Positive or Negative?

[Beefsteak1138]

woo hoo lets
ok :bounce

[gypsie]

sign me the fuck up
*rubs hands together - evil cackle*
Opps - did I do that out loud:o
Just warming my hands up 'T';)

[System]

*rubs hands together - evil cackle*
Opps - did I do that out loud:o
Just warming my hands up 'T';)

::bends over::


:evil

[gypsie]

::bends over::


:evil
Shouldn't it be the other way around?:rolleyes: ;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

::bends over::


:evil
* shuts camera off

errr.....I gotta be going now.

[chels012002]

I read that as cumming off :evil anyhow I'm glad to hear he's treating you right!:multi
yeah I saw him last night I got me some but I want more lol.

[gypsie]

* shuts camera off

errr.....I gotta be going now.
*grabs Beef by the short n' curlies*
Get back here I need documentation of this:cool:

[System]

Shouldn't it be the other way around?:rolleyes: ;) :evil


i was stretching....sickos

[gypsie]

i was stretching....sickos
Stretching what?

We're the sickos?!
Please!!! You're no newbie to this thread

[chels012002]

ok :bounce
:: bends over ::
I like doing it heaters way!!

[Beefsteak1138]

*grabs Beef by the short n' curlies*
Get back here I need documentation of this:cool:
Ouch!!! That hurt!!!!!!!!!!

kiss it and make it all better????

[gypsie]

Ouch!!! That hurt!!!!!!!!!!

kiss it and make it all better????Sorry!:hug
I'll start with a kiss...
you let me know when it's all better

[Beefsteak1138]

Sorry!:hug
I'll start with a kiss...
you let me know when it's all better
......nope, still hurts :evil

[gypsie]

......nope, still hurts :evil
Poor thing - I didn't realize how fragile you are :lol ;) :evil :p

Any better:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

I think you need to apply heat to it. Got any ideas?

[gypsie]

I think you need to apply heat to it. Got any ideas?I'm sure I could come up with a few:rolleyes:
The first thought that comes to mind would be use of friction to create heat:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm sure I could come up with a few:rolleyes:
The first thought that comes to mind would be use of friction to create heat:evil
Sounds like a plan to me, better get crackin' though...I gotta run soon.

[gypsie]

Sounds like a plan to me, better get crackin' though...I gotta run soon.
Run down to my house?;)

[chels012002]

Ok I Am Bored!!

[gypsie]

What happened to everyone?

No orgy for us Beef.. Just you and me:evil
Lets get started on that friction:monkey

[chels012002]

I am here but no one is talking to me :(

[Beefsteak1138]

I am here but no one is talking to me :(
I can think of better things to do than talk.

[gypsie]

I can think of better things to do than talk.
Thinking and acting are two different things :evil

[chels012002]

I can think of better things to do than talk.
Well I was going to take advantage of you before I went to work today but I think I am pretty much outta time.

[System]

ya, i am just tyring to waste time before i can leave work

[Beefsteak1138]

Thinking and acting are two different things :evil
Think here, act at home...they go hand in hand. :cool:

[Beefsteak1138]

Well I was going to take advantage of you before I went to work today but I think I am pretty much outta time.
Party pooper, I'll take a rain check please.

[gypsie]

ya, i am just tyring to waste time before i can leave work
Gee thanks:rolleyes:
I was hoping to get some good reading for Mama when she comes back.
Tease!!!:BANG

[gypsie]

Think here, act at home...they go hand in hand. :cool:
Do I really need to comment on that post? ^
It says it all now doesn't it:lol

(me too - as far as the thinking here and acting at home goes. The hand in hand part I'm not so sure about)

[System]

Gee thanks:rolleyes:
I was hoping to get some good reading for Mama when she comes back.
Tease!!!:BANG


wait, lets go over somethign here....

who was talking about naked yoga pictures? huh?

NOT ME!!!

[chels012002]

Party pooper, I'll take a rain check please.
Ok when I dont work early this week ;) :evil

[gypsie]

wait, lets go over somethign here....

who was talking about naked yoga pictures? huh?

NOT ME!!!Well... Technically we both were:lol

[System]

Well... Technically we both were:lol



well ya,


so anyway....


you try my little trick with the chair yet?

[Beefsteak1138]

Naked Yoga pics?? please share.

[gypsie]

well ya,


so anyway....


you try my little trick with the chair yet?
I am trying to convince B that we need to go away for a week in the Carribean kid free. That is where I will performing many ticks;)
I can get to an all inclusive resort and just have to pay airfare as long as I teach one or two yoga classes a day:D

[gypsie]

Naked Yoga pics?? please share.
Oh yeah! I will post them in the post your pics thread - Merry Christmas y'all:lol

[gypsie]

Grabs thread by the hair and drags it back to first page

Where are ya positive peeps?

[Red_41]

Helooooooo .... Kellliiieeee .... :bounce :hug :bounce

I got your card today sweetie.


