Positive or Negative?

[thing4377]

Goodmornin Heater!!!!! How ya been sugar britches?

[OklahomaMama]

Just plain ole' coffee....good stuff.

....and you don't want to know what I initially thought your "mistletoe mocha" actually said.
yes i do!
:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

A whistling, you say? Let me take a look...




Damn, those pipes are clogged! What the hell did you stick in there?um.... nothing!
ok, look.... there may be a sex toy in there.... but i have NO idea how it got there! i swear!

[System]

welcome back tony

why thanks guys, good to be back

(nobody noticed i was back on today, i am sad)



wait, i forget i am too shallow to care

[OklahomaMama]

i like cherry coke and sun chips.. wait what are we talking about here?hi, chris! welcome! :)
we talk about ANYTHING positive in here



but it's mostly sex & food :lol
c'mon in and lay your troubles down.....

[OklahomaMama]

welcome back tony

why thanks guys, good to be back

(nobody noticed i was back on today, i am sad)



wait, i forget i am too shallow to carehey! i didn't see you, baby...
you KNOW i would have noticed you
:hug :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

\

So glad to know that your shit looks good:lol
*looks around for Heater*
:bounce :multi :bounce
:p

[OlivePoet]

OK ... so how did we get caught up in all the ASS references this morning? *keeps looking around for Heater* :lol
:lol

[jakeblues]

i dont know about all of this positive talk.. ur not taking me for a ride are ya?:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Awwww Mama!! People as sweet :angel as you should never be in pain!!! It just isn't right dammit!! I wuv you tooooo!!!!!:hugi just faxed a letter to my neurosurgeon whining about my latest complaint... peripheral neuropathy :(
if ya don't know what that is, it's a burning prickly sensation in your hands or feet


kinda like the clap
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

i dont know about all of this positive talk.. ur not taking me for a ride are ya?:rolleyes:joyride what?
;)

[OlivePoet]

damn, i can't find my reindeer antlers :(
[/random thought]
Wanna play soccer?
Was a chicken?
[/ADD] :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:bounce :multi :bounce
:phey, sugarpussy! :D

i love that you backread
MWAAAAH!
:hug

[OlivePoet]

which one of these pics should i use for my family Christmas card? :lol
:lol I think a collage of all three would be nice. :p

[jakeblues]

joyride what?
;)
:rolleyes: :D

[OlivePoet]

Mama...I like the 2nd one!! You look sweet and innocent!!!:angel
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Whew! Oh! :: wipes tear from eye :: THAT was funny! :lol






:p

[OlivePoet]

I've got Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper. It's a very vague taste.
Do they make that? Or did I miss a joke? :confused:

[OlivePoet]

Goodmornin Heater!!!!! How ya been sugar britches?
Yay! :bounce
You're still here!
I'm great! How are you feeling?

[OlivePoet]

welcome back tony

why thanks guys, good to be back

(nobody noticed i was back on today, i am sad)



wait, i forget i am too shallow to care
:lol Hi! :hug

[OlivePoet]

hey, sugarpussy! :D

i love that you backread
MWAAAAH!
:hug
I learned from the best. :p

[thing4377]

Yay! :bounce
You're still here!
I'm great! How are you feeling?
Better now!! Ive been missin you!! Glad you are GREAT!! I take it you are still blocked? Have you talked to Ali lately? Is she doin ok? They set the dates for Bonnaroo!!!! Jun 11- Jun 15!!!

[thing4377]

and yes Heater, that is the new Dr.P!! you didn't miss any jokes sweetie!

[OklahomaMama]

Wanna play soccer?
Was a chicken?
[/ADD] :loli found them & posted a pic of me wearing 'em
:p

[Bull_11]

:violent




;)
Ohh, the girly-man shows some anger!!!





Just messin' with ya

[thing4377]

Ohh, the girly-man shows some anger!!!



:lol

[thing4377]

So Brian, I am just wonderin, exactly how do you becum a registered pimp??

[jakeblues]

kellogg's was running a sweepstakes no more than 2 weeks ago.. all u had to do was send in the proof of purchase from ur fruit loops to "registered pimp sweepstakes"

[Bull_11]

So Brian, I am just wonderin, exactly how do you becum a registered pimp??
Typically you don't become one...you are born one! For those who are fortunate enough to achieve the status of "Registered PIMP" during their lifetime, they go through a very LENGTHY apprenticeship.


OK, enough of the shiznit...as long as you pass Mama's stamina and measurement test, you're in! ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

yes i do!
:bounce
Hey sugarpussy!!!

I thought it said "cameltoe mocha" My brain is soooo warped.

[Beefsteak1138]

Ohh, the girly-man shows some anger!!!





Just messin' with ya
I'll drop it, I don't wanna get PIMP-smacked.

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper is thuper-duper.

[Bull_11]

Hey sugarpussy!!!

I thought it said "cameltoe mocha" My brain is soooo warped.
I had to explain what "cameltoe" was to my mother-in-law and my wife's aunt the othere day. What a show that was!

