DUMB things that bother you

[wnderwoman]

People that still have size tags in their sigs. :)

Actually people with large sigs or images annoy me too because they're jeopardizing the privilege for everyone else at this point.

Is mine too large Jamie?

[Lcsulla]

Is mine too large Jamie?

Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of people who list all 72 shows they've attended and links to myspace, facebook, classmates, IM, eMail, etc etc. Most people are shortening them but there's still quite large ones. Yours is just 'dead' text and only not very many characters at that. It's bandwidth with images and outside redirects that are a concern logistically while the sigs listing shows are just eyesores. Your few lines of text are not a big strain.

[rconverse]

^^ what about the link to all my half naked "Do whatever it takes for coke money" pics on my sig? Are those safe?

[bemused]

sound or people biting their nails!

[magentaflash]

When someone says 'be there in a few'. A few what? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? And then you can't get mad if you consider them late, because they never said a few what. :mad

[bemused]

When someone says 'be there in a few'. A few what? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? And then you can't get mad if you consider them late, because they never said a few what. :mad

I hate that too!

[one_sweet_wrld]

sluts

[TwoStep2888]

CU's football team. :BANG

[bamalvr2]

lmao....you sound like Steve Martin in Father of the Bride....you know the hotdog/bun scene in his ruffle tux?? lol!

[BotheDMBFan]

Overly obsessive fans

[zmiller91]

CU's football team. :BANG
football team may suck but the school is awesome

[WastingTime]

those little assholes on xbox live who think they are amazing at the any game.. and try to talk to shit but deep down they are just mad because their balls haven't dropped yet

[WastingTime]

one more then..

why the FUCK is the BRAILLE on ATMs?!?! blind people can't drive!!

[BotheDMBFan]

Ummm, the blind need money too.

[one_sweet_wrld]

:lol its not like you need a drivers license to use an atm.

[WastingTime]

Sorry should have specified... drive thru atm..

[one_sweet_wrld]

gotcha. makes much more sense now.

[GLR87]

People who mention the same things over and over again.. such as stories

When you have constant contact with people, or a person and then they just stop talking to you, don't give you a reason why.

Assignments that are always in the back of your head, that stop you from looking forward to something...example Winter Break...but I have a huge history paper to write etc..

[AlpineValley804]

When people are playing music and they switch the song literally every 30-50 seconds. Listen to the whole fucking thing. My roommate would do this excessively.

[s0628711]

When people are playing music and they switch the song literally every 30-50 seconds. Listen to the whole fucking thing. My roommate would do this excessively.
Worst ever. I absolutely hate that. Some of my friends don't even make it 30 seconds and listen to the first ten, start bobbing their head feeling it, then switch. Like, it's one thing to listen until you know it to see if it's worth listening to, but when you're feelin' it, why switch??

[one_sweet_wrld]

my roommates sleep schedule

goes to bed at 6 or 7 in the morning (i dont know for sure, im asleep), wakes up around 4 or 5

[laststraw41]

Assignments that are always in the back of your head, that stop you from looking forward to something...example Winter Break...but I have a huge history paper to write etc..

Thanks for reminding me....

When people are playing music and they switch the song literally every 30-50 seconds. Listen to the whole fucking thing. My roommate would do this excessively.

I do that :p

[thatgirl224]

City drivers who illegally block entrances.
People who peel out of parking lots (wtf?)
Kids who buy Neons and sup them up like they are out of F&F, then park in McDonalds or Tims and pump crappy music from their crappy sound systems. Here's a tip...take all the money you spent makingyour crappy car look slightly less crappy, and buy a real nice car!
Kids who can't pull their GD pants up over their GD ass.

[AlpineValley804]

Thanks for reminding me....



I do that :p

:twak

[Smoke/Mirrors]

nickelback

[one_sweet_wrld]

this is going to sound dumb but... when people have quotes in their aim profiles/away messages and you think theyre about you but arent sure.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

this is going to sound dumb but... when people have quotes in their aim profiles/away messages and you think theyre about you but arent sure.

especially when the person is someone you are madly in love with secretly or not so secretly, and the away message says "I think about you at night" and you aren't quite sure...

yeah. i can relate.

[laststraw41]

this is going to sound dumb but... when people have quotes in their aim profiles/away messages and you think theyre about you but arent sure.

Yep, and you can't go and ask either haha

[AlpineValley804]

Worst ever. I absolutely hate that. Some of my friends don't even make it 30 seconds and listen to the first ten, start bobbing their head feeling it, then switch. Like, it's one thing to listen until you know it to see if it's worth listening to, but when you're feelin' it, why switch??

:sarcasm Let's give MTV a big round of applause.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

when people use alchahol as an excuse for things.

if you are going to drink, everything you do while you're drunk is also your responsibility.

[thatgirl224]

this is going to sound dumb but... when people have quotes in their aim profiles/away messages and you think theyre about you but arent sure.

On the flipside:
When I put a quote in my MSN name, and someone (ALWAYS the same person) freaks out and threatens to delete me because she thinks it's about her. :lol
Then again...she thinks EVERYTHING that everyone talks about is about her.

