Positive or Negative?

[OklahomaMama]

Why didn't anyone tell me I mispelled Santa (Sata) above my avatar?
What an Asshat I am SHEESSHHi did notice that earlier *sheepish grin* i was trying not to be all anal & shit and correct your spelling...
cuz that's something an old lady would do
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

I will keep an eye out for the downward slope!i'm kidding, you know!
i liked 30... i finally felt like a grown up then :)



and i've been going backwards ever since :D

[Nautiest_monkey]

New to thread, see some familiar faces

[fxblitz]

i did notice that earlier *sheepish grin* i was trying not to be all anal & shit and correct your spelling...
cuz that's something an old lady would do
:rolleyes:

I need to know things like that, if I have a buger hangin' let me know don't let me walk around all day with it like that...

:lol

[Red_41]

a cougar??
:confused:
is that Canadian for "cradle robber"?
;)

Pretty much :D


So I was watching Dr. Phil and it was Robyn talking about how to stay young looking ... she's really into Aloe Vera ... they interviewed this 86 year old lady named Edna that has an aloe vera farm in Lawton! ... Do you know who she is?

[OklahomaMama]

I need to know things like that, if I have a buger hangin' let me know don't let me walk around all day with it like that...

:loloh, that is too funny! my old man accuses me of that all the time :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

hmmm.... should i tell him it's all downhill after 21???




nah, let the young pup figure it out for himself!
;)Yeah...... didn't we have to find out the hard way:BANG

[fxblitz]

<--I fixed it!

[Red_41]

New to thread, see some familiar faces

Well hello there Mr. Monkey ... or may we call you Nautiest? :p

[fxblitz]

Yeah...... didn't we have to find out the hard way:BANG

I gues I will wait my turn!

Thanks for the warning though!
:thumbsup

[fxblitz]

Well hello there Mr. Monkey ... or may we call you Nautiest? :p

You are on a roll today RED sheesh, what's next?

[MAM2STEPN]

New to thread, see some familiar facesHi Bad Ass and welcome to the +/- thread:)

[Nautiest_monkey]

Well hello there Mr. Monkey ... or may we call you Nautiest? :p

You may call me whatever you see fit, I'm sure I've been called worse

[Red_41]

You are on a roll today RED sheesh, what's next?

Welllll ... since you asked .... Cmere young man ... let Aunty Red give you some candy ... mwaaa haa haa :evil








Hm mmmmm, I do seem to be especially frisky today .... I LIKE IT!



Time for another dance! :monkey

[fxblitz]

Hi Bad Ass and welcome to the +/- thread:)

You make it sound like a pregnancy test, is that what this is?

[fxblitz]

Welllll ... since you asked .... Cmere young man ... let Aunty Red give you some candy ... mwaaa haa haa :evil








Hm mmmmm, I do seem to be especially frisky today .... I LIKE IT!



Time for another dance! :monkey

I'll give you a dance you won't soon forget :evil

[Red_41]

You may call me whatever you see fit, I'm sure I've been called worse

Ahhh ... a challenge ... WELCOME! :D

[MAM2STEPN]

Pretty much :D


So I was watching Dr. Phil and it was Robyn talking about how to stay young looking ... she's really into Aloe Vera ... they interviewed this 86 year old lady named Edna that has an aloe vera farm in Lawton! ... Do you know who she is? I get home too late to watch Dr. Phil - so what does it say about Aloe Vera? On a different subject Noella when I was at the Gorge this summer I sold some extra tickets to someone and they gave me a $20.00 Canadian bill, is it worth anything? If you give me your address I'll send it to you, since I have no use for it:BANG

[Nautiest_monkey]

Ahhh ... a challenge ... WELCOME! :D

I didn't get to be Nauty by always being a nice guy or doing the right thing

[Red_41]

I'll give you a dance you won't soon forget :evil
You DO catch on quickly don't you? ... Excellllent *rubs hands together*

[Nautiest_monkey]

I get home too late to watch Dr. Phil - so what does it say about Aloe Vera? On a different subject Noella when I was at the Gorge this summer I sold some extra tickets to someone and they gave me a $20.00 Canadian bill, is it worth anything? If you give me your address I'll send it to you, since I have no use for it:BANG


1.00 american = 1.37 canadian

[MAM2STEPN]

You make it sound like a pregnancy test, is that what this is?Well....... things do get a bit heated up at times, so I guess pregnancy could be a result:rolleyes: :evil

[fxblitz]

You DO catch on quickly don't you? ... Excellllent *rubs hands together*

That I do.
You can't leave me out in the cold for too long, let me in on some of that heat! :cool:

[MAM2STEPN]

1.00 american = 1.37 canadianAre you Canadian? Or are you just very smart?:rolleyes:

[fxblitz]

Well....... things do get a bit heated up at times, so I guess pregnancy could be a result:rolleyes: :evil

Sounds ok to me just gotta make sure you have the protection :p

[Red_41]

I get home too late to watch Dr. Phil - so what does it say about Aloe Vera? On a different subject Noella when I was at the Gorge this summer I sold some extra tickets to someone and they gave me a $20.00 Canadian bill, is it worth anything? If you give me your address I'll send it to you, since I have no use for it:BANG
They actually make something called Aloe Power and Phil's wife takes a half a teaspoon in the morning and at night ... it's supposed to be good for your energy, detoxifying, bones, etc.

Your $20 Canadian is currently worth about $16.50 US ... save it for me and give it to me at Pussy Palooza! ... Or you can use it when you come visit some day soon :)








I'm gonna head out soon peeps ... as usual, it's been fun!




