Positive or Negative?

[OlivePoet]

well... it is kinda like blowing up a balloon...

think about it :evil
:lol
:lol
Did I ever tell you guys that I'm scared of balloons? I shit you not. :p

[OlivePoet]

Whew ... thought I'd killed the thread for a minute there.

How are ya ladies? And I used that term verrryy loosely :evil (http://antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/devgrin.gif)
:lol
loosely. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Whew ... thought I'd killed the thread for a minute there.

How are ya ladies? And I used that term verrryy loosely :evil (http://antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/devgrin.gif)we're loose women, what??
:lol

i'm waiting on chinese food to be delivered

>lazy no cooking dinner bitch!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
Did I ever tell you guys that I'm scared of balloons? I shit you not. :pmy pussy is terrified shitless of balloons












i'm talking about Raven!
:lol

[Red_41]

:lol
Did I ever tell you guys that I'm scared of balloons? I shit you not. :p
Yeah right ... there's a shocker! :lol

[Red_41]

my pussy is terrified shitless of balloons

i'm talking about Raven!
:lol
Yeah well my pussy's name is ... :eek: ahhhh nevermind. :D

[OlivePoet]

my pussy is terrified shitless of balloons
I'm talking about Raven!
:lol
My pussy hates latex too! :lol

Actually, when I tell someone I'm scared of balloons, I almost always get the "do you use condoms?" question. And those that DON'T ask always have a look on their face as if they want to. :p

[OlivePoet]

Yeah right ... there's a shocker! :lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Yeah well my pussy's name is ... :eek: ahhhh nevermind. :D
Mine's name is "Little Heater." :p

[OklahomaMama]

My pussy hates latex too! :lol

Actually, when I tell someone I'm scared of balloons, I almost always get the "do you use condoms?" question. And those that DON'T ask always have a look on their face as if they want to. :p:lol :lol :lol


ok, so what DO y'all call your hoo hoos? any secret pet names??
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

:lol should have known, Heater!


i don't have a name for mine... any suggestions?

[Red_41]

Cleopatra ... Queen of the Nile !!! ... Yeah ... and I make my partners call her Your Serene Highness :lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol should have known, Heater!


i don't have a name for mine... any suggestions?
"Hee-hee"

"This is my hoo-hoo, Hee-hee." :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

hey, i should call it Raven... that way nobody will know which pussy i'm talking about!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

wow, we've used ALL the key phrases that usually brings Beefybaby screeching in here... he must be busy tonight! :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

hey, i should call it Raven... that way nobody will know which pussy i'm talking about!
:lol
:lol You're so clever! :p

[OlivePoet]

wow, we've used ALL the key phrases that usually brings Beefybaby screeching in here... he must be busy tonight! :rolleyes:
:( We'e not good enough for him anymore!

[Red_41]

HEY ... aren't you gonna comment on my hoo hoo's name? :(

[OklahomaMama]

Cleopatra ... Queen of the Nile !!! ... Yeah ... and I make my partners call her Your Serene Highness :loli love it! :p
do you tell them to watch out for your asp?
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

wow, my pussy Raven is itchy... i think she needs to be shaved







now THAT could go either way!
:lol

[Red_41]

i love it! :p
do you tell them to watch out for your asp?
:lol
Nope ... but as the Egyptian Queen ... I command them to give me control over theirs! ... and don't think they don't obey ... willingly! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Nope ... but as the Egyptian Queen ... I command them to give me control over theirs! ... and don't think they don't obey ... willingly! :lolyou ol' snake charmer, you! :evil

[Red_41]

Gotta go sweety ... see ya in the morning OK?

*Grabs turban and flute and shuffles off *


Love ya! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Gotta go sweety ... see ya in the morning OK?

*Grabs turban and flute and shuffles off *


Love ya! :hugi'll be here, darlin....

and if this thread falls off the first page in the meantime, i'll just shout PUSSY every now and then :lol

love you toooooo!
mwwwaaaah!
:hug

[gypsie]

bitch!


:lol
;)

It's not my fault you can't make good fudge:lol ;)

[gypsie]

hey, darlin'! :hug
wow, i was all jittery 'n shit today without Ants :(
i was scratching my arms and fidgeting, tapping my fingers, clearing my throat...
;)




i bet my patients think i'm a crack ho now!
:lol
Imagine how you would be if you quit smoking at the same time:ugh:

[gypsie]

{{but it's pretty obvious that without the Heater & Mama show this thread is not nearly as lively! :D}}
F You!!
I am here carrying this thread for you biotches and this is the thanks I get:violent
It's because of the fudge comment isn't it?:(

[gypsie]

Ok - looks like I am closing the thread once again.

Miss you tons Heater and Mama
See ya in the morn for coffee:hug

[DMBfan41]

i miss my kellie

[il bacio dolce]

The cold is going to make me sick. It's starting. :( I had shtuff in my throat at work.

