Gary!'s free beer initiative

[Gary!]

Okay so this may kind of belong in the MSG thread, but not really so I'm putting it here.

I wanted a way to recognize some fellow Ants at MSG so I came up with a plan. One of my silkscreeners owed me some work so I had him print up some t-shirts for me that say simply "GARY!"

Here's how it works. 1) If you're going to night 1, you tell me. 2) I mail you a t-shirt. 3) If I see you at MSG wearing it, I buy you a beer*.

It's just that easy kids.

Who's in?


*Age restrictions apply. A hug is expected from any female member of Ants sporting a Gary! shirt. Light petting also appreciated. Hearty handshakes only accepted from the male population. Void in Alaska and Hawaii. May not be combined with any previous offers.

[cbsauder]

*Age restrictions apply. A hug is expected from any female member of Ants sporting a Gary! shirt. Light petting also appreciated. Hearty handshakes only accepted from the male population. Void in Alaska and Hawaii. May not be combined with any previous offers.
:lol

[crashintosabine]

:lol This is the best idea I've seen around here in ages. Now if only I were going to MSG...

[JimiThingDMB]

You have that much money to blow on beer for people you dont know.....life of luxury

[firedwarftj]

I'd be interested ... I'll be at both nights at MSG (and the pre and post activities)

[Gary!]

You have that much money to blow on beer for people you dont know.....life of luxury

actually, i'm thinking the buying and mailing of shirts is the more expensive aspect of this when it all comes down to it.

getting others drunk will just be the fun part.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I'll be at both nights but how bout you buy me a sprite instead of a beer?

[Gary!]

I'll be at both nights but how bout you buy me a sprite instead of a beer?

that's a deal.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

that's a deal.
PM sent.

[fleckhead]

how about a manly handshake/hug?

[Gary!]

how about a manly handshake/hug?

i'll have to think about that one.

no lower half contact, right?

[DreemingTree]

i'll wear one if you wear a zebra thong ;)

[FrankTheTank]

how did i get this huge gash on my foot


brittany wants to "hang out with me more"

ow.

[fleckhead]

i'll have to think about that one.

no lower half contact, right?

No, just the handshake, half hug. No dry humping, or anything like that.

[Gary!]

No, just the handshake, half hug. No dry humping, or anything like that.

I'll agree to that. But I've got my eye on you.

[fleckhead]

i'm not going, i was just trying to see how far you will go. now i know how much of slut you are. :D

[Gary!]

it took that to tell you how much of a slut i am?

[slk11086]

I'll do it for night one... no beer neccesary, I just think the idea is awesome

[DreemingTree]

p.s. put this in the MSG thread, I'm SURE it'll do well there :babe

[Gary!]

I'll do it for night one... no beer neccesary, I just think the idea is awesome

just shoot me a pm with your addy and shirt size.

[fleckhead]

it took that to tell you how much of a slut i am?

this was for people that don't know you that well. a lot of luckers will check out the thread because of the free beer title, and now they know.

[my friend]

i'm not going but can i get a shirt anyway? we have this running joke w/ my highschool buddies and call everyone gary. they'll get the biggest kick out of it.

[FrankTheTank]

gary! when are we goin to do tittiebombs

[my friend]

i less than three jessica simpson as well.

[Gary!]

gary! when are we goin to do tittiebombs

the answer to a question like that is always, "immediately"

[DreemingTree]

gary! when are we goin to do tittiebombs
i gotta know, what's a tittiebomb?.... :bounce

[OlivePoet]

:mad Hey! :mad

I thought we were gonna go in on this together! :lorraine

[Gary!]

i gotta know, what's a tittiebomb?.... :bounce
i'm not sure i know either, but it sounds nice.

[Gary!]

:mad Hey! :mad

I thought we were gonna go in on this together! :lorraine

don't try to tame me, baby.

[paris72]

don't try to tame me, baby.


:lol :lol

[OlivePoet]

don't try to tame me, baby.
:lol I love you!

[Hudak-Budak]

I'm not going to MSG, but man...what I wouldn't do for one of those sweet shirts.

[DreemingTree]

:lol I love you!
:bounce hey heat!

[OlivePoet]

:bounce hey heat!
Hey love! :hug

Where are you guys sitting?

[FrankTheTank]

gary! i want a shirt


i want all the duke ladies to know about gary!

