Positive or Negative?

[Beefsteak1138]

"Assdigger"

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2402089&postcount=240

[chels012002]

I'm on my rag. I won't be having any eventful nights for a while. :rolleyes:

I'm glad you did though. :p
I never get it cause of schedules and distance so when I do I take full advantage of it.;)

[OlivePoet]

"Assdigger"

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2402089&postcount=240
:lol Excellent work. :lol

[OlivePoet]

I never get it cause of schedules and distance so when I do I take full advantage of it.;)
You'd better! :p

[gypsie]

You know me all too well.
:hug :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

:lol Excellent work. :lolHeater!!!!!:bounce :multi :bounce
How are you doing? Any word yet on Enterprise?

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm on my rag. I won't be having any eventful nights for a while. :rolleyes:

I'm glad you did though. :p
Just as long as he can still have eventful nights.......

[gypsie]

I'm on my rag. I won't be having any eventful nights for a while. :rolleyes:

I'm glad you did though. :p
TMI:eek:

[chels012002]

And by see, you mean screw. :lol
well of course!

[OlivePoet]

Heater!!!!!:bounce :multi :bounce
How are you doing? Any word yet on Enterprise?
Not yet! The lady I interviewed with was leaving for vacation the next day, so she said I won't hear anything until about Jan 4th or so.

So I have a few days of nothingness. :p

And lots of posting! :bounce

[OlivePoet]

Just as long as he can still have eventful nights.......
Yup. It's blow job week. :rolleyes:

[Beefsteak1138]

And lots of posting! :bounce
And by posting, you mean double-clicking your mouse.

[OlivePoet]

TMI:eek:
You expect any less of me? :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Yup. It's blow job week. :rolleyes:
You're a fine woman.

[OlivePoet]

well of course!
That's my girl. :p

[OlivePoet]

And by posting, you mean double-clicking your mouse.
:evil

[OlivePoet]

You're a fine woman.
He gave me diamonds for Jesusmas. I pretty much have to. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

He gave me diamonds for Jesusmas. I pretty much have to. :lol
The secret is that diamonds are really a guy's best friend.

[chels012002]

You'd better! :p
you know I do

[chels012002]

That's my girl. :p
I am starting to become happy with the way things are too cause since him and I arent always together I cant get sick of him!:lol

[OlivePoet]

The secret is that diamonds are really a guy's best friend.
Yeah, we both figured that out right quick. :p

[OlivePoet]

I am starting to become happy with the way things are too cause since him and I arent always together I cant get sick of him!:lol
:p

I'm one of those girls that loves to see her man almost everyday. Luckily, G enjoys it too. :)

[gypsie]

You expect any less of me? :lol
Sorry I forgot who I was talking too:lol

[chels012002]

:p

I'm one of those girls that loves to see her man almost everyday. Luckily, G enjoys it too. :)
Well I am sure when it is easier for everyone I will have no problem seeing him everyday. Right now I get the chance to miss him and we are keeping our relationship new.

[OlivePoet]

Sorry I forgot who I was talking too:lol
:angel

[gypsie]

:angelNext time you should wipe the tarnish off that halo and straighten it out;)


:angel
Look how pretty mine looks - you think that just happens?

[Beefsteak1138]

pussy

[gypsie]

pussy
*lays on back spreads legs*
You called?:evil

[OlivePoet]

Well I am sure when it is easier for everyone I will have no problem seeing him everyday. Right now I get the chance to miss him and we are keeping our relationship new.
We kind of "skipped" the new relationship thing. We were best friends for 4 years, and did lots of "platonic dating" in that time. :p

[OlivePoet]

Next time you should wipe the tarnish off that halo and straighten it out;)


:angel
Look how pretty mine looks - you think that just happens?
Sorry, mine's a bit...crusty. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

*lays on back spreads legs*
You called?:evil
Hey baby....just trying to keep on topic here.

[gypsie]

Hey baby....just trying to keep on topic here.
You know I am always good for staying on top of things:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

You know I am always good for staying on top of things:evil
What a coincidence, I'm always trying to stay IN things.

[chels012002]

We kind of "skipped" the new relationship thing. We were best friends for 4 years, and did lots of "platonic dating" in that time. :p
I like it this way. Keeps us new.

[gypsie]

What a coincidence, I'm always trying to stay IN things.
Then we compliment each other nicely;)

[OlivePoet]

I'm off to do productive things.
*grabs porn DVD*
Catch ya'll later! :hug

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm off to do reproductive things.

edited.

[chels012002]

edited.
nice:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Anyone here?

*whips out shlong.

[gypsie]

Anyone here?

*whips out shlong.
Did someone say the magic word?:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Did someone say the magic word?:evil
You have the gift too!!!!!!
*wraps it around gypsies waist.

[gypsie]

You have the gift too!!!!!!
*wraps it around gypsies waist.
Visions of rubber penis reaching out grabbing me and pulling me back toward Beef - I think I just got whiplash;)

[OlivePoet]

edited.
:lol I'm glad I came back and caught that. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

Visions of rubber penis reaching out grabbing me and pulling me back toward Beef - I think I just got whiplash;)
Oh, I'm gonna make you sore, but not from whiplash.

[gypsie]

Oh, I'm gonna make you sore, but not from whiplash.
*Pulls lube out of pocket*
No worries I am prepared

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol I'm glad I came back and caught that. :lol
So, was I right?

