Positive or Negative?

[Beefsteak1138]

20,000 Posts in Positive/Negative !!!!

:multi :bounce :monkey :bounce :multi
Lets all get drunk and screw.

[il bacio dolce]

I want to be drinking now. But I'm at school soooo that doesn't work.

[System]

You ARE a rocket scientist?! Hmmm. That's cool.


It is sooooo fucking cold outside.


i am a rocket scientist and yes it is really cold outside.

thank you captain obvious. ;) ..today i will make my predection of what day of the week comes next

[il bacio dolce]

Hey, you shit. It might not be cold everywhere, I was just saying, it is cold here.
The snow has lightened up though.

[System]

Hey, you shit. It might not be cold everywhere, I was just saying, it is cold here.
The snow has lightened up though.


relax, i am just playing....postive vibes remember?

[il bacio dolce]

I know i know!
Off to class for a while.

[Nautiest_monkey]

morning all

[come&dancew/me]

Hellooooooo......Anyone out there??? Why is it that every time I'm online nobody else fucking is???!!! I'm starting to think that there's some kind of conspiracy!

[Nautiest_monkey]

I'm still here, just a little quiet

[stunnersal]

.......quick run.......... :monkey

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm here, but busy today...about to run out for some lunch (unless someone wants to come here and bring me some Sonic).

[come&dancew/me]

I'm still here, just a little quiet
Oh! Hello there. I don't belive we've met...At least I don't remember. :p How are ya? When are you usually online? I was one of the orginals on this thread, but it's since taken a back seat to my looking for a job, so I'm not able to jump online here as often as I'd like to!

[gypsie]

Hellooooooo......Anyone out there??? Why is it that every time I'm online nobody else fucking is???!!! I'm starting to think that there's some kind of conspiracy!
HEy stranger:hug :hug
How have you been:hug

[Nautiest_monkey]

:bounce and :D is how I was saturday night

:freak :freak was how I felt Sunday afternoon

[come&dancew/me]

I'm here, but busy today...about to run out for some lunch (unless someone wants to come here and bring me some Sonic).

;) I've got dessert when you're ready.

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh! I was one of the orginals on this thread, but it's since taken a back seat to my looking for a job, so I'm not able to jump online here as often as I'd like to!
Looking for a job?? You call that an excuse? ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

;) I've got dessert when you're ready.
mmmmmmmmm.....and just what would that dessert entail??

[come&dancew/me]

HEy stranger:hug :hug
How have you been:hug
Kellie! :hug :hug Okay, but cold as shit!!! Blech. Lot's of snow too! I bet it hit you down there too, eh?

[gypsie]

Lets all get drunk and screw.
I miss all of the good stuff:o

[Nautiest_monkey]

Oh! Hello there. I don't belive we've met...At least I don't remember. :p How are ya? When are you usually online? I was one of the orginals on this thread, but it's since taken a back seat to my looking for a job, so I'm not able to jump online here as often as I'd like to!

I'm always online 10am-7pm, tuesday through Saturday. It's the beauty of my job.

[come&dancew/me]

Looking for a job?? You call that an excuse? ;)
Nope, I call it a REASON. Smartass....

[Beefsteak1138]

Nope, I call it a REASON. Smartass....
Reasons are like assholes, we all have 'em and they all stink.

[come&dancew/me]

mmmmmmmmm.....and just what would that dessert entail??
chocolate covered pussy. how'zat sound?

[gypsie]

I'm here, but busy today...about to run out for some lunch (unless someone wants to come here and bring me some Sonic).*jumps in car flies to Fredericksburg Sonic, flies back to Beefs office, rips off clothes put trench and heels on, knocks on door to office*
I got your sonic right here Beefy:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

chocolate covered pussy. how'zat sound?
Wow, no beating around the bush. Sounds good to me.

[come&dancew/me]

I'm always online 10am-7pm, tuesday through Saturday. It's the beauty of my job.
Whaddaya do?

[gypsie]

Kellie! :hug :hug Okay, but cold as shit!!! Blech. Lot's of snow too! I bet it hit you down there too, eh?
No snow high 30's - so yeah it's cold to me.
Any luck with the job thing?

[come&dancew/me]

Wow, no beating around the bush. Sounds good to me.
Actually, there's no bush to beat around. I'm all smooth, baby. 100%!

[Beefsteak1138]

*jumps in car flies to Fredericksburg Sonic, flies back to Beefs office, rips off clothes put trench and heels on, knocks on door to office*
I got your sonic right here Beefy:evil
That was quick!!!!

Hey! I asked for large fries, not medium.

[Beefsteak1138]

Actually, there's no bush to beat around. I'm all smooth, baby. 100%!
Just the way I like it. (pics????)

[come&dancew/me]

No snow high 30's - so yeah it's cold to me.
Any luck with the job thing?
None yet. Still applying for stuff, but no calls yet. There was an Exec. Dir. position for a local nonprofit that I applied for last week. It's right up my alley, but it doesn't sound like they'd be able to pay me what I want. We'll see....

How are the kiddies, and the pets, and the hubby?

[gypsie]

That was quick!!!!

Hey! I asked for large fries, not medium.
I was hopingthat you wouldn't notice:o

[System]

from mama

Tell everyone I love them & miss them bunches!
MWAAAAH!




