Positive or Negative?

[thing4377]

Hi Kel and Red!!!

[gypsie]

Hi Kel and Red!!!
Of course everyone comes back when I have 10 minutes left. :(
How are ya?:hug
How are the munchkins?

[Bull_11]

:lol :lol holy shit brian you are on a roll today!!!!
*tightens toolbelt*

Looks like my job here is done! You ladies have a nice day. *tips hat*

[gypsie]

Later all!!:hug
Off to get my first mammogram - send those vibes please:D :hug all around:hug

[thing4377]

Everything will be fine Kellie...don't you worry {{{hugs and kisses}}}

[Bull_11]

How do I upload a pic to Ants? Anyone...anyone...

[thing4377]

*tightens toolbelt*

Looks like my job here is done! You ladies have a nice day. *tips hat*
now I gotta start callin you Bull, that sounded like you walked straight off the set of Bonanza or Gun Smoke!!!:lol


holy shit i can't quit laughin!!!!

[chels012002]

Hey people!

[Bull_11]

now I gotta start callin you Bull, that sounded like you walked straight off the set of Bonanza or Gun Smoke!!!:lol


holy shit i can't quit laughin!!!!
You can call me whatever you're sexy little ass desires, Christy! ;)

I don't know what came over me there? I kinda felt like Frank the Tank during his political debate there for a second.

[Bull_11]

Hey, Chels! Gotta run, but I'll be back in a bit!

[chels012002]

Hey, Chels! Gotta run, but I'll be back in a bit!
Okies I will be here for a while :D

[thing4377]

Hey Chels!! how are ya today...

Bull has been the King of Entertainment today...back readin is gonna be good again for those that missed this!!!


well we all know he is the KING everyday

[OklahomaMama]

How do I upload a pic to Ants? Anyone...anyone...go to reply to thread, manage attachments, browse and upload

um, there IS a size limit y'know :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Brian, you are on FIYAH! :lol

hi, Chels!
:hug
and everyone else, of course...
17 minutes til Kellie gets her boobies squished... let's send those POSITIVE vibes toward her breasts, y'all! :angel
:D

[thing4377]

Brian, you are on FIYAH! :lol

hi, Chels!
:hug
and everyone else, of course...
17 minutes til Kellie gets her boobies squished... let's send those POSITIVE vibes toward her breasts, y'all! :angel
:D

Ive been sendin em

**pinch pinch pinch**

:lol


mama i will have another pic for you to avatarize for me next week of me and jrock
if ya dont mind that is:)

[chels012002]

Hey Chels!! how are ya today...

Bull has been the King of Entertainment today...back readin is gonna be good again for those that missed this!!!


well we all know he is the KING everyday
I heard feeding his ego is not a good thing! lol Maybe I am the one who started that but that boy is going to get a big head! lol

And I am good thingy! Still high over my date the other night.:multi :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Ive been sendin em

**pinch pinch pinch**

:lol


mama i will have another pic for you to avatarize for me next week of me and jrock
if ya dont mind that is:)*tweak tweak tweak*
:p

of course i can, thingie! :hug

[chels012002]

hi, Chels!
:hug:D
Hey mama :hug

[thing4377]

I heard feeding his ego is not a good thing! lol Maybe I am the one who started that but that boy is going to get a big head! lol

And I am good thingy! Still high over my date the other night.:multi :bounce

your date? why havent i heard about this? how did it go where did yall go what did yall do.....DO TELL
:)

[thing4377]

*tweak tweak tweak*
:p

of course i can, thingie! :hug
:hug thanks mama!!!!

[chels012002]

your date? why havent i heard about this? how did it go where did yall go what did yall do.....DO TELL
:)
I'll pm you cause it is kinda a lengthy story and I don't wanna bore Brian cause me and him already talked about it.

[thing4377]

I'll pm you cause it is kinda a lengthy story and I don't wanna bore Brian cause me and him already talked about it.

Deal...don't forget!!!!;)

[chels012002]

Deal...don't forget!!!!;)
I wont! I am in the middle of writing of it right now.

[OklahomaMama]

so, i spent my lunch hour getting two algae eaters and a speckled cory catfish to clean up my goldfish tank.

exciting shit, huh? :rolleyes:

[thing4377]

so, i spent my lunch hour getting two algae eaters and a speckled cory catfish to clean up my goldfish tank.

exciting shit, huh? :rolleyes:

dont ya love bein at home?:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

dont ya love bein at home?:rolleyes:i wish i was home! i'm at work even though BOTH of my EEG patients cancelled because my supervisor knows i'm gonna be taking off soon for surgery & she wants to "use me for as long as she can"... HER words :eek:
i asked for this afternoon off & she said no because she has to leave early and get a car battery!

fine, see if i do anything productive today! *crosses arms defiantly*

[thing4377]

i wish i was home! i'm at work even though BOTH of my EEG patients cancelled because my supervisor knows i'm gonna be taking off soon for surgery & she wants to "use me for as long as she can"... HER words :eek:
i asked for this afternoon off & she said no because she has to leave early and get a car battery!

fine, see if i do anything productive today! *crosses arms defiantly*

:lol get 'em Mama!!


Do we need to mount up and come regulate:violent

[OklahomaMama]

:lol get 'em Mama!!


Do we need to mount up and come regulate:violentyeah, nothing more wild than a pissed off pregnant chick!
sic 'em thingie... sic em!
:lol

i appreciate the support, but i'll be ok. just needed to vent a little
:hug

how's the baby boy? :)

[chels012002]

thingy got's a pm

[Red_41]

Christy said "mount" .... hee hee hee!!!