[laststraw41]

when people use alchahol as an excuse for things.

if you are going to drink, everything you do while you're drunk is also your responsibility.

Very true, I completely agree. :thumbsup

Also, when you're having a conversation with someone through text's, and they just suddenly stop responding without explanation, there sometimes is a reasonable explanation but it still bothers me.

[AlpineValley804]

On the flipside:
When I put a quote in my MSN name, and someone (ALWAYS the same person) freaks out and threatens to delete me because she thinks it's about her. :lol
Then again...she thinks EVERYTHING that everyone talks about is about her.

I won't lie that I have some issues with insecurity, but when it's to that extreme it's just fucking ridiculous. I feel your pain.

[wnderwoman]

Sillyness

[lizzardsauce]

Here's a tip...take all the money you spent makingyour crappy car look slightly less crappy, and buy a real nice car!

:lol :lol :lol
nickelback
:thumbsup :thumbsup my second-least-favorite band of all time.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

Sillyness

i heartily disagree.

sillyness is fantastic.

[thatgirl224]

I won't lie that I have some issues with insecurity, but when it's to that extreme it's just fucking ridiculous. I feel your pain.
Every once in a while I see a MSN quote, or a blog entry that makes me think "is that directed at me?", but I quickly lose interest.
She ALWAYS thinks it's about her. Every blog entry I make, everything I say in my MSN quotes..everything. Then she freaks out, calls me a bad friend, and deletes me...only to re-add me a couple days later once she's cooled off and realized she was being stupid.
Last time she did it I emailed her and told her to piss off, and that everything in my life didn't revolve around her, neither did anything anyone else said...
I refuse to re-add her, she's too stressful.

[wnderwoman]

i heartily disagree.

sillyness is fantastic.

To clarify, a better word would be pettyness.

Love you Bro!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

To clarify, a better word would be pettyness.

Love you Bro!

there ya go!!!!
:)

the love is mutual big sis.:hug

[thatgirl224]

there ya go!!!!
:)

the love is mutual big sis.:hug

Hey! Where is my love?
You don't love ME anymore?
What did I do??:(

[AlpineValley804]

Every once in a while I see a MSN quote, or a blog entry that makes me think "is that directed at me?", but I quickly lose interest.
She ALWAYS thinks it's about her. Every blog entry I make, everything I say in my MSN quotes..everything. Then she freaks out, calls me a bad friend, and deletes me...only to re-add me a couple days later once she's cooled off and realized she was being stupid.
Last time she did it I emailed her and told her to piss off, and that everything in my life didn't revolve around her, neither did anything anyone else said...
I refuse to re-add her, she's too stressful.

Is her name Stephanie by any chance?

[Smoke/Mirrors]

Hey! Where is my love?
You don't love ME anymore?
What did I do??:(


whoa now..... who said andrew's love needs to be zero-sum? i have plenty to go around!!!:)

[thatgirl224]

Is her name Stephanie by any chance?
No...Mary Jane...
but oddly enough, she has a big sister named Stephanie...:lol

[meredithpaull]

this is going to sound dumb but... when people have quotes in their aim profiles/away messages and you think theyre about you but arent sure.

:lol Oh gosh, this happened SO MUCH my freshman year of college. Yay for crazy insecurities, new friends, and crushes!!!

it was also sad how we'd be IM-ing with people 1-2 floors away in our same dorm!! a li'l pathetic :)
(not as bad as accross the room though, didn't partake in that, it was usually mean gossip)

[Smoke/Mirrors]

:lol Oh gosh, this happened SO MUCH my freshman year of college. Yay for crazy insecurities, new friends, and crushes!!!

it was also sad how we'd be IM-ing with people 1-2 floors away in our same dorm!! a li'l pathetic :)
(not as bad as accross the room though, didn't partake in that, it was usually mean gossip)
Hello!!!!!!:bounce :bounce :multi :multi

[meredithpaull]

Hi stranger :)

that was a nice welcome! NOT dumb and DIDNT bother me.

[thatgirl224]

:lol Oh gosh, this happened SO MUCH my freshman year of college. Yay for crazy insecurities, new friends, and crushes!!!

it was also sad how we'd be IM-ing with people 1-2 floors away in our same dorm!! a li'l pathetic :)
(not as bad as accross the room though, didn't partake in that, it was usually mean gossip)
2 summers ago my roomate flaked out on me, went psychotic one day while I was at work, disconnected our power, cable and phone, and moved out without any notice. I was literally chatting and laughing with herat breakfast, come home from work to find the apartment empty, and a note on my door saying that she had everything disconnected, and would be by next month to collect my part of the bills and rent. I said "fuck you", and moved into my boyfriends apartment up the street with his 2 best friends.
The apartment was very small for 4 people. They all had laptops with wireless. They would chat to each other in the apartment about sports, while organizing online sports pools, while watching sports/playing sports on the tv...it was very surreal.
Still...the best summer of my life...those guys were awesome

[Smoke/Mirrors]

i hate the word spooge.

