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[GLR87]

Oct 14, 2005 7:58 PM
Subject: important message about your brother
Body: In august john went to "Jim Flynn's" party and things got out of hand....he started to wrestle strange men and it was driving me mad...so when he passed out from drinking to many zima's and mike's hard lemonades I took him into the bathroom and touched his weiner...I dont know why and its been eating me up inside since then I dont know what to do or where to run....
CARL

p.s. I liked it...

[spanishricehd]

Puesto tiene miedo shannon.

[tdowe99]

Thank you for looking over my resume, and I look forward to talking to you soon.

[spanishricehd]

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[bense27]

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[bense27]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp
that wasn't even scary:lol

[brendangen412]

If your partner resists wearing a condom, here are some helpful things to say:

“This is very important to me, and it should be to you, too.”
“It’s okay, if you don’t have one, I do.”
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[tdowe99]

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Used it for an away message

[GLR87]

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Todd says:
Do you want to go to the hydro deli for lunch today?
Scott says:
2 days in row, Todd?
Scott says:
you're hooked!
Joe says:
i could do a salad
Scott says:
That's a yes, by the way
Joe says:
how about the place next to sushi?
Joe says:
scott and i went there a bit ago
Todd says:
would 12:15 or 12:30 work?
Joe says:
nevermind, i need to save money
Scott says:
ya, $$$$ is an issue
Joe says:
sure. btw, i'm posting a few dividends today
Scott says:
post away!
Joe says:
widely held adr's that aren't really adr's
Scott says:
adr's in disguise
Scott says:
crafty sob's
Joe says:
it's like living in a dream - i never know what's real
Scott says:
living in a dream? that's like everyday for me....
Joe says:
actually, today at hydro there is a wonderful special
Todd says:
you should go
Scott says:
mmmmm, do tell
Joe says:
i don't remember what it is, but i'm in
Todd says:
tortellini with pesto
Joe says:
ah, yes, that's it!
Scott says:
oh, that sounds marvelous
Joe says:
now i'm excited
Scott says:
can I get a Yipee?
Joe says:
YIPPEE
Scott says:
that's the spirit
Scott says:
oh happy day!
Todd says:
our conversation sounds so polite, it seems like it is between 75 year old church ladys
Scott says:
I was imagining everyone with British accents
Joe says:
when jesus washed

Todd has left the conversation.

Joe says:
i think i scared him away with religion
Scott says:
thats so taboo
Scott says:
he's very sensitive
Joe says:
it's a touchy subject for a lot of people
Scott says:
we'll try and convert him at lunch
Scott says:
he will succomb to our mind-control
Joe says:
okay
Joe says:
we need a guitar though
Scott says:
and a tuning fork
Joe says:
it only works with an acoustic guitar or chains
Scott says:
and a bag of lettuce
Joe says:
palm leaves would work in place of lettuce
Scott says:
that might be hard to come at this time of day
Scott says:
maybe we could just use grass clippings
Joe says:
i don't have any grass to clip
Scott says:
oh, we're in trouble then
Joe says:
let's pray
Scott says:
.............and, amen!
Joe says:
amen
Scott says:
hey........what religion are we??
Joe says:
our hair is too short for the good ones
Scott says:
dont shriners have short hair
Joe says:
i don't know, they always wear a fez
Scott says:
a fez? is that what those hats are called?
Joe says:
yes, they are named after fez, morroco which is their celebrated city
Joe says:
a good work for scrabble if you're ever stuck with a z
Scott says:
you are simply a wealth of knowledge
Joe says:
oh, my roommate wants to meet you
Scott says:
now your playing matchmaker?
Joe says:
next week, we should have her make dinner.
Joe says:
no, i'm just hungry
Scott says:
me too
Scott says:
did you tell her how inspirational I am?
Joe says:
yes. i didn't mention why though...keeps you mysterious
Scott says:
maybe I should where a mask at dinner.......that would be really mysterious
Scott says:
and kind of creepy
Scott says:
chicks dig that
Joe says:
yep. good luck
Scott says:
do you have a mask I could borrow?
Joe says:
sure. don't think i'll be needing it
Scott says:
yeah, she's already seen you, huh?
Joe says:
oh yeah. she knows better

[bense27]

good job ahnna...good job

[spanishricehd]

wtf happened to these guys?

[qm247]

"Monkey Man"

great monkey man is going the distance
the lucky one's going to get it all
loving life now
living on top
oh lucky ones always get it all

oh i'm hungry
don't wanna die like a little dog
gonna take what i can get
i'm the monkey man
with the great great monkey plan

this crazy crazy little man
you've got yourself entangled

oh i'd love to lie to myself
to say everything is fine now
we got to keep it up or fall behind
i got to keep it up or lose the edge we found
drive faster
build higher still higher
dig deeper down til it's down in the ground
it's found used up and then thrown out

crazy crazy little man
what do you think you're doing here

big beautiful world just for us
good use we must put it to
any way i can think to use it up
what will i tell my grandson's grandsons

i could weave a fairy tale
of great bible thumping scale
when he stands empty hands on his empty land
that's what happened here great great monkey man

where did you think grey was the color of bliss
you think i don't know quite what to say
but i'm worried for myself in this

i'm hungry
don't wanna die like a little dog
well i eat what i can get
from the monkey man
great great monkey plan

crazy crazy man
man you've got yourself down in a pickle

crazy crazy monkey man
who is the one in the middle

dead

take a walk
cross the ice
melts too quickly
for us to reach the other side
it's cold in here
but the sun shines bright out
it warms this up here
oh the tide is rising higher
look it's strange floating by
looks just like arms that
flow out and ride now i will
golden age
these golden times
our golden days seem to have us
hypnotized or blind well

[bense27]

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[Route2]

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051030171109990007&ncid=NWS00010000000001

i had to read up on my friendly, warm college town

[dh4645]

I like fudge packing in the morning and sometimes in the evening

[neumdogg]

they are running 5 minutes late on the call

[kjzz12]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=2
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[brendangen412]

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[dpresti]

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[dh4645]

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[brendangen412]

A friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumour is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend's a little sex maniac. He's always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it's going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.

So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

At home, he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. He slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then, nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except it hurts.

Then, this kid, his mom yells it's supper time. She says to come down, right now.

