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Mave Datthews
08-05-2005, 09:51 AM
Left msg for user to call back.
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
> >> >>
> >> >>A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during
> >> >>a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same
> >> >>hotel
where
> >> >>they
> >> >>spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
> >> >>schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
> >> >>So, the husband left
> >> >>Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying
down
> >> >>the
> >> >>following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
> >> >>computer
> >> >>in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However,
he
> >> >>accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without
> >> >>realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston,
> >> >>a
> >> >>widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was
> >> >>a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
> >> >>The widow decided
> >> >>to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
> >> >>After
> >> >>reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son
> >> >>rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
> >> >>computer
> >> >>screen which read:
> >> >>
> >> >>To: My Loving Wife
> >> >>Subject: I've Arrived
> >> >>Date: October 16,2004
> >> >>
> >> >>I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers
> >> >>here
now
> >> >>and
> >> >>you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
> >> >>arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
> >> >>prepared for
your
> >> >>arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
> >> >>
> >> >>Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
> >> >>
> >> >>P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
Mave Datthews
08-05-2005, 10:12 AM
^ that's a good one!!!!! :lol
tompeas13
08-05-2005, 11:13 AM
http://www.eastbay.com/catalog/productdetail.cfm?TID=5555-01050509030101090834460-0&module=sideNav&action=keywordSearch&supercat=other&sku=06151001&model_nbr=42604
Mspacman14
08-05-2005, 12:08 PM
142204312
Popeye2003
08-05-2005, 12:17 PM
hxxp://s34.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1GRZN9HB3VQO802UOLMW5KQEWO
cptnhansel
08-05-2005, 12:40 PM
http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=attache&URL=attache
Scotty_L
08-05-2005, 12:46 PM
hxxp://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0P37LO5FJBUDD3V7LNHPVWVZOS
JanelleM
08-05-2005, 04:23 PM
Just a reminder that MDS Pharma Services is scheduled to run on KZON next week (8/8-8/12). Please send me the times they are scheduled to run so I may get them to the client today. Fax or email is fine. Let me know if you have any questions. Have a great weekend!
Mave Datthews
08-05-2005, 05:24 PM
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--obit-hunterkelly10805aug05,0,7376961.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork
And then the friggin rear tire rolled up past my window and I knew some bad shit was going to happen. That's when I hit the stone wall.
tdowe99
08-06-2005, 01:09 AM
www.harmonylinemusic.com
Bartender84
08-07-2005, 06:20 AM
->
(note: ^ that is what the Ctrl+v put there. Got the stupid "post too short" thing, so I had to add this message. And now the post is too long :lol)
brendangen412
08-10-2005, 07:11 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/51544/
EDIT: I just saw what its a picture of, i know that kid, i was there that night, FUCK YEAH
davedmb41
08-10-2005, 08:10 PM
hxxp://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1A39G4N6Q1QFJ0WVF67YEP5SB8
bense27
08-10-2005, 08:59 PM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=3232355&postcount=268
dmbosw41
08-10-2005, 10:00 PM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=142102&highlight=lillywhite+sessions
TheMadViolin
08-10-2005, 10:35 PM
http://www.copyright.gov/index.html
DMBfan41
08-11-2005, 03:40 AM
AP Photo: MLB
brendangen412
08-11-2005, 03:42 AM
http://images.google.com/images?q=Penguin
skiddiet
08-11-2005, 03:50 AM
hxxp://s52.yousendit.com/d.php?id=3I0TYQ2J2VSWSMM7AAIGY0MS8
brendangen412
08-11-2005, 03:50 AM
I am just sick that I will be too late to see Lou Diamond Phillips! I love him!!
Bartender84
08-11-2005, 04:55 PM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/shared/sum05/b24.jpg
Popeye2003
08-11-2005, 04:55 PM
hxxp://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0JBPO0XGYL4RK26FAGWCDHEXQ5
brendangen412
08-11-2005, 04:58 PM
http://www.raqmusic.com/img/lew-au_large.jpg
davehead34
08-11-2005, 05:15 PM
trey anastasio & 70 volt parade
charter one pavilion
chicago il
DO NOT ENCODE TO MP3
rec by duff
fobl skm-184 @ DIN > v3 > vx pocket > sony vaio pcg-4a1l > wavlab 4 @
24 bit 48 Hz (resample and dithered to 16 bit 44.1 Hz in wavlab 4) >
cd wave editor > flac frontend > .flac16
set 1
disc 1
01. tune up / crowd
02. drifting
03. dark and down
04. invisible
05. oz is ever floating
06. air said to me
07. burlap sack and pumps
08. night speaks to a woman
09. flock of words
10. spin
11. wherever you find it
disc 2
01. mr completely
02. mexican cousin *
03. inlaw josie wales
04. birthday boys
05. back on the train
06. love that breaks all lines
07. bathtub gin
08. no woman no cry * #
09. push on till the day
10. shine
11. cayman review
12. tuesday
disc 3
01. goodbye head
02. first tube
e
03. come as melody
* acoustic
# with matisyahu
bustdstuff
08-11-2005, 05:23 PM
http://www.esquire.com/features/articles/2005/050804_mfe_mayer.html
mazuru
08-11-2005, 05:35 PM
http://dickcream.com/h/05/0404 - NSFW (i tried to get a coworker in trouble)
mazuru
08-11-2005, 08:38 PM
guess i killed the game, huh?
brendangen412
08-11-2005, 08:42 PM
roandeLLa
fleckhead
08-11-2005, 11:30 PM
http://www.torrentspy.com/
spanishricehd
08-12-2005, 01:16 AM
Taylor 914C 6-String Acoustic Guitar
johnpcoyne
08-12-2005, 03:40 AM
"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."
seek up and #41
08-12-2005, 03:56 AM
May 26, 1999-Giants Stadium-East Rutherford, NJ
SatelliteEyes
08-12-2005, 11:48 AM
#30502472
TripPin BilLie
08-12-2005, 02:51 PM
http://search.msn.com/images/details.aspx?q=where+the+red+fern+grows&color=both&size=1p&ht=200&wd=300&tht=85&twd=128&su=http%3a%2f%2fwww.katywallin.com%2fredfern%2fred fern_pic2.htm&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.katywallin.com%2fredfern%2fima ges%2fredfern_2.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com%2fis%3f138113 6128995&sz=10 ......a photo i randomly found :lol
il bacio dolce
08-12-2005, 02:58 PM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/attachmentviewer.php?attachmentid=27701
brendangen412
08-12-2005, 03:05 PM
Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby
Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby
Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
I never give you my pillow
I only send you my invitations
And in the middle of the celebrations
I break down
Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be in my dreams
Tonight
And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
TripPin BilLie
08-12-2005, 03:16 PM
Latley I've been noticing that I've been doing a whole lot of nothing. Now, usually that is just fine with me. I'm content a huge shit being the hardest thing I have to do all day.
Mave Datthews
08-12-2005, 03:53 PM
http://www.sonos.com/us/index.htm
youneverno41
08-12-2005, 03:54 PM
Hows it taste motha fucka
spanishricehd
08-16-2005, 10:48 PM
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a
new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company
of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed
a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and
he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the
wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and
replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
fleckhead
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
kerry collins penn state
emsketch
08-17-2005, 12:35 AM
> 20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink
>
> 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
>
> 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt
while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
>
> 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it too.
>
> 4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
>
> 5. I drop my 2:00 a.m. Taco Bell bean burrito on the floor (which I'm
eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry
on eating it
>
> 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo
much.
>
> 7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
>
> 8. I've ! found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me
>
> 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
>
> 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
> sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
>
> 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
> keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
>
> 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
>
> 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
> just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
>
> 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor
>
> 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
> WRONG WAY but..."
>
> 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
>
> 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>
> 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.
>
> 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut
> down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
>
> 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.