[Beefsteak1138]

I had to explain what "cameltoe" was to my mother-in-law and my wife's aunt the othere day. What a show that was!
Just say that its a 'front wedgie'

[come&dancew/me]

Hey peeps! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Typically you don't become one...you are born one! For those who are fortunate enough to achieve the status of "Registered PIMP" during their lifetime, they go through a very LENGTHY apprenticeship.


OK, enough of the shiznit...as long as you pass Mama's stamina and measurement test, you're in! ;) :lol
the test is written....



and ORAL
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey peeps! :bounce
What up Ali-dizzle?

[OklahomaMama]

Hey peeps! :bounceALISON!!!!!! :bounce :multi :bounce

where have you BEEN, girlfriend??
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

I had to explain what "cameltoe" was to my mother-in-law and my wife's aunt the othere day. What a show that was!um, ok... what do you call it when a dude's package is all jammed up?



elephant toe? :lol
you know, cuz of the "trunk" 'n shit?



yeah, i suck

[come&dancew/me]

What up Ali-dizzle?
Ali-dizzle? I think I like that. I'm officially adopting that as my new nickname. :thumbsup

I'm actually sitting at the Saturn dealership waiting for my car to be done. Oil change. Not exciting stuff. hehe...I'm getting "serviced"

[thing4377]

Hey peeps! :bounce

:hug Hey Sweets!! I was askin about you earlier!! How ya been honey?:multi

[OklahomaMama]

Ali-dizzle? I think I like that. I'm officially adopting that as my new nickname. :thumbsup

I'm actually sitting at the Saturn dealership waiting for my car to be done. Oil change. Not exciting stuff. hehe...I'm getting "serviced"oil.... serviced... and NO hanky panky???

shit, i'd be looking for a new dealership :p

[come&dancew/me]

ALISON!!!!!! :bounce :multi :bounce

where have you BEEN, girlfriend??
:hug
I've been around, but not able to play online much. Unlike YOU all, I DONT have a job, so in my limited time online, I do job stuff! But today I have some time to play! For once, I actually hope that they don't get my car done. DAMN!!!! It's done. Gotta go! BBL... Kisses

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah, i suck
:thumbsup

[thing4377]

Typically you don't become one...you are born one! For those who are fortunate enough to achieve the status of "Registered PIMP" during their lifetime, they go through a very LENGTHY apprenticeship.


OK, enough of the shiznit...as long as you pass Mama's stamina and measurement test, you're in! ;)
:lol GREAT F'in ANSWER!!!! I love it!!:lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

Morning all

[OklahomaMama]

Originally Posted by OklahomaMama

yeah, i suck
:thumbsup:lol
fuck you!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Morning allgood morning! :)
how are you today?

[jakeblues]

goood morning

[Bull_11]

:lol GREAT F'in ANSWER!!!! I love it!!:lol
I can come up with 1 or 2 of them from time to time!

[Beefsteak1138]

[/i]
:lol
fuck you!
:lol
;)

You wish.

[thing4377]

I am outta here too peeps!!! I am goin to have lunch with my sweet baby girl at her day care for christmas!! I will be back in a lil while and then I will leave again to go to the doctor!! Bye Ali....miss ya bunches {{hugs, kisses, and lots of love to ya sweetie}}................make all of that for all of you!!!


MMWWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

goood morning
The morning's so good, you added an extra "o"

[OklahomaMama]

The morning's so good, you added an extra "o"you can always use an extra O
:evil

and goooood morning to you too, jakeblues! :)

[fxblitz]

Hey guys :)

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey guys :)
Whenever I see your username, it makes me think of someone just pounding on their keyboards....lsadlkjfsadldfjlasfj

[fxblitz]

Whenever I see your username, it makes me think of someone just pounding on their keyboards....lsadlkjfsadldfjlasfj

Whenever I see your username I get hungry :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

Hey guys :)*ahem* do i LOOK like a guy?
*stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
:p

[mrottondo]

uh oh Brenda is mad

[fxblitz]

*ahem* do i LOOK like a guy?
*stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
:p

I apologize mama, I didn't see you standing there, how are you today?
:angel

[OlivePoet]

Better now!! Ive been missin you!! Glad you are GREAT!! I take it you are still blocked? Have you talked to Ali lately? Is she doin ok? They set the dates for Bonnaroo!!!! Jun 11- Jun 15!!!
:hug
I was e-mailing with her yesterday actually! :p She seem alright. :)
I will definately be at Bonnaroo! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

and yes Heater, that is the new Dr.P!! you didn't miss any jokes sweetie!
Oh, good! I felt so out of the loop! :p

[Red_41]

uh oh Brenda is mad
Hey Marcelo!

Had such a good time yesterday you're back for more EH? (Yes, I AM Canadian)

*waves hands above head*

Hi everbody!

:hug

[OlivePoet]

I thought it said "cameltoe mocha" My brain is soooo warped.
:lol :lol :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hello all +/-

[OlivePoet]

Hey peeps! :bounce
:hug :hug :hug

[Red_41]

Hello all +/-
Hi Nautiest! Whatcha doin sweetie?