He works the carrot out and stashes the slippery, filthy thing in the dirty clothes under his bed.

After dinner, he goes to find the carrot, and it's gone. All his dirty clothes, while he ate dinner, his mom grabbed them all to do laundry. No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with lube and stinky.

This friend of mine, he waits months under a black cloud, waiting for his folks to confront him. And they never do. Ever. Even now that he's grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party. Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents' grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them. That something too awful to name.

Another friend of mine, a kid from school, his older brother in the Navy said how guys in the Middle East jack off different than we do here. This brother was stationed in some camel country where the public market sells what could be fancy letter openers. Each fancy tool is just a thin rod of polished brass or silver, maybe as long as your hand, with a big tip at one end, either a big metal ball or the kind of fancy carved handle you'd see on a sword. This Navy brother says how Arab guys get their dick hard and then insert this metal rod inside the whole length of their boner. They jack off with the rod inside, and it makes getting off so much better. More intense.

It's this big brother who travels around the world, sending back French phrases. Russian phrases. Helpful jack-off tips.

After this, the little brother, one day he doesn't show up at school. That night, he calls to ask if I'll pick up his homework for the next couple weeks. Because he's in the hospital.

He's got to share a room with old people getting their guts worked on. He says how they all have to share the same television. All he's got for privacy is a curtain. His folks don't come and visit. On the phone, he says how right now his folks could just kill his big brother in the Navy.

On the phone, the kid says how-the day before-he was just a little stoned. At home in his bedroom, he was flopped on the bed. He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off. This is after he's heard from his Navy brother. That helpful hint about how Arabs beat off. The kid looks around for something that might do the job. A ballpoint pen's too big. A pencil's too big and rough. But dripped down the side of the candle, there's a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work. With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle. He rolls it smooth between the palms of his hands. Long and smooth and thin.

Stoned and horny, he slips it down inside, deeper and deeper into the piss slit of his boner. With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work.

Even now, he says those Arab guys are pretty damn smart. They've totally reinvented jacking off. Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid can't keep track of the wax. He's one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isn't sticking out anymore.

The thin wax rod, it's slipped inside. All the way inside. So deep inside he can't even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube.

From downstairs, his mom shouts it's supper time. She says to come down, right now. This wax kid and the carrot kid are different people, but we all live pretty much the same life.

It's after dinner when the kid's guts start to hurt. It's wax, so he figured it would just melt inside him and he'd pee it out. Now his back hurts. His kidneys. He can't stand straight.

This kid talking on the phone from his hospital bed, in the background you can hear bells ding, people screaming. Game shows.

The X-rays show the truth, something long and thin, bent double inside his bladder. This long, thin V inside him, it's collecting all the minerals in his piss. It's getting bigger and rougher, coated with crystals of calcium, it's bumping around, ripping up the soft lining of his bladder, blocking his piss from getting out. His kidneys are backed up. What little that leaks out his dick is red with blood.

This kid and his folks, his whole family, them looking at the black X-ray with the doctor and the nurses standing there, the big V of wax glowing white for everybody to see, he has to tell the truth. The way Arabs get off. What his big brother wrote him from the Navy.

On the phone, right now, he starts to cry.

They paid for the bladder operation with his college fund. One stupid mistake, and now he'll never be a lawyer.

Sticking stuff inside yourself. Sticking yourself inside stuff. A candle in your dick or your head in a noose, we knew it was going to be big trouble.

What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool. With one deep breath, I'd kick my way to the bottom and slip off my swim trucks. I'd sit down there for two, three, four minutes.

Just from jacking oft' I had huge lung capacity. If I had the house to myself, I'd do this all afternoon. After I'd finally pump out my stuff, my sperm, it would hang there in big, fat, milky gobs.

After that was more diving, to catch it all. To collect it and wipe each handful in a towel. That's why it was called Pearl Diving. Even with chlorine, there was my sister to worry about. Or, Christ almighty, my mom.

That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, thinking she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle. In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.

The best part of Pearl Diving was the inlet port for the swimming pool filter and the circulation pump. The best part was getting naked and sitting on it.

As the French would say, Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer.

One minute I'm settling on the pool bottom and the sky is wavy, light blue through eight feet of water above my head. The world is silent except for the heartbeat in my ears. My yellow striped swim trunks are looped around my neck for safe keeping, just in case a friend, a neighbour, anybody shows up to ask why I skipped football practice. The steady suck of the pool inlet hole is lapping at me and I'm grinding my skinny white ass around on that feeling.

One minute I've got enough air and my dick's in my hand. My folks are gone at their work and my sister's got ballet. Nobody's supposed to be home for hours.

My hand brings me right to getting off, and I stop. I swim up to catch another big breath. I dive down and settle on the bottom.

I do this again and again.

This must be why girls want to sit on your face. The suction is like taking a dump that never ends. My dick hard and getting my butt eaten out, I do not need air. My heartbeat in my ears, I stay under until bright stars of light start worming around in my eyes. My legs straight out, the back of each knee rubbed raw against the concrete bottom. My toes are turning blue, my toes and fingers wrinkled from being so long in the water.

And then I let it happen. The big white gobs start spouting. The pearls. It's then I need some air. But when I go to kick off against the bottom, I can't. I can't get my feet under me. My ass is stuck.

Emergency paramedics will tell you that every year about 150 people get stuck this way, sucked by a circulation pump. Get your long hair caught, or your ass, and you're going to drown. Every year, tons of people do. Most of them in Florida.

People just don't talk about it. Not even French people talk about everything. Getting one knee up, getting one foot tucked under me, I get to half standing when I feel the tug against my butt. Getting my other foot under me, I kick off against the bottom. I'm kicking free, not touching the concrete, but not getting to the air, either.

Still kicking water, thrashing with both arms, I'm maybe halfway to the surface but not going higher. The heartbeat inside my head getting loud and fast.

The bright sparks of light crossing and crisscrossing my eyes, I turn and look back ... but it doesn't make sense. This thick rope, some kind of snake, blue white and braided with veins, has come up out of the pool drain and it's holding on to my butt. Some of the veins are leaking blood, red blood that looks black underwater and drifts away from little rips in the pale skin of the snake. The blood trails away, disappearing in the water, and inside the snake's thin, blue white skin you can see lumps of some half-digested meal.

