Pro Wrestling is FAKE!?!

[hbktonyb]

What a waste. Fuck that.

[K3nTaKa0s]

What the fuck? 0-3.

[BotheDMBFan]

A squash match? At WM? That's dumb. Awesome that Santino got it done, though.

[Speilmen230]

oh wow. that was the epitome of a warm up match. who/what is on next that needed the crowd to be warmed up?

[kittensXLI]

This match was a complete 0-sense maker. Bad.

[K3nTaKa0s]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

I'm officially done with you. You are the definition of a troll. Get bent dude.

Like how you were done with Impact midway through the show on Thursday and continued to watch the rest of it anyway?

Yepppppppppppppp.

[kittensXLI]

oh wow. that was the epitome of a warm up match. who/what is on next that needed the crowd to be warmed up?
Probably Snooki.

[Speilmen230]

this should be good.

[Speilmen230]

hahahah WIN.

[kittensXLI]

Cue Mae Young.

[jcomey]

Saw Mae coming.

[hbktonyb]

I want the People's Strudle :lol

[BotheDMBFan]

This is great.

[hbktonyb]

Wow!!! Awesome

[Speilmen230]

Even better!


that's awesome.

[BotheDMBFan]

OMG AUSTIN!

This is kewl.

[ant_marching41]

Stone Cold and The Rock on the same screen. At WM.


Chills!

[hbktonyb]

That was sick.

Here comes what I expect to be a show stealer.

[jcomey]

Wow, they did as little as they possibly could with Austin/Rock. Ah well.

[kittensXLI]

That was sick.

[Speilmen230]

that was a really cool moment.

This match should be great.

[DmBand801]

match of the night coming up next.

[Speilmen230]

i probably will not be posting during this match, the WWE championship match, or UT/HHH.

[BotheDMBFan]

I may be too busy coming to type during this match. Almost def the MOTN.

[gocubsgo3822]

I hope randy wins!!!

[Speilmen230]

as much as i like Randy, CM Punk needs to win here. It will put him over then, Randy needs to stay away for about a month and return with an overhauled gimmick. his Viper gimmick has run it's course.

[kittensXLI]

I don't see what's even remotely likable about Orton.

[BotheDMBFan]

I don't see what's even remotely likable about Orton.

He's great at carrying other workers, and he ALWAYS brings it hard at PPVs. Almost always is he in the MOTN.

[BotheDMBFan]

I love how he uses ring psychology heavily, too.

[hbktonyb]

Punk is so awesome.

[hbktonyb]

Sweet move.

[kittensXLI]

Those are the true SUPERplexes.

[jcomey]

I don't see what's even remotely likable about Orton.

He's flawless in the ring.

Funny thing...a friend of mine (who was so high up in Microsoft he called Bill Gates "Bill" on Good Morning America, and is very, very high up with Square Enix, who makes Final Fantasy) used to be on the WWE writing team. He ran an e-fed that was on WWE TV way back in the day (Mick Foley, Al Snow and D'Lo Brown participated in it...Foley used to do his promos by phone, and he had to transcribe it).

Anyway, he was behind Orton's first push, when he was returning from injury. He came up with the Injury Meter and scripted Orton's promos at that time.

I just always find it interesting, and remember it whenever I watch Orton.

[kittensXLI]

Legend Killer was great. Viper is horrible.

[kittensXLI]

:lol Angle Slam

[BotheDMBFan]

Angle slam!

[ant_marching41]

Anybody else catch the Randy Orton Orange-o-meter sign? :lol:thumbsup

[kittensXLI]

Anybody else catch the Randy Orton Orange-o-meter sign? :lol:thumbsup
:lol:lol So awesome.

[hbktonyb]

Good match and cool last move, but def. not a show stealer.

[kittensXLI]

That's weak.

[Speilmen230]

wow.... not entirely long but what a fucking match. good fucking god. 5 stars. In my book.

[K3nTaKa0s]

I may go 0-8 tonight.

[BotheDMBFan]

Great match. So far, damn good PPV.

[JRS1386]

Just tuned in and not feeling up to back reading, what have been the results thus far?

[hbktonyb]

Very good match but would be surprised if that is the MOTN.

