Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

:bounce :bounce
hey alison! sorry you didn't find what you were looking for, but i'm glad the interview itself went well!

[OklahomaMama]

oh yeah, Skippy!
put PUSSYPALOOZA '05 in your sig
:bounce

[come&dancew/me]

i've made a scientific observation about the correlation between sneezing and peeing.
ever notice that if you're in the middle of peeing and you sneeze the urine flow stops?

wierd, huh?

:lol
I think our bodies are not capable of doing those two things at one time. It's like the sneeze tells your bladder:" STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!"

(Hmmmm....sounds like something George Carlin had in one of his shows onece.

[come&dancew/me]

oh yeah, Skippy!
put PUSSYPALOOZA '05 in your sig
:bounce
it's already done, mama. have people started asking what it is yet?

[stunnersal]

i've made a scientific observation about the correlation between sneezing and peeing.
ever notice that if you're in the middle of peeing and you sneeze the urine flow stops?

wierd, huh?

:lol
Hmmm i will have to pay attention more, i know mine just hits the walls when i sneeze i never noticed it stopping...

[OklahomaMama]

it's already done, mama. have people started asking what it is yet?hmm... nobody has asked me yet...


maybe they just expect that sort of thing from me? :evil
:lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol
StumpyErin asked me.

[arizonalovesyou]

A more important question is, what are your signature strengths? What are the best qualities you have, and how do you go about implimenting them in all aspects of your life. Surprisingly, most people don't even know what their best qualities are.

http://www.authentichappiness.org/perl/Strengths.pl

You've gotta register, but when you do, take this questionnaire, it'll be worth your time, trust me. :D

Well I did and here's what I got:

#1 Strength - Appreciation of Beauty & Excellence - I scored higher than 90% of most people on this strength.

[OlivePoet]

Well I did and here's what I got:

#1 Strength - Appreciation of Beauty & Excellence - I scored higher than 90% of most people on this strength.
:thumbsup That is an excellent strength. So many people take beauty for granted.

[come&dancew/me]

hmm... nobody has asked me yet...


maybe they just expect that sort of thing from me? :evil
:lol
Either that, or they heard about the whole cage situation. :lol

::ducks and covers head from flying objects::

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
StumpyErin asked me.
:multi Now let's keep the mystery going. What is the pussypalooza? Where is it? How do you get invited? etc...:lol

[come&dancew/me]

Well I did and here's what I got:

#1 Strength - Appreciation of Beauty & Excellence - I scored higher than 90% of most people on this strength.
Nice. :thumbsup Not enough people stop to smell the roses. I admit that I'm guilty of that. I'm too busy "looking" at the things in my head. Is that selfish? Anyhow, Arizonalovesyou, welcome to our happy thread.

I wish Arizona loved me more. Will Arizona send me a plane ticket and get me a job there so that I never have to see another goawdforsaken winter again???

[OklahomaMama]

:multi Now let's keep the mystery going. What is the pussypalooza? Where is it? How do you get invited? etc...:loldamn! too late... i already spilled my guts to MAM2STEPN


am i out of the festival now? :(
*pout*

[come&dancew/me]

damn! too late... i already spilled my guts to MAM2STEPN


am i out of the festival now? :(
*pout*
Of course not. I was only kidding. :hug :hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

*whew*

i couldn't even imagine what kind of defrocking ritual i was gonna have to undergo
;)

:p

[OlivePoet]

damn! too late... i already spilled my guts to MAM2STEPN


am i out of the festival now? :(
*pout*
I did the same thing! :(

[OlivePoet]

*whew*

i couldn't even imagine what kind of defrocking ritual i was gonna have to undergo
;)

:p
I was looking forward to one! ;)

[stunnersal]

---- Has no idea what's going on, leaves out the backdoor... ------

[OklahomaMama]

---- Has no idea what's going on, leaves out the backdoor... ------oh, come back Sal!!!



heh heh... Sal said "backdoor"
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

oh, come back Sal!!!



heh heh... Sal said "backdoor"
:lol
Which one are you? Beevis or Butthead??

Sal....OH SAAAALLLLL!!!!!! Don't leave! Stay! Stay or Leave! Don't Say Goodbye! We might have to PM you like 41 times! Or, we'll start stalking you, so Don't Drink the Water in your house, cuz it might be poisoned!!

[OlivePoet]

oh, come back Sal!!!



heh heh... Sal said "backdoor"
:lol
:lol EXACTLY what i was gonna write! :p

[stunnersal]

oh, come back Sal!!!



heh heh... Sal said "backdoor"
:lol
u said come back....

* i feel like Butthead... eh heh heh heh eh....

[OlivePoet]

Which one are you? Beevis or Butthead??

Sal....OH SAAAALLLLL!!!!!! Don't leave! Stay! Stay or Leave! Don't Say Goodbye! We might have to PM you like 41 times! Or, we'll start stalking you, so Don't Drink the Water in your house, cuz it might be poisoned!!
:lol clever ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Which one are you? Beevis or Butthead??