That's the only way this makes sense. Some horrible sea monster, a sea serpent, something that's never seen the light of day, it's been hiding in the dark bottom of the pool drain, waiting to eat me.

So ...I kick at it, at the slippery, rubbery knotted skin and veins of it, and more of it seems to pull out of the pool drain. It's maybe as long as my leg now, but still holding tight around my butt hole. With another kick, I'm an inch closer to getting another breath. Still feeling the snake tug at my ass, I'm an inch closer to my escape.

Knotted inside the snake, you can see corn and peanuts. You can see a long bright-orange ball. It's the kind of horse pill vitamin my dad makes me take, to help put on weight. To get a football scholarship. With extra iron and omega three fatty acids.

It's seeing that vitamin pill that saves my life.

It's not a snake. It's my large intestine, my colon pulled out of me. What doctors call prolapsed. It's my guts sucked into the drain.

Paramedics will tell you a swimming pool pump pulls 80 gallons of water every minute. That's about 400 pounds of pressure. The big problem is we're all connected together inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth. If I let go, the pump keeps working-unravelling my insides-until it's got my tongue. Imagine taking a 400-pound shit and you can see how this might turn you inside out.

What I can tell you is your guts don't feel much pain. Not the way your skin feels pain. The stuff you're digesting, doctors call it faecal matter. Higher up is chyme, pockets of a thin, runny mess studded with corn and peanuts and round green peas.

That's all this soup of blood and corn, shit and sperm and peanuts floating around me. Even with my guts unravelling out my ass, me holding on to what's left, even then my first want is to somehow get my swimsuit back on.

God forbid my folks see my dick.

My one hand holding a fist around my ass, my other hand snags my yellow striped swim trunks and pulls them from around my neck. Still, getting into them is impossible.

You want to feel your intestines, go buy a pack of those lambskin condoms. Take one out and unroll it. Pack it with peanut butter. Smear it with petroleum jelly and hold it under water. Then try to tear it. Try to pull it in half. It's too tough and rubbery. It's so slimy you can't hold on.

A lambskin condom, that's just plain old intestine.

You can see what I'm up against.

You let go for a second and you're gutted.

You swim for the surface, for a breath, and you're gutted.

You don't swim and you drown.

It's a choice between being dead right now or a minute from right now.

What my folks will find after work is a big naked fetus, curled in on itself. Floating in the cloudy water of their backyard pool. Tethered to the bottom by a thick rope of veins and twisted guts. The opposite of a kid hanging himself to death while he jacks off. This is the baby they brought home from the hospital 13 years ago. Here's the kid they hoped would snag a football scholarship and get an MBA. Who'd care for them in their old age. Here's all their hopes and dreams. Floating here, naked and dead. All around him, big milky pearls of wasted sperm.

Either that or my folks will find me wrapped in a bloody towel, collapsed halfway from the pool to the kitchen telephone, the ragged, torn scrap of my guts still hanging out the leg of my yellow -striped swim trunks.

What even the French won't talk about.

That big brother in the Navy, he taught us one other good phrase. A Russian phrase. The way we say, "I need that like I need a hole in my head...," Russian people say, "I need that like I need teeth in my asshole......

Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.

Those stories about how animals caught in a trap will chew off their leg, well, any coyote would tell you a couple bites beats the hell out of being dead.

Hell ... even if you're Russian, someday you just might want those teeth.

Otherwise, what you have to do is you have to twist around. You hook one elbow behind your knee and pull that leg up into your face. You bite and snap at your own ass. You run out of air and you will chew through anything to get that next breath.

It's not something you want to tell a girl on the first date. Not if you expect a kiss good night. If I told you how it tasted, you would never, ever again eat calamari.

It's hard to say what my parents were more disgusted by: how I'd got in trouble or how I'd saved myself. After the hospital, my mom said, "You didn't know what you were doing, honey. You were in shock." And she learned how to cook poached eggs.

All those people grossed out or feeling sorry for me....

I need that like I need teeth in my asshole.

Nowadays, people always tell me I look too skinny. People at dinner parties get all quiet and pissed off when I don't eat the pot roast they cooked. Pot roast kills me. Baked ham. Anything that hangs around inside my guts for longer than a couple of hours, it comes out still food. Home-cooked lima beans or chunk light tuna fish, I'll stand up and find it still sitting there in the toilet.

After you have a radical bowel resectioning, you don't digest meat so great. Most people, you have five feet of large intestine. I'm lucky to have my six inches. So I never got a football scholarship. Never got an MBA. Both my friends, the wax kid and the carrot kid, they grew up, got big, but I've never weighed a pound more than I did that day when I was 13.

Another big problem was my folks paid a lot of good money for that swimming pool. In the end my dad just told the pool guy it was a dog. The family dog fell in and drowned. The dead body got pulled into the pump. Even when the pool guy cracked open the filter casing and fished out a rubbery tube, a watery hank of intestine with a big orange vitamin pill still inside, even then my dad just said, "That dog was ****ing nuts."

Even from my upstairs bedroom window, you could hear my dad say, "We couldn't trust that dog alone for a second...."

Then my sister missed her period.

Even after they changed the pool water, after they sold the house and we moved to another state, after my sister's abortion, even then my folks never mentioned it again.

Ever.

That is our invisible carrot

[spotwd]

Cannot Get Jeppesen Timesheet For 10/31 Until Later

[seek up and #41]

manicotti

[kjzz12]

http://downloads.pcworld.com/pub/new/fun_and_games/other/tod-demo.zip
It's a demo for a zombie game where rather than aiming and firing at a zombie, you type out words, and each letter is a shot at the zombie.

[dh4645]

Harrisburg Reality Improvement Cor 21-170-0028
H&D 1/24/2003 – 8/31/2003

[brendangen412]

Michael Moore, the biggest mouthpiece of the anti-hypocrite left, constantly denounces Republicans as racists for opposing affirmative action. Schweizer reports that Moore almost never hires black people. Moore insists, "I don't own a single share of stock." He denounces clever Enron style schemes to conceal wealth and rails against Haliburton as the Mother of All Evils. He told C-Span's Brian Lamb in his best prolier-than-thou voice that he wanted nothing to do with the stock market. "That's the rich man's game."

