Positive or Negative?

[MAM2STEPN]

OH Baby !!!! *drools profusely* ... just bit into a hunk of dark chocolate .... *ahhhhhhhhhh*mmmmmmmm...... that sounds so erotic!:evil

[Red_41]

Holy Crap ... I think I'm stoned on FUDGE .... major sugar rush! :lol

[Red_41]

"alalalalallalalahghghg" *picture Homer with his tongue hangin' out* .... white chocolate with candy cane pieces ..... my happy place is vibrating!

[chels012002]

tee hee I got Noella's present today

[MAM2STEPN]

You are NOT a dork! ... You're a trash-talkin' DMB-lovin' ants-postin' WHORE!!!!

:bounce :monkey :bounce :monkeyYou speak the truth woman!!!!:D

[Red_41]

Did you open it yet Chels? :bounce :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

Holy Crap ... I think I'm stoned on FUDGE .... major sugar rush! :lolHmmmm I wonder what's in them?:lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

I saw Matchbox 20 last year with my daughter, doing the cool mom thing, but if you ask her she'll tell you I'm a total dork! Which is the absolute truth!:D

I was gonna take my mom to see DMB last year but then I remembered I would be drinkning and smoking so she didn't need to be there.

[MAM2STEPN]

"alalalalallalalahghghg" *picture Homer with his tongue hangin' out* .... white chocolate with candy cane pieces ..... my happy place is vibrating!Homer turns you on?:eek:............










you really must be drunk:lol

[chels012002]

Holy Crap ... I think I'm stoned on FUDGE .... major sugar rush! :lol
I am savoring every last piece of chocolate

[Red_41]

Hey Jeremy! ... How ya doin' my sweet monkey? :hug

[OlivePoet]

Good for you!! I hope you get the job!:bounce
Thanks! Me too. :p

[chels012002]

Did you open it yet Chels? :bounce :bounce
yes cause I wanted them on my tree!

[MAM2STEPN]

I was gonna take my mom to see DMB last year but then I remembered I would be drinkning and smoking so she didn't need to be there.I bet she would have loved it!

[Nautiest_monkey]

Hey Jeremy! ... How ya doin' my sweet monkey? :hug

I'm doing well, how bout yourself?

[Nautiest_monkey]

I bet she would have loved it!

My mom parties like a rockstar. There are just things she needs to know and some things she doesn't.

We went and saw ZZ Top last year and we've seen Kenny Wayne Shepard together a few times.

[MAM2STEPN]

My mom parties like a rockstar. There are just things she needs to know and some things she doesn't.

We went and saw ZZ Top last year and we've seen Kenny Wayne Shepard together a few times.She sounds like a really cool mom!:cool:

[Nautiest_monkey]

Me and my mama last saturday.

[MAM2STEPN]

Me and my mama last saturday.Nice pic, is she into DMB? By the way she looks like she'd fit right into our over 35 thread:rolleyes:

[Nautiest_monkey]

Nice pic, is she into DMB? By the way she looks like she'd fit right into our over 35 thread:rolleyes:

She turned 40 this year, she likes them but shes more into SRV, Bad Company, Bob Segar, and such.

[MAM2STEPN]

She turned 40 this year, she likes them but shes more into SRV, Bad Company, Bob Segar, and such.SRV?:rolleyes:

[Nautiest_monkey]

SRV?:rolleyes:

Stevie Ray Vaughn

[OklahomaMama]

Hey folks:
I've "introduced" myself to Nick ... he seems very polite and well brought up :angel.
He started off meeting two Canadian chicks so he's off to a great start! :Dand by "introduced" you mean you said hello how are you



and you didn't flash your boobies?
*crosses fingers*

:lol

he's a pretty cool dude, isn't he? :D

[OklahomaMama]

hey, jeremy! :) nice pic of you and your Mama :thumbsup

[Nautiest_monkey]

hey, jeremy! :) nice pic of you and your Mama :thumbsup

It didn't come out very well

[OklahomaMama]

It didn't come out very welli thought it did :)
i'll have to scrounge up a pic of me and my boy

[Nautiest_monkey]

i thought it did :)
i'll have to scrounge up a pic of me and my boy

That would be great.

[MAM2STEPN]

i thought it did :)
i'll have to scrounge up a pic of me and my boyHey Mama you did tell him that he was forbidden to enter this thread, right?:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mama you did tell him that he was forbidden to enter this thread, right?:rolleyes:nope! we had a grown up discussion about how i get a little risque in here and there's a difference between an "online persona" and real life... he's so cool, ice don't melt in his mouth :D

[OklahomaMama]

here's a pic of me and my boy :)

[Nautiest_monkey]

here's a pic of me and my boy :)
:p :p aw :p :p

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
thanks! :)
that was at the big awards banquet in Tulsa... he was one of only 100 students in the whole state who won the Foundation for Academic Excellence scholarship... $1500, a plaque & all kinds of goodies.
[/bragging]
:D

[Nautiest_monkey]

Well mama I have to go home now, I might see you later.