HEY ALI!!! WHAT UP!! SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!

[System]

Actually, there's no bush to beat around. I'm all smooth, baby. 100%!


i knew i liked you for a reason

[gypsie]

None yet. Still applying for stuff, but no calls yet. There was an Exec. Dir. position for a local nonprofit that I applied for last week. It's right up my alley, but it doesn't sound like they'd be able to pay me what I want. We'll see....

How are the kiddies, and the pets, and the hubby?
Family is god - getting excited for Christmas.
Starting to work more at the gym so the next few weeks are going to be quite hectic until I get my routine down. IT will be nice to have a little extra cash around this time of year:rolleyes:
I will keep my fingers crossed about the job:hug

[gypsie]

from mama

Tell everyone I love them & miss them bunches!
MWAAAAH!




HEY ALI!!! WHAT UP!! SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!
YOu finally finished your project and now you are done completely or just until next semester?

[come&dancew/me]

from mama

Tell everyone I love them & miss them bunches!
MWAAAAH!
HEY ALI!!! WHAT UP!! SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!
Aw! Many smooches back to Mama! (I'll have to call her...)

WOO-HOO!!!! :bounce School's over! :bounce Yay!!!! NOW you can spend your time doing more productive things. *ahem*

[come&dancew/me]

i knew i liked you for a reason
You're just now figuring that out?? :violent I gotta try harder next time!!

[come&dancew/me]

Family is god - getting excited for Christmas.
Starting to work more at the gym so the next few weeks are going to be quite hectic until I get my routine down. IT will be nice to have a little extra cash around this time of year:rolleyes:
I will keep my fingers crossed about the job:hug
*sigh*

I miss my gym... How 'bout I drive down there and we can work out together. Do yoga 'n shit and send pictures to the ROCs!!!???

[LegSpasm]

Good Afternoon y'all!
How are you guys doing today?

[gypsie]

*sigh*

I miss my gym... How 'bout I drive down there and we can work out together. Do yoga 'n shit and send pictures to the ROCs!!!???
You know I am all about that!!:bounce
Come on down :hug You are always welcome

[gypsie]

*sigh*

I miss my gym... How 'bout I drive down there and we can work out together. Do yoga 'n shit and send pictures to the ROCs!!!???
Would this include Heater?:lol

[System]

YOu finally finished your project and now you are done completely or just until next semester?


just till next semester, 1 class for my degree and then 1 more in civil engineering to see if that is something i wanna get into

[gypsie]

just till next semester, 1 class for my degree and then 1 more in civil engineering to see if that is something i wanna get into
That is so awesome!!!
I am really proud of you for working so hard and getting done:hug

[gypsie]

Yum! Red vines and diet Dr.Pepper:rolleyes:

Everyone leave me?:(

[Beefsteak1138]

Yum! Red vines and diet Dr.Pepper:rolleyes:

Everyone leave me?:(
Yep, I was waiting for my Sonic, but you never showed.


Time for some Mickey D's.

[come&dancew/me]

Would this include Heater?:lol
:lol *ROTFL*

We should definitely invite her if pooping is going to be happening.

[come&dancew/me]

just till next semester, 1 class for my degree and then 1 more in civil engineering to see if that is something i wanna get into
How'd you get so smart, Tony? :p

[gypsie]

Yep, I was waiting for my Sonic, but you never showed.


Time for some Mickey D's.
Fredericksburg isn't next store biotch!!:lol
How bout you go get something healthy so we can use less grease to get you into the back door tonight;)

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

[OlivePoet]

heater, mama,

you guys both sick

i love it
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

The only trade Heater is going to do will hopefully be with me and Bart when we swap but only temporarily and on holidays and rainy days - right? That was the plan Heater?:evil
Sounds about right! :p

[OlivePoet]

I think you should pull up your shirts and bump your bellies - much hotter;)
:ugh: Holy shit I just read that after my last post :lol
Cue twillight zone music
:lol

[gypsie]

:: backreadin' ::
Hey Heater:hug

[gypsie]

Sounds about right! :p
:thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

I hate working all day with a stain on my pants!!
I know there's a dirty comment to follow here somewhere. :lol

[OlivePoet]

I've got your work number ... I can call you and give you verbal backreading if you want? :evil .... kinda like Oral Ants :lol
I thought this was already in effect! :p

[OlivePoet]

oh, what the hell.... :lol

(580) 458-2198

in the immortal words of Blondie:

CALL ME!
:D
I love how huge your balls are! :p

[The Onion]

I know there's a dirty comment to follow here somewhere. :lol
What do you mean?


Wait a minute... You sick freak!:eek:

[OlivePoet]

20,000 Posts in Positive/Negative !!!!

:multi :bounce :monkey :bounce :multi
:lol Mama's got more posts than our thread does! :lol

[OlivePoet]

I'm always online 10am-7pm, tuesday through Saturday. It's the beauty of my job.
I want your job!

[gypsie]

I know there's a dirty comment to follow here somewhere. :lol
I made one but noone paid attention to me:o

[OlivePoet]

Reasons are like assholes, we all have 'em and they all stink.
My ass smells like roses and tastes like sugar!
































