Positive or Negative?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Christy!! :)



where is your PUSSYPALOOZA 05 in your sig, woman???

are you ashamed of us????


and hi, Chels! :hug i don't want you to think i didn't see ya :)

[Red_41]

Hey little mama .... :hug

How are "all of you" doing today?

[chels012002]

That's awesome ... what's going on? Fill me in ... I could use a pick me up :angel ... or PM me if you don't feel like posting here (if you want that is :) )
sent

[chels012002]

Hiiiiiiiii Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey hunny :hug

How are you feeling?

[thing4377]

hey, Christy!! :)



where is your PUSSYPALOOZA 05 in your sig, woman???

are you ashamed of us????


and hi, Chels! :hug i don't want you to think i didn't see ya :)

My sweet sweet mama, look again dear.....it's there and it always has been and it always will be.....it is right justified and i admit i had to shrink it for fuckin work purposes.....can you believe that shit??? work just really gets in the way of everything!!!! :eek:

[OlivePoet]

They don't call you Heater for nothing!:evil
:lol

[thing4377]

Hey little mama .... :hug

How are "all of you" doing today?

Hey sweet Ms Noella:hug I am aight, how are you doin???

[chels012002]

:lol
Hey heater :hug

[OlivePoet]

Hey heater :hug
Hey sugar! :hug

[chels012002]

Hey sugar! :hug
How are you doing today?

[thing4377]

Hey hunny :hug

How are you feeling?
Hey Suga!!! How you doin darlin!!!!:hug I am pretty swell I suppose!!:rolleyes:

[thing4377]

Hey Hottie Heater!!!:hug How are ya sweets?

[chels012002]

Hey Suga!!! How you doin darlin!!!!:hug I am pretty swell I suppose!!:rolleyes:
I am great! I can't wait till tongiht comes! I wish it were comming faster!

[thing4377]

I am great! I can't wait till tongiht comes! I wish it were comming faster!

:multi :multi yeah I bet you do!!!:lol Good things come to those wait honey!!:evil

[Red_41]

The ladies are in the Howwwse !!!

We got: Brenda, Heater, Christy, Chelsie ... where are Mary Ann and Kellie?

I'm doing OK ... still off work but getting better!

[chels012002]

:multi :multi yeah I bet you do!!!:lol Good things come to those wait honey!!:evil
I wait! So this better be fantastic! 5 days with no sex sucks!

[MAM2STEPN]

Afternoon people *waves*:multi :multi Hi Noella, how'd the Dr. appt. go? Are you feeling any better?:hug

[Red_41]

:multi :multi Hi Noella, how'd the Dr. appt. go? Are you feeling any better?:hug
There's my California Girl! ... I'm doin' better ... day by day :)

How YOU doin darlin?

:hug

[thing4377]

I wait! So this better be fantastic! 5 days with no sex sucks!

Who you tellin? I am about to enter the "No Sex for 6 Fucking Weeks" territory!!!!:BANG


I can see my makin some personality changes:violent

[MAM2STEPN]

There's my California Girl! ... I'm doin' better ... day by day :)

How YOU doin darlin?

:hugI'm doing ok, trying to catch up on some work, I'm supposed to have my review when my boss comes back from his vacation. If he doesn't give me a good raise, I'm seriously thinking I should look for a new job like in S.F.:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Who you tellin? I am about to enter the "No Sex for 6 Fucking Weeks" territory!!!!:BANG


I can see my makin some personality changes:violent
Yeah ... I hear ya ... I'm on about six weeks myself ... and I'm not even PREGGERS! ... I think it's time for additional measures! *grabs keys and jacket and goes to sex shop on the corner* :p

[chels012002]

Who you tellin? I am about to enter the "No Sex for 6 Fucking Weeks" territory!!!!:BANG


I can see my makin some personality changes:violent
been there From December of 2002 till July of 2004 Nothing so I know!

[MAM2STEPN]

Who you tellin? I am about to enter the "No Sex for 6 Fucking Weeks" territory!!!!:BANG


I can see my makin some personality changes:violentQuit complaining you two, I don't dare tell you guys how long it's been for me!:BANG :(

[MAM2STEPN]

Yeah ... I hear ya ... I'm on about six weeks myself ... and I'm not even PREGGERS! ... I think it's time for additional measures! *grabs keys and jacket and goes to sex shop on the corner* :pNo need to do that, just ask Mama and she'll show you all the tricks:evil

[Red_41]

I'm doing ok, trying to catch up on some work, I'm supposed to have my review when my boss comes back from his vacation. If he doesn't give me a good raise, I'm seriously thinking I should look for a new job like in S.F.:rolleyes:
You go girl! ... and If you're going to San Francisco ... be sure to wear flowers in your hair! OMG ... did I actually just say that ... Fuck I'm corny tonight :lol

[chels012002]

Ok ladies! I am on my way out Jordan needs a nap and I am in much need of a better hair do for tonight. So I will be on here tomorrow morning sometime.

[Red_41]

Ok ladies! I am on my way out Jordan needs a nap and I am in much need of a better hair do for tonight. So I will be on here tomorrow morning sometime.
OK .... have an excellent evening ... we'll be looking for DETAILS tomorrow sista!

.... and by details I mean ... awe what the hell, you know what I mean ... :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok ladies! I am on my way out Jordan needs a nap and I am in much need of a better hair do for tonight. So I will be on here tomorrow morning sometime.Have a nice dinner! And fun afterwards!!:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

You go girl! ... and If you're going to San Francisco ... be sure to wear flowers in your hair! OMG ... did I actually just say that ... Fuck I'm corny tonight :lolI think I'll skip the flowers but I will definetly wear the hippie jewelry that Mama made for me!!!:D I gave the bracelets the prestigious honor of hanging from my DMB Warehouse thingie I have hanging on my rear view mirror!!

[Red_41]

Love it! ... That's what I'm going to do with my Warehouse thingie ... I've had it on my keychain but the damn thing is bulky!

