Official Howard Stern Show discussion thread

[thom hudson]

classic :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7A2F5_M2A&feature=related

[hbktonyb]

Artie announcement will not be made today. Artie will be in on Monday and let everyone know whats going on...

[junior94]

I hope the play when Bubba came in and shocked Sal's and Richard's balls. That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

Am I the only one that simply doesn't like Bubba? And it's not even something I can necessarily put my finger on, and mind you I don't hold him anywhere near in the same regard as I do douchebag Ralph, but Bubba's just always rubbed me the wrong way, he seems like an egotistical blowhard. And that baldie producer partner of his always gets SO defensive anytime someone says the tiniest thing against their show, it seems.

[hbktonyb]

I think Bubba is pretty cool but I'm not a huge fan of his show...

As for Ralph, I love him!

[HoldemHart]

Artie announcement will not be made today. Artie will be in on Monday and let everyone know whats going on...

Hmm, I guess Howard wanted the exclusive. I thought for sure he was in rehab but if he's actually going to be on the show on Monday. I have a hard time believing he's going to rehab.

[HoldemHart]

Am I the only one that simply doesn't like Bubba? And it's not even something I can necessarily put my finger on, and mind you I don't hold him anywhere near in the same regard as I do douchebag Ralph, but Bubba's just always rubbed me the wrong way, he seems like an egotistical blowhard. And that baldie producer partner of his always gets SO defensive anytime someone says the tiniest thing against their show, it seems.

He's real hit or miss for me. I think the show can be pretty good for the most part but there are times when he tries to sell his shit too much, Bubbapolooza tickets, and he can talk about redneck shit too much as well (Nascar, etc.).

[thom hudson]

Am I the only one that simply doesn't like Bubba? And it's not even something I can necessarily put my finger on, and mind you I don't hold him anywhere near in the same regard as I do douchebag Ralph, but Bubba's just always rubbed me the wrong way, he seems like an egotistical blowhard. And that baldie producer partner of his always gets SO defensive anytime someone says the tiniest thing against their show, it seems.
can't stand him either.

[HoldemHart]

can't stand him either.

I think I may be partial because he's always talking about things going on in Tampa/Orlando area, which can be entertaining for me. I guess if I lived in NYC, I would have serious trouble finding some of the things they talk about entertaining.

I actually really like the producer, Brent, he definitly gets defensive over the show but the dude knows his shit about politics and whatnot.

[CrashDMB237]

Bubba, Brent and Spice were all cool dudes when they came up to NYC while I interned. I'm kinda impartial to their show, but at least they aren't douchebags.

Edit: And Heather is SMOKIN.

[HoldemHart]

Well I realize it's Page Six but looks like Art is in an outpatient rehab...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08062008/gossip/pagesix/rehab_for_stern_sidekick_123164.htm

[hbktonyb]

Poor Art...I really hope this helps him :(

[#41Mikenj]

Mabey Howard will get sick of his shit and give Jackie his job back!

[hbktonyb]

^I hope not

[HoldemHart]

Mabey Howard will get sick of his shit and give Jackie his job back!

There are about a million different people I'd rather have on the show besides Jackie.

[CrashDMB237]

Yup, Artie was in rehab. Thank God. He needed it. He's already out though. For his sake I wish he would have stayed in for a solid month and get himself at least halfway back to sane.

[HoldemHart]

Could this mean a reunion with Dana?

[hbktonyb]

I hope he and Daner rekindle.

[thom hudson]

ham hands' baba booey song is fucking great

[junior94]

Yup, Artie was in rehab. Thank God. He needed it. He's already out though. For his sake I wish he would have stayed in for a solid month and get himself at least halfway back to sane.

I'm really surprised to hear this. I mean, I'm definitely glad he did, just wonder what made him finally decide to after all this time.

Anyway, man Richard never ceases to amaze me. I'm just watching the segment where they're talking about the horror movie guy making a mold of Richard's cock. I just love his excuses, "It's not my fault, I get asked to do this stuff!" Yea, to which you can then say NO, you ridiculous closet case. Just admit it already :lol Of course I don't care if he's gay, I just wanna see him finally come clean about it.

[thom hudson]

I am on Youtube right now listening to random prank calls by Richard and Sal. I'm literally crying at my desk...:lol:lol:lol
The guy with the public access Yankees show is hysterical.

[HoldemHart]

I am on Youtube right now listening to random prank calls by Richard and Sal. I'm literally crying at my desk...:lol:lol:lol
The guy with the public access Yankees show is hysterical.

"I was feeling a little bit goofy"

[#41Mikenj]

There are about a million different people I'd rather have on the show besides Jackie.


your not alone in that, me I statred listening in '87 so I miss the old days.

Artie never did it for me.

[nkc8246]

I am on Youtube right now listening to random prank calls by Richard and Sal. I'm literally crying at my desk...:lol:lol:lol
The guy with the public access Yankees show is hysterical.

That dude cracks me up everytime!! He's always so over dramatic about everything!!

"You call again and I'm gonna give your # live on the air...212..." :lol

[thom hudson]

That dude cracks me up everytime!! He's always so over dramatic about everything!!

