DUMB things that bother you

[MacGuyver]

hahahha. thats why we have timmys here.

heres what my order consisted of.

double double, everything bagel toasted with herb and garlic. Please.

kaboom

[fateman]

Just don't go to Starbucks, or coffee joints in general - that's my philosophy.

I hate it when people don't wipe off their sweat from weight machines, etc. Gross.

[Beefsteak1138]

Just don't go to Starbucks, or coffee joints in general - that's my philosophy.

I hate it when people don't wipe off their sweat from weight machines, etc. Gross.
Just don't go to gyms.

[thelindz]

In my job, when people treat me like I'm 12. Just because I look 12, doesn't mean I am. And no, I am not "going into grade 12". I am going into my third year of University, thank you very much. I'm a lot smarter than all you people think!!! :BANG

[Shagadelic]

Attention Whores

[MacGuyver]

In my job, when people treat me like I'm 12. Just because I look 12, doesn't mean I am. And no, I am not "going into grade 12". I am going into my third year of University, thank you very much. I'm a lot smarter than all you people think!!! :BANG

its like over hear. our branch manager is around 40. senior engineer - 50. other engineer - 40. secretary - 45. lab manager - 42. me - 27. look out. obviously people don't like taking orders from some young strapping buck... but its part of the biz i guess.

[MacGuyver]

i hate when parents, when threatening their kid, do the whole 'i'm gonna count to ten..... ' thing,

and then you hear 'nine and a half, nine and three quarters....'

jesus! punish your kid already!

[thelindz]

its like over hear. our branch manager is around 40. senior engineer - 50. other engineer - 40. secretary - 45. lab manager - 42. me - 27. look out. obviously people don't like taking orders from some young strapping buck... but its part of the biz i guess.
Last time I checked, you can't work homecare when you're still in highschool. Whatever, I'll get this kinda flack my whole career. I'm gonna be an RN in two years and I'm sure I'll still look 12. :)

[dmbgodagirl41]

people who have a clean face, except for one small whitehead, and the whitehead just stares at you, sticks out..... pop the shit out man!!!
:lorraine sorry I offend you so!

[fateman]

Just don't go to gyms.
When people tell me what to do ;)

[fateman]

Last time I checked, you can't work homecare when you're still in highschool. Whatever, I'll get this kinda flack my whole career. I'm gonna be an RN in two years and I'm sure I'll still look 12. :)
Be glad you don't look 40 or something

[thelindz]

Be glad you don't look 40 or something
Its hard in this profession though, because you look like you don't know what you're doing. I guess I'll just have to kick some ass and be an awesome nurse - who is just as capable as any other RN. :) (Minus the 20 years of experience of course).

Its a combination of my height (5'3") and being tiny. I guess I have a young looking face too.

[MacGuyver]

:lorraine sorry I offend you so!

yuo don't pop your whities???? come on!

[MacGuyver]

Its hard in this profession though, because you look like you don't know what you're doing. I guess I'll just have to kick some ass and be an awesome nurse - who is just as capable as any other RN. :) (Minus the 20 years of experience of course).

Its a combination of my height (5'3") and being tiny. I guess I have a young looking face too.

i think the real problem is that there is no continuity in your job - like i deal with clients who see me on a continual basis, so if at the beginning they thought i didn't know jack, two or three months later i can change their opinion.

but if you're seeing new patients every week or so, they have no clue of your background, nor do they care if you have experience. yeah, your situ is definitely harder than mine or others like mine.

[thelindz]

i think the real problem is that there is no continuity in your job - like i deal with clients who see me on a continual basis, so if at the beginning they thought i didn't know jack, two or three months later i can change their opinion.

but if you're seeing new patients every week or so, they have no clue of your background, nor do they care if you have experience. yeah, your situ is definitely harder than mine or others like mine.
"Hi, I'm Lindsey, I'll be your nurse for this shift."

Patient - :eek :thumbsdow

[MacGuyver]

"Hi, I'm Lindsey, I'll be your nurse for this shift."

Patient - :eek :thumbsdow

:lol:lol

my boss has gotten calls about me where new clients were like don't send us a kid who's charging us 100 per hour... we want someone senior. you've just got to work to change their mind.

in your case..... in a very short time! :lol

[thelindz]

:( Its sad really.

I'm out to change the world one patient at a time... :lol

[dh4645]

i hate when parents, when threatening their kid, do the whole 'i'm gonna count to ten..... ' thing,

and then you hear 'nine and a half, nine and three quarters....'

jesus! punish your kid already!

hah, true

i'm not going to give my kids until 10...i'm going to give them until 2

[fateman]

hah, true

i'm not going to give my kids until 10...i'm going to give them until 2
Say you'll give them until the count of 3 then only go to 2 and punish them ;)

[MacGuyver]

Say you'll give them until the count of 3 then only go to 2 and punish them ;)

hahahah :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

yuo don't pop your whities???? come on!

I do if i get them! Duh!
I always get the annoying pimples that are just a red DOT. Like, the 2nd layer of skin gets them. UGH that's a dumb thing that bothers me.

[fateman]

I do if i get them! Duh!
I always get the annoying pimples that are just a red DOT. Like, the 2nd layer of skin gets them. UGH that's a dumb thing that bothers me.
What's worse is I get these ones that are in my nose, but never surface and they hurt like hell.

[dmbgodagirl41]

What's worse is I get these ones that are in my nose, but never surface and they hurt like hell.
awwwwwwww those suck, especially if they are at the corner of the nose. BLAH I hate zits!

[fateman]

awwwwwwww those suck, especially if they are at the corner of the nose. BLAH I hate zits!
yeah, and that's usually where they are - I just want to get a sterilized needle and rip my nose open sometimes...argh

another thing I hate is people who smoke - I'm sitting in my bedroom at my computer with my windows open and I smell smoke wafting into my room, most likely from people down the way about 100 feet away...

