Positive or Negative?

[OklahomaMama]

i just had a TOTALLY positive lunch hour :thumbsup
i made the green lights all the way to walmart, got a bitchin' parking space, there was nobody in the mail center and i shipped a big ass heavy box full of christmas presents to my baby sister in knoxville for under $18.00
i even had enuff time to treat myself to a wendy's single burger & a diet coke :thumbsup
oh, and there was no line getting back on the army base either!


why, i believe i'm getting all tingly in my happy place just thinking about my good fortune :D

[OlivePoet]

I agree getting drunk by yourself is not fun, and there is no one to hold your head over the toilet!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Morning Mama
;)hiya, Jamiebaby!
:hug

how are you today? :)

[OlivePoet]

I like my women how I like my fries.

Hot and with a red box.
:lol

Catsup, too? :p :freak

[OlivePoet]

i'm SPECIAL! :p

hell, i don't know... i just noticed when i checked my gmail this morning over on the left hand side was a link saying i had 6 gmail invites i could give out. i gave one to nick and one to a dude @ work.

i think someone at Google must have seen either my tongue or boobies :lol
No wonder I didn't get any! :lol

[fxblitz]

i just had a TOTALLY positive lunch hour
i made the green lights all the way to walmart, got a bitchin' parking space, there was nobody in the mail center and i shipped a big ass heavy box full of christmas presents to my baby sister in knoxville for under $18.00

i even had enuff time to treat myself to a wendy's single burger & a diet coke :thumbsup
oh, and there was no line getting back on the army base either!


why, i believe i'm getting all tingly in my happy place just thinking about my good fortune :D

Congratulations, I can't express how happy I am for you...green lights, cheap shipping, and good food, what else could you ask for?

[fxblitz]

hiya, Jamiebaby!
:hug

how are you today? :)

Doing well thanks!

[OlivePoet]

hmm... interesting
when i sit @ my desk with my feet up on the base of the chair (cuz i'm short and my feets don't reach the floor :lol )
How tall are you?

[OlivePoet]

why, i believe i'm getting all tingly in my happy place just thinking about my good fortune :D
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

How tall are you?5'2 1/2 "
but i just found out i'm prolly gonna lose at least that precious half inch when they remove the disc in my neck :eek:
ain't that a bitch??

[OlivePoet]

5'2 1/2 "
but i just found out i'm prolly gonna lose at least that precious half inch when they remove the disc in my neck :eek:
ain't that a bitch??
I had no idea you were so little! :p
You have such a powerful presence that I just assumed you were tall! :hug

You're boobies must look HUGE! :lol

[StumpyErin]

omg MAMA! Im 5'2'' too!? Wow...i also thought you were taller.

[Red_41]

I like my women how I like my fries.

Hot and with a red box.
Sounds like I fit the criteria beefy boy! Rrrrowwwrrr :evil

[Red_41]

Congratulations, I can't express how happy I am for you...green lights, cheap shipping, and good food, what else could you ask for?
I can think of one or two things :evil

[Red_41]

omg MAMA! Im 5'2'' too!? Wow...i also thought you were taller.
Me TOOO! 5'2" exactly ... wellll, actually, 5' 1 3/4" :o

[Red_41]

Helloooooo ... *echoes* ... I guess I'm the thread killer today hunh?

*skulks away in shame*

[MAM2STEPN]

Helloooooo ... *echoes* ... I guess I'm the thread killer today hunh?

*skulks away in shame*Hi Noella!!!!! No don't go away........:bounce I gotta go back read

[chels012002]

Wow you all make me feel like I am a giant

[Red_41]

Hi Noella!!!!! No don't go away........:bounce I gotta go back read
You betcha ... standing by Maam! :D

[fxblitz]

I can think of one or two things :evil

Yeah that is probably true, but not all on your lunch hour!

[fxblitz]

Wow you all make me feel like I am a giant

How tall are you?

[chels012002]

5'8"

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol

Catsup, too? :p :freak
nope, Pussy-up.

Ok, that was really bad.

[MAM2STEPN]

you know the only bad thing about just shacking up with him for all these years?
he has screwed me out of 19 anniversary gifts! :violent
sumbitch!!!!


:lolThe man owes you big time!!!!!:D

[OklahomaMama]

omg MAMA! Im 5'2'' too!? Wow...i also thought you were taller.:lol i feel taller
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Me TOOO! 5'2" exactly ... wellll, actually, 5' 1 3/4" :onow see? i thought YOU were taller :p

[OklahomaMama]

Wow you all make me feel like I am a gianthow tall are you, Chels?

[MAM2STEPN]

OUCH!:ugh: We are supposed to support each other no matter the type of bullshit that is being thrown around:(Sorrrrrrrrry!!!! But you know Beefy is just so yummy we all have to have a bite!!!!!:evil He's a regualar whore!

[OklahomaMama]

nope, Pussy-up.

Ok, that was really bad.i love it! i'm saying that instead of CATsup from now on
:D

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm 5'11" and have small boobs.

[OklahomaMama]

The man owes you big time!!!!!:Dyeah huh! (it's an okie phrase meaning "i agree absolutely) :lol

oh well, that's 19 less presents i have to give him




















and by "presents" i mean anal sex
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

I'm 5'11" and have small boobs.so.... you DON'T need a Mansiere?
:p

[chels012002]

I am 5'8" abd have big boobs! lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Sorrrrrrrrry!!!! But you know Beefy is just so yummy we all have to have a bite!!!!!:evil He's a regualar whore!
There's plenty to go around.