[OklahomaMama]

Well mama I have to go home now, I might see you later.not if i see you first! :lol

yeah, that was corny :rolleyes:

[Nautiest_monkey]

Where has everyone ran off to?

[OklahomaMama]

i dunno.... i may have to leave soon... nick's chomping at the bit to get back online :p
for some reason we can't seem to be connected at the same time
he's on dial up & i have DSL (and i was too cheap to get an additional DSL for him... :lol )

[Beefsteak1138]

Hey, just wanted to wish everyone Happy Holidays. I'll check back after x-mas, and if anyone was dissatisfied with their presents, I have something they can unwrap and enjoy immediately. :evil

[Nautiest_monkey]

why have you slipped so far?

[OklahomaMama]

good morning :)
hey, Beefybaby... nice holiday greeting :D if we're not happy when we unwrap your "package" can we return it?
:lol

[System]

alright, everyone have a good holiday...i am going to go get ready to get drunk with my grandpa.

Peace,

T

[OklahomaMama]

alright, everyone have a good holiday...i am going to go get ready to get drunk with my grandpa.

Peace,

TMerry Christmas, T! :hug
is getting drunk with Grandpa a holiday tradition? :lol

[chels012002]

Hello

[Red_41]

Merry Xmas Eve peeps! :hug :hug

[chels012002]

Merry Xmas Eve peeps! :hug :hug
Merry X-mas eve to you too Noella:hug

[Red_41]

Hey Chels! Watcha doin' sweetie? :hug

[Nautiest_monkey]

Good morning to all

[OklahomaMama]

Merry Christmas Eve, Chelsie, Jeremy, Noella...
anyone else out there?
:)

[Nautiest_monkey]

Merry Christmas Eve, Chelsie, Jeremy, Noella...
anyone else out there?
:)

I think that's about it.

Merry Christmas and Christmas eve to you and Nick. :multi :multi

and the rest of your non Ants family

[il bacio dolce]

I'm "out there". And, oh, I'm on the boards as well. Merry Christmas.

[OklahomaMama]

hi, Cassie! :)
Merry Happy Christmas Eve!
:bounce

[il bacio dolce]

The guys want to make steak and potatoes for lunch and theeeeen at some point we can leave and go to my mom's. She can't coordinate everybody elses visits, they're all arriving at different times sooooo she doesn't care when I get there. :lol

I'm supposed to give people their gifts when they aren't there?!

[OklahomaMama]

The guys want to make steak and potatoes for lunch and theeeeen at some point we can leave and go to my mom's. She can't coordinate everybody elses visits, they're all arriving at different times sooooo she doesn't care when I get there. :lol

I'm supposed to give people their gifts when they aren't there?!well, drag 'em all to your mom's & they can open them when they arrive, i guess
one of the benefits of not having a big family... we don't have to coordinate a damn thing :p
pat's at work for a while. we'll all load up in the car after sunset & drive around looking at christmas lights then we'll have our traditional reading of Twas the Night Before Christmas, set out the milk & cookies 'n shit, put the tree topper on and send the boy to his room while Mom & Dad set out the presents and bitch & moan about how we've gone overboard.... AGAIN! (obviously we never learn :lol )

[Nautiest_monkey]

send the boy to his room while Mom & Dad set out the presents and bitch & moan about how we've gone overboard.... AGAIN! (obviously we never learn :lol )

Are you sure that's all you do when you send little nick of to his room? :p :p

[chels012002]

Hey Chels! Watcha doin' sweetie? :hug
I just went to the store and got my new DVD

[Beefsteak1138]

good morning :)
hey, Beefybaby... nice holiday greeting :D if we're not happy when we unwrap your "package" can we return it?
:lol
Well, I'm 100% confident that you'll enjoy my package so for the sake of argument my answer is yes.

