Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

*pout* but then i won't be able to poop :(
and Heater sez it's important to poop often

:lol

(let's see if she backreads this far)
:lol Yes. Yes it is!
:lol
"Let's see if she backreads this far!" You have little faith in me! :p

[OlivePoet]

whoa, COOOOL!

a piece of dry macaroni fell under the electric stove burner and burst into flames
:lol
:: runs into kitchen ::
:: throws handful of dry macaroni at stove ::
:: accidentally hits Stella in the butt, she scurries off the counter ::

Nothing happened for me! :confused: :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol Yes. Yes it is!
:lol
"Let's see if she backreads this far!" You have little faith in me! :pLMAO!
i love you!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Fire is cool, Beavis.
heh heh fire ROCKS, dude!
:lol

:lol I used to LOVE that show.

Heh, heh. BOX.

[OklahomaMama]

:: runs into kitchen ::
:: throws handful of dry macaroni at stove ::
:: accidentally hits Stella in the butt, she scurries off the counter ::

Nothing happened for me! :confused: :lolyour burner has to be on "high"
a piece of dry bread will combust too :p

[OlivePoet]

:lol I think its kinda funny that most of us are married or attached.
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

LMAO!!:lol
Yeah I tell my husband about it here and told him he should check it and he said he was afraid of what he might find
*dodged that bullet*:lol
:lol Yeah, I was under the impression that G constantly read this thread, but he hadn't been. He decided to sometime last week...asked me to tone a few things down! :lol :o

[OlivePoet]

i felt pretty damn good today (i'm always surprised when i can say that... how wierd is that?!) :rolleyes:
i got all my Christmas cards made and most of my Ants presents before i ran out of some of my supplies.


speaking of which... is it appropriate to put jingle bells on cock rings?
:D
It's kind of like putting a bell on a cat collar, so you always know where the little bugger is! :lol
I may have to take that idea into consideration...

[OlivePoet]

TITTERING (not what you pervs think... but that is precisely why i used it :lol )

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/Titter
The word just got slightly less fun. ;)

[OlivePoet]

* Boyish Dickering *
I prefer to be manly dickered. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Brenda ... I was just thinking ... which one of us is Pat going to call after your surgery to say everything went fine so that that person can post and let everyone know you're OK?

:angel
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

hey, ladies... looks like someone is sending a special request to Santa Claus this year :D

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2320596&postcount=36
:lol So who is that guy? I haven't actually chatted with him yet.

[OlivePoet]

HEATER! mwwaaaaah! hi babygirl! :)
Hey mama! :hug

[OlivePoet]

LMAO!
i love you!
:lol
:hug I love you too! :D

[OlivePoet]

your burner has to be on "high"
a piece of dry bread will combust too :p
:lol You spend alot of time in the kitchen burning shit, huh? :p

[OlivePoet]

OK, I think I'm done. :p

[System]

OK, I think I'm done. :p



ya, that is what i said :D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol You spend alot of time in the kitchen burning shit, huh? :pno, i spend too much time on here so shit in the kitchen burns :rolleyes:

so, done backreading are ya? did we do you proud? :D

[System]

OKLAHOMA ROAD TRIP IN FEBURARY!!!...


who is coming with?

[OlivePoet]

no, i spend too much time on here so shit in the kitchen burns :rolleyes:

so, done backreading are ya? did we do you proud? :D
:lol I've just stopped cooking altogether! :lol

Ya'll made me very proud! :hug

[OlivePoet]

OKLAHOMA ROAD TRIP IN FEBURARY!!!...


who is coming with?
:: raises hand ::
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

OKLAHOMA ROAD TRIP IN FEBURARY!!!...


who is coming with?not in february! :eek: i'll still have one of those dumbass collars on... except i am thinking about getting metal studs put on it so i look spiffy! :D

[System]

:: raises hand ::
:bounce :multi :bounce


2 words


Road head :evil


ok, that makes 2...now who is going to drive cause me and heater will be busy in the back seat

[OlivePoet]

not in february! :eek: i'll still have one of those dumbass collars on... except i am thinking about getting metal studs put on it so i look spiffy! :D
:lol Then I'll come with a bedazzler! :lol

[System]

not in february! :eek: i'll still have one of those dumbass collars on... except i am thinking about getting metal studs put on it so i look spiffy! :D


end of feburary...first part of march possibly

[chels012002]

here for a min

[OlivePoet]

2 words


Road head :evil


ok, that makes 2...now who is going to drive cause me and heater will be busy in the back seat
Find someone else to get in the backseat with ya...I'll be in the front giving Giulio roadhead! :p

[OlivePoet]

end of feburary...first part of march possibly
March 18 = Heater's bday.

[System]

Find someone else to get in the backseat with ya...I'll be in the front giving Giulio roadhead! :p



can i watch? ;)


don't wanna spend your birthday in Oklahoma........unless you can unwrap me as your gift


later yall....i am outta here

[chels012002]

March 18 = Heater's bday.
Wow so close to mine!

[OlivePoet]

can i watch? ;)


don't wanna spend your birthday in Oklahoma........unless you can unwrap me as your gift


later yall....i am outta here
I like being watched. :evil

[OlivePoet]

Wow so close to mine!
Yeah it is! :hug And Alison's bday is ALSO March 18! :p

[chels012002]

Spring is a good time

[OlivePoet]

OK everyone, off to convince Giulio to have sex with me. :rolleyes:
See ya'll later! :hug

[chels012002]

OK everyone, off to convince Giulio to have sex with me. :rolleyes:
See ya'll later! :hug
Wow that is when I realize how I need Ryan closer to me!

[gypsie]

OK everyone, off to convince Giulio to have sex with me. :rolleyes:
See ya'll later! :hug
Good luck with that ya' whore ;) :hug
See ya around!

[chels012002]

Hi and bye Kellie!

[gypsie]

I take it Tyson's Corner was not a fun experience????

Good morning everyone.
Too many people.
I tend to be instant bitch in crowded malls, people are just so pushy and not tolerant to anything that I can't keep my mouth shut.
One year I flipped off an undercover cop in a parking lot and mouthed 'asshole' and got pulled over for it. I got out of it by saying that I was talking to my husband:lol . Yesterday some man was standing so close to me in line that when I went to walk away when I pivoted on my feet I stepped on him. I told him that the next time he was up my ass like that I'd better enjoy it.
The moral of the story... give me my space in the mall around the holidays and do not be inconsiderate:)

[gypsie]

:p i'll see what we can do... but you gotta be an EXTRA good boy!
and Santa wants Kahlua and Coffee not milk & cookies, eh?
:D
I'm requesting Bailey's with a shot of coffee on the side:D

[gypsie]

{{sees cloud of dust but no peeps}}

Ok OK I can take a hint :(

[gypsie]

I am going to go wash the floors on my hands and knees.