Well, it turns out Moore's got another game going. As Schweizer reports, Moore told the IRS his home is the headquarters of his tax-free foundation, to which he contributes some of his millions for the write-off. The foundation, in turn, not only bought stock — its holdings are a Who's Who of "greedy" corporations, including Halliburton.

[Bartender84]

http://www.propstore.com/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg

[dh4645]

http://www.chunky.com/clickforcansvote.aspx

[spotwd]

^ nothing there.........just turned puter on

[dh4645]

the Redevelopment Authority of Cumberland County

[spotwd]

ants marching

[spanishricehd]

Dave Matthews Band

[fleckhead]

Hooligans

[tdowe99]

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[spotwd]

Issues regarding freedom are apt to come up today in more ways than one, dear Gemini. Keep in mind that these issues might be connected with opportunities for adventures and travel. Although you initially want to dive into this promised freedom and adventure, take time to reflect on what you need in your current situation before you make any final decision. Don't forget the other people in your life and how such actions might affect them and your relationship to them.

[qm247]

Olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

[dh4645]

All trademarks and copyrights are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the poster. The rest is owned by antsmarching.org.

[bense27]

seeldoger47: me you max and karp?

[denaturex]

javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

[Bartender84]

There is no such thing as a pointless thread. Just because you think it's pointless doesn't mean everyone does. There is always someone that will find it interesting.

Except for this thread. This thread is pointless

[Ascf33]

:BANG :twak

[GLR87]

Mike Kane (Camden County) wrote
at 10:52pm November 3rd, 2005
aint that willlld rusty . . . he he. . . aint that something . . . (mr. woodchuck's voice)

[spotwd]

Mike Kane (Camden County) wrote
at 10:52pm November 3rd, 2005
aint that willlld rusty . . . he he. . . aint that something . . . (mr. woodchuck's voice) :lol

[neumdogg]

RIMJOB @ MJ's
2810 Hyperion Avenue - Los Angeles
A little bit off the beaten path, this gay Silverlake dancespot is packed on Tuesday Nights! I mean PACKED! Go Go Dancers all over the place, a cool, laid back crowd and when you buy one drink, you will get a second drink for $1. Can't complain about this policy!

[armyants1027]

this is a rather interesting thread. kinda funny.

apparently, i have nothing on my clipboard. CTRL+V was blank.

[spotwd]

Cathy,
Tammy is going to try to follow up with signatures today

[GLR87]

O.A.R. with Special Guest MATISYAHU
Madison Square Garden. New York City

[eggie24]

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/fabio/Fabio%20About%20Romance.mp3

haha, go listen to that, its f-ing hilarious

[armyants1027]

kool

[tdowe99]

George M. Holmes Convocation Center (Appalachian State University)*** Boone, NC

[fleckhead]

Slither

[spotwd]

Wendy needs a patient,loving,
and committed family who can provide structure and support

[dman0808]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/dman0808/72044.jpg

[spanishricehd]

Tripping Billies-7.21.04

[fleckhead]

http://www.10thmtndivassoc.org/Mtnlogo.gif

[Captian Raven]

http://ynr.blogthings.com/howwelldoyouunderstandmenquiz/

[seek up and #41]

Scratch & Sniff

[GLR87]

yousay stay: not yet
yousay stay: sorry i didn't get drunk so i felt it would be bad form to call u
someDMBdevil: understandable

[Bartender84]

Sunday, Nov. 6
Atlanta at Miami 1:00 p.m.
Carolina at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m.
Cincinnati at Baltimore 1:00 p.m.
Detroit at Minnesota 1:00 p.m.
Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 p.m.
Oakland at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.
San Diego at N.Y. Jets 1:00 p.m.
Tennessee at Cleveland 1:00 p.m.
Chicago at New Orleans (Baton Rouge, LA) 4:05 p.m.
N.Y. Giants at San Francisco 4:05 p.m.
Seattle at Arizona 4:05 p.m.
Pittsburgh at Green Bay 4:15 p.m.
Philadelphia at Washington 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Nov. 7
Indianapolis at New England 9:00 p.m.

[spanishricehd]

Here is mine now.

[atnaturewkc]

x3 becauseofyou: so there's these to lephricans(SP?) and their names were alliy and gen
x3 becauseofyou: and since they're lephricans.. they need some gold
x3 becauseofyou: soo
x3 becauseofyou: they see a rainbow!
x3 becauseofyou: and they're like lets go!
x3 becauseofyou: so alliy says "are you stupid there is no gold at the end of a rainbow!" and gen says "we're just gunna have to find out!"
x3 becauseofyou: so they're running and running until they've ran till they cant anymore
x3 becauseofyou: and they still havent caught up with the rainbow yet
x3 becauseofyou: (i have noooooooooooo idea where im going with this one..haha bare with me)
AtNatureWkc: ok i will
x3 becauseofyou: sooo they give up for awhile
x3 becauseofyou: then one day a rainbow came again
x3 becauseofyou: so they tried again
AtNatureWkc: ......
x3 becauseofyou: ha im done

[brendangen412]

33.35

[fleckhead]

http://www.kainjow.com/images/homo.jpg

[Dougie981641]

The floor meeting is mandatory and if you can’t make it let me know ASAP

[atnaturewkc]

repost with a random number and something good will happen in exactly one minute and 6.2 seconds. seriously

[DMBfan22J]

First Tube ( with Page, John
Medeski and Dave Grippo)

[purplehaze18]

davefan3218 (11:30:34 PM): whatsup

[GLR87]

that you text'd me at 10:47...and called

[fleckhead]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=34871

[spotwd]

FYI.....I have found a new project at McKesson called Medical Managment Platform. I have been working with them and they have asked us to give them pricing and a proposal on a 30-40 person team! We are flying out to Massachusetts next week to present!!!!!!!!!!! stay tuned.

[brendangen412]

You have just opened a package of candy :). If you do not repost this poster in the next 3 minutes then you will have bad luck with your "love" life until 3 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes, and 2 seconds before your 51st birthday. Which would really suck :)

-Skittles: single but ya like someone who likes ya back

-snickers: single and loving it!

-Hersheys kiss: taken and very very happy!