[Beefsteak1138]

*Pulls lube out of pocket*
No worries I am prepared
Wow, do you always carry lube around in your pocket? (not that there's anything wrong with that).

[gypsie]

Wow, do you always carry lube around in your pocket? (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Yeah!
I need to be prepared for everything, besides why would KY make a travel size lube if you weren't meant to carry it with you in case of emergency?

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah!
I need to be prepared for everything, besides why would KY make a travel size lube if you weren't meant to carry it with you in case of emergency?
You're like the boyscout of the +/- thread (except for the fact that you don't wear funny uniforms and you have a vagina), you're always prepared.

[gypsie]

You're like the boyscout of the +/- thread (except for the fact that you don't wear funny uniforms and you have a vagina), you're always prepared.
I can be persuaded to wear funny uniforms if the mood permits;)

[Bull_11]

Hey...anyone around!?

[Nautiest_monkey]

I'm in and out

[Bull_11]

I'm in and out
Which movie/show is the quote in your sig from?

[Nautiest_monkey]

Which movie/show is the quote in your sig from?

Grumpy old men

[OklahomaMama]

"Assdigger"

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2402089&postcount=240:lol you are my hero!

[OklahomaMama]

good backreading! :)
i actually had to do something productive around the house on my day off... i don't even know how to be a slacker :(

i should take lessons from the boy :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

So today I finally found out who my new manager is. He wanted a name for our team, his name is Anthony so I suggested "Anthony's Ant's." It's a go, I now get paid to be an ant. :lol

[OlivePoet]

:lol That's awesome. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

So today I finally found out who my new manager is. He wanted a name for our team, his name is Anthony so I suggested "Anthony's Ant's." It's a go, I now get paid to be an ant. :lol:bounce
yaaaay!
i'm so proud of ya :D

is this some sort of sports team?

[OklahomaMama]

HEATER!!! :hug
i got your belated jesusmas text :lol
xxxooo

[Nautiest_monkey]

:bounce
yaaaay!
i'm so proud of ya :D

is this some sort of sports team?

No, here at work we have different team managers who do our payroll and set our schedules.

[Red_41]

Holy Snow Storm Batman ... I wish I had the digicam at home with me ... we got 40 cm of snow since last night ... about 13 inches I think ... My snowblower guy showed up just in time ... I was out of smokes ... so just drove to the store for ciggies ... quite a wild ride ... glad to be back home again.

So how y'all doin?

[Nautiest_monkey]

Holy Snow Storm Batman ... I wish I had the digicam at home with me ... we got 40 cm of snow since last night ... about 13 inches I think ... My snowblower guy showed up just in time ... I was out of smokes ... so just drove to the store for ciggies ... quite a wild ride ... glad to be back home again.

So how y'all doin?

I'm wearing a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals. It's like 50 degrees here.

[il bacio dolce]

This thread should have been called Naughty or Nice!

[Nautiest_monkey]

This thread should have been called Naughty or Nice!
Nauty or nice :violent

[OklahomaMama]

No, here at work we have different team managers who do our payroll and set our schedules.oh... :(
i was ready to make a cheerleader outfit with antennae and everything


:lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

oh... :(
i was ready to make a cheerleader outfit with antennae and everything


:lol

Images of cheerleading uniform wearing ants running through head























:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

[OklahomaMama]

Holy Snow Storm Batman ... I wish I had the digicam at home with me ... we got 40 cm of snow since last night ... about 13 inches I think ... My snowblower guy showed up just in time ... I was out of smokes ... so just drove to the store for ciggies ... quite a wild ride ... glad to be back home again.

So how y'all doin?how i read it: "... I wish I had the diaphram at home with me..."

and you don't even wanna get me started re: "snowblower guy"
:evil


:lol

[il bacio dolce]

Yaaaaay! Going to eat wings!

[OklahomaMama]

Images of cheerleading uniform wearing ants running through head


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsupheyyyy! quit staring at my thorax! :twak
:p

[Red_41]

Wow ... awesome backreading peeps! .... Glad to hear we had a productive day on the old pos/neg thread!

What's up for this evening?








Oh yeah .... Jeremy ... BITE ME! :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

Oh yeah .... Jeremy ... BITE ME! :lol

I spent last winter in Minnesota, I'm doing that when it's like 30 degrees.

[MAM2STEPN]

Holy Snow Storm Batman ... I wish I had the digicam at home with me ... we got 40 cm of snow since last night ... about 13 inches I think ... My snowblower guy showed up just in time ... I was out of smokes ... so just drove to the store for ciggies ... quite a wild ride ... glad to be back home again.

