Positive or Negative?

[gypsie]

Dammit, someone said one my keywords again.
I knew you would be back:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Nuthin like warm and sunny California pussy to keep us happy. :rolleyes:Hi Allie!! How are you doing sweetie?:)

[chels012002]

Dammit, someone said one my keywords again.
Were you twitching?

[gypsie]

Are you gettin' all tingly in your happy place again? Tell Pat you're spending the weekend with Ali!! ;)
and Kellie and Heater and Beef and Noella and.....the list is getting longer by the minute

[come&dancew/me]

I knew you would be back:evil
:lol I knew he'd show up too!

[OlivePoet]

actually the correct answer would be

'ok I was drunk and I needed the money'
OR
'it was only one time and I needed the money'
:lol
There was this one time, at the spa...

[gypsie]

:lol I knew he'd show up too!
His penis is magnatized to us

[thing4377]

Isn't that how you got yourself into this mess in the first place?!? :lol
Not really!! It was much more romantic than that, I believe I was told that I was wasted and bent over and ....oooops!!! So anyways, thats how it happened...................i think!:rolleyes:

and he certainly aint no doctor!!!:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

I knew you would be back:evil
:multi You know its difficult for me to stay gone for too long.

Were you twitching?
yep, and the blood was flowing aaaalllll the right places.

[MAM2STEPN]

Same here. So, I'll show you my age and you can show me something else.Kind of like playing doctor:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

His penis is magnatized to us
Hence the title of the thread.

[Bull_11]

OK...who was talking about an orgy!?

[come&dancew/me]

Hi Allie!! How are you doing sweetie?:)
Hi Mary Ann! :hug I'm hanging in there. Came to play on Ants to perk up my mood a bit! I haven't been here in so long! How are you?

[gypsie]

:lol
There was this one time, at the spa...
LMAO:lol

[come&dancew/me]

OK...who was talking about an orgy!?
Me, Heater and Kellie. Why? Think you can handle us?

[OlivePoet]

Not really!! It was much more romantic than that, I believe I was told that I was wasted and bent over and ....oooops!!! So anyways, thats how it happened...................i think!:rolleyes:

and he certainly aint no doctor!!!:lol
:lol There's a story for the little ones!


And I guarantee that's how I'll be baby-making also! :p

[gypsie]

Not really!! It was much more romantic than that, I believe I was told that I was wasted and bent over and ....oooops!!! So anyways, thats how it happened...................i think!:rolleyes:

and he certainly aint no doctor!!!:lol
He used the you won't get pregnant if I cum from behind line and slipped into the rwrong area - that's my story too:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Hence the title of the thread.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Well done!

[Keith]

What's up Ali, how you been?

[gypsie]

:multi You know its difficult for me to stay gone for too long.


yep, and the blood was flowing aaaalllll the right places.
How bout a little dance and some pictures!!!:bounce

[Bull_11]

Me, Heater and Kellie. Why? Think you can handle us?
Think??? You all are orgy virgins...I know I could!! ;)

[chels012002]

yep, and the blood was flowing aaaalllll the right places.
Then you came to the right place;) :evil

[gypsie]

Hence the title of the thread.
You are smarter then you look;) :hug

[OlivePoet]

What's up Ali, how you been?
Keith is hanging out!! :bounce

[gypsie]

OK...who was talking about an orgy!?
like you have to ask:evil

[gypsie]

Me, Heater and Kellie. Why? Think you can handle us?
I'm sure he thinks he can:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

You are smarter then you look;) :hug
How would you know???

:D

[chels012002]

Think??? You all are orgy virgins...I know I could!! ;)
Please Brian I can take you with my eyes closed!

[OklahomaMama]

Are you gettin' all tingly in your happy place again? Tell Pat you're spending the weekend with Ali!! ;)oooh! i can't believe i forgot this! :lol
he gave me his christmas list the other day and you & Heater were on it... when i get home i'll type it in verbatim cuz it's so freakin' hilarious!

[gypsie]

Think??? You all are orgy virgins...I know I could!! ;)
Oh yeah and you're not an orgy virgin?!:haha

[thing4377]

:lol There's a story for the little ones!


And I guarantee that's how I'll be baby-making also! :p

:lol :lol

[come&dancew/me]

What's up Ali, how you been?
Keith! Hey! I've not been great, so I'm getting some positive vibes here in the thread! I'm actually about to get going! I will be online next week.

Hugs to all! :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

I'm sure he thinks he can:lol
:lol
That's so cute of him.




































We'll break him in two.


Maybe even three.

[gypsie]

How would you know???

:DRemember you posted your pic the other day, Super Beef:rolleyes: :lol

[OlivePoet]

oooh! i can't believe i forgot this! :lol
he gave me his christmas list the other day and you & Heater were on it... when i get home i'll type it in verbatim cuz it's so freakin' hilarious!
:lol I can't wait to read this! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Keith is hanging out!! :bouncewhere? where? *jumps up to see over the crowd*
:p

[Bull_11]

Please Brian I can take you with my eyes closed!
I"d like to see you try that! :evil

[Red_41]

P U S S Y !!!!!

[System]

*trips and falls into the thread*

damnit, should I be drinking already?

[gypsie]

Keith! Hey! I've not been great, so I'm getting some positive vibes here in the thread! I'm actually about to get going! I will be online next week.

Hugs to all! :hug :hug

:hug Hugs to you too sweetie!!:hug
I have your number I will call and harass you sometime:)

[OklahomaMama]

:lol I can't wait to read this! :loldamn, i knew i should have stuck it in my purse!

[thing4377]

He used the you won't get pregnant if I cum from behind line and slipped into the rwrong area - that's my story too:rolleyes:

So thats what they ALLLLL say!!!:cool:

[Beefsteak1138]

Remember you posted your pic the other day, Super Beef:rolleyes: :lol
Yeah, I forgot...I did look hot didn't I??? I got a new cape, its crazy sexy.

[OklahomaMama]

P U S S Y !!!!!you know, i always hear that in the voice of Timmy from South Park
PUSSY!
.... and the Lords of the Underworld
*head banging commences*
:lol

[Red_41]

*trips and falls into the thread*

damnit, should I be drinking already?
TOnyyyyyy!!!! Hi there cutie patootie ... can you stay and play? We're planning an orgy! :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

*trips and falls into the thread*

damnit, should I be drinking already?
Its friday so ....HELLS YEAH!!!!

[gypsie]

*trips and falls into the thread*

damnit, should I be drinking already?
*tony's face lands between breasts*
long time no see:evil

[Bull_11]

Oh yeah and you're not an orgy virgin?!:haha
Those days are long gone, Kell!

[System]

sorry, can't stay long....i got this nap thing scheduled in a little bit

[gypsie]

So thats what they ALLLLL say!!!:cool:
Tha's how it happened to me - TWICE!!!
but I am on to him now :cool: that he's been snipped

[OklahomaMama]

hi, Tony!
*waves*
mwaaaah, baby!