I also got a card from Chelsie and from Christy.
THANKS LADIES ... I loved the Kitty Kat Chels ... looks exactly like my kitty that I lost this summer!

:hugs

[gypsie]

Helooooooo .... Kellliiieeee .... :bounce :hug :bounce

I got your card today sweetie.


I also got a card from Chelsie and from Christy.
THANKS LADIES ... I loved the Kitty Kat Chels ... looks exactly like my kitty that I lost this summer!

:hugsHey sweetie!!:hug
Popping in and out - vacuuming like a maniac:ugh:

Thanks for the card Chels in case I didn't thank you already:hug

[Red_41]

And by vaccuming you mean ..... :evil

[gypsie]

And by vaccuming you mean ..... :evil
Vacuuming:o
I got one of those pet hair vacuums and it is awesome.
I didn't realize how bad my last one was till I got this one and startedvacuuming my house:eek:

[Red_41]

And you were the one who wanted Mama to have some juicy reading when she got back??? .... And you're talking to me about pet hair? Work with me WOMAN! :lol

[gypsie]

And you were the one who wanted Mama to have some juicy reading when she got back??? .... And you're talking to me about pet hair? Work with me WOMAN! :lol
Sorry - New appliances (of all kinds) stoke me:evil
Better?:monkey

[Red_41]

Welllll .... It's not up to your "usual" standards ... but we're "heading" in the right direction! ... tee hee ... I said "head"

[MAM2STEPN]

Welllll .... It's not up to your "usual" standards ... but we're "heading" in the right direction! ... tee hee ... I said "head"Hi there Miz Noella!:bounce How was your weekend?

[Red_41]

Hey Mary Annnn ... what's your game now can anybody play? .... sorry ... feeling nostalgic ... It's actually Cary Ann :)

I'm doing great .... so you were mellowing out this weekend too?

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Mary Annnn ... what's your game now can anybody play? .... sorry ... feeling nostalgic ... It's actually Cary Ann :)

I'm doing great .... so you were mellowing out this weekend too?:confused: I'm confused, did I miss something? Oh you mean watching some shows?:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

Yeah ... that's what I mean ... you coy little thing you :)

[MAM2STEPN]

Yeah ... that's what I mean ... you coy little thing you :)I was starting to think you had a little something to smoke!:lol

[il bacio dolce]

Yadda yadda

[MAM2STEPN]

Yadda yaddaHi there Cassie!

[Red_41]

I was starting to think you had a little something to smoke!:lol
Naw ... that was Sunday .... but it's still early! :lol

[il bacio dolce]

Hi there Cassie!
Yo girlie. Sup?

[MAM2STEPN]

Naw ... that was Sunday .... but it's still early! :lol:lol :lol I have good news, I ordered a laptop and it should arrive by the first week of Jan! I can't wait!!!:bounce :bounce

[Red_41]

Hey Cassie! ... what's shakin' chick? ... Ya workin' tonight?

[il bacio dolce]

No work. I've done a whole lot of nothing today. I work the next two nights, then I have no school or work for three days at least... no school til January... Gonna be here a lot.

[Red_41]

:lol :lol I have good news, I ordered a laptop and it should arrive by the first week of Jan! I can't wait!!!:bounce :bounce
Yayyyy!!! .... Do you have a computer at home right now?

[Red_41]

No work. I've done a whole lot of nothing today. I work the next two nights, then I have no school or work for three days at least... no school til January... Gonna be here a lot.
Well that's good ... cause you're NEVER around now :p :D

[il bacio dolce]

:lol Yeah right.

[MAM2STEPN]

Yayyyy!!! .... Do you have a computer at home right now?Yes, but it's broken:(

[Red_41]

I gotta go chickie babes ... I'll try and pop back in later K?

:hugs

[MAM2STEPN]

I gotta go chickie babes ... I'll try and pop back in later K?

:hugsTalk to you later!:hug

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

:: bends over ::

[il bacio dolce]

Is it weird that every time I see "how do you prevent a cold" I think I'm seeing "how do you prevent a child"? :lol

[OlivePoet]

verrrry bad mama ;)

no, actually... i gotta take nick to the doctor's office. apparently the FDA released a report on friday about Strattera (for ADD) maybe causing liver damage so that all the drug labels have to contain a warning. i'm gonna get a liver enzyme/function panel drawn just to be sure.
Well, if it turns out he's a huge drinker he can always blame it that! :lol

He'll be fine. :hug

[OlivePoet]

he rolled his eyes at me... they weren't jaundiced
:lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Good luck Heater baby!:bounce
and congrats, Heaterbaby!
:bounce


:hug
Thanks!!

:: bends over ::

[MAM2STEPN]

Heater's here!!!!!:bounce How'd Enterprise go?