So how y'all doin?Hi there Miz Noella!:bounce

[Red_41]

MARY ANNNNNNNNNNN !!!!! How ya doin' sweet cheeks? ... Did you ever get a "package" from me? ... I think Mama and you are the only ones who haven't yet :(

[MAM2STEPN]

MARY ANNNNNNNNNNN !!!!! How ya doin' sweet cheeks? ... Did you ever get a "package" from me? ... I think Mama and you are the only ones who haven't yet :(Ok what have you been drinking?:rolleyes: Remember I PM'd you last week!! They are awesome, I want to do something creative with them like put them around candles or something:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

oh, so I'M the only one neglected, huh? :violent

*runs sobbing from thread*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[OklahomaMama]

i have a new christmas game i just invented...
my fucking lunatic full moon cats have been in and out of my christmas tree all day and i got tired of replacing the pinecones precisely...
now i'm just throwing them at the tree and seeing where they stick :lol
it's rather therapeutic, actually
:p

[Red_41]

Ok what have you been drinking?:rolleyes: Remember I PM'd you last week!! They are awesome, I want to do something creative with them like put them around candles or something:rolleyes:
Oooopppps ... silly me ... I forgot :o ... Maybe I should stop drinking straight Pepsi and switch to beer .... or a glass of wine .... Whaddya think? :p

[MAM2STEPN]

oh, so I'M the only one neglected, huh? :violent

*runs sobbing from thread*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Mama don't leave!!!!! Please get your butt back in here!!!!!! Have you had a chance to watch RHCP's yet?

[OklahomaMama]

Mama don't leave!!!!! Please get your butt back in here!!!!!! Have you had a chance to watch RHCP's yet?no, i let nick borrow it on christmas eve




and i'm scared to go into his room to retrieve it! :ugh:




:lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Oooopppps ... silly me ... I forgot :o ... Maybe I should stop drinking straight Pepsi and switch to beer .... or a glass of wine .... Whaddya think? :pmmmmmm beer sounds good! What kind ya got?:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

OK .... I'm on dial up here so I need to conserve and respond to several posts at once ladies!


Mama: Dang, I wish I had pinecones ... that sounds like fun! Especially since I'm still "partaking" of some holiday cheer .... There may be a blizzard on ... but it's a "green" xmas here in Canada :evil

Mary Ann: RCHP?

[MAM2STEPN]

no, i let nick borrow it on christmas eve




and i'm scared to go into his room to retrieve it! :ugh:




:lolI know what you mean, "Enter at own risk":lol

[MAM2STEPN]

OK .... I'm on dial up here so I need to conserve and respond to several posts at once ladies!


Mama: Dang, I wish I had pinecones ... that sounds like fun! Especially since I'm still "partaking" of some holiday cheer .... There may be a blizzard on ... but it's a "green" xmas here in Canada :evil

Mary Ann: RCHP?I sent Mama a Red Hot Chili Peppers dvd, let me know if you want one too, my computer is on the way and once I get it I can burn you ladies some shows!

[Red_41]

I got Keith's .... finished up the Corona's with lime on Xmas Eve :) .... Keith's is an excellent Maritime Canadian brew .... Alexander Keith's Pale Ale.

[Red_41]

.... Don't hate me but .... errrrhhhh .... ummmmm ... I kinda hmmmmm .... don't really like the RHCPs *ducks to avoide inevitable slaps fro Mama and Mary Ann* ... Do you stiww wuv me? :angel

[MAM2STEPN]

I got Keith's .... finished up the Corona's with lime on Xmas Eve :) .... Keith's is an excellent Maritime Canadian brew .... Alexander Keith's Pale Ale.I've never heard of that before, I'll have to look for it, I love pale ale's who am I kidding I just love beer period!:rolleyes: Yum Corona with lime!!!!:multi

[OklahomaMama]

.... Don't hate me but .... errrrhhhh .... ummmmm ... I kinda hmmmmm .... don't really like the RHCPs *ducks to avoide inevitable slaps fro Mama and Mary Ann* ... Do you stiww wuv me? :angelof course, dear
:angel


*plots with Mary Ann to expose Noella to more Flea, more Anthony, more socks on cocks* :D

[MAM2STEPN]

.... Don't hate me but .... errrrhhhh .... ummmmm ... I kinda hmmmmm .... don't really like the RHCPs *ducks to avoide inevitable slaps fro Mama and Mary Ann* ... Do you stiww wuv me? :angelDon't worry sweetie to each his own! I do have lot's of Dave shows and I know you love him!

[OklahomaMama]

oooh! Corona with lime! :bounce
i think that could be our official beer of Pussypalooza '05, baby!

[MAM2STEPN]

of course, dear
:angel


*plots with Mary Ann to expose Noella to more Flea, more Anthony, more socks on cocks* :DSocks on cocks should get our sweet Noella's attention!

[MAM2STEPN]

oooh! Corona with lime! :bounce
i think that could be our official beer of Pussypalooza '05, baby!That's what I'm talking about, that's what I drank at the Gorge I also had Rolling Rock which is another nice pale ale!:multi

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Mama did you get your GGP cd yet? I got mine last weds!:bounce I also got my warehouse package on Thurs with a really cool mouse pad!:multi

[#36firedancer]

hit me - you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss!

kiss me please, pervert me
Stick with this.

is she talking dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred bliss

your mouth was made to SUCK MY KISS

:evil

[Red_41]

That's what I'm talking about, that's what I drank at the Gorge I also had Rolling Rock which is another nice pale ale!:multi

Excellllleeennntt *rubs hands together* ... I also love Rolling Rock .... How about we make it Lager and add some lime cordial .... we'll have Lime and Lager's :D

[MAM2STEPN]

hit me - you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss!

kiss me please, pervert me
Stick with this.

is she talking dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred bliss

your mouth was made to SUCK MY KISS

:evilIs this a dirty tunes ditty?:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

hit me - you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss!

kiss me please, pervert me
Stick with this.

is she talking dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred bliss

your mouth was made to SUCK MY KISS

:evil
There are two possibilities for this post .....