>
> Send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun. Make
> them laugh at themselves like you probably did... Sadly, many are true.
spanishricehd
08-17-2005, 01:06 AM
8/20 @ 10:20pm ET on VH1
8/25 @ 1:25pm ET on VH1
nick_s
08-17-2005, 02:55 AM
http://addictinggames.com/curveball.html
Bartender84
08-17-2005, 06:17 AM
Coldplay KICKED ASS! I'd heard lots of complaints about how short their shows were, but they played for 100 minutes tonight, and I say quality over quantity. For anyone who cares, the setlist is here in spoiler tags:
Square One
Politik
Yellow
God Put A Smile Upon Your Face
Speed Of Sound
Low
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Everything's Not Lost
White Shadows
The Scientist
Til Kingdom Come
Ring Of Fire
Don't Panic
Clocks
Talk
---------------
Swallowed In The Sea
In My Place
Fix You
Incredible show. And to top off the night, we got stuck in the back of the line to get to the buses, and the staff HANDED OUT FREE MELLENCAMP/FOGERTY TICKETS FOR THE 24TH! Fuck yes! Coldplay tonight, Gorge 19-21, M/F on the 24th, and DMB again on the 30th, gonna be a great two weeks
spanishricehd
08-17-2005, 10:37 PM
Good show tonight in Marysville. Real funky at times, pleasantly mellow for some moments and held a solid groove throughout. We're realizing that we are in the middle of a whole month of gigs with no roofs over the audience and it's enjoyable, but probably just coincidence. The 'open-air' thing makes for a very pleasant setting to perform in. We've got a long drive ahead of us on our way up to Washington. See y'all at the Gorge this weekend.
The DMB Crew
Tuesday, August 16
11:46 PM PDT
rochny89
08-17-2005, 10:38 PM
coldplay 9/1
haildmb
08-17-2005, 10:45 PM
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se
Bartender84
08-18-2005, 04:20 AM
If only she knew,
what was going right.
I would not be alone tonight.
If only she knew,
what was going wrong.
I would not be singing this song.
If only she knew
What would I do?
Would I run?
Maybe stick around just for fun.
Would I take you out just us two?
That would be grand.
If only she knew.
If only she knew what to do...
Relax with you.
And let myself get lost in your smile.
Well I could lose it all for awhile.
Oh my dear you know its true.
I love you deep, if only you knew.
Well I would give it all to you.
Love you true if only you knew.
If only she knew
What would I do?
Would I run?
Maybe stick around just for fun.
Would I take you out just us two?
That would be grand.
If only she knew.
bustdstuff
08-18-2005, 03:21 PM
http://www.bandbuilder.com/vegoose/index.php?ref_code=F66601
come&dancew/me
08-18-2005, 03:33 PM
Comprehensive: 2500
Bartender84
08-18-2005, 06:11 PM
You Might Die Trying
il bacio dolce
08-18-2005, 07:27 PM
http://profiles.yahoo.com/the_prince_in_ghana
come&dancew/me
08-19-2005, 11:43 AM
0110642-00
Bartender84
08-19-2005, 01:19 PM
Granny
spanishricehd
08-20-2005, 08:39 PM
chicken or turkey?
Socks
08-20-2005, 08:42 PM
JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
spanishricehd
08-20-2005, 11:19 PM
^:lol
We're taking in the scenery here at the Gorge. It's a beautiful day. We played our first of three in a row here last night, marking our 20th performance at this fine venue. Looking forward to tonight.
The DMB Crew
Saturday, August 20
2:02 PM PDT
cottlerocket
08-20-2005, 11:44 PM
Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered a couple of times. but i can't remember right now who originally played it
:D
fleckhead
08-20-2005, 11:51 PM
Skylar Deleon
spanishricehd
08-21-2005, 03:22 AM
08/20/2005
Dave Matthews Band
Gorge Amphitheatre
George, WA
#41
When The World Ends
Best of Whats Around
Stand Up
Crash
#34
Dream Girl
[Outro (Blackbird) ]
Lie In Our Graves
You Never Know
What Would You Say
You Might Die Trying
Granny
Hunger For The Great Light
Everyday
Ants Marching
Encore:
Butterfly[tease]
Old Dirt Hill
Two Step
indicates a fade into the next song
MSJCE
08-21-2005, 04:43 AM
Melissa Marie Bautista
fleckhead
08-21-2005, 12:26 PM
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/home.asp
emsketch
08-21-2005, 05:49 PM
chatsturbatin
bense27
08-21-2005, 06:23 PM
Body: Tom WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys i'm sorry to inform you that about half of the myspaces will get deleted. we are just out of room with more and more people wishing to sign up! therefor we will delete half of our profiles to make room and a charge will be installed at the first of the month of 1.00 doller per month. you can defenatly avoid the deletion if you re-post this. plus the 1 doller fee may not apply to you if you repost this. sorry guys
-Tom
bustdstuff
08-21-2005, 06:29 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/DAVE-MATTHEWS-BAND-LP-Before-these-crowded-streets-RARE_W0QQitemZ4759715984QQcategoryZ306QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
spanishricehd
08-21-2005, 11:40 PM
We're having a blast out here at the Gorge. The first two shows were fun and energetic. There were many high points to the show tonight. From #41 as the opener to the awesome jams in Lie In Our Graves to the moonrise over the hill behind the audience to the classic Two Step closer. Can't wait for tomorrow.
The DMB Crew
Sunday, August 21
12:51 AM PDT
fleckhead
08-21-2005, 11:56 PM
Americorps VISTA
spanishricehd
08-22-2005, 01:35 AM
i'm thirsty...
emsketch
08-22-2005, 04:46 PM
How to make a emsketch
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
bustdstuff
08-22-2005, 04:50 PM
(the thread is specific to the Move On tour)
spanishricehd
08-22-2005, 07:33 PM
Yoshi's
KCoozino
08-22-2005, 07:58 PM
URAR: Sales Comparison Comments:
Comparable sales over one mile away from the subject were used for this appraisal and are the best in this particular suburban area of Howard. Expanding the search to a radius slightly greater than one mile developed sales that are still within the same market. A thorough search for comparable sales was made in this market area. In order to locate comparable sales the following sources were used: MLS, local realtor records, and public records. The sales are the best comparables to the subject and therefore used in this report.
The subject is a 1.5 story home in an suburban area consisting of similar age single family dwellings in a variety of designs. The area is popular due to the convenience of public utilities, recreation,shopping and employment. The subject meets or exceeds the quality of construction, maintenance and amenities for houses in the neighborhood.
All adjustments to differences between the subject and comparables such as: number of bathrooms, age and finished lower level, reflect the markets reaction to the difference, not necessarily the cost difference. Adjustments for gross living area were given for differences from the subject which were greater than 100 square feet. The adjustment factor used was $30.00 per square foot.
The estimated value of $415,600.00 is both reasonable and supported.
spanishricehd
08-25-2005, 01:24 AM
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!align="center" bgcolor="yellow" colspan="3"|"[[(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction]]"
|-
|align="center" colspan="3"|[[Image:Satisfaction-us.jpg|200px]]
|-
!align="center" bgcolor="yellow" colspan="3"|Single by [[The Rolling Stones]]
|-
!align="center" colspan="3"|From the album ''[[Out of Our Heads]]''
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[B-side]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|"The Spider and the Fly"
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Single Released
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[1965]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Single Format
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[vinyl record]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Recorded
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[1965]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Musical genre|Genre]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[Rock music|Rock]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Song Length
|colspan="2" valign="top"|
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Record label]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[London Records]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Record producer|Producer]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Chart]] positions
|colspan="2" valign="top"|#1 ([[Billboard Hot 100|US]]) #1 (UK)
|-
!bgcolor="yellow" colspan="3"|[[The Rolling Stones]] single chronology
|-align="center"
|valign="top"|<small>"The Last Time"<br />[[1965]]</small>
|valign="top"|<small>"[[(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction]]"<br />[[1965]]</small>
|valign="top"|<small>"Get Off of My Cloud"<br />[[1965]]</small>
|-
|align="center" colspan="3"|[[Image:Otisrespect.jpg|200px]]
|-
!align="center" bgcolor="yellow" colspan="3"|Single by [[Otis Redding]]
|-
!align="center" colspan="3"|From the album ''[[Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul|Otis Blue]]''
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[B-side]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|"Any Ole Way"
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Single Released
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[1965]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Single Format
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[vinyl record]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Recorded
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[September]] [[1965]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Musical genre|Genre]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[Soul music|Soul]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|Song Length
|colspan="2" valign="top"|2:43
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Record label]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[Volt Records]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Record producer|Producer]]
|colspan="2" valign="top"|[[Steve Cropper]]
|-
!align="left" valign="top"|[[Chart]] positions
|colspan="2" valign="top"|#31 ([[Billboard Hot 100|US]])
|-
!bgcolor="yellow" colspan="3"|[[Otis Redding]] single chronology
|-align="center"
|valign="top"|<small>"I Can't Turn You Loose"<br />[[1965]]</small>
|valign="top"|<small>"[[(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction]]"<br />[[1965]]</small>
|valign="top"|<small>"My Lover's Prayer"<br />[[1966]]</small>
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{{Spoken Wikipedia Category|NoSatisfaction.ogg|2005-04-20|Satisfaction}}
"'''(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction'''" is a song written by [[Mick Jagger]] and [[Keith Richards]] for their band, [[the Rolling Stones]]. The song was first released as a single in the [[United States]] in [[May]] [[1965]], but was also featured on the American version of their album, ''[[Out of Our Heads]]'', released in July of the same year. It was a smash hit, giving them their first number one in the United States. The British version of ''Out of Our Heads'' did not feature "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", as the song was released as a single there in the August of that year — it was not orthodox practice in the [[United Kingdom]] at that time to include songs from singles on albums. The single shot to number one in the United Kingdom as well; it was the Rolling Stones' fourth UK number one. Despite its success, the song was controversial in its day for its anti-establishment and sexually suggestive lyrics.