Hey Brenda ... I got my 2nd package today!

OMG ... the 20 minute version of 41 is INCREDIBLE :bounce

Thank you ... Mwaaaaaahhhh :hug

The voice ... I still hear the voice ... that Okie twang !!!

[OklahomaMama]

Christy said "mount" .... hee hee hee!!!





Hey Brenda ... I got my 2nd package today!

OMG ... the 20 minute version of 41 is INCREDIBLE :bounce

Thank you ... Mwaaaaaahhhh :hug

The voice ... I still hear the voice ... that Okie twang !!!isn't it amazing?? i've had it on repeat in my car for three days now :lol
i'm so glad you like it :hug

and you do TOO say "about" funny! :lol

Mwaaaaaah!

[thing4377]

Christy said "mount" .... hee hee hee!!!





Hey Brenda ... I got my 2nd package today!

OMG ... the 20 minute version of 41 is INCREDIBLE :bounce

Thank you ... Mwaaaaaahhhh :hug

The voice ... I still hear the voice ... that Okie twang !!!

Red said PACKAGE!!! :lol wanna mount my package!!!!:lol

[Red_41]

and you do TOO say "about" funny!
I DO NOT !!! ... I say abowt ... not aboot !!! Silly Okie chick n'shit :D

[OklahomaMama]

Red said PACKAGE!!! :lol wanna mount my package!!!!:lolLMAO
:lol

[thing4377]

thingy got's a pm

chelsie should have one now too!!!:p

[Red_41]

Red said PACKAGE!!! :lol wanna mount my package!!!!:lolI'd rather unwrap your package you sexy thing(ie) you! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

I DO NOT !!! ... I say abowt ... not aboot !!! Silly Okie chick n'shit :Dyou calling me chickenshit??
them's fightin' words down here, y'know! :violent

:lol
;)

[thing4377]

I'd rather unwrap your package you sexy thing(ie) you! :evil
SWEEET!!!!:p


get busy!!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

heh heh...
we're on page 469

get it? FOR 69??
:lol

[thing4377]

im goin to lunch friends!!! i will be back in about an hour!!

[Red_41]

you calling me chickenshit??
them's fightin' words down here, y'know! :violent

:lol
;)
Oops! ... that came out wrong ... I mean "chick and shit" ... not "chickenshit" :angel ... No one would dare call the Queen Pussy THAT ...

*dum tee dum ... wonders if mama will buy red's lame attempt to save herself*

[Red_41]

SWEEET!!!!:p


get busy!!:lol
*whistles* ... It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas !!!

[OklahomaMama]

Oops! ... that came out wrong ... I mean "chick and shit" ... not "chickenshit" :angel ... No one would dare call the Queen Pussy THAT ...

*dum tee dum ... wonders if mama will buy red's lame attempt to save herself*you can sell me icecubes in a blizzard, sugarpants ;)

i just read it as chickenshit to mess with ya :lol

[Red_41]

heh heh...
we're on page 469

get it? FOR 69??
:lol
I am in awe of how your mind works! :lol

Scared shitless sometimes ... but still in awe.

[OklahomaMama]

I am in awe of how your mind works! :lol

Scared shitless sometimes ... but still in awe.who? lil ol MEEEE???
:rolleyes:

[chels012002]

la :D I am dancing around

[Bull_11]

Hey, yall!

[Red_41]

Sup Chels? ... Glad you're happy ... but Do tell!

[Red_41]

I can't promise to keep "it" in my pocket till you get back, but I can assure you there will be some left when you return...as long as Thingie doesn't take it all! ;)

Have fun at your meeting!
Brian's here ! :bounce

OK babe, where are my leftovers ... wait a second :ugh: that didn't sound right ... WTF? :BANG

[chels012002]

Hey, yall!
Welcome back Brian baby!

Sup Chels? ... Glad you're happy ... but Do tell!
Just for once things makes sense. It is an odd little feeling!

[Bull_11]

Hey, Noella! I've got your leftovers right here!!! Thingie didn't leave much, though. ;)

Hey, Chels!

[chels012002]

Hey, Chels!
Busy day at work huh?

[Red_41]

I've been running pretty ragged myself folks ... sorry for poppin "in and out" all the time ... Bri, it looks like those leftovers will just have to sit for awhile longer ... guess I can always nuke them later !!! :evil

[Bull_11]

Busy day at work huh?
Yeah, for a Friday! Hopefully I'll be leaving early though!!

[Bull_11]

I've been running pretty ragged myself folks ... sorry for poppin "in and out" all the time ... Bri, it looks like those leftovers will just have to sit for awhile longer ... guess I can always nuke them later !!! :evil
God, that's a painful thought! :ugh:

[chels012002]

Yeah, for a Friday! Hopefully I'll be leaving early though!!
Yeah I work 4-10 tonight! I love it!:D

[Bull_11]

Yeah I work 4-10 tonight! I love it!:D
You love your job now? What did I miss?

[chels012002]

You love your job now? What did I miss?
I always liked my job I just have one Manager who is an ass!

[Beefsteak1138]

I always liked my job I just have one Manager who is an ass!
I'd like to manage your ass.

;)

[chels012002]

I'd like to manage your ass.

;)
Oh yeah?! You are more than welcome to right now! It seems I have some free time!;)

[gypsie]

time for backreading



hey y'all:hug

[chels012002]

time for backreading



hey y'all:hug
Hey sweetie :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

time for backreading



hey y'all:hug
Hey Princess!!!!

[gypsie]

Everything will be fine Kellie...don't you worry {{{hugs and kisses}}}
Yeah because the f'ers wouldn't see me with my kids and I have no childcare.:violent

Hmmmm:rolleyes:

Hey Beef wanna come watch my kids while I go get a mammogram.

