misquote the person above you

[taphntm]

Yes, another game.

Tomorrow I'm going to fly on an airplane.

[taphntm]

Tomorrow I'm going to die on an airplane.

I am so sorry.

[saygdbye4134]

Yes, another game.

Tomorrow I'm going to fly on an airplane.



I'm an incognito terrorist.

[emsketch]

I am so slutty.
I think I like this game.

[saygdbye4134]

dude i really don't know if i did that right. im a bit confused.

[tdowe99]

I think I like it in the butt.
Well, if you say so. ;)

[emsketch]

Suck dick, if you say so. ;)

This thread makes me laugh.

[taphntm]

I'm an incognito terrorist.
I'm just going to leave that one the way it is :lol :lol :lol

[saygdbye4134]

Well, if you say no, i'm still gonna give you a reach around ;)


hahahaha

[taphntm]

Large apricots make me laugh.

yeah...

[saygdbye4134]

I'm just going to leave that one the way it is :lol :lol :lol


hahahahahhahha, boy is my face red.

[emsketch]

hahahahahhahha, boy is my dick red.
Yippie! I love this thread! :lol

[saygdbye4134]

Yippie! I love double penetration! :lol


really now?

[tdowe99]

Do me now!
I can see this thread isn't gonna get out of the gutter.

[emsketch]

I can see my girlfriend isn't gonna get out of the gutter.
What would be the point?

[tdowe99]

Wanna smoke a joint?
Puff puff pass.

[saygdbye4134]

Why even lube up? What would be the point?

my thoughts exactly.

[emsketch]

my thoughts exactly, since I am a major perv.
Nothing wrong with that!

[taphntm]

I am like an invertebrate, but I am actually an inbrainebrate.

Aww, it's ok.

[emsketch]

Aww,don;t even try to tell yourself it is ok, cause it will never be ok.

Eric is the shit!

[tdowe99]

Eric, I eat shit.
Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair.

[monkeydave]

I would suck your :lol cock,but
What would be the point?



i dunno

[saygdbye4134]

Wanna see my new tat!


sure do gangsta!

[il bacio dolce]

And I hate your guts.
Well that wasn't very nice!

[il bacio dolce]

This isn't working.

[emsketch]

Well the hard core anal last night wasn't very nice!
Too much information! :lol

[tdowe99]

I'm not jerking.
Don't want to be a fluffer, eh?

[emsketch]

Don't want me to be your fluffer, eh?

That is a very personal question!

[tdowe99]

Can I ask you a very personal question?
Go ahead, make my day.

[emsketch]

Go ahead, ream me hard.

You seem to like it rough.

[tdowe99]

I like to do it in the rough.
Not on the green? Or the fairway?

[emsketch]

Should my junk be green?
You might want to see a doctor about that.

[taphntm]

I have fantasies about golf gaters.
TMI...

[tdowe99]

Touch Me Inside...

Did we really run out of things to say?

[emsketch]

Did we really run out of beer and porn?
That would be a tragedy!

[taphntm]

I am very naked!

One more reason I am scared.

[clemson357]

I can see your pubic hair.


why would you look?

[emsketch]

I dont have pubic hair.
Really, by choice?

[OlivePoet]

Really? I can put a penis in that?
Man, I feel like I'm home! :lol

[emsketch]

Man, I feel like I'm a whore :lol
No one thinks that of you! :p

[OlivePoet]

I turn down sex to no one! :p
You and I are a lot alike!

[OlivePoet]

That didn't taste right.
Maybe you didn't baby wipe that dick first! :lol

[emsketch]

You and I are gonna make out at Farm Aid.
Looking foward to it! :p

[OlivePoet]

Looking for my doubleheaded dildo! :p
Me too!

[taphntm]

mamamamamamamamama buuuu... *drools*

I seem to have that effect on you.

[emsketch]

I seem to have a fungus.
That is really gross.

[OlivePoet]

My undies are really gooey.
OH YEAH! <KoolAid man voice> :hump

[41ravens]

I seem to have misplaced my pants.

So did I.

I like this thread.

[emsketch]

I have a void that needs to be filled!! <KoolAid man voice> :hump

Nice KoolAid man voice! Sexy!

[nonewdirections]

I think the KoolAid man is kinda cute. :hump

Seriously? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.

[AlpineValley804]

My shit looks really gross.

Why would you look at that?

[OlivePoet]

Seriously? Beauty is in the eye of the buttfucker I guess.
I dunno, as a butttaker, I find it beautiful too.

[emsketch]

Seriously? I once took it in the butt.
Did it hurt?

[nonewdirections]

Why would you look at that? I know I do all the time, but why would you?