[K3nTaKa0s]

Edge retained
Corre lost in a squash
Rhodes defeated Mysterio
Orton beat Punk

[hbktonyb]

Mean Gene!

[mja271]

any good stream out there?

[kittensXLI]

Celebrities ruin WM. I don't care if they created it in the beginning. It's dumb.

[BotheDMBFan]

http://www.soccertvlive.net/watch/57269/2/watch-wwe:-wrestlemania-xxvii.html

[BotheDMBFan]

Edge retained
Corre lost in a squash
Rhodes defeated Kingston
Orton beat Punk

Rhodes beat Rey.

[JRS1386]

Thanks for the link

[Speilmen230]

i hate when they do this shit and put ads on the PPVs.

[BotheDMBFan]

Gives them a chance to set up for the next bit. Usually the reason why they do it.

[Speilmen230]

HOF time. awesome!

[hbktonyb]

Sunny looks good.

[dmbmuskie]

Any reason for only 1 Road Warrior being there?

[kittensXLI]

Any reason for only 1 Road Warrior being there?
You serious, Clark?

Hawk died.

[Speilmen230]

Hawk died...

[JRS1386]

:lol Hacksaw I remember him

[dmbmuskie]

I really had no idea.

[hbktonyb]

Massive Coleminer.

[hbktonyb]

The Book!

King Boooookah

[Speilmen230]

JR!!!!

YES!!!


Hopefully he will call the rest of the action tonight.

[kittensXLI]

I don't understand why Matthews, JR, and Booker wouldn't just call the entire night. Dumb move.

[hbktonyb]

JR. Best announcer ever.

[BotheDMBFan]

This PPV has been awesome.

[bradshaw06]

When did Cole start acting like a douche? i remember him hosting that superstars show on sunday mornings lol

[kittensXLI]

Cole Miners is rather great, though. That should've been capitalized on a long time ago.

[JRS1386]

Shut up Cole, I hope he gets stunned

[kittensXLI]

Shut up Cole, I hope he gets stunned
He will. I promise.

[hbktonyb]

WTF did Swagger do to his eyebrows.

[Speilmen230]

Cole just crapped on JR, King, HBK, & Austin all in one promo. that is quite an accomplishment.

[BotheDMBFan]

Awesome Cole promo. I wish Cole would have worn Kaufman's get up though.

[JRS1386]

I hated Stone Cold's "what!?" phase

[BotheDMBFan]

It was funny once, then sadly caught on. A lot like an SNL skit.

[Speilmen230]

Huge fucking pop for austin. maybe even a little louder than the rock's.

[kittensXLI]

Halfway in, everyone is 1-3 except Bo, hbktony, and davidhambrick, who are each 2-2. K3nta is the lone 0-4.

[kittensXLI]

THANK GOD his original theme song is back. Seriously.

[Speilmen230]

that is awesome! that was an awesome shot.

[ant_marching41]

:lol Great start.

[Speilmen230]

this is way better than i thought it was going to be.

[BotheDMBFan]

This is so much better than it has any right to be.

[Speilmen230]

i had no idea cole was tatted up.

[kittensXLI]

Anything better than Bret/Vince and this was a victory.

[JRS1386]

why is it taking Swagger to get back in

[kittensXLI]

why is it taking Swagger to get back in
There you go.

[Speilmen230]

is it jsut me or is the WM logo kinda purple?

[BotheDMBFan]

This is seriously a decent match.

[BotheDMBFan]

is it jsut me or is the WM logo kinda purple?

Fix your TV.

[kittensXLI]

is it jsut me or is the WM logo kinda purple?
It's blue dude.

[Speilmen230]

josh and booker are dominating this commentating with JR taking a backseat. ugh.

should have just been Josh and JR.

[kittensXLI]

Booker has actually been fine on commentary. No complaints [yet].

[Speilmen230]

all the logos look blue except for the ones on the ring.

[bradshaw06]

lol is the crowd chanting boring?

[K3nTaKa0s]

Here come the boring chants.

[hbktonyb]

Couldn't tell if it was 'boring' or 'lawler'

[Speilmen230]

this match has gone too long.

it was cool during the beginning, now it has just gone too long.

[Speilmen230]

that stunner should have happened 5 minutes ago.

[kittensXLI]

Booker T saying, "That's my dog!!!" just makes me think of Austin whooping his butt in a grocery store.