Just in case anyone wants to come join me :evil

[DMBfan41]

Negative day, I'm going to back to school, I don't really want to go

[gypsie]

Negative day, I'm going to back to school, I don't really want to go

Then lots and lots of :hug 's for you sweetie

:hug :hug :hug

[DMBfan41]

Then lots and lots of :hug 's for you sweetie

:hug :hug :hug

hugs in return

[gypsie]

hugs in return
You forgot that smack on the ass (I am supposed to be washing the floor;) )

Seriously drive safe! I have to run see ya later tonight:hug

[OklahomaMama]

damn, i missed Kellie :(
waaaah!

i just fed nick a huge lunch of leftover Turkeyday food... then i told him he was fed, got a haircut and was resupplied, back your bags and get out!
:lol


i do hope he knows i was just kidding :angel

[OlivePoet]

:lol He knows his mama loves him! :p

[OklahomaMama]

i hope he does.... cuz i really really do!
:angel

[gypsie]

{{backreading}}


Quick everyone run!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

{{backreading}}


Quick everyone run!:lolyaaaay! :bounce
we're finally here together!
mwaaaaaah!
:hug

[gypsie]

yaaaay! :bounce
we're finally here together!
mwaaaaaah!
:hug

mwaaaaahhhh!:hug
Just reading your journal sounds like a great weekend(minus the laundry)

I am just taking a quick cleaning/vacuuming break.
How are you feeling? Have you been resting at all?

[OklahomaMama]

mwaaaaahhhh!:hug
Just reading your journal sounds like a great weekend(minus the laundry)

I am just taking a quick cleaning/vacuuming break.
How are you feeling? Have you been resting at all?trying to :rolleyes: no christmas crafts for me today... my shoulder & arm is killing me
and now i'm scared to death to crack my neck cuz i don't wanna be a quadriplegic :lol

[gypsie]

trying to :rolleyes: no christmas crafts for me today... my shoulder & arm is killing me
and now i'm scared to death to crack my neck cuz i don't wanna be a quadriplegic :lol

*shudders* icky! Neck cracking just grosses me out!
I yell at Bart for it all of the time that and when he compresses his cervical vertebrae - they aren't meant to 'bend' that way I don't care if you can do it!
Are the drugs helping with the discomfort?

[OklahomaMama]

*shudders* icky! Neck cracking just grosses me out!
I yell at Bart for it all of the time that and when he compresses his cervical vertebrae - they aren't meant to 'bend' that way I don't care if you can do it!
Are the drugs helping with the discomfort?shit, that's probably why i'm such a mess now! :rolleyes:
um, yeah... i kinda can't take the pain meds anymore... my acid reflux was so bad i was throwing up... and i suspect it caused a rupture in one of my esophageal ulcers cuz i had specks of blood in my spit
waaah

[Red_41]

Good evening my pussies! ... Gotta backread ... BRB.

:hug

[DMBfan41]

i feel like lickin some pussies tonight

[gypsie]

shit, that's probably why i'm such a mess now! :rolleyes:
um, yeah... i kinda can't take the pain meds anymore... my acid reflux was so bad i was throwing up... and i suspect it caused a rupture in one of my esophageal ulcers cuz i had specks of blood in my spit
waaah
I am so sorry to hear that sweetie :hug
Afew more weeks of torture, soon enough it will all be over.

Evening Mz.Noella looking forward to coffee tomorrow

Jar - hope your trip back to school was safe.:hug

[gypsie]

ok - all of my neighbors have decked their houses out already for Christmas - when I say decked I mean gone all out, in danger of power failure decked.

Today we got a light up frosty and the head doesn't light - I think it's a sign.
Now I not only have to return frosty but I have to find some more lights and cheeseball decorations because the 5 strands of rainbow lights won't cut it.:BANG

[MAM2STEPN]

ok - all of my neighbors have decked their houses out already for Christmas - when I say decked I mean gone all out, in danger of power failure decked.

Today we got a light up frosty and the head doesn't light - I think it's a sign.
Now I not only have to return frosty but I have to find some more lights and cheeseball decorations because the 5 strands of rainbow lights won't cut it.:BANGHi Kellie, I say do your own thing and don't worry about keeping up with the Jones!:rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

good morning! :)
any positive peeps out there this early?What the hell were you doing up so early on a sunday?:BANG

[gypsie]

Hi Kellie, I say do your own thing and don't worry about keeping up with the Jones!:rolleyes:
I just wrote that stuff right after I got smacked upside the head with Christmas cheer, initial reaction.
We always do our own thing!:)
I haven't lived in a neighborhood in 10 years, I forgot how crazy it gets this time of year.
I am not a scrooge but I hate to waste my money on decorations when I can spend it on so many other important things.

[paris72]

i feel like lickin some pussies tonight

:thumbsup

Always a good time....well, almost always :ugh:

[gypsie]

:thumbsup

Always a good time....well, almost always :ugh:


Interesting response...:rolleyes:

[paris72]

Interesting response...:rolleyes:

Um...honest ;)

[gypsie]

Um...honest ;)
Sounds like a learning experience to me :)

[gypsie]

*raises mug in left hand*

I'm ready for my clink!
Where my girls at?

[Red_41]

*skips in being careful not to splash coffee*

CLINK !!!

Hey baby ... how YOU doin? ;)

[gypsie]

*skips in being careful not to splash coffee*

CLINK !!!

Hey baby ... how YOU doin? ;)
Good now that your here;) :hug

I am all showered and fresh smelling getting ready for the day.
How bout you?How was your coffee date the other day?

[Red_41]

Wow ... you're up and at it early today! :)

My coffee date was good ... Just kinda hung out and gabbed with the girls.

Then I spent the rest of the day flaking out and makin' ornaments.

How bout you?

:hug :hug

[gypsie]

Wow ... you're up and at it early today! :)

My coffee date was good ... Just kinda hung out and gabbed with the girls.