==Inspiration of an insomniac==
During the Rolling Stones' third tour of the United States in 1965, Richards came up with the [[guitar]] [[riff]] for the song. The Stones were staying at the [[Fort Harrison Hotel]] in [[Clearwater, Florida]] for part of their tour, and one night Richards suddenly woke up, turned on a [[tape recorder]], and promptly played on his guitar (using his newly acquired [[fuzz box]]) the riff that opened "Satisfaction" before returning to bed. He would later describe it as: "...2 minutes of 'Satisfaction' and 40 minutes of me snoring."
Later, Richards brought it to the studio where the Stones were recording. Jagger took an immediate liking to the riff, unlike Richards, who was worried it sounded too much like [[Martha & The Vandellas]]' "[[Dancing in the Street]]". Jagger proceeded to write up lyrics for the tune, trying to make a statement about the rampant [[commercialism]] the British Stones had seen in America. Richards said of the songwriting process for "Satisfaction": "Mick wrote all of the words that say anything and I wrote the hook. I woke up in bed with this riff and I thought 'I've gotta put that down.'"
Richards later described his first opinion of the song:
:It was just a riff. I didn't think... I didn't think of it as... I woke up in the middle of the night, put it down on a [[compact audio cassette|cassette]]. I thought it was great then. Went to sleep and when I woke up, it appeared to be as useful as another album track. It was the same with Mick too at the time, you know. It goes da-da, da-da-da... and the words I'd written for that riff were I can't get no satisfaction. But it could just as well have been 'Auntie Millie's Caught Her Left Tit in the Mangle'.
==Recording a hit==
The Stones soon set about recording the song. To be precise, the group recorded it between [[May 10]] and [[May 13]] [[1965]], beginning just five days after Jagger had finished the song. Richards sang backup for Jagger's main vocals, and played the [[rhythm guitar]]. [[Jack Nitzsche]], who was working with the Stones, ended up playing the [[tambourine]] after it was decided that Jagger's attempts just didn't work.
To create the final effect heard on the release, Richards ran his guitar's sound through a [[Gibson]] [[fuzzbox]] which he had just received. He thought it would sustain the sound of the guitar to assist a [[horn]] section he had planned for "Satisfaction", but the effect was not the one he desired. Reluctant to include the sound on the release, he suggested avoiding further use of the fuzzbox. The other Stones thought the distortion effect created was great, and eventually won out over Richards.
Ironically, despite his having dreamt up the riff that created the hit (much like [[Paul McCartney]] dreamt up the tune for "[[Yesterday (song)|Yesterday]]"), much of Richards' ideas for "Satisfaction" were eventually dropped, including the horn section he had wanted.
==The release of a success==
At first, Richards was against releasing "Satisfaction" as a single, insisting that the opening riff just sounded like a ripoff of "Dancing in the Street". Jagger strongly supported a single release, and eventually won out. A single featuring "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" backed with "The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man" on the B-Side was released by [[London Records]] in [[May]] [[1965]], and the rest is history. The song made its way through the American charts, until on [[July 10]] when it reached the top. "Satisfaction" held on for a full four weeks, being knocked off on [[August 7]] by "[[I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am]]" from [[Herman's Hermits]]. Later the song was also released by [[ABKCO Records]] on ''Out of Our Heads'' in America.
In the United Kingdom, the original plan had been to put out "Satisfaction" on an [[extended play]] record. The incredible success the song had in America changed the Stones' minds however, and in [[August]] [[1965]], [[Decca Records]] released "(I Can't Get No Satisfaction)" featuring "The Spider and the Fly" on the B-Side. The song peaked at number one for two weeks, between [[September 11]] and [[September 25]], before being toppled by [[The Walker Brothers]]' "Make It Easy On Yourself".
The song's publishing rights, oddly enough, do not belong to any members of the Rolling Stones. Due to a contract they had with [[lawyer]] [[Allen Klein]] (who was later brought to court by Paul McCartney for interfering with the business affairs of the Stone's contemporaries, [[the Beatles]]) signed in order to avoid exorbitant taxes in Britain, the Stones signed over the rights to every song they wrote until [[1969]].
Despite rave enthusiasm from the public, it took a few years for any significant acclaim from members of the musical establishment to roll in. ''[[Newsweek]]'' called the opening riff "five notes that shook the world". In [[1976]], Britain's ''[[New Musical Express]]'' named "Satisfaction" as 7th among the top 100 singles of all time. Eleven years later, "Satisfaction" dropped to 82nd when the magazine recompiled the list into the top 150 singles of all time. In [[1991]], [[Vox (musical equipment)|Vox]] listed "Satisfaction" among 100 records that shook the world. In [[1999]], [[Broadcast Music Incorporated|BMI]] named "Satisfaction" as the 91st-most performed song of the [[20th century]]. The following year, [[VH1]] listed "Satisfaction" first among its "Top 100 Greatest Rock Songs". That year, "Satisfaction" also finished runner-up to "Yesterday" in a list jointly compiled by ''[[Rolling Stone]]'' and [[MTV]]. In [[2003]], ''[[Q magazine|Q]]'' placed the song 68th out of its "1001 Best Songs Ever". In [[2004]], ''[[Rolling Stone]]'''s panel of judges which included [[Art Garfunkel]] (formerly half of the duo [[Simon and Garfunkel]]) and former [[Beach Boys|Beach Boy]] [[Brian Wilson]] named "Satisfaction" as the second-greatest song of all time, "Satisfaction" coming in second only to [[Bob Dylan]]'s "Like A Rolling Stone". [http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/6596661/500songs?rnd=1121840899755&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.1212?OpenDocument]
==Lyrics and melody==
The song opens with a catchy guitar riff, launching straight into Jagger's "I can't get no... satisfaction". With the tambourine's beat, Jagger sings in a difficult to identify tone, hovering between hushed whispering commentary and a cynical protest. The verse is approached with more urgent and desperate repetitions of the phrase "and I try", and then leaps into the chorus, where the opening chords from the guitar make another appearance as Jagger half sings and half yells "I can't get no", conspicuously omitting the last word of the song's title. The song's course is then steered to a monologue where Jagger describes his irritation with the increasing commercialism of the modern world — where the radio broadcasts useless information, and when a man goes on television to tell him "how white my shirts can be". Jagger also briefly describes the stress of being a celebrity, and the tensions with his girlfriend caused by his touring. The reference in the verse to not getting a "girl with action" was fairly controversial in its day, interpreted by some listeners (and radio programmers) as a symbol for a girl willing to have sex. The song closes with a fairly low-key whisper of the song's title, whereupon Jagger suddenly leaps into a full shout of "I can't get no... satisfaction", repeating the final word into the fade-out.
The song's lyrics were extremely controversial in their day; Jagger stated that "the lyrics to this were truly threatening to an older audience. This song was perceived as an attack on the [[status quo]]". The part where Jagger addressed his romantic troubles was also perceived to be overtly sexual suggestive; when the Rolling Stones performed the song on ''[[The Ed Sullivan Show]]'' in 1966, the line "trying to make some girl" was censored.
A [[Media:Satisfactionsample.ogg|sample from the song]] is available.
==Cover versions==
"Satisfaction" had many [[cover version]]s, another striking parallel with "Yesterday" (which, as mentioned earlier, also came from a dream).