I'll bake you cookies :angel

[gypsie]

Brian, you are on FIYAH! :lol

hi, Chels!
:hug
and everyone else, of course...
17 minutes til Kellie gets her boobies squished... let's send those POSITIVE vibes toward her breasts, y'all! :angel
:D
Thank you so much!!! :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh yeah?! You are more than welcome to right now! It seems I have some free time!;)
Well, as Mama said, we are on page FOR 69...... :rolleyes:

[chels012002]

Well, as Mama said, we are on page FOR 69...... :rolleyes:
:evil well then lets get to it then!

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah because the f'ers wouldn't see me with my kids and I have no childcare.:violent

Hmmmm:rolleyes:

Hey Beef wanna come watch my kids while I go get a mammogram.

I'll bake you cookies :angel
Sorry gyps, I've been babysitting all day and I'm worn out...I don't know how you parents do it......., but I'd more than happy to be there to provide moral support. :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:evil well then lets get to it then!
La, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Sorry, just warming up my tongue.

[chels012002]

La, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Sorry, just warming up my tongue.
Well get yer ass in mah corner and lets get going before I dont have anytime!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

did someone say tongue?
:angel

[Bull_11]

did someone say tongue?
:angel
Uhh, sure...I did!! :)

[OklahomaMama]

Uhh, sure...I did!! :)http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20136

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20135
:evil

[gypsie]

Sorry gyps, I've been babysitting all day and I'm worn out...I don't know how you parents do it......., but I'd more than happy to be there to provide moral support. :evil
Hey Chels, Mama, Brian, Noella and or course Beef :hug

Ok Fine you can apply equal amounts of pressure on the left boob while the right one is being squeezed and then switch when the time is right - don't want any un-balance:evil

[OklahomaMama]

hey, kellie! :)
how are the girls??
:hug

[gypsie]

hey, kellie! :)
how are the girls??
:hug
FINE! :BANG
Didn't happen.
I think I already posted my story.

How are you and your girls .... uh... I mean fish.....uh nevermind!

[OklahomaMama]

FINE! :BANG
Didn't happen.
I think I already posted my story.

How are you and your girls .... uh... I mean fish.....uh nevermind!i sowwy :(
i didn't see that story

[gypsie]

i sowwy :(
i didn't see that story
I am the same way if it's not about sex why read it?:lol

[Teonanacatl]

hi how is everyone?

[Bull_11]

Sup, T?

[gypsie]

Slow today where are all my pervs...uh... I mean peeps;)

[Bull_11]

Slow today where are all my pervs...uh... I mean peeps;)
For some reason I feel perved out!

Someone, please help!!!

[Teonanacatl]

Sup, T?
not too much. friday. how are things with you?

[Teonanacatl]

Slow today where are all my pervs...uh... I mean peeps;)
i volunteer.

[Bull_11]

not too much. friday. how are things with you?
Pretty good! Looking to get out of here pretty soon and get the weekend started.

[Teonanacatl]

the poll results appear to have changed.

[gypsie]

the poll results appear to have changed.
I don't think any of us pay attention to those any more.

[Bull_11]

the poll results appear to have changed.
There's a poll in here!? :D

[OklahomaMama]

i look at the poll all the time :)

*waits for inevitable "pole" conversation
;)

[OklahomaMama]

and hello, Teon!
:)

[Teonanacatl]

I don't think any of us pay attention to those any more.
ok. that will help me pay more attention to you.

[Teonanacatl]

and hello, Teon!
:)
hi. what a nice greeting. how are you?

[OklahomaMama]

hi. what a nice greeting. how are you?it's friday & the sun is out for the first time in around 10 days so... it's getting better :)

you never have told me what your Ants user name means... i find it highly intriguing (yes, i am nosy!) ;)

[Teonanacatl]

it's friday & the sun is out for the first time in around 10 days so... it's getting better :)

you never have told me what your Ants user name means... i find it highly intriguing (yes, i am nosy!) ;)
are you?

since you asked: "flesh of the gods"

and i do use it with tongue in cheek spirit.

it's too long, isn't it?

[Teonanacatl]

looks like all the lights are on but nobody's at home here.

[Teonanacatl]

speaking of lights, looks like they're shutting things down in my building. time to go home. see you next time.

[OklahomaMama]

are you?

since you asked: "flesh of the gods"

and i do use it with tongue in cheek spirit.

it's too long, isn't it?i've always thought it was Mayan or Aztec...
no, i don't think it is... better than one of a gazillion user names with DMB in the title...
i mean, DUH! we all know ya like DMB or else why would you be here, right?
:)

[OklahomaMama]

oooh, Teon!! i googled it and look what i found :p
The Spanish chronicler Sahagún was the first historian to note that the Aztec people consumed certain mushrooms which caused inebriations. In the Nahuatl language these mushrooms were known as Teonanácatl ("flesh of the gods"). Sahagún also wrote that these mushrooms were commonly consumed during ritualistic ceremonies performed by Aztec priests and their followers. The most common scholarly accepted name applied to the sacred mushrooms appears to be the word Teonanácatl which several historians (especially Sahagún) mentioned in their historical works.

http://www.mushroomjohn.com/names1.htm

[dpresti]

the presentation went well, thanks guys! (esp. mom)

[OklahomaMama]

the presentation went well, thanks guys! (esp. mom)all right! :D
tell the truth, it was the mental image of me jumping around in a cheerleader outfit, wasn't it? :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