Sal....OH SAAAALLLLL!!!!!! Don't leave! Stay! Stay or Leave! Don't Say Goodbye! We might have to PM you like 41 times! Or, we'll start stalking you, so Don't Drink the Water in your house, cuz it might be poisoned!!uhh... the smart one? :lol


yeah, Sal! think you can just Stay or Leave? we've got So Much To Say to you....
:p

[OlivePoet]

Someone!! Please Say Box!!! It's Killing Me!

[OlivePoet]

uhh... the smart one? :lol


yeah, Sal! think you can just Stay or Leave? we've got So Much To Say to you....
:p
Oh come on now....that's just Too Much.....
;)

[OklahomaMama]

Someone!! Please Say Box!!! It's Killing Me!BOX!


better now?? :D

[stunnersal]

uhh... the smart one? :lol


yeah, Sal! think you can just Stay or Leave? we've got So Much To Say to you....
:p
Thank you! if it's not Too Much i would like to Stay.

[OklahomaMama]

Thank you! if it's not Too Much i would like to Stay.:bounce
we'd love to have you!



waaait, that didn't come out right :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

BOX!


better now?? :D
ahhhhhh...
:::lights cigarette:::
MUCH better.

[come&dancew/me]

Thank you! if it's not Too Much i would like to Stay.
It's not Too Much. You can Stay until Halloween if you want to! Just don't burn the Pig. Then we'd have to throw you out onto Greystreet.

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce
we'd love to have you!



waaait, that didn't come out right :rolleyes:
uhuh-huh-huh-uh-huh...she said "have you"

[stunnersal]

:bounce
we'd love to have you!



waaait, that didn't come out right :rolleyes:
Just don't stake me and put an apple in my mouth... :thumbsup

[angelces]

ok. this has gone far enough.

[MAM2STEPN]

damn! too late... i already spilled my guts to MAM2STEPN


am i out of the festival now? :(

*pout*Hey Mama, I didn't mean for you to let the secret out, I was just curious, the dork that I am I thought it was some kind of Lilith fair revised! I even went so far as to look on Ticketmaster:D What a dork I am!:BANG

[OlivePoet]

Thank you! if it's not Too Much i would like to Stay.
Take off your shoes! And jacket! And pants! :p

[stunnersal]

ok. this has gone far enough.
I agree...Let it Lie in it's Grave...

[stunnersal]

Take off your shoes! And jacket! And pants! :p
I might catch cold then....

[OlivePoet]

uhuh-huh-huh-uh-huh...she said "have you"
Well written there hun ;)

[OlivePoet]

Hey Mama, I didn't mean for you to let the secret out, I was just curious, the dork that I am I thought it was some kind of Lilith fair revised! I even went so far as to look on Ticketmaster:D What a dork I am!:BANG
Hey, that's kind of funny.

[come&dancew/me]

Hey Mama, I didn't mean for you to let the secret out, I was just curious, the dork that I am I thought it was some kind of Lilith fair revised! I even went so far as to look on Ticketmaster:D What a dork I am!:BANG
:lol That's awesome! No secrets, though. Just fun. ;)

[OlivePoet]

I might catch cold then....
I'll knit you a willie warmer.

[come&dancew/me]

I agree...Let it Lie in it's Grave...
:thumbsup nice, sal.

[OlivePoet]

Where's Tom today? I e-mailed him, I got nothing.

Do you think I came on too strong? ;)

[stunnersal]

I'll knit you a willie warmer.
U may run out of yarn Granny....

[come&dancew/me]

Well written there hun ;)
:hug Thank you.

[stunnersal]

Where's Tom today? I e-mailed him, I got nothing.

Do you think I came on too strong? ;)
yeah u probably scared the poor kid...

[OlivePoet]

U may run out of yarn Granny....
:lol I forgot, you can jumprope with it. ;)

[OlivePoet]

yeah u probably scared the poor kid...
Probably. I am pretty aggressive.

[stunnersal]

:lol I forgot, you can jumprope with it. ;)
Yeah you can play a mean game of Double Dutch with it... :thumbsup

[stunnersal]

Probably. I am pretty aggressive.
Yeah i heard....

[come&dancew/me]

yeah u probably scared the poor kid...
Nah. Tom's a resiliant guy, and I'm sure he likes all the ants love he gets!

[OlivePoet]

Yeah you can play a mean game of Double Dutch with it... :thumbsup
I never learned how to play "jump-rope" games.

But I play a mean cock.

2,500 posts :D

[OlivePoet]

Yeah i heard....
What did you hear? Everyone already knows I like to bite. :p

[come&dancew/me]

Probably. I am pretty aggressive.
:ugh: Huh? You? Heater? AGGRESSIVE???!! Well scratch my back with a hacksaw!

[come&dancew/me]

What did you hear? Everyone already knows I like to bite. :p
I just heard that you like to poop.