[OklahomaMama]

Are you sure that's all you do when you send little nick of to his room? :p :pwhy, of course not :angel
we sit chastely on the couch together with our hands folded in our laps
:rolleyes:







sadly, that's pretty much the truth :p

[OklahomaMama]

Well, I'm 100% confident that you'll enjoy my package so for the sake of argument my answer is yes.satisfaction guaranteed.... nice! :D

[Nautiest_monkey]

sadly, that's pretty much the truth :p

:ugh: :eek: :ugh: :eek: :ugh:

[OklahomaMama]

:ugh: :eek: :ugh: :eek: :ugh:well, SURELY you don't think i'm gonna put all the nitty gritty details here, do ya? :evil

i'm sure nick still thinks he was the product of an immaculate conception, don't ya, sweetie? *trying to see if he backreads*
:lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

well, SURELY you don't think i'm gonna put all the nitty gritty details here, do ya? :evil

i'm sure nick still thinks he was the product of an immaculate conception, don't ya, sweetie? *trying to see if he backreads*
:lol

:multi :lol :multi :lol :multi

[OklahomaMama]

:multi :lol :multi :lol :multii thought you'd appreciate that ;)

[Nautiest_monkey]

i thought you'd appreciate that ;)

Tell him backrading is frowned upon and then you don't have to worry. It's not really a lie, I'm sure someone on here frowns upon it.

[chels012002]

I only backread when I am expecting something otherwise I dont bother

[OklahomaMama]

:p i backread just about every day... 'specially since i don't have access @ work now
:(
i'm afraid i'll miss something juicy
:lol

[chels012002]

Yeah I see what I wanna see lol

[chels012002]

OMG I really killed this thread! It has been down for mroe than 24 hours!

[njdevil26]

OMG I really killed this thread! It has been down for mroe than 24 hours!

dont worry about it... i still think you are cool :rolleyes:

[chels012002]

dont worry about it... i still think you are cool :rolleyes:
awww well spank you.:D

[njdevil26]

i do need a spanking

[chels012002]

wow lol

[njdevil26]

just kidding by the way... im a nice guy.... not a 50 year old pervert lol

[chels012002]

Yeah I know I was laughing

[njdevil26]

sorry i couldnt hear you .... laugh louder next time... or something...ill shut up now

[chels012002]

I said lol dork lol

[njdevil26]

yes i am... enjoy the hot weather down in phoenix!.... im freezing my ass off up her in nj

[chels012002]

I will lol I love it!!

[OklahomaMama]

Merry Christmas to all my lovely positive peeps!
Love,
Mama
:angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel

[gypsie]

OK ... I had a staff lunch today and I'm drunk ... anyone wanna take advantage of me? :evil
:BANG I miss all of the good stuff:evil

[gypsie]

Hmmmm I wonder what's in them?:lol
They are purely natural!!!;)

Mary Ann, Chelsie, and Christy should be getting fudge boxes with no return address from me:hug :D

[gypsie]

and by "introduced" you mean you said hello how are you



and you didn't flash your boobies?
*crosses fingers*

:lol

he's a pretty cool dude, isn't he? :D
That's right Noella breaks them in slowly then I come along...duh duh duhhhhh...:eek:

[gypsie]

Hey, just wanted to wish everyone Happy Holidays. I'll check back after x-mas, and if anyone was dissatisfied with their presents, I have something they can unwrap and enjoy immediately. :evil
I will be waiting for that present:evil

[il bacio dolce]

Merry Christmas to all my lovely positive peeps!
Love,
Mama
:angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel
Put those away, you don't fool anyone. :lol

[gypsie]

Merry Christmas y'all!!!:hug :hug


So good to be home.:D
One more Christmas for the kids and then it will all be over till next year:rolleyes:

[Fooltothink55]

Merry Christmas everyone. Sorry I haven't popped in here much lately, I've been swamped. Anyway hope everyone had a good holiday. :)

[gypsie]

Good good morning:hug
Hope y'all got what you wanted
and by that I mean sex!!!:evil
Have a great day:hug

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, everybody!
only 364 days til next Christmas :D

*cringes in corner and waits for the inevitable foul language and sucker punches*
:lol

[Red_41]

Good morning Bren! :hug ... How was the rest of your evening sweetie!

My coffee is still brewing ... yawwwwnnn

[OklahomaMama]

hi sugar! :hug
dinner was very nice... the turkey breast came out a lovely golden brown but not dry and all the rest of dinner rocked :)

pat and i were enjoying some after dinner coffee and remarking about how amazingly stress free this christmas was :bounce

[Red_41]

That's great! .... We had a quiet one too (my sister an me) ... I can't believe I'm just getting up now ... It's after 10:30 here! ... Gonna get my java brb.

[OklahomaMama]

i "slept in" til 7:30am :rolleyes:
gotta haul the boy to church & pick up some prescriptions & stuff. i don't care if i do have to pay twice as much for milk @ Braum's... no way in HELL am i setting foot in Walmart the day after Christmas!
:p

[Red_41]

I hear ya .... I'll check in later .... have a good one chickie!

