Positive or Negative?

[DMBfan41]

and I love lickin up the pussy

[gypsie]

:lol I love hanging with my posse! :hug
Back at ya sista! :hug

[Red_41]

Hey Jar ... You old bastard you! ... How's it hangin?

[DMBfan41]

Hey Jar ... You old bastard you! ... How's it hangin?

so full, lol. Hangin quite well

[gypsie]

WTF? Noella you hand cuff me and take off? :devil

Tease!:p

[Red_41]

WTF? Noella you hand cuff me and take off? :devil

Tease!:p
Ooops ... guess we'll have to tighten those cuffs ... I "slipped out" for a ciggie :rolleyes:

You love it when I tease and you know it !!! :evil

[gypsie]

Ooops ... guess we'll have to tighten those cuffs ... I "slipped out" for a ciggie :rolleyes:

You love it when I tease and you know it !!! :evil
:o admittedly;)

Now that I am free I have to go do some cleaning but I will be popping in and out until the gym :hug

[Red_41]

Okay babe ... catch up with ya later tonight!

:hug

[chels012002]

Hey everyone! Whats up?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, y'all....
sorry i've been MIA this weekend. i was too cheap to get the boy DSL so he still uses dial up and we apparently can't be online @ the same time without it screwing up.
he's zonked out for a while so here i am :D

i've been making out Christmas cards & making Christmas presents for y'all so quit bitching :lol

MWAAAAH!

[chels012002]

Hey mama!! I need to go and find cute christmas cards to send out. I bet if I asked Ryan would make me some DMB cards but I am bad at asking people for things so everyone is going to have to deal with Pooh or something.

[OklahomaMama]

Hey mama!! I need to go and find cute christmas cards to send out. I bet if I asked Ryan would make me some DMB cards but I am bad at asking people for things so everyone is going to have to deal with Pooh or something.that's a good idea! next year i'm sending out Firedancer with Santa hat cards :thumbsup

[chels012002]

nice

[dmbfan#?]

How's it going everyone? Hope you all had a good holiday.

[OklahomaMama]

How's it going everyone? Hope you all had a good holiday.hey, homeboy! :) did you have Skyline for Thanksgiving?

[Red_41]

Yo Yo Ma Ma :lol

I'm home from work ... my house is clean ... I'm in my comfies ... got a glass of wine ... got some tunes ... but most of all ... got my PUSSIES !!!

[il bacio dolce]

Yo Yo Ma Ma :lol

I'm home from work ... my house is clean ... I'm in my comfies ... got a glass of wine ... got some tunes ... but most of all ... got my PUSSIES !!!

I want to be you right now. :( I have to take off for a few hours of work in a little bit here.

[Red_41]

I want to be you right now. :( I have to take off for a few hours of work in a little bit here.
Hey Sassy Cassie !! ... Sorry you have to work ... shall I have a glass of vino for you? :hug

[il bacio dolce]

Go 'head. :)

[Red_41]

You said "head" ... heh heh heh

So I saw your DaVinci Code thread but haven't checked it out yet ... I take it you enjoyed it?

[il bacio dolce]

I was actually asking about what I should get for somebody who enjoyed that book, then remembered Angels & Demons, only after making the thread. :lol

[KJ.]

I finally voted. It was for "meh".

[il bacio dolce]

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

hey, noella & cassie!
i'm in my jammies too :D



cuz i haven't gotten OUT of them today :p

[Beefsteak1138]

Hola!!!

How is everyone!!! I hope my Pussies didn't get too stuffed yesterday.

[OklahomaMama]

I finally voted. It was for "meh".:lol i knew there'd be a few "mehs" when i created the poll


always looking to convert y'all to POSITIVE people though :)

[Red_41]

I was actually asking about what I should get for somebody who enjoyed that book, then remembered Angels & Demons, only after making the thread. :lol
I was listening to a keynote address that Salman Rushdie gave at a communications conference in LA this past June ... his new book is Step Across This Line and, although I haven't read it, I'm def. gonna pick it up ... maybe that might be an option?

[il bacio dolce]

:lol I'm not taking Matt's calls. I hate him today.

[Red_41]

HEYYYYY .... KJ ... Brenda ... BEEFYYYYYY ... I've missed you punkin' ... how are ya cutie pattootie? :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

HEYYYYY .... KJ ... Brenda ... BEEFYYYYYY ... I've missed you punkin' ... how are ya cutie pattootie? :hug
I'm alright, I'm at work though :(

[OklahomaMama]

poooor Sean! :(
c'mere & let Mama make it all better, baby
:evil

[Red_41]

I'm alright, I'm at work though :(
Poor baby ... I'm havin' a glass of wine for Cassie ... should I have one for you too? :rolleyes:

OMG ... I'm listening to #41 from the Worcester 98 CD's ... I'm freakin' out it's so fuckin' good!!!

So, pardon my lack of USA geographical knowledge ... but where exactly is NOVA? :D

[KJ.]

HEYYYYY .... KJ ... Brenda ... BEEFYYYYYY ... I've missed you punkin' ... how are ya cutie pattootie? :hug
Yo.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

[Red_41]

So I'm at this local store buying ciggies ... and it's kinda like a pawn shop too, i.e. they sell musical instruments (used) etc. ... and there's this section with drumsticks .... I almost got whiplash cause there was this poster with a guy playing drums that kinda looked familiar ... and I look again ... and there's Carter with his dimples all poppin out with the line: When Carter Beauford of DMB wants drumsticks that'll go the distance ... blah blah blah .... Giggles !!!

[Beefsteak1138]

poooor Sean! :(
c'mere & let Mama make it all better, baby
:evil
:D

I definitely positive when you're here.

[Beefsteak1138]

Poor baby ... I'm havin' a glass of wine for Cassie ... should I have one for you too? :rolleyes:

OMG ... I'm listening to #41 from the Worcester 98 CD's ... I'm freakin' out it's so fuckin' good!!!

So, pardon my lack of USA geographical knowledge ... but where exactly is NOVA? :D
Nah, drink a 40oz for me.

