Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[nkc8246]

wow Kutcher, Kimmel and now Woody Harrelson. Just saw this on MFriggin. Was WH any good? Bout time they get some good guests.

Woody was on the phone and he was with Willy Nelson in Hawaii.

They both sounded completely baked and it was pure gold :lol

[javierm27]

That Jeff the Drunk call was funny today, haha. Dude is nuts.

[HoldemHart]

Woody was on the phone and he was with Willy Nelson in Hawaii.

They both sounded completely baked and it was pure gold :lol

How awesome would it be to hang out with those guys in Hawaii just getting fucked up?

[HoldemHart]

That Jeff the Drunk call was funny today, haha. Dude is nuts.

:thumbsup Radio gold....I absolutely love Jeff the Drunk

Edit: Although Artie's impression was the best part about him calling in.

[nkc8246]

That Jeff the Drunk call was funny today, haha. Dude is nuts.

That whole bit is the single biggest moment that I have missed Artie so far. :(

How awesome would it be to hang out with those guys in Hawaii just getting fucked up?

No doubt man. You could tell they were in such a "dont care about shit" mental state.. :lol

[HoldemHart]

That whole bit is the single biggest moment that I have missed Artie so far. :(



No doubt man. You could tell they were in such a "dont care about shit" mental state.. :lol

You are 100% spot on about that. I was texting my brother the same exact thing.

[jackisback24]

Woody and Willie should attend a DMB concert! :)

By the way, anyone remember the time Axl Rose and Sebastian Bach called in around 330am Los Angeles time, 630am NY time and they just got out of a party and were hammered? It was hysterical and much like Woody and Willie. Went on for a half hour. If anyone can post a link to that it'd be very much appreciated. Must of happened in early 90s.

[FunkyTeaParty]

This Will Smith rant is killing me.

[javierm27]

I loved the Jeff the Drunk letter to his brother.

When Howard was telling him to eat real food, of course Robin chimes in about her green drinks.
"Can I buy green drinks with food stamps?" Hahaha love that guy.

[nkc8246]

Jewel = WOW! :hump

[HoldemHart]

Jewel = WOW! :hump

Yeah, she was straight up fantastic.

[jackisback24]

did she reveal anything good?

[CrashDMB237]

Jewel was AWESOME this morning. That Neil Young cover was better than Neil Young. And Dave :lol

[HoldemHart]

did she reveal anything good?

Nothing too scandalous but she was a good interview and her performances were spot on, kinda dug her new song ("He's a faaaaggg"-Tony Soprano soundbit)

[CrashDMB237]

Nothing too scandalous but she was a good interview and her performances were spot on, kinda dug her new song ("He's a faaaaggg"-Tony Soprano soundbit)

I dug it too. Those were the corniest lyrics I've ever heard but it was really smartly written.

[HoldemHart]

I missed the Rickles call, when did he call in?

[nkc8246]

Nothing too scandalous but she was a good interview and her performances were spot on, kinda dug her new song ("He's a faaaaggg"-Tony Soprano soundbit)

:lol:lol You can include me in getting that clip played too!

I couldnt help it though. I have always felt she was way talented and already liked some of her stuff but today put her over the top for me!

[nkc8246]

I missed the Rickles call, when did he call in?

Shortly after Jewel

[FunkyTeaParty]

Could she haved sounded any sexier?

He should have tried to get her on the sybian.

[jackisback24]

Jewel was off the fashizle. Finally heard the replay. Great voice for speaking and singing. I thought she was surprisingly humble and cute with how bashful she was.

[hbktonyb]

Very good show today, loved Jewel.

[jackisback24]

How is this thread on the 2nd page?

[HoldemHart]

How is this thread on the 2nd page?

This thread is pretty much dead besides 4 or 5 posters, getting put in the chat section really slowed this thread down. On the plus side, it's also cut down on the O&A marks coming in here and trolling.

[hbktonyb]

True.

I am dying at Howard doing the Booey voice in the echo mic.

[javierm27]

Man Booey went to another level with that bathroom incident. Disgusting.

[hbktonyb]

Holy shit, Sal is sick.

[nkc8246]

Holy shit, Sal is sick.

It is SO ridiculous that he tries to explain it by saying he is doing it for the show.

He is clearly into the stuff in some way... crazy stuff

[HoldemHart]

I laughed out loud when he was describing one of them saying "The girl's face gets as red as a radish".

[hbktonyb]

Thank God medicated Pete is done.

[HoldemHart]

Thank God medicated Pete is done.

Thank Christ, worst running bit on the show

[CrashDMB237]

I laughed out loud when he was describing one of them saying "The girl's face gets as red as a radish".

Sal said yesterday about the grandma porn: "Sometimes their snappers get so read, it's like open heart surgery down there."

I lol'd a lot.

[jackisback24]

Sal said yesterday about the grandma porn: "Sometimes their snappers get so read, it's like open heart surgery down there."

I lol'd a lot.


Crash, do you think Sal's wife cheated since you worked on the show? What was the inside word there?

[Richard Belding]

Ohh Brutal Master. Pinch my nipples

[justanotherfan]

Howard Stern baby................RAISE YOUR FIST!:D

[CrashDMB237]

Crash, do you think Sal's wife cheated since you worked on the show? What was the inside word there?

No clue, we never got that personal in the office. I think that's kinda off limits to everyone but Howard on the air.

[hbktonyb]

Ohh Brutal Master. Pinch my nipples

Gurgle Gurgle

[jackisback24]

or the time his mother called Howard’s mother and demanded an apology.:lol


http://www.amazon.com/They-Call-Me-Baba-Booey/dp/1400069556/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1275427515&sr=8-1

[justanotherfan]

Love Howards parents.:D

[hbktonyb]

Finally they played the original "vodka, straight up..thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". This bitch just keeps saying "thank youuuuuuuuu". Dumb ho.

[jackisback24]

Finally they played the original "vodka, straight up..thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". This bitch just keeps saying "thank youuuuuuuuu". Dumb ho.
I think Gary hosting Raw would be funny...to push his book.