OK sweets ... It's almost 7 pm here and I'm going to go grab some dinner ... hope to see ya here later?

:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

Love it! ... That's what I'm going to do with my Warehouse thingie ... I've had it on my keychain but the damn thing is bulky!

OK sweets ... It's almost 7 pm here and I'm going to go grab some dinner ... hope to see ya here later?

:hugHave a good one!:hug

[OklahomaMama]

No need to do that, just ask Mama and she'll show you all the tricks:evilwho, MEEEEE???? :D
heh heh heh
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

who, MEEEEE???? :D
heh heh heh
:evil
I can vouch for that. ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

who, MEEEEE???? :D
heh heh heh
:evilHey Mama!!:multi :multi YES YOU!!!!!!!!:evil

[OlivePoet]

:lol So I just filled out some forms for my new gyne that I'm seeing tomorrow, and I realized that I was embarassed to fill out the "number of sexual partners" section! :lol

Hi! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

:bounce :multi
Mama, thanks for the Jesusmas goodies! :hug
:bounce :multi

[Red_41]

:lol So I just filled out some forms for my new gyne that I'm seeing tomorrow, and I realized that I was embarassed to fill out the "number of sexual partners" section! :lol

Hi! :bounce
Oooh ... I haven't thad to answer THAT one in awhile .... can you give an approximate or do they want the EXACT number? :evil :lol

[OlivePoet]

Oooh ... I haven't thad to answer THAT one in awhile .... can you give an approximate or do they want the EXACT number? :evil :lol
:lol I went with the exact number, because I know when he asks me, I'll crack! :lol







































And then I'll fuck him. :freak

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol So I just filled out some forms for my new gyne that I'm seeing tomorrow, and I realized that I was embarassed to fill out the "number of sexual partners" section! :lol

Hi! :bounceHey Heater!!!!!!:bounce Too many notches on the ole bedpost huh?:evil

[OlivePoet]

Hey Heater!!!!!!:bounce Too many notches on the ole bedpost huh?:evil
:lol Eh, well, at least I learned what to do! :lol
No complaints from Giulio! Except for that burning sensation when he pees.

[Red_41]

:lol I went with the exact number, because I know when he asks me, I'll crack! :lol

And then I'll fuck him. :freak
:lol :lol Actually, what I was suggesting ... was that perhaps I'm a little foggy on the EXACT number ... :eek:

[MAM2STEPN]

And then I'll fuck him. :freak[/QUOTE]:lol :lol You horny girl you!!!:evil

[OlivePoet]

:lol :lol Actually, what I was suggesting ... was that perhaps I'm a little foggy on the EXACT number ... :eek:
Oh. :lol
At least I got a funny joke out of it! :p

[OlivePoet]

And then I'll fuck him. :freak:lol :lol You horny girl you!!!:evil
:angel I don't know what you're talking about.

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce :multi
Mama, thanks for the Jesusmas goodies! :hug
:bounce :multiyou got your package then? YAAAAY!
1st one that i've heard from anyway :)
glad you like it, sweetie

*giggle* i've started calling it "Jesusmas" too... the bible thumpers around here are less than thrilled, i'm sure :lol

[Red_41]

you got your package then? YAAAAY!
1st one that i've heard from anyway :)
glad you like it, sweetie

*giggle* i've started calling it "Jesusmas" too... the bible thumpers around here are less than thrilled, i'm sure :lol
How about calling it "Noellamas" ... tee hee hee :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

How about calling it "Noellamas" ... tee hee hee :rolleyes:i can do that too! :)

[Red_41]

So I haven't been up to crafting ... too much concentration required ... thought I hang with the Pussies for awhile .... the ROC's haven't been around too much today .... hmmmmm *lifts top and shakes boobies*

[OklahomaMama]

So I haven't been up to crafting ... too much concentration required ... thought I hang with the Pussies for awhile .... the ROC's haven't been around too much today .... hmmmmm *lifts top and shakes boobies*:bounce :multi :bounce

why, Noella... you've inspired me to whip out MY boobies too

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your bootie
shake your bootie
yeah!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

you got your package then? YAAAAY!
1st one that i've heard from anyway :)
glad you like it, sweetie

*giggle* i've started calling it "Jesusmas" too... the bible thumpers around here are less than thrilled, i'm sure :lol
:p I've been calling it that for years, I think it's fun! :lol

[OlivePoet]

:bounce :multi :bounce

why, Noella... you've inspired me to whip out MY boobies too

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your bootie
shake your bootie
yeah!
:lol
::: tried to shakes boobies :::
Uhg! I have a neck cramp now! :freak

[gypsie]

Hey peeps!:hug
Don't gp anywhere:p

::backreading::

[Red_41]

:bounce :multi :bounce

why, Noella... you've inspired me to whip out MY boobies too

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your bootie
shake your bootie
yeah!
:lol
Yeah ... like you need "inspiration" to whip em out :D .... yeah, right :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:lol So I just filled out some forms for my new gyne that I'm seeing tomorrow, and I realized that I was embarassed to fill out the "number of sexual partners" section! :lol

Hi! :bounce
Be proud that you are an experienced woman who knows what she wants:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Hey Kellie ... Hey Heater *waves hands while shaking boobies*

[OklahomaMama]

and noella goes to work next week with two black eyes
:p

[gypsie]

:bounce :multi :bounce

why, Noella... you've inspired me to whip out MY boobies too

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your bootie
shake your bootie
yeah!
:lol

*pulls up top does a little shimmy*
Great thanx for the black eyes:o

[gypsie]

Hey Kellie ... Hey Heater *waves hands while shaking boobies*
Damn dyslexia - I read that as 'waves Heaters boobies':evil
Not only do I see backwards and upside down but I omit words too:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

and noella goes to work next week with two black eyes
:p
I just read that after my last post - damn me and Noella and out telepathic pussiness:lol

[gypsie]

Ok where did y'all go?
*hands on hips tapping foot - big pout*

[Red_41]

and noella goes to work next week with two black eyes
:p
I WISH ! :ugh: :rolleyes: :eek:



:lol

[Red_41]

OK folks ... I'm sleepy ... gonna catch s'more ZZZs.

