Positive or Negative?

[Red_41]

:hug :evil
Strokes... oh nevermind you know where I am going with this
:lol ... I know! ... After awhile it's like ... awww to hell with the imagery ... it's exhausting! :lol

[gypsie]

*removes thong, push up bra and kicks off stilettos and uses them as bull horns* Here I come baby!

:lol LMAO!!:lol
*splash goes Noella, splash again, that was me*

Move over! I've got work to do
*holding loofah attached to a long handle*

[Oh, word?]

Mama has a PM! :)

[gypsie]

:confused:

sounds pretty sweet to me.
That's because I know what you like Beefy baby:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:hug :evil
Strokes... oh nevermind you know where I am going with this
:confused:

oh, you mean :twak the :monkey

[gypsie]

i was gonna say that i was coming to say hi, but just a quick visit, cause i'll be visiting my friend in college.
Now you're all hot and bothered and don't want to leave because Noella and I are in a bubble bath together and Beef is taking pictures/movies.
It's ok we'll email ya the pix:hug

[Red_41]

:lol LMAO!!:lol
*splash goes Noella, splash again, that was me*

Move over! I've got work to do
*holding loofah attached to a long handle*
Heeyyyy ... watch that handle chick ... the end is pointy! ..... *feels around in water through bubbles* ... Where's Brenda, she should be in here somewhere. :D

[gypsie]

:confused:

oh, you mean :twak the :monkey
You know what I mean.
If you're a good boy I will demonstrate later:angel

[Beefsteak1138]

Heeyyyy ... watch that handle chick ... the end is pointy! ..... *feels around in water through bubbles* ... Where's Brenda, she should be in here somewhere. :D
Leave her under there....she's busy. :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

You know what I mean.
If you're a good boy I will demonstrate later:angel
define "good" :p

[DMBfan41]

Now you're all hot and bothered and don't want to leave because Noella and I are in a bubble bath together and Beef is taking pictures/movies.
It's ok we'll email ya the pix:hug

what? when did all this happen? how come i was not invited?

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Mary Ann!
What's shakin' baby? ... Oh yeah: It takes one to know one! :pYou got that right!:evil

[Red_41]

Leave her under there....she's busy. :evil
Beefy! ... How'd you get in here ... this is one big bathtub ... :D






That was you? I thought it was the loofah handle ... Damn boy, you better watch that thing, you might put someone's eye out ! :freak


:lol

[gypsie]

define "good" :pNo definition neccessary your doing just fine:evil

[Red_41]

You got that right!:evil
Mary Ann ... bring the bubble bath ... we're startin to run outta bubbles (too much movement in the tub):bounce






... and bring the lavendar scented oil while you're at it! :D

[Beefsteak1138]

Beefy! ... How'd you get in here ... this is one big bathtub ... :D






That was you? I thought it was the loofah handle ... Damn boy, you better watch that thing, you might put someone's eye out ! :freak


:lol
I'm sneaky like that. I can get in and out and you wouldn't even notice.

<----- Had to add the santa hat to my avatar.

[Red_41]

I'm sneaky like that. I can get in and out and you wouldn't even notice.

<----- Had to add the santa hat to my avatar.
Now that we've shared a tub, I can honestly say there is NO WAY I wouldn't notice :evil

I DID however just notice the sign hat ... love it!

[gypsie]

I'm sneaky like that. I can get in and out and you wouldn't even notice.

<----- Had to add the santa hat to my avatar.
I don't know if I'd be bragging about that ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Now that we've shared a tub, I can honestly say there is NO WAY I wouldn't notice :evil

I DID however just notice the sign hat ... love it!
hehehe....you rock.

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't know if I'd be bragging about that ;)
Umm....errr.....thats like, not what I meant or something.

[Red_41]

I don't know if I'd be bragging about that ;)
Great minds think alike ... LMAO.

*grabs robe and steps out of tub shaking bubbles off toes* .... I gotta go run an errand ... keep the water warm t'ill I get back OK?

:monkey

[gypsie]

Great minds think alike ... LMAO.

*grabs robe and steps out of tub shaking bubbles off toes* .... I gotta go run an errand ... keep the water warm t'ill I get back OK?

:monkey

Don't be gone too long. We'll miss you:evil :hug

[gypsie]

Now where were we Beef?:evil

[gypsie]

what? when did all this happen? how come i was not invited?
Classic example of the importance of backreading.
You've been here long enough to know that no invitation is neccessary just dive right in and I mean that literally:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Now where were we Beef?:evil
I've been good, I think you mentioned something about a demonstration.....

[thing4377]

Good Afternoon my friends!!!:hug Hope you all had a great holiday weekend!! I won't be here long today, we are very busy!! Always happens after a couple of days off!!! I back read a little but not too much, didn't want to waste time talkin to all of you!:D

[OklahomaMama]

i'm back *holds loofah*
where the fuck did everybody go????
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Good Afternoon my friends!!!:hug Hope you all had a great holiday weekend!! I won't be here long today, we are very busy!! Always happens after a couple of days off!!! I back read a little but not too much, didn't want to waste time talkin to all of you!:DTHINGEEEEEEE!
:bounce :multi :bounce

*gives Christy one of those sideways hugs so i don't squish the baby*
:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

i'm back *holds loofah*
where the fuck did everybody go????
:p
Sorry, I wasn't in a position where I could speak.

[thing4377]

THINGEEEEEEE!
:bounce :multi :bounce

*gives Christy one of those sideways hugs so i don't squish the baby*
:hug
HEEEEYYYY MAMA!!!:multi The baby is squishin me!!! 5 more weeks Mama!! 5 more!!! I love your red and green letters!! Very festive:bounce
Did you get my text the other day?