See y'all tomorrow.

:hugs

[fxblitz]

They actually make something called Aloe Power and Phil's wife takes a half a teaspoon in the morning and at night ... it's supposed to be good for your energy, detoxifying, bones, etc.

Your $20 Canadian is currently worth about $16.50 US ... save it for me and give it to me at Pussy Palooza! ... Or you can use it when you come visit some day soon :)

I'm gonna head out soon peeps ... as usual, it's been fun!




See y'all tomorrow.

:hugs

See ya tommorrow... Have a fun night...But not too much fun (if you know what I mean) :evil ....

[MAM2STEPN]

They actually make something called Aloe Power and Phil's wife takes a half a teaspoon in the morning and at night ... it's supposed to be good for your energy, detoxifying, bones, etc.

Your $20 Canadian is currently worth about $16.50 US ... save it for me and give it to me at Pussy Palooza! ... Or you can use it when you come visit some day soon :)








I'm gonna head out soon peeps ... as usual, it's been fun!




See y'all tomorrow.

:hugsTake care sweetie:hug

[Nautiest_monkey]

Are you Canadian? Or are you just very smart?:rolleyes:

I lived on a lake that bordered Canada and Thunder Bay was closer than Duluth. I did all my shopping there and maybe stopped by centerfolds;)

[fxblitz]

I lived on a lake that bordered Canada and Thunder Bay was closer than Duluth. I did all my shopping there and maybe stopped by centerfolds;)
I would like to visit Canada one of these days, looks like a beautiful place!

[Nautiest_monkey]

It's not bad. The place I was at in Minnesota was awesome. I got wasted and watched the northern lights atleast 5 times a week

[fxblitz]

Alright guys and gals I am outta here see you tommorrow morning. Anyone up for an AMer?

Night

[Nautiest_monkey]

Later man

[OklahomaMama]

New to thread, see some familiar faceshello there! :)
should i call you Naughty or Monkey?
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Pretty much :D


So I was watching Dr. Phil and it was Robyn talking about how to stay young looking ... she's really into Aloe Vera ... they interviewed this 86 year old lady named Edna that has an aloe vera farm in Lawton! ... Do you know who she is?oh yeah, i do! Edna Hennessee... she's a freakin' legend in Lawton

[OklahomaMama]

You make it sound like a pregnancy test, is that what this is?:lol
no one has said that before but good point!
we're just too fucking lazy to call it "the Positive/Negative thread"

[OklahomaMama]

Alright guys and gals I am outta here see you tommorrow morning. Anyone up for an AMer?

Nighti usually pop in for a quickie while i'm waiting for the coffee... see ya in the morning :)

[OklahomaMama]

ugh... i need to get back to Christmasizing my apartment
after all the bitching & moaning i did to get the shit up here, now i don't wanna deal with it :p

[gypsie]

:hug for Chelsie! :)

whoa, now THAT was some mighty fine backreadin' kids!

Mama is so proud of you all *sniff*





nipple clamps
:lol
I did it all for you Mama:hug

[gypsie]

[QUOTE=fxblitz]Hey girls what do you think of this?{QUOTE}



I think I am in love
*holds hand out in front of face and tries to imagine that ring on hand but with emeralds*:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

:eek:
I feel HUGE.

I'm just over 5'8"
You not that big :lol

I'm about 5'7"

[gypsie]

Nope, I left so you guys had no one left to pick on.
Weiney:p

[gypsie]

Damn, I must be worn out from earlier :rolleyes:

I meant, Its nice and relaxing in here now.
I won't take that personally or anything.:(

[gypsie]

i keep wanting to use a Governor Arnold voice and call you two GIRLIE MEN
but i like y'all too much
:lol
:lol

[gypsie]

omigosh! there was this guy i fell in lust with as soon as he took off his shirt... marbled abs, broad shoulders, tall (6'4") blonde, piercing blue eyes and this wicked Russian accent *tremble*
he was kinda flirty with me too *giggle*






then i noticed he was ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN MY SON!!!! :freak
what is WRONG with me??
:lol
Not a damn thing!!!
Nothing with a younger man with some extra stamina that is in the prime of his life. :monkey :evil

[gypsie]

Welllll ... since you asked .... Cmere young man ... let Aunty Red give you some candy ... mwaaa haa haa :evil



Hm mmmmm, I do seem to be especially frisky today .... I LIKE IT!



Time for another dance! :monkey
I like it too I hope it carries over to breakfast:evil :monkey

[gypsie]

Yeah I own this page:D ;)

Sorry I missed some good stuff.
I will see my coffee clutch in the am and probably only in the am - crazy day:hug till tomorrow, actually in about 5.5 hours :hug

[gypsie]

Good morning:hug

*wipes sleep out of squinty eyes*

Anyone around?

[Red_41]

Hey darlin! ... CLINK!
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

*yaaaaawn*
ew, morning breath! *covers mouth with hand*

morning! :D
my coffee is just getting started.... c'mon coffee!

[gypsie]

Hey ladies

How are you?

I am really tired so please excuse my lack of exuberance today:o

[Red_41]

Hey Brenda! :hug
Tried to leave ya with some interesting backreading last night .... Didja get all your decorations up?

[Red_41]

Oh Crap ... It's 20 degrees F with the windchill and the roads are all crusty and slippery :Ugh

[gypsie]

Oh Crap ... It's 20 degrees F with the windchill and the roads are all crusty and slippery :Ugh

Better stay home and take a bath - don't forget to call;)

[Red_41]

Hey ladies

How are you?