Brown sugar, but sugar nonetheless. :p

[OlivePoet]

chocolate covered pussy. how'zat sound?
Like a culinary delight! :p

I knew there was a reason I wanted to be a chef.

[gypsie]

My ass smells like roses and tastes like sugar!

Brown sugar, but sugar nonetheless. :p
When are we having our 'spa' day;)

[come&dancew/me]

My ass smells like roses and tastes like sugar!
Brown sugar, but sugar nonetheless. :p
Oh, Heater, I've missed you! :hug :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

Would this include Heater?:lol
It'd better! :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey Heater:hug
Hey sweetie!!
I think I'm all caught up now. :p

[OlivePoet]

What do you mean?


Wait a minute... You sick freak!:eek:
:lol

Hi! :hug
We haven't really met. But I love "The Onion!" I'm Heater.

[OlivePoet]

I made one but noone paid attention to me:o
I must have read right over it. :( I'm sowwy.

[OlivePoet]

When are we having our 'spa' day;)
:p

::: jumps in car :::
In about 14 hours!

[OlivePoet]

Oh, Heater, I've missed you! :hug :hug :hug
Hi!! Yay! :bounce You're still here! :multi

[come&dancew/me]

Hi!! Yay! :bounce You're still here! :multi
I'm here! I'm here!
:bounce And so is Kellie! And so are you!
How's the day? You getting out early today?

[chels012002]

Hey everyone!!

[gypsie]

I must have read right over it. :( I'm sowwy.
You and everyone else - I guess I will just have to stop being so demure and shy when I post and try to be more abrasive and brash - I hope I can do it:lol

[gypsie]

:p

::: jumps in car :::
In about 14 hours!
Tease!!!!:evil

[gypsie]

Hey Chels!!:hug

[OlivePoet]

Hey everyone!!
Hi! :hug

[gypsie]

It is so windy here.

What part of PA are you in Ali?
Bart said that you are getting punded with snow and it's coming our way:bounce
I can't wait to see how Kolbie likes the snow.:angel
I have to get her a snowsuit

[OlivePoet]

You and everyone else - I guess I will just have to stop being so demure and shy when I post and try to be more abrasive and brash - I hope I can do it:lol
I wonder if they offer classes for that :lol

[chels012002]

Hey Chels!!:hug
Hey :hug

Hi! :hug
Hey you too :hug

[OlivePoet]

Tease!!!!:evil
Makes me a "spa tease!" :lol (OK, *I* think that sounds like "cock tease!")

[Beefsteak1138]

It is so windy here.

What part of PA are you in Ali?
Bart said that you are getting punded with snow and it's coming our way:bounce
I can't wait to see how Kolbie likes the snow.:angel
I have to get her a snowsuit
Really? That would kick ass, I love snow.

[gypsie]

I wonder if they offer classes for that :lol
One can hope. If only I knew some people that were asertive enough to be able to show me the way:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

I'm here! I'm here!
:bounce And so is Kellie! And so are you!
How's the day? You getting out early today?
:confused:
I posted to this, it didn't come up.

My day is good! I called off work today. :p I only get out early on Fridays.

[OlivePoet]

Really? That would kick ass, I love snow.
I do not heart snow!

[chels012002]

Really? That would kick ass, I love snow.
Hey Beefy:hug

[OlivePoet]

One can hope. If only I knew some people that were asertive enough to be able to show me the way:rolleyes:
:::waves hand frantically::: :evil

[stunnersal]

I do not heart snow!
You better heart it im hitting you with snowballs... :twak

[gypsie]

Makes me a "spa tease!" :lol (OK, *I* think that sounds like "cock tease!")
as long as the concept behind it is the same:evil ;)

[chels012002]

I do not heart snow!
OMG I lived in Denver for a winter two years ago and snowed in alone and everything while being preggers and still loved it!

[OlivePoet]

You better heart it im hitting you with snowballs... :twak
Yeah, if you decide I'm good enough to spend NYE with. :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

as long as the concept behind it is the same:evil ;)
:lol Good point! :p

And yes. Yes it is! :evil

[gypsie]

Really? That would kick ass, I love snow.
If it's going to be cold it might as well be snowing:thumbsup
Will you come over and make snow angels on ...uh.. I mean with me?

I sent your package it should be there today or tomorrow.
By the way if anyone gets a brown package with no return address and fudge in it, it's from me unless you don't like the fudge then it's from Mama:lol :monkey

[come&dancew/me]

It is so windy here.

What part of PA are you in Ali?
Bart said that you are getting punded with snow and it's coming our way:bounce
I can't wait to see how Kolbie likes the snow.:angel
I have to get her a snowsuit
I'm in Pgh (SW PA). We didn't get pounded really, but it's very cold and dry snow. Great receipe for ice. That's been the worst! Yuck!!!! I want to be in the South where it's all warm 'n sunny.

[chels012002]

You better heart it im hitting you with snowballs... :twak
Hey sal I've got a whole pile over here!!

[OlivePoet]

OMG I lived in Denver for a winter two years ago and snowed in alone and everything while being preggers and still loved it!
If I were snowed it somewhere, THEN I would love it! I hate the idiot drivers on the road. (Man, when did I get old?!?)