[gypsie]

i miss my kellie
:hug To you Jar!
I am going to bed
I won't be around much I am increasing my hours at work but I will catch ya don't you worry - I got my eye on ya:hug

[DMBfan41]

yeeah, ok!!! that's what they all say

[gypsie]

Good morning!!!:hug

[gypsie]

SO last night I decide to take the kids to toys r us just as a treat and a change of pace. Looks likeI am driving my ass back there today while Evan is in school to do some exchanges and get some different toys:BANG

Christmas is going to rock for my kids (I hope):D

[gypsie]

Be back later - Shower time!!!

*visualize me doing an M.C. Hammer dance up to the bathroom*:o
Ok corny but I haven't finished my first cuppa

[OklahomaMama]

Imagine how you would be if you quit smoking at the same time:ugh:fuck THAT!! :eek:
i'd be making national headlines, i tell you whut!

AP/Reuters: In an amazing story today out of Lawton-Ft Sill, a 39 year old woman spontaneously combusted during an office meeting where just one more person asked her why she was acting so edgy and irritable. The fumes given off sickened many and the building had to be evacuated.
When asked to comment one witness stated "it smelled like a combination of stale cigarettes, coffee and burning cat hair".


:lol
(did i tell you i wanted to be a journalist when i was younger??)

[OklahomaMama]

F You!!
I am here carrying this thread for you biotches and this is the thanks I get:violent
It's because of the fudge comment isn't it?:(yup! :D

;)
i looooove yoooooou, kellliiieeeee!
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

SO last night I decide to take the kids to toys r us just as a treat and a change of pace. Looks likeI am driving my ass back there today while Evan is in school to do some exchanges and get some different toys:BANG

Christmas is going to rock for my kids (I hope):Di miss buying toys for nick... Little Tykes was da bomb back in the day... i still have some of his memorable little dude stuff in storage because i just couldn't bear to give it away. *nostalgic sigh*

[OklahomaMama]

Be back later - Shower time!!!

*visualize me doing an M.C. Hammer dance up to the bathroom*:o
Ok corny but I haven't finished my first cuppa*cue music*
"can't touch this!"




it's HAMMER TIME!
:lol

thanks, toots... that freakin' song will be stuck in my head all day now! quick, someone play DMB, STAT!!! :p

[Red_41]

*cue music*
"can't touch this!"


it's HAMMER TIME!
:lol

thanks, toots... that freakin' song will be stuck in my head all day now! quick, someone play DMB, STAT!!! :p


Great .... now it's stuck in my head and I haven't even had my coffee yet :violent

Holy crap you girls are up early today!

Good morning ! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Great .... now it's stuck in my head and I haven't even had my coffee yet :violent

Holy crap you girls are up early today!

Good morning ! :hug:lol now if i could just find those baggy Hammer pants of mine :rolleyes:

can't you just imagine all three of us singing and dancing @ work today? :lol


i could have easily stayed in bed but Edgar was being obnoxious so i rolled out
how are you today, sugar?
:hug

[Red_41]

I'm still giggling about your AP story :lol ... You should freelance!

I'm groggier than usual today ... I think I'll do my coffee through IV this morning.

I'm (holy cow do I know how to start a sentence any other way) hoping that your postman will have something for you today :angel

:hug :hug How YOU doin?

[Neighbor Bill]

I'm actually doing my "Ice, Ice, Baby" Dance right now...


Word to your mother!

[Red_41]

Good morning Bill *boogies into the kitchen for more java* ... You guys are freakin' me out today ... the Over 35's are taking over ... Yeee Haaaa :lol

[OklahomaMama]

I'm still giggling about your AP story ... You should freelance!

I'm groggier than usual today ... I think I'll do my coffee through IV this morning.

I'm (holy cow do I know how to start a sentence any other way) hoping that your postman will have something for you today

How YOU doin?nah, my journalism teacher traumatized me... i still look for "action words" in headlines
damn you, mrs desmond... DAMN you!!
:lol

coffee IV and a catheter.... i'd never have to leave my desk then :thumbsup

ooooh, a present for me?? :bounce i can't wait!! i got the last package i was waiting for yesterday and i think i'm finished shopping... i say "think" because pat has this annoying habit of (well, he has LOTS of annoying habits, actually :p ) adding shit to his christmas list up to the last minute and when i'm out of money :BANG
at least if he pulls that shit i'll have a little money for it cuz we get paid on the 23rd (we get paid every other Thursday... isn't that wierd??)

i'm hanging in there... started another new medication last night & didn't feel any difference... but it's supposed to take several days before it kicks in.

i must pee, get another cup of coffee and grab a cig (in no particular order of importance)
be back in a few!
:hug

[gypsie]

fuck THAT!! :eek:
i'd be making national headlines, i tell you whut!

AP/Reuters: In an amazing story today out of Lawton-Ft Sill, a 39 year old woman spontaneously combusted during an office meeting where just one more person asked her why she was acting so edgy and irritable. The fumes given off sickened many and the building had to be evacuated.
When asked to comment one witness stated "it smelled like a combination of stale cigarettes, coffee and burning cat hair".