[OklahomaMama]

HEEEEYYYY MAMA!!!:multi The baby is squishin me!!! 5 more weeks Mama!! 5 more!!! I love your red and green letters!! Very festive:bounce
Did you get my text the other day?yes, sweetie... but since i didn't even know we HAD text messaging, until Pat gets the bill, i'm trying not to use it :lol
5 more weeks for both of us! yaaaay for going into the hospital right after Christmas :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Sorry, I wasn't in a position where I could speak.that "no talking with your mouth full" thing again? :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

that "no talking with your mouth full" thing again? :evil
Yep. Those things are quite large, Bren.

[OklahomaMama]

Yep. Those things are quite large, Bren.i gotta share something funny about my boobies :p
Pat and I were putting away the Thanksgiving leftovers and you know those Saran Quick Covers (look like shower caps?) well... he put them on my breasts :rolleyes:

needless to say, i wear the blue ones, not the little purple ones :D

[thing4377]

yes, sweetie... but since i didn't even know we HAD text messaging, until Pat gets the bill, i'm trying not to use it :lol
5 more weeks for both of us! yaaaay for going into the hospital right after Christmas :rolleyes:
Thats perfectly ok, I just wanted you to know I was thinkin of ya!:angel

And technically we have 6 more weeks, but my doctor said he would let me go a week early if I wanted to and you know I want that extra $$$ from the IRS!!;)

[Beefsteak1138]

i gotta share something funny about my boobies :p
Pat and I were putting away the Thanksgiving leftovers and you know those Saran Quick Covers (look like shower caps?) well... he put them on my breasts :rolleyes:

needless to say, i wear the blue ones, not the little purple ones :D
:lol :lol

...and if you don't feel comfortable about posting them here, you can just email me the pics. Thanks.

[OklahomaMama]

Thats perfectly ok, I just wanted you to know I was thinkin of ya!:angel

And technically we have 6 more weeks, but my doctor said he would let me go a week early if I wanted to and you know I want that extra $$$ from the IRS!!;)yeah, my doctor sez if he gets a cancellation in December he'll have his office call me but i'm not counting on it...
it would be nice to use my arm again though :(
and not have my ass & leg fall asleep all the time :BANG

oh well.....

[gypsie]

I've been good, I think you mentioned something about a demonstration.....

When I see you later...shhhh don't want to make anyone jealous

[gypsie]

Sorry, I wasn't in a position where I could speak.
and that would be why i have such a big smile on my face:evil

[thing4377]

yeah, my doctor sez if he gets a cancellation in December he'll have his office call me but i'm not counting on it...
it would be nice to use my arm again though :(
and not have my ass & leg fall asleep all the time :BANG

oh well.....
Damn that sucks!! :( I am sad for you!! I hope the get ya fixed up and I hope recovery is easy on ya!!! :hug

Look at the bright side, when it is all over, you will be able to do this
again ---->:monkey ......:D

[thing4377]

Hi Kellie!!! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
And hello to you also Beef!! Hope your holiday was well also!!

[gypsie]

Hi Kellie!!! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
And hello to you also Beef!! Hope your holiday was well also!!
My Thanksgiving was awesome just me and my little family = no family bullshit and there seems to be some of that going around.
Makes me not want to go back to NJ for Christmas.:rolleyes:
How was yours?:hug for you the internal baby,:hug the man, and :hug the external babies

[Beefsteak1138]

Hi Kellie!!! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
And hello to you also Beef!! Hope your holiday was well also!!
Hey Christy, mine was good, thanks.

[Beefsteak1138]

and that would be why i have such a big smile on my face:evil
Thats not the only place you had a smile

[thing4377]

My Thanksgiving was awesome just me and my little family = no family bullshit and there seems to be some of that going around.
Makes me not want to go back to NJ for Christmas.:rolleyes:
How was yours?:hug for you the internal baby,:hug the man, and :hug the external babies
It was good, just busy! One of the downfalls to living close to both sides of the family!! Here then there and my parents are both remarried...so ya know...but good food good times!! Can't complain!!! BTW...our families are always full of drama!!:lol So don't feel bad...:hug

[thing4377]

Hey Christy, mine was good, thanks.
Your welcome!!!;)

[gypsie]

Thats not the only place you had a smile

:p :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

It was good, just busy! One of the downfalls to living close to both sides of the family!! Here then there and my parents are both remarried...so ya know...but good food good times!! Can't complain!!! BTW...our families are always full of drama!!:lol So don't feel bad...:hugI hate family drama, my sister and brother got in to it really bad yesterday and I just wanted to get the hell out of there!!!:BANG

[Beefsteak1138]

Bueller???

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

Hi again! :bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!1 !1

[OlivePoet]

That's good, see i told you talking things out would work... Glad i could help! :D
:lol Thanks for your sexual support. :p

[OlivePoet]

Not only are you a post whore but a whore whore - I don't mean that in a bad way of course;)
I LOVE being a whore! But only Giulio's whore of course.

Well, I'm your whore too.
And mama's whore.
And all of my pussies' whore.

Wow, I'm just a whore.

[OlivePoet]

LIAR! ;)
:lol WHY would I lie? :p

[OlivePoet]

Hey mama, I forgot to say thank you for the DMB Cds you sent. :p :hug

[OlivePoet]

HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!1 !1
:lol :lol
That made me laugh out loud. Although, when someone asked me why I was laughing, I felt pretty dumb trying to explain w000t!!111!!!111!1 :lol

[OlivePoet]

AND once again, I'm a thread killer. :p

Kellie and I are starting a club. :rolleyes:

[Barkeep]

Heater I think you took over this page of the thread.




I don't come in here nearly enough.

[Beefsteak1138]

AND once again, I'm a thread killer. :p

Kellie and I are starting a club. :rolleyes:
Sowweeeee

I'm at work, and things just picked up a bit.

*grabs breasts in haste.

[gypsie]

I LOVE being a whore! But only Giulio's whore of course.

Well, I'm your whore too.
And mama's whore.
And all of my pussies' whore.

Wow, I'm just a whore.
and that is why we love you - you - you - you whore you!:lol

[OlivePoet]

Heater I think you took over this page of the thread.