[stunnersal]

Nah. Tom's a resiliant guy, and I'm sure he likes all the ants love he gets!
Except yours he told me, ooops that was a secret... :ggoat

[OlivePoet]

Nah. Tom's a resiliant guy, and I'm sure he likes all the ants love he gets!
That was my impression too!
I'm just shocked that we got no word from him all day. I chatted with him all weekend and didn't mention anything about not being around. (Listen to me, as if we, as his internet friends, should know EVERY one of his moves!)
:p

Maybe he got too drunk after his Yankees lost. ;)

[stunnersal]

I never learned how to play "jump-rope" games.

But I play a mean cock.

2,500 posts :D
How do you play a cock?? :confused:

[come&dancew/me]

Except yours he told me, ooops that was a secret... :ggoat
::stomping off to another thread::

[OlivePoet]

:ugh: Huh? You? Heater? AGGRESSIVE???!! Well scratch my back with a hacksaw!
:lol :lol :lol I've never heard THAT before!

[stunnersal]

What did you hear? Everyone already knows I like to bite. :p
Just that you suck in bed.... :lol

[OlivePoet]

I just heard that you like to poop.
Biting, pooping....it's all fun to me. But I prefer to do these things at different times! :p

[stunnersal]

::stomping off to another thread::
Don't stomp, you'll wakeup the next thread.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

How do you play a cock?? :confused:
It's like an instrument. Some people are born good, some people need lessons.

I teach. :p

[OlivePoet]

::stomping off to another thread::
Don't leave me! I missed ya all day! :(

[OlivePoet]

Just that you suck in bed.... :lol
:lol
Then you heard wrong my friend.

Don't be hatin' on me just because you can't get pussy. ;)

[stunnersal]

It's like an instrument. Some people are born good, some people need lessons.

I teach. :p
Sorry i don't need that class..... :p

[OlivePoet]

Sorry i don't need that class..... :p
Man, I would hope not! :lol

[stunnersal]

:lol
Then you heard wrong my friend.

Don't be hatin' on me just because you can't get pussy. ;)
I don't like cats...i don't hate... :babe

[stunnersal]

Man, I would hope not! :lol
Nahh i skipped Blow Jobs 101

[OlivePoet]

I don't like cats...i don't hate... :babe
Oh yeah, I forgot. ;)

[stunnersal]

Oh yeah, I forgot. ;)
yeah they love you then they run away... That's why i have a dog... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Nahh i skipped Blow Jobs 101
Did you test OUT of the class or what?

[OlivePoet]

yeah they love you then they run away... That's why i have a dog... :thumbsup
My cats always hang with me.

[stunnersal]

Did you test OUT of the class or what?
As soon as i came they threw me out... :(

[stunnersal]

My cats always hang with me.
yeah well they like the smell.... :p

[OlivePoet]

yeah well they like the smell.... :p
I KNEW I set myself up for that one!

[arizonalovesyou]

Nice. :thumbsup Not enough people stop to smell the roses. I admit that I'm guilty of that. I'm too busy "looking" at the things in my head. Is that selfish? Anyhow, Arizonalovesyou, welcome to our happy thread.

I wish Arizona loved me more. Will Arizona send me a plane ticket and get me a job there so that I never have to see another goawdforsaken winter again???
Sorry, don't live in arizona only visited it once. Really nice though. I loved it. I live right across the river from st. louis however and fall already feels like winter and it sucks.

[stunnersal]

I KNEW I set myself up for that one!
yeah you did... Meow! :p

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mama, I didn't mean for you to let the secret out, I was just curious, the dork that I am I thought it was some kind of Lilith fair revised! I even went so far as to look on Ticketmaster:D What a dork I am!:BANGi love that you did that!

um, so what did ticketmaster say? :rolleyes:

:lol

WELL! we might as well charge admission, eh?

[stunnersal]

Nite sluts! See ya tomorrow! ;)

[OklahomaMama]

nite sexy sal ;)

i'm outta here too... it's 80 something degrees and bee-you-tee-ful, so i'm hitting the 3 mile track!

:)

[MAM2STEPN]

i love that you did that!

um, so what did ticketmaster say? :rolleyes:

:lol

WELL! we might as well charge admission, eh?Ticketmaster said go back to Ants you dork!:lol

[OlivePoet]

nite sexy sal ;)

i'm outta here too... it's 80 something degrees and bee-you-tee-ful, so i'm hitting the 3 mile track!

:)
Have a great night!!

[OlivePoet]

Ticketmaster said go back to Ants you dork!:lol
:lol

[System]

ok back on track

positive:homework done
negative: more due on wed

[OklahomaMama]

negative: my butt hurts
positive: it's looking maaaahvelous!
:p

[System]

negative: my butt hurts
positive: it's looking maaaahvelous!
:p

positive: thinking about mama's butt
negative: I can't see it

:evil

[OklahomaMama]

positive: thinking about mama's butt
negative: I can't see it

:eviloh, i'm sure you can use your imagination, sugar!
;)

[System]

oh, i'm sure you can use your imagination, sugar!
;)


go read the What is so screwy about your state or whatever the hell that thread is

[OklahomaMama]

go read the What is so screwy about your state or whatever the hell that thread is:hug
thank you, sweetie!
:)

[System]

for?

[OklahomaMama]

for?cuz you're so sweet!