[dmbgodagirl41]

yeah, and that's usually where they are - I just want to get a sterilized needle and rip my nose open sometimes...argh

another thing I hate is people who smoke - I'm sitting in my bedroom at my computer with my windows open and I smell smoke wafting into my room, most likely from people down the way about 100 feet away...

The best are people who go outside of a building, but stand 2 feet in front of the door. Thanks for pretending your considerate, asshole.

[fateman]

The best are people who go outside of a building, but stand 2 feet in front of the door. Thanks for pretending your considerate, asshole.
Yeah, I try to remind those people about the law (in WA anyway) that you have to be 30 feet from a door or open window when you smoke. I also like coughing and making a rucous when I'm near a smoker ;)

[TwoSteppingAnts]

people who have a clean face, except for one small whitehead, and the whitehead just stares at you, sticks out..... pop the shit out man!!!

Mav!!! Just...ew. :lorraine

[dh4645]

The best are people who go outside of a building, but stand 2 feet in front of the door. Thanks for pretending your considerate, asshole.

yeah i hate when people do that at my building at work. everyone even got an email from a dept head about it, but there are still idiots who do it.

next time i need to walk through there i am going to say something.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Here's a dumb thing that bothers me:

I don't have a myspace account, but everytime I go on there to look at people's pictures, they have the caption, "My sister and I", "Andy and I", "Jen and I".

It pisses me off SO much for some reason!! It's ME people! Me. My sister and ME, Andy and ME, Jen and ME. If you were to say it singular, you wouldn't say, "This is I", you would say, "This is ME"!!!

Me people. ME.

end rant.

[mp3ray]

I hate it when people try to solve problems for me I don't have. My coworker asked why I have coffee flavorings in my office and I said b/c I don't like the taste of coffee, but I like lattes. So he said, "i've solved your problem, drink tea" um yeah I don't have a problem moron

[DixieChixen]

^^ that's insane :lol

that's like, i'm having an argument with my girlfriend, oh well i have a solution: be gay.

[caraddict78]

My boyfriend's mother is a crazy, crazy bitch.

End of story.

[Beefsteak1138]

I get this all the time at work, it pisses me off:

"I know my password is correct, but I still can't login"

Yo, dumbass, if your password was correct then you'd be able to login.

[tortoise]

Me people. ME.


Your expecting way to much too expect I and the rest of Americans too have good grammar these days. I is just grown to accept it.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

I get this all the time at work, it pisses me off:

"I know my password is correct, but I still can't login"

Yo, dumbass, if your password was correct then you'd be able to login.

:lol :lol that always cracks me up.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Your expecting way to much too expect I and the rest of Americans too have good grammar these days. I is just grown to accept it.

Brilliant post, Matt :lol

[dh4645]

when i keep spending all my $$$ even though i know i have to save for a wedding/honeymoon/house...
i just spent $655 on a paintball gun and hopper

[DixieChixen]

being caught in a random fucking storm without an umbrella on your way to somehwere where you gotta look halfway fucking decent

[rconverse]

I hate it when people try to solve problems for me I don't have. My coworker asked why I have coffee flavorings in my office and I said b/c I don't like the taste of coffee, but I like lattes. So he said, "i've solved your problem, drink tea" um yeah I don't have a problem moron

I don't like coffee either, so I drink soda. You could try that.

:lol

[mp3ray]

I don't like coffee either, so I drink soda. You could try that.

:lol

ha ha yeah I think that was one of his suggestions - fucker lol

[BotheDMBFan]

People with AIDS.

[meredithpaull]

what?!

[meredithpaull]

I thought this was supposed to be DUMB thing? um, well mine was just people clipping their toenails/fingernails on the L (train in chicago) during my commute. ew.

[Shagadelic]

People who fix or check out the way they look in the rear view mirror during the morning rush. Like hello, twenty people are watching you fix your hair and look at your teeth. Putz...:twak

[Shagadelic]

People who think they are better than eveyone else and don't respect other people. Not to mention the fucking idiots on ANTS who can't believe people may actually like and listen to music other than DMB.

[drumdawgone]

people...all of them.

[Tomriddle]

When you don't want to do something just because you get a bad "feeling" from it, and nobody seems to understand that.

[DMBfireDncr41]

McDonalds fucking up my breakfast order and giving me an egg McMuffin instead of a bacon egg and cheese biscut. (this just happened)

[dh4645]

When you don't want to do something just because you get a bad "feeling" from it, and nobody seems to understand that.

shut the F up and do it.
:evil

[Tomriddle]

shut the F up and do it.
:evil

Its not like that, don't worry.

[mp3ray]

ugh people who only write to me when they need something. Myspace is down and I have a page, so therefor everyone one knows this and my AIM screen name has asked me if myspace is down. I guess I work for myspace and I'm privy to this information.

[rconverse]

Apparently I am the only person in the NW suburbs of Chicago who knows how to drive.

[kydmb99]

The Democratic Party...

[devilandthelord]

Apparently I am the only person in the NW suburbs of Chicago who knows how to drive.

Oh I definitely know what you mean. I used to live in that exact area for about 5 years. People drive like fucking maniacs out there! It was quite an adjustment coming from Ohio.

[Beefsteak1138]

People that brush their teeth while at work.

[Shagadelic]

People that brush their teeth while at work.


:thumbsup

[dmbgodagirl41]

People that brush their teeth while at work.
what?:confused :freak

[Shagadelic]

what?:confused :freak


This fucking putz named P.J. (works at the Fish and Wildlife Commission next door) brushes his teeth in our bathroom every fucking day. Not on that bug this guy is such an ineffectual nothing that when you say hi he kinda moans....fucking tool this guy....

[devilandthelord]

what?:confused :freak

Oh yes. I used to have a manager that would do it. You'd come into the bathroom to take a piss, and this guy would be brushing his teeth. Nothing wrong with it I guess. Just a little weird, out of place.

[tortoise]

People that brush their teeth while at work.