[Beefsteak1138]

so.... you DON'T need a Mansiere?
:p
No, just underwear with an extra-large crotch region.

[gypsie]

Hey!
Two sleeping babies!!!!:bounce

I will be here for a big bit(as Evan would say)
Time for some backreadin':hug

[gypsie]

Crisis over. The smack was layed down in true Beef fashion.
:rolleyes:

THat is a hot visual - Beef gettin' all loud over the phone, breathing all heavy
It's even better after that hot picture you posted earlier:evil :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I will be here for a big tit
Chels can help you out with that.

;)

[gypsie]

Sounds like I fit the criteria beefy boy! Rrrrowwwrrr :evil
:lol :lol

[chels012002]

yeah my tits are huge for me and even when I weighed next to nothing they were still the same size.

[gypsie]

Yeah that is probably true, but not all on your lunch hour!
Nothing wrong with a little afternoon delight:evil

[OklahomaMama]

No, just underwear with an extra-large crotch region.kinda like this? :evil
http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46499/dj-2316-01-02.jpg

[gypsie]

I'm 5'11" and have small boobs.
No man boobs?!:eek:
Why am I wasting my time with you then?:evil

[gypsie]

Chels can help you out with that.

;)
No help neccessary I too am blessed by the boobie fairy :angel

[Beefsteak1138]

kinda like this? :evil
http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46499/dj-2316-01-02.jpg
:ugh: :ugh:

Too small.

[Red_41]

OK ... I'm back ... damn job again :ugh:

So Kel ... You know how I was talking about the weather around here? ... Well, this morning we had freezing rain, at lunch time it was raining ... now it's snowing! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

No help neccessary I too am blessed by the boobie fairy :angel
My favorite of all the fairies.

[gypsie]

OK ... I'm back ... damn job again :ugh:

So Kel ... You know how I was talking about the weather around here? ... Well, this morning we had freezing rain, at lunch time it was raining ... now it's snowing! :lol
It's sunny and in the mid 60's here today - I can't believe it's December:cool:

[gypsie]

My favorite of all the fairies.
You have a favorite fairy?!:ugh:

[gypsie]

Mmmmm....Chocolate chip, cherry, bananna, nut, wheat bread - yum:D

[chels012002]

It's sunny and in the mid 60's here today - I can't believe it's December:cool:
Its sunny for the first time in a week and 62 here.

[Red_41]

OK ... So WHY do I live here again? ... Oh yeah, so I can say EH as much as I want and no one notices! :lol

[gypsie]

Its sunny for the first time in a week and 62 here.(sarcasm) Shutup!:D you live in Arizona. The weather is always perfect.
You don't even have daylight savings out there do you?

[Beefsteak1138]

You have a favorite fairy?!:ugh:
The boobie fairy is very dear to my heart.

[gypsie]

OK ... So WHY do I live here again? ... Oh yeah, so I can say EH as much as I want and no one notices! :lol
I told you!:devil
You live there to make enough money and connections for the future of the commune of Davism:BANG


























EH?!:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

OK ... So WHY do I live here again? ... Oh yeah, so I can say EH as much as I want and no one notices! :lol
....and drink Molson and Pabst Blue Ribbons.

[chels012002]

(sarcasm) Shutup!:D you live in Arizona. The weather is always perfect.
You don't even have daylight savings out there do you?
Nope we dont have to touch our clocks

[Red_41]

I told you!:devil
You live there to make enough money and connections for the future of the commune of Davism:BANG
EH?!:lol
WISEASS

Oh yeah ... I forgot ... gotta plan a trip to scout out some locations in Colorado! :D

[Red_41]

....and drink Molson and Pabst Blue Ribbons.Molson's definitely Labbatt's fer sure ... but Pabst Blue whaaaa?? :confused: That's an American brand my friend. :D

[gypsie]

WISEASS

Oh yeah ... I forgot ... gotta plan a trip to scout out some locations in Colorado! :D
You love it!!!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Nope we dont have to touch our clocksso... that gives you more time to touch other things? :p

[gypsie]

Nope we dont have to touch our clocks
No seasonal affect disorder out there, huh.:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

so... that gives you more time to touch other things? :p
I like your response much better:evil

[Red_41]

You love it!!!:evil
Awe shucks ... *kicks floor with toe* .... ya know I do! :D








OK, time for a little dancin' :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

Molson's definitely Labbatt's fer sure ... but Pabst Blue whaaaa?? :confused: That's an American brand my friend. :D
Whoops, that what I was thinking of. They all taste like piss anyway.

[Red_41]

Whoops, that what I was thinking of. They all taste like piss anyway.
Oh yeah? :violent You're playin with fire when you start messin with good Canadian brew :twak

So what, may I ask MR. SMARTASS SMALL BOOBS kind of beer do you drink?

[chels012002]

so... that gives you more time to touch other things? :p
Oh yeah and you better believe Ryan loves that! :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Don't you hate it when your job interferes with your posting !!! :ugh: :)Damn right - we have our priorities!:D

[chels012002]

No seasonal affect disorder out there, huh.:rolleyes:
Yeah we rule!