I am really tired so please excuse my lack of exuberance today:o
You were up pretty late last night hon :angel I started falling asleep on the sofa at around 10:30 so I just went up to bed and crashed.

[OklahomaMama]

i'm tired too... and today is going to be the day from hell @ work.... 8 treadmill stress tests and our supervisor is on leave til wednesday :BANG
the other girl is taking off 10 days when Kenda gets back, so no Christmas time off for me i guess :( it pisses me off because they planned all this while i was off @ thanksgiving. i (kinda) jokingly said "well, gosh... when do i get some christmas leave?" and kenda had the balls to say "you're leaving us for two months so you can take it then" grrrr!
[/rant]

where's my coffee, dammit?

[gypsie]

i'm tired too... and today is going to be the day from hell @ work.... 8 treadmill stress tests and our supervisor is on leave til wednesday :BANG
the other girl is taking off 10 days when Kenda gets back, so no Christmas time off for me i guess :( it pisses me off because they planned all this while i was off @ thanksgiving. i (kinda) jokingly said "well, gosh... when do i get some christmas leave?" and kenda had the balls to say "you're leaving us for two months so you can take it then" grrrr!
[/rant]

where's my coffee, dammit?

I am in no mood to hear about someone messing with my pussies:violent
Where is she?! Let me at her:twak

[gypsie]

You were up pretty late last night hon :angel I started falling asleep on the sofa at around 10:30 so I just went up to bed and crashed.
I decided to start mopping floors and straightening up around 10 last night.
I went to the gym for a few hours last night, when I cam home the puppy had chewed something up and I got yellled at:confused: so I had to burn some negative energy off

[Red_41]

*Grabs coat, gloves and chains for tires .... looks up quickest route to Okie*

I'm with ya girl ... keep em on the ropes t'ill I get there! :twak

[Red_41]

... and of course, it was YOUR FAULT that the PUPPY had chewed something up right? DUHHHHH .... It's the logic that men use that I've always appreciated *dripping with sarcasm*

[Red_41]

Where the hell did everyone go?????

[gypsie]

... and of course, it was YOUR FAULT that the PUPPY had chewed something up right? DUHHHHH .... It's the logic that men use that I've always appreciated *dripping with sarcasm*
Well yeah! It's my fault. :BANG
Anyone else have something they would like to blame me for?;)

[gypsie]

Where the hell did everyone go?????
Sorry I was talking to Bart.
I asked him if he noticed what I did around the house last night and he said 'Yeah you did alot. YOu made my coffee and set my car keys and mug by the pot':twak
Sorry just randomly venting.

[Red_41]

Maybe you should do like Beefy's wife and "slap his boys" :lol

[gypsie]

Maybe you should do like Beefy's wife and "slap his boys" :lol
Then I will have to hear him whine about it.
I am more likely to make him work harder to get what he wants;)

[Red_41]

Ah yes ... the power of the pussy ... YOU GO GIRL!

You'll have great motivation to work off the stress at the gym :angel

[OklahomaMama]

sorry, girls... the cats are running amok today
i guess all the christmas stuff is making them crazier than usual :p

i got everything except the tree done though :thumbsup

[Red_41]

I'm gonna have to run soon .... damn job ... and I'll have to scrape the frost n'shit off my car windows :(

[Beefsteak1138]

Maybe you should do like Beefy's wife and "slap his boys" :lol
If you do that, I'll come there and smack your girls (though, you may like that)

[Red_41]

If you do that, I'll come there and smack your girls (though, you may like that)WHEN WHEN ... My girls could use a good smacking! *quivers in anticipation*




G'morning beefy :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

WHEN WHEN ... My girls could use a good smacking! *quivers in anticipation*




G'morning beefy :evil
'morning!!!

*Smacks "the girls" with juuuuust the right amount of force.

[Bull_11]

Mornin' yall! Just poppin' in to say hi, quickly.

[il bacio dolce]

sorry, girls... the cats are running amok today
i guess all the christmas stuff is making them crazier than usual :p

i got everything except the tree done though :thumbsup
My tree is supposed to go up tomorrow night while I'm at work for some reason. :( Matts moms coming over but she can only do it tomorrow night.

[Beefsteak1138]

Did you all see the new announcement:

We've always had an entry in the Rules regarding Signatures, and the rule states that you must keep your signature length to a minimum. Lately, this rule seems to be getting ignored by many people. Signatures can be a simple name, email, or a small quote, to name some examples. When your signature is consistently much larger than your posts, that's a problem. Most people have acceptable signatures, but there are some who feel the need to take advantage of the privledge. Hint: Posting all 50 show dates you attended is overkill when there's a personal stats feature right on this site that you can link to in your sig if you so desire.

I like having signatures, and we're going to keep them. What we don't want to have to do is crank down on what you can do in them, banning colors, URLs, and the like. All we ask is that you use them wisely, and for the purposes they're meant for.

[OklahomaMama]

Did you all see the new announcement:yup... i am in compliance now






yeah, i'm a suck up! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

yup... i am in compliance now






yeah, i'm a suck up! :lol
I just removed my Ben F. quote, and I'll probably make my PP quote smaller. Hopefully that'll appease the powers that be.

[OlivePoet]

New sig! :bounce

I asked the random gals if it was any better for them.

Not hoping to start a fight or anything of the sort, just wanted to double check.

[Beefsteak1138]

New sig! :bounce

I asked the random gals if it was any better for them.

