Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[nkc8246]

Ashley Dupre is booked for today.

I hope she shows up this time!!

[HoldemHart]

Ashley Dupre is booked for today.

I hope she shows up this time!!

In studio!! Atta boy Baba Booey!!

[hbktonyb]

Howard really is a great interviewer...

[HoldemHart]

Howard really is a great interviewer...

The Best in my opinion

[HoldemHart]

Loved the call from his sister this morning

[CrashDMB237]

Anyone else find the show extremely redundant and boring with all this Leno/Conan/NBC shit? Man I miss Artie...

[hbktonyb]

I really miss Artie.

[HoldemHart]

Although this was the best show since they've returned, the show is definitly lacking.

William Shatner is an odd dude.

[hbktonyb]

Why is George in New York and not on the show!?!?

[HoldemHart]

Why is George in New York and not on the show!?!?

I was just wondering that myself, especially with Artie being out.

[javierm27]

I was just wondering that myself, especially with Artie being out.

It's too hard for him to be in there without his muffin.

[jackisback24]

It's too hard for him to be in there without his muffin.
I thought Lisa G would have a breakdown yesterday. I wonder where Artie is today after being discharged.

[HoldemHart]

I thought Lisa G would have a breakdown yesterday. I wonder where Artie is today after being discharged.

I'm not normally a fan of hers but I kinda liked her a little more after yesterday.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Boy, I know Shatner has always been a little rough around the edges, but today he really drove it home that he is a homophobic arrogant asshole.

I will be watching his show though.

[hbktonyb]

I'm not normally a fan of hers but I kinda liked her a little more after yesterday.

Same here.

[javierm27]

I thought Lisa G would have a breakdown yesterday. I wonder where Artie is today after being discharged.

Yeah she sounded really sincere when they were asking her about Artie. Did anyone else notice that she mentioned that she has a photograph of Artie on her desk from his high school years? She loves that baby gorilla.

[jackisback24]

Yeah she sounded really sincere when they were asking her about Artie. Did anyone else notice that she mentioned that she has a photograph of Artie on her desk from his high school years? She loves that baby gorilla.
I did. And I'm one who thinks that Howard on the American Idol show just wouldn't fly. I think the mass audience thinks he's passe, although the hardcores like us still enjoy the show.

[HoldemHart]

God I love the scooter prank call by Richard and Sal. One of their best.

[hbktonyb]

Best show ever...GILBERT!!!!

[HoldemHart]

Herschel Walker was fantastic in the studio today.

[HoldemHart]

That Patton Oswalt clip was really good, he had some good insight about the Leno/Conan thing.

[nkc8246]

God I love the scooter prank call by Richard and Sal. One of their best.

Me too!!

"Hey Im on the scooter now..im on main st"

"your wife just called"

"oh shit..what did you tell her!"

:lol:lol

[HoldemHart]

I know I'm in the minority but I just don't get Gilbert.

[Shagadelic]

Is Artie dead yet?

[javierm27]

^^^

(Price is Right FAIL) ... Ba Ba Boooey, Baaaaaaaaa

[HoldemHart]

Is Artie dead yet?

People from Ocala are funny.

[Ascf33]

artie loves paaaancakkkeees

[hbktonyb]

I know I'm in the minority but I just don't get Gilbert.

:eek:eek

[nkc8246]

i know i'm in the minority but i just don't get gilbert.

holy mackerel!!!!

[HoldemHart]

:eek:eek

I know I know, at times I think he's funny but other times it just gets old to me. I know he's a Stern Show regular but just not my cup of tea.

[FunkyTeaParty]

It took me a long time to warm up to Gilbert.

[Richard Belding]

Robin: Vice President Biden's mother passed away at the age of 92.

*Fred plays the clip of Gilbert laughing hysterically without missing a beat.*

[hbktonyb]

OMG, Robin's song for the news today was seriously hilarious..."penis penis penis, I want my penis"..I am in tears.

[hbktonyb]

Robin: Vice President Biden's mother passed away at the age of 92.

*Fred plays the clip of Gilbert laughing hysterically without missing a beat.*

That is why Fred is a genius.

[jackisback24]

That is why Fred is a genius.
I thought it was Eric?:eek

[HoldemHart]

Just heard the playback of the news and they definitly censored Gilbert when he talked about Obama. Not that I'm entirely surprised.

[jackisback24]

Just heard the playback of the news and they definitly censored Gilbert when he talked about Obama. Not that I'm entirely surprised.
they censored something on Sirius??? What happened?

[FunkyTeaParty]

Just heard the playback of the news and they definitly censored Gilbert when he talked about Obama. Not that I'm entirely surprised.

They let him use his racist black voice. That's not so bad.

[HoldemHart]

they censored something on Sirius??? What happened?

When Howard went around the room asking about Obama's job performance, Gilbert said "the N-word?" but said the whole thing. They definitly just censored it about 15 minutes ago on the replay.

[FunkyTeaParty]

When Howard went around the room asking about Obama's job performance, Gilbert said "the N-word?" but said the whole thing. They definitly just censored it about 15 minutes ago on the replay.

I didn't notice that but they use that word fairly often so I don't know why not now.

What I am enjoying is Gilbert laughing at clips of his own laughing. It is five seconds of a clip and then 20 seconds of his actual laughter. It's killing me.

Holeee Mackel!!!

[HoldemHart]

I used to like Jason but he seems really full of himself lately, it's getting annoying.

[HoldemHart]

However, I enjoy Ronnie the limo driver more and more each day.

[hbktonyb]

Jason is really annoying now. He lives 2 doors down from me, I see him all the time and he's always nice, but on the air he needs to shut up. Too much happy pills.

[jackisback24]

However, I enjoy Ronnie the limo driver more and more each day.
Will and Jason are annoying. Jason just needs to get punched in the face for the stupid grin and Will is a wanna be poor man's Casey. Scott Depace is annoying to but at least there's a semblance of charm to him being annoying.

[jackisback24]

Jason is really annoying now. He lives 2 doors down from me, I see him all the time and he's always nice, but on the air he needs to shut up. Too much happy pills.
Honky, is that true? Like literally same street? That's funny. Artie must be nearby too?

[hbktonyb]

Honky, is that true? Like literally same street? That's funny. Artie must be nearby too?

Yeah, literally 2 doors down. I see him and his wife walking the dog all the time. Artie lives about 9 blocks from me, I've never seen him though.

[hbktonyb]

I would be very excited if Howard ends up on Conan's show next week.

[Ascf33]

I would be very excited if Howard ends up on Conan's show next week.

:thumbsup

I think Howard is trying to play it cool but it will happen.

[HoldemHart]

I would be very excited if Howard ends up on Conan's show next week.

I know this word is overused on these boards but if Howard goes on Conan next week, that'll be EPIC.