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2209872&postcount=83

but don't worry, i won't ruin your badass reputation ;)

[System]

cuz you're so sweet!

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2209872&postcount=83

but don't worry, i won't ruin your badass reputation ;)


hey, even badass's love their moms.

Only pyschopaths don't and I am not one of those.

[OklahomaMama]

hey, even badass's love their moms.

Only pyschopaths don't and I am not one of those.so... you think of me as... your MOM???
:eek:

i am never talking dirty to you again!
























:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Morning! :)

everyone send some really positive vibes to our Tom!
:hug :angel :hug

[System]

that and if we have any left over to the Cardinals.

[OklahomaMama]

that and if we have any left over to the Cardinals.did they lose? i kept seeing 0 to 0 and said screw it & went to bed after the Red Sox FINALLY won their game.

[System]

Ya, the lost it in the bottom of the ninth

[OklahomaMama]

Ya, the lost it in the bottom of the ninthbummer :(

but on a positive note: at least they're not the Cincinnati Deads... er, REDS!
their motto should be "Disappointing Mama since 1991" :rolleyes:

[StumpyErin]

both games were intense.....

morning mama and system

[StumpyErin]

Oh OH! I've got a Negative/Positive...(it's funny, cause I think about this as Im driving, doing homework, playing soccer, or just watching tv...this Pos/Neg thing is in my head)

Positive: I made pizza from scratch last night with my friend Steve in between the 3rd and 4th inning.
Negative: When we sat down to eat our masterpiece Pizza.....we realized that we forgot to put Pizza Sauce on it...................talk about being blonde.

[OklahomaMama]

Oh OH! I've got a Negative/Positive...(it's funny, cause I think about this as Im driving, doing homework, playing soccer, or just watching tv...this Pos/Neg thing is in my head)

Positive: I made pizza from scratch last night with my friend Steve in between the 3rd and 4th inning.
Negative: When we sat down to eat our masterpiece Pizza.....we realized that we forgot to put Pizza Sauce on it...................talk about being blonde.:p
it's a brunette thang too, Erin!

did he eat it anyway?

[StumpyErin]

yea we both ate it. One half was Turkey Pepperoni and Cheese, and the other half was Veggies and Cheese.....it was ok....but nothing out of this world.

What did you have for dinner last night B-dawg?

[OklahomaMama]

a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with peaches & some OJ

B-dawg... :p i LIKE it! :D

[OklahomaMama]

umkay, my Positive Peeps...

i gotta go do mean things to heart patients in nuclear medicine this morning... give me some good backreading, eh?
:hug

[OlivePoet]

ok back on track

positive:homework done
negative: more due on wed
:mad: that's backwards!! negative first, turned INTO a positive!!

[OlivePoet]

negative: my butt hurts
positive: it's looking maaaahvelous!
:p
:lol you got a webcam?!? ;)

[OlivePoet]

so... you think of me as... your MOM???
:eek:

i am never talking dirty to you again!

:lol
You're in Oklahoma, not Tennessee. :p

[OlivePoet]

Morning! :)

everyone send some really positive vibes to our Tom!
:hug :angel :hug
Morning mama!

[OlivePoet]

both games were intense.....

morning mama and system
Morning Erin! I heart your new avatar.

[FPrefect61]

Negative: My wrists are swollen and bruised, not from regular masturbatory use
Positive: I can breathe today. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Oh OH! I've got a Negative/Positive...(it's funny, cause I think about this as Im driving, doing homework, playing soccer, or just watching tv...this Pos/Neg thing is in my head)

Positive: I made pizza from scratch last night with my friend Steve in between the 3rd and 4th inning.
Negative: When we sat down to eat our masterpiece Pizza.....we realized that we forgot to put Pizza Sauce on it...................talk about being blonde.
Positive: It was STILL pizza! (You can always put sauce on top!)
Make sure it ends with a positive ;)

[OlivePoet]

B-dawg?
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Negative: My wrists are swollen and bruised, not from regular masturbatory use
Positive: I can breathe today. :lol
Yay!!! Tom's back!! :bounce :bounce :bounce
I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with!

[FPrefect61]

Yay!!! Tom's back!! :bounce :bounce :bounce
I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with! I have someone to flirt with!
Good to know I was missed. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Good to know I was missed. :lol
I was sad and worried. :(

[FPrefect61]

I was sad and worried. :(
Awwwwww :hug

Man, if I ever leave for a few days, and mention it, I get a feeling someone would put a missing persons report out on me. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Awwwwww :hug

Man, if I ever leave for a few days, and mention it, I get a feeling someone would put a missing persons report out on me. :lol
I was actually thinking to myself, "Wow, if we don't hear from Tom for a like a week or so, I wonder is someone on here knows his number, or where he works, so we can check on him!" :freak Stalk much, right?

[FPrefect61]

I was actually thinking to myself, "Wow, if we don't hear from Tom for a like a week or so, I wonder is someone on here knows his number, or where he works, so we can check on him!" :freak Stalk much, right?
That's a little scary, Heather.