Double-standard dude.

[nonewdirections]

Did it hurt? Why would you ask me such a thing, of course it hurt! And it bled ... a lot.

I'm really sorry I asked.

[emsketch]

Double headed dildo dude.
Wow, you have one too?

[taphntm]

I refuse to stop saying perverted things for the rest of my life.
p.s. I want to have Eric's manchild

How can I assist?

[emsketch]

I'm really sorry I'm naked.
Well put some damn clothes on then!

[OlivePoet]

How can I convince another man to sleep with me?
It's very easy, trust me.

[OlivePoet]

Well put that damn strap-on then!
Yes Mistress.

[emsketch]

I'm very easy, trust me.
I have heard that about you.

[41ravens]

I'm very easy, trust Adam.

Have we met?

[taphntm]

Let me help you get the lubricant on then!

Too easy

[AlpineValley804]

I'm very easy, trust me.

Well someone has self-esteem issues.

[emsketch]

Yes Mistress.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Sorry, just had to laugh at that one!

[AlpineValley804]

(Holy shit! Three people thinking the same thing.)

[emsketch]

Too much lube and things slide in too easy, you need a little friction.

Really, tell us all about it.

[taphntm]

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Sorry, I am a pompus idiot!

whew, don't be so harsh

[emsketch]

(Holy shit! Three people :hump the same thing.)
Great minds think alike.

[OlivePoet]

(Holy shit! Three people thinking the same thing.)
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
My reputation preceeds me!

[emsketch]

whew, don't be so harsh, I am such a delicate flower
Awww, thats so sweet.

[emsketch]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
My reputation and my gigantic strap on preceeds me!
You sure do get around.

[OlivePoet]

Awww, thats makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth.
:eek So heartless!

[41ravens]

Awww, thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

That was kinda mean.

[OlivePoet]

I sure do get around.
And HOW!

[41ravens]

Haha, throw up in my mouth was better.

[emsketch]

:eek Where the hell are my pants?!?!?
were you wearing them when you got here?

[taphntm]

You are not a pompus idiot.
I know she's not. I am so sorry :lorraine

[alphatabs]

I know she's hot. I am so horny :hump

You are a man that knows your ladies.

[cptnhansel]

I didn't know she's not 18. I am SO sorry :lorraine

But's its okay, right?

[emsketch]

I know she's not. She is the coolest biatch around!! :lorraine
You say such nice things.

[41ravens]

I know she's hot and it makes me so horny :lorraine

Wow...

[emsketch]

I am a man that knows his venereal diseases.
Have you had all of them?

[AlpineValley804]

was i wearing them when you got here?

Let's forget he ever asked.

[OlivePoet]

why are you wearing my underwear on your head?
It feels good.

[emsketch]

Wow...I am gassy.
This is just one more thread that I am going to become addicted to!

[emsketch]

It feels good when I touch my uh-oh spots.
I bet you do that alot.

[41ravens]

This is just one more man that I am going to become attracted to!

Even with the gas?

[AlpineValley804]

That is just one more bodily function that I am going to become addicted to!

More information that I needed to know.

[emsketch]

Does this look infected?
Looks bad to me!

[taphntm]

I just smoked a big bowl of pot.

That explains a lot.

[OlivePoet]

Looks like I have something new to masturbate to tonight!
:p

OK, I have my crush coming over, catch ya'll later.
:hug
:hump

[emsketch]

I am a strange little man.
I need to escape from this thread for a while.

[emsketch]

:p

OK, I have my crush coming over,and I plan on riding him hard and putting him up wet!!! catch ya'll later.
:hug
:hump
Get some Heater!!!! :hump :hump :hump

[41ravens]

:p

I kid you not, I shit a squirrell...and I'll be damned the thing was still alive!
:hug
:hump

Oh, Olive, I'm sorry...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

[AlpineValley804]

Oh, Olive, I'm sorry...I think I ate your dick.

You better have given him a good tip.

[emsketch]

Oh, Olive, I'm sorry...I think I ate your sweet girly parts.
I really don't think she would mind.

[41ravens]

Do you think I could join?.

Sure, what the hell. There's plenty of me to go around.

[emsketch]

You better have given him a hand job first!
It is the least she could do.

[tdowe99]

I get around.
That's what it says on bathroom wall.


P.S. Alpine, get on AIM. :)

[OlivePoet]

You better have given him a good tip.
<------------HAS A VAGINA

[emsketch]

Hello, my name is Adam, and I just put myself in the middle of some girl on girl action....SWEET!!!
You wish!

[emsketch]

<------------HAS A GAPING VAGINA
Sorry, but you walked right into it.

