Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

i'm good. waiting for giulio to get out of the shower so we can go apple and pumpkin picking :)
i want to find a haunted forest trail thingy today too.

[FPrefect61]

And, I JUST woke up.
:lol That's college for ya.

[OlivePoet]

And, I JUST woke up.
:thumbsup
hi!

[FPrefect61]

i'm good. waiting for giulio to get out of the shower so we can go apple and pumpkin picking :)
i want to find a haunted forest trail thingy today too.
Ohh, fun. :) If you get some apples, remember my apple hamburger recipe. :D

[OlivePoet]

I think the whiskey I drank last night is catching up to me. :freak

Good thing I'll be outside all day.

[OlivePoet]

Ohh, fun. :) If you get some apples, remember my apple hamburger recipe. :D
I can't wait! I have a feeling it'll go awesome with my gardenburgers :)

[FPrefect61]

I think the whiskey I drank last night is catching up to me. :freak

Good thing I'll be outside all day.
Whiskey drinker, eh? :) I'm a 7 and 7 guy myself. :thumbsup

Sounds like apples and gardenburgers would work. Apples and beef work good too. If Giulio's not a veggie too, he'll love em.

[DMBfan41]

Here's a good math equation.

6 Yuenglings + 1 movie filled with a lot of nudity + some good online porn = one hell of a good night sleep

[OlivePoet]

Whiskey drinker, eh? :) I'm a 7 and 7 guy myself. :thumbsup

Sounds like apples and gardenburgers would work. Apples and beef work good too. If Giulio's not a veggie too, he'll love em.
I love Seagram's.
Jameson is my shit though. :p
He's definately not a veggie. We'll have to make them tonight. Now if only I can remember where I put my George Foreman grill.
Do you make the burgers from scratch and mix the aplpe and beef and seasonings 'n shit? ;)

[OlivePoet]

Here's a good math equation.

6 Yuenglings + 1 movie filled with a lot of nudity + some good online porn = one hell of a good night sleep
:lol :lol
i LOVE porn.

[OlivePoet]

Giulio's clean. Off to get some apples. Have good weekend! :hug

[DMBfan41]

:lol :lol
i LOVE porn.

as do i :bounce

We watched Eurotrip, fuckin awesome movie. We were all dying to see Michelle Trachtenberg's boobs. She's fuckin' Harriet The Spy! So, we looked at every single special feature, we got nuthin. We got a lot of teasers! But, nothin good. We heard it was somewhere on the DVD. Unfortunately, it was not.

So, I looked on the computer, and I found a picture of her flashing! Everyone was fuckin' happy as hell.

So, we were all drunk and horny, my roomate went to his fuck buddy. I wish I had one. The rest of us in the suite just watched porn and ate mac & cheese. And continued drinking of course til 4 AM

[DMBfan41]

p.s. If you are ever in need in some good porn. Watch Jenna Lewis' porno that she made. It's fuckin awesome!

[OlivePoet]

Hey Tom, what's the name of that cock sock knitting thing that mama posted? I can't find it.

[OlivePoet]

as do i :bounce

We watched Eurotrip, fuckin awesome movie. We were all dying to see Michelle Trachtenberg's boobs. She's fuckin' Harriet The Spy! So, we looked at every single special feature, we got nuthin. We got a lot of teasers! But, nothin good. We heard it was somewhere on the DVD. Unfortunately, it was not.

So, I looked on the computer, and I found a picture of her flashing! Everyone was fuckin' happy as hell.

So, we were all drunk and horny, my roomate went to his fuck buddy. I wish I had one. The rest of us in the suite just watched porn and ate mac & cheese. And continued drinking of course til 4 AM
:lol Man does that sound fun!

[FPrefect61]

Hey Tom, what's the name of that cock sock knitting thing that mama posted? I can't find it.
Uhhh, willy warmer? I never clicked the link.

[OlivePoet]

Oh wait, it was a willie warmer. Found it!
See you guys later!

[DMBfan41]

Oh wait, it was a willie warmer. Found it!
See you guys later!

jeeze, a bit early for that, wouldn't you say?

[Fooltothink55]

I can't stick around, but I just wanted to say hi to you bitches. Hope everyones weekend is good. :)

[come&dancew/me]

Hey! Anyone still around??

[DMBfan41]

damn i guess not. Heater went to masturbate, and I'm standing here dripping naked.

[come&dancew/me]

damn i guess not. Heater went to masturbate, and I'm standing here dripping naked.
Poor you. :) You could go masturbate if you wanted to, I guess....

[System]

Poor you. :) You could go masturbate if you wanted to, I guess....


great, trying to get through today with out thinking about sex and you say masturbate...

shoots taht out the window

[DMBfan41]

Poor you. :) You could go masturbate if you wanted to, I guess....

why do you think i'm dripping ;) :evil

[come&dancew/me]

great, trying to get through today with out thinking about sex and you say masturbate...

shoots taht out the window
I'm sure that there's lots of other things out there that would have brought thoughts of sex to you, as well. Try thinking about something that you have an aversion to....like Rosanne, or Tammy Fay Baker, or someone else who is icky.

[come&dancew/me]

why do you think i'm dripping ;) :evil
:lol Sorry, but you're WAY too young for me to be having those thoughts about you! It's all good, though. Naked and dripping is fun.

