Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[lennon2324]

so happy the show is live again today...can't wait for the upcoming week

[lennon2324]

how bout dave getting a mention from artie today??? wasn't really a positive one but i guess we'll take what we can get

[junior94]

So I'm catching up here on watching some recent HTV episodes, I just got finished the segment from 7/30 where Artie and JD are talking about their weekend in Vegas together and the chicks they did. For anyone who's maybe wondering, the girl that Artie referenced towards the end that had been in studio for a Win Fred' Money game a couple months back and got naked, if you're not sure who he was talking about and you haven't yet seen the episode yourself, here's the picture of her attached.

She was in with her then-boyfriend and they talked about how she really liked having threesomes with different girls they may meet off of Myspace or in a bar or something.

[scotch]

Although, first off I have no idea what you're talking with "none of the SFN'ers realize Howard pulled the wool over their eyes with the Sirius deal", what do you mean?





10 weeks of vacation and Friday's off. Howard is never up front with anything. He never came out and said, "Here's the deal - I'm taking Friday's off and I have 10 weeks of vacation." - He should have disclosed that to everyone when he announced the move. He farted around with being there on Friday's early on, then started taking them off once or twice a month before it came permanent.

If you remember the Letterman show about a year ago when Howard had taken a couple of Friday's off - Letterman called him on it because CBS knew Howard's deal gave him Fridays off...it was an odd moment on Letterman because Howard was still working on Fridays and didn't tell his audience he was planning on bagging Fridays all together.

I love my 3 subscriptions - my point is, Howard is never up front with anything. It has to kill him that hihs salary and bonus information is now public information and reported in all of Sirius' SEC filings; someone must have had to tell him that, because he was denying the numbers being thrown around yet they were all reported in public documents.

I love the show - but it is one big jerkoff.

[scotch]

how bout dave getting a mention from artie today??? wasn't really a positive one but i guess we'll take what we can get


Howard mentioned it too. Howard said he just wasn't familiar with Dave's music - and Artie lumped Dave in with Maroon 5.

The story I got about 5 years ago from a kid that worked at K-Rock in NYC was that the Stern show reached out to Dave (Dave would always visit Kane or Cabbie in the afternoons if he was in town for a show) but Dave turned them down.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Howard said he was taking Fridays off while he was still at K-Rock. I bought my Sirius in November of '05 knowing full well he was taking Fridays off.

[Crush420]

how they get to talking about dave?

[FunkyTeaParty]

Dave is a part of that concert series out in the Hamptons.

[scotch]

Howard said he was taking Fridays off while he was still at K-Rock. I bought my Sirius in November of '05 knowing full well he was taking Fridays off.


No, no. He did say they would take "some" Fridays off - not all of them.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I heard him say all.

He kind of gave the impression when he first started at Sirius that they may work a few Fridays and then that went by the boards.

[Garrettnettz]

love stern. so glad to see a thread on ants about the show. glad to hear them live again this week... listening to ferral right now!

[scotch]

Shhhake it uuuuup.

[lennon2324]

how they get to talking about dave?



he was talking about hom much he likes coldplay and they were playing a song of heirs...yellow i think...and artie goes yeah thats lumped in there with all that dave matthews stuff...he said someone else too but i forgot who

[FunkyTeaParty]

It's funny because I am pretty sure I remember hearing Artie say he is friends with Warren Haynes.

You would think Warren would have straightened his ass out!!!

[thom hudson]

It's funny because I am pretty sure I remember hearing Artie say he is friends with Warren Haynes.

You would think Warren would have straightened his ass out!!!
yeah i have heard Artie mention Warren quite a few times...they certainly look like they have the same nutritionist...maybe thats how they know each other...:rolleyes

[lennon2324]

yeah they must go to dinner with each other a lot

[liegraves]

I only heard the first 2 hours this morning. Did Ralph ever call in and defend himself?

[FunkyTeaParty]

I am listening right now.

Great show. No Ralph so far.

[PipeandaCrepe]

FUCK MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!


man i can't get his voice out of my head

[lennon2324]

the iron sheik is way too funny

i wonder if they'll play the 9/11 show on master tape theater this week

i would love to listen to it again...i'm pretty sure they did it last year but it was so good...great job by howard

[Ascf33]

Yesterday he said something to the effect that they weren't going to play it again... but who knows.

[junior94]

To the guys here who get to listen to the show everyday, I've a question, something I've been wondering for awhile in fact. We all know that Howard and the crew signed a 5 year deal at Sirius. But has he given ANY indication that at the end he'll sign a new deal, if not for another 5 years, but even just maybe a couple?

Has he claimed that it's definitely set in stone that he's retiring in 2011? Of course if he did, re-up for another 5 that is, think about it, he'd be, what, 62 by that point? I know he looks fantastic for his age and keeps himself in great shape, but I can't help thinking there's something a little skeevy about a 60 year old still doing all the sexual innuendo related stuff so much, even for Howard :lol Ya know having 21 year old hotties in studio getting completely nude and him going on about how sexy they are, etc.

[hbktonyb]

To the guys here who get to listen to the show everyday, I've a question, something I've been wondering for awhile in fact. We all know that Howard and the crew signed a 5 year deal at Sirius. But has he given ANY indication that at the end he'll sign a new deal, if not for another 5 years, but even just maybe a couple?

Has he claimed that it's definitely set in stone that he's retiring in 2011? Of course if he did, re-up for another 5 that is, think about it, he'd be, what, 62 by that point? I know he looks fantastic for his age and keeps himself in great shape, but I can't help thinking there's something a little skeevy about a 60 year old still doing all the sexual innuendo related stuff so much, even for Howard :lol Ya know having 21 year old hotties in studio getting completely nude and him going on about how sexy they are, etc.

First, I'm so happy ETM is back!! I love that little fucker :monkey

He mentioned a few times that he is done after this contract is over, but he's also said that for his last 3 contracts over at KRock. I'm not sure he could walk away, I think he truly loves the radio. If he does sign another deal, he mentioned working an even lighter schedule (a couple of days a week).

My opinion as a listener to the full show everyday - I think he will sign for only 1 year deals for now on for a ton of money, they will still use the 2 channels for varoius programming, and Howard will be on the air only a couple of days per week (Tues, Wed). The other days he will spend in the Hamptons w/ Beth, since he is Hamptons Howie nowadays. For the other days of the week, they will do a live show w/ other people involved w/ the show - Gary, Sal, Richard, Jon Hein, etc...

[lennon2324]

speaking of the hamptons...can you believe the f'ing time he must have had there his last visit?? not only the small petty show, but also a private one...and then the treat he got at bon jovi's with jon, bruce, roger waters, and paul mac all on stage??? holy shit!!! so so jealous

[thom hudson]

speaking of the hamptons...can you believe the f'ing time he must have had there his last visit?? not only the small petty show, but also a private one...and then the treat he got at bon jovi's with jon, bruce, roger waters, and paul mac all on stage??? holy shit!!! so so jealous
i'd gladly give my right nut to witness that all-star jam.

[liegraves]

I'm a 20+ year listener and I know he will sign another 5 year deal. Like someone said earlier he's been saying he's done for years. The signing will be for 5+ hour show 4 days a week with all the ridiculous vacation time.
What are you waiting for to buy Sirius anyway? I bought Sirius for the Stern move and even if he did leave theres noway I'm going back. I mean Jam-On 17 alone and now a Grateful Dead channel. Forget it. I'm hooked.

[junior94]

I'm a 20+ year listener and I know he will sign another 5 year deal. Like someone said earlier he's been saying he's done for years. The signing will be for 5+ hour show 4 days a week with all the ridiculous vacation time.
What are you waiting for to buy Sirius anyway? I bought Sirius for the Stern move and even if he did leave theres noway I'm going back. I mean Jam-On 17 alone and now a Grateful Dead channel. Forget it. I'm hooked.

Yea I'm thinking that even if he said now that he was definitely leaving after this 5 years, obviously we all know how little those words mean from him anymore, given he swore he'd never get married, and you know that Robin is right, he's gonna end up having a kid with Beth even though he swore he didn't want anymore :lol But so point is even if he swore now he was done in 2011, I can totally see him changing his mind when it got closer to then.

And I do'nt have Sirius because unfortunately it would be just too much of a luxury right now to pay for. As I've said many times, the way I keep up with the show to the point that I do is I download most of the Howard TV segments that you can get thru bit torrent sites, and then I archive them to disc as data. In fact I just burned my 35th DVDR last night of strictly HTV content, a full 4+gigs each one.
Also with my DLing the stuff as I do, it's not like they're losing my money by me doing that, I don't DL it as a way to avoid paying, if I wasn't able to DL the stuff I still wouldn't get the service legitimately.

[boutrous11]

how they get to talking about dave?

Howard mentioned that Dave has the aids.

[liegraves]

You seem pretty up on the show to not have Sirius:lol . If I miss a show I just go to Marksfriggin to get an update. But what do you do for music besides cd's. I mean Fm radio just sucks period and you can only listen to so much of a cd.
The music content alone is insane. Nowhere can you get moe.,Umphreys, YMSB,STS9 on regular radio. just sayin!

[Beefsteak1138]

Also with my DLing the stuff as I do, it's not like they're losing my money by me doing that, I don't DL it as a way to avoid paying, if I wasn't able to DL the stuff I still wouldn't get the service legitimately.
:confused

That made no sense whatsoever.

[junior94]

You seem pretty up on the show to not have Sirius:lol . If I miss a show I just go to Marksfriggin to get an update. But what do you do for music besides cd's. I mean Fm radio just sucks period and you can only listen to so much of a cd.
The music content alone is insane. Nowhere can you get moe.,Umphreys, YMSB,STS9 on regular radio. just sayin!

Well like I said, I collect a TON of the HTV episodes, so while I don't know every little thing that's talked about on the show, I'm able to keep up on most of the bigger developments. Even when it's just banter between only them in the studio, no guests or naked chicks or anything I even like to watch that. For instance right now I'm watching the segment where they're discussing how much of an ass Ralph was on the Hamptons trip for the Tom Petty concert. Speaking of, maybe it'll finally sink in more to Howard what a retarded jackass that Ralph truly is, and he'll make him less and less a part of the show.

:confused

That made no sense whatsoever.

Yea I realized I worded that poorly :lol
Basically what I meant was, I know that some people out there download stuff strictly so they don't have to pay for it, they can afford to but choose to DL mostly because they're cheap and wanna get it for free if they can. This is not the case with me. I can't really afford all these extras right now, so frankly, and granted maybe this is just me rationalizing, but I don't feel as bad for DLing the segments thru bit torrent because if I didn't have access to them, I wouldn't otherwise be paying for the service. I don't DL them just to steal them for free to be cheap. If I could afford the extra luxury right now I'd pay for the actual service.

[lennon2324]

good shows this week...and a lot of good interviews...i actually enjoyed dl hughley although i never really cared for hi too much before that interview

[hbktonyb]

so how old is benji anyway? lol

[lennon2324]

well according to the news department he is 40 haha

[liegraves]

older that Art ;)

[lennon2324]

i know this has been said way too many times but holy shit artie lose some fucking weight

[junior94]

well according to the news department he is 40 haha

Has it ever been known officially how old Robin is? I mean I remember in the movie she talks about being a captain in the Air Force, then busts on Howard in the commercial that he wouldn't even have been old enough to've been in Vietnam, so I'm guesing she's AT LEAST got a good 3-5 years on him, but think about that, that'd put her at pushing 60.
But we all know how nasty she looks without all her makeup on, the certain HTV episodes where it catches her right when she's first come into the studio and hasn't done herself up yet. I mean shit she looks like the very reason why makeup was invented. :lol

[lennon2324]

thats a good question...i would put her at 50-54 but dam that is really old

[junior94]

thats a good question...i would put her at 50-54 but dam that is really old

Well no see that's the thing, we know that Howard turned 52 this past January, right? So we know for a fact that she's older than him which obviously would make her at the VERY least 53, but like I'm saying, the way it's been talked about in the past, I got the sense we were talking about more than just a 2 or 3 year gap inbetween them, that she just has to be creeping up around 60. And since that's a nice round number, given the way things are done in Howard world, I'd assume that when that happens (presumably during the life of this 5 year contract, which I would it likely is), some kind of big deal will be made for her birthday, and perhaps we'll finally find out for sure :rolleyes


EDIT: or duh, we could of course simply check IMDB, like I just did :D It lists her birthday as 8/8/52. So there ya go, you were more right than I was, it is merely about a 3 year gap inbetween them, Robin just turned 55 last month. I guess I just had too much of that moment from Private Parts stuck in my head, after Howard finishes spewing his bullshit story about killing kids in Vietnam, the way the laugh at each other and she screams "You weren't even old enough to be in Vietnam!" And he replies "Duh!" I dunno, just got the impression from that they were saying it was a good 6-7 year gap at least inbetween them.

[lennon2324]

she is 55 according to imdb...birthdate august 8, 1952

[lennon2324]

lol thats really funny...we were probably both looking at the exact same time

[FunkyTeaParty]

That's probably the most looks her page ever got at the same time.

[boutrous11]

anyone got a current pic of artie?

[CWMCALL]

He is getting so huge...

[boutrous11]

He is getting so huge...

i don't get it, is he standing behind that bear?

[junior94]

He is getting so huge...

The especially interesting thing was watching an old KROCK segment that was recently put up in circulation on HTV, the main topic was about Artie & Stuttering John having been on the road for a gig and all the late night food Artie was eating (also having to do with John accidentally drinking maggot ridden orange juice once he'd been back home and practically puking in the studio just from the thought of it), and the talk turned to Howard not understanding how he was still "fit" as he was given all that he ate, and Artie looking ahead to the future saying he could'nt imagine being some huge bloated guy... :rolleyes

In fact even Artie brought it up on the current show recently after he'd caught that episode one night, and was laughing at the foreshadowing irony of it all :lol

[junior94]

i don't get it, is he standing behind that bear?

And I think he might even be better off continually letting his facial hair growing in for a few days, because at least then he can kind of hide his 18 different chins under the scruff, whereas when he's suddenly clean shaven you can more blatanly see the grossness of his blob of a neck :freak

[junior94]

I was just watching the HTV episode where Sal is asking for a "traction" to the page 69 article and holy shit... I was sitting here in tears doubling over at how funny it was. Like I was full on blowing my nose and everything. Then friggin Tim Sybian had to go and blow the bit.

Although Artie's probably right, he still wouldn't have realized. :lol

[junior94]

The episode of Win Fred's Money with this Professor James... god what a fucking tool, good I'm glad they played it without obscuring his face, I hope this comes back to haunt him. I never went to college or anything but if I was one of the guys ever in his class, I mean he pretty much flat out admitted that these chicks he's banging get better grades because of it, at least this one did, and so if you're a dude, tough shit. I so hope this asshole never gets a teaching job again, what a douchebag. He's gotta be on just as much a self-destructive streak as Artie, just in totally different ways.

But GODDAMN was that Melanie chick he brought in smoking. How are chicks like this, she was so embarrased of her body and yet I'd (& pretty much every other guy on this board) would consider myself incredibly lucky to be with her, she had some sexy ass curves, there was nothing wrong with that body. And gotta be one of the top 10 most perfect pair of natural boobs I've ever seen in my life. Not to mention cute as hell in the face. I mean DAMN.

And for fucks sake, what am I the only fan around here anymore?? :p

[dmbphish]

If you have a Iphone can you listen to the show on your IPhone?? My phone doesnt seem to work...

[seekup41nancies]

Reily Martin loves Stand Up

[Ascf33]

porno feud today was amazing.

[jeepguy]

Artie needs to come clean about being on Herion again

[junior94]

It just occurred to me, they haven't gone to Vegas once yet since being at Sirius have they? I wonder if they still plan to over the next year or so.

[bullxchange]

Iron Sheik is the man. I will Humble you Brian Blair, Hulk Hogan etc..

[jeepguy]

Iron Sheik is the man. I will Humble you Brian Blair, Hulk Hogan etc..



you want to fuck me in my ass??? Make me humble>>>

[EddieW33]

(huff and puff, catches breath) No, no Mr Howard, I will not put MY penis in the man's ass...I, I, I would use a beer bottle...

Holy shit, I have missed the Shiek's other interviews, and was pissed, but caught this one last night, and almost drove off the road a couple of times...

I like how he starts almost every sentance with...good question Mr _____... and then gets all owrked up...he may have a heart attack on the air...

[On Bended Knees]

im so excited, me and my friends just got 4 tix on Stubhub for the Artie Lange show at Town Hall on November 9th, 14th row from the stage dead center....i cant wait..:bounce

[junior94]

I'm just curious, am I the only one who after all this time, still doesn't get really exactly what it is that Benjy "does" on the show on a day to day, in-studio basis? :freak :lol I mean seeing how the guy's personality is generally speaking, I find it hard to comprehend that he's supposedly a comedy writer (I mean I know in the credits for each HTV segment he's listed along with Howard & Fred as the "writers").

Now when I first started to get regularly into the show about 7-8 years ago now, I actually used to have quite a bit of sympathy for Benjy, I thought for the large part that he was just a shy, quiet good guy and they just loved to mercilessly pick him on him as they so often do, and he was a good sport and all about it, but still. However in the last few years I've come to have any last bit of sympathy I had for him completely vanish :lol and I see him now for what he really is, and the frustration he gives to Howard to seemingly no end, that he's ALWAYS trying to put SOME kind of stupid lame shtick together whenever he happens to be given even 10 seconds of air time. He can never give a straight answer about anything, and I guess part of it is that he really thinks this is a way of being oddly funny, but it isn't. AT ALL.

And I don't know, he'll just pull out the most randomly weird shit sometimes, like the one segment recently Greg was talking to him on camera out in the hall after whatever the discussion was, and literally in the middle of talking he starts jerking his forearm back and forth up like over his face, like the kind of move Dracula would be making using his cape to hide his face, and naturally Greg asks him what the hell he's doing, and Benjy sheepishly replies that he thought he "looked better like this, on camera", to have his eyes featured in this particular way... or WHATEVER stupid bullshit he was saying. So, yea that's basically it, I think Benjy deserves every last bit of ball busting and talking down to that he gets. He's on SCHTICK ALERT on call seriously every minute of the day apparently, and the dude is just the antithesis of funny.


Alright, just had to get that out... :rolleyes :lol

[On Bended Knees]

alot of the jokes and one-liners howard says on the show are written by benji and are sent to howard on the spot by their computers in front of them.

[jeepguy]

I'm just curious, am I the only one who after all this time, still doesn't get really exactly what it is that Benjy "does" on the show on a day to day, in-studio basis? :freak :lol I mean seeing how the guy's personality is generally speaking, I find it hard to comprehend that he's supposedly a comedy writer (I mean I know in the credits for each HTV segment he's listed along with Howard & Fred as the "writers").

Now when I first started to get regularly into the show about 7-8 years ago now, I actually used to have quite a bit of sympathy for Benjy, I thought for the large part that he was just a shy, quiet good guy and they just loved to mercilessly pick him on him as they so often do, and he was a good sport and all about it, but still. However in the last few years I've come to have any last bit of sympathy I had for him completely vanish :lol and I see him now for what he really is, and the frustration he gives to Howard to seemingly no end, that he's ALWAYS trying to put SOME kind of stupid lame shtick together whenever he happens to be given even 10 seconds of air time. He can never give a straight answer about anything, and I guess part of it is that he really thinks this is a way of being oddly funny, but it isn't. AT ALL.

And I don't know, he'll just pull out the most randomly weird shit sometimes, like the one segment recently Greg was talking to him on camera out in the hall after whatever the discussion was, and literally in the middle of talking he starts jerking his forearm back and forth up like over his face, like the kind of move Dracula would be making using his cape to hide his face, and naturally Greg asks him what the hell he's doing, and Benjy sheepishly replies that he thought he "looked better like this, on camera", to have his eyes featured in this particular way... or WHATEVER stupid bullshit he was saying. So, yea that's basically it, I think Benjy deserves every last bit of ball busting and talking down to that he gets. He's on SCHTICK ALERT on call seriously every minute of the day apparently, and the dude is just the antithesis of funny.


Alright, just had to get that out... :rolleyes :lol


Benjy is a writer for the show.......he writes a ton of one-liners for Howard. You can tell when he slips him notes


Howard wouldn't keep him around if he wasn't talented

[junior94]

You know I'm to the point now where I seriously can't take Ralph anymore, he's just a jackass of epic proportions, I hate the douchebag. I'm watching right now the HTV segment of the Penthouse Pet beauty pageant, and he feels the need to call in and rag on Jana Jordan that her drumming sounded like a 5 year old pounding on drums. I'm sorry Ralph, I forgot what an accomplished master musician you are. I know the song she was doing, it's a good song, and it was a pretty good solo for an amateur. She followd along with it pretty well. But of course Jana's a goddess of a cute chick and would vomit in front of Ralph before thinking of touching him, so he's gotta do the only thing he otherwise knows to do there and rag on her for sometthing stupid.

I really thought things were going to change somewhat in the wake of that weekend concert incident where Ralph was caught peeing outside the outdoor movie premiere. I mean Howard was SO fed up with him at this point and it seemed like maybe it was finally getting thru to Howard with practically everyone joining in to say the guy is a leech and an asshole. Howard seemed on the brink of all but cutting him loose.
Now of course several weeks later and it's as if the entire incident never happened. :rolleyes
He's such an ugly little fucker and you know if he was in the studio that day he would've pointed out 10 different "flaws" these amazingly hot chicks had, it's so pathetic.

[lennon2324]

sal = giant asshole

[HoldemHart]

Today's interview with Kevin and Adrian from Entourage was excellent. Further proof that howard is the greatest celebrity interviewer on the planet. And Ralph is a fucking moron, his novelty has worn off a few years ago.

[seekup41nancies]

Today's interview with Kevin and Adrian from Entourage was excellent. Further proof that howard is the greatest celebrity interviewer on the planet. And Ralph is a fucking moron, his novelty has worn off a few years ago.

Agreed. Ralph calling up and dislikeing EVERYTHING everyday has grown old. I am sad Artie is mad ar Richard and Sal though.

[junior94]

Agreed. Ralph calling up and dislikeing EVERYTHING everyday has grown old.

And yet Howard CONTINUES to be inexplicably clueless about it. :rolleyes


Now for reasons that aren't entirely clear to me yet, I decided to subject myself to a few minutes of Miss Howard Stern's reality show :lol
Andrea's friend Jackie I think is WAY hotter than Andrea. See not only has Andrea clearly become an Anna Nicole-esque trainwreck in just being generally stupid, all the hard times she's put herself thru with the alcohol and everything else in her young life has really tarnished her looks for the worse. I mean they do some closeup shots in this thing and you can tell, even with all the tons of makeup she's surely got on, her skin still looks way worse than it should for a girl her age (& considering how it was when Howard first found her). She's destroying herself.

[EddieW33]

I wish I had access to HowardTV....or even the 30 min condesed version I have seen on Comcast...my cable company does not offer HTV...oh well...must continue to listen as much as possible...

[boonie]

were the fab faux on again today?

[HoldemHart]

Did anyone catch when they were ripping on DMB today? It was when Fred was doing his Jim Florentine impersonation.

[boonie]

Fab faux are on tonight on Stern 101. I dont have serious but I love the faux. Anyone with sirius want to record this and for me and upload it later? Pretty Please

[liegraves]

Did anyone catch when they were ripping on DMB today? It was when Fred was doing his Jim Florentine impersonation.
Yes I did. Fred as Jimmy said something about Ants Marching and Artie got a kick out it. Sorry I dont remember the details

[liegraves]

Was anyone else's radio clipping today? About every 3 to 4 minutes it would go silent for about a seconf. I think it was just on H100.

[FunkyTeaParty]

My unit didn't have any problems.

I don't think they were really ripping on DMB. After Fred(Jimmy) made the Ants Marching comment (which was totally out of leftfield) Artie said, "I don't think Jimmy's listening to Dave Matthews."

Not really a rip, but Artie clearly has no respect for DMB. Which is odd considering he claims to be friends with Warren Haynes.

[EddieW33]

Mine just updated itself a couple of times...otherwise, all was ok...

...I like to hunt deer...damn, I need to get that ringtone...

Edit: I have never been on SFN or other Howard web sites, but how soon till they start to offer ringtones - I know they were talking about a guest who was doing well with the ringtones, I mean, I would love to have "I'm Darth Nialus" or some other bits as a ringtone...

[liegraves]

Mine just updated itself a couple of times...otherwise, all was ok...

...I like to hunt deer...damn, I need to get that ringtone...



I think its "I like to kill deer" Hall was a good guest today.

[EddieW33]

I think its "I like to kill deer" Hall was a good guest today.

Thank you for the correction, I heard it a couple of times and just busted out laughing...I shouldn't, but sometimes it happens...only caught a few minutes of Hall & Oates, but what I did catch was very good...

[HoldemHart]

Was anyone else's radio clipping today? About every 3 to 4 minutes it would go silent for about a seconf. I think it was just on H100.

Yeah, my unit was on the fritz all day. It was way more frequent than every few minutes for me. Hopefully it isn't a long term problem.

[Gravedigger81]

What do you guys think of eric the midget? I think it's hilarious that he is writing a script and he wants the wwe superstars to act in it. I love when hes on and Fred plays that music in the back.

[liegraves]

That evil music is the best. WWE and Diana Degarmo lol what a knuckle head. I believe ETM will pull out at the last minute just like the balloon stunt.

[jeepguy]

does anyone post on www.sternfannetwork.com???

My user name is Dave Matthews

[junior94]

So I'm watching the HTV segment right now when Double A came in, and I feel like I fully realize how much of a pathetic tool that he is. :lol
(for one thing, I'm not sure that I ever knew that he ALWAYS walks around with the big gold necklace of his name "Double A" on... are you F"ing kidding me?? :ugh :lol )

Howard is exactly right, he's just a whiney little bitch. He obviously doesn't realize how many fans would give their left nut to be as "in" with the show as he is, and yet it's still not good enough for him, more more more. It completely reminds me of when they were busting on Richard Christy recently of how annoyingly persistant he is with Gary about trying to get certain bits to Howard's attention and on the air ("But all's I wanna do is tell you about the.." "I said no, Richard." "But if you'll just let me show you..." "I said NO, Richard!!!" "But I just..." oyyyye :rolleyes ). And it's clear that he's got a WAY bigger idea in his head of what his place is within the show than what reality is. As much as I can't stand Mariann anymore, she was pretty much right on -- take and be thankful for what you DO get, come to grips with the fact that not every single thought and idea you have is guaranteed show gold, and move the fuck on.
And I love that he tries to use as part of his argument that guys like him, Irish John and Eddie are "always out there" whether it be Yankee games or whatever, spreading the word about Howard and how they should have Sirius, etc etc. Yea Double A, because that's one thing Howard's lacking in, promotion. Not enough people know who the hell he is so he totally needs you out there building him up :rolleyes :lol

It's incredible, apparently he thinks that just because he "wants to learn" at the foot of the master, that that alone means he should be given much more of an access and a chance to be some significant part of the show. LAAAAAAAME.

And all this is not even to mention how funny it was that he completely turned on Haydn the Playboy chick basically verbally raping her once it hit him that he had no real shot at hooking up with her :lol

[junior94]

Ya know having watched that Double A segment before's gotten me thinking...

Do you think this tape (or tapes) of Double A and Haydn actually exist? See when it was first brought up, I 100% believed her, that he was puffing himself up and the shit literally never even took place. But now after this confrontation, with how carefully worded her responses were regarding the thing, I'm kind of thinking there's a bit of a gray area with it. That is, he DOES have a recording of a phone conversation between them and where maybe there was something of a sexual nature brought up, but not really what most people would consider "phone sex". And that he's saying it was outright phone sex, but in reality it wasn't nearly to that degree.

Of course seeing as how I am just going off of this one HTV segment from the 15th and not heard anything since, for all I know this whole thing could've been settled by now :p

[junior94]

Jesus I'm the only person posting on here and I don't even have the damn service :p

I just caught the Leticia Cline segment with the Sybian ride. I was so glad to see that after that bullshit she pulled with JD that she was dumb enough that they got her to ride the thing thinking Cameron Diaz had actually been on it. She had an adorable face, no question, but I don't know, I've seen way better boob jobs, those things were a bit uneven and spread too far apart on her chest.

It totally cracks me up that after all this time, considernig everything Howard does on his show, he still obviously is too embarrassed to use the word "pussy" out loud. He pretty much always just uses "vagine" or "vagina". And it's funny you can hear him sometimes, like maybe he'll be used to saying pussy when he's talking off the air in his private life, and he gets to that point in the sentence and realizes he's in the show, and he actually trips himself up for a second and you can tell the conscious decision he then makes to say vagine instead :lol
I mean plenty of the girls that get naked in there say it (Leticia did) but he never seems to be able to.

[liegraves]

I heard the Leticia episode and had no idea who the hell she is. Sometimes they work to hard to get the girl on the sybian. I don't believe she got the big O. The worst sybian ride and the crew keeps crowing about was Carmin Electra, she was a bore. It was all fake. I personally think they need to retire the ole' sybi. IMO

[HoldemHart]

Does anyone know where to find who'll be on the show during the week? Is that listed anywhere?

[liegraves]

Does anyone know where to find who'll be on the show during the week? Is that listed anywhere?

http://www.marksfriggin.com/index2.htm

SHould be interesting when DAne Cook comes in after all Artie talked a bunch shit about him

[junior94]

I heard the Leticia episode and had no idea who the hell she is. Sometimes they work to hard to get the girl on the sybian. I don't believe she got the big O. The worst sybian ride and the crew keeps crowing about was Carmin Electra, she was a bore. It was all fake. I personally think they need to retire the ole' sybi. IMO

Yea me too, on knowing who Leticia Cline was, at first I thought she was a pornstar. And hell as you heard she really didn't even have any special reason to be there, she just wrote them and said she'd love to meet them all and be on. She said she was in Playboy, I'm assuming she was a playmate... ? That really was kind of a dick move she played on poor JD, patronizing him later with that "Hey you lied to me, you said we were gonna go out.." all seductively and shit. I'm so glad at least Artie spoke up at that moment and called her on it.

And yea I kind of doubt that she really came from the Sybian as well, there was something "off" about it (& her in the Tickle Chair was a bit of a dud, too). I agree, the Carmen Electra ride was barely worth remembering, and she didn't even get topless for it. I still think Howard talks too much during them. It always cracks me up, he's constantly shushing when she's in the middle of making her scream, but most of the time HE's the only one who's talking anyway! :p It's always "tell us what you're feeling, how's it making you feel" I don't want the girl to try and put into words what's going on, it's much more natural just to hear her moan and scream.

I have heard a lot of people say (particularly when I used to be more frequently on SFN) that the Sybian was getting old and should be shelved for awhile. I think maybe if I was just listening to the show everyday I might feel the same way, but as it is with only just watching the HTV episodes, I'm fine for them to continue on (though if I'm not attracted to the girl in the first place, I won't care about her ride).

But shit it absolutely blows my mind how they seemingly have no shortage of incredibly attractive interns all the time. Watching the segment where that author called in wanting to pay someone to read his book, when the brunette Meredith came into the studio to offer, goddamn she was adorable! I can't imagine the toughness of being a young single guy and working in there :D (though as a rule I think I'd just not ever hit on any of them, because that's gotta be the most cliched and expected thing for everyone to do, they must each get it so often, especially it being super creepy coming from a guy like Ronnie)

Does anyone know where to find who'll be on the show during the week? Is that listed anywhere?

To know who will be on upcoming shows, so ones that haven't happened yet? I don't think such a thing exists, unfortunately.

[junior94]

http://www.marksfriggin.com/index2.htm

SHould be interesting when DAne Cook comes in after all Artie talked a bunch shit about him

doh!! Okay I knew about Marksfriggin for a long time but I didn't realize they had "coming soon" information on there too, thought it was just an archive for past segments.

[liegraves]

Robin Quivers and Jim Florentines Hollywood name is Quarantine
:lol :lol
i thought that was funny.

[junior94]

Dude, Artie's gone WAY round the bend at this point with the sex solicitation. I mean he's seriously approaching Richard in the totally creepy category which asking virtually EVERY stripper or pornstar guest that comes in if he can just pay to fuck them. And I don't buy for a second that it's just comedy for the show, I know he's dead serious. I suppose he doesn't care anymore that it's just making him look more and more pathetic. I can only imagine what Dana must think of him now if she knows any of this. It's just so fucking sad.

He's obviously so unhappy and filled with so much self hatred I wouldn't be surprised at all if we find out one day soon that he just up and shot himself at home one night.

Also does anyone happen to know how to email someone on the show directly? I know you can send one generally to SternShow@HowardStern.com, but if you want to get someone specific.
Thanks

[lennon2324]

man i got to listen to a lot of the history of howard stern so far and i am really enjoying it...i didn't think i would since i am young and have only listened to the show for about 6 or 7 years but i t is very interesting

[Ascf33]

Yeah its been great so far. I missed todays so far but I'll catch it on the drive home.

[liegraves]

It is well produced. They picked great music so far. I'm really enjoying it.

[junior94]

Jesus christ could Robin have been any MORE of an ungrateful bitch to that poor Ryan kid for his Secret Santa gift? I mean I don't know, I actually think windchimes are sort of an interesting gift idea. And it's exactly like he said, for one I'm sure he doesn't make a ton of money, and you've got a woman who's got her own race car for godssake, what the hell could he have come up with?

God she annoys the living fuck outta me so much :BANG

[lennon2324]

loved all the holiday programming but i'm happy they are back...one thing that annoyed, or maybe just bothered me, a little was all the fucking clapping they did in the early years...i absolutely could not stand it...what the hell was with that??? i may call in tomorrow and try to get through to ask

PS- funniest Artie quote today

"The McRib is good, but here is the thing about it; if you eat 5 of them you get really sick."

to which Howard said--- "Well I think most people usually eat just one."


oh yeah i also almost crashed my car when Howard said he felt Jon Hein's invitation to his daughters bat mitzvah was a solicitation for money

[Ascf33]

Show's been good so far. The McRib bit was great.

[liegraves]

loved all the holiday programming but i'm happy they are back...one thing that annoyed, or maybe just bothered me, a little was all the fucking clapping they did in the early years...i absolutely could not stand it...what the hell was with that??? i may call in tomorrow and try to get through to ask



You are so right! I started listening when they just started @ K-rock so I missed all that clapping. After every word, even non-funny shit there was clapping. I don't think I would have listened to the early years if I was old enough too.

Please do call in and bring that up. I was thinking the same thing.

[HoldemHart]

Quick question for any of you with an iphone. Is it possible to stream howard stern from an iphone? Has anyone had any luck with that?

[lennon2324]

i'm pretty sure someone called in a while back and asked about that and they said no...could be wrong though

[lennon2324]

You are so right! I started listening when they just started @ K-rock so I missed all that clapping. After every word, even non-funny shit there was clapping. I don't think I would have listened to the early years if I was old enough too.

Please do call in and bring that up. I was thinking the same thing.

i tried all day thursday...gonna work on it this week...i didn't get to hear the krock stuff but all that clapping def. would have made me tune them out had i listened in the early years

[junior94]

So I was just now watching the HTV segment from when they did the latest Playboy evaluations. Why oh why FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE OF GOD that when you have a, what was it, the Thanksgiving replay show? and you bother to poll people on if they want it entirely with or WITHOUT Ralph, that when the response you get back is to NOT have Ralph included (I think so, anyway) do you then invite this raging douchebag back in again for this segment?? :BANG :BANG :BANG

First of all he's ALWAYS horrible on these evaluations because as any fan knows, he could point out about 100 "imperfections" that he deems are there on even the most beautiful girl on the planet, and all the while he's gotta be one of the ugliest motherfucking trolls to ever walk this earth. And then especially to have him in after your audience tells you as a majority that they want him on the show as little as possible.... it's just absolutely beyond me :BANG

Jesus christ I hate him.

[Tomriddle]

Damn. I need to get Sirius, I used to be all over it on Krock

[thom hudson]

Damn. I need to get Sirius, I used to be all over it on Krock
Stern + Grateful Dead channel + Springsteen channel = Sirius ftw :thumbsup

[FunkyTeaParty]

Baba Booey is getting braces!!!!!

If you don't get Sirius now there is no hope for you.

[liegraves]

Stern + Grateful Dead channel + Springsteen channel = Sirius ftw :thumbsup

dont forget Jam On = gold

[Hurting_Donkey]

Man, I really miss my Sirius radio. I bought a new car that had XM installed, so I went with that. The only thing they that Sirius doesn't is Ron and Fez, who I hardly get to listen to anyway because they're on while I'm at work. IMO, Siruis' programming is better, especially on the music stations and Stern > O&A.

[dmb1spe]

My girlfriend got me a year's subscription to Sirius for Xmas, now I'm trying to figure out whether to just get a portable tuner like the Starmate or Sportster or to actually change out headunits and do the whole internal thing. Thoughts?

[liegraves]

The Stilleto (sp?) is the way to go if you have the $$.
I have the Starmate for the car and home docking station. But @ home I mostly listen online.

[EddieW33]

My girlfriend got me a year's subscription to Sirius for Xmas, now I'm trying to figure out whether to just get a portable tuner like the Starmate or Sportster or to actually change out headunits and do the whole internal thing. Thoughts?

I have it through my head unit - and the sound is AMAZING...however, my girlfriend just got the Stiletto a few months ago and the portability is wonderful, and we aer going to get the "hard wire" for the car unit so it is not sending the signal...

I would recommend the portable unit if you would like to listen anywhere outside of the car...

[#41Mikenj]

Damn. I need to get Sirius, I used to be all over it on Krock

I havent listened to old radio since!!!

[dmb1spe]

To be truthful, if I want to listen at home or in the office, I'll probably just turn it on online. So the selling point on the portable is that it's cheaper than installing a new head unit and all that shit, but the sound is going to be reduced with an FM transmitter. I'd like to get the portable unit hardwired into the existing head unit, but that seems like it might be difficult. I have a Ford SUV, and Ford makes their radios fucking gigantic.

[#41Mikenj]

I have it through my head unit - and the sound is AMAZING...however, my girlfriend just got the Stiletto a few months ago and the portability is wonderful, and we aer going to get the "hard wire" for the car unit so it is not sending the signal...

I would recommend the portable unit if you would like to listen anywhere outside of the car...



this is the stellito 2??? (sorry bout the spelling)

[EddieW33]

To be truthful, if I want to listen at home or in the office, I'll probably just turn it on online. So the selling point on the portable is that it's cheaper than installing a new head unit and all that shit, but the sound is going to be reduced with an FM transmitter. I'd like to get the portable unit hardwired into the existing head unit, but that seems like it might be difficult. I have a Ford SUV, and Ford makes their radios fucking gigantic.

Very easy to hard wire...all you need to be able to do is get to the antenna connection...done, and done...

this is the stellito 2??? (sorry bout the spelling)

No, Stiletto 1 - it was a gift a couple of months ago - I almost wanted her to return and wait for the new one, but we just settled with the old model...

[dmb1spe]

Very easy to hard wire...all you need to be able to do is get to the antenna connection...done, and done...



No, Stiletto 1 - it was a gift a couple of months ago - I almost wanted her to return and wait for the new one, but we just settled with the old model...


I'm handy around the house, but not when it comes to car audio. I'd probably just take the motherfucker to best buy.

[EddieW33]

I'm handy around the house, but not when it comes to car audio. I'd probably just take the motherfucker to best buy.

Even easier.

[dmb1spe]

I mean, if it's doable without having to take apart the dashboard, i can probably handle it, but i don't want to go screwing shit up on my new car

[FunkyTeaParty]

I went to 6th Ave Electronics and they hooked me up with a mount and wired it up all nice.

People told me it's not that hard to do, but I wanted to make sure it was done right the first time.

[thom hudson]

dont forget Jam On = gold
truth :thumbsup

[EddieW33]

dont forget Jam On = gold

truth :thumbsup

I had to change the order of my presets because I was wearing out the "1" button - as that was Jam On's original home on one of my presets...now I mix it up every 6 months or so...

Since my unit is hardwired, whenever I turn off the car, the channel I get when I switch through the different presets is 32...

...Back to Stern conversation...this week was funny, I caught a bit more than usual - Vegas wrap up is always enjoyable and the fight the other day was golden...I usually don't enjoy the master tape theater but today was somewhat enjoyable with Aerosmith in the studio - the interaction was awesome...

[hbktonyb]

Did anyone hear ETM go crazy screaming at Baba Booey? I love etm

[Ascf33]

Did anyone hear ETM go crazy screaming at Baba Booey? I love etm

:lol :lol

I heard it on my lunch break. Def some funny shit. ETM bores me though. They need to forget about him for a month or two.

[hbktonyb]

for some reason i can't get enough of him. he's such an evil little guy, but i feel sorry for him that he actually thinks this girl is his g/f. the little sob unfriended me on myspace!

[junior94]

I really think I empathize with Gary regarding the recent Sunny Leone & Joanna Angel appearance with everyone cracking on him about wearing one of the masks while he operates the Sybian. For one thing, the way they do the lighting now it's so centralized on the girl, all the other THREE guys standing around it are pretty much completely in the dark, so anyone who would want to beat off to watching it (I enjoy watching & collecting them, but I can't imagine ever actually jerking off to one of them), your view isn't hardly spoiled at all.

Howard goes on about how "so many fans" complain about this, that Gary should instantly be wearing his mask. Meanwhile WELL OVER HALF of the entire audience CONSTANTLY complains about having as little of Ralph The Giant Tool on the show as possible, yet Howard continues to integrate him. So... :rolleyes


(but damn, with all the porn I've seen over the last couple years I always kinda glossed over Sunny Leone, that definitely ain't gonna keep happening now since I've seen how bloody hot she is :p )

[FunkyTeaParty]

The reason Howard wants Gary to wear the mask is because it's fucking hilarious.

[ShotgunDMB]

Stern rules. I need Sirius, ASAP.

[reverend miles]

i don't feel like back reading so i'm sorry if this has already been posted. i thought it was pretty funny. howard stern gets a prank call from himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYMYNe1kcEE

[hbktonyb]

seeing a picture of gary w/ a mask while the girls ride the sybian is what makes the bit funny on howard tv. i like the wrestling mask much better than the bee keepers mask

[junior94]

I don't know if Scott DePace is strictly to blame for this, or if it's at least partially Doug Goodstein as well, how horribly so many Howard TV segments are produced and directed whenever there's nudity involved. I mean not that I've ever actually beat off to a Sybian ride, but they can still be cool to watch, and it completely escapes me why they ever bother taking the camera off the girl for even a second during one of them. Whether Gary's wearing a mask or not, do you honestly think I wanna look at him AT ALL when I could be watching a half naked hottie on her way to an orgasm?? The worst was one awhile back, I can't remember who the girl was, but Richard was in the studio sitting on the couch, and it was a fairly lengthy ride, and DePace cut to closeups of Richard's face like literally 4-5 different times as he sat there with a dumb fuck face and his mouth hanging wide open. This was just insane to me. Yea, because that's exactly what I want to be looking at in that moment, I wanna see Richard the perverted mouthbreather for 8 straight seconds instead of the naked pornstar. :rolleyes

(and of course we won't even get into the non-stop overly gratuitous closeup cock shots whenever they've got something gay going on, moreso than they ever seem to do on closeup cooter shots, but this has been discussed...)

[liegraves]

junior, no offense but you need to get Sirius man. Obviously you're a fan by reading your posts but they are about a week late cause your catching it on Htv. Come on man what r you waiting for?

[ShotgunDMB]

bababooey!

[junior94]

junior, no offense but you need to get Sirius man. Obviously you're a fan by reading your posts but they are about a week late cause your catching it on Htv. Come on man what r you waiting for?

Mehh.. just with everything else I got going on right now, not that it's super expensive or anything obviously, but it's enough of a superfluous side expense I don't need, and I can otherwise get what I like in my own way, so... And my posts may be late topic-wise, but oh well, I'll continue to post what I want to when, and if people choose to respond to it, that's the way it goes. :rolleyes

I tell ya though with the Howard TV girls, well Artie just cracks me up because he's like literally to the point now where he's calling EVERY SINGLE hot girl that walks in there the hottest girls he's ever seen/they've had in the studio :lol True, several of the girls they've had, not that I felt they were unnattractive, but just haven't been much my type, so I wasn't bowled over. Including that Jan one Danielle, Fred was right, there was something a little off/weird with her face.
But I just now got a hold of the videos for Miss February, Lisa Michelle, that's probably the one I think's the cutest of all of them so far.

[junior94]

Wow, every time I think Sal has reached the lowest point of showing how unbelievably clueless and retarded he is regarding SO MANY different topics... he proves me wrong again. :lol

[seekup41nancies]

Has anyone gone on ETM's chat rooms? lol

[liegraves]

Mehh.. just with everything else I got going on right now, not that it's super expensive or anything obviously, but it's enough of a superfluous side expense I don't need, and I can otherwise get what I like in my own way, so... And my posts may be late topic-wise, but oh well, I'll continue to post what I want to when, and if people choose to respond to it, that's the way it goes. :rolleyes

Nothing like listening in realtime though, buts its all good.:thumbsup
I tell ya though with the Howard TV girls, well Artie just cracks me up because he's like literally to the point now where he's calling EVERY SINGLE hot girl that walks in there the hottest girls he's ever seen/they've had in the studio :lol
That seems to be a running joke now with Art. I can't take him literally anymore.

I got to say this about Art, he needs to forget about Dana. For the life of me I don't know why he still keeps hanging on. She must have a gold laced pussy or chocolate in Artie's case. Its ridiculous that he is still trying to work this out. And 1000 roses, WTF.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Sending someone a 1000 roses is vandalism as far as I'm concerned.

[hbktonyb]

one of the funniest moments ever happened the other day - when they were making fun of booey for interrupting during the granny porn bit. and howard just kept doing the voice, "boff, u gotta play the other clip...boff boff boff". i was in tears.

it was also funny when they were saying that booey has no idea who to vote for..."boff, i am not going to make a decision until i get in the booth and pull the lever boff"

[EddieW33]

one of the funniest moments ever happened the other day - when they were making fun of booey for interrupting during the granny porn bit. and howard just kept doing the voice, "boff, u gotta play the other clip...boff boff boff". i was in tears.

it was also funny when they were saying that booey has no idea who to vote for..."boff, i am not going to make a decision until i get in the booth and pull the lever boff"

Ba-ba booey...wa, wa.... (Price is Rright losing song) is golden...

That exchange was amazing, I was driving and tearing up laughing so hard...

[junior94]

Nothing like listening in realtime though, buts its all good.:thumbsup

That seems to be a running joke now with Art. I can't take him literally anymore.

I got to say this about Art, he needs to forget about Dana. For the life of me I don't know why he still keeps hanging on. She must have a gold laced pussy or chocolate in Artie's case. Its ridiculous that he is still trying to work this out. And 1000 roses, WTF.

Well, though you certainly make a point here, because I admit hearing this thing about Artie still trying (& to that degree) with Dana is completely news to me, so... :shrug
Wow, I'm REALLY surprised to hear this. I mean I know in the grand scheme there's a lot of the show I miss with only catching the HTV segments, but that's also a good chunk of the show I'm experiencing, and in that he really hasn't been talking about her with any significance for quite awhile now. I figured while, maybe not that he was truly over her in his heart, but definitely not that he'd try something like this. Christ especially with all the different chicks (read: whores :p) he's slept with since.
Then again, we all know Artie is one incredibly fucked up individual. And I'll say I almost can't blame him, when it comes to Dana. Personally she's pretty much EXACTLY my type of girl. I always thought she was hot as hell. (it was no accident that when Jamie Lynn & Cassia Riley have been in the studio that Artie was so attracted to Cassia in particular as "his type", as he'd put it. Cassia and Dana look remarkably alike)

[junior94]

one of the funniest moments ever happened the other day - when they were making fun of booey for interrupting during the granny porn bit. and howard just kept doing the voice, "boff, u gotta play the other clip...boff boff boff". i was in tears.

it was also funny when they were saying that booey has no idea who to vote for..."boff, i am not going to make a decision until i get in the booth and pull the lever boff"

:lol I miss when Howard and/or Fred would go on really long and extended "mah boff" riffs.

[liegraves]

Well, though you certainly make a point here, because I admit hearing this thing about Artie still trying (& to that degree) with Dana is completely news to me, so... :shrug
Wow, I'm REALLY surprised to hear this.

I don't want to ruin it for because it will be great on Htv but let me just say this Artie and the 1000 roses has nothing to do with valentines day.
Its about Artie, Dana, 3 Penthouse chicks, and Vinnie Favale:lol
thats all im saying:lol

[junior94]

Wow I just finally caught Artie's segment from Letterman, and I'm not sure I've ever seen something that was more pointless than that. Both stories that he told (being mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell and about the clueless Giants radio announcer) geez I've heard both of those in his act material from well over a year ago at this point. He's still schilling those jokes, especially for a major appearance like Dave?? :freak

[junior94]

I don't want to ruin it for because it will be great on Htv but let me just say this Artie and the 1000 roses has nothing to do with valentines day.
Its about Artie, Dana, 3 Penthouse chicks, and Vinnie Favale:lol
thats all im saying:lol

Ohh right, those 3 chicks he brought in that he met at the AVN Awards weekend, that he was gonna take to Letterman with him. Yea I saw that HTV episode a few days ago :D
Actually the one named Prinzzess, I didn't find her attractive at all. The other brunette was cute but her boobs looked too fake. I'd say the blonde from that group was definitely the cutest. Too bad her Sybian ride wasn't all that.

[lennon2324]

uh oh...artie was out sick...heroin maybe?

[fleckhead]

maybe greenpeace got a hold of him, and threw him back in the ocean. love Artie, but holy shit did he blow up. hope he's better this weekend, he's going to be at the borgata with Nick Dipalo.

[junior94]

uh oh...artie was out sick...heroin maybe?

Ya know at this point, I wouldn't be terribly surprised if that turned out to be the case. Artie is truly going off the deep end. A couple days ago I got hold of and watched the blow up he had with High Pitch Mike, and while I'm not too crazy about the kid either, and true he shouldn't have brought up the sister, I still think Artie grossly overreacted there and his explosion was just ridiculous. He showed his real homophobia for what it is, clearly using his accusation of Mike being gay as a way to cut him as deep as he could. I think it was very interesting when Howard actually said that the usage of "fag" was starting to make him very uncomfortable, I really think at that moment he was looking at Artie like he was practically an alien or something. Plus there he was picking on the kid saying he's never even been with a woman before, meanwhile gee Artie, when's the last time YOU fucked a chick that WASN'T a hooker?

God he is SO fucking messed up right now. :shrug


Oh and I have to say, during the Win Fred's Money bit with the wrestler and his wife... What comes inbetween 'Duke' and Earl' in the ranking of British peers?

"Of"

Funny as fuck that both he and Fred gave that answer :lol :lol

[junior94]

Holy crap, it's just now hit me that today it's been a full year since Howard officially got engaged to Beth. I remember he announced on Valentine's Day that he asked her the night before.

[HoldemHart]

I don't want to ruin it for because it will be great on Htv but let me just say this Artie and the 1000 roses has nothing to do with valentines day.
Its about Artie, Dana, 3 Penthouse chicks, and Vinnie Favale:lol
thats all im saying:lol

I totally missed that story, where can I go to find out what happened?

[EddieW33]

I totally missed that story, where can I go to find out what happened?

Well, it is priceless - the story, as told by Artie is even better...and you missed the replays...good luck...junior can probably point you in the right direction :cool

[junior94]

Holy shit, I'm watching the Richard Lewis interview (yea yea, I know this is old but since I only get my stuff via HTV episodes, oh well) I can't believe that Howard hasn't beat off in 7 months. I mean I literally can't believe it. I'm damn near sure that I remember at least one bit over the last 7 months where he's referenced having just jerked off the night or two before.

[junior94]

Damn that Korean intern Erika was hot, the one in the middle of the Dave Navarro segment. Sucks to be her boyfriend though, since something probably happened between her and Dave :p

[hbktonyb]

I hate vacation weeks, my drive to work sucks without them!

[junior94]

I know this is kinda old at this point, but for those who heard that "Flo Rida" rapper segment that day but maybe haven't caught it yet on Howard TV, man what a friggin gip. Well I don't care that HTV couldn't get the rights to the song to be able to play back the segment properly, but the girl they had with them, she was pretty damn cute and said she used to be a stripper, and when Howard prompted her before the money throwing, she said okay she'd "be takin it off!" Pfffffftt. Hardly. The most she did was pull down her sweatpants or whatever those where to like just above her knee so you saw her thong underwear while she shook her butt. And that's it. Nothing came down up top, and nothing else came down on the bottom. Boo.

[junior94]

Holy christ, when did Jay Thomas become a humungous asshole? :ugh
To listen to him ripping into so many "lesser" people, gee Jay, I'd forgotten you're the most funny, interesting and entertaining human being on the planet :rolleyes

[hbktonyb]

today was booey beat down day. i almost pissed myself when he started calling him fa fa friar and then they were making fun of him for being bored in Vegas and Iraq.

[Ascf33]

Howard making fun of Booey knocking on Artie's tent flap had me rolling.

[dmb1spe]

I missed a couple hours when I walked into the office and had a meeting. From basically right after they spoke to that comic until now. Anything good?

[junior94]

Goddamn, I sorta vaguely remember in the past whenever Bob Schimmel had been on that there was at least talk of him having a young hot daughter, and maybe I'd even seen her brought in once or twice, but shazzam, seeing her (Jess) in there with him for a significant period of time last week, she's sexy as hell. How the hell's she been single for the last 3 years. And great attitude.
But shit even that wife of his, the one that was friends with Jess, she's pretty damn hot, too. Schimmel is WAY lucky that she's actually with him, I can't remember the last time I've seen that old of a man be so passive/aggressive and insecure and act like a friggin 8 year old who needs so much focus and attention. I actually feel sorry for that woman, he's so gonna torpedo that marriage too :shrug

[Ascf33]

Henry Hill on right now... he's a fucking mess.

[FunkyTeaParty]

It cracks me up how Amy Fisher thinks she deserves some level of respect. People should spit on her when they see her.

Though I have to admit, I do love her pussy.

[dmb1spe]

It cracks me up how Amy Fisher thinks she deserves some level of respect. People should spit on her when they see her.

Though I have to admit, I do love her pussy.

That soundclip cracks me up every time. "I love your pussy"

[hbktonyb]

boff, i never get board because i have a facebook page boff. i have 200 friends, and i don't even need nick dapollo to watch tv with me boff. and i am now a friar, u can call me fa fa friar boff

[lennon2324]

i love how JD was a big part this week...it is hilarious what they do with him...he should def. have his own show once a week

[HoldemHart]

That soundclip cracks me up every time. "I love your pussy"

:lol "Rub your clit"

[Ascf33]

Gallagher on this morning. He's fucking nuts.

[junior94]

It cracks me up how Amy Fisher thinks she deserves some level of respect. People should spit on her when they see her.

Though I have to admit, I do love her pussy.

I don't even think she looks that good in that video. The boobs are obviously fake and bad looking. I believe you can have an obvious looking boob job but it still be high quality, but not those things. Plus I just dont find her all that cute anymore, in fact with the plastic surgery she's had she looked kinda disturbing.

But the thing that had to crack me up the most, when Howard's playing the audio clips, and she meekly says "Wow, you're so graphic". Umm... moron, they're clips from YOUR sex tape!! :rolleyes :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

Exactly.

She wants to come on the show but not talk about her sex tape or shooting Mary Jo in the face.

Well, then.....uh......um........thanks for stopping by!

[Ascf33]

:lol

[#41Mikenj]

Her husband is a total tool.I laugh my ass off when Fred plays that clip.

I love your puuussy!

[junior94]

Exactly.

She wants to come on the show but not talk about her sex tape or shooting Mary Jo in the face.

Well, then.....uh......um........thanks for stopping by!

And especially not about the sex tape. Because, errr... wasn't her timing of being there mainly about promoting the sex tape? Heelllllooooo! :lol

I got a kick out of the fact that soon after she left, pretty much everyone was coming right out blatanly saying like "fuck her, good riddance, who needs you, she's a terrible person, etc etc". I wonder what the whole set up must've been like to book her, originally talking with Gary on the phone, and if she had a pre-inteview and all that stuff.

And I loved that idiot husband trying to sell the bullshit line that she's just as famous for her "award winning column". :lol Jackass, she doesn't get to even write the damn column if she never shot her lover's wife in the face :p

[FunkyTeaParty]

Who even new she wrote a column?

Both sides claim the other contacted them for the booking. I believe Gary.

I really feel bad for Mary Jo in all this being hopelessly linked to such a group of lowlifes.

[#41Mikenj]

Who even new she wrote a column?

Both sides claim the other contacted them for the booking. I believe Gary.

I really feel bad for Mary Jo in all this being hopelessly linked to such a group of lowlifes.

true that.. her and joeys kids its got to be sad for them too

[lennon2324]

i can't get enough of JD......i'm hooked!

[junior94]

Wow... just when I thought that there was nobody more delusional and so out of touch with reality and his own relevance in entertainment than Jay Thomas, then comes along Gallagher :lol

This is great, it's becoming a string of bottom of the barrell "comedians" who believe everyone else on planet Earth is beneath them in talent :rolleyes
Who the fuck has even said or heard Gallagher's name in the last 15 years?

[hbktonyb]

I hate Gallagher. Can't wait for this week's shows!

[HoldemHart]

I hate Gallagher. Can't wait for this week's shows!

Who's on this week?

[junior94]

Something I've always found kinda curious whenever a pornstar or stripper or something is in there and would like to plug herself, I wonder if any of you guys ever thought of it this way. Like, whether maybe it's a game they have her playing, or answering questions, whatever, and Howard makes an offer like "do this, and I'll give you 5 plugs", but if it's only really one single thing that the girl has to plug, like say the URL of her website and nothing else... does it occur to anyone else that the show's still making out way better on the deal? (to get whatever antics out of the girl they will)
I mean, especially if it's just one website address, pretty much after she says it twice in a matter of five minutes, is she really getting anything more from the deal than literally to keep repeating the same thing? I don't know, I just always found that a little silly.

[hbktonyb]

^Def. agree with you.

I thought Mark the Bagger was pretty funny today, also liked the King of all Pimps.

[dmbphan041]

I don't get the appeal of this guy at all. Someone care to explain?

[HoldemHart]

Something I've always found kinda curious whenever a pornstar or stripper or something is in there and would like to plug herself, I wonder if any of you guys ever thought of it this way. Like, whether maybe it's a game they have her playing, or answering questions, whatever, and Howard makes an offer like "do this, and I'll give you 5 plugs", but if it's only really one single thing that the girl has to plug, like say the URL of her website and nothing else... does it occur to anyone else that the show's still making out way better on the deal? (to get whatever antics out of the girl they will)
I mean, especially if it's just one website address, pretty much after she says it twice in a matter of five minutes, is she really getting anything more from the deal than literally to keep repeating the same thing? I don't know, I just always found that a little silly.


God Bless the Howard Stern Show....

[junior94]

God Bless the Howard Stern Show....

EXACTLY. :evil

[ShotgunDMB]

I don't get the appeal of this guy at all. Someone care to explain?

Making fun of people. Vulgarity. Nudity. What's not to like?

Babbabooey!

[dmbphan041]

Making fun of people. Vulgarity. Nudity. What's not to like?

Babbabooey!

NPR>this guy

[ShotgunDMB]

npr...? god i hate that shit.

[HoldemHart]

Does anyone know a link to who's going to be on the show in the upcoming week?

[hbktonyb]

newlywed game next week w/ GEORGE TAKEI! i love george

[Beefsteak1138]

newlywed game next week w/ GEORGE TAKEI! i love george

Oh...my...God.

[Ascf33]

Newlywed game with...

George Takei
Evil Dave
and Blue Iris


:lol :lol

[thom hudson]

I don't get the appeal of this guy at all. Someone care to explain?
no.
dont listen if you dont like it.

[RhodyDMBFan]

Making fun of people. Vulgarity. Nudity. What's not to like?

Babbabooey!

Doing the same show everyday? Asking ever celeb the same questions? Claiming to invent everything? 12 weeks off a year? Mailing it in? He's awesome.

[Beefsteak1138]

Doing the same show everyday? Asking ever celeb the same questions? Claiming to invent everything? 12 weeks off a year? Mailing it in? He's awesome.

Thanks for those original thoughts.

[Ascf33]

Doing the same show everyday? Asking ever celeb the same questions? Claiming to invent everything? 12 weeks off a year? Mailing it in? He's awesome.

Brilliant. :lol

[thom hudson]

Doing the same show everyday? Asking ever celeb the same questions? Claiming to invent everything? 12 weeks off a year? Mailing it in? He's awesome.

Once again:

dont listen if you dont like it.

[HoldemHart]

I love when Tracy Morgan is on the show...he's out of control and I love every minute.

[HoldemHart]

It's about time...http://money.cnn.com/2008/03/24/news/companies/xm_sirius/index.htm?postversion=2008032415

[DMBBeav]

Doing the same show everyday? Asking ever celeb the same questions? Claiming to invent everything? 12 weeks off a year? Mailing it in? He's awesome.

An O&A fan spitting out the O&A talking points. How many times have you guys been wrong in the past 2 and a half years? About EVERYTHING?

[thom hudson]

i love O&A, as well as Howard...i find both shows extremely entertaining...really, i don't see how a "listener" could have a serious problem with either of them...they both do what they do, and you have the freedom to listen or not listen...it really shouldn't affect your life either way.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Thank the Lord this merger finally went through.

Now when can I get some MLB????

[Richard Belding]

Was John Lennon's sperm inside of you?

[DMBBeav]

i love O&A, as well as Howard...i find both shows extremely entertaining...really, i don't see how a "listener" could have a serious problem with either of them...they both do what they do, and you have the freedom to listen or not listen...it really shouldn't affect your life either way.

I actually totally agree...I like O&A, but prefer Howard, and it isn't a big deal.

I do get annoyed, however, at O&A fans who attack Howard and his fans with talking points that they present as 'fact'. The only time I can't listen to O&A is when he is dissing Howard.

Howard brings up O&A once every 3 months...so you don't deal with that there.

[RhodyDMBFan]

An O&A fan spitting out the O&A talking points. How many times have you guys been wrong in the past 2 and a half years? About EVERYTHING?

I don't take all my info from O&A. My wife has Sirius and every time we're in the car, Howard is talking about one of his whack pack (usually Eric the midget), or talking to a celeb and asking who he's banged in the ass (this week it was Ryan Philippe). Then he had a caller talk about how he got in trouble on his college radio show for having a stripper and Howard needed to point out that it was he that started that, nobody did bits before him. It's laughable. And I'm pissed that now some of my subscription fee is going to go towards his ridiculous salary.

Having said that, O&A were wrong to go back to terrestrial. The show isn't as good, and like Howard, they spend most of their time complaining about what they can't do. I wish they would go back to XM only.

[thom hudson]

I actually totally agree...I like O&A, but prefer Howard, and it isn't a big deal.

I do get annoyed, however, at O&A fans who attack Howard and his fans with talking points that they present as 'fact'. The only time I can't listen to O&A is when he is dissing Howard.

Howard brings up O&A once every 3 months...so you don't deal with that there.
they're just robots who regurgitate what their heroes O&A say...there are plenty of mindless drones who take Howard's word as gospel too, though, and preach it as such...so either way, the fans of both can be kinda annoying.
i cant help but like both...for me, this cant be like a yankees/mets situation.

[DMBBeav]

they're just robots who regurgitate what their heroes O&A say...there are plenty of mindless drones who take Howard's word as gospel too, though, and preach it as such...so either way, the fans of both can be kinda annoying.
i cant help but like both...for me, this cant be like a yankees/mets situation.

I agree on both counts. I may have jumped the gun on the 'O&A robot' who is trolling the Howard Stern thread and been too broad with my language.

[HoldemHart]

Damn...that was a phenomenal version of "Round Here"

[hbktonyb]

crows were great today, but i seriously walk around work all day talking like baba booey saying that i'm bored.

hi everyone, its me...baba booey. i'm vewwy vewwy bored all the time. i need someone to watch tv w/ me, and then have a 3 hour lunch w/ artie.

ba ba baghdad

[jeepguy]

damn....Artie is out again today. It's the Heroin talkin'

[hbktonyb]

so weird that he is always out when george is in.

howard depressed me today with his retirement talk.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Howard's been talking about retirement ever since he got back from 'Nam.

I am going to see Artie at Union High School on 4/17. I hope he lives that long.

[HoldemHart]

I'm listening to the West Coast Feed now, the novelty of Riley Martin has worn off. They need to get him off the air, especially with George in the studio.

By the way, Brad's Big Balls is the funniest song I've heard on the show in a long time.

[junior94]

I'm listening to the West Coast Feed now, the novelty of Riley Martin has worn off. They need to get him off the air, especially with George in the studio.


Honestly I never really did get the appeal of Riley even from the start. Yea okay maybe the very first time they talked about/to him that I heard however long ago seemed funny, but after that... meh.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I think his show is entertaining and the fact that he is so delusional about his worth to Sirius is funny as hell.

[HoldemHart]

Holy shit, I just saw Artie's coming out confession to George. Absolutely priceless.

[Ascf33]

Holy shit. The Newlyweird game today! :lol :lol

Fucking hysterical.

[HoldemHart]

Holy shit. The Newlyweird game today! :lol :lol

Fucking hysterical.

It was absolutely classic, I'm going to listen to it again on the West Coast Feed.

[Ascf33]

Same here. I usually catch up on my lunch break.

[hbktonyb]

that was a great segment. evil dave is so weird!

[HoldemHart]

I really liked the Katie Joel interview. I LOVE it when Howard does the run down on drugs people have done. He always includes ludes, I crack up every time.

[hbktonyb]

haha, ludes.

howard is one of the best interviewer i've ever heard.

[junior94]

I really liked the Katie Joel interview. I LOVE it when Howard does the run down on drugs people have done. He always includes ludes, I crack up every time.

Oh as in Billy's current wife, the one that's only like 5 years older than his daughter Alexa Ray? I love ya Bill, but that's a little creepy... :p

[FunkyTeaParty]

I like when he asked her if she ever smoked hash oil.

Too funny.

I also liked when Artie asked Katie Joel if when she is on her private jet heading to Miami today with her two dogs if she will feel bad that there will be children dying of starvation somewhere tonight.

[HoldemHart]

haha, ludes.

howard is one of the best interviewer i've ever heard.

In my opinion he's the best celebrity interviewer out there, hands down. He asks about things that fans really want to hear about, rather than plug and endlessly discuss their mediocre movie/book/website.

[Richard Belding]

Go to YouTube, find the user SiriusStern420, and thank me later.

[junior94]

That reminds me of something I've been meaning to do for awhile now. I've talked in here before about the collection I've been building of Howard TV segments (but also other general Stern related things, like Artie featured on Letterman, etc), I've got a full 50 data DVDs completely filled each 4+gigs of videos. Almost all are in .avi format and Divx encoded so they can be played back on a standalone DVD player that supports that compatability.

Anyway point is I'm UL'ing a Microsoft Word document detailing all the segments on each numbered disc, if anyone wants to look over it and there's any that you'd like to have, we can set up a regular B&P situation for them. Only thing is you'd have to take whatever's on the particular disc(s) already, meaning I don't have time to mix and match different stuff to make you a sort of custom DVD(s). But whatever else, even if it's several, it shouldn't be a problem.
Write me at junior94@gmail.com if you're interested.

The Word file:
http://www.mediafire.com/?tkznmg3fjgn

[FunkyTeaParty]

Wow. Who heard Artie this morning. Sick stuff.

All joking aside, we are really listening to someone die on the air.

I have tickets to see him at his alma mater Union High School next Thursday for a fundraiser and I am now genuinely concerned he might not make it that long.

[nkc8246]

Wow. Who heard Artie this morning. Sick stuff.

All joking aside, we are really listening to someone die on the air.

I have tickets to see him at his alma mater Union High School next Thursday for a fundraiser and I am now genuinely concerned he might not make it that long.

:lol ...I'd be more worried that he may not come back from Amsterdam!!

Today was classic Artie though!!

[FunkyTeaParty]

How is Amsterdam not going to kill him? That is the last thing he needs.

Him dying in Amsterdam would be a fitting capper to this whole thing.

[HoldemHart]

Wow. Who heard Artie this morning. Sick stuff.

All joking aside, we are really listening to someone die on the air.

I have tickets to see him at his alma mater Union High School next Thursday for a fundraiser and I am now genuinely concerned he might not make it that long.

Yeah, it's really getting a bit disturbing. But I'm not going to lie, I think Howard is hilarious when he's making fun of Artie sleeping. So I'm definitly a hypocrite.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I'm the same way. I love the guy and I really don't want to seem him die, but that was some big time compelling/hysterical radio this morning.

When he fell out of bed and didn't wake up.......

[HoldemHart]

I don't know how he could ever sleep with all those assholes running around in the first place

[FunkyTeaParty]

Diabetic coma?

[dmb1spe]

Jesus, today's show was a trainwreck.

[nkc8246]

I'm the same way. I love the guy and I really don't want to seem him die, but that was some big time compelling/hysterical radio this morning.

When he fell out of bed and didn't wake up.......

It was SO great when they played the footage back and he was saying..."Why did you guys let me fall...why didn't you help me" :lol :lol

They were like "What the hell were we supposed to do to prevent you from falling!!" :thumbsup

TOO GREAT!!!

[dmbphan041]

oMgZzZ teH Sh0kK JoCKz11!1#$!

[hbktonyb]

artie segment today was great, but i'm really worried about him. we gotta save the baby gorilla somehow

[FunkyTeaParty]

Whoa.......

[dmb1spe]

Yeah. Whoa about sums it up.

I'd say the odds on Artie killing himself are at least 50-50.

[HoldemHart]

I can't believe what I heard today. I hope things work out for art because he's in a bad place.

[nkc8246]

I can't believe what I heard today. I hope things work out for art because he's in a bad place.

:thumbsup I agree. That was something else!!

I hope Benjy calls in with an update that he found Artie and all is well

[Beefsteak1138]

You all got some splaining to do.

[HoldemHart]

Damn there are always a shit load of trolls in this thread.

[dmb1spe]

You all got some splaining to do.

Artie and his assistant Teddy were in the hallway arguing in the break, so when the show came back Artie and Howard were talking about it. Artie accused Teddy of being a shitty person and a bad assistant and stealing money from him because he would loan Teddy money and never see it again.

Howard brought in Teddy, Artie and him started yelling at each other, and then I guess Artie got up and stormed at him and started throwing shit at him. I don't know if he actually hit him.

Howard got everyone calmed down, Artie came back in, Howard told him he couldn't do shit like that in the studio, Artie said he couldn't promise it wouldn't happen again, he blamed Howard for instigating the whole thing (which he didn't), and then he resigned. And Howard accepted. Artie said "I love you guys, but I'm out of control" and walked out.

[Beefsteak1138]

Artie and his assistant Teddy were in the hallway arguing in the break, so when the show came back Artie and Howard were talking about it. Artie accused Teddy of being a shitty person and a bad assistant and stealing money from him because he would loan Teddy money and never see it again.

Howard brought in Teddy, Artie and him started yelling at each other, and then I guess Artie got up and stormed at him and started throwing shit at him. I don't know if he actually hit him.

Howard got everyone calmed down, Artie came back in, Howard told him he couldn't do shit like that in the studio, Artie said he couldn't promise it wouldn't happen again, he blamed Howard for instigating the whole thing (which he didn't), and then he resigned. And Howard accepted. Artie said "I love you guys, but I'm out of control" and walked out.

Holy shit.

Anyone know where I could download this show?

[FunkyTeaParty]

I have half a mind to go bar hopping in Hoboken tonight to try to find a drunken Artie rampaging across town like King Kong.

Either that or he will be in bed curled up in the fetal position crying.

I am kind of in shock here.

[nlowe]

This sucked to listen too....

[thom hudson]

shit - artie really is a disaster.
i hope he's not gone for good though.
i actually feel kinda bad for him, even though i laugh at his drug induced antics.
he has a good heart, and it sucks to see (hear) someone like that going downhill more and more day after day.

[HoldemHart]

This sucked to listen too....

:thumbsup It was definitly painful to listen to it escalate.

[dmb1spe]

Holy shit.

Anyone know where I could download this show?

If you have Sirius, it will be replaying throughout the day.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Try 101 a little after 11am.

[CrashDMB237]

Well for those of you who even remember me, I'll be back working with the Stern show for a few days next week. I'll be working on this bikini bowling thing they have lined up. I haven't listened since my time was up there, but I have been hearing shit about Artie and it just sucks man.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I remember. I'm glad you didn't get in too much trouble.

The last two shows were really bad for anyone that cares about Artie. The spiral has got a lot faster.

[CrashDMB237]

I didn't really get in trouble, I just got the treatment for a day or two. Then my internship was up (worst day of my life). Now I'm going back to do some production assistant work for Howard TV. Hopefully it turns into something good.

So wait, Artie just resigned from the show? For good this time?