1) You're trying to seduce me (great approach by the way) :D
2) Those are RHCP lyrics.

If it's 1) ... How YOU doin? :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

Excellllleeennntt *rubs hands together* ... I also love Rolling Rock .... How about we make it Lager and add some lime cordial .... we'll have Lime and Lager's :DSounds like a plan!!!:bounce :multi :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

Hey Mama did you get your GGP cd yet? I got mine last weds!:bounce I also got my warehouse package on Thurs with a really cool mouse pad!:multiyeah, i got everything before christmas :D
GGP is (IMO) the best of the live series thus far :thumbsup
ooooh, i'm loving the new stuff!

[#36firedancer]

mwahahahaha :lol

:freak

[Red_41]

I don't have my Warehouse package yet :(

[MAM2STEPN]

There are two possibilities for this post .....

1) You're trying to seduce me (great approach by the way) :D
2) Those are RHCP lyrics.

If it's 1) ... How YOU doin? :lolThey need to come back and explain I'm not familar with the lyrics, but then again you may be right it may be a come on!:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

hit me - you can’t hurt me
Suck my kiss!

kiss me please, pervert me
Stick with this.

is she talking dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred bliss

your mouth was made to SUCK MY KISS

:eviloh, HELLS yeah!

could have been
should have been
would have been dead
if i didn't get the message to my head

i am what i am
most motherfuckers don't give a damn!

:bounce :bounce :bounce

[OlivePoet]

HEATER!!! :hug
i got your belated jesusmas text :lol
xxxooo
:lol :hug

[MAM2STEPN]

yeah, i got everything before christmas :D
GGP is (IMO) the best of the live series thus far :thumbsup
ooooh, i'm loving the new stuff!Jimi thing was awesome, and you can almost see me I'm behind the screen on the right side of the field (ok! so you'll need a magnifying glass!:lol )

[OklahomaMama]

Jimi thing was awesome, and you can almost see me I'm behind the screen on the right side of the field (ok! so you'll need a magnifying glass!:lol )*gets out electron microscope*
oh! i see you, i see you! :bounce

waaaaait, what do you look like again?

:lol

[Red_41]

HEAAATTTEERRRRRRR

*runs over and kisses Heater full on the mouth .... does a little ass shakin' dance ... bends over*

[MAM2STEPN]

*gets out electron microscope*
oh! i see you, i see you! :bounce

waaaaait, what do you look like again?

:lolI'm the crazy one dancing with a baby on my shoulders!:D

[#36firedancer]

Anthony Kiedis can suck my kiss any damn day of the week...

eh hem... *NWS* http://juredhot.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/anthonyquase.jpg

[Red_41]

*gets out electron microscope*
oh! i see you, i see you! :bounce

waaaaait, what do you look like again?

:lol
Yeah .... you're gonna have to either post or PM a photo my Fresno Pussy

[MAM2STEPN]

Anthony Kiedis can suck my kiss any damn day of the week...

eh hem... *NWS* http://juredhot.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/anthonyquase.jpgOh god I needed that!!!!! Now I'm all tingley in my happy place!!!:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Anthony Kiedis can suck my kiss any damn day of the week...

eh hem... *NWS* http://juredhot.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/anthonyquase.jpgi think my little scroll bar thingie is broken :(
i didn't get to see what i really wanted to see
:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Yeah .... you're gonna have to either post or PM a photo my Fresno PussyJust as soon as I get my laptop! We have some nice pics of GGP!

[MAM2STEPN]

i think my little scroll bar thingie is broken :(
i didn't get to see what i really wanted to see
:evilIt's all about the imagination!:evil

[#36firedancer]

i think my little scroll bar thingie is broken :(
i didn't get to see what i really wanted to see
:evil
I forsee someone using a certain one of her large purple presents later... :lol

[Nautiest_monkey]

I apologize now for what I put in the dirty song thread. It is a joke to get a rise out of teh DMBcer's

[OklahomaMama]

I forsee someone using a certain one of her large purple presents later... :loloooh! :lol
SOMEBODY has been reading my journal :rolleyes:

i suppose i should blush at this point but








NAAAAAH! :D

[OklahomaMama]

I apologize now for what I put in the dirty song thread. It is a joke to get a rise out of teh DMBcer'soooh, i am SO there! :D

[MAM2STEPN]

I apologize now for what I put in the dirty song thread. It is a joke to get a rise out of teh DMBcer'sYou caught my attention.....hopping over to dirty song thread!