[Tomriddle]

Hearty handshakes only accepted from the male population


Awww...rats. Well, actually, how hearty is "hearty"?:evil

[DreemingTree]

Hey love! :hug

Where are you guys sitting?
for MSG? N1 224 c N2 haven't decided yet ;) how'd you do?

[Gary!]

gary! i want a shirt


i want all the duke ladies to know about gary!

you got it. i also want all the duke ladies to know about gary!

[Gary!]

You too Hudak. You can educate the Ohioanites.

[Hudak-Budak]

You too Hudak. You can educate the Ohioanites.

By the time I'm done, all of Cleveland will know about Gary!

[Gary!]

By the time I'm done, all of Cleveland will know about Gary!

and so my plan is put into action. one state at a time.

[OlivePoet]

for MSG? N1 224 c N2 haven't decided yet ;) how'd you do?
N1 i think we have section 72, i forget N2 :)

[Gary!]

N1 i think we have section 72, i forget N2 :)

but you'll come sit with me, no?

[OlivePoet]

but you'll come sit with me, no?
I'd love to dance to a song with you! :p

[Gary!]

I'd love to dance to a song with you! :p

the lambada i assume?

[OlivePoet]

the lambada i assume?
:duh

[DreemingTree]

N1 i think we have section 72, i forget N2 :)
you sittin with c-bo? i believe he has 311 N2.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

and so my plan is put into action. one state at a time.
You've got california covered aswell.

[OlivePoet]

you sittin with c-bo? i believe he has 311 N2.
Then that's it. :p

[Gary!]

You've got california covered aswell.

westside!

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

westside!
no no no. it's westsiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeede

[DMB0715]

If you were to sell GARY! t-shirts...id buy one.

[cbsauder]

If you were to sell GARY! t-shirts...id buy one.

:lol
















me too

[deaner17]

i want one of these awesome shirts

[Prez]

Gary, this is awesome. Too bad im only 16 :(

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Gary, this is awesome. Too bad im only 16 :(
He's buying me a sprite. :)

[Prez]

He's buying me a sprite. :)


BUT GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!! I WANNA SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MOST OBNOXIOUS VOICE POSSIBLE).

[kabubbies]

gary...sounds like a cool idea...ill be there for sure, hit me up a pm or something

[GLR87]

great Idea...since Im underage I could really use some beer there even though Ill already be throughly drunk..

[Gary!]

I promise Sprites o' plenty for all my underage friends.

[FrankTheTank]

do you know how much beers are at msg?

[Gary!]

when it comes to buying beers for friends no price is too high.








as long as it's less than $8

[FrankTheTank]

well then we need to hang more often

[FrankTheTank]

i want my shirt made with a number on the back and frankthetank above it

[Gary!]

well then we need to hang more often

get down to raleigh bro. the beer flows like wine and the wine flows like liquor.

and i'll see what i can do about a #'d shirt.

69 i'm guessing?

[FrankTheTank]

get down to raleigh bro. the beer flows like wine and the wine flows like liquor.

and i'll see what i can do about a #'d shirt.

69 i'm guessing?

can you show me a place that is either:

-full of nc state freshmen
-full of business ladies

no in betweens.

if so i'm there.

[Gary!]

can you show me a place that is either:

-full of nc state freshmen
-full of business ladies

no in betweens.

if so i'm there.

i call that magical land of mystery "my house"

i'll have a key made for you tomorrow.

[BotheDMBFan]

i call that magical land of mystery "my house"

i'll have a key made for you tomorrow.

can I just get a "Gary" shirt just for the hell of it?

[Prez]

I promise Sprites o' plenty for all my underage friends.

:thumbsup Your a good man.

[Gary!]

:thumbsup Your a good man.

i'm an equal opportunity beverage buyer.

[Prez]

i'm an equal opportunity beverage buyer.

:lol :monkey

[Mel4AU]

g, if you were to sell me a shirt, i'd buy one.

if you were to sell me other things, i'd buy them too.

[Prez]

g, if you were to sell me a shirt, i'd buy one.

if you were to sell me other things, i'd buy them too.

Would you buy his body if it was resonably priced?

[Mel4AU]

Would you buy his body if it was resonably priced?

reasonably priced? i've had enough to know that it's worth more.

it's the extras though. he gets ya with the add ons.

[Prez]

I hear he has some pretty funky peircings too, I cant say for sure, thats just what Ive heard.