[hbktonyb]

I know this word is overused on these boards but if Howard goes on Conan next week, that'll be EPIC.

You're right. Unfortunately, NBC may block it.

[nkc8246]

You're right. Unfortunately, NBC may block it.

It's too bad Conan isn't live.

I LOVE those clips Howard plays of Radio DJ's that have gotten pissed and quit live on the air.

It'd be great if Howard could just show up if the show were live..trash NBC and Leno with Conan and then both of them just walk off set!!

[HoldemHart]

You're right. Unfortunately, NBC may block it.

If they were smart, they would. You know Howard's got some long running hatred for NBC, it would make for television gold.

[hbktonyb]

I think Howard should go on Conan on Friday, his last show, and trash the set.

[junior94]

Dear Jason Kaplan:


The word is pronounced

PIKT-CHURE

:BANG:BANG:BANG:BANG:BANG

[junior94]

Which, btw, this was inspired by catching the HTV segment of "Lisa G Mad At Jason", for stepping in front of her in the group photo, and so having to listen to him say the word "pidtcher" 27 times.

But then I love how Ronnie steps in (whom I absolutely fucking can't stand, btw) and rags on Lisa for taking too much to heart, that "I'd of killed somebody here long ago if I let half the shit get to me that I take about myself everyday"... ohhhh you gotta be kidding me. Ronnie is filled with so much anger virtually every time I hear him speak, he appears bothered by the smallest, most inconsequential things and just goes off and yells that same goddamn thing every time of course, "wuts yorrr PRAWWWBLUM?!?!"
dear god I hate him :lol

[javierm27]

Which, btw, this was inspired by catching the HTV segment of "Lisa G Mad At Jason", for stepping in front of her in the group photo, and so having to listen to him say the word "pidtcher" 27 times.

But then I love how Ronnie steps in (whom I absolutely fucking can't stand, btw) and rags on Lisa for taking too much to heart, that "I'd of killed somebody here long ago if I let half the shit get to me that I take about myself everyday"... ohhhh you gotta be kidding me. Ronnie is filled with so much anger virtually every time I hear him speak, he appears bothered by the smallest, most inconsequential things and just goes off and yells that same goddamn thing every time of course, "wuts yorrr PRAWWWBLUM?!?!"
dear god I hate him :lol

wuts yorrr PRAWWWBLUM?!?!

Its a cadillac chassis!!

[jackisback24]

were they live 2day?

[HoldemHart]

were they live 2day?

Nope, Best of Dr. Stern Celebrity Therapist

[jackisback24]

Nope, Best of Dr. Stern Celebrity Therapist
possibly Cameron this week. The director of Hurt Locker was his wife at one point.:bounce

[nkc8246]

Artie's Jack and Coke is supposed to be on Comedy Central this Saturday the 23rd.

It'll probably be censored but I'm gonna try to catch it to get my Artie fix!!

[HoldemHart]

God damn it Howard, looks like he's not going on Conan.

[hbktonyb]

Just goes to show you that he is in 'mail it in' mode...probably retiring this year. How can he not go on Conan, that really sucks.

[HoldemHart]

Just goes to show you that he is in 'mail it in' mode...probably retiring this year. How can he not go on Conan, that really sucks.

Especially when he talked about how great he knew it could be.....lazy lazy lazy

[nkc8246]

Just goes to show you that he is in 'mail it in' mode...probably retiring this year. How can he not go on Conan, that really sucks.

Especially when he talked about how great he knew it could be.....lazy lazy lazy

Come on guys.. I wouldn't go that far.

If I were him I would sour to it knowing about the whole gag order on Conan with NBC to not trash them after the show and stuff.

It just seems the whole thing would end up watered down anyway if he did do it.

[HoldemHart]

Come on guys.. I wouldn't go that far.

If I were him I would sour to it knowing about the whole gag order on Conan with NBC to not trash them after the show and stuff.

It just seems the whole thing would end up watered down anyway if he did do it.

That was a gag order on Conan, not Howard. I think Howard could've said whatever he wanted. If they tried to silence him too NBC would look even worse. It could've been great television.

[nkc8246]

That was a gag order on Conan, not Howard. I think Howard could've said whatever he wanted. If they tried to silence him too NBC would look even worse. It could've been great television.

I dunno..I guess I just look at it differently.

I dont think it would be that epic seeing Howard trash NBC with Conan just sitting there laughing uncomfortably.
Not to mention I really think NBC would edit the hell out of it anyway assuming that they would allow him to be on in the first place.

It was a good idea while it lasted..I just think Howard realized it really wasnt going to work that well if NBC had even allowed it to happen.

[jackisback24]

I dunno..I guess I just look at it differently.

I dont think it would be that epic seeing Howard trash NBC with Conan just sitting there laughing uncomfortably.
Not to mention I really think NBC would edit the hell out of it anyway assuming that they would allow him to be on in the first place.

It was a good idea while it lasted..I just think Howard realized it really wasnt going to work that well if NBC had even allowed it to happen.


yeah I think people were hoping for the strippers-on-leno show that made it memorable but it wouldn't be the same now. If it was in NY and he only had to go a half hour to the NBC studio, that would've been great. He should go on Fallon and tell Jimmy why Conan should stay and they should get rid of him. Or have Howard do something with Skype for Conan, which could be lame, but could be funny and he could do it from the Sirius studios. He's in retirement mode for sure.

[junior94]

Am I the only one who finds the repetitive "yea" game that Howard plays with Medicated Pete just painfully unfunny? I want to strangle a tiny bunny rabbit every time I hear it.

[nkc8246]

Am I the only one who finds the repetitive "yea" game that Howard plays with Medicated Pete just painfully unfunny? I want to strangle a tiny bunny rabbit every time I hear it.

I can assure you that you aren't the only one!!

I can't stand it at all either.

[HoldemHart]

Everything about Medicated Pete absolutely blows, Howard's worst bit on Sirius.

[jackisback24]

Am I the only one who finds the repetitive "yea" game that Howard plays with Medicated Pete just painfully unfunny? I want to strangle a tiny bunny rabbit every time I hear it.


how about just strangle Pete?

[jackisback24]

I think at this point I'm more excited about Artie's first public interview than Tiger Woods. Artie, get better soon!

[jackisback24]

http://www.wrestleview.com/news2009/1263923532.php?style=dark

[HoldemHart]

I know I've brought this up before but the commercials for Jackies Joke Hunt are god awful. How could anyone actually sit through that shit?

Anyone heard any updates on James Cameron? Can't wait for him in the studio.

[jackisback24]

I know I've brought this up before but the commercials for Jackies Joke Hunt are god awful. How could anyone actually sit through that shit?

Anyone heard any updates on James Cameron? Can't wait for him in the studio.