[OlivePoet]

you can always use an extra O
:evil
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

goood morning
:hug
Hi!

[fxblitz]

I think mama is mad at me :(

[OlivePoet]

I'm heading home for the day. See ya'll when I get there! :p

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hi Nautiest! Whatcha doin sweetie?


Listening to someone jabbering on in my ear

[fxblitz]

I'm heading home for the day. See ya'll when I get there! :p

Alright see ya Heater

[fxblitz]

Listening to someone jabbering on in my ear

Who?

[come&dancew/me]

Hi everyone...I'm back from Saturn. I got serviced. lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

Who?

An irate person, who just happens to be a moron

[OklahomaMama]

I think mama is mad at me :(no way, sugarbritches!
:hug & a smooch!

[fxblitz]

no way, sugarbritches!
:hug & a smooch!

Thanks, I was worried for a minute there, right back at ya.

[OklahomaMama]

:p
y'all will appreciate this lil story...
i'm in the mess hall getting a piece of baked chicken for lunch, right?
the guy behind the counter asks "breast or thigh" and i reply "i like dark meat"
he grinned at me real big and said "oh, goodie!"
(he was hispanic)


see? i'm a perv even when i don't mean to be! :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

Anyone checking out Oceans Twelve this evening?

[come&dancew/me]

Hi Mama! :hug It's "not-mad" me. Do you believe me? I know you do. Then take a few mins and call me tonight!!!

[OklahomaMama]

Hi Mama! :hug It's "not-mad" me. Do you believe me? I know you do. Then take a few mins and call me tonight!!!of course i do, darlin' :hug
what time?

[fxblitz]

:p
y'all will appreciate this lil story...
i'm in the mess hall getting a piece of baked chicken for lunch, right?
the guy behind the counter asks "breast or thigh" and i reply "i like dark meat"
he grinned at me real big and said "oh, goodie!"
(he was hispanic)


see? i'm a perv even when i don't mean to be! :lol

I probably would have said "that is up to you!"

[OklahomaMama]

I probably would have said "that is up to you!":lol i was so startled i didn't even have a snappy comeback (until i was walking back to my office, of course :rolleyes: )

[come&dancew/me]

of course i do, darlin' :hug
what time?
after nine

[OklahomaMama]

after ninesure, i can do that :)

[gypsie]

Lucky me - I am here at the same time as Ali!!!:bounce :hug
Time for some backreadin

[Beefsteak1138]

sure, i can do that :)
We all know you can do at least 9 inches

[Bull_11]

i'm in the mess hall getting a piece

You get yours, Mama!!!!

[fxblitz]

:lol i was so startled i didn't even have a snappy comeback (until i was walking back to my office, of course :rolleyes: )

I hate when I think of something snappy after the fact!

[OklahomaMama]

We all know you can do at least 9 inches:lol more if i relax my throat


















ooops! did i say that out loud? :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

Lucky me - I am here at the same time as Ali!!!:bounce :hug
Time for some backreadin
Ahmmm!

[OklahomaMama]

You get yours, Mama!!!!:lol
brat!

[Bull_11]

Ali!! How YOU doin', baby!?

[Bull_11]

:lol
brat!
I can't believe noone else picked up on that! Am I that big of a perv!?

[gypsie]

I'm wired this morning....I just chugged a huuuuge Dunkin Donuts coffee.
How I miss D-n-D there aren't any within two hours of here
COme visit tonight and bring me some pleeeeeaasse:angel

[OklahomaMama]

I hate when I think of something snappy after the fact!yeah, well now when i see this guy i'm gonna be waiting for something risque so i can come back with something spiffier than "*giggle* thank you" :rolleyes:

i'm gonna have to pack my lunch from now on
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Whenever I see your username I get hungry :thumbsup
So do the ladies and by hungry I mean hot and bothered.

[MAM2STEPN]

Happy friday to all my positive friends!!! Time to go backread

[come&dancew/me]

Ahmmm!
AND BRIAN, of course. We're here at the same time as Brian. :) Hi Kell! How goes it?

[come&dancew/me]

How I miss D-n-D there aren't any within two hours of here
COme visit tonight and bring me some pleeeeeaasse:angel
This'll show my age...

I see "D n D" and I instantly think of "Dungeons and Dragons!" :lol

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Mary Ann's here too! :bounce
all right! :)
lots of the crew popping in today

[gypsie]

:hug
Funny, as in, irresistable? :p

:thumbsup funny AND irresistable

[come&dancew/me]

hey, Mary Ann's here too! :bounce
all right! :)
lots of the crew popping in today
Nuthin like warm and sunny California pussy to keep us happy. :rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

AND BRIAN, of course. We're here at the same time as Brian. :) Hi Kell! How goes it?
I see where the love is, Ali...

[OklahomaMama]

This'll show my age...

I see "D n D" and I instantly think of "Dungeons and Dragons!" :lolyou're not the only one, toots! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

This'll show my age...

I see "D n D" and I instantly think of "Dungeons and Dragons!" :lol
Same here. So, I'll show you my age and you can show me something else.

