Positive or Negative?

[Teonanacatl]

knock, knock

[Teonanacatl]

looks like either i'm too late or too early for the party.

shrugs

[Teonanacatl]

On an impulse, I bought a pack of cigarettes today. Isn't it weird when one day you just do something you thought you'd never do and for absolutely no reason?!
not so weird. but have you ever smoked before?

[il bacio dolce]

Cigars. I found that I started to really like cigarette smoke when I was around people smoking. Weird.

[Teonanacatl]

Cigars. I found that I started to really like cigarette smoke when I was around people smoking. Weird.
since you say that, i would agree with OklahomaMama. if you start, you may get hooked.

[il bacio dolce]

Especially knowing the real reason I wanted them... :p

[Teonanacatl]

Especially knowing the real reason I wanted them... :p
what was the real reason?

[Teonanacatl]

your name means, "the sweet kiss" (guessing) - ?

[Teonanacatl]

nice talking with you.

[OlivePoet]

Hi guys.

On an impulse, I bought a pack of cigarettes today. Isn't it weird when one day you just do something you thought you'd never do and for absolutely no reason?!
Mhhm, smokes. I just quit :(

[il bacio dolce]

your name means, "the sweet kiss" (guessing) - ?
it does. :)

[OklahomaMama]

anybody still here?
:)

[OlivePoet]

hey mama! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

hey mama! :bouncehi baby!
:hug
what's shakin' toots?

[OlivePoet]

hi baby!
:hug
what's shakin' toots?
Nada mucha! Trying to get the energy to finish the house, shower, and go out. :p
How YOU doing?

[OklahomaMama]

Nada mucha! Trying to get the energy to finish the house, shower, and go out. :p
How YOU doing?i suck... i did absolutely nothing of any consequence all day long!

yaaay for laziness!
:D

[OlivePoet]

i suck... i did absolutely nothing of any consequence all day long!

yaaay for laziness!
:D
:lol I haven't done much either.

I DID poop! :p

[Barkeep]

:lol I haven't done much either.

I DID poop! :pI would normally not care to know that, but I just got done doing the #2 also :lol :ugh:

[OlivePoet]

I would normally not care to know that, but I just got done doing the #2 also :lol :ugh:
:lol You're my sig AND my poop buddy! :hug

[Barkeep]

:lol You're my sig AND my poop buddy! :hug:lol :lol
I'm not even sure how to respond. I'm just gonna go back to watching Gorge '02......

[Red_41]

:bounce Hey everybody :bounce

Time to backread !!!

:hug :hug

Mwaaaaahhhhh!

[gypsie]

Heeelllllloooo!!!
*crickets and echos*

:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Heeelllllloooo!!!
*crickets and echos*

:hug
Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy

[gypsie]

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy
You still here?
Or have you already bailed on me?
I'm getting a little tired of chasing your ass by the way:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh well, off to bed.
I'll be there all night if anyone wants to join me
'night!

[Beefsteak1138]

You still here?
Or have you already bailed on me?
I'm getting a little tired of chasing your ass by the way:rolleyes:
:D

I'm still here, you replied just in time.

[gypsie]

:D

I'm still here, you replied just in time.
*wipes sweat off brow*

phew! I thought I was going to have to drink alone

[Beefsteak1138]

*wipes sweat off brow*

phew! I thought I was going to have to drink alone
Where's the rest of the fam, off to bed already?

[gypsie]

Where's the rest of the fam, off to bed already?
Yeah
went to a moms group lame pj party - chocolate, chick flick and no alcohol - WTF?!

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah
went to a moms group lame pj party - chocolate, chick flick and no alcohol - WTF?!
Did you all dress up in skimpy lingerie and have pillow fights?

[gypsie]

Did you all dress up in skimpy lingerie and have pillow fights?
Yes that is exactly what we did
Wee you peeking in the window or something?

[Beefsteak1138]

Yes, I was scouting for prospective Beef Brigade members.

So, whatcha drinkin' tonight?

[gypsie]

Yes, I was scouting for prospective Beef Brigade members.

So, whatcha drinkin' tonight?
Bailey's - it's that time of year:bounce

These women would not even come close to making it in the brigade.

[OlivePoet]

:lol :lol
I'm not even sure how to respond. I'm just gonna go back to watching Gorge '02......
:lol
Just respond with a :hug

[OlivePoet]

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy
:lol :lol :lol
My dog do I love you.

[gypsie]

:lol
Just respond with a :hug

Yeah Heater's here!:multi
What are you doing here?
Aren't you going out?
Great now I can't talk smack about Heater ;)

[OlivePoet]

Yes that is exactly what we did
Wee you peeking in the window or something?
And no invitation for Heater? :mad:











:p

[Beefsteak1138]

Bailey's - it's that time of year:bounce

These women would not even come close to making it in the brigade.
I'm more of a vodka/gin man myself.

I agree, they are forever :banned from the brigade.

[OlivePoet]

Yeah Heater's here!:multi
What are you doing here?
Aren't you going out?
Great now I can't talk smack about Heater ;)
:lol
I'm waiting for our friend Tim to get here...until then, I'm drinking wine. I've had 3 1/2 glasses so far. ;)
Yay loopy Heater! :p

[gypsie]

And no invitation for Heater? :mad:


:p

PPP '05
We are having a special pj party - video alloud ;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol :lol :lol
My dog do I love you.
:D Ditto, baby.

[OlivePoet]

I'm more of a vodka/gin man myself.

I agree, they are forever :banned from the brigade.
:thumbsup to vodka



When did they rearrange the emoticons?!?

[gypsie]

I'm more of a vodka/gin man myself.

I agree, they are forever :banned from the brigade.
*raises hand*
girl drink drunk right here

[Beefsteak1138]

:thumbsup to vodka



When did they rearrange the emoticons?!?
With an Olive of course.

i didn't notice, but maybe the other day when they moved servers.

[Beefsteak1138]

*raises hand*
girl drink drunk right here
Thats my girl.