[[Otis Redding]] had some success with his [[soul music|soul]] version of the song, which appears on his album ''[[Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul]]'' ([[1966]]). This version replaced the guitar riffs with horns, just as Richards' original intention was. Redding's cover was recorded in July 1965, only two months after the Stones' single was released. Redding had never heard the original, which drew inspiration from R&B singers like Redding, and changed some of the words, including singing "satisfaction" as "satisfashion". He said, "I use a lot of words different than the Stones' version. That's because I made them up."
[[The Troggs]] also tried their hand at it, attempting a more mellow version of the song. Similarly, [[Paul Revere and the Raiders]] did a relatively faithful, though less raucous cover.
[[Devo]]'s memorable take on "Satisfaction" kept the lyrics, but radically reinterpreted the music into their own somewhat choppy, "mechanical" version; it was selected by [[The Telegraph]] as one of the 50 greatest cover versions of all time [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml;sessionid=0YYI3EIM55XSLQFIQMGCM54AVCBQU JVC?xml=/arts/2004/11/20/bmcovercont20.xml&sSheet=/arts/2004/11/20/ixtop.html&secureRefresh=true&_requestid=35206]. Another radical and irreverent reinterpretation of the song was released as a single by [[The Residents]] in [[1976]].
At the [[1995]] [[Brit Awards]] [[PJ Harvey]] and [[Björk]] performed a one-off duet of the song.
In [[May]] [[2000]], [[Britney Spears]] had a go at covering the song on her album ''[[Oops!... I Did It Again]]''. At the [[2000]] [[MTV Video Music Award|MTV Video Music Awards]], Spears performed a medley of the earlier mentioned album's title track and "Satisfaction". She began by singing "Satisfaction" in a suit, but soon she stripped off the suit in favor of much more revealing attire beneath and began singing "Oops". The performance shocked parents, who were not expecting what they viewed as sleazy from a singer who had been presenting herself as a wholesome and clean celebrity. [http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=1431]
[[Cat Power]] created a piano ballad version of the song (minus the chorus) for her [[2000]] album ''The Covers Record''.
One of the more memorable cover versions for some would be "I Can't Get No Cooperation", a version of the song with modified lyrics which was used on the American children's [[television show]], ''[[Sesame Street]]'' — the song was used as part of a segment in which a child encountered problems finding others from his age group to play with.
==References==
*[http://www.50plusmag.com/being50plus/111202krichards/111202krichards.html 50plus]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00004SCX6/002-1680877-9591268?v=glance Amazon]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://hem.bredband.net/b150211/S992.htm Acclaimed Music]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/soldonsong/songlibrary/indepth/satisfaction.shtml BBC]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.bmi.com/awards/1999/top100.asp BMI]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.keith-richards.com/ Keith-Richards.com]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.onmc.iinet.net.au/top/1965.htm Oz Net Music Chart]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*[http://www.songfacts.com/detail.lasso?id=449 Songfacts]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
*Unterberger, R. [http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=33:eju06oa471t0 AMG]. Retrieved October 11, 2004.
==External links==
*[http://letssingit.com/rolling-stones-the-i-cant-get-no-satisfaction-vbqshfh.html Lyrics]
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emsketch
08-25-2005, 02:54 AM
http://marcblackwellphotography.com/?view&img=galleries%2F2005%2F05+-+May+2005%2Fself3.jpg
spanishricehd
08-25-2005, 03:00 AM
stick it to "the man"
Bartender84
08-25-2005, 05:18 AM
I loved the Carter Beauford chants, especially when Carter did the drumbeat to it
fleckhead
08-25-2005, 08:09 AM
Sha022760
Popeye2003
08-25-2005, 10:15 AM
http://www.zetamusic.com/products/display.asp?id=37
Giant Jew
08-25-2005, 01:14 PM
surprisingly
http://netstile.evenue.net/evenue/se/bills/
bense27
08-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Nike Men's Shox Ride 2
Black/Red/Silver
spanishricehd
08-26-2005, 01:12 AM
http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/news/comments/4959/
i listen to #41
08-26-2005, 01:23 AM
wilder valderrama
bense27
08-26-2005, 01:24 AM
Cjh9315
spanishricehd
08-26-2005, 01:51 AM
Dave Matthews is an odd egg.
i listen to #41
08-26-2005, 04:57 AM
tuli
Bartender84
08-26-2005, 06:55 AM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=3292075#post3292075
fleckhead
08-26-2005, 07:40 AM
http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=kristoffer
tdowe99
08-26-2005, 07:42 AM
PWW600R7105467-948
^^^ I have no idea what that's for! ^^^
jfolden
08-26-2005, 12:10 PM
花花公子,這是「天使蒙哥馬利」那戴夫覆?#92;幾次。但是我不現在原來能夠記得誰扮演它
^ It's "Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered several times. But i can't remember right now who originally played it" in Chinese.
Mspacman14
08-26-2005, 01:41 PM
Your call is very important to us! Thanks for waiting!
jfolden
08-26-2005, 03:48 PM
Why be Brian so's funny?
Giant Jew
08-26-2005, 04:10 PM
Slave to the Traffic Light
TripPin BilLie
08-26-2005, 04:33 PM
Gingerminge Bushvoter
bense27
08-26-2005, 11:55 PM
dMb11790: my computer is like in the middle of my room right now
BobbyV03: i had to move my tv to the middle of my room...it was heavy
BobbyV03: i almost broke a few things
bense27
08-27-2005, 01:09 AM
^doesn't know that I his back is behind subway
spanishricehd
08-28-2005, 12:44 AM
08/27/2005
Dave Matthews Band
Home Depot Center
Carson, CA
Everyday
Don’t Drink the Water
American Baby Intro
i listen to #41
08-28-2005, 12:45 AM
Matthew McConaughey
bense27
08-28-2005, 12:45 AM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/images/smilies/hump.gif
CrashInto41
08-28-2005, 12:47 AM
Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey's Head
bense27
08-28-2005, 01:24 AM
^oohhhh...is getting defensive! Maybe IS flirting w/ Brian?......
SymphonyOfDeath
08-28-2005, 06:20 AM
#41 0
2 One Sweet World 0
3 Dream Girl 0
4 Crash 0
5 Rhyme and Reason 0
6 You Never Know 0
7 #34 0
8 Lie In Our Graves 0
9 Hunger for the Great Light 0
10 You Might Die Trying 0
11 Warehouse 0
12 Steady As We Go 0
13 Louisiana Bayou 0
14 Stand Up 0
15 0
16 0
17 0
closer Watchtower 0
e1 Old Dirt Hill 0
e2 0
encore closer What You Are 0
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emsketch
08-28-2005, 03:50 PM
^can handle all the lubing from now on, isn't the First Mate of Lubrication for nothing.
emsketch
08-28-2005, 05:35 PM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=3302477&postcount=15371
bense27
08-28-2005, 06:59 PM
http://www.ourmedia.org/node/2273
emsketch
08-28-2005, 11:01 PM
Does it go like this...
Uh-huh, these are the shit
All the girls let me feed you like this
Chocolate Chip pancakes can cure any phobia
Especially when there made by Matt Tobia
They make you feel better after after a night of drinking at the Limerick Pub
And all the girls who eat them always give Matt a little rub.
This shit is Chocolate, Chocolate
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E
These are the shit, these are the shit.
spanishricehd
08-28-2005, 11:59 PM
Township Auditorium Columbia, SC
i listen to #41
08-29-2005, 12:17 AM
The 14,000 Foot Mountian We Climbed
bense27
08-29-2005, 12:17 AM
warfel is a douchebag
Nitro1515
08-29-2005, 12:25 AM
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/sportsline/video/2005/08/1dmb8225.wmv
spanishricehd
08-29-2005, 02:05 AM
08/28/2005
Dave Matthews Band
Home Depot Center
Carson, CA
Pantala Naga Pampa
Rapunzel
What Would You Say
One Sweet World
When The World Ends
Stand Up
Lie In Our Graves
American Baby Intro
Dream Girl
Warehouse *
Steady As We Go
Hunger For The Great Light
Ants Marching
Stolen Away On 55th & 3rd
You Might Die Trying
Tripping Billies
All Along The Watchtower *+
Encore:
Old Dirt Hill
What You Are
Special Guests:
* Leon Mobley
+ Robert Randolph
indicates a fade into the next song
bense27
08-29-2005, 02:13 AM
+13152698686
il bacio dolce
08-29-2005, 02:36 AM
Wait. I shouldn't paste that. :lol
marchingbillies
08-29-2005, 03:54 AM
good, except I'm really bored cause most of my friends are away for the last week of summer over here which sucks, so I am quite bored......and it's very cloudy out which doesn't improve my mood.... you?