I don't come in here nearly enough.
I think I did, too! :p

And you don't come in here enough. :(

[gypsie]

AND once again, I'm a thread killer. :p

Kellie and I are starting a club. :rolleyes:
first official post of the thread killer club:cool:

[OlivePoet]

Sowweeeee

I'm at work, and things just picked up a bit.

*grabs breasts in haste.
:lol
The titty grab makes up for it, thank you! :p

[OlivePoet]

and that is why we love you - you - you - you whore you!:lol
:lol :lol
I knew that if I slept around long enough, SOMEONE would love me! :p

[gypsie]

Sowweeeee

I'm at work, and things just picked up a bit.

*grabs breasts in haste.

Grabs!:ugh: Grabs!:ugh:
How would you like it if Heater grabbed one of your testicles?

[OlivePoet]

first official post of the thread killer club:cool:
I think the thread killer club needs an official thread. :p
Would kind of be wasted space though. :lol

[gypsie]

:lol :lol
I knew that if I slept around long enough, SOMEONE would love me! :p
Well, actually it's not you that I love as much as what you can do for me;)

[OlivePoet]

Grabs!:ugh: Grabs!:ugh:
How would you like it if Heater grabbed one of your testicles?
Ahh, see, when I saw "grab," I read "suckled."

In which case, he would love it. :p

[OklahomaMama]

Hey mama, I forgot to say thank you for the DMB Cds you sent. :p :hugyou're very welcome sweetie :hug
i'll let y'all know when i get GGP in and i'll burn them too :)

speaking of CDs :rolleyes:
i just got the boy's Christmas Wish List:

Lostprophets: The Fake Sound Of Progress
Lostprophets: Start Something
Oasis: What's the Story Morning Glory
Modest Mouse: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Foo Fighters: One By One
30 Seconds to Mars: 30 Seconds to Mars
Abandoned Pools: Humanistic
(of course i've already gone online with BMG Music and Tower.com and bought them... grand total of $82.08... plus $77.97 @ Amazon for Seinfeld DVDs, $79.99 for personalized OU jersey... GRAND TOTAL: $240.04... i think that's enough for one young man!)


plus some video games (his father can get those)

so am i a good mom or what?
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

Grabs!:ugh: Grabs!:ugh:
How would you like it if Heater grabbed one of your testicles?
like a :freak

[gypsie]

I think the thread killer club needs an official thread. :p
Would kind of be wasted space though. :lol
:thumbsup :lol

[gypsie]

Ahh, see, when I saw "grab," I read "suckled."

In which case, he would love it. :p
Me too!
*Whips breast out* - anyone?

[OlivePoet]

Well, actually it's not you that I love as much as what you can do for me;)
That's good enough for me! :p

[gypsie]

like a :freak
That's what I thought.
Now get over here and make it up to me:evil

(like how I turned that around as if you grabbed my breast):cool:

[OlivePoet]

you're very welcome sweetie :hug
i'll let y'all know when i get GGP in and i'll burn them too :)

speaking of CDs :rolleyes:
i just got the boy's Christmas Wish List:

Lostprophets: The Fake Sound Of Progress
Lostprophets: Start Something
Oasis: What's the Story Morning Glory
Modest Mouse: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Foo Fighters: One By One
30 Seconds to Mars: 30 Seconds to Mars
Abandoned Pools: Humanistic
(of course i've already gone online with BMG Music and Tower.com and bought them... grand total of $82.08... plus $77.97 @ Amazon for Seinfeld DVDs, $79.99 for personalized OU jersey... GRAND TOTAL: $240.04... i think that's enough for one young man!)


plus some video games (his father can get those)

so am i a good mom or what?
:D
You're an awesome mom! :p

Hey, do you have a collection of pussy/ROC addresses? I have to get my Jesusmas cards sent out. :bounce

[gypsie]

That's good enough for me! :p

WooHOO!!!!!:evil

*swan dives into Heaters arms*

[OlivePoet]

Me too!
*Whips breast out* - anyone?
:bounce :multi :bounce
::: shakes hand frantically :::
::: puckers lips :::
Me! Me! Me!


:lol

[gypsie]

You're an awesome mom! :p

Hey, do you have a collection of pussy/ROC addresses? I have to get my Jesusmas cards sent out. :bounce
IF you could forward those addresses to me I would throw alittle extra something in your gift ;)

[OlivePoet]

IF you could forward those addresses to me I would throw alittle extra something in your gift ;)
I LOVE the holidays! :p

[gypsie]

:bounce :multi :bounce
::: shakes hand frantically :::
::: puckers lips :::
Me! Me! Me!


:lol


Do what ya gotta do :evil

*leans forward with breasts squished between hands*:lol

[OlivePoet]

OK, I think this quota time is almost up.

E-mail Heater? :p DancingHeaters@gmail.com

I should be back soon. :P
:hug

[gypsie]

I LOVE the holidays! :p
At first I was thinking that when we all get together it will be a little weird since we talk so much shit to each other but then I just realized that the only difference is that we can actually attack each other in person and laugh our asses off together - I can't wait for ppp'05:hug

[StumpyErin]

did anyone on this +/- site get a survey today from HEATER?! I got mad responses back in my e-mail, but i dont know if any of them are from you guys.

[OklahomaMama]

sure, i'll put together a mailing list & e-mail them to ya (i got no ROC addresses though)
:angel

[MAM2STEPN]

:: backreadin' ::

Hi again! :bounceHeater is here!!!!:bounce :bounce How ya doing?

[gypsie]

did anyone on this +/- site get a survey today from HEATER?! I got mad responses back in my e-mail, but i dont know if any of them are from you guys.
I did!

[MAM2STEPN]

I LOVE being a whore! But only Giulio's whore of course.

Well, I'm your whore too.
And mama's whore.
And all of my pussies' whore.