I just spoke to Noella!:bounce


It is confirmed we have the coolest female ants around right here in +/-
ANd I haven't even gotten to speak to Christy, Ali, Heater, or Mary Ann:monkey

[Red_41]

I just talked to Kellieeeeee !!!! :bounce

[gypsie]

ok. that will help me pay more attention to you.
I don't need more attention.:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

I just spoke to Noella!:bounce


It is confirmed we have the coolest female ants around right here in +/-
ANd I haven't even gotten to speak to Christy, Ali, Heater, or Mary Ann:monkeyYaaaay! doesn't noella have the cutest french canadian accent EVER??? i need to holler @ Christy tonight & then i'll have talked to all the "founding mothers" of Pussypalooza :lol

[gypsie]

the presentation went well, thanks guys! (esp. mom)

:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

I just talked to Kellieeeeee !!!! :bouncedid you twirl your hair? :p

[gypsie]

Yaaaay! doesn't noella have the cutest french canadian accent EVER??? i need to holler @ Christy tonight & then i'll have talked to all the "founding mothers" of Pussypalooza :lol
Somone please call me on my cell tonight :)
I will be in the car from 5:45 - 6:45 or better yet call me around 9:15 when my minutes are free and I am super energized from yoga and in C'ville on a Friday night solo :multi

[Red_41]

OK ... So Heater, Mary Ann, Christy and Chelsea ... You need to PM me your phone numbers !!!!!


Ooops .... Ali TOO ... Sorry Ali !!! :angel

[gypsie]

did you twirl your hair? :p
I know I did. :D

[OklahomaMama]

I know I did. :Dyeah, but WHICH hair?
:evil

[gypsie]

yeah, but WHICH hair?
:evil
Like you have to ask, Silly girl:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

did you twirl your hair? :p

Hair is too short to twirl (in all locations) ... but I did pour myself a glass of wine and have a ciggie ... :rolleyes:

Heya Bren! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Like you have to ask, Silly girl:rolleyes:
:lol
you knew i had to go there!

[gypsie]

:lol
you knew i had to go there!
I was going to but out of respect for the lovely Mz. Noella I chose the high road.

Uh-oh:ugh: I hope that is not an after effect of talking to one of our girls on the phone. Then +/- will become a thread with substance and all of our IQ's will increase.

*can you hear the panic in my voice?*
*runs screaming from thread*:eek:

[thing4377]

Afternoon peoples!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

I was going to but out of respect for the lovely Mz. Noella I chose the high road.

Uh-oh:ugh: I hope that is not an after effect of talking to one of our girls on the phone. Then +/- will become a thread with substance and all of our IQ's will increase.

*can you hear the panic in my voice?*
*runs screaming from thread*:eek:titties
weiners
hoo hoos


there! all substance *poof*!
disappeared!
:D


:lol

[Red_41]

I was going to but out of respect for the lovely Mz. Noella I chose the high road.

Uh-oh:ugh: I hope that is not an after effect of talking to one of our girls on the phone. Then +/- will become a thread with substance and all of our IQ's will increase.

*can you hear the panic in my voice?*
*runs screaming from thread*:eek:
Yeah well, I've got a cure for that baby ... *uncorks bottle of wine* .... Here ya go!

*raises glass* ... Here's to PPP 05! ;)

[gypsie]

Afternoon peoples!!!!
CHRISTY!!!!!!:bounce

Finally we get to chat for a bit

[gypsie]

titties
weiners
hoo hoos


there! all substance *poof*!
disappeared!
:D


:lol
I knew I could count on you!:hug

[gypsie]

Yeah well, I've got a cure for that baby ... *uncorks bottle of wine* .... Here ya go!

*raises glass* ... Here's to PPP 05! ;)

Tonight I will raise my glass of Bailey's to you and PPP'05:bounce

[Red_41]

Afternoon peoples!!!!
Hey Christy!

*Respectfully pats tummy ... then spins Christy around and nibbles her bum*

:evil

[Red_41]

Hey Kellie ... just send you some video footage :evil

[OklahomaMama]

*giggles*
weiners
:lol


i guess i'll never grow up :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Hey Kellie ... just send you some video footage :evil

I'll keep my eyes open:hug

Hugs to all sorry I missed half of my girls
I hope to talk to y'all soon :hug
Off to yoga!!!:multi

[OklahomaMama]

me go home now

:)

[gypsie]

me go home now


:)

Drive safe:hug

[Red_41]

me go home now

:)
Mwaaaaahhhhh .... I'll be back later tonight sweet cakes! :hug

[thing4377]

Sorry girls!! I got a lil busy, I love you all sorry I didn't get to chat much!!! Hope all of you that are leaving have a great wekend!!! {{hugs and kisses}}

[OklahomaMama]

ahh, to come home and be greeted by two pussies....
life is good ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

ahh, to come home and be greeted by two pussies....
life is good ;)
:thumbsup

I support this statement.

[OklahomaMama]

:thumbsup

I support this statement.hey, there Beefcake!
how was your day of being "mr mom"?
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, there Beefcake!
how was your day of being "mr mom"?
:p
Poopy, literally. :D I don't know how all that crap can come out of such a little body.

Other than that, it was great. Do you think it's wrong that I let a 2 year old play a first-person shooter game??? When he got home, he kept saying " I shot the bad guys, I shot the bad guys!!" :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Poopy, literally. :D I don't know how all that crap can come out of such a little body.