[Speilmen230]

WWE censoring this is bullshit. it is the biggest PPV of the year. just slap a tv-14 rating on it and let it fly.

[JRS1386]

I love how Austin is loving it

[ant_marching41]

DOOO YOOOOUUU TAAAAP OOOOOUT!!!!!


:lol :lol :lol Amazing.

[Speilmen230]

much better non-wrestler match than the Bret vs Vince match last year.

[kittensXLI]

The real problem is, they cut Danielson/Sheamus. Now they have to drag everything out to use time. This match has been fine aside from length.

[K3nTaKa0s]

I finally picked one correctly!

[K3nTaKa0s]

Cole not getting stunned is complete bullshit.

[bradshaw06]

so much wasted beer!

[kittensXLI]

Stun everyone already.

[Speilmen230]

booker gonna get stunned. im calling it.

[hbktonyb]

You do not disrespect King Booooookah like that! :lol

[bradshaw06]

good. glad booker got stunned

[JRS1386]

:lol spinaroonie to a stunner

[Speilmen230]

Lawler should go back to commentating after this.

JR, King, & Matthews would be good.

[kittensXLI]

Is this serious?

[hbktonyb]

Cole wins! Cole wins! Cole wins!

[K3nTaKa0s]

Welp.. I'm now 0-5. lol.

[hbktonyb]

Stop fucking bleeping Stone Cold.

[kittensXLI]

Josh Matthews should be the GM. That'd be awesome.

[Speilmen230]

lol Jr gonna call the whole thing by himself?

[hbktonyb]

No one left on color!

[BotheDMBFan]

Ended miserably. What a fucking shit show that became.

[JRS1386]

How long has this anonymous gm thing been going on?

[kittensXLI]

2 Stunners automatically make it better than Vince/Bret.

[Doors Allan Coe]

Abdullah!!!

[hbktonyb]

Sweet, just JR and King?

[Speilmen230]

That went on for about 10 minutes too long.

[Doors Allan Coe]

that went 7 minutes too long.

[K3nTaKa0s]

Months of build-up for that? Come on.

[Speilmen230]

if it is just JR and King i will be perfectly ok with that.

[kittensXLI]

Despite being too long, there's still some positives to take out of it.

-it wasn't as bad as it could've been
-there were multiple Stunners
-commentary got reduced to King/JR like the old days

[kittensXLI]

Snooki booked this late is pathetic.

[K3nTaKa0s]

When are we getting the six-person tag with Snooki?

[hbktonyb]

I really hope this steals the show. Give them 25-30 minutes and give Miz/Cena 25 minutes.

[Speilmen230]

commentary the way it should be...

[BotheDMBFan]

Snooki booked this late is pathetic.

They cut it.

[Rodey]

Only way I can explain the Cole thing is that it's keeping him over and he's going to be announced as the Raw GM.

[kittensXLI]

They cut it.
No chance.

[hbktonyb]

You need a Snooki match to follow this huge match.

[K3nTaKa0s]

Metallica!%#$!^%$#^!#$%!$!^%@$^!@

[Speilmen230]

Fucking awesome INTRO Song for HHH.

[kittensXLI]

Metallica would've been infinitely better than Motorhead the last 8 years or whatever.

[Speilmen230]

that is fucking bad-ass!

[BotheDMBFan]

This might take up the 1:30 this event has left. Lol.

[kittensXLI]

And the people with shields ruined it.

EDIT - And Motorhead. 2 themes is unnecessary.

[hbktonyb]

Sick entrance Haitch.

[JRS1386]

snookie match after HHH/Taker?

[BotheDMBFan]

This is awesome.

[Speilmen230]

i have to disagree Kitts.

That was fucking sick.

[hbktonyb]

I always get nervous that Haitch isn't going to reach the ring apron in time for the water spit to match his song :lol

[Speilmen230]

Any chance of blood in this match tonight?

[kittensXLI]

I always get nervous that Haitch isn't going to reach the ring apron in time for the water spit to match his song :lol
:lol:lol

[K3nTaKa0s]

So, Cole is going to be the Raw GM?

[JRS1386]

What matches are left besides the snookie match and the cena/miz match?

[hbktonyb]

Any chance of blood in this match tonight?

