Positive or Negative?

[gypsie]

plane ticket coming....



(by the way, i started that "prove it" thing (i think))
Promises promises:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

Mama's already after my ass ;)
But who isn't really?;)

[gypsie]

A lesbian offered to give me head this weekend.
Uh.. then what?:rolleyes:

[Neighbor Bill]

*drops to knees and opens wide*


Keep that pose, I'm on my way!! :evil

[gypsie]

Keep that pose, I'm on my way!! :evil
See ya Christmas morning!!:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

That's good because I am willing to give you multiple chances
and I'm willing to give you multiple shots.

[Nautiest_monkey]

I went to the bar. It's been more than a year since that happened and why would I want to get it out of system and then not have it happen again for another year? I had a GF for most of this year and we had great sex but that was a line she wouldn't cross.

I just read over what I wrote and it made sense to me Friday night but now I'm not so sure it does.

[chels012002]

Hey people :hug

pussy

wonders if this gets a little repetitive?

[gypsie]

and I'm willing to give you multiple shots.
Great!!!

::BENDS OVER:::

[Neighbor Bill]

See ya Christmas morning!!:evil

I'll be staring down into those pretty eyes!

[Bull_11]

*drops to knees and opens wide*
well hello there, Kell! ;)

[Neighbor Bill]

Hey people :hug

pussy

wonders if this gets a little repetitive?


If by Pussy you mean PUSSY then hey Chelsie

[gypsie]

I went to the bar. It's been more than a year since that happened and why would I want to get it out of system and then not have it happen again for another year? I had a GF for most of this year and we had great sex but that was a line she wouldn't cross.

I just read over what I wrote and it made sense to me Friday night but now I'm not so sure it does.
I'm confused by women that won't give BJ's - if your with someone and your giving it up anyway why not. :rolleyes:

[gypsie]

I'll be staring down into those pretty eyes!
If you can see my eyes I'm not doing it right:lol

[Neighbor Bill]

I just want you to look up for the camera! :lol

[chels012002]

If by Pussy you mean PUSSY then hey Chelsie
Oh yeah ;) :evil

[gypsie]

I just want you to look up for the camera! :lol

put it lower so I don't have to crank on my neck:)

[Nautiest_monkey]

I'm confused by women that won't give BJ's - if your with someone and your giving it up anyway why not. :rolleyes:

She had a phobia about even touching it. I think in the year we dated she might have touched it 5 times.

[chels012002]

I'm confused by women that won't give BJ's - if your with someone and your giving it up anyway why not. :rolleyes:
I refused to give them until recently and I havent given Ryan one just cause we have such little time together I enjoy the full blown wild sex we have. So I have been thinking of the perfect way to suprise him with one though.

[OlivePoet]

A lesbian offered to give me head this weekend.
Me too.

[gypsie]

She had a phobia about even touching it. I think in the year we dated she might have touched it 5 times.
Probably made having sex difficult.

[gypsie]

I refused to give them until recently and I havent given Ryan one just cause we have such little time together I enjoy the full blown wild sex we have. So I have been thinking of the perfect way to suprise him with one though.
Uh- hello? Foreplay!!!
It's not like you have to finish orally everytime:evil

[Nautiest_monkey]

Sex was great. she actually loved having sex, anytime anywhere, but she would never lay a finger on certain areas.

[Beefsteak1138]

Probably made having sex difficult.
:lol

[OlivePoet]

I'm confused by women that won't give BJ's - if your with someone and your giving it up anyway why not. :rolleyes:
The only reason it confuses me is because cock tastes so damn good.

[gypsie]

Me too.
Heater!!!
I thought that was going to be our secret:o
Bitch!:lol

[OlivePoet]

She had a phobia about even touching it. I think in the year we dated she might have touched it 5 times.
i definately would not have lasted a year! :lol

[chels012002]

Uh- hello? Foreplay!!!
It's not like you have to finish orally everytime:evil
Yeah but I get all caught up in it everytime. It kinda odd I just get going and get into a trance. I need to find a happy medium for everyone and maybe a signal or something.

[Nautiest_monkey]

i definately would not have lasted a year! :lol

The sex was mind blowing though, it made up for it and I might have fallen in love.

[OlivePoet]

Heater!!!
I thought that was going to be our secret:o
Bitch!:lol
:lol

Guess what I'm doing right now?

Eating some wicked yummy fudge!! :bounce

Thanks! :hug

[gypsie]

Sex was great. she actually loved having sex, anytime anywhere, but she would never lay a finger on certain areas.
All those inhibitions go away after kids and when you get nearer to 30 at least IMO - ::BENDS OVER::

Sorry Heater - but it is so much fun to bend over in posts:hug

[Nautiest_monkey]

All those inhibitions go away after kids and when you get nearer to 30 at least IMO - ::BENDS OVER::

Thank god for 20 year olds :D

[gypsie]

:lol

Guess what I'm doing right now?