[gypsie]

Yeah, I forgot...I did look hot didn't I??? I got a new cape, its crazy sexy.
Yeah you did:lol

[OlivePoet]

you know, i always hear that in the voice of Timmy from South Park
PUSSY!
.... and the Lords of the Underworld
*head banging commences*
:lol
:lol
Man, that was creepy! :lol

[gypsie]

sorry, can't stay long....i got this nap thing scheduled in a little bitWhat are you 80?
YOu have scheduled a nap into your day?!

[System]

hi, Tony!
*waves*
mwaaaah, baby!


hey sexy mama, hey i got something in commen with you now.

My neck is fucked up too....something about it won't work in the morning till i pop all the joints in it...

[StumpyErin]

i cant wait to take a nap today......im still hungover from last night


*yawn*


hello +/- crew. what uppppppp?

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Man, that was creepy! :lol:p fuck you! :p

[chels012002]

I"d like to see you try that! :evil
Lets go big boy:evil

[OlivePoet]

I'm gonna go run some errands :p

:hug :hug
I won't be gone for too long! :bounce

[System]

What are you 80?
YOu have scheduled a nap into your day?!


welll, ya....

I am sitting in a basement, it is cold and rainy and my mom is being a cheap ass and the heat is set at like 64...so the couch with the quilt on it is calling my name pretty loudly.

[gypsie]

hey sexy mama, hey i got something in commen with you now.

My neck is fucked up too....something about it won't work in the morning till i pop all the joints in it...
Send me a PM let me know when you are around I can give you some suggestions:) :hug

[OklahomaMama]

hey sexy mama, hey i got something in commen with you now.

My neck is fucked up too....something about it won't work in the morning till i pop all the joints in it...awww, i'm sorry :(


guess we shouldn't have tried that Taiwanese basket trick, huh? :rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

*looks for my black bra pic* i'm sure! :DI'm sure he'll love the personal invitation!:evil

[Red_41]

What are you 80?
YOu have scheduled a nap into your day?!
:lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

:p fuck you! :p
I like how you say that with your tongue out ;) :evil

[OklahomaMama]

I'm gonna go run some errands :p

:hug :hug
I won't be gone for too long! :bounce... and by errands, you mean "blow Guilio"?
:D

[System]

awww, i'm sorry :(


guess we shouldn't have tried that Taiwanese basket trick, huh? :rolleyes:



ya, you and your high risk sex...just bend over and get it over with...

that is the last time i let you tie me up and blindfold me....too many physical and emotional scars ;)

[OklahomaMama]

I like how you say that with your tongue out ;) :evil:eek: how did you know i do that???



seriously! i do! :lol

[chels012002]

I like how you say that with your tongue out ;) :evil
I was wondering how she did that!

[thing4377]

MAAAAAANNNNNNNNN DDDDAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!

my fucking dr's office just called and he had and emergency at the hospital(waaa fuckin waaaaa) so they rescheduled my appt to tuesday morning!! This so fucking sucks!! Not only was I lookin forward to gettin the fuck outta here, I was gonna find out today if I was gonna be able to have this CHILD early or not!!!!!!!!
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!




















Sorry peeps!! Had to vent!!!...............fuck

[MAM2STEPN]

HEEEELLLLOOOOO ALLLLL!!! I am back from my wonderful lunch with my daughter!! How is everyone?I didn't know you had a daughter how old is she?:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

that sucks ass, Thingie :(

want me to kick his ass?
:violent

[gypsie]

... and by errands, you mean "blow Guilio"?
:D
Leave the girl alone -we all have to have hobbies outside of ants - you decorate, I workout, Noella chases younger men...

[OlivePoet]

... and by errands, you mean "blow Guilio"?
:D
:lol He's working right now. I'm saving it for later.

[OklahomaMama]

ya, you and your high risk sex...just bend over and get it over with...

that is the last time i let you tie me up and blindfold me....too many physical and emotional scars ;)well if i had known you were gonna trip over the dog.....
:p

[System]

well if i had known you were gonna trip over the dog.....
:p


quite about the dog, that is illegal in Oklahoma.


Ok peeps, i can't take it anymore..if anyone needs me...wait till i get up, i am going to go keep my couch company.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol He's working right now. I'm saving it for later.well keep those lips limber:rolleyes:
both sets, mind you

[thing4377]

I didn't know you had a daughter how old is she?:rolleyes:

She will be 4 on January 3rd!! And she is absolutely beautiful!! Ask Brenda and Kellie they have seen pics of her...I think Heater has too! She is an-->:angel

[OklahomaMama]

Leave the girl alone -we all have to have hobbies outside of ants - you decorate, I workout, Noella chases younger men...Heater knows i love her :angel

[gypsie]

ya, you and your high risk sex...just bend over and get it over with...

that is the last time i let you tie me up and blindfold me....too many physical and emotional scars ;)
Oh wah! You know that's what you begged for, at least that's what you begged for with me:evil

[OlivePoet]

Hey who knows of a good free porn site? :p

[chels012002]

MAAAAAANNNNNNNNN DDDDAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!

my fucking dr's office just called and he had and emergency at the hospital(waaa fuckin waaaaa) so they rescheduled my appt to tuesday morning!! This so fucking sucks!! Not only was I lookin forward to gettin the fuck outta here, I was gonna find out today if I was gonna be able to have this CHILD early or not!!!!!!!!
yeah that sucks! I always had a back up dr so I never missed an appt! I mean as long as it was a guy I didnt care.

Me and women OB's dont mix well.

[thing4377]

that sucks ass, Thingie :(

want me to kick his ass?
:violent
Hell fuckin right I do!!





PUSSIES..................MOUNT UP!!!:violent

[Bull_11]

Hey who knows of a good free porn site? :p
www.heatersass.com I hear it's pretty money!

[gypsie]

MAAAAAANNNNNNNNN DDDDAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!

my fucking dr's office just called and he had and emergency at the hospital(waaa fuckin waaaaa) so they rescheduled my appt to tuesday morning!! This so fucking sucks!! Not only was I lookin forward to gettin the fuck outta here, I was gonna find out today if I was gonna be able to have this CHILD early or not!!!!!!!!
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry peeps!! Had to vent!!!...............fuck
It's a sign for you to be patient. He won't stay in there forever - promise

[OklahomaMama]

Hey who knows of a good free porn site? :pi'll have to look in my bookmarked sites @ home :evil

[chels012002]

Hey who knows of a good free porn site? :p
Just ask Bull for a Tape I am sure he has alot he can send you :evil :p ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Hell fuckin right I do!!





PUSSIES..................MOUNT UP!!!:violent *puts on duster, cowboy hat, boots, spurs.....



AND NOTHING ELSE!*
:D


lemme at that varmint!
*spits on ground*

[OklahomaMama]

www.heatersass.com (http://www.heatersass.com/) I hear it's pretty money!LMAO :lol
girl, if that domain hasn't been taken, i bet we'd all chip in on it for ya!
:p

[gypsie]

well if i had known you were gonna trip over the dog.....
:p
Sorry I already cought him with my breasts - don't you people backread:BANG

[thing4377]

yeah that sucks! I always had a back up dr so I never missed an appt! I mean as long as it was a guy I didnt care.