"You call again and I'm gonna give your # live on the air...212..." :lol
"I have a comment about Johnny Damon...How big is your cock?" :lol :lol

[Richard Belding]

are you chokin on some cum? (in richard's hick accent)

[HoldemHart]

Just listening to when George Takei gets in an argument with fake Arnold Schwarznegger. It's absolutely hilarious, the guy who does that voice is brilliant.

[hbktonyb]

I love when richard says 'eerrrr' after every sentence in a prank call.

My favorite is still either the public access call about the weather...i'm in tears laughing too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY_oQxI_eJE
"what about that barometric pressure"

or Ronnie's TOPLESS. You'll do it when you get here you'll do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhLulnRo7XI

[HoldemHart]

I love when richard says 'eerrrr' after every sentence in a prank call.

My favorite is still either the public access call about the weather...i'm in tears laughing too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY_oQxI_eJE
"what about that barometric pressure"

or Ronnie's TOPLESS. You'll do it when you get here you'll do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhLulnRo7XI

My favorite of all-time. T-O-P-L-E-S-S

[FunkyTeaParty]

Once you get here you'll do it.

[thom hudson]

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/08_37477.jpg

[hbktonyb]

Poor Art :(

Did anyone just hear the phony phone call from Richard where he calls someone from the Class of '58? I heard it before, but I just started dying laughing. He says his name is Ethel Blumpkin and his maiden name was Lipshits, then he starts mentioning everyone's name and how a giant lizard came into town. hahaha

[thom hudson]

Poor Art :(

Did anyone just hear the phony phone call from Richard where he calls someone from the Class of '58? I heard it before, but I just started dying laughing. He says his name is Ethel Blumpkin and his maiden name was Lipshits, then he starts mentioning everyone's name and how a giant lizard came into town. hahaha
:lol i heard that the other day

[hbktonyb]

Holy shit I was dying. You remember when Principal Stern put dynamite down Nurse Quivers' pants?

[HoldemHart]

I'm listening to the west coast feed right now and they're doing the news, Man I swear Howard's at his best when he just comments on current events. I had to shut my office door because I keep cracking up.

[nkc8246]

Just heard a vm on the replay from Richards dad:

"Hey Richard this is your dad...I guess we got a pet snapping turtle; We named him "snappy"; He's about 20lbs...Well, I guess I'll talk to you later"

:lol

[hbktonyb]

^:lol:lol

Richard's dad is the best.

[nkc8246]

^:lol:lol

Richard's dad is the best.

Haha...Ya He's great!! All that Taco Tico stuff too!! :lol

[hbktonyb]

'Our memories aren't what they used to be. Did you know Fred Norris is coming to the reunion? He put the snake in my panties freshman year. Oh and do you remember Artie Lange? He stuck the firecracker in Principle stern's peehole and his balls exploded all over Secretary Quivers' dress? What about Vice Principal Langford? He got bit by that warewolf. What about the librarian Lisa G?'

This may be my new favorite phone call.

[nkc8246]

^^^

That guy he called too was funny: "Ya I knew the Langford's" ..haha!

[hbktonyb]

I love Saget.

[HoldemHart]

^^ He was great on the show today. This week has had some great guests so far this week. I like Seth Rogan even more after his interview on Monday.

[hbktonyb]

Yeah me too. He's a cool guy

[HoldemHart]

What did Sal do to get disinvited to Howard's wedding, last I heard he got an invite and now Beth and Howard don't want him to go. What did I miss?

[hbktonyb]

I actually missed the 6:00 hour as well. Looking forward to 12:15 to find out.

I love when Howard and Artie do the Indian accent.

[hbktonyb]

Just got this off of SFN

sal presented a "theory" of his comprised of several elements. He said beth was marrying howard because of his money and success, howards highest priority in life, even higher than Beth was the show. and as such, subconciously howard invited sal because he knows sal will do something crazy at the wedding that would be could content for the show.

[HoldemHart]

Just got this off of SFN

sal presented a "theory" of his comprised of several elements. He said beth was marrying howard because of his money and success, howards highest priority in life, even higher than Beth was the show. and as such, subconciously howard invited sal because he knows sal will do something crazy at the wedding that would be could content for the show.

What a fucking moron. Was this when he was on the wrap up show or something?

[hbktonyb]

No it was this morning early on I guess. And Howard got really pissed.

[hbktonyb]

This Jack and Rod phone call w/ High Pitch is great. "Stop Fuckin Laughing!!!". "I'm going into sugar shock!!"

[HoldemHart]

Just heard Sal's theory, dude he is an absolute moron.

I thought it was great that the first call he took after dealing with Sal was Jeff the Drunk and he told him he'd rather have Jeff at the wedding than Sal.

[hbktonyb]

Yeah I just listened. What the fuck is wrong w/ that guy.

[hbktonyb]

Artie was on fire today. Best line of the day, when talking to the De'llabate boys: Jackson - "You are so racist". Artie - "That may be, and when I was your age, Howard was racist"...haha

So true...

[HoldemHart]

George Takai in the studio....hell yeah...

[thom hudson]

oh my

[HoldemHart]

Now I wish fake Arnold will call in....the first time he called in and talked to George was one of the funniest moments on Sirius to date.

[hbktonyb]

I love George!

[#41Mikenj]

is it live?

[HoldemHart]

^^ Yes, Indeed.

[hbktonyb]

We'll do it live! We'll do it live!!!

Artie is so funny this morning. Great lines during Howard's pre-nup convo w/ George.

