Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[denquinn]

the history of howard is so good...when the hell are there going to be new ones though??

ps--the anal ring toss on howard tv is great...so was the chuck zito interview

I think the news ones are being saved for the Christmas break. I thought for sure they would give them to us during this break, but apparently they aren't ready to give us new stuff. You would think they had plenty of time to get it ready. I think they even have a whole department dedicated to the TAPES.

[HoldemHart]

This whole two week vacation is bs, these gameshows from 1988 aren't cutting it for me.

[hbktonyb]

I loved Beetlejuice password. They were trying to describe window, so the girl says "sill"...and beetle goes "Phone"...hahah

I don't mind the vacations. He can take 3 months off for all I care, as long as he doesn't retire (those words scare me for both Howard and Dave!).

[CrashDMB237]

I should know this but I don't...

Where did the "got a nice set of them balogna tits" soundbite come from and where the hell can I find it? Funniest shit I've ever heard.

[HoldemHart]

^ If it's the one I think you're talking about it's from the Jerky Boys, the tapes not the movie.

[CrashDMB237]

Its a guy who says it in a really Staten Islandish accent.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Definitely Jerky Boys.

Not sure which album and/or bit though.

[Richard Belding]

i don't know if anyone else caught it the other day but on one of the howard 100 news briefs about the iraq trip, they say how the base they were stationed at came under attack and they had to be put into a bunker while it passed. can't wait to hear that story. at least artie is alive

[hbktonyb]

Bologna tits = Jerky boys

I heard about the attack. They probably saw Baba Baghdad's teeth and smelled his breath, so they knew where the crew was hiding. Stupid Baba Bomby.

[HoldemHart]

They were just playing Jeff the Drunk's first appeance on Butt Billionaire, he is hands down my favorite wack packer.

[Richard Belding]

They were just playing Jeff the Drunk's first appeance on Butt Billionaire, he is hands down my favorite wack packer.


i remember seeing that on E! when i was in high school and i was hysterically laughing the entire time. it's unbelievable how they find people like the wack packers and even more unbelievable that people like that actually exist in this world

[thom hudson]

Its a guy who says it in a really Staten Islandish accent.
:lol :lol :lol

[junior94]

They were just playing Jeff the Drunk's first appeance on Butt Billionaire, he is hands down my favorite wack packer.

I actually just got a hold of that particular HTV segment a few weeks ago, it was a pretty good watch.

Does anyone else think that Howard and everyone else are basically enabling Artie at this point to only get worse? I mean, I know it's a fine line, because deep down I believe that Howard absolutely cares about Artie and genuinely considers him a friend, and in a general sense wants him to get better, but at the same time, obviously it makes for great radio over and over, but this perpetual thing of having Artie be able to sleep at points during the show (I'm watching the Carly Simon interview now) and different examples like that, I just think ultimately that's only putting more fuel on the fire. That if Howard could in his mind fully separate Artie's welfare from the comedy value of the show, he would tell him straight up that he needs either to take time off the show to get these things taken care of, or at the very least he wouldn't keep making things like Artie falling asleep part of the show that fans end up consistantly laughing at (hence motivating him to keep it up).

[HoldemHart]

Glad to hear the show live again.

[nkc8246]

Glad to hear the show live again.

:thumbsup I thought Artie would call off today...glad he got his fatass out of bed!!

[jeepguy]

Loving the show today!!!! Bigups!!!

[HoldemHart]

zero point zero

[Ascf33]

zero point zero

:lol :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

"Come shake Eric the Midgets rotten plum hand at a Sacramento Monarchs game for just $40. Guess how many blotches Eric has on his face a receive and autographed Nicole Powell jersey sponsored by the jfsc.com."

[hbktonyb]

I loved hearing those Afghan stories, wish Howard didn't try to keep cutting it off.

[voiceofreason]

zero point zero

You're missing out on some good radio.

If you aren't happy with your radio host taking 12 weeks of vaca a year, give O&A a shot.

[HoldemHart]

I loved hearing those Afghan stories, wish Howard didn't try to keep cutting it off.

I noticed that too, the whole show could've been Artie's stories from the break in my opinion.

[nkc8246]

You're missing out on some good radio.

If you aren't happy with your radio host taking 12 weeks of vaca a year, give O&A a shot.

:lol :lol

With a comment like that your user name obviously isn't meant to be taken literally!!

In addition...if you didn't get the zero point zero comment go hang out in an O&A thread instead of in here.

[HoldemHart]

:lol :lol

With a comment like that your user name obviously isn't meant to be taken literally!!

In addition...if you didn't get the zero point zero comment go hang out in an O&A thread instead of in here.

I bust out laughing every single time he plays it because it makes ETM absolutely crazy,. It's up there with the Mars Attacks sound bit Fred plays when ETM calls in.

[junior94]

It's up there with the Mars Attacks sound bit Fred plays when ETM calls in.

That gets me every EVERY time. God bless whoever came up with the idea of using that (if someone besides Fred) those sounds are fucking PERFECT to use with ETM. :lol

Though what one of you was saying about Howard apparently cutting off some of the Iraq stories (since I couldn't listen live), as much as I say he's still the best interviewer on the planet, this is a major shortcoming of his that bothers me sometimes as a listener. That when he's talking to a guest, they'll be answering a question he's asked, and yet right in the middle of it he'll cut them off totally, even asking a competely different question. Granted, I know probably in his mind sometimes he thinks he's doing the right thing, that he could tell the segment was going on a downwards slope so that's his remedy for it, but not always, plenty of times I really wanted to hear the person's answer, it was plenty interesting, and the rest of it ends up getting lost because of Howard going ADD on us.

[hbktonyb]

I think Howard has the shortest attention span ever.

Artie was absolutely on fire today, I'm glad he just talked through Howard's requests to end the topic.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I know that Howard needs to keep some structure on the show, but he did kill that whole first segment.

[Mickey Carson]

I know that Howard needs to keep some structure on the show, but he did kill that whole first segment.
:thumbsup Agreed. At least the rest of the Artie/Afghanistan stories will come out eventually. Just sucks that we couldn't hear them all today.

[hbktonyb]

Hey, no setlist game for you this year? Was surprised to not see your name near the top!

[HoldemHart]

Riley Martin is probably one of the craziest person on the planet. I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish by this phone call but it is quite entertaining.

PS. The new phony phone call with his voice is priceless.

[voiceofreason]

Do you guys know that Howard has hired a guy named the Electric Eel Man to phone in fake calls to make his show more interesting?

About 10 years ago, we all listened to Stern, then he got divorced and started calling it in. 4 days a week? Are you guys morons to pay for your hero who only works 4 days a week? 12 weeks vacation? You've got to be kidding me.

What made Howard, and all radio hosts, great was his ability to relate to a common fan. That went out the door when he left his wife and started screwing a gold digger with a horse face. Wake up and realize stories about the Hamptons and Nobu just don't make compelling radio period. Howard jumped that shark many moons ago; tis a shame you guys just don't realize.

[thom hudson]

voiceofreason - i know exactly where you're coming from, because i felt the same way for a while.
i am a fan of o&a, as well as howard, but i decided to give howard another shot, and i have to be honest with you, his sirius show is pretty amazing.
now i know, his last days at k-rock (or wherever you heard him on terrestrial radio) were kinda shitty, but the show went in an entirely different direction when they went to satellite.
new cast members, great guests, complelling interviews, new material, artie is on fire (when he's not sleeping :lol)...sure, there are the occasional name-drops and references to his "hamptons parties" or dinners at fancy places, but what do you want? he's rich and famous. he's talking about his life...he's not an average joe, like the common listener, but he actually makes it interesting and funny for said listener.
he's really got a good thing going on satellite right now, and i recommend checking out a download or 2 from various torrent sites, just to see what's new on the show.
you might be pleasantly surprised.

anyhow, thats just my .02.

[FunkyTeaParty]

It's a shame you feel compelled to post in a thread with a topic you feel is irrelevant and don't care about.