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 07:05 AM
lol that is officially the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard
mikedevoss6
08-29-2005, 07:11 AM
lol that is officially the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard
:eek :twenty4
:lol
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 07:13 AM
:eek :twenty4
:lol
:lol and you didnt even say FYI anywhere where did that come from lol
mikedevoss6
08-29-2005, 07:15 AM
:lol and you didnt even say FYI anywhere where did that come from lol
People are gonna be reading this and be like what the hell are these two kids talking about.:monkey
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 07:18 AM
People are gonna be reading this and be like what the hell are these two kids talking about.:monkey
haha yea pretty much.... you aren't using control v when you post....i have a feeling....lol....
i wish i could say i have a vague idea of what youre talking about but i just dont
mikedevoss6
08-29-2005, 07:21 AM
haha yea pretty much.... you aren't using control v when you post....i have a feeling....lol....
i wish i could say i have a vague idea of what youre talking about but i just dont
Ohhh right I forgot what this thread was about. Here's what I thought this thread really was:
here for example i wrote.."yea but im a girl...like its different though cause im a girl....so since im a girl it sounds different...being a girl i say it different though" haha ok so thats kinda what i did but not really it was like i was trying to write it different ways in hopes that i would remember the rest of the sentence
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 07:25 AM
here for example i wrote.."yea but im a girl...like its different though cause im a girl....so since im a girl it sounds different...being a girl i say it different though" haha ok so thats kinda what i did but not really it was like i was trying to write it different ways in hopes that i would remember the rest of the sentence
haha of course you chose something that makes that person sound dumb :p :rolleyes
hah yea of course i am i was sitting here like god whens she coming baaack
mikedevoss6
08-29-2005, 07:30 AM
haha of course you chose something that makes that person sound dumb :p :rolleyes
hah yea of course i am i was sitting here like god whens she coming baaack
ooh that was a good burn I must admit. But not as good as
in my opinion water tastes bad between the hours of 2am- noon
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 07:36 AM
ooh that was a good burn I must admit. But not as good as
in my opinion water tastes bad between the hours of 2am- noon
haha
haha i was sitting here like you hate spelling out for your information thats weird
mikedevoss6
08-29-2005, 07:58 AM
Look you refreshed and something was here!
haha so i keep refreshing ants like every 5 seconds and then like i know there won't be anything cause everyone is sleeping
MSJCE
08-29-2005, 08:02 AM
haha yay..
so do these kids like live with you or what
rochny89
08-29-2005, 06:44 PM
1. You Enjoy Myself
2. Tweezer
3. Chalkdust Torture
4. Mike’s Song
5. Divided Sky
6. Prince Caspian
7. Lawn Boy
8. Birds of a Feather
9. Guyute
10. 2001
11. Meat Stick
12. Weekapaug Groove
13. Loving Cup
14. Character Zero
15. First Tube
16. Slave to the Traffic Light
17. Rift
18. Waste
19. Possum
20. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
21. Makisupa Policeman
22. Catapult
23. Foam
24. Fikus
25. Simple
26. Fee
27. Run Like An Antelope
28. Bittersweet Motel
29. If I Could
30. Buried Alive
31. Bathtub Gin
32. When the Circus Comes to Town
33. Gotta Jiboo
34. Jesus Left Chicago
35. Farmhouse
36. Down With Disease
37. Axilla
38. Harry Hood
39. Wilson
40. Gumbo
41. Contact
42. Stash
43. AC/DC Bag
44. Scent of a Mule
45. Roggae
46. Heavy Things
47. Llama
48. Sample in a Jar
49. Reba
50. Wading in the Velvet Sea
51. David Bowie
52. Free
53. Piper
54. Wolfman’s Brother
55. Cavern
56. Lizards
57. Punch You in the Eye
58. Split Open and Melt
59. Bouncing Around the Room
60. Golgi Apparatus
Giant Jew
08-29-2005, 06:45 PM
automatically
karenvonb
08-29-2005, 08:15 PM
Please Be Careful With The Sliding Door. Do Not Push Into Wall Past This Sign!
i listen to #41
08-30-2005, 02:47 AM
not another teen movie
GLR87
08-30-2005, 02:48 AM
http://www.madthumbs.com/mad/perm/index.php?a=clickperm&cat=blowjob&domain=perfectgirls.net&url=http://www.perfectgirls.net
tdowe99
08-31-2005, 11:58 AM
Rule 1: Eliminate your desires. If youre with a girl and you're thinking about getting laid, you're finished. A woman can smell an agenda.
Rule 2: You have to do something excellent in her presence, therefore proving your sexual worthiness.
Rule 3: After you eliminate desire, and after you've proved your excellence, you must retreat.
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10 points to anybody who knows what that's from. :)
crashintosabine
08-31-2005, 12:01 PM
I will try to get you that daily staffing example next week to play with and see what we can do with it. Also, I think I had a Red Rocks Concert moment!!!!
ARFiredancer
08-31-2005, 12:30 PM
http://www.bandbuilder.com/vegoose/index.php?ref_code=F66923
bense27
08-31-2005, 09:21 PM
..I miss us!!
emsketch
08-31-2005, 11:45 PM
uber: used before nouns to mean 'extreme' or 'extremely good/successful'
Giant Jew
09-01-2005, 12:36 AM
hxxp://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=29H8X0M15P2N51LS0XNMMP7MY7
emsketch
09-01-2005, 02:04 AM
OklahomaMama
i listen to #41
09-01-2005, 03:05 AM
http://goodoldays.ytmnd.com/
MSJCE
09-01-2005, 05:00 AM
A moment is captured through the heart of a dancer where inspiration, passion, and strength are found. The true artist is revealed-one whose soul is a brilliant palette of creativity, elegance and style telling a visual story through intricate movements and beautiful expressions. In their soulful eyes are real portrayals of dreams unfolding before an audience.... taken. The presence, strength and beauty of dancers set them apart from the rest...
jfolden
09-01-2005, 08:29 AM
Dave Matthews Band - Live Trax Vol. 4 - Classic Amphitheatre, Richmond, VA - 4-30-96
Watchtower62
09-01-2005, 08:43 AM
what?
emsketch
09-04-2005, 07:34 AM
http://egts.ytmnd.com/
tdowe99
09-04-2005, 07:51 AM
WWW.LIBERTYCARS.VZE.COM
Giant Jew
09-04-2005, 01:06 PM
http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/recruiting/tracker/player?recruitId=22549&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fncf %2frecruiting%2ftracker%2fplayer%3frecruitId%3d225 49
dre2142
09-04-2005, 01:09 PM
http://www.quacked.co.uk/video/yucko.wmv
karenvonb
09-04-2005, 02:23 PM
Franklin Square
winterscold
09-04-2005, 02:29 PM
The B-52s
DMBfan41
09-04-2005, 02:36 PM
hxxp://www.ire-sanity.com/dmb/
purplehaze18
09-04-2005, 03:58 PM
my super league:
Flamboyant Atack boy
Shiney Woman Who is Easily distracted a.k.a Fred
Ytac Woman
Awesome super cool kick ass super amazing awesome awesomazingly funtasticly super Man!
Wedgie Woman
Bananatackling Man
MR. FUCK YOU MAN
SUPERLY AWESOME DRIVING WOMAN
spanishricehd
09-05-2005, 11:49 PM
mierda española
canción de pene
il bacio dolce
09-05-2005, 11:51 PM
"The secret of life: You must be nothing but will.
Know what you want and do it.
Know what you are doing and why you are doing it, every minute of the day.
All will and all control.
Send everything else to hell!"