Nova = Northern Virginia

[Red_41]

Yo.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
So KJ? Are you really an asshole? ... Why ... why ... why would you be an asshole when there are so many other things you could be? :D

[Red_41]

:D

I definitely positive when you're here.

Sooooooo .... I feel like a "beef sammich" ... Com'on Mama ... let's get started :evil.


I dunno people ... I'm feelin' friskier than usual tonight ..... as Bette Davis said in All About Eve: *with a cigarette holder dangling* "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night" :p

[OklahomaMama]

So I'm at this local store buying ciggies ... and it's kinda like a pawn shop too, i.e. they sell musical instruments (used) etc. ... and there's this section with drumsticks .... I almost got whiplash cause there was this poster with a guy playing drums that kinda looked familiar ... and I look again ... and there's Carter with his dimples all poppin out with the line: When Carter Beauford of DMB wants drumsticks that'll go the distance ... blah blah blah .... Giggles !!!did you buy the poster???

or at least offer the pawn shop dude a *ahem* equal trade? :evil

[Red_41]

Nah, drink a 40oz for me.

Nova = Northern Virginia
First of all ... 40 oz? ... "picture me face down on the couch drooling on a toss cushion* ... not gonna happen baby!

Second of all .... NOVA: cool ... we're kinda almost neighbours ... We're both on the East Coast so to speak ... The beaches where I live are referred to as having the "warmest waters north of Virginia! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Sooooooo .... I feel like a "beef sammich" ... Com'on Mama ... let's get started :evil.


I dunno people ... I'm feelin' friskier than usual tonight ..... as Bette Davis said in All About Eve: *with a cigarette holder dangling* "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night" :pmmmm..... Beeeef!

[OklahomaMama]

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0121/1926589.jpg

heh heh :D

[Red_41]

did you buy the poster???

or at least offer the pawn shop dude a *ahem* equal trade? :evil
I actually thought about it for a second :rolleyes: ... but the poster was kinda torn and faded ... and Carter should NEVER be torn and faded :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0121/1926589.jpg

heh heh :D
:thumbsup Words to live by.

[Red_41]

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/0121/1926589.jpg

heh heh :D
Holy Shit ... I was just gonna reply that to your above post but I thought I'd look at the jpg before hitting reply!

Sean you've GOTTA use that as your AVATAR! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

First of all ... 40 oz? ... "picture me face down on the couch drooling on a toss cushion* ... not gonna happen baby!

Second of all .... NOVA: cool ... we're kinda almost neighbours ... We're both on the East Coast so to speak ... The beaches where I live are referred to as having the "warmest waters north of Virginia! :bounce
Sorry, I'm feeling ghetto this evening....and waaaaaaay to sober.

[Red_41]

Sorry, I'm feeling ghetto this evening....and waaaaaaay to sober.
OK ... so I'm old ... but "feeling ghetto" ... not familiar ... ya gotta explain (I've only had one glass for christ sakes)

[Beefsteak1138]

Sean you've GOTTA use that as your AVATAR! :lol

<------------------- :monkey

[OklahomaMama]

here ya go, Seanbaby! :)

[OklahomaMama]

<------------------- :monkey:lol
warped minds think alike, eh?

[Beefsteak1138]

OK ... so I'm old ... but "feeling ghetto" ... not familiar ... ya gotta explain (I've only had one glass for christ sakes)
ghetto = cheap, bad quality and its the beverage of choice for those living in ghettos.

[Red_41]

:lol
warped minds think alike, eh?
:lol :monkey :D

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
warped minds think alike, eh?
You say warped, but I say...hmmm.....nevermind, you were right.

[Red_41]

ghetto = cheap, bad quality and its the beverage of choice for those living in ghettos.
Ya see ... that's why I got confused ... cause when I think of you, I automatically think: prime rib, filet mignon, PORTERHOUSE BABY!

[OklahomaMama]

Ya see ... that's why I got confused ... cause when I think of you, I automatically think: prime rib, filet mignon, PORTERHOUSE BABY!smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth!
:thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

Ya see ... that's why I got confused ... cause when I think of you, I automatically think: prime rib, filet mignon, PORTERHOUSE BABY!

I'm all T-Bone baby.

[Red_41]

smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth!
:thumbsup
.... also tender, juicy, melts in your mouth ... especially nice with a little Bearnase sauce and some sauteed mushrooms! :evil *drool*

[Beefsteak1138]

.... also tender, juicy, melts in your mouth ... especially nice with a little Bearnase sauce and some sauteed mushrooms! :evil *drool*
You have run rampant with the sexual innuendos in this post.

I like it.

[OklahomaMama]

I'm all T-Bone baby.you're not T-Bone... you're.....


KOKO!
:p

[Red_41]

You have run rampant with the sexual innuendos in this post.

I like it.
I toldja I was feeling "specially" frisky .... my big hunk'o meat

[Beefsteak1138]

you're not T-Bone... you're.....


KOKO!
:p
I'm a gorilla that speaks sign language????

[OklahomaMama]

I'm a gorilla that speaks sign language????:lol
naw, i just saw that Seinfeld episode yesterday


speaking of Seinfeld... i'm gonna get the Best Mom Award for christmas :D
i got Nick the three CD gift set with extras :)

[Red_41]

I'm a gorilla that speaks sign language????
It's from a Seinfeld episode ... George thought he needed a nickname and it should be T-bone ... but they all started calling him KoKo and he got all pissed off! :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
naw, i just saw that Seinfeld episode yesterday


speaking of Seinfeld... i'm gonna get the Best Mom Award for christmas :D
i got Nick the three CD gift set with extras :)
Awe!!! Nick is a lucky guy.

[Beefsteak1138]

It's from a Seinfeld episode ... George thought he needed a nickname and it should be T-bone ... but they all started calling him KoKo and he got all pissed off! :monkey
You and Brenda are in rare form tonight.

[Red_41]

OK ... so where the fuck is everybody ... (I'm totally thrilled to have my red meat and my Okie) ... but we got some folks MIA here !