[Dads_obsessed]

gary! i want a shirt


i want all the duke ladies to know about gary!

I want to see you wearing this shirt at a nationally televised Duke basketball game.

[DMB0715]

Gotta be the best thread in a long time.

[Gary!]

reasonably priced? i've had enough to know that it's worth more.

it's the extras though. he gets ya with the add ons.

most features come standard.

but there's some things you have to charge for.

[Mel4AU]

most features come standard.

but there's some things you have to charge for.

do you have a layaway option?

[Gary!]

you can apply for credit. it's a rigorous application process though.

[somedevilguy]

gary...
i love you.
-marc

[Gary!]

mel, tate, heater, bothedmbfan, hudak, suz, my friend, & gibbs: i need your addys and sizes. and heats i need your measurements also. just because.

everyone else, keep em coming.

[dmbosw41]

I want one of those shirts and there is a slight chance I might be at MSG

[GLR87]

mel, tate, heater, bothedmbfan, hudak, suz, my friend, & gibbs: i need your addys and sizes. and heats i need your measurements also. just because.

everyone else, keep em coming.
Im down for the shirt baby...bring on the sprite's :multi

[dmbinchicago]

I've always thought Gary! was like 18 or 19 :confused

[Gary!]

I've always thought Gary! was like 18 or 19 :confused

in mental capacity and maturity only.

edit: and inches. :cool

[dmbinchicago]

That must be it...

[Prez]

in mental capacity and maturity only.

edit: and inches. :cool


Gary, where will you be sitting?

[Gary!]

Gary, where will you be sitting?

Sec 2, Row G. Where you going to be?

[Dads_obsessed]

in mental capacity and maturity only.

edit: and inches. :cool

Tall?!?....you really are Gary Coleman.....sweet!!

[Gary!]

Tall?!?....you really are Gary Coleman.....sweet!!

your "looks like we've got a full blown weaning going on here" post is one of my favorite of all time.

[Prez]

Gary, are you only going to night 1?

[Prez]

Ill be in section 90, row k for night 2, I am only 16 yrs old and cannot make it to night one because that would mean missing 9th period of school and my parents were not cool with me missing ONE PERIOD!! :(. Oh well, I guess theyre just looking out for me.

[Gary!]

yup. night one only.

[Prez]

yup. night one only.

:shrug Will you leave a sprite on my seat for me?

[Gary!]

haha -- you got it. tell you what, i'll just mail you a can before december. fair?

you can still rock a shirt on night two if you want to.

[Prez]

haha -- you got it. tell you what, i'll just mail you a can before december. fair?

you can still rock a shirt on night two if you want to.

I'd be more than glad to recognize a fellow ant. How much will I owe ya for it?

[Dads_obsessed]

your "looks like we've got a full blown weaning going on here" post is one of my favorite of all time.


favorite of all time?!?....wow, thanks..:)

[Gary!]

favorite of all time?!?....wow, thanks..:)

it's definitely up there. good stuff.

[Gary!]

I'd be more than glad to recognize a fellow ant. How much will I owe ya for it?

just pm me your address and size, i'll send one out to you.

[Prez]

Im a medium, didnt include htat in my PM sorry. Thank you so much bro!

[Gary!]

you got it buddy. anything for a fellow rochesterian.

[Prez]

you got it buddy. anything for a fellow rochesterian.

Much obliged, what part of Roch are you from?

[Gary!]

westside! went to CC

[Prez]

Awesome bro! Looking forward to mah shirt, have a good night my friend.

[gbs3769]

I'll gladly spread the word about Gary! at The Limerick Pub. Perhaps you will become as world famous as it is.

- Primo

[Gary!]

Girl: Hey I like your shirt
Matt: Thanks
Girl: Are you Gary?
Matt: No
Girl: Oh

[gbs3769]

You'll still get publicity.

- Primo

[Gary!]

And you'll get even more ladies.

It's win/win.

[gbs3769]

We do make a great team...

- Primo

[my friend]

We do make a great team...

- Primo

i thought your parents decided not to name you primo. why do you insist on calling yourself that?

[gbs3769]

To stick it to the man.

- Primo

[Gary!]

sneak preview. though colors may vary.

[Hudak-Budak]

sneak preview. though colors may vary.

That's hot.

You should start a website and post pics of people wearing their Gary! shirts at famous landmarks/events/etc.