[OlivePoet]

If it's going to be cold it might as well be snowing:thumbsup
Will you come over and make snow angels on ...uh.. I mean with me?

I sent your package it should be there today or tomorrow.
By the way if anyone gets a brown package with no return address and fudge in it, it's from me unless you don't like the fudge then it's from Mama:lol :monkey
:lol

[chels012002]

By the way if anyone gets a brown package with no return address and fudge in it, it's from me unless you don't like the fudge then it's from Mama:lol :monkey
OMG Now thats funny!

[come&dancew/me]

I do not heart snow!
I don't heart snow either when it's like this. But I DO heart it when there's lots and lots and lots of it. When people are cross-country skiing down the street!

[OlivePoet]

I'm in Pgh (SW PA). We didn't get pounded really, but it's very cold and dry snow. Great receipe for ice. That's been the worst! Yuck!!!! I want to be in the South where it's all warm 'n sunny.
I'm sorry to hear you didn't get pounded. :lol

[chels012002]

If I were snowed it somewhere, THEN I would love it! I hate the idiot drivers on the road. (Man, when did I get old?!?)
Hating the drivers on the road doesnt make you old it makes you smart cause not alot of people on the road know how to drive!

[OlivePoet]

I don't heart snow either when it's like this. But I DO heart it when there's lots and lots and lots of it. When people are cross-country skiing down the street!
I'm a clutz on skiis! :p

[gypsie]

I'm sorry to hear you didn't get pounded. :lol
That's ok - that's what spa days (and nights) are for

[OlivePoet]

Hating the drivers on the road doesnt make you old it makes you smart cause not alot of people on the road know how to drive!
Thanks, I feel better! :p

Hey, you're 10 posts away from being a double whore!:bounce

[come&dancew/me]

OMG I lived in Denver for a winter two years ago and snowed in alone and everything while being preggers and still loved it!
"being preggers" :lol

Hi Chels! :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

That's ok - that's what spa days (and nights) are for
:evil

[gypsie]

I'm a clutz on skiis! :p
only on ski's?! :lol
That's not what I heard

[come&dancew/me]

I'm sorry to hear you didn't get pounded. :lol
Me, too!

My friend from OH visited me this past weekend and we had planned on going sex-toy shopping (sound familiar!!??), but we didn't manage to fit it into our day. Hopefully, I'll have the means to get pounded soon enough....:D

[chels012002]

"being preggers" :lol

Hi Chels! :hug :hug
Hey hunny :hug

Heater I know I am trying to get there fast too!

[gypsie]

Me, too!

My friend from OH visited me this past weekend and we had planned on going sex-toy shopping (sound familiar!!??), but we didn't manage to fit it into our day. Hopefully, I'll have the means to get pounded soon enough....:D
Damn woman where are your prioritites!!!
I should have shaped the fudge into penis'.
how would I explain that to my son while he was helping me:lol

[come&dancew/me]

Damn woman where are your prioritites!!!
I should have shaped the fudge into penis'.
how would I explain that to my son while he was helping me:lol
Well, you know, it's not like I can't indulge WITHOUT the help of a toy!! Am I right, ladies??!! :)

Speaking of...my 8-yr old nephew recently inquired about where babies come from. He wanted every detail. The funniest thing was that when my sister explained to him that the man's sperm has to fertilize the woman's egg, he goes, "But HOW does that happen? Does he just hand it to her?" :lol :lol I almost fucking lost it when my sister told me that!!!

[OlivePoet]

only on ski's?! :lol
That's not what I heard
:p :lol

[OlivePoet]

Me, too!

My friend from OH visited me this past weekend and we had planned on going sex-toy shopping (sound familiar!!??), but we didn't manage to fit it into our day. Hopefully, I'll have the means to get pounded soon enough....:D
:lol You are just not meant to have sex toys, huh? :lol
Yay for Ali getting pounded!

[OlivePoet]

Damn woman where are your prioritites!!!
I should have shaped the fudge into penis'.
how would I explain that to my son while he was helping me:lol
Then you could have used regular AND white chocolate! :lol

[gypsie]

Well, you know, it's not like I can't indulge WITHOUT the help of a toy!! Am I right, ladies??!! :)

Speaking of...my 8-yr old nephew recently inquired about where babies come from. He wanted every detail. The funniest thing was that when my sister explained to him that the man's sperm has to fertilize the woman's egg, he goes, "But HOW does that happen? Does he just hand it to her?" :lol :lol I almost fucking lost it when my sister told me that!!!
Yeah - Bart handed it too me the day he put that ring on my finger.
Opps you are talking about sperm nevermind:lol

[OlivePoet]

Well, you know, it's not like I can't indulge WITHOUT the help of a toy!! Am I right, ladies??!! :)
You are definately right! :p

Speaking of...my 8-yr old nephew recently inquired about where babies come from. He wanted every detail. The funniest thing was that when my sister explained to him that the man's sperm has to fertilize the woman's egg, he goes, "But HOW does that happen? Does he just hand it to her?" :lol :lol I almost fucking lost it when my sister told me that!!!
:lol :lol :lol

[gypsie]

Then you could have used regular AND white chocolate! :lol
Here's my question...
Can I use Dark Chocolate for uncircumsize men because they do have a little extra:rolleyes:

[stunnersal]