[OklahomaMama]

Awe!!! Nick is a lucky guy.surprisingly, since he left home he's finally come to that realization :p


til i wake his ass up @ 0500 tomorrow morning to wash all that nasty laundry he brought home :lol
i think he thought that I was gonna do it! imagine! :eek:

[Red_41]

You and Brenda are in rare form tonight.
Yeah baby ... rare ... just the way I like my steak :evil ... *tightens napkin around her chin* ... I'm ready to dig in (or maybe dive in ... less painful ... unless of course you LIKE pain)

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah baby ... rare ... just the way I like my steak :evil ... *tightens napkin around her chin* ... I'm ready to dig in (or maybe dive in ... less painful ... unless of course you LIKE pain)
I think the diving in part is my job. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

surprisingly, since he left home he's finally come to that realization :p


til i wake his ass up @ 0500 tomorrow morning to wash all that nasty laundry he brought home :lol
i think he thought that I was gonna do it! imagine! :eek:
Ewwww....nasty college laundry that probably hasn't been cleaned since last time he was home. Does he do the ole "turn the underwear inside-out and wear them again" trick???

[Red_41]

surprisingly, since he left home he's finally come to that realization :p


til i wake his ass up @ 0500 tomorrow morning to wash all that nasty laundry he brought home :lol


i think he thought that I was gonna do it! imagine! :eek:
YOU GO GIRL ... as much as you wanna spoil him ... you gotta remember ... he'll treat his women the way his Momma taught him to treat them! ... Nothin sexier than a man who can cook AND do his own laundry!

[OklahomaMama]

Ewwww....nasty college laundry that probably hasn't been cleaned since last time he was home. Does he do the ole "turn the underwear inside-out and wear them again" trick???:freak GAWD i hope not! i'm afraid to ask him :lol

[OklahomaMama]

YOU GO GIRL ... as much as you wanna spoil him ... you gotta remember ... he'll treat his women the way his Momma taught him to treat them! ... Nothin sexier than a man who can cook AND do his own laundry!i keep telling him... my generation is the absolutely last one to cook and clean for a man :p

[Red_41]

I think the diving in part is my job. ;)
*stretches arms back and reclines a little further on the sofa* ... Sighhhhh ... It's been too long ... co m'on in baby ... the water's fine! :D

[Red_41]

i keep telling him... my generation is the absolutely last one to cook and clean for a man :p
Actually ... I think ya gotta got back a generation .. cause I don't cook and clean unless it's reciprocal .... But I do a lot of other stuff as long as it's reciprocal ... so it all evens out EH? (yes that was a Canuck eh) :p

[Beefsteak1138]

:freak GAWD i hope not! i'm afraid to ask him :lol
btw, it works for bed sheets as well. (been there, done that.)

[Red_41]

So ... on a totally different topic (temporarily of course) ... I got my hair done last night ... copper and ash blond highlights into my already strawberry blond hair ... I FUCKIN LOVE IT! :)

[Beefsteak1138]

*stretches arms back and reclines a little further on the sofa* ... Sighhhhh ... It's been too long ... co m'on in baby ... the water's fine! :D
* tests the water...yep, nice. Performs a triple back flip with a twist.

[Red_41]

* tests the water...yep, nice. Performs a triple back flip with a twist.

Oooohhhh ... the twist ... I love that maneouver .... ya gonna do a "half pike" next? ... or maybe just the "butterfly stroke" :thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

Oooohhhh ... the twist ... I love that maneouver .... ya gonna do a "half pike" next? ... or maybe just the "butterfly stroke" :thumbsup
I prefer the back stroke....or the freestyle.

[OklahomaMama]

So ... on a totally different topic (temporarily of course) ... I got my hair done last night ... copper and ash blond highlights into my already strawberry blond hair ... I FUCKIN LOVE IT! :)ooooh, sounds pretty! post a pic!
:)

[Red_41]

I'll have to wait t'ill next week for a pic cause I left the digi at work ...

I just left Heater a voice mail asking WTF she was !!! :lol

[Red_41]

I prefer the back stroke....or the freestyle.
Freestyle me honey! ... So, how much longer are you gonna be at work?

[Beefsteak1138]

Freestyle me honey! ... So, how much longer are you gonna be at work?
I just got here...I'm here 'till 2am EST.

[Red_41]

I just got here...I'm here 'till 2am EST.
Holy Crap ... that's 3 am my time! ... I'll try and check in on ya tonight K honey?

[Beefsteak1138]

Holy Crap ... that's 3 am my time! ... I'll try and check in on ya tonight K honey?
Thanks :)

[gypsie]

Hey y'all!!!


It's official! It's the hoiliday season 'THe Christmas Story' is on TV:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey y'all!!!


It's official! It's the hoiliday season 'THe Christmas Story' is on TV:bounce
Hey!!!!

[Red_41]

Hey y'all!!!


It's official! It's the hoiliday season 'THe Christmas Story' is on TV:bounce

Ok ... so ... seriously ... Jesus tap dancing Christ ... where ya been girl ?

[gypsie]

Ok ... so ... seriously ... Jesus tap dancing Christ ... where ya been girl ?
Chores..responsibilies....life

Ya' know that kind of stuff

[Red_41]

So y'all ever heard of "poutine" ... It's what I'm havin for dinner!

[OklahomaMama]

So y'all ever heard of "poutine" ... It's what I'm havin for dinner!i've heard of poontang... is that close? :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

i've heard of poontang... is that close? :rolleyes:
Good stuff. I had some last night. If I'm lucky there'll be leftovers tonight.

[OklahomaMama]

Good stuff. I had some last night. If I'm lucky there'll be leftovers tonight.:lol
make sure you warm it up nice
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
make sure you warm it up nice
:D
Def. A good thirty second "nuke" should do it. ;)

[gypsie]

You have run rampant with the sexual innuendos in this post.

I like it.
WTF?
Where was all of this innuendo crap this past week?!:BANG

[Red_41]

OK ... get ready to retch .. but it's really yummy ... "french fries and cheese curds smothered in gravy!" It's "canadian eh?"