Mwahhhh

[OklahomaMama]

mwaaaah to you too, toots!
:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

hi sugar! :hug
dinner was very nice... the turkey breast came out a lovely golden brown but not dry and all the rest of dinner rocked :)

pat and i were enjoying some after dinner coffee and remarking about how amazingly stress free this christmas was :bounce
:lol breast :lol

Hope everyone had a great XXX-mas.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
i should have known that word would bring you out of the woodwork, Beefybaby! :D

i did have a very nice XXX-mas after i opened that last gift from pat

[chels012002]

Hey all I just came in to say Hello

[OklahomaMama]

hi, chelsie! :hug :hug :hug
happy day after christmas!
did Jordan have fun playing with the boxes & bows? :p

[chels012002]

hi, chelsie! :hug :hug :hug
happy day after christmas!
did Jordan have fun playing with the boxes & bows? :p
She wanted every single present out of the box as soon as she opened it!

[OklahomaMama]

She wanted every single present out of the box as soon as she opened it!:p i miss nick's "little dude" days... it was always a hoot watching him get down with his toys :)

[chels012002]

Christmas eve at my sisters house the older kids were having more fun with her toys than her!

[OklahomaMama]

Christmas eve at my sisters house the older kids were having more fun with her toys than her!yeah, kids will do that :lol
they have such neat stuff for toddlers now... i got this Fisher Price elephant with busy blocks for my niece this year and yes, i did play with it before i shipped it :D

[Nautiest_monkey]

Is anyone around?

[il bacio dolce]

Good question. I am.

[Nautiest_monkey]

and how was your weekend

[il bacio dolce]

Fun at times, depressing at times. Never seemed tobe a middle ground there.

[OlivePoet]

I haven't been here all weekend! :eek: I have lots o' backreading to do! :p

Happy Holidays!

:bounce

[OlivePoet]

:p i backread just about every day... 'specially since i don't have access @ work now
:(
i'm afraid i'll miss something juicy
:lol
:lol :thumbsup

[OlivePoet]

just kidding by the way... im a nice guy.... not a 50 year old pervert lol
I am. :lol

[OlivePoet]

OK, that didn't take nearly as long as I expected. I suppose I should have known better. :p

[gypsie]

Good morning... good morning... good morning

WoW that is quite an echo:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, kelliebaby! :D
i put off the laundry til the last possible moment so i'll be popping in and out between loads


heh heh... "in and out"
:evil

[gypsie]

good morning, kelliebaby! :D
i put off the laundry til the last possible moment so i'll be popping in and out between loads


heh heh... "in and out"
:evil
Are you going to work today?:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

Morning!!!

[gypsie]

Morning!!!
Morning!!!:bounce

*runs and tackles beef lands on top of him and licks his entire face*

[Beefsteak1138]

Morning!!!:bounce

*runs and tackles beef lands on top of him and licks his entire face*
YAY!!!!

*grabs boobs.

[OklahomaMama]

Are you going to work today?:hugnope! :D
and i only have to work Tuesday Wednesday & Thursday of this week & Monday Tuesday & Wednesday of next week... i'm thinking about taking off the day before my surgery to chill

[gypsie]

YAY!!!!

*grabs boobs.

Awww..Thanks!!!:)

How was your holiday?:)

[Beefsteak1138]

Awww..Thanks!!!:)

How was your holiday?:)
Good, but too short. How about you? did you stay in town for the holidays??

[OklahomaMama]

hey, Beefybaby! *plants a chaste kiss on cheek*
and cups the boys gently but firmly

[Beefsteak1138]

hey, Beefybaby! *plants a chaste kiss on cheek*
and cups the boys gently but firmly
MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*relishes the cupping of the boys.

*caresses areolular (is that a word???) area

[OklahomaMama]

MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*relishes the cupping of the boys.

*caresses areolular (is that a word???) area :p
looks about right to me
good thing i'm running around braless today :evil

[gypsie]

Good, but too short. How about you? did you stay in town for the holidays??

Nope we went to NJ on Thursday and were home by 10 on Saturday
It was good - the first Christmas that Evan really got to enjoy (last year he had a stomach virus).

[Beefsteak1138]

:p
looks about right to me
good thing i'm running around braless today :evil
:multi
pics
How was x-mas? Did you get what you wanted blah, blah, blah......????

[gypsie]

:p
looks about right to me
good thing i'm running around braless today :evil
You should run around braless everyday:D
especially in the winter:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Nope we went to NJ on Thursday and were home by 10 on Saturday
It was good - the first Christmas that Evan really got to enjoy (last year he had a stomach virus).
Sounds fun. I had the stomach virus last year also. My wife got it right after me. Worst. Christmas. ever.