Eating some wicked yummy fudge!! :bounce

Thanks! :hug
Yeah you got it!!!!!:bounce

[OlivePoet]

The sex was mind blowing though, it made up for it and I might have fallen in love.
I think that if the person I loved didn't wanna touch my goodies, I'd get a complex!

[OlivePoet]

All those inhibitions go away after kids and when you get nearer to 30 at least IMO - ::BENDS OVER::

Sorry Heater - but it is so much fun to bend over in posts:hug
I like the trend I started! :bounce

:: bends over ::

[Nautiest_monkey]

I think that if the person I loved didn't wanna touch my goodies, I'd get a complex!

She didn't like receiveing oral either.

[MAM2STEPN]

Me too.:lol :lol :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

She didn't like receiveing oral either.
SHE HAS NO SOUL! :lol

[gypsie]

Thank god for 20 year olds :D
What do you mean by that?
*hands on hips*

I would rock your world junior.
I hope your not underestimating the power of an old woman

[Nautiest_monkey]

What do you mean by that?
*hands on hips*

I would rock your world junior.
I hope your not underestimating the power of an old woman

I would look forward to it.

[gypsie]

She didn't like receiveing oral either.
:eek: WHAT?!?!:eek:
Was she kind of alien or something?

[gypsie]

I would look forward to it.
Nice try...
How bout we figure out a way for you to make it up to me?:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

She didn't like receiveing oral either.:eek: What was wrong with her!:freak

[OlivePoet]

Heater!!!
I thought that was going to be our secret:o
Bitch!:lol
:lol

Guess what I'm doing right now?

Eating some wicked yummy fudge!! :bounce

Thanks! :hug
I didn't miss it!!
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2388137&postcount=21784
:o

[Nautiest_monkey]

:eek: What was wrong with her!:freak

Red hair and evil

[OlivePoet]

:bounce :multi I have an interview with Enterprise on Thursday! :bounce :multi

[MAM2STEPN]

What do you mean by that?
*hands on hips*

I would rock your world junior.
I hope your not underestimating the power of an old womanOne that has more experience!:D

[Bull_11]

What do you mean by that?
*hands on hips*

I would rock your world junior.
I hope your not underestimating the power of an old woman
Yup...as long as you're 19 or under, you're game for Kell! Or is that 19 and over!? :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

:bounce :multi I have an interview with Enterprise on Thursday! :bounce :multiHooray!!!!!! You get them girl!:bounce

[gypsie]

:bounce :multi I have an interview with Enterprise on Thursday! :bounce :multi

WOO HOO!!!!!!:bounce
Yay!!! Yay!!!! Yay!!!!!!:multi
Use it to your advantage andtake a raod trip to VA - don't forget to stop by and pick up Noella:lol

[OlivePoet]

Yup...as long as you're 19 or under, you're game for Kell! Or is that 19 and over!? :lol
I think the only qualification is "breathing." :lol
































(I didn't actually mean that about you, I just though it was funny! :o :hug)

[Nautiest_monkey]

I've had my way with younger women, I need a little more experience in my life.

[OlivePoet]

Hooray!!!!!! You get them girl!:bounce
The lady I spoke with reminded me of me, so that should help me out a little bit!

[gypsie]

Yup...as long as you're 19 or under, you're game for Kell! Or is that 19 and over!? :lolNo silly it's anything younger then me:lol

[chels012002]

Well I am sad to say I havent gotten my fudge yet but I am happy to report I am going to get it more than once this week and I am going to enjoy it.

[gypsie]

I think the only qualification is "breathing." :lol


(I didn't actually mean that about you, I just though it was funny! :o :hug)
No there are other qualifications!!!!:mad: :devil



































Like a pulse:lol

[Bull_11]

The lady I spoke with reminded me of me, so that should help me out a little bit!
She talked about her ass?

[gypsie]

I've had my way with younger women, I need a little more experience in my life.
How YOU doin?:evil ;)

[gypsie]

Well I am sad to say I havent gotten my fudge yet but I am happy to report I am going to get it more than once this week and I am going to enjoy it.
It's on it's way!!!:hug

[Bull_11]

No silly it's anything younger then me:lol
Nice, I'm in!! See you at 10!!!

[gypsie]

She talked about her ass?
Maybe she talked out of it?;)

[gypsie]

Nice, I'm in!! See you at 10!!!
and on Thursday:evil

[Nautiest_monkey]

How YOU doin?:evil ;)

verile and well rested :monkey

[OlivePoet]

WOO HOO!!!!!!:bounce
Yay!!! Yay!!!! Yay!!!!!!:multi
Use it to your advantage andtake a raod trip to VA - don't forget to stop by and pick up Noella:lol
:lol :lol

Giulio and I were discussing the trips that we definately are taking in 2005, and the ones we want to. I have NO idea how this is gonna work.