[gypsie]

OK ... get ready to retch .. but it's really yummy ... "french fries and cheese curds smothered in gravy!" It's "canadian eh?"
Cheese curds?!?!
In Jersey we eat french fries and mozzarella cheese smothered in gravy.
We call them 'Disco Fries"
You bitch you had to remind me that I have been craving those for weeks.:BANG
No good diners in VA. Probably because there aren't very many greeks down here

[Beefsteak1138]

OK ... get ready to retch .. but it's really yummy ... "french fries and cheese curds smothered in gravy!" It's "canadian eh?"
:freak :freak :freak :freak :freak :freak

Me:

http://www.mpt.org/artworks/thisweek/images/10.31.02/barf.jpg

[Red_41]

Cheese curds?!?!
In Jersey we eat french fries and mozzarella cheese smothered in gravy.
We call them 'Disco Fries"
You bitch you had to remind me that I have been craving those for weeks.:BANG
No good diners in VA. Probably because there aren't very many greeks down here
The beauty of cheese curds is that they don't melt as fast as mozzerella ... so it's yummyier (just made up a word) ... *slurps gravy from her chin*

[gypsie]

:freak :freak :freak :freak :freak :freak

Me:

http://www.mpt.org/artworks/thisweek/images/10.31.02/barf.jpg
Thanks for the visual:eek:

[gypsie]

The beauty of cheese curds is that they don't melt as fast as mozzerella ... so it's yummyier (just made up a word) ... *slurps gravy from her chin*
Anything with the word curd associated with it instantly turns me off

Got that Beef - never scream out the word curd

[Red_41]

:freak :freak :freak :freak :freak :freak

Me:

http://www.mpt.org/artworks/thisweek/images/10.31.02/barf.jpg
Yeah ... I KNOW ... I thought that toooooo ... t'ill I tried it ... and now I'm addicted! :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Anything with the word curd associated with it instantly turns me off

Got that Beef - never scream out the word curd
I agree.

[gypsie]

:hug I have to get on my elliptical and work some of the last two days of Thanksgiving off my stomach - be back in an hour or so - maybe later if I play my cards right.

If no one is here I'll shoot ya a pm Beef to see how your evening is going, make sure you're still awake:)
By the way I thought you weren't working nights anymore:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug I have to get on my elliptical and work some of the last two days of Thanksgiving off my stomach - be back in an hour or so - maybe later if I play my cards right.

If no one is here I'll shoot ya a pm Beef to see how your evening is going, make sure you're still awake:)
By the way I thought you weren't working nights anymore:rolleyes:
Thanks. I volunteered to work this shift since its a holiday and my boss needed someone to cover this shift.....and I'm hoping that because I did, I won't have to work over x-mas.

Next week will be all days for me.

[gypsie]

Thanks. I volunteered to work this shift since its a holiday and my boss needed someone to cover this shift.....and I'm hoping that because I did, I won't have to work over x-mas.

Next week will be all days for me.
You are so generous!:)
Admit it you were having +/- withdrawl
Talk to ya later!

[OklahomaMama]

guess what i'm making for dinner?

tube...er, CUBE steaks :p

[Beefsteak1138]

guess what i'm making for dinner?

tube...er, CUBE steaks :p
Are they Beef????

[OklahomaMama]

Are they Beef????of course... except i am cheating on ya a wee bit... i have a couple of pork cube steaks too...

*hangs head in shame*
:o

[Beefsteak1138]

of course... except i am cheating on ya a wee bit... i have a couple of pork cube steaks too...

*hangs head in shame*
:o
:violent Pork!!!! Blasphemy. :twak

From this point forward, there will be no eating of meats other than beef.

[OklahomaMama]

:violent Pork!!!! Blasphemy. :twaki thought you liked to pork? :rolleyes:

actually, this is the first time i've tried the :babe steaks... i hope they don't suck ass

[OklahomaMama]

:violent Pork!!!! Blasphemy. :twak

From this point forward, there will be no eating of meats other than beef.*pout* but then i won't be able to poop :(
and Heater sez it's important to poop often

:lol

(let's see if she backreads this far)

[Beefsteak1138]

i thought you liked to pork? :rolleyes:

actually, this is the first time i've tried the :babe steaks... i hope they don't suck ass
Good point, I do like to :babe.

[OklahomaMama]

whoa, COOOOL!

a piece of dry macaroni fell under the electric stove burner and burst into flames
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

*pout* but then i won't be able to poop :(
and Heater sez it's important to poop often

:lol

(let's see if she backreads this far)
Ok, for the sake of your ass, you may eat beef.

sig worthy???

[Beefsteak1138]

whoa, COOOOL!

a piece of dry macaroni fell under the electric stove burner and burst into flames
:lol
Fire is cool, Beavis.

[OklahomaMama]

Fire is cool, Beavis.heh heh fire ROCKS, dude!
:lol

[gypsie]

So you've all bailed on me already?!:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

So you've all bailed on me already?!:rolleyes:
I'm here, I'm here.

Whatcha Who ya' doing this evening?

[gypsie]

I'm here, I'm here.

Whatcha Who ya' doing this evening?
:rolleyes: Debating on whether or not to do some yoga, let the dogs out, or go to bed, or eat - I'll probably just hang here for a bit and see what happens.

I did get on my ellipitical for 1/2 an hour so I feel a touch better about my feasts these last few days

[Beefsteak1138]

I did get on my ellipitical for 1/2 an hour so I feel a touch better about my breasts these last few days
Me too. ;)

[gypsie]

Me too. ;)
I'm on to you you sly devil :evil and that is why I like you ;)
How 'bout you swing on down to Culpeper on your way home.
I made pumpkin pie and fudge from scratch.:D

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm on to you you sly devil :evil and that is why I like you ;)
How 'bout you swing on down to Culpeper on your way home.
I made pumpkin pie and fudge from scratch.:D
Its a little out of my way, but for you, anything.

[UJCdream]

is this the hornier version of the singles thread?

[gypsie]

Its a little out of my way, but for you, anything.
So you said you get out of work at 2:00 right?