No matter how many times the drones repeat the same thing over and over again some of us will continue to listen to Howard and enjoy it.

It's a shame you have nothing better to do than try and convince people not to.

[hbktonyb]

"The fact of the matter is", Howard's show is still great. He is obviously going to be a changed man w/ a model girlfriend and 9 figures banked. The person you relate to now is Artie (even though he is making bank now too). And can you blame him for taking so much vacation and 4 days a week.

For me, being a lifelong Howard fan, I'd rather have him a few days a week for 9 months than not at all.

P.S. Mantra + Yantra = Tantra.

[hbktonyb]

It's a shame you feel compelled to post in a thread with a topic you feel is irrelevant and don't care about.

No matter how many times the drones repeat the same thing over and over again some of us will continue to listen to Howard and enjoy it.

It's a shame you have nothing better to do than try and convince people not to.

:thumbsup

[dmbphan041]

Neil>Stern

[HoldemHart]

Do you guys know that Howard has hired a guy named the Electric Eel Man to phone in fake calls to make his show more interesting?

About 10 years ago, we all listened to Stern, then he got divorced and started calling it in. 4 days a week? Are you guys morons to pay for your hero who only works 4 days a week? 12 weeks vacation? You've got to be kidding me.

What made Howard, and all radio hosts, great was his ability to relate to a common fan. That went out the door when he left his wife and started screwing a gold digger with a horse face. Wake up and realize stories about the Hamptons and Nobu just don't make compelling radio period. Howard jumped that shark many moons ago; tis a shame you guys just don't realize.


He's a faaaaggggggg (Tony Soprano Accent)

[voiceofreason]

It's a shame you feel compelled to post in a thread with a topic you feel is irrelevant and don't care about.

No matter how many times the drones repeat the same thing over and over again some of us will continue to listen to Howard and enjoy it.

It's a shame you have nothing better to do than try and convince people not to.

Well that's where you're wrong. I do care about the issue because I realize how great Stern used to be. I also realize that satellite radio as a whole will start to suck if this merger goes through. Stern doesn't care about you and I hate to see good people care about him, that's all. This is, after all, a discussion thread. Me discussing my beef with Howard seems to belong here, correct? Kind of sad a mod tries to mute a voice that presents discussion in a respectable fashion. I have not insulted your mother, slapped your child or let the air out of your tires..... yet. ;)

I love talk radio for some reason. I listen to sports radio, NPR, Air America, Hannity, etc. Stern is responsible for so much and is the true forefather of great radio, I just don't like the person he seems to have become. And he doesn't like DMB, so he stinks for that alone. :)

All in all, Sirius has better programming than XM. The music chanels are far superior. i just don't buy into this faux "revolution", that's all.

Carry on, zombies. :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

I tried to mute you?

All I said was I think it's sad you feel the need to try and change my listening habits when they have nothing to do with you.

You don't like Howard anymore. Wonderful. I do.

I think the show is as good, if not better, now than it has ever been. The show makes my mornings enjoyable and I love that if I miss something I can hear the replay throughout the day.

I know everything always used to be better, Howard, DMB, MLB, terrestrial radio, America, that is the way it is.

[HoldemHart]

I tried to mute you?

All I said was I think it's sad you feel the need to try and change my listening habits when they have nothing to do with you.

You don't like Howard anymore. Wonderful. I do.

I think the show is as good, if not better, now than it has ever been. The show makes my mornings enjoyable and I love that if I miss something I can hear the replay throughout the day.

I know everything always used to be better, Howard, DMB, MLB, terrestrial radio, America, that is the way it is.

100% agree, I think the show has been amazing lately. The trolls coming in and voicing their displeasure on a regular basis about a show they don't listen to gets all little old.

[hbktonyb]

Well that's where you're wrong. I do care about the issue because I realize how great Stern used to be. I also realize that satellite radio as a whole will start to suck if this merger goes through. Stern doesn't care about you and I hate to see good people care about him, that's all. This is, after all, a discussion thread. Me discussing my beef with Howard seems to belong here, correct? Kind of sad a mod tries to mute a voice that presents discussion in a respectable fashion. I have not insulted your mother, slapped your child or let the air out of your tires..... yet. ;)

I love talk radio for some reason. I listen to sports radio, NPR, Air America, Hannity, etc. Stern is responsible for so much and is the true forefather of great radio, I just don't like the person he seems to have become. And he doesn't like DMB, so he stinks for that alone. :)

All in all, Sirius has better programming than XM. The music chanels are far superior. i just don't buy into this faux "revolution", that's all.

Carry on, zombies. :lol

Why will Sat. radio suck if they merge? The way I look at it, you'll still get the same programming for the same price, plus you can choose what channels you want. And you'll get all the sports. Competition with eachother is not what is making satellite radio great right now, it is competition w/ FM...No commercials, uncensored, etc...

[hbktonyb]

Did anyone hear the Miss Helen phony phone call today? For some reason I was dying everytime Richard made a fake 'transfer call' sound. haha

[jeepguy]

great start to the week on the Howard Stern show!!!

[Richard Belding]

Did anyone hear the Miss Helen phony phone call today? For some reason I was dying everytime Richard made a fake 'transfer call' sound. haha


ok hello howard what's the problem?

[Mickey Carson]

Hey, no setlist game for you this year? Was surprised to not see your name near the top!
I played the first 5 shows or so, but then missed a couple and threw in the towel for this summer. A lot was going on as the tour started (moving into a new house, among other things), and I completely spaced it. I'll try to do a better job next year. I checked the standings and see you're doing well...take MUPHEW down :)

Mantra + Yantra = Tantra.
:lol

[hbktonyb]

Muphew is TOUGH. He's consistent as hell.

Do you have mashed potatoes? Good
Do you have rice pudding? Good
Do you have pork roast? We don't carry that. Good
Cupcakes are good.

Can you repeat that so I can write it down? hahaha

[hbktonyb]

Wow ETM is on FIRE!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

Do you guys know that Howard has hired a guy named the Electric Eel Man to phone in fake calls to make his show more interesting?

About 10 years ago, we all listened to Stern, then he got divorced and started calling it in. 4 days a week? Are you guys morons to pay for your hero who only works 4 days a week? 12 weeks vacation? You've got to be kidding me.

What made Howard, and all radio hosts, great was his ability to relate to a common fan. That went out the door when he left his wife and started screwing a gold digger with a horse face. Wake up and realize stories about the Hamptons and Nobu just don't make compelling radio period. Howard jumped that shark many moons ago; tis a shame you guys just don't realize.

I don't know anyone that bought Sirius just for Stern, or if they did, they got hooked on some of their other programming as well so your argument is a moot point.

[HoldemHart]

I love when they play clips for Gary's video to his ex-girlfriend.

Hello, Hello. Guess Who.

[voiceofreason]

I don't know anyone that bought Sirius just for Stern, or if they did, they got hooked on some of their other programming as well so your argument is a moot point.

Dude, over a million people bought Sirius units the quarter Stern switched over. I do not have the exact figures, but they had under a million total subscribers before. Stern clearly brought alot of sub, period. I think paying a guy 500 mil. and him not bringing subs is asinine. He absolutely is responsible for increasing their brand recognition and largely responsible for a good deal of their success.
Like i mentioned before- Sirius has superior programming to XM, but Stern fans got that as a bonus more than anything else.

[Beefsteak1138]

Dude, over a million people bought Sirius units the quarter Stern switched over. I do not have the exact figures, but they had under a million total subscribers before. Stern clearly brought alot of sub, period. I think paying a guy 500 mil. and him not bringing subs is asinine. He absolutely is responsible for increasing their brand recognition and largely responsible for a good deal of their success.
Like i mentioned before- Sirius has superior programming to XM, but Stern fans got that as a bonus more than anything else.

I wish your username was "voiceoflogic" or "voiceofreadingcomprehension" because you need some.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I bought Sirius just for Stern and have renewed since.

No buyer's remorse here.