[41ravens]

That's what I wrote on bathroom wall.


P.S. Alpine, get on AIM. :)

Dude...not cool.

[AlpineValley804]

P.S. Alpine, get on top. :)

Uhhh..no.

[emsketch]

Dude on dude action is so cool.
Are you into that kinda stuff?

[41ravens]

Weren't we going to have a threesome?

You need to calm down about that...I don't even know you.

[taphntm]

Uhhh..no.
p.s. I am always on the bottom

well, whatever your preferences are

[tdowe99]

I'm tri-sexual... I'll try anything once (or twice!).

Always the life of the party.

[emsketch]

Dammit woman, you know it takes be 2 hours before I am ready to go again!
2 hours for 10 minutes, dont think it is worth it.

[41ravens]

2 hours for 10 minutes, dont think it is worth it.

Hahaha, 10 minutes. :freak

[tdowe99]

I last 10 hours.
You should be a porn star.

[emsketch]

Hahaha, 10 minutes.... I wish I could last 10 minutes, try 2. :freak
That is very sad, but thank you for sharing.

[emsketch]

You look like this porn star I once met.
A dude or a chick?

[tdowe99]

I do both dudes and chicks
Got any vids? ;)

[emsketch]

Wanna know why there is a dalmation on my avatar? ;)
Umm, probably not.

[41ravens]

Got any stds? ;)

I was wondering the same thing.

[AlpineValley804]

Have you see any of my vids? ;)

I'd love to see a link!

[Steelers36]

I've got VD ;)

Thats why you wrap your sword.

[41ravens]

This is a chat thread already. That was quick.

[kristinmartin]

I'd love to see your vagina!

Wow thats kind of personal!

[emsketch]

This is a chat thread already. That was quick. But not a quick as me!!
We all know, stop talking about it!

[tdowe99]

I'd love to see the kink!
Would you now?!?

[emsketch]

Just call me Fister!
What a name!!

[41ravens]

We all know, stop talking about it, please. It's making me so damn hot I don't know what to do with myself.

I do. ;)

[AlpineValley804]

I could use quickie.

Don't know if I can help you here.

PS - (Yeah, that was incredibly fast to hit chat threads)

[kristinmartin]

We all know, keep jerking off to it!


Jeez, I wish I could!

[emsketch]

I would love to give you a hand!.

PS - (But both my hands are occupied)

That is no ones buiness but your own.

[emsketch]

Jeez, I wish I could get a hard on but I am stuck with a boring vag.....
It's ok, vaginas can be fun!

[41ravens]

It's ok, vaginas can be fun! Remember?

Wow, you sure do get around, don't you?

[AlpineValley804]

These are no ones diapers but my own.

Are you the one on those Pull Ups commercials?

[taphntm]

:lorraine I miss Eric so bad, holding him close... All I have is my teddy
I tried to replace Eric with drugs, but they didn't work.
hahaha perverted lalalalala Eric... *drools*
C'mon guys, who's our favorite Ant! Gimme a P... T! F! oh man... yay ptfmta
I just looooove eric b/c he is hot hot hot hot hot hot!

<3 awwww

[emsketch]

Wow, I have never seen a vagina can you tell me about them?
You poor poor thing.....

[kristinmartin]

Are you the the perverted 60 year old on those Pull Ups commercials?

What the hell, dude?

[41ravens]

Are you the one on those Girl's Gone Wild commercials?

Was that her?

[kristinmartin]

You poor white trash who lives in the trailer on the edge of the river.....

I thought I knew you from somewhere

[emsketch]

Did you ever get really drunk and wake up the next morning naked, in the fetal position with some guy named Bruno spooning you?....... Oh, me neither.
is there something you want to tell us?

[emsketch]

Mama says once I get me some schoolin she is gonna let me venture out of the trailor park.
Are you sure that is a good idea?

[41ravens]

is there something you want to show me?

I'll have to think about it.

But I have to go for now. Try not to miss me too much while I'm gone.

[kristinmartin]

is there someone with your vagina on their face?

Double tasking, huh?

[tdowe99]

I try not to miss when I aim for her face.

Where is my damn pizza?

[emsketch]

Need a smoke?
Yes I do.

[emsketch]

Is anyone as big a fan of the money shot as I am?
I really don't think that anyone is.

[kristinmartin]

Where is my damn hooker?

I dont think thats legal where you are

[AlpineValley804]

Yes I do other women.

Where do you buy tickets?

[bense27]

Where do you buy tickets?

doesn't Liz sell tickets? (i don't get this game!)

[HolyCow]

I will blow for tickets

that was fun!