Not hoping to start a fight or anything of the sort, just wanted to double check.
They seem to have some animosity towards this thread, is that true or am I imagining things?

[OlivePoet]

They seem to have some animosity towards this thread, is that true or am I imagining things?
I agree, but I still don't know where it came from. :confused:

Oh well. I love you, Beef. And I love your beef.

[Beefsteak1138]

I agree, but I still don't know where it came from. :confused:

Oh well. I love you, Beef. And I love your beef.
As Patrick Swayze would say, "Ditto"

*except by "beef", I mean "boobies". ;)

[OlivePoet]

As Patrick Swayze would say, "Ditto"

*except by "beef", I mean "boobies". ;)
Well then I lucked out.

I'll have more beef to enjoy than you will boobie. :lol

[OlivePoet]

You're 2 away from 4K baby! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

Well then I lucked out.

I'll have more beef to enjoy than you will boobie. :lol
:lol I'm sure they're just fine.

You're 2 away from 4K baby!
:cool: I didn't even notice.

[Red_41]

SOOOOO ... is my new "reduced" sig an acceptable compromize do you think?




I look at it this way: Some people have so little control or self esteem in their own lives that they find it necessary to trample on the lives and/or enjoyment of others ... these people receive nothing but pity from me!

[Beefsteak1138]

SOOOOO ... is my new "reduced" sig an acceptable compromize do you think?




I look at it this way: Some people have so little control or self esteem in their own lives that they find it necessary to trample on the lives and/or enjoyment of others ... these people receive nothing but pity from me!
Looks festive, yet low-key to me.

I agree, you're ok if you realize that and don't let it bother you, which I don't.

[Red_41]

Looks festive, yet low-key to me.

I agree, you're ok if you realize that and don't let it bother you, which I don't.
Thanks cutie!
I'm havin kind of a crazy day at work today so I'll be poppin in :evil as often as I can :D

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks cutie!
I'm havin kind of a crazy day at work today so I'll be poppin in :evil as often as I can :D
Same here. Hope to catch you later.

[Barkeep]

New sig! :bounce

I asked the random gals if it was any better for them.

Not hoping to start a fight or anything of the sort, just wanted to double check.The funny thing was, as I was reading Matt's announcement on signatures yours was the first one to pop in my head. :lol :thumbsup

[gypsie]

They seem to have some animosity towards this thread, is that true or am I imagining things?
I make a point of staying out of there. Not that I have anything against anyone I just don't need anytype of extra negativity seaping into my life.:)
By the way I didn't realize that the pussies were the only ones with large colorfull signatures:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

well, fuck me hard in the ass! :violent

[OlivePoet]

The funny thing was, as I was reading Matt's announcement on signatures yours was the first one to pop in my head. :lol :thumbsup
:lol :lol
Excellent! :p

I think my sig still gets my junk across! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

well, fuck me hard in the ass! :violent
Oh, I like it when you control me! :p









No, really, what's wrong?

[gypsie]

well, fuck me hard in the ass! :violent
Now there's an invitation if ever I heard one!!!:lol

WHat's wrong sweetie?:hug

[OklahomaMama]

i'm hurting, my neck & shoulders are spasming and i'm just in a general overall foul fucking mood :mad: :mad: :mad:

i'll be back when i'm not being such a bitch, k?

[OlivePoet]

Now there's an invitation if ever I heard one!!!:lol

WHat's wrong sweetie?:hug
:lol I love that we both responded the same way! :p

[come&dancew/me]

Greetings Pussys and ROCs.

[OlivePoet]

i'm hurting, my neck & shoulders are spasming and i'm just in a general overall foul fucking mood :mad: :mad: :mad:

i'll be back when i'm not being such a bitch, k?
:hug :hug :hug

[gypsie]

i'm hurting, my neck & shoulders are spasming and i'm just in a general overall foul fucking mood :mad: :mad: :mad:

i'll be back when i'm not being such a bitch, k?
No stay bitchy Brenda can be fun too:hug

:bounce Hey Ali!!!!:bounce

Sorry I have to run too - be back much later - hugs to all

[OlivePoet]

Greetings Pussys and ROCs.
:bounce :multi :bounce

Hey!!!
:hug
I'm sad, I don't have much online time left. :(

E-mails? IMs? How can I chat with you? :p

[OlivePoet]

By online time, I meant Ant time.

[come&dancew/me]

:bounce :multi :bounce

Hey!!!
:hug
I'm sad, I don't have much online time left. :(

E-mails? IMs? How can I chat with you? :p
Hi! :hug :hug Email is ok. What IM do you have at work? The only one I've downloaded onto my dad's PC is MSN.

[OlivePoet]

Well screw this, ya'll ditched me! :p

[come&dancew/me]

No stay bitchy Brenda can be fun too:hug

:bounce Hey Ali!!!!:bounce

Sorry I have to run too - be back much later - hugs to all
Hi Kell! :hug Boo hoo! I show up and everyone leaves! :(

[come&dancew/me]

By online time, I meant Ant time.
:lol I gotcha. You dork. :p

[Nautiest_monkey]

Good morning all

[OklahomaMama]

ALLLIIIIIII!!!! :bounce
hey, i was thinking about you on the drive in to work today... call me on my cell this afternoon, willya?
:hug :angel :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Good morning allgood morning, :monkey
:)

[Nautiest_monkey]

:monkey right back at ya

[Barkeep]

Every now and then I'll try to back read and try to find out what all you pussies have been sayin'. I do have this to say about you all, you sure know how to use those smilies. It makes it harder to backread, but good efficient use ladies.