I kinda like it. :evil

A bunch of people know my number or how to reach me (you're in that circle now too, uh oh... :lol)

[stunnersal]

I woke up positive this morning, so much so that i put a hole in my shorts.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

That's a little scary, Heather.

I kinda like it. :evil

A bunch of people know my number or how to reach me (you're in that circle now too, uh oh... :lol)
:lol that's right! but you have mine, so it's fair.
mama and alison have my address...maybe i should start being more careful around these parts :eek: :p

[OlivePoet]

I woke up positive this morning, so much so that i put a hole in my shorts.... :thumbsup
how YOU doin?

[stunnersal]

how YOU doin?
Since a few hours ago i have gone negative... Otherwise good... :p How you doing?

[OlivePoet]

So I had to wash my cat's ass on Sunday...

Stella and Gracie are usually VERY clean kittens. But Gracie apparently had a case of explosive poops and decided to NOT clean it off the fur around his hole (lazy cat....he probably thought Stella would do it for him.) So Giulio and I had to wash my pussy in the kitchen sink. It's had to keep an 11 lb cat in check while flooding him with soup and water. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Since a few hours ago i have gone negative... Otherwise good... :p How you doing?
Why did you go negative?

[FPrefect61]

Gotta do a bit of work now, be back soon. :)

[stunnersal]

Why did you go negative?
Cold shower.... :thumbsup

And thanks for sharing about your cat's ass... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Gotta do a bit of work now, be back soon. :)
:mad:
You're gone for a whole day, and now we only get like 3 minutes of Tom time?




WAY bogus.

[OlivePoet]

Cold shower.... :thumbsup

And thanks for sharing about your cat's ass... :thumbsup
:lol


I really thought you wanted to know about it. You're welcome.

[stunnersal]

:lol


I really thought you wanted to know about it. You're welcome.
Yeah i love hearing about dirty pussy's makes me drool... :ugh:

[OlivePoet]

Yeah i love hearing about dirty pussy's makes me drool... :ugh:
See baby, I know how you like it ;)

[stunnersal]

See baby, I know how you like it ;)
Yeah dirty and explosive... :lol

[OlivePoet]

Yeah dirty and explosive... :lol
So you enjoy female ejaculation, huh? ;) :lol

[stunnersal]

So you enjoy female ejaculation, huh? ;) :lol
Sure i once saw a stripper get off with a coke bottle and then filled it with her juice... Best thing i ever saw in my life! :lol

[angelces]

ew. that's nasty.

[StumpyErin]

cant wait for my bachelorette party!!!!!

[OlivePoet]

Sure i once saw a stripper get off with a coke bottle and then filled it with her juice... Best thing i ever saw in my life! :lol
OMG that's sick.

Funny though :lol

[OlivePoet]

cant wait for my bachelorette party!!!!!
You gonna get a stripper to fill a coke bottle with her juice? :)

[Beefsteak1138]

Sure i once saw a stripper get off with a coke bottle and then filled it with her juice... Best thing i ever saw in my life! :lol
Coke with lime, lemon, vanilla...and now this...what will they think of next?

[stunnersal]

cant wait for my bachelorette party!!!!!
I think i still have her card, although her pussy might be retired now...

[stunnersal]

Coke with lime, lemon, vanilla...and now this...what will they think of next?
I dunno, but it was better then anything David Copperfield ever done... :lol

[OlivePoet]

Coke with lime, lemon, vanilla...and now this...what will they think of next?
:lol :lol

[StumpyErin]

Coke with lime, lemon, vanilla...and now this...what will they think of next?
hahaha...good point.:lol

[Fooltothink55]

Whats up sexy bitches? I haven't poked my head in here for a few days.

[OlivePoet]

Hi! I miss ya. What's shakin?

[Fooltothink55]

Not a whole lot. Junior year in college blows, thats all I know. I get to see my girlfriend this weekend which is fuckin great(haven't seen her in two weeks). How about you?

[OlivePoet]

Hey, that means you're gettin some action this weekend. Good for you! :)

I'm just doing the work thing. I had a pretty good weekend....went apple picking and then made some homemade pies (yeah, I was very Martha Stewart...minus the jail time.;))
I'm going to a Six Flags amusement park this weekend for "fright fest" with Giulio, my sis, and her b/f. Should be a fun time :p

[Beefsteak1138]

Negative: One of my co-workers has the flu but still decided to come to work, potentially infected everyone in the office

Positive: I'm going to kill him and put him out of his misery.

[OlivePoet]

Negative: One of my co-workers has the flu but still decided to come to work, potentially infected everyone in the office

Positive: I'm going to kill him and put him out of his misery.
:thumbsup That's what I like to hear. :lol

One more flu shot for the rest of us!

[Fooltothink55]

Hey, that means you're gettin some action this weekend. Good for you! :)

Damn right I am. :evil

[stunnersal]

Damn right I am. :evil
Video tape it.... :thumbsup

[Fooltothink55]

If I only had a film crew...

[stunnersal]

I've worked on some music videos.... :thumbsup

[come&dancew/me]

So I had to wash my cat's ass on Sunday...