Then I spent the rest of the day flaking out and makin' ornaments.

How bout you?

:hug :hug
I wanna be you that sounds like so much fun:)
General domestication - cleaning and errands and thinking about decorating.
Have you checked your gmail lately?

[Red_41]

... Haven't checked my gmail in a couple o days ... I check my hotmail and gmail at the office cause I'm on a server and it's faster!

It's pissing rain here and I think I left my umbrella at the office :(

Beefy was putting up his decorations and tree yesterday ... I'm not quite ready to decorate yet ... I usually start doing that the first weekend in December.

I wonder where the third in our trio is this morning ... ???

[gypsie]

... Haven't checked my gmail in a couple o days ... I check my hotmail and gmail at the office cause I'm on a server and it's faster!

It's pissing rain here and I think I left my umbrella at the office :(

Beefy was putting up his decorations and tree yesterday ... I'm not quite ready to decorate yet ... I usually start doing that the first weekend in December.

I wonder where the third in our trio is this morning ... ???

No rain here it's cold but will be getting clode to 60 degrees. It's very weird that it's almost December and i haven't whipped out the winter coat yet.

Brenda is sleeping in. She overdid it this weekend and is taking care of her body (I hope):hug
I'm not ready either and I'm not much of a holiday decorator - love the thought but hat the expense and time. We're going to have to jump on the band wagon soon though because our neighbors are nutty with festiveness.

How those ornaments coming?

[Red_41]

No rain here it's cold but will be getting clode to 60 degrees. It's very weird that it's almost December and i haven't whipped out the winter coat yet.

Brenda is sleeping in. She overdid it this weekend and is taking care of her body (I hope):hug
I'm not ready either and I'm not much of a holiday decorator - love the thought but hat the expense and time. We're going to have to jump on the band wagon soon though because our neighbors are nutty with festiveness.

How those ornaments coming?Yeah ... I did some backreadin' ... she went overboard spoiling Nick this weekend.

Ornaments are coming along well ... Stage 3 is complete for the ones going "south of the border." ... Now I just need to tie on the ribbon and raffia so you can hang em on the tree :D Then I'll get them packed up and mailed ... I want to get them out by end of this week cause the packages I've gotten from Brenda actually take almost two weeks to get here :BANG

If I don't get them out soon you won't get em t'ill New Year's :rolleyes:

So Bush if coming to Canada this week ... He'll be in Halifax on Wednesday to thank us for sheltering the planes from 9-11. ... It should be an "interesting" event ... I'm about 2 1/2 hours away in Moncton so I'll catch it on TV.

I'm going to have to get going in the next couple of minutes ... haven't showered yet :ugh:

[gypsie]

See ya later Noella!:hug
*runs into shower grabs ass and skips away*

:hug Have a great day!!!:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

'morning!!!

[gypsie]

*tackles Beef bites neck*

Good morning!!:hug
All that and I didn't even spill a drop of coffee

[Beefsteak1138]

*tackles Beef bites neck*

Good morning!!:hug
All that and I didn't even spill a drop of coffee
I thought of you this weekend. My wife was watching the "Style network" on TV, and there was and ad for a show which was coming up about Yoga fashions. I was gonna send you a PM, but I was having internet issues this weekend.

[gypsie]

I thought of you this weekend. My wife was watching the "Style network" on TV, and there was and ad for a show which was coming up about Yoga fashions. I was gonna send you a PM, but I was having internet issues this weekend.
You thought of me while watching tv with your wife :rolleyes: :evil uh oh;)
You are a sweetie! I was telling my husband something about you this weekend, I can't remember what it was but we aren't divorced so it wasn't too bad.:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

You thought of me while watching tv with your wife :rolleyes: :evil uh oh;)
You are a sweetie! I was telling my husband something about you this weekend, I can't remember what it was but we aren't divorced so it wasn't too bad.:lol
Well, we were watching the "Style" channel, so its not like I was entranced by the programming. ;)

See, you should've told him something to make him pissed, then later you coulda had fabulous make up sex.

[gypsie]

Well, we were watching the "Style" channel, so its not like I was entranced by the programming. ;)

See, you should've told him something to make him pissed, then later you coulda had fabulous make up sex.

Sure - you weren't entranced by the "style" channel, all those gay men prancing around how could you be anything but entranced :D

That is why I need you around... I should have thought of something to piss him off, oh well I have a billion more years with him I'm sure it will happen sooner or later

[OklahomaMama]

What the hell were you doing up so early on a sunday?:BANG:p laundry

good morning, everyone! :hug

i'm taking today off work so as long as my computer cooperates, i'll be hangin' with the Pussies and ROCs all day :bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

Sure - you weren't entranced by the "style" channel, all those gay men prancing around how could you be anything but entranced :D

That is why I need you around... I should have thought of something to piss him off, oh well I have a billion more years with him I'm sure it will happen sooner or later
Yeah, I'm sure after a while you're bound to do something to make him mad. Hell, I do it on nearly a daily basis.

[Beefsteak1138]

:p laundry

good morning, everyone! :hug

i'm taking today off work so as long as my computer cooperates, i'll be hangin' with the Pussies and ROCs all day :bounce
Mama!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Mama!!!!!Beefybaby!!! *sneaks up behind Beef for a quick buttgrab and a smooch on the back of the neck*
:D

i'm taking down the fall/Thanksgiving decorations today in an attempt to guilt Pat into bringing all the Christmas stuff from storage :p
i'm always the last to get my decorations up... he has to do his office and his boss' apartment first.
if it were up to me, i'd have that shit up before the turkey's carcass was cold :lol
on Wednesday (Dec 1st) i'll start wearing my Christmas scrubs and jingle bells on my shoes... just to piss people off :evil

[gypsie]

Yeah, I'm sure after a while you're bound to do something to make him mad. Hell, I do it on nearly a daily basis.
That is your job as the husband to piss us off. It's just the natural order of things:)

[OklahomaMama]

That is your job as the husband to piss us off. It's just the natural order of things:)*slides up next to Kellie for a face lick and a boob cupping*
MWAAAAH!!!!
:angel

[gypsie]

Beefybaby!!! *sneaks up behind Beef for a quick buttgrab and a smooch on the back of the neck*
:D

i'm taking down the fall/Thanksgiving decorations today in an attempt to guilt Pat into bringing all the Christmas stuff from storage :p
i'm always the last to get my decorations up... he has to do his office and his boss' apartment first.
if it were up to me, i'd have that shit up before the turkey's carcass was cold :lol
on Wednesday (Dec 1st) i'll start wearing my Christmas scrubs and jingle bells on my shoes... just to piss people off :evil