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh yeah? :violent You're playin with fire when you start messin with good Canadian brew :twak

So what, may I ask MR. SMARTASS SMALL BOOBS kind of beer do you drink?
I brew and drink my own beer Ms. "I think canadian beer is good, even though it tastes like dirty butt"

Canadian beer: :banned
My beer: :multi

[gypsie]

Awe shucks ... *kicks floor with toe* .... ya know I do! :D
OK, time for a little dancin' :monkey
You go on with yo bad self girlly!!!:bounce

[Red_41]

I brew and drink my own beer Ms. "I think canadian beer is good, even though it tastes like dirty butt"

Canadian beer: :banned
My beer: :multi
Well don't you think you're special Mr. homemade weakass beerdrinker that I could drink under the table Beef Brisket. :monkey



Keith's Rules :bounce

[gypsie]

MR. SMARTASS SMALL BOOBS kind of beer do you drink?
He doesn't drink beer he drinks girl drinks with the boob fairy - duh:lol

[gypsie]

I brew and drink my own beer Ms. "I think canadian beer is good, even though it tastes like dirty butt"

Canadian beer: :banned
My beer: :multi
And by 'my beer' he means man juice;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Well don't you think you're special Mr. homemade weakass beerdrinker that I could drink under the table Beef Brisket. :monkey



Keith's Rules :bounce
You could do something to me under the table, but drinking is not one of them.

[Red_41]

He doesn't drink beer he drinks girl drinks with the boob fairy - duh:lol
Yahhh ... what she said ... EH!!!!! :lol

I'm still dancin' :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

He doesn't drink beer he drinks girl drinks with the boob fairy - duh:lol
:twak

:violent

:mad:

[MAM2STEPN]

yeah huh! (it's an okie phrase meaning "i agree absolutely) :lol

oh well, that's 19 less presents i have to give him




















and by "presents" i mean anal sex
:lol:lol :lol :lol :lol

[chels012002]

:multi :bounce :evil :monkey :p

[gypsie]

Yahhh ... what she said ... EH!!!!! :lol

I'm still dancin' :monkey
I love it when you talk canadian:lol :monkey More dancin'

[fxblitz]

Positive: This Chipotle is delicous

Negative: Had to wait in line for 25 minutes to get it!

[gypsie]

:twak

:violent

:mad:
Bring it on fairy lover!!!:twak

[Red_41]

You could do something to me under the table, but drinking is not one of them.
Any time sugah ... I like my men like I like my red wine robust and full bodied ... oh yeah ... and I like em fiesty too :D

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey!
Two sleeping babies!!!!:bounce

I will be here for a big bit(as Evan would say)
Time for some backreadin':hugDon't you just love naptime:bounce it gives you a chance to regain your sanity!:rolleyes:

[fxblitz]

I sense some tension in here!

[Beefsteak1138]

He doesn't drink beer he drinks girl drinks with the boob fairy - duh:lol
I drink girl drinks FROM the boob fairy. Her teats are full of daquiris and Vodka cranberries.

[MAM2STEPN]

kinda like this? :evil
http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/46/46499/dj-2316-01-02.jpgOooh,Ooooh Ooooh Can I have one of those?:evil

[Red_41]

And by 'my beer' he means man juice;)
:lol :lol :lol

You are on FIRE today woman! :thumbsup :monkey

[fxblitz]

Ok I will just be over here talking to myself...Hi guys :)

[chels012002]

I am so bored! I need someone to play with!!

[gypsie]

Don't you just love naptime:bounce it gives you a chance to regain your sanity!:rolleyes:
Rarely do I have 2 out at once.
Evan is way past naptime:devil

[MAM2STEPN]

so... that gives you more time to touch other things? :pGod I love how your mind works woman!:evil

[gypsie]

I drink girl drinks FROM the boob fairy. Her teats are full of daquiris and Vodka cranberries.
Uh - :eek: :ugh:

[Beefsteak1138]

Bring it on fairy lover!!!:twak
Its on Biotch!!!!!

[Red_41]

Hi Jamie ... Hi Chelsie !!! *waves* ... How y'all doin' today? :hug

Sorry, I've been busy beating up on Beefy :lol

[gypsie]

:lol :lol :lol

You are on FIRE today woman! :thumbsup :monkey
That's because you are here to stoke it up baby:evil :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

Sorry, I've been busy beating up on Beefy :lol
:violent

just kidding, I like it rough.

[MAM2STEPN]

I sense some tension in here!Sexual tension:BANG

[gypsie]

Its on Biotch!!!!!
This should make for some really good sex:evil

*crakcs bullwhip pulls up thigh high patent leather boots*

C'mon!!! show me watcha got!!!!

[chels012002]

Hi Jamie ... Hi Chelsie !!! *waves* ... How y'all doin' today? :hug
hey girly:hug I am good how are you?

[fxblitz]

Sexual tension:BANG

Yeah me too

[gypsie]

Hi Jamie ... Hi Chelsie !!! *waves* ... How y'all doin' today? :hug

Sorry, I've been busy beating up on Beefy :lol

Hey peeps!:hug
My apologies for the rudeness I have some beef business to take care of, you understand I hope:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

I am so bored! I need someone to play with!!Hi Chelsie, how are you doing today?:)

[Beefsteak1138]

This should make for some really good sex:evil

*crakcs bullwhip pulls up thigh high patent leather boots*

C'mon!!! show me watcha got!!!!
*Takes out nipple clamps

How do like them apples?