Yeah, if you decide I'm good enough to spend NYE with. :rolleyes:
If you make snow maybe i'll come... ;)

[stunnersal]

Hey sal I've got a whole pile over here!!
I'm afraid to ask what kinda pile... :p

[chels012002]

If you make snow maybe i'll come... ;)
I'll get the snow cone machine:lol

[chels012002]

I'm afraid to ask what kinda pile... :p
if you have to ask I am scared for you :lol

[stunnersal]

I'll get the snow cone machine:lol
I actually still have my Snoopy sno-cone maker.... :lol

[chels012002]

Here's my question...
Can I use Dark Chocolate for uncircumsize men because they do have a little extra:rolleyes:
yeah but make sure there is extra chocolate too ;)

[OlivePoet]

Here's my question...
Can I use Dark Chocolate for uncircumsize men because they do have a little extra:rolleyes:
Ewww. :lol

[OlivePoet]

If you make snow maybe i'll come... ;)
You know you'd love to be here; snow, rain, whatever! :p

[OlivePoet]

I actually still have my Snoopy sno-cone maker.... :lol
:lol So do I! :lol

[stunnersal]

:lol So do I! :lol
Yeah damn Snoopy is still kicking after all these years... :lol

[chels012002]

I actually still have my Snoopy sno-cone maker.... :lol :lol So do I! :lol
WOW guys thats hillarious!

BTW post 2,000 all :multi :bounce

[gypsie]

If you make snow maybe i'll come... ;)
Snow makes you cum?!?!:lol

[Red_41]

P U S S Y !!!!!

[come&dancew/me]

Yeah damn Snoopy is still kicking after all these years... :lol
I still have mine too!

[stunnersal]

Snow makes you cum?!?!:lol
Yeah i shoot icicles...

Congrats Chelsie!! :thumbsup

[gypsie]

P U S S Y !!!!!






I sensed you lurking around here.
WHORE!!!

[gypsie]

Yeah i shoot icicles...

Congrats Chelsie!! :thumbsup
Whatever it takes to add a few inches, I guess:rolleyes:

[come&dancew/me]

P U S S Y !!!!!






Now THAT'S what I call making an entrance! :thumbsup You nekkid, too??

[chels012002]

P U S S Y !!!!!






Right back at ya ;) :evil

[chels012002]

Congrats Chelsie!! :thumbsup
spank you Sal ;)

[OlivePoet]

Yeah damn Snoopy is still kicking after all these years... :lol
Mine's put away somewhere, I have to find it!

[OlivePoet]

WOW guys thats hillarious!

BTW post 2,000 all :multi :bounce
:bounce :multi :bounce

[OlivePoet]

P U S S Y !!!!!




:lol Welcome baby! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

I still have mine too!
We should start a club. :p

[OlivePoet]

Sal, I'm slowly catching up to your post count. :p

[chels012002]

We should start a club. :p
Yeah the only three people in the whole world left with a snoopy sno cone machine! OMG look at what I started!

[come&dancew/me]

We should start a club. :p
Hmmm...but can we come up with a snappy name for it?

I like "Snoopy's Pussies" but if there are boys that still have one, then the name wouldn't make sense. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hmmm...but can we come up with a snappy name for it?

I like "Snoopy's Pussies" but if there are boys that still have one, then the name wouldn't make sense. :lol
I say we call ourselves the "Sloppy Seconds." :lol

[stunnersal]

Sal, I'm slowly catching up to your post count. :p
Yeah you just want me to behind you.... :p

[Red_41]

Just wanted to make sure my presence was noticed !!!

I'm on a conference call .... but I have the speaker on mute .... I'm Multi-Tasking as it were.


Congrats on the double whore status Chels! :bounce :hug


:hugs to everyone!

[gypsie]

Uh-oh see what this thread has come to?...
Talk about sno-cone machines (I am just jealous because I never had one):rolleyes:
WHere is Mama when the thread is falling apart?:lol

[come&dancew/me]

I say we call ourselves the "Sloppy Seconds." :lol
:lol I love it! Leave it to Heater to come up with something like this! Sloppy seconds with cherry syrup 'n shit!

[Red_41]

I sensed you lurking around here.
WHORE!!!
Special greetings to you baby! :evil

[OlivePoet]

:lol I love it! Leave it to Heater to come up with something like this! Sloppy seconds with cherry syrup 'n shit!
:D :D

[gypsie]

Special greetings to you baby! :evil
I love the special greetings!!!
YOu are a woman of course you are multi tasking:)

[come&dancew/me]

:D :D
Did'ja catch the poop talk earlier? I swear, you've made such an impression on me that I can't ever go potty without thinking about you. :lol (And the best part about that? That's a compliment! :lol )

[Red_41]

Damn ... gotta go ... I actually have to "participate" on this call now! ... See y'all later!

:hugs

[OlivePoet]

Did'ja catch the poop talk earlier? I swear, you've made such an impression on me that I can't ever go potty without thinking about you. :lol (And the best part about that? That's a compliment! :lol )
Aww! Strangely, I find that to be very sweet! :p

[come&dancew/me]

Damn ... gotta go ... I actually have to "participate" on this call now! ... See y'all later!