Other than that, it was great. Do you think it's wrong that I let a 2 year old play a first-person shooter game??? When he got home, he kept saying " I shot the bad guys, I shot the bad guys!!" :lol:lol
i remember those days... and the variety of colors & textures...they're like little Poopdough factories, aren't they? :rolleyes:

you know he's gonna narc you out... "Uncle Sean says "shoot 'em shoot 'em" :p

nick was kicking ass on NES Duck Hunt at that age :thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
i remember those days... and the variety of colors & textures...they're like little Poopdough factories, aren't they? :rolleyes:

you know he's gonna narc you out... "Uncle Sean says "shoot 'em shoot 'em" :p

nick was kicking ass on NES Duck Hunt at that age :thumbsup
Poopdough is the perfect word. I was watching him one day and he skinned his knees...his grandparents then taught him to say "Uncle Sean push" whenever anyone asked him how it happened. :BANG

[OklahomaMama]

Poopdough is the perfect word. I was watching him one day and he skinned his knees...his grandparents then taught him to say "Uncle Sean push" whenever anyone asked him how it happened. :BANG:lol
too funny!

the neurologist i work with has this amazing little three year old, Kieran.
she was telling me about his latest fascination.. pregnant women. this lil dude is so smart, when his mom told him that babies grow in a mommy's tummy, he said "how come the baby doesn't get all mixed up in the food and turn into poop?" :p
she then explained that babies grow in a special pouch called a "uterus"
now whenever he sees a pregnant woman he says "how's that baby doing in your uterus?" :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
too funny!

the neurologist i work with has this amazing little three year old, Kieran.
she was telling me about his latest fascination.. pregnant women. this lil dude is so smart, when his mom told him that babies grow in a mommy's tummy, he said "how come the baby doesn't get all mixed up in the food and turn into poop?" :p
she then explained that babies grow in a special pouch called a "uterus"
now whenever he sees a pregnant woman he says "how's that baby doing in your uterus?" :lol
:lol :lol Awesome!

Future OB/GYN.

[dpresti]

just woke up from a nice little nap, still in my suit and tie... lol

having some coffee right now, chillin with the u2 cd.. my cold nose and my red ears..

just wanted to share the update, prolly cathing a movie with Laura tonite, what ya'll up too?

[Beefsteak1138]

just woke up from a nice little nap, still in my suit and tie... lol

having some coffee right now, chillin with the u2 cd.. my cold nose and my red ears..

just wanted to share the update, prolly cathing a movie with Laura tonite, what ya'll up too?
Sounds like a chill evening.

On my plate for this evening...sit at my desk at work and post on Ants.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol Awesome!

Future OB/GYN.he has a hell of a lineage... maternal grandfather is a neurosurgeon, grandma's a psychiatrist, mom's a neurologist and dad's an orthopedic surgeon... i can't see the poor kid piping up at a family reunion some day saying "i wanna drive race cars!"
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

just woke up from a nice little nap, still in my suit and tie... lol

having some coffee right now, chillin with the u2 cd.. my cold nose and my red ears..

just wanted to share the update, prolly cathing a movie with Laura tonite, what ya'll up too?aaahhh! your suit will be all wrinkled! :twak [/mom nag]
;)

i'm just hanging out with my music & my kitty kats... the old man is still at work

[dpresti]

i'm horny too....



::not4ma's/eyes::

[OklahomaMama]

i'm horny too....



::not4ma's/eyes:::lol
i'm OLD, not DEAD!
:rolleyes:

[dpresti]

your not old! i'm just messing with ya cuz your everyones "ma" no worries!


please i'm 20, and i know for a fact that people who have been married have a much better sex life than people my age...

its statistically proven that people have more and better sex when they are older. plus women are in their "prime" in their, 30's 40's...

my little tid bit for the night

[Beefsteak1138]

aaahhh! your suit will be all wrinkled! :twak [/mom nag]
;)

i'm just hanging out with my music & my kitty kats... the old man is still at work
Whats the music of choice this evening, 70's porn???

[Beefsteak1138]

its statistically proven that people have more and better sex when they are older. plus women are in their "prime" in their, 30's 40's...


Really???

Bren, how YOU doin????

[OklahomaMama]

Whats the music of choice this evening, 70's porn???:lol
naw, jamming to listener supported :thumbsup
still one of my all time faves

and yes, i AM statistically hot cha cha! ;)

[OklahomaMama]

>> Hoochie Mama! :lol

[DMBfan41]

i'm hungry

[OklahomaMama]

i'm hungryi've got toast & banana berry fruit harvest cereal... you're welcome to join me :p

[DMBfan41]

i've got toast & banana berry fruit harvest cereal... you're welcome to join me :p

damn, i could go for that!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
naw, jamming to listener supported :thumbsup
still one of my all time faves

and yes, i AM statistically hot cha cha! ;)
We didn't need stats to tell us that.

[OklahomaMama]

damn, i could go for that!:p i send "cereal care packages" to nick @ school
don't EVER get that milk you don't have to refridgerate.. i thought i was doing a nice thing but it was a complete waste of money.

[OklahomaMama]

We didn't need stats to tell us that.oooh, 25 bonus "mama points" for Sean!
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

oooh, 25 bonus "mama points" for Sean!
:D
*Wipes brown stuff off nose *

[DMBfan41]

:p i send "cereal care packages" to nick @ school
don't EVER get that milk you don't have to refridgerate.. i thought i was doing a nice thing but it was a complete waste of money.

milk that doesn't need to be refridgerated? I'm glad I knew there was no such thing!

[OklahomaMama]

*Wipes brown stuff off nose *pleeease tell me that was chocolate!

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

milk that doesn't need to be refridgerated? I'm glad I knew there was no such thing!yeah, i think it's called Parmalaat or something...ewww! never again!

[Beefsteak1138]

pleeease tell me that was chocolate!