Sleep tight everyone!

:hug

[OklahomaMama]

g'nite, Noellababy :hug
you sleep well, k?
Love you bunches
mwwwaaaaah!
xxxooo
:angel


hey, kellie... i'm still here *waves*

[gypsie]

OK folks ... I'm sleepy ... gonna catch s'more ZZZs.

Sleep tight everyone!

:hug
Sweet dreams!
See ya for coffee:hug

[gypsie]

g'nite, Noellababy :hug
you sleep well, k?
Love you bunches
mwwwaaaaah!
xxxooo
:angel


hey, kellie... i'm still here *waves*
*whips sweat from brow*
I thought I was going to be the thread killer:)

How was your day?
How are you feeling?
Did you delegate like a good girl?

[OklahomaMama]

*whips sweat from brow*
I thought I was going to be the thread killer:)

How was your day?
How are you feeling?
Did you delegate like a good girl?
you say "whips sweat from brow"
i say you ain't doing it right if that's the only sweaty parts :evil

my day was busy busy busy

i feel like shit

no, i didn't delegate

*hangs head in shame*
:rolleyes:

how was YOUR day?

[gypsie]

you say "whips sweat from brow"
i say you ain't doing it right if that's the only sweaty parts :evil

my day was busy busy busy

i feel like shit

no, i didn't delegate

*hangs head in shame*
:rolleyes:

how was YOUR day?
Damn freudiant slip!:lol I looked back just to see if you were messing with me.

My day was busy but good ~ Evan school, Step class, pet store, walmart, blockbuster, Evan home, shower/clean blah blah blah, spin/toning class (1 hour 45 minutes) home to eat like there is no tomorrow ~ I love the 3 class days:multi
Tomorrow not much planned but the gym of course some cleaning and some errands if I feel lilke it.
How bout we switch jobs so you can rest and I will do treadmill tests until Jan.7th:D :hug

[gypsie]

*sigh*
another day ending with me!:rolleyes:
See y'all in the morning for coffe my lovely little peeps:hug

[OklahomaMama]

ok, sweetie... sleep well :hug



*sings: all by myself.... i don't wanna be... all by myself... anymore"
sniff whimper sob


:p

[OklahomaMama]

jeeeez! 2nd page?? where the hell is everybody tonight?
:(

[mrottondo]

heya Brenda :)

[OklahomaMama]

hi, Marcelobaby! :)
so, um... i've already heard about your fever, your wang and your upcoming fishing vacation :lol

what else is new?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, guess what?
i'm getting an award at work tomorrow :D

they're gonna give me this tiny little pin for my ID badge that sez i've put up with working for the guv'mint for 10 whole years without strangling anybody!
woo hoo!
:bounce

[mrottondo]

ummm, oh yes, i have a long vacation ahead of me now, which RULES! :)
Congrats for the award!

[OklahomaMama]

ummm, oh yes, i have a long vacation ahead of me now, which RULES! :)
Congrats for the award!good for you! :) you deserve a nice rest after feeling icky :hug
and thanks... the award is nice but i'd prefer some cash :p

[Bull_11]

Hey, Mama!!

[OklahomaMama]

heyyyyy, Brianbaby!!!
*smooches*

work been kicking your butt, sugar?
:hug

[Bull_11]

heyyyyy, Brianbaby!!!
*smooches*

work been kicking your butt, sugar?
:hug
Yeah, it's been nasty at work lately, Mama! Can't you call my boss and get me off....uhhh the hook?

[OlivePoet]

Damn dyslexia - I read that as 'waves Heaters boobies':evil
Not only do I see backwards and upside down but I omit words too:rolleyes:
I believe that is known as wishful thinking. :p

[OlivePoet]

hey, guess what?
i'm getting an award at work tomorrow :D

they're gonna give me this tiny little pin for my ID badge that sez i've put up with working for the guv'mint for 10 whole years without strangling anybody!
woo hoo!
:bounce
I say you stab someone in the eye with the pin, just for irony.

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, it's been nasty at work lately, Mama! Can't you call my boss and get me off....uhhh the hook?of course! i'll even write a note:

Dear Brian's Boss:

Please excuse Brian from work. He has prior obligations to the Pussy Posse and all of this work stuff is depriving the Posse of their sexual gratification.

Love,
Mama


:D

[Red_41]

Grumble grumble grumble .... I ran outta coffee yesterday ... makin tea instead BRB

[OklahomaMama]

Spam of the Day:

from: Doomed E. Amazingly
subject: like lolitas and tiny pinky pussies?

:rolleyes:
how do i GET on these lists???

[OklahomaMama]

Grumble grumble grumble .... I ran outta coffee yesterday ... makin tea instead BRBoh, the horror.... the horror! :eek:

[gypsie]

*runs into +/- comes to a slidinh stop without spilling a drop*

CLINK!!!
:hug Good morning pussies!!:hug

[Red_41]

Hi Mama ... It's all better now that you're here :hug

[gypsie]

hey, guess what?
i'm getting an award at work tomorrow :D

they're gonna give me this tiny little pin for my ID badge that sez i've put up with working for the guv'mint for 10 whole years without strangling anybody!
woo hoo!
:bounce
Woo and Hoo!!!!
That is so awesome the only thing I've stuck with for 10 years is Bart :rolleyes: :lol

[gypsie]

I say you stab someone in the eye with the pin, just for irony.
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Woo and Hoo!!!!
That is so awesome the only thing I've stuck with for 10 years is Bart :rolleyes: :lolLMAO! :lol
what a great first post of the day, woman! :thumbsup

i'm so proud of you! :D

[Red_41]

aaannnnnd there's my other coffee girl .... Hey Kellie! :hug

[gypsie]

of course! i'll even write a note:

Dear Brian's Boss:

Please excuse Brian from work. He has prior obligations to the Pussy Posse and all of this work stuff is depriving the Posse of their sexual gratification.