Looks like he'll be taping Leno tomorrow which means he'll be out on the West Coast and no other talk show tapings scheduled, so your guess is as good as mine.

http://www.interbridge.com/lineups.html

[HoldemHart]

Bubba the Love Sponge got beat up backstage yesterday at a TNA taping, like actually beat up not a work (no cameras around). Apparently this giant chick beat his ass for his Haiti comments. He got what was coming to him.

[HoldemHart]

Why does Howard keep taking calls from Pittsburgh Pete? It baffles the mind, he contributes nothing.

[hbktonyb]

I hate Pete. So negative.

[hbktonyb]

I'm starting to get pretty damn depressed. This could be the last year of Howard on radio...after being a listener for 15 years, don't know how the hell I would survive without him! Today, Robin mentioned that she is trying to start her own radio show. Booey is looking at other producers. Richard hoping his band takes off.

I think he told the staff his plans, and they are all looking elsewhere. My only hope is that maybe he will still do some radio, but because of the limited amount he will do, noone would be able to afford his huge staff, there will be no more tv, etc...Howard could carry a show by himself, I'd still listen.

[HoldemHart]

I'm starting to get pretty damn depressed. This could be the last year of Howard on radio...after being a listener for 15 years, don't know how the hell I would survive without him! Today, Robin mentioned that she is trying to start her own radio show. Booey is looking at other producers. Richard hoping his band takes off.

I think he told the staff his plans, and they are all looking elsewhere. My only hope is that maybe he will still do some radio, but because of the limited amount he will do, noone would be able to afford his huge staff, there will be no more tv, etc...Howard could carry a show by himself, I'd still listen.

Totally agree, as lame as it sounds I'll follow him in whatever medium he decides to use if he decides to keep working.

[HoldemHart]

Wow....Gary absolutely destroyed Yucko today, it needed to be said though.

[hbktonyb]

Gary f'n killed him...but I can't believe Howard didn't get all over Booey for playing solitaire! C'mon Howard, golden opportunity to pile on Booey for at least 30 minutes...

[junior94]

So I'm behind on this... has it been stated as certainty at this point that Artie will definitely not return as a member of the show, even once he's physically recovered?

[HoldemHart]

So I'm behind on this... has it been stated as certainty at this point that Artie will definitely not return as a member of the show, even once he's physically recovered?

There really hasn't been any discussion of Artie actually returning or anyone replacing him. Looks like the Robin Quivers show starts in 2010!

[javierm27]

Man I can't wait to see what Yucko responds with for Gary tomorrow. Haha.

[HoldemHart]

Just heard a promo for geek time this weekend and it said they are having James Cameron as a guest? This can't be right? He isn't coming in the studio?

[hbktonyb]

I think Howard ripped Ralph for it, but I'm not sure...listening to the west coast feed.

[jackisback24]

So I watched Howard TV yesterday with a buddy as I only watch a couple of times a year.

A few observations: Benjy's girlfriend Sarah is hot but such a whack job. Holy shit she's bananas. I saw her in the strongest naked contest and then the idiot game with Sal and she's just a whack job.

My buddy is convinced that Howard has a wig on. He says there are photos on SFN that his hair is blowing in the wind and you can see a weave. Which brings the point, how many 60 year old guys have a thick head of hair like that, dark w/out dye job with nothing thinning?

Gosh that Tracy chick is fugly. First time I saw her. She was yelling at Benji and I was expecting, I don't know, someone looking like a bigger Kelly Clarkson or something. But holy cow, she is not good looking at all. No wonder she is pissed all the time.

Regarding the Jason vs. Lisa photo, they showed it on HTV and I didn't see Jason blocking Lisa. She can look good and then there are days where she doesn't look good at all. But she and Jason and Ronnie are very annoying and have jumped the shark totally. And I did notice during a segment of HTV where they showed the wrap up show and Gary saying they'll be done in 11 1/2 months, so I don't know.

I still say Howard should do a show on HBO like Mike and Mike in the morning where he gets paid a boat load and do what he wants. Maybe a weekly show or something.

[HoldemHart]

Eric the midget being a New York Times crossword puzzle clue is the funniest thing I've heard all the day.

[HoldemHart]

I've never seen a studio whore like Medicated Pete, he'll do anything to be on the air. If that means bullshit lies about bullshit women, so be it.

[junior94]

I've never seen a studio whore like Medicated Pete, he'll do anything to be on the air. If that means bullshit lies about bullshit women, so be it.

I'm starting to think this is more and more possible, the intentional lying by him. Because I mean, he gave like three separate lies initially for the whole kissing the date situation, and none of them made any sense whatsoever, no even halfway reasonable reason for why you'd lie in a case like that.

And yes, the repetitive "yea" thing I brought up before, I don't believe for a second that he can't help himself. He sees in the moment for an opportunity for it to be something potentially funny (at least Howard obviously thinks so, whereas like I said before I can't stand it) and he starts doing it at will.
:rolleyes

[Zildjian242]

I'm starting to think this is more and more possible, the intentional lying by him. Because I mean, he gave like three separate lies initially for the whole kissing the date situation, and none of them made any sense whatsoever, no even halfway reasonable reason for why you'd lie in a case like that.

And yes, the repetitive "yea" thing I brought up before, I don't believe for a second that he can't help himself. He sees in the moment for an opportunity for it to be something potentially funny (at least Howard obviously thinks so, whereas like I said before I can't stand it) and he starts doing it at will.
:rolleyes

Medicated Pete is the best thing thats happened to the show in a long time. Im fascinated by him by him for some reason. Kinda like I was with ETM back in the day

[HoldemHart]

Medicated Pete is the best thing thats happened to the show in a long time. Im fascinated by him by him for some reason. Kinda like I was with ETM back in the day

:eek Wow, I respectfully disagree and this is coming from a big Eric the Midget fan.

[hbktonyb]

I still love ETM.

I'm dying to hear the New Year's Ralph story!

[junior94]

Medicated Pete is the best thing thats happened to the show in a long time.

:ugh:ugh:ugh


And I still find ETM funny as well. It just cracks me up still how much of an asshole he is to them and ungrateful for things, not realizing he'd literally have NONE of it were it not for the show. And the "aak aak!"'s from Mars Attack, one of the best and most fitting sound affects Fred's ever played in the history of the show.

[Zildjian242]

:eek Wow, I respectfully disagree and this is coming from a big Eric the Midget fan.

Compared to Bigfoot, High Pitch, mary anne, etc. Pete is my favorite

[hbktonyb]

I like Bigfoot better it is.

[jackisback24]

Compared to Bigfoot, High Pitch, mary anne, etc. Pete is my favorite

I saw Pete on HTV and didn't realize that he wasn't in a wheelchair. I know Eric is but thought he was too. He's an odd looking dude. Hank and Elliott were the best. If Howard is leaving, bring back Elliott for a couple of episodes. Or have Gilbert sit in Artie's chair.