[OlivePoet]

:: bends over ::
I like doing it heaters way!!
:lol

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

Heater's here!!!!!:bounce How'd Enterprise go?
We're in the midst of phone tag. :p

[OklahomaMama]

So whatcha' gonna do w/ the rest of your afternoon??jeez, i just sat down for the first time since wheneverthehell i posted last :rolleyes:

i took nick to get his blood drawn and when we get there they tell us that the phlebotomist called in sick so.... we had to go through the whole hospital rigamarole :BANG
after that nick decides he needs to buy Christmas cards for his dad & i (awwwww! :angel ) so we head to the store where i realize i didn't buy cards for him or his dad :p
then i get the bright idea to get his dad a new CD walkman then nick says "hey, i should get him speakers" :ugh: with his OWN money! i was so proud of him that when he hinted that he needed new headphones i threw 'em in the cart under some stuff.
on the way home pat calls & sez we need milk so we gotta stop @ Braum's (kinda upscale dairy/ice cream joint)
as soon as i got home around 3ish i started wrapping all the presents for pat, nick and my kitty cats (yes, i bought them new collars and toys :lol )
i'm pooped but it's all done!!!

so that's what i did with my so called "time off" :rolleyes:

[selkiegirl]

Good God, woman, BREATHE.
Isn't that better?

[OlivePoet]

Mama's had a busy day!

I think you should make Nick rub your feet. :p

[OklahomaMama]

And you were the one who wanted Mama to have some juicy reading when she got back??? .... And you're talking to me about pet hair? Work with me WOMAN! :lolwelll.... she could have been talking about her pussy hair :rolleyes:



eww, i think i just went a little too far, huh?
:lol

[OlivePoet]

welll.... she could have been talking about her pussy hair :rolleyes:



eww, i think i just went a little too far, huh?
:lol
:lol Never!

:: bends over ::

[OklahomaMama]

ewww, i wouldn't make someone i DIDN'T love rub my stinky feets :lol

oh yeah, in between wrapping i burned the kid my entire DMB studio albums and got about halfway through the concert cds before my burner started smoking :p
i asked him if he REALLY loved DMB or was he gonna bootleg 'em on campus

he placed his left hand on my firedancer hoodie and swore to Dave that he would not

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Good God, woman, BREATHE.
Isn't that better?much!
thank you... you always teach me to chill
:angel :hug :angel

[StumpyErin]

excuse me while i go find my magnifing glass to read heaters signature......:freak

[OlivePoet]

excuse me while i go find my magnifing glass to read heaters signature......:freak
I'm just respecting what the mods want.

[StumpyErin]

i know. its all good...im too far away from the screen anyways. whats up? hows life going in Chi-town. Did you guys get much snow last night/today? We were supposed to get around 1-3 inches today (on the east coast of the northeast)...but it was more like 3 millimeters.....but who's measuring with a rular to know that info.........my brother, that's who.

[OlivePoet]

i know. its all good...im too far away from the screen anyways. whats up? hows life going in Chi-town. Did you guys get much snow last night/today? We were supposed to get around 1-3 inches today (on the east coast of the northeast)...but it was more like 3 millimeters.....but who's measuring with a rular to know that info.........my brother, that's who.
There's a sprinkle of snow out here, not too much (thankfully!) :p

[selkiegirl]

much!
thank you... you always teach me to chill
:angel :hug :angelThat's right, baby. Cuz I am such a chillaxin' chick.
I'll have to eat my words after tomorrow. Ya, you might wanna jump over to my latest entry. Prepare to be awww-ed out. :angel

[OlivePoet]

That's right, baby. Cuz I am such a chillaxin' chick.
I'll have to eat my words after tomorrow. Ya, you might wanna jump over to my latest entry. Prepare to be awww-ed out. :angel
I love the animal rescue site. :)

[OklahomaMama]

That's right, baby. Cuz I am such a chillaxin' chick.
I'll have to eat my words after tomorrow. Ya, you might wanna jump over to my latest entry. Prepare to be awww-ed out. :angeli'm there! *trots over to another place*
:)

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hello all +/-ers

[StumpyErin]

hey jeremy.

[OlivePoet]

hi! :bounce

[Nautiest_monkey]

How was everyone's weekend?

[StumpyErin]

How was everyone's weekend?

[OlivePoet]

Creepy!

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
my computer does that too... double, even triple posts

positive: they usually dirty posts at least :D

[OklahomaMama]

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

[mrottondo]

yummy...

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i was wondering if anyone would notice that!
:rolleyes:

[StumpyErin]

hahahahhaha brenda. hahahahhahahaha

[OklahomaMama]

hahahahhaha brenda. hahahahhahahaha:p
i can't help it... i hate to see this thread fall to the 2nd page

[StumpyErin]

ha. i was waiting for Nauty monkey to post again, so i could mimic what he sai..but he never did, so i stopped checking this thread.

are our kids in bed yet?

[OklahomaMama]

ha. i was waiting for Nauty monkey to post again, so i could mimic what he sai..but he never did, so i stopped checking this thread.

are our kids in bed yet?well, MY kid is 18 and does pretty much as he pleases :p
i'm probably gonna turn in soon *yaaaawn*
helluva long day today

[StumpyErin]

i didnt know he was 18. wow. is he in school?