I brush my teeth at work, sometimes.

And man, fuck you beefsteak! First you get on my mix cd, now you're onto my hygiene habits! Can't a man catch a break once in a while?!?!?

:D

[Beefsteak1138]

I brush my teeth at work, sometimes.

And man, fuck you beefsteak! First you get on my mix cd, now you're onto my hygiene habits! Can't a man catch a break once in a while?!?!?

:D
:lol

Brush your teeth at home. Chew gum or eat a mint while at work.

[Shagadelic]

my awful typing skills in post # 1058 bug me :lol

should read "Not only that but....."


me----> :twak <----me

[marlin1805]

people smacking their popcorn, crinkling their wrappers and kicking people's seats in movie theatres

[dmbgodagirl41]

This fucking putz named P.J. (works at the Fish and Wildlife Commission next door) brushes his teeth in our bathroom every fucking day. Not on that bug this guy is such an ineffectual nothing that when you say hi he kinda moans....fucking tool this guy....
"excuse me, but since we just ate lunch, i need to go be an anal prick and make sure no pieces of turkey are lodged between my incisors while you try to take a piss in peace. Thumbs down to gum disease!"

[windspinner]

really LOUD television sets!

[dh4645]

my awful typing skills in post # 1058 bug me :lol

should read "Not only that but....."


me----> :twak <----me

is that the only thing that was wrong with it...
:)

[Shagadelic]

"excuse me, but since we just ate lunch, i need to go be an anal prick and make sure no pieces of turkey are lodged between my incisors while you try to take a piss in peace. Thumbs down to gum disease!"


Cop #1: "look at this Sarge, we got ourselves a trouble maker here"

Cop #2: "yeh, but look at her fantastic gum line, let'er go"


:twenty4 I'll be watchin' you Ms. Katie :hug

[Shagadelic]

is that the only thing that was wrong with it...
:)

Get out of my head, GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!! :D

[Mel4AU]

My wacky signature on those UPS/FedEx things.

[neumdogg]

head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!

Thats what i hate.

[angelface]

head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!

Thats what i hate.

:lol I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds annoying!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Cop #1: "look at this Sarge, we got ourselves a trouble maker here"

Cop #2: "yeh, but look at her fantastic gum line, let'er go"


:twenty4 I'll be watchin' you Ms. Katie :hug

hahahahahhahahahaha I'm telling you, it pays to be a Crest Kid!

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds annoying!
worst. commercial. ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XAFCRT9L7A

[Mel4AU]

head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!head-on! apply directly to the forehead!

Thats what i hate.

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Does it sounds weird to you?? It sounds like it's throbbing or something. I hate it.

[angelface]

worst. commercial. ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XAFCRT9L7A

Wow that is annoying!

[neumdogg]

worst. commercial. ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XAFCRT9L7A
Thank you... Bothers the HELL out of me.

[dmbgodagirl41]

no problem. i want to choke small animals when i see that commercial.

[Shagadelic]

Thank you... Bothers the HELL out of me.


I'm assuming thats the head-on commercial, most annoying fucking thing ever. I wouldn't try that shit if it were the best on earth just out of spite :mad

[dmbgodagirl41]

jamison, that post made me laugh becuase of the :mad you put at the end :lol

[Shagadelic]

jamison, that post made me laugh becuase of the :mad you put at the end :lol

Cheers! :thumbsup

glad I made ya laugh....

[BotheDMBFan]

what?!

Eh, jsut to get a reaction.

[Beefsteak1138]

So I was on ebay looking for gift certificates.......There were some auctions where the bid price + shipping was more than the gift certificate itself. :freak

[marlin1805]

girls that run around like chickens with their heads cut off

[NewEnglandCutie]

This happens all the time to me and it pisses me off....
Theres about 12 stalls in the bathroom at work. I could be the only one in there and someone comes in and goes in the stall right next to me...theres not 10 other stalls they could choose from to give me some distance and privacy....really irks me for some reason

crunching and gum snapping really sets me off too

[angelface]

girls that run around like chickens with their heads cut off

:lol what?

[marlin1805]

:lol what?

has nothing to do with you darling ;)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

When you're backing out of a parking spot (in your car) next to a truck or SUV and someone comes from that direction faster than a fucking indy car. Hello can't you figure out that you can see me better than I can see you? Morons.

[marlin1805]

TheGurl']When you're backing out of a parking spot (in your car) next to a truck or SUV and someone comes from that direction faster than a fucking indy car. Hello can't you figure out that you can see me better than I can see you? Morons.

:thumbsup good one

[[DMB]TheGurl]

:thumbsup good one
Happens to me almost daily. Today was a very close call.

[marlin1805]

everyone is always in such a hurry

[[DMB]TheGurl]

everyone is always in such a hurry
Indeed and worst of all entitled (in their mind anyway).

[AlpineValley804]

When my parents unplug my Ipod incorrectly from the computer even though I told them how to do it correctly, and even more annoying, after unplugging they just leave it in the place where it was charging without plugging something different in the computer. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU UNPLUG IT IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO MOVE IT? Ugh.... :BANG

[brilu]

The STUPID terrorists with their STUPID liquid bombs! Thanks Fuckers!! Now I can't even take my shampoo, on the plane!!! And now tomorrow i will have to wait in retardedly long security lines!!:twak

[marlin1805]

When you're out with friends and they start telling you things about an ex that they've heard through channels ... why do they think I care, talk about something else for fucks sake

[Shagadelic]

The ignorance of most Americans who fail to see the need to be proactive against the people desirous of our demise. Next time you're sitting at a stop light, take a look a soccer mom, sippin her Starbucks, gabbin on the cell phone. Now picture that dumb bitches reaction if a plane falls out of the fucking sky right in front of her or the Home Depot across the street just flat blows up. What is she gonna do to help anybody...There is nothing wrong with being mentally prepared and vigilant in the process.