[Gary!]

:lol not a bad option.

garyshirts.com is available.

[gbs3769]

That reminds me that I need to start my website for our hijinks here in Syracuse.

- Primo

[dancergirl40ky]

I wish I was going to MSG- I would be doing 3 of my favorite things, Seeing Dave, Meeting Ants and Getting Free Stuff :monkey

[Gary!]

I wish I was going to MSG- I would be doing 3 of my favorite things, Seeing Dave, Meeting Ants and Getting Free Stuff :monkey
if you agree to take a picture of yourself somewhere cool, i'll hook you up.

[dancergirl40ky]

if you agree to take a picture of yourself somewhere cool, i'll hook you up.


I can try :D

[gbs3769]

I feel like garyshirts.com could become the next All Your Base.

- Primo

[Gary!]

i had the same vision.

it got me through the last half hour of work in fact.

[my friend]

To stick it to the man.

- Primo

your father? he chose not to name you that b/c it sounds dumb. you should think about that logic.

[gbs3769]

Actually, my mother wouldn't let him name me Primitivo. But that's ok.

- Primo

[Mel4AU]

sneak preview. though colors may vary.


oooooh!

[Gary!]

i'll cut the sleeves off yours so you can show your guns mel.

[my friend]

i'll cut the sleeves off yours so you can show your guns mel.

(read: fat arms)

[Gary!]

i think it's obvious that i would have used the term 'farms' if i thought that was the case.

[firedwarftj]

Hey watch it ... you dont want me to bring the gun show down to MSG ... :monkey

[Hudak-Budak]

Hey watch it ... you dont want me to bring the gun show down to MSG ... :monkey

They you'd have to be wearing this shirt:

http://www.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/126458_Red?wid=400&hei=400&op_sharpen=1

[Gary!]

so i think i've only talked to about 15 people that are actually going to msg. is that it? or are most people going just slackers?

[Dancing Ants]

i'll take a shirt any day. texas should know about Gary!. definitely. and see if you can get your avatar right below the Gary! on the back. that'd be swell.

[gbs3769]

Most people are slackers. Post in the MSG thread...

- Primo

[Mel4AU]

i'll cut the sleeves off yours so you can show your guns mel.

rock out! :violent

[brendangen412]

ill be there, color me gary!

[Jessica41]

haha great idea. PM sent

[Prez]

:thumbsup Those shirts rock gary!

[Gary!]

ill be there, color me gary!

:lol

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Gary you said section 2? That's money, I'm pretty sure i'll be rocking right up there with you once i get my DMB management tickets. I'm gettin me a freeeeeeee sprite!!

[Gary!]

Gary you said section 2? That's money, I'm pretty sure i'll be rocking right up there with you once i get my DMB management tickets. I'm gettin me a freeeeeeee sprite!!

you got it dude. i'm row G.

[slk11086]

I'll be rockin the Gary! shirt from section 3 _ _ (I forget rigth this moment)... I doubt we will see each other when you are on the floor and I am in the upper ring

[Gary!]

I'll be rockin the Gary! shirt from section 3 _ _ (I forget rigth this moment)... I doubt we will see each other when you are on the floor and I am in the upper ring

ahh, but chances will increase slightly if you're wearing a gary! shirt.

[BotheDMBFan]

yeah, am I still getting a Gary shirt despite NOT going to MSG?

[Gary!]

only condition is that you take a picture of yourself wearing it, somewhere cool.

[BotheDMBFan]

only condition is that you take a picture of yourself wearing it, somewhere cool.


how about Soldier Field?

[Gary!]

conditions: met.

[BotheDMBFan]

conditions: met.

Never mind Soldier field, I'm not officially going to the Bears Packers game yet.

so how about my house?

[Gary!]

your terms are tough, but fair.

[BotheDMBFan]

your terms are tough, but fair.

wicked, so how do I get the shirt?

[Gary!]

pm with your address and shirt size.

[BotheDMBFan]

pm with your address and shirt size.

wicked

[Mel4AU]

(read: fat arms)

:lol i didn't see that before. that's so mean.

[my friend]

:lol i didn't see that before. that's so mean.

mean or your reality?

[Hudak-Budak]

mean or your reality?

I think we'll go with mean. Dick.

[my friend]

I think we'll go with mean. Dick.

hey, i didn't start it, talk to that gary dude.