[OklahomaMama]

my goodness, jeremy!
someone has already responded to your post :rolleyes:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2403007&postcount=246

[MAM2STEPN]

my goodness, jeremy!
someone has already responded to your post :rolleyes:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2403007&postcount=246You should have been in invisible mode:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

You should have been in invisible mode:rolleyes:DOH!!! :BANG

:lol

you can't post in invisible mode, can you?
i've often wanted to put myself on my "ignore" list just for shits & grins :D

[MAM2STEPN]

DOH!!! :BANG

:lol

you can't post in invisible mode, can you?
i've often wanted to put myself on my "ignore" list just for shits & grins :D:lol :lol :lol :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

I'm outta here! Have a good one, if anyone's around:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

g'nite Mary Ann :hug MWAAAAH!



noella, if you're still there, i got your package today! :bounce
we have those retarded package boxes and the idiot mailman jammed it in there but Pat couldn't get it out :rolleyes:
apparently, the mailman didn't take into consideration the ledge all the way around the receiving end :BANG
he's gonna corner the moron tomorrow and make him take it out from the mailman side

[OklahomaMama]

negative: only 11 days til my surgery :(
positive: i got to buy all kinds of cute little personal care products for my overnight bag :p i went a little nuts :rolleyes:
i got:
a little tube of toothpaste and a fold-out toothbrush
little dove shampoo
little dove conditioner
little jergen's lotion
little scope mouthwash
little thing of Q-tips
little package of wet-ones

it's like going away for camp! :bounce
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

i'm bored and i wanted to share this before i forgot :rolleyes:

while shopping today, i saw a car in the parking lot @ WallyWorld with the PERFECT license plate for me!

too bad it was already taken, huh? i almost waited in the parking lot to see who it belonged to but i didn't wanna look like a stalker :lol
besides, i forgot to put a bra on before i ran to the store and i KNOW my hair was a wreck :p

[OklahomaMama]

*HUGE yawn*
g'morning.... need coffee.... now!

[Beefsteak1138]

*HUGE yawn*
g'morning.... need coffee.... now!
Morning....coffee's brewing. I got this coffee mug for x-mas that you plug into your car and it keeps the coffee warm. Positive: I can use it today...Negative: It means I'm on my way to work.

[OklahomaMama]

that sounds spiffy, Beefybaby
the mug, not the going to work thingie ;)

[OklahomaMama]

random positive thought: Tomorrow is my one year ANT-iversary! :bounce

wonder if i'll get any presents? :p

[gypsie]

Good monring!!!:hug
I slept in with the boy today:D
How are all my peeps?

[Beefsteak1138]

Good monring!!!:hug
I slept in with the boy today:D
How are all my peeps?
*runs over, tackles gypsie, licks face.

[OklahomaMama]

Good monring!!!:hug
I slept in with the boy today:D
How are all my peeps?hi, kellie! :hug
i'm clean & smellin' good +
gotta go to work today -
waaah!

[Beefsteak1138]

hi, kellie! :hug
i'm clean & smellin' good +
gotta go to work today -
waaah!
Tell those fuckers to unblock Ants.

[gypsie]

Morning....coffee's brewing. I got this coffee mug for x-mas that you plug into your car and it keeps the coffee warm. Positive: I can use it today...Negative: It means I'm on my way to work.
I could sit on your lap and keep it warm on your way to work;) or I could put your coffee between my legs to keep it warm so you don't run your battery low
And by battery I mean...:evil

[gypsie]

*runs over, tackles gypsie, licks face.
lower...no lower....no...uh...ahhh...there ya go:evil

[gypsie]

hi, kellie! :hug
i'm clean & smellin' good +
gotta go to work today -
waaah!
Do you need a note from your massage therapist explaining why you can not come to work today?:hug

[Beefsteak1138]

lower...no lower....no...uh...ahhh...there ya go:evil
Feeling a bit frisky today, aren't we???

:twak the :monkey

[OklahomaMama]

Do you need a note from your massage therapist explaining why you can not come to work today?:hug:p that would be lovely! but we have tons of patients crammed in to this 3 day work week so....
off i go!
MWAAAAH!
:hug

[gypsie]

Feeling a bit frisky today, aren't we???

:twak the :monkey
Me?:angel Never...
*whistles a little song, looks around to see if there is anyone else you could be directing your post to*

[gypsie]

:p that would be lovely! but we have tons of patients crammed in to this 3 day work week so....
off i go!
MWAAAAH!
:hug
MWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Now who's going to protect Beef from me?:evil
opps..I mean me from Beef:angel

[Beefsteak1138]

MWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Now who's going to protect Beef from me?:evil
opps..I mean me from Beef:angel
I'm prepared for anything you can throw at me.

[gypsie]

I'm prepared for anything you can throw at me.

{{visions of Beef holding on to the seat of his chair turning his head and peaking out of one eye}}

I know you are big boy.;)

[Beefsteak1138]

{{visions of Beef holding on to the seat of his chair turning his head and peaking out of one eye}}

I know you are big boy.;)
Be gentle...and by gentle I mean rough.

[gypsie]

Be gentle...and by gentle I mean rough.
*cracks whip, adjusts patent leather stilleto boots, takes hnd cuffs and ball gag out of bag*

It's ok sweetie this won't hurt a bit;)
not in a bad way:angel

[Beefsteak1138]

*cracks whip, adjusts patent leather stilleto boots, takes hnd cuffs and ball gag out of bag*

It's ok sweetie this won't hurt a bit;)
not in a bad way:angel
I hope those stilletos are the only things you have on.

[gypsie]

I hope those stilletos are the only things you have on.
Like you have to ask:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Like you have to ask:evil
Oh, and the nipple clamps...I almost forgot about those.