Love,
Mama


:D

:thumbsup :lol

[gypsie]

Grumble grumble grumble .... I ran outta coffee yesterday ... makin tea instead BRB
:eek:

[OklahomaMama]

need a refill.... BRB!

[gypsie]

Spam of the Day:

from: Doomed E. Amazingly
subject: like lolitas and tiny pinky pussies?

:rolleyes:
how do i GET on these lists???
It must be all ofthose christian websites that you frequent;) :lol

[gypsie]

LMAO! :lol
what a great first post of the day, woman! :thumbsup

i'm so proud of you! :D
So wtf?
Everyone waits for me to leave to come out of their hiding spots to chat?:cool:
I am getting a complex - it's true:violent <----see what y'all are driving me too?

[gypsie]

aaannnnnd there's my other coffee girl .... Hey Kellie! :hug
*slides into Noella wraps arms around waist dips her and licks up the senter of neck*
Morning! How are you feeling?:hug

[Red_41]

:eek:
:lol ... You and Mama had the same reaction! ... It's not so bad ... at least it's warm AND has caffeine ... Yeah that's what I keep tellin myself anyways.

So I'm gonna go pick up my car at the garage this morning. The driver's side window stuck half way open (power window) ... It's gonna cost about $350 ... :BANG

[gypsie]

*swings lasso around in circles keep throwing it til she catches Mama and drags her back*

Don't worry it's an orthopedic lasso it's good for your spine ;)

[Red_41]

*slides into Noella wraps arms around waist dips her and licks up the senter of neck*
Morning! How are you feeling?:hug
*gives Kellie a big squeeze (doesn't lick her face cause she hasn't brushed her teeth yet)*

Not too bad this morning ... I usually feel better after a good sleep ... I'm hangin' in there :)

[gypsie]

:lol ... You and Mama had the same reaction! ... It's not so bad ... at least it's warm AND has caffeine ... Yeah that's what I keep tellin myself anyways.

So I'm gonna go pick up my car at the garage this morning. The driver's side window stuck half way open (power window) ... It's gonna cost about $350 ... :BANG
I am no longer going to address the coffee situation. (now I have to make coffee fudge):rolleyes:
:hug I'm sorry about your car:hug
What type of car would this be?

[gypsie]

*gives Kellie a big squeeze (doesn't lick her face cause she hasn't brushed her teeth yet)*

Not too bad this morning ... I usually feel better after a good sleep ... I'm hangin' in there :)
Damn pussy telepathy!
It's not like you smell ike a daisy and I still licked ya:p

[Red_41]

It's a 92 Grand Marquis (big ass car for a little ass girl) ... it was my daddy's.

Picture a big ass white pimp car with DMB stickers on the back window and a soon to be personalized plate: DMB ANT with a little 5'2" redhead behind the wheel :lol

[gypsie]

It's a 92 Grand Marquis (big ass car for a little ass girl) ... it was my daddy's.

Picture a big ass white pimp car with DMB stickers on the back window and a soon to be personalized plate: DMB ANT with a little 5'2" redhead behind the wheel :lolMy dad has a Grand Marquis too. :rolleyes:
They are big ass cars. Bart used to have an Ltd Crown Victoria now there was a car that had a big back seat and front seat - we could have had an orgy in there :lol
My license plate on my big blue Eurovan is 'lastop'

[Red_41]

My dad has a Grand Marquis too. :rolleyes:
They are big ass cars. Bart used to have an Ltd Crown Victoria now there was a car that had a big back seat and front seat - we could have had an orgy in there :lol
My license plate on my big blue Eurovan is 'lastop'
Aren't they great! ... I refer to it as "the couch" cause that's what it feels like when you're drivin' on the highway ... It's great for road trips ... Me and two friends drove it to Montreal (10 hours) for my first ever DMB show in August 2001.

[gypsie]

Aren't they great! ... I refer to it as "the couch" cause that's what it feels like when you're drivin' on the highway ... It's great for road trips ... Me and two friends drove it to Montreal (10 hours) for my first ever DMB show in August 2001.I have only driven it once and I must say it was pretty couch like (I will have you know that I read that as crotch at first) but it's blue on blue - very old manish and it's like riding in a cave.
By the way thanx for running away when I got here Mama - no no complex none at all:( :confused:

[Red_41]

I have only driven it once and I must say it was pretty couch like (I will have you know that I read that as crotch at first) but it's blue on blue - very old manish and it's like riding in a cave.
By the way thanx for running away when I got here Mama - no no complex none at all:( :confused:
Is there ANYTHING you can't turn into sexual innuendo? ... That's my girl! Time for a little dance :monkey

Mama said she was going for more coffee ... harumph ... we'll have to handcuff her later so she can't scoot away that easily :evil

Resistance is futile! ... but it can be fun! :lol

[gypsie]

Is there ANYTHING you can't turn into sexual innuendo? ... That's my girl! Time for a little dance :monkey

Mama said she was going for more coffee ... harumph ... we'll have to handcuff her later so she can't scoot away that easily :evil

Resistance is futile! ... but it can be fun! :lol

No should there be? Maybe if Mama stuck around I wouldn't have to do all of the dirty work around here:BANG ;)

Where is she going to get her coffee in Columbia at this rate she could bring you some and be back home in time to wake +/- up tonight:lol

Uh yeah I am resisting - ummm I have to.. uh... go... yeah, that's it's - I'm leaving now *backs away slowly with arms extended in front waiting for handcuffs*

[Red_41]

:lol ... Columbia ... :lol

You're such a pushover ... and by pushover I mean willing partner :evil

So what's on your agenda today hun?