Me and women OB's dont mix well.

:lol :lol ....a back up doctor....thats funny as shit...reminds of that one rap song.....


you can have your woman and i can have my man but everybody needs a back up plan!!!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Sorry I already cought him with my breasts - don't you people backread:BANGyeah, i just thought he bounced off :lol

[gypsie]

Heater knows i love her :angel

You should know I am joking and you are just jealous because you can't give out the BJ's like you used too;)

[gypsie]

yeah that sucks! I always had a back up dr so I never missed an appt! I mean as long as it was a guy I didnt care.

Me and women OB's dont mix well.
Screw that! I would never have a man OB how can a man ever understand what you are going through I don't care what his education is unless he's a transsexual

[fxblitz]

Alright, this whole grandpa, girlfriend hospital deal is definitely a negative, I am going NUTS! :(

[OklahomaMama]

You should know I am joking and you are just jealous because you can't give out the BJ's like you used too;)hey, i can adapt and overcome ANY disability for the sake of a good BJ!




i have a reputation to uphold :rolleyes:

[thing4377]

It's a sign for you to be patient. He won't stay in there forever - promise


I don't wanna be patient I WANT TO BE A PATIENT...in a hospital in a maternity ward!!!!!!! And he has already been in there forever Kel!!! waaa waaa waaa!!!


::lays head on desk and bangs fist::








at least I am bangin somethin right?...:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Alright, this whole grandpa, girlfriend hospital deal is definitely a negative, I am going NUTS! :(what's the matter, sweetie??
:hug :hug :hug

[gypsie]

Hell fuckin right I do!!





PUSSIES..................MOUNT UP!!!:violent
*Adjusts assless chaps and bra with tassles* - Let's Ride ladies!!!

[fxblitz]

Well, my girlfriends grandpa is in the hospital, and it is kind of to the point where we are just waiting for him to pass on...:( this just sucks, nothing is worse than knowing someone is going to die and just waiting for it.. I mean what do you do, say etc?

[gypsie]

yeah, i just thought he bounced off :lol
nope he landed there - I tried to hold on to him but he's gone
and by hold on to him I mean tie him up and gag him:evil

[thing4377]

*Adjusts assless chaps and bra with tassles* - Let's Ride ladies!!!

Now thats my girl!!!! And you said you were gonna give me that lil get up your wearin.....oh yeah I forgot, both of my boobs still wouldn't fill one of your cups!!!!:lol

[fxblitz]

*Adjusts assless chaps and bra with tassles* - Let's Ride ladies!!!

Assless chaps are the sexiest things in the world, if my girlfriend had some, I would not let her wear anything else! :cool:

[chels012002]

Screw that! I would never have a man OB how can a man ever understand what you are going through I don't care what his education is unless he's a transsexual
I had one woman and the whole time I was getting the exam I just wanted to smack her. I got the whole thats not how I would do it tone in her voice and I swear if my mom didnt know her I would have. But my mom works for the company I used to go to. The new place has like 5 male doctors so there is always a back up dr aval. whether its for deliveries or seeing patients.

[gypsie]

I don't wanna be patient I WANT TO BE A PATIENT...in a hospital in a maternity ward!!!!!!! And he has already been in there forever Kel!!! waaa waaa waaa!!!


::lays head on desk and bangs fist::

at least I am bangin somethin right?...:lol
Been there done that.
He will come when he is ready. Your body knows better then your head listen to it

[OklahomaMama]

Well, my girlfriends grandpa is in the hospital, and it is kind of to the point where we are just waiting for him to pass on...:( this just sucks, nothing is worse than knowing someone is going to die and just waiting for it.. I mean what do you do, say etc?i know, sweetie... it's very hard. best thing you can do is just be there for your girl & let her know that she can lean on you :angel
and don't feel like you have to say anything... sometimes silence is best as long as you're there comforting her :hug

[gypsie]

Now thats my girl!!!! And you said you were gonna give me that lil get up your wearin.....oh yeah I forgot, both of my boobs still wouldn't fill one of your cups!!!!:lol
You do remember our conversation about boob size right?:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Assless chaps are the sexiest things in the world, if my girlfriend had some, I would not let her wear anything else! :cool:I have them! By the way all chaps are assless:rolleyes:
Seriously - but I don't think I would wear them by themselves thye have some heavy duty zippers up the side and it would hurt if they pinched my legs:ugh:

[MAM2STEPN]

I'm feeling a hell of a lot better being here! Gawd - I've missed you all sooooooooooooo much!!!! :hug :hug :hug :hugYou need to come and play more often.......










and by that I mean join in the orgy!!:D

[fxblitz]

I have them! By the way all chaps are assless:rolleyes:

I know I was just going with ya, my best friend rides, I actually have a pair myself!

[OklahomaMama]

I had one woman and the whole time I was getting the exam I just wanted to smack her. I got the whole thats not how I would do it tone in her voice and I swear if my mom didnt know her I would have. But my mom works for the company I used to go to. The new place has like 5 male doctors so there is always a back up dr aval. whether its for deliveries or seeing patients.i know what you mean, chels... with a very rare exception, female docs i've worked with are a little condescending.
i think it's because they feel like they're always having to prove something to the world, i dunno




or maybe they're just bitches? :rolleyes:

[thing4377]

Well, my girlfriends grandpa is in the hospital, and it is kind of to the point where we are just waiting for him to pass on...:( this just sucks, nothing is worse than knowing someone is going to die and just waiting for it.. I mean what do you do, say etc?

yeah that blows for sure!!:( However, there is an up side.......there is time for goodbyes which is not the case when it is sudden, like a car accident or something, and the only thing you can say is sweetie, soon he will be in a better place and out of pain, and if there is anything I can do you know I am here for you. Not that it is going to make her feel better but sometimes just hearing those words and knowing someone is there makes all the difference in the world!! I keep ya in my thoughts, hope it is over for ya soon...not to sound harsh and rush someones death or anything! Here ya go...:hug , just for you!

[gypsie]

I know I was just going with ya, my best friend rides, I actually have a pair myself!
Bring them to the orgy and I'll bring mine!!:evil

[fxblitz]

i know, sweetie... it's very hard. best thing you can do is just be there for your girl & let her know that she can lean on you :angel
and don't feel like you have to say anything... sometimes silence is best as long as you're there comforting her :hug

It is hard for me, because I hate hospitals, my mom passed away literally a year ago, and ever since I just can't go in the hospital. So now her family just thinks I am a jackass and I don't want to be there!

[thing4377]

Been there done that.
He will come when he is ready. Your body knows better then your head listen to it

Shut up Kellie!!!! Your so rational!!!:lol










:hug you know I love you bunches!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

I know I was just going with ya, my best friend rides, I actually have a pair myself!how YOU doin'?
:evil


pics! :bounce pics! :bounce

[fxblitz]

Bring them to the orgy and I'll bring mine!!:evil

I'll be there, no bra's allowed! :D Just Cowboy hats and chaps...