*adjusts thigh highs and garter, pushes breasts together*

See ya around 3:30;)

[Beefsteak1138]

So you said you get out of work at 2:00 right?

*adjusts thigh highs and garter, pushes breasts together*

See ya around 3:30;)
Puts cock ring in pocket. See ya' then.

[gypsie]

is this the hornier version of the singles thread?
Nah -:)
we aren't single we just like to talk alot of smack to each other, just for fun.:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Nah -:)
we aren't single we just like to talk alot of smack to each other, just for fun.:lol
:lol I think its kinda funny that most of us are married or attached.

[gypsie]

Puts cock ring in pocket. See ya' then.
*sets alarm clock*
I'll be waiting!

*seriously how was your holiday? Did you get the day off, at least?*

[gypsie]

:lol I think its kinda funny that most of us are married or attached.
LMAO!!:lol
Yeah I tell my husband about it here and told him he should check it and he said he was afraid of what he might find
*dodged that bullet*:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

*sets alarm clock*
I'll be waiting!

*seriously how was your holiday? Did you get the day off, at least?*
Good...my wife and I had about 20 people at our house, it was kinda crazy, but fun. How was yours?

[Beefsteak1138]

LMAO!!:lol
Yeah I tell my husband about it here and told him he should check it and he said he was afraid of what he might find
*dodged that bullet*:lol
Even though its all in good fun, I think my wife may freak out if she read some of my posts. :D

[gypsie]

Good...my wife and I had about 20 people at our house, it was kinda crazy, but fun. How was yours?

The exact opposite - just the 4 of us trying out our new dining room table.
It was so wonderful! My avator is Kolbie eating yesterday. She's a little :babe .
My son wasn't impressed and barely ate. Later on after everyone took their naps I took Evan to see Polar Express.
All in all it was the best Thanksgiving I have ever had:D

[gypsie]

Even though its all in good fun, I think my wife may freak out if she read some of my posts. :D
Please you don't think I was internally praying that Bart would not be interested.
:o

[Beefsteak1138]

The exact opposite - just the 4 of us trying out our new dining room table.
It was so wonderful! My avator is Kolbie eating yesterday. She's a little :babe .
My son wasn't impressed and barely ate. Later on after everyone took their naps I took Evan to see Polar Express.
All in all it was the best Thanksgiving I have ever had:D
Sounds pretty much perfect to me. My wife has a huge family, most of which live nearby so that kind of holiday I don't think will ever happen for me.

[gypsie]

Sounds pretty much perfect to me. My wife has a huge family, most of which live nearby so that kind of holiday I don't think will ever happen for me.
Next year come hang with us :bounce
Small and quiet without family drama (and there's some drama going on).
When we lived in NJ B's parents got Thanksgiving and Xmas Eve and mine get Xmas Day and we alternate Easter - this year it's The xmas weekend and nothing else. Should be interesting being in Culpeper for Easter watching everyone go to church while we are going to the gym:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

hey, kids! :)

Beth you should hang with us... we're {mostly} harmless :p

[gypsie]

hey, kids! :)

Beth you should hang with us... we're {mostly} harmless :p
:bounce And she's back!!!:bounce

*runs to Brenda with reckless abandon puts on the brakes right before I get to her and give her a very gentle hug {{slurp}}*

can't forget to lick your face;)

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce And she's back!!!:bounce

*runs to Brenda with reckless abandon puts on the brakes right before I get to her and give her a very gentle hug {{slurp}}*

can't forget to lick your face;):hug
i can't wait til i get my throat cut & my neck fixed... i'm craving some full force lovin'
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

Just wanted to follow the new trend and use {{}} in a sentence.

[gypsie]

:hug
i can't wait til i get my throat cut & my neck fixed... i'm craving some full force lovin'
:D
Do I have some full force...*ahem*...loving for ya!!!

just as Iwas about to unleash that lovin on Beef you show up :rolleyes:

See ya at 3:30 Beefybaby;)

[gypsie]

Just wanted to follow the new trend and use {{}} in a sentence.
I'll give ya{{{}}}!!!

Now bend over and take it like a man!!!:evil

*snaps surgical glove*

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug
i can't wait til i get my throat cut & my neck fixed... i'm craving some full force lovin'
:D
* reserves plane ticket to Oklahoma.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'll give ya{{{}}}!!!

Now bend over and take it like a man!!!:evil

*snaps surgical glove*
I hope you lube that puppy up first.

[OklahomaMama]

* reserves plane ticket to Oklahoma.6 to 8 weeks after January 7th, baby...
call your travel agent now for your reservation
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

6 to 8 weeks after January 7th, baby...
call your travel agent now for your reservation
:D
I'll go on foot in I have to.

[OklahomaMama]

I'll go on foot in I have to.:p see? my pussy is worth walking 8,000 miles for
*puffs out chest proudly*

:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

*puffs out chest proudly*

Those are too.

;)

[gypsie]

:p see? my pussy is worth walking 8,000 miles for
*puffs out chest proudly*

:lol
Thanks I have a goal for all of this working out now.
I am training to walk to Mama's.:)

It's the chest puffing that did it for me;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks I have a goal for all of this working out now.
I am training to walk to Mama's.:)

It's the chest puffing that did it for me;)
You should start with short distances first, like my house.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
yes, as powerful as the pussy is, the chest's power is more in your face

:D

[gypsie]

You should start with short distances first, like my house.
Where exactly would that be?
I need to figure out my mileage

[gypsie]

:lol
yes, as powerful as the pussy is, the chest's power is more in your face

:D
The pussy power is a bit more alusive, whereas the power of the boobies knocks ya right over the head.:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Where exactly would that be?
I need to figure out my mileage
Woodbridge.

We can have the first annual Beef Brigade "meeting"

[Beefsteak1138]

The pussy power is a bit more alusive, whereas the power of the boobies knocks ya right over the head.:rolleyes:
True, but sometimes the pussy can be right in your face too.

[gypsie]

True, but sometimes the pussy can be right in your face too.
Yes, but you will always have to get past 'the girls' first.

[Beefsteak1138]

Yes, but you will always have to get past 'the girls' first.
Oh how I love the girls. They make the boys feel so nice.