-Almond Joy: single and it sucks

-starbursts: taken but unsatisified

-milky way- likes someone who doesn't like you back

-3 musketeers- like someone who's taken.

-Reeses- single and don't have your eye on anyone

-laffy taffy-like somone and dont know if they like ya back

-twizzler-single but dont really kno how its goin..

-butterfinger- taken and very very very very very very very happy

*** Repost this and change the subject to the candy

[PaigeDMB22]

I HATE MARIO LE fucking MIEUX

[brendangen412]

sigurrostickets@sandbag.uk.com

[armyants1027]

http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=220560

[brendangen412]

woops, i was about to do it, and then i realized that my girlfriend's social security number is what would have pasted.

[OCMarsh]

fuck fuck fuck fuck

[DMBfan41]

ART2238 The Global Art World ONLINE Lima

[armyants1027]

hahaha that would have been real bad. good catch there.

[fleckhead]

dmb.nntp69

[TripPin BilLie]

http://www.thenerdgroup.com/funnyvoicemail.wav

[spanishricehd]

*** STOP: 0x0000008E (0xc0000005,0x00000000,0xF591F47c,0x00000000)

[PaigeDMB22]

http://www.myspace.com/althecrownprince

(this is somewhat just to get my boy's name out there, but it really is what I had last copied)

[tdowe99]

~ 2003 ~

[armyants1027]

http://www.bluecrossarena.com/end_views/endstage122.htm

[justinandimcool]

http://dmbalmanac.com/TourShowSet.aspx?id=453056189&tid=83&where=2005

[skywalker_009]

lol fag!1! ;)...

[RustyShackelfrd]

590,841

[justinandimcool]

lol fag!1!

[skywalker_009]

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=11/31403053155.jpg&s=x11

[davedmb41]

Look at this big - eyed fish swimming in the sea oh
How it dreams to be a bird swoop and diving through the breeze
So one day caught a big old wave up on to the beach
Now he’s dead you see beneath the sea is where a fish should be


haha i have NO idea when I would have copied this....strannnge

[SymphonyOfDeath]

*nothing in CTRL V*

[dh4645]

to Darius in holding cell)
<b>Mack:</b> Me, I don't pity you Darius. There's a lot of people with worse stories than yours. They never hurt anyone. You killed twelve people in two states over the last seventy-two hours and you want me to feel sorry for you because your daddy didn't kiss you when you were a baby? You asked for my help. I did help you. You're where you belong. You rot in hell you son of a bitch!

[PedroPSK]

Futures commissions pages/email

[DevilishAliya]

005060

[marjorybarnes]

http://www.craigslist.com/about/best/sfo/109535496.html

Oh! This is a really funny story off craigslist about a guy having a fight with a moth. Freaking hilarious!

[DevilishAliya]

http://www.craigslist.com/about/best/sfo/109535496.html

Oh! This is a really funny story off craigslist about a guy having a fight with a moth. Freaking hilarious!



HOLY SHIT! :lol

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

[TwoSteppingAnts]

http://www.craigslist.com/about/best/sfo/109535496.html

Oh! This is a really funny story off craigslist about a guy having a fight with a moth. Freaking hilarious!
This kid is freakin' hilarious :lol :lol That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

This is my favorite part :lol

"All of a sudden I start realizing that he's flying in a designed pattern. Probably learned that shit in the Air Force, thats when I decide to out smart him with some old fashioned anticipation. I firmly grip my Sports Illustrated and proceed and take a large swing at a location and not the target. Brilliant move except when I swung and missed, the giant moth somehow made a run for it and barricaded himself up my nostril hole. I'm fucking serious..."

[fleckhead]

Emetophilia

[DevilishAliya]

im laughing out loud at work... all i can think of is this big CEO of a moth who thinks he's the Mac Daddy of the room

[marjorybarnes]

Craiglist always has the funniest shit, but that is by far one of the best.

"Whats wrong? A fucking moth just flew up my nose you asshole!"

[spotwd]

maybe you can...just a few days late

[armyants1027]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9993914/

[dmb4twosteps]

"bbbeep bbbbeep bbbbeep bbbbepp"

[Dougie981641]

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1628971/

[spotwd]

Shawna Waldron

[GLR87]

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02003B61A76D6D4B?artistid=950063&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=5

[TwoSteppingAnts]

http://www.cudenver.edu/Academics/Colleges/School+of+Education/Programs+and+Degrees/Educational+Specialist+Degrees/School+Psychology/default.htm

[RustyShackelfrd]

african yeast infection!!!

[jps4277]

Stop the itching and burning of
Yeast Infection

[armyants1027]

No Reserve

[MidwestDrummer2]

chardonnay (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=98o&c2coff=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Cimg%20src=%22images/smilies/redface.gif%22%20border=%220%22%20alt=%22%22%20tit le=%22Embarrassment%20%5B%20:o%20%5D%22%20smilieid =%223%22%20class=%22inlineimg%22%20/%3Efficial&q=chardonnay&spell=1)
Chardonay Com (http://chardonay.com/)

I wanted to know the exact speling of chardonnay, so I went to google :lol :lol

[RustyShackelfrd]

(kerosene-based),

[jps4277]

Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered a couple of times. but i can't remember right now who originally played it

[fleckhead]

Bateman

[GLR87]

hxxp://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=26AJIO0VFV4AQ37O7CHWF9X8Y7

[purplehaze18]

poop

[rickyh24]

Re: CTRL "V" thread

[dmbinwinc]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0083131/

[spotwd]

retake this survey and repost it...i wanna see your answers

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
No

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
Sum colored wallpaper thing um yeah lol.

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
Nope. i couldn't sleep wuts new.

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING
My Muscles ugh.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
tissues..lol.

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
grilled.

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
Um im not unique i dunno.

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No not really.

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
Anywhere bur my household.

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Friends, Family, and Health.

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
My trip to florida over the summer.

13. FAVORITE SONG(s)?
How do i choose just one? Too many to think of. Wut can i say? im like obsessed.

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Um..elevators..spiders..food poisoning.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
If i am offered something ill take it. But i always give in return. Unless its neely. haha jk. I love you neely.

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ry, RyRy

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
Anthony.

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
The WaterBoy

20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE THING?
guitar.