[gypsie]

Oh, and the nipple clamps...I almost forgot about those.
you have a memory like a steel trap - how could you forget

:cups booobies and shakes a little:

[Beefsteak1138]

Another masterpiece:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=2404149#post2404149

[Beefsteak1138]

you have a memory like a steel trap - how could you forget

:cups booobies and shakes a little:
Now THATS what I like to see

* snaps pic

[gypsie]

Another masterpiece:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=2404149#post2404149
You are out of control with that thread:lol
I think that you are in the wrong line of work

[gypsie]

Now THATS what I like to see

* snaps pic
:rolleyes: and me without a pole to dance on:(

[selkiegirl]

Use your husbands leg! :)
Morning, lass, how's the pup doing?

[Beefsteak1138]

:rolleyes: and me without a pole to dance on:(
ummm....there's a pole right here you can dance on.

[gypsie]

Use your husbands leg! :)
Morning, lass, how's the pup doing?
Better - I am changing their food to something of higher quality, I have them on a new supplement to boost their immune system, salmon oil, and medicated baths with oatmeal creme rinse weekly, applying pierces nustock to the bald spots everyother day - guess we'll see - thanks for the suggestions:hug

How's your new pup?

[gypsie]

ummm....there's a pole right here you can dance on.
I knwe you would have something in your bag of tricks;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I knwe you would have something in your bag of tricks;)
Don't you mean in my sack?

[selkiegirl]

Better - I am changing their food to something of higher quality, I have them on a new supplement to boost their immune system, salmon oil, and medicated baths with oatmeal creme rinse weekly, applying pierces nustock to the bald spots everyother day - guess we'll see - thanks for the suggestions:hug

How's your new pup?He is great, sleeping right now, and becoming much more outgoing. I think the others overwhelmed him at first, but each day he gets a bit more rambunctous.
You are very welcome, dear. It's good to know they are doing a bit better. We have our dogs on something called Diamond. It's really good quality and quite affordable.
In the spring, we start them all on brewers yeast and garlic, it's a natural flea repellant. Works from the inside out and helps their coats look beautiful.

[MAM2STEPN]

negative: only 11 days til my surgery :(
positive: i got to buy all kinds of cute little personal care products for my overnight bag :p i went a little nuts :rolleyes:
i got:
a little tube of toothpaste and a fold-out toothbrush
little dove shampoo
little dove conditioner
little jergen's lotion
little scope mouthwash
little thing of Q-tips
little package of wet-ones

it's like going away for camp! :bounce
:lolCool what you don't use you can save for the GORGE!!!:bounce :multi :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

Tell those fuckers to unblock Ants.I fully support this post :thumbsup

[fxblitz]

Hey all long time no see!

:)

[Beefsteak1138]

Hello all

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[Bull_11]

Rather quiet in here today! What's up, yall?

[chels012002]

yeah no shit its quiet in here! Where is everyone.

[MAM2STEPN]

PUSSY!!!!!!

[gypsie]

PUSSY!!!!!!
*runs into thread comes to a skidding stop on knees with arms open wide*

Hey Mary ann!!:hug
Did you get the fudge by the way?

[Beefsteak1138]

PUSSY!!!!!!
Huh, what!?!?!

[MAM2STEPN]

Huh, what!?!?!don't play dumb with us, we all know you kneel to the power of the pussy!:monkey

[gypsie]

Huh, what!?!?!
you're slipping - I beat ya too it:lol

[Beefsteak1138]

don't play dumb with us, we all know you kneel to the power of the pussy!:monkey
I know, it makes my tongue all aflutter.

[stunnersal]

Hey All! Hope everyone had a positive holiday!!! :bounce

[MAM2STEPN]

*runs into thread comes to a skidding stop on knees with arms open wide*

Hey Mary ann!!:hug
Did you get the fudge by the way?:bounce :multi :bounce It came yesterday and I was going to open it after dinner and I was just too damn tired and went to bed! :BANG My son was over and he wanted to know what was in the box and I told him to mind his own business so he started shaking it and asked me what was in it (like I'm stupid and going to tell him it's fudge! duh!) He thinks it's porn magazines!!!:rolleyes: I'm ripping that puppy open as soon as I get home!

[Beefsteak1138]

you're slipping - I beat ya too it:lol
Sorry, it took me some time to explain to my boss why I couldn't talk to him anymore.

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey All! Hope everyone had a positive holiday!!! :bounceHi there Sal!!!

[stunnersal]

Hi Mary Ann!! :D

[chels012002]

I leave for 5 min and this thread get busy again!

[MAM2STEPN]

I know, it makes my tongue all aflutter.Nothing better than a little tongue action!:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

I leave for 5 min and this thread get busy again!Hi there sweetie!:bounce How's the little one?:hug

[gypsie]

:bounce :multi :bounce It came yesterday and I was going to open it after dinner and I was just too damn tired and went to bed! :BANG My son was over and he wanted to know what was in the box and I told him to mind his own business so he started shaking it and asked me what was in it (like I'm stupid and going to tell him it's fudge! duh!) He thinks it's porn magazines!!!:rolleyes: I'm ripping that puppy open as soon as I get home!
It is from me - you never know what else I may have thrown in there

ok it's only fudge but I could have put porn in there:)

[chels012002]

Hi there sweetie!:bounce How's the little one?:hug
Hey:hug She is good at her g-mas for two days :D

[gypsie]

Sorry, it took me some time to explain to my boss why I couldn't talk to him anymore.
Just show him this ::bends over::
He'll understand:evil

[gypsie]

Nothing better than a little tongue action!:evil
I fully support this post:thumbsup :monkey

[MAM2STEPN]

It is from me - you never know what else I may have thrown in there

ok it's only fudge but I could have put porn in there:) I'll just have to use my imagination! I can't wait to taste the cock oh! I mean fudge! :D (did I just say that!:rolleyes: )

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey:hug She is good at her g-mas for two days :DThat should be a nice little break for you!