[System]

I'm sure that there's lots of other things out there that would have brought thoughts of sex to you, as well. Try thinking about something that you have an aversion to....like Rosanne, or Tammy Fay Baker, or someone else who is icky.

well ya, and the whole thought process about not thinking about sex and then going to logging on to there just doesn't make sense either.

[come&dancew/me]

well ya, and the whole thought process about not thinking about sex and then going to logging on to there just doesn't make sense either.
Okay, okay. True.

[DMBfan41]

:lol Sorry, but you're WAY too young for me to be having those thoughts about you! It's all good, though. Naked and dripping is fun.

u kidding? You're only 10 years older then me. I've done older :evil

[OlivePoet]

damn i guess not. Heater went to masturbate, and I'm standing here dripping naked.
:lol who said anything about masturbating?!?

[OlivePoet]

u kidding? You're only 10 years older then me. I've done older :evil
:lol whore.

[System]

:lol who said anything about masturbating?!?


i heard somebody was double clicking their own mouse,

Not saying who, just what i heard

[Fooltothink55]

Whats this about masturbating? I'm down.

[DMBfan41]

:lol who said anything about masturbating?!?

hmm, lets see, u mention something about some "cock sock?"

I'm not as dumb as you think, I catch on quickly

[OklahomaMama]

:multi
:multi
:multi
there's 3 gals bouncing on one another.....all we need now is couple of double headed dildo smilies :loloh, girl! :lol
you take my breath away sometimes

[OklahomaMama]

I can't stick around, but I just wanted to say hi to you bitches. Hope everyones weekend is good. :):hug
hi, justin! sorry i missed ya earlier

Love,
Mama Bitch
:p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol Sorry, but you're WAY too young for me to be having those thoughts about you! It's all good, though. Naked and dripping is fun.hey, 18 is legal!
and prime real estate too
:evil


:lol yeah, i'm going to hell for thinking impure thoughts about a kid my son's age... join me, won't you?
:D

[OklahomaMama]

i heard somebody was double clicking their own mouse,

Not saying who, just what i heard:p
i love that phrase!
nice to see you hanging around us positive folks, Tony! stick around, we have fun!

[DMBfan41]

hey, 18 is legal!
and prime real estate too
:evil


:lol yeah, i'm going to hell for thinking impure thoughts about a kid my son's age... join me, won't you?
:D

whooa, i didn't know you felt that way about me, brenda.

Name the time and place baby, i'm there!

[OklahomaMama]

whooa, i didn't know you felt that way about me, brenda.

Name the time and place baby, i'm there!:lol
you're sexy...er, SWEET!
i seem to attract the younguns, don't i? :rolleyes:
i must have that coo coo ka choo mrs robinson aura about me :D

[DMBfan41]

:lol
you're sexy...er, SWEET!
i seem to attract the younguns, don't i? :rolleyes:
i must have that coo coo ka choo mrs robinson aura about me :D

mrs. robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

[OklahomaMama]

Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?

:p

[System]

wouldn't be hard for you to seduce me now would it?

[OklahomaMama]

wouldn't be hard for you to seduce me now would it?not at all, sexybritches :evil
how are you today?
:)

[DMBfan41]

Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?

:p


ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY!!!!

[System]

not at all, sexybritches :evil
how are you today?
:)

doing good, busy but good.

how bout yourself?

[OklahomaMama]

doing good, busy but good.

how bout yourself?sounds like my day... sometimes busy is the best thing... keeps me from dwelling on negative stuff, you know?

[OklahomaMama]

ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY!!!!http://www.chireader.com/movies/archives/0397/03287.gif

hand me my dress, would you, Benjamin?

:p

[DMBfan41]

http://www.chireader.com/movies/archives/0397/03287.gif

hand me my dress, would you, Benjamin?

:p

hell no! you don't wear clothes around me!

[OklahomaMama]

hell no! you don't wear clothes around me!:lol
sheesh, what IS it with guys wanting us nekkid all the time?
do you realize how impractical that is? how am i gonna get the newspaper or answer the door when the pizza guy gets here if i'm starkers?
huh?

:p

[DMBfan41]

:lol
sheesh, what IS it with guys wanting us nekkid all the time?
do you realize how impractical that is? how am i gonna get the newspaper or answer the door when the pizza guy gets here if i'm starkers?
huh?

:p

that's why they make extra large t-shirts and panties. Just wear those anytime you gotta answer the door or step outside. That's also a fuckin hot look!

[OklahomaMama]

that's why they make extra large t-shirts and panties. Just wear those anytime you gotta answer the door or step outside. That's also a fuckin hot look!true confessions time: i am wearing an extra large OU shirt and *blush* i stepped outside for a smoke wearing just the shirt earlier... in broad daylight!

my old man egged me on :lol

[DMBfan41]

true confessions time: i am wearing an extra large OU shirt and *blush* i stepped outside for a smoke wearing just the shirt earlier... in broad daylight!

my old man egged me on :lol

ohhh, you naughty girl

[OklahomaMama]

ohhh, you naughty girl when i came back inside i was smuggling raisins








:evil

[DMBfan41]

when i came back inside i was smuggling raisins



you're quite good at turning me on ;)

[siouxsiesue]

i'm positive "always look on the bright side of life" :lol

[OlivePoet]

i heard somebody was double clicking their own mouse,

Not saying who, just what i heard
:lol yeah, i'm guilty :p

[OlivePoet]

oh, girl! :lol
you take my breath away sometimes
:lol i'm a pervert :angel

[OlivePoet]

:lol
sheesh, what IS it with guys wanting us nekkid all the time?
do you realize how impractical that is? how am i gonna get the newspaper or answer the door when the pizza guy gets here if i'm starkers?
huh?