[gbs3769]

Actually, you did.

- Primo

[Gary!]

mine thread has become unt hate thread.

[Hudak-Budak]

mine thread has become unt hate thread.

Just standing up for Mel. You understand.

[Gary!]

she's a tough cookie. with skinny arms and a butt that won't quit.

[my friend]

Actually, you did.

- Primo

sorry primo.

[gbs3769]

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to Mel.

But thank you for coming to and understanding of the error of your ways and joining the dark side.

- Primo

[my friend]

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to Mel.

But thank you for coming to and understanding of the error of your ways and joining the dark side.

- Primo

actually i was just making fun of the fact that you insist on calling yourself primo.

[Hudak-Budak]

she's a tough cookie. with skinny arms and a butt that won't quit.

But a delicious cookie nonetheless.

[my friend]

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to Mel.

But thank you for coming to and understanding of the error of your ways and joining the dark side.

- Primo

and i'm cool w/ mel. if she can't find the humor in that, no one on this board can.

[gbs3769]

Thats fine.

- Primo

[Gary!]

But a delicious cookie nonetheless.

snickerdoodle if i'm not mistaken.

[gbs3769]

snickerdoodle if i'm not mistaken.
I love snickerdoodles. If that's the case, I'm in.

- Primo

[Hudak-Budak]

There's nothing better than a soft, warm snickerdoodle.



Yeah, I said it.

[Mel4AU]

mean or your reality?

and a biting wit to boot!

mmm, snickerdoodles.

[Gary!]

okay now i'm hungry.

[Mel4AU]

for snickerdoodles?

[Mel4AU]

i'm seriously craving them now. best cookies ever.

[Gary!]

hence the comparison.

[Mel4AU]

like a snickerdoodle, i'm flat, slightly brown, best dunked in milk, fit in your hand, and a tasty treat.

[Hudak-Budak]

like a snickerdoodle, i'm flat, slightly brown, best dunked in milk, fit in your hand, and a tasty treat.

Hot damn :hump

[Gary!]

*cookie dance*

[firedwarftj]

They you'd have to be wearing this shirt:

http://www.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/126458_Red?wid=400&hei=400&op_sharpen=1

My brother actually has that shirt ...

[Gary!]

but does he have a gary! shirt?

i think not.

next shirt: WWG!D?

[firedwarftj]

but does he have a gary! shirt?

i think not.

next shirt: WWG!D?

But I will !!!!!

[my friend]

next shirt: WWG!D?

:thumbsupdef

[Gary!]

see. there you go. it doesn't hurt to be positive once in awhile.

my friend my friend the clever ruse
my friend my friend he lights the fuse

[my friend]

see. there you go. it doesn't hurt to be positive once in awhile.


meh.

[Gary!]

meh.

or stay bitter. you choose.

[Mel4AU]

Hot damn :hump

i got a snickerdoodle for lunch! it's going to be a good day.

[Hudak-Budak]

i got a snickerdoodle for lunch! it's going to be a good day.

I wish I could say the same.

[Mel4AU]

you can have a nibble.

[gbs3769]

Maybe I'll get a snickerdoodle for dinner. That would be hot.

- Primo

[Gary!]

i'll take the late night shift then.

[Hudak-Budak]

you can have a nibble.

Just a nibble?

[Mel4AU]

Just a nibble?

a whole bite.

*pp

[skywalker_009]

*pp

pp eh :shrug...

[Hudak-Budak]

a whole bite.

*pp

Yum.

[Mel4AU]

a vague and poor attempt at innuendo.

[Gary!]

Alright, last chance kids. Anyone who wants a shirt and hasn't written me... do so. I want to make sure I get the right sizes printed.

Each shirt comes with a welcome kit too. Containing things of which I haven't quite decided yet.

Man I must seriously have a lot of free time on my hands. I need to take up knitting or something.

[Hudak-Budak]

Each shirt comes with a welcome kit too. Containing things of which I haven't quite decided yet.

So we're gonna get a box of stuff from around your room that you've been trying to get rid of for a while?

[Gary!]

hope you like girl scout cookies and cable bills.

[Hudak-Budak]

hope you like girl scout cookies and cable bills.

Score!

[Gary!]

best part is rob d convinced his mom to wear one. she'll be in the 3rd row rockin out with bonus gary shirt.