[Beefsteak1138]

I bought Sirius just for Stern and have renewed since.

No buyer's remorse here.

:thumbsup

My point is that even if you payed just for stern:

A. When he's not live, they still have great Stern programming on the air.
B. There's a shit-ton of other stuff to on Sirius listen to besides Stern.

So, why would one be an idiot for paying $12.99/month, considering all the great Stern and non-Stern content?

[WoodstockGirl]

Do you guys know that Howard has hired a guy named the Electric Eel Man to phone in fake calls to make his show more interesting?

About 10 years ago, we all listened to Stern, then he got divorced and started calling it in. 4 days a week? Are you guys morons to pay for your hero who only works 4 days a week? 12 weeks vacation? You've got to be kidding me.

What made Howard, and all radio hosts, great was his ability to relate to a common fan. That went out the door when he left his wife and started screwing a gold digger with a horse face. Wake up and realize stories about the Hamptons and Nobu just don't make compelling radio period. Howard jumped that shark many moons ago; tis a shame you guys just don't realize.
I listened to Howard from 93 - 95, and then just got bored. How many times can you hear jokes about farting and tits? Even the guys get bored after awhile. If only Howard had kept on growing, looking for new barriers and new lines to cross, but he got stale and stagnant and even worse - he got totally into himself and began believing all the hype - that he was a GOD. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The only one worth anything after all this is Jackie.

[HoldemHart]

I listened to Howard from 93 - 95, and then just got bored. How many times can you hear jokes about farting and tits? Even the guys get bored after awhile. If only Howard had kept on growing, looking for new barriers and new lines to cross, but he got stale and stagnant and even worse - he got totally into himself and began believing all the hype - that he was a GOD. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The only one worth anything after all this is Jackie.

:lol Jackie? Is that you?

[Beefsteak1138]

I listened to Howard from 93 - 95, and then just got bored. How many times can you hear jokes about farting and tits? Even the guys get bored after awhile. If only Howard had kept on growing, looking for new barriers and new lines to cross, but he got stale and stagnant and even worse - he got totally into himself and began believing all the hype - that he was a GOD. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The only one worth anything after all this is Jackie.

For me, he only started getting stale the year before he left terrestrial radio. Once he was on Sirius though, things picked up again.

[FunkyTeaParty]

That must be Nancy.

[HoldemHart]

Artie Loves Pancakes is the greatest song I've ever heard.

[FunkyTeaParty]

....wash 'em down with chocolate shakes!!!!

[FunkyTeaParty]

He's the first guy I ever heard that went to Amsterdam and came back raving about pancakes.

[Ascf33]

Artie Loves Pancakes is the greatest song I've ever heard.

:lol :lol

I can't stop laughing at it.

[hbktonyb]

Artie loves paaaaaaaaaaancakes.

To the guy that said nobody bought Sirius just because of Stern...I did.

[voiceofreason]

I wish your username was "voiceoflogic" or "voiceofreadingcomprehension" because you need some.

If that passes for comical in your neck of the woods, I can see why you like Stern so much. :rolleyes

I bought Sirius just for Stern and have renewed since.

No buyer's remorse here.

And that was my point- Stern essentially saved Sirius. You will not hear me objecting to that. But the thought that a million zombies didnot buy Sirius just for Stern is ignorant at best.

This is where I lost my respect for Stern: I listened to Stern and O&A. I learned at some point that Stern was so threatened by O&A that he had a gag order issued against them before they ever had a disparaging thing to say about him. They both worked for CBS in NYC, but in different time slots. Shit hit the fan when Stern's 13 year old daughter went to Zootopia (a Z-100 event), took some E and woke up in a subway car being groped by a bunch of men. She then ended up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped. O&A, seeing the humor in all of this, went on the air, speaking about this in thinly veiled tones. Stern (rightfully) threw a temper tantrum and the gag order was heavier than before.

To a zombie like you, you do not see the point. Let me spell it out for you- your "Hero of Free Speech" put a muzzle on those he was threatened by instead of competing against them like the young Stern would. This is the ame Stern who talked about skull fucking Mancow's dead dad or who ruined Dibella in Philly just because he was competition. The hypocrisy of this officially turned me off Stern.

[FunkyTeaParty]

You are funny fighting some fight in your own head.

That is all well and good. I like O&A. I loved them at NEW. When both shows were on simultaneously I liked O&A's show more than Howard's on most days.

Howard is not my savior, I don't think he is always right, I hate his taste in TV, movies and a lot of music. If we were to ever end up in the same social circle we would probably have nothing to say to each other because we have almost nothing in common.

I just like his show. I hate having to get up in the morning and his show makes it easier. It's tough to make me laugh in the morning and he does it every day.

If I am a zombie for liking Howard's show than I am also a zombie for baseball, C cups, beer, hot summer days, pizza and DMB.

[nkc8246]

You are funny fighting some fight in your own head.

That is all well and good. I like O&A. I loved them at NEW. When both shows were on simultaneously I liked O&A's show more than Howard's on most days.

Howard is not my savior, I don't think he is always right, I hate his taste in TV, movies and a lot of music. If we were to ever end up in the same social circle we would probably have nothing to say to each other because we have almost nothing in common.

I just like his show. I hate having to get up in the morning and his show makes it easier. It's tough to make me laugh in the morning and he does it every day.

If I am a zombie for liking Howard's show than I am also a zombie for baseball, C cups, beer, hot summer days, pizza and DMB.

GREAT post :thumbsup :thumbsup

I couldn't agree more with your views.

[Beefsteak1138]

If that passes for comical in your neck of the woods, I can see why you like Stern so much. :rolleyes



It wasn't an attempt at humor, it was the truth. If I was trying to be funny, I'm sure I couldn't top your witty response.

[Beefsteak1138]

If that passes for comical in your neck of the woods, I can see why you like Stern so much. :rolleyes



And that was my point- Stern essentially saved Sirius. You will not hear me objecting to that. But the thought that a million zombies didnot buy Sirius just for Stern is ignorant at best.

This is where I lost my respect for Stern: I listened to Stern and O&A. I learned at some point that Stern was so threatened by O&A that he had a gag order issued against them before they ever had a disparaging thing to say about him. They both worked for CBS in NYC, but in different time slots. Shit hit the fan when Stern's 13 year old daughter went to Zootopia (a Z-100 event), took some E and woke up in a subway car being groped by a bunch of men. She then ended up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped. O&A, seeing the humor in all of this, went on the air, speaking about this in thinly veiled tones. Stern (rightfully) threw a temper tantrum and the gag order was heavier than before.

To a zombie like you, you do not see the point. Let me spell it out for you- your "Hero of Free Speech" put a muzzle on those he was threatened by instead of competing against them like the young Stern would. This is the ame Stern who talked about skull fucking Mancow's dead dad or who ruined Dibella in Philly just because he was competition. The hypocrisy of this officially turned me off Stern.

Ah, you're one of those O&A sheep. Now it all makes sense.

[Beefsteak1138]

But the thought that a million zombies didnot buy Sirius just for Stern is ignorant at best.


And also that's not what I said. I was speaking from personal experience, not speaking for the million other people that subscribed....also, I clarified my argument, which you ignored as well.

[hbktonyb]

You are funny fighting some fight in your own head.

That is all well and good. I like O&A. I loved them at NEW. When both shows were on simultaneously I liked O&A's show more than Howard's on most days.

Howard is not my savior, I don't think he is always right, I hate his taste in TV, movies and a lot of music. If we were to ever end up in the same social circle we would probably have nothing to say to each other because we have almost nothing in common.

I just like his show. I hate having to get up in the morning and his show makes it easier. It's tough to make me laugh in the morning and he does it every day.

If I am a zombie for liking Howard's show than I am also a zombie for baseball, C cups, beer, hot summer days, pizza and DMB.

Me too! Except that I never liked O&A. And I like his taste in everything.