:lol
ummm....yeah it was chocolate, thats the ticket.
:cool:

[OklahomaMama]

ummm....yeah it was chocolate, thats the ticket.
:cool:it has to be chocolate, because i'm so damn sweet :rolleyes:







:lol
yeah, couldn't supress the laughter either!

[DMBfan41]

yeah, i think it's called Parmalaat or something...ewww! never again!

ohh, Parmalat. Definately eww

[Beefsteak1138]

I must say I kick ass.

That is all.

Where my pussies at??????

[OklahomaMama]

I must say I kick ass.

That is all.

Where my pussies at??????yes, dear... you kick ass :p

i'm here but i don't see any other pussies
*peeks under table*

nope, just me

[Beefsteak1138]

yes, dear... you kick ass :p

i'm here but i don't see any other pussies
*peeks under table*

nope, just me
That wasn't entirely random, it was in reference to work....however I'm sure that it applies to other facets of my life.

This is the last time I have to work nights, YAY!!! Looks like I'll be a more permanent fixture with the day-time crew. But of course, I'll drop in during the evening to check up on my pussies.

[OklahomaMama]

That wasn't entirely random, it was in reference to work....however I'm sure that it applies to other facets of my life.

This is the last time I have to work nights, YAY!!! Looks like I'll be a more permanent fixture with the day-time crew.i wasn't being patronizing... i'm sure you're a primo asskicker! :D

that's great that you'll be able to hang in the daytime now :thumbsup
night workers are 50% more likely to have heart attacks and strokes than their daytime counterparts. has something to do with screwing up the circadian rhythms


wow, THAT was random! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

i wasn't being patronizing... i'm sure you're a primo asskicker! :D

that's great that you'll be able to hang in the daytime now :thumbsup
night workers are 50% more likely to have heart attacks and strokes than their daytime counterparts. has something to do with screwing up the circadian rhythms


wow, THAT was random! :lol
I know you weren't. I don't normally like to talk about myself randomly so I felt the need to explain.

Damn, is that stat real??? I'm surprised I haven't dropped dead yet..I've been working days mon-wed and nights thur-fri.

You are now the "Queen Pussy of Trivia"

[OklahomaMama]

i think it's after more than 20 years of night shifts...you're safe ;)

Queen Pussy of Trivia... i like how that rolls off my tongue! :D

[Beefsteak1138]

i think it's after more than 20 years of night shifts...you're safe ;)

Queen Pussy of Trivia... i like how that rolls off my tongue! :D
I see, I see.

How about Queen Trivia Whore-suit??? ;)

:evil

[OklahomaMama]

I see, I see.

How about Queen Trivia Whore-suit??? ;)

:evil:lol
brat!
it's too late... my sig has been updated
*smug grin*

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
brat!
it's too late... my sig has been updated
*smug grin*
*sports innocent face, bats eyelashes.*

I heart making sigs.

[OklahomaMama]

*sports innocent face, bats eyelashes.*

I heart making sigs.:p
you're getting in all the wrong places with those quotes, buddy! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
you're getting in all the wrong places with those quotes, buddy! :lol
I love getting in places, even if they're the wrong ones.

[Red_41]

Hi Bren ... Hey Sean ... sup?

[OklahomaMama]

I love getting in places, especially if they're the wrong ones.^^ fixed your typo
:D

[OklahomaMama]

Hi Bren ... Hey Sean ... sup?:bounce
NOELLLLAAAA!!!
hi honey!
:hug
MWAAAAAH!

[Beefsteak1138]

Hi Bren ... Hey Sean ... sup?
Noella!!!! Now we have a pair of pussies to pleasure playfully.

[Beefsteak1138]

^^ fixed your typo
:D
:thumbsup

Damn fingers must have slipped on the keyboard or something :angel

[Red_41]

*bats eyelashes and gives come hither look*

How y'all doin' this evening my little love muffins?

[OklahomaMama]

:thumbsup

Damn fingers must have slipped on the keyboard or something :angelyeah, i bet your hands get all slippery and sweaty when you're.....


working!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

*bats eyelashes and gives come hither look*

How y'all doin' this evening my little love muffins?*giggles like a schoolgirl*
i'm a looooove muffin
yaaay!

i'm just chillin, sweetie....
and you?

[Red_41]

Just chillin' ... watching The Color Purple ... hangin with my positive peeps ... I'm very sleepy ... long day.

[OklahomaMama]

Just chillin' ... watching The Color Purple ... hangin with my positive peeps ... I'm very sleepy ... long day.oh, i love that movie! girlie double feature:
The Color Purple
Fried Green Tomatoes

and three large boxes of tissues!

[Beefsteak1138]

oh, i love that movie! girlie double feature:
The Color Purple
Fried Green Tomatoes

and three large boxes of tissues!
Holy chick-flicks!!!

There's only two acceptable uses for tissues, one is for blowing your nose and I'm sure you can think of the other, but it doesn't involve tears.

[Red_41]

How you doing sweetie? :hug

[Red_41]

Holy chick-flicks!!!

There's only two acceptable uses for tissues, one is for blowing your nose and I'm sure you can think of the other, but it doesn't involve tears.
Now now ... I thought the main purpose of a ROC was to ensure the nurturing of the Pussies? :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

How you doing sweetie? :hug
Workin' :(


Now now ... I thought the main purpose of a ROC was to ensure the nurturing of the Pussies?

I think you misunderstood the mission statement. It was to ensure the nurturing of pussies, not the nurturing of the Pussies. There is difference.

I keed, I keed.

[Beefsteak1138]

Gonna grab some dinner, brb.