[OklahomaMama]

:multi
pics
How was x-mas? Did you get what you wanted blah, blah, blah......????*shrugs* i got what i expected anyway... or as i put it to patrick
"gosh, nothing frivolous!" :rolleyes:
all in all it was good though :)

[Red_41]

Yayyyy ... Hi Beefy ... did you get my "package" .... We're having a blizzard here in good ole Moncton ... seriously .... I have to keep opening my front door so the snow drifts don't block me from getting it open later!

:hug :hug

[OklahomaMama]

You should run around braless everyday:D
especially in the winter:evil sounds like a plan....


but how do i explain the black eyes? :p

[OklahomaMama]

Nope we went to NJ on Thursday and were home by 10 on Saturday
It was good - the first Christmas that Evan really got to enjoy (last year he had a stomach virus).ugh, i remember Pukey Christmases *shudder*
Kolbie must have had a blast this year :)

[gypsie]

Yayyyy ... Hi Beefy ... did you get my "package" .... We're having a blizzard here in good ole Moncton ... seriously .... I have to keep opening my front door so the snow drifts don't block me from getting it open later!

:hug :hug
*leaps on Noella wraps legs around waist and plants kisses on her enitre face*

*slowly like a cat stalking it's prey creeps up to Mama - grabs her from behind cups and squeezes the girls and licks from the base of neck at the shoulders to the base of skull*

[OklahomaMama]

NOELLABABY!!! :bounce
i never did get my package from you
:(
all those mailman blowjobs.... for NUTHIN!

[Beefsteak1138]

Yayyyy ... Hi Beefy ... did you get my "package" .... We're having a blizzard here in good ole Moncton ... seriously .... I have to keep opening my front door so the snow drifts don't block me from getting it open later!

:hug :hug
Yes I did! It was awesome, Muchas Gracias. Your package rocks.

[gypsie]

sounds like a plan....


but how do i explain the black eyes? :p
Your going for heroine sheik but different...mamary sheik:rolleyes:

[gypsie]

ugh, i remember Pukey Christmases *shudder*
Kolbie must have had a blast this year :)
She got a couple of my little ponies and a few baby dolls but all she wanted to play with are Evan's dinosaurs, lizards,and bugs:rolleyes:

I love it that she looks girly but is not:)

[Red_41]

Kellie!!!!! Leans in to accept licks and nibbles back of neck while kneading firm touchie!


BRENDA BABY!!!! .... Damn .... I haven't given up hope .... Maybe you switched mailmen and the other guy got all those bonuses for nothin'! :(

[Red_41]

Your package rocks.
And the legend continues !!! :evil



So was the lovely Mrs Beef OK with getting a package from a weird Canadian chick?

[gypsie]

And the legend continues !!! :evil



So was the lovely Mrs Beef OK with getting a package from a weird Canadian chick?

If the penis shaped fudge didn't phase her nothing will:lol
Especially the dark chocolate;)

[Beefsteak1138]

And the legend continues !!! :evil



So was the lovely Mrs Beef OK with getting a package from a weird Canadian chick?
Not at first, but then I said "Woman, leave me alone, go in the kitchen and bake me pie" Then she kicked my ass all the way to canada.

[Red_41]

Not at first, but then I said "Woman, leave me alone, go in the kitchen and bake me pie" Then she kicked my ass all the way to canada.Now that's my kinda woman ... she must have Canadian roots EH? :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Kellie!!!!! Leans in to accept licks and nibbles back of neck while kneading firm touchie!


BRENDA BABY!!!! .... Damn .... I haven't given up hope .... Maybe you switched mailmen and the other guy got all those bonuses for nothin'! :(ah, well....
if i've improved the quality of mail service to other neighborhoods, at least i've done my civic duty *puffs out chest proudly*
:p

[Red_41]

I gotta go folks ... gotta shovel my front step before my door gets blocked :( .... I should also build a fire just to keep things toasty ... I'll check with ya later K?

:hug :hug

[gypsie]

Not at first, but then I said "Woman, leave me alone, go in the kitchen and bake me pie" Then she kicked my ass all the way to canada.
Prelude to make up sex or at least some quality bondage:lol

[OklahomaMama]

ugh... 11 dryers almost done running :BANG
be back soon, i hope

[gypsie]

ah, well....
if i've improved the quality of mail service to other neighborhoods, at least i've done my civic duty *puffs out chest proudly*
:p
Ouch!!! My eye!!!:cool:
I take it back put a bra on

[Beefsteak1138]

Ouch!!! My eye!!!:cool:
I take it back put a bra on
Don't encourage that type of behavior. Put the bra down, Mama.

[Bull_11]

Good mornin', yall! Happy Holidays!!!