[StumpyErin]

im going to bed. night brenda and anyone else reading this.

[OklahomaMama]

i didnt know he was 18. wow. is he in school?yeah, i'm old ;)

nick just finished his freshman year in one semester @ the University of Oklahoma
(GO SOONERS!) & when he goes back in january after christmas break he'll be a sophomore :D

[OklahomaMama]

im going to bed. night brenda and anyone else reading this.g'nite, sweetie... i'm right behind ya *yaaaaawn*
see y'all in the morning

[Nautiest_monkey]

ha. i was waiting for Nauty monkey to post again, so i could mimic what he sai..but he never did, so i stopped checking this thread.

are our kids in bed yet?

If I would have known that Erin I would have came back. Good night to you and to you too Mama. See you guys tomorrow

[OklahomaMama]

*mumblegrumblesnort*

where's my freakin' coffee????

{{stumbles around thread}}


good morning :p

[Neighbor Bill]

::sips coffee::

Ahhhhh, that's how to start the day when it's -1.

Good Morning Brenda! :)

[OklahomaMama]

brrrrrrr!!
-1?
i think our low today was 33, expected high is 57


you angling for someone to come warm you up? :evil

[Neighbor Bill]

At this temp I can't angle. The worms away in hiding! It's should be warmer for Christmas, so hopefully he'll want to come out and play by then.

**Of course I'm not sure my kids or my parents would appreciate that wjile their opening presents (wife would probably be OK with it though)**

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
you're silly! :p

[Red_41]

Good morning my southern friends! :hug

[OklahomaMama]

NOELLABABY!!! :bounce
hiya, sugarpussy :)
how's your frosty morning?

[Red_41]

gjijeoifieatosdiej jgrivnx.kcjhtui wait a sec! ...... *slurrrrrrrrrp* ... I'm a little sleepy this morning :p

[RuggerSelkie]

Morning, Brenda! I feel like a mom that just went into labor this morning...
How are you?

[gypsie]

Good morning!!!

My poor little old pug is having back issues - sorry I'm late:hug

[selkiegirl]

Morning, lovely lady! Speaking of pugs, we are adding to the family today. He is a pug/english bulldog mix.
So frickin' cute.
How are you? Many good thoughts to your little sweetheart.

[Neighbor Bill]

Morning Kellie,

Sorry about your Pug problems.

[Red_41]

G'morning ladies! ... :hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

Morning, lovely lady! Speaking of pugs, we are adding to the family today. He is a pug/english bulldog mix.
So frickin' cute.
How are you? Many good thoughts to your little sweetheart.good morning :)
have you picked a name for the lil cutiepie yet?

[OklahomaMama]

Good morning!!!

My poor little old pug is having back issues - sorry I'm late:hughi, sweetie :hug
does your doggie have arthritis?

[selkiegirl]

good morning :)
have you picked a name for the lil cutiepie yet?Ja, we are going with Hamish. He truly reminds me of the guy in Braveheart.
Then again, we did this before and changed the name 5 times before settling on a permanent one, so who knows:)
How's things with Nick?

[gypsie]

At this temp I can't angle. The worms away in hiding! It's should be warmer for Christmas, so hopefully he'll want to come out and play by then.

**Of course I'm not sure my kids or my parents would appreciate that wjile their opening presents (wife would probably be OK with it though)**
Good to know!:evil
So where do you want to meet?;)

[OklahomaMama]

Ja, we are going with Hamish. He truly reminds me of the guy in Braveheart.
Then again, we did this before and changed the name 5 times before settling on a permanent one, so who knows:)
How's things with Nick?i hear ya... my kitties had a dozen names before Edgar & Raven "clicked" for us all :)
Nick's doing great... eating me out of house & home, but that's ok :D
should have his lab results by tomorrow *crosses fingers*

edit: are ya gonna call the puppy Hammy for short? :p

[gypsie]

Morning, lovely lady! Speaking of pugs, we are adding to the family today. He is a pug/english bulldog mix.
So frickin' cute.
How are you? Many good thoughts to your little sweetheart.
I am doing very well. I want to see pics of that new baby - sounds like an adorable combo.
As for Gypsie - he is 11 almost 12 and has compressed lower discs(should be Mama's dog:lol ) and the weather is aggravating him. As for my puppy she has some skin thing and is going to the vet for some special bath or whatever;)

[selkiegirl]

i hear ya... my kitties had a dozen names before Edgar & Raven "clicked" for us all :)
Nick's doing great... eating me out of house & home, but that's ok :D
should have his lab results by tomorrow *crosses fingers*

edit: are ya gonna call the puppy Hammy for short? :pWe will be sending many good thoughts, as always.
I may not be a mom to human kids, but I know the feeling of eating you out of house and home. Casper is this way, the boy can eat all his food, then he travels around to other bowls and eats everyone elses.
He is such a big guy, and he thinks he is still a puppy.
Ya, having a 95 lb. pup can be quite hard on ones lap.
Hammy? Oh, err, NO! Although he does resemble a little piglet right now, I actually thought of Charlotte and Wilbur when I saw his pic.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firetahlia/detail?.dir=fb95&.dnm=1b1d.jpg