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Lol. i dont watch TV period. Unless i am forced to by my parents for family time. grr.

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
Pictures.

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR?
Brown

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU?
Cell phone...

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
an astronaut.

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7?
AM or PM?
Am- probably gettin ready for school. Or Church. Or sleeping.
Pm- On the computer or hanging out.

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
White with this real interesting thingy design.

29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
Someone who can teach me all there skills and abilities in jumprope. a person who can teach me how to stretch out my body and do anything i want in a day without hurting myself. Or typically..any band or singer of whom i am in love with. Band wise.

30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
Life today..is painful. And stressful..i mean..i have to wear fricken wrist supports.

31. WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT BEF0RE Y0U G0 T0 BED?
Tim...wut will come of the next day..and wut i need to do.

[spotwd]

^ i have no idea.........i think my daughter copied it from something

[jharap]

hxxp://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1SC35FU5KRFVP0XZJXBM5SF2C2

[GLR87]

^ i have no idea.........i think my daughter copied it from something
What if this is what you found when you pasted this......Oh and I dont know how old she is but play along..


1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
No

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
Naked guy with a really nice ass

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
no I was so wasted and then I just kinda passed out...

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING
how am I gonna score some shrooms at school

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
:lol sorry I couldnt do it....

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
grilled.

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
Im very flexible!

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No not really.

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
any guys backseat....

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
drugs, gum, cheeseburgers

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
a pound of green

13. FAVORITE SONG(s)?
Anything by Ryan Cabrera or Ashlee simpsons.. all other bands suck

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Um..elevators..spiders..food poisoning.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
I love to give OFTEN....

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ry, RyRy, lolita

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
Anthony.

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
How High?

20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE THING?
drugs lots of drugs

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
girls gone wild

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
drugs

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR?
white

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU?
drugs

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
a bag of drugs

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7?
AM or PM?
Am- probably gettin ready for school. Or Church. Or score some drugs.
Pm- On the computer or hanging out, do some drugs

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
White with this real interesting thingy design.even better when your high

29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
anyone with drugs that I can easily score from
30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
rough! no drugs
31. WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT BEF0RE Y0U G0 T0 BED?
drugs, naked men, tractors, cranberries

[Dougie981641]

Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly... Gang's all here!

[i listen to #41]

zCover

[chalktwo]

Radiohead - Kid A live video

hxxp://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=22A99GABTJYVW1ZU3EEFZBJU2D

[fleckhead]

a/s/l

[spotwd]

Just seen a commercial for Comcast HD, they are promoting HDTV service, and also "Weekend On The Rocks"...They show quicks clips of DMB from the Rocks, and promotes the Nov 24th broadcast of Weekend On The Rocks on PBS HD...And plus it says if you order Comcast HDTV service now, They'll give you a free copy of the CD/DVD Set of Weekend On The Rocks...Its way too bad, that I already have Comcast HDTV service, But I'll be watching in crystal clear glory come Nov 24th, Anyone that doesn't have HDTV, should get it, since now you get a free album, and the quality is like your actually there @ the Rocks with the picture and surrond sound......Commercial ran @ 1:45am Eastern on Comedy Central....

[dh4645]

http://ps2.ign.com/articles/663/663674p1.html

[Bartender84]

http://sharkle.com/?a=video&id=4562

[DAVESbartender9]

***Not safe for children or work/public area***

http://www.thiswebsiterules.com/album_showpage.php?pic_id=6090

Funny/awkward (best with sound on). I was sending it to my crew team's email.

[davedmb41]

"Akicita"

Its a term or something from my native american culture class

[Aarondelt]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

[GLR87]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:XdjfGjxa_IUJ:www.proteus.tudelft.nl/images/ancient/private-images/923_odie2.gif

[armyants1027]

gSIbMuunFava

[Aarondelt]

I could be loud man I could be silent
I could be young man or I could be old
I could be a gentleman or I could be violent
I could turn hot man or I could be cold
I could be just like the calm before the storm boy waiting for all hell yeah to break loose
I could be innocent or I could be guilty
Doesn't mean that I don't believe in the noose

I could be rich like a wondering gypsy
I could be poor like a fat wallet lost
I could be the first man or I could come last
It's not who breaks the ribbon boy it's how you get across
I could be red blue black or white sunset as dark as a day boy or bright as a night
I could be the sun boy or I could be the moon
I made it from the stars boy I'm shining so bright so I'm singing

I could be asleep or I could be awake
I could be alive man or be the walking dead
I could be ignorant or I could be informed (yes sir)
I could lead my life man or I could be lead
I could be anything I put my mind to boy all I gotta do is give myself half a chance
I could bring love back into my life
And share it with the world if I got some balance

[GLR87]

I could be loud man I could be silent
I could be young man or I could be old
I could be a gentleman or I could be violent
I could turn hot man or I could be cold
I could be just like the calm before the storm boy waiting for all hell yeah to break loose
I could be innocent or I could be guilty
Doesn't mean that I don't believe in the noose

I could be rich like a wondering gypsy
I could be poor like a fat wallet lost
I could be the first man or I could come last
It's not who breaks the ribbon boy it's how you get across
I could be red blue black or white sunset as dark as a day boy or bright as a night
I could be the sun boy or I could be the moon
I made it from the stars boy I'm shining so bright so I'm singing

I could be asleep or I could be awake
I could be alive man or be the walking dead
I could be ignorant or I could be informed (yes sir)
I could lead my life man or I could be lead
I could be anything I put my mind to boy all I gotta do is give myself half a chance
I could bring love back into my life
And share it with the world if I got some balance
zebra


Meet Ivana. She is a simple teen girl. But it's something no so simple about her - she turns into a real ever lusting slut as she gets in front of the camera! She just loves to show her perfect little body to every stranger - that makes her tight cunt moisten with incredible speed!

[MontaukNY]

13212

(the zip code of some guy i'm buying tickets from)

[Watchtower62]

AshDoo17: i have a history night class mondays for three hours,

I dont i guess thats who i was talking to last night

[tdowe99]

The median income for a household in the city is $36,103, and the median income for a family is $44,063. Males have a median income of $32,172 versus $19,670 for females. The per capita income for the city is $19,773. 9.9% of the population and 4.3% of families are below the poverty line. Out of the total population, 8.8% of those under the age of 18 and 9.3% of those 65 and older are living below the poverty line.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Woah. Are you talking about Detroit!?! :D

[PaigeDMB22]

http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz_IM.php?quizname=051114165052-609549&email=&c=1&a=01

[TwoSteppingAnts]

To obtain a position within the Mental Health Care field focused in research and the advancement of children with exceptionalities.