I still can't get over that Tracy chick.:eek

[junior94]

I saw Pete on HTV and didn't realize that he wasn't in a wheelchair. I know Eric is but thought he was too. He's an odd looking dude. Hank and Elliott were the best. If Howard is leaving, bring back Elliott for a couple of episodes. Or have Gilbert sit in Artie's chair.

I still can't get over that Tracy chick.:eek

Are you talking about Elliot Offen? (if that's even how you spell it)

oh man, that freak... I seriously start to feel physically ill when I even LOOK at him, much less than having to hear him as well. He grosses me out with the chick fishnet shit he always wears and watching him dance around like he does, and a face that's so butt FUGLY, ugh even thinking about this now just to make the post, yuck. I want NOTHING whatsoever to do with him.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Elliot burned his bridge with the football picks years ago. He almost singlehandedly ruined that whole bit.

[junior94]

I was watching the HTV segment last night of Ralph's iron fist leading on the Geek Show, and man Jason is so obese, if just the sound of him laughing kinda icks you out hearing it on the radio, the image of watching him do it is straight up disturbing. I believe he's legitimately laughing, but he appears like he's laughing WAY harder than necessary, face all contorting weirdly and he practically doubles over :p

Which speaking of Ralph, one of the very few times I've ever agreed with Depace. That why are these guys bothering to bend over backwards accomadating Ralph on all this bullshit, I'd tell him to go fuck himself. I mean there's a matter of doing your job, and yet standing up to someone who's totally unreasonable and doesn't have all that real of authority over you anyway.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Plus no one respects Ralph on any level so telling him to go fuck himself would have zero neagtive repercussions.

[junior94]

Plus no one respects Ralph on any level so telling him to go fuck himself would have zero neagtive repercussions.

Right on. And to finally have the NYE details talked about, if even in a general way, I'm of course not in the least surprised. Because one of the things I hate most about Ralph (& it's a major pet peeve of mine of ANYONE) is how entitled he always seems to act about so many things. And I can't help but think it's gotta be at least partially a byproduct of the ridiculously priviledged life he's been given by Howard, getting paid I'm sure a crazy rate to do a very small amount of work, and he's become this guy who feels he absolutely will be acknowledged and reckoned with.

[FunkyTeaParty]

And with that NYE story out in the open and Ralph having seemingly lost the trust and/or backing of Howard he really should be watching himself.

[junior94]

And with that NYE story out in the open and Ralph having seemingly lost the trust and/or backing of Howard he really should be watching himself.

Yea but as Robin even quickly pointed out, we'll believe it when we see it. Because Howard has seemingly reached his breaking point with Ralph in the past before, and after a certain block of time he keeps eventually letting him back in.

[FunkyTeaParty]

They gotta be banging.

[jackisback24]

What's the story w/Ralph and NYE because I missed it?

And what is the deal with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman? Did the Wrap up show ever discuss what happened?

[junior94]

What's the story w/Ralph and NYE because I missed it?


Well Howard only vaguely went into it, they were already on the topic of Ralph being as ass from talking about Geek Time, and (least last I heard) Howard didn't wanna go too far into it without Ralph on the phone at the time to contribute. But basically, Howard had at the party a few of his celeb friends, the main example he said was Rob Zombie, and Ralph got so hammered that he was pretty much openly insulting people, more or less. And it really pissed off Howard, because it made shit awkward, etc.

[jeepguy]

does anyone have a SFN account that I can borrow?

[hbktonyb]

Great first hour...ripping on Scott, Booey. Love a pissed off Howard.

[Joruus]

Watched the uncensored "Jack and Coke" on Comedy Central's Secret Stash. There's a section near the end where Artie says "I want to thank my mother and sister Stacey for saving my life.... AGAIN." I was thinking to myself, "A couple months later, you're mom is literally going to save your life... AGAIN." It's amazing how turning 42 and going to a benefit for paraplegics caused a huge backslide into depression and drug use, to the point where he tried to (and almost succeeded) in committing suicide.

On another note, Artie's sister is fucking HOT!

[HoldemHart]

Anyone shocked Howard slammed Dave's performance on the Hope for Haiti benefit?

[FunkyTeaParty]

Anyone shocked Howard slammed Dave's performance on the Hope for Haiti benefit?

He ignored it when I was listening. I got the impression he didn't even see it.

[HoldemHart]

He just said it was horrible and that he ruined a Neil Young performance, he said he fast forwarded through it.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I missed that. He pretty much trashed the whole thing though. And he trashed Conan's last show, which I thought was good.

Howard decides what he likes beforehand and it is nearly impossible to change his mind.

[jackisback24]

Anyone shocked Howard slammed Dave's performance on the Hope for Haiti benefit?
howard has always said that Beth likes DMB but he doesn't get them. I think Dave's a fan. If Beth could only convince them to come in and do a song. I don't get why U2 or DMB or some cool rock band hasn't been in there. I know he's had a few, Aerosmith and Foo Fighters to name a few, but he could get so many other big bands in there.

[jackisback24]

I happened to put on Mastertape last night around 620ish and Howard was on from 1997 talking about how Tiger will fall apart and be a partier and so forth. I hate to say it because I hate when he claims credit for shit because he does it all the time, but he was right on with that and right on with the clip of him on Conan from 2006 saying that Leno will be a pain, etc.

[junior94]

Anyone shocked Howard slammed Dave's performance on the Hope for Haiti benefit?

I've long ago learned to simply let go anything Howard says when it comes to this stuff. I mean the bottom line is I'm a big fan of Howard, but he's proven his tastes in the entertainment world are largely a joke, he's got the Tivo roster of a 14 year old girl. Obsessed with reality TV, etc..

[Zildjian242]

Anyone shocked Howard slammed Dave's performance on the Hope for Haiti benefit?

This didn't surprise me, howard is a very fucked up person when it comes to music. He likes CCR, Neil Young one day then says he likes climb by miley cyrus.
He even said today that Leslie West is the best guitar player ever, which is an interesting choice...

[jackisback24]

This didn't surprise me, howard is a very fucked up person when it comes to music. He likes CCR, Neil Young one day then says he likes climb by miley cyrus.
He even said today that Leslie West is the best guitar player ever, which is an interesting choice...
I'm sure he bashed Alanis at one point before she came in a few times. Same with Hagar.

[junior94]

This didn't surprise me, howard is a very fucked up person when it comes to music. He likes CCR, Neil Young one day then says he likes climb by miley cyrus.
He even said today that Leslie West is the best guitar player ever, which is an interesting choice...

Well and Artie's often been just as bad. No matter what it is, if it was anytime after, say, 1990 (& even that's probably too late) Artie invariably has no respect for it and thinks it's shit. I found his 'old school' attitude about so much to get a bit tiring.

[nkc8246]

I'm loving this Ozzie interview!!