Definately:
Cancun (with my family)
PussyPalooza (with my other family :))
Alpine (no justification needed)
Florida (a weekend trip with my lil sis and her boy, our Jesusmas present for them)

Potential:
Italy (to see his house, have romantic trip, decide if we wanna marry out there)
Gorge (what an amazing weekend that would be)
Boston (to scope out sites for his new office)

I think that I'll avoid telling Enterprise about these plans when I interview! :lol

[OlivePoet]

No there are other qualifications!!!!:mad: :devil

Like a pulse:lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

She talked about her ass?
:lol

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

Maybe she talked out of it?;)
:lol :lol :lol Well done! Brat! ;)

[chels012002]

:lol :lol

Giulio and I were discussing the trips that we definately are taking in 2005, and the ones we want to. I have NO idea how this is gonna work.

I think that I'll avoid telling Enterprise about these plans when I interview! :lol
Yeah major selling point I need about a total of 2 months off too! That would be great.

[gypsie]

verile and well rested :monkey
Then you fit the requirements!!!!

*pulls monkey close presses breasts to his chest and grabs a handful of ass*

[chels012002]

oh yeah
:: bends over ::

[angelces]

boo.

[gypsie]

:lol :lol :lol Well done! Brat! ;)
Which is why you love me so much, that and my fudge

and by fudge I mean...:evil

[OlivePoet]

Yeah major selling point I need about a total of 2 months off too! That would be great.
:lol

Like I said, I have no idea how this is going to work. :p

[OlivePoet]

boo.
Is that boo as in "boo to this" or "boo, hi, I'm here?"

[OlivePoet]

Which is why you love me so much, that and my fudge

and by fudge I mean...:evil
Oh, you like it that way, too? Kinky gal. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

boo...
...bies.

[OlivePoet]

...bies.
:lol :lol
Beefy's so clever!

[angelces]

Is that boo as in "boo to this" or "boo, hi, I'm here?"
boo as in Hi.

i'm bored. and brainstorming what the hell i want to do with this stupid uncreative intro that's nothing more than acouple of bullets. argh

[gypsie]

...bies.
You are sheer genius!!!
:lol

[chels012002]

:lol

Like I said, I have no idea how this is going to work. :p
I was trying to get a play off of Office Space but I dont think anyone knows of my sarcasam yet.

[Bull_11]

and on Thursday:evil
Couldn't forget about Thurs! ;)

[chels012002]

...bies.
good job beefy! :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol :lol
Beefy's so clever!
Thanks, you can really tell that I'm thinking about work right now.

[Nautiest_monkey]

Then you fit the requirements!!!!

*pulls monkey close presses breasts to his chest and grabs a handful of ass*

Is that a preview or the main show?

[OlivePoet]

boo as in Hi.

i'm bored. and brainstorming what the hell i want to do with this stupid uncreative intro that's nothing more than acouple of bullets. argh
I'm bored, looking for a job, and eating fudge. Welcome. :)

[OlivePoet]

I was trying to get a play off of Office Space but I dont think anyone knows of my sarcasam yet.
:lol I forgot about that. I haven't seen that flick in ages.

[gypsie]

Is that a preview or the main show?
You do back read right???
It was a small tiny preview.
I will let you get nice and confy and then I will brak out the whips and handcuffs

[OlivePoet]

Thanks, you can really tell that I'm thinking about work right now.
Work means pussy, eh?

[System]

oh god, this new girl i am working with is so friggin hot. We are talking super nice, super ass, perky tits, smart......Fucking wedding ring...gets me everytime

[OlivePoet]

oh god, this new girl i am working with is so friggin hot. We are talking super nice, super ass, perky tits, smart......Fucking wedding ring...gets me everytime
That ring comes right off.

[gypsie]

oh god, this new girl i am working with is so friggin hot. We are talking super nice, super ass, perky tits, smart......Fucking wedding ring...gets me everytime
Damn married chicks!!!!:BANG

[gypsie]

That ring comes right off.
HEATER!!!!!:eek:



Oh yeah you are right it does come off:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

HEATER!!!!!:eek:



Oh yeah you are right it does come off:rolleyes:
You know, for swaps and stuff...:p

[System]

That ring comes right off.



ya, but the rule of never dip your pen in company ink comes into play.

Guess it looks like I am going to be looking for a new job :evil

[chels012002]

Work means pussy, eh?
everything means pussy to Beefy

[OlivePoet]

ya, but the rule of never dip your pen in company ink comes into play.

Guess it looks like I am going to be looking for a new job :evil
"Never dip your pen in company ink"

Eww.

[gypsie]

You know, for swaps and stuff...:p
;) ;)
No I will be keepingmine on for role playing purposes but don't tell I want it to be a surprise:evil

[OlivePoet]

everything means pussy to Beefy
Oh yeah. :lol

This to us------>everything means pussy to Beefy
This to Beefy--->pussy pussies pussy to Beefy

(I originally had "Beefy" as "pussy,' but realized that probably wasn't right. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

everything means pussy to Beefy
I read that as "pussy pussy pussy to Beef"

[gypsie]

ya, but the rule of never dip your pen in company ink comes into play.