~ Ayn Rand
bense27
09-05-2005, 11:53 PM
Summer Oh fiiVe; where you spend all day in your bikini - and all night looking for it
Bartender84
09-06-2005, 01:37 AM
This is very good. I don't think they'll do a run of 4 SU songs two nights in a row, and since AB has yet to be played, it means Steady or ODH is very likely for E1. Cmon, Steady!
spanishricehd
09-06-2005, 08:16 PM
Electonic Arts vient d'annoncer avoir signé un accord avec Dave Matthews Band (connu pour "Under The Table And Dreaming Play-It-Like-It-Is Guitar" ou encore "Everyday") pour la soundtrack de l'intro de Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06. Sans plus attendre, les deux parties du contrat n'ont pu s'empêcher de nous glisser quelques mots :
"This is the first time we've had a song in a videogame, but it seems appropriate because we're all fans of Tiger and EA Sports. So it feels natural that, if we were going to end up in a video game, it would be next to him. When we were recording 'Stand Up' in the studio, everyone had this reaction that it reminded them of sports. So I think it was the only song that would really be right for the game," dira Dave Matthews.
"The sound of golf is not an easy one to define, but with Dave Matthews Band, we've found the perfect anthem for Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06," said Steve Schnur, Worldwide Executive of Music and Music Marketing at EA. "In this year's game, we are delivering a score that helps bring the player deeper into the experience."
D'autre part, voici la soundtrack complète et officielle de Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 :
• Dave Matthews: Band Stand Up (For It)
• David Holmes: Tub Scene Part 2
• David Holmes: Foley
• Supreme Beings of Leisure: Golddigger
• Supreme Beings of Leisure: Under The Gun
• Thievery Corporation: Holographic Universe
• Thievery Corporation: Revolution Solution
• Thievery Corporation: The Supreme Illusion
• Thievery Corporation: Warning Shots
• Thievery Corporation: All That We Perceive
• Thievery Corporation: Un Simple Histoire (A Simple History)
• Thievery Corporation: Libration Front
• Thunderball: Golden
• Thunderball: On The Sly
seek up and #41
09-06-2005, 09:57 PM
Dave Matthews Band
August 31, 2005
Journal Pavilion, Albuquerque, NM
spanishricehd
09-06-2005, 10:00 PM
when i opened the cd thing itself,
karenvonb
09-06-2005, 10:02 PM
How would somebody MY age know that?
MSJCE
09-06-2005, 10:33 PM
http://www.jambajuice.com/
emsketch
09-06-2005, 11:03 PM
being dumped after a year of serious dating
pathlessroads
09-06-2005, 11:11 PM
:hearts:
BigAlbinoSmurf
09-07-2005, 02:40 AM
cajon
i didnt know what this thing was, had to wiki it!
dreadd41
09-09-2005, 01:30 AM
A top model brasileira Gisele Bündchen compareceu nesta quinta-feira à abertura da exposição Dez Anos de Sexy, que está em cartaz numa grande loja da grife de lingerie Victoria's Secret em Nova York.
janktified
09-12-2005, 06:27 PM
hxxp://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1M3A1UFHX4Q24106GBLLH0VG5V
Bartender84
09-12-2005, 07:55 PM
It was a friendly argument. I'd call it more like a competition
Oh, and I was right :D
Sami22782
09-12-2005, 07:58 PM
http://by7fd.bay7.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/compose?curmbox=F000000005&a=0ccc58abe55bb1137be8a48843012d2ae2f4af358cc8e8c8 83c7b8f5d3c656b2&mailto=1&to=tedarmstrong_001@hotmail.co.uk&msg=MSG1126518040.13&start=25722&len=3053&src=&type=x
spanishricehd
09-13-2005, 05:00 PM
09/12/2005
Dave Matthews Band
Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Morrison, CO
Recently *
Drive In Drive Out
Typical Situation
Everyday
Everybody Wake Up
Old Dirt Hill
Hunger For The Great Light
American Baby Intro
Dream Girl
Jimi Thing *
Exodus *+~
Louisiana Bayou *+Ä
Encore:
Smooth Rider *
Too Much *
Special Guests:
* Rashawn Ross
+ Robert Randolph
~ Ivan Neville
Ä David casT
asmjm39
09-20-2005, 12:58 AM
http://www.ufck.org/forums/showthread.php?t=102133
purplehaze18
09-20-2005, 01:03 AM
Keep your Goddamn pants on this time. And please dont set me on fire!
fleckhead
09-20-2005, 01:19 AM
https://lists.fsn.hu/pipermail/odp/2005-September/000053.html
spanishricehd
09-21-2005, 12:54 AM
Durante el mes de agosto, España recibió 7,2 millones de turistas, un 5,5% más que el año anterior. En los ocho primeros meses del año la cifra de turistas se eleva al récord de 38,7 millones, un 6% más que durante el mismo periodo del año anterior. Cataluña se consolida como el principal destino turístico y los británicos son los turistas más numerosos, tras alemanes y franceses. El avión es el medio más usado por los turistas.
Cada vez hay más turistas que visitan España. Durante los primeros ocho meses del año llegaron 38,7 millones de extranjeros, lo que supone un récord de visitas internacionales. Esta cifra representa una mejora del 6% respecto al mismo periodo del ejercicio anterior. Sólo en el mes de agosto, 7,2 millones de turistas entraron en el territorio español, un 5,5% más que el mismo mes de 2004, según datos de Frontur, dependiente del Ministerio de Industria.
Por destino, Cataluña y Baleares acaparan casi la mitad del turismo internacional. Cataluña es el principal destino, con 10 millones de visitas en los ocho primeros meses del año, el 26% del total. Durante el mes de agosto, dos millones de extranjeros visitaron Cataluña, un 12,1% más. La comunidad catalana fue el destino del 27,2% de los turistas que llegaron a España en agosto.
Baleares es el segundo destino que más visitas recibe. Cerca de 1,6 millones de turistas llegaron a las islas durante el pasado agosto, el 22% del total. Durante los primeros ocho meses Baleares recibió siete millones de turistas, un 18,2% del total. Andalucía es el tercer destino preferido por los turistas, representa el 15,3% de las visitas de agosto, y el 14,5% durante los primeros ocho meses del año.
Canarias y Valencia ocupan el cuarto y quinto lugar entre las preferencias de los extranjeros que visitan España.
Aragón y Cantabria son las regiones donde más ha crecido con el 67,3% (170.653 visitantes) y el 50,3% (186.879 visitantes).
Reino Unido es el país que más turistas aporta; 1,9 millones de británicos visitaron España en agosto, un 3,5% más que el año precedente. Entre enero y agosto, 11 millones de británicos llegaron a España, principalmente al litoral mediterráneo. Francia es el segundo mercado emisor en agosto y el tercero desde principios de año; 1,6 millones de franceses visitaron España en agosto y 6,5 millones entre enero y agosto, un 16,5% más que en los primeros ocho meses de 2004. Además, en agosto llegaron 1,1 millones de alemanes y 6,7 entre enero y agosto, un 3,8% más que en 2004.
El avión es el medio de transporte más utilizado por los turistas para llegar a España. En agosto, el 63,6% de los turistas llegaron vía aérea, un 3,3% más que el año anterior. Un total de 27,8 millones de turistas llegaron por avión durante los primeros ocho meses del año. Además, el 62,6% de los turistas se alojaron en establecimientos hoteleros, un 5,1% más que en los primeros ocho meses del año pasado. El resto, tres millones de turistas, se alojó en vivienda propia o alquilada.
El grueso de los extranjeros que llegaron a España durante agosto, lo hicieron sin haber contratado ningún paquete turístico, el 64,7% del total. Cada vez son más los turistas que viajan de este modo, un 16,7% más que en 2004.
GLR87
09-21-2005, 12:59 AM
7536aab
spanishricehd
09-21-2005, 01:02 AM
m 7/20/99
shoda
09-21-2005, 01:04 AM
Every year campus career fairs are held for students to explore career opportunities and to make connections with recruiters. Although many students do not attend the career fairs, those that do tend to view the event as an opportunity to “window shop” rather than actually purchase a career opportunity. From my own observations of students at fairs, many tend to walk around picking up flyers, pamphlets, and the “freebie” handouts such as key chains and highlighters. Although the free handouts can be fun to collect, a career fair is also the perfect opportunity for students to shake a recruiter’s hand and collect business cards, names, and addresses so that they may submit their information to the company. A career fair can be a great tool for students to jump start their career searches and even secure full-time opportunities. To do so, however, requires skill, effort, and knowledge of how to “work” a career fair.
Popeye2003
09-21-2005, 01:24 AM
09.12.05 blows the MSG one away.