Howard - "This isn't a fairy tale"
Artie - "Well George is a fairy, and he loves tail"

[nkc8246]

^^ :lol:lol

[HoldemHart]

Wow, Eric the Midget was exceptionally fired up today.....that shit is hilarious to me.

[HoldemHart]

I'm loving the karoake contest....Scott the Engineer wasn't half bad, you can tell he's been practicing.

[hbktonyb]

I thought Jason should have won, he put his heart into it!

Mad Dog Radio is coming to Sirius channel 123. He's hosting a 2-7 show. Scottie Ferrell should move to that channel and follow him. That would be great.

[HoldemHart]

I thought Jason should have won, he put his heart into it!

Mad Dog Radio is coming to Sirius channel 123. He's hosting a 2-7 show. Scottie Ferrell should move to that channel and follow him. That would be great.

:multi That's going to be awesome. Do you know when he starts?

[HoldemHart]

Did anyone hear the prank call when Artie called Pete's Pizza? Fucking brilliant.

[hbktonyb]

Yeah that was awesome!

Mad Dog starts Sept. 15. Howard in the morning, Dog in the afternoon. Great schedule.

[hbktonyb]

Brown Mound - Greatest Robin parody ever.

They were all singing it today, it was so funny

[HoldemHart]

After such an awful day...Dominic Barbaro's mayday call really cheered me up.

[hbktonyb]

Mayday Mayday Mayday

That was pretty funny. I could always count on Howard to cheer me up...

[HoldemHart]

I'm on fire....I'm on fire....The boat's on fire...

[nkc8246]

So Sad that today was George's last day :(

That bachelor party was insane :lol

[HoldemHart]

I wish George was on all the time. The show is just exponentially better when he's on.

"Oh my"

[hbktonyb]

Singing - "Caaash for gooooooooold is america's #1 gold buyer, and a direct refiner of preeeeeeecious metals!"

[nkc8246]

Singing - "Caaash for gooooooooold is america's #1 gold buyer, and a direct refiner of preeeeeeecious metals!"


:lol:lol Ever since he did that spot that gets stuck in my head WAY too often ...

:BANG and :lol at the same time!!!

[thom hudson]

Singing - "Caaash for gooooooooold is america's #1 gold buyer, and a direct refiner of preeeeeeecious metals!"
Just reading this post got it stuck in my head! :BANG

[nkc8246]

How about:

Singing: 1-800 M-A-T-T-R-E-S

Leave off the last S for savings!!!

Better!!??

[HoldemHart]

How about:

Singing: 1-800 M-A-T-T-R-E-S

Leave off the last S for savings!!!

Better!!??


You son of a bitch....

[nkc8246]

You son of a bitch....

:lol Had to man...sorry :cool

[hbktonyb]

Now they are both in my head!

Save the bees

[Mickey Carson]

I'm about meeting girls; I'm about meeting guys...

[HoldemHart]

Now they are both in my head!

Save the bees

See you at the Gorge my friend. :hump

[devilandthelord]

There was some talk yesterday about Howard talking about Leroi, but I don't think anything ever came of it.
Did you guys hear him say anything about Roi yesterday or anytime?

[HoldemHart]

I listened for it but didn't catch anything. No one on the show really cares for DMB so I'm not surprised.

[nkc8246]

Howard talked about him near the end of the show during Robin's news. He didn't really say anything about his feelings on Roi...He brought it up because Larry King read a story on CNN when it happened and Larry completely screwed it up.

Larry first said Roi was 66 instead of 46...then Larry said that Roi was in an a....tv accident (like a television) instead of ATV.

So Howard was actually busting on Larry King...it just so happened to be a story about Roi

[devilandthelord]

Oh I see.
I just wanted to make sure Howard wasn't disrespectful towards Roi or the band at this time.
Otherwise I might have to murder him.

[HoldemHart]

Oh I see.
I just wanted to make sure Howard wasn't disrespectful towards Roi or the band at this time.
Otherwise I might have to murder him.

I totally know what you mean. They've never had glowing reviews of DMB so I thought him or Artie would've had some smart ass comment.

[nkc8246]

Oh I see.
I just wanted to make sure Howard wasn't disrespectful towards Roi or the band at this time.
Otherwise I might have to murder him.

Not at all..they were just playing the Larry King audio and busting on him.

It was pretty dreadful how badly Larry screwed it up.

But Howard was totally cool in regards to Roi :cool

[hbktonyb]

Yeah, Howard made no bad comment towards Roi or DMB.

I wish Dave would go on Howard's show one day.

[hbktonyb]

See you at the Gorge my friend. :hump

Hell yeah! :bounce

[devilandthelord]

Yeah, Howard made no bad comment towards Roi or DMB.

I wish Dave would go on Howard's show one day.

Oh I don't know about that. We know Howard is no fan of Dave's and would probably try to verbally destroy him and the band.
I don't think Dave would take kindly to that. Maybe at first, but I think howard and co. would keep prodding him and he'd just become annoyed.
Also, Howard probably wouldn't want him on the show anyway.

[HoldemHart]

Oh I don't know about that. We know Howard is no fan of Dave's and would probably try to verbally destroy him and the band.
I don't think Dave would take kindly to that. Maybe at first, but I think howard and co. would keep prodding him and he'd just become annoyed.
Also, Howard probably wouldn't want him on the show anyway.