Guess it looks like I am going to be looking for a new job :evil
Didn't we talk about alternative positions yesterday?:evil

[OlivePoet]

;) ;)
No I will be keepingmine on for role playing purposes but don't tell I want it to be a surprise:evil
Much better idea. :p

[OlivePoet]

Oh yeah. :lol

This to us------>everything means pussy to Beefy
This to Beefy--->pussy pussies pussy to Beefy

(I originally had "Beefy" as "pussy,' but realized that probably wasn't right. :lol
I read that as "pussy pussy pussy to Beef"
:lol JINX!

[Beefsteak1138]

Oh yeah. :lol

This to us------>everything means pussy to Beefy
This to Beefy--->pussy pussies pussy to Beefy

(I originally had "Beefy" as "pussy,' but realized that probably wasn't right. :lol


I read that as "pussy pussy pussy to Beef"


*queue up twilight zone music.

[Beefsteak1138]

Dammit, stop reading my mind. ;)

[OlivePoet]

Get out of my head!! :lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

That was just cool. :p




HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LANGUAGE?!?!! :lol

[chels012002]

I read that as "pussy pussy pussy to Beef"
I figured just as much.

So when we address beefy we just say.....

Beefy, pussy pussy, pussy pussy pussy?

[gypsie]

Much better idea. :p
I hope he likes it...if all else fails it sounds like you do;)

[Beefsteak1138]

That was just cool. :p




HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LANGUAGE?!?!! :lol
I am well versed in the language of pussy.

[OklahomaMama]

Saw this license plate and thought of all the Ladies in this thread (you know who you are!)LMAO
that rocks!

i saw one on a Hummer that i couldn't BELIEVE that the oklahoma dmv let slip by:

HUMJOBB
:lol

[gypsie]

Get out of my head!! :lol :lol
Heater said head:lol

[OlivePoet]

I hope he likes it...if all else fails it sounds like you do;)
Which is really all that matters. ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I figured just as much.

So when we address beefy we just say.....

Beefy, pussy pussy, pussy pussy pussy?
Sure, I love bj's.

[OlivePoet]

I am well versed in the language of pussy.
Duh. :lol

[OlivePoet]

LMAO
that rocks!

i saw one on a Hummer that i couldn't BELIEVE that the oklahoma dmv let slip by:

HUMJOBB
:lol
:lol Hey mama!! :hug

Interview on Thursday. :p

[gypsie]

I am well versed in the language of pussy.
*lays on back spreads legs*
prove it!!!

[OlivePoet]

Heater said head:lol
:lol

[OlivePoet]

Sure, I love bj's.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
OMG! You're one of the funniest people ever.

[OklahomaMama]

so my boss says"pussy pussy pussy, PUSSY pussy pussy?"
and I say "pussy.... ok, pussy"

and that's why i'm home now
:D

[chels012002]

Sure, I love bj's.
thats cute beefy

[OlivePoet]

so my boss says"pussy pussy pussy, PUSSY pussy pussy?"
and I say "pussy.... ok, pussy"

and that's why i'm home now
:D
:lol
I would have thought you'd be getting overtime for that. ;)

[Bull_11]

HEATER!!!!!:eek:



Oh yeah you are right it does come off:rolleyes:
You're right...that sucker does come right off!!! Look at that! :cool:

[chels012002]

LMAO
that rocks!

i saw one on a Hummer that i couldn't BELIEVE that the oklahoma dmv let slip by:

HUMJOBB
:lol
Hey mama :hug

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
I would have thought you'd be getting overtime for that. ;)oh, the conversation was rather benign... i was just translating for Beefy
:D

[OlivePoet]

You're right...that sucker does come right off!!! Look at that! :cool:
How YOU doin'? :lol

[OlivePoet]

oh, the conversation was rather benign... i was just translating for Beefy
:D
My bad! I haven't even finished my "Intro to Pussy" class yet. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

oh, the conversation was rather benign... i was just translating for Beefy
:D
I understood. Your boss seems like prick.

[OklahomaMama]

MaryAnn!!!
clean your box, you dirty dirty girl!!

speaking of MaryAnn...
:evil

ask her what website NOT to go to @ work
:lol

[System]

I understood. Your boss seems like prick.



and mama is a pussy, sounds like a perfect match :evil

[OlivePoet]

MaryAnn!!!
clean your box, you dirty dirty girl!!

speaking of MaryAnn...
:evil

ask her what website NOT to go to @ work
:lol
:lol I wanna know!!

[OklahomaMama]

I understood. Your boss seems like prick.my direct supervisor is a lady so i guess technically that would make her that
"C word" that i won't say :rolleyes:

there's only one male in my whole clinic... he doesn't count cuz he's just as big a girl as the rest of us :lol

[System]

there's only one male in my whole clinic... he doesn't count cuz he's just as big a girl as the rest of us :lol


You turned him gay? what?


stay away from me, i lke my pussy :D

[OklahomaMama]

:lol I wanna know!!:lol
i told her to christen her new laptop with http://www.hugecocks.com

i swear to DOG, i made that up but you are not gonna BELIEVE what pops up :lol




oh yeah, do not click if you are
(a) at work
(b) homophobic
(c) have a heart condition

:evil

[gypsie]

You're right...that sucker does come right off!!! Look at that! :cool:
Maybe you can show me yours and I'll show you mine on Thursday

By that I mean our rings of course;) :evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Maybe you can show me yours and I'll show you mine on Thursday

By that I mean our rings of course;) :evil
cock rings?