:lol it's part of my resume

[brendangen412]

http://sigur-ros.co.uk/news/

[spotwd]

"I can't see so good. Cuz there's lights on my face. So if I look like I can't see so good...It's cuz I can't see so good." DM

[Mave Datthews]

this had to come out sooner or later: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/pedro

[brendangen412]

hxxp://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0XRVBGFZSMZBZ0UYN67P31BVVL

divided sky, 11-19-92, one of my favorites

[Dougie981641]

http://gatechmasturbation.ytmnd.com/

[GLR87]

Exploring Computers and their Uses

[bense27]

kinger1475

[GLR87]

Electronic Arts Gaming Group • Philadelphia Eagles • Red Sox Nation! • Manchester United Fan Club • Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Is the Balls • I Love Philadelphia Sports!...except the Sixers, they Suck. • AHL Fans • Scranton '09 • Orientation Basketball 05 • Davids Rock! • 1st Floor Casey and their Permanent Guests are the Shit! • 4th Floor Mccormick: Bitches-n-hoes • 1st Floor Casey a.k.a the Shit • I Know Kev the Commuter, Fucker Just Pops Up Everywhere! • The Sixth Sense Society • Bon Jovi Fan Club • Yarg!! I Be a Pirate!!

[spanishricehd]

it looks iridescent

[purplehaze18]

im going to wait doesnt the gov't look for words like BOMB DEATH BOMB GUN DRUGS BOMB BOMB in ims?

[armyants1027]

the little puppy in my profile is Riley. Joe and I got her shortly after Cookie passed away.

[RustyShackelfrd]

Tell your brother to be more original.

[RustyShackelfrd]

"i'll prove you had sex with the pizza delivery guy"

[fleckhead]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108330/

[brendangen412]

http://www.giants.com/PrestonRobertTisch.asp

[kjzz12]

Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered a couple of times. but i can't remember right now who originally played it

Whoa, I forgot I had copied that!

[spotwd]

Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered a couple of times. but i can't remember right now who originally played it

Whoa, I didn't realize I had copied that!:lol ....

[Dougie981641]

KROQ Kevin & Bean Xmas 2002

[brendangen412]

http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/79555

[brendangen412]

12-31-78 Winterland Arena, San Francisco, Ca. (Sun)
1: Sugar Magnolia> Scarlet> Fire, Me & My Uncle> Big River, FOTD, All Over Now, Stagger Lee, Heart Of Me> Sunshine Daydream
2: Samson, Ramble On, Miracle*> Terrapin> Playin> Drumz**> NFA***> Around***
3: Dark Star> Other One> Dark Star> Wharf Rat> St. Stephen> Good Lovin
E1: Casey Jones> Johnny B. Goode E2: We Bid You Goodnight
*with Matt Kelly **with Lee Oskar, Greg Errico, Kesey, etc. ***with John CipollinaFM broadcast KSAN-San Francisco - TV broadcast KQED-San Francisco - Bill Graham flies in on a joint - Blues Brothers, then NRPS opened - "Breakfast served at dawn" - last "Sunshine Daydream": 07-13-76 [160] - "Other One" is first verse only - "Dark Star" is first verse only - last "Dark Star": 10-18-74 [187] - last "We Bid You Goodnight": 12-31-76 [140]

[armyants1027]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/image.php?u=65695&dateline=1129582216

[brendangen412]

verdelnerd:

[jBURCH]

http://www.myspace.com/seek_up_an_emotion/

[SymphonyOfDeath]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=3592745

[dh4645]

Objective #4 – Bank Accounts

[brendangen412]

You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch: Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poooop chute
(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer . . .

[TwoSteppingAnts]

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

[RustyShackelfrd]

Sara: [softly] Yeah.

[Mave Datthews]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/38e7/

[Mave Datthews]

You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Thanks for making me giggle like a moron... you MUST tell me where the hell that's from!!!

[brendangen412]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Thanks for making me giggle like a moron... you MUST tell me where the hell that's from!!!
Broken Hearts are For Assholes, by Frank Zappa

[spanishricehd]

el monstruo tiene una cabeza pequena y un corazon pequeno. en la cara, tiene tres ojos grandes de color azul. la nariz es fea, y el monstruo tiene una boca grande con cuarto dientes y una lengua delgada y larga. a los ladosde la cabeza tiene does orejas grandes y sobre la cabeza tiene solo tres pelos. el cuello es delgado y largo el pecho es grande. tiene cuarto brazos largos y en cada brazo tiene una mano con tres dedos. las piernas no son muy largas y tiene dos pies con cuatro dedos cada uno.

[SymphonyOfDeath]

PTERANODON

I'm doing a project on dinosaurs.

[spotwd]

aggression

[brendangen412]

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

[fleckhead]

http://wcbstv.com/video/?cid=48

[brendangen412]

http://db.etree.org/myshows_detail.php?showid=5860955

[crashintosabine]

http://www.methodshop.net/fun/grapefall/grapefall.shtml


:lol :lol

[Dougie981641]

http://northpole.net/world.htm#ST-LUCIA

RA Bulletin Board

[pathlessroads]

www.lucaspickford.com

[RustyShackelfrd]

somewhere in Armin´s castle

[spotwd]

Dude, this is "angel from montgomery" which Dave covered a couple of times. but i can't remember right now who originally played it.



hehehe......I know, I am evil, but thats really what was in my control V

[TwoSteppingAnts]

I was employed by Pier 1 Imports for 3 years as an Assistant Manager. My strongest qualities of my position at Pier 1 were my customer service skills and my visual merchandising. I really enjoyed displaying new merchandise and assisting customers with ways to accessorize their homes to suit their personal style. I was awarded Employee of the Month 5 times, as well as Employee of the Year for my store in 2004. I look forward to hearing from your company!