They bleep austin saying "bitch", what do you think? :lol

[kittensXLI]

Talk about stupid theme songs.

[Speilmen230]

i have a feelin Haitch is going to be over UT.


this fucking Cash theme really takes me out of Taker's entrance.

[Doors Allan Coe]

holy entrances

[BotheDMBFan]

Wouldhave been better if the E had secured the rights to God's Gonna Cut You Down before the Coens did.

[Speilmen230]

i have a feeling one of these two guys is going to get legit hurt tonight.

[hbktonyb]

These entrances are just sick. Love them.

After a bunch of finishers and near falls, Taker wins via tombstone #3.

[kittensXLI]

If Undertaker tries his suicide dive over the top rope, he honestly could die tonight.

He botched it hardcore last year.

[BotheDMBFan]

This is the shortest Taker WM entrance I have ever seen since he became TAKER.

[hbktonyb]

We have not seen Haitch in a match on tv in a year, correct?

[Speilmen230]

he did a full flip to basically not fall on his head at WM 25.

[K3nTaKa0s]

At least Taker didn't get burned by pyro this year.

[kittensXLI]

he did a full flip to basically not fall on his head at WM 25.
He landed square on it last year. Looked like he broke his neck.

[Doors Allan Coe]

I'm going to enjoy this.

How come they didn't mention how they already fought at a Wrestlemania?

[Speilmen230]

they thought it would have taken away from it this year.

[kittensXLI]

Here we go Spanish announce table.

[dmbmuskie]

The Cash them is awesome.

[K3nTaKa0s]

Figured that would happen at some point. I thought Austin would drive the quad through it.

[hbktonyb]

Shit, Taker went flying into that.

[kittensXLI]

Wow great back body drop.

[BotheDMBFan]

This one has been great there. I think H's just legit hurt his wrist though.

[hbktonyb]

Oh. My. God!!! Holy shit

[bradshaw06]

holy shit

[Speilmen230]

what did i just say about one of these two getting legit hurt?

[Speilmen230]

Getting rid of blood makes the guys have to do bigger bumps. Im sorry but blood helps make things seem a lot more violent and crazy then they really are. Blood helps protect the boys.

[bradshaw06]

nice reverse

[Speilmen230]

that was quite a move.

[kittensXLI]

omg lol...

[hbktonyb]

Not gonna lie, this crowd is weak.

[BotheDMBFan]

Taker and H are fucking owning it right now.

[Speilmen230]

this slow methodical pace is really helping to put the spots over a lot better.

[hbktonyb]

Nice little combo.

[kittensXLI]

Very good series of events right there. This match is really good.

[hbktonyb]

I miss seeing stiff head chair shots.

[Speilmen230]

Mick Foley and Terry Funk's brains don't miss them.

[Doors Allan Coe]

great match so far.

[jcomey]

When did Cole start acting like a douche? i remember him hosting that superstars show on sunday mornings lol

When McMahon decided to start living vicariously through him. He feeds him most of his lines. Vince takes great delight in Cole. So do I. He's fantastic.

[Speilmen230]

this pacing is really good. i am loving this match so far.

[BotheDMBFan]

This match has been great.

[jcomey]

this slow methodical pace is really helping to put the spots over a lot better.

This has been nothing been a spotfest, due to Taker's shoulder. But it's been one of the best spotfests I've ever seen.

[hbktonyb]

Great match.

J.r. and Lawler off their game IMO.

[kittensXLI]

Jeez, 3 Pedigrees really could've been it. Thank goodness no.

[kittensXLI]

Great match.

J.r. and Lawler off their game IMO.
bold = agreed

King has been off his game for like 7 years. Seriously.

[BotheDMBFan]

JR kinda suckin right now, King even worse.

[Speilmen230]

oh my god. this is 2000 style HHH. he is getting heat for those shots.

Undertaker will go over huge if he pulls this out.

[Speilmen230]

JR has been fine. King works way better as a heel.

[hbktonyb]

Where's the sledgehammer

[kittensXLI]

JR kinda suckin right now, King even worse.
I've been telling you guys for how long now. JR should not come back. Get used to life without him. He's not that good anymore.

[hbktonyb]

Yessss, head shot!!

[kittensXLI]

Wow.....