[OklahomaMama]

You turned him gay? what?


stay away from me, i lke my pussy :Dme? turn someone gay??
only if he was so despondent after realizing i was already taken that he could never ever have pussy again :p


naw, he's just totally whipped by all of us :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

MaryAnn!!!
clean your box, you dirty dirty girl!!

speaking of MaryAnn...
:evil

ask her what website NOT to go to @ work
:lolDamn I just cleaned it out this morning!:BANG Ok I'll go clean it out some more! Mama suggested I break my new laptop in with cocksuckers.com:evil

[gypsie]

:lol
i told her to christen her new laptop with http://www.hugecocks.com (http://www.hugecocks.com/)

i swear to DOG, i made that up but you are not gonna BELIEVE what pops up :lol




oh yeah, do not click if you are
(a) at work
(b) homophobic
(c) have a heart condition

:evil
Holy crap one guy is takin two at once with his mouth - he is going to suffocate:eek:

[gypsie]

cock rings?
That's just between you and I Beefy

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol
i told her to christen her new laptop with http://www.hugecocks.com (http://www.hugecocks.com/)

i swear to DOG, i made that up but you are not gonna BELIEVE what pops up :lol




oh yeah, do not click if you are
(a) at work
(b) homophobic
(c) have a heart condition

:evilYou have been forwarned, it damn near gave me a heart attack! That's all I need is for my boss or someone to walk up behind me:BANG

[OlivePoet]

:lol
i told her to christen her new laptop with http://www.hugecocks.com

i swear to DOG, i made that up but you are not gonna BELIEVE what pops up :lol


oh yeah, do not click if you are
(a) at work
(b) homophobic
(c) have a heart condition

:evil
:lol :lol :lol
::: runs to clear web history :::

[Beefsteak1138]

That's just between you and I Beefy
Literally.

[OlivePoet]

You have been forwarned, it damn near gave me a heart attack! That's all I need is for my boss or someone to walk up behind me:BANG
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

You have been forwarned, it damn near gave me a heart attack! That's all I need is for my boss or someone to walk up behind me:BANGi'm sooooo sorrry :(

what can i do to make it up to you?



on a positive note: we've proved that there really IS a website for everything
:o

[OklahomaMama]

:lol

i love that Heater & Kellie immediately clicked it
:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol

i love that Heater & Kellie immediately clicked it
:evil
I can't wait to show the wife that one....or maybe I shouldn't.....

[OlivePoet]

:lol

i love that Heater & Kellie immediately clicked it
:evil
Hey, curiousity killed the pussy. :lol

[Bull_11]

How YOU doin'? :lol
Why don't you get over here and I'll show ya! ;)

[OklahomaMama]

what else can i make up?
:p




let's try:

http://www.sluttyfarmgirls.com

:D

[gypsie]

:lol

i love that Heater & Kellie immediately clicked it
:evil
You knew we would:lol

[OlivePoet]

what else can i make up?
:p




let's try:

http://www.sluttyfarmgirls.com

:D
Damnit!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Best site out there:

http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html

[gypsie]

what else can i make up?
:p




let's try:

http://www.sluttyfarmgirls.com (http://www.sluttyfarmgirls.com/)

:D
Nope doesn't work.
Maybe you should buy that and sell it and get rich:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Damnit!!:lol
LMAO

wow, girl! you're easy :D


(yeah, i clicked it too :rolleyes: )

[gypsie]

Best site out there:

http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
Thanks for the warning - I have kids you know:mad:

[Beefsteak1138]

Thanks for the warning - I have kids you know:mad:
Check out the hot outdoor action.

[gypsie]

:lol
LMAO

wow, girl! you're easy :D


(yeah, i clicked it too :rolleyes: )
and your calling us easy?!

[OklahomaMama]

Best site out there:

http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
:thumbsup
yup, that would get blocked @ work just by the title
:lol

[System]

what else can i make up?
:p




let's try:

http://www.sluttyfarmgirls.com

:D


i wonder if anyone i grew up with is on that sight, i guess i will have to wait to get home and find out

[OlivePoet]

Best site out there:

http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
:confused:

[OlivePoet]

:lol
LMAO

wow, girl! you're easy :D


(yeah, i clicked it too :rolleyes: )
I figured it would redirect me to something! :lol



www.heatherinleather.com

[OklahomaMama]

Thanks for the warning - I have kids you know:mad:
Evan: "Mommy? what is that chair DOING to the footstool??"
:eek:







:lol

[OklahomaMama]

http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com (http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com/)


:D

EDIT: ok, THAT'S the domain i want! :lol

[OlivePoet]

http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com (http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com/)


:D

EDIT: ok, THAT'S the domain i want! :lol
:lol

[gypsie]

Evan: "Mommy? what is that chair DOING to the footstool??"
:eek:







:lol
Definitely be a good way to open up the lines of communication about the birds and the bees:lol

"Well son when a lawn chair is truly in love witha foot stool..."