[slk11086]

Alright, last chance kids. Anyone who wants a shirt and hasn't written me... do so. I want to make sure I get the right sizes printed.

Each shirt comes with a welcome kit too. Containing things of which I haven't quite decided yet.

Man I must seriously have a lot of free time on my hands. I need to take up knitting or something.


I'm excited about this, I never get good mail at school. :hump

[Mel4AU]

Alright, last chance kids. Anyone who wants a shirt and hasn't written me... do so. I want to make sure I get the right sizes printed.

Each shirt comes with a welcome kit too. Containing things of which I haven't quite decided yet.

Man I must seriously have a lot of free time on my hands. I need to take up knitting or something.

by "welcome kit" do you mean "welcome package" and by "welcome package" do you mean "package?"

[Gary!]

i think it's obvious that i do.

[Dancing Ants]

or stay bitter. you choose.


i'm gonna go for this.

life is just a series of cataclysmic events.

[MAM2STEPN]

Hey Gary forget the t-shirts where's the free beer?:D

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

When should we expect the pimp shit T-shitrs.

[HolyCow]

I wish I was going. Just to get my hands on a Gary! shirt and a welcome package. Darn.

[aeroshady]

Haha I want that Shirt!!

[sweetcrissy23]

Dont know who you are, but sure hook me up :)

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dont know who you are, but sure hook me up :)
:ugh:ugh:ugh

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

I wish I was going. Just to get my hands on Gary!'s package. Darn.
:ugh:ugh:ugh

[skywalker_009]

I wish I was going. Just to get my hands on a Gary! shirt and a welcome package. Darn.

WWJD royce... WWJD...

[HolyCow]

:ugh:ugh:ugh

nice misquote.....

I have the smallest penis in the history of the world.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

nice small penis taylor.....

GOT YOU GOOD, SUCKA!!!!










wait...what?

[41ravens]

Tell you what. If I see anyone at Assembly Hall with one of Gary!'s shirts on, I'll give you a high five. Now I know it's not quite the same as a beer, but the money situation is what some might call a little tight right now. Plus, they don't sell beer at the venue. Hmmm, ok, new plan. If I see someone out after the show with a Gary! shirt on, I'll buy you a beer. So this is a little incentive for those of you who aren't going to MSG but are going to Assembly Hall. I'd make Adam! shirts, but that's totally gettin' on Gary's Kool-Aid. So there it is. I see you in Champaign with one of the shirts on, you get a beer.

[Hudak-Budak]

by "welcome kit" do you mean "welcome package" and by "welcome package" do you mean "package?"

i think it's obvious that i do.

That doesn't go for all of us, does it?

[Gary!]

That doesn't go for all of us, does it?

Gentlemen receive the standard welcome kit. Package not included.

[Gary!]

WWJD royce... WWJD...

Just keep thinking.... WWG!D?

[Hudak-Budak]

Gentlemen receive the standard welcome kit. Package not included.

Good. I was getting worried.

[gbs3769]

best part is rob d convinced his mom to wear one. she'll be in the 3rd row rockin out with bonus gary shirt.
Dude, is she a MILF?

- Primo

[Gary!]

Tell you what. If I see anyone at Assembly Hall with one of Gary!'s shirts on, I'll give you a high five. Now I know it's not quite the same as a beer, but the money situation is what some might call a little tight right now. Plus, they don't sell beer at the venue. Hmmm, ok, new plan. If I see someone out after the show with a Gary! shirt on, I'll buy you a beer. So this is a little incentive for those of you who aren't going to MSG but are going to Assembly Hall. I'd make Adam! shirts, but that's totally gettin' on Gary's Kool-Aid. So there it is. I see you in Champaign with one of the shirts on, you get a beer.

Nice dude. Keep the dream alive.

[Gary!]

Dude, is she a MILF?

- Primo

She's a woman for whom I have a lot of respect.

[Hudak-Budak]

She's a woman for whom I have a lot of respect.

I don't believe he asked whether or not you had respect for her...

[Gary!]

Yeah but if you want to see me get serious really quickly, say disrespectful things about people I consider family.

And Rob's dad could kick my ass.

[Hudak-Budak]

Yeah but if you want to see me get serious really quickly, say disrespectful things about people I consider family.

And Rob's dad could kick my ass.

Hey, I know exactly how you feel. But I have no problem answering when people ask if my sisters are hot.