:lol
(did i tell you i wanted to be a journalist when i was younger??)
I was going to add that you also had to give up your meds but I thought the thought of such craziness would have had the above effect:lol :hug ;)

[OklahomaMama]

I'm actually doing my "Ice, Ice, Baby" Dance right now...


Word to your mother!:lol
hey Billbaby!!
did you scowl and cross your arms gangsta style when you said that??
:p

[gypsie]

yup! :D

;)
i looooove yoooooou, kellliiieeeee!
:hug
Yeah Yeah yeah *mumbles* I love you too

[gypsie]

i miss buying toys for nick... Little Tykes was da bomb back in the day... i still have some of his memorable little dude stuff in storage because i just couldn't bear to give it away. *nostalgic sigh*
Remember grrranimal clothing -- just had a flashback to my younger years:lol

[Red_41]

Hi Kellie!!!!! :hug

[gypsie]

*cue music*
"can't touch this!"




it's HAMMER TIME!
:lol

thanks, toots... that freakin' song will be stuck in my head all day now! quick, someone play DMB, STAT!!! :p
HA HA!!!!:lol

[gypsie]

I'm actually doing my "Ice, Ice, Baby" Dance right now...


Word to your mother!
Great so much better then Can't touch this

'Stop, collaborate and listen...'
*flashbacks of a very bizarre white man in a mustang convertible*
What's with his eyebrows anyway.
Nevermind back to our usual

CHOCOLATE PUSSY!!!!!

[Red_41]

I'm going to be in a meeting pretty much all day today so you're gonna have to keep the thread going today Miz Kellie ... are you up for it? :evil

[Neighbor Bill]

Hey, Hey Mama, with the drugs you take & I take everyday we could start an "Ants over 35 needing daily medication (both legal and illegal) needed just to survive one more stinking day on this planet" thread!

[gypsie]

Good morning Bill *boogies into the kitchen for more java* ... You guys are freakin' me out today ... the Over 35's are taking over ... Yeee Haaaa :lol
I am representin' for the under 30 crowd - I am merely wise beyond my years:rolleyes:

[Neighbor Bill]

CHOCOLATE PUSSY!!!!!


:eek:

[Red_41]

Hey, Hey Mama, with the drugs you take & I take everyday we could start an "Ants over 35 needing daily medication (both legal and illegal) needed just to survive one more stinking day on this planet" thread!
*waves hand* ... Yup ... I could participate in that one too ! :p

[OklahomaMama]

Hey, Hey Mama, with the drugs you take & I take everyday we could start an "Ants over 35 needing daily medication (both legal and illegal) needed just to survive one more stinking day on this planet" thread!isn't that the damn truth? :BANG
hey, whatchu got good to trade? :D

[gypsie]

I'm going to be in a meeting pretty much all day today so you're gonna have to keep the thread going today Miz Kellie ... are you up for it? :evil
I am but I don't see it happening.:(
I have to go to toys r us and target in fredericksburg (45 minutes away)
and I have to do some serious baking for Evan's Christmas party tomorrow, kickboxing class, 2 massages maybe I will see y'aal tonight :(

[Red_41]

I am representin' for the under 30 crowd - I am merely wise beyond my years:rolleyes:
Darlin' ... you can fit into any thread you damn well choose to ... you're a Renaissance Pussy :D

[OklahomaMama]

ah well... we'll just have to be early morning/late evening whores :p

[gypsie]

Hey, Hey Mama, with the drugs you take & I take everyday we could start an "Ants over 35 needing daily medication (both legal and illegal) needed just to survive one more stinking day on this planet" thread!
Just come and take a few of my yoga classes and get a couple of massages and you won't be needing any of that stuff anymore - OMMMMMM

[gypsie]

:eek:
You couldn't have meant that ...
You must have meant:evil :p

[gypsie]

Darlin' ... you can fit into any thread you damn well choose to ... you're a Renaissance Pussy :D
I never said what I call her did I?:rolleyes:
How did you know that is her nickname:ugh:
Must be the tattoo with an arrow pointing towards her on my inner thigh that tipped you off:lol

[OklahomaMama]

You couldn't have meant that ...
You must have meant:evil :p:lol really, Bill.... i've never known you to be shocked!

[OklahomaMama]

I never said what I call her did I?:rolleyes:
How did you know that is her nickname:ugh:
Must be the tattoo with an arrow pointing towards her on my inner thigh that tipped you off:lolTHIS END UP
:lol

[gypsie]

Officially - Good morning...