And he along w/ Dave is my savior :lol

[hbktonyb]

This opening segment w/ Artie/Gary and the advice is priceless. Howard mentioned the orange juice skit again! For those who missed the original:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CEuARoD6RlY

[junior94]

So I'm not sure how long ago the Ronnie Roast was done, I only just got a hold of the HTV segment now, and taking a look. For one thing (even considering things in the present) isn't Ronnie married? Or am I just making that up? Because all the things he does surrounding the strippers, I always wonder how his wife must feel about that.

But also, I have a very morbid curiosity to know what Bob Levy's normal standup act is like, how it sounds, because all's I know his watching any one of these roasts that he leads, good god, his delivery is awful on just an EPIC scale. He's got so much of this nervous energy to him that he can never let a single joke breath for 2 seconds. I kind of think he'd maybe actually be kinda funnier if he had better cadence. And it's not just the horrible mispronunciation of so many words, he goes immediately into another joke literally as soon as the last word of the previous one is out of his mouth. This is the worst delivery I've ever heard of some type of comedy since watching Colin Quinn as the Weekend Update anchor on SNL.

[junior94]

This opening segment w/ Artie/Gary and the advice is priceless. Howard mentioned the orange juice skit again! For those who missed the original:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CEuARoD6RlY

Oh my god I LOVE all the puppet stuff and animation stuff they've done over the years, it never fails for a laugh. I think it's on Pirate Bay, there's a torrent that's about a 5:00 compilation of different animation, including the one with R Lee Ermey as the drill sargeant.

[HoldemHart]

Really enjoying the Don Felder interview.

[hbktonyb]

Ronnie is getting a divorce. He is now dating a stripper from Rick's. He is Rickyman.

That was a good interview, I liked the song as well. The booey song parody contest picks were priceless.

[HoldemHart]

Ronnie is getting a divorce. He is now dating a stripper from Rick's. He is Rickyman.

That was a good interview, I liked the song as well. The booey song parody contest picks were priceless.

I've had "that's a booey" stuck in my head for a few hours. Really enjoyed the segment, it's incredible how creative some of these people are when it comes to these songs.

[hbktonyb]

I love getting these songs stuck in my head. Yesterday I got home from work, and I had just listened to Robin's news song of the day - The music to "Cotten Eyed Joe", but instead of saying the actual words, it was "I want to get in Robin's Tight Hole"....so I walk in and just start singing those lyrics over and over, and my g/f comes in from the other room and says "Who's hole do you want to get in?"...haha

But she understands how much I love Howard so she was laughing once I explained it.

[HoldemHart]

Howard had me rolling when he was doing his impression of Al Reynolds.

[Richard Belding]

mario booey needs to win!

[fleckhead]

So I'm not sure how long ago the Ronnie Roast was done, I only just got a hold of the HTV segment now, and taking a look. For one thing (even considering things in the present) isn't Ronnie married? Or am I just making that up? Because all the things he does surrounding the strippers, I always wonder how his wife must feel about that.

But also, I have a very morbid curiosity to know what Bob Levy's normal standup act is like, how it sounds, because all's I know his watching any one of these roasts that he leads, good god, his delivery is awful on just an EPIC scale. He's got so much of this nervous energy to him that he can never let a single joke breath for 2 seconds. I kind of think he'd maybe actually be kinda funnier if he had better cadence. And it's not just the horrible mispronunciation of so many words, he goes immediately into another joke literally as soon as the last word of the previous one is out of his mouth. This is the worst delivery I've ever heard of some type of comedy since watching Colin Quinn as the Weekend Update anchor on SNL.

I saw Levy last summer, and almost had to leave. His material wasn't funny at all. He does a lot of crowd work, and it's terrible. ZERO humor and irritating.
Quinn on the other hand, is a great stand up. i've seen him a bunch of times, and he always has fresh material and is very topical. he does have a horrible delivery though, but i think it's just him choking on his neck fat.

[junior94]

I saw Levy last summer, and almost had to leave. His material wasn't funny at all. He does a lot of crowd work, and it's terrible. ZERO humor and irritating.
Quinn on the other hand, is a great stand up. i've seen him a bunch of times, and he always has fresh material and is very topical. he does have a horrible delivery though, but i think it's just him choking on his neck fat.

Well and I gotta think, the whole eating blue cheese out of a chick's ass on stage... how is that not insanely old by now? I don't see even the slightest bit of humor in that. It's almost as bad a gimmick that I'd guess he's a slave to as Yucko's entire presentation.

Colin, I seem to enjoy him in other forums, he's good when he's on Stern, but just that way he always read off the SNL news, it was unwatchable. I think overall he was even worse an anchor than Kevin Nealon.

[HoldemHart]

This is a bit off topic but I have a question about the Bubba the love sponge show. This may sound retarded but did anyone else realize that Ned is a character that Manson plays? I've listened to the show for about a year now and I had NO clue.

[nkc8246]

This is a bit off topic but I have a question about the Bubba the love sponge show. This may sound retarded but did anyone else realize that Ned is a character that Manson plays? I've listened to the show for about a year now and I had NO clue.

:confused

[Beefsteak1138]

This is a bit off topic but I have a question about the Bubba the love sponge show. This may sound retarded but did anyone else realize that Ned is a character that Manson plays? I've listened to the show for about a year now and I had NO clue.

For real? :lol

Ned = Non-Existent Dude.

[#41Mikenj]

This is a bit off topic but I have a question about the Bubba the love sponge show. This may sound retarded but did anyone else realize that Ned is a character that Manson plays? I've listened to the show for about a year now and I had NO clue.

dont feel bad I didnt realize it either Ive only listen to it when howard plays clips though.

[nkc8246]

dont feel bad I didnt realize it either Ive only listen to it when howard plays clips though.


Pardon my stupidy...I tuned in today at 10:12 and they were talking to the alligator dude.

When did they say Ned didn't exist??

In addition..what about these meet and greets they do? Wouldnt this have come out before.

[HoldemHart]

Pardon my stupidy...I tuned in today at 10:12 and they were talking to the alligator dude.

When did they say Ned didn't exist??

In addition..what about these meet and greets they do? Wouldnt this have come out before.

They didn't come out and say it, a buddy I work with pointed it out to me. Which makes sense why Manson and Ned are never talking at the same time.

[A.K.A]

OPIE AND ANTHONY RULE!!!

sorry howie "ho ho ho tell'em fred" is washed up!

[HoldemHart]

OPIE AND ANTHONY RULE!!!

sorry howie "ho ho ho tell'em fred" is washed up!

Every.Fucking.Day.

[A.K.A]

Every.Fucking.Day.

nice a ona fan here! i thought maybe i was the only xm listener

[HoldemHart]

nice a ona fan here! i thought maybe i was the only xm listener

Not so much, I was referring to the fact that everyday some O & A fan comes in and shits on Howard. I have nothing against O & A but for some reason their fans insist on trolling every chance they get.

[A.K.A]

Not so much, I was referring to the fact that everyday some O & A fan comes in and shits on Howard. I have nothing against O & A but for some reason their fans insist on trolling every chance they get.

nah no trolling, 1st time i seen this infected thread and just felt like pissing some1 off!

but howie was the king in the 80s that is all.

[voiceofreason]

There are some O&A fans out here, but few and far between. I listened to Howard until '99 when I found O&A.
Howard is washed up and calls it in (4 days a week for 500 mil; gotta admire the guy) but many have not realized that yet.
Opie and Anthony do a great show, but the Sex for Sam thing really did them in, regardless of their situation now. They always teetered on the line of indecency and now that the line has been moved to the more holier side, they aren't what they used to be. They will get the shit end of the stick in the merger and I think that may be a good thing as they can put all their attention to the FM show.

[symbian]

hoo hoo robin

[nkc8246]

ATTN: voiceofreason

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=176971&highlight=Opie+Anthony

Enjoy :D

[voiceofreason]

ATTN: voiceofreason

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=176971&highlight=Opie+Anthony

Enjoy :D
That's pretty cool, I had no idea. Thanks.