[gypsie]

Thanks for the afternoon delight y'all!!:hug

Good luck at your appointment Christy.
I hope Noella is happy with her backreading.
See ya later!! It was nice to have our little family together even if some fo you couldn't stay for long.

Good Good times:thumbsup

[gypsie]

Shut up Kellie!!!! Your so rational!!!:lol


:hug you know I love you bunches!!!!
You shut-up
Both of mine were 9 days late and they were summer babies:violent

I love you too:hug

[gypsie]

I'll be there, no bra's allowed! :D Just Cowboy hats and chaps...
and spurs and whips

[chels012002]

i know what you mean, chels... with a very rare exception, female docs i've worked with are a little condescending.
i think it's because they feel like they're always having to prove something to the world, i dunno




or maybe they're just bitches? :rolleyes:Yeah both but the bitches thing more! :lol

[thing4377]

You shut-up
Both of mine were 9 days late and they were summer babies:violent

I love you too:hug


:hug :hug :hug I love it when we sas each other!!! I will talk to you before Tuesday, which is when my new appt is and either way, you are right!! so shut up and be happy I said you were right!! I don't say that often ya know!!
MWAAAHHHH!!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

*Adjusts assless chaps and bra with tassles* - Let's Ride ladies!!!
Hey, gimme back my chaps!

[OklahomaMama]

Hey, gimme back my chaps!didn't you show us your assless chaps a few weeks ago, Beefybaby? :p

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol You say hoo-hoo too! :lol :lolIt sounds a little nicer than TWAT!:D

[OklahomaMama]

It sounds a little nicer than TWAT!:Di'm not crazy about TWAT... until you remember it's an acronym for
Totally
Wet
And
Tasty

:evil

[thing4377]

It sounds a little nicer than TWAT!:D
Sure does, I call it my business!!:lol

[fxblitz]

how YOU doin'?
:evil


pics! :bounce pics! :bounce

If I had pictures like that, I don't think I would be working in this office right now! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

didn't you show us your assless chaps a few weeks ago, Beefybaby? :p
Yep, wanna see again?

[fxblitz]

Yep, wanna see again?

You comin' to the orgy, cause I don't know if I can handle the women screaming

"OHH BEEFY"

:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Yep, wanna see again?of course! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You comin' to the orgy, cause I don't know if I can handle the women screaming

"OHH BEEFY"

:evil:lol
you show up in those chaps and you'll hear "OHHHH, JAAAAMIEEEEEE" too
:D

[fxblitz]

:lol
you show up in those chaps and you'll hear "OHHHH, JAAAAMIEEEEEE" too
:D

Ok sounds fair.
:lol

[fxblitz]

:Looks around:

Where did everyone go? I'll put the chaps back on if you come back!

[MAM2STEPN]

Boy this place was really hopping today it took me about 2 1/2 hrs to get to the bottom from when I first started backreading!!!! Whew........!!! I feel like I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke!!!!:p

[OklahomaMama]

Boy this place was really hopping today it took me about 2 1/2 hrs to get to the bottom from when I first started backreading!!!! Whew........!!! I feel like I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke!!!!:pi know! :lol
it's crazy to keep up then POOF!
everyone disappears
:rolleyes:

[fxblitz]

Boy this place was really hopping today it took me about 2 1/2 hrs to get to the bottom from when I first started backreading!!!! Whew........!!! I feel like I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke!!!!:p

Yeah I tried to do that today, I couldn't find anything from yesterday so I gave up.

Meanwhile- Did you wear your chaps?

[fxblitz]

Alright where did everyone go seriously this is ridiculous, I am all by myself.

[il bacio dolce]

:lol I'm on the board.

[Nautiest_monkey]

Alright where did everyone go seriously this is ridiculous, I am all by myself.

I've been at lunch

[fxblitz]

:lol I'm on the board.

Well hello then how are you?

[il bacio dolce]

Kinda bummed. I baked cookies for my class today and nobody wanted them.

[fxblitz]

Kinda bummed. I baked cookies for my class today and nobody wanted them.

What a bunch of jerks, what kind of cookies?

[MAM2STEPN]

Kinda bummed. I baked cookies for my class today and nobody wanted them.The ingrates!:violent

[il bacio dolce]

They were peanut butter. But my man will eat them because HE appreciates everything I do for him... and likes my cookies.

[Nautiest_monkey]

They were peanut butter. But my man will eat them because HE appreciates everything I do for him... and likes my cookies.

sounds like a good guy

[fxblitz]

They were peanut butter. But my man will eat them because HE appreciates everything I do for him... and likes my cookies.

Peanut butter cookies are the shiznazzle, I would have eaten them.

How are you aside from the cookie issue?

[il bacio dolce]

I'm doing well. Sort of dreading the imminent work-filled weekend, but trying not to think about it.

[fxblitz]

I'm doing well. Sort of dreading the imminent work-filled weekend, but trying not to think about it.

Are you off for the rest of today, if so just have as much fun as you can. I always find, as soon as I am doing something I forget all of the shit I was thinking about before. Don't spend all your time looking forward, or you'll never remember what was behind you!

[il bacio dolce]

I work tonight, but I'll try and have some fun after work and tomorrow after work.

[fxblitz]

I work tonight, but I'll try and have some fun after work and tomorrow after work.

Ok well, just trying to cheer you up, you do seem kind of glum. :D

[Nautiest_monkey]

What exactly is Glum???

[il bacio dolce]

Yep. Bleh.

[OklahomaMama]

Yep. Bleh.:hug :hug :hug
don't worry about those jerks, cassie!

[il bacio dolce]

:) Kay.

[OklahomaMama]

What exactly is Glum???Eeyore is glum

[il bacio dolce]

Awww.

http://pages.preferred.com/~7ofus/kid's%20gif/eeyore.jpg

[Red_41]

Brendaaaaaa !!!! You here Mama! ... Guess what the postman brought me today?

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells, Bingle all the wayyyyyyyy!

:bounce :hug :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Brendaaaaaa !!!! You here Mama! ... Guess what the postman brought me today?

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells, Bingle all the wayyyyyyyy!

:bounce :hug :bounceHOORAY!!! :) i'm so glad you got 'em finally!


are there any Pussies left that DON'T jingle?? :lol
if so, let me know and i'll hook you up :)

or, for the currently jingling Pussies, if you'd like a set for your mom or friend who has admired yours, i can prolly get some made for them too.