Noella - runs leaps on Noella wrapping legs around waist bites ear and plants one square on lips with a little tongue

BRenda - Gentle hugs but also a big wet kiss on the lips

Bill - (your new so I will be gentle) Big hug from behind with a little reach around

[gypsie]

THIS END UP
:lol
:lol Which one because I don't descriminate:rolleyes: :evil

[Neighbor Bill]

I was shocked by the way the chocolate pussy just jumped into a regular conversation at 6:30am. I guess I wasn't prepared for it. Now I know to always be ready for a Pussypalooza Punch! :)

[OklahomaMama]

:lol Which one because I don't descriminate:rolleyes: :evil:lol
you could have it printed multidirectionally (whoa, is that a word??)
:p

[Neighbor Bill]

Bill - (your new so I will be gentle) Big hug from behind with a little reach around

WOW, cold hands, cold hands!

**Note, gloves for Kellie for Christmas!
;)

[gypsie]

I was shocked by the way the chocolate pussy just jumped into a regular conversation at 6:30am. I guess I wasn't prepared for it. Now I know to always be ready for a Pussypalooza Punch! :)
What? Is my innocent mom cover blown:lol
Don't you know where you are?
This is the vortex of food and sex aceept it and savor it even at 6:30 in the morning

[gypsie]

:lol
you could have it printed multidirectionally (whoa, is that a word??)
:p
It is now:lol
That is something I would like on my body forever.

[OklahomaMama]

I was shocked by the way the chocolate pussy just jumped into a regular conversation at 6:30am. I guess I wasn't prepared for it. Now I know to always be ready for a Pussypalooza Punch! :):lol ya gotta be ready for ANYTHING around here, honey!
we're also known for random outbursts of the word
BOX! just to get people in trouble @ work
:D

[gypsie]

WOW, cold hands, cold hands!

**Note, gloves for Kellie for Christmas!
;)
I was hoping you wouldn't mind warming them up:rolleyes: :evil

[Red_41]

Officially - Good morning...

Noella - runs leaps on Noella wrapping legs around waist bites ear and plants one square on lips with a little tongue

Now THAT's what I was talkin' bout! *falls back grabbing both butt cheeks* :D

[gypsie]

:lol ya gotta be ready for ANYTHING around here, honey!
we're also known for random outbursts of the word
BOX! just to get people in trouble @ work
:D

How did you know I was trimming in the shower;)

[OklahomaMama]

umkay, i'm butt nekkid now in front of the computer (and not in a downloading porn kind of way either :rolleyes: ) so that means i gotta hop in the shower


got that loofah handy, Billbaby? :D

[gypsie]

Now THAT's what I was talkin' bout! *falls back grabbing both butt cheeks* :D
I love that I can give you any type of welcome and you embrace it with open... uh....arms.
We are going to be really dissappointed when we meet aren't we or we are going to find our true lesbian inside and run off together:lol

[gypsie]

umkay, i'm butt nekkid now in front of the computer (and not in a downloading porn kind of way either :rolleyes: ) so that means i gotta hop in the shower


got that loofah handy, Billbaby? :D
Thanks for the visual

[Neighbor Bill]

got that loofah handy, Billbaby? :D

If by Loofah you mean COCK, Yes! :evil

[Red_41]

New code word "LOOFAH" :lol


I gotta run off now folks ... Mwaaaaahhhhh


:hug

[gypsie]

Thank you for a sexually charged wake up
(morning sex - I need to get me some of that :rolleyes: )
Off to blow dry the hair.
Call my cell, keep me company on my drive to fredricksburg:hug
Have a great meeting Noella, Brenda don't work too hard, Bill thanks for adding a little testorone to our morning:hug

[Neighbor Bill]

Back to work for me, ladies...Ta-Ta

[OklahomaMama]

If by Loofah you mean COCK, Yes! :evilawwww! you remembered!
:angel

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Thank you for a sexually charged wake up
(morning sex - I need to get me some of that :rolleyes: )
Off to blow dry the hair.
Call my cell, keep me company on my drive to fredricksburg:hug
Have a great meeting Noella, Brenda don't work too hard, Bill thanks for adding a little testorone to our morning:hugi'll try to give ya a holler today, sugarpussy :p
love you bunches & bunches!
mwaaaah!
:hug

[OklahomaMama]

Back to work for me, ladies...Ta-Tabye, sugarbritches! have a great day :hug
mwwwaaaah!
:)

[OklahomaMama]

have a good one, noellababy!
xxxooo

i'll miss you all terribly *sniff*
:p

[Beefsteak1138]

Hi sugar-mama, bye sugar-mama!

[OklahomaMama]

Hi sugar-mama, bye sugar-mama!i couldn't leave without giving Beefybaby a patented Mama kiss MWAAAHHHH!
(*tongue inclusive)
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

i couldn't leave without giving Beefybaby a patented Mama kiss MWAAAHHHH!
(*tongue inclusive)
:evil
mmmmmmmm....tongue inclusive *drools.

[System]

ok guys, break it up.

I need some help. Going to be a long and boring day at work, lets keep this thread up and active

[Bull_11]

Mornin, yall!

[Beefsteak1138]

What up, Bazilly Brian?

[Bull_11]

What up, Bazilly Brian?
What's up, donkey?

We got some snow flurries up here this week, have you guys seen any down that way?