[taphntm]

Where do you butts?

Just deleted a couple of letters. It's harmless.

[bense27]

Just deleted a couple of letters. It's harmless.

I like cheese!

[AlpineValley804]

doesn't Liz sell tickets? (i don't get this game!)

(Your supposed to put different words in my quote. So for example, "Where do I buy tickets" it should be something like "I'd like to be a hooker for a night so I can buy tickets.")

[HolyCow]

I like cheese!

it's funny how you don't get it...:lol

[taphntm]

I like 40 year old men!
just deleted a couple of letters... that's all

[emsketch]

I like ass-cheese!
Brian, that is nasty!

[emsketch]

just posting naked... that's all
Wow, that is super hot!

[AlpineValley804]

I like dick!

Wow Brian, I didn't know you were like that.

[kristinmartin]

Brian, that is the sexiest thing you have ever said to me!

Liz, he's so young!

[AlpineValley804]

it's funny how you don't get it...:lol

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[emsketch]

it's funny how you don't get it..all the time like I like to make people believe that I do....:lol
i think this is my new favorite thread!

[bense27]

i think i like little boys!!


Liz, I love you too!;)

[emsketch]

Liz, he's so young! Just the way I like um!!
Kristin is a dirty old woman!

[taphntm]

If you like men then you will laugh at this post:lol
nice way to be suttle

[AlpineValley804]

i think we gotta have more cowbell, baby!!

You totally read my mind.

[emsketch]

Liz, I love little boys too!;)
Brian, its about time you admitted it.

[AlpineValley804]

Brian, my name is really Michael Jackson.

You know you're guilty!

[emsketch]

You know you want it!
Um, no really, I did not know that.

[kristinmartin]

nice way to misspell subtle!

sorry, had to call you out on that one:p

[emsketch]

sorry, had to slip you the tongue you out on that one:p
Like I said, dirty old woman!

[AlpineValley804]

Um, no really, I did not have sexual relations with Ms. Lewinski.

Way to change the subject.

[kristinmartin]

Like I said, Kristin is the hottest thing on this thread!

aww, your'e so nice!

[emsketch]

I on the other hand did have relations with Ms. Lewinski and it was not pretty.
Should you be telling people these things?

[kristinmartin]

Way to change genders.

Can you do that here?

[41ravens]

Way to change the subject. Now, let's get back to talking about little boys!

Sick, dude.

[emsketch]

aww.......my butt kinda itches.
The scratch it.

[kristinmartin]

lick me, dude.

Damn, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

[emsketch]

Sick, dude. We should talk about little people in general, that is what I like.
You have a thing for the little people?

[emsketch]

Damn, is it getting skanky in here, or is it just me?
Its just you.

[AlpineValley804]

The scratch it.

(Have you actually heard the joke about the little boy named Butt Itches?)

[bense27]

Its just that, well I like little boys. you dont need to express your true feelings about me in front of everybody!

[emsketch]

Do I need to express my true feelings in front of everyone? Well, ok then. I WANNA DANCE!!!!!
Then dance on dancer!

[41ravens]

Come on, someone's gotta me able to misquote me!

I think you stumped us.

[emsketch]

I think I'm stumpy.
What part of you is stumpy?

[kristinmartin]

Then fuck on fucker!

I love how that word can be used in so many ways!

[ryguy178]

Then dance naked for me!

Now that's a sight.


(This thread is a neat idea by the way.)

[bense27]

I love how monkeys can be used in so many ways!


I told you!! you have a nasty monkey fetish!

[emsketch]

I love how my dildos can be used in so many ways!
Oh,my, you will say anything!

[emsketch]

I told you!! I have a nasty monkey fetish!
:monkey :monkey :monkey
Bet that turns you on, huh?

[emsketch]

Now I am a man-whore


(And a well paid one by the way.)
You make a lot of money doing that?

[41ravens]

You make a lot of money doing that? Cause I'm thinking of getting into the business.

Can I get in on that?

[emsketch]

Can I get up on that?
What a rude thing to ask!

[taphntm]

My name is Columbus.

Ok, prove it.

[emsketch]

Ok, it is finally time for me to admit that I am not a real person. I am from another galaxy and I have been sent here to infiltrate your threads and steal all of your women and beer. This thread is just one part of my master plan!
Say is aint so eric!

[kristinmartin]

Ok, show me your pretty pink parts.

wow, thats forward

[emsketch]

wow, thats forward, but since you asked....
Kristin! Keep your pants on!!!

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

wow, my boobies are awkward
One A cup and one C?

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

:lol i like how the google ads at the top of this page are for "vaginal dryness" and "lubricant".