I think it's the other way around. With all the success Dave has had, what could possibly be gained by going on Stern.

I find it hard to believe that Howard wouldn't want the lead singer of one of the biggest bands in America on his show.

[hbktonyb]

Howard would no doubt want him on the show. Dave's been on the road for how many years, he would have a ton of questions. And I don't think for a second Howard would verbally destroy dave or the band. He's mentioned before that he doesn't know his music and he's not the biggest fan of this type of music, but he would respect him if he came in the stuido. And after the interview, he would become a fan of his.

[nkc8246]

Howard would no doubt want him on the show. Dave's been on the road for how many years, he would have a ton of questions. And I don't think for a second Howard would verbally destroy dave or the band. He's mentioned before that he doesn't know his music and he's not the biggest fan of this type of music, but he would respect him if he came in the stuido. And after the interview, he would become a fan of his.

:thumbsup I agree completely

[voiceofreason]

Did you guys ever hear the Marilyn Manson interview on Howard's show where he claimed that Dave came on to him in a Florida club? This was probably 10 years ago, but I remember it well. I only ask because no one I have ever asked remembers this but me.

Good to see Stern didn't make fun of LeRoi.

[Ascf33]

I bet he would focus alot on the shit dumping incident tho...

[fleckhead]

I bet he would focus alot on the shit dumping incident tho...

when that happened, Artie made a joke about it.

Robin was reading the news, and mentioned the bus dropping crap on a boat and Artie said something like "it was probably their songs".

it was something like that, and i'm sure i butchered it, but it was a while ago.

[hbktonyb]

I pissed on a girl and I liked it! haha thats another song I can't get out of my head.

oh and


















cash for gooooooooooooooooooooold is america's number one gold buyer, and a direct refiner of













preciouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus medals

[junior94]

New torrents for Howard TV have been very few and far between lately (on open sites, anyway) so I haven't been keeping up with the show too good at all -- they've had not too many, if at all, Sybian rides over the last few months, haven't they?

Now maybe that's somewhat by design, I don't know, I have heard plenty of fans talk about it getting to be old even well before now. But I think it's always pretty much been a thing that's much better geared for HTV, I probably would rarely see the appeal looking at it strictly from the radio side.

[junior94]

Anyone with Howard TV see this yet?

partly NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSA7JfG7qbc

From a segment tagged "The Lost Interviews". Especially because my initial guess because of the other 2 parts had to do with a hypnosis kind of bit, I confess it did take me a little while to fully realize what exactly was going on here :p

[nkc8246]

Back live today :monkey

I thought they would be off the whole week because of the holiday

[hbktonyb]

So glad they are back. Long show today too.

[nkc8246]

I missed the whole first half of the show because I thought they were off.

Listening to the replay now...this Howard beer pong story is classic :lol:lol

[HoldemHart]

I wish Ben Stern would call in like once a week to give his synopsis on politics, it's brilliant.

[hbktonyb]

Howard's impressions of them are the best.

[HoldemHart]

I wish Brad Garrett would answer one fucking question, his schtick is getting old.

[Ascf33]

yeah he was a terrible interview this morning.

[hbktonyb]

Hopefully that is the last time he is on the show.

I love hearing Howard talk about football, calling the 2 minute drill a "blitz"

[hbktonyb]

I'm biased b/c I love Chris Russo, but I thought that interview was awesome. It was great hearing Mad Dog curse, talk about masturbation, etc...

Finally have a good show to listen to in the afternoon! I want them to add it to their internet radio.

[HoldemHart]

I'm biased b/c I love Chris Russo, but I thought that interview was awesome. It was great hearing Mad Dog curse, talk about masturbation, etc...

Finally have a good show to listen to in the afternoon! I want them to add it to their internet radio.

I'm in the same boat, I've always been a fan and I thought he was terrific. Hearing him cuss was amazing.

Said it before, I'll say it again...I'm stoked the Mad Dog is on Sirius, definite upgrade.

[thom hudson]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/fnc420boo/ObamaBooey.jpg

:lol

[HoldemHart]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/fnc420boo/ObamaBooey.jpg

:lol

God damn some people are great with photoshop.

[hbktonyb]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/fnc420boo/ObamaBooey.jpg

:lol

That is genius, I may make that my avatar

[Ascf33]

Mad Dog was awesome this morning.

[HoldemHart]

Ernest Borgnine was great too. Damn I wish I'm that quick witted when i'm 91

[junior94]

I wish Brad Garrett would answer one fucking question, his schtick is getting old.

They actually bothered to have him on again? Good lord :rolleyes

I've found over the years I really don't like Brad Garrett at all. In my view from what I ever saw from Raymond was that he basically played a retarded Herman Munster. His Fox sitcom looked painfully bad from the first TV spot I saw a couple years ago (though the girl that played the young neighbor wife was impossibly hot).

Just seems like one of those guys who tries too hard to be funny. He's annoying.

[HoldemHart]

Rev. Bob Levi vs. Danny Bonaduce, who ya got?

[nkc8246]

Rev. Bob Levi vs. Danny Bonaduce, who ya got?

I think its funny that Artie is going with Bob...but I just don't see him winning.

Bonaduce was just on Bubba talking trash...it was great!!

[HoldemHart]

I think its funny that Artie is going with Bob...but I just don't see him winning.