[Beefsteak1138]

What's up, donkey?

We got some snow flurries up here this week, have you guys seen any down that way?
I heard there were a few last night, but I didn't see any. But, there are rumors of snow storm coming around x-mas...silly.

[OlivePoet]

Guess who was fired for calling in too many times?

<----This girl :rolleyes:

::backreadin'::

[OlivePoet]

wow, my pussy Raven is itchy... i think she needs to be shaved

now THAT could go either way!
:lol
Ewww! :lol

[OlivePoet]

Ok - looks like I am closing the thread once again.

Miss you tons Heater and Mama
See ya in the morn for coffee:hug
:hug

[OlivePoet]

fuck THAT!! :eek:
i'd be making national headlines, i tell you whut!

AP/Reuters: In an amazing story today out of Lawton-Ft Sill, a 39 year old woman spontaneously combusted during an office meeting where just one more person asked her why she was acting so edgy and irritable. The fumes given off sickened many and the building had to be evacuated.
When asked to comment one witness stated "it smelled like a combination of stale cigarettes, coffee and burning cat hair".


:lol
(did i tell you i wanted to be a journalist when i was younger??)
:lol I'm impressed! You may have missed your calling! :p

[Beefsteak1138]

Guess who was fired for calling in too many times?

<----This girl :rolleyes:

::backreadin'::
I'm sorry. Stay a while, we'll make you feel better.

[OlivePoet]

I am representin' for the under 30 crowd - I am merely wise beyond my years:rolleyes:
And me? Well, I'm just under 30. :rolleyes: :lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol ya gotta be ready for ANYTHING around here, honey!
we're also known for random outbursts of the word
BOX! just to get people in trouble @ work
:D
:lol :lol :lol
See? I'll be motivated to get a job STAT so I can have that again! :p

[OlivePoet]

How did you know I was trimming in the shower;)
Because of the webcam I installed. :lol

[OlivePoet]

If by Loofah you mean COCK, Yes! :evil
You've adapted well. :lol

[OlivePoet]

I'm sorry. Stay a while, we'll make you feel better.
:hug

It's actually a relief to be out of that ghetto hellhole.

[OlivePoet]

AND I've caught up! :p

Not a lot of backreadin, but definately good stuff! It's all about quality, not quantity. :p

[Beefsteak1138]

It's all about quality, not quantity. :p
.....or both (in my case).

[OlivePoet]

.....or both (in my case).
:lol See! I feel better already. :p

[System]

AND I've caught up! :p

Not a lot of backreadin, but definately good stuff! It's all about quality, not quantity. :p


nope, quantity.

the higher the number the better, kinda like your insane growth on post counts

[OlivePoet]

nope, quantity.

the higher the number the better, kinda like your insane growth on post counts
You're just jealous.

[System]

You're just jealous.


nope,



well ok, a little





alright, I am so what? can i not want somebody that is arlready taken?

[chels012002]

Hey guys and gals:hug

[chels012002]

OMG I killed the thread!

[Beefsteak1138]

OMG I killed the thread!
Quick, give it mouth-to-mouth!!!

[chels012002]

Quick, give it mouth-to-mouth!!!
the thread or you?;)

[Beefsteak1138]

the thread or you?;)
The thread.

If it were for me, it would mouth-to-something else.

[chels012002]

The thread.

If it were for me, it would mouth-to-something else.
well still you could have asked beefy baby ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

well still you could have asked beefy baby ;)
I didn't think I had to.

[chels012002]

I didn't think I had to.
Well it was already a thought in my head but I like to tease you ;) :evil

[stunnersal]

Sex is such a better hangover then alcohol.... :thumbsup

Morning All!!!! :monkey

[OlivePoet]

nope,

well ok, a little

alright, I am so what? can i not want somebody that is arlready taken?
Tony, you want EVERYBODY that is already taken! :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hey guys and gals:hug
:hug Hi!

[OlivePoet]

Sex is such a better hangover then alcohol.... :thumbsup

Morning All!!!! :monkey
You have a sex hangover?!? :lol

No wonder you didn't text me at all last night! :p

[stunnersal]

Tony, you want EVERYBODY that is already taken! :lol
he doesn't want me, i'm not taken... :(

[stunnersal]

You have a sex hangover?!? :lol

No wonder you didn't text me at all last night! :p
U had enough BIG things to worry about... :lol

[OlivePoet]

he doesn't want me, i'm not taken... :(
I don't know why you're upset about this. Feel blessed. ;)

[stunnersal]

I don't know why you're upset about this. Feel blessed. ;)
yeah i gave up on him a long time ago.... :lol

[OlivePoet]

U had enough BIG things to worry about... :lol
I dunno what you're talking about. :p

[OlivePoet]

yeah i gave up on him a long time ago.... :lol
:lol

[stunnersal]

I dunno what you're talking about. :p
u job hunting yet?? :twak

[OlivePoet]

u job hunting yet?? :twak
Yes! :p

You said you were gonna help me.