[Red_41]

I'm pooped folks ... I'm going to call it a night ... I'll check in with ya tomorrow ... Have a good dinner Sean. Night Brenda ... see ya over coffee.

:hugs

[gypsie]

I am abck from yoga and super energized:bounce
Who wants to play with me?:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Whats the music of choice this evening, 70's porn???
That's my music of choice every night

*turns up the volume*

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Kellie!

How's it hangin'?

[gypsie]

Hey Kellie!

How's it hangin'?
Good - sipping a rather large glass of Bailey's trying to come down from my yoga high.
Standing postures should not be done at night - too energizing.

How YOU doin?:hug

Congrats about no more night shifts - that rocks!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Good - sipping a rather large glass of Bailey's trying to come down from my yoga high.
Standing postures should not be done at night - too energizing.

How YOU doin?:hug

Congrats about no more night shifts - that rocks!!
I think there are some standing postures that work quite well in the evening.

I'm doing swell, and thanks....night shifts suck arse.

[gypsie]

Hey Beef, ever heard of a town in VA called Yogaville?

It's true there is one. I must admit I am intrigued but scared all at the same time.
Kinda like that feeling I get when I see your posts:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Beef, ever heard of a town in VA called Yogaville?

It's true there is one. I must admit I am intrigued but scared all at the same time.
Kinda like that feeling I get when I see your posts:evil
Nah, can't say that I have. But this Yogaville sounds like a place I definitely wanna check out.

I'm just trying to keep everyone on their toes, or on their knees. If monotony was a disease, Beef would be the cure.

[gypsie]

Nah, can't say that I have. But this Yogaville sounds like a place I definitely wanna check out.

I'm just trying to keep everyone on their toes, or on their knees. If monotony was a disease, Beef would be the cure.
Yogaville is out there, that's for sure. I am doing a search on it now.

You sure are the cure for something ;)

*get knee pads out of closet, puts them on assumes the position*

[gypsie]

Good night Beef! :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Good night Beef! :hug
'night!! Sorry, didn't mean to ignore you. I've been busy at work ;)

[gypsie]

:hug Good morning peeps!!!:hug

[Red_41]

Good mornin' ... anyone still here.... I've got my coffee (kinda slept in this morning) :)

[gypsie]

Good mornin' ... anyone still here.... I've got my coffee (kinda slept in this morning) :)

:bounce I'm here!:bounce

Had my Bailey's for ya last night:hug

[il bacio dolce]

I slept in later than I wanted to. Been so fucking tired lately.
I have this Indian Spice tea here.. I took a sip and thought, "I don't remember putting Aftershock in my tea!?" It's just the tea.

[Beefsteak1138]

Top of the morning to ya'!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, positive peoples :)

[il bacio dolce]

It's gonna be another down day... Tomorrow will break that pattern.

[OklahomaMama]

It's gonna be another down day... Tomorrow will break that pattern.so you gotta work tomorrow, kiddo?

[il bacio dolce]

Down, as in BLAH. Tomorrow I'll get in good mood bc I'm visiting my family.

[gravedigger2424]

Hope your day gets better cassie....Hey that fight last night wasnt to positive was it?

[OklahomaMama]

i missed a fight last night? :p

[il bacio dolce]

:lol Fight?

[Beefsteak1138]

mmmmmmmmm... cat fight.....sexy.

[Red_41]

*wanders in purring ... stops and licks her paws ... hops onto Beefy's lap*

Hey baby ... how YOU doin today? :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

*wanders in purring ... stops and licks her paws ... hops onto Beefy's lap*

Hey baby ... how YOU doin today? :evil
hmmm....don't stop licking ;)

I'm good, about to do some X-mas shopping.

[Red_41]

Who ya shopping for? ... Do you know what you're getting?

[Beefsteak1138]

Shopping for the wifey. Clothes shopping, wish me luck, I'll need it.

[Red_41]

I'm sure you'll do fine ... one little hint though ... as a woman ... if you're not sure of a smaller or larger size ... get the smaller one ... we always want to believe that you think of us as "smaller" ... :)

Have fun!

[OlivePoet]

Hey guys!

Does ANYONE remember a user that posted here once with the handle "Under Heater's Skirt" (or something to that effect?)

[gypsie]

Afternoon!:hug


Just stopping in between cookie batches
(yeah I said batches)

What's going on?

[gypsie]

It's official I am the thread killer:violent

Where are y'all?
I was hoping to get to 2000 posts today but there is no one here to whore it up with :confused: .
This is not a masturbation thread so I can only self post so much.

*crickets chirping, voice echoing*

[OklahomaMama]

i'm here, Kell.... i'm in between naps ;)

[gypsie]

How are ya feeling?

[OklahomaMama]

How are ya feeling?not so good... apparently, i can't sleep on my back anymore... i got out of the recliner and almost fell on my face :p (my left leg went dead too)
Oy vey!
:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

not so good... apparently, i can't sleep on my back anymore... i got out of the recliner and almost fell on my face :p (my left leg went dead too)
Oy vey!
:rolleyes:

Oy vey?! Wasn't expecting that word from you.;)

:hug Maybe try a hot bath with some epsom salts and see how that makes ya feel.
Get a magazine, some muscle relaxers/anti inflamatories, hot tea and try to relax and let me know how that helps:hug

[OklahomaMama]

so, you're making cookies?
yummm

[gypsie]

so, you're making cookies?
yummm
Don't you worry you will reap the benefits of my baking one of these days:)

No semi sweet choco chips had to use white choco chips

So these are white choco cherry oatmeal - yum!!!!