Bonaduce was just on Bubba talking trash...it was great!!

That's what prompted my question. I fucking love Bonaduce, there's something about the guy that fascinates me.

Levi is a strungout, old man- I'm thinking Bonaduce could easily whoop his ass. That is of course assuming this whole thing isn't a sham, which it probably is.

[hbktonyb]

I'm w/ Artie. Levi FTW!

[HoldemHart]

Levi and Bonaduce in the studio, this shit is ridiculous...

[nkc8246]

Levi and Bonaduce in the studio, this shit is ridiculous...

:lol Howard should ask Bob to spell K.O. !!!

[fatcat]

I just found this forum and LOVE that there are so many Howard fans here.

Levi all the way ... gotta root for the underdog!

[HoldemHart]

I can't wait to hear Ralph's lie detector test, he's so full of shit.

[HoldemHart]

I just found this forum and LOVE that there are so many Howard fans here.

Levi all the way ... gotta root for the underdog!

Welcome to the thread!!

[HoldemHart]

Who's this Hunter guy? The dude who's in Afghanistan? How is he associated with the show?

[nkc8246]

Who's this Hunter guy? The dude who's in Afghanistan? How is he associated with the show?

I got that he is associated with Ralph and thats how Howard knows him...

I don't recall him ever being part of a bit or anything

[HoldemHart]

Chris Rock's brother ain't at all that funny in my opinion.

[HoldemHart]

Ugh Perez Hilton is on the show today...I hate that fucking guy.

[hbktonyb]

A few things about the show. Benji is absolutely hilarious. I was dying hearing him scream out Lucas De'llabate. And Sal & Richard's cnn clip is on youtube.

I usually love all segments of the show, but that Beth O segment was the worst thing I've ever heard on the show. I was bored to tears.

[HoldemHart]

A few things about the show. Benji is absolutely hilarious. I was dying hearing him scream out Lucas De'llabate. And Sal & Richard's cnn clip is on youtube.

I usually love all segments of the show, but that Beth O segment was the worst thing I've ever heard on the show. I was bored to tears.

Oh shit, is she selling magazine subscriptions again?

[Ascf33]

ZERO point ZERO

[hbktonyb]

She is promoting her charity run. Wow it was brutal.

[HoldemHart]

This Beth O interview is so fucking long...

[Ascf33]

Did they talk about Benjy being arrested at all today?

[HoldemHart]

yeah....I think they talked about it at around 9.

[hbktonyb]

talking about it now on the wus.

Disorderly conduct.

[HoldemHart]

Robin...your butt cheeks was warm...

[nkc8246]

Robin...your butt cheeks was warm...

:lol The phony phone call with him calling the flower shop gets me everytime!!

[HoldemHart]

:lol The phony phone call with him calling the flower shop gets me everytime!!

That one is epic...I love when she says "Your butt was warm" and he quickly corrects her "Your butt cheeks was warm". Cracks me up everytime, I can't believe how long she stays on the line.

[foosball]

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1488655367?bclid=1155254697&bctid=1799837606

Richard and Sal:)

[HoldemHart]

Chevy Chase was great today, probably one of the better guests in a while.

[HoldemHart]

Wow....Brooke Hogan is a fucking idiot, how do you not know Obama's first name at this point?

[hbktonyb]

Good show today. I liked Brooke Hogan, and loved Chevy.

Did anyone see the Benji "Lucas Dellabate" video? I was dying.

[hbktonyb]

Lucas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOPcTFI69kY

[HoldemHart]

It's good to see Benji acting a fool again. I think it's hilarious that the Sal and Richard video was the most viewed video on youtube yesterday, good for them.

[hbktonyb]

I love Sal, Richard, and Benji's humor. hilarious. The best is Sanjaya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdTmGVJMsls

Richard and Sal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnarVKH0-iI

[HoldemHart]

They really need to stop bringing in Will the Farter.....once was enough....

[HoldemHart]

Blue Iris's phony phone calls are fucking hilarious...

[HoldemHart]

Chris Rock is fucking brilliant.....he's freaking Howard the fuck out

[junior94]

I haven't watched the whole segment yet, but the HTV of "Guess Who Slept With Artie" game, the girl with the jet black hair.... holy shit, she was cute as hell. Umm could I have her at least pretend to sleep with me, too? (and ya know, we could just actually do it to avoid any confusion :D

[HoldemHart]

Howard:"What do you think about the Sarah Palin choice?"

Chris: "I thought Al Davis made the pick"

:lol:lol

[nkc8246]

Howard:"What do you think about the Sarah Palin choice?"

Chris: "I thought Al Davis made the pick"

:lol:lol


Rock was completely awesome as always today!! Loved it :thumbsup

[junior94]

Holy shit... okay I'm sorry, I know this is rather old to you guys at this point, but I was just taking a look at the segment of the Levy & Bonaduce fight -- I had no idea, they said it went down at a place in Broomall, PA. Hell that's like less than a 10 minute drive from me. Probably right down the street or something from my pain management doctor. wow.

[nkc8246]

Holy shit... okay I'm sorry, I know this is rather old to you guys at this point, but I was just taking a look at the segment of the Levy & Bonaduce fight -- I had no idea, they said it went down at a place in Broomall, PA. Hell that's like less than a 10 minute drive from me. Probably right down the street or something from my pain management doctor. wow.