[selkiegirl]

I am doing very well. I want to see pics of that new baby - sounds like an adorable combo.
As for Gypsie - he is 11 almost 12 and has compressed lower discs(should be Mama's dog:lol ) and the weather is aggravating him. As for my puppy she has some skin thing and is going to the vet for some special bath or whatever;)Posted one, here is another.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firetahlia/detail?.dir=fb95&.dnm=d119.jpg
Poor Gypsie. :( He is like an old man, huh? Do you give him massages? Maybe that would help just a bit?
Skin thing, what does it look like? Is she itchy? Hair falling out?

[gypsie]

We will be sending many good thoughts, as always.
I may not be a mom to human kids, but I know the feeling of eating you out of house and home. Casper is this way, the boy can eat all his food, then he travels around to other bowls and eats everyone elses.
He is such a big guy, and he thinks he is still a puppy.
Ya, having a 95 lb. pup can be quite hard on ones lap.
Hammy? Oh, err, NO! Although he does resemble a little piglet right now, I actually thought of Charlotte and Wilbur when I saw his pic.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firetahlia/detail?.dir=fb95&.dnm=1b1d.jpg
:violent I'll fight ya for him:lol
How cute is that little guy. He is so lucky to have found your family. How is Miss May doing?:hug

[gypsie]

Posted one, here is another.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firetahlia/detail?.dir=fb95&.dnm=d119.jpg
Poor Gypsie. :( He is like an old man, huh? Do you give him massages? Maybe that would help just a bit?
Skin thing, what does it look like? Is she itchy? Hair falling out?
Sometimes I give him massages but right now he doesn't really want to be touched. After I teach today I am planning on giving him a nice warm bath.
I am going to look for some herbs and holistic treatments for him and Cedar at www.chamisaridge.com (http://www.chamisaridge.com) - great great resource

[selkiegirl]

Sometimes I give him massages but right now he doesn't really want to be touched. After I teach today I am planning on giving him a nice warm bath.
I am going to look for some herbs and holistic treatments for him and Cedar at www.chamisaridge.com (http://www.chamisaridge.com) - great great resource
This is a good catalog too...
http://www1.revivalanimal.com/
I use Jeffers for almost everything, vaccinations, skin products, all of it. Much more affordable.
http://www.jefferspet.com/ssc/

[selkiegirl]

:violent I'll fight ya for him:lol
How cute is that little guy. He is so lucky to have found your family. How is Miss May doing?:hugThey have more available:)
May is great. Typical girl, very much a tomboy like Sadie. She gets into everything, and her eye is just about ready to be operated on. They said 6 months, and when she goes in for her spay, we are having her eye fixed.
You would never know she is missing one, I swear. As much as she can be a brat, she can also be so dang snuggly, so she makes up for the times we are yelling "MAY!" :)

[gypsie]

Ok so what happened to everyone?

Mama? Bill? Noella? uh..Hello?

[Beefsteak1138]

Whats shakin?

[OklahomaMama]

hey, y'all... i'm here :)
had to hop in the shower with my loofah :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, y'all... i'm here :)
had to hop in the shower with my loofah :evil
loofah = Beefy.

[System]

This work shit sucks, thank god for positive vibes and by that I mean sexual tension in this thread

[OklahomaMama]

loofah = Beefy.:p you WISH!

and so do i!

[Beefsteak1138]

:p you WISH!

and so do i!
Are you working it today?

[OklahomaMama]

This work shit sucks, thank god for positive vibes and by that I mean sexual tension in this thread*runs hand across T's lap & whispers sweet dirty nothings in his ear*

how's that? :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Are you working today?yeah, dammit! :BANG
all day too with no Ants to keep me preoccupied
waaah!
:(

[System]

*chases brenda into shower*


Oh darling, time for your sponge bath :evil

[Neighbor Bill]

Ok so what happened to everyone?

Mama? Bill? Noella? uh..Hello?

Sorry Kellie, I've been in and out all morning :D

It keeps me satisfied

[Beefsteak1138]

yeah, dammit! :BANG
all day too with no Ants to keep me preoccupied
waaah!
:(
That sucks, I'll be sending you vibes all day in your absence.

[gypsie]

This work shit sucks, thank god for positive vibes and by that I mean sexual tension in this thread
Sexual tension? Whatever do you mean?

*smacks Tony's ass followed by a big bear hug*:evil

[gypsie]

Sorry Kellie, I've been in and out all morning :D

It keeps me satisfied
Quite alright - I'm down with a little in n' out in the morning;)

[OklahomaMama]

That sucks, I'll be sending you vibes all day in your absence.and by "vibes" you mean dirty e-mail? :D

[OklahomaMama]

Sorry Kellie, I've been in and out all morning :D

It keeps me satisfied:lol what kind of job do YOU have, Bill?