:bounce :multi :bounce :hug :angel :p :D

[OklahomaMama]

Every now and then I'll try to back read and try to find out what all you pussies have been sayin'. I do have this to say about you all, you sure know how to use those smilies. It makes it harder to backread, but good efficient use ladies.

:lol we're just very expressive... we can't help it! :D
:monkey :bounce :multi :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Bueller?

[MAM2STEPN]

Good morning everyone or should I say afternoon for you east coasters! Time to go get my groove on!







And by that I mean backread:rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

Bueller?Hey Beefy baby how's it hangin' today?:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Beefy baby how's it hangin' today?:rolleyes:
*checks

Well, its kinda cold here so I'd rather not say. How are you?

[fxblitz]

Hey you all how we doing today?

[MAM2STEPN]

I make a point of staying out of there. Not that I have anything against anyone I just don't need anytype of extra negativity seaping into my life.:)
By the way I didn't realize that the pussies were the only ones with large colorfull signatures:rolleyes:I'll be changing my sig too, once I finish backreading:rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

*checks

Well, its kinda cold here so I'd rather not say. How are you?Can you say SHRINKAGE:lol :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey you all how we doing today?Hi Jamie!!! How ya' doing today?

[Beefsteak1138]

Can you say SHRINKAGE:lol :lol
Its all better now that you're here.

[fxblitz]

Hi Jamie!!! How ya' doing today?

Not that great I have been at a nursing home for the last 3 hours, because my girlfriends grandpa is real sick! :(

[fxblitz]

I see we have picked up where we left off yesterday!

[Beefsteak1138]

I see we have picked up where we left off yesterday!
Its never-ending.

[fxblitz]

Seems like it!

[MAM2STEPN]

Its all better now that you're here.I'm here to please:D










and by that I mean get into my pants!:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm here to please:D


and by that I mean get into my pants!:evil
* hops right in.

Wow, you trimmed for me. ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

Not that great I have been at a nursing home for the last 3 hours, because my girlfriends grandpa is real sick! :(I'm sorry to hear that!:(

[chels012002]

Hello everyone!

[MAM2STEPN]

* hops right in.

Wow, you trimmed for me. ;)That's not all I plan to do for you....







I mean to you!:D

[MAM2STEPN]

Its never-ending.That's exactly why we keep "cumming ":evil back:D

[Beefsteak1138]

That's not all I plan to do for you....

I mean to you!:D

YAY!!! :multi

Now get started.

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello everyone!
Hey Chels.

[MAM2STEPN]

Hello everyone!Hi Chelsie!!:multi How are you doing today sweetie!! And how is your little one?

I got Beefy all primed up and ready to go!!!!:evil Would you care for a slice?:D

[thing4377]

Im here!!! Hello everybody!!! Sorry I haven't been around much but I have been busy tryin to get ready for this kid and I haven't been feelin too good the past few days! But anyways, I am here now!! So whats been goin on?

[MAM2STEPN]

Do you think my new sig will pass inspection?:rolleyes: Or do you think I need to scale it down some more?

[MAM2STEPN]

Im here!!! Hello everybody!!! Sorry I haven't been around much but I have been busy tryin to get ready for this kid and I haven't been feelin too good the past few days! But anyways, I am here now!! So whats been goin on?Christy!!!!!!!:multi :multi :multi You have been missed!!:( Sorry to hear you are not feeling well! Is it pregnancy related or something else?

[Beefsteak1138]

Do you think my new sig will pass inspection?:rolleyes: Or do you think I need to scale it down some more?
It has Beefy's seal of approval.

[chels012002]

Hey Beefy, Mary Ann and lil mama Christy :hug

[thing4377]

Christy!!!!!!!:multi :multi :multi You have been missed!!:( Sorry to hear you are not feeling well! Is it pregnancy related or something else?
:hug hey sweetie!! Trust me, all of you have been missed too, but you have been on my mind! I have been workin on my christmas cards!! It is pregnancy related :violent !! I am just SO FUCKIN READY!! I don't know I just kinda feel weird....:freak my lil bones can't tote this weight much longer!!




and for the record...I think your sig is PUUURRRRRFFFEEEECCTTT!!!

[thing4377]

Hey Beefy, Mary Ann and lil mama Christy :hug

:hug Hey sweet Chelsie girl!! How are you and that sweet lil angel of yours?:angel

[MAM2STEPN]

It has Beefy's seal of approval.And that is the only one that counts Beefy Baby!!!! yummmmm......:D

[chels012002]

:hug Hey sweet Chelsie girl!! How are you and that sweet lil angel of yours?:angel
I am good thank you! Trying to get my man to come out here to see me tonight! I am not sure it is even working but at least I am trying! Jordan is alright she is still rarely eating but she isnt thin so I guess I dont have to worry too much right now!

[Bull_11]

I am good thank you! Trying to get my man to come out here to see me tonight! I am not sure it is even working but at least I am trying! Jordan is alright she is still rarely eating but she isnt thin so I guess I dont have to worry too much right now!
I'll be over around 10 tonight! :D

[chels012002]

I'll be over around 10 tonight! :D
Yeah cummin to clean my pipes? I'll have the whips and chains!