[fxblitz]

Hey peeps!:hug
My apologies for the rudeness I have some beef business to take care of, you understand I hope:hug

I understand no problem!!

:D

[StumpyErin]

Hello You Douch-Bags. I figured I would go all out and say hello in the biggest size font possible. Speaking of Douch-Bags...has anyone here heard the new Snoop Dog song?!

I think it sounds like shit. I don't even think the background beat is remotley catchy....but that's just me....and this is just my two cents.





.oNe.

[gypsie]

Sexual tension:BANG
Always!!!:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey peeps!:hug
My apologies for the rudeness I have some beef business to take care of, you understand I hope:hugHey girl you realize that you've been manipulated into some makeup sex (or was that your plan all along:rolleyes: :evil )

[chels012002]

Hi Chelsie, how are you doing today?:)
I am doing better than yesterday! Thank you for asking!

How are you doing?

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello You Douch-Bags. I figured I would go all out and say hello in the biggest size font possible. Speaking of Douch-Bags...has anyone here heard the new Snoop Dog song?!

I think it sounds like shit. I don't even think the background beat is remotley catchy....but that's just me....and this is just my two cents.





.oNe.
:ugh: :confused:

[Red_41]

hey girly:hug I am good how are you?
I'm doing great! ... Now that I've worked out my frustrations on Beefy, I'm all relaxed and purrrrrrring like a kitten :D

Are you gonna see Ryan again soon? :angel

[gypsie]

*Takes out nipple clamps

How do like them apples?

Like to see you get those on me

*hand cuffs Beefs hand to his desk and turns on him with the clamps*

A-ha!! How do you like those apples?!:lol :evil

[StumpyErin]

i call everyone douch-bags...dont take it the wrong way.....it's just a phrase me and my friends up here say all the time.

ANYWAYS - who's handcuffing WHO!?!?!?!

[fxblitz]

Like to see you get those on me

*hand cuffs Beefs hand to his desk and turns on him with the clamps*

A-ha!! How do you like those apples?!:lol :evil

You guys like it rough, I prefer gentle activities.

[gypsie]

Hey girl you realize that you've been manipulated into some makeup sex (or was that your plan all along:rolleyes: :evil )
You are a woman you know the deal:evil :lol

[chels012002]

I'm doing great! ... Now that I've worked out my frustrations on Beefy, I'm all relaxed and purrrrrrring like a kitten :D

Are you gonna see Ryan again soon? :angel
I wanna be purring like a kitten BEEF!!!!

I don't know when I am going to get to see Ryan next. We talked about it last night and gave him my schedule so hopefully in the next couple days!

[fxblitz]

i call everyone douch-bags...dont take it the wrong way.....it's just a phrase me and my friends up here say all the time.

ANYWAYS - who's handcuffing WHO!?!?!?!

DB is a very useful word, I use it all the time too!

[gypsie]

You guys like it rough, I prefer gentle activities.
Then you aren't doing the rough stuff right;)

[Red_41]

Hey girl you realize that you've been manipulated into some makeup sex (or was that your plan all along:rolleyes: :evil )
You're pretty quick on the draw today too aren't ya my little philly? :D

[gypsie]

i call everyone douch-bags...dont take it the wrong way.....it's just a phrase me and my friends up here say all the time.

ANYWAYS - who's handcuffing WHO!?!?!?!
No offense but it's not the most attractive of words

not like biotch :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

I am doing better than yesterday! Thank you for asking!

How are you doing?I'm doing well, being totally amused by the cat fights:twak so who do you think is gonna win? My bet is on Noella and Kellie:multi

[StumpyErin]

DB is a very useful word, I use it all the time too!

rock on santa :cool: :D

[gypsie]

I'm doing well, being totally amused by the cat fights:twak so who do you think is gonna win? My bet is on Noella and Kellie:multi

That is because we have the power of the pussy!!!
:hug <---flexes those pussy muscles once again

[chels012002]

I'm doing well, being totally amused by the cat fights:twak so who do you think is gonna win? My bet is on Noella and Kellie:multi
Yeah cat fights!! They are fun! I think I will stay neutral cause I love everyone!!!

[MAM2STEPN]

You are a woman you know the deal:evil :lolGood strategic planning never hurt anyone:rolleyes: :evil

[fxblitz]

Then you aren't doing the rough stuff right;)

I guess I haven't ever tried it rough. I think I should, it sounds like you enjoy it!
:D

[gypsie]

Yeah cat fights!! They are fun! I think I will stay neutral cause I love everyone!!!
Who said I don't love everyone?:hug
I am just giving Beef exactly what he wants how he likes it:evil

[fxblitz]

rock on santa :cool: :D

Hell yeah!! :cool:

[Red_41]

I wanna be purring like a kitten BEEF!!!!

I don't know when I am going to get to see Ryan next. We talked about it last night and gave him my schedule so hopefully in the next couple days!
Sending hopeful positive vibes your way sweetie!

[gypsie]

Good strategic planning never hurt anyone:rolleyes: :evil
Stragtegic planning - :rolleyes: - I like that.
You are quite the words smith today:hug

[StumpyErin]

No offense but it's not the most attractive of words

not like biotch :lol
you've got a good point. then again...you always have good points. aiight biotch!