Wow, I'm just a whore.Let's hear it for whoredom!!!:thumbsup

[gypsie]

Let's hear it for whoredom!!!:thumbsup
:bounce hip hip hooray!!!:bounce

[Bull_11]

Afternoon yall! ;)

[gypsie]

Afternoon yall! ;)
Hey Biotch!:cool:

How YOU doin?;) :hug

[OklahomaMama]

did anyone on this +/- site get a survey today from HEATER?! I got mad responses back in my e-mail, but i dont know if any of them are from you guys.yup :)

[OklahomaMama]

Afternoon yall! ;)hey, Brianbaby! :hug
how are you today, sweetie?

[Bull_11]

Hey Biotch!:cool:

How YOU doin?;) :hug
Sup, biznatch!?

Doing good...trying to sign my wife up for yoga classes! ;)

:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

you're very welcome sweetie :hug
i'll let y'all know when i get GGP in and i'll burn them too :)

speaking of CDs :rolleyes:
i just got the boy's Christmas Wish List:

Lostprophets: The Fake Sound Of Progress
Lostprophets: Start Something
Oasis: What's the Story Morning Glory
Modest Mouse: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Foo Fighters: One By One
30 Seconds to Mars: 30 Seconds to Mars
Abandoned Pools: Humanistic
(of course i've already gone online with BMG Music and Tower.com and bought them... grand total of $82.08... plus $77.97 @ Amazon for Seinfeld DVDs, $79.99 for personalized OU jersey... GRAND TOTAL: $240.04... i think that's enough for one young man!)


plus some video games (his father can get those)

so am i a good mom or what?
:DThe best!!:multi

[Bull_11]

hey, Brianbaby! :hug
how are you today, sweetie?
Hey, Mama!

Too damn busy today! Work blows! How was your holiday?

[gypsie]

Sup, biznatch!?

Doing good...trying to sign my wife up for yoga classes! ;)

:hug

How 'bout some private couples yoga?;)

[Bull_11]

How 'bout some private couples yoga?;)
Where do I sign up?

[chels012002]

Whats up group?

[Bull_11]

Heya, Chels!

[gypsie]

Where do I sign up?

I'll tell ya all about it tonight at 10.
Maybe even give ya a demonstration
Since I'm already doing one for Beef :cool:

[gypsie]

Whats up group?
Hugs to you and Jordon Chels!!:hug

[chels012002]

Whats up Brian and Kellie

[Bull_11]

I'll tell ya all about it tonight at 10.
Maybe even give ya a demonstration
Since I'm already doing one for Beef :cool:
Hold on here...I'm not taking seconds after Beef!!!

[gypsie]

Hold on here...I'm not taking seconds after Beef!!!
Beef? Who? What?:angel
Who said anything about seconds?

[chels012002]

wow I am just going to stay in my corner today!

[Bull_11]

Beef? Who? What?:angel
Who said anything about seconds?
I did!!!

I don't prefer leftover roast beef and gravy. It's always better the first time through! :evil

[OlivePoet]

At first I was thinking that when we all get together it will be a little weird since we talk so much shit to each other but then I just realized that the only difference is that we can actually attack each other in person and laugh our asses off together - I can't wait for ppp'05:hug
:bounce :hug :bounce

[OlivePoet]

did anyone on this +/- site get a survey today from HEATER?! I got mad responses back in my e-mail, but i dont know if any of them are from you guys.
:lol The only people who responded were people from Ants. :p

[OlivePoet]

Heater is here!!!!:bounce :bounce How ya doing?
:bounce!
Hi! :hug
I'm here, I'm gone, I'm here, I'm gone. :p

I'm great! How are YOU? :)

[OlivePoet]

Let's hear it for whoredom!!!:thumbsup
Hip Hip WHOREay! :p
(I'm almost positive someone else got to that before I did, but I had to try! :lol)

[chels012002]

Hey heater

[gypsie]

I did!!!

I don't prefer leftover roast beef and gravy. It's always better the first time through! :evil
I can perform a demonstration for both of you at the same time -
try sharing biotch!:evil

[OlivePoet]

AND I killed the thread again. :BANG

[OlivePoet]

Hey heater
Hey sugar! :hug


(I take back my last threadkiller post! :p)

[gypsie]

Yay!! HEater!!!!:hug

How the hell are ya?

[chels012002]

Hey sugar! :hug


(I take back my last threadkiller post! :p)
I was trying get some songs but it would have taken too long today and I just dont have time today.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm here, i'm here... just balancing my checkbook after my recent shopping spree
:)

[chels012002]

i'm here, i'm here... just balancing my checkbook after my recent shopping spree
:)
Hey mama :hug

[Bull_11]

I can perform a demonstration for both of you at the same time -
try sharing biotch!:evil
"demonstration"

Is that what you're calling it, these days?

[Bull_11]

Hey, Heater!!

[PedroPSK]

hi everyone! it's me! remember me?!?! I've been lost the last few days (and will be fore the next few weeks :( ) just wanted to pop in and say hi!
:D

[chels012002]

hi everyone! it's me! remember me?!?! I've been lost the last few days (and will be fore the next few weeks :( ) just wanted to pop in and say hi!
:D
hey pedro :hug
**wink**

[MAM2STEPN]

hi everyone! it's me! remember me?!?! I've been lost the last few days (and will be fore the next few weeks :( ) just wanted to pop in and say hi!
:DHi Pedro!!:multi

[OklahomaMama]

to quote the famous Mr Matthews:

HELLO AGAIN!!

i swear, between the fucking virus and my fucking wireless router i'm ready to throw my fucking computer down the fucking stairs! :violent :BANG


ok, i feel better now :p
hey, Chelsie & Pedro!
(and whoever else i missed in my absence)
MWAAAAH!

[OlivePoet]

I'm here again, too. Saved my last 20 minutes of quota time for the last 20 minutes of "work" time. :p

[OklahomaMama]

I'm here again, too. Saved my last 20 minutes of quota time for the last 20 minutes of "work" time. :pso do they have an eggtimer on your monitor or something?? :lol

[OlivePoet]

I was trying get some songs but it would have taken too long today and I just dont have time today.
I know, today's a busy day for me, too. :(

[OlivePoet]

Hey, Heater!!
Hey honey! :bounce :multi
Been a good day for ya? :p

[OlivePoet]

hi everyone! it's me! remember me?!?! I've been lost the last few days (and will be fore the next few weeks :( ) just wanted to pop in and say hi!
:D
Hey there Florida baby! :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

so do they have an eggtimer on your monitor or something?? :lol:lol :lol Hi Heater and Mama!:bounce Hey Mama did you get your package yet?