[thing4377]

I'll be over around 10 tonight! :D

Brian!!!:bounce :bounce How are ya stranger???;)

[thing4377]

I am good thank you! Trying to get my man to come out here to see me tonight! I am not sure it is even working but at least I am trying! Jordan is alright she is still rarely eating but she isnt thin so I guess I dont have to worry too much right now!
Yeah, don't worry about it Chels. kids go thru those kind of phases...she will eat when she is hungry!! I promise she won't starve herself!:) And as far as your man, I love you Chels, but I am not so sure about this Ryan guy...whats up with him?

[Bull_11]

Yeah cummin to clean my pipes? I'll have the whips and chains!
That's right! I'll bring a few lenghts of pipe with me to ensure there's more than enough to complete the job!!

[Bull_11]

Brian!!!:bounce :bounce How are ya stranger???;)
Thingie!!! I'm good, how have you been? You need any pipe work done at your place? ;)

[angelces]

:lol sorry brenda, you know i love you but i saw this and you're the first person I thought of.

:lol http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/thumbs/goog_sm.gif

[Bull_11]

Angela's avatars are money!!!!

[thing4377]

Thingie!!! I'm good, how have you been? You need any pipe work done at your place? ;)

I am hangin in there darlin:rolleyes: !! Glad you are doin well, been missin ya!! And I need all kinds of work done at my place!!:evil

[thing4377]

Angela's avatars are money!!!!

WOW!!! That is a MAD HOT avatar!!!!:D

[chels012002]

That's right! I'll bring a few lenghts of pipe with me to ensure there's more than enough to complete the job!!
Oh baby!!

Christy can I IM you on AIM or yahoo?

[Bull_11]

I am hangin in there darlin:rolleyes: !! Glad you are doin well, been missin ya!! And I need all kinds of work done at my place!!:evil
Yeah, I've been missin' you too, Thingie! Things are pretty crazy at work right now. Not much time to hang out. :(

I'll be over right after I'm done tightening the pipes over at Chelsie's! :evil

[thing4377]

Oh baby!!

Christy can I IM you on AIM or yahoo?

IM me on Yahoo!!! memphisgulr1301 (memphisgurl1301@yahoo.com)

i am goin to lunch, I will be back in about an hour!!! :hug

[thing4377]

Yeah, I've been missin' you too, Thingie! Things are pretty crazy at work right now. Not much time to hang out. :(

I'll be over right after I'm done tightening the pipes over at Chelsie's! :evil:bounce yeah same here as far as work goes!! I am gettin ready to go to lunch, I have sent ya a few emails, hope you got 'em! I was tryin to make ya smile!! and make ya think of me!!:cool: I will be back in about an hour!!:hug

[Bull_11]

WOW!!! That is a MAD HOT avatar!!!!:D
I thought that was a pic of you! ;)

[Bull_11]

:bounce yeah same here as far as work goes!! I am gettin ready to go to lunch, I have sent ya a few emails, hope you got 'em! I was tryin to make ya smile!! and make ya think of me!!:cool: I will be back in about an hour!!:hug
Yup...got 'em! Thanks!

And of course I was thinking about you. Why, I was just thinking about you last night while I was... ....uhhhh, reading my emails!
and by "reading my emails" I mean...

[Bull_11]

Oh baby!!
I only ask that you arrange things to allow me easy access! I don't want anything to get in the way of me diving right in!!

[chels012002]

Yeah, I've been missin' you too, Thingie! Things are pretty crazy at work right now. Not much time to hang out. :(

I'll be over right after I'm done tightening the pipes over at Chelsie's! :evil
I will be looking foward to that Brian!

[angelces]

Angela's avatars are money!!!!
Thank you. :o :)

[chels012002]

I only ask that you arrange things to allow me easy access! I don't want anything to get in the way of me diving right in!!
I will do what I can to ensure easy access!

[Nautiest_monkey]

Does a day go by where we stay on topic??? I love it:)

[Bull_11]

Thank you. :o :)
Who do you get to take those pics? :D

[Bull_11]

Does a day go by where we stay on topic??? I love it:)
We're not on topic? I must be in the wrong forum then...

[angelces]

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

[Nautiest_monkey]

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

Can I tell him????

[angelces]

hush! :lol

[Bull_11]

I will do what I can to ensure easy access!
Damn, Chels! 1800?? You've become quite the little whore!

[Bull_11]

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.
As long as I get to be there for your next Avatar shoot, I don't mind! You can do with me what you want after that! ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

We're not on topic? I must be in the wrong forum then...
*looks for pussy references, sees about 134,933,303 of them

Yep, right forum.

[Bull_11]

*looks for pussy references, sees about 134,933,303 of them

Yep, right forum.
Whew...I thought I was lost there for a minute!

How ya been? I heard things were getting rough for you in here yesterday?

[Beefsteak1138]

Whew...I thought I was lost there for a minute!

How ya been? I heard things were getting rough for you in here yesterday?
I've been good, but yeah, yesterday was "interesting" to say the least.

[Bull_11]

I've been good, but yeah, yesterday was "interesting" to say the least.
What went down? Give me the 2 second version...

[chels012002]

Damn, Chels! 1800?? You've become quite the little whore!
Yeah I have become quite the whore ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

What went down? Give me the 2 second version...
I got called a girly-man then verbally abused for about an hour.

[Bull_11]

I got called a girly-man then verbally abused for about an hour.
Who called you that? Kellie?

[Beefsteak1138]

Who called you that? Kellie?
I don't remember exactly....it was all a blur. I think everyone called me that in some way or another.

[OlivePoet]

Not that great I have been at a nursing home for the last 3 hours, because my girlfriends grandpa is real sick! :(
:(
:hug's for you!