[OklahomaMama]

now listen up, you two!
i don't talk shit when y'all run off on ME!
:violent


sorry, computer locked up so i hopped it the shower while it was rebooting

[Beefsteak1138]

now listen up, you two!
i don't talk shit when y'all run off on ME!
:violent


sorry, computer locked up so i hopped it the shower while it was rebooting
I'd like to reboot you in the shower :evil

Good morning Brenda, Kellie & Noella!!!

[OklahomaMama]

I'd like to reboot you in the shower :evil

Good morning Brenda, Kellie & Noella!!!:lol
good morning to you too, Beefybaby!
*plants a big ol' smooch on the lips and leans into it for full effect*
:D

[gypsie]

:lol ... Columbia ... :lol

You're such a pushover ... and by pushover I mean willing partner :evil

So what's on your agenda today hun?

Oh the life of a house frough...:rolleyes:
Evan school, gym no class just machine(can't do this class for a 3 or 4th time this week my body won't tolerate it), Evan home, Chores, Target when the man gets home unlees of course I can convince Beef to meet me there for lunch
and by lunch I mean afternoon delight:D
Nothing too exciting. I am going to have to get in the shower soon. Maybe I will just bail on the gym and work out on my elliptical - I think Kolbie needs a daycare break:rolleyes: sorry thinking out loud

[Red_41]

now listen up, you two!
i don't talk shit when y'all run off on ME!
:violent

There, there baby ... that's cause we KNOW you backread! ... Gotta keep it interestin for ya don't we? ... Now c'mere and let Noella give ya a gentle hug *unlatches handcuffs and slips one on Mama so she can't get away again* :evil

[OklahomaMama]

There, there baby ... that's cause we KNOW you backread! ... Gotta keep it interestin for ya don't we? ... Now c'mere and let Noella give ya a gentle hug *unlatches handcuffs and slips one on Mama so she can't get away again* :evilooooooh! you twicked me, you wascawwy wabbit!

:lol

[gypsie]

now listen up, you two!
i don't talk shit when y'all run off on ME!
:violent


sorry, computer locked up so i hopped it the shower while it was rebooting
Morning make up sex?:evil

[Red_41]

I'd like to reboot you in the shower :evil

Good morning Brenda, Kellie & Noella!!!
:lol :lol :lol

You read my mind again!


Good morning Beefy ... How's my juicy tenderloin today? :hug

[gypsie]

I'd like to reboot you in the shower :evil

Good morning Brenda, Kellie & Noella!!!
Feeling a little better everyday aren't ya?
Doing just fine. How are you?:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Morning make up sex?:evil*lightbulb goes on* ohhh, NOW i see what you're up to! :rolleyes:

of COURSE morning make up sex... bring it on! :D

[gypsie]

There, there baby ... that's cause we KNOW you backread! ... Gotta keep it interestin for ya don't we? ... Now c'mere and let Noella give ya a gentle hug *unlatches handcuffs and slips one on Mama so she can't get away again* :evil
:thumbsup you are smooth

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol :lol :lol

You read my mind again!


Good morning Beefy ... How's my juicy tenderloin today? :hug
Sweet and tender as always. Looking forward to the weekend.

[gypsie]

*lightbulb goes on* ohhh, NOW i see what you're up to! :rolleyes:

of COURSE morning make up sex... bring it on! :D
Of course since your injured I have to do all the work (now where did I put those silk scarves?):evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Feeling a little better everyday aren't ya?
Doing just fine. How are you?:hug
Yep, yep...I feel good

although I could be feeling better, if you know what i'm sayin'....

[Red_41]

:thumbsup you are smooth
That's cause I had good teachers *bows to Brenda and then to Kellie*

[gypsie]

Yep, yep...I feel good

although I could be feeling better, if you know what i'm sayin'....
Then meet me for lunch? ;)
I'll bring fudge
(for you to eat off of my body)

[Red_41]

Yep, yep...I feel good

although I could be feeling better, if you know what i'm sayin'....
We ALWAYS know what you're saying Beefy ... kinda like Joey on friends :lol

Now c'mere you big hunk o' love :evil

[gypsie]

Later - responsibily #1 and 2 are paging me

See YOU later Beef ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

We ALWAYS know what you're saying Beefy ... kinda like Joey on friends :lol

Now c'mere you big hunk o' love :evil
oooooooohhh......feeling a bit domineering today aren't we??? Don't stop.

[Beefsteak1138]

Later - responsibily #1 and 2 are paging me

See YOU later Beef ;)
Later.

[OklahomaMama]

hold those thoughts boys and girls... i gotta be a grown up and go to work :(

[Beefsteak1138]

hold those thoughts boys and girls... i gotta be a grown up and go to work :(
I'll be holding something, but its not thoughts. ;) Take it easy at work today.

[il bacio dolce]

It's the weekend!
I am going to get what I need to bake my Christmas cookies today.
And a box of Jelly Bellys that were calling out to me last night.

[StumpyErin]

morning....

.....fuck. im hungover.

[Beefsteak1138]

morning....

.....fuck. im hungover.
Try my hangover cure....I nice greasy breakfast from McDonalds. Works every time.

[Beefsteak1138]

It's the weekend!
I am going to get what I need to bake my Christmas cookies today.
And a box of Jelly Bellys that were calling out to me last night.
mmmmmmmm.....Jelly Bellys. I some sittin' in my desk.

*contemplates having jelly beans for breakfast.

[OklahomaMama]

mmmmmmmm.....Jelly Bellys. I some sittin' in my desk.

*contemplates having jelly beans for breakfast.:p
sure, why not? eat the fruit flavored ones and you can justify it as being wholesome :rolleyes:
(that's how i'm explaining my oatmeal raisin cookie) :D

[il bacio dolce]

morning....

.....fuck. im hungover.

^ = me on Thanksgiving Day.
That was fun. :lol
Home alone, turkey-less and hungover.

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
sure, why not? eat the fruit flavored ones and you can justify it as being wholesome :rolleyes:
(that's how i'm explaining my oatmeal raisin cookie) :D
They're sugar free so really they have no nutritional value whatsoever. But that oatmeal raisin cookie sounds money.