[OlivePoet]

I have to go pick up a Jesusmas gift for Giulio. See ya'll soon! :hug

[gypsie]

http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com (http://www.blowjobsbybrenda.com/)


:D

EDIT: ok, THAT'S the domain i want! :lol
Ok stop!! Because I keep clicking and I get nothing and that's just not right:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Definitely be a good way to open up the lines of communication about the birds and the bees:lol

"Well son when a lawn chair is truly in love witha foot stool..."
"and they want to show their love by making little baby nesting trays..."
:p

[OklahomaMama]

Ok stop!! Because I keep clicking and I get nothing and that's just not right:lol:lol
at least i got ya clicking :D

ok, let's try http://www.mistresskellie.com

[OklahomaMama]

I have to go pick up a Jesusmas gift for Giulio. See ya'll soon! :hugbye, sweetie! MWAAAAH!

[gypsie]

"and they want to show their love by making little baby nesting trays..."
:p
:lol

[gypsie]

:lol
at least i got ya clicking :D

ok, let's try http://www.mistresskellie.com
Probably because you spelled Kellie the right way:cool:

[MAM2STEPN]

Ok stop!! Because I keep clicking and I get nothing and that's just not right:lolWe have to sign up for the class Blowjobs 101 instructor Mama!:lol

[Red_41]

My my my .... you peeps have had a very "active" afternoon from what I can tell of the backreading I've done!

:D :lol

[chels012002]

Okies I am slightly cleaner and still a little bored!

[OklahomaMama]

We have to sign up for the class Blowjobs 101 instructor Mama!:lolseriously, i should sign up that domain :lol




how do you do that anyway? :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Noella & Chelsie! *waves happily*
:)

[MAM2STEPN]

My my my .... you peeps have had a very "active" afternoon from what I can tell of the backreading I've done!

:D :lolHi there Noella!:bounce

[chels012002]

hey mama

[OklahomaMama]

are you mad at me, mary ann?
:p

[OlivePoet]

Definitely be a good way to open up the lines of communication about the birds and the bees:lol

"Well son when a lawn chair is truly in love witha foot stool..."
:lol :lol

(I decided to stay until I reached 6900 posts!:evil)

[MAM2STEPN]

seriously, i should sign up that domain :lol




how do you do that anyway? :rolleyes:Where there's a will, there's a way!:D

[OlivePoet]

:lol
at least i got ya clicking :D

ok, let's try http://www.mistresskellie.com
I completely expected this to work! :p

[MAM2STEPN]

are you mad at me, mary ann?
:pWhat makes you say that?:confused:

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol

(I decided to stay until I reached 6900 posts!:evil)that's my Heater! :D

[OlivePoet]

My my my .... you peeps have had a very "active" afternoon from what I can tell of the backreading I've done!

:D :lol
We'd love for you to join. :evil

[OklahomaMama]

What makes you say that?:confused: :lol
the whole hugecocks.com thing

:rolleyes:

[OlivePoet]

that's my Heater! :D
:lol It actually was what I was thinking about in the shower. :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol :lol

(I decided to stay until I reached 6900 posts!:evil)Why you little whore you!!:lol

[Red_41]

Wow ... you guys are movin' fast today and I'm a bit slow ... I'll try to keep up! :evil

[OlivePoet]

Everyone....PRAY that I get my period this week! :bounce

Not because I think I'm pregnant, that's not an issue. :p

I can't start my birth control until the first Sunday after it starts. And I really really wanna start it! :lol

Bigger boobies
Clearer skin
An excuse to not smoke at all
Can't get prego

Best pill ever. :p

[OklahomaMama]

Why you little whore you!!:lolwell, if THAT isn't the whore calling the whore whore :p




ok, that sounded better in my head
:lol

[gypsie]

We have to sign up for the class Blowjobs 101 instructor Mama!:lol
:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]:lol
the whole hugecocks.com thing

:rolleyes:[/QUOTE How could I be mad at you:rolleyes: You gave me the best gift ever.....










Huge cock!:evil

[OlivePoet]

Why you little whore you!!:lol
:D I do what I can!

[gypsie]

My my my .... you peeps have had a very "active" afternoon from what I can tell of the backreading I've done!

:D :lol
That's because I was thinking of you and got a little out of control:evil :lol

[Red_41]

So, people who should be receiving a santa package: Beefy, Mary Ann, Chelsie, Christy, Mama ... Heater, Pedro and Kellie got theirs already ... Damn US Postal Service! :p

[OlivePoet]

well, if THAT isn't the whore calling the whore whore :p




ok, that sounded better in my head
:lol
:lol :lol :lol






































Head. :lol

[gypsie]

:lol :lol

(I decided to stay until I reached 6900 posts!:evil)
WHORE!!!!!
What about till you get to 6969?