Morning Sweets!!!
'turkey carcass'? sounds so delish.:ugh:
How would wearing your jingle bells and christmas scrubs piss us off - since you are going to be at home taking care of yourself, hanging out here until January 7th - right?:p

[gypsie]

*slides up next to Kellie for a face lick and a boob cupping*
MWAAAAH!!!!
:angel
Now that is a hello!
Take notes boys. I expect this kind of greeting from everyone at ppp'05 and pp'05 got it?!
You just wait till your out of your collar Bren that is when the fun begins ;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Beefybaby!!! *sneaks up behind Beef for a quick buttgrab and a smooch on the back of the neck*
:D

i'm taking down the fall/Thanksgiving decorations today in an attempt to guilt Pat into bringing all the Christmas stuff from storage :p
i'm always the last to get my decorations up... he has to do his office and his boss' apartment first.
if it were up to me, i'd have that shit up before the turkey's carcass was cold :lol
on Wednesday (Dec 1st) i'll start wearing my Christmas scrubs and jingle bells on my shoes... just to piss people off :evil
* relishes the ass-grab

I spent all day yesterday decorating the house. I swear I had the worst weekend ever. I broke 2 ornaments, a candle, and tripped on a snapple bottle which was on the stairs (which then broke, making a mess all over the carpet). I jammed an electric screwdriver into my finger, stepped on a piece of our artificial x-mas tree and cut my foot, and banged my knee so hard I almost passed out. Not only that, but my dog cut his foot also and tracked blood all over our house and I spend hours trying to spot clean the carpet. I think thats all. Damn I'm glad this weekend is over.

[Beefsteak1138]

*slides up next to Kellie for a face lick and a boob cupping*
MWAAAAH!!!!
:angel
*snaps pics.

[OklahomaMama]

Morning Sweets!!!
'turkey carcass'? sounds so delish.:ugh:
How would wearing your jingle bells and christmas scrubs piss us off - since you are going to be at home taking care of yourself, hanging out here until January 7th - right?:pum yeah, i don't think that's gonna happen, honey :(
i have just enough sick leave time saved up to take off seven weeks (and i'll use annual leave for the 8th) after my surgery.
of course if i'm gimping around at work & someone feels sorry for me and says "awwww, Brenda! why don't you go home and rest?" i'll go and it won't get counted against my leave time :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

* relishes the ass-grab

I spent all day yesterday decorating the house. I swear I had the worst weekend ever. I broke 2 ornaments, a candle, and tripped on a snapple bottle which was on the stairs (which then broke, making a mess all over the carpet). I jammed an electric screwdriver into my finger, stepped on a piece of our artificial x-mas tree and cut my foot, and banged my knee so hard I almost passed out. Not only that, but my dog cut his foot also and tracked blood all over our house and I spend hours trying to spot clean the carpet. I think thats all. Damn I'm glad this weekend is over.i'm gonna have to start calling you Clark W. Griswold, baby!
want Mama to kiss your boo boos? :hug
waits for Sean to tell her that he pulled his groin too......

[gypsie]

um yeah, i don't think that's gonna happen, honey :(
i have just enough sick leave time saved up to take off seven weeks (and i'll use annual leave for the 8th) after my surgery.
of course if i'm gimping around at work & someone feels sorry for me and says "awwww, Brenda! why don't you go home and rest?" i'll go and it won't get counted against my leave time :rolleyes:
No chance with FMLA?:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Now that is a hello!
Take notes boys. I expect this kind of greeting from everyone at ppp'05 and pp'05 got it?!
You just wait till your out of your collar Bren that is when the fun begins ;) :evil*sigh* i hope the fusion doesn't affect my "flexibility" in my neck....
i'm FAMOUS for my flexibility {can't have boring old up and down only blow jobs, now can we?}

[gypsie]

i'm gonna have to start calling you Clark W. Griswold, baby!
want Mama to kiss your boo boos? :hug
waits for Sean to tell her that he pulled his groin too......


I pulled my groin! watcha gonna do for me?:lol
Beef?

[gypsie]

*sigh* i hope the fusion doesn't affect my "flexibility" in my neck....
i'm FAMOUS for my flexibility {can't have boring old up and down only blow jobs, now can we?}
that is what those early morning yoga and massage sessions will be for;)

[Beefsteak1138]

i'm gonna have to start calling you Clark W. Griswold, baby!
want Mama to kiss your boo boos? :hug
waits for Sean to tell her that he pulled his groin too......
:rolleyes: I know, I know.

The weird thing is I'm not clumsy at all, it was just a freak string of events.

I was actually waiting for you to pull my groin for me.

[OklahomaMama]

No chance with FMLA?:rolleyes:nope, that's to take care of a sick family member. :(
it's ok, i'll manage... i just gotta make it through the next five weeks and four days

boy, i'm REALLY glad pat drove up to norman & back yesterday for me (although he made me more nervous than a whore at a tent revival!) just riding in the car made my whole left side go dead
BLECHHHH!

[Beefsteak1138]

I pulled my groin! watcha gonna do for me?:lol
Beef?
*runs to Culpeper. Gently massages groin at first, then slowing increases pressure......

[gypsie]

:hug 's to you Brenda:hug
I am off take care of Beef. I trust you will be able to keep him and any other ROC's that pop in in line.
c'y'all around:hug

[gypsie]

*runs to Culpeper. Gently massages groin at first, then slowing increases pressure......

:evil :lol ;) See YOU later:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug 's to you Brenda:hug
I am off take care of Beef. I trust you will be able to keep him and any other ROC's that pop in in line.
c'y'all around:hug
Kick ass.

[OklahomaMama]

owwwie... my groin hurts too
*pout*

:p

[Beefsteak1138]

owwwie... my groin hurts too
*pout*

:p
Awe!!!!!!