[System]

Sexual tension? Whatever do you mean?

*smacks Tony's ass followed by a big bear hug*:evil



Don't feel that the smack you just gave me will go unpunished....you are now on my ass grab list.

Everytime i see you till i feel satisfied, i will grab your ass

*grabs Kellie's ass*

[Neighbor Bill]

:lol what kind of job do YOU have, Bill?

Brenda, in my line of work, I'll always have a POSITION for you! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda, in my line of work, I'll always have a POSITION for you! :evilall right!! :bounce
what do i have to do to ensure my job security? :rolleyes:

cuz i'll do whatever it takes *evil grin*

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
oh, man!
i wish y'all could have seen what just happened in my kitchen :p
i had the trash can lid open so i could throw away the coffee grounds & apparently Raven didn't know it... she just jumped in the mostly empty can :lol
then she jumps out and whirls around & gave me a dirty look

[gypsie]

Don't feel that the smack you just gave me will go unpunished....you are now on my ass grab list.

Everytime i see you till i feel satisfied, i will grab your ass

*grabs Kellie's ass*
Only my ass:( ;)
Not a bad list to be on.
I've been a bad bad girl, punish me...please:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
oh, man!
i wish y'all could have seen what just happened in my kitchen :p
i had the trash can lid open so i could throw away the coffee grounds & apparently Raven didn't know it... she just jumped in the mostly empty can :lol
then she jumps out and whirls around & gave me a dirty look
Awesome, I love when animals do stupid things.

I took the cutest picture which I'll have to post. My 65lb dog decided to curl up and sleep in the bed which we bought for our 25lb dog.

[OklahomaMama]

ok, enough procrastinating... i'm outta here, peeps!
think about me today, slaving away for the guv'mint with no Ants
:( *pout* :(

mwwwaaaaah!
:)

[gypsie]

* Grabs that sweet ass.
*jumps*
Hey!
Oh hi there Beefy sorry I thought you were Mama:evil

[System]

Only my ass:( ;)
Not a bad list to be on.
I've been a bad bad girl, punish me...please:evil


fine, schedule yourself for a private "punishment" session sometime when hubby is at work.....and the kids are at school......

and the safety phrase is....


Husband is home

[Beefsteak1138]

*jumps*
Hey!
Oh hi there Beefy sorry I thought you were Mama:evil
I look just like her, minus the boobs and tongue ring.

[Red_41]

Yo again peeps ... I just can't seem to wake up this morning ... I'm at work now and it's Dang cold in the Great White North ...! :(

[gypsie]

fine, schedule yourself for a private "punishment" session sometime when hubby is at work.....and the kids are at school......

and the safety phrase is....


Husband is home

::BENDS OVER::;) :evil

[gypsie]

I look just like her, minus the boobs and tongue ring.
But you are pierced in other places - right?;)

[System]

::BENDS OVER::;) :evil


*drool*



man, that will wake you up in the morning everytime...i love it

[gypsie]

*drool*



man, that will wake you up in the morning everytime...i love it
Well then Good morning to you;) :evil

[StumpyErin]

Good Morning Marchers.

i made coffee this morning, with chocolate syrup......OMG - someone needs to patent this stuff...

Anyways - im chillen at work today..so i figured i'd pop in and say 'HOLLA'

[System]

Good Morning Marchers.

i made coffee this morning, with chocolate syrup......OMG - someone needs to patent this stuff...

Anyways - im chillen at work today..so i figured i'd pop in and say 'HOLLA'


holla back at me g

[StumpyErin]

only.cause.your.at.the.top.of.the.food.chain

[Beefsteak1138]

But you are pierced in other places - right?;)
Have you ever heard of the prince albert?

[System]

only.cause.your.at.the.top.of.the.food.chain



hey, God gave me an opposable thumb and a brain with a higher intelligence, don't think i am not going to use it

[Bull_11]

holla

[StumpyErin]

haha holler.

[gypsie]

hey, God gave me an opposable thumb and a brain with a higher intelligence, don't think i am not going to use it
You are such a smooth talker:lol :evil

[System]

You are such a smooth talker:lol :evil



been called a lot of things, but never that...thanks..(i think)

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, God gave me an opposable thumb and a brain with a higher intelligence, don't think i am not going to use it
An opposable thumb?? You lucky bastard.

[System]

An opposable thumb?? You lucky bastard.



yep, i should start playing the lottery more huh?

[gypsie]

yep, i should start playing the lottery more huh?
Yeah - let me know when you've won.
Between winning the lottery and those thumbs of yours you will definitely complete the package :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

yep, i should start playing the lottery more huh?
With those thumbs, scratching those lottery tickets should be a breeze.

.....and gypsie said "package" :lol

[gypsie]

With those thumbs, scratching those lottery tickets should be a breeze.