[OklahomaMama]

Nuthin like warm and sunny California pussy to keep us happy. :rolleyes:so what am i? wind and dusty pussy?





don't answer that! :twak


:lol

[come&dancew/me]

I see where the love is, Ali...
Hey, I've got enough love for everyone! But Pussys get it first...you should know that by now! I DO love you! I DO!

[come&dancew/me]

so what am i? wind and dusty pussy?





don't answer that! :twak


:lol
Then that would make me grey, cold, and wet pussy. Well, wet pussy ain't bad, but....

[Beefsteak1138]

so what am i? wind and dusty pussy?


don't answer that! :twak


:lol
Let me take out my "duster" and take of that problem for you.

[OklahomaMama]

Then that would make me grey, cold, and wet pussy. Well, wet pussy ain't bad, but....:lol
i don't think the boys are gonna appreciate the weather/pussy analogy.... we better stop!
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Let me take out my "duster" and take of that problem for you.is that a Swiffer in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?
:evil

[come&dancew/me]

Same here. So, I'll show you my age and you can show me something else.
How about the scratch on my door that someone put there in a parking lot??? :BANG Sorry, it just happened. Feeling pissy about it.

[Bull_11]

Hey, I've got enough love for everyone! But Pussys get it first...you should know that by now! I DO love you! I DO!
Just remember who was there to encourage you when you thought noone around here paid any attention to your posts!!




granted, i never thought they would, but that's a different story!





i'm kidding!

[come&dancew/me]

:lol
i don't think the boys are gonna appreciate the weather/pussy analogy.... we better stop!
:p
I'm curious to see what they think....:p

[OklahomaMama]

How about the scratch on my door that someone put there in a parking lot??? :BANG Sorry, it just happened. Feeling pissy about it.ooooh, that pisses me off! i had a scratch on my door from someone @ work on my one week "car-iversary" :violent
can your dealership buff it out?

[chels012002]

Hey everyone!

[gypsie]

yeah, well now when i see this guy i'm gonna be waiting for something risque so i can come back with something spiffier than "*giggle* thank you" :rolleyes:

i'm gonna have to pack my lunch from now on
:lol
Like what your crotchless scrubs:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Hey everyone!hey, Chelsiebaby!!! :bounce

damn, we just need Heater in here and we'll have all the Pussies :D

[come&dancew/me]

Just remember who was there to encourage you when you thought noone around here paid any attention to your posts!!

granted, i never thought they would, but that's a different story!


i'm kidding!
That's it! No BJ for you tonight!

[gypsie]

So do the ladies and by hungry I mean hot and bothered.
Beef you know that it's more then your name that does that too me:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Whips...Chains...COOL :cool:Yup you already belong!!! (to us!! we own you now!!!):D

[OklahomaMama]

Like what your crotchless scrubs:lolhey, that was ONE pair of pants... they were old and worn out
(and weren't crotchless until i bent over one time too many)
:lol :lol :lol

[Red_41]

so what am i? wind and dusty pussy?





don't answer that! :twak


:lol

Well if you're wind and dusty pussy ... that makes me either "cold" or "fridgid" pussy! :eek:



But no one would believe that for a second!

[gypsie]

so what am i? wind and dusty pussy?





don't answer that! :twak


:lol
You would be tornado pussy:)

[OklahomaMama]

Yup you already belong!!! (to us!! we own you now!!!):D honestly, i was surprised that it took Bill this long! :lol
hey, sweetie! :hug

[come&dancew/me]

ooooh, that pisses me off! i had a scratch on my door from someone @ work on my one week "car-iversary" :violent
can your dealership buff it out?
*I* can buff it out! But if I can't, I have touch up paint that I can use. I'm all prepared 'n shit. I do a lot of highway driving, so I get a lot of nicks.

[Bull_11]

Hey, Chels!! Get lucky last night?

[Red_41]

hey, Chelsiebaby!!! :bounce

damn, we just need Heater in here and we'll have all the Pussies :D

As one of the ROC's said a little earlier .... ahhemmm! (you didn't even know I was hear yet :twak )

[gypsie]

Hey, I've got enough love for everyone! But Pussys get it first...you should know that by now! I DO love you! I DO!
Hello to Brian and ali, and Beef and Brenda, Jamie and heater and Jakeblues and Mary Ann - Hello to all of my positive pees today

I totally feel like that woman lookingthrough the mirror on romper room:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

You're always welcome sweetie ... as you know, it's a routine we started up in the last month or so .... I just can't start my day without my early morning coffee chat!

Where ya been?

Kellie: Bill is one of the *over 35* ants ... :)

Nice to see a little seasoning here darlin'.