Beefy will make it all better (and tingly) :evil

[Red_41]

* relishes the ass-grab

I spent all day yesterday decorating the house. I swear I had the worst weekend ever. I broke 2 ornaments, a candle, and tripped on a snapple bottle which was on the stairs (which then broke, making a mess all over the carpet). I jammed an electric screwdriver into my finger, stepped on a piece of our artificial x-mas tree and cut my foot, and banged my knee so hard I almost passed out. Not only that, but my dog cut his foot also and tracked blood all over our house and I spend hours trying to spot clean the carpet. I think thats all. Damn I'm glad this weekend is over.
OMG ... thanks for starting my day off laughing :lol

Seriously, I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself too badly but I'm getting images of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! :D

[Red_41]

Now that is a hello!
Take notes boys. I expect this kind of greeting from everyone at ppp'05 and pp'05 got it?!
You just wait till your out of your collar Bren that is when the fun begins ;) :evil
*Sneaks up behind Kellie and reaches around for a double breast cupping while nibbling her right earlobe*

How's that cutie? :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Awe!!!!!!

Beefy will make it all better (and tingly) :evili'm already tingly, baby....
:D

[Red_41]

i'm gonna have to start calling you Clark W. Griswold, baby!
want Mama to kiss your boo boos? :hug
waits for Sean to tell her that he pulled his groin too......
Ya SEE ... the pussies think alike! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

i'm already tingly, baby....
:D
Beefy strikes again, just the thought of me ilicits those types of feelings.

[OklahomaMama]

Ya SEE ... the pussies think alike! :lolyup... we've got this Borg Pussy Collective thing going on :lol

good morning, you sexy Canadian you! :hug
i saw a truck on the highway this weekend with a personalized plate & thought of you (no, it didn't say PUSSY! :lol )
IMACANUK
:D

[Red_41]

Awe!!!!!!

Beefy will make it all better (and tingly) :evil
Owwwww ... my groin hurts ... *Beefy ... got enough to go around?*

[OklahomaMama]

Beefy strikes again, just the thought of me ilicits those types of feelings.hell, i can't even eat a steak or a burger without getting all warm in my happy place....
i'm gonna call the National Beef Council and tell them you should be their spokesperson!
:evil

[Red_41]

nope, that's to take care of a sick family member. :(
it's ok, i'll manage... i just gotta make it through the next five weeks and four days

boy, i'm REALLY glad pat drove up to norman & back yesterday for me (although he made me more nervous than a whore at a tent revival!) just riding in the car made my whole left side go dead
BLECHHHH!

:lol :lol I love that one!





Poor Mama ... can I kiss it better? :angel ... Please? :evil

Hmmm ... I seem to be possessed this morning :eek:

[Beefsteak1138]

Owwwww ... my groin hurts ... *Beefy ... got enough to go around?*



Beefy strikes again, just the thought of me ilicits those types of feelings.

..... :evil

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol I love that one!





Poor Mama ... can I kiss it better? :angel ... Please? :evil

Hmmm ... I seem to be possessed this morning :eek:*offers up injured body parts to Noella's possessed lips for some (to quote marvin gaye) "uh, sexual healing...."
:D


i caught my right boob in the seatbelt too, you know :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

yup... we've got this Borg Pussy Collective thing going on :lol

good morning, you sexy Canadian you! :hug
i saw a truck on the highway this weekend with a personalized plate & thought of you (no, it didn't say PUSSY! :lol )
IMACANUK
:D

Morning Bren! :D

I'm going to give myself personalized plates for my birthday this year ... "DMB ANT" ... Whaddya think?

:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

i caught my right boob in the seatbelt too, you know :rolleyes:
seatbelt = my mouth. :freak

[OklahomaMama]

..... :eviltee hee... Beef is speechless for a change!
{{or is it cuz your Mama taught you not to speak with your mouth full?}}

[OklahomaMama]

Morning Bren! :D

I'm going to give myself personalized plates for my birthday this year ... "DMB ANT" ... Whaddya think?

:hug:thumbsup go for it!

hey, have you ever seen any that say "HOSER"? :D
or "TAKEOFFEH"
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

hell, i can't even eat a steak or a burger without getting all warm in my happy place....
i'm gonna call the National Beef Council and tell them you should be their spokesperson!
:evil
but I'm not sure I'd appeal to all demographics. Of course, I got the ladies in the bag, and maybe the guys on the Style network, but that's about it.

[Red_41]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]*offers up injured body parts to Noella's possessed lips for some (to quote marvin gaye) "uh, sexual healing...."
:D


i caught my right boob in the seatbelt too, you know :rolleyes:[/QUOT

*Whatever it takes to get you healthy again! :evil :monkey ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

tee hee... Beef is speechless for a change!
{{or is it cuz your Mama taught you not to speak with your mouth full?}}
I was talking w/ my hands. ;)

[OklahomaMama]

but I'm not sure I'd appeal to all demographics. Of course, I got the ladies in the bag, and maybe the guys on the Style network, but that's about it.wear a flannel shirt and some shitkicker boots and you're golden! :p

[Red_41]

:thumbsup go for it!

hey, have you ever seen any that say "HOSER"? :D
or "TAKEOFFEH"
:lol
:rolleyes: Haven't seen them but I'm sure they exist WISEASS ... *picks up banjo and starts to pick tune from Deliverance* :D

[OklahomaMama]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]*offers up injured body parts to Noella's possessed lips for some (to quote marvin gaye) "uh, sexual healing...."
:D


i caught my right boob in the seatbelt too, you know :rolleyes:[/QUOT

*Whatever it takes to get you healthy again! :evil :monkey ;):lol do you file Blue Cross? :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

but I'm not sure I'd appeal to all demographics. Of course, I got the ladies in the bag, and maybe the guys on the Style network, but that's about it.
Beefy said "bag" ... tee hee :evil

[OklahomaMama]

I was talking w/ my hands. ;)*hums old yellow pages commercial... "let your fingers do the walking, it's a snap"
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

wear a flannel shirt and some shitkicker boots and you're golden! :p
Those will go well with my ass-less chaps.

[Beefsteak1138]

Beefy said "bag" ... tee hee :evil
pre-vert. ;)

[OklahomaMama]

:rolleyes: Haven't seen them but I'm sure they exist WISEASS ... *picks up banjo and starts to pick tune from Deliverance* :D:lol
hey, i've seen "REDNECK" here :rolleyes:

i lost my form from the DMV to make mine, dammit... i'll have to try to swing by there today.
i'm thinking about ANTMAMA now... whatcha think?