But maybe that's just because I'm from WV. :freak

[Gary!]

:lol






:freak

[gbs3769]

And Rob's dad could kick my ass.
:lol That's like my buddy Alex's dad. I am scared of that man.

- Primo

[Hudak-Budak]

:lol That's like my buddy Alex's dad. I am scared of that man.

- Primo

The father of one of my ex-girlfriends was in the Navy and used to enter MMA tournaments. They used to love to tell the story about when he owned a bowling alley and threw some guy through the door. Not out the door, through the door.

He terrified me. Hell, he still does.

[gbs3769]

Hey, I know exactly how you feel. But I have no problem answering when people ask if my sisters are hot.
I know how that goes. But that's also because most of my friends want my sister.

- Primo

[gbs3769]

The father of one of my ex-girlfriends was in the Navy and used to enter MMA tournaments.
Alex's dad is a Marine Drill Sargeant. Alex is a former Marine who is going back next year.

- Primo

[Hudak-Budak]

I know how that goes. But that's also because most of my friends want my sister.

- Primo

Mine, too. But my sisters are 17 and 15, so I try to just laugh it off and go with the flow. Because if not, I'd have to kill my friends.

[gbs3769]

:lol

Well my sister is 21 and I still laugh it off because very few of my friends would actually have a chance with her. In fact the ones who would aren't interested.

- Primo

[Mel4AU]

i think it's obvious that i do.

i think it's obvious that hudak wants a package too.

[angelces]

Okay so this may kind of belong in the MSG thread, but not really so I'm putting it here.

I wanted a way to recognize some fellow Ants at MSG so I came up with a plan. One of my silkscreeners owed me some work so I had him print up some t-shirts for me that say simply "GARY!"

Here's how it works. 1) If you're going to night 1, you tell me. 2) I mail you a t-shirt. 3) If I see you at MSG wearing it, I buy you a beer*.

It's just that easy kids.

Who's in?


*Age restrictions apply. A hug is expected from any female member of Ants sporting a Gary! shirt. Light petting also appreciated. Hearty handshakes only accepted from the male population. Void in Alaska and Hawaii. May not be combined with any previous offers.
How come you didn't mention this before? :glares

[Gary!]

did you not get the memo?

[Hudak-Budak]

i think it's obvious that hudak wants a package too.

I think it's obvious I want nothing of the sort.

[angelces]

did you not get the memo?
apparently not.

[Gary!]

apparently not.

please stop by the front desk on the way out and be sure your information is correct in our system.

[angelces]

please stop by the front desk on the way out and be sure your information is correct in our system.
well since you didn't give me the memo. i guess this gets me out of giving you a blowjob

[Gary!]

i guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

[angelces]

i guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
lol where are you stayin?

[Gary!]

either bronx or midtown... depends who i stay with. you?

where you sitting?

[angelces]

either bronx or midtown... depends who i stay with. you?

where you sitting?
home sweet home. :D

gotta love NJT.

seats...
N1 section 42, row F
n2 section 92, row H

[Gary!]

home sweet home. :D

gotta love NJT.

seats...
N1 section 42, row F
n2 section 92, row H

solid.

i believe beers are in order.

[skywalker_009]

I know how that goes. But that's also because most of my friends want my sister.

ive dealt with that crap all my life... learned to just brush it off by now though...

[angelces]

solid.

i believe beers are in order.
i don't drink beer. but we'll figure something out

[Gary!]

i don't think we can be friends anymore.

okay, fine. we can be friends. but you'd better be drinking whiskey.

[angelces]

i don't think we can be friends anymore.

okay, fine. we can be friends. but you'd better be drinking whiskey.
is jim beam acceptable?

[Gary!]

is jim beam acceptable?

ding ding!

[angelces]

ding ding!
:hump

sweet.

i'm going to see if my friends want to spend friday night in manhattan so we can go out afterwards and don't have to go home after the show we have a group of like 6 people as of right now

[Gary!]

i just wanted to update everyone: i just bought a new pair of diadora's. 5th grade is back.

[gbs3769]

Pssssh. Diadora's? Come on Gary! Everyone knows that Adidas Samba's are way more 5th grade.

- Primo

[Gary!]

ha. i think you're right. if i remember correctly i had diadora's in 4th grade and my classic's in 5th. god i loved those shoes. last forever. if they still fit i'd be rockin them to this day.