SymphonyOfDeath
09-21-2005, 07:36 AM
Matt 09-13-2005 11:08 AM
by rapunzelstone 112 3,558
DMB Compliations: Best of Summer 2005 Bonus Disc
dm40band Today 05:32 AM
by SymphonyOfDeath 3 44
Take a download/Leave a download (Audio) Thread ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )
scotty12 Today 05:01 AM
by carlosz1021 21,963 752,835
9/20/05 MSG Dave w/ Jimmy Buffett Heart of Gold mp3
grant33 Today 04:39 AM
by bmddmb 10 245
could I have been @ red rocks..?
Doooshins Today 03:52 AM
by duane26 2 27
least favorite dmb song ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )
swrinks Today 03:41 AM
by MistreatedLewis 392 5,209
ALLTIME Favorite Song/Version
LyingInGrave Today 03:41 AM
by arizonalovesyou 10 107
diggin' a ditch
tractor Today 03:38 AM
by MistreatedLewis 17 187
Everyday Bonus CD (AUS)
Fishbulb290 Today 03:28 AM
by Fishbulb290 21 241
Download: 09/20/05 Dave & Jimmy Buffet "Heart of Gold" Video
I have no idea why this is my Ctrl V:lol
tdowe99
09-23-2005, 07:30 AM
Christina Ricci
c/o International Creative Management
8942 Wilshire Blvd.,
Beverly Hills,
CA 90211
USA
or
Christina Ricci
40 W. 57th St.
New York NY 10019
fleckhead
09-23-2005, 07:44 AM
Dave & Tim--Radio City Music Hall, NY, NY--3/22/03 DISK 1 ONLY
tdowe99
09-23-2005, 09:25 AM
<a href="../look/" target="_new"><img src="look.jpg" alt="Look of the Century" border="0"></a>
<br><a href="../look/" target="_new">Look of the Century</a> - a class final project <i>(note: go to Leisure, and then Postcards)</i><br>
djurzi
09-23-2005, 10:41 AM
http://www.mcnichol.com/bnp/
timber387
09-23-2005, 11:08 AM
http://home.wanadoo.nl/patrick_w/patrick_w/Voorbeeld/Pics/liam_middle_finger.jpg
bense27
09-24-2005, 12:26 AM
riffler8
SideshowRob
09-24-2005, 12:28 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fatcroc.html
spanishricehd
09-24-2005, 12:57 AM
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1510206/09232005/matthews_dave.jhtml?_requestid=408341
timber387
09-25-2005, 09:28 AM
http://i.mugglenet.com/gof/poster_fleurron.jpg
really nice :)
fleckhead
09-25-2005, 11:55 AM
smite
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 03:59 AM
so it looks like there is going to be a video on the hanso site soon...
http://www.thehansofoundation.org/images/
Bartender84
10-06-2005, 04:52 AM
Best Of What's Around
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 04:53 AM
>:|...
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:02 AM
love=lame
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:07 AM
love=lame
i hear that
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:09 AM
i hear that
how? dont' you have a gf of 3 years how can that be lame?
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:11 AM
how? dont' you have a gf of 3 years how can that be lame?
well... my good friend... that may be a pm for another night... or tonight if you arent going to do your homework
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:14 AM
well... my good friend... that may be a pm for another night... or tonight if you arent going to do your homework
screw the hw im all ears....
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:16 AM
screw the hw im all ears....
really?
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:27 AM
really?
for sure
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:29 AM
for sure
ok if i must ;) ... ill get on that in just a minute
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:32 AM
ok if i must ;) ... ill get on that in just a minute
haha ok
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:36 AM
its hard to find time with all these threads that i have to keep up with
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:40 AM
haha yea i know what you mean
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:43 AM
word
MSJCE
10-06-2005, 06:46 AM
homes
skywalker_009
10-06-2005, 06:49 AM
#1 in tha hood g
watchtower08
10-06-2005, 10:56 PM
I don't want to die, obviously, but really, the wonder of life is amplified by the fact that it ends. If it went on forever, it would be such a tiresome thing and we'd all be so bored: 'What are we going to do today?' 'Just live again, I suppose
timber387
10-07-2005, 09:27 AM
Babyshambles
skywalker_009
10-09-2005, 05:22 AM
hxxp://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36NHAMVS995EO1VBABAQP023LJ
IlliniGal
10-09-2005, 07:45 AM
Timbo****: oh damn bumpo
Timbo****: u've got mad suitors
tdowe99
10-09-2005, 09:05 AM
Deutsche Reichsbahn
2steppinKJ
10-09-2005, 09:12 AM
mayfil dtaritnoi
JoeOfwhereIam
10-09-2005, 10:48 AM
http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1705.html
Ascf33
10-09-2005, 05:23 PM
Hzjbpxz4pf
SweetLillyM
10-09-2005, 10:30 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/gator_python;_ylt=Ai7UmbQH1HFYp5rt6Ex8cSjtiBIF;_yl u=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Bartender84
10-10-2005, 03:30 AM
That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker
IlliniGal
10-10-2005, 04:27 AM
meijer & horseshoe burgers...a typical sunday night.
2steppinKJ
10-10-2005, 07:25 AM
http://www.guitartek.com/images/jpgsmall/T24.jpg
fleckhead
10-10-2005, 08:01 AM
jeunet
Bartender84
10-10-2005, 02:10 PM
http://www.thetailsection.com/hatch4.jpg
PedroPSK
10-10-2005, 02:11 PM
0210OctSub
spanishricehd
10-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Warehouse Vol.3
Dougie981641
10-13-2005, 11:09 AM
well open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find the love love love love
listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me
i like peaceful melodies
it's your god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved
Kdog900
10-13-2005, 03:50 PM
Parsippany
Popeye2003
10-13-2005, 03:52 PM
http://www.lost-tv.nl/Wallpapers/Evangeline_Lilly4.jpg
il bacio dolce
10-13-2005, 03:54 PM
http://chubi.barkbark.net/albums/indonesia/people/medan6.jpg
That's Brenda's cake from this morning. :lol
PedroPSK
10-13-2005, 04:03 PM
Michael Pereira says:
work with Jaime going forward
Michael Pereira says:
his extension is 7049
Your Better Half - determining brain lateralization - Brief Article
Discover, June, 1999 by Eric Haseltine
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Save a personal copy of this article and quickly find it again with Furl.net. It's free! Save it.
How to tell which side of brain is controlling your life
You probably write with a particular hand, kick with a particular foot, peer through a telescope with a particular eye, and raise the telephone receiver to a particular ear.
Each of these habits says more about your brain than it does about your body parts, because handedness, footedness, eyedness, and earedness (actual neurological terms) are different manifestations of what brain researchers call hemispheric lateralization.
Hemispheric refers to the division of the brain into left and right halves, and lateralization describes the brain's tendency to make the two halves specialize in controlling different functions. Most people favor their right hands and feet, for example, because the left halves of their brains, which control the right sides of their bodies, are better suited for fine movements. The left hemisphere also supports speech in the vast majority of people, and there is growing evidence that the left brain is superior when it comes to analyzing fine details in vision, audition, and touch. The right cerebral hemisphere, by contrast, does a better job than the left in reading facial expressions, decoding tone of voice in speech, and comprehending the big picture in visual, auditory, and tactile stimuli.
Lateralization is a hot area of research because cognitive and behavioral differences between the hemispheres can be correlated with corresponding differences in size, weight, cell density, neurochemistry, and physiology to help understand how the brain encodes information and performs tasks.
purplehaze18
10-13-2005, 04:34 PM
purplehaze3218 (1:27:01 AM): next time ill just give up and never speak to her again
tdowe99
10-13-2005, 05:02 PM
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/
Disco Stu
10-13-2005, 10:57 PM
It's hard to tell
What you even think about me now
Even if we're together
You act like you're by yourself
bense27
10-13-2005, 11:01 PM
http://static.flickr.com/33/50990518_8133865394.jpg?v=0
PedroPSK
10-14-2005, 12:16 PM
set ssl
custom errors
isapi filter
missing jumplinks
repin files
GLR87
10-14-2005, 02:28 PM
horizontal
dmb1spe
10-18-2005, 01:10 PM
On September 17, 2005 several DRL staff members established an elite gathering for the top one percent of its socialites. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of celebratory school pride and to insure that the handful of people who attended were the best football fanatics in the world.
They succeeded.
Today, the rest of the world calls it borderline obsession.