[OlivePoet]

PPP '05
We are having a special pj party - video alloud ;) :evil
Damn straight! :p
My away message on AIM is "Pussypalooza 2005" pretty often; I've had a lot of inquiries. ;)

[gypsie]

:thumbsup to vodka



When did they rearrange the emoticons?!?

Scarey now you are reading my mind

*twillight zone music*

I was just about to post that but I decided I would call you instead - thanks for answering the phone :p

[OlivePoet]

:D Ditto, baby.
Yay! Sean loves me! :bounce :multi :bounce

[OlivePoet]

With an Olive of course.

i didn't notice, but maybe the other day when they moved servers.
Olives make everything better. :p Very tasty. :evil

They moved the servers? Man, I don't pay attention to shit around here. :freak

[gypsie]

Thats my girl.
On glass number two - yeah I'm a lightweight

The bottle is empty and the ABC store is closed
sadly 7-11 doesn't carry Bailey's:mad: and I am out of my high school Bartles and James habit

[OlivePoet]

Scarey now you are reading my mind

*twillight zone music*

I was just about to post that but I decided I would call you instead - thanks for answering the phone :p
Oh :lol
I don't answer the phone to numbers I don't have programmed in there. That must not have been your cell! :p
I've had some WEIRD people in life that have had my number. I screen ALL my calls! :lol (Yeah, I suddenly sound super weird!)

[OlivePoet]

On glass number two - yeah I'm a lightweight

The bottle is empty and the ABC store is closed
sadly 7-11 doesn't carry Bailey's:mad: and I am out of my high school Bartles and James habit
Bartles and James? :confused:

[Beefsteak1138]

On glass number two - yeah I'm a lightweight

The bottle is empty and the ABC store is closed
sadly 7-11 doesn't carry Bailey's:mad: and I am out of my high school Bartles and James habit
Yep, Virginia sucks about that...no more Bailey's for you 'till Monday :(

[OlivePoet]

Oops, gonna go call Kellie back :p

[gypsie]

Oh :lol
I don't answer the phone to numbers I don't have programmed in there. That must not have been your cell! :p
I've had some WEIRD people in life that have had my number. I screen ALL my calls! :lol (Yeah, I suddenly sound super weird!)
Ok that's twice!:lol
I am not posting my number on here
Do you know what Beef would do with that precious info
I am the Princess of Culpeper I have to protect my privacy:p

[gypsie]

Bartles and James? :confused:
Ok I feel old

Wine coolers!

[gypsie]

Yep, Virginia sucks about that...no more Bailey's for you 'till Monday :(
No liquor on God's day?:ugh:
How do most of these people get through church? (joke):lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Ok that's twice!:lol
I am not posting my number on here
Do you know what Beef would do with that precious info
I am the Princess of Culpeper I have to protect my privacy:p
I bet I could get a hefty price on Ebay.

[Beefsteak1138]

No liquor on God's day?:ugh:
How do most of these people get through church? (joke):lol
Yep :mad:

No liquor on Sundays (unless at a bar/restaurant), but you can still buy beer or wine anywhere.

[Beefsteak1138]

I gotta hit the hay.

Hope you two are having a good conversation.....

Stop talking about me unless it's good stuff.

'Night!!!!!!!

[gypsie]

Yep :mad:

No liquor on Sundays (unless at a bar/restaurant), but you can still buy beer or wine anywhere.

:BANG

[gypsie]

:multi Yeah! I am talking to Heater on the phone:multi

I am loving all of my pussies

[gypsie]

Ok I know at 1:00 in the morning I am talking to crickets

Just wanted to tell y'all to check out post your pets and post your pix because I have finally figured out how to size my pix so I can share with you

:hug 's and good night!

[Red_41]

Hellloooooo?????? .... *slurp* (guess what sound that is?)

[gypsie]

Hellloooooo?????? .... *slurp* (guess what sound that is?)

Morning!
*slurp* right back atcha

Are you still around?
I keep missing you:BANG

[OklahomaMama]

morning :)
just finished up the laundry

i don't care how nasty the boy is @ college, his bedclothes HERE are fresh and clean :p

[gypsie]

morning :)
just finished up the laundry

i don't care how nasty the boy is @ college, his bedclothes HERE are fresh and clean :p
Yup you are mom of the decade!!!
You take care of the boy, your ants, and everything else all with one hand tied behind your back - literally.
:hug Thanks for all you do!!:hug

Did you get to take that bath yesterday?

[OklahomaMama]

Yup you are mom of the decade!!!
You take care of the boy, your ants, and everything else all with one hand tied behind your back - literally.
:hug Thanks for all you do!!:hug

Did you get to take that bath yesterday?no... just slept in my own funk :lol

[Red_41]

*Runs in waving frantically* .... Hey pussies! :bounce *trips over the cat* Don't leave! Good morning! :hug :hug

[gypsie]

no... just slept in my own funk :lol

Uh.... that's hot :ugh:

[gypsie]

*Runs in waving frantically* .... Hey pussies! :bounce *trips over the cat* Don't leave! Good morning! :hug :hug

:bounce *scoops Noella up, licks face, grabs ass*:bounce

Holds coffe mug up in other hand waiting for the clink

[Red_41]

:bounce *scoops Noella up, licks face, grabs ass*:bounce

Holds coffe mug up in other hand waiting for the clink

*plants a big wet one on the back of Kellie's neck*


CLINK!!!!!!!!

[gypsie]

*plants a big wet one on the back of Kellie's neck*




CLINK!!!!!!!!
:lol I spoke to Heater last night!!!
Now you need to speak to her. She is awesome!
3 pussies down 3 to go!!

How are you this morn? any big plans?

[Red_41]

Heater PM'd me her number but I was on the phone with Jo for about 2 1/2 hours ... she's doing really well ... she's gonna e-mail you tonight with her Reikie massage details.

I'm going to one of my local pussies for brunch in a little while!

How bout you sweetie?

[gypsie]

Heater PM'd me her number but I was on the phone with Jo for about 2 1/2 hours ... she's doing really well ... she's gonna e-mail you tonight with her Reikie massage details.

I'm going to one of my local pussies for brunch in a little while!

How bout you sweetie?

The usual family stuff - cleaning, christmas shopping, costco
Nothing spectacular.