You're not looking for flights.
You're not looking for jobs.


You did offer me money though.... ;)

[stunnersal]

Yes! :p

You said you were gonna help me.

You're not looking for flights.
You're not looking for jobs.


You did offer me money though.... ;)
I'll send you some links in a few, got to run out for a bit..

and no service, no money... :p

[chels012002]

:hug Hi!
Hey heater :hug :hug

[OlivePoet]

I'll send you some links in a few, got to run out for a bit..

and no service, no money... :p
I love being your bitch. :rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Hey heater :hug :hug
What's shakin?

[Beefsteak1138]

What's shakin?
My arse (and schlong).

[OlivePoet]

My arse (and schlong).
Pics please! :p

[chels012002]

What's shakin?
nothing braiding my hair for work. I dont have alot of time left to do it.

you?

[OlivePoet]

nothing braiding my hair for work. I dont have alot of time left to do it.

you?
Just taking a break from job-searching....posting on Ants and eating BBQ chips with french onion dip. (Yeah, I'm PMSing!)

[Beefsteak1138]

Pics please! :p
$5 ..

[chels012002]

Just taking a break from job-searching....posting on Ants and eating BBQ chips with french onion dip. (Yeah, I'm PMSing!)
OMG So am I!!! But I am all into chocolate! Before work I am going to go to Burger King and get me a whopper with a big ole chocolate milk shake.

[OlivePoet]

$5 ..
Paypal?

[Beefsteak1138]

Paypal?
I meant $5/inch.

I don't think you can send that large a sum through paypal.

[OlivePoet]

OMG So am I!!! But I am all into chocolate! Before work I am going to go to Burger King and get me a whopper with a big ole chocolate milk shake.
That would probably sound so good if I ate beef! <insert dirty comment here>

[OlivePoet]

I meant $5/inch.

I don't think you can send that large a sum through paypal.
I'll just send you my firstborn.

[System]

Get Some!!

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hello everybody

[chels012002]

That would probably sound so good if I ate beef! <insert dirty comment here>
I thought all the pussies ate a little bit of beef....

Oh wait not that kind of beef! Ok yeah I get it!

[chels012002]

Hey Monkey. Welcome back. Did you forget the secret word?

[System]

I thought all the pussies ate a little bit of beef....

Oh wait not that kind of beef! Ok yeah I get it!



Beef, it does a pussy good.

[Beefsteak1138]

Beef, it does a pussy good.
I fully support this post.

[come&dancew/me]

Hi everyone! I'm cranky. Quick...someone cheer me up!

[chels012002]

Beef, it does a pussy good.
You know I think just about all food does my pussy good;) :lol :evil

[OlivePoet]

I fully support this post.
Somehow I knew you would.

I think it would be extra funny if you put THAT quote by Tony in your sig. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Hi everyone! I'm cranky. Quick...someone cheer me up!
I have no job and no money. Did that help? :rolleyes:

[System]

Hi everyone! I'm cranky. Quick...someone cheer me up!


give me a couple hours for the drive home. promise good times

[System]

Somehow I knew you would.

I think it would be extra funny if you put THAT quote by Tony in your sig. :lol



ya, um...why you always gotta pick on me heater?

I didn't break your toy or the box your toy came in :evil

[stunnersal]

I have no job and no money. Did that help? :rolleyes:
Ur useless... :babe

[OlivePoet]

ya, um...why you always gotta pick on me heater?

I didn't break your toy or the box your toy came in :evil
Because you're an easy target and I know you can take it. :p

And it's because I love you.

[OlivePoet]

Ur useless... :babe
You're an asshole.

[System]

Because you're an easy target and I know you can take it. :p

And it's because I love you.


HEATER LOVES ME!!!

:monkey :monkey

take that G :twak

[stunnersal]

You're an asshole.
There goes your Gold Card.... :twak

[System]

You're an asshole.



forgive him, not his fault. he is just jealous that when he plays with his poodle, the dog has a bigger *ahem* package

[stunnersal]

forgive him, not his fault. he is just jealous that when he plays with his poodle, the dog has a bigger *ahem* package
u need to stay away from poodles sack man, i'm not telling you again... :twak

[System]

u need to stay away from poodles sack man, i'm not telling you again... :twak


snappy comeback, did you learn that from Queer Eye for the Wanna be cool Guy?

[OlivePoet]

HEATER LOVES ME!!!

:monkey :monkey

take that G :twak
No hitting G! That's my job in bed

[OlivePoet]

There goes your Gold Card.... :twak
Did I say asshole? I meant angel. :lol

[System]

No hitting G! That's my job in bed


you abuse your boyfriend that is so wrong, Can i be next?

[OlivePoet]

forgive him, not his fault. he is just jealous that when he plays with his poodle, the dog has a bigger *ahem* package
Somehow I doubt that. :lol

[stunnersal]

snappy comeback, did you learn that from Queer Eye for the Wanna be cool Guy?
Wow, how long did that one take, did you find that in your book of pickup lines?? :lol

[StumpyErin]

haha

[OlivePoet]

snappy comeback, did you learn that from Queer Eye for the Wanna be cool Guy?
Awww, look at the failed attempt at being funny.