Ozzie is on FIRE :lol:lol

[HoldemHart]

I'm loving this Ozzie interview!!

Ozzie is on FIRE :lol:lol

Great fucking interview...glad that Sharon wasn't there stealing all the airtime. Ozzy kiled it.

[hbktonyb]

Both shows this week have been freakin great...Howard is on fiaaaaaaa

[HoldemHart]

Both shows this week have been freakin great...Howard is on fiaaaaaaa

Agreed, I really liked the spot he did on Rosie's show too.

[hbktonyb]

Yup, him and Rosie have good convo.

[hbktonyb]

Fuckin Booey and his dumb clearing his throat.

[BotheDMBFan]

What is Stern going to do when his contract runs out?

[BotheDMBFan]

I say this because I'm thinking of getting an XM radio n shit in a month or two, and if Stern isn't on it, I really wouldn't want it. Not that he'd be the only reason, but he IS a big reason why I would.

[HoldemHart]

I say this because I'm thinking of getting an XM radio n shit in a month or two, and if Stern isn't on it, I really wouldn't want it. Not that he'd be the only reason, but he IS a big reason why I would.

I'd seriously hold off, there haven't been any really signs he'll return to Sirius/XM after this year.

[HoldemHart]

Just now listening to the west coast feed, Howards being pretty candid about his negotiations with terrestrial radio.

[HoldemHart]

I could listen to Howard telling his parents stories all god damn day.

[Beefsteak1138]

Just now listening to the west coast feed, Howards being pretty candid about his negotiations with terrestrial radio.

What did he say?

[HoldemHart]

What did he say?

He said he's been approached (as early as a year into his sirius contract) to make a return. He said they've realized that regular radio has taken a huge hit and they want him back. He said he met with them several times recently but doesn't see how he could possibly return to regular radio. He also acknowledged that it could just be a ploy to drive up his price to Sirius.

Usually he's a lot more tight lipped about this kind of stuff

[jackisback24]

He said he's been approached (as early as a year into his sirius contract) to make a return. He said they've realized that regular radio has taken a huge hit and they want him back. He said he met with them several times recently but doesn't see how he could possibly return to regular radio. He also acknowledged that it could just be a ploy to drive up his price to Sirius.

Usually he's a lot more tight lipped about this kind of stuff

I think it's a ploy to drive up his price w/Sirius, but Sirius is broke so he's not going to get a mega-deal like he did in the beginning.

[HoldemHart]

I think it's a ploy to drive up his price w/Sirius, but Sirius is broke so he's not going to get a mega-deal like he did in the beginning.

Hasn't stopped them from running their new ad campaign that's on during every major broadcast I've seen lately.

[hbktonyb]

Boff, I'm hungry and I like to eat pizza out of the garbage boff.

[jackisback24]

Hasn't stopped them from running their new ad campaign that's on during every major broadcast I've seen lately.

I don't know what their debt payments are but remember reading something on it. Who knows? I think they were trying to reverse trends w/the cash for clunkers program last year but I don't know for sure what their profit margin is. I just doubt Howard will get a $500 million contract this go around.

[HoldemHart]

I don't know what their debt payments are but remember reading something on it. Who knows? I think they were trying to reverse trends w/the cash for clunkers program last year but I don't know for sure what their profit margin is. I just doubt Howard will get a $500 million contract this go around.

No way, doubt they can even get close to that number again.

[jackisback24]

No way, doubt they can even get close to that number again.

Exactly my point. Regular radio doesn't have that either, imo because the ad money isn't there to justify it. But if he's saying that regular radio is courting him, and they may or may not be, it gives him some leverage to drive up his price w/Sirius because they know there's no turning back if he leaves. They don't have any other programming to keep the masses if Stern bolts.

[HoldemHart]

Exactly my point. Regular radio doesn't have that either, imo because the ad money isn't there to justify it. But if he's saying that regular radio is courting him, and they may or may not be, it gives him some leverage to drive up his price w/Sirius because they know there's no turning back if he leaves. They don't have any other programming to keep the masses if Stern bolts.

I've said it before but I'm cancelling the day Howard goes off the air on Sirius, not a bad product but I only renew for Stern there are too many other musical options out there.

[HoldemHart]

:lol:lol:lol @ Sal's call to the clock shop


Absolutely priceless.

[BotheDMBFan]

When is his deal up?

[hbktonyb]

When is his deal up?

End of the year.

[BotheDMBFan]

End of the year.

Ma fucka better sign with XM/Sirius again right quick. Wait forever, I wish not to.

[HoldemHart]

Listening to the Robert Schimmel interview from today

My reaction= :eek

[junior94]

Exactly my point. Regular radio doesn't have that either, imo because the ad money isn't there to justify it. But if he's saying that regular radio is courting him, and they may or may not be, it gives him some leverage to drive up his price w/Sirius because they know there's no turning back if he leaves. They don't have any other programming to keep the masses if Stern bolts.

I have trouble believing that him saying he's been courted by terrestrial radio would give him an leverage in negotiations, because anyone who knows even the slightest thing about Howard knows there is absolutely no way in hell he goes back there. Seriously, he's more likely to get struck by lightning 10 times in the same day.

[hbktonyb]

Listening to the Robert Schimmel interview from today

My reaction= :eek

Crazy interview...I hate his wife.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I have trouble believing that him saying he's been courted by terrestrial radio would give him an leverage in negotiations, because anyone who knows even the slightest thing about Howard knows there is absolutely no way in hell he goes back there. Seriously, he's more likely to get struck by lightning 10 times in the same day.

He's all but flat out said he won't go back to regular radio.

And as far as the Schimmel interview.....wow. He is such a funny guy and his last couple of appearances have been so damn depressing. I feel terrible for the guy. Although, Ralph was right when he said he sounded like a little bit of a pussy. I am sure we have all said things to women that we would never want our friends or the rest of the world to hear because we would sound like a jackass, but "what can I do so you will like me as much as you like him" is up there with the worst.

Hopefull he can bounce back from this and get back to being funny.

[javierm27]

Robin reading the news yesterday pronounces Gilbert Arenas as Gilbert Aranus.

[FunkyTeaParty]

If Robin pronounced it that way then that's probably how it's pronounced.

Either that or she was going to pronounce it Arenas and for some reason didn't.

[javierm27]

If Robin pronounced it that way then that's probably how it's pronounced.

Either that or she was going to pronounce it Arenas and for some reason didn't.

Haha, this is true.

[dmbncsu]

I heard the Rosie and Howard sit down on her show. I thought I would never say this, but wow. That was awesome and then Ozzy walks in. I love Sirius, long interviews and people just walk in. Worth every penny I spend.

[hbktonyb]

I love Ben Stern.

[HoldemHart]

I love Ben Stern.

A personal hero of mine.

[nkc8246]

I love Ben Stern.

Another wonderful appearence today by Ben :cool

[hbktonyb]

Listening to Ben at 85 years old makes me think Howard can do this for another 30 years...

[jackisback24]

Anyone know if Cameron is coming on? Marks Friggin has a (?) on his name.

[HoldemHart]

"Stop Looking at me, I hate you!"

- Howard to Benji during his Supreme Court rant

:lol

[hbktonyb]

This Benji segment is unbelievable.

[hbktonyb]

I play solitaire bofffff

[hbktonyb]

i don't know what qwerty means boofffffffffffff

price is right: baba ba booeyyy....eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[jackisback24]

James Cameron will tape Larry King Live tomorrow and if that show tapes in NY, I'll bet a dollar that he'll be on Stern either tomorrow or Thursday. It may be taped in DC or LA, not sure.

[HoldemHart]

I'm kinda punting on the whole James Cameron idea. Not looking like it's going to happen because if it was they'd be hyping it no?

[jackisback24]

I'm kinda punting on the whole James Cameron idea. Not looking like it's going to happen because if it was they'd be hyping it no?
maybe they don't want to hype it because in case he changes his mind? I don't recall a lot of hype for Coppola when he came. I think it was mentioned, but it wasn't mentioned that much that I recall. If King is taped (or live, or live to tape-however the show works) in LA, obviously it's not happening this week.

[jackisback24]

I just wish I knew who Artie liked in the Superbowl so that I can bet the opposite and make a bundle.:lol

[nkc8246]

Langford totally pwning Lisa G today made my day :monkey

[HoldemHart]

Langford totally pwning Lisa G today made my day :monkey

Listening to it now, sounds promising.

[HoldemHart]

God I love when they crack on JD's school Full Sail, it's like 15 minutes from where I live. It's the biggest bunch of dorks you've ever seen, much like JD.

[nkc8246]

Listening to it now, sounds promising.

She gets SO offended its beyond funny!

I suppose its even more satisfying to me because I cant stand her :thumbsup

[jackisback24]

I know Sarah is wacky, but a 41 or so year old Benji banging a hot chick doesn't make any sense to me.

[hbktonyb]

I love David and David boff, welcome to the bofftown.

I love my forty-five boff

[HoldemHart]

Sarah Silverman is always a great interview. It was nice to get a break from Robin for 45 minutes.

[CrashDMB237]

God Artie needs to come back. Or someone needs to sit in that seat. The show has become borderline unlistenable unless someone else is in the studio. Shit, I would take Sarah Silverman in Artie's seat, she's awesome. I can't listen to the same old Leno shit anymore. It's soooo boring and overdone.

[HoldemHart]

God Artie needs to come back. Or someone needs to sit in that seat. The show has become borderline unlistenable unless someone else is in the studio. Shit, I would take Sarah Silverman in Artie's seat, she's awesome. I can't listen to the same old Leno shit anymore. It's soooo boring and overdone.

Agreed, I've found myself listening to a lot more music this week when Howard and Robin just start babbling about nothing.

[hbktonyb]

I disagree...although I like the show better with Artie, Howard has been raging for the last couple of weeks, and I freakin love angry Howard. He's been ripping on everyone - Scott, Gary, Fred, Janks, etc...it is a different show, but so freakin entertaining when Howard is in this mood.

[javierm27]

Wow, Howards daughter said the horse scene were they interlock in Avatar was rape.

[jackisback24]

Wow, Howards daughter said the horse scene were they interlock in Avatar was rape.
:eekUm, I've never looked at it that way.

[javierm27]

:eekUm, I've never looked at it that way.

Seriously and Howard said he agreed. Robin gave him crap for it too though she said in that case that the trees were also raped :lol, and Fred kept repeating my Governor saying Abatar. I love this show.

[hbktonyb]

Todays' show was so freakin good. Fred got pissed and called Howard a star fucker! :lol

[hbktonyb]

'Idol' producers want Howard Stern to replace Cowell

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/idol...kfqa7EgK1nvRaN

"American Idol" producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show's tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.

An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America's highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.

[hbktonyb]

^No way Howard would ever take this. He hates to travel.

[jackisback24]

^No way Howard would ever take this. He hates to travel.


A couple of things. I take this with a grain of salt because it just reeks of being a negotiation ploy w/Sirius since his deal is near up. He's always talked about hosting a game show, ala the Price is Right as the ultimate cush job and he'd love to do it, and this would be the ultimate cush job. Would I be shocked if he did this and maybe an altered schedule of The Howard Stern show? I wouldn't be shocked.

[hbktonyb]

If Howard has any desire to help Sirius, make a shit ton of money and be mainstream, he'll take it. I can see him doing this and still doing a radio show.

[javierm27]

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=456958&gt1=28103

I know this was posted before but check out this chicks response to Stern joining American Idol, whore.

[hbktonyb]

of course, e network

[jas230314]

does anyone know a good online listening program i can use? Sirius online sucks, and cuts out all the time. Anyone have any advice?

[junior94]

Penthouse Pet March 2010 Heidi Baron's topless sybian ride - 6:39 (2.4.10)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/73300x

preview screenshot (NSFW)
http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-11.php?id=523baron1.jpg

[nkc8246]

I dunno about you guys... but I really hope this whole year doesnt turn into a Brett Favre inspired "What is Howard going to do next" fiasco.

This whole morning pretty much being devoted to American Idol "rumors" is getting really old, really fast for me. :BANG

[hbktonyb]

He's making it entertaining...He obviously is not going to take it, I don't even think the offer is real.

[HoldemHart]

I dunno about you guys... but I really hope this whole year doesnt turn into a Brett Favre inspired "What is Howard going to do next" fiasco.

This whole morning pretty much being devoted to American Idol "rumors" is getting really old, really fast for me. :BANG

I actually enjoyed his ranting this morning, especially about Oprah. If the show ever gets stale for me, I just try to remember that it's better than Medicated Pete.

[hbktonyb]

Test Sticles.

[nkc8246]

He's making it entertaining...He obviously is not going to take it, I don't even think the offer is real.

I actually enjoyed his ranting this morning, especially about Oprah. If the show ever gets stale for me, I just try to remember that it's better than Medicated Pete.

I agree it is pure shtick.

Im just hoping this whole calender year doesnt turn into show after show of stuff like this.

Howard is gonna do American Idol,
Howard is gonna host a Late night show,
Howard is gonna judge Dancing with the stars...

Ugghhh.. I dunno, i just see it getting old after a while.

[hbktonyb]

Today's show was beyond hilarious. Howard is just on fire, really sounds like he wants to be there.

[HoldemHart]

His ideas for American Idol were fucking hilarious.

[hbktonyb]

Forcing Ellen to show her boy underwear and strap-on :lol

[hbktonyb]

I'm going to spider-man Ellen and taser Randy every time he says dog.

[hbktonyb]

Holy shit, Howard's rap about Benicio DelToro is fuckin hilarious.

[hbktonyb]

So funny how the media spins it:

Howard Stern says filling Simon Cowell's seat on American Idol would be the "best thing that happened to me" — but he would have to make "a ton of dough. "

"Yeah, I would do that show for $100 million," Stern told his Sirius satellite radio listeners Monday, reports TheWrap.

According to a TVGuide.com poll, 69 percent of users thought Stern should replace Cowell, while the rest opposed the idea.

"It might be possible, we'll see, "said Stern. "They'd have to pay me a ton of dough, because I already make a ton of dough."

Is Howard Stern replacing Simon Cowell on Idol?

Stern's five-year $500 million contract with Sirius expires at the end of this year.

Stern, 56, said he might be the only person who could fill the void left by Cowell.

Who should replace Simon Cowell on American Idol?

"If I do say so myself, I can't imagine anyone else but me replacing [Cowell]," Stern said. "I mean, I don't know. How else are they going to make that show work? Who knows how to broadcast and who knows how to be interesting? And who's not afraid to speak their mind?"

[junior94]

So funny how the media spins it:

Howard Stern says filling Simon Cowell's seat on American Idol would be the "best thing that happened to me" — but he would have to make "a ton of dough. "

"Yeah, I would do that show for $100 million," Stern told his Sirius satellite radio listeners Monday, reports TheWrap.

According to a TVGuide.com poll, 69 percent of users thought Stern should replace Cowell, while the rest opposed the idea.

"It might be possible, we'll see, "said Stern. "They'd have to pay me a ton of dough, because I already make a ton of dough."

Is Howard Stern replacing Simon Cowell on Idol?

Stern's five-year $500 million contract with Sirius expires at the end of this year.

Stern, 56, said he might be the only person who could fill the void left by Cowell.

Who should replace Simon Cowell on American Idol?

"If I do say so myself, I can't imagine anyone else but me replacing [Cowell]," Stern said. "I mean, I don't know. How else are they going to make that show work? Who knows how to broadcast and who knows how to be interesting? And who's not afraid to speak their mind?"

Yea I didn't hear any of the show today, suppose I'll catch it when HTV comes out with a segment of it in the next 24-48 hours, but I'm sorta guessing that a lot of that was just basically taken out of context, that there was lots of sarcasm to be had.

I mean if Howard seriously was going to move onto AI next year and announced that now, not only would I not be watching that (well, I already don't watch AI, or any reality TV for that matter, I despise all of it) but I would be so turned off I think I'd probably immediately cease following anything on the Stern show and not bother paying any attention the remainder of the year.

[junior94]

Poor Gary, with the whole having to put on a mask for a sybian ride with the Howard TV thing, I mean honestly I don't think Richie Wilson is any better looking than Gary, yet you never hear a word about him having to cover up, and he's always right there next to him, just as in view to the girl as Gary is :p

[hbktonyb]

I love that welding and bee keeper's mask.

[HoldemHart]

I love when Howard talks about David Letterman's fuck room....holy shit

[HoldemHart]

:lol Poucho Marx

[nkc8246]

:lol Poucho Marx

Awesome stuff!! :lol

[nkc8246]

That Asian Pete Game was great too!!

I got Bruce Springstein but the rest of them were HARD!!

Im listening to the replay now after hearing the answers this morning and I still cant get the answers!! :lol:lol

The JD game they started seemed awesome too :cool

[hbktonyb]

The show has been so good the past 2 weeks, I can't even believe how on fire Howard is. Negative Howard = hilarious Howard.

[javierm27]

The show has been so good the past 2 weeks, I can't even believe how on fire Howard is. Negative Howard = hilarious Howard.

:thumbsup I just want a little more of Howard getting pissed off at Baba Booey the pizza delivery boy monkey.

[hbktonyb]

Yes, we need more of Gary playing solitaire during the show.

[HoldemHart]

Great line by Howard about the girl from the view Sherri (sp?)

"Let me put it this way, Sherri's been to a lot of picnics but she's no picnic"

[hbktonyb]

Another great one today, Howard had so many one liners during the news I was cracking up.

[hbktonyb]

"Yeah, girls really want that for Valentine's day. Beth knows the drill by now, I tell her I want to give her a massage, and in 3 seconds my finger is in her ass".

[HoldemHart]

Great start to the show today....Ronnie locked himself in the bathroom...

[junior94]

If the Howard from the early 1990's could meet the Howard from today, what do you think he'd day or think of him? Anything in particular?

Okay just for one example, I wonder if the earlier Howard would've been so obsessed with superfluous reality TV.

[javierm27]

If the Howard from the early 1990's could meet the Howard from today, what do you think he'd day or think of him? Anything in particular?

Okay just for one example, I wonder if the earlier Howard would've been so obsessed with superfluous reality TV.


I would hope he would punch Howard from today for enjoying Miley Cyrus' music.

[nkc8246]

I would hope he would punch Howard from today for enjoying Miley Cyrus' music.

:lol

[HoldemHart]

Gary apology tape is on Howard 100 right now......freaking classic.

[hbktonyb]

Almost makes this whole special worth it. I am laughing just like I did the first time I heard this classic.

m-m-m-m-m-m-m-marriage

[HoldemHart]

Pat O'Brien song parodies from the first days on Sirius!!! This special just got soooooooo much better.

[hbktonyb]

I love Booey logic. You gained a lover, and lost a friend. I lost a lover, and lost a friend. But I may have gained a couple of lovers, and lost a couple of friends. But you can add a lover, and I can add a friend.

hahaha

[HoldemHart]

Tracey vs. Grillo fight now......Kudos to Sarah Silverman, she's pulled some freaking great clips... There's something about the way Howard says "Top Shelf Liquor"

[nkc8246]

Tracey vs. Grillo fight now......Kudos to Sarah Silverman, she's pulled some freaking great clips... There's something about the way Howard says "Top Shelf Liquor"

She has had some GREAT picks!!

Listening to "Ooohh Debbie,,, muah muah" again right now :lol

[nkc8246]

Hearing Artie on these clips is really making me miss him all that much more too

:lorraine:(

[HoldemHart]

Hearing Artie on these clips is really making me miss him all that much more too

:lorraine:(

Totally agree, the void in the show is even more obvious

[javierm27]

Dropping f'in loads.

[Beefsteak1138]

$20 for 5 months of XM. I might have to re-subscribe.

[hbktonyb]

Tracey vs. Grillo fight now......Kudos to Sarah Silverman, she's pulled some freaking great clips... There's something about the way Howard says "Top Shelf Liquor"

You mean, dop shelv ligga

[HoldemHart]

You mean, dop shelv ligga

:lol

[hbktonyb]

Live show! Thank God.

[HoldemHart]

Howard comparing Tiger's speech to a bat mitzvah was great.

[CrashDMB237]

God damnit someone needs to be in that seat... I find myself turning on my iPod more and more these days during live shows.

[HoldemHart]

God damnit someone needs to be in that seat... I find myself turning on my iPod more and more these days during live shows.

I totally agree, although I thought today's show was pretty good.

[hbktonyb]

Still love the show, obviously better w/ Artie though.

[HoldemHart]

March 10th Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty pageant......EPIC radio shall ensue.

[javierm27]

I still can't stop laughing at Robin and how she believed that a shower at noon during the week would be ok.

[hbktonyb]

I hate these whores that go on the show.

[javierm27]

Theres some hoes in this house...

[junior94]

I think this chick is actually within the bottom 10 of all the Miss HTV's they've ever heard, not a good boob job (well, hardly any are) and not all that cute a face either, but...


Miss Howard TV March 2010 Destiny Dixon rides the Sybian completely nude VIDEO - 9:18 (2.22.10)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/sz4nb4

Preview screens (NSFW)
http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-12.php?id=9736dd1.jpg

[HoldemHart]

I hate these whores that go on the show.

Howard makes the interview about as interesting as possible but these chicks are just so dumb and slutty.

[junior94]

Did anyone else catch the pornstar Taryn Thomas's story the other day about her horrible anal experience forcing her out of porn? :ugh

Well I'd actually never heard of her before she appeared on the show in 2006, I'm not too into hardcore anal in my porn but she is pretty cute, here's the segment of her sybian ride.


[VIDEO]Pornstar Taryn Thomas Sybian ride - 5:47 (2.24.10)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/6tybks


Preview screens (NSFW)
http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-12.php?id=1943tt1.jpg

[junior94]

Damn it feels like they haven't had this many new Sybian rides this close together since back in the old days of 2006. Going old school here. Well those of you who listened would know how this particular one was special, with Gary giving up the controls to guest Tracy Morgan (who's on the show so often lately I wonder if he's supposed to be Artie's replacement).


[VIDEO]Pornstar Riley Steele Sybian Ride - 5:08 (2.25.10)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/k00gu7


preview screens (NSFW)
http://hotchyx.com/01/adult-image-hosting-view-12.php?id=7774rs1.jpg

[HoldemHart]

They turned down the Jersey Shore cast?!?! That's fucking ridiculous, what was a Medicated Pete bit scheduled that day?

[junior94]

They turned down the Jersey Shore cast?!?! That's fucking ridiculous, what was a Medicated Pete bit scheduled that day?

Dude I have no problem with that at all, though it shocks me they did, knowing Howard's tastes. The fewer things that "legitimize" them, the better. It's ridiculous that whole thing is as successful and popular as it is, glorifying and making rich these people are completely brain dead.

[HoldemHart]

Dude I have no problem with that at all, though it shocks me they did, knowing Howard's tastes. The fewer things that "legitimize" them, the better. It's ridiculous that whole thing is as successful and popular as it is, glorifying and making rich these people are completely brain dead.

Don't get me wrong, they're complete idiots but would think Howard could make it pretty damn entertaining.

The cast of the Jersey Shore is no worse than the porn whores they bring in all the time.

[hbktonyb]

I can't believe they turned down the cast of Jersey Shore, so fuckin dumb. Especially when you see the list of upcoming guests in March:

Beetlejuice - 10 times per year
Lisa Lampaneli - 10 times per year
Joan Rivers - 200 times per year
Harry Shearer - who?
Cockyoke - So we get to see someone singing out of Richard's penis?
Barbara Walters - again? She'll probably call in.
Tommy James - who?
Jesse Ventura - No way this could be possible, he has been in every month. I like him but its too much.
The Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant - Cool.
Janice Dickinson - 80's?
Andrew Dice Clay - 80's? I still like him though.
Karl the Hammer Cock - what the fuck?
Carol Liefer - 80's?
Richard Lewis - Again?
Pete Rose - Cool.

[HoldemHart]

Well Joan Rivers has the same agent as Howard which is why she's always on. Beetlejuice can be all every week for all I'm concerned, love that guy.

[hbktonyb]

I love Beetle but he is always in. But Beetle > Joan Rivers.

[HoldemHart]

Wow....besides the Tiger Woods and Pete Rose appearance, that list is stale to say the least.

[junior94]

I can't believe they turned down the cast of Jersey Shore, so fuckin dumb. Especially when you see the list of upcoming guests in March:

Beetlejuice - 10 times per year
Lisa Lampaneli - 10 times per year
Joan Rivers - 200 times per year
Harry Shearer - who?
Cockyoke - So we get to see someone singing out of Richard's penis?
Barbara Walters - again? She'll probably call in.
Tommy James - who?
Jesse Ventura - No way this could be possible, he has been in every month. I like him but its too much.
The Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant - Cool.
Janice Dickinson - 80's?
Andrew Dice Clay - 80's? I still like him though.
Karl the Hammer Cock - what the fuck?
Carol Liefer - 80's?
Richard Lewis - Again?
Pete Rose - Cool.

You seriously don't know who Harry Shearer is? :ugh First of all, he's one of the key voice actors on the Simpsons (Mr Burns, Smithers, Principle Skinner, etc) a long time comic actor (most Christopher Guest stuff, including an original band member in "This Is Spinal Tap"), and finally he's almost as much of a radio institution as Howard is, he's had shows on NPR for many years.

I like Lisa Lampanelli, but c'mon, she is getting a bit much. I can take or leave Dice. Mostly leave I think, actually. Beetlejuice, I know I'm in the minority but one of my least fave WPers, I tire of him very quickly. Joan Rivers, I loathe with every fiber of my being and it pains me just to know that Howard is buds with her. She's got such an ugly soul, just what a complete waste of useful blood. The fact that her roast was hosted by Kathy Griffin was a double whammy -- I absolute despise Griffin. I hate her "comedy", and she's easily the butt FUGLIEST (I hesitate to use the word) woman in Hollywood. Jesse Ventura is just batshit crazy. He's had some quotes on organized religion in the past that I liked, but his whole 9/11 conspiracy is insane.

I roll my eyes at any particular radio show having different Tiger mistresses as guests, as seems to be the hip thing lately, but, the concept of putting several together into a Stern-style pageant, that could be good.

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Don't get me wrong, they're complete idiots but would think Howard could make it pretty damn entertaining.

The cast of the Jersey Shore is no worse than the porn whores they bring in all the time.

Actually, I think I could argue against that. More often than not, the pornstars have no delusions about who and what they are.


EDIT: and just out of curiosity -- are any of you taking advantage of the Sendspace links of the Howard TV Sybian ride videos? I mean the links are already made, primarily for somewhere else, I just thought I could put them here as well since it's little extra effort. but I'm just wondering.