[BotheDMBFan]

I've been telling you guys for how long now. JR should not come back. Get used to life without him. He's not that good anymore.

You are aware I've been on the JR sucks now train for a long ass time, right?

[Speilmen230]

HHH is really putting the chairshot over. I can't believe how devastating that have made it look.

[kittensXLI]

You are aware I've been on the JR sucks now train for a long ass time, right?
Well we seem to be the only ones then.

[Speilmen230]

HHH is carrying this match to greatness.

[kittensXLI]

omg unreal.

[hbktonyb]

Wowwww. Sick.

[bradshaw06]

very bold!

[BotheDMBFan]

This is quite possibly a 5 star match.

[kittensXLI]

Greatest. Match. Ever.

[Speilmen230]

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!!

FUCK!!!

jesus...

i have never marked out that hard in my entire life.

[bradshaw06]

i want to see a vintage taker sit up

[jcomey]

Why is Taker pulling the Flair card? I guess they have to sell the streak possibly ending...but unless his shoulder is that FUBAR'd and it's legit, it's kind of unbelievable.

Kind of surprised Michaels hasn't shown up yet.

[Speilmen230]

I really want HHH to go over now. He deserves it.

Sledgehammer time.

[Doors Allan Coe]

sledgehammer?

[hbktonyb]

Where's the sledgehammer

Yessir..

[BotheDMBFan]

Why ruin it with HBK? This is amazing enough.

[kittensXLI]

Why ruin it with HBK? This is amazing enough.
This....

[bradshaw06]

o damn!!!

[Doors Allan Coe]

was that a move?

[K3nTaKa0s]

I finally got one right!

[kittensXLI]

Wow. Just wow.

[bradshaw06]

Did not think it'd end like that

[BotheDMBFan]

5 star match. And I SELDOM give those out. Just...wow.

[jcomey]

Why ruin it with HBK? This is amazing enough.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he didn't. But given what they did on Monday, it's surprising that...

...you know, it's WWE. I'm not surprised that went nowhere.

[hbktonyb]

Wow, what a sick match, no thanks to the terrible announcing.

Not up to HBK/Taker standards, but this will be the best match of the show.

[bradshaw06]

Well done.

[Speilmen230]

i have never, ever, felt that the streak was in more jeopardy than it was during this match.


5 stars. i revoke the 5 stars i give to Punk/Orton and give it to this match.

probably should have main evented the entire show.

[hbktonyb]

So glad they gave this 30 minutes.

[jcomey]

And this is why you don't have Cena/Miz after this match. You need to let the crowd cool down a bit, and you have to have something a bit...worse...to give the main event the heat it deserves. To immediately follow this would have been impossible.

[hbktonyb]

Mania 28...Taker vs. Cena?

[BotheDMBFan]

The grabbing the hammer and dropping it was one of the best fake outs I have ever seen.

HHH is bleeding, called it.

[kittensXLI]

And this is why you don't have Cena/Miz after this match. You need to let the crowd cool down a bit, and you have to have something a bit...worse...to give the main event the heat it deserves. To immediately follow this would have been impossible.
Uh... Snooki match...

[BotheDMBFan]

Uh... Snooki match...

I think that's what he was getting at.

[Speilmen230]

HHH just had the match of his career IMO.

Undertaker has had too many great matches to anoint any one specific one the best.

[kittensXLI]

Mania 28...Taker vs. Cena?
I was going to wait until after the PPV to start that question up. I'd imagine Cena is the frontrunner. Rock is the dream. It's got to be impossible for anyone else to remotely come close in comparison/caliber.

[bradshaw06]

they look like two drunks

[Speilmen230]

best sell job in wrestling history?

[hbktonyb]

This post match is just as good as the match. Great selling here.

[kittensXLI]

I think that's what he was getting at.
I don't. He was saying Miz/Cena shouldn't be the main event...

[hbktonyb]

I think Taker is dead :lol

[mja271]

Just turned into the stream and have seen 8 minutes of post match taker and hhh laid out.

[jcomey]

Uh... Snooki match...

....thank you for restating my point.

[kittensXLI]

I think he had a heart attack.

[Speilmen230]

This post match is incredible.

[jcomey]

If this is legit, he'll retire before long. He has too much pride to be tended to like this.

[hbktonyb]

Crowd playing their part.