How cute.

[chels012002]

Ok all time for lunch then off to work I go for 9 hours! I will see you all tomorrow!

[System]

Wow, how long did that one take, did you find that in your book of pickup lines?? :lol


ya, chapter 2. making fun of losers to impress babes

[System]

Awww, look at the failed attempt at being funny.

How cute.


that hurts, that really hurts

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hey Monkey. Welcome back. Did you forget the secret word?
PUSSY

[stunnersal]

ya, chapter 2. making fun of losers to impress babes
Oh well stop going to Chapter 3 then, How to scare and repulse internet women. :haha

[StumpyErin]

it hurts? where exactly does it hurt?

[OlivePoet]

that hurts, that really hurts
But it was funny. :lol

[OlivePoet]

Oh well stop going to Chapter 3 then, How to scare and repulse internet women. :haha
I second that :haha

[System]

But it was funny. :lol



true,

[System]

I second that :haha


i see how it is,

[OlivePoet]

:lol

[gypsie]

{{backreadin}}:hug

[OlivePoet]

Yay Kellie! :bounce

You'll see my bad news. :(

[gypsie]

Guess who was fired for calling in too many times?

<----This girl :rolleyes:

::backreadin'::
NOw you can be a stay at home girlfriend and play with me all day

*passes the remote control, TV guide, bon bons*

[OlivePoet]

NOw you can be a stay at home girlfriend and play with me all day

*passes the remote control, TV guide, bon bons*
Yeah, it's the whole "paying bills" thing that I struggle with.

[gypsie]

Tony, you want EVERYBODY that is already taken! :lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol
I'm so glad someone agreed with this! :p

[OlivePoet]

:lol
I'm so glad someone agreed with this! :p

[stunnersal]

say that again....

[OlivePoet]

say that again....
:confused:

[gypsie]

Yeah, it's the whole "paying bills" thing that I struggle with.
There are street corners in Chicago aren't there?:lol

[stunnersal]

:confused:
yeah ur Polish....


Look at your double post above..... :lol :lol :lol

[gypsie]

I'm so glad someone agreed with this! :p
Wow you are glad:lol :hug

[OlivePoet]

There are street corners in Chicago aren't there?:lol
...and I've mastered them all!

[OlivePoet]

yeah ur Polish....


Look at your double post above..... :lol :lol :lol
Oh.

:o




:lol
:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

...and I've mastered them all!
Then I would expect you to not have any money problems unless...:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

Then I would expect you to not have any money problems unless...:rolleyes:
I like nice things.

[gypsie]

I like nice things.
If you are good at painting - you can come to VA and paint the whole interior of my house and I'll pay ya - seriously.
When you're done we can have a spa day;)

[OlivePoet]

If you are good at painting - you can come to VA and paint the whole interior of my house and I'll pay ya - seriously.
When you're done we can have a spa day;)
:lol
Actually, I LOVE painting!

And I may have a hook-up at Enterprise. My buddy just called me, and he's been there for a while now, and he's been trying to recruit me. :p This oculd work out nicely.

[gypsie]

:lol
Actually, I LOVE painting!

And I may have a hook-up at Enterprise. My buddy just called me, and he's been there for a while now, and he's been trying to recruit me. :p This oculd work out nicely.
Sounds good to me:thumbsup
I love painting too but since we don't have any babysitting resources here it's too hard with the kids running around.
You will have to be anal...nevermind.. you're hired!!!:lol

[OlivePoet]

So I have to start adding something to the end of every one of my posts.

:: bends over ::

[gypsie]

So I have to start adding something to the end of every one of my posts.

:: bends over ::
I thought that was understood:lol

[OlivePoet]

Sounds good to me:thumbsup
I love painting too but since we don't have any babysitting resources here it's too hard with the kids running around.
You will have to be anal...nevermind.. you're hired!!!:lol
That actually sounds like SO much fun!

A bucket of paint, a few kids running around, a bottle of Bailey's.


:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

I thought that was understood:lol
:lol

:: bends over ::

[gypsie]

That actually sounds like SO much fun!

A bucket of paint, a few kids running around, a bottle of Bailey's.


:: bends over ::
:thumbsup :monkey :)

[OlivePoet]

I'm kicking Sal's ass in post count. :p

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[mosvar]

negative

[gypsie]

I'm kicking Sal's ass in post count. :p

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::
I don't really understand why you feel the need to state the obvious but ok:rolleyes:

That would be like Mama writing ::flashes boobs:: after every post:lol

[mosvar]

positive what is a post count :lol

[gypsie]

negative
Sorry to hear that
I am sending extra positivity your way:hug

[mosvar]

I don't really understand why you feel the need to state the obvious but ok:rolleyes:

That would be like Mama writing ::flashes boobs:: after every post:lol

just let us all know when the boob flashing goes down . Everyone loves a nice pair , to look at both guys and girls :lol :babe :babe :babe :babe

[mosvar]

Sorry to hear that
I am sending extra positivity your way:hug

Oh thank you so much . How cute.