+/- must be slow - my 2000th post is not sexual in any way :rolleyes:
What is happening to this place :lol

[Red_41]

The usual family stuff - cleaning, christmas shopping, costco
Nothing spectacular.

+/- must be slow - my 2000th post is not sexual in any way :rolleyes:
What is happening to this place :lol
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY for you 2,000 !!!

I was hoping to become an official whore this weekend ... but it's been so fuckin' slow it doesn't look like it's going to happen :rolleyes:

I've gotta run sweetie .... Don't wanna be late when someone else is doing the cooking :p

Big :hug

I'll check in later!

[gypsie]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY for you 2,000 !!!

I was hoping to become an official whore this weekend ... but it's been so fuckin' slow it doesn't look like it's going to happen :rolleyes:

I've gotta run sweetie .... Don't wanna be late when someone else is doing the cooking :p

Big :hug

I'll check in later!
MAybe I'll be around for some good ole fashioned whoring tonight.
I hope to see you then :hug
Did you hear that men?! Whoring tonight!!:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

i heard! :D

surely the words "pussy" and "whoring" will bring the boys 'round
:rolleyes:

[System]

done, I am here

[OklahomaMama]

done, I am heresee? :p
works every time
:D

[System]

well, it could be that i ws just lurking waiting for a chance to respond to something sexual

[OklahomaMama]

well, it could be that i ws just lurking waiting for a chance to respond to something sexualgotta jump in at the right opportunity, is that what you're telling me?
;)

[System]

you want me to jump you?

[OklahomaMama]

you want me to jump you?:lol
sure, why not?
just be careful of the neck
:lol

[System]

:lol
sure, why not?
just be careful of the neck
:lol


fine, lay down and close your eyes, it will be over in, oh say 3 hours

[OklahomaMama]

fine, lay down and close your eyes, it will be over in, oh say 3 hoursonly 3??!!
amateur!
:evil

[System]

only 3??!!
amateur!
:evil


3 hours is when lunch is served..duh

[gypsie]

WTF?

Where was all this talk when I was about to reach 2000?

*grabs Mama's ass*

Hey T!

[System]

hey K,

this talk was, um, IN MY PANTS!!!v :evil

[gypsie]

hey K,

this talk was, um, IN MY PANTS!!!v :evil
And you couldn't have unleashed it earlier?
Meanie!:p

[OklahomaMama]

WTF?

Where was all this talk when I was about to reach 2000?

*grabs Mama's ass*

Hey T!*reaches back for a little bootie grab too*
mwaaah!
sorry i missed your doublewhoredom :(

forgive me?
:angel

[System]

And you couldn't have unleashed it earlier?
Meanie!:p


sorry but you are a married girl, i don't break up happy household.

the man must hire me to please his lady, the only way that works...

[System]

*reaches back for a little bootie grab too*
mwaaah!
sorry i missed your doublewhoredom :(

forgive me?
:angel


KELLIE!!

don't forgiver her, let me spank her for being bad :D :evil

[OklahomaMama]

sorry but you are a married girl, i don't break up happy household.

the man must hire me to please his lady, the only way that works...*hums "he's just a gigolo...."
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

KELLIE!!

don't forgiver her, let me spank her for being bad :D :evilyou can spank me either way.... i'm sure i've done SOMETHING naughty recently :rolleyes:
*bends over*

[System]

you can spank me either way.... i'm sure i've done SOMETHING naughty recently :rolleyes:
*bends over*



Where did i put that paddle?

shit, guess it will have to be a TOUNGE LASHING!!










ya, i am one funny guy

[System]

be back later y'all......got some errands i need handle

[gypsie]

KELLIE!!

don't forgiver her, let me spank her for being bad :D :evil
No spank me!!

My turn my turn!:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Where did i put that paddle?

shit, guess it will have to be a TOUNGE LASHING!!


ya, i am one funny guyi think i can handle a tongue lashing...

BRING IT!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

be back later y'all......got some errands i need handle
you call your testicles "errands"??
interesting....

:lol

[System]

No spank me!!

My turn my turn!:bounce


fine,

line up for a spanking row...


God, i love my job

[System]

you call your testicles "errands"??
interesting....

:lol



no, i call them balls,

but i do have to wash my car.....

[gypsie]

fine,

line up for a spanking row...


God, i love my job

*Gets in line - bends over*

[OklahomaMama]

no, i call them balls,

but i do have to wash my car.....*pictures Tony in cut off shorts, no shirt and soapsuds everywhere*

:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

*Gets in line - bends over*look, kellie... we're standing cheek to cheek!

:lol

[il bacio dolce]

I'm gonna kill him. He just ate a big breakfast of ham and eggs and toast at 11:30 when he knows we're having Thanksgiving dinner at my mother's at 2 o'clock!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm gonna kill him. He just ate a big breakfast of ham and eggs and toast at 11:30 when he knows we're having Thanksgiving dinner at my mother's at 2 o'clock!don't worry, cass... men can do that :p

[il bacio dolce]

Can they... :rolleyes:
I haven't really eaten this morning because I'm looking forward to this meal. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, i used to always fuss @ nick for cramming junk in his face 1/2 before dinner & he could still sit down and eat a full meal
i'm like you... i'll starve all morning for a big dinner :p

[il bacio dolce]

:lol He says he'll eat.

"You'll eat my mother's food and you'll enjoy it!" :twak

Kidding.

[OklahomaMama]

how come your mom is dishing up Turkey Day early?

[il bacio dolce]

She's not off Thursday, and she wanted to have it a day all the moved-out kids could come home. :)

[gypsie]

look, kellie... we're standing cheek to cheek!

:lol
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

She's not off Thursday, and she wanted to have it a day all the moved-out kids could come home. :)sucks that she has to work on thanksgiving!
but very nice that y'all can still get together :angel

[il bacio dolce]

Yep. Matt works T-Day as well. I'll be home all day, mostly by myself. :lol Not studying for finals, but telling myself I should be. You know.

[DMBfan41]

hello all today

[OklahomaMama]

hi, Jar!
:hug

[DMBfan41]

how are ya??