[OklahomaMama]

Everyone....PRAY that I get my period this week! :bounce

Not because I think I'm pregnant, that's not an issue. :p

I can't start my birth control until the first Sunday after it starts. And I really really wanna start it! :lol

Bigger boobies
Clearer skin
An excuse to not smoke at all
Can't get prego

Best pill ever. :p:p
i remember that dearlorddon'tletmebeknockedup prayer

ok, good vibes for Heaterbaby:

C'MONNNN PERIOD!!

:lol

[OlivePoet]

WHORE!!!!!
What about till you get to 6969?
I may create a new user name when that happens so I never have to taint that! :lol

[Red_41]

That's because I was thinking of you and got a little out of control:evil :lol
I like it when you lose control :D

[gypsie]

I completely expected this to work! :p
Pleae like I would choose something that obvious:evil

[OlivePoet]

:p
i remember that dearlorddon'tletmebeknockedup prayer

ok, good vibes for Heaterbaby:

C'MONNNN PERIOD!!

:lol
I think this week has been the ONLY time I've ever enjoyed the feeling of my cramps. :p

[OklahomaMama]

[QUOTE=OklahomaMama]:lol
the whole hugecocks.com thing

:rolleyes:[/QUOTE How could I be mad at you:rolleyes: You gave me the best gift ever.....


Huge cock!:evil yaaaay! :bounce

now let's try....


http://www.monstercocks.com

(i think that's a real one, btw :rolleyes: )

[OlivePoet]

Pleae like I would choose something that obvious:evil
:lol I just figured SOMEONE would have it! :p

[il bacio dolce]

It didn't give me bigger boobs or clearer skin. But what it did was decrease my cramps. And I didn't know how much it did until I stopped taking the pill. It's like, Oh yes, I remember this pain. :p

[chels012002]

Everyone....PRAY that I get my period this week! :bounce

Not because I think I'm pregnant, that's not an issue. :p

I can't start my birth control until the first Sunday after it starts. And I really really wanna start it! :lol

Bigger boobies
Clearer skin
An excuse to not smoke at all
Can't get prego

Best pill ever. :p
preaching to the choir hunny. I am on it too. But my boobs were already huge

[MAM2STEPN]

:D I do what I can!And you do it oh so well!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Pleae like I would choose something that obvious:evilmebbe...

http://www.nakedyogachick.com

:p

[OlivePoet]

yaaaay! :bounce

now let's try....


http://www.monstercocks.com

(i think that's a real one, btw :rolleyes: )
OMG! :eek:

[gypsie]

I may create a new user name when that happens so I never have to taint that! :lol
Heater said TAINT!!!:lol

::bends over::

[OklahomaMama]

So, people who should be receiving a santa package: Beefy, Mary Ann, Chelsie, Christy, Mama ... Heater, Pedro and Kellie got theirs already ... Damn US Postal Service! :pi'm quivering in anticipation, sugarpussy! :D

[OlivePoet]

preaching to the choir hunny. I am on it too. But my boobs were already huge
My "nearly B's" aren't the most impressive. :p

[OlivePoet]

Heater said TAINT!!!:lol

::bends over::
:lol :lol :lol
Wasn't even on purpose. :p

[gypsie]

mebbe...

http://www.nakedyogachick.com (http://www.nakedyogachick.com/)

:p
*wipes sweat from brow*
{thank god it's not working yet}:rolleyes:

[MAM2STEPN]

WHORE!!!!!
What about till you get to 6969?I just love how your mind works!:evil

[System]

My "nearly B's" aren't the most impressive. :p


but still nice, can i see them again? (or the first time :evil )

[OklahomaMama]

Heater said TAINT!!!:lol

::bends over::screaming with laughter! :lol :lol :lol

y'all do know what that means, right?

t'aint the pussy, t'aint the asshole... it's that "space between"

:lol
think that's what dave meant in the song?? :p

[OlivePoet]

screaming with laughter! :lol :lol :lol

y'all do know what that means, right?

t'aint the pussy, t'aint the asshole... it's that "space between"

:lol
think that's what dave meant in the song?? :p
Yeah, well, the song sounds like it came from down there :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

*wipes sweat from brow*
{thank god it's not working yet}:rolleyes:register it! :bounce
register it! :bounce

:D

[gypsie]

I just love how your mind works!:evil
I thought thinking this way was a requirement that and nudity:evil

[Red_41]

screaming with laughter! :lol :lol :lol

y'all do know what that means, right?

t'aint the pussy, t'aint the asshole... it's that "space between"

:lol
think that's what dave meant in the song?? :p
OMG ... LMFAO ... You should post that on DMBc ... They'll freak! :lol

[chels012002]

My "nearly B's" aren't the most impressive. :p
It actually funny cause I never liked mine cause they are just out there, being dd's and all. But the other day I was looking at the while I was trying on new bras and suddenly became fasinated with em.