Stella and Gracie are usually VERY clean kittens. But Gracie apparently had a case of explosive poops and decided to NOT clean it off the fur around his hole (lazy cat....he probably thought Stella would do it for him.) So Giulio and I had to wash my pussy in the kitchen sink. It's had to keep an 11 lb cat in check while flooding him with soup and water. :lol
:lol That's fucking hilarious. Nothing like a good catbutt cleaning story to get the day going.

So there's this comic strip in the paper, don't ask me what it's called, and there is a dude, Rob, and a cat, Bucky, and a Dog Satchel. And yesterday, the dog went to a "Doga" (like "yoga") class b/c he was overweight. And he talks, of course, so when they walk in, Satchel's all like "I don't know if I'm fit enough to do this yoga stuff" and Rob says "Satch, you can lick your own butt, how much more fit do you want to be?!" :lol

Just thought I'd share. :angel

[come&dancew/me]

Someone *cough*cough*, uh, ahem, I think, owes me an apology....

SAL.







:mad: ~waiting~

[stunnersal]

Someone *cough*cough*, uh, ahem, I think, owes me an apology....

SAL.







:mad: ~waiting~
Take some cough syrup for that.... :thumbsup

[Fooltothink55]

Take some cough syrup for that.... :thumbsup
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
tom's back, exploding cat asses, justin's gonna get some...
good backreading!
:thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

im feeling poistive! I just woke up!

[stunnersal]

im feeling poistive! I just woke up!
Put that positive away b4 you poke an eye out...

[OlivePoet]

:lol That's fucking hilarious. Nothing like a good catbutt cleaning story to get the day going.

So there's this comic strip in the paper, don't ask me what it's called, and there is a dude, Rob, and a cat, Bucky, and a Dog Satchel. And yesterday, the dog went to a "Doga" (like "yoga") class b/c he was overweight. And he talks, of course, so when they walk in, Satchel's all like "I don't know if I'm fit enough to do this yoga stuff" and Rob says "Satch, you can lick your own butt, how much more fit do you want to be?!" :lol

Just thought I'd share. :angel
:lol :lol that's awesome! totally my sense of humor :)

[DMBfan41]

Put that positive away b4 you poke an eye out...

ha ha, sorry. I guess i'm feelin real positive cause i got a girls phone number last night

[OlivePoet]

Take some cough syrup for that.... :thumbsup
hey, don't be a douchebag. if someone is upset with something you did, then approach it. this is a positive thread man!

[OlivePoet]

:lol
don't encourage him ;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
tom's back, exploding cat asses, justin's gonna get some...
good backreading!
:thumbsup
:lol yeah, it has been a good day so far!

if only sal would be nice....

[OlivePoet]

im feeling poistive! I just woke up!
:lol good morning sunshine!

[stunnersal]

:lol yeah, it has been a good day so far!

if only sal would be nice....
What did i do?? :confused: I'm positive i don't know. :confused:

[OlivePoet]

ha ha, sorry. I guess i'm feelin real positive cause i got a girls phone number last night
excellent! what was she like?

[DMBfan41]

:lol good morning sunshine!

ha, its a wonderful feeling today. Yankees are gonna win tonight, got a girls number last night, and I don't have to put any clothes on until 2!

[OlivePoet]

What did i do?? :confused: I'm positive i don't know. :confused:
be nice to alison! she thinks you owe her an apology....i say we get to the root of this problem right now.

[stunnersal]

ha ha, sorry. I guess i'm feelin real positive cause i got a girls phone number last night
u got digits?? Nice, where she from?? You didn't call her yet did you??

[DMBfan41]

excellent! what was she like?

she likes the yankees, she likes to bowl, and she likes to drink. And she lives close to Ree!

That's enough for me!

[OlivePoet]

ha, its a wonderful feeling today. Yankees are gonna win tonight, got a girls number last night, and I don't have to put any clothes on until 2!
yay nakedness!

[DMBfan41]

u got digits?? Nice, where she from?? You didn't call her yet did you??

she actually lives in Fairview, not far from you or me.

[DMBfan41]

yay nakedness!

fuckin a!

[stunnersal]

be nice to alison! she thinks you owe her an apology....i say we get to the root of this problem right now.
Apology for what?? Still confused... Ok Columbo lemme know what you come up with...

[stunnersal]

she actually lives in Fairview, not far from you or me.
Ahhh ok yeah one town over... Nice, does she like Dave??

[JanelleM]

Is Sal being an assbag again?

[stunnersal]

Is Sal being an assbag again?
I'm never an assbag, slutbag! :twak

[Fooltothink55]

Time for some negativity....class. I'll see you guys later. :)

[OlivePoet]

she likes the yankees, she likes to bowl, and she likes to drink. And she lives close to Ree!

That's enough for me!
:thumbsup

[stunnersal]

have a good one Justin! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Apology for what?? Still confused... Ok Columbo lemme know what you come up with...
backread, she says you owe her an apology. i don't know why, but obviously something went sour.

[OlivePoet]

Is Sal being an assbag again?
:lol assbag
that may have to replace douchebag :lol

[DMBfan41]

Ahhh ok yeah one town over... Nice, does she like Dave??

not yet, lol. She's more into the alternative rock, punk rock. No problem though, I like that music too.