[Red_41]

Those will go well with my ass-less chaps.
Oooooo STOP you big tease! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Those will go well with my ass-less chaps.now THAT'S a mental image that'll be stuck in my head all day! :lol

[Red_41]

:lol
hey, i've seen "REDNECK" here :rolleyes:

i lost my form from the DMV to make mine, dammit... i'll have to try to swing by there today.
i'm thinking about ANTMAMA now... whatcha think?
:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

Oooooo STOP you big tease! :loloh, i hope you said that the way i heard it in my head... and with one hand on your hip and the other hand kinda limp @ the wrist
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

http://toronto.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/43708267.html

:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

oh, i hope you said that the way i heard it in my head... and with one hand on your hip and the other hand kinda limp @ the wrist
:lol
:thumbsup

[Red_41]

oh, i hope you said that the way i heard it in my head... and with one hand on your hip and the other hand kinda limp @ the wrist
:lol
Yeth ... and I was lithping ... "Ooooo ... thop it you big teathe" ... Forgot to add the visual description there .... sorry folks :D

[OklahomaMama]

http://toronto.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/43708267.html

:lolLMAO! :lol
especially this line: barely noticible stickiness.

woo doggie! that pic would make a killer avatar too... try putting a santa hat on that bad boy!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yeth ... and I was lithping ... "Ooooo ... thop it you big teathe" ... Forgot to add the visual description there .... sorry folks :Ds'alright.... i knew exactly what you were going for!
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

LMAO! :lol
especially this line: barely noticible stickiness.

woo doggie! that pic would make a killer avatar too... try putting a santa hat on that bad boy!
:lol

Will trade for Spider-Man comics or equivilant. :lol :lol

[Red_41]

OK peeps ... I've got to watch my post count closely ... I'm about to become a full-fledged WHORE!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol:lol yeah, that was priceless too!

where do you find these sites, Sean???

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol yeah, that was priceless too!

where do you find these sites, Sean???
I don't know, I've just got a warped mind sometimes. LMAO thinking about a guy sitting at his computer thinking, "hmm... I have all of these spiderman comics that I don't read anymore, but I could really use a pair of used assless chaps"

[Red_41]

I don't know, I've just got a warped mind sometimes. LMAO thinking about a guy sitting at his computer thinking, "hmm... I have all of these spiderman comics that I don't read anymore, but I could really use a pair of used assless chaps"
:lol :lol :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I know what I'm getting my Pussies for x-mas this year.

http://www.kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2620663

[Red_41]

I know what I'm getting my Pussies for x-mas this year.

http://www.kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2620663I'd like them either in orange or in green please (I don't look good in either pink or yellow ... those colors clash with my hair) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

I'd like them either in orange or in green please (I don't look good in either pink or yellow ... those colors clash with my hair) :evil
Done. They're on the way.

I thought you were shaved.

[Red_41]

Done. They're on the way.

I thought you were shaved.Thanks sweetie! Can't wait to glow with the season :D

Not shaved but waxed ...except for a guitar pick sized triangle just to tickle your nose

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks sweetie! Can't wait to glow with the season :D

Not shaved but waxed ...except for a guitar pick sized triangle just to tickle your nose
Guitar pick, eh?? Does that mean I can pluck you???

[OklahomaMama]

Guitar pick, eh?? Does that mean I can pluck you???:lol
boooooo!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
boooooo!
You love it. :p

Ok, I'm :banned

[OklahomaMama]

You love it. :p

Ok, I'm :bannedoh, sugar... you'd have to be cornier than that to get banned in my book :p

[Beefsteak1138]

oh, sugar... you'd have to be cornier than that to get banned in my book :p
Whew!!! Wipes sweat from brow.

:cool:

[Red_41]

Guitar pick, eh?? Does that mean I can pluck you???
I was thinking more along the lines of "finger picking" :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

I was thinking more along the lines of "finger picking" :rolleyes:
I'm not sure if I can do that. But, I did play sax in high school although, I'm not sure I can move my tongue as fast as I used to. I guess I'll just have to try it and find out.

[Red_41]

Just remember what your music teacher used to say: "Practice, practice and more practice" :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Just remember what your music teacher used to say: "Practice, practice and more practice" :evil
5 more posts until you are officially a "whore" !!!

[DMBfan41]

Need a lot more than 1,000 to become a real whore

[OklahomaMama]

Need a lot more than 1,000 to become a real whorebut it's a good start!
:angel

[DMBfan41]

but it's a good start!
:angel

well, sure, you gotta get 1,000 first. What was your 1,000th post??

[OklahomaMama]

well, sure, you gotta get 1,000 first. What was your 1,000th post??jeez, i have no earthly idea :rolleyes:
probably a week after i started :p

[Red_41]

I'm trying to hold off until more of the pussies are here !!! :)

[OklahomaMama]

I'm trying to hold off until more of the pussies are here !!! :)i'm here!
give it up, chickie!
:D

[Red_41]

i'm here!
give it up, chickie!
:D
I need you AND Kellie ... If I post 1,000 when she's MIA I'll have some "splaining to do" :lol

It's so exciting .... *titters girlishly* (yeah, I backread) :D

[Beefsteak1138]

i'm here!
give it up, chickie!
:D
I support this post.

[Beefsteak1138]

I need you AND Kellie ... If I post 1,000 when she's MIA I'll have some "splaining to do" :lol

It's so exciting .... *titters girlishly* (yeah, I backread) :D
:lol :lol titters :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
there should be a word out there somewhere that evokes images of male genitals too....

like "jumping jesus' testicles"

[System]

so, what did i miss lately?

[System]

:lol
there should be a word out there somewhere that evokes images of male genitals too....

like "jumping jesus' testicles"


ya, nothing new i gather, just mama talking about cock-n-balls again

[Beefsteak1138]

so, what did i miss lately?
Just some tittering and some boyish dickering.

[OklahomaMama]

TONY!!!!
*runs and jumps into T's arms, wrapping legs around his waist and giving him a long soulful tongue kiss that leaves his knees weak and the fucker drops me*
:evil

[Red_41]

so, what did i miss lately?
... Well ... I'm about to become an official whore :rolleyes: other than that ... not much :D

[OklahomaMama]

ooooh! one more, Noella....

*drum roll*

[Beefsteak1138]

ooooh! one more, Noella....

*drum roll*
*tongue roll*

[OklahomaMama]

look at her! holding back on us......
the nerve!
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

ooohh.....she's replying now

[OklahomaMama]

*quivers in anticipation*

[Red_41]

ooooh! one more, Noella....