ROCS: i'd be happy to make some for your ladies at home if you don't think they'd wonder why some wierd chick in Oklahoma is sending them jewelry :rolleyes:

[Red_41]

You should be getting something next week :)


Thank you! ... I love em ... the cats follow me around meowing :lol

[OklahomaMama]

You should be getting something next week :)


Thank you! ... I love em ... the cats follow me around meowing :lolyou're the second one to say that :p
my cats hauled ass when i put on their jingle bell collars that i made for 'em

ooooh, a present? for MEEE??? :bounce

i think that's why i like to shop online so much... it's like getting presents all the time! :lol

[Red_41]

Now now ... on line shopping is NOT the same thing ... unless you consider your credit card statements "presents" ... then, I suppose, there's always the make up sex after Pat freaks out about the bills! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Now now ... on line shopping is NOT the same thing ... unless you consider your credit card statements "presents" ... then, I suppose, there's always the make up sex after Pat freaks out about the bills! :lolwellll.... they're presents to me anyway! :p
besides, we have utterly separate credit cards, banks, etc. it's kinda wierd but it works for us.... he pays for some stuff, i pay for some stuff and usually when it comes to nick we both chip in. (unless i'm slick enuff to say "ooops! i forgot my credit card" :rolleyes: )

[Red_41]

wellll.... they're presents to me anyway! :p
besides, we have utterly separate credit cards, banks, etc. it's kinda wierd but it works for us.... he pays for some stuff, i pay for some stuff and usually when it comes to nick we both chip in. (unless i'm slick enuff to say "ooops! i forgot my credit card" :rolleyes: )
That's the way it should be puddin'.

So how are ya feeling? ... Day's almost over EH? *glances up at clock and notices time* ... watcha doin tonight?

[MAM2STEPN]

HOORAY!!! :) i'm so glad you got 'em finally!


are there any Pussies left that DON'T jingle?? :lol
if so, let me know and i'll hook you up :)

or, for the currently jingling Pussies, if you'd like a set for your mom or friend who has admired yours, i can prolly get some made for them too.

ROCS: i'd be happy to make some for your ladies at home if you don't think they'd wonder why some wierd chick in Oklahoma is sending them jewelry :rolleyes:Hi Mama and Noella, I think we are all jingling and tingling in the right places!:D And speaking of packages did you ever get yours?:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Who me or Mama? :lol

Hi Mary Ann !!!! :bounce :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

Who me or Mama? :lol

Hi Mary Ann !!!! :bounce :hugHi Noella, I sent Mama a RHCP dvd several weeks ago and I was wondering if the turtle...... ummmm I mean mail service has delivered it yet! One of my hobbies is collecting DMB taper shows let me know if you want one I'll PM you my list or if you just want some audio show's I collect those too!

[Red_41]

Cool!

So whatcha up to tonight sweetie?

[MAM2STEPN]

Cool!

So whatcha up to tonight sweetie?Nothing much, just staying in. How about you? Last weekend I was going to go see Closer with my daughter but her boyfriend is a jerk so she couldn't go so we ended up watching 50 first date's. She promised me she would go with me tomorrow, hmmmmm well see:rolleyes: I'll probably end up going by myself. So was that a yes on wanting a dvd?

[Red_41]

Nothing much, just staying in. How about you? Last weekend I was going to go see Closer with my daughter but her boyfriend is a jerk so she couldn't go so we ended up watching 50 first date's. She promised me she would go with me tomorrow, hmmmmm well see:rolleyes: I'll probably end up going by myself. So was that a yes on wanting a dvd?
Hmmm .. I haven't seen either Bridget Jones or Closer yet ... I actually wanna go and see Spangler (looks like a 3 hankey film) :).

I would LOVE a dvd ... that would be incredible :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

Hmmm .. I haven't seen either Bridget Jones or Closer yet ... I actually wanna go and see Spangler (looks like a 3 hankey film) :).

I would LOVE a dvd ... that would be incredible :hugI haven't heard of Spangler or do you mean Spanglish with Adam Sandler and Tea Leoni? What's 3 hankey film? Is that a Canadian term?:rolleyes: Kind of like a tear jerker?:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Ooops ... tee hee ... yes and yes ... It's Friday and I'm suffering serious brain drain! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Hi Mama and Noella, I think we are all jingling and tingling in the right places!:D And speaking of packages did you ever get yours?:rolleyes:no :(
*pout*
you don't love me anymore

*runs from thread, sobbing uncontrollably*




{{don't worry, i'll be back! just gotta pee real quick!}}
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

well, noella...
i'm home and i THOUGHT i was going to decorate the christmas tree but pat (aka Fucktard!) didn't get around to putting it up :violent
i understand that he gets busy but since he works where he lives i know damn good and well he spends plenty of time with his ass surgically attached to the couch!!!
GRRRR!

i was this close (imaging me holding up my index finger & thumb, k?) to bitch slapping him when he hands me a bee-YOU-tee-ful centerpiece with roses, holly sprigs, pine boughs and the latest Thomas Kincade collectible cottage



asshole!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

:rolleyes:
ok, i promised i'd publish Pat's X-rated Christmas wish list :lol
{he actually said, "go ahead and share it with all those nutty Daveheads you chat with!}

13. a pocket pussy (the one i have at home is broken, i think)
(that was apparently a dig at me and my boo boo neck!)
14. full frontal nude of Heater with pussy shot
15. full frontal nude of Alison with pussy shot

what is it with me and your foxy friends? i'm sick, that's it, i'm sick!
Oh, God help me, I'm sick!!
:lol

then he redeems his sorry ass with this last item:

16. most of all... YOU! forever & ever!!

[MAM2STEPN]

no :(
*pout*
you don't love me anymore

*runs from thread, sobbing uncontrollably*




{{don't worry, i'll be back! just gotta pee real quick!}}
:lolNo don't go, I still love you and always will! Ok go ahead and pee before you get Heater's bladder infection!:lol I think I'm going to have to work on getting you another one, it's been like 3 weeks since I mailed it?:BANG Would you also like one of the newer show's from this summer, those have the new songs

[MAM2STEPN]

:rolleyes:
ok, i promised i'd publish Pat's X-rated Christmas wish list :lol
{he actually said, "go ahead and share it with all those nutty Daveheads you chat with!}

13. a pocket pussy (the one i have at home is broken, i think)
(that was apparently a dig at me and my boo boo neck!)
14. full frontal nude of Heater with pussy shot
15. full frontal nude of Alison with pussy shot

what is it with me and your foxy friends? i'm sick, that's it, i'm sick!
Oh, God help me, I'm sick!!
:lol

then he redeems his sorry ass with this last item:

16. most of all... YOU! forever & ever!!Ahhhhhhh.... the nerve of the man, I guess now you'll have to keep him!!








and by that I mean give him a blow job!!!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

No don't go, I still love you and always will! Ok go ahead and pee before you get Heater's bladder infection!:lol I think I'm going to have to work on getting you another one, it's been like 3 weeks since I mailed it?:BANG Would you also like one of the newer show's from this summer, those have the new songsi peed already! :D
3 weeks, wow! that should have gotten here by now. maybe the christmas mailing season slowed it down. don't worry about it, sweetie. if i haven't gotten it by christmas you can send it again.
kellie is sending me a CD with all the new songs already, but thank you very much :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Ahhhhhhh.... the nerve of the man, I guess now you'll have to keep him!!








and by that I mean give him a blow job!!!:evilisn't he a riot??
i forgot to mention that the wish list was addressed "Dear Santa's Bitch"
:rolleyes:
yup, i guess i'm gonna have to put my neck collar on tonight *sigh*


:lol

[OklahomaMama]

helllooooooo?

