....we may not be able to post full details for y'all, but we'll surely get some good pics! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

So you liked all of our hot stories?? 2nite is ladies night out.... :thumbsup

SO excited! Umm....we may not be able to post full details for y'all, but we'll surely get some good pics! :evilfuck! :BANG i should be there......
:(

[come&dancew/me]

hmmm...
av-uh-tar

i think....


i know it's NOT "aviator" :lol
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

fuck! :BANG i should be there......
:(
I know!!!! We're so good together...but when you put mama into the mix! Whoooeeee! Look out!:evil :evil :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

So you liked all of our hot stories?? 2nite is ladies night out.... :thumbsup

SO excited! Umm....we may not be able to post full details for y'all, but we'll surely get some good pics! :evil
Pics are worth a thousand words (even more if taken at the right time).

[come&dancew/me]

Pics are worth a thousand words (even more if taken at the right time).
I don't suppose they sell disposable digitals do they? :cool: My pic phone doesn't do well without a ton of light.

[OklahomaMama]

I know!!!! We're so good together...but when you put mama into the mix! Whoooeeee! Look out!:evil :evil :evilyeah... this weekend is just the warmup act for....

PUSSYPALOOOOOZA!

[come&dancew/me]

yeah... this weekend is just the warmup act for....

PUSSYPALOOOOOZA!
Can I get a "hell yeah!"?:bounce :bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't suppose they sell disposable digitals do they? :cool: My pic phone doesn't do well without a ton of light.
Actually they do.

http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,111841,src,ov,00.asp

[OklahomaMama]

Can I get a "hell yeah!"?:bounce :bounceHELLYEAHHHH!

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah... this weekend is just the warmup act for....

PUSSYPALOOOOOZA!
My backstage pass just came in the mail.

[OklahomaMama]

My backstage pass just came in the mail.:p

you said "came"
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

Actually they do.

http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,111841,src,ov,00.asp
No shit! Thank you Sean! Me and Heater are SO going to get one of those!

[Beefsteak1138]

:p

you said "came"
:lol
errr...arrived.

You really have to watch what you say around here. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

:p

you said "came"
:lol
Box.

Stick.

The "Stick 'n Box" bar. :thumbsup Have you any idea how excited about this idea I am?

[come&dancew/me]

errr...arrived.

You really have to watch what you say around here. :lol
hehe-hehe....

You said "watch."










(Okay, I know that's a stretch, but I couldn't resist considering how Heater was talking about me watching her and Giulio have hot sex tonight.)

[OklahomaMama]

errr...arrived.

You really have to watch what you say around here. :lolyup! we're very observant

and horny
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

hehe-hehe....

You said "watch."


(Okay, I know that's a stretch, but I couldn't resist considering how Heater was talking about me watching her and Giulio have hot sex tonight.):lol
you said "said"




um, ok... i'm done now
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

yup! we're very observant

and horny
:lol
and by horny you mean...umm...horny.

[come&dancew/me]

yup! we're very observant

and horny
:lol
and we do really bizarre things like adopt boob twins. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

and by horny you mean...umm...horny.
no, I think she meant trumpety...




hehe-hehe


I said "trumpet"

[Beefsteak1138]

no, I think she meant trumpety...




hehe-hehe


I said "trumpet"
you said 'hehe", thats the sound I make when....errr...nevermind.

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
you said "said"




um, ok... i'm done now
:p
:lol :lol :lol

hehe-hehe

You said "done"


couldn't resist

[OklahomaMama]

we're so wierd!

and by weird i mean.... well, wierd works
:p

[come&dancew/me]

you said 'hehe", thats the sound I make when....errr...nevermind.
Say it! Say it! Say it!:bounce














(It's the sound you make when you lift really heavy things. *totally anticipating the dirty joke*)

[come&dancew/me]

we're so wierd!

and by weird i mean.... well, wierd works
:p
Oh god! :lol *wipes tears*

Giulio and Tim must think that I'm crazy. I keep laughing sporatically.... :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Say it! Say it! Say it!:bounce



(It's the sound you make when you lift really heavy things. *totally anticipating the dirty joke*)i thought he was gonna say poop
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

i thought he was gonna say poop
:lol
Alright, Heater is officially contagious with her whole poop thing. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Dinner's ready, gotta run. I'm eating asian for dinner.

(btw, did I ever mention that my wife was born in Okinawa, Japan??)

[come&dancew/me]

Dinner's ready, gotta run. I'm eating asian for dinner.

(btw, did I ever mention that my wife was born in Okinawa, Japan??)
Nice. :thumbsup I'm about to have a bloody mary....but REALLY, there is SO NOT A JOKE BEHIND THAT. Just the drink...with vodka and tomato juice and whatever other stuff that goes in it.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm making nachos for dinner
and by nachos, i mean penis :lol

hey, ali... don't know if you saw this... it deserves an instant replay either way :bounce

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2286145&postcount=11907

[Beefsteak1138]

'night!!!

and I will never look at nachos the same again.