*drum roll*
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE .... SORRY KELLIE
... At least I named you

:bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

Blows big kisses to Sean, Brenda, Tony and Jar !!!

I'M A WHORE ... I'M A WHORE .... I'M A WHORE

[System]

sweet, if you are whore now, can i get a freebie for being such a good customer?


congrats

[Beefsteak1138]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE .... SORRY KELLIE
... At least I named you

:bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

Blows big kisses to Sean, Brenda, Tony and Jar !!!

I'M A WHORE ... I'M A WHORE .... I'M A WHORE


:multi

Alright, this is the closest I could find:

http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/logos/dwyerlogo.gif

[Red_41]

sweet, if you are whore now, can i get a freebie for being such a good customer?


congrats

Sure babe ... hop on the Polar Express and "head" on up to the Great White North :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Hooray, Noella!!!!
:bounce :multi :bounce :multi
mwaaaaaah!!!

{i'm so proud of you, darlin'}
:D

http://mochaccinos.net/Congratulations%20Rainbow%20Balloon.jpg

[Red_41]

:multi

Alright, this is the closest I could find:

http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/logos/dwyerlogo.gif
Thank ya ... thank ya very much ... The resemblance is uncanny!

[Red_41]

Hooray, Noella!!!!
:bounce :multi :bounce :multi
mwaaaaaah!!!

{i'm so proud of you, darlin'}
:D

http://mochaccinos.net/Congratulations%20Rainbow%20Balloon.jpg

:hug Thanks honey! ... {I can't seem to stop tittering} :D

[OklahomaMama]

you weren't looking hard enough, Sean ;)

look, a whole website dedicated to people like me (and now, Noella!)
:lol

http://ww.post-whore.com/forum/images/aventure/postwhore%5b1%5d.jpg

[gypsie]

Looks like I've got some backreadin to do. :rolleyes:


How is everyone:hug

[Red_41]

Thank you one and all for sharing this momentous occasion with me ... but it's lunch time and I'm starved .... See ya later EH! *puts on touque and red flannel jacket* Be back in about an hour!

[OklahomaMama]

Thank you one and all for sharing this momentous occasion with me ... but it's lunch time and I'm starved .... See ya later EH! *puts on touque and red flannel jacket* Be back in about an hour!you tease, YOU! :p
hurry back, eh?

[Beefsteak1138]

you weren't looking hard enough, Sean ;)

look, a whole website dedicated to people like me (and now, Noella!)
:lol

http://ww.post-whore.com/forum/images/aventure/postwhore%5b1%5d.jpg
Looks like the post-whores are so busy whoring that they haven't heard of a firewall

http://ww.post-whore.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=682

[Red_41]

Looks like I've got some backreadin to do. :rolleyes:


How is everyone:hugOh for Christ's sake ... where were you five minutes ago missy? *taps foot with hands on hips and trying hard to look irritated*

You missed my thou! :monkey

SEE YOU LATER OKAY?

Mwaaaahhh!

[gypsie]

*Sneaks up behind Kellie and reaches around for a double breast cupping while nibbling her right earlobe*

How's that cutie? :evil
Woo Hoo!!!!
Now I'm al tingly in all my places especially the happy one!:evil

[gypsie]

but I'm not sure I'd appeal to all demographics. Of course, I got the ladies in the bag, and maybe the guys on the Style network, but that's about it.

:lol :lol you are on fire!

[OklahomaMama]

Looks like the post-whores are so busy whoring that they haven't heard of a firewall

http://ww.post-whore.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=682
oooops :o
my bad... lemme save it and attach it...

[gypsie]

Those will go well with my ass-less chaps.

:lol thanks for the visual:lol :evil

[gypsie]

I'm trying to hold off until more of the pussies are here !!! :)
You already are a whore with or without 1000 posts, sweetie;)

[gypsie]

TONY!!!!
*runs and jumps into T's arms, wrapping legs around his waist and giving him a long soulful tongue kiss that leaves his knees weak and the fucker drops me*
:evil
You are feeling better!:p

[gypsie]

you weren't looking hard enough, Sean ;)

look, a whole website dedicated to people like me (and now, Noella!)
:lol

http://ww.post-whore.com/forum/images/aventure/postwhore%5b1%5d.jpg
Uh.. Hello?!
You forgot to add my name to that reputable list of post whores :twak

[gypsie]

True to form everyone has left.

I don't smell, do I? *sniffs armpit* no

I feel a complex starting to form:(

[Beefsteak1138]

True to form everyone has left.

I don't smell, do I? *sniffs armpit* no

I feel a complex starting to form:(
I'm here (as if I have anything better to do).

[gypsie]

I'm here (as if I have anything better to do).
Ouch!:(
See if I wait up till 3:21 in the morning to give you one of my special massages;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Ouch!:(
See if I wait up till 3:21 in the morning to give you one of my special massages;) :evil
Sowwy, I wasn't inferring anything about you. :p

.....and I'm not working nights anymore, so now I can just swing by on my way to work.

[gypsie]

Sowwy, I wasn't inferring anything about you. :p

.....and I'm not working nights anymore, so now I can just swing by on my way to work.

:thumbsup Now I can get my beauty sleep AND have more energy for those um...*ahem*...massages;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm going out for lunch, would you like anything

....like a hot beef injection maybe???

[gypsie]

I'm going out for lunch, would you like anything

....like a hot beef injection maybe???
YOu know what I like ;)
Just make sure it's hot and ready when you get back:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

YOu know what I like ;)
Just make sure it's hot and ready when you get back:evil
Don't worry, I'll keep it nice and fresh for you. See ya' in a bit.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm here, i'm here :)
i had a rare burst of energy so i took down all my fall/Thanksgiving stuff & dusted the living room furniture
now my left arm is dead and my right arm is all tingly (and NOT in a good way)
:BANG
> dumbass!

[OlivePoet]

I heard we had some action in here today! :bounce
Time to backread. :p

[stunnersal]

Quick, duck..... :haha

[OlivePoet]

{{backreading}}


Quick everyone run!:lol
:lol

[Oh, word?]

It's been a little while since I could make it in here. I hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving with friends and family. :)

Also, here is my pic for those of you that have asked http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=157a&.dnm=cf64.jpg&.src=ph

Also, also...here is a pic of the puppy I got named Stella. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=978f&.dnm=4456.jpg&.src=ph

[OlivePoet]

Morning Bren! :D

I'm going to give myself personalized plates for my birthday this year ... "DMB ANT" ... Whaddya think?