.....and gypsie said "package" :lol:lol :monkey
With those thumbs scratching alot of things should be a breeze:lol

[System]

:lol :monkey
With those thumbs scratching alot of things should be a breeze:lol

i don't scratch with my thumbs, i tend to pinch gently though

[Beefsteak1138]

i don't scratch with my thumbs, i tend to pinch gently though
Ah, the ol' pinch n' roll. A tried and true technique.

[System]

Ah, the ol' pinch n' roll. A tried and true technique.


basics have yet to fail me yet, that is why they are the basics i guess.

[Red_41]

Ah, the ol' pinch n' roll. A tried and true technique.
I just got tingly in my happy place! :evil Thanks Beefy! :D

[System]

I just got tingly in my happy place! :evil Thanks Beefy! :D

DON"T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

[Red_41]

DON"T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!
*Does reach around and squeezes the boys ... gently*

How could I ever forget you T? :evil

[System]

*Does reach around and squeezes the boys ... gently*

How could I ever forget you T? :evil



i know it is hard, but it has been done....



and why so gentle....i like it rough

[Beefsteak1138]

I just got tingly in my happy place! :evil Thanks Beefy! :D
Anytime, all you have to do is ask.....or not and I'll probably do it anyway.

[Red_41]

Oops ... my mistake ... *reaches around and grabs boys with both hands in a firm grip*

*Reaches up and pinches both nipples for good measure*

Better?

[Red_41]

Anytime, all you have to do is ask.....or not and I'll probably do it anyway.
Anything I can do for you today?

:: bends over :: :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Anything I can do for you today?

:: bends over :: :evil
I think you just did.

[Red_41]

I aim to please! ..... Just make sure "you aim too please" :lol (damn that was corny)

[System]

Oops ... my mistake ... *reaches around and grabs boys with both hands in a firm grip*

*Reaches up and pinches both nipples for good measure*

Better?


much,

thank you, so can i come up and keep you warm on these cold nights?

[Red_41]

much,

thank you, so can i come up and keep you warm on these cold nights?
You mean you're not already on your way? :freak

[System]

You mean you're not already on your way? :freak

today is my last day at work till Jan 4th....can i at least try to finish something besides posting on ants this year?

[Beefsteak1138]

Anyone here?

:: waits for someone to bend over ::

[StumpyErin]

mayeb yuo can help me out system.

i have an excel document and im trying to link a word document to a word in my excel document. BUT (here's the tricky part). I dont know the VB Code to use so that when i click on the link (in excel) I want the document to open to a certain paragraph in the linked document....

any help would be great. :)

[il bacio dolce]

Anyone here?

:: waits for someone to bend over ::
Can't help ya there.

[Beefsteak1138]

Can't help ya there.
:thumbs down

[Bull_11]

Can't help ya there.
me either!!! What's up, y'all?

[il bacio dolce]

Tired as hell. My 85 cent cup of coffee isn't helping either.

[Beefsteak1138]

me either!!! What's up, y'all?
Thank god.....must. erase. image. from. brain.

[Bull_11]

Thank god.....must. erase. image. from. brain.
Dude, do you know if Sweetwater will be open on New Years Eve?

[Beefsteak1138]

Dude, do you know if Sweetwater will be open on New Years Eve?
Not off the top of my head, but its right next door, so I can find out for you in a bit.

[Bull_11]

Not off the top of my head, but its right next door, so I can find out for you in a bit.
You da man! We are coming down to visit some friends for New Years and planning to go there on NYE for dinner.

[Beefsteak1138]

You da man! We are coming down to visit some friends for New Years and planning to go there on NYE for dinner.
Awesome. You should do the 'call ahead seating' thing, 'cause if they're open, it'll be a long wait...probably 1-2 hours.

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy pussypussypussypussypussypussy


:lol That was pretty!

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

We will be sending many good thoughts, as always.
I may not be a mom to human kids, but I know the feeling of eating you out of house and home. Casper is this way, the boy can eat all his food, then he travels around to other bowls and eats everyone elses.
He is such a big guy, and he thinks he is still a puppy.
Ya, having a 95 lb. pup can be quite hard on ones lap.
Hammy? Oh, err, NO! Although he does resemble a little piglet right now, I actually thought of Charlotte and Wilbur when I saw his pic.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/firetahlia/detail?.dir=fb95&.dnm=1b1d.jpg
I can't even think of getting over how cute he is! :p

[OlivePoet]

:lol
oh, man!
i wish y'all could have seen what just happened in my kitchen :p
i had the trash can lid open so i could throw away the coffee grounds & apparently Raven didn't know it... she just jumped in the mostly empty can :lol
then she jumps out and whirls around & gave me a dirty look
:lol
Nothing like a silly pet moment! :p

[OlivePoet]

You are such a smooth talker:lol :evil
:lol I know it made me hot!

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

No one loves me! :(

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Ahh, my back hurts now! :lol

[stunnersal]

Hey all....