This would have been valuable information for Levy to have :lol

[hbktonyb]

I can't wait to hear the Chris Rock segment.

JD is radio gold.

[hbktonyb]

Earl phone phone call!

Anyone hear it? i'm dying right now!

[nkc8246]

Earl phone phone call!

Anyone hear it? i'm dying right now!

I heard it too!! Absolute classic!

This Norm interview is awesome today. I could listen to him talk all day :lol

Plus the dynamic between him and Artie is great!

[CrashDMB237]

Howard:"What do you think about the Sarah Palin choice?"

Chris: "I thought Al Davis made the pick"

:lol:lol

Knowing Howard, he probably had NO idea that that joke was about :lol

[HoldemHart]

Knowing Howard, he probably had NO idea that that joke was about :lol

There is no way he knew what he was talking about but Artie was laughing his ass off.

[HoldemHart]

Line of the day when talking about the Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansen from Artie...."Fuck em, I'm on Team Morrissette"

[Ascf33]

Iron Sheik had me dying on the drive into work today.

[nkc8246]

I loved Ben Stern calling in today too!! I love his political rants!!!

Ben Stern = Radio Gold

[HoldemHart]

I loved Ben Stern calling in today too!! I love his political rants!!!

Ben Stern = Radio Gold

I think they should give him his own show to talk about current events once a month. He's fucking brilliant...

[hbktonyb]

Listening to Ben Stern talk, I can't believe he is almost 85.

[nkc8246]

I think they should give him his own show to talk about current events once a month. He's fucking brilliant...

I agree..I'd listen for sure!!

Speaking of which..remember like a week or so ago Howard was talking about having to have a conversation with Ben about installing an isdn in his house.
Did that ever happen? I don't remember it actually happening.

[HoldemHart]

I agree..I'd listen for sure!!

Speaking of which..remember like a week or so ago Howard was talking about having to have a conversation with Ben about installing an isdn in his house.
Did that ever happen? I don't remember it actually happening.

I don't think so, I'm pissed I was really looking forward to that.

[HoldemHart]

Anyone have any idea how much money Fred, Artie, and Robin make?

[hbktonyb]

No, I don't. But if I had to guess:

Robin - $3 M
Artie - $600K
Fred - $500K

[Richard Belding]

i can't imagine fred not making at least a mil by now. howard had to have looked out for his pals before making the move

[DMBBeav]

i can't imagine fred not making at least a mil by now. howard had to have looked out for his pals before making the move

What makes you say that? I am a Stern loyalist and clearly Howard has an internal switch where people get paid what their worth when the money is coming from the wallet. Sorry, the fact he wants to put Riley Martin on the air but claims the $500 is enough when you consider everything else shows he will not bend over to pay others.

If I had to guess:

Robin: $2 million(she shares the same agent as Howard)
Artie: $1 million(they said this in the past year...something about if Artie is happy with what he gets and Artie said I get a million)
Fred: $500k(yes, that much less than Artie)

[Richard Belding]

What makes you say that? I am a Stern loyalist and clearly Howard has an internal switch where people get paid what their worth when the money is coming from the wallet. Sorry, the fact he wants to put Riley Martin on the air but claims the $500 is enough when you consider everything else shows he will not bend over to pay others.

If I had to guess:

Robin: $2 million(she shares the same agent as Howard)
Artie: $1 million(they said this in the past year...something about if Artie is happy with what he gets and Artie said I get a million)
Fred: $500k(yes, that much less than Artie)


i don't know if you heard one day when they were talking about if they had enough saved up to retire that day and howard, artie, robin, and gary said they did but they were all really surprised when fred said no. that made me think he made more than 500k but that's just me. plus i think he's worth more than that and i think howard knows how important he is to the show.

[Mickey Carson]

What makes you say that? I am a Stern loyalist and clearly Howard has an internal switch where people get paid what their worth when the money is coming from the wallet. Sorry, the fact he wants to put Riley Martin on the air but claims the $500 is enough when you consider everything else shows he will not bend over to pay others.

If I had to guess:

Robin: $2 million(she shares the same agent as Howard)
Artie: $1 million(they said this in the past year...something about if Artie is happy with what he gets and Artie said I get a million)
Fred: $500k(yes, that much less than Artie)
These numbers are what I would guess as well.

Gary is in the 500k-1mil range also.

[CamCam176]

The Bob and Tom show is 100x better than this garbage.

[fleckhead]

The Bob and Tom show is 100x better than this garbage.
is it?

[Ascf33]

Funny this morning.

[Beefsteak1138]

The Bob and Tom show is 100x better than this garbage.

Bob and Tom. :lol

[HoldemHart]

Why don't the people that hate stern make a thread about the jerkoff morning guys they listen to, rather than come in here and troll?

[Ascf33]

The We're Not Gonna Take It shit this morning had me rolling.

[Beefsteak1138]

Why don't the people that hate stern make a thread about the jerkoff morning guys they listen to, rather than come in here and troll?

Because no one would post in their crappy, dime-a-dozen, morning show thread.

[hbktonyb]

today's news is freakin hilarious. artie and howard going back and forth with the indian accent, i'm in tears.

[HoldemHart]

Holy shit, this whole Eric the Midget Real Doll controversy is hilarious...I love how Howard pushes his buttons.