:hug
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

:lol I would just like to mention that I refuse to click on ANY of those links from the morning while I'm sitting here at work!

[stunnersal]

is it safe yet??? :confused:

[OlivePoet]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE .... SORRY KELLIE
... At least I named you

:bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

Blows big kisses to Sean, Brenda, Tony and Jar !!!

I'M A WHORE ... I'M A WHORE .... I'M A WHORE
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Quick, duck..... :haha
:lol Hey baby! :p

[stunnersal]

:lol Hey baby! :p
ur done already?? HI!!!! :p

[OlivePoet]

It's been a little while since I could make it in here. I hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving with friends and family. :)

Also, here is my pic for those of you that have asked http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=157a&.dnm=cf64.jpg&.src=ph

Also, also...here is a pic of the puppy I got named Stella. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=978f&.dnm=4456.jpg&.src=ph
Hey sweetheart! :hug
You and your Stella are both so cute! :p

[OlivePoet]

ur done already?? HI!!!! :p
Hey! :bounce
Giulio and I worked out our problems. I was never giving HIM a chance to make the first move. :lol

[gypsie]

i'm here, i'm here :)
i had a rare burst of energy so i took down all my fall/Thanksgiving stuff & dusted the living room furniture
now my left arm is dead and my right arm is all tingly (and NOT in a good way)
:BANG
> dumbass!

If you keep this up you are never going to masturbate again:rolleyes:

[stunnersal]

Hey! :bounce
Giulio and I worked out our problems. I was never giving HIM a chance to make the first move. :lol
That's good, see i told you talking things out would work... Glad i could help! :D

[gypsie]

Hey! :bounce
Giulio and I worked out our problems. I was never giving HIM a chance to make the first move. :lol

Not only are you a post whore but a whore whore - I don't mean that in a bad way of course;)

[Red_41]

Hey there my fellow whores :evil

:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol :lol I love that one!





Poor Mama ... can I kiss it better? :angel ... Please? :evil

Hmmm ... I seem to be possessed this morning :eek:not possessed... just plain ole horny:evil

[Oh, word?]

You and your Stella are both so cute! :pLIAR! ;)

[gypsie]

Hey there my fellow whores :evil

:hug
Congratulations you dirty dirty girl:evil

[Red_41]

not possessed... just plain ole horny:evil
Hey Mary Ann!
What's shakin' baby? ... Oh yeah: It takes one to know one! :p

[gypsie]

:hug Hey Word! Hey Mary Ann!:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm back.... just a warning.

[Red_41]

Congratulations you dirty dirty girl:evil
Yeah ... I'm a dirty girl ... I need to be thrown into a hot bath and scrubbed all over! Any volunteers? :D

[OklahomaMama]

It's been a little while since I could make it in here. I hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving with friends and family. :)

Also, here is my pic for those of you that have asked http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=157a&.dnm=cf64.jpg&.src=ph

Also, also...here is a pic of the puppy I got named Stella. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=978f&.dnm=4456.jpg&.src=phhey, stranger! :hug :hug :hug

listen, you need to PM me your address... i've got a Christmas card & present for you :)

[OklahomaMama]

If you keep this up you are never going to masturbate again:rolleyes::haha you underestimate my determined nature, woman!
{ i can wedge my vibrator between the mattress and box springs}} LOL

[gypsie]

I'm back.... just a warning.

Then I haven't been sitting here fully naked for nothing;)

[Beefsteak1138]

If you keep this up you are never going to masturbate again:rolleyes:
Well it is the holiday season and I'm feeling very charitable, so I'd be more than happy to assist.

[gypsie]

:haha you underestimate my determined nature, woman!
{ i can wedge my vibrator between the mattress and box springs}} LOL
It's only funny because I bet it's true:lol

[gypsie]

Well it is the holiday season and I'm feeling very charitable, so I'd be more than happy to assist.
Don't foget to stop in Culpeper first.:evil
I'll warm him up for ya Brenda:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Don't foget to stop in Culpeper first.:evil
I'll warm him up for ya Brenda:hug
Of course, Culpeper is on my daily route.

[gypsie]

Of course, Culpeper is on my daily route.
Feeling a little insecure today, thanks for the reassurance:o

[DMBfan41]

I'll be in Culpeper!

[Red_41]

Feeling a little insecure today, thanks for the reassurance:o
Yeah well HEllloooo ... I'm waitin' to be bathed people .... yooo hooo ... remember me, the "dirty dirty girl" *waves towel like a flag*

[Beefsteak1138]

Feeling a little insecure today, thanks for the reassurance:o
*Cups "the girls"

You're welcome ;)

[gypsie]

I'll be in Culpeper!
Woo hoo!:bounce

See what this insecure act gets me. Take note ladies - strong and domineering is only for the bedroom:cool:

[gypsie]

Yeah well HEllloooo ... I'm waitin' to be bathed people .... yooo hooo ... remember me, the "dirty dirty girl" *waves towel like a flag*

Sorry I thought you figured out that me calling you dirty is an invitation to the tub.
*holds towel like a bullfighter*

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah well HEllloooo ... I'm waitin' to be bathed people .... yooo hooo ... remember me, the "dirty dirty girl" *waves towel like a flag*
You can wash all you want, but you'll still be a dirty birdy in my book

and I mean that in a good way.

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah well HEllloooo ... I'm waitin' to be bathed people .... yooo hooo ... remember me, the "dirty dirty girl" *waves towel like a flag*i've got the loofah, sugar!
:evil

[gypsie]

*Cups "the girls"

You're welcome ;)
:hug :evil
Strokes... oh nevermind you know where I am going with this

[DMBfan41]

See what this insecure act gets me. Take note ladies - strong and domineering is only for the bedroom:cool:

:( not nice

[gypsie]

:( not nice
What's not nice?:angel

[Red_41]

Sorry I thought you figured out that me calling you dirty is an invitation to the tub.
*holds towel like a bullfighter*
*removes thong, push up bra and kicks off stilettos and uses them as bull horns* Here I come baby!

[Beefsteak1138]

What's not nice?:angel
:confused:

sounds pretty sweet to me.

[DMBfan41]

What's not nice?:angel

i was gonna say that i was coming to say hi, but just a quick visit, cause i'll be visiting my friend in college.