[bense27]

Kristin! take off your pants now!!!

Wow, I didn' t know you were into that type of thing...

[taphntm]

I have an asexual name, and that is because I'm asexual.
aww, don't feel so bad :(

[emsketch]

:lol i like vaginal dryness and lubricant.
Then you are in the right place! :lol

[emsketch]

Wow, I was hoping you were into that type of thing...
Keep dreaming little perv.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Then you are in the right place! cause I am dry as the Mojave Desert!
umm..

[kristinmartin]

Yumm..

well, doesn't that just say it all

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

well, don't I just fuck 'em all

Yup.

[emsketch]

Yup. I touch myself, alot.
You should get someone do to that for you.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I'll do that for you.
No offense but i dont date older women..

;););)

[bense27]

could you get someone do to that for me?


WOOOOEEEEE

[emsketch]

WOOOOEEEEE, I would not know what to do with a woman if I had one!
Sorry Brian, I just had to!

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I peed.
Your pants?

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Sorry Brian, I just had to finger your pooper!
That's just over the line...

[bense27]

Sorry Brian, I just am a mean person and have no friends!

Sorry liz, I just had to!:p

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Sorry liz, I just had to finger your pooper!
Awww...come on... not both of you...

[emsketch]

Sorry liz, I know no one likes me but at least people here will talk to me, even if they do make fun of me all the time :p
I knew it would get really ugly once Brian got here!

[bense27]

I knew people would leave once I got here!


ouch....

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I knew i was really ugly once Brian wouldnt go there!

I think i am too mean of a person....

[taphntm]

I really ugly!

rytrthrtrdctrdcukyfiuretecesc

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

rytrthrtrdctrdcukyfiuretecesc
I'm a retard!
:cool

[bense27]

^hhahahahaha:lol

[emsketch]

I think i am a tool bag....
Hell, I can take it!

[emsketch]

I wear my sunglasses at night :cool
You must be really cool.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Hell, I can take it in the ear!
:ugh

[bense27]

You must be my only friend:cool.

Liz what are you gonna do about that?

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

You must be really really amazing in bed.
Basically.

[emsketch]

Liz can kick my ass since I am a little boy who fights like a girl.
And I am gonna kick your ass!!!! :twak

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Liz when are you gonna do me like that?
:rolleyes Not likely...

[emsketch]

Basically I would not know my way around a vagina if someone drew me a map.
That sucks.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

And I am gonna eat your ass!!!! :ggoat:devil
Ewwww...

[taphntm]

Basically, because I am not human. I am a robot. Specifically T4Y10R which is a slight advancement from G4Y10R

that is so interesting

[bense27]

This sucks that the guy I was with left when I took my shirt off......


thats awful....

[kristinmartin]

And I am gonna kick your ass right after I teach you how a real woman behaves!!!! :twak

Liz, stop that!

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I suck.












A lot.


That's...cool.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I'm not funny.
I noticed.

[emsketch]

Liz, stop that, you know i like it better this way! :eek :hump
I dont care what you like.

[kristinmartin]

that is so interesting that someone like you likes the color hot pink

so sorry, eric

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I'll do whatever you like.
I know brian has some freaky fantasies....

[cbsauder]

i want to use some Ky (kentucky lubricant) with cbsauder
:hump

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

:ggoat:hump
I hump goats.
That is a little... odd.

[emsketch]

:hump This is exactly what I look like when I do it.
hey, kinda hot! :lol

[kristinmartin]

That is a little chubby you have there. In fact, it looks kind of odd.

Who are you talking to?

[emsketch]

I know brian has some freaky fantasies that involve restraints and animal porn....
Not my scene.

[bense27]

hey, I'm ugly! :lol

why would you say that about yourself?

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Who are you talking to?
Brian, ofcourse.

[taphntm]

That is a little... odd. :babe :hump
:freak

[kristinmartin]

Not my scene. I enjoy auto-erotica. What kind of car do you drive?


Makes one wonder. by the way, I drive Earl

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

why would i touch myself that much?
Whatever floats your boat.... i guess...

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I'm still not funny!
I'm still noticing!

[kristinmartin]

I'm still noticing my pubic hair hasn't come in yet!

thats what happens when you're asexual

[bense27]

I'm still noticing that nobody really likes me!

aww thats a shame...

[taphntm]

I can't keep up with this thread. Good night

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

thats what happens when you fuck an asexual. Trust me i've had my share...

I really dont think we needed to know that...

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I get made fun of too much with this thread. Good night

Ain't that the truth...

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

When i popped out my mom was like, "aww thats a shame..."
Sorry to hear that.