[il bacio dolce]

Macdamia nut/white chocolate, and peanut butter cookies.

[gypsie]

mmmmmmmm.....Jelly Bellys. I some sittin' in my desk.

*contemplates having jelly beans for breakfast.

Mmmmm - they are my favorite!
I buy them in bulk from Costco:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Look what my son made in school this week.:)
I loved it so much that I got all the supplies and made one with Kolbie this morning.

[gypsie]

Someday not only do I hope to be half the whore that Mama is but I also hope to be half as creative and artsy.:rolleyes:
See y'all later gotta run!

[OklahomaMama]

Look what my son made in school this week.:)
I loved it so much that I got all the supplies and made one with Kolbie this morning.awwwwwwwwww!!! that is adorable! :)

i still have stuff that nick made @ that age :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Look what my son made in school this week.:)
I loved it so much that I got all the supplies and made one with Kolbie this morning.
:p Those are great! I wanna meet your kids!

[OlivePoet]

So I'm leaving work in 30 mins to go the gyne, and I have to go straight there to even think about making it on time. Problem is, I really have to poop.

My poor doctor.

[OklahomaMama]

So I'm leaving work in 30 mins to go the gyne, and I have to go straight there to even think about making it on time. Problem is, I really have to poop.

My poor doctor.:lol
i worked OB/GYN for a couple of years...
trust me, he's seen, heard and smelled EVERYTHING!


and yes, we DO talk about you after you're out of the stirrups :D

have fun, sweetie! ;)

[Fargo]

Thanks for the Chrimbo card Brenda, tis lovely and jolly !

[OlivePoet]

:lol
i worked OB/GYN for a couple of years...
trust me, he's seen, heard and smelled EVERYTHING!


and yes, we DO talk about you after you're out of the stirrups :D

have fun, sweetie! ;)
:lol Now I'm even MORE nervous!

This is a new doctor for me. Kinda. He's the guy who delivered me. :p

[chels012002]

Hey everyone!

[OklahomaMama]

Thanks for the Chrimbo card Brenda, tis lovely and jolly !you're welcome! :)
i listened to your album all day yesterday :thumbsup
i think i have finally picked a favorite song.... *drumroll please*



On The Edge
:)

[gypsie]

Anyone spending their lunch here?

[gypsie]

:p Those are great! I wanna meet your kids!
When ever you want to come visit my door will be open for you:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Heater, why does your avatar look like this to me????

[gypsie]

Afternoon Beef:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Afternoon Beef:hug
Hey, whats going on?

[chels012002]

:( :( I am here people

[dmbfan#?]

How is everyone today?

[gypsie]

Hey, whats going on?
Not much - I'm planning on going to the new Target in Gainesville in a couple of hours pretty much it. I have to get back on the fudge making kick and find something that it will ship well in -any suggestions?
How bout you? Anything exciting?

[Beefsteak1138]

:( :( I am here people
:) Hey Chels.

[gypsie]

Hey Chels! How was last night?

Hey Nicko! How are you?

[MAM2STEPN]

Happy friday everyone!!!:hug Time to go backread.....

[chels012002]

:) Hey Chels.
Hey Sean and Nicko:hug

Hey Chels! How was last night?
Last night was as can be expected. Is it sad that we already have a routine?

[dmbfan#?]

Hey Chels! How was last night?

Hey Nicko! How are you?
Doing good Kellie, how bout yourself? Enjoying your Friday?

[dmbfan#?]

Hey Sean and Nicko:hug
Doing good Chels. How have you been?

[chels012002]

Doing good Chels. How have you been?
I have been good. Actually in a real relationship compared to before.

[dmbfan#?]

I have been good. Actually in a real relationship compared to before.
Good for you. I'm glad it worked out for you.

[MAM2STEPN]

It's a 92 Grand Marquis (big ass car for a little ass girl) ... it was my daddy's.

Picture a big ass white pimp car with DMB stickers on the back window and a soon to be personalized plate: DMB ANT with a little 5'2" redhead behind the wheel :lolI can visualize Noella driving her DMB pimpmobile:lol

[gypsie]

Doing good Kellie, how bout yourself? Enjoying your Friday?
I try to enjoy everyday (god my positivity annoys me:rolleyes: )
I am always pretty good:)

[dmbfan#?]

I try to enjoy everyday (god my positivity annoys me:rolleyes: )
I am always pretty good:)
Being positive is not a bad thing. Glad you doing well.

[MAM2STEPN]

Look what my son made in school this week.:)
I loved it so much that I got all the supplies and made one with Kolbie this morning.Those are cute!!! You are such a good mom!:)

[dmbfan#?]

Lunch is over. Take care everbody.

[gypsie]

I can visualize Noella driving her DMB pimpmobile:lol
In a purple velour suit with a big matching hat with white trim on the edge, platform shoes with fish in the heels and big bright gold chain with teeth to match:lol don't forget that Noella is 5'2" with red hair

[gypsie]

Lunch is over. Take care everbody.
Thanks for visiting *waves*:hug

[gypsie]

Those are cute!!! You are such a good mom!:)
Thank you!:hug

[chels012002]

Good for you. I'm glad it worked out for you.
Thank you and I will talk to you later:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Heater, why does your avatar look like this to me????huh, that's wierd :freak

what does my pussy look like to you, Beefy? :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

huh, that's wierd :freak

what does my pussy look like to you, Beefy? :evil
Come here and I'll let you know......

[OklahomaMama]

Come here and I'll let you know......:lol
i'll be there in... what? 18 hours??

[gypsie]

:lol
i'll be there in... what? 18 hours??
If you want I can go in your place - 1.5 hours ;) :evil
How YOU doin Beefy?

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
i'll be there in... what? 18 hours??
I'll be waiting w/ open arms and tongue.