[OlivePoet]

so do they have an eggtimer on your monitor or something?? :lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol :lol Hi Heater and Mama!:bounce Hey Mama did you get your package yet?
:lol Package.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol Hi Heater and Mama!:bounce Hey Mama did you get your package yet?no, not yet... and dipshit, er.. PAT just brought up today's mail a little while ago :lol

maybe tomorrow?
*crosses fingers*

[Beefsteak1138]

so do they have an eggtimer on your monitor or something?? :lol
t-minus 20 minutes 'till fertilization.

[OklahomaMama]

t-minus 20 minutes 'till fertilization.:lol silly!

[OklahomaMama]

ok, so i'm freezing my tits off, right? i decide to make some coffee but i don't have any "foo foo girlie" flavored cofee here.
i get this brilliant idea to put the coffee in the filter thingie and add cinnamon and vanilla and see what happens.
i don't know how it tastes yet but it smells yummmmmy! :thumbsup

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol silly!
Yeah, yeah...I know. Sometimes I wonder how old I am myself.

[Beefsteak1138]

ok, so i'm freezing my tits off, right? i decide to make some coffee but i don't have any "foo foo girlie" flavored cofee here.
i get this brilliant idea to put the coffee in the filter thingie and add cinnamon and vanilla and see what happens.
i don't know how it tastes yet but it smells yummmmmy! :thumbsup
I do the cinnamon thing everday, it tastes awesome.

[MAM2STEPN]

ok, so i'm freezing my tits off, right? i decide to make some coffee but i don't have any "foo foo girlie" flavored cofee here.
i get this brilliant idea to put the coffee in the filter thingie and add cinnamon and vanilla and see what happens.
i don't know how it tastes yet but it smells yummmmmy! :thumbsupWhat I can't believe the guys haven't jumped on your freezing tits!:evil

[OlivePoet]

t-minus 20 minutes 'till fertilization.
You'll be here that soon?!?


Right on. :p

[Beefsteak1138]

What I can't believe the guys haven't jumped on your freezing tits!:evil
I was gettin' there...but now the moment is ruined. :(

[Beefsteak1138]

You'll be here that soon?!?


Right on. :p
Yep. 19 minutes, 30 seconds of travel time. 30 seconds for fertilization.

[OlivePoet]

ok, so i'm freezing my tits off, right? i decide to make some coffee but i don't have any "foo foo girlie" flavored cofee here.
i get this brilliant idea to put the coffee in the filter thingie and add cinnamon and vanilla and see what happens.
i don't know how it tastes yet but it smells yummmmmy! :thumbsup
:thumbsup to cinnamon! I've never tried it with vanilla, but I have to know. :p

[OklahomaMama]

ok, i think the cinnamon would have worked alone :lol
but adding vanilla just gunked up the filter and caused a lava flow of coffee grounds all over the counter
:BANG
i just can't win today!

tits tits tits!

[OlivePoet]

What I can't believe the guys haven't jumped on your freezing tits!:evil
No kidding! We're losing our touch.
































:lol Touch.

[OlivePoet]

I was gettin' there...but now the moment is ruined. :(
:lol Poor sad beedy! :hug

[OlivePoet]

Yep. 19 minutes, 30 seconds of travel time. 30 seconds for fertilization.
Sounds like heaven. :p

[MAM2STEPN]

I was gettin' there...but now the moment is ruined. :(Hey better late than never!:p

[OlivePoet]

ok, i think the cinnamon would have worked alone :lol
but adding vanilla just gunked up the filter and caused a lava flow of coffee grounds all over the counter
:BANG
i just can't win today!

tits tits tits!
:lol :lol
Now I know NOT to add vanilla. :p

[OklahomaMama]

Hey better late than never!:pyeah, beef... i put my freezing tits out there and nuthin!
*storms out of thread*




:lol

[OlivePoet]

OK, I need to go home and poop. See ya'll in a bit. :p

BTW, Keith says "hi" to everyone! :bounce E-mail me if you'd like his e-mail addy.

:hug :hug :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol Poor sad beedy! :hug
beedy??? Alright Olive, put the bottle down.

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah, beef... i put my freezing tits out there and nuthin!
*storms out of thread*




:lol
Have you ever seen "A Christmas Story"...you know that one seen where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole????

See the correlation???

:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

beedy??? Alright Olive, put the bottle down.Pass that bottle over here!!:p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol
Now I know NOT to add vanilla. :pat least y'all got a "what NOT to do" lesson out of this fiasco :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Have you ever seen "A Christmas Story"...you know that one seen where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole????

See the correlation???

:lolum... you want me to stick my tongue on your pole, is that the correlation? :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

um... you want me to stick my tongue on your pole, is that the correlation? :rolleyes:
Not what I was going for, but I like your interpretation much better.

:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

OK, I need to go home and poop. See ya'll in a bit. :p

BTW, Keith says "hi" to everyone! :bounce E-mail me if you'd like his e-mail addy.

:hug :hug :hugHI KEITH!!!!
hell, i'll put my e-mail addy out there, i don't care :lol

onesweetmama41@sbcglobal.net
or
brenda.schardine@gmail.com

*waits for avalanche of porn spam*
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Not what I was going for, but I like your interpretation much better.

:bouncei thought you might :D

actually, i did get an image of you with your tongue stuck to my boobage mumbling "hewwp hewwwp i'm thtuck!"
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

i thought you might :D

actually, i did get an image of you with your tongue stuck to my boobage mumbling "hewwp hewwwp i'm thtuck!"
:lol
"pour thome warm wata on Benda'th boobth"

[MAM2STEPN]

um... you want me to stick my tongue on your pole, is that the correlation? :rolleyes::lol :lol I bet he would just love that!!