[hbktonyb]

Howard: "What are you talking about Eric, it isn't really you. Its just a little midget doll with bushy eyebrows, claw hands, dyed hair, blotchy skin, and a gaping asshole"

hahahah, Howard and Artie have been on fire this week.

[HoldemHart]

The Members of Twisted Sister Now Willing to Take It

[junior94]

For anyone in here who doesn't have Howard TV, well I recommend you DL'ing the torrent rip of the Norm interview, because you simply have to see his coffee spit-take to believe it. I swear to god it was genuine, and probably the funniest spit-take I've ever seen. I'd edit out just that little part of the video I've got and put it up on YT if I didn't think it was likely to get taken down soon and my account possibly shut off (I've already had some others blocked).

[nkc8246]

The Members of Twisted Sister Now Willing to Take It

:lol Great Onion mention!!

[HoldemHart]

Artie and Howard were absolutely on fire during the news today....

[hbktonyb]

I love the news when it was like today. Instead of Howard rushing it

[HoldemHart]

Anything else robin?

[hbktonyb]

Howard to ETM: "You can't sue me for naming a doll ETM."
Robin: "Yeah, I have a cat named Jennifer Anniston"
Artie: "And I name my cock Thor, he can't sue me".

Wow they really are on fiaaaaaaa

[junior94]

For anyone in here who doesn't have Howard TV, well I recommend you DL'ing the torrent rip of the Norm interview, because you simply have to see his coffee spit-take to believe it. I swear to god it was genuine, and probably the funniest spit-take I've ever seen. I'd edit out just that little part of the video I've got and put it up on YT if I didn't think it was likely to get taken down soon and my account possibly shut off (I've already had some others blocked).

Also speaking of the Norm interview, not actually having Sirius I didn't listen to the original audio of the segment, but I'm assuming that Howard really did hit the dump button on when Norm said aloud the name of the bookie in his and Artie's old gambling story that was told toward the very end. Just FYI, for HTV the audio was there just like normal, you heard Norm say the name "Fran", I think it was.

[HoldemHart]

Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck?

[Beefsteak1138]

So, I have XM. When can I hear Stern?

[hbktonyb]

I think he is debuting on XM in a couple weeks, but it will be an extra 4 bucks.

[Beefsteak1138]

I think he is debuting on XM in a couple weeks, but it will be an extra 4 bucks.

Sweet. Definitely worth it.

[nkc8246]

Sweet. Definitely worth it.


You should be able to get the full story here:

http://www.xmradio.com/bestofsirius/index.xmc

[nkc8246]

:lol I love this mexican delivery guy game!!!

[Beefsteak1138]

You should be able to get the full story here:

http://www.xmradio.com/bestofsirius/index.xmc

Thanks. It sounds like you can get him now if you sign up for the Best of Sirius package.

[HoldemHart]

:lol I love this mexican delivery guy game!!!

:thumbsup One of my personal favs.

[HoldemHart]

Howard has totally flipped from McCain to Obama over the last few weeks. I didn't think there was a chance in hell he was voting for Obama before the Palin pick.

[nkc8246]

Howard has totally flipped from McCain to Obama over the last few weeks. I didn't think there was a chance in hell he was voting for Obama before the Palin pick.

Ya...He is freaked the hell out by Palin

[CrashDMB237]

Well if there's one thing I learned about Howard while I was there it's that you can change his mind in a heartbeat. He went from I'll never ever be tied down again, to having a girlfriend, to being engaged. McCain to Obama. Palin to Biden. We'd be in meetings and he'd completely shoot down one idea, then go back to it and say he loves it.

But honestly, who can blame him for THIS switch?

[hbktonyb]

I'm kinda freaked the hell out by Palin too!

FYI - Next week Howard is off. He is getting married this weekend, then honeymoon. I don't know why SiriusXM decided to debut his show on XM during the week he is going to be off!

[HoldemHart]

^^Any idea what the programming will be?

[HoldemHart]

I've always wondered what the Mexican Delivery guys say when they get back to the restaurant? I'm sure their bosses think they're full of shit.

[HoldemHart]

Man Steve Langford can be a real prick sometimes. I don't think anyone on the show actually likes the guy.

[CrashDMB237]

I loved Langford! He was always the most awkward dude in the world and had a mic in your face everywhere you walked. I can easily see how people who DO have mics in their faces all the time can be annoyed with Langford when he does it on top of all that.

[junior94]

Dude for me he's up there in the creepy territory along with Richard. What blows my mind about Langford is, you just know that he sincerely thinks that what he's reporting on is the absolutely most important crucial news story that is being told in the world at that time, that like Dan Rather is a true contemporary of his :lol

[nkc8246]

I've always wondered what the Mexican Delivery guys say when they get back to the restaurant? I'm sure their bosses think they're full of shit.

:lol You know, I have never thought about that but now that you say it...It makes the bit even funnier for me!!!

Thanks!!!

[hbktonyb]

Steve Langford has a huge penis....

penis, penis
penis, penis
penis, penis
penis, penis

[HoldemHart]

Looks like today is the day for Howard...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10032008/gossip/pagesix/hubby_howard_131882.htm

I hope they have a good special on next week.

[HoldemHart]

Love hearing the replay of Artie's story from Letterman. It's hilarious and cringe worthy at the same time.