[gypsie]

Woodbridge.

We can have the first annual Beef Brigade "meeting"
Ok that is 64.26 miles - it's going to take a bit of training but I already walked a marathon so what if it's 2/3rds longer - I can do it!

*visions of 'The Beef Brigade" marching down streets from near and far*

[Beefsteak1138]

Gotta run out for some caffeine. brb, don't go far my Pussies.

[OklahomaMama]

*humming*
the ants go marching one by one HURRAH HURRAH
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Gotta run out for some caffeine. brb, don't go far my Pussies.i shall sit here... quivering in anticipation for your return, SexyBeefyBaby!
:evil

[gypsie]

*humming*
the ants go marching one by one HURRAH HURRAH
:p
LMAO!:lol
You are too silly!
How are you feeling today?:hug

[gypsie]

Gotta run out for some caffeine. brb, don't go far my Pussies.
I want some caffiene!
We went to C'ville today and I didn't get to get Starbucks and it's EggNog Latte time :BANG - tomorrow.
Hey Beef we are going to Tyson's Corner Mall tomorrow.
is that far from you?

[gypsie]

i shall sit here... quivering in anticipation for your return, SexyBeefyBaby!
:evil
Oh don't quiver! I'll keep ya warm :hug

[OklahomaMama]

LMAO!:lol
You are too silly!
How are you feeling today?:hugi felt pretty damn good today (i'm always surprised when i can say that... how wierd is that?!) :rolleyes:
i got all my Christmas cards made and most of my Ants presents before i ran out of some of my supplies.


speaking of which... is it appropriate to put jingle bells on cock rings?
:D

[gypsie]

... is it appropriate to put jingle bells on cock rings?
:D
I'm not sure if it's appropriate but it sure would make it easier to keep track of them;)

[OklahomaMama]

I'm not sure if it's appropriate but it sure would make it easier to keep track of them;):lol
that reminds me... pat was bumming around the house earlier singing x-rated christmas carols :p

"Deck my balls with a girl named Holly fa la la la la la la la LA"

[gypsie]

:lol
that reminds me... pat was bumming around the house earlier singing x-rated christmas carols :p

"Deck my balls with a girl named Holly fa la la la la la la la LA"
Speaking of Christmas...
I might have to foget about making my cookies for my ants and send homemade fudge - what do you think?

[Beefsteak1138]

i shall sit here... quivering in anticipation for your return, SexyBeefyBaby!
:evil
I am back, now the REAL quivering can begin.

[Beefsteak1138]

I want some caffiene!
We went to C'ville today and I didn't get to get Starbucks and it's EggNog Latte time :BANG - tomorrow.
Hey Beef we are going to Tyson's Corner Mall tomorrow.
is that far from you?
Not too far...about 30 minutes north of me.

Oh, and its gonna be a zoo there tomorrow. Good luck.

[OklahomaMama]

Speaking of Christmas...
I might have to foget about making my cookies for my ants and send homemade fudge - what do you think?i loooove fudge! :bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

speaking of which... is it appropriate to put jingle bells on cock rings?
:D

Good question

*puts on ring

Yep, works quite well.

[gypsie]

Not too far...about 30 minutes north of me.

Oh, and its gonna be a zoo there tomorrow. Good luck.

I know - we just keep promising the boy that we will take him to (overpriced not worth it) Rainforest Cafe and at 3 they don't forget:BANG

[OklahomaMama]

I am back, now the REAL quivering can begin.*girlish tittering*
:lol

oh, BEEEEFY!!
*swoon*


how was that? :D

[OklahomaMama]

Good question

*puts on ring

Yep, works quite well.now shake it like you're collecting money for the salvation army, bay-beee!

woOoooO!
:evil

[gypsie]

*girlish tittering*
:lol

oh, BEEEEFY!!
*swoon*


how was that? :D
Mama said "tittering"

Is that a southern word?

[Beefsteak1138]

*girlish tittering*
:lol

oh, BEEEEFY!!
*swoon*


how was that? :D
:lol .....tittering...... :lol

Beefy like.

[Beefsteak1138]

now shake it like you're collecting money for the salvation army, bay-beee!

woOoooO!
:evil
As long as I can make a deposit in YOUR bucket.

[OklahomaMama]

TITTERING (not what you pervs think... but that is precisely why i used it :lol )

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/Titter

[Beefsteak1138]

TITTERING (not what you pervs think... but that is precisely why i used it :lol )

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/Titter
* Boyish Dickering *

[OklahomaMama]

As long as I can make a deposit in YOUR bucket.why, how... "charitable" of you, darlin' :p

[gypsie]

TITTERING (not what you pervs think... but that is precisely why i used it :lol )

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/Titter
:p Yeah we're the pervs:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

* Boyish Dickering *:lol i think you used that word incorrectly...
dickering means to argue, haggle or bargain over something



no, wait... dickering can work :p

[OklahomaMama]

:p Yeah we're the pervs:rolleyes:takes one to know one! :evil

[gypsie]

Alright - time for me to go do some chores and get to sleep.
Have fun peeps.:hug
See ya in the am.:)
Beef drive safely home from work, K?:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol i think you used that word incorrectly...
dickering means to argue, haggle or bargain over something



no, wait... dickering can work :p
The girls are dickering over my dick ring. ;)

[gypsie]

takes one to know one! :evilI never said I wasn't a perv. I was just making note of your insinuation that you are not a perv and we all know the truth now don't we?

[Beefsteak1138]

Alright - time for me to go do some chores and get to sleep.
Have fun peeps.:hug
See ya in the am.:)
Beef drive safely home from work, K?:hug
'Night.

*see you in less than 5 hours.

[OklahomaMama]

Alright - time for me to go do some chores and get to sleep.
Have fun peeps.:hug
See ya in the am.:)
Beef drive safely home from work, K?:hugg'nite, sugar... sleep well & pleasant sexy wet dreams!
:hug :angel :hug

[OklahomaMama]

The girls are dickering over my dick ring. ;)Excellent use in a sentence! :thumbsup

you get a gold star! now where do you want Teacher to put it? :p

[OklahomaMama]

I never said I wasn't a perv. I was just making note of your insinuation that you are not a perv and we all know the truth now don't we?Fuckin' A!
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Excellent use in a sentence! :thumbsup

you get a gold star! now where do you want Teacher to put it? :p
You can put it on my head.