*crickets chirping*
:p

[MAM2STEPN]

helllooooooo?

*crickets chirping*
:pEveryone must be at happy hour:rolleyes: Do you have any plans for this weekend?

[LegSpasm]

hiyo!

i've been told to check this thread out by Mrs. Mama. so I just thought I'd come inside and say hello, and I suppose say that I am a positive person?

[MAM2STEPN]

hiyo!

i've been told to check this thread out by Mrs. Mama. so I just thought I'd come inside and say hello, and I suppose say that I am a positive person?Hello Maidel, nice name! Welcome to +/- come and visit anytime!!:)

[OklahomaMama]

hello, Maidel (is that right?)
:hug
welcome welcome welcome!
:bounce

i've been meaning to ask (if you don't think i'm too nosy)... what does your user name mean?

[OklahomaMama]

Everyone must be at happy hour:rolleyes: Do you have any plans for this weekend?kicking Patrick's narrow ass if he doesn't get my christmas tree up! :lol
i'd do it myself but you know how pathetic and crippled i am :rolleyes:



did that make you feel sorry for me? :p

[LegSpasm]

Hey there Mary Ann & Brenda! Thanks for the nice welcome!!! *bananas for all*

No problem for explaining my username.

ok, before dmb, i was a huge Clay Aiken fan. *i wait for you to roll your eyes*
anywho, the way that clay sometimes shakes it resembled the way that dave did, and that's what someone commented on a Clay Aiken board I frequented.

So anywho, after being introduced to dmb, I googled, and somehow I came accross an article of dave talking about his dancing abilities.

(quick google search & the article: http://www.msu.edu/user/tackettg/dmbspin.htm )

anywho, after being asked about that dance of his, he replies:

"You mean my goofy leg spasm? I can't fight off the dance. I think it's genetic. My grandmother used to do the Charleston when she was a wild woman of the '20s. and I think I got it from her. I guess I'll never have a cool rock'n'roll dance. "

Because that one quote had me laughing very hard, I figure I'd try and get that as a screenname. When I joined antsmarching.org, I figure I'd check to see if anyone had it. No one did, and now I do.

And Yes, I think Dancing Dave Rocks.


----------------------------
& yes, my name is Maidel. Pronounced in English as My-Dell. Like the computer. ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

kicking Patrick's narrow ass if he doesn't get my christmas tree up! :lol
i'd do it myself but you know how pathetic and crippled i am :rolleyes:



did that make you feel sorry for me? :pYes because I know you are in pain:( You better play that sympathy card well with Pat though!:D

[LegSpasm]

what happened to brenda?

[OklahomaMama]

Hey there Mary Ann & Brenda! Thanks for the nice welcome!!! *bananas for all*

No problem for explaining my username.

ok, before dmb, i was a huge Clay Aiken fan. *i wait for you to roll your eyes*
anywho, the way that clay sometimes shakes it resembled the way that dave did, and that's what someone commented on a Clay Aiken board I frequented.

So anywho, after being introduced to dmb, I googled, and somehow I came accross an article of dave talking about his dancing abilities.

(quick google search & the article: http://www.msu.edu/user/tackettg/dmbspin.htm )

anywho, after being asked about that dance of his, he replies:

"You mean my goofy leg spasm? I can't fight off the dance. I think it's genetic. My grandmother used to do the Charleston when she was a wild woman of the '20s. and I think I got it from her. I guess I'll never have a cool rock'n'roll dance. "

Because that one quote had me laughing very hard, I figure I'd try and get that as a screenname. When I joined antsmarching.org, I figure I'd check to see if anyone had it. No one did, and now I do.

And Yes, I think Dancing Dave Rocks.


----------------------------
& yes, my name is Maidel. Pronounced in English as My-Dell. Like the computer. ;)i think that's a GREAT story, My-Dell ;)
i was so lonesome being the only Oklahoma DMB fan i knew that i thought if i incorporated it in my user name someone might say "HEY! i'm here too!" :lol
there's a few other Okies but they're young college guys *shrugs shoulders*
and the mama part kinda came out by accident... i got carried away one day typing "oklahoma", tacked on an extra set of "ma" and
TA DA! OklahomaMama was born!


why yes, i AM a dork...why do you ask? :D

[MAM2STEPN]

what happened to brenda?She's probably whoring for more post's on another thread:D Don't worry she'll be back. Does your mom like DMB also?

[OklahomaMama]

what happened to brenda?stirring the chili! BRB :)

[MAM2STEPN]

Maidel I loved that story about Dave's leg spasms!! I just love when he tear's it up!!!

[LegSpasm]

i think that's a GREAT story, My-Dell ;)
i was so lonesome being the only Oklahoma DMB fan i knew that i thought if i incorporated it in my user name someone might say "HEY! i'm here too!" :lol
there's a few other Okies but they're young college guys *shrugs shoulders*
and the mama part kinda came out by accident... i got carried away one day typing "oklahoma", tacked on an extra set of "ma" and
TA DA! OklahomaMama was born!


why yes, i AM a dork...why do you ask? :D
I had the same theory of making my s/n LegSpasm, that someone would know what I was talking about. I recall one person did. And then that was it. But hey, I'm good, I like my story. :)

And there is nothing wrong with being a dork. My e-mail would just happen to be dorkyglasses@aol.com. So trust me when I say that you aren't the only one who happens to have been born with the dork gene. :)

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok it's 5:00 I'm out of here!!!! Have a great weekend!!!:hug

[LegSpasm]

She's probably whoring for more post's on another thread:D Don't worry she'll be back. Does your mom like DMB also?
She's not really heard their songs. She has heard the entire "Some Devil" CD. She likes it. Now then, we are talking about the woman whom the second I got into the car after buying the CD tells me that that man is hot.

She's a special lady alright. :D

[LegSpasm]

Maidel I loved that story about Dave's leg spasms!! I just love when he tear's it up!!!
He's just adorable when he does it. Dances just like nobodies watching. :bounce

Btw, enjoy your ride home!

[LegSpasm]

stirring the chili! BRB :)
you seem to be famous with that chili. :)

I was kinda referring to what happened to you that you are in pain? I'm sorry, I wasn't being as clear as I had hoped. :)

[OklahomaMama]

i'm back and i'm not in a good mood GRRRR!
my idiot husband (who is at work) calls me to say "what's for dinner?"
i tell him chili nachos, yadda yadda yadda and then he launches into a 10minute 55 second discussion on why he wants them Sunday and not tonight :BANG

so, i'm fixin' to have a BLT and HE can just make himself a goat shit sandwich when he gets home! :lol
moron!
[/rant]

anyway, if you're still here My-Dell (hope you don't mind that nickname, BTW)... i love that your mom thinks Dave is sexy :) Some :evil turned on a lot of folks who weren't into DMB previously. i think i lent my extra CD out to five different folks :p (i had an extra one because i got impatient with the Warehouse sending me my preorder so i bought one @ Hastings on my lunch hour, only to come home and find it in the mail!)