[MAM2STEPN]

You're pretty quick on the draw today too aren't ya my little philly? :DMums the word, I won't tell Beefy:D

[gypsie]

I guess I haven't ever tried it rough. I think I should, it sounds like you enjoy it!
:D

Most importantly I like variety:)

[chels012002]

Who said I don't love everyone?:hug
I am just giving Beef exactly what he wants how he likes it:evil
Yeah that is what i use Brian for! Man people need to not have outside lives so I can sit here and torture them!:lol

[Red_41]

I'm doing well, being totally amused by the cat fights:twak so who do you think is gonna win? My bet is on Noella and Kellie:multi
Yeah we are :monkey :D :monkey ... We'll have beefy tenderized, filetted and ready for the bbq any time now! :eek: :lol

[gypsie]

you've got a good point. then again...you always have good points. aiight biotch!
Much better!!;)

Biotch!!!:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Then you aren't doing the rough stuff right;)Kellie I think he is asking for a lesson:D

[chels012002]

Sending hopeful positive vibes your way sweetie!
Yeah I really hope I get to see Ryan cause it has been a week :(

[gypsie]

Yeah that is what i use Brian for! Man people need to not have outside lives so I can sit here and torture them!:lol
So true - sometimes I am lucky enough to torture Brian on AIM :rolleyes:

Good times

[chels012002]

So true - sometimes I am lucky enough to torture Brian on AIM :rolleyes:

Good times
I torture Brian on MSN all day long but sometimes it is more fun to do it with a crowd watching.

[gypsie]

Kellie I think he is asking for a lesson:D
For beginners I only give private lessons but I am sure we can arrange something:evil

[Red_41]

I torture Brian on MSN all day long but sometimes it is more fun to do it with a crowd watching.
That's why Beefy always has the camera rolling! :lol






OK folks ... I gotta brave the weather and drive home ... be back in a half hour or so.

Mwahhhhh!






Where is Beefy anyways ... I think we skeered him! :lol

[gypsie]

I torture Brian on MSN all day long but sometimes it is more fun to do it with a crowd watching.
I love being an exhibitionist.:thumbsup

Speaking of such acts - where is my biotch Beef?

*cracks whip*

[gypsie]

That's why Beefy always has the camera rolling! :lol






OK folks ... I gotta brave the weather and drive home ... be back in a half hour or so.

Mwahhhhh!






Where is Beefy anyways ... I think we skeered him! :lol
Mwaaahhhh!
I will be at the gym
See ya in the morning:hug

[chels012002]

So what beef took off?!

[gypsie]

So what beef took off?!

He couldn't handle Noella and I anymore.
He's still here - maybe if I take the ball gag off he'll join us again.:evil

[chels012002]

He couldn't handle Noella and I anymore.
He's still here - maybe if I take the ball gag off he'll join us again.:evil
yeah maybe ;) :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Sluts.

;)

and by sluts I mean, Whores.

[MAM2STEPN]

Yeah we are :monkey :D :monkey ... We'll have beefy tenderized, filetted and ready for the bbq any time now! :eek: :lolYum... sounds appetizing:evil

[gypsie]

Sluts.

;)

and by sluts I mean, Whores.
Ok biotch - you don't want me to put the ball gag back on do you:devil
*whips Beef in the ass with bullwhip*

[MAM2STEPN]

That's why Beefy always has the camera rolling! :lol






OK folks ... I gotta brave the weather and drive home ... be back in a half hour or so.

Mwahhhhh!






Where is Beefy anyways ... I think we skeered him! :loldrive safe sweetie!:hug

[chels012002]

Sluts.

;)

and by sluts I mean, Whores.
yeah you better get it straight!

[Beefsteak1138]

Ok biotch - you don't want me to put the ball gag back on do you:devil
*whips Beef in the ass with bullwhip*
Just try it see what happens.

something good, I'm sure.

[MAM2STEPN]

yeah you better get it straight!That's right, let him know who's boss!:violent

[MAM2STEPN]

Just try it see what happens.He's asking for it!:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

He's asking for it!:evil
Just make it quick, I leave work in 7 minutes.

[gypsie]

Just try it see what happens.

something good, I'm sure.
But make sure it takes 7 minutes - you know better then that.:evil
You will just have to stay in this lovely erotic position till I'm damn good and ready to finish you off

[MAM2STEPN]

Just make it quick, I leave work in 7 minutes.Come here big boy, there's no time to lose:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

But make sure it takes 7 minutes - you know better then that.:evil
In 7 minutes, we could do it 2 or three times. :devil

[chels012002]

That's right, let him know who's boss!:violent
You know I will!!!

[chels012002]

Just make it quick, I leave work in 7 minutes.
I can work my magic in 7 min's

[MAM2STEPN]

In 7 minutes, we could do it 2 or three times. :devilJust once is enough if you do it right!:BANG :evil

[gypsie]

In 7 minutes, we could do it 2 or three times. :devil
and your proud ofthat because.....:ugh:

[Beefsteak1138]

and your proud ofthat because.....:ugh:
Because there's sooooo many Whores, and soooooo little time.

[Beefsteak1138]

Just once is enough if you do it right!:BANG :evil
'twas a joke.


I gotta run, thank God...I'm feeling very overwhelmed in here today ;)

All of these sexy, ravenous Whores...I don't know what to do.

[chels012002]

Because there's sooooo many Whores, and soooooo little time.
so beefy likes the small amount of time he has to spend with each of us!