[OklahomaMama]

You can put it on my head.hmmm... i highlighted and got nothing :confused:


you losing your touch, sugarbritches? :p

[Beefsteak1138]

hmmm... i highlighted and got nothing :confused:


you losing your touch, sugarbritches? :p
I was leaving it up to you to figure out which head you wanted to stick it on.

Penis head.

[Beefsteak1138]

Gypsie, where the heck are you???? I've been knocking on your door for 10 minutes.

[gypsie]

Gypsie, where the heck are you???? I've been knocking on your door for 10 minutes.
You should know where the key is by now, not that it matters I left the door unlocked just for you - wouldn't want to wake anyone up now would we;)

[Red_41]

Damn Damn Damn ... missed you again sweetie ... I've been up for two hours (stoopid katz) :)

Hope you have a great day and see'ya later !!!

:hug

[gypsie]

Damn Damn Damn ... missed you again sweetie ... I've been up for two hours (stoopid katz) :)

Hope you have a great day and see'ya later !!!

:hug:hug Sorry I missed ya!:hug
I am heading to the gym soon for a pilates/balletone class.:bounce
Today is cranky husband day, just incase y'all were wondering.
Later we are planning on going northto the mall but we'll see what 'cranky husband day' brings:rolleyes:

See y'all around!!!:hug :monkey

[come&dancew/me]

Damn, I thought that I was the only one that got up early on the weekends! Anyone still around??

[dmbphan041]

me...

*dreaming of a four-sum with the PussyPalooza crew*

i
want
sex
!

[Beefsteak1138]

You should know where the key is by now, not that it matters I left the door unlocked just for you - wouldn't want to wake anyone up now would we;)
Yep, I finally figured that out. Thanks for last night...it was amazing. ;)

[come&dancew/me]

me...

*dreaming of a four-sum with the PussyPalooza crew*

i
want
sex
!
Um...hi? Your hormones are already roaring to go today, eh? ;) Don't think we've "met" yet. I'm alison, :hug and *smooches*, nice to meet you.

[gypsie]

Yep, I finally figured that out. Thanks for last night...it was amazing. ;)
;) anytime Beefybaby:hug

By the way Thank you!:evil

[gypsie]

Um...hi? Your hormones are already roaring to go today, eh? ;) Don't think we've "met" yet. I'm alison, :hug and *smooches*, nice to meet you.
Morning Ali!:hug
How is you weekend goinh?

[il bacio dolce]

I wanted to keep all my leftover negativeness out of this thread so I made a whole other thread for it.

[dmbphan041]

alison two words...

dominate me;)

please ma'am?

[OklahomaMama]

yoooo hooooo...... anybody home?

*echo echo echo*

[il bacio dolce]

Mama. I'm here. Matt and I had a looooong talk last night and everything is fixed! :bounce No more Distraction. Evil evil man. :p

[OklahomaMama]

that's good, Cassie! :hug
i should have your package in the mail today if i ever get up off my ass :rolleyes:
the boy desperately needs a haircut so.....
no more procrastinating for me
:p

[il bacio dolce]

Procrastinating on studying by: chatting here, listening to music, eating, doing laundry, went to the store, checking email, etc...

[MAM2STEPN]

Damn Damn Damn ... missed you again sweetie ... I've been up for two hours (stoopid katz) :)

Hope you have a great day and see'ya later !!!

:hugHow ya doing Miz Noella? Are you all better now?:) :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

that's good, Cassie! :hug
i should have your package in the mail today if i ever get up off my ass :rolleyes:
the boy desperately needs a haircut so.....
no more procrastinating for me
:pHi Mama, are you enjoying that boy of your's? Have a nice visit!!!:hug

[gypsie]

Hello Hello Hello Hello

I guess noone's around.
Have a great evening:hug

[dmbphan041]

*contently beating my meat*

im here;)

[gypsie]

*contently beating my meat*

im here;)
So you are familiar with the requirements of this thread:rolleyes: :evil

[OklahomaMama]

good morning! :)
any positive peeps out there this early?

[Red_41]

Yayyyyyy :bounce .... good morning darlin' got your coffee?

:hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Yayyyyyy :bounce .... good morning darlin' got your coffee?

:hug :huggood morning! i sure do! :hug
doing the laundry thing :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

I'm doin' the slightly hungover thing ... my girfriend Jo came over and we made her amazing sphagetti sauce ... of course red wine must be drunk while cooking .... soooooo ... she's still sleeping. :)

[OklahomaMama]

i'll type quietly :p

[Red_41]

i'll type quietly :p
No headache ... just a little "fuzzy" ;)

Holy cow ... I was gonna backread ... this place was deadsville yesterday!

So how was your day? How you feeling hon? :angel

[gypsie]

Good morning! Good morning!!!:hug
I hope y'all had a great yesterday!

[Red_41]

Kellliiiiiieeeee !!!!! *runs in splashing coffee over edge of mug* CLINK!

:hug :hug

[Red_41]

Brenda ... I was just thinking ... which one of us is Pat going to call after your surgery to say everything went fine so that that person can post and let everyone know you're OK?

:angel

[gypsie]

Kellliiiiiieeeee !!!!! *runs in splashing coffee over edge of mug* CLINK!

:hug :hug

*Clink!!!*

How is Mz.Joanne this morning?
I am getting my lazy ass motivated to get on my machine then it's offto Target for grocery and Xmas shopping.
Any plans for today?

[Red_41]

Miz Jo is doing great ... very proud of her! However, her lazy ass is still sleeping :)

One of our friends is coming over for coffee in about an hour ... Jo will probably head out (tee hee I said head) relatively early so I'll probably hang out and work on some Christmas ornaments.