[OklahomaMama]

how are ya??taking it one day @ a time :)
and you?

[DMBfan41]

im doin alright, excited for a week off of school!

[OklahomaMama]

im doin alright, excited for a week off of school!you get a whole week??
nick only gets wednesday thursday and friday :(
but, i'll take those three days with my baby boy
:bounce

[il bacio dolce]

I have classes Wednsday. I have Thursday and Friday.
SnH gave me a four hour shift instead of 8 on a Saturday which has to be a boo-boo, but I'm not going to mention in because it's the weekend before finals.
Then the week after this one, I have a shortened week, finals, then the blocks ends, so I have Thursday through Tuesday off, new block starting on Wendsday. It's gonna be a fun one too, thinking I can test out of Typing and Business English. Ugh.

[abrazosybesos]

i'm here and i'll speak :D, i have wed, thurs, and fri off, and it would be so great to just leave now, but my math prof - god bless her for keeping me in line - decided to make our test on mon, and then my spanish prof - god bless him just because he's short and bald and speaks very bad english - is having a big review for our final on tuesday, so my fish and i are stuck here for a few more days, home will be so nice though :).

[abrazosybesos]

aww, yay that was 25 posts, that's a pretty big milestone for me hehe.

[OklahomaMama]

Amanda!
:bounce

everyone be nice to Amanda... she's a native Okie & i'm taking her under my wing
:angel

[abrazosybesos]

haha, yay! i feel special:D

[OklahomaMama]

Mama takes care of all her Ant Babies :p

this place is ZZZZZZ today, but during the week it's hopping :thumbsup

[abrazosybesos]

but alas, i guess it's time to get off my lazy butt and go clean my fish bowl. his name is puppy (we can't have real dogs, so he's as close as i can get), and he's gonna die in his own bowl of poop if i don't save him soon; wouldn't that be a miserable way to go?

[Bull_11]

Amanda!
:bounce

everyone be nice to Amanda... she's a native Okie & i'm taking her under my wing
:angel
mama...you saying i can't take advantage of the new girl? ;)

hi, Amanda! *waves* Welcome!

[abrazosybesos]

haha, hi! *waves back*

[Bull_11]

haha, hi! *waves back*
how ya doin' Amanda? I guess i'm one of the daytime regulars around here!

[OklahomaMama]

Puppy the fish... cute! is it a goldfish? i have three goldfish (orange, black & calico) and two algae eaters and a spotted cory catfish
:)


Brian... don't you dare scare Amanda off! :twak
;)

[Bull_11]

Puppy the fish... cute! is it a goldfish? i have three goldfish (orange, black & calico) and two algae eaters and a spotted cory catfish
:)


Brian... don't you dare scare Amanda off! :twak
;)
Mama...you think I would do that!? :rolleyes: I thought I was at least a decently nice guy?


Gotta run guys...Mama, catch you tomorrow! Amanda, it was nice talking to you. I hope to see you around again soon!

[OklahomaMama]

Mama...you think I would do that!? :rolleyes: I thought I was at least a decently nice guy?


Gotta run guys...Mama, catch you tomorrow! Amanda, it was nice talking to you. I hope to see you around again soon!Brian really IS a sweetheart :angel
see ya tomorrow... i'm off work after my doctor's appointment @ 11:30 am so hopefully i'll have more time to hang here

hurry & save the poopy Puppyfish, Amanda!
:lol

[abrazosybesos]

haha, k, puppy's set for a little while; he's a beta, very pretty, but very dirty

[abrazosybesos]

he's the third fish i've had since school started:o ; the first one jumped out of his bowl while i was out one day, so i call him my Big-Eyed Fish hehe, and the second one just died, i dunno, bad water i guess, but puppy's been around for quite a while, he's tough:D

[OklahomaMama]

i had a beta once...
*giggle*
i'd put a mirror in front of him to watch him go all badass
:p

[abrazosybesos]

hahahaha, my friend tried to breed hers, but the boy just beat up on the girl, so she divorced them

[OklahomaMama]

hahahaha, my friend tried to breed hers, but the boy just beat up on the girl, so she divorced themyeah, i always wondered how they make babies :confused: they're so mean to each other!
i had some gorgeous fancy guppies but they were apparently too stooopid to live.. they kept getting sucked into the filter :rolleyes:

[abrazosybesos]

haha, yeah, so glad i wasn't born a fish. i'm actually mostly a cat person, as you seem to be, but my cat died about a month ago:( ; we think she had kitty AIDS.

[OklahomaMama]

haha, yeah, so glad i wasn't born a fish. i'm actually mostly a cat person, as you seem to be, but my cat died about a month ago:( ; we think she had kitty AIDS.i keep my fishies @ work cuz yes, i am a "cat person" and Edgar & Raven would think they're snacks :p
i'm sorry to hear about your kitty :(
it's freaky how many human diseases cats get... feline AIDS, leukemia, diabetes. you'd think there would be more research into human/feline links.

[angelces]

Mama are you mad at me?

[chels012002]

I am here for a little bit!

[chels012002]

Where'd everyone go?

[Red_41]

Wahhhhhh .... I want my MAMA! ..... :(

[Red_41]

Hi Chels ... How YOU doin'?

[OklahomaMama]

Mama are you mad at me?no way! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Chelsie & Noella!
:hug :hug

[chels012002]

Hi Chels ... How YOU doin'?
Good how you doing?

[chels012002]

hey, Chelsie & Noella!
:hug :hug
Hey mama :hug

I have to leave in 30 min

[OklahomaMama]

Hey mama :hug

I have to leave in 30 minbig date?
:D

[Red_41]

I'm doing really well ... jammin to Worcestery 98 ... makin' xmas ornaments ... got a fire goin in the fireplace and havin' a glass of red :)

Chels: If you would like, I'll happily send you some of my apple/cinnamon ornaments ... but ya gotta PM me your address. :hug

Brenda: I'VE MISSED YOU THIS WEEKEND !!!!! :hug :angel

[OklahomaMama]

I'm doing really well ... jammin to Worcestery 98 ... makin' xmas ornaments ... got a fire goin in the fireplace and havin' a glass of red :)

Chels: If you would like, I'll happily send you some of my apple/cinnamon ornaments ... but ya gotta PM me your address. :hug

Brenda: I'VE MISSED YOU THIS WEEKEND !!!!! :hug :angelgirl, i was freakin' comatose yesterday :rolleyes:
my neck is really killing me :(
prolly doesn't help that i did 9 loads of laundry & carried a pickup truck full of groceries today...
mind you, patrick has been a big help but still....
OUCH!
:(

[chels012002]

big date?
:D
If you would consiter my job a man then yes! lmao

I wish I was going out with Ryan today!