[nkc8246]

Finally they played the original "vodka, straight up..thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". This bitch just keeps saying "thank youuuuuuuuu". Dumb ho.

:lol This and the Jeff the drunk stuck on you contest have been the highlights for me this week so far

[jackisback24]

:lol This and the Jeff the drunk stuck on you contest have been the highlights for me this week so far

I heard some of the Duff McKagen stuff and was praying that they could get Axl and Sebastian on again.

[Richard Belding]

I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid

[hbktonyb]

I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid

Huh? :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid

She's a drinker?

[Richard Belding]

Huh? :lol

It was one of the clips played this week. Miss Howard Stern in studio drunk off her ass like usual with a country singer (Trent something) and she was singing his songs with him while he played them live and then Artie sang the line "I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid" (cause she has one) and they broke into an impromptu blues jam with everyone singing that line. Awesome

[hbktonyb]

It was one of the clips played this week. Miss Howard Stern in studio drunk off her ass like usual with a country singer (Trent something) and she was singing his songs with him while he played them live and then Artie sang the line "I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid" and they broke into an impromptu blues jam with everyone singing that line. Awesome

Haha, awesome.

[jackisback24]

finished the Sarah Silverman book. It was okay. Could've been better. There were some funny moments but other times it was like she had nothing to say and was stretching stuff out. She included an email chain with her editor about why the title of the book should have "pee" in it instead of "pee pee" that went on and on and was rather stupid. She was roommates with Chloe from 24 when they were younger...who knew?:twenty4

[Garrettnettz]

It was one of the clips played this week. Miss Howard Stern in studio drunk off her ass like usual with a country singer (Trent something) and she was singing his songs with him while he played them live and then Artie sang the line "I don't know what I did, but my girlfriend's got a half black kid" (cause she has one) and they broke into an impromptu blues jam with everyone singing that line. Awesome

That was a good clip. Its so weird hearing artie. I hope he comes back for a visit someday.

[Richard Belding]

He's such an amazing storyteller. Like the one about how he came home drunk at 3 am and adopted/sponsored one of those poor kids from Costa Rica, sent him 20 bucks a month for like 10 years, and then ends up getting drunk with him and buying him weed in NYC. Just classic

[hbktonyb]

Missing Artie.

[junior94]

Hey anybody else having trouble getting on HS.com? I'm getting the 403 Forbidden thing, I don't have permission to access this server. wtf? Never seen that before.

[Richard Belding]

Great first show back. Breuer was awesome as usual. His SNL stories are fantastic.

Let's see how many everyone gets, I missed about 5. I hope they bring this up this week and get Howard fired up.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/gadmo/entertainment

[thebridge15]

Great first show back. Breuer was awesome as usual. His SNL stories are fantastic.

Let's see how many everyone gets, I missed about 5. I hope they bring this up this week and get Howard fired up.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/gadmo/entertainmentI missed a lot, but of the ones I miss I recognized most of them, just couldn't think of their names at the time.

Might have something to do with the fact that I haven't listened in a while.

[hbktonyb]

I missed a few - brad driver, greg karmel, richie wilson, phelan, and grillo.

[nkc8246]

Maybe its just me...but I am HATING this Pauly Shore interview.

I guess it could be the fact that Pauly completely creeps me out...but I could care less about hearing him cry for an HOUR about getting control of his mom's comedy store!!!

[hbktonyb]

Yeah, Carolla interview was way better than Pauly Shore.

[CrashDMB237]

I missed a few - brad driver, greg karmel, richie wilson, phelan, and grillo.

Pegged'em all! I'm a little upset I wasn't on this :lol

Also... if Artie never comes back, that seat needs to go to Breuer or Corolla. I think Corolla would be better day to day but Breuer is a fucking riot. I could have listened to those SNL stories all day. That's the longest period of time I've ever seen Howard not speak, even he was loving it!

Pauly Shore sucks/sucked.

[hbktonyb]

Pegged'em all! I'm a little upset I wasn't on this :lol

Also... if Artie never comes back, that seat needs to go to Breuer or Corolla. I think Corolla would be better day to day but Breuer is a fucking riot. I could have listened to those SNL stories all day. That's the longest period of time I've ever seen Howard not speak, even he was loving it!

Pauly Shore sucks/sucked.

I have to agree - Corolla and Breuer are 2 people I can see sitting in that chair.

Or Gilbert.

[nkc8246]

I have to agree - Corolla and Breuer are 2 people I can see sitting in that chair.

Or Gilbert.

I think Breuer would be great.

He reminds me of someone who could potentially reach Billy West status on the show with all of his impressions and great comedy.

[CrashDMB237]

My first choice would be to have Artie come back. Neck and neck at 2/3 are Breuer and Carolla, both would be fucking awesome replacements. Gilbert would be good but I can only take so much of him. Darkhorse is Dave Attell. He's fucking hilarious with the one-liners.

[javierm27]

I actually liked the Pauly Shore interview. Carolla gets annoying after a while for me, I have listened to enough of his rants out here in LA.

[javierm27]

My first choice would be to have Artie come back. Neck and neck at 2/3 are Breuer and Carolla, both would be fucking awesome replacements. Gilbert would be good but I can only take so much of him. Darkhorse is Dave Attell. He's fucking hilarious with the one-liners.

I love Attell, the man is hilarious.

[nkc8246]

:BANG More brilliant Ta-Ta-Toothy booking for tomorrow.

Joan Rivers in studio AGAIN :violent

[hbktonyb]

Fuckin Joan Rivers :BANG

[HoldemHart]

:BANG More brilliant Ta-Ta-Toothy booking for tomorrow.

Joan Rivers in studio AGAIN :violent

It's more Don Buckwald than anything, what a disgrace.

[HoldemHart]

This Pauly Shore interview is one of the worst I can remember in recent memory.

[justanotherfan]

He's such an amazing storyteller. Like the one about how he came home drunk at 3 am and adopted/sponsored one of those poor kids from Costa Rica, sent him 20 bucks a month for like 10 years, and then ends up getting drunk with him and buying him weed in NYC. Just classic

I miss Artie.....