[gypsie]

'twas a joke.


I gotta run, thank God...I'm feeling very overwhelmed in here today ;)

All of these sexy, ravenous Whores...I don't know what to do.
Don't you worry I'll show you the ropes and the chains and the whips
Just come on over Beef I'll take care of you;) :evil

[gypsie]

Ok whores;)

I'm outta here I have some sugar to work off - see y'all in about 4 hours or so:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok whores;)

I'm outta here I have some sugar to work off - see y'all in about 4 hours or so:hugTake care sweetie and by the way your new avatar is adorable!:) :hug

[chels012002]

Bye Kellie have a good one I have to leave soon too!

[MAM2STEPN]

'twas a joke.


I gotta run, thank God...I'm feeling very overwhelmed in here today ;)

All of these sexy, ravenous Whores...I don't know what to do.Come back tomorrow and well show you what to do:evil

[chels012002]

It is really sad in here right now

[chels012002]

Yeah so I killed the thread!

[OklahomaMama]

:hug for Chelsie! :)

whoa, now THAT was some mighty fine backreadin' kids!

Mama is so proud of you all *sniff*





nipple clamps
:lol

[dmbfan#?]

How is everyone this evening?

[OklahomaMama]

How is everyone this evening?hey, nick! *waves*
how ya doin' homeboy?
:)

is it snowing in Cincy yet?

[dmbfan#?]

hey, nick! *waves*
how ya doin' homeboy?
:)

is it snowing in Cincy yet?
Hey Brenda *waves back* I'm doing alright. No it is not snowing yet. Supposedly it going to bad but I'll believe it when I see it.

How have you been?

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Brenda *waves back* I'm doing alright. No it is not snowing yet. Supposedly it going to bad but I'll believe it when I see it.

How have you been?really busy :(
a lot of soldiers are deploying this weekend so we've been jumping through our assholes to get their physicals done
but... the days are definitely not dull

i asked ya the other day.... does downtown Cincy still do it up right with displays and lights & stuff? i loved our "christmas walk" when i was a kid :)

[dmbfan#?]

Hate to do it but I got to run. Take care all and talk to ya later.

[dmbfan#?]

really busy :(
a lot of soldiers are deploying this weekend so we've been jumping through our assholes to get their physicals done
but... the days are definitely not dull

i asked ya the other day.... does downtown Cincy still do it up right with displays and lights & stuff? i loved our "christmas walk" when i was a kid :)
I answered ya. All physicals no time to backread eh? yeah it still gets pretty lit up. I'll try to get some pictures for you. I don't know if I can post them at work but if anything I'll email em or snail mail em.

[fxblitz]

Hey girls what do you think of this?

http://www.helzberg.com/hdsim/jsp/catalog.do?link=catalog&product_id=1603438&BV_SessionID=@@@@2133339049.1102544605@@@@&programId=&channelId=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&rootChannelName=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&BV_EngineID=ccckadddeegeimhcflgcefkdfkjdffj.0

[OlivePoet]

Hey girls what do you think of this?

http://www.helzberg.com/hdsim/jsp/catalog.do?link=catalog&product_id=1603438&BV_SessionID=@@@@2133339049.1102544605@@@@&programId=&channelId=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&rootChannelName=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&BV_EngineID=ccckadddeegeimhcflgcefkdfkjdffj.0
I think you're definately getting head for that! :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

Me TOOO! 5'2" exactly ... wellll, actually, 5' 1 3/4" :o
:eek:
I feel HUGE.

I'm just over 5'8"

[OlivePoet]

nope, Pussy-up.

Ok, that was really bad.
That was pretty bad.
I won't give ya a :lol for it, but I'll throw you a :p.

[OlivePoet]

I'm 5'11" and have small boobs.
OMG! We must have been separated at birth! :eek:

[fxblitz]

I think you're definately getting head for that! :thumbsup

Thanks, I just want to make sure it is a nice ring as I know nothing about these things!!

:o

[OlivePoet]

and by "presents" i mean anal sex
:thumbsup :lol

[OlivePoet]

You could do something to me under the table, but drinking is not one of them.
Are you taking applications for this position?

[OlivePoet]

Hello You Douch-Bags. I figured I would go all out and say hello in the biggest size font possible. Speaking of Douch-Bags...has anyone here heard the new Snoop Dog song?!

I think it sounds like shit. I don't even think the background beat is remotley catchy....but that's just me....and this is just my two cents.
.oNe.
Totally uncalled for!

[OlivePoet]

Thanks, I just want to make sure it is a nice ring as I know nothing about these things!!

:o
I think it's beautiful!

We haven't really had a chance to chat and meet. I'm Heater. :p
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Sluts.

;)

and by sluts I mean, Whores.
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OlivePoet]

:hug for Chelsie! :)

whoa, now THAT was some mighty fine backreadin' kids!

Mama is so proud of you all *sniff*

nipple clamps
:lol
:thumbsup
I second this post of pride!