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok where is everybody????? We dropped to the 2nd page right in the middle of prime time!!!!:BANG

[OklahomaMama]

ugh... i lost my DSL for almost two hours...
no shit, i was getting the shakes, man....
*that should have sounded like a drugged out Dennis Hopper*
:lol

[selkiegirl]

Brenda, you have the sweetest voice ever, EVER! I was so smiling when I heard you this dreary cold afternoon. Danke muchly, love.

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda, you have the sweetest voice ever, EVER! I was so smiling when I heard you this dreary cold afternoon. Danke muchly, love.:) i'm glad to help, even a teeny bit :hug
i liked hearing your voice on the machine... it sounded like i expected (does that make any sense?) :p

[System]

Brenda, you have the sweetest voice ever, EVER! I was so smiling when I heard you this dreary cold afternoon. Danke muchly, love.


i second the sweetest voice ever comment.

[Oh, word?]

Brenda, you have the sweetest voice ever, EVER! I was so smiling when I heard you this dreary cold afternoon. Danke muchly, love.Hello. You don't know me and I really don't know you, either. I just had to say that I looked at your pictures on the webshots site and the pics of you and your man....ahhh...beautiful. I even got that aching feeling inside that you get when you love someone more than anything. You two make a beautiful couple. Oh yeah, can I move onto your property? Most beautiful. Place. EVER! :)

Brenda, I apologize for disappearing today. I owe you an address. :o

[RuggerSelkie]

:) i'm glad to help, even a teeny bit :hug
i liked hearing your voice on the machine... it sounded like i expected (does that make any sense?) :pYes, it makes perfect sense. Your voice sounded, well, like an old friend, but in a young voice way. :)
Ahh, I have a feeling we will be spending many many hours chatting away over coffee. Just don't get me all excited, I could very well frighten you if I revert back to my California valley girl days.
Ask Freddie, he knows this voice.
I adore you, lovely woman.
(as I type, Freddie just HAD to go in and listen himself:))

[RuggerSelkie]

Hello. You don't know me and I really don't know you, either. I just had to say that I looked at your pictures on the webshots site and the pics of you and your man....ahhh...beautiful. I even got that aching feeling inside that you get when you love someone more than anything. You two make a beautiful couple. Oh yeah, can I move onto your property? Most beautiful. Place. EVER! :)

Brenda, I apologize for disappearing today. I owe you an address. :oThank you, that truly means alot. I mean, well, I know what we share, what we feel, and it truly is so precious to me. It's nice that some of that is felt just by seeing our pictures. I do indeed love him more than anything:)
Our property, yes, it is a little piece of heaven. Not today so much as it's dang cold and rainy out, but just to sit and look out the window at the horses, I get so lost in those moments.
We are truly blessed, in every way possible.

[OklahomaMama]

boy, the positive lovely vibes are just all over this thread tonight :)
:angel :hug :angel

rock on, positive peeps!

[DMBfan41]

having a nice night by myself in my room

[Oh, word?]

Thank you, that truly means alot. I mean, well, I know what we share, what we feel, and it truly is so precious to me. It's nice that some of that is felt just by seeing our pictures. I do indeed love him more than anything:)
Our property, yes, it is a little piece of heaven. Not today so much as it's dang cold and rainy out, but just to sit and look out the window at the horses, I get so lost in those moments.
We are truly blessed, in every way possible.Well, my humble prayers and thoughts will be with you both. We need more love like that in this world. :D

Brenda...this is the day that just would NOT end. Pick me up, love.

[Oh, word?]

And with this post, I bid you all a fond fare-thee-well. I'm going to go home now and dream of this new album and a possible D & T tour...

[OklahomaMama]

Well, my humble prayers and thoughts will be with you both. We need more love like that in this world. :D

Brenda...this is the day that just would NOT end. Pick me up, love.i'm so sorry, sweetie! :hug
i have lots of days like that... but Ants gets me through it somehow :)

p.s. i STILL don't have your address, woman! :lol

[Oh, word?]

Brenda has a PM!

[il bacio dolce]

After vowing not to see Distraction again....
I call off work tonight to spend quality time with Matt. We have dinner, we go out to Borders. I'm looking for a book and I walk around a corner of a shelf, and practically trip right over Distraction.
We live in the same town, that makes it easy for us to avoid eachother. I don't go to bars. But you would think we could go to a book store 25 minutes away and not have to run into eachother.

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda has a PM!Yaaay! i got a Pussy Message (that's what I call 'em now!)
:lol

[il bacio dolce]

:lol

[Oh, word?]

Brenda....can you help me with an avatar?

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=978f&.dnm=99a1.jpg&.src=ph

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda....can you help me with an avatar?

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firedancing2seekup/detail?.dir=978f&.dnm=99a1.jpg&.src=phabsolutely! :)
and while i was at it, i made you a profile pic too

[OklahomaMama]

ok, folks... this looks like a good place for me to sign off... not only are both my arms tingling but now they're shaking (WTF? this is new) so time to take a nice muscle relaxer and zonk out :p
hopefully i'll be back tomorrow
:hug
love y'all!
MWAAAAH!

[RuggerSelkie]

Sleep well, dearest. We wish you many sweet dreams and I shall see you in the morning.
We can share a pot of java:)

[gypsie]

Sleep well, dearest. We wish you many sweet dreams and I shall see you in the morning.
We can share a pot of java:)
How I hope you are here when I am I would love to have coffee with you:hug

[gypsie]

"demonstration"

Is that what you're calling it, these days?
Sounds quite official doesn't it?:cool:

[OlivePoet]

beedy??? Alright Olive, put the bottle down.
:lol oops

[OlivePoet]

Have you ever seen "A Christmas Story"...you know that one seen where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole????

See the correlation???

:lol
So should I lick your nipple for you? :p

[KJ.]