[A.K.A]

There are some O&A fans out here, but few and far between. I listened to Howard until '99 when I found O&A.
Howard is washed up and calls it in (4 days a week for 500 mil; gotta admire the guy) but many have not realized that yet.
Opie and Anthony do a great show, but the Sex for Sam thing really did them in, regardless of their situation now. They always teetered on the line of indecency and now that the line has been moved to the more holier side, they aren't what they used to be. They will get the shit end of the stick in the merger and I think that may be a good thing as they can put all their attention to the FM show.


WELL SAID! but i know if they are off sat radio my 4 xm accts and a few buddies will close accts with xm!

dont u just love lil jimmy.


frunnnnnnnnnnnnkisss

[FunkyTeaParty]

Norton is hysterical. His standup on HBO was out of control.

He's a local boy too. A friend of mine grew up with him and said he has been the way he is since he was a kid.

[voiceofreason]

WELL SAID! but i know if they are off sat radio my 4 xm accts and a few buddies will close accts with xm!

dont u just love lil jimmy.


frunnnnnnnnnnnnkisss

I've seen him live a few times. The man is the best comic working today.

[voiceofreason]

I thought you guys may find this interesting:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9207FPG0&show_article=1

An article about the merger

[Beefsteak1138]

There are some O&A fans out here, but few and far between. I listened to Howard until '99 when I found O&A.
Howard is washed up and calls it in (4 days a week for 500 mil; gotta admire the guy) but many have not realized that yet.
Opie and Anthony do a great show, but the Sex for Sam thing really did them in, regardless of their situation now. They always teetered on the line of indecency and now that the line has been moved to the more holier side, they aren't what they used to be. They will get the shit end of the stick in the merger and I think that may be a good thing as they can put all their attention to the FM show.

Yes, we all know you're an O&A sheep. Congrats on not having any real opinion of your own.

[hbktonyb]

Breaking News on H100: High Pitch arrested on 2 counts of Grand Larceny. Allegedly, he stole a friends Discover Card and charged items...

[HoldemHart]

Breaking News on H100: High Pitch arrested on 2 counts of Grand Larceny. Allegedly, he stole a friends Discover Card and charged items...

I'm assuming high pitch Eric?

[hbktonyb]

Yeah Eric, not Mike.

I wish it was Mike.

[nkc8246]

Yeah Eric, not Mike.

I wish it was Mike.

:lol:lol Couldn't agree more!!

[voiceofreason]

Yes, we all know you're an O&A sheep. Congrats on not having any real opinion of your own.

Be careful you little zombie or I'll steal your garbage can again. :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

I don't get the zombie thing.

Is that an O&A thing?

[voiceofreason]

I don't get the zombie thing.

Is that an O&A thing?

Stern drones like the guy with the fat cat are referred to as zombies, defending their highness regardless of the charge.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I don't know what that means.

Is it an O&A thing?

Did they teach you to say that?

[fleckhead]

as a fan of O and A, i ask that you (stern fans) please don't respond to voiceofreason any more. he even annoys me.

[voiceofreason]

as a fan of O and A, i ask that you (stern fans) please don't respond to voiceofreason any more. he even annoys me.

You poor guy. :rolleyes

[fleckhead]

You poor guy. :rolleyes

a wise man once told me, while rubbing his beard into my back and breathing whiskey breath into the back of my head, "for fuck sake, do you think you can change their minds. don't be such a rabble rouser, sir."

[voiceofreason]

a wise man once told me, while rubbing his beard into my back and breathing whiskey breath into the back of my head, "for fuck sake, do you think you can change their minds. don't be such a rabble rouser, sir."

Now that's a post I can get behind.....literally.

I'm not about changing one's mind, that's a futile attempt.

[fleckhead]

all i was saying was, move on. I mean no disrespect.

[jeepguy]

monday morning bump

[jeepguy]

and what's with all these "Tough Thursday Trivia Round 16 Halftime" threads?

Bunch of faggotry.........they were even started by the mods

[HoldemHart]

Marianne from Brooklyn gets her own show? Are you fucking kidding me?

[hbktonyb]

(Richard) Heyyy, I got a massage by a man and he spent a lot of time on my ass. Then he made my boxers look like a thoooong. Then I was asked to be in a horror movie and they took a mold of my cooock.

[Richard Belding]

daniel carver never disappoints

[HoldemHart]

I'll never understand why he picks up Marianne from Brooklyn's calls. She's so fucking annoying.

[HoldemHart]

Anyone listening to the West Coast Feed? The King of the Racists game is hilarious.

[Tomato42]

this thread should be renamed the tool shed

[HoldemHart]

this thread should be renamed the tool shed

Do you write your own jokes? Because they are dynamite. I'm thinking a hour long comedy special on HBO is in your future. Douchebag.

[Tomato42]

Do you right your own jokes? Because they are dynamite. I'm thinking a hour long comedy special on HBO is in your future. Douchebag.

haha. better than old man howies jokes

[thom hudson]

haha. better than old man howies jokes
ugh...and you have a yankee hat on fire in your avatar?

:twak

[Beefsteak1138]

this thread should be renamed the tool shed

Because we're awesome and so are tools. I get it.

[HoldemHart]

ugh...and you have a yankee hat on fire in your avatar?

:twak

Yeah he's pretty much the anti-Christ.

[Tomato42]

you guys are stern fans and yankee fans.. yea, safe to say we wouldnt like each other

[Beefsteak1138]

you guys are stern fans and yankee fans.. yea, safe to say we wouldnt like each other

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I guess we'll see you in the O&A/Mets thread.

That must be where all the winners are.

[nkc8246]

I guess we'll see you in the O&A/Mets thread.

That must be where all the winners are.

:lol:lol

[hbktonyb]

I guess we'll see you in the O&A/Mets thread.

That must be where all the winners are.

:lol

Back to Howard chat: Jason needs to cancel that wedding! :thumbsup

[HoldemHart]

:lol

Back to Howard chat: Jason needs to cancel that wedding! :thumbsup

Totally agree, this kid seems doomed. But at least he's getting a shitload of air time over it.

[hbktonyb]

I absolutely love Fred's impersonation of Jason.

[HoldemHart]

I know most of you aren't Bubba the Love Sponge fans but they're on vacation this week and they're playing the same show they played yesterday. Amatuer hour.

[hbktonyb]

Very strange programming decision. Makes no sense.

[hbktonyb]

If they can't find another Bubba to play, just replay today's Howard show.

[Richard Belding]

moon cricket!

[HoldemHart]

This discussion with Wendy the retard is disgusting.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I have never heard the term moon cricket, but I do own a NBGS.

[HoldemHart]

I have never heard the term moon cricket, but I do own a NBGS.

:lol:lol:lol Took me a second to figure out the acronymn but I cracked up when I realized what you meant. Well played sir.

[FunkyTeaParty]

I've always kept one and I've always called it that. That is why that bit killed me.

I don't even know where I first heard the term.

[hbktonyb]

I have never heard the term moon cricket, but I do own a NBGS.

:lol

Howard's therapy really shows now...He psycho-analyzes everyone!

[FunkyTeaParty]

Do you resent your father?


Seriously though, I found that Wendy interview fascinating. I'm not sure what that says about me.

[hbktonyb]

Heard the Wendy interview on my way home today....Wow. Artie was correct: Greatest howard interviews - 1. McCartney 2. Wendy...haha

Have you ever doodied in your Freddy costume? YES
Do you pee your pants? YES
Do you ever get doody on your freddy fingernails? YES

I was amazed. Also, I hate Pittsburgh Pete and Marianne from Bkln

[WatchtowerJamin]

Is it me or does Artie's voice sound a tiny bit different since they got back from Afghanistan?

[HoldemHart]

I just heard that the XM-Sirius merger got approval last night and they are working out the details this morning. Here is a link to part of the article.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121690484936980873.html?mod=yahoo_hs&ru=yahoo

[HoldemHart]

Here's a link to a complete article.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25829806/

[hbktonyb]

That's really cool, but I can't believe the $20 million "fine", and the 8% controlled by public. AND the 3-year price freeze is ridiculous. They should be able to raise prices when they want, and the consumer will decide if they want to buy it.