Chels: If you would like, I'll happily send you some of my apple/cinnamon ornaments ... but ya gotta PM me your address. :hug

Okies

[OklahomaMama]

If you would consiter my job a man then yes! lmao

I wish I was going out with Ryan today!


Okieswell.... a job fucks ya every now and then ... same difference
:lol

[Red_41]

girl, i was freakin' comatose yesterday :rolleyes:
my neck is really killing me :(
prolly doesn't help that i did 9 loads of laundry & carried a pickup truck full of groceries today...
mind you, patrick has been a big help but still....
OUCH!
:(
OK, Wait a second here ......










*puts on best big sister face and places hands on hips*










Sweetie .... You have to STOP doing that shit and accept the fact that you are not able to do all the shit you're used to doing ... I know it sucks, I know it's frustrating, I know you've always done it AND I know you want your body to be normal ... but RIGHT NOW it's not ... NOW CUT IT OUT BEFORE I HAUL MY ASS ON A PLANE AND STRAP YOU'RE ASS TO THAT RECLINER ... YOU HEAR ME MISSY?






Actually, the strapping to the recliner is for me as much as for you ... :evil



Seriously hon, you're going to hurt yourself and with surgery looming you HAVE to be careful OK?


:angel

[OklahomaMama]

*sigh*
i know... part of it is not wanting to admit defeat and part is the fact that patrick thinks i'm being a pussy (and not the GOOD kind ;) )... he thinks if i can sit @ my computer i can move furniture.... HUH??? (he's an idiot!)

he still swears all i need is a good chiropractic adjustment :BANG
i'm making him see the neurosurgeon when i go hopefully next week

[Red_41]

*sigh*
i know... part of it is not wanting to admit defeat and part is the fact that patrick thinks i'm being a pussy (and not the GOOD kind ;) )... he thinks if i can sit @ my computer i can move furniture.... HUH??? (he's an idiot!)

he still swears all i need is a good chiropractic adjustment :BANG
i'm making him see the neurosurgeon when i go hopefully next week

Boy does that sound familiar. :BANG :devil

They seem to think that when they're sick the world comes to an end, but when we're sick we've got some time of super estrogen booster that makes us able to keep tending to them the way we always do :mad:


First of all, I think a chiropractic adjustment (and yes I've been and I've got two good friends who are excellent chiros) could be very dangerous for you right now.

Second of all, YES, bring him to your next appointment to the neurosurgeon ... He MUST be made to understand how serious this is ... as is said, I looked after one of my bros when he had his surgery and this is no fucking joke (he IS fine now but the surgery and recovery are very delicate).

Call me if you need to vent or need moral support any time ok my Okie darlin? :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Boy does that sound familiar.

They seem to think that when they're sick the world comes to an end, but when we're sick we've got some time of super estrogen booster that makes us able to keep tending to them the way we always do


First of all, I think a chiropractic adjustment (and yes I've been and I've got two good friends who are excellent chiros) could be very dangerous for you right now.

Second of all, YES, bring him to your next appointment to the neurosurgeon ... He MUST be made to understand how serious this is ... as is said, I looked after one of my bros when he had his surgery and this is no fucking joke (he IS fine now but the surgery and recovery are very delicate).

Call me if you need to vent or need moral support any time ok my Okie darlin? :hugi think deep down the idiot means well :rolleyes:
i've been throught this so many times with him... he thinks i'm faking, i prove him wrong, he feels shitty, i milk it for all it's worth :lol
i really think he goes into deep denial with each crisis til it smacks him in the face
re: chiropractors... i LOVE my chiro guy, he rocks! but even he would take one look @ my MRI and step back.
so yeah, i'm gonna make him go with me to the neurosurgeon and put the fear of God in his ass :p

that should get me out of chores for a while
:D

and thank you so much for being my bestest Canadian friend :hug
it means a bunch to me
:)

[Red_41]

i think deep down the idiot means well :rolleyes:
i've been throught this so many times with him... he thinks i'm faking, i prove him wrong, he feels shitty, i milk it for all it's worth :lol
i really think he goes into deep denial with each crisis til it smacks him in the face
re: chiropractors... i LOVE my chiro guy, he rocks! but even he would take one look @ my MRI and step back.
so yeah, i'm gonna make him go with me to the neurosurgeon and put the fear of God in his ass :p

that should get me out of chores for a while
:D

and thank you so much for being my bestest Canadian friend :hug
it means a bunch to me
:)

I don't mean to come off like a bitch though (just in case I did) ... I know he loves you and is also probably in denial cause he's worried as hell (another common reaction :rolleyes: )

BTW, I just got a PM from Chelsie ... she says bye ... she had to run! :)

So is it "just you and me kid"?

[OklahomaMama]

I don't mean to come off like a bitch though (just in case I did) ... I know he loves you and is also probably in denial cause he's worried as hell (another common reaction :rolleyes: )

BTW, I just got a PM from Chelsie ... she says bye ... she had to run! :)

So is it "just you and me kid"?don't feel bad... i'm bitchy to him 99.99% of the time too :lol


alone at last!
MWAAHH!!

[Teonanacatl]

hi ladies.

[Teonanacatl]

hope i'm not interrupting.

[Red_41]

Sorry for the slight "interruption" there folks ... It's all your fault Brenda ... you mentioned Listener Supported last night and I only have it on video ... So I realized my vcr wasn't hooked up through my stereo yet ... damn ... I always forget how to rehook it up again ... back in a few minutes.



Hey Teon! ... How ya doin bud?



BRB!