[OlivePoet]

11 posts (including this one) on this page are mine.
There's only room for 30.
I need to chill. :p

[MAM2STEPN]

really busy :(
a lot of soldiers are deploying this weekend so we've been jumping through our assholes to get their physicals done
but... the days are definitely not dull

i asked ya the other day.... does downtown Cincy still do it up right with displays and lights & stuff? i loved our "christmas walk" when i was a kid :)Sad to hear about soldiers being deployed:( (I hate this stupid war) But on the positive side for you you get to take their shirts off:D (for the physicals that is:D ) Lucky you!!!!!:thumbsup

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey girls what do you think of this?

http://www.helzberg.com/hdsim/jsp/catalog.do?link=catalog&product_id=1603438&BV_SessionID=@@@@2133339049.1102544605@@@@&programId=&channelId=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&rootChannelName=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&BV_EngineID=ccckadddeegeimhcflgcefkdfkjdffj.0Very nice, who's the lucky girl?:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah so I killed the thread!
Nope, I left so you guys had no one left to pick on.

[MAM2STEPN]

Nope, I left so you guys had no one left to pick on.You mean no one to screw with:D :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

You mean no one to screw with:D :evil
Yeah, you said it better than me.

Its nice a relaxing in there now.

[OklahomaMama]

I answered ya. All physicals no time to backread eh? yeah it still gets pretty lit up. I'll try to get some pictures for you. I don't know if I can post them at work but if anything I'll email em or snail mail em.oh, that would be great! :)
my e-mail is: onesweetmama41@sbcglobal.net
thanks!
:)

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah, you said it better than me.

Its nice a relaxing in there now.
Damn, I must be worn out from earlier :rolleyes:

I meant, Its nice and relaxing in here now.

[OklahomaMama]

Hey girls what do you think of this?

http://www.helzberg.com/hdsim/jsp/catalog.do?link=catalog&product_id=1603438&BV_SessionID=@@@@2133339049.1102544605@@@@&programId=&channelId=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&rootChannelName=%2FCommerce+Navigation%2F%3C%21--B--%3EEngagement+%26+Wedding&BV_EngineID=ccckadddeegeimhcflgcefkdfkjdffj.0ooooo h! pretty! :thumbsup
i love those sapphires on the sides... very nice!

[fxblitz]

I think it's beautiful!

We haven't really had a chance to chat and meet. I'm Heater. :p
:bounce :multi :bounce

Howdy I am James, Jamie whatever you want to call me, Nice to meet you
:)

[OklahomaMama]

Howdy I am James, Jamie whatever you want to call me, Nice to meet you
:)watch her, jamie! she's just angling for that mighty fine ring!
:lol

[fxblitz]

Very nice, who's the lucky girl?:rolleyes:

That would be my girlfriend Nicole, we have been together for 4 years, just saving the money to buy it, Hard when I totalled my car recently!

[Beefsteak1138]

That would be my girlfriend Nicole, we have been together for 4 years, just saving the money to buy it, Hard when I totalled my car recently!
You don't need a car, all you need is love.

and a big ole' rock for your girlfriend.

[fxblitz]

watch her, jamie! she's just angling for that mighty fine ring!
:lol

Well, I don't think that will happen, but she can try!
:cool:

[OlivePoet]

watch her, jamie! she's just angling for that mighty fine ring!
:lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You don't need a car, all you need is love.

and a big ole' rock for your girlfriend.good answer! :cool:















jeez, you really ARE a girl, aren't you? :lol

;)

[fxblitz]

You don't need a car, all you need is love.

and a big ole' rock for your girlfriend.

That is true, I just got a new job to so I am in that overlapping pay window so hopefully sometime soon I can figure it out!

[OlivePoet]

jeez, you really ARE a girl, aren't you? :lol

;)
She's BeefPussy!

[Beefsteak1138]

good answer! :cool:



jeez, you really ARE a girl, aren't you? :lol

;)
Might as well be, I've been pussy-whipped enough. :D

[Beefsteak1138]

She's BeefPussy!
Hear me roar!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Might as well be, I've been pussy-whipped enough. :Dmodern sensitive man... thy name is Sean :p

[Beefsteak1138]

modern sensitive man... thy name is Sean :p
Thanks, that sounds better than pussy-whipped.

[fxblitz]

modern sensitive man... thy name is Sean :p

I am about the same we there Beef. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

i keep wanting to use a Governor Arnold voice and call you two GIRLIE MEN
but i like y'all too much
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

i keep wanting to use a Governor Arnold voice and call you two GIRLIE MEN
but i like y'all too much
:lol
Yeah, but like Hanz and Franz...

I'm here to PUMP.....YOU UP!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, but like Hanz and Franz...

I'm here to PUMP.....YOU UP!!!!:lol
this is why i adore you, Beefybaby... you whip out those replies before even MY dirty little mind can process them
:D

[MAM2STEPN]

Might as well be, I've been pussy-whipped enough. :DGood answer!!:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Mary Ann!!!
:bounce

how has your day been, sweetie?
:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

modern sensitive man... thy name is Sean :pOr we could just call him a metro-sexual:D

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
this is why i adore you, Beefybaby... you whip out those replies before even MY dirty little mind can process them
:D
;)

Now that I have at least minimally regained my masculinity, it is time for me to go.


* hopes no one realizes I'm leaving so I can go cook dinner.

[Red_41]

Damn, I must be worn out from earlier :rolleyes:

I meant, Its nice and relaxing in here now.
Here beefy beefy beefy .... cmere sweetie .... yooooo hooooo












So much for relaxation ..... I'm baaaackk

Mwa ha ha ha ha :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

hey, Mary Ann!!!
:bounce

how has your day been, sweetie?
:hugIt's been good!! Sounds like you had a very stimulating day;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Here beefy beefy beefy .... cmere sweetie .... yooooo hooooo


So much for relaxation ..... I'm baaaackk

Mwa ha ha ha ha :evil
*peers around corner, sees Noella with whip, heads for the hills.