Robin's news song today is one of my favorite, to "Turn the Beat Around": Robin Turn Around, let me bang your butthole...Its so soft and broooooown

[hbktonyb]

Artie...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sleeping again. He's been so awake the last 2 weeks!

[HoldemHart]

That's really cool, but I can't believe the $20 million "fine", and the 8% controlled by public. AND the 3-year price freeze is ridiculous. They should be able to raise prices when they want, and the consumer will decide if they want to buy it.

Robin's news song today is one of my favorite, to "Turn the Beat Around": Robin Turn Around, let me bang your butthole...Its so soft and broooooown

I just read that the National Association of Broadcasters is already planning on appealing the decision. This shit is never going to go through.

[hbktonyb]

I just read that the National Association of Broadcasters is already planning on appealing the decision. This shit is never going to go through.

Oh my god...this is so ridiculous. Just put it through and let the companies MERGE!!!

[voiceofreason]

That's really cool, but I can't believe the $20 million "fine", and the 8% controlled by public. AND the 3-year price freeze is ridiculous. They should be able to raise prices when they want, and the consumer will decide if they want to buy it.

I hope you all realize that the reason why these stipulations were put in place was to protect us, the satellite subscribers.

When Sirius and XM were launched, there was specific literature in their agreements that forbade them to merge in order to not monopolize the satellite industry. The fear with a monopoly is that they will be able to set their own rules and pricing for there is no second option. With that said, merging is bad for the consumer because the competition that keeps companies honest is now gone.

Now the public programming is probably the FCC's way of trying to have some form of control over satellite programming, but that's another subject.

[hbktonyb]

I hope you all realize that the reason why these stipulations were put in place was to protect us, the satellite subscribers.

When Sirius and XM were launched, there was specific literature in their agreements that forbade them to merge in order to not monopolize the satellite industry. The fear with a monopoly is that they will be able to set their own rules and pricing for there is no second option. With that said, merging is bad for the consumer because the competition that keeps companies honest is now gone.

Now the public programming is probably the FCC's way of trying to have some form of control over satellite programming, but that's another subject.

Yeah I understand your argument, but I really don't think it is a monopoly since their real competition is free radio, ipods, cd players, etc...So I think the company should have the right to raise the price if they want to. With all the other ways to listen to programming, Satellite radio probably will not raise the rate too much anyway, but they should have the option.

The whole public programming thing is so ridiculous.

[hbktonyb]

hahaha, Dominick Barber = Tubby Rickles.

[hbktonyb]

The game where they go back and forth trading terms is freakin hilarious

[hbktonyb]

What the hell is the Mojo channel? They have Howard on right now in HD!!

[Richard Belding]

i got a question. what do you think the salaries of the staff who work behind the scenes is? everyone knows the main 4 and gary make a ton, but what about everyone else. i'd have to guess that will, sal and richard are next (not counting goodstein and sabean and them) and you always hear about how jd doesn't have running water for weeks. but i can't imagine he would make that little working there.

[Mickey Carson]

i got a question. what do you think the salaries of the staff who work behind the scenes is? everyone knows the main 4 and gary make a ton, but what about everyone else. i'd have to guess that will, sal and richard are next (not counting goodstein and sabean and them) and you always hear about how jd doesn't have running water for weeks. but i can't imagine he would make that little working there.
These are just estimates based on show conversations...I'm sure others, especially some of the former interns, can offer better guesses:

JD: 30-40k
Sal/Richard: 50-75k
Will: 60-90k

Who knows.

[CrashDMB237]

I'm sure those salaries are pretty accurate.

[nkc8246]

:eek OMG... Quivertine is no more!!

[HoldemHart]

:eek OMG... Quivertine is no more!!

I missed that, when did they announce that? At the beginning of the show?

[jeepguy]

I missed that, when did they announce that? At the beginning of the show?

at the start of Robin's news

[HoldemHart]

at the start of Robin's news

Thanks! Did she dump him or what?

[hbktonyb]

Poor Robin...

Jim should have stuck it out, at least through Howard's wedding! Now he won't be there, and he probably won't be on the show for years.

[hbktonyb]

Sounds like it was "mutual", but more like she got DUMPED

[nkc8246]

Sounds like it was "mutual", but more like she got DUMPED

Ya...I'm getting that vibe too.

It's so weird :(

[HoldemHart]

Ya...I'm getting that vibe too.

It's so weird :(

I'm guessing the novelty of dating Robin Quivers got a bit old.

[hbktonyb]

Sounds like Jim wasn't real during their relationship. Robin is broadway and tea...Jim is farting and jagerbombs.

[jeepguy]

Thanks! Did she dump him or what?

other way around. Jim dumped her fat ass:thumbsup

[HoldemHart]

Just listened to the replay. Damn that shit was painful because they were all gushing about how in love she was with him. I cracked up when Artie went "You aren't eating meat again are you?"

[HoldemHart]

I can't wait to hear the song parodies about Jim dumping Robin. Radio gold.

[junior94]

Poor Robin...

Jim should have stuck it out, at least through Howard's wedding! Now he won't be there, and he probably won't be on the show for years.

Damn. Well heck when you think about it, I mean it was more likely this would eventually happen than it wouldn't, so...

But yea I remember they joked about what the fallout would be awhile back, that if they broke up how awkward it'd be and if they could have him back on, interesting to see how that'll play out now in reality.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Florentine better be on by the end of the week.

[hbktonyb]

Especially w/ the vacation coming next week...

We need a Jim interview asap

[fleckhead]

Florentine better be on by the end of the week.

Hopefully on O and A.:evil
(i'm not in here starting trouble, just would like to have Florentine on our side, even for the few months they probably have left)

[FunkyTeaParty]

I would like to hear Florentine on O&A.

I doubt he would burn any bridges though.

[fleckhead]

he did call in 2 weeks ago for Norton's birthday. i'd like to hear him on the show, and just be himself. i'm sure he'd be asked questions, but i don't even care what the answers are...i just want him to be funny.

[hbktonyb]

I don't listen to O&A, but I'd rather hear him on Stern confronting Quivers.

[hbktonyb]

I'm a big fan of Jessie Ventura, good interview

[HoldemHart]

I'm listening to the west coast feed now, I don't think I'll ever get sick of Artie cutting Eric the Midget off. I laugh every damn time.

[hbktonyb]

I actually am really liking Howard's merger speech. He's fired up!!!

Sign on for 10 more years baabbyyy!!!

[nkc8246]

I actually am really liking Howard's merger speech. He's fired up!!!

Sign on for 10 more years baabbyyy!!!


:thumbsup :monkey

[Ascf33]

Jesse Ventura was good this morning.

[CrashDMB237]

I really don't remember who it was, but someone here sent me a video and audio clip of myself on the Stern show, almost exactly a year ago. Whoever that was (I THINK junior), do you still have those clips?

[HoldemHart]

I actually am really liking Howard's merger speech. He's fired up!!!

Sign on for 10 more years baabbyyy!!!

What part of the show did he do the merger talk?

[hbktonyb]

I think it was about 9:30/9:45 on H100. He made a pretty good speech and said that Mel K will be on the show tomorrow.

Then his father came on. That guy is really smart, I love when he comes on the show.

[HoldemHart]

I think it was about 9:30/9:45 on H100. He made a pretty good speech and said that Mel K will be on the show tomorrow.

Then his father came on. That guy is really smart, I love when he comes on the show.

I can't wait, he's brilliant. I wish he would have a weekly segment with his parents.

[nkc8246]

I think it was about 9:30/9:45 on H100. He made a pretty good speech and said that Mel K will be on the show tomorrow.

Then his father came on. That guy is really smart, I love when he comes on the show.

Proper Modulation :lol

Ben is the man!!