[Teonanacatl]

i'm good, red. you?

[Teonanacatl]

So I realized my vcr wasn't hooked up through my stereo yet ... damn ... I always forget how to rehook it up again ... back in a few minutes.
sending you a sigh.

a/v wire problems. yuck. so tedious.

[Teonanacatl]

guess i'll take a walk, ladies. see you.

[Red_41]

sending you a sigh.

a/v wire problems. yuck. so tedious.

:BANG :BANG :BANG

OK ... vcr is working ... TV and vcr are working ... still fighting with stereo cables .... ARGHHH

Progress IS being made though!

[Teonanacatl]

oh, you're back. maybe in our lifetime, everything will be wireless eventually.

[Red_41]

One speaker works ... the other one doesn't ... WTF is up with that?

[Red_41]

OK ... I give up ... one speaker is better than through the tv ... Damn ... I need a glass of wine after all that! whew!

[Teonanacatl]

OK ... I give up ... one speaker is better than through the tv ... Damn ... I need a glass of wine after all that! whew!
(laughs)

i think when the wires drive you to drink it might be time to think about a new system.

[Red_41]

Yeah ... I hear ya ... actually, I was in the mood for a glass of wine anyway ... It's just my rationalization process :)

So how long have you been a DMB fan?

[Teonanacatl]

Yeah ... I hear ya ... actually, I was in the mood for a glass of wine anyway ... It's just my rationalization process :)

So how long have you been a DMB fan?
i've never really thought about that. no one has ever asked me. if i am remembering right, when satellite was out -- was that when they started to get popular? that's when i first heard of them.

[Red_41]

i've never really thought about that. no one has ever asked me. if i am remembering right, when satellite was out -- was that when they started to get popular? that's when i first heard of them.
Ah yes ... Well "Under the Table and Dreaming" could be considered their "breakthrough" cd ... that was my first "discovery as well ... and then the obsession took hold :)

I've just recently received their live Worcester 98 cd (courtesy of Oklahoma Mama) and it's excellent!

Have you been to many live shows?

[Teonanacatl]

Have you been to many live shows?
saw them once. it really isn't an obsession for me.

no offense, but you guys are a little fanatical. can you explain where that comes from? there's lots of groovy music out there. what makes this band different for you folks?

[Teonanacatl]

sorry to bail on you, red -- need to meet a friend in a few. see you.

[Red_41]

Where to begin? .... First there's the musicianship ... individually they are pheonmenally talented ... and when they come together ... well ... I think it's the obvious intution that they share as a group. Secondly, there is the songwriting. The lyrics, for the most part, are such strong statement in and of themselves of the importance of being aware, alive, positive, to live each day and treat it as a gift. Dave's love songs touch a woman to her very core (and this opinion is shared by every female DMB fan I know). Finally, as a band, when they are interviewed or play live, their obvious love and respect for each other and sense of family makes them a joy to see and hear. I could go on about their "political" beliefs ... but I'll stop rambling.

:)

[OklahomaMama]

you still there, Noella? :)
*we're retarded... just got off the phone with each other & now we're seeing if we're "here" :lol )

i agree with what you said to Teon... it's more than music for me. it's a sense of community, fellowship, love
i listen to a lot of varied artists, from Led Zeppelin to the Red Hot Chili Peppers but none have made me want to talk about the lyrics, meet other fans or quit my job and follow them around the globe (only half kidding there :p )
maybe it's a "cult" thing, like being a Deadhead.
we're....
DAVEHEADS!
:bounce

[gypsie]

Sweetie .... You have to STOP doing that shit and accept the fact that you are not able to do all the shit you're used to doing ... I know it sucks, I know it's frustrating, I know you've always done it AND I know you want your body to be normal ... but RIGHT NOW it's not ... NOW CUT IT OUT BEFORE I HAUL MY ASS ON A PLANE AND STRAP YOU'RE ASS TO THAT RECLINER ... YOU HEAR ME MISSY?






Actually, the strapping to the recliner is for me as much as for you ... :evil



Seriously hon, you're going to hurt yourself and with surgery looming you HAVE to be careful OK?


:angel
I fully support this post :thumbsup

[Red_41]

Hey Kellieee! ... Jo said she was going to email you tonight!


Hey Brennnnnn! ... I was wondering if you were going to be here ... I've finished Stage1 of my xmas ornaments ... I'm Pooped (where's Heater tonight) :lol


:hug s all around!

[il bacio dolce]

It was nice seeing my mom and sister again. They're the best. :)

[Red_41]

How was your turkey dinner Cassie? ... drooollll ... mmm cranberry sauce, stuffing, graaavvvvyyy !

[il bacio dolce]

Nummy. :)
And a wine cooler for me. I'm the only one with an alcoholic beverage on the table. :lol

[Red_41]

So did Matt eat his dinner like a good boy?

[il bacio dolce]

:lol He did. He didn't have any pie though.
NOW, he passes up sex to have dinner.
Idiot. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

hey, girls :hug
i had a nice little dinner...
grilled italian sausage with cellentani pasta, red wine with portabello shrooms & black olives sauce, garlic bread and green beans

buuuuurp!

excuse me!
:lol

[Red_41]

hey, girls :hug
i had a nice little dinner...
grilled italian sausage with cellentani pasta, red wine with portabello shrooms & black olives sauce, garlic bread and green beans

buuuuurp!

excuse me!
:lol

Breaded chicken breast stuffed with cheese and broccoli and "stove top stuffing" (all the food groups were represented :lol )

buuuuurp!

[OklahomaMama]

:D
i love that we're not these little demure giggly girls who you can't imagine taking a poop!

we're REAL WOMEN!!!

deal with it, fuckers!
:lol

[abrazosybesos]

haha, hey mama! y'all are making me hungry, but looks like i'm gonna have to go with microwave burritos tonight... yum....

[Red_41]

*scratches crotch ... pulls panties out of bum* ... You get that right sista!

[OklahomaMama]

hi amanda!
:hug
you and my son are both in Dorm Microwaveville, eh? ;)
surprisingly, when he comes home next week he'll probably STILL eat microwave food instead of good old fashioned Mama cooking (he's wierd like that)

[il bacio dolce]

You know... Matt does all that shit, scratch, fart, burp.. right in front of me. I think the scratching himself grosses me out more than anything.