[MAM2STEPN]

I leave for 5 min and this thread get busy again!Here's to getting busy:evil

[gypsie]

I'll just have to use my imagination! I can't wait to taste the cock oh! I mean fudge! :D (did I just say that!:rolleyes: )
LOL :lol
I love the dirty Mary Ann as much as I love the sweet innocent Mary Ann:hug

[chels012002]

That should be a nice little break for you!
I wish. I am going to be working both days and keeping my eye on Ryan tonight and tomorrow morning. Which means less sleep than normal for me. Saturday though I am staying at Ryans and spending the whole day there so that will be a wonderful day off.

[chels012002]

Here's to getting busy:evil
getting busy is great when someone is there with you :evil

[MAM2STEPN]

LOL :lol
I love the dirty Mary Ann as much as I love the sweet innocent Mary Ann:hugIt's no fun being nice all the time, you have to mix it up with a little naughtiness and by that I mean........











oh you know what I mean!:evil

[gypsie]

It's no fun being nice all the time, you have to mix it up with a little naughtiness and by that I mean........
oh you know what I mean!:evil
Would you be assuming that I know what you mean?:angel

Ok I do but only because I am here so much not because I am naughty - forget it I am a dirty dirty girl - ::BENDS OVER:::

[MAM2STEPN]

I wish. I am going to be working both days and keeping my eye on Ryan tonight and tomorrow morning. Which means less sleep than normal for me. Saturday though I am staying at Ryans and spending the whole day there so that will be a wonderful day off.Are you complaining of losing sleep :rolleyes: You should be jumping for joy that you get Ryan all night:evil Hasn't Mama taught you anything?:D

[gypsie]

Are you complaining of losing sleep :rolleyes: You should be jumping for joy that you get Ryan all night:evil Hasn't Mama taught you anything?:D
:thumbsup You are wise beyond your years

[MAM2STEPN]

Would you be assuming that I know what you mean?:angel

Ok I do but only because I am here so much not because I am naughty - forget it I am a dirty dirty girl - ::BENDS OVER:::No use denying it! We know you are a girl who likes to get down and dirty! Now get over here!!!:evil

[chels012002]

Are you complaining of losing sleep :rolleyes: You should be jumping for joy that you get Ryan all night:evil Hasn't Mama taught you anything?:D
Please!!! after on time with me that boy can barely move let alone keep his eyes open:evil

[gypsie]

No use denying it! We know you are a girl who likes to get down and dirty! Now get over here!!!:evil
It's true!!!:evil
*runs over and jumps in Mary Ann's lap - nibbles her ear*

[MAM2STEPN]

Please!!! after on time with me that boy can barely move let alone keep his eyes open:evilNow that's more like it! And there are way's to make him open his eyes!!......










Just use that tongue sucking action, that should be a sure cure to wake him up!:evil

[chels012002]

Now that's more like it! And there are way's to make him open his eyes!!......










Just use that tongue sucking action, that should be a sure cure to wake him up!:evil
Yeah the poor boy prolly thinks I am a damn Nympho! I am always wanting it but cause I am supposed to go to his house tonight I will get me alot especailly cause his daughter is with her momma.

[MAM2STEPN]

Yeah the poor boy prolly thinks I am a damn Nympho! I am always wanting it but cause I am supposed to go to his house tonight I will get me alot especailly cause his daughter is with her momma.Ok, if the word nympho doesn't get the guys back in here, I don't know what will:rolleyes:

I didn't know he had a daughter also? How old is his daughter?

[Beefsteak1138]

Ok, if the word nympho doesn't get the guys back in here, I don't know what will:rolleyes:

I didn't know he had a daughter also? How old is his daughter?
Did somebody say nympho???

[gypsie]

I have this oral fixation - is there anyone out there that can help me with it?:rolleyes: ;)

[chels012002]

Ok, if the word nympho doesn't get the guys back in here, I don't know what will:rolleyes:

I didn't know he had a daughter also? How old is his daughter?
Yeah he has a daughter that he has full custody of. She just turned 5 in November.

[chels012002]

Did somebody say nympho???
Yeah I am sorry I am a damn Nympho!

[MAM2STEPN]

Did somebody say nympho???I'm glad to see that your radar is still working as well as other important parts and by that I mean.......











your cock!:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Yeah I am sorry I am a damn Nympho!
No need to apologize, being a nympho is something to be proud of.

[Beefsteak1138]

I'm glad to see that your radar is still working as well as other important parts and by that I mean.......


your cock!:evil
Its in pristine condition.

[MAM2STEPN]

I have this oral fixation - is there anyone out there that can help me with it?:rolleyes: ;):lol :lol I'm sure you'll find some victims.... I mean volunteers:evil

[chels012002]

No need to apologize, being a nympho is something to be proud of.
Yeah I know!