[OklahomaMama]

hi, kelliebaby! :)
those rugs are adorable! i bet you'll bring them out every christmas from now on, huh?
:p

[MAM2STEPN]

In a purple velour suit with a big matching hat with white trim on the edge, platform shoes with fish in the heels and big bright gold chain with teeth to match:lol don't forget that Noella is 5'2" with red hair:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

If you want I can go in your place - 1.5 hours ;) :evil
How YOU doin Beefy?
Awesome, that'll give us 16.5 hours to get warmed up before Brenda shows up.

[gypsie]

hi, kelliebaby! :)
those rugs are adorable! i bet you'll bring them out every christmas from now on, huh?
:p
Definitely! as long as someone doesn't pee on them, spill on them or ruin them in anyway:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Awesome, that'll give us 16.5 hours to get warmed up before Brenda shows up.:thumbsup for a threesome with Brenda and Beef:evil :multi

*grabs keys, jacket runs out the door in stealth mode*

[OklahomaMama]

I'll be waiting w/ open arms and tongue.*hops in PT Cruiser*
VRRROOOOOM!
:D

[gypsie]

*hops in PT Cruiser*
VRRROOOOOM!
:D
Took ya long enough I'm already more then half way there:rolleyes:
Where ya been biotch?

[il bacio dolce]

I need to get my license soon. My parents want to buy me a Mini Cooper! :eek:

[chels012002]

wow I got so side tracked

[Beefsteak1138]

I need to get my license soon. My parents want to buy me a Mini Cooper! :eek:
Do your parents want to adopt a son?

[Beefsteak1138]

*hops in PT Cruiser*
VRRROOOOOM!
:D
I saw a PT Cruiser w/ flames on my way home yesterday. I flashed the driver because I thought it was you, needless to say the middle-aged man driving was not too happy.

[il bacio dolce]

Do your parents want to adopt a son?

Got two. :)

[thing4377]

What up!!!! I wont be here long, getting ready to go to the doctor to check on lil man......just wanted to say hi to everyone and give out some HUGS!!!!

[chels012002]

I saw a PT Cruiser w/ flames on my way home yesterday. I flashed the driver because I thought it was you, needless to say the middle-aged man driving was not too happy.
I keep trying to talk Ryan into flames on his Cruiser. I dont think he is going for it though.:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Got two. :)
Damn :(

How 'bout just a car then?

[MAM2STEPN]

What up!!!! I wont be here long, getting ready to go to the doctor to check on lil man......just wanted to say hi to everyone and give out some HUGS!!!!Hi Christy!!! Pat the tummy for me!!!:hug

[il bacio dolce]

Ya know what.. time to stop pissin around and get my damn license. I don't like to drive, but to hell with it. I am getting a car. :lol

[thing4377]

Hi Christy!!! Pat the tummy for me!!!:hug
He patted you back, I told him it was from you:hug :hug

[chels012002]

What up!!!! I wont be here long, getting ready to go to the doctor to check on lil man......just wanted to say hi to everyone and give out some HUGS!!!!
Hello :hug

I loved the dr that last month with Jordan

[OklahomaMama]

I saw a PT Cruiser w/ flames on my way home yesterday. I flashed the driver because I thought it was you, needless to say the middle-aged man driving was not too happy.:lol but YOU were happy, right? and that's all that matters ;)

[thing4377]

Hello :hug

I loved the dr that last month with Jordan
Hey Sweetie:hug ...did you have a good night?

Yeah, depending on what he says today, I will either love him or hate him!:lol



Sorry I couldn't hang out longer but I gotsta run!!! Much love and hugs to ALL!!!:hug

[OklahomaMama]

I keep trying to talk Ryan into flames on his Cruiser. I dont think he is going for it though.:lolhi, chels! :hug
tell him to go to http://www.superflames.com and tell Don that Brenda sent him :p

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol but YOU were happy, right? and that's all that matters ;)
I'm always happy while nekkid. You'll find that out in about 17 hours.

[il bacio dolce]

http://dontfeartheformula.com/themorningafter/mini%20cooper.jpg

There she is!

[chels012002]

Hey Sweetie:hug ...did you have a good night?
Yeah, depending on what he says today, I will either love him or hate him!:lol
Yeah I had a great night! I always do with Ryan ;) :evil

hi, chels! :hug
tell him to go to http://www.superflames.com (http://www.superflames.com/) and tell Don that Brenda sent him :p
Hey mama:hug
yeah he would so kill me but I swear that the blue is asking to be flamed!

[OklahomaMama]

hey, mary ann, cassie and thingie :)
:hug :hug :hug

chels, i know what you mean about guys being wierd with cars
anytime patrick rode in my old car with the pink flower on the antenna he'd snatch it off and throw it in the backseat :p
he wanted to de-flame my Petunia this weekend! :eek: i said he could but i'd be hanging his testicles around the rear view mirror :violent

:lol

[chels012002]

chels, i know what you mean about guys being wierd with cars
anytime patrick rode in my old car with the pink flower on the antenna he'd snatch it off and throw it in the backseat :p
he wanted to de-flame my Petunia this weekend! :eek: i said he could but i'd be hanging his testicles around the rear view mirror :violent

:lol
Whatever I will get him something fruity for his car. I already cleaned it this morning.

[MAM2STEPN]

chels, i know what you mean about guys being wierd with cars
anytime patrick rode in my old car with the pink flower on the antenna he'd snatch it off and throw it in the backseat :p
he wanted to de-flame my Petunia this weekend! :eek: i said he could but i'd be hanging his testicles around the rear view mirror :violent

:lol[/QUOTE]Hi Mama.....deflame...deflower...:lol

[OklahomaMama]

chels, i know what you mean about guys being wierd with cars
anytime patrick rode in my old car with the pink flower on the antenna he'd snatch it off and throw it in the backseat :p
he wanted to de-flame my Petunia this weekend! :eek: i said he could but i'd be hanging his testicles around the rear view mirror :violent

:lolHi Mama.....deflame...deflower...:lol[/QUOTE]LMAO :lol
wow, for once i didn't even TRY to be raunchy.. it's deeply ingrained now
:p

[chels012002]

So the thread died!