So should I lick your nipple for you? :p
Looks like a picked a good time to enter this thread.

[OlivePoet]

HI KEITH!!!!
hell, i'll put my e-mail addy out there, i don't care :lol

onesweetmama41@sbcglobal.net
or
brenda.schardine@gmail.com

*waits for avalanche of porn spam*
:p
Waits anxiously... ;)

[OlivePoet]

Brenda, you have the sweetest voice ever, EVER! I was so smiling when I heard you this dreary cold afternoon. Danke muchly, love.
I support the sweetest voice ever statement! :thumbsup

[gypsie]

So should I lick your nipple for you? :p
I'm here you can lick mine
*rips shirt open porn start style*
look they're already hard:evil

[OlivePoet]

absolutely! :)
and while i was at it, i made you a profile pic too
:thumbsup
I think you're so cute! :p

[gypsie]

I support the sweetest voice ever statement! :thumbsup
:thumbsup :hug

[OlivePoet]

Looks like a picked a good time to enter this thread.
:lol Glad I can be good for something! :p

[OlivePoet]

I'm here you can lick mine
*rips shirt open porn start style*
look they're already hard:evil
:: slurp ::
:evil

[gypsie]

:: slurp ::
:evil
Just what I came here for ;) :evil
















I said 'came'

[OlivePoet]

I said 'came'
:lol
When Alison was here, every other word that was said by ANYONE sounded dirty to us. We were constantly saying "You said <insert slightly dirty word here>" and laughing hysterically! Poor Giulio. :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:lol
When Alison was here, every other word that was said by ANYONE sounded dirty to us. We were constantly saying "You said <insert slightly dirty word here>" and laughing hysterically! Poor Giulio. :rolleyes:

He loved it and we all know it!:lol

[OlivePoet]

He loved it and we all know it!:lol
:lol Yeah, probably. :p

[OlivePoet]

Anyone? :p

[Duckyguy]

I by nature am a very cynical and negative person.

I would like to say I am trying to be better about that, so I don't get my friends down. But then I realize that I just don't care, and they really aren't friends.

I guess that makes me apathetic too.

[OklahomaMama]

I by nature am a very cynical and negative person.

I would like to say I am trying to be better about that, so I don't get my friends down. But then I realize that I just don't care, and they really aren't friends.

I guess that makes me apathetic too.hey, Ducky... it's cool, you know who you are and don't give a fuck! ;)
frankly, i think that's an enlightenment most people never achieve
still gonna send some sneaky positive vibes toward you when you ain't looking :p

Love,
Mama
:)

[Red_41]

Hey Brenda ... you're up early today! ... brb ... I'm "fixin'" to get a coffee :)

:hug

[OklahomaMama]

goooood morning! :hug
yeah, back to work today :(
i'm fixin to hop in the shower so you backread and i'll meet ya back here, eh?
:)

[Red_41]

OK ... done backreading ... gonna check out Selkie's web shots :)

[OklahomaMama]

OK ... done backreading ... gonna check out Selkie's web shots :)they're gorgeous and amazing! :angel




ahhh... nothing better than a clean Pussy! :D

[Red_41]

OMG .... I feel better and worse all at once .... what a beautiful beautiful place ... both emotionally and geographically ... WOW :angel

How are ya today pumpkin?

[OklahomaMama]

OMG .... I feel better and worse all at once .... what a beautiful beautiful place ... both emotionally and geographically ... WOW :angel

How are ya today pumpkin?yup, her photographs are intense and thought provoking, aren't they? :angel

i feel better today.... so far! (i'm cautiously optimistic but the trick is not overdoing it, you know?)

[Red_41]

PM coming :angel

[OklahomaMama]

PM coming :angelPussy Message right back atcha! :D
:hug

[Red_41]

Where the hell is Kellie this morning .... ???

Yooooo hooooo ... Here kitty kitty kitty .... got a nice treat for ya!

:lol

[System]

hey hey hey,

Positive: I ain't dead
negative: I am at work

[Red_41]

Hey Tony baby! ... How YOU doin today? :hug

[System]

doing good, it is to warm down here. Needs to be about 20 degrees and snowing no more of this 40 degree and rain shit.

[gypsie]

Good morning y'all!!!:hug

How is everyone this morning

Lucky me I woke up to my freezer not working at all and my puppy prefers to poop in the basement:BANG

[Red_41]

doing good, it is to warm down here. Needs to be about 20 degrees and snowing no more of this 40 degree and rain shit.
.... There's a little piece o land known as Canada where that isn't a problem this time of year :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

hey, tony & kellie! :hug :hug

gotta go dry my hair & head out to work... hopefully i'll be back later today
MWAAAAH!
:)

[System]

.... There's a little piece o land known as Canada where that isn't a problem this time of year :rolleyes:



ya, but then i would have to start saying thing like "eh" and I would be from the same country as Brian Adams and Celine Dion.


I think i will just hang out here till it does get cold.

[System]

Good morning y'all!!!:hug

How is everyone this morning

Lucky me I woke up to my freezer not working at all and my puppy prefers to poop in the basement:BANG



now my morning doesn't seem so bad. Thanks





other than that, how you doing kel?

[Red_41]

Good morning y'all!!!:hug

How is everyone this morning

Lucky me I woke up to my freezer not working at all and my puppy prefers to poop in the basement:BANG
Hi baby!
Mwaaaahhh ... missed ya this mornin'. :hug
Sorry to hear about your soggy food and soggy poop :(

[gypsie]

now my morning doesn't seem so bad. Thanks

other than that, how you doing kel?
That is the kind of girl I am. I broke my freezer and made my dog go to the basement just so you and others (but especially you:rolleyes: ) could see the silver lining.
One more thing... they can't get here until Thursday to fix my freezer that is completely full.

I'm good Tony missing PMing you. Where have ya been?:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Good morning!

I'm home sick today :(

[gypsie]

Hi baby!
Mwaaaahhh ... missed ya this mornin'. :hug
Sorry to hear about your soggy food and soggy poop :(
It's not the end of world.
I'm not going to let this effect my day. I am still going to go to step class this morning and spin and toning tonight so what am I complaining about:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Good morning!

I'm home sick today :(

Oh Beefy baby - I am so sorry to hear that.:( :hug
Would you like me to bring you some soup and cookies ;)
Seriously if you need anything from good ole Culpeper, let me know I'll come visit.:hug
It sounds like today is going to be a bad day for my positive peeps. :hug
Let's just all go back to bed....TOGETHER!!!:bounce
Meet at my house it's the most central

[System]

Oh Beefy baby - I am so sorry to hear that.:( :hug
Would you like me to bring you some soup and cookies ;)
Seriously if you need anything from good ole Culpeper, let me know I'll come visit.:hug
It sounds like today is going to be a bad day for my positive peeps. :hug
Let's just all go back to bed....TOGETHER!!!:bounce
Meet at my house it's the most central


i do believe that my house is in the middle of the damn country. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh Beefy baby - I am so sorry to hear that.:( :hug
Would you like me to bring you some soup and cookies ;)
Seriously if you need anything from good ole Culpeper, let me know I'll come visit.:hug
It sounds like today is going to be a bad day for my positive peeps. :hug
Let's just all go back to bed....TOGETHER!!!:bounce
Meet at my house it's the most central
Thanks, I appreciate the concern. I'm about to run out and buys some drugs and my wife is gonna leave work early to come home.

But, in the meantime, lets hop in the sack!!!!

[StumpyErin]

:lol The only people who responded were people from Ants. :p
wait.......REALLY? wow. i dont know who is who. i think the only one i read all the way through was from a girl out in Colorado who had two kids.....i have no idea who she is though.

i can't put people's names' to the e-mail address.......so who are all of you...cause i want to re-read them and know who is who this time. YES, IM BORED.

[gypsie]

i do believe that my house is in the middle of the damn country. ;)

Yeah but I have kids so y'all have to come here.
C'mon you have one of those jobs you can leave for 'personal' reasons;)

[gypsie]

Thanks, I appreciate the concern. I'm about to run out and buys some drugs and my wife is gonna leave work early to come home.

But, in the meantime, lets hop in the sack!!!!

OK!!!:bounce

[Beefsteak1138]

OK!!!:bounce
* Hops in bed, pops some pills. Hey, how'd that little purple one get in there??

Who's with me?

[gypsie]

Oh damn it I missed Noella and Brenda

I have to go take the boy to school and then try to squeeze any important food into my tiny fridge.
I expect you all to be here in an hour to help and then climb into bed with me so I can show my appreciation for that help:evil (that includes you Beef - no excuses we'll get you a surgical mask or something)

[gypsie]

* Hops in bed, pops some pills. Hey, how'd that little purple one get in there??

Who's with me?
Just make sure you share!;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Just make sure you share!;)
There are plenty to go around.

brb, going to get the drugs.

[Beefsteak1138]

mmmmmmmm.....drugs.

I feel much better now.

[Barkeep]

* Hops in bed, pops some pills. Hey, how'd that little purple one get in there??
Who's with me?I hurt my head trying to read that.

[gypsie]

Good morning y'all!!!:hug

How is everyone this morning

Lucky me I woke up to my freezer not working at all and my puppy prefers to poop in the basement:BANG
As if that was not enough - the freezer peeps can't come till Thursday which mens I have alot of kielbasa and ham steaks to cook feel free to drop in for food if that appeals to any of you. Also I got a call at 10:20 my son was puking all over the playground and is dizzy.
I think that is it for the day but it is only 11:30
I am staying positive!
Thanks for the rant:hug

[gypsie]

mmmmmmmm.....drugs.

I feel much better now.

Glad to hear it now get down here and help me cook so we can snuggle;)

[thing4377]

hello all!!! yukky day!! not very positive!! how is everyone doin, that is if anyone is here....:)

[gypsie]

hello all!!! yukky day!! not very positive!! how is everyone doin, that is if anyone is here....:)
That seems to be the trend today.

How are you?:hug

[Duckyguy]

hey, Ducky... it's cool, you know who you are and don't give a fuck! ;)
frankly, i think that's an enlightenment most people never achieve
still gonna send some sneaky positive vibes toward you when you ain't looking :p

Love,
Mama
:)

Unless your "vibes" involve strong sexual undertones, foul language, and graphic comic book violence and isn't appropriate for those under 17, I don't want them :p ;)

[chels012002]

Hey everyone!!

[gypsie]

Unless your "vibes" involve strong sexual undertones, foul language, and graphic comic book violence and isn't appropriate for those under 17, I don't want them :p ;)
This is Mama you're talking about, of course they do:lol

[thing4377]

That seems to be the trend today.

How are you?:hug

Eh....been better..it has been rainin here for almost a week and frankly I am sick of it..:BANG among other things! How are you sweetie?:hug

[thing4377]

Hwy Chelsie!! How ya doin?

[gypsie]

Hey everyone!!
How are you?:hug

[gypsie]

Eh....been better..it has been rainin here for almost a week and frankly I am sick of it..:BANG among other things! How are you sweetie?:hug
Staying positive! trying to anyway

[OlivePoet]

Good morning!

I'm home sick today :(
Me too! Kinda. :)

[chels012002]

Hwy Chelsie!! How ya doin?
I am doing great today. All I need is Ryan to follow thru and I will be extatic! How are you?:hug

How are you?:hug
See above and yourself?:hug

[OlivePoet]

wait.......REALLY? wow. i dont know who is who. i think the only one i read all the way through was from a girl out in Colorado who had two kids.....i have no idea who she is though.

i can't put people's names' to the e-mail address.......so who are all of you...cause i want to re-read them and know who is who this time. YES, IM BORED.
Shoot me an e-mail of the names of people you don't know and I'll give you the downlow.

[OlivePoet]

I hurt my head trying to read that.
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey Chelsie! :p