[HoldemHart]

I miss Artie.....

It's insane how he's totally of the grid these days. I haven't heard of anyone seeing him out or anything. So sad.

[justanotherfan]

If he was Howard's "bro"...you would think he would care somewhat more. Maybe he is just keeping mum about the whole thing or better yet.....maybe Artie's family doesn't want anyone from the show near him.

Hard to say. I am worried that Artie will never be himself again.:(

[FunkyTeaParty]

The first hour was great.

First being mad at his 5th grade friends on Facebook and then Vietnam.

He had me rolling.

[hbktonyb]

Yeah really worried about Artie. Although Levy said he spoke to him and they laughed a lot. But it is strange in this day that there is not one picture of him, and absolutely no updates on him.

[jackisback24]

I miss Artie too. Someone here mentioned it would be great to have him back and interviewed.

How about Gary Shandling in the Artie/Jackie chair for a week? Stern is a big mark for that guy. Or Lovitz? Or Schneider (Rob)? I think Breur/Attel would be great. Corolla...not so much. He's all about the $$$$.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Corolla...not so much. He's all about the $$$$.

Doing a podcast at a loss is evidence of this?

[jackisback24]

Doing a podcast at a loss is evidence of this?


There was the whole thing that Stern played a year ago where Corolla was a guest on a show and talked about Stern. And they discussed if he was going to be a regular on the show and Corolla said "well what does the job pay. If you're going to just pay me a thousand dollars then I'm not interested. If you're talking serious money then that's different." And Stern went on and on about he wasn't sure where Adam was coming from that because he wasn't offered a job officially and is not sure what's up with the money and Adam. It's on Marksfriggin somewhere I'm sure but I vividly remember hearing the audio and Corolla just went on and on about not doing a regular thing on Stern show if the money wasn't right. Which I understand, to a degree, but it just rubbed me the wrong way. And when Corolla said "I can see if people gossip and they get paid $1000, I understand, but otherwise there's not upside to it" when he was on recently, it completely reminded me of the tiff between him and Stern a year or so ago about being lowballed coming on. I agree on the gossip thing, too by the way and find Corolla funny at times, but he's just not my cup of tea.

[hbktonyb]

My list of Artie replacements:

1. Artie
2. Gilbert
3. Sal
4. Benji
5. Corolla
6. Breuer

[jackisback24]

will Benji ever get fired? How about Jason Alexander in the Artie chair? He's a fan.

[hbktonyb]

I love how Ashley Madison put in a bid to name the new Giants stadium :lol

[HoldemHart]

I love how Ashley Madison put in a bid to name the new Giants stadium :lol

Not only did they bid but it was a legit bid, 5 million a year is nuts. Apparently the site is doing damn well.

[CrashDMB237]

Iron Sheik fucking sucks now. WTF was that?

[HoldemHart]

Iron Sheik fucking sucks now. WTF was that?

Very bizarre, he was on some serious shit.

[hbktonyb]

Not only did they bid but it was a legit bid, 5 million a year is nuts. Apparently the site is doing damn well.

They must be doing well, but there is no way there are as many women as there are men on there. I bet it is 95% men.

[FunkyTeaParty]

They must be doing well, but there is no way there are as many women as there are men on there. I bet it is 95% men.

I love the commercial they run that's directed at women in an oh-so-subtle attempt to trick us knucklehead men that women are actually on there.

Scary clever.

[jackisback24]

classic Breur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2VhQ8r5Nc&feature=PlayList&p=C9F869BDC935EC80&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=31



Breur this week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8y8WPyVCwg

[jackisback24]

thought i heard them mention that the cast of Grown Ups would be in soon. True?

[javierm27]

Private Parts has been on HBO, I haven't seen that movie in a while. I forgot how much I liked it.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Private Parts has been on HBO, I haven't seen that movie in a while. I forgot how much I liked it.

I have it DVRed. Will be busting it out sometime this week. Haven't seen it in years.

[jackisback24]

Heard a small portion of the Pauly Shore interview and I like how he talks normal now and not, "Heeeyyy Buuuddddy."

[hbktonyb]

Private Parts is one of my favorite movies.

[javierm27]

I have it DVRed. Will be busting it out sometime this week. Haven't seen it in years.

I did the same, I hadn't seen it in a while too, it was a great movie.

[hbktonyb]

thought i heard them mention that the cast of Grown Ups would be in soon. True?

Highly doubt Sandler will show up at the Stern show, maybe the others will.

[junior94]

Heard a small portion of the Pauly Shore interview and I like how he talks normal now and not, "Heeeyyy Buuuddddy."

He still deserves to be deep fried in battery acid for getting to plow the near-perfect Jillian Grace :twak :lorraine :lol

[HoldemHart]

Highly doubt Sandler will show up at the Stern show, maybe the others will.

With the insane amount of promotion they've been doing for that movie, I wouldn't be surprised.

[jackisback24]

He still deserves to be deep fried in battery acid for getting to plow the near-perfect Jillian Grace :twak :lorraine :lol
I know and Spade too. I really liked her...good call.:thumbsup

[jackisback24]

With the insane amount of promotion they've been doing for that movie, I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah I tend to agree w/Honky, but it sounds like a big misunderstanding. Kinda like the Chevy Chase thing. I can see the 5 going in, although I bet James isn't a big fan.

[jackisback24]

anyone notice Ferrall doing those voiceovers on some new ABC show? Think it's called Downfall or something like that. I think I saw Beth on some reality show last night as well. True Beauty or something like that.

[Joruus]

I know and Spade too. I really liked her...good call.:thumbsup

Spade is her baby's daddy.

[jackisback24]

Spade is her baby's daddy.

right. They pretty much told Jillian what would happen if she went to L.A.. And guess what.....?

[CrashDMB237]

anyone notice Ferrall doing those voiceovers on some new ABC show? Think it's called Downfall or something like that. I think I saw Beth on some reality show last night as well. True Beauty or something like that.

Yup on both :thumbsup

I actually talked to Scotty last night, he's an awesome dude. I was an intern for him almost three years ago and still he keeps in touch with me. I actually got a mention on the air last night too!