[MAM2STEPN]

;)

Now that I have at least minimally regained my masculinity, it is time for me to go.


* hopes no one realizes I'm leaving so I can go cook dinner. You big tease:BANG And while you are fixing dinner I'll take a footlong with everything on it!:D :evil

[Red_41]

*peers around corner, sees Noella with whip, heads for the hills.

Were your spidey senses tingling .... or were you just anticipating my return? :D

[fxblitz]

Damnit I hate it when I get busy and miss a whole conversation...SHIT

[Beefsteak1138]

You big tease:BANG And while you are fixing dinner I'll take a footlong with everything on it!:D :evil
That can be arranged....

what qualifies as "everything"???

[MAM2STEPN]

That can be arranged....

what qualifies as "everything"???By everything I mean just you and me baby:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Were your spidey senses tingling .... or were you just anticipating my return? :D
My spidey senses were tingling

and by spidey senses I mean my boys.

[OklahomaMama]

It's been good!! Sounds like you had a very stimulating day;)omigosh! there was this guy i fell in lust with as soon as he took off his shirt... marbled abs, broad shoulders, tall (6'4") blonde, piercing blue eyes and this wicked Russian accent *tremble*
he was kinda flirty with me too *giggle*






then i noticed he was ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN MY SON!!!! :freak
what is WRONG with me??
:lol

[Red_41]

That can be arranged....

what qualifies as "everything"???


I have a hankering for a nicely seasoned steak sandwich ... rare please :evil






Hey Mary Ann ... Brenda ..... Jamie *waves with one hand while cracking whip with the other* :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

omigosh! there was this guy i fell in lust with as soon as he took off his shirt... marbled abs, broad shoulders, tall (6'4") blonde, piercing blue eyes and this wicked Russian accent *tremble*
he was kinda flirty with me too *giggle*

:lol
OMG11!!!!!! That was YOU!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Damnit I hate it when I get busy and miss a whole conversation...SHIT:p don't sweat it, Jamie... we all try to backread around here so we don't miss anything juicy
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Seriously, I gotta run now.

See you for coffee tomorrow morning

*flashes on the way out the door.

[MAM2STEPN]

omigosh! there was this guy i fell in lust with as soon as he took off his shirt... marbled abs, broad shoulders, tall (6'4") blonde, piercing blue eyes and this wicked Russian accent *tremble*
he was kinda flirty with me too *giggle*






then i noticed he was ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN MY SON!!!! :freak
what is WRONG with me??
:lolIt sounds like everything is still working as it should be you aren't dead woman!!!!:evil

[fxblitz]

:p don't sweat it, Jamie... we all try to backread around here so we don't miss anything juicy
:lol

I always miss the juicy stuff!! :devil

[Red_41]

omigosh! there was this guy i fell in lust with as soon as he took off his shirt... marbled abs, broad shoulders, tall (6'4") blonde, piercing blue eyes and this wicked Russian accent *tremble*
he was kinda flirty with me too *giggle*






then i noticed he was ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN MY SON!!!! :freak
what is WRONG with me??
:lol
Nothing's wrong with ya mama ... you just have a healthy libido!

One of my previous boyfriends was 12 years younger than me ... we realized that when he started school (grade 1), I graduated high school the same year :eek: . My friends have pretty much called me a cougar ever since :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Seriously, I gotta run now.

See you for coffee tomorrow morning

*flashes on the way out the door.Thanks for the peek - very nice!!!!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

bye, Beefybaby!


or should i call you Sergei? *bats eyelashes*
:p

[OklahomaMama]

ok, i just downloaded another christmas ringtone for my shitty little phone :p
now i have jingle pussy AND deck my balls
:lol

[fxblitz]

I see no problem with that Mama. Your only as young as the people you find attractive. :lol

[fxblitz]

ok, i just downloaded another christmas ringtone for my shitty little phone :p
now i have jingle pussy AND deck my balls
:lol

Deck my Balls I am going to sing that one when I get home!
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

I see no problem with that Mama. Your only as young as the people you find attractive. :lolthanks, jamie!
i do find myself muttering "DAMN why can't i be 22 again?" a lot lately :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Nothing's wrong with ya mama ... you just have a healthy libido!

One of my previous boyfriends was 12 years younger than me ... we realized that when he started school (grade 1), I graduated high school the same year :eek: . My friends have pretty much called me a cougar ever since :lola cougar??
:confused:
is that Canadian for "cradle robber"?
;)

[fxblitz]

thanks, jamie!
i do find myself muttering "DAMN why can't i be 22 again?" a lot lately :rolleyes:

Well I am not even to 22 yet so I hope it is all it is cracked up to be!

[OklahomaMama]

Well I am not even to 22 yet so I hope it is all it is cracked up to be!hmmm.... should i tell him it's all downhill after 21???




nah, let the young pup figure it out for himself!
;)

[fxblitz]

Why didn't anyone tell me I mispelled Santa (Sata) above my avatar?
What an Asshat I am SHEESSHH

[fxblitz]

hmmm.... should i tell him it's all downhill after 21???




nah, let the young pup figure it out for himself!
;)

I will keep an eye out for the downward slope!