[OlivePoet]

I don't really understand why you feel the need to state the obvious but ok:rolleyes:

That would be like Mama writing ::flashes boobs:: after every post:lol
Because I'm bored and have no job. :lol
DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

positive what is a post count :lol
:lol

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[mosvar]

On the way to positive . gypsie what is pussy palooza.

[OlivePoet]

A bunch of us gals getting together for a weekend to see Dave. :p

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single one of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[Beefsteak1138]

I just had some chicken breast for lunch.

mmmmmmm...........breast.

[OlivePoet]

Mmmhmmm....beef.

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single one of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[gypsie]

:lol

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single of my posts from now on will end with the following:
:: bends over ::
I already feel like I am going to be seeing your ass in my dreams
as if I am not already now it is imprinted on my mind

[gypsie]

I just had some chicken breast for lunch.

mmmmmmm...........breast.
Hey Beef!!!!:hug

How's your day going?!

[OlivePoet]

I already feel like I am going to be seeing your ass in my dreams
as if I am not already now it is imprinted on my mind

Well, 'tis the season to be giving! :p

DISCLAIMER: Until everyone gets used to this, every single one of my posts will now end with the following:
:: bends over ::

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey Beef!!!!:hug

How's your day going?!
Busy, busy, as I'm sure you can tell by my skyrocketing post count. :rolleyes:

[mosvar]

people love post count huh .

[Beefsteak1138]

people love post count huh .
If by post count, you mean boobs, then yeah.

[mosvar]

If by post count, you mean boobs, then yeah.

Yep that si what I meant . Wondering when we'll see some.

[gypsie]

[QUOTE=OlivePoet]Well, 'tis the season to be giving! :p
[Quote]

and receiving :evil
::bends over::

[Beefsteak1138]

Yep that si what I meant . Wondering when we'll see some.
Stick around for a while, or backread....I'm sure some will pop up.

[gypsie]

Busy, busy, as I'm sure you can tell by my skyrocketing post count. :rolleyes:
Me too
On that note gotta run
:hug 's to all

[gypsie]

Hey peeps!!!
Get your positive asses back here before this thread falls to page 2 before 2:30 :hug <----me rounding all of your asses up - get back in to your positive pens biotches

[Beefsteak1138]

Who you calling biotch, biotch!!!



;)

[mosvar]

Hey peeps!!!
Get your positive asses back here before this thread falls to page 2 before 2:30 :hug <----me rounding all of your asses up - get back in to your positive pens biotches

I'd be positive if I got and invite to the palooza.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'd be positive if I got and invite to the palooza.
I'd sell you my all access backstage pass, but its priceless.

[gypsie]

Who you calling biotch, biotch!!!



;)
You weren't complaining last night when you were handcuffed to the bed and I was... nevermind you were there.:evil
You'd better not be pawning off your all access pass that would be quite an insult to all of the pussies:violent

[gypsie]

I'd be positive if I got and invite to the palooza.
there is quite an interesting initiation process. You''l have to wait and see what Mama says;)

[Beefsteak1138]

You weren't complaining last night when you were handcuffed to the bed and I was... nevermind you were there.:evil
You'd better not be pawning off your all access pass that would be quite an insult to all of the pussies:violent
I said it's priceless. All of those lucious Pussies together at last. *drools.

[Bull_11]

:: bends over ::
Well then...nice to have, uhh...bumped INTO you, Heater!

[Nautiest_monkey]

there is quite an interesting initiation process. You''l have to wait and see what Mama says;)

Tell Mama she should talk to me:)

[Bull_11]

Hey, Kell! How are you today? ;)

[gypsie]

I said it's priceless. All of those lucious Pussies together at last. *drools.
Just making sure you appreciate how lucky you really are:evil

[gypsie]

Tell Mama she should talk to me:)
She backreads she'll find you;)

[gypsie]

Hey, Kell! How are you today? ;)
Hey Bri!!!:hug

[Bull_11]

Hey Bri!!!:hug
Hey Kell! :hug

I finally got that note approved that you wrote for me! I'll be over around 4 for my "therapy" session!! :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Bye all my pretty Pussies! I gotta run to a meeting then head home.

[gypsie]

Bye all my pretty Pussies! I gotta run to a meeting then head home.
Later My sweet little Beefy - drive safe!!:hug
Maybe we'll see ya for coffee:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Hey Kell! :hug

I finally got that note approved that you wrote for me! I'll be over around 4 for my "therapy" session!! :evil
So that is where you are:rolleyes: :evil

[OlivePoet]

and receiving :evil
::bends over::
:lol

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

Well then...nice to have, uhh...bumped INTO you, Heater!
Oops, my bad didn't mean to get in your way. :p

:: bends over ::