[OklahomaMama]

You know... Matt does all that shit, scratch, fart, burp.. right in front of me. I think the scratching himself grosses me out more than anything.:p wait til you've lived with the same man for 19 years, honey... you'll be astounded what all they'll do right in front of ya without even batting an eyelash
:lol

[Red_41]

*lifts right cheek and lets out a ripe one* ... So how are ya tonight Cassie? :lol

[il bacio dolce]

Let us hope that doesn't happen! :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

*lifts right cheek and lets out a ripe one* ... So how are ya tonight Cassie? :lolthank goodness we don't have "smell-o-net" :lol

say hello to Amanda... i told her we were very nice & look what she walks in on!
:p

[Red_41]

We ARE nice ... we all fart, we all burp ... some of just do it more privately that's all!

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

We ARE nice ... we all fart, we all burp ... some of just do it more privately that's all!

:loland me & noella do it in front of gazillions of people! :D
yaaay us!
:lol


hey, i have acid reflux & a hiatal hernia... burping relieves my discomfort so when i rip one off i say "sorry, i have a medical condition"
carte blanche for being rude, crude and socially unacceptable :thumbsup

[Red_41]

I've been told that I snore "like a very large man" ... hmmmm what reason can I give for that?

[OklahomaMama]

I've been told that I snore "like a very large man" ... hmmmm what reason can I give for that?deviated septum... even if you don't have one, it sounds good :p

[Red_41]

deviated septum... even if you don't have one, it sounds good :p
ACTUALLY, I have one! ... I just remembered, I had this boyfriend that used to complain like hell about my snoring so I went to an ear, nose & throat guy ... Dr. told me that he "could" do the surgery but wouldn't touch me until I quite smoking ... :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Dang it ... I'm pooped *where the hell is Heater?* ... 103 ornaments drying, waiting for painting and string. Whew ... I'm gonna head out soon babycakes.

:hug

[abrazosybesos]

my goodness, real women... gotta love 'em lol

[gypsie]

Hi ladies!

Just wanted to drop in before desparite Housewives.

Random comment: My son is getting a twang :eek:

[il bacio dolce]

ACTUALLY, I have one! ... I just remembered, I had this boyfriend that used to complain like hell about my snoring so I went to an ear, nose & throat guy ... Dr. told me that he "could" do the surgery but wouldn't touch me until I quite smoking ... :rolleyes:

Ear, nose, throat doctor = otorhinolaryngologist. :freak

[il bacio dolce]

When is Desparate Housewives on? I must see what this is all about!!

[OklahomaMama]

Hi ladies!

Just wanted to drop in before desparite Housewives.

Random comment: My son is getting a twang :eek:hey, sugargirl! :hug
it's ok, my son is a hick too
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

ACTUALLY, I have one! ... I just remembered, I had this boyfriend that used to complain like hell about my snoring so I went to an ear, nose & throat guy ... Dr. told me that he "could" do the surgery but wouldn't touch me until I quite smoking ... :rolleyes:well, there ya go toots!
:p

[il bacio dolce]

And "Distraction" just registered on Ants, so you may or may not see him chatting here. Oi.

[gypsie]

Once again I have missed Noellla and Brenda

I hope y'all are here for coffee tomorrow.
Brenda - you sleeping in late tomorrow since you have the day off?
Or is it just me and Noella?
(I need to know so I make sure I am wearing the right underwear);) :evil

[gypsie]

When is Desparate Housewives on? I must see what this is all about!!
In about 5 minutes on ABC - Eastern Standard Time

[il bacio dolce]

That's what I though. After the home makeover thingy.

So I dyed my hair again tonight. It still didn't take quite like it should have, but it is redder.

[gypsie]

That's what I though. After the home makeover thingy.

So I dyed my hair again tonight. It still didn't take quite like it should have, but it is redder.
I'm sure you look beautiful!
That reminds me - I have to color mine too.
Off to watch be back during comercials:hug

[abrazosybesos]

k, question that i just can't find a good answer to: my boyfriend's birthday is next saturday; we've been dating for almost 2 1/2 years, but we never see each other anymore because he goes to school in houston and i'm stuck in middle-of-nowhere nacogdoches, so i really want to give him something meaningful, but i just can't find the right gift, any suggestions?

[abrazosybesos]

:( i have to go study for my math test; it's so unfair to have tests on mondays, esp. math tests for which you have to study like 40 definitions - math and english were never meant to mix like that... but oh well, hopefully i'll get another A - i'm so so close to a 4.0 right now:multi

[gypsie]

k, question that i just can't find a good answer to: my boyfriend's birthday is next saturday; we've been dating for almost 2 1/2 years, but we never see each other anymore because he goes to school in houston and i'm stuck in middle-of-nowhere nacogdoches, so i really want to give him something meaningful, but i just can't find the right gift, any suggestions?

I would plan a really meaningful romantic evening for two. Whatever's romantic to you could be a nice restaurant and a movie or play or doing something outdoorsy like hiking and having a pinic - just take your time planning something really special, that will mean more to both of you then material objects.
Good luck!

[OklahomaMama]

Once again I have missed Noellla and Brenda

I hope y'all are here for coffee tomorrow.
Brenda - you sleeping in late tomorrow since you have the day off?
Or is it just me and Noella?
(I need to know so I make sure I am wearing the right underwear);) :evili gotta work til my doctor's appointment... had to work in a patient so i'll be here slurping my java with my pussies :D

[gypsie]

i gotta work til my doctor's appointment... had to work in a patient so i'll be here slurping my java with my pussies :D
:bounce This is a very selffish bouncey thingy:bounce
You should be in bed with your pussies (the four legged ones) not work:(

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce This is a very selffish bouncey thingy:bounce
You should be in bed with your pussies (the four legged ones) not work:(yeah, what can i do though? i'm trying to squeeze in as many patients as i can before my surgery, y'know?
i'm the only EEG tech in the whole hospital & my patients will have to go to the civilian hospital (where the waiting list is a lot longer)

[il bacio dolce]

One EEG tech in a hospital?
How many beds in the hospital?