[OklahomaMama]

oh, and my pain... i have three herniated discs in my neck & i'm going to have surgery on January 7th...
there are days when i will whimper and whine about the pain, numbness, burning & tingling so i'm preapologizing now
:p

[OklahomaMama]

...And there is nothing wrong with being a dork. My e-mail would just happen to be dorkyglasses@aol.com. So trust me when I say that you aren't the only one who happens to have been born with the dork gene. :)apparently dorkiness is genetic in my family ...my 15 year old niece has "bandnerd" in her e-mail address & my son made his up by just beating random letters on the keyboard with his face :lol

[LegSpasm]

i'm back and i'm not in a good mood GRRRR!
my idiot husband (who is at work) calls me to say "what's for dinner?"
i tell him chili nachos, yadda yadda yadda and then he launches into a 10minute 55 second discussion on why he wants them Sunday and not tonight :BANG

so, i'm fixin' to have a BLT and HE can just make himself a goat shit sandwich when he gets home! :lol
moron!
[/rant]

anyway, if you're still here My-Dell (hope you don't mind that nickname, BTW)... i love that your mom thinks Dave is sexy :) Some :evil turned on a lot of folks who weren't into DMB previously. i think i lent my extra CD out to five different folks :p (i had an extra one because i got impatient with the Warehouse sending me my preorder so i bought one @ Hastings on my lunch hour, only to come home and find it in the mail!)

Guys can be such weewees. Even the ones we love. That's ok though, he'll be eating the goat shit not you.

No I don't mind the nickname. Actually my friends also gave me "Midol" as a nickname. So you can use either. ;)

I know that Some Devil was the first "DMB" CD I had, even though it wasn't the band, but it did get me to open up. Then came The Gorge. Then came the rest of them when I went crazy and ended up spending all of my reward zone points on them.

But if we are going to talk about the Post Office horror stories, I have one that shall bring chills down your spine. Because I had never listened to dmb before, I never got to see their videos and I could not find images, or anything anywhere. So I got desperate. I went to best buy. they didn't have it. I bought it online. So I waited. The lady in the store told me I should get it that following Monday. Well.... after 3 weeks of waiting, tracking down my package, which had left from a warehouse in broward (literrally 15 minutes away from where I live) to be shipped to jacksonville (*i was mad*), to them be shipped home.

After calling various post offices, tracking down my package, getting the proverbial runaround, and finally cancelling my order while the idiots told me I'd have to wait 15 more days (to the 20+ I already had) unless I wanted to pay more for them to ship it again. I canceled my order. I was then asked "is there anything else Best Buy can help me out with". (my reply, "you can hop on your broom and deliver my package, oh wait, let me guess, you can't do that either")

So the next day, I go to barnes and noble, buy the damn DVD. (they had it all the time) That night, the DVD arrives at my house.

So I now have two.

[LegSpasm]

oh, and my pain... i have three herniated discs in my neck & i'm going to have surgery on January 7th...
there are days when i will whimper and whine about the pain, numbness, burning & tingling so i'm preapologizing now
:p
ouch, my dad has that, only he has 2. He still refuses to go in for surgery, so that can't be good. That's ok, whimper and whine all you want love, I will be here to hear you whine. Unless I am studying for my finals. *le sigh*

[LegSpasm]

apparently dorkiness is genetic in my family ...my 15 year old niece has "bandnerd" in her e-mail address & my son made his up by just beating random letters on the keyboard with his face :lol
now you have a cool family.
I know that there is nothing wrong with having dork genes. I wish that when I have a child it comes out like a little dork that has leg spasms for dances. :)

[OklahomaMama]

ouch, my dad has that, only he has 2. He still refuses to go in for surgery, so that can't be good. That's ok, whimper and whine all you want love, I will be here to hear you whine. Unless I am studying for my finals. *le sigh*if it weren't for various appendages going numb & weak, i'd probably blow it off too :rolleyes:
it's kinda funny really... when i worked OB/GYN i ended up with a hysterectomy, when i started doing heart tests on patients i developed a murmur and arrhythmia... i've been working in neurology/neurosurgery since 91 so i guess it was just a matter of time! :lol

i always say i will NEVER work for an oncologist or a proctologist... EVER!
:p

[OklahomaMama]

now you have a cool family.
I know that there is nothing wrong with having dork genes. I wish that when I have a child it comes out like a little dork that has leg spasms for dances. :)well then... you need to know something important

i'm scouting you as a prospective daughter in law! :lol
my son is a math genius at the University of Oklahoma (GO SOONERS!)
so that pretty much guarantees nerd/dork grandchildren for me

;)

[LegSpasm]

if it weren't for various appendages going numb & weak, i'd probably blow it off too :rolleyes:
it's kinda funny really... when i worked OB/GYN i ended up with a hysterectomy, when i started doing heart tests on patients i developed a murmur and arrhythmia... i've been working in neurology/neurosurgery since 91 so i guess it was just a matter of time! :lol

i always say i will NEVER work for an oncologist or a proctologist... EVER!
:p
well with that history, I honestly don't think that I'd like to work for them either. :lol

[gypsie]

i peed already! :D
3 weeks, wow! that should have gotten here by now. maybe the christmas mailing season slowed it down. don't worry about it, sweetie. if i haven't gotten it by christmas you can send it again.
kellie is sending me a CD with all the new songs already, but thank you very much :hug
Already packaged and going out tomorrow :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Already packaged and going out tomorrow :hugYaaaaay! :bounce

are the babies settled down for the night? :)

[LegSpasm]

well then... you need to know something important

i'm scouting you as a prospective daughter in law! :lol
my son is a math genius at the University of Oklahoma (GO SOONERS!)
so that pretty much guarantees nerd/dork grandchildren for me

;)

This is the first time I am being scouted. I feel so privileged. :lol
Math genius, wow, that says a lot. I loved math growing up, I even wanted that to be my major. I was a complete math geek, but then I became jaded with my college professors and their lack of proper English or common sense, so my major has changed.

But hey dork grandkids are awesome. They have their hair cut all dorkish, and would be like... "Grandma, I know that most grandkids don't tell their grandmas that they like them, but I love you Grandma, even more so than calculus". :D

And for what it's worth, since it can't be UM, I want it to be Oklahoma. ;)

[LegSpasm]

Yaaaaay! :bounce

are the babies settled down for the night? :)
no wonder everyone like mama, she asks questions that make you feel special.