Who the fuck was that Omarosa bitch today? She was one of the most annoying cunts I've ever heard. Ralph was totally right, she is annoying because she thinks she's smarter than everyone else. She's not, she's just more unnecessarily sophisticated than everyone else to make up for the fact that she isn't smart at all. She kept saying that money didn't buy her happiness, her first husband was wealthy and they weren't happy, blah blah blah... yet every time someone called in to call her a cunt she said she bet they were poor or had a small dick. I thought money didn't matter... and what mature, ACTUALLY intelligent person brings penis size up in an argument about your intelligence? People don't hate on you because you're a woman or because you're black, people hate on you because you're a CUNT, you're a woman and you're black.

[/rant]

[Beefsteak1138]

She was on the first season of The Apprentice. She was an uber-cunt then, too.

[HoldemHart]

God damn these whores are annoying

[nkc8246]

God damn these whores are annoying

No doubt man...the laugh of that one horror had me ready to stab my ear drums with a pair of scissors!!

[javierm27]

Probably one of the best Wendy calls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7FtYv7-aTk&feature=related

[hbktonyb]

Only good thing about Omaroosa is when Artie used to quote Ed Torian.

[javierm27]

:freak Wow did anyone hear that story that Howard talked about with him and Ralph? I couldn't stop laughing, that was pretty gay.

"This is for a photoshoot."

[HoldemHart]

Kathy Griffin?!?! I hate to sound like a SFN'er but god damn this show has gotten stale. The lack of quality guests and not having anyone in Artie's chair has taken it's toll.

[hbktonyb]

:freak Wow did anyone hear that story that Howard talked about with him and Ralph? I couldn't stop laughing, that was pretty gay.

"This is for a photoshoot."

I was dying. Very gay though.

Kathy Griffin?!?! I hate to sound like a SFN'er but god damn this show has gotten stale. The lack of quality guests and not having anyone in Artie's chair has taken it's toll.

Agreed. But I still like it and will never stop listening.

[HoldemHart]

I was dying. Very gay though.



Agreed. But I still like it and will never stop listening.

Don't get me wrong, I'll never stop listening I just wish they would mix the show up a bit and get some new blood in there. Robin's stories for four hours a day get a bit old.

[hbktonyb]

All I want is for Artie to come back.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Artie loves pancakes.

[HoldemHart]

Artie loves pancakes.

I used to love when everyone in the studio would join in and sing.

[hbktonyb]

Artie loves pancakes.

He'll wash them down with chocolate shakes.

[Ascf33]

All I want is for Artie to come back.

:thumbsup

[FunkyTeaParty]

For some reason I always remember how when he went to Amsterdam he came back raving about the pancakes.

[CrashDMB237]

Kathy Griffin was fucking terrible. I turned it off.

[nkc8246]

Artie loves pancakes.

This and the vending machine song are my favorite!

"there he goes...that big fat load to the vending machine" :lol

[junior94]

Kathy Griffin was fucking terrible. I turned it off.

ugh, she was back in AGAIN? I downright loathe her, she's about as funny as cancer, and she's unequivocally the butt fugliest "woman" in all of show business.

[javierm27]

I was dying. Very gay though.



Agreed. But I still like it and will never stop listening.

Very gay, and I thought it was funny how Howard thought he had told the story several times already.

[hbktonyb]

Vending:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni1CFUYD7pI&feature=PlayList&p=D8D970595D386D3C&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=9

Pancakes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izoRUZyIhD8&feature=PlayList&p=46E9A7BC94CEFCB9&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=37

[hbktonyb]

Awesome Artie songs, including:

Artie took a cumshot...hit with that mangoo is what he got...he's fuckin gayyyy.
Artie snorts heroin, artie snorts heroin, artie snorts heroin, artie snorts heroin.
Vending Machine Artie
Fat fucker
Pancakes
Artie, the Junkie


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeqnZYdojo&feature=related

[hbktonyb]

Robin songs:

-I want to shoot my goo on Robin's big brown boobs, and then lick her vagina
-Robins jugs
-Timberlake Quivers
-Robin, Welcome to the Jungle
-Grease Robin
-I want your brown mound (my personal favorite, especially when Sal goes "I want your muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuufffffff")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9n9a7QROU&feature=related

Part 2:
-Lion King Quivers
-Robin's Muff
-Black tits....pull out those fun bags and shake for me (2nd favorite)
-Shakira Robin
-Let me jack off and shoot my load on Robins, tiiiiities

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEE6AyK85j8&feature=related

[hbktonyb]

Last one for now, Part 3:

-Do almost anything to see Robin's booobs...Robins tits are fat, so brown and huge...oohhhhhhh, Robins tits are fat.
-C'mon Robin, lets see those tits
-Robin's Got a Gun
-Red Red Robin (favorite)
-The Breast, The Breast, The Breast
-Robin & Garfunkel
-Release Robin's Bra (favorite)
-Hot for Quivers
-Licking Robin's Clitoris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXunV8gDYGU&feature=related

Part 4:

-Robin Pressley
-Too Much Money and Big Black Boobs
-Mariah Quivers
-I wanna ram my Cock
-Olympic titties
-Shrek Quivers
-I like the way you move those boobs
-Big black titties, bamalam (favorite)
-Whip your tits out
-A little story, about Robin and Diane
-Sugar Pie Robin
-I'll be Missing You, Robin
-I want to ram Robin's tight bunghole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcSS2yFnSI&feature=related

[FunkyTeaParty]

Love Brown Mound

[junior94]

I know this is a small thing, but is anyone else way tired of hearing the little jingles each for Lisa G's and Langford's intros when they walk into the studio? The "has a huge penis" and "takes shits at work".


But ahh hell, I'm still bummed that they got so damn close to finally canning Benjy and he got sucked back from the brink. :p I'm absolutely convinced now that no matter what he does Howard won't fire him, he'll ultimately pussy out in the end.

[junior94]

Howard just cracks me up with his hypocrisy sometimes. He's so affronted at Gary's falling asleep and it's such a show of disrespect, yet Artie was doing it CONSTANTLY and Howard encouraged it (which was only really just further enabling his bad behavior) and he was a darling for it. Wake the fuck up Howard.

[HoldemHart]

Really enjoyed Spade and Rock in the studio today

[HoldemHart]

Rock ripping the History of Howard was hilarious.

[CrashDMB237]

Rock and Spade were great today. I gotta disagree with Rock though, I love the History of Howard Stern shows.

[hbktonyb]

Best show I've heard in a while. Rock was great. Loved Booey/Scott fight. Even Lisa was pretty funny.

Boy, Howard really ignores every Artie reference, doesn't he...so strange.

[HoldemHart]

Best show I've heard in a while. Rock was great. Loved Booey/Scott fight. Even Lisa was pretty funny.

Boy, Howard really ignores every Artie reference, doesn't he...so strange.

Agreed, fantastic show yesterday. He's fired up today, so far so good.

[nkc8246]

^^

Tomorrow could trump it all!!
Little Lupe in studio with the Sibian inventor!!!

[hbktonyb]

:lol

I am cracking up listening to Howard rip on Gary's book..."This is my boff, Howard"

[HoldemHart]

^^

Tomorrow could trump it all!!
Little Lupe in studio with the Sibian inventor!!!

Holy shit, I hadn't heard that.....Fucking Radio Gold!!

[hbktonyb]

Anything Lupe is hilarious. I would be happy if she just game in for an hour and said a bunch of sexual phrases, like bagina buuuuuussssyyyy.

[hbktonyb]

Howard: "People that sleep with their mouth open make me think of someone that is dull...and dopey" :lol

I can't get enough of this Gary sleep talk :lol

[jackisback24]

So I guess we can figure out what will be on Best of this week.

[hbktonyb]

Lupe, Spade/Rock, one of the multiple Gary/Scott segments, Mad Dogg.

[jackisback24]

I missed Spade and Rock...were there talks of Sandler coming in or was it brought up at all?

[nkc8246]

Sour Shoes always blows me away with his impressions.

He was awesome during the Maddog interview!

[hbktonyb]

I missed Spade and Rock...were there talks of Sandler coming in or was it brought up at all?

Yup, basically they said that Howard talked bad about his movies in the past. Sandler is already successful, so there is no reason for him to bother going into the studio. But Sandler is softening a little on Howard, and Gary wouldn't be surprised if he at least called in sometime in the future.

[hbktonyb]

Sour Shoes always blows me away with his impressions.

He was awesome during the Maddog interview!

Sourshoes is amazing, I love that guy.

[hbktonyb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNeTlkg5ocE&feature=related

Bagina boooooooooooooosay

[jackisback24]

Yup, basically they said that Howard talked bad about his movies in the past. Sandler is already successful, so there is no reason for him to bother going into the studio. But Sandler is softening a little on Howard, and Gary wouldn't be surprised if he at least called in sometime in the future.

Did Gary say that during the wrapup show? I think it would be intriguing.


To keep a record, here's a list of people who Howard feuded with then later reconciled in recent years. I wonder if this is per his psychatrist?

Rosie O'Donnell
Dice Clay
Dee Snider
Bubba the Love Sponge
Chevy Chase
Dixie Chicks
Renee Zellwegger
Eddie Lebec dude from Cheers
Russell Simmons
Adam Sandler???

[hbktonyb]

Yup, Booey said that he thinks Sandler is softening and he is working on him.

[hbktonyb]

Lupe is radio gold.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Little Lupe for the Artie chair!!!!

[nkc8246]

Little Lupe for the Artie chair!!!!

:lol:lol

[hbktonyb]

Holy shit, howard in the retard voice may be the funniest thing I ever heard.

[hbktonyb]

:lol :lol :lol Ray Stern and Lupe!

[HoldemHart]

"I'm warning you with Peace and Love"

[FunkyTeaParty]

"I'm parting the hairs."


Honestly, Lupe was too funny. I can listen to her all day. When they had her dog call in and she said, "that is not my dog, he doesn't talk that much" I damn near fell out of my chair.

[hbktonyb]

Put it in my...hole. That's right.

[javierm27]

God I love Little Lupe, one of the best finds on this show in a while. I am completely on board with her taking Arties chair.

[hbktonyb]

chop chop chop chop chop...Orange Juice Boff....chop chop chop

[jackisback24]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1DJ0Xtj3wE

[hbktonyb]

2 week vacation :(

[HoldemHart]

2 week vacation :(

2 weeks?!?! I know History of Howard is on this week, what's on next week?

[hbktonyb]

Not sure, but Howard always takes 2 weeks around the 4th of July. Wasn't History of Howard 2 weeks long in December?

[jackisback24]

Tim Kelly.:lol

[nkc8246]

First vacation death in already!

Sen. Robert Byrd

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100628/ap_on_go_co/us_obit_byrd

[HoldemHart]

History of Howard is good the first time you hear it but I really wish they would have played best of sirius when they are on break

[jackisback24]

I honestly, and I don't know if I'm going to convey this correctly, but I honestly think that Howard is such a wacko narcissist that he has a hard-on for the Behind the Music narrator-dude because he envisions himself being on that show, thus why that guy does the History of Howard segments. The voice-over guy is really good at what he does, and yes, Howard is very important in the history of radio, no question, but it gets silly sometimes hearing Billy West and others interviewed for bits that really even weren't good for their time. I mean, 10 years from now, will they interview Sal for some of his phony phone calls when more than often they're kinda lame?
I kinda understood what Chris Rock meant when talking about it.

I loved "Best of" when the cast members would pick their fave moments, like the time on KRock when Gary picked a segment when a psychiastrist broad called up to complain about Howard's comments on Imus, and Howard caused the woman to have a breakdown on the phone. That was really funny radio. Or when Axl and Sebastian Bach called up at 3 in the morning just getting out of a party. I miss those moments.

I can't wait until they do a week on Artie moments.

[hbktonyb]

I wouldn't count on an Artie week anytime soon :(

[jackisback24]

I say during Stern's last year, whenever that is, he goes for broke and reconciles with everyone he has feuded with.

Kathy Lee Gifford, Adam Sandler, George Hamilton, Jerry Seinfeld and then the last week of his tenure he'll have Oprah and Jay Leno on to hash things out.;):thumbsup:thumbsup

[junior94]

It occurred to me the other day, one positive that I'd think would come from Artie's present situation, I wouldn't be the least surprised if in the aftermath of all of this he's lost a TON of weight, that this is what it finally took. Because I could see him not really wanting to eat all that much for awhile in the wake of everything. Maybe the next time we see him he'll be back to his Beer League look, if not even thinner.

[jackisback24]

I was thinking today, geez David Spade doesn't have a bad life, huh? He hat a bit part on SNL and then somehow parlayed that into significant TV sitcom money. Just Shoot Me, Rules of Engagement, I think he was on that John Ritter show before he past, had some Comedy Central show. Gets to do movies, including Grown Ups which was a paid vacation. Bangs hot girls. And got to bang my favorite Jillian Grace, who I loved. I mean, what the f???

[HoldemHart]

I do get a bit sick of hearing Rebel, Rebel every 5 minutes.

[lennon2324]

i miss artie :(

[recentlyseeking]

It sucks that Howard can't stand DMB. I'd love to hear him interview Dave one of these days. Maybe get a song played live or two... Like Needle and the Damage Done? maybe perhaps??

[jackisback24]

It sucks that Howard can't stand DMB. I'd love to hear him interview Dave one of these days. Maybe get a song played live or two... Like Needle and the Damage Done? maybe perhaps??
Beth apparently is a fan of DMB so maybe as a gift to her they'd come in?

[hbktonyb]

I can see Howard burying every feud, but he will never like Jay Leno. He has a deep hatred for the guy.

[jackisback24]

maybe Stuttering John goes to the Jackie chair.

Or after listening today, Chevy Chase?:D

[HoldemHart]

Anybody else hearing about Russell Brand possibly signing with Sirius? He's being boasted about being the next Howard Stern.

Link: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/06/29/20100629russell-brand-gets-us-radio-show-offer-from-sirius.html

[nkc8246]

Anybody else hearing about Russell Brand possibly signing with Sirius? He's being boasted about being the next Howard Stern.

Link: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/06/29/20100629russell-brand-gets-us-radio-show-offer-from-sirius.html

:confused I'm sorry...but there is NO WAY I could listen to this.

Next Howard stern????? WHHHAaaaaatt

[jackisback24]

that'll get over like David Lee Roth. I didn't find Brand funny when he did the MTV awards show.

[jackisback24]

should I see Grown Ups? Apparently its not comedy gold like Little Lupe.

Does anyone have a photo of Richie's girlfriend that was on a week ago?

[jackisback24]

http://www.rachelfine.com/gallery/

found it...not bad.

[Richard Belding]

:confused I'm sorry...but there is NO WAY I could listen to this.

Next Howard stern????? WHHHAaaaaatt

Apparently he was a big radio guy over in the UK and even got kicked off a couple stations because of Howard-like antics. I would listen.

[jackisback24]

nothing worse than a Howard Stern clone except for a British Howard Stern clone.

[nkc8246]

nothing worse than a Howard Stern clone except for a British Howard Stern clone.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

I mean, I can tolerate him in moderation..but there is no way I could listen to a 4 hour spot of him rambling with that horribly accent heavy, over excited delivery :BANG

[junior94]

Just wondering, are there any thread regulars in here who actually LIKE Robin?

While I certainly had my issues from time to time about Artie's role in the show, I can't deny that with him being completely out of the picture now the mode of the show too often falls into basically Howard just conversing back and forth with Robin and that's all you hear and, I guess depending on the subject matter, I just am not very keen on hearing her THAT much during the show :shrug

[hbktonyb]

Its weird, I'm not a fan of Robin but couldn't imagine the show without her. I think she talks way too much though. She is not very entertaining.

[BotheDMBFan]

Apparently he was a big radio guy over in the UK and even got kicked off a couple stations because of Howard-like antics. I would listen.

He was only good when he had Jonathan Ross on the show with him.

[nkc8246]

GREAT stuff today!

Fred Bachelor Party,
The stealing of the Gary puppet and the fake Stuttering John firing pranks!

[FunkyTeaParty]

Robin has her place, but she is obviously an arrogant bitch.

[jackisback24]

Was Gay Rich before Ellen?

[jackisback24]

john vs. ralph. oh the memories. So they're back live in a few days. I wonder if they'll try to get Chris Nolan or even Leo on to promote Inception? Any chance Sulu comes in? How about Artie?

They'll spend Monday talking about their vacations, no doubt.

[Richard Belding]

Jackie reading Robin's book had me in tears. Unbelievable

[hbktonyb]

Jackie reading Robin's book had me in tears. Unbelievable

One of my favorite segments ever.

[junior94]

So is the contract up into the first part of 2011, like around Feb or so? Because the last few times I've heard Howard mention how many months are left, it didn't add up to the end of 2010 (I'd always just assumed if he indeed left the last show would be just before the christmas holiday).

[jackisback24]

So is the contract up into the first part of 2011, like around Feb or so? Because the last few times I've heard Howard mention how many months are left, it didn't add up to the end of 2010 (I'd always just assumed if he indeed left the last show would be just before the christmas holiday).

sounds right but I could be wrong. SFN would know.

[jackisback24]

I'll go out on a limb and say that Stern addresses his future with radio this week. He knows people will be tuned in and if he's staying, he probably would have or should have let Sirius know at this point so that they can plan ahead. Most likely wrong, but a guess.

[hbktonyb]

Live tomorrow!

Stern's contract ends at the end of the year.

[jackisback24]

Honky, was driving home tonight and got tired of the GW Bridge segment so flipped. I never flip Sirius stations except to go back from 100 to 101. But I happened to put on Rosie and she had the Howard interview. I think it was from a few months ago. It was pretty good. Does Rosie do her show before a studio audience? And then I found a wrestling channel on 122 where they interviewed Jay Lethal.

[HoldemHart]

Live tomorrow!

Stern's contract ends at the end of the year.

:multi

These past two weeks remind me how screwed I'm going to be when Howard calls it quits.

[jackisback24]

anything happening?

[HoldemHart]

anything happening?

I actually just started the west coast feed.

[HoldemHart]

Howard's wrap on Lebron is hilarious, he was the only guy in NY who didn't want Lebron to come

[jackisback24]

Howard's wrap on Lebron is hilarious, he was the only guy in NY who didn't want Lebron to come
not listening as I only have it for my car, but he's done that spiel before. "I don't want Lebron coming because I can't go to games anymore." Really? If he goes to 2 games per year, I'd be shocked.

[hbktonyb]

I liked hearing about the guys night at Howards house. Why does howard have to lie and say they went to a bowling alley? It is common knowledge he has 2 lanes in his basement.

Also, if you heard the wrap up show and sal talking about massages, they totally beeped out the wrong thing and the place and town came out on the air :lol

[hbktonyb]

On the torrent websites there is something called "The Complete Artie Lange Addiction Saga"...it was put together by a fan and starts with the very first time Artie called in sick all the way to the end of his time on the Stern show. It is better than most of the specials Sirius puts together. I'd highly recommend it - personally, I got it from isohunt.com

[jackisback24]

Funny that Ben Stern's birthday was yesterday as it was my dad's birthday yesterday as well. He turned 71. 16 years to Ben's junior.

That segment on the rainbows was laugh out loud funny stuff.

[hbktonyb]

Funny that Ben Stern's birthday was yesterday as it was my dad's birthday yesterday as well. He turned 71. 16 years to Ben's junior.

That segment on the rainbows was laugh out loud funny stuff.

I don't know if the guy was faking or what, but I was seriously cracking up in my car.

[jackisback24]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

[jackisback24]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYV5nM6iQVY

[jackisback24]

Steinbrenner ever do Stern? I know Mr. October Reggie Jackson and others have.

[HoldemHart]

I love listening to him talk about SFN.

"My so-called fans are animals!!!"

[junior94]

Is it common Stern fan knowledge that Grillo was in an episode of the Sopranos? I'm just sitting here watching some of season 3, and he's some local that gets into a small fight in a pizza joint where Christopher walks in :lol
Even had a line.

[jackisback24]

Is it common Stern fan knowledge that Grillo was in an episode of the Sopranos? I'm just sitting here watching some of season 3, and he's some local that gets into a small fight in a pizza joint where Christopher walks in :lol

Even had a line.
I think I heard that. Richard Christy got some work too.

[hbktonyb]

Steinbrenner ever do Stern? I know Mr. October Reggie Jackson and others have.

I think he was on the show a long time ago, but I'm not 100% sure.

[hbktonyb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

That is freakin great

[nkc8246]

I am at my wits end with howardstern.com!!

I have been checking ALL day to see pics of these speed dating chicks and they STILL aren't on there :BANG

ANYTIME there is something like this going on in studio there should be pics added to the website ASAP!!

[jackisback24]

I guess the ep of HTV with Richie Wilson and Girlfriend was rated number 2 for the month next to Little Lupe.

[HoldemHart]

I am at my wits end with howardstern.com!!

I have been checking ALL day to see pics of these speed dating chicks and they STILL aren't on there :BANG

ANYTIME there is something like this going on in studio there should be pics added to the website ASAP!!

His website blows, always so slow to update content.

[Richard Belding]

His website blows, always so slow to update content.

Fucking Jason.

[jackisback24]

they have 35 useless interns. No one can post photos? They used to be good at that.

[hbktonyb]

Howard really has a terrible website, I never visit it because it is so bad.

Fuckin Booey and his twitter, he needs to stop being such a bitch, boff.

[junior94]

I think I heard that. Richard Christy got some work too.

Actually then in the very next episode I think it was, I see Perez Hilton pop up (which, I can't fucking stand the fact that I even know enough to be able to recognize him). When Christopher's knocking over the benefit concert's ticket counter.

[HoldemHart]

Howard really has a terrible website, I never visit it because it is so bad.

Fuckin Booey and his twitter, he needs to stop being such a bitch, boff.

what's his username on twitter?

[junior94]

Interesting... I hardly use it anymore, but awhile back when I was on the official site a bit more often it seemed they generally had stuff up there in a timely manner, even if sumo wrestler Jason was a pretty shoddy photographer at times. That girlfriend of his must be a friggin saint, seeing the whale he's become over the last few years.

But shit, remember the time when they still hadn't even had Howardstern.com? Only the biggest radio show in the history of the world, totally in the smack of the internet age... meh, who needs an official show site? :p

[hbktonyb]

King of All Blacks is by far my favorite regular caller...that guy is so fuckin funny.

[CrashDMB237]

they have 35 useless interns. No one can post photos? They used to be good at that.

Jason takes the pictures then he sends them to the web guy, Jason Horowitz who isn't always in.

[jackisback24]

Jason takes the pictures then he sends them to the web guy, Jason Horowitz who isn't always in.
I hear ya. It just seems like they have guys wandering around all the time. Nothing personal.;)

[junior94]

Just seemed like so often in the (not so distant) past, they'd have some contest going on with 3 hotties in studio, Howard would still just be doing an intro interview with them and he'd proclaim "you can now see pictures of all 3 girls on HS.com".

[jackisback24]

Just seemed like so often in the (not so distant) past, they'd have some contest going on with 3 hotties in studio, Howard would still just be doing an intro interview with them and he'd proclaim "you can now see pictures of all 3 girls on HS.com".
yep. Did Stern talk about Stamos yet?

[hbktonyb]

I hate these porn star bitches. So annoying

[junior94]

I hate these porn star bitches. So annoying

Thing that cracks me up with those kind of interviews, Howard acts like he's hearing a story about wild sex for the first time in his entire life. He always sounds totally mystified by the notion that this chick was groping some other chick in the back of a taxi, or someone fucked in a phone booth, etc etc.

[javierm27]

I just saw the pics of the girls from yesterdays show. It was pretty hilarious to hear JD go through that though, I hope they do something like that again. He picked the hottest one in my opinion, but #3 had a nice rack.

[hbktonyb]

Yeah he def. picked the hottest one, aka the one completely out of his league. He should have went for the sure thing.

[HoldemHart]

I hate these porn star bitches. So annoying

I'm with you on that, unlistenable.

[javierm27]

Yeah he def. picked the hottest one, aka the one completely out of his league. He should have went for the sure thing.

:lol

Fuckin JD, I still don't know how he thought he had a chance with that hooker chick. She had a pretty nice spread on Playboy though.

[junior94]

Who the hell is Howard kidding. Benjy could walk in and take a steaming shit right on his console while Howard's in the middle of talking, and he won't fire that retard.

[jackisback24]

Who the hell is Howard kidding. Benjy could walk in and take a steaming shit right on his console while Howard's in the middle of talking, and he won't fire that retard.
he's back on that?

[junior94]

he's back on that?

Well, hearing these guys talk about the chicks from the JD segment made me want to check out the website for the pics, and I saw a note somewhere on there that said Benjy was late once again, so...

But I never listen to the show live anymore, haven't since they moved, I follow it by downloading HTV episodes.

[javierm27]

I am usually ok with porn chicks being on there but these two were pretty annoying.

[jackisback24]

I scanned Marks Friggin and no mention of Stamos. I find that interesting.

[jackisback24]

Well, hearing these guys talk about the chicks from the JD segment made me want to check out the website for the pics, and I saw a note somewhere on there that said Benjy was late once again, so...

But I never listen to the show live anymore, haven't since they moved, I follow it by downloading HTV episodes.
did you see the ep with Richie Wilsons gf? How she look?

[junior94]

did you see the ep with Richie Wilsons gf? How she look?

Well there's been like almost 20 episodes of the Bonus Show now (though I'm not really a fan) so you see plenty of her on there. For her being in the studio for that recent bit, my same general reaction: overall yes she's very cute, a great natural rack, but wears waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much makeup.

And Richie's a good looking guy, I can see him getting her.

[junior94]

And speaking of that segment, one of the things that bugs me most about Howard (and Gary often gets on him about this) if it's not something EXACTLY like Howard would do it, well then it's stupid, it doesn't make sense, "why wouldn't you do it THIS way?"

Well, because Howard, shocking as it may seem there are people different to you in this universe, with different values and whatnot, and for whatever reason choose to operate in their lives in a way that may be different to yours, and it works for them. But no, if it deviates at all from the way Howard would do it, well you're just stupid. :rolleyes

[jackisback24]

And speaking of that segment, one of the things that bugs me most about Howard (and Gary often gets on him about this) if it's not something EXACTLY like Howard would do it, well then it's stupid, it doesn't make sense, "why wouldn't you do it THIS way?"

Well, because Howard, shocking as it may seem there are people different to you in this universe, with different values and whatnot, and for whatever reason choose to operate in their lives in a way that may be different to yours, and it works for them. But no, if it deviates at all from the way Howard would do it, well you're just stupid. :rolleyes


that's why he's in therapy.

I'm surprised they didn't talk more about Jillian Grace when Spade was in.

[junior94]

that's why he's in therapy.


yea though scary thing is he's been in there what, like 3 days a week for over a decade now? Some pretty big issues to still have :lol

[HoldemHart]

I missed the beginning of the interview, who is this kid Howard's talking to?

[FunkyTeaParty]

I missed the beginning of the interview, who is this kid Howard's talking to?

The kid who played him in the movie that won the Howard Stern Film Festival.

The kid is an aspiring (although not very good) musician and wrote in when Howard and Robin were talking about how they need to discover musical talent like Ellen.

[HoldemHart]

The kid who played him in the movie that won the Howard Stern Film Festival.

The kid is an aspiring (although not very good) musician and wrote in when Howard and Robin were talking about how they need to discover musical talent like Ellen.

Thanks for clearing that up, I googled the name and came up with nothing.

Sidenote: Jake told me some great stories about you two when you were working at the world wide leader.

[junior94]

So I downloaded the speed dating segment earlier today and will now be taking a look. But see one of the things that kinda bothers me about Howard, he'll use a thing like this and try to pass himself off as this sensitive, magnanimous guy that genuinely cares about JD and wants him to be happy and be with someone, "see, look what I'm doing for him".

Completely full of shit. You're doing it for the sake of the show, for the comedy of the show. I honestly don't know too many guys who would truly thrive in that type of setup when it's being done live on the air. I mean the whole notion of speed dating is one thing, and the pressure of having some kind of chemistry in 2 minutes with a chick you just met, but take that, and THEN do it on the radio (not to mention in the studio with like 5 other people staring at you), no fucking way. Howard says to him "What, I figured you'd love this". Gimme a fucking break. For Howard's sake I really hope he doesn't genuinely mean that, like Howard seriously believed JD would jump at this opportunity. umm.. has he met JD? :rolleyes

[jackisback24]

I watched Jewel last night on HTV (Howard TV). I like Jewel.:D

[hbktonyb]

Love Jewel. Did they actually show her performance, or cut it b/c of tv rights issues?

[junior94]

Love Jewel. Did they actually show her performance, or cut it b/c of tv rights issues?

Haven't seen it yet but I'm guessing they cut it. I don't think they've ever been able to show an actual live performance on HTV the whole time they've been at Sirius.

Which, it's their own in-house network, right? I mean I remember back on E! episodes they showed musical performances.

[hbktonyb]

Its probably because they have to pay for it and they don't have the budget for it. I doubt there are many HTV subscribers.

[jackisback24]

Its probably because they have to pay for it and they don't have the budget for it. I doubt there are many HTV subscribers.
Bingo. They did show her singing, just not her hit songs. Other stuff.

She's very pretty and really went up in my book in the humble department. I found her well-spoken, pretty, talented and humble. I thought of her as snobby years ago, but that changed with this.

Also, if anyone wants an HTV episode to search for, look for the Marcia Brady one. She was really good.

Also saw Yucko and Artie spar and it was funny. Man I miss Artie.