[OlivePoet]

Do you think my new sig will pass inspection?:rolleyes: Or do you think I need to scale it down some more?
If you could just go ahead and erase the rest of it and take out your avatar and location....shit, change your screenname to a single digit...that'd be greeaaaaaat.






:p
Kidding!

[MAM2STEPN]

I don't remember exactly....it was all a blur. I think everyone called me that in some way or another.Ahhhhh honey you know you loved every bit of it....... come here you want some more???:evil

[OlivePoet]

It has Beefy's seal of approval.
What's that? Like, a mushroom stamp? :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

If you could just go ahead and erase the rest of it and take out your avatar and location....shit, change your screenname to a single digit...that'd be greeaaaaaat.






:p
Kidding!You had me there for a while.....whew!!!!:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

:hug hey sweetie!! Trust me, all of you have been missed too, but you have been on my mind! I have been workin on my christmas cards!! It is pregnancy related :violent !! I am just SO FUCKIN READY!! I don't know I just kinda feel weird....:freak my lil bones can't tote this weight much longer!!
and for the record...I think your sig is PUUURRRRRFFFEEEECCTTT!!!
I LOVE that you left my quote in your sig! :hug

[OlivePoet]

:lol sorry brenda, you know i love you but i saw this and you're the first person I thought of.

:lol http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/thumbs/goog_sm.gif
:lol :lol :lol

[Red_41]

Ahhhhh honey you know you loved every bit of it....... come here you want some more???:evil
That right Mary Ann!

Don't listen to him Brian ... we had him begging .... for MORE ... He kept "saying" he was gonna leave ... but then just could bear to leave us!!! :D


Now cmere my big sirloin tip! Rowwwrrrrr *cracks whip*







Oh yeah! ... Hi Brian ... you wanna be next? :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Ahhhhh honey you know you loved every bit of it....... come here you want some more???:evil
True, true...I did. :evil

What's that? Like, a mushroom stamp?
:lol something like that.....

[OlivePoet]

You had me there for a while.....whew!!!!:rolleyes:
:lol :lol :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

What's that? Like, a mushroom stamp? :lolNo he means a nice big juicy.............. ummm steak, yeah steak:rolleyes: :evil

[OlivePoet]

:lol something like that.....
Hey! You gave Mary Ann credit for my quote! :p

[OlivePoet]

No he means a nice big juicy.............. ummm steak, yeah steak:rolleyes: :evil
Too bad I don't eat meat.




















Unless it's still attached.

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey! You gave Mary Ann credit for my quote! :p
Whoops....I pasted the wrong name!!! I guess you'll have to spank me as punishment.

[MAM2STEPN]

That right Mary Ann!

Don't listen to him Brian ... we had him begging .... for MORE ... He kept "saying" he was gonna leave ... but then just could bear to leave us!!! :D


Now cmere my big sirloin tip! Rowwwrrrrr *cracks whip*







Oh yeah! ... Hi Brian ... you wanna be next? :evilNoella!!!!! Hi there cougar!!! Don't worry he'll be back for seconds!!!!!:evil

[Red_41]

Unless it's still attached.
:eek:
:ugh:
:freak

















:lol :lol :lol

[Red_41]

Noella!!!!! Hi there cougar!!! Don't worry he'll be back for seconds!!!!!:evil
*curls up, retracts claws and licks paws* Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hi Mary Ann! How YOU doin sista? :D

[chels012002]

Wow I feel kinda like an outsider!

[Red_41]

Wow I feel kinda like an outsider!

*bounds over to Chelsie and licks her face with cougar tongue*


Hi sweetie? .... Hope you get to see Ryan tonight! :D

[OklahomaMama]

um... am i losing it??
everyone's sigs look fucking HUGE now... and they were normal sized this morning
:freak :confused: :ugh:

[Beefsteak1138]

um... am i losing it??
everyone's sigs look fucking HUGE now... and they were normal sized this morning
:freak :confused: :ugh:
Why does yours say "thappy holidays!t"???

[OlivePoet]

Whoops....I pasted the wrong name!!! I guess you'll have to spank me as punishment.


If by spank you mean blow...

[OlivePoet]

um... am i losing it??
everyone's sigs look fucking HUGE now... and they were normal sized this morning
:freak :confused: :ugh:
The only one that looks big to me still is Thingie's. :confused:

[MAM2STEPN]

Wow I feel kinda like an outsider!Hi Sweetie, you know you belong!!! Just jump right in........... the pools warm:D

[Beefsteak1138]

If by spank you mean blow...
I <3 you. ;)

[chels012002]

*bounds over to Chelsie and licks her face with cougar tongue*


Hi sweetie? .... Hope you get to see Ryan tonight! :D
ohhhh baby!

I hope I get to see Ryan too! I am trying to talk him into it right now!

[OklahomaMama]

Why does yours say "thappy holidays!t"???you don't see my snowflakes?? (copy & paste wingdings).... i see 'em
wierd!
but i actually kinda like the thound of thappy holidayth
ith tho thexy!
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

Here's some holiday cheer for you all.

[OlivePoet]

Why does yours say "thappy holidays!t"???
:confused:
She has snowflakes where you have "t."
I love the internet. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

you don't see my snowflakes?? (copy & paste wingdings).... i see 'em
wierd!
but i actually kinda like the thound of thappy holidayth
ith tho thexy!
:p
I guess it doesn't work in Firefox, looks cool in IE though.