[Bull_11]

Hey, Chels! ;)

[chels012002]

Hey, Chels! ;)
Hey Brian baby whats up?:evil

[PedroPSK]

hey everyone! I'm here!! (for a little while)
:D

[Bull_11]

Hey Brian baby whats up?:evil
Nothing much, how YOU doin' today, Chels!?

[PedroPSK]

hey brian, hey chelsie

[OklahomaMama]

So the thread died!all riiiight! now i can join the Uplift Mofo Thread Killah Club
*snaps*
:lol

[chels012002]

hey everyone! I'm here!! (for a little while)
:D
Hey Pedro you sexy man whats up?

Nothing much, how YOU doin' today, Chels!?
I am alright! My eyes are killing me cause I keep forgetting to take them out when I go to sleep. Other than that OMG I am wonderful!

[chels012002]

all riiiight! now i can join the Uplift Mofo Thread Killah Club
*snaps*
:lol
Yeah mama it died for a while!

[MAM2STEPN]

hey everyone! I'm here!! (for a little while)
:DHi Pedro, how's it hangin' today?:evil

[PedroPSK]

crap! meeting - brb!

[OklahomaMama]

PEDRO BABY!!!

you wearing your Velcro today, darlin?
:D

whip it out! LOL

[save me]

I had to take a temperament test for a seminar earlier this week.
Turns out I'm a very outgoing, intuitive, warm person! I seek possibilities rather than facts...and I love new projects.
Wow...I wanna get to know my self better! ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

crap! meeting - brb!Ahhhh....you big tease!!!!!;)

[OklahomaMama]

I had to take a temperament test for a seminar earlier this week.
Turns out I'm a very outgoing, intuitive, warm person! I seek possibilities rather than facts...and I love new projects.
Wow...I wanna get to know my self better! ;)hi kerry! :bounce
*waves madly*
i haven't seen you for a long time, how are you?
:hug

[save me]

OH HOLY SHIT...sorry folks..didn't backread!

[chels012002]

Ahhhh....you big tease!!!!!;)
no shit he got me all excited and then ran off! but Brian is still here lets take advantage of him!

[OklahomaMama]

OH HOLY SHIT...sorry folks..didn't backread!:lol
that's ok... you'll get in the groove soon
:hug

[save me]

hi kerry! :bounce
*waves madly*
i haven't seen you for a long time, how are you?
:hug

I'm fine...taking a break from the daily grind...just thought I'd stop by!

[save me]

Apparently hormones are raging today (here in nDMB)...I don't know whether to laugh or masterbate...or maybe both!

[il bacio dolce]

Oh. That sounds like a cure for mid-day boredom.

[MAM2STEPN]

no shit he got me all excited and then ran off! but Brian is still here lets take advantage of him!Ohhhhh Brian come out, come out where ever you are!!!!;) Where's the Beef!!!!!!!! (I couldn't resist doing that!!):lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol well, it's sure nice to see you again, Kerry :)
laugh or masturbate... why not do BOTH?
:D

[save me]

hmmm...needing some inspiration
DAVE,
Porn,
or imagination?

pick your poison!

Let your fingers do the walking ;)

[chels012002]

Ohhhhh Brian come out, come out where ever you are!!!!;) Where's the Beef!!!!!!!! (I couldn't resist doing that!!):lol
Yeah what happened to beefy too? Anywho! BRIAN BABY LETS GO!:hug

[gypsie]

Ok so far the count is at 6 different kinds of fudge but I am going to make two more unless I can come up with another type that won't be too icky - any suggestions:rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok so far the count is at 6 different kinds of fudge but I am going to make two more unless I can come up with another type that won't be too icky - any suggestions:rolleyes:mmmmmm......chocolate!!!!

[Red_41]

In a purple velour suit with a big matching hat with white trim on the edge, platform shoes with fish in the heels and big bright gold chain with teeth to match:lol don't forget that Noella is 5'2" with red hair
:lol I don't know if your imagination impresses me or scares the bejeesus out of me more :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey everyone. I'm drunk :)

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey everyone. I'm drunk :)Well thanks for sharing!! What time is it where you are at?

[Beefsteak1138]

Well thanks for sharing!! What time is it where you are at?
3:14pm

[Red_41]

Whoooo hooo ... You drunk Sean? Wounded Prey !!! Yee haa :evil

[Red_41]

Hey Mary Ann! :bounce *tips purple fedora and trips over fish filled platform shoes*

[Beefsteak1138]

Whoooo hooo ... You drunk Sean? Wounded Prey !!! Yee haa :evil
Feel free to take advantage of me at will.

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol I don't know if your imagination impresses me or scares the bejeesus out of me more :lolHi Noella, the image of you driving your pimp mobile is engrained in my mind!!:lol How are you doing today?:bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

3:14pmDamn you started early!!! I like your style!!!:D

[Red_41]

Feel free to take advantage of me at will.
Duhhhhh ... like I've ever NOT felt free to take advantage of you at will? :rolleyes:

So what's the occasion for early drunkeness (not that you need one ... just curious)?

[gypsie]

:lol I don't know if your imagination impresses me or scares the bejeesus out of me more :lol

It's the reality of it that scares you
:eek: <--your face when you read that description
your thoughts when you read it: How does she know about that purple suit?

[MAM2STEPN]

Feel free to take advantage of me at will.As if we needed an invitation! You coming with me Noella?:evil

[gypsie]

Hey everyone. I'm drunk :)
Lucky - do you need a designated driver to take advantage of you:evil

[gypsie]

Hey Mary Ann! :bounce *tips purple fedora and trips over fish filled platform shoes*
LMAO - thanks for the visual:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

It's the reality of it that scares you
:eek: <--your face when you read that description
your thoughts when you read it: How does she know about that purple suit?Because she's wearing it!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!! Now I'm scared:eek: