Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[junior94]

Can't wait to check this out tonight, how long is the segment? Do they have alot of the aftermath on tape?

Just opened the video. It's 43:41 long and actually starts off with a bit of the hallway bit between Artie and Teddy that was off the air.

[hbktonyb]

I love Ron and Fez, Ferrell is unlistenable.

I thought that at first, but I gave him a week of shows. He grew on me a lot. I like the idea of an un-edited sports show.

[hbktonyb]

I'm warming up on Bubba as well. Initially I felt like they had a shitload of inside jokes that first time listeners didn't/couldn't understand. As I've listened more, I've enjoyed it.

Ferrell's voice is just tough to listen to after a while. I enjoy his take on sports for the most part (not a big fan of the NHL). But I can't stand how they talk over shitty 80's rock for hours at a time. I wish they would give it a rest. By the way, I gotta give the guy credit he's a pretty good handicapper. A friend of mine has won a lot of money taking his picks for the NHL.

Yes, he def. is a good handicapper - Not so much w/ the NFL, but he is great w/ MMA, NHL, and pretty good w/ college sports. I agree w/ the 80's rock music, but I ignore it and listen to him, he is quite entertaining.

[hbktonyb]

as a fan of both shows, i can honestly say, the 2 shows are nothing alike. i'm sure howard was an influence of o&a's, (and they have said that before)...but that's it...
i dont think it's fair or accurate to say that they're a ripoff, just because they host a comedy talk radio show.

ferrall is ok, but only in small doses. he definitely knows his shit when it comes to sports, but after a little while, i have to turn him off.

i cant stand Bubba. i think he is more of a ripoff than anyone out there. he's also got that cheesy "radio guy" voice that goes right through me.

Maybe you are right. Honestly I've only listened to the guys a handful of times. If this XM/Sirius merger ever happens, I'll give them a shot. I have the feeling more and more Stern is retiring in 2 years, I"m going to need something to switch to! Surprisingly Howard really doesn't rip on those guys that much. I think he is well passed the 'competition' stage of his career. He proved that he will beat anybody that goes against him.

[HoldemHart]

Just opened the video. It's 43:41 long and actually starts off with a bit of the hallway bit between Artie and Teddy that was off the air.

Can't wait, should be interesting. By the way, I want to be Artie's assistant. That would be an entertaining job I'm sure.

[junior94]

Can't wait, should be interesting. By the way, I want to be Artie's assistant. That would be an entertaining job I'm sure.

Yea I've put some thought into this here and there, because I'd done my share of assisstant work when I lived in LA, I worked in director Paul Verhoeven's office for 2 years and did a a good bit of personal stuff for him... I mean, on one hand I don't obviously know Teddy's work history if he's at all familiar with that kinda thing, but just now listening to both sides, there's some very basic things that any guy of average intelligence should know to do. Like the passport, the fact that not only he wouldn't file that info for future use, but that he was incredulous at the mere suggestion of doing something like that. Plus, you just know not to talk back to your boss like that, even if it is more of a laid back atmosphere with a guy like Artie. Shit, him firing back with "Well you forget stuff all the time too!", I just smacked my forehead when I heard that. On that part Artie's absolutely right, in almost any other situation he'd have been fired I'm sure long ago.

[junior94]

Oh and I was listening to yesterday's show last night, Ralph calling in being a typical giant tool :rolleyes

"Dude I just woke up, what's going on?"

Yea okay Ralph, just so you could get your beauty sleep let's recap the entire Artie returns story just for you.

Howard: I sent you an email.

Ralph: Wha... well is it important, what's it about? Should I open it?


MOther of god I can't stand that moron.

[HoldemHart]

:lol Laughing at Howard's impression of his dad on the replay, I love it.

[nkc8246]

:lol Laughing at Howard's impression of his dad on the replay, I love it.

(Ben voice): Howard...its your dad...we just saw a rooster masturbating!! :lol :lol

[HoldemHart]

"Sit down....SHUT UP!!"

[hbktonyb]

Oh and I was listening to yesterday's show last night, Ralph calling in being a typical giant tool :rolleyes

"Dude I just woke up, what's going on?"

Yea okay Ralph, just so you could get your beauty sleep let's recap the entire Artie returns story just for you.

Howard: I sent you an email.

Ralph: Wha... well is it important, what's it about? Should I open it?


MOther of god I can't stand that moron.

Did you hear the Wrap Up show yesterday? Ralph admitted he was wasted b/c he was out all night drinking...lol

I love that guy.

[HoldemHart]

I laughed my ass off when Scott Weiland said "hey I got Adrienne from No Doubt on the line too" and Artie' reply: a sarcastic "Holy Shit!!"

[hbktonyb]

haha, that was so sarcastic and hilarious

[FunkyTeaParty]

That was very funny.

Although, Weiland did set him up by saying it like anyone would actually give a shit.

"Oh, wait, you're from No Doubt, but you're not Gwen or the guy that was fucking Gwen?"

[fantasia22]

I havent listend to stern since he left clear channel or whatever it was. but i have seen the show on comcaston demand, and my lord does artie need help. i honestly think its awful that howard uses his addiction as a segment of show. id rather see the guy a full blowl heroin addict than the mess of man he is now because of saboxin. govermnet drugs like methadone and suboxin are so much harder to quit than dope

[hbktonyb]

^Speaking of this, a great moment on the show was when they played the 'Artie loves pancakes' song, and everybody started singing along...I was dying.

Bet yes, Artie needs help. And yes, they use it as a segment on the show, but I honestly believe the show is what is keeping Artie alive...I think he would be way more out of control without having to report to work every morning, 4 days a week.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Artie is not a victim. He allows it to happen.

[FunkyTeaParty]

......and good job putting the "Artie Loves Pancakes" song in my head.

[HoldemHart]

I was wondering this earlier, how many of Howard's oneliners are written by benjy? Like what percentage? B/C I remember hearing Artie say on numerous occasions that no ones gives him enough credit for his contribution the show, eluding to Howard's material.

[hbktonyb]

......and good job putting the "Artie Loves Pancakes" song in my head.

I've had "Brown Mound" in my head for the last year:lol

I want your brown mound, robin brown mound, let me lick it robin up and down brown mound.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I was listening at lunch in my Jeep with the top down and they played "Black Snatch Fever" and a hot Lil Kim-looking black girl parked next to me and got out.

She had to have heard.

[HoldemHart]

I was listening at lunch in my Jeep with the top down and they played "Black Snatch Fever" and a hot Lil Kim-looking black girl parked next to me and got out.

She had to have heard.

:lol I've got to always remind myself to turn it down when I go through drive thru's and tolls. They spout out some pretty offensive shit from time to time.

[dmb1spe]

:lol I've got to always remind myself to turn it down when I go through drive thru's and tolls. They spout out some pretty offensive shit from time to time.

Yeah I have it on in the background of my office for the morning if something good is on. But when my secretary walks in and hears "YOU ARE GAY!!! AND FAGGOT!!!" from Iron Shiek I always feel a little bad.

[hbktonyb]

haha, nick dipalo was in today and they are doing the gary bored in vegas again!

"hewwo, nick? i'm bored and i have my robe on. will you watch tv w/ me?" "boff?"

[thom hudson]

Yeah I have it on in the background of my office for the morning if something good is on. But when my secretary walks in and hears "YOU ARE GAY!!! AND FAGGOT!!!" from Iron Shiek I always feel a little bad.
Don't you mean "Administrative Professional"? :rolleyes

[hbktonyb]

My office method of listening is doing a one ear wire headset in my left ear, the ear that faces the wall. I have my right ear facing the door with no headset so i can always hear what is going on. when somebody comes in, i smoothly slide the wire headset out of my ear and let it fall below the desk. it hangs there b/c it is attached to the speaker.

[dmb1spe]

My office method of listening is doing a one ear wire headset in my left ear, the ear that faces the wall. I have my right ear facing the door with no headset so i can always hear what is going on. when somebody comes in, i smoothly slide the wire headset out of my ear and let it fall below the desk. it hangs there b/c it is attached to the speaker.

I have my own office and I keep the door shut most days because of the stuff I deal with. SSN's, etc. So it works out well. But if I'm walking around or looking out the window thinking or something and she walks in, it's always a little awkward to hear "FUCK YOU!!!"

[liegraves]

I once walked into an elevator full of people singing "Steve Langford has a huge penis"

lol lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

No more Kenneth Keith.

I always talk about starting a Wack Pack dead pool and I never do.

[hbktonyb]

kkk died! that sucks, he was pretty funny back in the day.

[hbktonyb]

I once walked into an elevator full of people singing "Steve Langford has a huge penis"

lol lol

this is another song that gets stuck in my head all day.

penis penis, huge penis penis

[FunkyTeaParty]

I'm still stuck on Artie Loves Pancakes. That song just makes me so happy. The chick that sings that really has a good voice.

I was talking about the Mark Harris appearance yesterday with a guy I work with and he said, "it's funny he was on today. I was just singing I'm a Gay Papa this weekend."

Who else but another Stern fan could you say something so ridiculous to?

[hbktonyb]

I'm still stuck on Artie Loves Pancakes. That song just makes me so happy. The chick that sings that really has a good voice.

I was talking about the Mark Harris appearance yesterday with a guy I work with and he said, "it's funny he was on today. I was just singing I'm a Gay Papa this weekend."

Who else but another Stern fan could you say something so ridiculous to?

thats hilarious:lol I hope he was behaving so luxurious

[FunkyTeaParty]

I love how Mark Harris uses that song to take shots at his neighbors for complaining about his loud parties.

[dmb1spe]

I have yet to hear the Artie Loves Pancakes song. :(

[FunkyTeaParty]

Word is he washes it down with chocolate shakes.

[hbktonyb]

he's gaining so much goddamn weight.


cause artie loves PAAAANNNNCAKES. EVERYBODY!

[CrashDMB237]

KKK died??? Holy shit! I regret being such a dickbag to him now.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I don't think you can fault yourself for being a dickbag to him.

He didn't command a whole lot of respect.

He did make his name blowing cigarette smoke out of his eyes.

[thom hudson]

I remember watching Kenneth Keith for the first time on the channel 9 show trying to blow smoke out of his eyes...then throwing up all over the set...one of the funniest things i have ever - or will ever see.

[hbktonyb]

A caller mentioned that same clip on the show today. I remember that also, it was hilarious.

[thom hudson]

to this day, i sometimes say "hold on" like he said it ("hewld awwwn")

[FunkyTeaParty]

Nothing quite as jarring as seeming him on the Monday Night Football commercials.

He was certainly the pride of Pennsyltucky.

[HoldemHart]

I love fake Arnold. The time George Takai thought it was the real Arnold is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show.

[hbktonyb]

the phony phone call when howard is talking in his mother's voice is hilarious...when he says 'girgle girlge' and 'i'm parting the hairs', i lose it everytime

[liegraves]

Kenneth Keith The infamous smoke out of the eyes... RIP KKK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZ59PhSVDM

[jeepguy]

good Monday show today.......no guests and just taking it easy

[FunkyTeaParty]

I love when he browbeats Robin. I really think I dislike her.

[HoldemHart]

good Monday show today.......no guests and just taking it easy

I loved Howard's impersonation of Robin's mentor, which was eerily similar to grandma caprio.

[HoldemHart]

:lol Laughing at "The Thinking Music"

[junior94]

I just finally saw the HTV segment of Colin Quinn's recent interview, but at the end tacked on was the story of Sal offending everyone at his first seder. I am just continually amazed at the capacity Sal has to look mindnumbingly stupid, it's just unbelievable. And what's especially odd is, if you remember back at the point they had in one of the hypnotists since they've been at Sirius, and the guy said that someone that's an easy person to be able to hypnotize, this is a strong indication for likely superior intelligence. And both Richard and Sal were of course a piece of cake to put under and do whatever they wanted.

Soooo... I suppose Sal is the exception that proves the rule :rolleyes :lol

[HoldemHart]

I missed what Sal got on the Wunderlic, anyone hear that part?

[nkc8246]

I missed what Sal got on the Wunderlic, anyone hear that part?

He was only able to finish 12 of the 15 questions in time.

And of the 12 he answered he got 6 correct!!

[FunkyTeaParty]

I can't get enough of this video. A little Human Nature and then PYT.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cprMXNfn5-o

[hbktonyb]

I can't get enough of this video. A little Human Nature and then PYT.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cprMXNfn5-o

:lol

[hbktonyb]

gurgle gurlge.

I'm parting the hairs.

[FunkyTeaParty]

They just brought up a topic I have put a bit of thought into.

When was the big bush/shaved bush changeover? I know a lot of people on these boards are so young that all they know is shaved bush, but I am trying to remember approximately when shaved bush became assumed.

I don't think I even saw a shaved bush until '93/'94 and I don't think it became something you just assumed you were going to get until maybe even '97.

I've always been bad at judging time frames so maybe I am off on this. This probably even deserves it's own thread.

All I know is in high school it was all big bush and I don't remember having any problem with it because I was just so happy to be seeing one.

[hbktonyb]

^ Good question...I would have to say mid 90's is where shaved was the trend...and I can't imagine that trend ever changing. Unless you like to part the hairs.

[liegraves]

for me High School 86-89 the big bush ran ramped like the hair did on top of your head. Everything was too big then.lol
I would say somewhere around mid 90 too.
Do you remember coming (no pun) across your first smooth dance floor? Yowzaa zinger done!

[FunkyTeaParty]

I was in high school 88-92. When the bush started getting shaved it was mind-blowing.

Fantastic.

[hbktonyb]

The first segment of the show today was really good. I love hearing Howard cringe when talking about the wedding...I hear something in his voice where he is still questioning whether this is the right thing. He knows she is the right girl, but I don't think he's thrilled w/ the idea of marriage.

[HoldemHart]

The ten minute intro to Bubba the love sponge gets so annoying after a while.

[liegraves]

I can't stand the FTE song, really turns me off to Bubbas show. I check in to give a listen if anything interesting but I usually don't stay long.

[HoldemHart]

The whole fascination with all the FTE's and their disgusting sexual stories is a bit absurd for sure.

[junior94]

I can't get enough of this video. A little Human Nature and then PYT.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cprMXNfn5-o

Goddamnit now I can't get the song friggin Human Nature outta my damn head :BANG :lol

[jeepguy]

The whole fascination with all the FTE's and their disgusting sexual stories is a bit absurd for sure.

I can get into those stories....especially when protection is turned on

[HoldemHart]

I can get into those stories....especially when protection is turned on

The reality of what these slobs actually look like make it difficult for me to get in to.

[nkc8246]

LOVED the game they played today where they were sharing stories about different reasons they got suspended from school when they were younger!!

Artie,the squirt gun and Miss Fullcomer :lol

[hbktonyb]

Fred's Jason impression is hilarious

[hbktonyb]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS...they are playing Artie loves pancakes!!!

Everybody! Artie loves pancakes, he wash them down with chocolate shakes, he's gaining so much goddamn weight, cause artie loves pancakes!!

[dmb1spe]

Finally heard it. :lol

[hbktonyb]

^Nice! it is the funniest song ever

[HoldemHart]

^Nice! it is the funniest song ever

I love when they all start signing along...it's priceless.

[thom hudson]

http://savebabygorilla.com/images/Artie-loves-Pancakes-sm.jpg

[hbktonyb]

That looks appetizing. Now all I need is a chocolate shake to wash it down

[HoldemHart]

Man, this Jay Thomas show blows. I've listened for about a half hour and he has yet to say anything remotely funny or insightful.

[Ascf33]

Scores Man! Got A Tattoo!

[junior94]

Just watched the Justina Jolie/Alexis Love interview. Holy shit when did Jolie get so fucking cunty, that was a major turnoff. She was such a bitch to Artie (& I know Howard isn't attracted to a girl unless she's thin enough to count each of her ribs, but man she wasn't anything even approaching chubby before, and she's WAY too thin now. not to mention the butch haircut looking awful)

[CrashDMB237]

Just watched the Justina Jolie/Alexis Love interview. Holy shit when did Jolie get so fucking cunty, that was a major turnoff. She was such a bitch to Artie (& I know Howard isn't attracted to a girl unless she's thin enough to count each of her ribs, but man she wasn't anything even approaching chubby before, and she's WAY too thin now. not to mention the butch haircut looking awful)

Dude I saw her naked at the Bowling Beauties shoot and it wasn't even hot. I didn't recognize her at first, I thought she was just a normal chick, definitely not a porn star.

[nkc8246]

Dude I saw her naked at the Bowling Beauties shoot and it wasn't even hot. I didn't recognize her at first, I thought she was just a normal chick, definitely not a porn star.

Couldn't agree more!

Looked much closer to a crack horror to me!!

[hbktonyb]

Scores man is about having fun, motha fuckers

[HoldemHart]

Scores man is about having fun, motha fuckers

Lets Fuck Some Whores!!

[junior94]

Dude I saw her naked at the Bowling Beauties shoot and it wasn't even hot. I didn't recognize her at first, I thought she was just a normal chick, definitely not a porn star.

Well when I made that previous post I hadn't even actually watched the entire HTV segment at that point. I now have. HOLY SHIT. I feel like I physically HATE the bitch now. Granted, there was one thing I would say that Artie was kinda outta line on -- the remark about Alexis Love have a "Gary thing going on with her teeth". It was 100% true, I noticed it well before Artie said that, she's got like these 2 corner teeth on the top row that look to go way higher up into the gumline than all the others, AND stick out farther, and it's very obvious to look at her, plus I'm sure you could probably hear it affecting her speech. So even though it was obvious, sure Artie could've certainly not bothered to actually voice it in the interview. But other than that Justine was just ripping the shit out of him all over the place.

Being so visibly repulsed at the idea of him touching you? Fuuuuuuuuuuck you, skank bitch. And ugh god, she had this whispy, dainty sort of way of answering every question that was SO FUCKING PHONEY. And, if she wasn't being phoney, than she's just a completely self-centered airhead. And not attractive.

Did I mention I can't fucking stand her anymore? :lol

[CrashDMB237]

Wait, you mean her in the studio or the bowling beauties?

[junior94]

Wait, you mean her in the studio or the bowling beauties?

No no I meant just strictly her in-studio appearance with Alexis Love. Though during the segment on screen they showed a quick clip from BB and I thought she looked nasty there, too.

[CrashDMB237]

Oh, I was going to say, I didn't think it was up yet. I can't wait to see it though, it'll make me feel important again :lol

[Gravedigger81]

Scores man is about having fun, motha fuckers
Topless! I love that one.

[hbktonyb]

i'm about having a good time, i'm about meeting girls, i'm about meeting guys b/c i'm scoresman, and that is what scoresman is all about

[junior94]

The Wayne Hoffman segment, the mentalist from April 30th, holy shit... that chick Lacey is very possible the cutest stripper I've ever seen in my life :eek

[HoldemHart]

Steve Guttenberg was a pretty good guest, I was quite surprised. My whole office heard me laugh when Artie said Guttenberg did one Police Academy movie for every inch of his dick.

[junior94]

I realize that occasionally people have brought up the topic about Benjy's duties as a writer on the show, that are some of the one liners that Howard or maybe even Artie dishes out in fact material that Benjy's jotted down but then quickly and quietly passes over to them. Well for what it's worth I was just watching the HTV segment of the whole discussion with Jason about his mom's bullying and her calling in, and when Artie starts reciting the mock singing telegram that his mom might otherwise use to pass along her criticism, Artie was very obviously looking down and reading those off of a piece of paper in front of him. Now, if he just scratched those out himself in the preceeding minutes, or if he got it all from Benjy, I couldn't say (though I still can't imagine any universe in which Benjy would actually have any comedic talent, so I'd like to believe that it was an original "Artie piece").

[fleckhead]

Jackie's stand-up material is horrendous and he wrote 80% of the show, when he was on. just because someone comes across as an unfunny douche, doesn't necessarily mean they can't write.

[dmb1spe]

Writing humor and being humorous in person is completely different.

[HoldemHart]

As a Giants fan, I'm loving Antonio Pierce being in the studio today.

[hbktonyb]

yeah, antonio is awesome. his magic number must be in the thousands.

I feel bad for Artie! And fuck robin for not believing him.

oh and the Carter Beauford screenname at SFN is hilarious :)

[jeepguy]

yeah, antonio is awesome. his magic number must be in the thousands.

I feel bad for Artie! And fuck robin for not believing him.

oh and the Carter Beauford screenname at SFN is hilarious :)


I am Carter btw :thumbsup

[jeepguy]

I wonder if Boyd Tinsley is available at SFN :bigthink:

[hbktonyb]

I may have to make a new screenname over there!

[junior94]

Ya know with the Mexican Delivery Guy Game, I don't know if this is just poor staff work by Gary and/or Will or what, but don't you suppose it might be helpful if you had it well established beforehand if the participating pornstar was willing to get completely naked for the dude's prize? :p :lol

I'm sitting here watching this Roxy Jezel thing and she haults at taking her jeans off, and I'm like DUH, producers, it didn't occur to you to make sure when booking her that she'd do that? :lol Geez and to think everyone was getting on Teddy for not having the presence of mind to jot down Artie's passport info for easy future use... hello!!

[HoldemHart]

Damn Artie's british schtick is getting really annoying today. It was funny for a bit but it's getting really old.

[dmb1spe]

Damn Artie's british schtick is getting really annoying today. It was funny for a bit but it's getting really old.

It's Robin Leech.

[hbktonyb]

he had me laughing the entire time. there are a few voices i can listen to forever (when howard does his parents voice, ted kennedy, and booey). i love fred's jason impression, and his florentine impression. you can put artie's british guy right up there.

[dmb1spe]

Erah... I am going out to the Shore this weekend to bang whores like my brothers John and Robert did. Erah.. I love being a Kennedy

[jeepguy]

yes, the entire Robin Leech impression was getting old. C'mon Artie you can do better than that

[HoldemHart]

yes, the entire Robin Leech impression was getting old. C'mon Artie you can do better than that

It was funny at first but I got bored with it. But I have to agree with an earlier post, I can listen to Howard do impersonations of his parents all day.

[Ascf33]

The Robin Leech bit was killing me on teh drive in today.

[Gravedigger81]

No way John Hein got that much action in high school.

[hbktonyb]

^he's a rich nerd..

He sold jump the shark and you know whats funny?
the great big dork now has fuck you money
he's a rich nerd, a rich nerd, yeahhhh...he's a rich nerd

[junior94]

This bullshit about the girl from the Ugliest Guy/Hottest Wife contest is really pissing me the fuck off. I'm so goddamn sick of the huge block of our society and their arcane, puritanical views. :BANG :BANG :BANG
Every point they made was exactly right, the girl was in a bathing suit that she'd wear on any beach, she didn't say anything outrageous (not like 2nd grade kids would be friggin listening anyway). Our educational system has a hard enough time trying to find quality, dedicated teachers, and they have to toss one of them out because of fucknut shit like this. When I first heard this I was fucking livid.

I know this story's a couple days old now, I'm not sure what the deal is with any kind of lawyer intervening (maybe Dominic) or whatever, but if not and they were still screwed, I tell ya if I was Howard (mind you, not that I'd be looking down on him if he didn't do this), I would totally try throwing some money their way. Hell he's got more money than god, I think I could put like at least $25k their way to help them out of this shit.

[hbktonyb]

^Completely agree with you. I can't believe she got fired.

i bet if you offer something like that you can get on the air, maybe in the studio.

[GoldnFear]

<don't have satellite radio so I didn't hear any part of the contest.... but I live in the town where she worked so I read about it in the papers...

She was asked to resign I guess. And the town wasn't going to say anything about it until the media caught it and called her and the school and made it a story.

I know she was only in a bikini... but didn't she use "sick time" to attend the show? And Stern is (from what I remember) a very sexually explicit show. I guess it had to do with a code of conduct and ethics and whatnot...

Btw, I am not taking sides, just adding some input.

[HoldemHart]

Holy shit, the Bill O'Reilly rant is absolutely hilarious.

[dmb1spe]

For anyone curious about the photos, http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/710

[HoldemHart]

Artie's Jeff the Drunk impersonation is spot on, can't get enough of it.

[hbktonyb]

<don't have satellite radio so I didn't hear any part of the contest.... but I live in the town where she worked so I read about it in the papers...

She was asked to resign I guess. And the town wasn't going to say anything about it until the media caught it and called her and the school and made it a story.

I know she was only in a bikini... but didn't she use "sick time" to attend the show? And Stern is (from what I remember) a very sexually explicit show. I guess it had to do with a code of conduct and ethics and whatnot...

Btw, I am not taking sides, just adding some input.

i wonder if the "media" was freakin steve langford and his huge penis

[BotheDMBFan]

<don't have satellite radio so I didn't hear any part of the contest.... but I live in the town where she worked so I read about it in the papers...

She was asked to resign I guess. And the town wasn't going to say anything about it until the media caught it and called her and the school and made it a story.

I know she was only in a bikini... but didn't she use "sick time" to attend the show? And Stern is (from what I remember) a very sexually explicit show. I guess it had to do with a code of conduct and ethics and whatnot...

Btw, I am not taking sides, just adding some input.

From what I've come to understand, teachers are allowed to use their sick days however the hell they want.

But her getting fired for something like this is fucking bull shit.

[junior94]

<don't have satellite radio so I didn't hear any part of the contest.... but I live in the town where she worked so I read about it in the papers...

She was asked to resign I guess. And the town wasn't going to say anything about it until the media caught it and called her and the school and made it a story.

I know she was only in a bikini... but didn't she use "sick time" to attend the show? And Stern is (from what I remember) a very sexually explicit show. I guess it had to do with a code of conduct and ethics and whatnot...

Btw, I am not taking sides, just adding some input.

Well first of all, do you know for a fact that she took a sick day for the show? But secondly even if so, big fuckin deal, yea she's the first employee the nation's history to lie about a sick day, to go and do something fun. :rolleyes
Please, there must be about 15 Thursday afternoons during the baseball season where the Phillies have "Business Person's Specials", and I guarantee you well over 50% of that crowd as far as their boss was concerned came down with a bad cold that day.

And you're not taking sides? There's only one side to take in this, and if you're not on, pardon my french but you're part of the fucking problem.

[hbktonyb]

its so messed up though. she was in a bikini...she didn't get naked, she didn't say anything bad. she entered a freakin contest. the kids wouldn't even know about it! this story really pisses me off.

[junior94]

Holy shit, the Bill O'Reilly rant is absolutely hilarious.

I didn't hear any of the show from today yet, would the bit you're talking about happen to be from several years ago when Bill was on the set of "Inside Edition" and bitching at his producer/cameraman/whatever at the very end of the show?

Because someone posted this on another board I was on at some point within the last 24 hours:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IAaHime9aaM

I'd completely forgotten that he used to host Inside Edition. Back a few years ago when he started getting all the media attention for his bullshit Fox show I knew I'd remembered him from somewhere, I just could never place it.


Oh and I agree -- Artie NEVER lets me down with his Jeff The Drunk impression.
Something else I've completely fallen in love with, and I'm not entirely sure how long they've been doing it now... whenever Eric The Midget calls in and Fred plays the soundbyte of the aliens from "Mars Attacks" talking to each other, the "acck acck!!". OH. MY. GOD. I fucking lose it every time in seconds, that NEVER gets old for me. :lol :lol

[junior94]

its so messed up though. she was in a bikini...she didn't get naked, she didn't say anything bad. she entered a freakin contest. the kids wouldn't even know about it! this story really pisses me off.

Dude you have no idea... even though I'd alrready seen the whole initial contest from the HTV segment a couple days ago now, I DL'd the show from the 5th before I went into work last night and was listening to it on my mp3 player, thank god I don't have to deal with the public there because I was practically fuming the more they were talking about all this aftermath. :p

[GoldnFear]

Well first of all, do you know for a fact that she took a sick day for the show? But secondly even if so, big fuckin deal, yea she's the first employee the nation's history to lie about a sick day, to go and do something fun. :rolleyes
Please, there must be about 15 Thursday afternoons during the baseball season where the Phillies have "Business Person's Specials", and I guarantee you well over 50% of that crowd as far as their boss was concerned came down with a bad cold that day.

And you're not taking sides? There's only one side to take in this, and if you're not on, pardon my french but you're part of the fucking problem.

:blah :blah :blah Yup... I'm part of the f$%#ing problem. Yup. Me. :lol

Yes, I do know for a fact that she took sick time. Just fyi.

I know people take it all the time for personal reasons... but if those personal reasons involve appearing on the Stern show... she isn't sick... and was stooopit for going on the show and getting caught. :freak

If you want to take time off from a school when you're not sick, they give you personal days. She didn't. She lied. Oops. :o

[hbktonyb]

Today's show is incredible. Kimmel, O'Connell and Probst are great.

what about when howard started goofing on gary for eating avocodo's. "boff, my giant choppers are filled with avocodo boff"

[HoldemHart]

Today's show is incredible. Kimmel, O'Connell and Probst are great.

what about when howard started goofing on gary for eating avocodo's. "boff, my giant choppers are filled with avocodo boff"

Couldn't agree more, they were all great on the air.

[CrashDMB237]

Does anyone know where Isaac is working after he's done at HTV? A friend of mine said they announced where but he doesn't remember. When I saw Isaac at the Bowling Beauties shoot he said he applied for a job where I work and I want to know if thats the one he's leaving for.

[HoldemHart]

I'm trying to think of the name, it was some pr firm I believe

[CrashDMB237]

I'm trying to think of the name, it was some pr firm I believe

Oh nevermind then. He said he applied for a PR job at the NBA and I was hoping he got it.

[junior94]

Does anyone know where Isaac is working after he's done at HTV? A friend of mine said they announced where but he doesn't remember. When I saw Isaac at the Bowling Beauties shoot he said he applied for a job where I work and I want to know if thats the one he's leaving for.

I guess it doesn't matter now, but I think it was called Ketchum, something like that. I loved the one line from Howard when he was pretending to be their executives, talking to Isaac.

"Hey at that Howard Stern show they do some wild stuff, maybe this guy has some wild ideas. He's got a lot of energy, look at him he's running in place as we interview him." :lol

And he had me absolutely ROLLING when he was doing the Kennedy voice that day. Erraaaahh, I support Baaaaaaahrack Obama! :D

[HoldemHart]

Wow, that chick this morning from public access is batshit crazy. I thought Howard was hilarious throughout the interview.

[hbktonyb]

jesse ventura was awesome today.

and i absolutely haaaaaaaaaaate high pitch mike.

[HoldemHart]

jesse ventura was awesome today.

and i absolutely haaaaaaaaaaate high pitch mike.

He was great and I have to agree with the caller that said that he sounded like Bigfoot.

[junior94]

Out of curiosity have any of you seen the Bowling Beauties special yet? I DL'd the first episode of it last week and... oh boy. I also happened to take a look over on SFN for the first time in awhile, and it's just getting DESTROYED on there. And rightly so. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much just when they were talking it up in studio, but once I started playing the video I found myself skimming thru so much, I maybe watched a total of about 2:30. It's incredibly boring, and I think there was one quick shot of Gina Lynn flashing for a few seconds towards the end (which, she's got not very great fake tits as it is). So okay, wonderful, you've got 20 chicks bowling... in bikinis. That never come off.

In one of the posts on SFN it said that the guy's friend dates one of the girls who participated, and they all had a shitty time. 12 hours to shoot, and certainly no alcohol. And apparently Howard has read on the show pretty much the only positive email he's gotten regarding it. Man they lied a giant egg with this one.

I love Howard but I agree, he was WAY off on this one :shrug

[HoldemHart]

^^Totally agree, I watched for a few minutes and couldn't take it any more. Actually most of the "original programming" on HTV is pretty lame. I only watch clips of the show on HTV for the most part.

[HoldemHart]

Cyndi Lauper.....yikes.....

[HoldemHart]

:lol Anyone who listens to Howard 100 & Howard 101 should find this humorous..

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/22/lifelock.flap.ap/index.html

[nkc8246]

:lol Anyone who listens to Howard 100 & Howard 101 should find this humorous..

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/22/lifelock.flap.ap/index.html


Haha!!!

One of Howard's last live promos was for LifeLock today and I noticed that the commercial is now written to contain:

"Of course there is nothing that can completely stop id theft...but Lifelock greatly reduces the risk"

:lol

[HoldemHart]

I'm anxious to see what the chicks from the hottest scar contest actually look like..where do they find some of these women? Like the one who was into holistic medicine?

[FunkyTeaParty]

Their pictures are on howardstern.com.

There is only 1 there that I would consider even remotely "hot".

[HoldemHart]

Their pictures are on howardstern.com.

There is only 1 there that I would consider even remotely "hot".

That's what I figured, they have a tendency for doing that. I steer clear of howardstern.com at work.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Probably a good idea.

They aren't bad, but Danielle is the only one I would call "hot".

[hbktonyb]

I like the new Friday schedule, doing a "best of the week" instead of mastertape theater in the morning.

[HoldemHart]

I like the new Friday schedule, doing a "best of the week" instead of mastertape theater in the morning.

Really? I missed that, did they announce that this morning? That's great news, I really wasn't a fan of the mastertape theater stuff.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I think MTT is s flop more because of marketing than anything else. There are plenty of old shows I would love to hear, but they don't do a good enough job of telling you why that particular show is worthy of a repeat.

[CrashDMB237]

Out of curiosity have any of you seen the Bowling Beauties special yet? I DL'd the first episode of it last week and... oh boy. I also happened to take a look over on SFN for the first time in awhile, and it's just getting DESTROYED on there. And rightly so. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much just when they were talking it up in studio, but once I started playing the video I found myself skimming thru so much, I maybe watched a total of about 2:30. It's incredibly boring, and I think there was one quick shot of Gina Lynn flashing for a few seconds towards the end (which, she's got not very great fake tits as it is). So okay, wonderful, you've got 20 chicks bowling... in bikinis. That never come off.

In one of the posts on SFN it said that the guy's friend dates one of the girls who participated, and they all had a shitty time. 12 hours to shoot, and certainly no alcohol. And apparently Howard has read on the show pretty much the only positive email he's gotten regarding it. Man they lied a giant egg with this one.

I love Howard but I agree, he was WAY off on this one :shrug

If I wasn't on the crew I'd think it was awful too:lol

I can't complain about hanging out with Ronnie and 16 chicks that are either naked or half naked.

[hbktonyb]

I completely agree. I only wish they could play a MTT of the day Howard announced he was getting a divorce.

[HoldemHart]

I would like to hear there first day at Sirius again...

[lennon2324]

hottest chick ugliest scar lol...can't wait to see that on howard tv

[hbktonyb]

brown mound...yessss

[junior94]

If I wasn't on the crew I'd think it was awful too:lol

I can't complain about hanging out with Ronnie and 16 chicks that are either naked or half naked.

Ooops, that's right, I forgot. Sorry dude :o :D

Do you interact much with them at all by whatever it is you do? Are they cool enough to chat with?

I would like to hear there first day at Sirius again...

You can find an mp3 of that easy enough over on Mininova, I probably actually still have that file somewhere in a folder around here. The one HTV segment that was a behind the scenes of the very first day on air was a really good watch as well, including following around and talking to Howard from when he first got in his limo outside the apartment up until getting his hair done by Tony before 6am.

[CrashDMB237]

Ooops, that's right, I forgot. Sorry dude :o :D

Do you interact much with them at all by whatever it is you do? Are they cool enough to chat with?

Don't sweat it dude. I got paid, thats all that matters in the long run. I still interact with a few of them, hence getting the call back to do some work, but overall I haven't really talked with too many of them. Just today JD added me on Facebook. I was at a bar with him around New Year's too. I dunno, it's kind of depressing to think about actually :lol

[junior94]

Don't sweat it dude. I got paid, thats all that matters in the long run. I still interact with a few of them, hence getting the call back to do some work, but overall I haven't really talked with too many of them. Just today JD added me on Facebook. I was at a bar with him around New Year's too. I dunno, it's kind of depressing to think about actually :lol

Okay that's pretty sweet. Although to be perfectly honest I was referring to the bowling beauties themselves :D

I noticed the one chick they got is the girl that I think was one of the Maxim Hometown Hotties they had on the show a few months ago, don't recall her name but she was the one they duped into getting on the Sybian topless by convincing her that Cameron Diaz had already been on it. I didn't mind them doing that because she really kinda bugged me with what she did to JD, ragging on him the way she did after he did the bit Howard asked them to do with trying to get her number in the green room. She had an insanely cute face but I just remember it was a pretty crappy thing she did to JD (Artie even said as much at the time).

[CrashDMB237]

Oh yea, the girls were cool. Only a few c-words. The rest were very nice. So nice that they changed in front of us.

[fleckhead]

i was at the HBO taping tonight, and someone needs to tell Artie, that his Brokeback Mountain jokes are 2 years old.

[junior94]

i was at the HBO taping tonight, and someone needs to tell Artie, that his Brokeback Mountain jokes are 2 years old.

Just please tell me he's at least not still doing his being mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell on the street joke. ("Ya know I'm so on your side with this whole Donald Trump mess...")
That and the "Well if homophobia is having a fear of something, like agoraphobia, and I'm afraid of getting fucked in the ass, well then..." (or however that joke went)

I thought however in the wake of the last blowup he promised Howard he'd no longer be doing gigs on nights where he had the show the next morning?

[fleckhead]

it was for HBO, and he seemed sober. there were a lot of comics. it's a new show they are taping.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Isn't it more of a Heath Ledger joke than a Brokeback joke?

He does need to rotate that material a little more, but then again most people aren't hearing/seeing him as much as Stern fans.

[CrashDMB237]

Was this morning live?

[FunkyTeaParty]

No.

The latest idea for Fridays. Best of the Week.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Best of the Wack Pack next week.

I am actually looking forward to that.

[CrashDMB237]

No.

The latest idea for Fridays. Best of the Week.

What was that whole thing about Richard and JD getting their own show? Or was I hearing things.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I must have missed that.

What would that show be about?

JD really got killed at the beginning of the show yesterday.

[CrashDMB237]

I have no idea, I was flipping through real quick and I thought I heard Howard talking to Richard about a show that him and JD want to do.

[fleckhead]

Isn't it more of a Heath Ledger joke than a Brokeback joke?

He does need to rotate that material a little more, but then again most people aren't hearing/seeing him as much as Stern fans.

it was more a Brokeback joke. it started as a Ledger joke (chuckled), then he went it to brokeback/gay sex jokes (term used loosely).

[hbktonyb]

howard mentioned yesterday that he wants to get together w/ JD this summer to hang out.

the chances of that happening = 0%

[Richard Belding]

i wanna hang out with JD this summer

[hbktonyb]

i want to hang out with you, principal belding...haha great name.

so i'm just outside my apartment in hoboken, and who walks right by me...jason kaplan! it was pretty cool, i said hi and told him i was a huge fan of the show, he said thanks so much for listening and nice to meet you. that was pretty much it, but he was a real nice guy.

i should have said fuck depace

[dmbphan041]

Stern is terrible.

[CrashDMB237]

i want to hang out with you, principal belding...haha great name.

so i'm just outside my apartment in hoboken, and who walks right by me...jason kaplan! it was pretty cool, i said hi and told him i was a huge fan of the show, he said thanks so much for listening and nice to meet you. that was pretty much it, but he was a real nice guy.

i should have said fuck depace

Jason's an extremely cool dude. Probably one of the coolest on the staff in my time there.

[junior94]

Jason's an extremely cool dude. Probably one of the coolest on the staff in my time there.

Yea he seems like a genuinely good guy (lord knows I'm certainly well enough on his side in the ongoing Depace saga), it's such a shame that I'm guessing he's wound up pretty much gaining back ALL of the weight he took off in that contest. :shrug

But that reminds me Steve, I don't suppose you've been able to catch a look at a photo or anything of his mom? To know if Howard was barking up the right alley even in the slightest with the whole 'sexy voice' bit? :D I'm kinda thinking she at least doesn't look like a real homely stereotypical mom, because it seemed to me she basically answered Howard's question about whether or not she's totally shaved by the fact she didn't answer it, and unless you're pretty confident with your body and looks, what mother at that age would otherwise still be shaving her bush?

[CrashDMB237]

:lol

I've never seen Jason's mom, only the pictures on HowardStern.com which are hilarious.

[hbktonyb]

those photo-shoppers are amazing. he was with his girlfriend when i saw him so i didn't want to stop and bother him for too long, but i would have asked him to tell me his best non-air amsterdam story...lol

[junior94]

those photo-shoppers are amazing. he was with his girlfriend when i saw him so i didn't want to stop and bother him for too long, but i would have asked him to tell me his best non-air amsterdam story...lol

I'm trying to remember if during any HTV segment if they've popped up on the screen a photo of Jason with his girl.... what did you think -- she good lookin? :D

[hbktonyb]

actually she was pretty...good for jason!

[CrashDMB237]

She is a very good looking girl, and yes especially for Jason haha.

[HoldemHart]

I hate when they aren't live, these wack pack highlights aren't really doing it for me.

[jeepguy]

I hate when they aren't live, these wack pack highlights aren't really doing it for me.

bunch of shit on H100 all this week :thumbsdow


I will tune into Bubba though at 3:00

[jeepguy]

Stern leaves regular radio because he is done with it, etc. yet he wants to jam down these old old shows down our throats

[FunkyTeaParty]

What should he put on when he is off? Dead air?

[dmb1spe]

I wouldn't mind having a live show but have it be someone like Bubba or Shuli or even Jay Thomas or Fitzsimmons. Same sort of stuff, some guests, etc. Not like Howard, but something other than clip shows or best of.

[jeepguy]

What should he put on when he is off? Dead air?

Best of.........like they did back in K-Rock days

[jeepguy]

Stern is terrible.

let me guess........you listen to Z100 and the Morning Zoo?

[FunkyTeaParty]

It basically is a Best Of though.

It's early Wack Pack.

I am not saying it is the greatest thing in the world, but it is Best of-ish.

[hbktonyb]

its not bad, i'm still listening b/c everything else is shit.

i'd wish they give some people that works for howard a live show though...like the richard and sal show, the ralph and john hein show, etc...

[junior94]

FYI for those who don't have Howard TV and you wanna see the "Hottest Chick/Ugliest Scar" contest, and you have a Demonoid account, a torrent of it just went up over there.

I got finished watching the Celebrity Superfan Showdown a few hours ago... I actually think I found the big 25 point questions to be the easiest. Seriously, what major fan doesn't know about Fred's Eric name change?

i'd wish they give some people that works for howard a live show though...like the richard and sal show, the ralph and john hein show, etc...

Wow you're telling me you actually like Ralph enough you'd want him to have his own show in those circumstances? He's gotta be my most hated figure in the entire universe of the show. Good god he's such a jackass, I can't stand him.

[fleckhead]

i haven't listened to stern since summer of '05, and even i know about his name change.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Name change?

[hbktonyb]

Howard Ostrosky?

what name change?

[Richard Belding]

there was some classic hank today, especially with howie mandel. and gilbert and beetle was just pure gold.

[junior94]

Name change?

Howard Ostrosky?

what name change?

Are you guys for real? This was way back in the Jackie days, when this was first brought up, when they were in a REALLY small studio at KROCK (one that it always baffled me that, even by that time the show was huge nationally, yet they had to broadcast from a friggin broom closet). There was a segment they made it for HTV that I have in my collection somewhere, somebody inadvertinely found out that Fred had legally changed his name to Eric. Howard gave him endless crap for it because it seemed like it was only for the sake of official paperwork, that is, he didn't ask a single person in his life to actually start calling him Eric, it was only like on his drivers license and stuff like that.

Mind you I'm only remembering like half the story off the top of my head, but that's the gist. I only became aware of it from them talking about it occasionally after the fact (& then seeing that HTV segment), because I didn't start listening regularly until like late 2000.

[HoldemHart]

They're playing Jeff the Drunk's first appearance right now, great stuff. I love that guy and Artie's impersonation is spot on.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I know about the Fred/Eric thing I just didn't see where that was referenced anywhere.

[junior94]

I know about the Fred/Eric thing I just didn't see where that was referenced anywhere.

What do you mean, in the contest? It was one of the final round 25 point questions.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I'm an idiot. I didn't read his whole post.

I think I am finally starting to kill the brain cells I really need.

[HoldemHart]

I'm not sure how many of you listen to Bubba the Love Sponge, but have any of you ever noticed the ridiculous amount of commercials during his show. Way more than when Howard is on in the morning.

[fleckhead]

I'm not sure how many of you listen to Bubba the Love Sponge, but have any of you ever noticed the ridiculous amount of commercials during his show. Way more than when Howard is on in the morning.
from the little i've heard, the commercials are the best part.

[HoldemHart]

from the little i've heard, the commercials are the best part.

I listen to the show at work, it's really inconsistent. One days it's hilarious and the next day it's absolutely unlistenable.

[HoldemHart]

Anyone happen to listen to Bubba yesterday? I guess he was doing a state of the bubba kinda show and the topic of their sirius contract came up. They spoke very positively about Sirius but said some changes needed to be made, apparently that whole part of the show was censored from those people listening online. Bubba blew up on Tim Sabien and Sabien eventually hung up with him on the air. It made for pretty good radio but what about that whole 100% uncensored guarantee?

[junior94]

I'm not sure how many of you listen to Bubba the Love Sponge, but have any of you ever noticed the ridiculous amount of commercials during his show. Way more than when Howard is on in the morning.

Well personally I've never liked Bubba. Can't quite put my finger on it but he's always greatly annoyed me. As to your question, my best guess would be that he's obviously not as powerful a show as Howard's is, not as popular, so maybe Sirius has to earn more revenue (thus more commercials) to justify keeping him... ?

[HoldemHart]

This Jay Thomas show has to go, he's awful and he thinks he's hilarious.

[Ascf33]

I haven't listened at all this week.

[HoldemHart]

I haven't listened at all this week.

You haven't missed anything..I only listen b/c I'm at work.

[Richard Belding]

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=h0wardstern


enjoy everybody.

my favorite right now is high pitch mike goes to disney world

[jeepguy]

Glad to hear Howard and crew back on air

[jeepguy]

2 week vacation starts June 30th btw

[jeepguy]

The Mondays after vacation are always the best....checking up on everyone, no guests, relaxed, etc.


Good story telling by Gary and Artie today.........about going to Iraq

[Richard Belding]

i don't know if you caught it but on the wrap up show a caller said how 9 soldiers have died from being electrocuted in the shower and gary didn't believe him so he looked it up on his computer and you could just hear him shitting his pants. can't wait for them to talk about that tomorrow hopefully

[jeepguy]

Pretty good interviews today with Rosie and Tito

[hbktonyb]

the rosie interview was one of howards best interviews ever.

[HoldemHart]

the rosie interview was one of howards best interviews ever.

Agreed, that's why he's the best. He can make Rosie O'Donnell seem interesting.

[hbktonyb]

haha exactly. i would actually listen if she did a one hour show on h100

[hbktonyb]

miss howard stern seems so out of it...i liked that segment though. big foot is radio gold.

i guess jason kaplan lives in my neighborhood b/c i saw him again yesterday.

[HoldemHart]

:lol This segment on Scott Greenstein is hilarious. I was laughing my ass off when they played Hero by Mariah Carey.

[junior94]

Little trivia question, let's see if someone can get it without looking it up anywhere.

Who was the first guest they had in for a proper interview once they were on Sirius?

[hbktonyb]

:lol This segment on Scott Greenstein is hilarious. I was laughing my ass off when they played Hero by Mariah Carey.

you can tell he was getting so irritated, it was hilarious. The Looter

[FunkyTeaParty]

I have been wanting to do this for awhile and I think it is finally time to pull the trigger.

I am going to organize a "Wack Pack Dead Pool". I'll put together a list of Wack Packers, we'll see who wants to play and then I will randomly matchup a Wack Packer to an Ant and the first person to have one that dies wins.

Wins what? I don't know yet. I am working on getting a prize of some sort, but I have to determine if I have even a little pull around here.

Here is my Wack Pack list so far. Please help out if I forgot anyone. Once we determine a definite list I will start compiling a list of Ants that want to play.

Beetlejuice
Bigfoot
Eric the Midget
High Pitch Eric
Gary the Retard
Wendy the Retard
Crazy Alice
Blue Iris
Crackhead bob
Miss Howard Stern
John the Stutterer
Nicole Bass
Siobhan

Who am I leaving out?

[HoldemHart]

Jeff the drunk, and I want him in the pool

[FunkyTeaParty]

Damn. I knew I forgot someone obvious.

[hbktonyb]

Cool idea, I'm in! How about Mark the Bagger, Joey Boots, Ass Napkin Ed, Daniel Carver, Ellegant Elliot Offen, Elephant Boy, Evil Dave, Rappin' Granny,

[FunkyTeaParty]

I jotted all of those down.

I guess what I'll do is once we feel we have a complete list I will prioritize the Wack Packers based on popularity and the likelihood they may die and then we'll see how many players we get and I'll just take as many off the top as we have players.

[Kevaroo]

Count me in

[HoldemHart]

I'm really enjoying Howard tearing Bob Levy apart. That guy blows, he's a hack.

[hbktonyb]

Love it when Artie quotes the Godfather. I also love the goldust stuff.

[HoldemHart]

Great show today, loved it this morning when Howard wanted to play Scarlett Johansen's album for Alanis...

[hbktonyb]

haha, I love Alanis.

and when artie started singing for alanis i lost it...Feeling, you must be dreaming. When I look into your eyes what could I see.

I've been singing this all day at work :)

[hbktonyb]

howard could seriously say anything in that booey voice and i lose it...every single thing he says. like today, all he said was 'Excuse me boff i'm just producing"...i spit water all over my f'n keyboard.

[HoldemHart]

Yucko the clown is awful, his jokes are atrocious and his voice drives me crazy. Howard needs to give this guy a rest for a long long time.

[junior94]

Yucko the clown is awful, his jokes are atrocious and his voice drives me crazy. Howard needs to give this guy a rest for a long long time.

I have never found Yucko even the least bit entertaining. One of the very few HTV segments that I saw appear online that I had no interest in then DL'ing to make part of my collection was his first appearance back in 2001. He's annoying and my guess is well aware that he'd be even less of a total nothing without his ridiculous makeup as his hook.

[hbktonyb]

yucko...terrible. that whole thing w/ his wife was the worst BIT ever...they were obviously playing it up to get on the air.

i loved the little 3 minute three stooges segment today...I'm a victim of circumstance!

[HoldemHart]

Have any of you ever seen a Killers of Comedy show? They are coming to Orlando and I was wondering if they were good live. I might just pay the 50 bucks so I can get a picture with Beetlejuice.

[HoldemHart]

Sal's stories of has rap career are hilarious. How have they not talked about this earlier?

[junior94]

Am I the only one who doesn't really "get" Johnny Fratto? I don't know, it's like he's somehow parlayed one interesting guest spot originally on the show into this ongoing thing of being on the air occasionally, but where he never really seems to contribute anything substantial. I kinda wonder if anyone on the show even possibly considers him to be a Wack Pack member. Is that crazy? I think he comes up with whatever odd sounding shit to talk about just so he can get on the air as much as possible (certainly that's behind a lot of his Eric The Midget interaction). Like I'm just watching the segment of Bob Levy's meltdown aftermath, they've got Johnny on the phone for it, Howard's just wrapping everything up, and Johnny throws out this total non-sequitor about his wife or girlfriend being pregnant, I mean first of all does anyone really care about that? It just seemed like he was thinking to himself, oh shit, they're gonna hang up, how can I squeeze one or two more minutes outta this?

Oh and speaking of Levy, I think he got off VERY light. That was a tirade of near Artie proportions, and that so called apology was so half assed and insincere. He's beyond lucky to keep getting the exposure he does. Dude, how did eating cheese out of a chick's ass not get very old YEARS ago?? I consider that basically to be Yucko but on a very small scale, it's now just some lame gimmick that he HAS to do.

[junior94]

yucko...terrible. that whole thing w/ his wife was the worst BIT ever...they were obviously playing it up to get on the air.


Ya know I didn't bother to download that HTV segment becaues I can't stand Yucko, but now having read the whole write up about the interview, I was just stunned. This was just sad, why the hell did she even get married to him in the first place? But so you really think it was totally staged, huh? I dont know... but I think now I'm going to go ahead and downlaod the video and actually check it out, the recap on HS.com got me curious to watch how awkward this had to've been.

[hbktonyb]

Artie loves paaaaaaaaancakes

[Richard Belding]

now artie tell us why there was also a framed map of the state of delaware on the wall

[hbktonyb]

^dude is that a quote from Curb? best show ever (next to seinfeld)...

pretty pretty pretty good

[Richard Belding]

no it's from when artie was talking about his man cave and said he had his first check for stand up ever framed on the wall howard asked that question of why a map of delaware was framed too and what the significance of that was

[HoldemHart]

no it's from when artie was talking about his man cave and said he had his first check for stand up ever framed on the wall howard asked that question of why a map of delaware was framed too and what the significance of that was

I think he's talking about your sig

[Richard Belding]

I think he's talking about your sig


oh true, good look. and yes it is


prettayyyyyyyy prettayyyyyyy prettayyyyyyyy good

[Richard Belding]

i almost crashed my car when sal shit on the floor

[HoldemHart]

Artie is out again.....unbelievable..

[FunkyTeaParty]

Stuffed up nose yesterday, out today.......uh oh.

[denquinn]

Artie is out again.....unbelievable..

I agree! I love his commentary but his work ethic and laziness make me pissed. Don't worry, it's not drugs, it's his thyroid condition. BTW, his standup DVD sucked.

[Richard Belding]

i pissed on a girl and i liked it
i tied her down, she tried to fight it

[denquinn]

i pissed on a girl and i liked it
i tied her down, she tried to fight it


Funny coincidence, I had that song stuck in my head also. The Black tits song also repeats in my head.

[junior94]

I agree! I love his commentary but his work ethic and laziness make me pissed. Don't worry, it's not drugs, it's his thyroid condition. BTW, his standup DVD sucked.

I don't believe Artie really deserves much sympathy until he takes a solid stab at therapy, in other words make a clear showing that he wants to get help and greatly improve himself. If I remember correctly he's already even said himself before that if he were still the townie Stern fan standing on those wet docks working his ass off that he was 15-20 years ago, and you told him back then at some point he couldn't be bothered to even stay awake for the whole of the Howard Stern show when he's a major part of it -- that it'd be ridiculous. And I think probably his best shot to get thru his self loathing and self destructiveness is thru therapy.

But he's clearly not there yet, recognizing there's enough of a problem to finally commit.

[denquinn]

Here's a good question, I think. Is there more Dave fans than Stern fans, or more Stern fans than Dave fans?

I think Stern takes the cake, but when you start to add it up, it could be a close call. Just curious what you all think.

[Elliott Evans]

Did Stern have anything to say about George Carlin?

[denquinn]

Did Stern have anything to say about George Carlin?

Of course he did. They played several clips of his stand up.

[Richard Belding]

Here's a good question, I think. Is there more Dave fans than Stern fans, or more Stern fans than Dave fans?

I think Stern takes the cake, but when you start to add it up, it could be a close call. Just curious what you all think.


not even close. wayyyyyyyyy more stern fans. the man has taken over probably 70% of the u.s.



by the way, history of howard is fucking awesome.

[junior94]

So I don't know how I missed this at the time, but I only just now get the interview where Beth came in with Katie Lee Joel. I have to say Beth's a complete moron that she has those kinds off issues with going to bathroom, and has no intention of going to the doctor. She's had more than one occassion of not having a bowel movement for as long as a month?? Honey, you've got something wrong with your system. And oh, because she's embarrassed. Well yea sure, just like I'm sure your doctor is under the impression you've literally never farted in your life. Please, doctors are practically impervious when it comes to this. Frankly after hearing an extreme like that, she deserves whatever major issues she winds up suffering from because of ignoring that, that's just childish and idiotic.

[lennon2324]

the history of howard is so good...when the hell are there going to be new ones though??

ps--the anal ring toss on howard tv is great...so was the chuck zito interview