Beef shall I save some for you ;) :evil

[il bacio dolce]

I'm back to just pumpkin drop cookies for Christmas, because I no longer have a "special someone" who woulda got his personal favorite, peanut butter.

[gypsie]

I'm back to just pumpkin drop cookies for Christmas, because I no longer have a "special someone" who woulda got his personal favorite, peanut butter.

If you have the burnig desire to PM or email me that pumpkin drop cookie recipe I would be very appreciative:)

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::
hey!
:bounce

[gypsie]

:: backreadin' ::
hey!
:bounce
shouldn't be too long:rolleyes:

*whistles a tune taps foot*

[il bacio dolce]

If you have the burnig desire to PM or email me that pumpkin drop cookie recipe I would be very appreciative:)

I don't have one yet, myself. I think I'm going to ask the Shop N Save bakery for their recipe. :thumbsup Then I'll give it to you if you want.

[OlivePoet]

hey, yoga pussy! :D
:hug
:lol
Yoga pussy.
That's so great.

[OlivePoet]

But at least you are funny!!!;)
:lol :hug

[OlivePoet]

I love Brenda even more!!
She is so sweet!:bounce

Ok we need to have a pre pussy palooza!
Let's plan now!!!!
:bounce
:multi
:bounce

[gypsie]

I don't have one yet, myself. I think I'm going to ask the Shop N Save bakery for their recipe. :thumbsup Then I'll give it to you if you want.
Much appreciated!
I make some kick ass bread and cookies if their are any recipes you are interested in let me know.
In fact I will see if I have a pumpkin drop recipe and send it your way if I do

[il bacio dolce]

Now I'm wondering something... How does this recipe make 11 dozen cookies?

http://www.tasteofhome.com/dycon.asp?parent=43639&RefURL=&KeyCode=&tdate=&PMCode=&OrgURL=%26parent%3D43638

[Beefsteak1138]

Wow, exciting talk in here today. Just wanted to pop my head in and say hi.

And yes, I said 'pop my head in' ;)

[gypsie]

Now I'm wondering something... How does this recipe make 11 dozen cookies?

http://www.tasteofhome.com/dycon.asp?parent=43639&RefURL=&KeyCode=&tdate=&PMCode=&OrgURL=%26parent%3D43638
because they are small, I guess

[gypsie]

Wow, exciting talk in here today. Just wanted to pop my head in and say hi.

And yes, I said 'pop my head in' ;)

Well then add some testosterone to the thread and see what happens:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

So My son, Evan and my husband are outside.
Evan decides to drop trou not only pee on the sidewalk but also poop
Then tells my husband that one of the neighbors saw him doing it.
My husband, Bart runs in to tell me as if I have some control over the situation from inside the house.:lol
(This post is for Heater);)

[MAM2STEPN]

So My son, Evan and my husband are outside.
Evan decides to drop trou not only pee on the sidewalk but also poop
Then tells my husband that one of the neighbors saw him doing it.
My husband, Bart runs in to tell me as if I have some control over the situation from inside the house.:lol
(This post is for Heater);) Hey when you gotta go you gotta go! Kids just do the darndest things!:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

not so good... apparently, i can't sleep on my back anymore... i got out of the recliner and almost fell on my face :p (my left leg went dead too)
Oy vey!
:rolleyes:I just hate it when my foot falls asleep. Is you leg related to your problem or were you just sitting on it?

[gypsie]

Hey when you gotta go you gotta go! Kids just do the darndest things!:lol
I thought it was funny.
Whenever things like that happen I could be in a completely different part of the world and somehow it would be my fault.
The joys of motherhood :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

3 way calling is hilarious... last time me & Ali & Heater had a girl on girl on girl convo we were all talking at once then there was this deafening silence & we cracked up :p
:lol

[OlivePoet]

So My son, Evan and my husband are outside.
Evan decides to drop trou not only pee on the sidewalk but also poop
Then tells my husband that one of the neighbors saw him doing it.
My husband, Bart runs in to tell me as if I have some control over the situation from inside the house.:lol
(This post is for Heater);)
:lol Yay! I love Heater posts. :p

[OlivePoet]

Finally caught up guys ;)
:hug

[OlivePoet]

:lol Ah, well. Guys I'll catch everyone tomorrow :p

[il bacio dolce]

Hi guys.

On an impulse, I bought a pack of cigarettes today. Isn't it weird when one day you just do something you thought you'd never do and for absolutely no reason?!

[OklahomaMama]

So My son, Evan and my husband are outside.
Evan decides to drop trou not only pee on the sidewalk but also poop
Then tells my husband that one of the neighbors saw him doing it.
My husband, Bart runs in to tell me as if I have some control over the situation from inside the house.:lol
(This post is for Heater);) oh man... what IS it about little boys and outdoor pottying??
:lol
:rolleyes:
first time i busted nicholas he said "well, Hobo does it!" (our doggie)

[OklahomaMama]

Wow, exciting talk in here today. Just wanted to pop my head in and say hi.

And yes, I said 'pop my head in' ;)*snicker*
:lol

dirty boy!

[OklahomaMama]

I just hate it when my foot falls asleep. Is you leg related to your problem or were you just sitting on it?no, it means that the nerves that are being impinged in my neck are getting worse :(
so... no more sleeping in the recliner i guess

[OklahomaMama]

Hi guys.

On an impulse, I bought a pack of cigarettes today. Isn't it weird when one day you just do something you thought you'd never do and for absolutely no reason?!:twak don't you dare open that pack!

ok, i know i'm being VERY hypocritical since i've been sucking on cancer sticks for well over 20 years... trust me honey, don't start!