[OklahomaMama]

One EEG tech in a hospital?
How many beds in the hospital?it's more of a "superclinic" honestly... military hospitals are hard to staff so we maintain an ICU with 6 beds and a postsurgical/illness ward with 25 beds (approximately). the majority of my patients are outpatients.

[il bacio dolce]

That's small.

[OklahomaMama]

That's small.it suits me though.... i have a full workload with the EKG clinic as well and i really get to know my patients :)

[OklahomaMama]

here's some POSITIVE news:
i'm on AIM with Nicholas & he'll be a sophomore next semester! :bounce
apparently he has enough credits
how cool is that?
:)

[OlivePoet]

Ok I feel old

Wine coolers!
:lol
Oh, duh. I guess I've never paid attention to the brands of wine coolers. :p

[OlivePoet]

:multi Yeah! I am talking to Heater on the phone:multi

I am loving all of my pussies
:bounce
:multi
:bounce

[OlivePoet]

The usual family stuff - cleaning, christmas shopping, costco
Nothing spectacular.

+/- must be slow - my 2000th post is not sexual in any way :rolleyes:
What is happening to this place :lol
What happened is that I got blocked at work! :lol

[OlivePoet]

you call your testicles "errands"??
interesting....

:lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

haha, yay! i feel special:D
Hi! Welcome! {{{hugs}}}

[OlivePoet]

Dang it ... I'm pooped *where the hell is Heater?* ... 103 ornaments drying, waiting for painting and string. Whew ... I'm gonna head out soon babycakes.

:hug
:lol Well, this was posted while "Arrested Development" was on, so I was busy going down on Giulio at that time. :p

[OlivePoet]

Ok, 6 (now 7) posts in a row. I guess I'll see ya'll in the morning. :)

:hug :hug :hug

[DMBfan41]

whats goin in here? anything? nothing?

[OklahomaMama]

good morning :)
*slurps first cup of coffee*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:D

[gypsie]

Morning!:hug

*jumps up to get coffee*
Sleep well?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, kell....
*yawn*
had a hard time getting to sleep (which is unusual for me) between my various aches & pains

if i haven't said it before kids, DON'T GET OLD!!
:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:lol Well, this was posted while "Arrested Development" was on, so I was busy going down on Giulio at that time. :p
Heater and her f'ed up priorities!:lol

[gypsie]

Sorry to hear that Brenda :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Sorry to hear that Brenda :hugeh... doesn't happen often enough to let it bug me...
but i am gonna ask for some GOOD pain pills today ;)

what's your day have in store for you, sweetie?

[gypsie]

I am so tired I have been staying up way too late.

I feel like a garbage can I ate too much crappy food this weekend which means this week I am going to be exercise junkie in a huge way.

*gentle hugs to Brenda with a squeeze on the ass and a slight cupping of the left breast*

*CLINK!*

[gypsie]

eh... doesn't happen often enough to let it bug me...
but i am gonna ask for some GOOD pain pills today ;)

what's your day have in store for you, sweetie?

Exercise, Cedar gets fixed, teach yoga - not much.
It's going to be a tight morning I have to get Cedar to the vet 1/2 hour earlier then I normally leave in the morning

[OklahomaMama]

I am so tired I have been staying up way too late.

I feel like a garbage can I ate too much crappy food this weekend which means this week I am going to be exercise junkie in a huge way.

*gentle hugs to Brenda with a squeeze on the ass and a slight cupping of the left breast*

*CLINK!*:lol
i love how precise you are in your descriptions of molesting us :D
*leans in to the squeezes*


hey, didya see my good news about the boy? *beams proudly*

[gypsie]

:lol
i love how precise you are in your descriptions of molesting us :D
*leans in to the squeezes*


hey, didya see my good news about the boy? *beams proudly*

I did I meant to reply to that but ADD and Heater's posts got the better of me. That boy of yours rocks!!!:bounce
What is he going to school for again?
Does he know what he wants to do with himself after school yet?

[gypsie]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]:lol
i love how precise you are in your descriptions of molesting us :D
*leans in to the squeezes*


QUOTE]


Precision - makes it more real ;) :lol

[OklahomaMama]

I did I meant to reply to that but ADD and Heater's posts got the better of me. That boy of yours rocks!!!:bounce
What is he going to school for again?
Does he know what he wants to do with himself after school yet?no worries... you know i've got a wee touch of ADD myself
*drifts off*



























:lol
Nick's not sure yet what he's gonna do with his life but he's really excited about graduating a year early if he keeps up this pace. he did admit to feeling a little burned out so i told him come on home & let Mama spoil him :)

[gypsie]

Let him spoil you! You have a pantry full of food let him dote on your ass.
You need to be taken care of and let others take care of you for once, silly girl.

I know I know yeah right. ;)
I wouldn't be able to do that either but it sounded good :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

i already warned him about my neck and that i can't be dragging a ton of shit back & forth from his dorm

then he warned me about bringing home all his laundry :eek:
i swear, if i find out he still hasn't washed his sheets & towels since i dropped his ass off there in august, i'm just gonna burn them in the parking lot
{{shudder}}

:p

[gypsie]

i already warned him about my neck and that i can't be dragging a ton of shit back & forth from his dorm

then he warned me about bringing home all his laundry :eek:
i swear, if i find out he still hasn't washed his sheets & towels since i dropped his ass off there in august, i'm just gonna burn them in the parking lot
{{shudder}}

:p

*runs to pantry grabs bag of marshmallows*

They will be better over an open fire instead of on my sweet potatoes

[OklahomaMama]

i got mini marshmallows for my sweet potatoes... i bake them and make this sinfully delicious sauce out of orange juice, brown sugar, nutmeg, butter, marshmallows & raisins
*drool*

hey, i took a picture of his senior pic (cuz my scanner sucks and i'm a dork :lol )
he's a hell of a lot scruffier now but still handsome (IMO)

[OklahomaMama]

umkay, i need to hit the shower...
be back soon!
MWAAAAH!
:hug