:p
if i could be naked all the time, i would be. :thumbsup

[System]

:lol i'm a pervert :angel


really?

man that would be awesome...a girlfriend that has perverted tendancies

[OlivePoet]

i'm positive "always look on the bright side of life" :lol
:thumbsup
makes life pretty!

[OlivePoet]

really?

man that would be awesome...a girlfriend that has perverted tendancies
yeah, giulio seems to like it :evil

[System]

yeah, giulio seems to like it :evil


hey, who wouldn't?

you don't have a identical twin do you?

[OlivePoet]

hey, who wouldn't?

you don't have a identical twin do you?
nope, there's only one heater :lol

[System]

damn, and it is kinda cold in my house right now.

[OlivePoet]

:lol cute.
where do you live?

[System]

St. Louis.

Well, actually in IL just across the river.

[FPrefect61]

if i could be naked all the time, i would be. :thumbsup
I think I speak for all of us when I say we'd like you naked all the time too. :D

[OklahomaMama]

where's all my positive mofos this fine sunday afternoon?
:D

[OlivePoet]

I think I speak for all of us when I say we'd like you naked all the time too. :D
:angel

[OlivePoet]

where's all my positive mofos this fine sunday afternoon?
:D
{{{hugs}}}
right here mamabitch!

[FPrefect61]

:angel
Hey, if you want to wear wings while naked, I won't complain. :lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol AND a halo

[FPrefect61]

:lol AND a halo
Then tonight you can wear the devil horns and carry a pitchfork.


and still be naked.

[OlivePoet]

deal

[FPrefect61]

:lol I like it when you're around, makes things... fun... :D

[OlivePoet]

i do what i can :p

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce

look how many people have voted POSITIVE...

my FAVORITE number!
:bounce

[OlivePoet]

:bounce

look how many people have voted POSITIVE...

my FAVORITE number!
:bounce
:thumbsup
nice!

[DMBfan41]

im feeling negative. I cant sleep

[OklahomaMama]

good morning Pee Pees....
oh, that didn't sound right :rolleyes:

i was feeling very negative last night but i'm working it out :)

[System]

Negative - my can of skoal
Positive - I left it in my car

[OklahomaMama]

Negative= it's monday & work looms on the horizon
Positive= eh, i got nuthin

;)

[StumpyErin]

negative: i can't go to the girls varisty soccer game tonight aganst mt. saint charles
positive: i get to stay at work a half an hour later because *my* JV team isn't meeting for their game until 2:30.

positive: the red sox finally won last night...i mean this morning.
negative: all my friends who are yankee's fans had away messages this morning that said, "chill out baseball fans, it was just ONE game".

positive: i smell mad good this morning
negaitve: i'm sitting in my cubicle and i have NO work to do :(

[System]

positive: annoying guy in my office transfered
negative: we got a jesus freak to replace him.


I mean honostly, i know i am going to hell, i don't need to hear it from him too as he quotes the bible.

[Beefsteak1138]

positive: i smell mad good this morning
negaitve: i'm sitting in my cubicle and i have NO work to do :(

positive:i'm sitting in my cubicle and i have NO work to do,
more positive: therefore I have more time to post at Ants,
negative: but i smell like ass today.

[System]

negative: but i smell like ass today.

you have to smell better than Mr. jesus feak in the cube across the hall from me.

[OklahomaMama]

negative: i'm at work
positive: lil miss bitchy thang may not show up (i know, it's not nice but this chick has no showed three times on me)

[Beefsteak1138]

you have to smell better than Mr. jesus feak in the cube across the hall from me.
We all smell good in the eyes of the lord.

[OklahomaMama]

We all smell good in the eyes of the lord.:lol

i smell pretty today :)

[System]

We all smell good in the eyes of the lord.

ya, but in the eyes of me, i can see the stink coming off him. kinda like those heat waves you see in the dessert coming off the road

[OlivePoet]

good morning Pee Pees....
oh, that didn't sound right :rolleyes:

i was feeling very negative last night but i'm working it out :)
:bounce :bounce :bounce
Morning!
I'm glad your better~ish :p
Can I help at all?

[OlivePoet]

Negative= it's monday & work looms on the horizon
Positive= eh, i got nuthin

;)
You have your bitches to talk to....what are you talking about, NO positive?!? :mad: :lol

[OlivePoet]

negative: i can't go to the girls varisty soccer game tonight aganst mt. saint charles
positive: i get to stay at work a half an hour later because *my* JV team isn't meeting for their game until 2:30.

positive: the red sox finally won last night...i mean this morning.
negative: all my friends who are yankee's fans had away messages this morning that said, "chill out baseball fans, it was just ONE game".

positive: i smell mad good this morning
negaitve: i'm sitting in my cubicle and i have NO work to do :(
:lol you're cute!
and that last pair should be negative first, postive second ;)

[OlivePoet]

positive: annoying guy in my office transfered
negative: we got a jesus freak to replace him.


I mean honostly, i know i am going to hell, i don't need to hear it from him too as he quotes the bible.
:thumbsup
I'm a huge fan of people with personal convictions.
I am NOT a fan of people who push their beliefs on someone else!

[System]

:thumbsup
I'm a huge fan of people with personal convictions.
I am NOT a fan of people who push their beliefs on someone else!


personal convictions are awesome, i am glad he has something to believe in.

But I am going to hell, I know that, i have accepted that. I don't need to hear it from his stinking ass

[OlivePoet]

We all smell good in the eyes of the lord.
:lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

personal convictions are awesome, i am glad he has something to believe in.

But I am going to hell, I know that, i have accepted that. I don't need to hear it from his stinking ass
I hear ya.
And come on, who says hell exists anyway?

How ya doin this morning?

[System]

i have seen hell. it was called oklahoma (sorry mama but it sucked down there)

I am doing just fine, boss is out of the office all week which means i can get some work done. Both work work and school work

how bout yourself? Dinner go ok last night?

[selkiegirl]

'Tis a very positive day. My man got nailed (KICKED) in the shoulder by one of our horses yesterday, and he is doing good, albeit a huge bruise. He was holding one of our pups, May, and she received some of the impact as well~ side of her head, poor ear was bleeding terribly. She is doing great today though.
So, ya, POSITIVE feelings today.

[OlivePoet]

i have seen hell. it was called oklahoma (sorry mama but it sucked down there)

I am doing just fine, boss is out of the office all week which means i can get some work done. Both work work and school work

how bout yourself? Dinner go ok last night?
:lol I've never seen Oklahoma, but I'm still tempted to.

Dinner was great. Homecooked meal made by Giulio's mommy. The woman is funny though....

I recently quit smoking (yay!) so my metabolism has changed slightly, and I have since gained about 7 lbs. Not a big deal, I'm very happy with my body and I know the weight will come off eventually. I mentioned the weight gain to his ma, and she wouldn't get off of it for a good 10 minutes.

"Oh my God! You had better get to the gym with me!"
"Maybe you shouldn't have had that pie after dinner!"
"I can believe you gained ALL THAT WEIGHT in a such a short time!" :freak

Am I missing something.....does 7 lbs suddenly make someone fat? :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

'Tis a very positive day. My man got nailed (KICKED) in the shoulder by one of our horses yesterday, and he is doing good, albeit a huge bruise. He was holding one of our pups, May, and she received some of the impact as well~ side of her head, poor ear was bleeding terribly. She is doing great today though.
So, ya, POSITIVE feelings today.
Positive feelings for sure! Everyone will come around 100%! :)

[System]

:lol I've never seen Oklahoma, but I'm still tempted to.

Dinner was great. Homecooked meal made by Giulio's mommy. The woman is funny though....

I recently quit smoking (yay!) so my metabolism has changed slightly, and I have since gained about 7 lbs. Not a big deal, I'm very happy with my body and I know the weight will come off eventually. I mentioned the weight gain to his ma, and she wouldn't get off of it for a good 10 minutes.

"Oh my God! You had better get to the gym with me!"
"Maybe you shouldn't have had that pie after dinner!"
"I can believe you gained ALL THAT WEIGHT in a such a short time!" :freak

Am I missing something.....does 7 lbs suddenly make someone fat? :rolleyes:

Take a blank piece of paper, color it a dark burnt orange with small specs of brown and green. That is oklahoma.

I love moms that aren't serious with girlfriends, they have much more fun.

And no, 7 lbs doesn't make you fat. Eating 7 lbs of chocolate makes you fat

[OlivePoet]

Take a blank piece of paper, color it a dark burnt orange with small specs of brown and green. That is oklahoma.
:lol
I love moms that aren't serious with girlfriends, they have much more fun.
:rolleyes: Too bad this mom doesn't think before she speaks. Other than that, she's fun
And no, 7 lbs doesn't make you fat. Eating 7 lbs of chocolate makes you fat
Exactly. :D

[come&dancew/me]

Okay everyone - I need some MAJOR POSITIVE ANTS LOVE!! Send me "good interview vibes!!!!" I'll be interviewing at 1:00 (EST), so think about me!!!

[OlivePoet]

Okay everyone - I need some MAJOR POSITIVE ANTS LOVE!! Send me "good interview vibes!!!!" I'll be interviewing at 1:00 (EST), so think about me!!!
:bounce :bounce :bounce
You'll do great, you know it!!

[System]

positive: tight fitting jeans thread
negative: no girls in tight fitting jeans right here right now

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce :bounce :bounce
You'll do great, you know it!!
Thank you!! And here's to Pussypalooza in 2005!!! :multi

[OlivePoet]

positive: tight fitting jeans thread
negative: no girls in tight fitting jeans right here right now
:lol How do you know for sure?!?

[OlivePoet]

Thank you!! And here's to Pussypalooza in 2005!!! :multi
:p I'm so excited for that!

[System]

in my cube, pretty sure....

unless you got pictures to prove other wise....

[OlivePoet]

Oh :lol I thought you were talking Ants.

I forgot to eat my smart cookies today.

[System]

Oh :lol I thought you were talking Ants.

I forgot to eat my smart cookies today.


ya, or maybe your heater is out of fuel....

[StumpyErin]

good morning olive. :D
positive: i just got out of a meeting, and i now have some work tasks to do for today :)
negative: as i was walking down the hall to the conference room, an older woman in my group (her name is heleene...who names their kid heleene?) was walking in front of me, and she smelled like fish.....NOT just some Baked Salmon, or a Tunafish sandwich....she smelled like she needed to change her diaper....it was DISCUSTING!

ANYWAYS - i just made some chai tea...and it's just as good as Dunkin Donuts Chai Latte's. I reccommend this drink if you want to try somthing new.

[OlivePoet]

ya, or maybe your heater is out of fuel....
that could be it.

[OlivePoet]

good morning olive. :D
positive: i just got out of a meeting, and i now have some work tasks to do for today :)
negative: as i was walking down the hall to the conference room, an older woman in my group (her name is heleene...who names their kid heleene?) was walking in front of me, and she smelled like fish.....NOT just some Baked Salmon, or a Tunafish sandwich....she smelled like she needed to change her diaper....it was DISCUSTING!

ANYWAYS - i just made some chai tea...and it's just as good as Dunkin Donuts Chai Latte's. I reccommend this drink if you want to try somthing new.
:lol you're supposed to that take negative and THEN find something positive! put the negative first silly gal!

and good morning!

dunkin donuts had a chai latte? hmm....they have GREAT coffee. :)

[OlivePoet]

Hey, does anyone know.....

Is REAL chai tea powdered or bagged?

[Beefsteak1138]

Negative: I'm horny
Positive: I just checked, and both my hands are still attached to my arms.

[OlivePoet]

Negative: I'm horny
Positive: I just checked, and both my hands are still attached to my arms.
:lol
excellent way to start a monday!

[StumpyErin]

Oh I get this positvie/negative thing now.

Negative: i just burnt my tounge :BANG
Positvie: i look cool with my Silver Coffee Mug in my hands :cool:

*you can order chai lattes from DD, but within 15 minutes, you'll be in the bathroom. But they are soooo good. I never see them advertised, but every dunkin donuts has it*

[OlivePoet]

:lol good job! :thumbsup

In the bathroom in 15? Cause you gotta pee, or hurl?

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
excellent way to start a monday!
Oh, I should've added another negative:

negative: I'm at work so there ain't shit I do about it.

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol good job! :thumbsup

In the bathroom in 15? Cause you gotta pee, or hurl?
poop.

[OlivePoet]

Oh, I should've added another negative:

negative: I'm at work so there ain't shit I do about it.
Positive: They do have stalls in the men's bathroom.

[OlivePoet]

poop.
Then I want one. I love to poop.

[Beefsteak1138]

Positive: The do have stalls in the men's bathroom.
negative: umm....nothing comes to mind (** runs to bathroom stall **)

[OlivePoet]

negative: umm....nothing comes to mind (** runs to bathroom stall **)
:lol

[StumpyErin]

:lol good job! :thumbsup

In the bathroom in 15? Cause you gotta pee, or hurl?
hahaha neither....#2 (i cant belive i just admitted that...but whatever...we're never gonna meet in person, so i can admit things on here that i would never say in real-life)

[OlivePoet]

hahaha neither....#2 (i cant belive i just admitted that...but whatever...we're never gonna meet in person, so i can admit things on here that i would never say in real-life)
:lol Like I said before, I love to poop.

And you'd be surprised at how many Ants have met!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol Like I said before, I love to poop.

And you'd be surprised at how many Ants have met!
You're always welcome at my house. I have 3.5 bathrooms at my house so feel free to drink all the chai you like.

[OlivePoet]

You're always welcome at my house. I have 3.5 bathrooms at my house so feel free to drink all the chai you like.
Yay! :bounce
We can poop together.

[System]

Yay! :bounce
We can poop together.

is it bad that this statement doesn't shock me?

[OlivePoet]

is it bad that this statement doesn't shock me?
Nope.

[System]

good, i thought i was loosing my mind

[OlivePoet]

Well, you may be.

[System]

damn, somebody should have warned me to stop doing what i am doing. I like my mind

[OlivePoet]

Eh, thought is overrated.

[System]

ya, that is what i said. Then the teacher told me i couldn't get by on my looks. I was devistated

[OlivePoet]

Your teacher was a douchebag.

[OklahomaMama]

thanks for some positive backreading, folks!
:)

i feel much better now!

btw: i'm putting PUSSYPALOOZA '05 in my sig... i suggest ya'll do the same, Heater & Skippy :D

[OlivePoet]

:bounce :bounce :bounce
where have YOU been hiding?!?

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce :bounce :bounce
where have YOU been hiding?!?lil miss bitchy thang showed up for her EEG :rolleyes:

so, how's my darlings today?

[StumpyErin]

hi mama.

whats an EEG?

[OlivePoet]

I am fantastic! Did you backread yet? Did you see how sweet of a woman Giulio's mom is?

[Beefsteak1138]

hi mama.

whats an EEG?
She meant EGG...Mama's a short order cook.

[OlivePoet]

She meant EGG...Mama's a short order cook.
Having worked in restaurants for so long, I sat here for a minute and tried to figure out what EGG was short for. :freak
<sigh> I need a break. :lol

[StumpyErin]

ohhhhh. I work in a restaurant right now. How the heck does she have a computer at work? It must be a fancy restaurant.

[StumpyErin]

well not RIGHT right now...but on the weekends.

[Beefsteak1138]

ohhhhh. I work in a restaurant right now. How the heck does she have a computer at work? It must be a fancy restaurant.
Its actually a Cyber-Cafe.

[OlivePoet]

:lol She doesn't work at a restaurant. :) He's kidding.
From Mama's profile:
Occupation:
EEG/EKG (brains & hearts)

And to answer your "What does PUSSYPALOOZA '05 mean"? question from the other thread, it's a plan between me, Mama, and Alison/skippy (come&dancew/me) to get together next year, either in Cincinnati for my and Alison's bday (both on 3/18) or to go to the first show of the tour. :D

[OlivePoet]

Its actually a Cyber-Cafe.
:lol be nice.

[Beefsteak1138]

EEG = electro-encephalogram I believe.

[OlivePoet]

Yeah, I have no idea about that stuff. :freak

[StumpyErin]

speaking of eggs....its lunchtime...be back in 45 mins

[System]

Yeah, I have no idea about that stuff. :freak


welcome to my life when it comes to winning girls over

[OlivePoet]

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

EEG = electro-encephalogram I believe.*ding ding ding*
ladies and gentlemen, we HAVE a winner! :bounce



when i first started posting here Freddie thought it was "eggs and kegs"
:p

[OlivePoet]

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

oh, and many many good positive vibes go out to my chicka Skippy!

to quote the cajun from Waterboy:
"you can DO it... you can do it..all..night...long!"
*imagine hips thrusting & gyrating*
:hug

[OlivePoet]

:lol cute!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol cute!yes, i am... thank you
:rolleyes:

hey, i sent Skippy a cute good luck card with a naked turtle :p

[OlivePoet]

Hey! Great idea :)

[stunnersal]

I'm positive i have no idea what's going on here... :confused:

[OklahomaMama]

I'm positive i have no idea what's going on here... :confused:stick with me, kid... i'll show ya the ropes!

it started out all positive & philosophical 'n shit...
now it's all about pooping and pussy

:lol

[OlivePoet]

So in essense, the thread has made a vast improvement. :)

[stunnersal]

stick with me, kid... i'll show ya the ropes!

it started out all positive & philosophical 'n shit...
now it's all about pooping and pussy

:lol
Don't know much about cats, but poop is my middle name.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Don't know much about cats, but poop is my middle name.... :thumbsup
We can DEFINATELY teach you about cats!

[stunnersal]

Cool, just don't give me fleas....

[DMBfan41]

hey everybody, how is everyone today on this horrible godawful monday?

[stunnersal]

hey everybody, how is everyone today on this horrible godawful monday?
Having a good day??

[OlivePoet]

Cool, just don't give me fleas....
Is herpes OK?

[OlivePoet]

hey everybody, how is everyone today on this horrible godawful monday?
Hi! And it can't be THAT bad!!!

[stunnersal]

Is herpes OK?
only simplex 12....1-11 leave a discharge.....

[OlivePoet]

only simplex 12....1-11 leave a discharge.....
:::checks pants:::
cool.

[stunnersal]

yeah don't be spreading that puss. :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

Having a good day??

eh, its been a looong day.

[OlivePoet]

:lol ewwwwwwww

[OlivePoet]

eh, its been a looong day.
Well, when is your day over? What do you have to do today?

[DMBfan41]

Hi! And it can't be THAT bad!!!

how are you doing? It's not THAT bad, but it could and should be better.

[stunnersal]

eh, its been a looong day.
it's only 12:30PM. You have a 11 and half to go...Keep the faith! Oh wait that's the Red Sox theme, nevermind...

[DMBfan41]

Well, when is your day over? What do you have to do today?

I got my acting class from 2-4:30, then its done.

[DMBfan41]

it's only 12:30PM. You have a 11 and half to go...Keep the faith! Oh wait that's the Red Sox theme, nevermind...

as long as the yankees win today, then my day will change

[stunnersal]

as long as the yankees win today, then my day will change
True, one of my roomates and i will be heading down to the Billy's down by the stadium to watch the game, they give out comp Champagne when and if they win... :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

True, one of my roomates and i will be heading down to the Billy's down by the stadium to watch the game, they give out comp Champagne when and if they win... :thumbsup

Nice, very nice. But, i'm not one for champagne. It's sweet beating the Sox, but for me, the celebration doesn't start til they win it all.

[dmbyankeefan]

it's only 12:30PM. You have a 11 and half to go...Keep the faith! Oh wait that's the Red Sox theme, nevermind...

Salvatore....you magnificent bastard you!!!! whats up???

[stunnersal]

Salvatore....you magnificent bastard you!!!! whats up???
HERBBBBBBBBBBBBB hahaha what up fool??

[dmbyankeefan]

HERBBBBBBBBBBBBB hahaha what up fool??

still kicking it over at AmI...I thought you died....
:lol :lol :lol

Kristinqd was looking for ya'....shall I send her over to you???

[stunnersal]

still kicking it over at AmI...I thought you died....
:lol :lol :lol

Kristinqd was looking for ya'....shall I send her over to you???
Nice... Nahh i'm still kicking! How's things upstate?

She sent me an email i think she found me...

[OlivePoet]

I got my acting class from 2-4:30, then its done.
You can totally make it! And THAT sounds like fun. :p

[stunnersal]

You can totally make it! And THAT sounds like fun. :p
Don't you do enough acting around here?? :p

[OlivePoet]

still kicking it over at AmI...I thought you died....
:lol :lol :lol

Kristinqd was looking for ya'....shall I send her over to you???
Just wanted to say hi :)

[DMBfan41]

You can totally make it! And THAT sounds like fun. :p

well, its just been a long day. I couldn't sleep until 5. I woke up around like 8:55. Rushed to class. I was dead tired, and I think I failed an Algebra quiz.

And then a boring TV Production class at 11-11:50

[OlivePoet]

Don't you do enough acting around here?? :p
:lol and how exactly am i acting?

[OlivePoet]

well, its just been a long day. I couldn't sleep until 5. I woke up around like 8:55. Rushed to class. I was dead tired, and I think I failed an Algebra quiz.

And then a boring TV Production class at 11-11:50
Why the lack of sleep? I hate when that happens. Luckily now I fall asleep by about midnight or so though.

[stunnersal]

:lol and how exactly am i acting?
I'm not positive.....

[DMBfan41]

I dunno, I was actually in bed at 2:30 which is normal for me. So, I just layed in bed until 4. Then I went on Ants. And at 4 am, it's very lonely. Then I went in my bed and finally fell asleep around 5.

[OlivePoet]

I'm not positive.....
:p cute.

[stunnersal]

:p cute.
i try... :babe

[OlivePoet]

I dunno, I was actually in bed at 2:30 which is normal for me. So, I just layed in bed until 4. Then I went on Ants. And at 4 am, it's very lonely. Then I went in my bed and finally fell asleep around 5.
Warm milk always helps. :) Or some decaf tea.

[DMBfan41]

Warm milk always helps. :) Or some decaf tea.

i'm in a dorm room, lol, not the easiest place to get that stuff

[stunnersal]

i'm in a dorm room, lol, not the easiest place to get that stuff
Sex helps... Wear yourself out then tell her to go and then fall asleep... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

i try... :babe
Mhhm, bacon.

[OlivePoet]

i'm in a dorm room, lol, not the easiest place to get that stuff
You don't have anything to warm up liquids with?

[OlivePoet]

Sex helps... Wear yourself out then tell her to go and then fall asleep... :thumbsup
:thumbsup

[stunnersal]

Mhhm, bacon.
yeah i like pork.... :haha

[DMBfan41]

Sex helps... Wear yourself out then tell her to go and then fall asleep... :thumbsup

thanx sal. But, unfortunately i'm an avid poster in the Ants Singles thread.

In other words, I don't get any!

[DMBfan41]

You don't have anything to warm up liquids with?

no microwave

[stunnersal]

thanx sal. But, unfortunately i'm an avid poster in the Ants Singles thread.

In other words, I don't get any!
What school you go to???

[OlivePoet]

yeah i like pork.... :haha
:lol
actually, i don't eat meat.
but i like being porked.

[DMBfan41]

What school you go to???

look at the location

[OlivePoet]

no microwave
Get a coffee pot or a hot plate.

[stunnersal]

:lol
actually, i don't eat meat.
but i like being porked.
Oh so you are a receiver not a giver, poor Giulio....

[DMBfan41]

Get a coffee pot or a hot plate.

i don't drink coffee, lol

[stunnersal]

look at the location
Ahh sorry....FDU huh, well not known for hotties....But their has to be some fresh meat around...

[DMBfan41]

Ahh sorry....FDU huh, well not known for hotties....But their has to be some fresh meat around...

most definatley not. There is some, but none for Jar

[OlivePoet]

Oh so you are a receiver not a giver, poor Giulio....
What don't I give him, a hard cock?

[OlivePoet]

i don't drink coffee, lol
Neither do I, but a coffee pot is good for many things.

[stunnersal]

most definatley not. There is some, but none for Jar
That sucks, i'll scout for you but it's gonna cost ya... :D

[stunnersal]

What don't I give him, a hard cock?
u said you didn't eat meat....and what else is a coffee pot good for?? :confused:

[DMBfan41]

That sucks, i'll scout for you but it's gonna cost ya... :D
anything sexual will cost ya big sal!!

[stunnersal]

anything sexual will cost ya big sal!!
i don't pay for it.... :lol

[angelces]

you can't have hotplates in most dorms...

[OklahomaMama]

you can't have hotplates in most dorms...yeah, nick can't even have a coffeepot

[angelces]

we were only allowed to have a fridge and/or microwave if it was the one we "rented" from the dorm. other wise we weren't allowed one of those either.

[OklahomaMama]

we were only allowed to have a fridge and/or microwave if it was the one we "rented" from the dorm. other wise we weren't allowed one of those either.whoa, what a scam! nick could bring a fridge & microwave but (ostensibly) they had to be a certain size & wattage.
when we were waiting for an elevator on move in day nick looked at this guy with a freaking HUGE elevator and said "daaaamn! he could put a dead body in that sucker"
:p

[OlivePoet]

u said you didn't eat meat....and what else is a coffee pot good for?? :confused:
oh :lol
well of course i'll eat HIS meat. i just don't chew it ;)

what else is a coffee pot good for? heating up any liquids....and when i was in college, i made mac 'n cheese and oatmeal with it :)

[OlivePoet]

we were only allowed to have a fridge and/or microwave if it was the one we "rented" from the dorm. other wise we weren't allowed one of those either.
There's also not supposed to be any underage drinking in dorms. :freak :lol
I had 'em anyways. :p

[stunnersal]

oh :lol
well of course i'll eat HIS meat. i just don't chew it ;)

what else is a coffee pot good for? heating up any liquids....and when i was in college, i made mac 'n cheese and oatmeal with it :)
Yeah our meat wasn't made to be chewed or cut. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Yeah our meat wasn't made to be chewed or cut. :thumbsup
It was made for many other wonderful things!

[stunnersal]

It was made for many other wonderful things!
True like jump rope...

[angelces]

:lol :haha

[OlivePoet]

True like jump rope...
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
EXCELLENT response.

[stunnersal]

Thanks! *takes bow..... :D

[OklahomaMama]

Thanks! *takes bow..... :Deasy now, big fella!
don't wanna trip over it
:p

[OlivePoet]

easy now, big fella!
don't wanna trip over it
:p
If he bows from his waist, he can balance on it like a tripod.

[stunnersal]

easy now, big fella!
don't wanna trip over it
:p
Nahhh i wrap it like a fire hose in case i need to put out a fire... :lol

[angelces]

in case some girl is on fire for it?

:lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol

[System]

If he bows from his waist, he can balance on it like a tripod.


don't call me Three Track for nothing

[stunnersal]

in case some girl is on fire for it?

:lol
yeah for that 5 alarmer.... :lol

[come&dancew/me]

I'm going to interupt the discussion here, cuz I haven't been around all day, and I'm having a hard time following. Do yo realize that positive ants added almost 10 pages to this thread today??? Damn, y'll must be bored 'n shit.:D

I'm going to do this backwards:

Positive thing about my interview today: It went really well. The dude was nice and we had an awesome discussion.
Negative thing about my interview today: I want waaaay more money than the range they indicated.
Positive thing about the negative thing: It was another interview experience - which can never hurt.

[OklahomaMama]

I'm going to interupt the discussion here, cuz I haven't been around all day, and I'm having a hard time following. Do yo realize that positive ants added almost 10 pages to this thread today??? Damn, y'll must be bored 'n shit.:D

I'm going to do this backwards:

Positive thing about my interview today: It went really well. The dude was nice and we had an awesome discussion.
Negative thing about my interview today: I want waaaay more money than the range they indicated.
Positive thing about the negative thing: It was another interview experience - which can never hurt.yeah, hard to believe we tacked on so much without Tom here :p
so, i take it the job's a no go? are they negotiable on the salary?
:hug
i was concentrating soooo hard sending you positive vibes i think i peed a little
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

yeah, hard to believe we tacked on so much without Tom here :p
so, i take it the job's a no go? are they negotiable on the salary?
:hug
i was concentrating soooo hard sending you positive vibes i think i peed a little
:lol
WOW!!! So, you peed in my honor, and Heater pooped in my honor some time last week. I feel special. :angel

The salary was WAY off, like I'm sure it's beyond negotiating. Plus, the schedule isn't as "normal" as I'd like it to be. Oh well.

[OklahomaMama]

WOW!!! So, you peed in my honor, and Heater pooped in my honor some time last week. I feel special. :angel

The salary was WAY off, like I'm sure it's beyond negotiating. Plus, the schedule isn't as "normal" as I'd like it to be. Oh well.don't feel TOO special.. sometimes a good sneeze will do it too :evil

well, like you said... at least you got some more experience :angel

[stunnersal]

don't feel TOO special.. sometimes a good sneeze will do it too :evil

well, like you said... at least you got some more experience :angel
I fart when i sneeze, i'm positive of that.... :thumbsup

[come&dancew/me]

don't feel TOO special.. sometimes a good sneeze will do it too :evil

well, like you said... at least you got some more experience :angel
:lol

So, what? Now that I'm here in the thread, everybody leaves?? What's up with that??

Mama, you do anything good this weekend?

[come&dancew/me]

I fart when i sneeze, i'm positive of that.... :thumbsup
Ah, yes, the good 'ol sneeze fart. That little surprise gets ya' every time.

Sometimes I throw my neck out when I sneeze...but I'm not sure how to make that positive. :ugh:

[stunnersal]

Ah, yes, the good 'ol sneeze fart. That little surprise gets ya' every time.

Sometimes I throw my neck out when I sneeze...but I'm not sure how to make that positive. :ugh:
if you break it into two, then put them together that's a positive... But you may have problems breathing...

[OklahomaMama]

i've made a scientific observation about the correlation between sneezing and peeing.
ever notice that if you're in the middle of peeing and you sneeze the urine flow stops?

wierd, huh?

:lol

[OlivePoet]

i was concentrating soooo hard sending you positive vibes i think i peed a little
:lol
:lol :lol :lol well done, mama!