[gypsie]

Don't encourage that type of behavior. Put the bra down, Mama.
You make it sound like she is holding some sort of weapon when in realityhaving the girls unleashed is the real weapon:lol

Wait I am the only lady here with you and Brian?...

:evil :angel

[Bull_11]

You make it sound like she is holding some sort of weapon when in realityhaving the girls unleashed is the real weapon:lol

Wait I am the only lady here with you and Brian?...

:evil :angel
Appears that way!! ;) How YOU doin'?

[gypsie]

Appears that way!! ;) How YOU doin'?
:bends over::
See for yourself:evil

[Bull_11]

:bends over::
See for yourself:evil
*takes a peek*

I think I'm going to need to go in for some further investigation! :evil

If you don't mind, that is! ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

*takes a peek*

I think I'm going to need to go in for some further investigation! :evil

If you don't mind, that is! ;)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and and say she doesn't.

[gypsie]

*takes a peek*

I think I'm going to need to go in for some further investigation! :evil

If you don't mind, that is! ;)
Yes I do!!!

That is your cue to use force *hanging cuffs on finger*:evil

[gypsie]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and and say she doesn't.
*gasp*
What do you mean by that?:lol

[Bull_11]

Yes I do!!!

That is your cue to use force *hanging cuffs on finger*:evil
For a second there, I thought you had come back from NJ a changed Kellie! :ugh:

Alright, left wrist/right ankle! :evil *whips out spare pair of handcuffs from pocket*

[gypsie]

For a second there, I thought you had come back from NJ a changed Kellie! :ugh:

Alright, left wrist/right ankle! :evil *whips out spare pair of handcuffs from pocket*
:lol Ohh you know how I like it;)

[Bull_11]

:lol Ohh you know how I like it;)
Yes I do!!! :evil

Let me see what else I have in my bag-o-tricks...*pulls out a cucumber*

How the hell did that get in there!!?? ;)

[gypsie]

Yes I do!!! :evil

Let me see what else I have in my bag-o-tricks...*pulls out a cucumber*

How the hell did that get in there!!?? ;)

Bad bad boy:eek:

*let me show you what to do with that*

[OklahomaMama]

:lol :lol :lol
ah, good to be back to normal around here!

and by "normal" i mean xxx rated :D

[Bull_11]

:lol :lol :lol
ah, good to be back to normal around here!

and by "normal" i mean xxx rated :D
Mama, there's still one end of the cucumber left! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

Mama, there's still one end of the cucumber left! :evilgee, thanks... but i've got a christmas present i'm still wearing out... er, BREAKING IN
:D

[gypsie]

:lol :lol :lol
ah, good to be back to normal around here!

and by "normal" i mean xxx rated :D
:thumbsup I fully support this post

[gypsie]

gee, thanks... but i've got a christmas present i'm still wearing out... er, BREAKING IN
:D
*pushes Mama, steps on wrist, takes 'present' out of hand*
Pass that over biotch:lol

[OklahomaMama]

*pushes Mama, steps on wrist, takes 'present' out of hand*
Pass that over biotch:lol:confused: why do you want my George Foreman grill?:confused:


:lol

[gypsie]

:confused: why do you want my George Foreman grill?:confused:


:lol
:lol not that hand the other hand

[OklahomaMama]

:lol not that hand the other handmy vacuum cleaner????:eek:
wow, you are one kinky chick!
:D

[OklahomaMama]

hellooooooo?

[Beefsteak1138]

hellooooooo?
:multi

[Beefsteak1138]

hellooooooo?
hellooooooo?

*I'm all alone nekkid, waiting for you...don't leave a brotha' hanging.

[OklahomaMama]

whew! :rolleyes:
i thought i was gonna have to whip the girls out....and it's cooooold here too!

[Nautiest_monkey]

hello all

[Beefsteak1138]

whew! :rolleyes:
i thought i was gonna have to whip the girls out....and it's cooooold here too!
You mean you're not gonna whip them out..


* runs out of thread.

[Beefsteak1138]

Didya' see my contributions to the dirty Dave tunes thread:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401499&postcount=229

(ok, I never said I was a writer).

[OklahomaMama]

Didya' see my contributions to the dirty Dave tunes thread:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401499&postcount=229

(ok, I never said I was a writer).:lol
awesome!

:: flashes boobies ::

[OklahomaMama]

hello allhi jeremy! :hug
what's this nonsense about you not getting any christmas presents? :(

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol
awesome!

:: flashes boobies ::
Thank you, I'll be here all week (especially if you keep doing that).

* snaps pic.

[OklahomaMama]

Thank you, I'll be here all week (especially if you keep doing that).

* snaps pic.*arches back suggestively* :evil


















*loses balance and falls on ass*
:lol

[gypsie]

my vacuum cleaner????:eek:
wow, you are one kinky chick!
:D
when you are a domestic engineerr such as my self you have to improvise:evil

[gypsie]

whew! :rolleyes:
i thought i was gonna have to whip the girls out....and it's cooooold here too!
I thought they were already out:rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

*arches back suggestively* :evil



*loses balance and falls on ass*
:lol
*grabs ass just before hitting the floor

[Nautiest_monkey]

hi jeremy! :hug
what's this nonsense about you not getting any christmas presents? :(

I got my new glasses back in August, and that was it.

[gypsie]

I got my new glasses back in August, and that was it.
That's it?!?!
You got the gift of sight not a bad present:)

[Beefsteak1138]

That's it?!?!
You got the gift of sight not a bad present:)
The gift of forsight is better. For example, I forsee you taking your clothes off and bending over.

[OklahomaMama]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401580&postcount=234

not my best work, but still should be worth a chuckle or two :p

[gypsie]

The gift of forsight is better. For example, I forsee you taking your clothes off and bending over.
You are physic:eek:

*rips off clothes in stripper fashion bends over and shakes ass*

AMAZING

[OklahomaMama]

I got my new glasses back in August, and that was it.dang.... were they really expensive glasses??
i dunno, i think you should get your kid a little SOMETHING for christmas, even if it's not much

[Beefsteak1138]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401580&postcount=234

not my best work, but still should be worth a chuckle or two :p
:lol good stuff....what a great thread. It gives me an excuse to wander over to DMBc.

[gypsie]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401580&postcount=234

not my best work, but still should be worth a chuckle or two :p
That is bad :lol ;)

[Beefsteak1138]

You are physic:eek:

*rips off clothes in stripper fashion bends over and shakes ass*

AMAZING
I forsee you backing that ass up......

[OklahomaMama]

:lol good stuff....what a great thread. It gives me an excuse to wander over to DMBc.isn't it awesome? :lol
i know, i rarely venture over there except to read/post dirty renditions.
i'm surprised we haven't been burned @ the stake for heresy :D

[gypsie]

I forsee you backing that ass up......
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP:monkey

[Nautiest_monkey]

dang.... were they really expensive glasses??

About $500

[Beefsteak1138]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP:monkey
I see much pleasure in your immediate future.

[chels012002]

Hello all I see we are off to a wonderful start today

[Beefsteak1138]

isn't it awesome? :lol
i know, i rarely venture over there except to read/post dirty renditions.
i'm surprised we haven't been burned @ the stake for heresy :D
I really thought that thread would get locked. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello all I see we are off to a wonderful start today
I forsee that you will be disrobing.

[OklahomaMama]

About $500yeah, those are a little steep... but still! you didn't get any presents? :(

i'm gonna have to remember your mom's tactics next christmas ;)
nick's birthday & back to school expenses in August wipe me out so i'll just say "Merry Christmas" in August :p

[OklahomaMama]

I really thought that thread would get locked. :loli was waiting for that too! :lol
good thing our valiant admins & mods have such a wicked cool sense of humor
*exaggerated wink*

>suckup!

[chels012002]

I forsee that you will be disrobing.
Well actually I was just going to hop into the shower care to join me?

[OklahomaMama]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
I forsee that you will be disrobing.

Well actually I was just going to hop into the shower care to join me?spooooky!
:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Well actually I was just going to hop into the shower care to join me?
Abso-fucking-lutely.

[Beefsteak1138]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138
I forsee that you will be disrobing.

spooooky!
:lol
I have THE gift. :evil

[chels012002]

spooooky!
:lolWell shit Ryan just left about 20 min's ago I gotta get mine again somehow. I might as well get it from Beefy

[Beefsteak1138]

Going to lunch, be back in a bit...when I return I expect many nekkid people.

[chels012002]

Abso-fucking-lutely.
Alright well I am getting in.
:: bends over ::
Right? Thats what we needed me to do.
Anywho I will be back in about 20 min

[chels012002]

Wow it got really quiet in here.

[gypsie]

I see much pleasure in your immediate future.
I'll post details later;)

[gypsie]

i was waiting for that too! :lol
good thing our valiant admins & mods have such a wicked cool sense of humor
*exaggerated wink*

>suckup!
Maybe you should just ::bend over:: for them;) :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Hello Again!! Anyone still around? "back reading"

[gypsie]

I have THE gift. :evil
If by gift you mean that you are incredibly well endowed and have talents of the oral persuation - then yes your are quite gifted:evil ;)

[MAM2STEPN]

here's a pic of me and my boy :)That's an awesome pic! You look like you could be his date:D

[chels012002]

Well I look away for 5 min and it gets all busy in here!