[Red_41]

Yo positive peeps ! .... Gotta backread ... and by backread, I mean ... well you know. :lol

So how do y'all like my jaunty xmas chapeau?

[OklahomaMama]

'night!!!

and I will never look at nachos the same again.night, Sean!
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Oh god! :lol *wipes tears*

Giulio and Tim must think that I'm crazy. I keep laughing sporatically.... :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol
I'm about to jump in the shower, just had to backread a bit :p

[OlivePoet]

Alright, Heater is officially contagious with her whole poop thing. :lol
:lol :lol :lol
I JUST pooped AGAIN!!! :lol

[DMBfan41]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
I'm about to jump in the shower, just had to backread a bit :p

do you a webcam?

[OklahomaMama]

Yo positive peeps ! .... Gotta backread ... and by backread, I mean ... well you know. :lol

So how do y'all like my jaunty xmas chapeau?i LOVE your festive pussy!
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Nice. :thumbsup I'm about to have a bloody mary....but REALLY, there is SO NOT A JOKE BEHIND THAT. Just the drink...with vodka and tomato juice and whatever other stuff that goes in it.
Giulio makes AWESOME bloody marys!
Save some for me. :)

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
got some visuals for ya!

From the bestselling book "Mama's Tongue Yoga for the Newly Pierced"
:thumbsup And this is why I love you. :)

[come&dancew/me]

'night!!!

and I will never look at nachos the same again.
'Night Sean. :hug

[OklahomaMama]

:thumbsup And this is why I love you. :):lol
it was a spur of the moment photo shoot!

and i love you too... very muchly!
:hug :angel :hug

[come&dancew/me]

:lol :lol :lol
I JUST pooped AGAIN!!! :lol
:thumbsup Awesome. Time how long it takes for the stink to go away this time. :lol

[come&dancew/me]

i LOVE your festive pussy!
:hug
Yeah, Red_41, your festive pussy rocks. :multi

[OlivePoet]

:thumbsup Awesome. Time how long it takes for the stink to go away this time. :lol
:lol
Gracie just started walking into the bathroom, stopped for a second, and hopped back out! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:thumbsup Awesome. Time how long it takes for the stink to go away this time. :lolewwww!
:lol

please tell me you don't have a poop-timer in your bathroom
:p

[come&dancew/me]

Giulio makes AWESOME bloody marys!
Save some for me. :)
NEVER liked them until about 10 minutes ago. Ummmmm...you might want to count on Giulio just makin' a new batch. Don't know how long this will last. :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Gracie just started walking into the bathroom, stopped for a second, and hopped back out! :lol:lol
Edgar will do that... walk in, meow at me, sneeze and haul ass

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
Gracie just started walking into the bathroom, stopped for a second, and hopped back out! :lol
:lol :lol *Holy shit!* *Laughing histerically*

(Tim thinks I'm crazy.) :lol

[come&dancew/me]

ewwww!
:lol

please tell me you don't have a poop-timer in your bathroom
:p
:lol No, but I swear when I was there yesterday, it took over a half hour!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol *Holy shit!* *Laughing histerically*

(Tim thinks I'm crazy.) :loltell tim to shaddup!

[come&dancew/me]

tell tim to shaddup!
Nah, it's all good, mama! That's just what I think he thinks. He hasn't actually confirmed it. I'm just having fun. It feels really good to laugh this much. I haven't laughed this much, for this long a period of time for a looooong time. It's amazing what a really awesome friend (AKA Heater) can do for you. :)

[OlivePoet]

ewwww!
:lol

please tell me you don't have a poop-timer in your bathroom
:p
I totally should!!

[OlivePoet]

NEVER liked them until about 10 minutes ago. Ummmmm...you might want to count on Giulio just makin' a new batch. Don't know how long this will last. :rolleyes:
I may just come shower there, drink while I'm cleaning myself. :p

My boyfriend is such a hot little lush!

[come&dancew/me]

I'm outta here! Heater's gonna be here soon, and we're going shopping for girls night out outfits! I love you mama! Hugs to all!

[OlivePoet]

:lol
Edgar will do that... walk in, meow at me, sneeze and haul ass
:lol
It's a powerful thing, that poop! :p

[OlivePoet]

:lol :lol *Holy shit!* *Laughing histerically*

(Tim thinks I'm crazy.) :lol
Ti'm a bit of a :freak himself! That's why I love him! :p

[come&dancew/me]

I may just come shower there, drink while I'm cleaning myself. :p

My boyfriend is such a hot little lush!
Yeah he is! :thumbsup See you soon, sexy!