:hugs
Bye Noel....la! :hug Be good. :evil

[Nautiest_monkey]

This looks to be teh fun thread of the day

[come&dancew/me]

I'm outta here too, y'all. I MUST get a hair cut today. I'm at the point where I'm not even wearing it down anymore. I can't stand it!! Send me good hair-cutting vibes. :lol Hugs and smooches! (And some light patting on the butt for a few of you, too. YOU know who you are! ;) )

[come&dancew/me]

This looks to be teh fun thread of the day
"of the day"????

Are you kidding? How else would any one thread accumulate SO MANY posts in such a short period of time if it wasn't the SHIZNIT! :)

[OlivePoet]

This looks to be teh fun thread of the day
This is ALWAYS the fun thread! :p

[Nautiest_monkey]

I haven't spent much time here. there always seems to be something going on that is to big for me to join in on.

[OlivePoet]

I'm outta here too, y'all. I MUST get a hair cut today. I'm at the point where I'm not even wearing it down anymore. I can't stand it!! Send me good hair-cutting vibes. :lol Hugs and smooches! (And some light patting on the butt for a few of you, too. YOU know who you are! ;) )
:: pat pat :: :p

Have fun! :hug

[OlivePoet]

I haven't spent much time here. there always seems to be something going on that is to big for me to join in on.
Just jump in and yell "PUSSY!" really loud.
Everyone will stop and say hi. :p

[Nautiest_monkey]

pussy

[chels012002]

Just jump in and yell "PUSSY!" really loud.
Everyone will stop and say hi. :p
Yeah I Pussy seems to be the key word to get everything going in here!

[Beefsteak1138]

Did I hear the word "pussy"???

[chels012002]

Did I hear the word "pussy"???
Beefy I know you would come back!:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Beefy I know you would come back!:hug
:lol Well of course, the magic word was said.

[chels012002]

:lol Well of course, the magic word was said.
Wow I need to say that more often so I can see you more

[OlivePoet]

pussy
hi! :bounce

[gypsie]

"of the day"????

Are you kidding? How else would any one thread accumulate SO MANY posts in such a short period of time if it wasn't the SHIZNIT! :)
:thumbsup I fully support this post

[gypsie]

pussy
HI *waves frantically*

[Nautiest_monkey]

atleast now I know the password

[gypsie]

So I'm leaving for Fredericksburg in about half an hour, Beef, you want to meet me in Culpeper in about 3 hours. I promise to get you a large fry this time:rolleyes: :evil

[chels012002]

atleast now I know the password
Yeah its a pretty easy password to remember!

[Beefsteak1138]

So I'm leaving for Fredericksburg in about half an hour, Beef, you want to meet me in Culpeper in about 3 hours. I promise to get you a large fry this time:rolleyes: :evil
Sure. I've got something large for you as well.

So, whatcha' gonna do in Fred-vegas???

[fxblitz]

Hey all!!

[chels012002]

Hey James how are you doing today?

[gypsie]

Sure. I've got something large for you as well.

So, whatcha' gonna do in Fred-vegas???
Errands - there's nothing closer that is worth going to and of course Sonic for you Mr. Brisket

Everyplace is about 45 minutes away and I like the convienance of Fredericksburg compared to just about everywhere else.
The only sucky part about the drive is I don't get any cell reception:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Ok peeps:)
I am off to fight the VA drivers wish me luck!!
See ya later
:hug's for all
Sorry I missed ya Jamie:hug

[chels012002]

Anyone Left?

[OlivePoet]

We need to liven up this thread! :bounce

[fxblitz]

Hey James how are you doing today?

I am doing ok, my girlfriends grandpa passed away, so kinda sad :(

[stunnersal]

yeah you guys suck, and blow, and lick, and well yeah you get the point... :evil

[chels012002]

I am doing ok, my girlfriends grandpa passed away, so kinda sad :(
Yeah thats not cool at all I am sorry to hear that!

yeah you guys suck, and blow, and lick, and well yeah you get the point... :evil
you better believe it Sal baby and all for you ;)

[OlivePoet]

yeah you guys suck, and blow, and lick, and well yeah you get the point... :evil
I don't do those sort of things, I have no idea what you're talking about! :p

[fxblitz]

Kind of been a bummer couple of weeks. Thanks though. :)

[chels012002]

Kind of been a bummer couple of weeks. Thanks though. :)
If you need to talk pm me.

[Nautiest_monkey]

Kind of been a bummer couple of weeks. Thanks though. :)

I get like that around the holidays every year. My family sucks as far as actually having holidays goes. The rest I won't go into here for fear of killing the thread.

[stunnersal]

I don't do those sort of things, I have no idea what you're talking about! :p
Hmmm that's not what i have heard, esp last night... :p


Ok yeah i have had enough comedic relief for one day, work, dinner and well... waits for me....Have a great one all!!

[il bacio dolce]

I have to color a picture of the liver in my anatomy coloring book. That's my homework this evening.

[chels012002]

I get like that around the holidays every year. My family sucks as far as actually having holidays goes. The rest I won't go into here for fear of killing the thread.
My family tries really hard every year to get together and show the picture of a perfect family but every year I sit there all alone wondering why I even go cause I know it is all bs my family sucks and I know it

[Nautiest_monkey]

My family tries really hard every year to get together and show the picture of a perfect family but every year I sit there all alone wondering why I even go cause I know it is all bs my family sucks and I know it

we could never be confused with the picture perfect family

[chels012002]

we could never be confused with the picture perfect family
My family is gay and thats it!