[OlivePoet]

Time for some negativity....class. I'll see you guys later. :)
:lol

[stunnersal]

:lol assbag
that may have to replace douchebag :lol
i want an apology!

[OlivePoet]

not yet, lol. She's more into the alternative rock, punk rock. No problem though, I like that music too.
differences are good in a relationship ;)

[OlivePoet]

i want an apology!
why is she upset with you?

[angelces]

better question would be when isn't sall being an assbag...

you people might not remember the jesus thread... but how could we forget. that....

:lol

[stunnersal]

not yet, lol. She's more into the alternative rock, punk rock. No problem though, I like that music too.
Ahhh a grunge chick! Cool! Good luck with that, and remember wrap it up b4 she gives it up... :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

differences are good in a relationship ;)

yeah, one big difference though, she's 20 turning on 21

[DMBfan41]

Ahhh a grunge chick! Cool! Good luck with that, and remember wrap it up b4 she gives it up... :thumbsup

thanks, but that is last on my things to do list.

[stunnersal]

why is she upset with you?
u called me a douchebag

[stunnersal]

better question would be when isn't sall being an assbag...

you people might not remember the jesus thread... but how could we forget. that....

:lol
Hey there was nothing wrong with thanking God for my ham sandwich.. :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

better question would be when isn't sall being an assbag...

you people might not remember the jesus thread... but how could we forget. that....

:lol
i think i'm gonna have to go search for that jesus thread.

[OlivePoet]

yeah, one big difference though, she's 20 turning on 21
big deal!

[angelces]

i think i'm gonna have to go search for that jesus thread.
:lol you'll be searching for a long time considering it's not even on this board...

:lol

how many times were you almost banned over there Sal?

[stunnersal]

thanks, but that is last on my things to do list.
Well yeah at least buy her a happy meal.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

u called me a douchebag
no, i asked why SHE was upset with YOU.

and i said you were acting like a douchebag, not that you were one. there's a difference.

[DMBfan41]

big deal!

i dunno, I'm 18.

[stunnersal]

:lol you'll be searching for a long time considering it's not even on this board...

:lol

how many times were you almost banned over there Sal?
4 but who's counting... :lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol you'll be searching for a long time considering it's not even on this board...

:lol

how many times were you almost banned over there Sal?
oh :lol thanks for the heads up ;)

[stunnersal]

no, i asked why SHE was upset with YOU.

and i said you were acting like a douchebag, not that you were one. there's a difference.
That's negative talk.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

i dunno, I'm 18.
nothing wrong with havin an older woman teach you a few things!

[OlivePoet]

That's negative talk.... :thumbsup
ignore my question, fine. you belong in another thread.

[stunnersal]

ignore my question, fine. you belong in another thread.
What was your question???

[DMBfan41]

nothing wrong with havin an older woman teach you a few things!

Yeah, but, I dunno. A 20 year old junior with an unexperienced freshmen like myself? I dunno.

[stunnersal]

Yeah, but, I dunno. A 20 year old junior with an unexperienced freshmen like myself? I dunno.
Hey if she gave you her # she's def interested, just don't act desperate...

[OlivePoet]

What was your question???
why alison is upset with you

[OlivePoet]

Yeah, but, I dunno. A 20 year old junior with an unexperienced freshmen like myself? I dunno.
she may be just as inexperienced. go with it. love doesn't read numbers.

[stunnersal]

why alison is upset with you
I seriously don't know.

[stunnersal]

she may be just as inexperienced. go with it. love doesn't read numbers.
No just inches.... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

I seriously don't know.
then you should talk to her about it.

[come&dancew/me]

why alison is upset with you
No worries, Heater. It's just that we come to this thread because we're positive people. We're happy people. We like each other. What we are NOT are ants who egg people on just to get a rise out of them. There are plenty of other threads for that.

[DMBfan41]

Hey if she gave you her # she's def interested, just don't act desperate...

Ehhh, i dunno, bout that. I got her #, but i dunno, I kinda tricked her into giving it to me.

[OlivePoet]

No worries, Heater. It's just that we come to this thread because we're positive people. We're happy people. We like each other. What we are NOT are ants who egg people on just to get a rise out of them. There are plenty of other threads for that.
:thumbsup
Now I get it :thumbsup


Be nice Sal!

[DMBfan41]

she may be just as inexperienced. go with it. love doesn't read numbers.

she's got a good amount of ex-boyfriends.

[come&dancew/me]

So, it's all good. I have a cover letter to write. BBL. (Send me good letter-writing vibes....the ones you sent yestereday helped a lot!) :)

P.S. Check out the number of posts I have. :evil

[stunnersal]

No worries, Heater. It's just that we come to this thread because we're positive people. We're happy people. We like each other. What we are NOT are ants who egg people on just to get a rise out of them. There are plenty of other threads for that.
For those that know me i am an overly sarcastic person, who likes to have fun, and is never mean to anyone unless called for. I mean no disrespect to you or anyone on this thread or board, if i did in anyway i apoligize and i will leave this thread. Sorry!