Yeah the boards really do suck right now, nothing but crap.... :thumbsup

ok bye.... :monkey

[Nautiest_monkey]

Is anybody in here?

[stunnersal]

I think everyone is either having sex or working out...i dunno.... :confused:

[mosvar]

Is anybody in here?

I am but something tells me u don't want that :lol

[stunnersal]

:lol :lol Ok im really getting back to work, i got my amusement for the morning...

:monkey

[OlivePoet]

Entertain me! :bounce

:: bends over ::

[System]

*grabs heater and turns up the dial*


you better warm up quick, hon...time to get to work :evil

[OlivePoet]

*grabs heater and turns up the dial*


you better warm up quick, hon...time to get to work :evil
:lol

[System]

:lol


what is going on with you darling? anythign fun and exciting?

[OlivePoet]

what is going on with you darling? anythign fun and exciting?
Nothing extraordinary. I'm looking forward to this crap time of year to be done.

[dmbfan#?]

What's happening y'all?

[MAM2STEPN]

Hello everyone!:bounce "back reading"

[gypsie]

DON"T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!
I won't forget about you!!:bounce

[gypsie]

i know it is hard, but it has been done....



and why so gentle....i like it rough
*ears perk up*
Did someone say hard?:evil

[gypsie]

No one loves me! :(

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Ahh, my back hurts now! :lol
I love you!!:hug
Especially when you bend over like THAT:evil

[gypsie]

WHere are y'all?!?!

Someone please come and talk smack with me:evil

[OlivePoet]

I love you!!:hug
Especially when you bend over like THAT:evil
Must be the yoga. :p

[gypsie]

Must be the yoga. :p
Just finished teaching a class - must be the yoga:evil :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

WHere are y'all?!?!

Someone please come and talk smack with me:evil
I'll smack you any time. :multi

[gypsie]

I'll smack you any time. :multi
*unleashes the girls waits for a pinch*

*proceeds to bend over*

[Beefsteak1138]

*unleashes the girls waits for a pinch*

*proceeds to bend over*


* pinches the girls....

You better find something to hold onto, you're in for a rough ride.

[gypsie]

* pinches the girls....

You better find something to hold onto, you're in for a rough ride.
Yee haw!!
*swings whip - crack*
*Tips hat adjusts chaps*

I'm ready Beefy:evil

[StumpyErin]

dmbfan# your avatar scares the shit out of me....i really hate it :(

[Beefsteak1138]

Yee haw!!
*swings whip - crack*
*Tips hat adjusts chaps*

I'm ready Beefy:evil
I hope you really are ready.....

*cracks gypsie open like a shotgun :evil

[OlivePoet]

dmbfan# your avatar scares the shit out of me....i really hate it :(
:lol

Are you just going into every thread he posts in and saying that? I don't think he's even here today!


EDIT: Nevermind. ;)

[gypsie]

I hope you really are ready.....

*cracks gypsie open like a shotgun :evil
How long have we both been here?...
you know I am ready the question is can you handle me?;)

[gypsie]

dmbfan# your avatar scares the shit out of me....i really hate it :(
When did this become random non sex related thread?:lol

[System]

How long have we both been here?...
you know I am ready the question is can you handle me?;)



I can handle you.

No worries

[Nautiest_monkey]

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! That should get everybody back on track.

[OlivePoet]

When did this become random non sex related thread?:lol
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

How long have we both been here?...
you know I am ready the question is can you handle me?;)
I'm not really sure I can, but I'm willing to give a shot.

[OlivePoet]

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! That should get everybody back on track.
Ooh baby, I'm on track now. :p

[Neighbor Bill]

Saw this license plate and thought of all the Ladies in this thread (you know who you are!)

[OlivePoet]

I'm not really sure I can, but I'm willing to give a shot.
Such a trooper!

[System]

Saw this license plate and thought of all the Ladies in this thread (you know who you are!)


Bill where are you at? I saw the illinois plate

[OlivePoet]

Saw this license plate and thought of all the Ladies in this thread (you know who you are!)
THAT'S fantastic!

[System]

Ooh baby, I'm on track now. :p


I got a track you can ride if you are good

[Neighbor Bill]

I had this e-mailed to me

I'm in Connecticut

[gypsie]

I can handle you.

No worries
In the immortal words of this thread - PROVE IT!!!!!!:evil

[System]

I had this e-mailed to me

I'm in Connecticut


ah, i was going to say, if you are IL and didn't say hi...i was going to have send mama after you ass ;)

[System]

In the immortal words of this thread - PROVE IT!!!!!!:evil


plane ticket coming....



(by the way, i started that "prove it" thing (i think))

[gypsie]

I'm not really sure I can, but I'm willing to give a shot.
That's good because I am willing to give you multiple chances

[Neighbor Bill]

Mama's already after my ass ;)

[gypsie]

Saw this license plate and thought of all the Ladies in this thread (you know who you are!)
*drops to knees and opens wide*

[Nautiest_monkey]

A lesbian offered to give me head this weekend.