[OlivePoet]

I <3 you. ;)
<3 <-----penis, right? :p

[chels012002]

Hi Sweetie, you know you belong!!! Just jump right in........... the pools warm:D
I always have a hard time finding a good place to jump in.

[OlivePoet]

Here's some holiday cheer for you all.
:lol
All I want for Jesusmas is to be watched. :p

[Beefsteak1138]

:confused:
She has snowflakes where you have "t."
I love the internet. :lol
Here.

[Beefsteak1138]

<3 <-----penis, right? :p
<3 = wanna screw.

[OlivePoet]

Here.
I understand what happened. ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

I always have a hard time finding a good place to jump in.All you need to do is ask Beefy to drop his pants.........that's a good place to jump in!:D

[Beefsteak1138]

I understand what happened. ;)
I know, I just though it would be funnier if there was a visual.

[OklahomaMama]

i don't understand... not everything is huge, just the sigs and where it says "antsmarching banner ad information" at the very top
?????


yeah, i know.. let it go, you anal retentive dingbat! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

All you need to do is ask Beefy to drop his pants.........that's a good place to jump in!:D
You don't have to ask, you know I always pre-drop them before entering this thread.

[OlivePoet]

<3 = wanna screw.
:lol :lol :lol
And to think of the many time I've used that without actually knowing what it meant. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

i don't understand... not everything is huge, just the sigs and where it says "antsmarching banner ad information" at the very top
?????


yeah, i know.. let it go, you anal retentive dingbat! :lol
:lol I thought you were joking or being sarcastic because of the new sig. announcement :lol

[OlivePoet]

i don't understand... not everything is huge, just the sigs and where it says "antsmarching banner ad information" at the very top
?????


yeah, i know.. let it go, you anal retentive dingbat! :lol
:lol You're computer is funny! :p

I <3 it. :lol

[chels012002]

All you need to do is ask Beefy to drop his pants.........that's a good place to jump in!:D
Alrighty then Beefy get over here! Drop yer pants and get to work ;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

I <3 it. :lol
:freak interesting.

[Bull_11]

That right Mary Ann!

Don't listen to him Brian ... we had him begging .... for MORE ... He kept "saying" he was gonna leave ... but then just could bear to leave us!!! :D


Now cmere my big sirloin tip! Rowwwrrrrr *cracks whip*







Oh yeah! ... Hi Brian ... you wanna be next? :evil
I think this is one I might want to steer clear of!!! :)

[OlivePoet]

:freak interesting.
:p









I <3 you.

[MAM2STEPN]

:freak interesting.I don't get it! I<3 :BANG

[chels012002]

Brian where are you at when I am needing someone to take advantage of?

[Bull_11]

Brian where are you at when I am needing someone to take advantage of?
*waves* Right Here!!! Use me and abuse me, Chels! ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I don't get it! I<3 :BANG
I <3 all my Pussies at the same time.

[chels012002]

*waves* Right Here!!! Use me and abuse me, Chels! ;)
We can always just start laying the pipe right now if you would like :evil

[Bull_11]

We can always just start laying the pipe right now if you would like :evil
Alright...just let me go get my tools, first!

[Beefsteak1138]

We can always just start laying the pipe right now if you would like :evil
I'm sorry, but I think of something else when I see "laying the pipe" and it ain't pretty.

[Bull_11]

I'm sorry, but I think of something else when I see "laying the pipe" and it ain't pretty.
Whatchew talkin' bout, Willis?

[Beefsteak1138]

Whatchew talkin' bout, Willis?
poopin' :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

Bye, time for me to go. Enjoy the pipe laying.

[chels012002]

Alright...just let me go get my tools, first!
I am pretty impatient!

[chels012002]

poopin' :monkey
gross beefy

[il bacio dolce]

Heater, now your sig is too hard to read. I know your signature is probably the one, if not one of the ones (I haven't noticed many others) that the new alert was about. Make it a bit bigger. Just a lil smaller than it was before. :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

:monkey :multi :monkey :multi

[OklahomaMama]

:lol I thought you were joking or being sarcastic because of the new sig. announcement :lolno, it really is huge... but i'm appreciating the shit out of the irony here!
:lol

the fonts on my home page are enormous too.... freaky!

[il bacio dolce]

I am baking peanut butter cookies for my class for tomorrow. :)

[Bull_11]

no, it really is huge... but i'm appreciating the shit out of the irony here!
:lol

the fonts on my home page are enormous too.... freaky!
Hey, Mama!!!!

[chels012002]

Its funny! This is the first year I havent been baking like crazy right now!

[Bull_11]

I am pretty impatient!
Here...juggle these in your mouth in the meantime!! :evil

[mrottondo]

I am baking peanut butter cookies for my class for tomorrow. :)
yummy! i want some

[gypsie]

Hey y'all!!!:hug Hope you've had a great day!!


Time for backreading

[chels012002]

Here...juggle these in your mouth in the meantime!! :evil
OK Brian baby. Anything else I can do?:evil

[chels012002]

Hey y'all!!!:hug Hope you've had a great day!!


Time for backreading
Hey Kellie Hunnie how are you doing?:hug

[gypsie]

Does a day go by where we stay on topic??? I love it:)
We are on topic this is all very positive conversation:evil :lol

[Bull_11]

Hey y'all!!!:hug Hope you've had a great day!!


Time for backreading
What's up, biotch!!?? :D

[gypsie]

I got called a girly-man then verbally abused for about an hour.
and you loved every moment of it.
By the way I don't think you can call it abuse if you enjoyed it - and you know you did:lol