[DMB0715]

The ignorance of most Americans who fail to see the need to be proactive against the people desirous of our demise. Next time you're sitting at a stop light, take a look a soccer mom, sippin her Starbucks, gabbin on the cell phone. Now picture that dumb bitches reaction if a plane falls out of the fucking sky right in front of her or the Home Depot across the street just flat blows up. What is she gonna do to help anybody...There is nothing wrong with being mentally prepared and vigilant in the process.

Quite the rant. And quite valid.

[marlin1805]

quite valid indeed ... i wonder if theres a story behind it

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The ignorance of most Americans who fail to see the need to be proactive against the people desirous of our demise. Next time you're sitting at a stop light, take a look a soccer mom, sippin her Starbucks, gabbin on the cell phone. Now picture that dumb bitches reaction if a plane falls out of the fucking sky right in front of her or the Home Depot across the street just flat blows up. What is she gonna do to help anybody...There is nothing wrong with being mentally prepared and vigilant in the process.


To be honest I thought the smug "nothing can touch us" intellect died on 9/11. Or am I misunderstanding you?

[Shagadelic]

TheGurl']To be honest I thought the smug "nothing can touch us" intellect died on 9/11. Or am I misunderstanding you?


It did die on September 11, 2001 and came back oh....about six months later.

quite valid indeed ... i wonder if theres a story behind it

no story, just tired of people not realizing what is going on around us on a daily basis.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

This pisses me off til no end.

The agency I work for has 12 different buildings, 4 on this site.

The mail is located in the main building, across the parking lot. You would think that if someone went over to grab their mail, that they would grab the mail for the building, seeing that there are eight people that work in this building. But alas, it must be too much work. It must be to hard to pick up three more envelopes and bring them back to the building.

It's just a nice jesture, it's just being courteous. It's what I do everytime I go over there. Even if I'm over there for a meeting, I'll stop on my way out to check and see if anyone in my building has any mail.

What's this one bitch do? She walks over, picks up her mail, and walks back. I go over ten minutes later for a small meeting, I stop to check the mail, and everyone over here has mail in their box. AHHH!! Effing bitch.

End rant.

[devilandthelord]

New Planets.

[MacGuyver]

New Planets.

apparently with this new criteria there are like 45 planets now or something. ludicrous. just kick pluto out of the fucking group already.

[Crush086]

One thing that drives me crazy, and I know too many people that do this, are people that throw "like" 100 times in a conversation. How hard is it to think of what you're gonna say, and get rid of all the likes? "And I was like," "and it was like"

Get rid of it all...

[marlin1805]

One thing that drives me crazy, and I know too many people that do this, are people that throw "like" 100 times in a conversation. How hard is it to think of what you're gonna say, and get rid of all the likes? "And I was like," "and it was like"

Get rid of it all...

welcome to ants!

[UNLTrpt]

DMBc

yeah. I said it.

[marlin1805]

people that complain about money ... if you don't have money, you're not working hard enough.

[davehead86]

FUCKING IDIOTS WITH NO COMMON SENSE

Im an RA in a dorm and we are in the middle of movin right now and every parent acts like their kid is fuckign royalty. GET OVER IT. Your child is not special and most likley will be getting drunk like every other dumb follower this weeknd. And dont give me a dirty look when i tell you not to take out the lamp frfom their room. ITS NOT YOUR LAMP, its belongs to the school leave it in teh room, dont bitch to me about it, i didnt make up the fucking rules.

And whats with that, when did it become cool to drink yourself into a stupor every fucking weekend, when did i miss this, and then they dont remember a thing, that must be so fucking cool.

[devilandthelord]

I hate Idios too!

[davehead86]

I hate Idios too!
:thumbsup :thumbsup :lol

[MontaukNY]

I was driving by KFC the other day and there were some kids (seriously, kids. there's no way there were even past high school) standing outside protesting something or another about KFC cutting off chickens beaks. that's a good cause and all i suppose but kinda miniscule condidering there's a fucking war in the middle east they could protest about. I mean, there are innocent kids dying in Lebanon and Israel but as long as the chickens don't have their beaks cut off before they're thrown in the fryer, the world is a safe place. :BANG

[thelindz]

When I pull up beside someone at a red light and I glance over and they're picking their nose... :)

[MontaukNY]

When I pull up beside someone at a red light and I glance over and they're picking their nose... :)i was just scratching an itch, i swear!

[devilandthelord]

:thumbsup :thumbsup :lol

:haha, nice edit. :thumbsup

[dh4645]

This happens all the time to me and it pisses me off....
Theres about 12 stalls in the bathroom at work. I could be the only one in there and someone comes in and goes in the stall right next to me...theres not 10 other stalls they could choose from to give me some distance and privacy....really irks me for some reason

crunching and gum snapping really sets me off too

yeah, i hate that.

the only thing about my work bathroom is that there are only 2 stalls and a urinal. :BANG

[Beefsteak1138]

The guy that was controlling his car with his knee while reading the newspaper in his car this morning.

[dh4645]

The guy that was controlling his car with his knee while reading the newspaper in his car this morning.

bastards
i hate that shit

[[DMB]TheGurl]

People who walk down the middle of the lane in a parking lot. Unless you want your gene pool exterminated MOVE YOUR ASS.

That is all.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I may have said this, but:

People who use strollers as battering rams to shove me, especially during holiday shopping time. I will step in that thing, bitch, with my 3 inch stiletto pin heels, I dont care if there's a kid in it.

[saintjohnsriver]

this thing

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/saintjohnsriver/thatfreakinicon.jpg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

When the courier stares at my ho-hos.
Yeah I guess I shouldn't be wearing a tank top but still!!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

this thing

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/saintjohnsriver/thatfreakinicon.jpg
Your systray or one particular icon in it?

[dmbgodagirl41]

TheGurl']When the courier stares at my ho-hos.
Yeah I guess I shouldn't be wearing a tank top but still!!
the best is when they are talking to you, eye-to-eye, and then glance down, back up. down, up. Yeah, buddy, we don't notice that :rolleyes

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Your systray or one particular icon in it?the icon with the arrow, drives me nuts

[[DMB]TheGurl]

the best is when they are talking to you, eye-to-eye, and then glance down, back up. down, up. Yeah, buddy, we don't notice that :rolleyes
No shit. Ok that's a dumb thing that bothers me. Guys that think we don't see them checking our rack. HELLO?!

[marlin1805]

TheGurl']When the courier stares at my ho-hos.
Yeah I guess I shouldn't be wearing a tank top but still!!

How would you rate your "ho hos" on a scale of 1-10? Picture ;) ?

[[DMB]TheGurl]

the icon with the arrow, drives me nuts
USB devices?
You can hide icons in your systray if they make you wanna gurgle like a wacko.

Right click on Start>>Properties>>Taskbar>>At the bottom "Hide Inactive icons" and click Customize. Bingo, you are no longer in danger of freaking out like a cat with a mirror.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

How would you rate your "ho hos" on a scale of 1-10? Picture ;) ?
You tell me (http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf)
Warning: NSFW!

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']You tell me (http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf)
Warning: NSFW!that's not you!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

that's not you!
Can't get anything past you, can I? ;)

[saintjohnsriver]

yea, and you told me you were hetro...

[marlin1805]

come on ... PM?? I'm dying to see, I'm a doctor so don't think its weird

[kristinmartin]

TheGurl']You tell me (http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf)
Warning: NSFW!

Dude, you can almost pull her nipple off! That is hillarious!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Wow those tities stirried it up. :lol

If you believed I was serious about those being mine you need some decaff. Ian you're no doctor, unless you mean like most men you are an amatuer gynecologist. The stretchiness of the titties makes me feel funny sometimes.

[saintjohnsriver]

Elle has too much class for that, but I have a question...

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Elle has too much class for that, but I have a question...
I'll bite...what?

[saintjohnsriver]

was this dreadlock boy that was checking you out???

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nipples...mmmmm.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

was this dreadlock boy that was checking you out???
No. He always wears sunglasses so I have no idea. Today it was another courier company altogether.

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']No. He always wears sunglasses so I have no idea. Today it was another courier company altogether.so dreadlockboy checking you out would have been a-ok?

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl']No. He always wears sunglasses so I have no idea. Today it was another courier company altogether.



DHL right?



They always be starin' at my groin area.





EDIT-though I guess I deserve it for wearing a white, silk thong. :rolleyes

[[DMB]TheGurl]

so dreadlockboy checking you out would have been a-ok?
Blatant staring, no. Its rude regardless of how much I might like the guy.

And Greg I'd be starin at your goods in a white silk thong too. :lol
No it wasn't DHL, Purolator.

[TempHelpNeeded]

[does pole dance]


mhmmmm...you can touch...:lol

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Blatant staring, no. Its rude regardless of how much I might like the guy.

And Greg I'd be starin at your goods in a white silk thong too. :lol
No it wasn't DHL, Purolator.just making sure.

I never stare.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

[does pole dance]


mhmmmm...you can touch...:lol
Just a word of warning: pole dancing in Canada can be painful. We have $1 coins.


just making sure.

I never stare
Good boy. Your Mama raised you right.

[AlpineValley804]

People who rape 2 year olds.

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Just a word of warning: pole dancing in Canada can be painful. We have $1 coins.


Good boy. Your Mama raised you right.

I look...

i just don't stare...

[TempHelpNeeded]

It'll put a jingle in my pants. Not like I'm missing that...but damn, Viagra...


:ugh


...so how you been Elle? :o

[marlin1805]

TheGurl']Wow those tities stirried it up. :lol

If you believed I was serious about those being mine you need some decaff. Ian you're no doctor, unless you mean like most men you are an amatuer gynecologist. The stretchiness of the titties makes me feel funny sometimes.

I'm an amateur gynecologist, a cunning linguist, and a master debater. That right there should be worthy of seeing some titties. What do you mean by stretchiness? Are you a member of SAG?

[DixieChixen]

When people say "and can you get that to me ASAP (ie A-Sap"

Fuckers...you're A Sap.

[saintjohnsriver]

You know that tape on the top of new cd's. The person who thought that crap up deserves to have a cat scratch his eyeballs...

[IdeaofYou]

chewing on gum that has no flavor and its really hard. and then you get a headache... but you cant spit it out because then your mouth gets bored. thats the absolute worst.

[dh4645]

chewing on gum that has no flavor and its really hard. and then you get a headache... but you cant spit it out because then your mouth gets bored. thats the absolute worst.

haha good one
i have that going on right now here at work

[dmbigeyedphish]

[does pole dance]


mhmmmm...you can touch...:lol

For the record, I laugh my ass off at all of your posts.:lol

[marlin1805]

how often girls come and go, whether it be their emotions, decisions or their feelings, whatever. make a damn decision and stick with it, be consistent, and tell the truth, speak openly

[dh4645]

how often girls come and go, whether it be their emotions, decisions or their feelings, whatever. make a damn decision and stick with it, be consistent, and tell the truth, speak openly

wow, someone sounds bitter

[fateman]

wow, someone sounds bitter
Yet, he speaks the truth.

[whyibesowhite]

there's this cemetary of center of middle downtown in charlotte.. it's called Elmwood Cemetary.. it's pretty huge.. has graves from the civil war period to current...

anyhoot.. these effin yuppies.. man.. i tell ya'.. i get off work, and they take their dogs out there as if it's a dog park.. take the leash off, as the cemetary is fenced in, and let them loose..

while walking home, i see these effers sit there and let their dogs deficate on graves, run ontop of them, chasing each other, etc...

what i'm screaming about is, how would you like to visit someone to see pee markings that've yet to dry on the tombstone.. or poo on the dirt.. man.. no respect at all..

my daily tirade.

[AlpineValley804]

You know, if you're living in a dorm and you have a bathroom that connects your room with another room, you can tell your roommate who sleeps in the other room that you want alone time with your girl instead of locking the door that leads to your room. Unless they're oversensitive assholes, they won't be offended. More importantly, if you do decide to lock your door, have the decency to answer it when your roommate knocks on it, especially when he does it twice. He may just want to ask you a question and not hang out with you guys.

All I wanted was a fucking spoon for my pudding snack. Jesus.

[marlin1805]

wow, someone sounds bitter

just now seeing this, absolutely no bitterness at all

[TwoStep2888]

You know, if you're living in a dorm and you have a bathroom that connects your room with another room, you can tell your roommate who sleeps in the other room that you want alone time with your girl instead of locking the door that leads to your room. Unless they're oversensitive assholes, they won't be offended. More importantly, if you do decide to lock your door, have the decency to answer it when your roommate knocks on it, especially when he does it twice. He may just want to ask you a question and not hang out with you guys.

All I wanted was a fucking spoon for my pudding snack. Jesus.

:lol Pudding snacks are important, dammit!

[xxdmbxx250]

It's been raining a lot in the past few days because Ernesto was leaving traces of himself on NJ. Well on dark gloomy days when it was more than spitting rain, there were crazy people on the highways with no lights on! In NJ we have a law, "Wipers On, Lights On." I swear if I creamed one of those idoits, I would have blamed it on them having a silver/black/grey car and I was unable to see it in the rain/fog because it did not have its lights on. This reallly runs on my last nerve! :BANG And of course, I don't have one of those fancy new cars that tells you when you are close to someone's bumper in the rain or fog (ie. BMW, Benz, Acura).

Oh and Alpine- Sorry about your pudding snack. :(

[AlpineValley804]

Thank you for your sympathies everyone. I sunk to a whole new level and ate a pudding snack using my mouth and fingers. :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

It's been raining a lot in the past few days because Ernesto was leaving traces of himself on NJ. Well on dark gloomy days when it was more than spitting rain, there were crazy people on the highways with no lights on! In NJ we have a law, "Wipers On, Lights On." I swear if I creamed one of those idoits, I would have blamed it on them having a silver/black/grey car and I was unable to see it in the rain/fog because it did not have its lights on. This reallly runs on my last nerve! :BANG And of course, I don't have one of those fancy new cars that tells you when you are close to someone's bumper in the rain or fog (ie. BMW, Benz, Acura).

Oh and Alpine- Sorry about your pudding snack. :(

Not making daytime running lights a default on your car is just stupid!
Not that that is your fault.

[dmbgodagirl41]

You know, if you're living in a dorm and you have a bathroom that connects your room with another room, you can tell your roommate who sleeps in the other room that you want alone time with your girl instead of locking the door that leads to your room. Unless they're oversensitive assholes, they won't be offended. More importantly, if you do decide to lock your door, have the decency to answer it when your roommate knocks on it, especially when he does it twice. He may just want to ask you a question and not hang out with you guys.

All I wanted was a fucking spoon for my pudding snack. Jesus.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I had a suitemate that would do the same thing!! She would lock my door into the bathroom whenever she had her boyfriend over in case one of them had to go pee or something....I didn't get it...I think it was because they would bang and then take a shower together, and she didn't know when it was going to happen....blah blah blah.

Good thing I had a friend upstairs who constantly let me pee in their bathroom. Last week of school, during finals, I locked her door and didn't open it. HA! BITCH!

[AlpineValley804]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I had a suitemate that would do the same thing!! She would lock my door into the bathroom whenever she had her boyfriend over in case one of them had to go pee or something....I didn't get it...I think it was because they would bang and then take a shower together, and she didn't know when it was going to happen....blah blah blah.

Good thing I had a friend upstairs who constantly let me pee in their bathroom. Last week of school, during finals, I locked her door and didn't open it. HA! BITCH!

Okay, the pudding issue pisses me off more than it should, but when a man needs his pudding, he needs his pudding. I didn't rant on my roommate today like I said I would. On the other hand, if he locked me out of the bathroom, there would be some balls to break.

Good for you doing that on finals week. Totally had it coming to her.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Okay, the pudding issue pisses me off more than it should, but when a man needs his pudding, he needs his pudding. I didn't rant on my roommate today like I said I would. On the other hand, if he locked me out of the bathroom, there would be some balls to break.

Good for you doing that on finals week. Totally had it coming to her.
Yeah, pudding is so money, and when you have to have it, you need to be able to have it!

[dh4645]

Thank you for your sympathies everyone. I sunk to a whole new level and ate a pudding snack using my mouth and fingers. :lol

if it had a foil lid you could have made a makeshift spoon. i did that once...i dont remember what the situation was though...i probably just did it to see if it would work.

[dmbgodagirl41]

if it had a foil lid you could have made a makeshift spoon. i did that once...i dont remember what the situation was though...i probably just did it to see if it would work.
dude, i do that with Mott's applesauce all the time! You fold it in half, and then make it in a scoop shape....works wonders.

[AlpineValley804]

I'll remember that. Today, when I wasn't locked out of my roommates room, I went in to see if I could find a spoon. I ended up finding a box of plastic silverwear. All the spoons were gone, but the forks work surprisingly well.

[AlpineValley804]

Two things:

1. When you put Da Ali G show on your netflix queue and you get it in the mail, take the slip out that is labeled correctly (titled Da Ali G), and take out the disc to see they sent you the wrong thing. It turned out to be the first season of the british version of The Office. :BANG Do they not check these things to see if they're sending the right thing?!
2. I finally meet a cute girl who has caught my eye before when I see her in the cafeteria, all to find out, she has the same name. Sorry, as shallow as it may be, I just can't see myself dating a girl by the same name if it ever came to that.

[one_sweet_wrld]

the fact that im not 21 and this town is dead this weekend.

[dh4645]

wow, this is my thread from a while ago

thanks for bringing it back

[AlpineValley804]

You're welcome. It's a good thread to vent. :thumbsup

[Onesweetworld82]

people

[caraddict78]

Two things:

1. When you put Da Ali G show on your netflix queue and you get it in the mail, take the slip out that is labeled correctly (titled Da Ali G), and take out the disc to see they sent you the wrong thing. It turned out to be the first season of the british version of The Office. :BANG Do they not check these things to see if they're sending the right thing?!
2. I finally meet a cute girl who has caught my eye before when I see her in the cafeteria, all to find out, she has the same name. Sorry, as shallow as it may be, I just can't see myself dating a girl by the same name if it ever came to that.


I don't think it's shallow to not want to date someone with the same name as you. My poor BF's best friend is Jesse and I'm Jessi so conversations can get really confusing sometimes.



I remember a long time ago I rented the Babysitter's Club and the TAPE that was in there was How Stella Got Her Groove Back. My parents were like "uuuh. No" Lol

[inaboysdreammz]

.... my best friend has this wierd OCD thing where she cant end going up the stairs on her left foot..it ALWAYS has to be her right. she knows the number of stairs in every staircase in our school

that ATMs have a damn $2 service charge when your not using it for YOUR BANK...ive wasted countless dollars on that

ohh also when theres only one breadstick left at olive garden and no one takes it...plus the waitor always takes their damn time iwth commming back

[one_sweet_wrld]

the fact that i have class in 8 and a half hours and my roommate and his friend show no intentions of stopping playing halo so i can sleep.

[Number41QT]

the fact that im not 21 and this town is dead this weekend.

Drive up the road a bit to Morgantown - always partyin' going on here...

[dh4645]

the fact that i have class in 8 and a half hours and my roommate and his friend show no intentions of stopping playing halo so i can sleep.

why dont you join in?

[one_sweet_wrld]

only 2 controllers. plus they were playing co-op.

[mr. testaverde]

only 2 controllers. plus they were playing co-op.

have them turn the volume down and be quiet



i hate seeing stray hairs in the sink, on the floor in the bathroom, on the toilet. its a major pet peeve of mine.

[zmiller91]

geometry proofs

[thatgirl224]

having to explain that I was born June 10th, not October 6th to the toothless wonder at the liquor store last year in NY. Its not rocket science, it said right above the numbers MM/DD/YY


crumbs in my butter

when the bus is behind schedule causing me to be late for class due to me being at the bus stop when i should be, and the bus already passed/has not arrived

[Lcsulla]

Dumb people bother me quite a bit. I have a low threshold for ignorance!

[zmiller91]

the fact then when you but the "variety pack" of rice crispy treats the best one there is the double chocolate chung and there is only 3 of those and like 10 normal ones and so you have to hide the good ones from other people so they dont get them or you have to eat them fast and after that youre stuck with the shitty normal ones

[2steppinKJ]

People who say "brang" instead of "brought", just to name one example of lazy ass speech.

[AlpineValley804]

Dumb people bother me quite a bit. I have a low threshold for ignorance!

Damn Jamie, it's a wonder how you tolerate yourself. :D

[one_sweet_wrld]

carlos mencia

[JohnK86]

The absolute WORST thing is when you put certain cheeses into the fridge, INSIDE a plastic cheese container, wrap it up in a plastic bag, and it STILL manages to get all hard in the corner, and you can´t slice it properly and end up wasting 10-20% of it! I HATE that!WHY?

[thatgirl224]

The absolute WORST thing is when you put certain cheeses into the fridge, INSIDE a plastic cheese container, wrap it up in a plastic bag, and it STILL manages to get all hard in the corner, and you can´t slice it properly and end up wasting 10-20% of it! I HATE that!WHY?

i have a different problem. I wrap the cheese up all airtight in the plastic wrap, then inside a sandwich bag, and I put it away in the cheese door. The next time I open the fridge, half of the cheese is unwrapped, just laying open in the fridge. The bf doesn't understand that attempting to put the cheese away correctly is not the same as putting the cheese away correctly.

[dmbgodagirl41]

someone who asks me the same question 8 times a day.

[meredithpaull]

(sorry Katie, i may be that person sometimes)


when you have to rely on information from other people to finish projects at work!!! You're perfectly capable of getting them done by deadline but you need them to get back to you so that you can finish so you're just sitting and waiting...on a friday :shrug

[BotheDMBFan]

Athiests that say oh my God.

This is what some jackass at my school said to me yesterday(and was totally serious)

"Like, Oh my God, I'm athiest! Don't quote the bible around me!" (This all came after I gave the Ezekial 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction to a friend of mine, when we were trying to see who could quote Pulp the most)

[marjorybarnes]

When you are taking down a phone number at work and the people talk really slowly 713............523.......

Just tell me the dang number!!!!

[BotheDMBFan]

SOMetimes it is nessecary though.

[thatgirl224]

Athiests that say oh my God.

This is what some jackass at my school said to me yesterday(and was totally serious)

"Like, Oh my God, I'm athiest! Don't quote the bible around me!" (This all came after I gave the Ezekial 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction to a friend of mine, when we were trying to see who could quote Pulp the most)
I am guilty of this sometimes.
I usually say "oh dear lord"

and i am buddhist

[Tomriddle]

When people wait for an extra 15+ minutes to get on the crowded express train, which takes them one stop, which is also the local train's next stop.

Also, the "Naked George Washington" thread.

[BotheDMBFan]

At least you have a relegion, not some cop out to do nothing on Sundays except go the a skatepark and jerk it.

[Tomriddle]

and i am buddhist

Buddhists can believe in God though. What denomination?

[thatgirl224]

At least you have a relegion, not some cop out to do nothing on Sundays except go the a skatepark and jerk it.