[OlivePoet]

It actually funny cause I never liked mine cause they are just out there, being dd's and all. But the other day I was looking at the while I was trying on new bras and suddenly became fasinated with em.
I'd be fascinated with them too! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

OMG ... LMFAO ... You should post that on DMBc ... They'll freak! :lol:p hey, those prudes don't even like talking about eyebrows...you think they'll accept me comparing that song with "the sweet spot"? :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

screaming with laughter! :lol :lol :lol

y'all do know what that means, right?

t'aint the pussy, t'aint the asshole... it's that "space between"

:lol
think that's what dave meant in the song?? :pYou give new meaning to that song!:lol

[OklahomaMama]

It actually funny cause I never liked mine cause they are just out there, being dd's and all. But the other day I was looking at the while I was trying on new bras and suddenly became fasinated with em.:p
ok, why hasn't Beefy come screeching in here now?

[chels012002]

I'd be fascinated with them too! :lol
Well it took me almost 8 years to enjoy. Girls with bigger ones dont like em and girls with smaller ones dont like em where is the happy medium.

I just got myself two packages in the mail from ants. I now jingle again:D and I found some really great smelling chocolate in a box too!

[gypsie]

I'd be fascinated with them too! :lol
Which brings me back to the post about you and Alison in the bathroom with that girl and her amazing breasts:lol

[OklahomaMama]

You give new meaning to that song!:loli'll never be able to listen to that song without losing it now
:lol

[chels012002]

:p
ok, why hasn't Beefy come screeching in here now?
And when I was posting thins I was thinking Beefy's pussy sense should be going off now!

[OklahomaMama]

Well it took me almost 8 years to enjoy. Girls with bigger ones dont like em and girls with smaller ones dont like em where is the happy medium.

I just got myself two packages in the mail from ants. I now jingle again:D and I found some really great smelling chocolate in a box too!get the hell outta here! :eek: you got your jingle jewelry already???
whoa!

[chels012002]

Which brings me back to the post about you and Alison in the bathroom with that girl and her amazing breasts:lol
or that movie the sweetest thing.

[gypsie]

Well it took me almost 8 years to enjoy. Girls with bigger ones dont like em and girls with smaller ones dont like em where is the happy medium.

I just got myself two packages in the mail from ants. I now jingle again:D and I found some really great smelling chocolate in a box too!
I'll take credit fot the fudge
Mama have you gotten your yet?

Gotta go burn off some of this sexual tension see ya later.
Must be all of the taint talk - Heater you bitch!!!:lol

[chels012002]

get the hell outta here! :eek: you got your jingle jewelry already???
whoa!
Yeah it came just now!! lol

:: bends over ::

[gypsie]

Yeah it come just now!! lol

:: bends over ::
what kind of jewelry did Mama make you?:lol

[OlivePoet]

Well it took me almost 8 years to enjoy. Girls with bigger ones dont like em and girls with smaller ones dont like em where is the happy medium.
I actually love the size of my breasts, I just make fun of them. :p

[OlivePoet]

Which brings me back to the post about you and Alison in the bathroom with that girl and her amazing breasts:lol
What can I say? I love boobies. :)

[gypsie]

What can I say? I love boobies. :)
*flashes Heater as I saunter out of thread*:hug <---me ripping shirt open

[OlivePoet]

I'll take credit fot the fudge
Mama have you gotten your yet?

Gotta go burn off some of this sexual tension see ya later.
Must be all of the taint talk - Heater you bitch!!!:lol
I can send you porn site passwords if you need. :lol

[OlivePoet]

*flashes Heater as I saunter out of thread*:hug <---me ripping shirt open
:lol :hug Bye!

[chels012002]

I'll take credit fot the fudge
Mama have you gotten your yet?

Gotta go burn off some of this sexual tension see ya later.
Must be all of the taint talk - Heater you bitch!!!:lol
I need to burn off some sexual tension too! Where the fuck is Ryan at when I need him?!?! Oh on his way to damn work! GGGRRRRRRRR

[OklahomaMama]

ok, i'm going to hell for this but here goes :D

The taint between
The juice we spill is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more
The taint between
The wicked tongue we use to keep us safe from the asshole

[chels012002]

I actually love the size of my breasts, I just make fun of them. :p
I always shove mine into people faces when I am wearing low cut shirts and shit. Especially guys cause I know thats what they are looking at anyways.

[OklahomaMama]

i got no fudge and no Noella presents yet
*pouty face*
:(

[OlivePoet]

ok, i'm going to hell for this but here goes :D

The taint between
The juice we spill is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more
The taint between
The wicked tongue we use to keep us safe from the asshole
OMG! Can you PLEASE start a thread in DMBc with that?!?

It can be a "turn Dave tunes into dirty tunes" thread! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

I always shove mine into people faces when I am wearing low cut shirts and shit. Especially guys cause I know thats what they are looking at anyways.
You're THAT girl. ;)

[chels012002]

ok, i'm going to hell for this but here goes :D

The taint between
The juice we spill is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more
The taint between
The wicked tongue we use to keep us safe from the asshole
I am going to see how many of my friends are discusted by this

[OklahomaMama]

OMG! Can you PLEASE start a thread in DMBc with that?!?

It can be a "turn Dave tunes into dirty tunes" thread! :bounce:lol
you can do it... that place scares me :freak