Bill: Watch out for Kellie ... she's a dominatrix in Mom's clothing :lolHey Mama you think we can convert Tim from over 35 too!!!:rolleyes:

[Bull_11]

That's it! No BJ for you tonight!
Awww, come on! I even bought you a new baseball cap to wear!! :evil

[Red_41]

Hello to Brian and ali, and Beef and Brenda, Jamie and heater and Jakeblues and Mary Ann - Hello to all of my positive pees today

I totally feel like that woman lookingthrough the mirror on romper room:lol
Hellloooooo :twak





OK ...I'll just have to dance by myself! :monkey

[come&dancew/me]

You would be tornado pussy:)
:thumbsup Mama, that's sig worthy or something! :lol

[OlivePoet]

Alright see ya Heater
Hi again! :hug

[gypsie]

hey, that was ONE pair of pants... they were old and worn out
(and weren't crotchless until i bent over one time too many)
:lol :lol :lol
yeah right - they were new and you were trying to be all crafty and sew beads on them till opps one slip with the scissors and a few corrections with velcro. It's ok we understand. :hug Now I know where Pedro got his velcro pants from

[OlivePoet]

Hi everyone...I'm back from Saturn. I got serviced. lol
:lol Always a positive thing! :p

[Bull_11]

Hello to Brian and ali, and Beef and Brenda, Jamie and heater and Jakeblues and Mary Ann - Hello to all of my positive pees today

I totally feel like that woman lookingthrough the mirror on romper room:lol
Damn, Kell! Haven't talked to you in a while! ;) How ya been?

[MAM2STEPN]

Well then, fresh meat you will be served!!
:pHe's our kind of guy!! I mean victim:D

[chels012002]

hey, Chelsiebaby!!! :bounce

damn, we just need Heater in here and we'll have all the Pussies :D
Yeah all the pussies make it fun ;)

[OlivePoet]

:p
y'all will appreciate this lil story...
i'm in the mess hall getting a piece of baked chicken for lunch, right?
the guy behind the counter asks "breast or thigh" and i reply "i like dark meat"
he grinned at me real big and said "oh, goodie!"
(he was hispanic)


see? i'm a perv even when i don't mean to be! :lol
:lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

Anyone checking out Oceans Twelve this evening?
I haven't even seen Oceans Eleven yet.

[gypsie]

As one of the ROC's said a little earlier .... ahhemmm! (you didn't even know I was hear yet :twak )And a very very special pussy welcome to Noella:hug :evil

*rips clothes off runs and tackle Noella right into the bubble bath*


Hey Chelsie:hug

[thing4377]

HEEEELLLLOOOOO ALLLLL!!! I am back from my wonderful lunch with my daughter!! How is everyone?

[OlivePoet]

Hi Mama! :hug It's "not-mad" me. Do you believe me? I know you do. Then take a few mins and call me tonight!!!
:lol I like "not-mad" Ali! :hug

[chels012002]

Hey, Chels!! Get lucky last night?
No I didnt its another we are too busy to discuss whats going on!

[come&dancew/me]

Awww, come on! I even bought you a new baseball cap to wear!! :evil
Okay, okay...it depends on the color.

[Bull_11]

Heater!! How ya been?

[OlivePoet]

How I miss D-n-D there aren't any within two hours of here
COme visit tonight and bring me some pleeeeeaasse:angel
I wonder how they would be if I mailed some to you... :p

[gypsie]

Damn, Kell! Haven't talked to you in a while! ;) How ya been?
:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

How the hell am I suppossed to get ANY work done today??

Friday December 10th 2004, the day of perpetual hard-onWelcome to the club of letting Ants take priority over work! just don't gell my boss that:rolleyes:

[come&dancew/me]

:lol I like "not-mad" Ali! :hug
:lol Jeez...now everyone thinks I'm mad a them for some reason! What the hell?? I'm not mad at anyone here, that's for damn sure. In fact, I'd like to round all you Pussys and ROCs up to give a good ass-whooping to a few folks around here.

[gypsie]

HEEEELLLLOOOOO ALLLLL!!! I am back from my wonderful lunch with my daughter!! How is everyone?
Hey sweets!!!:hug
Both of my kids are sleeping!!!:bounce

[OlivePoet]

Let me take out my "duster" and take of that problem for you.
:lol
Does a feather come with that? :evil

[Bull_11]

Okay, okay...it depends on the color.
It's a blue PSU hat!!! :lol

[gypsie]

I wonder how they would be if I mailed some to you... :p
you should personally deliver it to me
*by personally I mean swap men*:cool:

[chels012002]

HEEEELLLLOOOOO ALLLLL!!! I am back from my wonderful lunch with my daughter!! How is everyone?
Hey Christy hunny :hug how ya feeling?

[gypsie]

:lol Jeez...now everyone thinks I'm mad a them for some reason! What the hell?? I'm not mad at anyone here, that's for damn sure. In fact, I'd like to round all you Pussys and ROCs up to give a good ass-whooping to a few folks around here.
Ali!! Why aren't you mad at me?!
I feel so left out:(

[OlivePoet]

hey, Chelsiebaby!!! :bounce

damn, we just need Heater in here and we'll have all the Pussies :D
Just in case ya'll didn't see my last 10 backposts....

:bounce :multi :bounce :multi :bounce :multi

[come&dancew/me]

It's a blue PSU hat!!! :lol
Careful, loverboy, I might consider biting if you try to pull that shit!