[gypsie]

hey there ladies!!:hug

[MAM2STEPN]

:p i backread just about every day... 'specially since i don't have access @ work now
:(
i'm afraid i'll miss something juicy
:lolThat's the reason I back read!! Has anyone heard from or about Christy and that baby!:bounce

[chels012002]

hey there ladies!!:hug
Hey Kellie:hug

[chels012002]

That's the reason I back read!! Has anyone heard from or about Christy and that baby!:bounce
I havent heard anything

[njdevil26]

hello everyone... good day

[chels012002]

Hey Andrew so do you think we can carry two convos at once?

[njdevil26]

yeah definatley

[chels012002]

now we just have to think of two conversations to have

[njdevil26]

cant even think of one lol... do you have any pets?

[chels012002]

yeah I have 4 cats and I dun like a one of them so what about you?

[njdevil26]

one... larry johnson ... the cutest teddy bear hamster i have ever seen

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

Hey! :bounce I've misssed all of you. :p

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

*caresses areolular (is that a word???) area
:lol :lol

[njdevil26]

wow,,,,

[Beefsteak1138]

If by gift you mean that you are incredibly well endowed and have talents of the oral persuation - then yes your are quite gifted:evil ;)
You know me all too well.

[OlivePoet]

Didya' see my contributions to the dirty Dave tunes thread:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401499&postcount=229

(ok, I never said I was a writer).
:lol :lol :lol
Yay!

:: bends over ::

[OlivePoet]

*arches back suggestively* :evil

*loses balance and falls on ass*
:lol
:lol :lol :lol

*sits on mama's face* :evil

[OlivePoet]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2401580&postcount=234

not my best work, but still should be worth a chuckle or two :p
Definately worth a chuckle. :p :lol

[njdevil26]

just made my day better lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol good stuff....what a great thread. It gives me an excuse to wander over to DMBc.
Yay! :hug

:: bends over ::

And THERE'S a reason for you to wander back. :evil

[chels012002]

:: backreadin' ::

Hey! :bounce I've misssed all of you. :p

:: bends over ::
Hey heater :hug how are you doing?

:: Bends over ::

[il bacio dolce]

Wow. :D

[njdevil26]

definately need a heater... snowed in

[OlivePoet]

isn't it awesome? :lol
i know, i rarely venture over there except to read/post dirty renditions.
i'm surprised we haven't been burned @ the stake for heresy :D
There's only been a little badmouthing of the thread, and it's come from sources we already suspected would bash it. I'm quite impressed. :p

[OlivePoet]

That's the reason I back read!! Has anyone heard from or about Christy and that baby!:bounce
Not yet! I texted her yesterday, but have nothing so far. Anyone who gets a text better text me! :p (I you don't have my number, PM me. :))

[OlivePoet]

wow,,,,
:p hey! :hug

[OlivePoet]

just made my day better lol
We always strive to make people smile. :p



And moan. :evil

[OlivePoet]

Hey heater :hug how are you doing?

:: Bends over ::
I'm great!!! How are you? :p :hug

Get everything you wanted for Christmas?

[OlivePoet]

definately need a heater... snowed in
I do my best to keep things hot. :evil

[njdevil26]

We always strive to make people smile. :p



And moan. :evil

oh gosh.. i... have.. to ... go ... to the...bathroom :freak

[OlivePoet]

:lol

[chels012002]

I'm great!!! How are you? :p :hug

Get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Well I wanted a few cd's but I didnt get any. Other than that I wanted to see Ryan and he got so drunk that he passed out before 9 and so I had to wait till last night.

[Beefsteak1138]

I do my best to keep things hot. :evil
I do my best to assist in that area.

[OlivePoet]

Well I wanted a few cd's but I didnt get any. Other than that I wanted to see Ryan and he got so drunk that he passed out before 9 and so I had to wait till last night.
Sounds like he had an eventful Jesusmas. :p

But you did eventually get to spend time with him, which is great. :)

[OlivePoet]

I do my best to assist in that area.
And you do it so well. :evil

[chels012002]

Sounds like he had an eventful Jesusmas. :p

But you did eventually get to spend time with him, which is great. :)
yeah and it was an eventful night!

:: bends over ::

[Beefsteak1138]

And you do it so well. :evil
Thanks. *drops trou.

[chels012002]

I should actually get to see Ryan 3 nights this week!

[OlivePoet]

yeah and it was an eventful night!

:: bends over ::
I'm on my rag. I won't be having any eventful nights for a while. :rolleyes:

I'm glad you did though. :p

[OlivePoet]

I should actually get to see Ryan 3 nights this week!
And by see, you mean screw. :lol