[Beefsteak1138]

:lol :lol I'm sure you'll find some victims.... I mean volunteers:evil
* raises hand.....by hand I mean cock.

[gypsie]

:lol :lol I'm sure you'll find some victims.... I mean volunteers:evil
:lol

[gypsie]

* raises hand.....by hand I mean cock.
*drops to knees*

[MAM2STEPN]

Its in pristine condition.Words are cheap honey!




PROVE IT!!!!!!!:D

[gypsie]

Words are cheap honey!

PROVE IT!!!!!!!:D
The motto of +/-
I love it!:bounce

[chels012002]

Wow we are in the gutter today and I love it!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Words are cheap honey!




PROVE IT!!!!!!!:D
I'd post a pic, but I lost the wide-angle lens for my camera.

[gypsie]

I'd post a pic, but I lost the wide-angle lens for my camera.:BANG TEASE!!!

[MAM2STEPN]

The motto of +/-
I love it!:bounceWhere would we be without them or more accurately we wouldn't be getting any without them:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

:BANG TEASE!!!
Maybe one day your wish will come true......I'll have to home alone and really, really drunk.

[MAM2STEPN]

I'd post a pic, but I lost the wide-angle lens for my camera.I'll just have to take your word for it then.....







cum here Beefy:evil

[chels012002]

Wow beefy is lucky, three women and him all alone:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

cum here Beefy:evil
Your wish is my command

[MAM2STEPN]

Wow beefy is lucky, three women and him all alone:evilHe's loving every bit of it too!:D

[chels012002]

He's loving every bit of it too!:D
Oh yeah I know:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

Your wish is my commandGrabbing car keys....heading out door!!!! And I have a long list:evil


he he he!... I said heading!:D

[Beefsteak1138]

He's loving every bit of it too!:D
:evil

How could I not.

[MAM2STEPN]

:evil

How could I not.That's exactly why we love you! You know just how to keep your women happy......






and by that I mean cumming back for more!:D

[gypsie]

Grabbing car keys....heading out door!!!! And I have a long list:evil


he he he!... I said heading!:D
How 'bout you pick me up on the way and we tag team him;)

[Beefsteak1138]

How 'bout you pick me up on the way and we tag team him;)
I fully support this post, just like I'd like to be fully supporting your boobs.

[gypsie]

I fully support this post, just like I'd like to be fully supporting your boobs.
:rolleyes: that can be arranged
and I don't need Mary Ann to get you by the way;)

[Beefsteak1138]

:rolleyes: that can be arranged
and I don't need Mary Ann to get you by the way;)
I know, but you and Mary Ann can talk about all the things you are gonna do to me while on the ride over.

[gypsie]

I know, but you and Mary Ann can talk about all the things you are gonna do to me while on the ride over.
I have a cell phone;)

[Beefsteak1138]

I have a cell phone;)
camera phone?

[MAM2STEPN]

How 'bout you pick me up on the way and we tag team him;)Get those scarves ready!!

[MAM2STEPN]

I know, but you and Mary Ann can talk about all the things you are gonna do to me while on the ride over.You can just bet we're gonna ride all over you baby!!!:evil

[MAM2STEPN]

I have a cell phone;) ='s phone sex!:D

[Beefsteak1138]

='s phone sex!:D
Just be sure to save some of that energy for me.

[MAM2STEPN]

Just be sure to save some of that energy for me.Don't you worry Beefy there's plenty energy for you, we plan to have our way with you!:evil

[Beefsteak1138]

Don't you worry Beefy there's plenty energy for you, we plan to have our way with you!:evil
:multi Hurry, I'm quivering in anticipation.

[MAM2STEPN]

:multi Hurry, I'm quivering in anticipation.You think you're quivering now, just wait!!!!:D

[Bull_11]

sounds like Beef is one lucky dude today!

[Beefsteak1138]

sounds like Beef is one lucky dude today!
And I'm leaving, so you came just in time.

[OlivePoet]

:: backreadin' ::

:bounce

[OlivePoet]

my goodness, jeremy!
someone has already responded to your post :rolleyes:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2403007&postcount=246
:lol I love that thread. :angel

[Red_41]

Heater!! :bounce :hug :monkey




Mary Ann!! :bounce :hug :monkey ... Great backreadin' MA ... YOU WHORE!

[MAM2STEPN]

Heater and Noella!!!!!!:bounce How are you girls doing?

[Red_41]

My sister loaned me: James Taylor, October Road ... so I could burn it ... I'd forgotten how much I love his sweet voice! :angel .... got it blaring right now ... :)

[MAM2STEPN]

My sister loaned me: James Taylor, October Road ... so I could burn it ... I'd forgotten how much I love his sweet voice! :angel .... got it blaring right now ... :)I never really listened to James Taylor, sounds like you like it:rolleyes:

[Red_41]

OMG ... I just figured ... we're so close in age .... OK ... I've got a whole folky side to me in addition to the many other eclectic sides of my musical taste ... the folky side includes: CSN, CSNY, OLD Neil Young, America, Carol King, James Taylor, Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon, Stephen Bishop .... that kinda stuff. It's my feel good, nostaligic mood stuff :angel

[OlivePoet]

Heater!! :bounce :hug :monkey




Mary Ann!! :bounce :hug :monkey ... Great backreadin' MA ... YOU WHORE!
Hey sugar!! :hug