[hbktonyb]

"I'm parting the Hairs"...hahaha

[HoldemHart]

This Jesse Ventura interview is damn good

[nkc8246]

That was a tough choice between Carmina Booey and the Billy Joel Booey.

I was happy with the winner :thumbsup

I won't reveal who won in case you guys wanna listen to find out :cool

[HoldemHart]

How was the Mel Karmizan interview?

[hbktonyb]

Mel interview was awesome. Howard says he is back to being "fired up" about taking down FM radio...Mel tried to convince him to sign on forever! :)

I loved the Booey song segment. I was a huge fan of Law & Booey

[thom hudson]

I'm like a week behind on the show right now...I'm actually at the racial slur-off from last week. :lol :lol

[hbktonyb]

I'm like a week behind on the show right now...I'm actually at the racial slur-off from last week. :lol :lol

GREAT segment :lol

[HoldemHart]

Any of you guys ever check out Stern Fan Network? I've never seen a group of people who are so miserable in my life. They post on their religously but all they do is hate on the show. I think people bitch too much in the dmbc forum but we don't hold a candle to those guys. It's absolutely nothing but bitching and moaning.

[nkc8246]

Any of you guys ever check out Stern Fan Network? I've never seen a group of people who are so miserable in my life. They post on their religously but all they do is hate on the show. I think people bitch too much in the dmbc forum but we don't hold a candle to those guys. It's absolutely nothing but bitching and moaning.

I have read through it a few times but don't anymore.
You're exactly right.
The amount of constructive posts there is ...... zero point zero! :lol

It seems so dumb to me that they are obviously religious listeners of the show but don't seem to have a single constructive thing to say!

[junior94]

I really don't remember who it was, but someone here sent me a video and audio clip of myself on the Stern show, almost exactly a year ago. Whoever that was (I THINK junior), do you still have those clips?

Hey Steve yea that was me. Umm, the video of you, that was probably part of a Howard TV segment I had already gotten for my collection, so yea I likely have it on one of my discs. I have every one listed in a Word file by what the segment was about, so do you happen to remember? I know that at least that part was somehow Ronnie related, but I'm not sure if the whole thing would've been about him. Anyways I doubt I have the audio file left but you could always make one off that video.

This Jesse Ventura interview is damn good

Really? I'll be curious to check that out, then. I just know that Preston & Steve had him on a call-in interview last month and it was basically a failure, pretty much all he kept wanting to talk about was 9/11, I didn't realize he's won of these "truthers" who's moronic to actually believe that our country orchestrated that and there's been an ongoing conspiracy the whole time, so he just came off as annoying and incredibly stupid. (& they do pretty well usually at keeping heavily political material off their show)

Having said that he is a source of a quote I quite enjoyed from somewhere a few years ago, saying something like "religion is for small minded people who need safety in numbers" (paraphrasing).

[junior94]

Oh and I haven't for quite awhile now, but for a short time several months ago I was posting on the SFN for a bit, and surfing there, mostly the Howard TV. My experience was there was just a tremendous amount of trolls there. I mean christ I thought there was a lot of people here who'd post the most stupid and random shit and believe it was comic genius, but that place was off the hook.

On negativity actually the sense I got was that people wanted to be able to criticize the show more often but the Mods would delete posts and/or ban people at even the slightest amount of it, that like you could only post there if you were fellating the show with every word you say. Which, don't get me wrong, obviously if you're on a place like that you'd think overall you were a big fan of the show, but I don't think there's anything wrong with if something bothers you, you don't like the way a segment went or something like that, you should be able to bring it up and discuss it, but TPTB were so quick to stile ANY kind of negativity, it seemed a little extreme.

[hbktonyb]

I have read through it a few times but don't anymore.
You're exactly right.
The amount of constructive posts there is ...... zero point zero! :lol

It seems so dumb to me that they are obviously religious listeners of the show but don't seem to have a single constructive thing to say!

I agree. I have an account over there and check it usually once or twice a day...have like 200 or so posts, but I pretty much disagree with every thread created. Seems like they all hate the show over there (not everybody, but some people). Some similarities to here...Old school fans not liking the new stuff. But threads are wayyy more positive here than there!

I'd rather post in this thread and talk about the show with 10 true fans of the show :)

[hbktonyb]

Oh and I haven't for quite awhile now, but for a short time several months ago I was posting on the SFN for a bit, and surfing there, mostly the Howard TV. My experience was there was just a tremendous amount of trolls there. I mean christ I thought there was a lot of people here who'd post the most stupid and random shit and believe it was comic genius, but that place was off the hook.

On negativity actually the sense I got was that people wanted to be able to criticize the show more often but the Mods would delete posts and/or ban people at even the slightest amount of it, that like you could only post there if you were fellating the show with every word you say. Which, don't get me wrong, obviously if you're on a place like that you'd think overall you were a big fan of the show, but I don't think there's anything wrong with if something bothers you, you don't like the way a segment went or something like that, you should be able to bring it up and discuss it, but TPTB were so quick to stile ANY kind of negativity, it seemed a little extreme.

Yeah they were deleting negative threads, but they aren't really doing so anymore. I think what really happens is the 20 people that actually create threads don't like the show now, but sometimes if I read through those threads, I'll see a lot of positive posts.

[nkc8246]

I agree. I have an account over there and check it usually once or twice a day...have like 200 or so posts, but I pretty much disagree with every thread created. Seems like they all hate the show over there (not everybody, but some people). Some similarities to here...Old school fans not liking the new stuff. But threads are wayyy more positive here than there!

I'd rather post in this thread and talk about the show with 10 true fans of the show :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup

[Mickey Carson]

I really don't remember who it was, but someone here sent me a video and audio clip of myself on the Stern show, almost exactly a year ago. Whoever that was (I THINK junior), do you still have those clips?
Hey Steve...I sent you the audio clip.

I have the whole show or I can give you a clip of just your segment.

Remind me of the date and I'll send you a PM.

[HoldemHart]

Hulk Hogan is on the show tomorrow, should be interesting.

[hbktonyb]

Well let me tell you something brother.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Hulk Hogan is on the show tomorrow, should be interesting.
I give him credit for going on with the year he is having.

You know the topic of a 19-year old sticking it to his wife has got to come up.

[HoldemHart]

I give him credit for going on with the year he is having.

You know the topic of a 19-year old sticking it to his wife has got to come up.

Not to mention he drives Hulk's cars and motorcycles around Clearwater, wear's Nick's clothes, has parties at Hulk's house and takes his friends into Hulk's memorabilia room. He mentioned all this stuff when he was on Bubba the Love Sponge about a month ago. Man, that would drive me fucking crazy. I might have to kill that kid.

[FunkyTeaParty]

He's a better man than OJ.

[junior94]

Not to mention he drives Hulk's cars and motorcycles around Clearwater, wear's Nick's clothes, has parties at Hulk's house and takes his friends into Hulk's memorabilia room. He mentioned all this stuff when he was on Bubba the Love Sponge about a month ago. Man, that would drive me fucking crazy. I might have to kill that kid.

Both Hogan and his wife are so sadly fucked up. If I heard correctly, she's dating a guy who's friends with the daughter Brooke (& maybe even she dated previously herself?) and meanwhile Hulk is dating a girl that's around the same age as Brooke and apparently looks disturbingly like her.

[hbktonyb]

I like the Hulkster, and actually feel bad for him. I don't think he's a bad person like everyone thinks.

This Booey song segment is the greatest thing ever. My 3rd time listening to it today (while watching the set of course :) )

[voiceofreason]

I would look forward to the Hogan interview. Stern hopefully will ask all the hard questions. Guys got a fucked up life right now.

Karmazin was on O&A this morning for about an hour. Very interesting interview. You wtch, everyone's gonna kiss and make up, rendering all the years of O&A and Stern fans fighting pointless.

[hbktonyb]

Hogan is a great interview.

And now Pam? Great show

[Beefsteak1138]

I would look forward to the Hogan interview. Stern hopefully will ask all the hard questions. Guys got a fucked up life right now.