The particiapnts call it:
DRL TOPGUN TAILGATE TEAM 2005
And for those of you who caught the reference... excellent work.
This Saturday again commences the festivities of a DRL Tailgate. The game is at noon, which does cramp the style of the tailgate a small bit, but early morning hours wasn't an excuse for the Dunkin' Donuts man... and it won't be for us either.
Festivities officially kick off at 8am at my apartment. Feel free to swing by for some breakfast and memosas (the official drink of the 10/1/05 event). We should hit the tailgate lot, which is behind the Center for Young Children in Lot 2 at approximately 9:30... with us making our way to Byrd Stadium at approximately 11:30am. At the tailgate lot there will be snacks, beverages, football tossing, and good tunes to celebrate a pending Terps victory over those hated UVA Cavaliers.
RSVP's are welcome, so I can plan ahead, but I won't kick you out if you don't. :)
And remember in the DRL TopGun Tailgate Team, there's no points for second place.
DMBfan22J
10-18-2005, 05:11 PM
Close Proximity to everything
spanishricehd
10-20-2005, 05:23 PM
http://www.livedaily.com/news/Dave_Matthews_and_Friends_heading_out_to_sea-8980.html?t=98
bense27
10-20-2005, 05:25 PM
dMb11790: you have to drag it to the box that says "drag album artwork here"
spanishricehd
10-20-2005, 05:26 PM
"Louisiana Bayou," Dave Matthews Band and Robert Randolph
GLR87
10-21-2005, 02:22 PM
[ open on interior, Mr. Tarkanian's office, as he interviews a Job Applicant ]
Mr. Tarkanian: And we offer full benefits, and three weeks' paid vacation.
Job Applicant: Oh? Three weeks? Wow!
Mr. Tarkanian: Yeah.. I'm not gonna lie to you, Kirk, you're very high on our list, and we want you to work here very much. So, what do you think?
Job Applicant: I, uh.. I think I want the job.
Mr. Tarkanian: Fantastic!
Job Applicant: Oh, excellent!
Mr. Tarkanian: Great. So, we'll give you a pass key, and assign you a desk and a parking space, and..
Female Employee: [ timidly approaches ] Excuse me, Mr. Tarkanian?
Mr. Tarkanian: [ angry ] Why are you interrupting me?!
Female Employee: Well, I just thought that..
Mr. Tarkanian: You thought?! You DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM BUSY!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!! I do NOT want you to pull this AMATEUR BULLCRAP, ALRIGHT?!! I'm a PROFESSIONAL! Do you HEAR me?!! Do you UNDERSTAND ME?!!
Female Employee: [ frightened ] Yes.. Mr. Tarkanian.. [ runs out of office ]
Mr. Tarkanian: [ returns to Job Applicant as though nothing had happened ] So, you should probably go to Personnel and get started on your paperwork..
Job Applicant: [ bewildered ] What, what was that about..?
Mr. Tarkanian: Oh.. oh, sorry you had to see that.. she can, uh, she can be a real bitch! [ laughs ] Hey, you're timing is perfect - we're having the company barbecue next month. I hope you like barbecues.
Job Applicant: Oh, I enojy barbecue quite a bit, actually!
Mr. Tarkanian: Good.
Male Employee: [ enters ] Here you are, Mr. Tarkanian, the new copy's finished.
Mr. Tarkanian: [ looks it over ] Okay, you know what? I don't know if I would have done this.. yeah.
Male Employee: Is there a problem with it, or..?
Mr. Tarkanian: [ stands ] You do NOT hand in CRAP like THIS!! This looks like you took a CRAP or a DUMP in the PRINTER!! You are SCUM!! I should FIRE you and BURN down your FRIGGIN' HOUSE!! I am THIS close to RAPING YOU!!
Male Employee: I'm sorry.. [ exits ]
Job Applicant: [ tries not to laugh ]
Mr. Tarkanian: Office politics. Sometimes I think this place is like "Ally McBeal".
Job Applicant: Is this.. is this how you deal with your employees?
Mr. Tarkanian: What?
Job Applicant: Uh.. I.. I'm not sure I want to work in this kind of environment.
Mr. Tarkanian: [ looks at his Secretary ] Hold on a second..
Secretary: [ tending a personal call ] Car accident?! Oh, my God, is he okay..?
Mr. Tarkanian: HEY!! HEY!! NOT ON MY WATCH!! NO PERSONAL PHONE CALLS!! ALRIGHT?! I SHOULD POUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH!! USE COMPANY TIME TO TALK TO YOUR DISGUSTING WHORE FRIENDS?!! NO!! [ hangs up phone ] YOU DO NOT DO THIS!! YOU DO NOT!! [ bitch-slaps her ]
Secretary: [ cries ]
Mr. Tarkanian: [ casually returns to his desk ] Hey-ey-ey! Just takin' care of some business! You want to go out for a beer and celebrate?
Job Applicant: I-I-I don't think I want to work here..
Mr. Tarkanian: Why? What's wrong? [ Black Employee enters eating a donut ] HEY!! HEY!!
Black Employee: [ confused ] What is it, Mr. Tarkanian?
Mr. Tarkanian: [ stands ] Oh, thank you, that's exactly the response I'm looking for! [ kicks Black Employee down ] Now, get up! GET UP, you CRAZY BLACK MAN! I’m going to make you DRINK my PISS!! [ fumbles with his zipper ]
Black Employee: [ scared ] Hey, are you crazy, man?!!
Mr. Tarkanian: [ primal scream ] I am a STRONG man!! ANYONE in this office, take a RUN AT ME!!
Scott Jurgenson: [ enters carrying a trident and a net ] Mr. Tarkanian!! I am ready to take you!! I have been LIFTING WEIGHTS and doing COCAINE all day!! And I want a BIG PIECE of YOU, sir!!
Mr. Tarkanian: [ excited ] OHHHHHH!!! SCOTT JURGENSON!! I LOVE it!! I am ACTUALLY gonna MURDER YOU!!
[ Scott attempts to attack Mr. Tarkanian with the trident, but Tarkanian punches him in the face and seizes the trident away, then pushes Scott to the ground and stabs him thirty-three times with the trident, as Job Applicant watches in horror ]
Mr. Tarkanian: [ finished, nonchalantly returns to his desk ] Alright.. sorry to keep you waiting.. let's get you logged on to your computer.
Job Applicant: You are a terrible, terrible man!
Mr. Tarkanian: Well.. I'm a stickler! We take a lot of pride around here. It's not easy running the best - well, the fourth best - in-flight magazine in the business.
Job Applicant: I don't really think I want to work here, thank you.
Mr. Tarkanian: Well, that's a real shame. That article you wrote for Continental about Peter Falk's favorite restaurants in San Fransisco really turned some heads around here.
Job Applicant: You just murdered one of your employees with a trident!
Mr. Tarkanian: You know what? Just work here, okay? Take some time to weigh the pros and cons. Pros: you'll be working for a slightly-above in-flight magazine, for $22,400 a year; cons: me, kicking you 'til there's blood in your stool, then grabbing your wife's boobies while you're tied up with a racquetball shoved in your mouth. Now, balance it out, and think about it..
Job Applicant: [ stands ] I just don't think I want to work here!
Mr. Tarkanian: Fair enough. Ordinarily, I'd whip your nuts with a car antenna for that kind of callous attitude - but you thought about it, and you don't want to work here. [ spots Secretary exiting the office ] HEY!! YOU GET BACK HERE!! [ chases screaming secretary out of office ]
spanishricehd
10-23-2005, 08:29 PM
: pissed:
skywalker_009
10-23-2005, 08:44 PM
i got nothing
BrahmaBull
10-23-2005, 09:43 PM
royalflush
tdowe99
10-23-2005, 10:13 PM
i'm gonna get going for a bit before work. It's nice talking to you
bense27
10-23-2005, 10:42 PM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002OXOZC.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
spanishricehd
10-24-2005, 07:07 PM
i'll be back as soon as i do it again
fleckhead
10-24-2005, 10:42 PM
http://db.etree.org/xacjed
spanishricehd
10-24-2005, 10:43 PM
On the Rocks
brendangen412
10-24-2005, 10:50 PM
ILa IBella Vita
bense27
10-24-2005, 11:34 PM
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/6529/ignbabesinterviewerikaseifred2.th.jpg (http://img480.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ignbabesinterviewerikaseifred2.jpg)
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