[HoldemHart]

Grandma Caprio= My favorite voice Howard does

[hbktonyb]

I like either Grandma Caprio, or his parents.

[nkc8246]

I like either Grandma Caprio, or his parents.

The best imo :thumbsup

[hbktonyb]

Anyone know anything about stock? I see Sirius is now down to .48 cents. Does this mean it is going out of business?

[HoldemHart]

So are these full shows today? Or are they best of bits?

[nkc8246]

^^ I'm not sure.

Yesterday was a full show so I'm guessing it is today too.

The Artie/Teddy fight is still epic hearing it back :lol

[HoldemHart]

Is that what show this is? Nice, I'm listening to the West Coast Feed.

Haven't it heard this is a while.

[nkc8246]

Ya...I'm on 100 and the fight just ended so you have a while yet before it happens on 101.

[HoldemHart]

I wish that one of the weeks that they were on vacation that they'd play the tapes from their first week on Sirius, instead of these random shows.

[nkc8246]

I wish that one of the weeks that they were on vacation that they'd play the tapes from their first week on Sirius, instead of these random shows.

I remember they had that bs pact going about not saying "F" at the beginning.

What did it last...like a few hours :lol

[HoldemHart]

I just want to hear those Pat O'Brien clips again...God that was the greatest, hearing those unedited for the first time.

[nkc8246]

^^^ Those do need another play for sure!!!

Haha... "Just wink at me if you're into it"

Man I'm remembering that call Richard did now with Pat's voice and the phone sex operator! :lol

[HoldemHart]

:thumbsup Artie Roast today, good stuff, Sal absolutely kills.

[fatcat]

:thumbsup Artie Roast today, good stuff, Sal absolutely kills.

I had forgotten how awesome Richard's song "When I fingered Artie's Dad" was ... classic!

[HoldemHart]

Holy Shit...that's probably the funniest Colin Quinn has ever been.

[hbktonyb]

Colin Quinn was hilarious, his best line:

Ronnie, you're not a limo driver. You look more like the statue for the world's best limo driver. I was dying

[nkc8246]

Colin Quinn was hilarious, his best line:

Ronnie, you're not a limo driver. You look more like the statue for the world's best limo driver. I was dying

:lol:lol That one got me too!!

Right up there with (I think it was Artie that made the joke at another roast) about Ronnie having a lot in common with Minnie Driver because he is one!!

[nkc8246]

I know that fridays are usually "Best of the Week" shows but I think its stupid they are doing that today!!

Why wouldn't they play another full classic show like they have the whole rest of this week??

[Beefsteak1138]

Just got Stern again after a year of giving up Sirius for XM. Can't wait to listen.

[Ascf33]

Today is a "best of the week" show on a week that was a "best of Howard on Sirius"... :freak

[hbktonyb]

Today is a "best of the week" show on a week that was a "best of Howard on Sirius"... :freak

That is seriously weak. Sometimes their programming guys are so lazy. Is it that hard to give us another 'best of sirius' episode? How about Gary being bored in vegas, replay that!

[jas230314]

cant wait for them to be back on, monday right??

[nkc8246]

This Who knows Howard Best game has the potential to be EPIC!!

Its about to start...can't wait!!!

[HoldemHart]

This Who knows Howard Best game has the potential to be EPIC!!

Its about to start...can't wait!!!

:hump Couldn't agree more

[nkc8246]

question: other than Beth who is howards best friend?

answer from howards parents: your mother :lol

seriously though I cant believe the answer was ralph :BANG

[hbktonyb]

I love Ralph. I love howard's parents.

But Beth is terrible on the radio, so freakin boring.

[HoldemHart]

I love Ralph. I love howard's parents.

But Beth is terrible on the radio, so freakin boring.

:thumbsup I'm glad that the kept her quiet for the most part, all she does is kissass it gets really old.

[HoldemHart]

Ben Stern is my fucking hero, everything he says is radio gold.

[nkc8246]

Ben Stern is my fucking hero, everything he says is radio gold.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[HoldemHart]

Damn, Robin threw Jimmy Florentine right under the bus. I thought it was great that the scroll on my s50 said "Florentine Fallout".

[hbktonyb]

So a Stern roast this January? I'm down.

[nkc8246]

So a Stern roast this January? I'm down.

Me Too!!! :monkey

[hbktonyb]

Hopefully they make it huge...and do it in Vegas! Wel'l have to take an Ants Stern Fans trip! lol

[HoldemHart]

Not going to lie, I was never a Christian Slater fan before... I now am, what an interview.

[hbktonyb]

I officially love Christian Slater.

[nkc8246]

:lol:lol This Sour Shoes stuff pranking Langford is GOLD!!!!!

[hbktonyb]

THey are on fire again during the news! I love news segments like this. Hopefully Howard keeps this happy streak going.

Wonder what he was talking about with the whole terrestrial radio thing and "something big" next year??

[jonw757]

Damn it I missed yesterday, didnt even think he would be live this week

[HoldemHart]

What's everyone's guess about the big news Howard has for next year? God I hope he's re-signing.

[nkc8246]

What's everyone's guess about the big news Howard has for next year? God I hope he's re-signing.

That is what I was speculating myself...especially since it came up in reply to terrestrial radio media outlets still trying to discredit him...

It was like he had a "You ain't seen nothing yet" type attitude!

That can only be a good thing for us as fans!!