[OlivePoet]

That's it! No BJ for you tonight!
Yeah right! :lol

[Bull_11]

:lol
Ohh wait, that's right...Kellie's here. Alright, I'm outta here y'all!

[come&dancew/me]

Ali!! Why aren't you mad at me?!
I feel so left out:(
Okay, Kellie, I'm "not-mad" at you, too. And Thingie for that matter. Damnit, I'm "not-mad" at all the pussies! (BTW, Kellie, I lost your number. Can you PM me?)

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mama you think we can convert Tim from over 35 too!!!:rolleyes:*looks for my black bra pic* i'm sure! :D

[OlivePoet]

HEEEELLLLOOOOO ALLLLL!!! I am back from my wonderful lunch with my daughter!! How is everyone?
:bounce
I'm off of work! :p

[OlivePoet]

Heater!! How ya been?
So great! :hug You? Give me your gossip. :p

[come&dancew/me]

Yeah right! :lol
:o Okay...you got me. It's a rarity for me to not want to engage in BJing.

[Bull_11]

Careful, loverboy, I might consider biting if you try to pull that shit!
what would I get if it were a blue Pitt hat?

[OlivePoet]

:lol Jeez...now everyone thinks I'm mad a them for some reason! What the hell?? I'm not mad at anyone here, that's for damn sure. In fact, I'd like to round all you Pussys and ROCs up to give a good ass-whooping to a few folks around here.
That's not what I meant! :p I meant I like it when you're happy! :multi

[thing4377]

hey, Chelsiebaby!!! :bounce

damn, we just need Heater in here and we'll have all the Pussies :D
AHEMMMM!! Excuse me...almost all of them!! I see how it is!!:(

[OlivePoet]

you should personally deliver it to me
*by personally I mean swap men*:cool:
:lol
And then it'll be time for a day at the spa, eh? :evil :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Noella... i sowwy! i thought since we talked early this AM you were already "here", ya know?



please forgive me? :angel


and by forgive i mean let me grovel at your feet nekkid *evil grin*

[MAM2STEPN]

:multi HEEEEYYYY Sweet Mama!!!:hug WE are feeling pretty good today! I go to the doc this afternoon at 245 and hopefully we will be calling the hospital to set everything up!!!! POSITIVE VIBES MY FRIENDS!!!! send em send em send em!!!:p How are you feeling honey bunch? How is your arm doing???Good luck sweetie and lot's of positive vibes are going your way!!!:hug

[OlivePoet]

:o Okay...you got me. It's a rarity for me to not want to engage in BJing.
:lol BJing! :lol

[come&dancew/me]

what would I get if it were a blue Pitt hat?
Throw in one of those cute little fake panther tatoos for my booty and you're golden, baby! I'll give you a one-way, no limits, lifetime BJ card!

[OklahomaMama]

AHEMMMM!! Excuse me...almost all of them!! I see how it is!!:(oh, stop!!! :(
don't pull that "Mom Guilt Trip" shit on ME...
i INVENTED it!
:lol

[Bull_11]

So great! :hug You? Give me your gossip. :p
Here's one bit of gossip for you...Beef likes Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!


and by Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I mean he has a limp wrist!

[OlivePoet]

AHEMMMM!! Excuse me...almost all of them!! I see how it is!!:(
I think she saw that you were in here when she posted that, and figured you were still lurking in the shadows somewhere! :p

[OlivePoet]

Here's one bit of gossip for you...Beef likes Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!


and by Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I mean he has a limp wrist!
:lol

[come&dancew/me]

That's not what I meant! :p I meant I like it when you're happy! :multi
I'm feeling a hell of a lot better being here! Gawd - I've missed you all sooooooooooooo much!!!! :hug :hug :hug :hug

[Bull_11]

Throw in one of those cute little fake panther tatoos for my booty and you're golden, baby! I'll give you a one-way, no limits, lifetime BJ card!
In that case I'll get you one for each cheek!!!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm feeling a hell of a lot better being here! Gawd - I've missed you all sooooooooooooo much!!!! :hug :hug :hug :hugwe missed you toooooo!
:hug :angel :hug

[thing4377]

Hey sweets!!!:hug
Both of my kids are sleeping!!!:bounce
:hug Hi honey bun!!! Lucky you!!! Mine are at school!!!!! lucky me, I just went to Aubree's school to have holiday lunch with her and it was yummy!!:D

[OklahomaMama]

Here's one bit of gossip for you...Beef likes Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!


and by Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I mean he has a limp wrist!:lol
see? girlie man

;)

{i'm kidding, Beefybaby! you know i think you're a stud muffin!} *smooooches*

[gypsie]

:lol
And then it'll be time for a day at the spa, eh? :evil :lol
Perfect!!! I will be looking forward to it:evil

[chels012002]

hmmmmmmm

[gypsie]

Here's one bit of gossip for you...Beef likes Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!


and by Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I mean he has a limp wrist!
DOn't forget about his fetish for fairies and girl drinks:lol

[OklahomaMama]

hmmmmmmmpenny for your thoughts
:)

[thing4377]

Hey Christy hunny :hug how ya feeling?
:hug Im pretty good sweetness, goin to the doc in about an hour or so!! How are you and Jordan doin?

[OklahomaMama]

DOn't forget about his fetish for fairies and girl drinks:lolin his defense, it is BOOB fairies after all :rolleyes:

[come&dancew/me]

:lol BJing! :lol
Hey, it's a great thing. Why not make it a verb?

[gypsie]

:lol
see? girlie man

;)

{i'm kidding, Beefybaby! you know i think you're a stud muffin!} *smooooches*
not such a graceful save but I think he will fall for it

[OlivePoet]

:multi :bounceannouncement:bounce :multi

:p
(that was fun to make!)

I need EVERYONE'S addresses!
To all ya'll on the Jesusmas mailing list, obviously I already have your's. Any one else that doesn't know what I'm talking about, PM (pussy message) or Email me (DancingHeaters@gmail.com) so I can send my Jesusmas cards and crap out this weekend!

Carry on. :p

[OlivePoet]

:multi :bounceannouncement:bounce :multi

:p
(that was fun to make!)

I need EVERYONE'S addresses!
To all ya'll on the Jesusmas mailing list, obviously I already have your's. Any one else that doesn't know what I'm talking about, PM (pussy message) or Email me (DancingHeaters@gmail.com) so I can send my Jesusmas cards and crap out this weekend!

Carry on. :p

[OlivePoet]

I'm feeling a hell of a lot better being here! Gawd - I've missed you all sooooooooooooo much!!!! :hug :hug :hug :hug
:hug

[OlivePoet]

Perfect!!! I will be looking forward to it:evil
"facial"
"massage"
:lol

[gypsie]

in his defense, it is BOOB fairies after all :rolleyes:
Mama being so diplomatic.
He didn't distinguish between the man-boob fairy and the boob-boob fairy:rolleyes:
I should be nicer to Beef since he is the only ROC that consistantly plays with us but make uup sex is too much fun

[chels012002]

penny for your thoughts
:)
Just wondering how to jump into conversation. I can never seem to find the right time to jump in!

[OlivePoet]

Hey, it's a great thing. Why not make it a verb?
:thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

:multi :bounceannouncement
:bounce :multi



:p
(that was fun to make!)




I need EVERYONE'S addresses!
To all ya'll on the Jesusmas mailing list, obviously I already have your's. Any one else that doesn't know what I'm talking about, PM (pussy message) or Email me (DancingHeaters@gmail.com) so I can send my Jesusmas cards and crap out this weekend!




Carry on. :p:lol
damn, woman! twice??

we're good, right?

[OlivePoet]

Just wondering how to jump into conversation. I can never seem to find the right time to jump in!
:lol That was such a cute way to do it!!

[OklahomaMama]

Just wondering how to jump into conversation. I can never seem to find the right time to jump in!count to three, pinch your nose, close your eyes and do a cannonball, baby!
:p

or you can just blurt out
PUSSY!
:D

[chels012002]

:hug Im pretty good sweetness, goin to the doc in about an hour or so!! How are you and Jordan doin?
We are doing good getting ready to go out for a few hours shoppping and eating, and I will force her!! I hope dr goes alright!

[gypsie]

"facial"
"massage"
:lol
and by that you mean...:evil
By the way I heard your announcement the first time, you are so pushy sometimes;)

[OlivePoet]

:lol
damn, woman! twice??

we're good, right?
:lol :lol
I know, I just saw that.

I like to get my point across! :p

We are! I think I have all the pussy addresses.

[come&dancew/me]

Just wondering how to jump into conversation. I can never seem to find the right time to jump in!
Try jumping in with your legs wide open and I'm sure we'll all happily accept you into the discussion.
:lol

[OlivePoet]

and by that you mean...:evil
By the way I heard your announcement the first time, you are so pushy sometimes;)
I thought you liked it when I was in control. :p

[OklahomaMama]

i went downstairs for a smokiepoo earlier & ran into a dude i hadn't seen in a while... i hollered "Keithbaby!" :lol



now he KNOWS i'm wierd :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Try jumping in with your legs wide open and I'm sure we'll all happily accept you into the discussion.
:lol
Indeed! :p

[thing4377]

:bounce
I'm off of work! :p

That is a fo sho positive thing!!! I will be off soon to but only to go to the doc and put my feet up in the stirrups!!!:D

[gypsie]

Just wondering how to jump into conversation. I can never seem to find the right time to jump in!
Just do it!!!!
YOu've been here long enough to know how
*grabs Chelsie's hand - splash*
Ok your on your own now kid:)

[OlivePoet]

i went downstairs for a smokiepoo earlier & ran into a dude i hadn't seen in a while... i hollered "Keithbaby!" :lol



now he KNOWS i'm wierd :rolleyes:
:lol :lol
I can't believe there's anyone in your life that would even question that! :lol

[OlivePoet]

That is a fo sho positive thing!!! I will be off soon to but only to go to the doc and put my feet up in the stirrups!!!:D
Isn't that how you got yourself into this mess in the first place?!? :lol

[gypsie]

Try jumping in with your legs wide open and I'm sure we'll all happily accept you into the discussion.
:lol
or it will leave one hell of a mark:lol

[Bull_11]

I should be nicer to Beef since he is the only ROC that consistantly plays with us but make uup sex is too much fun
Damn, I gets no respect!

[stunnersal]

Is there a full moon tonight??? :confused:

[OlivePoet]

or it will leave one hell of a mark:lol
:lol

[gypsie]

I thought you liked it when I was in control. :p
not complaining just stating the obvious
(next time could you grab my hair a little tighter and let's try silk scarves instead of cuffs)

[OlivePoet]

Is there a full moon tonight??? :confused:
:: bends over ::
:p

[gypsie]

Isn't that how you got yourself into this mess in the first place?!? :lol
:lol :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

not complaining just stating the obvious
(next time could you grab my hair a little tighter and let's try silk scarves instead of cuffs)
Done and done.

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol
the test is written....



and ORAL
:evil:lol :lol you are just too good I mean bad!!!

[come&dancew/me]

not complaining just stating the obvious
(next time could you grab my hair a little tighter and let's try silk scarves instead of cuffs):bounce Oo! Oo! Me too! Can I join in too???

[gypsie]

Is there a full moon tonight??? :confused:
*turns back to all drops trou bends over*
there is one now:)

[thing4377]

oh, stop!!! :(
don't pull that "Mom Guilt Trip" shit on ME...
i INVENTED it!
:lol

Wellll, sumumabith!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to be sooo damn good at it!! :BANG

[chels012002]

count to three, pinch your nose, close your eyes and do a cannonball, baby!
:p

or you can just blurt out
PUSSY!
:D
or thats another way!

[gypsie]

:bounce Oo! Oo! Me too! Can I join in too???
Please like you have to ask!
Honorary memebers are always welcome:evil
I've never been in an orgy

[OlivePoet]

:bounce Oo! Oo! Me too! Can I join in too???
Of course! :evil

[chels012002]

Try jumping in with your legs wide open and I'm sure we'll all happily accept you into the discussion.
:lol
Thats when Brian drops his pants and aims for right under me ;) :evil

[OlivePoet]

:: bends over ::
:p
*turns back to all drops trou bends over*
there is one now:)
JINX! :p

[gypsie]

:: bends over ::
:p

Great minds think alike:lol

[gypsie]

JINX! :p
Double jinx - now what do you owe me:evil

[OlivePoet]

I've never been in an orgy
Me neither.

[OklahomaMama]

tee hee! :p

i just got to do some research for Dr Keller

search: correlation between Tegretol and vaginal spasms

[chels012002]

Is there a full moon tonight??? :confused:
Hey sal why do you say that?

[gypsie]

Me neither.
you are such a liar!!;)

[OlivePoet]

Double jinx - now what do you owe me:evil
:lol A day at the spa. ;)

[come&dancew/me]

Me neither.
Me neither!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol
I can't believe there's anyone in your life that would even question that! :lolno shit! :lol

[gypsie]

tee hee! :p

i just got to do some research for Dr Keller

search: correlation between Tegretol and vaginal spasms
Maybe it will help with your spasms:rolleyes:
Nevermind that's the only thing that is not spasming;) :hug YET!!:evil

[gypsie]

:lol A day at the spa. ;)
I am ready for a good facial and anal massage

[OklahomaMama]

Maybe it will help with your spasms:rolleyes:
Nevermind that's the only thing that is not spasming;) :hug YET!!:evilkeep up all this orgy talk and it will
oooh! i just felt a twitch! LOL

[OlivePoet]

you are such a liar!!;)
:lol No I'm not!

[MAM2STEPN]

:p
y'all will appreciate this lil story...
i'm in the mess hall getting a piece of baked chicken for lunch, right?
the guy behind the counter asks "breast or thigh" and i reply "i like dark meat"
he grinned at me real big and said "oh, goodie!"
(he was hispanic)


see? i'm a perv even when i don't mean to be! :lolIt'a ingrained into you thinking abilities or either you think with your Hoo Hoo!!:evil

[OlivePoet]

I am ready for a good facial and anal massage
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

It'a ingrained into you thinking abilities or either you think with your Hoo Hoo!!:evilyup, i'm HARD wired that way!
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I am ready for a good facial and anal massage
Dammit, someone said one my keywords again.

[come&dancew/me]

keep up all this orgy talk and it will
oooh! i just felt a twitch! LOL
Are you gettin' all tingly in your happy place again? Tell Pat you're spending the weekend with Ali!! ;)

[OlivePoet]

keep up all this orgy talk and it will
oooh! i just felt a twitch! LOL
:lol a twitch!

[OlivePoet]

It'a ingrained into you thinking abilities or either you think with your Hoo Hoo!!:evil
:lol You say hoo-hoo too! :lol :lol

[gypsie]

:lol No I'm not!
actually the correct answer would be

'ok I was drunk and I needed the money'
OR
'it was only one time and I needed the money'