[gypsie]

i'm back and i'm not in a good mood GRRRR!
my idiot husband (who is at work) calls me to say "what's for dinner?"
i tell him chili nachos, yadda yadda yadda and then he launches into a 10minute 55 second discussion on why he wants them Sunday and not tonight :BANG

so, i'm fixin' to have a BLT and HE can just make himself a goat shit sandwich when he gets home! :lol
moron!
[/rant]

anyway, if you're still here My-Dell (hope you don't mind that nickname, BTW)... i love that your mom thinks Dave is sexy :) Some :evil turned on a lot of folks who weren't into DMB previously. i think i lent my extra CD out to five different folks :p (i had an extra one because i got impatient with the Warehouse sending me my preorder so i bought one @ Hastings on my lunch hour, only to come home and find it in the mail!)

Mmmmmm...goat shit sammwich:lol

[OklahomaMama]

This is the first time I am being scouted. I feel so privileged. :lol
Math genius, wow, that says a lot. I loved math growing up, I even wanted that to be my major. I was a complete math geek, but then I became jaded with my college professors and their lack of proper English or common sense, so my major has changed.

But hey dork grandkids are awesome. They have their hair cut all dorkish, and would be like... "Grandma, I know that most grandkids don't tell their grandmas that they like them, but I love you Grandma, even more so than calculus". :D

And for what it's worth, since it can't be UM, I want it to be Oklahoma. ;)well... being the genius he is, he doesn't necessarily have the time (or social skills) to date {and most importantly, find a girl that loves DMB and that his Mama likes! ;) }
he's a good looking guy (IMO) but really shy. he managed to complete his freshman year in one semester and aced Linear Algebra (he did Calc I, II, III and analytical geometry while still in HS)... only undergraduate in the class & he was #1 :D
i'll have to see if i can dig up a picture of him where he isn't scruffy looking :p

you're rooting for Oklahoma?? i love you already! :angel


what's your major now?

[gypsie]

Yaaaaay! :bounce

are the babies settled down for the night? :)
yeah and the kids are too;)
I have to clean and exercise - I have beeen eating way too much sugar - I need more roughage

[OklahomaMama]

Mmmmmm...goat shit sammwich:loli'm serious! there's a pasture right outside my apartment building! i'll scoop up some prairie dog shit if i have to



just to prove a point, mind you!
:lol

[gypsie]

i'm serious! there's a pasture right outside my apartment building! i'll scoop up some prairie dog shit if i have to



just to prove a point, mind you!
:lol
You have my address right?:lol

[OklahomaMama]

yeah and the kids are too;)
I have to clean and exercise - I have beeen eating way too much sugar - I need more roughage:lol i knew you'd pick up on that reference to Bart!

*sigh* i know.. "tis the season" 'n all that jazz
i'm surprised but not entirely displeased that our patients haven't already started bringing in buttloads of cookies & brownies & homemade goodies.
you know you're living large when you have peanut brittle and fudge for breakfast :p

[OklahomaMama]

You have my address right?:lolyup! :D

did i ever tell you about my "Mr Hankie" cookies i made for christmas a couple of years ago?
:p

[gypsie]

:lol i knew you'd pick up on that reference to Bart!

*sigh* i know.. "tis the season" 'n all that jazz
i'm surprised but not entirely displeased that our patients haven't already started bringing in buttloads of cookies & brownies & homemade goodies.
you know you're living large when you have peanut brittle and fudge for breakfast :p

Fudge?!:ugh:

*runs to Mama's christmas present rips out fudge places cd back*

What fudge?!?:rolleyes: :angel

Just kidding - I don't want that shit in my house anymore, I have no self control (see if that brings the men out);)

[gypsie]

yup! :D

did i ever tell you about my "Mr Hankie" cookies i made for christmas a couple of years ago?
:p
No do tell!!:bounce

[OklahomaMama]

sorry about that.... stoopid computer!!
anyway, i was making sugar christmas cookies and i FINALLY found brown food dye (powder...works great!) so i could make reindeer.
anyway, it was around 3am and i was getting loopy so i took the last of the brown dough and made a Mr Hankie! :lol i gave him a Santa hat and a face & everything. :p
i thought Pat would be amused but alas! to this day he tells the tale of the year i tried to give Santa Claus Shit Cookies and milk
:rolleyes:

[fxblitz]

What exactly is Glum???

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=glum
:D

[fxblitz]

hiyo!

i've been told to check this thread out by Mrs. Mama. so I just thought I'd come inside and say hello, and I suppose say that I am a positive person?

Hello Maidel sorry I missed you. :)

[fxblitz]

She's not really heard their songs. She has heard the entire "Some Devil" CD. She likes it. Now then, we are talking about the woman whom the second I got into the car after buying the CD tells me that that man is hot.

She's a special lady alright. :D

I just converted my dad yesterday, it took me 2 years!

[Red_41]

*shuffles in with crusty eyes and mohawk*

Gmorning ... *raises mug waiting for clink*

:hug

[gypsie]

*runs in skids to a stop not spilling a drop*

CLINK!!!!

How are you feeling this mornng honey?:hug

[Red_41]

So! ... how much time DO you have this morning before ya gotta jet outta here? :)

[chels012002]

Hey everyone!!!

[fxblitz]

Hey eveybody how are we all today?

[fxblitz]

Hey everyone!!!

Hi Chelsie how are you today? :)

[chels012002]

Good how are you?

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Pussies, hope everyone is having a good weekend so far.

and by good, I mean sexually gratifying.

[chels012002]

Hey beefy :hug

and yeah I am getting myself some tonight

;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

You go C-dawg!!! I'm fixin' to do the same.



Yes, I said "fixin".

[il bacio dolce]

Do you guys like the new avatar?

[chels012002]

You go C-dawg!!! I'm fixin' to do the same.



Yes, I said "fixin".
Yeah I know I am lucky that I can just bribe him and he will ask to be with me! I should always threaten something to that extent :lol

[chels012002]

Do you guys like the new avatar?
It's Charlie-fied I like it!:D

[Nautiest_monkey]

good day Chels

[fxblitz]

What up monkey?

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hello to everyone. I have finallly woken up and it only took me being at work for two hours for that to happen.

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello to everyone. I have finallly woken up and it only took me being at work for two hours for that to happen.
You're at work, that sux.

[fxblitz]

Hello to everyone. I have finallly woken up and it only took me being at work for two hours for that to happen.

Yeah that sucks I hated working on Saturdays
:devil

[il bacio dolce]

Wearing my jingly bracelet and earrings to work today and I'll keep track of how many customers comment on it. :D

[Nautiest_monkey]

I'm feeling onery

[il bacio dolce]

Ornary. :)

[Nautiest_monkey]

i think that depends on where you're from

[System]

Wearing my jingly bracelet and earrings to work today and I'll keep track of how many customers comment on it. :D


i like earrings that jingle and jangle, they are comical if over done

[Nautiest_monkey]

I want to hear fool in the rain really bad right now

[System]

I want to hear fool in the rain really bad right now


i wanna here the sound of me sleeping, but alas, homework in the way again.

[il bacio dolce]

500 posts til 20,000 in this thread. What do you think? Four days?

[fxblitz]

500 posts til 20,000 in this thread. What do you think? Four days?

Probably, it has been pretty active recently