[OklahomaMama]

I totally should!!nothing on Yahoo!Shopping, toots :p

We didn't find any product results for poop timerTips:•Try searching for poop timer (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhSo1yrILmWZFNt1HsRsCDYbFt0A;_ylu=X3oDMTA5NzV mMzIxBHNlYwNlcnJvcg--/SIG=11kpv8qvv/**http%3a//search.yahoo.com/search%3fp=poop%2btimer) across the web
•Check your spelling or try different words that mean the same thing.</FONT>

[OlivePoet]

:lol No, but I swear when I was there yesterday, it took over a half hour!
:lol
That's about right!

[OlivePoet]

Nah, it's all good, mama! That's just what I think he thinks. He hasn't actually confirmed it. I'm just having fun. It feels really good to laugh this much. I haven't laughed this much, for this long a period of time for a looooong time. It's amazing what a really awesome friend (AKA Heater) can do for you. :)
And your stay isn't even half way over! :p

[OklahomaMama]

so jealous & sad
:(

[OlivePoet]

nothing on Yahoo!Shopping, toots :p

We didn't find any product results for poop timerTips:•Try searching for poop timer (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhSo1yrILmWZFNt1HsRsCDYbFt0A;_ylu=X3oDMTA5NzV mMzIxBHNlYwNlcnJvcg--/SIG=11kpv8qvv/**http%3a//search.yahoo.com/search%3fp=poop%2btimer) across the web
•Check your spelling or try different words that mean the same thing.</FONT>
Then we may have our own million dollar idea here! :lol

[OlivePoet]

so jealous & sad
:(
:(
I wish you were here, too.

On a positive note, I made your sig! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

i forgot to add

"but the obvious happiness of Ali & Heater make me feel good so it's ok"
:angel

[RuggerSelkie]

Chin up, chin up, everybody loves a happy face!

[OklahomaMama]

Chin up, chin up, everybody loves a happy face!i'm trying, sweeties
:)

[Red_41]

Whew ... OK .. now that I'm done backreading everyone's gone :(

Mama are you still here?

It's been snowing all day ... everything's white and fluffy!

[OklahomaMama]

Whew ... OK .. now that I'm done backreading everyone's gone :(

Mama are you still here?

It's been snowing all day ... everything's white and fluffy!hi, honey! :hug
gotta get dinner going but i'll be back

ooooh! snow! we hardly ever get snow here :(
but we had a really unusually mild summer so *crosses fingers*

[DMBfan41]

we had some snow yesterday, it was freaky!

[Red_41]

Hey Jar!
It's still coming down like crazy and there's about 3 inches down already ... I'm gonna have to go out for cigs and I don't have snowtires on the car yet damn!

[DMBfan41]

oh wow, we didn't get that much, just some flakes, lol

[DMBfan41]

Hey Jar!
It's still coming down like crazy and there's about 3 inches down already ... I'm gonna have to go out for cigs and I don't have snowtires on the car yet damn!

maybe thats god saying stop smoking!

[Red_41]

maybe thats god saying stop smoking!
Yeah yeah ... I know :rolleyes: ... I'm getting there.

So watcha up to tonite? (heh heh heh)

[DMBfan41]

Yeah yeah ... I know :rolleyes: ... I'm getting there.

So watcha up to tonite? (heh heh heh)

probably getting drunk, typical college saturday night

[Red_41]

Ahh how I miss college ... nawhhhh .... I was lucky cause I worked for about 8 years and THEN went to college so I got to do the whole thing when I was supposed to know better :lol ...

[DMBfan41]

lol, oh well, at least you got some experience

[Red_41]

And I survived the experience :lol
What's that saying? A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail ... a best friend is someone who is sitting beside you in the cell saying "damn that was fun!"

[DMBfan41]

lol, perhaps you experienced a bit too much, lol

[Red_41]

You know what they say ... what doesn't kill you will make you stronger!

[DMBfan41]

but what does kill you makes you dead!

[OklahomaMama]

but what does kill you makes you dead!speaking of dead...
what the hell happened in here?!?!?!?!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

You know what they say ... what doesn't kill you will make you stronger!
So so true!

Positive: I'm bought a new hairdye tonight. Hope it turns out.
Posiitive: got a spinach, mushroom pizza in the oven, mmmmm.
Negative: no drinking tonight.
Negative: another 8 hour shift tomorrow.
Positive: I finished my project sooner than I thought I would.
Negative: I shoudl have bought that gingko biloba, but I don't feel like admitting I could use the help yet.

[gypsie]

Hi peeps anyone awake?

[gypsie]

My backstage pass just came in the mail.

So I am backreading...

Heater/Ali/Mama - HELL YEAH!!!!!!:multi

Beef does the backstage pass have a picture of someone's breasts on it?:rolleyes: