Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

I love you right back "big smooch for Heater":hug
:hug :hug :hug

[Red_41]

oh no! the "s"-word!

nice picture. canada sounds like it has so many natural wonders.

challenge is the word for them. but they're magical a lot of the time.
Wellllll ... since Christy just arrived, she can clear it all up !!!

Yes, Canada has many natural wonders ... I happen to be partial to East Coast wonders ... Pedro has recently witnessed them and can attest to that (although he did miss meeting "me" this trip !!! :rolleyes: )

[OlivePoet]

:rolleyes: Well, I DO intend on going that lil' 'ol thing they call Bonaroo, in 2005!
And your driving with me! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Ooooo....I like that! We need to meet up with Heater!
I'm down :p

[Teonanacatl]

Wellllll ... since Christy just arrived, she can clear it all up !!!

speaking of clearing things up - excuse me.

[thing4377]

oh no that was someone else.

i think it was conversations containing substance president. ask thing4377.

What Up T?....how have you been and how are those kids treatin ya?

Welcome by the way:hug

[OlivePoet]

*sniff*

they'll be so proud...
:lol
I totally am!
I'm glad I saved the last 40 mins of my quota time for this :p

[Teonanacatl]

What Up T?....how have you been and how are those kids treatin ya?

Welcome by the way:hug
i am good and the kids are good, too, thanks.

[thing4377]

I am here what is up Ms Noella!!!!

[Red_41]

Rodents of Unusual Size!
Inconceivable!
Stop it, I mean it! .... Anybody want a peanut!

He's mostly dead ... mostly dead means he's slightly alive ... with all dead all you can do is go through their pockets for loose change!

:bounce
DAMN ... I missed my 3/4 whore post!!!! ... I think this was it ... rather pleased about the content though!

[Teonanacatl]

I'm curious man. You came into to thread talking some nasty, perverse stuff, and didn't stop until Alison IMed you and asked you not to. Why are you suddenly seeking substance?
i'm curious also about how it is that you feel free to post anything you want to anyone any time you feel like it, but you characterize my posts in some negative way?

[Teonanacatl]

or did you think that when i said "clearing things up" it would have something to do with pooping?

[Red_41]

I am here what is up Ms Noella!!!!It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

[OlivePoet]

Really, me too!
Never even kissed a chick but it's so much fun to pretend.
It will be funny when pussy palooza happens and all the 'ROC's show up and we aren't wearing stiletto's, don't have whips,handcuffs, or vibrators (ok I take the last part back) and we don't attack each other when we see each other.
Sorry to ruin the facade peeps.:hug
Well screw you guys. I'm not going.







:lol

[OlivePoet]

FS: 1 PussyPalooza Ticket
:lol :lol :lol :lol

[thing4377]

UH-OH.....Red where you at?

[OlivePoet]

i don't have time to respond to all my backreading like Heater does ;)
but i just wanna say i love you guys and Pedrobaby... i had a dream about you the other night :evil
Apparently I'm just a huge loser. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Mama, I just want to say that THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!


You and Heater are deserting us!!!

Waaaa Waaaaa Waaaaaaa!!!!
**runs out of thread crying**
:lol :hug

[OlivePoet]

Heater now has AIM at work y'all so give her some love - DancingHeaters
I almost forgot she just emailed me
:hug Thanks for the head's up. :p

[OlivePoet]

isn't this SO heater???
:lol
http://www.blackjackinc.com/ProductImages/ihb/buttons/ihb_2inbutton_kisspooper_b.jpg
I totally need one! :lol

[Teonanacatl]

hey i have to go. you can reply when you get around to it, if you want. i'm just curious. not trying to bring anyone down.

[Teonanacatl]

see you all next time.

[OlivePoet]

Well except for me....lol

how are you sweetie? did you get my text earlier?

I haven't checked my phone yet!

[Red_41]

i'm curious also about how it is that you feel free to post anything you want to anyone any time you feel like it, but you characterize my posts in some negative way?
Com'on Teon ... LET IT GO ALREADY ... You're analyzing too much ... just relax ... join me in this glass of excellent Shiraz that I'm savouring. The day is over and it's time to RELAX and enjoy the company of new friends!

[MAM2STEPN]

Is everybody still here or did I miss you guys again?:(

[OlivePoet]

Heater !!!! :bounce :bounce :bounce

How ya doin baby?


Christy!!! :bounce :bounce :bounce


I'm missed you ladies!
Hi! :hug
I'm great! Almost ready to go home. Yourself?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[thing4377]

It's all good "Christy Thingie" ... *pats Christy's growing tummy" ... how ya doin' you sweet mama you? ... feelin' OK? :angel

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?

[OlivePoet]

i'm curious also about how it is that you feel free to post anything you want to anyone any time you feel like it, but you characterize my posts in some negative way?
I post anything because it's a chat forum, and that's how a lot of us do it. I don't have time to sit here all day, but I like to respond to everyone.
Your first posts were pretty negative; very creepy I thought (and so did others, I believe they spoke up as well.) I'm digging on you more now, and I didn't mean to sound offensive.

[OlivePoet]

**baby taps you back**

I am doin ok love, just get real tired real quick...tired of workin but would be more tired if I stayed at home all day!! (really lazy):lol

How are you doin dear?
7 of the same posts! This may be a record. :lol

[Red_41]

Hi! :hug
I'm great! Almost ready to go home. Yourself?
I'm enjoying some excellent red wine (Banrock Station Australian Shiraz) ... OK, how many times have I mentioned that I'm drinking so far? ... :o ... It's been awhile and I need to destress people!






HI MARY ANN !!!!! :bounce :bounce :hug :hug






I'm about ready to give up on Teon ... I've tried dudes but it's an uphill battle!!! :BANG

[thing4377]

7 of the same posts! This may be a record. :lol

I told ya'll my computer was a piece!!! It does its on crazy thing!!!:lol


Sorry Folks!!!!

[OlivePoet]

I'm enjoying some excellent red wine (Banrock Station Australian Shiraz) ... OK, how many times have I mentioned that I'm drinking so far? ... :o ... It's been awhile and I need to destress people!

HI MARY ANN !!!!! :bounce :bounce

I'm about ready to give up on Teon ... I've tried dudes but it's an uphill battle!!! :BANG
Shiraz is one my favorite types of wine. :p
I know, I don't know what's up with Teon. I kinda feel like he's a troll, but not quite. He's a bit too well spoken to just waste his time like that.

[MAM2STEPN]

How ya doing Noella? Is work stressing you out? At least tomorrow is friday!:)

[thing4377]

I'm enjoying some excellent red wine (Banrock Station Australian Shiraz) ... OK, how many times have I mentioned that I'm drinking so far? ... :o ... It's been awhile and I need to destress people!






HI MARY ANN !!!!! :bounce :bounce :hug :hug






I'm about ready to give up on Teon ... I've tried dudes but it's an uphill battle!!! :BANG


I told ya!!!!!!:lol

[OlivePoet]

I told ya'll my computer was a piece!!! It does its on crazy thing!!!:lol


Sorry Folks!!!!
:lol No worries! It upped your post count. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I thought that was C.U.N.T. But I forget what "that" stands for ... Com'on ... what's C.C.C.P. ... You can tell us ... We're all friends here! :angel (cute cartoon angel posted to demonstrate affection and reassurance) ... :D (cartoon grin shown to acknowledge obvious sarcasm)
:D

Coalition of Users Needing Threads with Substance

:lol

[OlivePoet]

5,300 posts!

And I'm outta here! :hug
See ya'll when I get home!

[thing4377]

:lol No worries! It upped your post count. ;)

my sneaky plan worked and no one even caught on!!!!:lol

[OlivePoet]

:D

Coalition of Users Needing Threads with Substance

:lol
:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol No worries! It upped your post count. ;)That's a good one Heater :lol

[Red_41]

How ya doing Noella? Is work stressing you out? At least tomorrow is friday!:)
Work has actually been excellent this week ... busy ... but excellent ... I think I'm dealing with "latent post-breakup issues" .... I got my Pussy Posse though so I'm feelin' strong :hug *flexes pussy muscles* ... a little tipsy ... but strong! :D ... By the way ... It's almost 7 pm here so I'm entitled!

[OklahomaMama]

*drags weary ass into thread*

hey, peeps......

[Beefsteak1138]

*drags weary ass into thread*

hey, peeps......
Hey Mama

[Red_41]

:D

Coalition of Users Needing Threads with Substance

:lol
Sean baby! ... You big hunk o' love ... I'm drinkin' wine ... ya wanna come and take advantage of me? :evil *she says as a ploy cause she KNOWS what she wants ... and it's RED MEAT*

[MAM2STEPN]

Work has actually been excellent this week ... busy ... but excellent ... I think I'm dealing with "latent post-breakup issues" .... I got my Pussy Posse though so I'm feelin' strong :hug *flexes pussy muscles* ... a little tipsy ... but strong! :D ... By the way ... It's almost 7 pm here so I'm entitled!Sorry to hear about your breakup:( Just keep on flexing those muscles for the next boyfriend:D Do you plan to drink that whole bottle by yourself or are you gonna share?:p

[Red_41]

[/b]


I told ya!!!!!!:lol
I know DAMN IT! ... I just hate to give up on people !!! *Canadian Maritimers are notorous for trying to find the good in folks* :BANG

[thing4377]

*drags weary ass into thread*

hey, peeps......
:hug :hug Hey Mama!!! Still not feeling real well? I hope you get to feelin better soon!!!

[MAM2STEPN]

*drags weary ass into thread*

hey, peeps......Hey Mama!! You have a long day too? Maybe we can get Noella to share her wine:p

[Beefsteak1138]

Sean baby! ... You big hunk o' love ... I'm drinkin' wine ... ya wanna come and take advantage of me? :evil *she says as a ploy cause she KNOWS what she wants ... and it's RED MEAT*
Red wine, my favorite.

How do you take your meat....Raw????

[Red_41]

Hey Mama!! You have a long day too? Maybe we can get Noella to share her wine:p
There's plenty ... I purchased several excellent bottles tonite!!!

[Red_41]

Sorry folks ...
i'm talkin to Brenda on the phone ... THIS IS SO COOL !!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Sorry folks ...
i'm talkin to Brenda on the phone ... THIS IS SO COOL !!!
Tell her Beefy says "hi!!"

[MAM2STEPN]

There's plenty ... I purchased several excellent bottles tonite!!!Woo Hoo!!!:bounce :bounce Wer're gonna get drunk tonight!!:p

[MAM2STEPN]

Sorry folks ...
i'm talkin to Brenda on the phone ... THIS IS SO COOL !!!Tell her I said hi!:bounce

[thing4377]

Well peoples!! I am about to get outta here!!!!! All of you have a great night I will talk to you all tomorrow!!! {{{hugs}}}

[thing4377]

Aw hell, I need to at least get to 800 before I leave!!!! Damnit....I may be here a few more minutes...lol

[Red_41]

Brenda says hi!

[MAM2STEPN]

Well peoples!! I am about to get outta here!!!!! All of you have a great night I will talk to you all tomorrow!!! {{{hugs}}}Big hug to you and baby!!:hug

[thing4377]

Big hug to you and baby!!:hug
Baby read that cuz he is huggin back:hug :angel and you know I am huggin back!!:hug

[thing4377]

3 more folks!!! Where is everybody at....I don't want to sit here and talk to myself.....lol but I will if I have to!!!!! LMAO

[OlivePoet]

That's a good one Heater :lol
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds me funny. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

3 more folks!!! Where is everybody at....I don't want to sit here and talk to myself.....lol but I will if I have to!!!!! LMAO
I'm here, but I do often enjoy talking to myself. It usually leads to other solitary activities.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds me funny. :lol
I find you funny looking.

;)

[MAM2STEPN]

Am I antisocial for dreading the potluck at work tomorrow? Our office manager which I can't stand, actually everyone hates her she's a total BITCH has come up with a novel idea of having one every month:BANG I'm sick of these!!

[MAM2STEPN]

I'm here, but I do often enjoy talking to myself. It usually leads to other solitary activities.:monkey :monkey :monkey :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

Am I antisocial for dreading the potluck at work tomorrow? Our office manager which I can't stand, actually everyone hates her she's a total BITCH has come up with a novel idea of having one every month:BANG I'm sick of these!!
Pretend like you're being friendly and give her a drink.



And by drink I mean a swift kick to the crotch.

[MAM2STEPN]

Pretend like you're being friendly and give her a drink.



And by drink I mean a swift kick to the crotch.I knew I'd get good advice!!:bounce :bounce

[OlivePoet]

I find you funny looking.

;)
Yay! :bounce

[il bacio dolce]

Guys... my boyfriend gets back his phone bill... it lists all the calls made, but the charges listed for each and every one read 00.00. How the fuck do we have a $100+ phone bill when there were no charges! They're all listed Included, yet they obviously were not. Then there were text messages I do know I sent, and I can't pay for them because I don't know how many I sent. So I was all ready to write Matt a check and I couldn't make heads or tails of the bill. I did see the number I called... the first few days of November I started to call the person. It doesn't list a charge for any of them so how do I know what they add up to?

[OlivePoet]

Pretend like you're being friendly and give her a drink.



And by drink I mean a swift kick to the crotch.
Man, I find YOU funny! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

Guys... my boyfriend gets back his phone bill... it lists all the calls made, but the charges listed for each and every one read 00.00. How the fuck do we have a $100+ phone bill when there were no charges! They're all listed Included, yet they obviously were not. Then there were text messages I do know I sent, and I can't pay for them because I don't know how many I sent. So I was all ready to write Matt a check and I couldn't make heads or tails of the bill. I did see the number I called... the first few days of November I started to call the person. It doesn't list a charge for any of them so how do I know what they add up to?
Here's my answer of the day, or the "answer del dia" if you prefer:

Go to the phone company, walk up to a customer service rep and give him/her a swift kick to the crotch.

[OlivePoet]

Guys... my boyfriend gets back his phone bill... it lists all the calls made, but the charges listed for each and every one read 00.00. How the fuck do we have a $100+ phone bill when there were no charges! They're all listed Included, yet they obviously were not. Then there were text messages I do know I sent, and I can't pay for them because I don't know how many I sent. So I was all ready to write Matt a check and I couldn't make heads or tails of the bill. I did see the number I called... the first few days of November I started to call the person. It doesn't list a charge for any of them so how do I know what they add up to?
Call your service provider.

[OlivePoet]

Here's my answer of the day, or the "answer del dia" if you prefer:

Go to the phone company, walk up to a customer service rep and give him/her a swift kick to the crotch.
:lol :lol :lol
Forget my advice. Go with this. :thumbsup

[Red_41]

Heeeeeaaaaattteeeerrrrrr !!!!! :bounce :bounce :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Am I antisocial for dreading the potluck at work tomorrow? Our office manager which I can't stand, actually everyone hates her she's a total BITCH has come up with a novel idea of having one every month:BANG I'm sick of these!!they're pulling that @ my job too.... it used to be once a quarter, which was fine but now! jeez, i don't cook for Pat anymore, how can i justify busting my ass in the kitchen for work???
we had one yesterday & i brought three rotisserie chickens and cranberry sauce from Walmart :thumbsup
last one i bought walmart cookies and laid them out on a pretty platter
shhhh!!!
:lol

know what else i'm wanting to ban? "group" birthdays! if there's a month with more than one person's birthday, they lump us all together at a potluck. now we have a couple of crotchety old bats who never give cards or gifts or donate for funeral flowers so they sit there and eat the lunch and it just gets right up my ass! but i always make sure i do something nice for them, y'know? plus, it makes everyone feel obligated to do something. i have more fucking bubble bath and lotion sets i'm beginning to get a hygiene complex :lol

[Red_41]

they're pulling that @ my job too.... it used to be once a quarter, which was fine but now! jeez, i don't cook for Pat anymore, how can i justify busting my ass in the kitchen for work???
we had one yesterday & i brought three rotisserie chickens and cranberry sauce from Walmart :thumbsup
last one i bought walmart cookies and laid them out on a pretty platter
shhhh!!!
:lol

know what else i'm wanting to ban? "group" birthdays! if there's a month with more than one person's birthday, they lump us all together at a potluck. now we have a couple of crotchety old bats who never give cards or gifts or donate for funeral flowers so they sit there and eat the lunch and it just gets right up my ass! but i always make sure i do something nice for them, y'know? plus, it makes everyone feel obligated to do something. i have more fucking bubble bath and lotion sets i'm beginning to get a hygiene complex :lol
OMG ... I can hear your voice in my head now ... it's freakin' me out ... :lol :lol :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

noella, thank you SO much for calling me!
i was ready to crawl into bed and pass out... our little "high school girl chat" perked me right up.


why, i think even my nipples are perky now! :lol
*twirls hair and snaps bubble gum*
:D

[MAM2STEPN]

Here's my answer of the day, or the "answer del dia" if you prefer:

Go to the phone company, walk up to a customer service rep and give him/her a swift kick to the crotch.Is that your advice for everything?:lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

OMG ... I can hear your voice in my head now ... it's freakin' me out ... :lol :lol :lol :lol:lol fuck you! :lol


MWAAAH!

[OklahomaMama]

Is that your advice for everything?:lol :lol:hug hi mary ann! :hug

i still feel shitty physically but my spirits are so much better now.
you girls and guys rock my socks
:)

[Red_41]

noella, thank you SO much for calling me!
i was ready to crawl into bed and pass out... our little "high school girl chat" perked me right up.


why, i think even my nipples are perky now! :lol
*twirls hair and snaps bubble gum*
:D
THE VOICE ... THE VOICE ... that charming Okie twang ... wheeeeeeee :multi

[Beefsteak1138]

My office does it right....Potlucks only on holidays, a card on your birthday signed by your fellow co-workers and maybe a small gift card. Oh yeah, and the potlucks always include BEER!!!

[OklahomaMama]

THE VOICE ... THE VOICE ... that charming Okie twang ... wheeeeeeee :multi:lol
did she tell you guys the first thing she said?
:lol
she asked if i knew who it was then launched into Bob & Doug Mckenzie's signature "ka roo ka koo ka roo ka koooo"
:rolleyes:

boy, canadian pussy is wierd!
;)

[MAM2STEPN]

they're pulling that @ my job too.... it used to be once a quarter, which was fine but now! jeez, i don't cook for Pat anymore, how can i justify busting my ass in the kitchen for work???
we had one yesterday & i brought three rotisserie chickens and cranberry sauce from Walmart :thumbsup
last one i bought walmart cookies and laid them out on a pretty platter
shhhh!!!
:lol

know what else i'm wanting to ban? "group" birthdays! if there's a month with more than one person's birthday, they lump us all together at a potluck. now we have a couple of crotchety old bats who never give cards or gifts or donate for funeral flowers so they sit there and eat the lunch and it just gets right up my ass! but i always make sure i do something nice for them, y'know? plus, it makes everyone feel obligated to do something. i have more fucking bubble bath and lotion sets i'm beginning to get a hygiene complex :lolYour Walmart sells rotisserie chicken? What a classy joint! I agree the whole thing should be :banned

[OklahomaMama]

My office does it right....Potlucks only on holidays, a card on your birthday signed by your fellow co-workers and maybe a small gift card. Oh yeah, and the potlucks always include BEER!!!that's a good way to do it... especially the beer part :thumbsup
the federal gov'mint frowns on any alcoholic frivolity

fuckers! :violent

[il bacio dolce]

Call your service provider.
So I can spend two hours on hold, only to finally speak with somebody who has no fucking clue!!!!!

[Red_41]

:lol
did she tell you guys the first thing she said?
:lol
she asked if i knew who it was then launched into Bob & Doug Mckenzie's signature "ka roo ka koo ka roo ka koooo"
:rolleyes:

boy, canadian pussy is wierd!
;)
Yah ... weird and wonderful n'shit !!! :lol

OK folks ... I'm "fixin' to get somethin to eat "yall" ... see ya in a bit K?

:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Your Walmart sells rotisserie chicken? What a classy joint! I agree the whole thing should be :bannedthey're surprisingly good and i think i only paid $6.00 apiece... whole roasted chickens, lemon pepper or "traditional"
hell, i see a lot of those suckers for dinner in my future :)

[MAM2STEPN]

THE VOICE ... THE VOICE ... that charming Okie twang ... wheeeeeeee :multiWait a minute I thought you were not originally from Oklahoma but from Ohio? How do you have a okie accent? I wanna hear Mama's voice too (whine!):(

[Beefsteak1138]

that's a good way to do it... especially the beer part :thumbsup
the federal gov'mint frowns on any alcoholic frivolity

fuckers! :violent
:thumbsup

There's nothing better than seeing a bunch of computer geeks get drunk, then answer tech support phone calls.

Ok, there are a lot of things better than that.....'n shit.

[OklahomaMama]

Yah ... weird and wonderful n'shit !!! :lol

OK folks ... I'm "fixin' to get somethin to eat "yall" ... see ya in a bit K?

:hug'n shit indeed! :lol
yeah, i took my drugs but still haven't eaten.. i better do that eating thing too ;)

[gypsie]

Hi!:hug
Time for back reading
see ya in a few!!!!

[MAM2STEPN]

My office does it right....Potlucks only on holidays, a card on your birthday signed by your fellow co-workers and maybe a small gift card. Oh yeah, and the potlucks always include BEER!!!You get beer, I want to work with you!!:p Happy hour!!!:bounce :bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

You get beer, I want to work with you!!:p Happy hour!!!:bounce :bounce
Its always happy hour in my pants.

[OklahomaMama]

Wait a minute I thought you were not originally from Oklahoma but from Ohio? How do you have a okie accent? I wanna hear Mama's voice too (whine!):(yeah, um... folks from ohio are like voice shape shifters :lol
we have no "good" accent of our own so we assimilate and adapt others where ever we go :rolleyes:
i've lived here since 85... that okie shit tends to rub off on ya

PM me your phone number... i'll call you! :D

[OklahomaMama]

Its always happy hour in my pants.:lol
woooo! party in Beef's jeans, baby!
:bounce :bounce :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol
did she tell you guys the first thing she said?
:lol
she asked if i knew who it was then launched into Bob & Doug Mckenzie's signature "ka roo ka koo ka roo ka koooo"
:rolleyes:

boy, canadian pussy is wierd!
;)But you gotta love her! By the way we are all weird in our own little weird way:D

[OklahomaMama]

Hi!:hug
Time for back reading
see ya in a few!!!!hey, yoga pussy! :D
:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah, um... folks from ohio are like voice shape shifters :lol
we have no "good" accent of our own so we assimilate and adapt others where ever we go :rolleyes:
i've lived here since 85... that okie shit tends to rub off on ya

PM me your phone number... i'll call you! :D
Here's mine, I don't care if everyone sees it:

800-ASK-4ASS

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, yoga pussy! :D
:hug
mmmmmmmmmm....yoga pussy......flexible.

[OklahomaMama]

But you gotta love her! By the way we are all weird in our own little weird way:Das my beloved Red Hot Chili Peppers say
"Nobody Wierd Like Me!"
:lol
that could be my theme song ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
woooo! party in Beef's jeans, baby!
:bounce :bounce :bounce
Cum one, cum all.

[OklahomaMama]

Here's mine, I don't care if everyone sees it:

800-ASK-4ASS*grabs phone and starts dialing*


heyyyyy!!!!! :(


bastard! :violent
;)

[OklahomaMama]

Cum one, cum all.:lol
you're such a naughty boy!

you should be punished!!
but knowing how much you would enjoy it, a more fitting punishment is to WITHHOLD the punishment... HA! lol

[gypsie]

Ya you are! ... Me and Chelsie ... Founders of the Pedro Posse!

So our first AGM (annual general meeting) ... will be in Miami? ... Who'll draw up the agenda? :evil

*jumps out of chair waves hand spastically*
I wanna join! I wanna join!
Can I, huh?! PLEEEEEAAAAASE!:bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

yeah, um... folks from ohio are like voice shape shifters :lol
we have no "good" accent of our own so we assimilate and adapt others where ever we go :rolleyes:
i've lived here since 85... that okie shit tends to rub off on ya

PM me your phone number... i'll call you! :DWoo Hoo Mama's gonna call me!!!!!!:bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol
you're such a naughty boy!

you should be punished!!
but knowing how much you would enjoy it, a more fitting punishment is to WITHHOLD the punishment... HA! lolTime to bring that whip out again:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

*jumps out of chair waves hand spastically*
I wanna join! I wanna join!
Can I, huh?! PLEEEEEAAAAASE!:bounce
You can join the Beef Brigade.

[Beefsteak1138]

Time to bring that whip out again:evil
Its about time...I've been waiting in anticipation.

[gypsie]

Well screw you guys. I'm not going.


:lol
:( :hug
Please!!!:angel Please come with us we will still have fun.
And who knows what state of mind we may end up in :evil

[gypsie]

Apparently I'm just a huge loser. :lolBut at least you are funny!!!;)

[OklahomaMama]

mary annnnn!
i can't call you without your nuuuumber.....
:p

and i wanna be in the Beef Brigade! :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

mary annnnn!
i can't call you without your nuuuumber.....
:p

and i wanna be in the Beef Brigade! :bounceI just PM'd it!! I'm still at work though! Don't forget I'm 2 hrs behind you.

[gypsie]

Work has actually been excellent this week ... busy ... but excellent ... I think I'm dealing with "latent post-breakup issues" .... I got my Pussy Posse though so I'm feelin' strong :hug *flexes pussy muscles* ... a little tipsy ... but strong! :D ... By the way ... It's almost 7 pm here so I'm entitled!

Please where I live if you aren't tipsy at leaast by 9 in the morning you are strange.
What's taken you so long?! It's already dark out!:)

[OklahomaMama]

I just PM'd it!! I'm still at work though! Don't forget I'm 2 hrs behind you.:lol
omigod!
i didn't read this and the lady that answered your phone must think i'm a complete idiot! :lol

please extend my apologies!
:o

[Beefsteak1138]

mary annnnn!
i can't call you without your nuuuumber.....
:p

and i wanna be in the Beef Brigade! :bounce
You have to go through the initiation/hazing first.

[gypsie]

:lol

boy, canadian pussy is wierd!
;)
But good!

Now I want to call everyone so I can put a voice with the words.

:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

So I can spend two hours on hold, only to finally speak with somebody who has no fucking clue!!!!!
Just keep asking for the manager, hand them their head, and you'll get whatever you want - I am really good at not getting stepped on if you need any tips you know where I'm at.

[gypsie]

hey, yoga pussy! :D
:hug
Hey Mama!
I hope you are feeling a little better!
Call me call me!!:bounce
I've never heard an Okie accent (ok I have but I've never heard yours)

[gypsie]

mmmmmmmmmm....yoga pussy......flexible.
It's true!
Don't you remember?:evil

[gypsie]

You can join the Beef Brigade.
Well:rolleyes:

It would be more convienant.

[gypsie]

:lol:lol
omigod!
i didn't read this and the lady that answered your phone must think i'm a complete idiot! :lol

please extend my apologies!
:o

:lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You have to go through the initiation/hazing first.what is this hazing/initiation thing you speak of?
does it involve grape jelly?

cuz i think we've already done THAT! ;)

[gypsie]

Ok I am done!

Phew! that was tiring especially.

Has everyone left now? :confused:

[OklahomaMama]

umkay, i've talked to mary ann & noella...
now i'm calling YOU, kellie! :D

pat is gonna shit a brick sideways when he sees the phone bill! :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol
omigod!
i didn't read this and the lady that answered your phone must think i'm a complete idiot! :lol

please extend my apologies!
:o:bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce I got a phone call from Mama!!!!!!

[gypsie]

I'm talking Mama right now!!!:bounce :bounce :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

umkay, i've talked to mary ann & noella...
now i'm calling YOU, kellie! :D

pat is gonna shit a brick sideways when he sees the phone bill! :lolI love Mama's cute okie accent!!!:bounce :bounce :bounce

[gypsie]

I love Mama's cute okie accent!!!:bounce :bounce :bounce
I love Brenda even more!!
She is so sweet!:bounce

Ok we need to have a pre pussy palooza!
Let's plan now!!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

It's true!
Don't you remember?:evil
Of course, how could I forget.

[Beefsteak1138]

what is this hazing/initiation thing you speak of?
does it involve grape jelly?

cuz i think we've already done THAT! ;)
Damn, you're right...You are now officially a member of the Beef Brigade. I'm not sure what that entails, but I'm sure its a good thing.

[gypsie]

Of course, how could I forget.

Nice save!!!!

How are you tonight

*licks whip cream off finger giving Beef the come hither look*

[Beefsteak1138]

Nice save!!!!

How are you tonight

*licks whip cream off finger giving Beef the come hither look*
I'm all good in the hood.

Hey, save some of that whip cream for me.

[gypsie]

I'm all good in the hood.

Hey, save some of that whip cream for me.

Please why do you think I have it out?:evil

*slides robe off of one shoulder*

I'm ready for my initiation

[System]

Please why do you think I have it out?:evil

*slides robe off of one shoulder*

I'm ready for my initiation


damn what did i walk in on...time for me to go again

[Beefsteak1138]

Please why do you think I have it out?:evil

*slides robe off of one shoulder*

I'm ready for my initiation
For your initiation, you have to find creative uses for the following:

A cordless phone
A nine iron
and a jar of peanut butter, chunky style.

*or you can just get nekkid and talk dirty...your choice.

[gypsie]

damn what did i walk in on...time for me to go again
you can stay.
I like an audience;)

[gypsie]

For your initiation, you have to find creative uses for the following:

A cordless phone
A nine iron
and a jar of peanut butter, chunky style.

*or you can just get nekkid and talk dirty...your choice.
How bout you get naked I'll take care of the rest

[Beefsteak1138]

How bout you get naked I'll take care of the rest
*drops trou *

*waits in anticipation *

*runs from security guards in my office building *

*kicks them swiftly in the crotch *

Ok, I'm ready now.

[gypsie]

*drops trou *

*waits in anticipation *

*runs from security guards in my office building *

*kicks them swiftly in the crotch *

Ok, I'm ready now.
*lets robe slide off shoulders to the ground*

*hands Beef the whip cream*

I am ready

[JustinRIT]

This is my last night of college.

The "oh shit, I'm leaving for good" just hit me.

And what's worse is all of my friends are all over creation, and not here to celebrate or anything.

I think I'm gonna cry :(

[Beefsteak1138]

*lets robe slide off shoulders to the ground*

*hands Beef the whip cream*

I am ready
I'm not a selfish man. For your initiation, you must make Justin feel better.

The real fun starts once you're in the Brigade.

[gypsie]

This is my last night of college.

The "oh shit, I'm leaving for good" just hit me.

And what's worse is all of my friends are all over creation, and not here to celebrate or anything.

I think I'm gonna cry :(

That is awesome! You are finished with college!
Congratulations for getting through it!
Try to think of this as the beginning of a new adventure.
Try not to focus on the negative so much.
You are going to be fine :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

This is my last night of college.

The "oh shit, I'm leaving for good" just hit me.

And what's worse is all of my friends are all over creation, and not here to celebrate or anything.

I think I'm gonna cry :(
Sorry dewd. Grab a beer and hang out a while.

[gypsie]

I'm not a selfish man. For your initiation, you must make Justin feel better.

The real fun starts once you're in the Brigade.
WTF?!?!

I get the whip cream out for nothing?:devil
I get all naked for nothing!!!

What's the matter, scared?

[Beefsteak1138]

WTF?!?!

I get the whip cream out for nothing?:devil
I get all naked for nothing!!!

What's the matter, scared?
Never, my Culpeper Princess....just trying to share the love.

[gypsie]

Never, my Culpeper Princess....just trying to share the love.

Wouldn't that be my decision?
you just want to eat chocolate chip cherry cookies off my stomach
Mr. Smooth Talker

By the way that is an option

[DMBfan41]

whats goin on everybody?

[gypsie]

whats goin on everybody?
I was left hangin'

as you can see I can clear a thread!:lol

[DMBfan41]

I was left hangin'

as you can see I can clear a thread!:lol

well, am i enough man for you?

[gypsie]

well, am i enough man for you?
I guess we shall see

*bad 70's porn music begns*

[DMBfan41]

I guess we shall see

*bad 70's porn music begns*

Yeeeeah, i love that bass line

[Beefsteak1138]

Wouldn't that be my decision?
you just want to eat chocolate chip cherry cookies off my stomach
Mr. Smooth Talker

By the way that is an option
yeah, I guess so since I don't have the title of Registered PIMP, but I figured you'd be willing (we all know you're able).

I love chocolate chip cookies. Hey, there's a trail of cookies leading down to your.....

[gypsie]

yeah, I guess so since I don't have the title of Registered PIMP, but I figured you'd be willing (we all know you're able).

I love chocolate chip cookies. Hey, there's a trail of cookies leading down to your.....
I work for myself!
Maybe for Christmas I will send a package of my special cookies to all of my special ant friends and naked yoga pictures;)

[gypsie]

I love chocolate chip cookies. Hey, there's a trail of cookies leading down to your.....
Opps!;)

like that's not intentional

[Beefsteak1138]

Opps!;)

like that's not intentional
Thats what I call a happy trail.

[Beefsteak1138]

I work for myself!
Maybe for Christmas I will send a package of my special cookies to all of my special ant friends and naked yoga pictures;)
mmmm.....cookies
mmmm.....naked yoga pics.

[gypsie]

mmmm.....cookies
mmmm.....naked yoga pics.
Yeah you'll love 'em










































I make great cookies ;)

[PedroPSK]

Morning everyone!
Wow...Looks Like I'm the first post for the day on the new server!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce we're back! YaaaaaaY!

[PedroPSK]

and I was the first post for the day!!! YAY me!!! :D

[OklahomaMama]

definitely YAY Pedro! :D

*sorry, no dreams about ya last night, buddy ;)

[System]

definitely YAY Pedro! :D

*sorry, no dreams about ya last night, buddy ;)


how bout me, dream of me?

[System]

I work for myself!
Maybe for Christmas I will send a package of my special cookies to all of my special ant friends and naked yoga pictures;)


sign me up for this one

[PedroPSK]

ok everyone....I gotta do some work this morning. I'll try to jump on later today. See ya!

[OklahomaMama]

how bout me, dream of me?i dream about you when i'm awake, baby ;)



that was a good one, huh? :p

[OklahomaMama]

ok everyone....I gotta do some work this morning. I'll try to jump on later today. See ya!heh heh... Pedro said "jump on"
:lol

[dpresti]

hey friends, wish me luck, i got a presentation at ten! i'm all dressed up and ready to go! i'll let ya'll know how i did! ::peace!::

[OklahomaMama]

hey friends, wish me luck, i got a presentation at ten! i'm all dressed up and ready to go! i'll let ya'll know how i did! ::peace!:::hug
good luck, sweetie!

derek, derek he's our man!
if he can't do it
NO ONE can!
wooooo!!!
:bounce

[StumpyErin]

holla.

[dpresti]

Lmao

[dukelax2589]

Mostly possitive but there are times where I have to be negative....

[OklahomaMama]

Mostly possitive but there are times where I have to be negative....hello & welcome! :)
in case you haven't backread much, this thread is a place where we encourage, cheer on and talk smut to each other ;)
you're more than welcome to hang out here with us
:)

[System]

i dream about you when i'm awake, baby ;)



that was a good one, huh? :p



nice :D :monkey

[OklahomaMama]

nice :D :monkeyi thought it was clever :rolleyes:
how you doin today, babycakes?
:hug

[System]

i thought it was clever :rolleyes:
how you doin today, babycakes?
:hug


good, getting ready to go home for the day...


how sick is that...huh?

[OklahomaMama]

good, getting ready to go home for the day...


how sick is that...huh?if i didn't love you, i'd hate you!
:lol

[System]

if i didn't love you, i'd hate you!
:lol




mmm, nothing sweeter than a mama's love

[gypsie]

*runs in with open arms, a tear in eyes*

I missed you all!
My coffee wasn't the same

ok I am a loser I need to get a hobby:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

good, getting ready to go home for the day...


how sick is that...huh?
Are you *cough* sick?

Come here I'll take care of you.:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey guys and gals!!

I'm babysitting my 2 year old nephew today...he has a message for you:

jgjjkgjmkmb vkbv kc c llv ,l,c l.

[OklahomaMama]

kellliiieee! i know, my coffee sucked ass without you & noella today! :(

hi, beefybaby! tell your nephew i said hello :)

[gypsie]

Hey guys and gals!!

I'm babysitting my 2 year old nephew today...he has a message for you:

jgjjkgjmkmb vkbv kc c llv ,l,c l.
Thanks for leaving me hanging last night.
I had to take things into my own hands.

By that I mean I ate all of the cookies and whip cream - naked

[Bull_11]

Damn...I thought the boards would be down all day.

I'm going to try to gain my composure now after having broken out in a cold sweat earlier this morning. I thought I was actually going to have to work today!

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks for leaving me hanging last night.
I had to take things into my own hands.

By that I mean I ate all of the cookies and whip cream - naked
Yeah, well Ants took a dump. What are you gonna do?

btw, cookies and whip cream are good for breakfast too.

[gypsie]

kellliiieee! i know, my coffee sucked ass without you & noella today! :(

hi, beefybaby! tell your nephew i said hello :)
I know mine sucked too.
I had to get an early start, was in the shower by 6 - it was just not right!

[gypsie]

Damn...I thought the boards would be down all day.

I'm going to try to gain my composure now after having broken out in a cold sweat earlier this morning. I thought I was actually going to have to work today!
It's ok we are all here and slacking like we should be

*gives Brian a big hug gently checks to make sure the boys are ok*

[gypsie]

Yeah, well Ants took a dump. What are you gonna do?

btw, cookies and whip cream are good for breakfast too.

Ouch!

Tell me something I don't already know

[Beefsteak1138]

Speaking of taking a dump......diaper change time. Be back later.

[gypsie]

See y'all later

Off to my life as domestic goddess and culpeper princess

Iwill be missing you all:hug

[OklahomaMama]

i had so much fun talking to Noella & Mary Ann & Kellie last night!
[/random outburst]
:lol

[Bull_11]

Never, my Culpeper Princess....just trying to share the love.
I see you've been taking notes! Nice Beef, nice! You'll earn your title of "Registered PIMP" soon enough!

[Beefsteak1138]

I see you've been taking notes! Nice Beef, nice! You'll earn your title of "Registered PIMP" soon enough!
Hey dude...

I saw the Junks this weekend at the 'skins game. We had club level seats, it rocked except for the fact the game suck ass.

[Bull_11]

It's ok we are all here and slacking like we should be

*gives Brian a big hug gently checks to make sure the boys are ok*
Nice...thanks Kell!

And the homies are chillin' today! Thanks for checking.

[thing4377]

Goodmornin!!!

[Bull_11]

Hey dude...

I saw the Junks this weekend at the 'skins game. We had club level seats, it rocked except for the fact the game suck ass.
Where did you see those donkeys...in at the game or outside at their tailgate before the game?

I'm a Skins fan myself, so I know all too well how the games have been sucking this year. I'm kind of glad I moved out of Skins territory so I don't have to sit and watch them get blasted week-in and week-out anymore. The past few years have been brutal. Instead I get to see the Eagles kick the crap out of everyone. That hurts just as much, I think!

[Bull_11]

Goodmornin!!!
;) Good mornin' to ya, matey!

[thing4377]

;) Good mornin' to ya, matey!
And top of the mornin to you Mate!!:p How are ya?





:bounce LOOK BRIAN!!!!! YOUR # 800 FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:multi :multi

[OklahomaMama]

Brian & Thingie are here!
:bounce

[gypsie]

i had so much fun talking to Noella & Mary Ann & Kellie last night!
[/random outburst]
:lol

We need to figure out 3 way calling 3 way iming - anything that can be 3 way we need to figure out:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

Where did you see those donkeys...in at the game or outside at their tailgate before the game?

I'm a Skins fan myself, so I know all too well how the games have been sucking this year. I'm kind of glad I moved out of Skins territory so I don't have to sit and watch them get blasted week-in and week-out anymore. The past few years have been brutal. Instead I get to see the Eagles kick the crap out of everyone. That hurts just as much, I think!
I saw them doing their pre-show broadcast. Every year I have hope for the skins, and every year I seem to be let down, oh well, maybe next year.

[Bull_11]

And top of the mornin to you Mate!!:p How are ya?
Doing good, Christy! How are things down south?

[OklahomaMama]

We need to figure out 3 way calling 3 way iming - anything that can be 3 way we need to figure out:bounce3 way calling is hilarious... last time me & Ali & Heater had a girl on girl on girl convo we were all talking at once then there was this deafening silence & we cracked up :p

[Bull_11]

And top of the mornin to you Mate!!:p How are ya?





:bounce LOOK BRIAN!!!!! YOUR # 800 FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:multi :multi
I am truly honored to be your 800th, Christy!

[thing4377]

Brian & Thingie are here!
:bounce

Goodmornin Mama!!! Are you feeling any better?:angel I have been missin you!:hug

[Bull_11]

Brian & Thingie are here!
:bounce
Mama!! I heard you had some phone phun, last night!?

[thing4377]

I am truly honored to be your 800th, Christy!

I am just sad that you weren't my first!!:lol


Oh well....800 is still a good WHOLE #:p

[OklahomaMama]

my left arm is getting weaker & that's got me a little freaked out :(

but, hey! i'm getting REALLY good @ one armed typing... can't never tell when that will come in handy :evil

yeah, brian! we had a blast yakking on the phone :lol
Christy, you're next!

[Bull_11]

Brian & Thingie are here!
:bounce
Christy...I thought we were trying to be inconspicuous!!?? Maybe we should stop walking into threads together so early in the morning! JRock and the wife might start catching on!

[thing4377]

Doing good, Christy! How are things down south?

Cold, dreary and rainy! YUK!! :( I am ready for winter though, I just hate the rain when I have to get out in it.....people here don't know how to drive in the rain!! Well people here don't really know how to drive at all!!:lol

[il bacio dolce]

I'm feeling extremely opinionated today. This is bad because, I can't keep it to myself, and when I express it, it comes off very cocky and/or misguided. *shrug*

I want to tutor some of my classmates who are having trouble with concepts that I happen to be pretty good with. I care, I want to help. The problem is, nobody wants to listen to someone who acts as if they are always right. I am not always right and don't pretend to be, but I am careful not to make a statement I am not 100% sure of. So my self-assuredness comes through and is misinterpretted as arrogance, and nobody wants my help.

[Red_41]

3 way calling is hilarious... last time me & Ali & Heater had a girl on girl on girl convo we were all talking at once then there was this deafening silence & we cracked up :p
Three way calling, messaging ... we gotta do something .... :bounce

I just about had a kniption when I took a slurp of my coffee and the discovered Ants was down !!! :BANG

Hey everybody !!! (I'm a little hung over this morning) :o

[thing4377]

my left arm is getting weaker & that's got me a little freaked out :(

but, hey! i'm getting REALLY good @ one armed typing... can't never tell when that will come in handy :evil

yeah, brian! we had a blast yakking on the phone :lol
Christy, you're next!
I was beginning to wonder if you were mad at me or something..:( , I talked to Heater and Ali when Ali went to Chicago, but Mama still hasn't called me!!:ugh:

[Bull_11]

Cold, dreary and rainy! YUK!! :( I am ready for winter though, I just hate the rain when I have to get out in it.....people here don't know how to drive in the rain!! Well people here don't really know how to drive at all!!:lol
Damn, sucks that the weather is so crappy in M-town today.

BUT I was talking about a different 'down south'! :evil

[Bull_11]

Three way calling, messaging ... we gotta do something .... :bounce

I just about had a kniption when I took a slurp of my coffee and the discovered Ants was down !!! :BANG

Hey everybody !!! (I'm a little hung over this morning) :o
Hey, Noella! *rubs Noella's ass and give it a hard smack*

That help at all!? :evil

[Red_41]

Hey, Noella! *rubs Noella's ass and give it a hard smack*

That help at all!? :evil
You can cure just about anything can't you Brian *leans up and nibbles and earlobe* ... I needed that baby! .... What else ya got for me? :D

[thing4377]

Damn, sucks that the weather is so crappy in M-town today.

BUT I was talking about a different 'down south'! :evil

:lol you are a bad bad man!! And I LIKE it!!!:lol

[Bull_11]

You can cure just about anything can't you Brian *leans up and nibbles and earlobe* ... I needed that baby! .... What else ya got for me? :D
Let's see, looks like there's still a 9 iron laying around from when Beef brought it in last night. Ohh wait, what's this here in my pocket!!?? ;)

[Bull_11]

:lol you are a bad bad man!! And I LIKE it!!!:lol
You feeling alright today? I was surprised you didn't pick up on that earlier! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:BANG
dammit, i can't find your phone numbers anywhere, Thingie... PM me, eh?
:hug

[Red_41]

Let's see, looks like there's still a 9 iron laying around from when Beef brought it in last night. Ohh wait, what's this here in my pocket!!?? ;)
Nine iron! :ugh: ... I'll definitely take what's behind door No. 2 (aka Bri's pocket)!

Gotta run to a meeting though ... can you "keep it in your pocket" awhile longer?

Maybe Thingie can look after you t'ill I get back (no "maybes about it ... she can do it) :evil

[thing4377]

You feeling alright today? I was surprised you didn't pick up on that earlier! :lol
:lol I told you the weather is crazy, its got me a lil slow today, ya know like slow enuff that I want to be in BED!!:lol

[Bull_11]

Nine iron! :ugh: ... I'll definitely take what's behind door No. 2 (aka Bri's pocket)!

Gotta run to a meeting though ... can you "keep it in your pocket" awhile longer?

Maybe Thingie can look after you t'ill I get back (no "maybes about it ... she can do it) :evil
I can't promise to keep "it" in my pocket till you get back, but I can assure you there will be some left when you return...as long as Thingie doesn't take it all! ;)

Have fun at your meeting!

[thing4377]

Nine iron! :ugh: ... I'll definitely take what's behind door No. 2 (aka Bri's pocket)!

Gotta run to a meeting though ... can you "keep it in your pocket" awhile longer?

Maybe Thingie can look after you t'ill I get back (no "maybes about it ... she can do it) :evil

I got this!!!!:lol

[Bull_11]

:lol I told you the weather is crazy, its got me a lil slow today, ya know like slow enuff that I want to be in BED!!:lol
I thought you'd never ask...let's GO! :evil

[thing4377]

I thought you'd never ask...let's GO! :evil

You devil you!! OK heres the plan...i will call your work and act like your wife and say there is an emergency you must cum home right away and you call mine and do the same thing....k?:lol

[Bull_11]

You devil you!! OK heres the plan...i will call your work and act like your wife and say there is an emergency you must cum home right away and you call mine and do the same thing....k?:lol
"Uhh..yeah...Thingie's boss? Some pipes just burst in Thingie's house. She's going to need to cum home to help me lay some new pipe! It'll probably take a while, as they'll need to be fit properly in a number of different areas. Don't expect her back anytime today and don't be surprised if she shows up tomorrow having difficulties walking.

Thank You."

[OklahomaMama]

"Uhh..yeah...Thingie's boss? Some pipes just burst in Thingie's house. She's going to need to cum home to help me lay some new pipe! It'll probably take a while, as they'll need to be fit properly in a number of different areas. Don't expect her back anytime today and don't be surprised if she shows up tomorrow having difficulties walking.

Thank You.":lol

call my boss call my boss!
:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

"Uhh..yeah...Thingie's boss? Some pipes just burst in Thingie's house. She's going to need to cum home to help me lay some new pipe! It'll probably take a while, as they'll need to be fit properly in a number of different areas. Don't expect her back anytime today and don't be surprised if she shows up tomorrow having difficulties walking.

Thank You."
:lol

Awesome! Damn, you are a Registered PIMP.

[thing4377]

"Uhh..yeah...Thingie's boss? Some pipes just burst in Thingie's house. She's going to need to cum home to help me lay some new pipe! It'll probably take a while, as they'll need to be fit properly in a number of different areas. Don't expect her back anytime today and don't be surprised if she shows up tomorrow having difficulties walking.

Thank You."
:lol :lol :lol

Damn Brian thats perfect!!!!



i crack me up and brian cracks me up!

[Bull_11]

:lol

call my boss call my boss!
:bounce
"Hello...yeah, Mama's boss? We're over here at Thingie's house and there's an extremely LARGE amount of pipe to be laid over here! We're gonna need Mama to get over here ASAP. Her expertise in handling pipe is second to none and there's no chance we'll complete this job appropriately without her help.

Yes, that's right, she will be tied up for the remainder of the day! Ohh, and make sure to have her bring her bag of special pipe rings with her. I think they'll come in handy.

Thanks for your understanding!"

[thing4377]

"Hello...yeah, Mama's boss? We're over here at Thingie's house and there's an extremely LARGE amount of pipe to be laid over here! We're gonna need Mama to get over here ASAP. Her expertise in handling pipe is second to none and there's no chance we'll complete this job appropriately without her help.

Yes, that's right, she will be tied up for the remainder of the day! Ohh, and make sure to have her bring her bag of special pipe rings with her. I think they'll come in handy.

Thanks for your understanding!"

I'm just wondering how many times have you done this beore Brian!!!!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

"Hello...yeah, Mama's boss? We're over here at Thingie's house and there's an extremely LARGE amount of pipe to be laid over here! We're gonna need Mama to get over here ASAP. Her expertise in handling pipe is second to none and there's no chance we'll complete this job appropriately without her help.

Yes, that's right, she will be tied up for the remainder of the day! Ohh, and make sure to have her bring her bag of special pipe rings with her. I think they'll come in handy.

Thanks for your understanding!"i'm gonna forward this to my supervisor ASAP :lol
i'll meet you in the unemployment line :D

[gypsie]

"Uhh..yeah...Thingie's boss? Some pipes just burst in Thingie's house. She's going to need to cum home to help me lay some new pipe! It'll probably take a while, as they'll need to be fit properly in a number of different areas. Don't expect her back anytime today and don't be surprised if she shows up tomorrow having difficulties walking.

Thank You."

WoW!
That just turned me on.

What about my pipes Bri?

[Red_41]

WoW!
That just turned me on.

What about my pipes Bri?
Call my boss too! I wanna play !!! :bounce

[Red_41]

Wow Kel ... we just did it again ... cleared the damn place out !!! *sniffs underams ... leans forward and sniffs crotch* ... Nothing unusual here ... how about you?

[gypsie]

Wow Kel ... we just did it again ... cleared the damn place out !!! *sniffs underams ... leans forward and sniffs crotch* ... Nothing unusual here ... how about you?
Nothing new here either.

How YOU doin?:evil

[Bull_11]

WoW!
That just turned me on.

What about my pipes Bri?
"Hey there, Kellie's husband...how you doing? Look, you're going to need to leave work, like now, and get home to watch the kids. I need Kellie over here at Thingie's house this afternoon. There's a few shafts of pipe I need to lay in Thingie's bedroom, which are giving us problems. Neither Mama nor Thingie can quite get the proper angle to fit the shafts in their proper holes. I was thinking that with Kellie's yoga techniques, she'd be able to maneuver and manipulate the pipe shafts in just the right manner to get the job done!

Thanks for being a good sport about all this. I promise we'll return her safe and sound in a few days. And make sure she wears her short yoga shorts, over....well, just because I said so!

Thanks!"

[gypsie]

"Hey there, Kellie's husband...how you doing? Look, you're going to need to leave work, like now, and get home to watch the kids. I need Kellie over here at Thingie's house this afternoon. There's a few shafts of pipe I need to lay in Thingie's bedroom, which are giving us problems. Neither Mama nor Thingie can quite get the proper angle to fit the shafts in their proper holes. I was thinking that with Kellie's yoga techniques, she'd be able to maneuver and manipulate the pipe shafts in just the right manner to get the job done!

Thanks for being a good sport about all this. I promise we'll return her safe and sound in a few days. And make sure she wears her short yoga shorts, over....well, just because I said so!

Thanks!"

:thumbsup Thanks You're the best!
I am sure he will have no problem with this, what husband would?
Getting the right angle and manipulating shafts are my specialties - it's true

[Bull_11]

Call my boss too! I wanna play !!! :bounce
"Yeah...hey is this Noella's boss? Yeah? OK, listen...we just had a hell of a time over here at Thingie's house! Pipes burst...fluids were gushing everywhere...I had to lay some new pipe with the help of Mama, Kell, and Thingie and now we're all tuckered out. There's a hell of a clean up job left though. Uhhh...spackle all over the floor and ourselves, mmm...paint that doesn't seem to be drying in the cracks, and Thingie's hair is hard and sticking straight up in the air (I'm not sure what's up with that).

Anywho, we'd really appreciate it if you could get Noella off this afternoon to get down here and help tidy the place up a bit. I heard she's like a vaccum when it comes to specialty jobs like this!

I really appreciate that...Thanks!"

[gypsie]

"Yeah...hey is this Noella's boss? Yeah? OK, listen...we just had a hell of a time over here at Thingie's house! Pipes burst...fluids were gushing everywhere...I had to lay some new pipe with the help of Mama, Kell, and Thingie and now we're all tuckered out. There's a hell of a clean up job left though. Uhhh...spackle all over the floor and ourselves, mmm...paint that doesn't seem to be drying in the cracks, and Thingie's hair is hard and sticking straight up in the air (I'm not sure what's up with that).

Anywho, we'd really appreciate it if you could get Noella off this afternoon to get down here and help tidy the place up a bit. I heard she's like a vaccum when it comes to specialty jobs like this!

I really appreciate that...Thanks!"
Anywho?!?! :lol
Not really the manliest of words but whatever works to get Noella off;)

[Red_41]

"Yeah...hey is this Noella's boss? Yeah? OK, listen...we just had a hell of a time over here at Thingie's house! Pipes burst...fluids were gushing everywhere...I had to lay some new pipe with the help of Mama, Kell, and Thingie and now we're all tuckered out. There's a hell of a clean up job left though. Uhhh...spackle all over the floor and ourselves, mmm...paint that doesn't seem to be drying in the cracks, and Thingie's hair is hard and sticking straight up in the air (I'm not sure what's up with that).

Anywho, we'd really appreciate it if you could get Noella off this afternoon to get down here and help tidy the place up a bit. I heard she's like a vaccum when it comes to specialty jobs like this!

I really appreciate that...Thanks!"
... hey baby ... they don't call me Hoover for nothin! :evil ... I'm sure this will do the trick and I can "get off" as soon as possible! :lol

[gypsie]

... hey baby ... they don't call me Hoover for nothin! :evil ... I'm sure this will do the trick and I can "get off" as soon as possible! :lol
You're back!
I was starting to feel like athread killer

*grabs places hand on Noella's ass give a big squeeze then a slap*

[thing4377]

"Yeah...hey is this Noella's boss? Yeah? OK, listen...we just had a hell of a time over here at Thingie's house! Pipes burst...fluids were gushing everywhere...I had to lay some new pipe with the help of Mama, Kell, and Thingie and now we're all tuckered out. There's a hell of a clean up job left though. Uhhh...spackle all over the floor and ourselves, mmm...paint that doesn't seem to be drying in the cracks, and Thingie's hair is hard and sticking straight up in the air (I'm not sure what's up with that).

Anywho, we'd really appreciate it if you could get Noella off this afternoon to get down here and help tidy the place up a bit. I heard she's like a vaccum when it comes to specialty jobs like this!

I really appreciate that...Th