[Nautiest_monkey]

My mom had me when she was 15 and has a younger sister that is only a few years older than me. The other grandkids are all 10-12. I get confused as a sibling more often than not

[chels012002]

Wow I dont have any of that but he have more extended family than not.

[Nautiest_monkey]

My family story was enough to fill 8 chapters of my life story.

[chels012002]

My family story was enough to fill 8 chapters of my life story.
Shitty man

[Nautiest_monkey]

It's made me the way I am today

[il bacio dolce]

My little sister worries me. :(

[Nautiest_monkey]

My little sister worries me. :(

What is it that she does?

[chels012002]

Yeah thats sometimes a good thing that your upbringing makes you a better person. But sometimes that kicks you in the ass too.

[Nautiest_monkey]

Yeah thats sometimes a good thing that your upbringing makes you a better person. But sometimes that kicks you in the ass too.

I'm not saying it's good or bad. Life has yet to tell me but I am what I am becuse of the hardships.

[chels012002]

yeah me too

[Nautiest_monkey]

They have been my greatest strength and most glaring weakness. I hate today.

[il bacio dolce]

I'm not saying it's good or bad. Life has yet to tell me but I am what I am becuse of the hardships.

Hell yes. I can't say I'd take anything back.

[OlivePoet]

Bye everyone!

And Chelsea...the pic you sent of Ryan...I don't think he looks too cute in it!

[Nautiest_monkey]

Isn't this where the party was?

[OlivePoet]

Isn't this where the party was?
It's actually in my pants.

[il bacio dolce]

Wee. :bounce

[Nautiest_monkey]

It's actually in my pants.


I have absolutely nothing to say to that. :lol

[OlivePoet]

I have absolutely nothing to say to that. :lol
Then my job here is done! :p

[il bacio dolce]

Off to work. It's fucking cold out.

[OklahomaMama]

to backread or not to backread.....
:p

[OlivePoet]

backread! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Hellooooo *echoes* ...

Holy dead thread batman ... Mama gets blocked and the place goes to hell in a handcart!fuckin' A! :lol
did y'all get the e-card from me?



i am so pathetic! :rolleyes:

[Nautiest_monkey]

to backread or not to backread.....
:p

Always good to see you mama :monkey

[OklahomaMama]

I love how huge your balls are! :ptits, dear... tits!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

If it's going to be cold it might as well be snowing:thumbsup
Will you come over and make snow angels on ...uh.. I mean with me?

I sent your package it should be there today or tomorrow.
By the way if anyone gets a brown package with no return address and fudge in it, it's from me unless you don't like the fudge then it's from Mama:lol :monkeybitch!


:lol
;)

[OklahomaMama]

I am doing ok, my girlfriends grandpa passed away, so kinda sad :(:hug :hug :hug
i'm really sorry to hear that, Jamiebaby
how's your girl holding up?

[OklahomaMama]

I don't do those sort of things, I have no idea what you're talking about! :p*spews diet coke out of nose & all over monitor*
:lol


yeah, RIGHT!!! :D

[OklahomaMama]

Always good to see you mama :monkeythanks, sweetie :)
you're gonna have to put your first name in your sig...
unless you LIKE me calling you "Monkey" ;)

[OklahomaMama]

ok... i'm done backreading :p


and now i need a cigarette & a roll of toilet paper
:lol

[OlivePoet]

*spews diet coke out of nose & all over monitor*
:lol


yeah, RIGHT!!! :D
:lol :lol
::: passes mama a napkin :::
:p

[OlivePoet]

ok... i'm done backreading :p


and now i need a cigarette & a roll of toilet paper
:lol
Good to know you're happy with todat's backreadin'! :p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol
::: passes mama a napkin :::
:phey, darlin'! :hug
wow, i was all jittery 'n shit today without Ants :(
i was scratching my arms and fidgeting, tapping my fingers, clearing my throat...
;)




i bet my patients think i'm a crack ho now!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

hey, darlin'! :hug
wow, i was all jittery 'n shit today without Ants :(
i was scratching my arms and fidgeting, tapping my fingers, clearing my throat...
;)

i bet my patients think i'm a crack ho now!
:lol
I think you should play that out. Walk around work all bug-eyed n' shit. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

I think you should play that out. Walk around work all bug-eyed n' shit. :lolhmmmm....

BOSS: Brenda! what's wrong with you?? you're acting so strangely
Me: uhhhh... maaaan, i'm messed UP! i just need a little fix, dude... lemme see my pusher, er... IT guy
c'mon man, i'm hurtin'.... just a little hit, k?

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

oh, this is rich!! pat calls me from work to tell me that the girl pussy has been barfing all over the house (and he didn't clean it up cuz it makes HIM puke... who's the pussy here??)
then he says, "i'm worried about her... is she eating? is she drinking? get out a shoelace and see if she'll chase it"


fucker never acts that concerned about ME!!! he sez i'm a hypochondriac or i'm exaggerating & i should suck it up! :violent

bastard!
:lol

[OlivePoet]

hmmmm....

BOSS: Brenda! what's wrong with you?? you're acting so strangely
Me: uhhhh... maaaan, i'm messed UP! i just need a little fix, dude... lemme see my pusher, er... IT guy
c'mon man, i'm hurtin'.... just a little hit, k?

:lol
:lol
I'll start doing it too, and then we can start a "We're pretending to be crackwhores" thread and share our experiences. :p

[OlivePoet]

oh, this is rich!! pat calls me from work to tell me that the girl pussy has been barfing all over the house (and he didn't clean it up cuz it makes HIM puke... who's the pussy here??)
then he says, "i'm worried about her... is she eating? is she drinking? get out a shoelace and see if she'll chase it"


fucker never acts that concerned about ME!!! he sez i'm a hypochondriac or i'm exaggerating & i should suck it up! :violent

bastard!
:lol
:lol This is just funny! :lol I dunno how to respond! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
I'll start doing it too, and then we can start a "We're pretending to be crackwhores" thread and share our experiences. :pall riiiiight! let's do it! :bounce

i bet i can find some obscure union rule about them creating a hostile work environment 'n shit :p

actually, i've been too damn busy to really get my withdrawal on :lol

{{but it's pretty obvious that without the Heater & Mama show this thread is not nearly as lively! :D}}

[OklahomaMama]

:lol This is just funny! :lol I dunno how to respond! :loli'm gonna start puking up hairballs & catfood... see if I can get me some sympathy!!!
:p

[OlivePoet]

all riiiiight! let's do it! :bounce

i bet i can find some obscure union rule about them creating a hostile work environment 'n shit :p

actually, i've been too damn busy to really get my withdrawal on :lol

{{but it's pretty obvious that without the Heater & Mama show this thread is not nearly as lively! :D}}
:lol Not at all! :p

[OlivePoet]

i'm gonna start puking up hairballs & catfood... see if I can get me some sympathy!!!
:p
:lol
We can all mail you some hair as a donation! :lol









Eww.

[OklahomaMama]

negative: i got put on ANOTHER prescription medicine today :(
positive: my insurance co-pay was only 91 cents :lol i had a credit card out ready to pay & when Mia (yeah it's pretty said when you're on a first name basis with the pharmacist and vice versa!) told me how much... i was like "WHOA! i can give you REAL money for that!"
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
We can all mail you some hair as a donation! :lol









Eww.not necessary :p
my pussies have PLENTY!!

and i mean the four legged kind, thank you very much!

[OlivePoet]

negative: i got put on ANOTHER prescription medicine today :(
positive: my insurance co-pay was only 91 cents :lol i had a credit card out ready to pay & when Mia (yeah it's pretty said when you're on a first name basis with the pharmacist and vice versa!) told me how much... i was like "WHOA! i can give you REAL money for that!"
:rolleyes:
Good thing, too. Since you've been spending the rest of your paycheck on crack.

[OlivePoet]

not necessary :p
my pussies have PLENTY!!

and i mean the four legged kind, thank you very much!
I am SO glad you qualified that statement! :p

[OklahomaMama]

Good thing, too. Since you've been spending the rest of your paycheck on crack.:lol
you know, i was talking with a guy at work the other day about what a damn shame it is to finally be at a point in our lives where we can afford the really good shit....


and don't have a clue where to find it! :p

[OlivePoet]

:lol
you know, i was talking with a guy at work the other day about what a damn shame it is to finally be at a point in our lives where we can afford the really good shit....


and don't have a clue where to find it! :p
I think you've just inspired me to finish college and get crackin'! (No pun intended.) :lol

[OklahomaMama]

I think you've just inspired me to finish college and get crackin'! (No pun intended.) :lol:lol just make sure you keep in touch with your connections

[OlivePoet]

:lol just make sure you keep in touch with your connections
I hate burning bridges as it is, so I don't see that being a problem. :p

[Red_41]

So when did this thread go from talking about sex and food (preferably combined) to talking about how to get connected? .... You chicks can't be left along for two minutes can you?

Well it's about time some good strong Canuck blood showed up to get you back on the right path.

PUSSY
PENIS
HOO HOO
ORAL
BLOW JOB

Any questions?

[OlivePoet]

So when did this thread go from talking about sex and food (preferably combined) to talking about how to get connected? .... You chicks can't be left along for two minutes can you?

Well it's about time some good strong Canuck blood showed up to get you back on the right path.

PUSSY
PENIS
HOO HOO
ORAL
BLOW JOB

Any questions?
::: raises hand :::
I have a question.































What's a blow job?

[OklahomaMama]

heater... "blow" is just a figure of speech, honey... quit trying to inflate guilio's penis now, umkay?



:lol

hi, Noellababy!!! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

heater... "blow" is just a figure of speech, honey... quit trying to inflate guilio's penis now, umkay?

That sounds like fun! I bet it'll tickle :p

[OklahomaMama]

That sounds like fun! I bet it'll tickle :pwell... it is kinda like blowing up a balloon...




think about it :evil
:lol

[Red_41]

Whew ... thought I'd killed the thread for a minute there.

How are ya ladies? And I used that term verrryy loosely :evil (http://antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/devgrin.gif)