Karmazin was on O&A this morning for about an hour. Very interesting interview. You wtch, everyone's gonna kiss and make up, rendering all the years of O&A and Stern fans fighting pointless.

Then who are O&A sheep going to rag on?

[A.K.A]

Then who are O&A sheep going to rag on?

sheep? hoo hoo hoo tell'em fred!

us! baaaa baaaaaa sheep are gonna crush side show spongebob or whatever that hacks name is! and maybe toss a few coins to robin the hole!

[HoldemHart]

Hogan is a great interview.

And now Pam? Great show

Fucking great show today, Luke Campbell, Hulk Hogan and Pam Anderson.

[hbktonyb]

If you ever get bored, you can watch these over and over again. I don't understand how Billy Joel Booey didn't win!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joyWif6-cOE&feature=related - Dirty Booey Dancing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeqnZYdojo&feature=related - Artie Lange songs (including artie loves pancakes, and artie vending machine)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjzuQQbV7mA&feature=related - Mix of booey

Booey Joel Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfl6d7mqt8

Blues Brothers Booey - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdGsYotb8VU

[fleckhead]

Fucking great show today, Luke Campbell, Hulk Hogan and Pam Anderson.

i'm not trying to start anything, but is Pam still an interesting interview? was she ever? long ago, she was boring.

[junior94]

i'm not trying to start anything, but is Pam still an interesting interview? was she ever? long ago, she was boring.

Personally I find it kinda scary that not only did the guys used to hold her up as pretty much THEE gold standard of a hot woman, but I think that they still kinda do. I've always thought she was waaaaay overrated (& yes I know even I myself have chastised Ants for beating that term to death), but I mean she literally is a Barbie doll. I'm not saying I thought she wasn't attractive at her peak, but the standard to which all other girls are measured? Not even remotely close. In my view they always gave her way too much credit.

[voiceofreason]

I think it's more that she was attractive and willing to be a whore. What I mean is: willing to have porn released, pose for Playboy, eff a million guys and tell all on Stern. I think that's why she was heralded so on Sterns show and I can't blame them for essentially oggling over the most willing girl.

[hbktonyb]

One of the best shows is when they left the studio to go to Pam's hotel w/ Ralph, Howard, and Artie. Classic

[fleckhead]

I think it's more that she was attractive and willing to be a whore. What I mean is: willing to have porn released, pose for Playboy, eff a million guys and tell all on Stern. I think that's why she was heralded so on Sterns show and I can't blame them for essentially oggling over the most willing girl.

i get that, but do the fans give a shit anymore?

[voiceofreason]

i get that, but do the fans give a shit anymore?

Yes, unfortunately they still believe this is riveting radio. :rolleyes

And they call me a sheep. :lol

[fleckhead]

;) http://filebox.vt.edu/users/alclark/boooo.mp3 ;)

[junior94]

If you guys wouldn't mind helping me out with something, what was the date of the show where Gary and Artie first started telling all of their Iraq stories to the gang? Thanks.

[hbktonyb]

I think it was July 14th

[HoldemHart]

Yes, unfortunately they still believe this is riveting radio. :rolleyes

And they call me a sheep. :lol

62 days and counting till your leaders are back doing the morning drive in Mobile, Alabama.

[voiceofreason]

62 days and counting till your leaders are back doing the morning drive in Mobile, Alabama.

I guess you didn't hear Karmazin and his big fake teeth kissing their asses a few days ago? Then you didn't hear his "town hall meeting" where he announced that O and A will be available on Sirius soon for additional 4 dollars a month, eh?
That, plus the fact that they are on FM means they have many more listeners than Stern.

0.0 my ass.....

[HoldemHart]

I guess you didn't hear Karmazin and his big fake teeth kissing their asses a few days ago? Then you didn't hear his "town hall meeting" where he announced that O and A will be available on Sirius soon for additional 4 dollars a month, eh?
That, plus the fact that they are on FM means they have many more listeners than Stern.

0.0 my ass.....

What are you their publicist? And we're the sheep? :lol

[fleckhead]

I guess you didn't hear Karmazin and his big fake teeth kissing their asses a few days ago? Then you didn't hear his "town hall meeting" where he announced that O and A will be available on Sirius soon for additional 4 dollars a month, eh?
That, plus the fact that they are on FM means they have many more listeners than Stern.

0.0 my ass.....

please stop bringing up the FM portion of the show. it sucks.

[HoldemHart]

Hi, this is Sal Governale.....

[nkc8246]

Hi, this is Sal Governale.....

:lol:lol It was so awesome hearing this again today!!

[HoldemHart]

:lol:lol It was so awesome hearing this again today!!

There's something about the way he says "White Women" that cracks me the fuck up every time.

[Roddy9]

Vacation again. Geezus.

[HoldemHart]

Vacation again. Geezus.

I'm not complaining this time, I really like the stuff they've been playing today.

[Richard Belding]

man i forgot how good sal's apology was. and them goofing on jd after first finding out his mom married a hawaiian man over the internet. amazing

[nkc8246]

I'm not complaining this time, I really like the stuff they've been playing today.

I agree...The Artie Roast and Richard Getting waxed...plus the apology!

All great :cool

[hbktonyb]

Supposedly Artie cancelled all his shows for the upcoming couple of weeks. And H100 news said they will have some kind of announcement tomorrow...hmmm

People at SFN are saying it could be that he decided to go to rehab for the next month...But pure speculation

[junior94]

I'm not complaining this time, I really like the stuff they've been playing today.

Wow they're on vacation again already? Weren't they just off like less than a month ago?

And actually, the Fridays thing... is that just for the summer, or all year round? It occurs to me now I'm not clear on that.

[CrashDMB237]

That was the worst part about interning in the summer. The show was on vacation every two weeks. But it was nice because it lightened our workload a lot. Still, it was fun to be there during the show. Madness starting right from 6 AM in the morning til noon.

[specialkd24]

They are off on Friday's all year round. I do like the "best-of" on Friday's now, much better than MTT. I just don't like that old stuff, once it has passed it has passed, especially when they reference out-of-date stuff. But in case I miss something during the week, the new thing helps out a bit.

I wish I had a job where I could take every Friday off, and take a vacation at least once a month. It would be sweet.

[HoldemHart]

Supposedly Artie cancelled all his shows for the upcoming couple of weeks. And H100 news said they will have some kind of announcement tomorrow...hmmm

People at SFN are saying it could be that he decided to go to rehab for the next month...But pure speculation

No shit?!?! I hope so, he needs to get some things together.

[hbktonyb]

I hope so too. I want to see the guy happy and w/ Daner. No announcement yet...as soon as I hear it I'll post it.

[nkc8246]

(mars attacks type voice)

"Johnny, ...Find that guy, His name's Jimmy; You know what to do...You know what to do"

:lol

Eric the midget gets on my nerves sometimes but that "hit" vm he left Frotto was SO classic!!

It was awesome to hear it again!!

[HoldemHart]

I hope the play when Bubba came in and shocked Sal's and Richard's balls. That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

[nkc8246]

I hope the play when Bubba came in and shocked Sal's and Richard's balls. That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

"Ok Sal... Comin' down in 3...2...1" :lol

[HoldemHart]

"Ok Sal... Comin' down in 3...2...1" :lol

:lol:lol:lol Just reading that cracked me up....It's the "Comin' down" part I think.

[nkc8246]

:lol:lol:lol Just reading that cracked me up....It's the "Comin' down" part I think.

The Bubba delivery is pretty great plus the insane screaming that follows!!

"OMG that had to be set on 10!!"

[HoldemHart]

The Bubba delivery is pretty great plus the insane screaming that follows!!

"OMG that had to be set on 10!!"

Have you ever seen the Howard TV segment? It'll bring tears to your eyes.

[nkc8246]

Have you ever seen the Howard TV segment? It'll bring tears to your eyes.

:lol:lol Ya..I have!!

Oh man...you just got the visual replaying in my head and I can't stop laughing!!

[thom hudson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3-QJvCUt0&feature=related