I made a double batch of them last weekend (103) ... they take about 3 days to dry so now I'm in Phase 2 ... painting them ... It's very relaxing actually.

[gypsie]

Miz Jo is doing great ... very proud of her! However, her lazy ass is still sleeping :)

One of our friends is coming over for coffee in about an hour ... Jo will probably head out (tee hee I said head) relatively early so I'll probably hang out and work on some Christmas ornaments.

I made a double batch of them last weekend (103) ... they take about 3 days to dry so now I'm in Phase 2 ... painting them ... It's very relaxing actually.
Yay for JO!!!:bounce

I can't wait to see these ornaments.
Incase you haven't backread I have decided to make fude instead of my choco chip cherry cookies, I think it will ship better. I hope.

[Red_41]

Yay for JO!!!
:bounce
I can't wait to see these ornaments.
Incase you haven't backread Yeah right! :rolleyes: I have decided to make fude Is that kinda like fudge? :D instead of my choco chip cherry cookies, I think it will ship better. I hope.
So how was cranky husband day yesterday ... didja go to C'ville?

[gypsie]

So how was cranky husband day yesterday ... didja go to C'ville?
We went to C'ville on Friday, Tyson's Corner Mall :violent yesterday to the Rainfoerst Cafe for some overpriced food, today Target.

I think Cranky Husband day is turning into Cranky Husband Weekend:BANG

Yes Fude id like Fudge only Fuddier:D

[Red_41]

Crank husband "weekend" ... man that sucks!

We don't have Target in Canada ... or JC Penney ... we do have Walmart though.

The Fuddier the batter (I mean better) :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

We went to C'ville on Friday, Tyson's Corner Mall :violent yesterday to the Rainfoerst Cafe for some overpriced food, today Target.

I think Cranky Husband day is turning into Cranky Husband Weekend:BANG

Yes Fude id like Fudge only Fuddier:D
I take it Tyson's Corner was not a fun experience????

Good morning everyone.

[Red_41]

I take it Tyson's Corner was not a fun experience????

Good morning everyone.
Hey Beefy!

Nothin' like a juicy steak for breakfast on a Sunday morning ... YUM! ... *runs to get steak sauce and napkin*

What the heck are you doing up this early? (It is a "pleasure" to have you here though)

:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Beefy!

Nothin' like a juicy steak for breakfast on a Sunday morning ... YUM! ... *runs to get steak sauce and napkin*

What the heck are you doing up this early? (It is a "pleasure" to have you here though)

:hug
No steak sauce. A quality steak speaks for itself. ;)

Thanks, but I'm always up this early, just not always "here".

[Red_41]

No steak sauce. A quality steak speaks for itself. ;)

Thanks, but I'm always up this early, just not always "here".
Hey .... that makes a lot of sense ... which means I need to a) start shopping for better quality meat and b) stop trying to cover up cheaper meat with lots of sauces to make it taste better !!! :rolleyes:

I popped in for coffee chat but I'll be checkin out soon ... expecting a friend for coffee.

How's the rest of your weekend so far?

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey .... that makes a lot of sense ... which means I need to a) start shopping for better quality meat and b) stop trying to cover up cheaper meat with lots of sauces to make it taste better !!! :rolleyes:

I popped in for coffee chat but I'll be checkin out soon ... expecting a friend for coffee.

How's the rest of your weekend so far?
One word...Tenderloin. They are expensive, but buy them when they are on sale. Its like heaven in your mouth (insert perverted joke here).

My weekend's pretty good, just putting up the x-mas decorations and tree today. I gotta run also, Have a good one.

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda ... I was just thinking ... which one of us is Pat going to call after your surgery to say everything went fine so that that person can post and let everyone know you're OK?

:angeloh that's a good idea! i'll PM you and Kellie his cell # so whichever one of ya can get to a computer quicker can let everyone know how i'm doing.
:hug

[Red_41]

I will assume that you're putting up an artificial tree? ... I'm picturing needles EVERYWHERE by mid December :lol

See ya later ... have fun decking the halls !!!

mmmmmmm tenderloin :evil

[OklahomaMama]

i gotta haul butt too... need to iron, run the brat to church and gas up the Brendamobile for our trip to Norman Oklahoma :(
Pat's gonna drive at least

i overdid it this weekend making Christmas presents and my shit hurts
waaaah!

[OklahomaMama]

hey, ladies... looks like someone is sending a special request to Santa Claus this year :D

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2320596&postcount=36

[dmbphan041]

ya daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn right mamma;)

[OklahomaMama]

ya daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn right mamma;):p i'll see what we can do... but you gotta be an EXTRA good boy!
and Santa wants Kahlua and Coffee not milk & cookies, eh?
:D

[System]

i gotta haul butt too... need to iron, run the brat to church and gas up the Brendamobile for our trip to Norman Oklahoma :(
Pat's gonna drive at least

i overdid it this weekend making Christmas presents and my shit hurts
waaaah!



mama, you are my christmas gift...

i'll unwrap you later

[OklahomaMama]

mama, you are my christmas gift...

i'll unwrap you laterlater?? but i'm holding mistletoe over my.... head, yeah, my head
:lol

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

[OlivePoet]

:lol i knew there'd be a few "mehs" when i created the poll


always looking to convert y'all to POSITIVE people though :)
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

HEATER! mwwaaaaah! hi babygirl! :)

[OlivePoet]

i keep telling him... my generation is the absolutely last one to cook and clean for a man :p
:lol I'd better change my act soon then. :p

(Yeah, I don't ALWAYS cook and clean though. ;))

[OlivePoet]

I'll have to wait t'ill next week for a pic cause I left the digi at work ...

I just left Heater a voice mail asking WTF she was !!! :lol
I know! :( My phone was dead for a couple days (G kept forgetting to bring my charger back to me) so you got my voicemail right away. And THEN my dumb ass accidentally deleted the message with your number. :(

:hug :hug I was SO excited to hear from you though!

[OlivePoet]

:freak :freak :freak :freak :freak :freak

Me:

http://www.mpt.org/artworks/thisweek/images/10.31.02/barf.jpg
:lol Eww.