[OlivePoet]

Ehhh, i dunno, bout that. I got her #, but i dunno, I kinda tricked her into giving it to me.
:lol How??

"Hey baby. I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

If that worked, get rid of her ASAP! :lol

[OlivePoet]

she's got a good amount of ex-boyfriends.
Doesn't mean she's fucked or fooled around with all of them!

[DMBfan41]

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

sorry, just saw the commercial.

[DMBfan41]

:lol How??

"Hey baby. I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

If that worked, get rid of her ASAP! :lol

no, it wasn't that bad!

I said, "Hey, just in case I get lost heading back, could I get your number?"

[DMBfan41]

:lol How??

"Hey baby. I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

If that worked, get rid of her ASAP! :lol

no, it wasn't that bad!

I said, "Hey, just in case I get lost heading back, could I get your number?"

[come&dancew/me]

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

sorry, just saw the commercial.
:thumbsup That was awesome.

[OlivePoet]

For those that know me i am an overly sarcastic person, who likes to have fun, and is never mean to anyone unless called for. I mean no disrespect to you or anyone on this thread or board, if i did in anyway i apoligize and i will leave this thread. Sorry!
:bounce :bounce :bounce
That was awesome.
I take back my "you're acting like a douchebag comment!"
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow

sorry, just saw the commercial.
:lol :lol :lol
I just laughed pretty hard. The students around me think I'm nuts. ;)

[DMBfan41]

Doesn't mean she's fucked or fooled around with all of them!

still, i'm sure some experience was gained.

[OlivePoet]

no, it wasn't that bad!

I said, "Hey, just in case I get lost heading back, could I get your number?"
She gave it to you. Call her Wednesday or Thursday.

[OlivePoet]

still, i'm sure some experience was gained.
A little, maybe. Don't be so sure though. I dated a LOT of people before I started whoring myself out.

[DMBfan41]

:lol :lol :lol
I just laughed pretty hard. The students around me think I'm nuts. ;)

Just tell them that it's because of you're crazy ants friends Jared made you do that. And if there are any hot ones around, feel free to give my number!

[OlivePoet]

Just tell them that it's because of you're crazy ants friends Jared made you do that. And if there are any hot ones around, feel free to give my number!
:lol the students are kind of ghetto actually

[JustinRIT]

Exceptionally negative lately. I rock.

And Jared, at 19, I dated a 26 year old. It can be done.

[DMBfan41]

She gave it to you. Call her Wednesday or Thursday.

ehh, i dunno, i can honestly say, i haven't done this before

[OlivePoet]

Exceptionally negative lately. I rock.

And Jared, at 19, I dated a 26 year old. It can be done.
:lol why do negative?!?

[stunnersal]

ehh, i dunno, i can honestly say, i haven't done this before
if she gave it to you last night wait till thursday, then you can ask her what she's up to this weekend...If you need a chaperone, i'm available... :thumbsup

[JustinRIT]

:lol why do negative?!?
:confused: bwah?

[OlivePoet]

ehh, i dunno, i can honestly say, i haven't done this before
Well, most "guys" will tell you to wait 3 days. This "3-day-rule" bullshit sucks. Girls don't wanna wait 3 days to hear from a guy. Don't call THAT night (unless specified) but don't wait. We hate waiting.

If she seemed really into you, call the next day, and tell her you were so glad to meet her, and would love to get to know her better.

If you couldn't tell her feelings, call in 2 days (3 MAX!) and tell her the same thing, but with less excitement.

Be honest and have fun. She's already NOT in your life, what do you have to lose?

[DMBfan41]

A little, maybe. Don't be so sure though. I dated a LOT of people before I started whoring myself out.

good to know, heater. Does your route come through Jersey anytime soon?

[DMBfan41]

:lol the students are kind of ghetto actually

damn it, just like school

[DMBfan41]

if she gave it to you last night wait till thursday, then you can ask her what she's up to this weekend...If you need a chaperone, i'm available... :thumbsup

dude, i already told you. Anything sexual will cost ya!

[FPrefect61]

good to know, heater. Does your route come through Jersey anytime soon?
Hey, if anyone gets first crack at that booty, it's me.

[stunnersal]

dude, i already told you. Anything sexual will cost ya!
I'm just trying to get you laid bro... No, but really call her and see if she wants to go out this weekend, then take her to dinner and a movie...That's always a good first date! Go to the Palisades Mall, lots of fun to be had there... :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

if she gave it to you last night wait till thursday, then you can ask her what she's up to this weekend...If you need a chaperone, i'm available... :thumbsup
I think it depends on the vibe she gave off.

[OlivePoet]

:confused: bwah?
You said you've been exceptionally negative lately!

[JanelleM]

Movie=not a good first date. You can't even talk! Although Jar is only 18 and doesn't have a lot of choices. I say go see live music or dinner.

[stunnersal]

I think it depends on the vibe she gave off.
True, but the only way to find out if she's intrested is to ask her out. Hopefully for Jared's sake she'll say yes...