I don't practice in the presence of others. Never really have. My mothers side of the family is buddhist, but because growing up there was nowhere for me to practice (only catholic churches where i grew up), I used to go to Catholic church with my father, but never did the sacrament.
I usually just take an hour every day or so and meditate. Try to find my personal enlightenment through quiet thought.

[marjorybarnes]

My sister gets her hands wet first, then reaches for the soap, thus dripping water on the counter. Therefore our bathroom counter is alays wet.

Also, she takes the hand towel off the bar, wipes her hands, wads the towel up and sits it on top of the bar, so the hand towel is also always wet.

This drives me INSANE

[BotheDMBFan]

People who don't restock TP in the bathroom.

[meredithpaull]

^ UGH!!! YES!


Having to continue to stay late because there is an interviewee that needs to be fed some BS about how great what we "do" is....

[BotheDMBFan]

WHen people say Mike Patton sucks, despite not knowing who he is.

[rconverse]

^ UGH!!! YES!


Having to continue to stay late because there is an interviewee that needs to be fed some BS about how great what we "do" is....

:ugh

That's not what you told me. Tell the truth much?

[TomDMB803]

when people eat a handfull of cheetos, lick their fingers, and stick their hand back in the bag for another grab. eww

[wnderwoman]

People who take life too seriously.

[BotheDMBFan]

Jesus freaks.

Now, before you guys say anything, I believe in God, and Jesus, and he HOly Ghost and all that shit, but if any of you have seen Jesus Camp, JESUS CHRIST!

[AlpineValley804]

People who take life too seriously.

And people who take themselves too seriously.

Also having no new Netflix movies to watch. :(

[BotheDMBFan]

Going 15 minutes with no Borat.

[wnderwoman]

And people who take themselves too seriously.

Also having no new Netflix movies to watch. :(

:thumbsup Good point

[AlpineValley804]

:thumbsup Good point

There's a girl in my English Comp. class who takes herself way too seriously. I absolutely cannot stand her. Anytime a subject is brought up that she is knowledgeable about, she'll speak about it and explain and if someone says something sarcastic, she'll just freak out and say "Nooooo!!" It's hilarious and annoying at the same time. It's like, lighten up, seriously.

[Jibiti]

Disney retooling their movies for DVD to avoid former stupid little controversial scenes, and then some (a.k.a. 'The George Lucas Effect').

[jeffh]

have you ever seen a 7-11 not open?

those people will not even leave the store after being shot. die hards.

obvisouly you've never experienced a hurricane

[BotheDMBFan]

People who call others racists, when in turn, they are the racist ones.

People who say "I have plenty of black friends" and you never see them with them.

[Onesweetworld82]

people who keep count of their black friends

[BotheDMBFan]

Hootie haters.

[Tomriddle]

Texas

[Onesweetworld82]

they were my 1st concert

[Onesweetworld82]

GA drivers

[BotheDMBFan]

they were my 1st concert

Then what a first concert that must have been.

[BotheDMBFan]

GA drivers

CA drivers.

[Onesweetworld82]

hootie fans ;)

[BotheDMBFan]

hootie fans ;)

Death is awaiting you ;)

[Onesweetworld82]

Then what a first concert that must have been.

it was free and i was 13, so it wasn't bad

[wnderwoman]

When you are putting on lotion out of a pump bottle and old lotion gets hard and stuck at the end. So you pump and it explodes out of the end and there is too much now on your hand. Grrr

[Onesweetworld82]

Death is awaiting you ;)

promise ;)

[wnderwoman]

When you put on jeans after having just washed and dried them and they are a little tight around your backside...

[Onesweetworld82]

people and my dog

[luke7]

people who throw paper towels on the floor right in front of the trash can in restrooms.

[Onesweetworld82]

i'm still going with people in general

[Onesweetworld82]

silence

[chr35919]

people not pulling out into the intersection at a light when they're turning left across traffic...

so they sit at the stop line until the light turns yellow and then only they get to take the left instead of two or three cars.

I'm from boston. this doesn't happen there...but in the midwest, it's the standard.

[Onesweetworld82]

^^^^^amen

[one_sweet_wrld]

relationships

[one_sweet_wrld]

the eagles and steelers are both on cbs right now but since im in central pennsylvania i cant see the eagles :BANG :twenty4

[one_sweet_wrld]

oh and people who walk into the elevator before letting you get out.

[TomDMB803]

the eagles and steelers are both on cbs right now but since im in central pennsylvania i cant see the eagles :BANG :twenty4


Yes.

[Tomriddle]

relationships

:thumbsup

[caraddict78]

Texas Tech University fans

[VanHorneDog]

humans

[one_sweet_wrld]

mixed signals

[amirightsideup]

mixed signals
amen to that!!

[bemused]

when people chew gum like a cow!!!

[dh4645]

the eagles and steelers are both on cbs right now but since im in central pennsylvania i cant see the eagles :BANG :twenty4

i don't like when donovan gets injured and now the eagles season is over.

[TheMakerDMB17]

when a trashy asshole I dont know comes up to me at the mall when i'm in a fucking pet store and tells me "get your haircut faggot.".......true story, it bothers me quite a bit.

[dh4645]

when a trashy asshole I dont know comes up to me at the mall when i'm in a fucking pet store and tells me "get your haircut faggot.".......true story, it bothers me quite a bit.

maybe you should get your hair cut.

:)

[Lcsulla]

Getting treated like some sort of potential criminal just because I didn't want to dress all that nicely to go to friggen Walgreens to pick up a prescription and some cigarettes!

[SmoothG]

Buddhists can believe in God though. What denomination?

Can you give me a reference for this? As far as I've read, this is not the case. I am not expert however.

I hate when people send emails and cc a dozen people and I end up getting copied on every response when I didn't really need to be on the original list. Some people need a class in how to use email effectively and professionally! Wasting my time, as if I don't get enough emails already.

[Lcsulla]

People that still have size tags in their sigs. :)

Actually people with large sigs or images annoy me too because they're jeopardizing the privilege for everyone else at this point.