On my cover letter to Ikea :lol

[Dougie981641]

Stockey 2p-8p B (ref) 2p-8p B

[rfsved]

I tell my family not to get me anything. A card is just fine. If I need or want something, I go buy it for myself anyways. Most of my gifts just end up taking up space around the house anyways.

But if anyone is really looking to get me something... topless is a good start

[purplehaze18]

wombat.

[ChadRap127]

67.19.41.74:27015

[RustyShackelfrd]

Officer A: "Ok, I see a black female, toddler, wearing a red jacket and red pants..."

Officer B: "That's a fire hydrant".

:lol :lol

[skywalker_009]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=118464&highlight=morning+jacket

[brendangen412]

Rammstein made me very happy. SOAD made me shit my pants and crawl all over

[brendangen412]

http://peanutbutterbriantime.ytmnd.com/

[brendangen412]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/crujonez/treyoxy.jpg

[qm247]

Rock and Roll

Jenny said when she was just five years old
you know there's nothing happening at all
Every time she puts on the radio
There was nothing goin' down at all
Then one fine mornin' she puts on a New York station
She couldn't believe what she heard at all
She started dancin' to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll
Despite all the amputations
You could just dance to a rock 'n' roll station
Jenny said when she was just five years old
My parents are gonna be the death of us all
Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars--
Ain't gonna help us at all
Then one fine mornin' she puts on a New York station
She don't believe what she heard at all
She started dancin' to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll
Despite all the computations
You could just dance to a rock 'n ' roll station
and it was alright.

[brendangen412]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=24849876&a=1

[brendangen412]

http://www.yikers.com/video_insane_christmas_light_show.html

Chris Kuroda's house

[brendangen412]

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[brendangen412]

Mano manu: Leftovers.
Mano manu: don't underestimate that word
Mano manu: TRUST ME

[fleckhead]

Phil Lesh & Friends 11/21/05
Reading, PA
Schoeps MK4V'S Into Schoeps VMS5U Into Edirol R1
FOB/DFC 12 th Row

PLF
Sovereign Center, Reading, PA 11/21/05

Set 1:
Let The Good Times Roll
Friend Of The Devil>
Brown-Eyed Women
Girl On The Mountain> Jam>
Missisippi 1/2 Step...
It Hurts Me Too
Loose Lucy

Set 2:
Casey Jones
Hard To Handle
Who Knows What Tomorrow May Bring> Jam>
Big River
Hurricane> Jam>
Mountains Of The Moon>
Inspiration Jam>
Terrapin Station> Jam>
St Stephen>
U.S. Blues

Donor Rap/Intros
enc: Don't Let Me Down

[brendangen412]

http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/rm_sperm.gif

[fleckhead]

http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/rm_sperm.gif
that sperm looks very sad.

[brendangen412]

Eric finds marijuana in the house.

[brendangen412]

that sperm looks very sad.
that should teach that condoms are bad

[SymphonyOfDeath]

http://www.makeacountdown.com/?id=118689

[eggie24]

Cuz i know the grass,
is always greener in someone else's yard.
And the world is so much meaner,
when your heart is hard.
-amos lee

[brendangen412]

shnflac.dyndns.org

[bdfresh62]

http://www.bostonuk.com/names/default.asp

[SymphonyOfDeath]

http://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GGUMXLLLV39L34UY9Y9BFGL0E

(click it, it's good)

[brendangen412]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SVYQM1XP

[PedroPSK]

1123NovSub

[GLR87]

aint that wild rusty . . . he he . . . aint that something . .

[brendangen412]

www.slickdeals.net

[spanishricehd]

for 4 hours straight

[MGSRevolver]

it might not be airing in that god

[fleckhead]

http://www.sonicdrivein.com/index.jsp

[Dougie981641]

District Judge Donald Thompson

[Dougie981641]

I am you and you are mine
Love makes nonsense of space
And time… will disappear
Love and logic keep us clear
Reason is on our side, love…

[fleckhead]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O%26A+Army

[Bartender84]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/4123/h4x0r3sw.jpg

[ExistenceNow]

http://bt.etree.org/details.php?id=12734

[tdowe99]

hxxp://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3UINQ5HRCZHFM6M0CPA9Z35K2B

[chalktwo]

hxxp://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2053T47ZOZ7EQ09IA27SYDHSXL

[chalktwo]

(^ That's an awesome live Radiohead mp3. The National Anthem.)

[spanishricehd]

11/26/2005
Dave Matthews Band
Target Center
Minneapolis, MN

What Would You Say
Granny
One Sweet World
Dancing Nancies
Dream Girl
Don’t Burn The Pig

[SymphonyOfDeath]

http://dmbalmanac.com/

[brendangen412]

http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?ts=1133024612262&prodCatType=1&storeId=10001&productId=130591&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&cmArea=FEATURED:SC3:CG104:CL142211

[spanishricehd]

Well, it wasn't as bad

[RustyShackelfrd]

"And what book have you been reading that tells you that toothpaste is evil?"

Caller: "Dentures, the Devil, and the Great Cavity Cover-up, by Jay Phillip Higgenbottom. If you'd seen what I'd seen, and if you've heard what I've heard, you'd never brush your teeth again!"

[fleckhead]

Life Aquatic Zissou hats beanies

[brendangen412]

24.51.86.221/

[PedroPSK]

639037

[brendangen412]

http://image53.webshots.com/153/3/15/24/512131524SWwRTX_fs.jpg

[spotwd]

Dave Matthews on the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour

"I remember how it fucking smelled. And that shit blew my little mind wide open. I became so obsessed with the Beatles from the age of six until the age of ten or eleven. I used to jump off my roof and try to say all their names before I hit the ground. I only did it a couple of times. It hurt." (Posted Nov 22, 2005)

[dh4645]

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/2034000-2034999/2034806_57_full.jpg

[PedroPSK]

epassword \e\;\O77\1\8~,$\U\9~[~@\x\(G

[rfsved]

:thumbsup :thumbsup

(hmm... that's weird)

[brendangen412]

schoolgirl
cheerleader
bunny
angel
librarian
nurse
devil
fishman
dominatrix

[CrashInto41]

http://p083.ezboard.com/

[tortoise]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/11/28/kiss.death.ap/index.html

[chalktwo]

silhouette

[Dougie981641]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4416930623904422118&q=

:twenty4