[AlpineValley804]

No...Mary Jane...
but oddly enough, she has a big sister named Stephanie...:lol

:lol I hope it's not the same Stephanie and it's a family pattern.

[lizzardsauce]

I hate it when people use the word "tits" to describe something they like. My ex used to do this all the time, ugh!

[one_sweet_wrld]

i havent seen home alone yet this year!

[AlpineValley804]

I hate it when people use the word "tits" to describe something they like. My ex used to do this all the time, ugh!

There are only two things that are worthy of being called such a thing. :lol

[AlpineValley804]

i havent seen home alone yet this year!

Neither have I. I'm going to have to make it an agenda for this week.

[meredithpaull]

I hate it when people use the word "tits" to describe something they like. My ex used to do this all the time, ugh!


I used to kind of hate this too, but the other day my roomie came into the living room in a sheer top with nothing underneath and said "woops! sorry if you can see my tots"

so ever since then it's become a new descriptor like:
that movie is tots
or those shoes are the tots.

[one_sweet_wrld]

I hate it when people use the word "tits" to describe something they like. My ex used to do this all the time, ugh!
i think its funny if its used tongue-in-cheek, but :thumbsdow when people are serious about it.

[BotheDMBFan]

Hippies, Pot Smokers, Communists, Republicans, People named Dax, People named Curt(not Curtis, but Curt), Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, Nu-Metal, Old Metal, The Brittish, The French, The Greeks, The Itallians, Andy Dick, Kathy Griffin.

There we go.

[meredithpaull]

who are the Brittish and the Itallians?



edit: sorry...i'm being a jerk

[Lcsulla]

:rolleyes

^ That emoticon bothers me. I can never tell if it denotes sarcasm or someone rolling their eyes in condescension as they post something.

[Lcsulla]

edit: sorry...i'm being a jerk

You're lucky, jerks didn't make his list! :lol

[BotheDMBFan]

You're lucky, jerks didn't make his list! :lol

Yes, but communists did.(I'm just trying to get to 20,001 as fast as I can.)

[lizzardsauce]

I used to kind of hate this too, but the other day my roomie came into the living room in a sheer top with nothing underneath and said "woops! sorry if you can see my tots"

so ever since then it's become a new descriptor like:
that movie is tots
or those shoes are the tots.
:lol :lol I actually kinda like that! Not being an overly-endowded lady I usually refer to the girls as "maguppies" but I think Im gonna borrow "tots" and see how that works out.

[snow1868]

I really hate the word moist. It just sounds gross. There has to be a better word to describe a cake.

[thatgirl224]

Yes, but communists did.(I'm just trying to get to 20,001 as fast as I can.)
What's wrong with communism? Like any form, it has it's flaws, but the basis is really quite lovely. Interpretation of communistic values that leads one to promote only it's flaws is what really bothers me.

[BotheDMBFan]

Oh, and the word "browsing."

[BotheDMBFan]

What's wrong with communism? Like any form, it has it's flaws, but the basis is really quite lovely. Interpretation of communistic values that leads one to promote only it's flaws is what really bothers me.

You commie bastard.

[lizzardsauce]

I really hate the word moist. It just sounds gross. There has to be a better word to describe a cake.
HA HA HA! I used to work with a guy who hated two words more than all others: moist, and panties. Kind of a shame considering the implications of putting them together.

[thatgirl224]

You commie bastard.
:lol
Oh Bo...

[one_sweet_wrld]

monday night football on espn

[BotheDMBFan]

At least some one gets my jokes.

[BotheDMBFan]

monday night football on espn

If they' d give Tony K some decent people to work with, it'd be great.

[Lcsulla]

What's wrong with communism? Like any form, it has it's flaws, but the basis is really quite lovely. Interpretation of communistic values that leads one to promote only it's flaws is what really bothers me.

Communism is proof that absolute power corrupts absolutely. 110,000,000 communist state sponsored deaths since 1917 will attest to that. The concept is great and all but the implementation is awful and the leaders are mostly sadists or paranoid maniacs elevated though murder and corruption - not merit. Historically communism makes Nazism look like a random killing spree when compared to the blood shed in the name of communism.

[BotheDMBFan]

To be fair though, hasn't "Democracy" spread just as much, if not more death than those commie bastards?

[meredithpaull]

Communism is proof that absolute power corrupts absolutely. 110,000,000 communist state sponsored deaths since 1917 will attest to that. The concept is great and all but the implementation is awful and the leaders are mostly sadists or paranoid maniacs elevated though murder and corruption - not merit. Historically communism makes Nazism look like a random killing spree when compared to the blood shed in the name of communism.

communism or socialism? ;)


I wonder if the same could be true for Christianity vs Islam if you add up the stats. Probably not as Islam has been around a tad longer.

[Lcsulla]

To be fair though, hasn't "Democracy" spread just as much, if not more death than those commie bastards?

Government sanctioned executions for little or no reason? No way. The comparison isn't even close.

[Lcsulla]

communism or socialism? ;)

Same devil different name. :)


I wonder if the same could be true for Christianity vs Islam if you add up the stats. Probably not as Islam has been around a tad longer.

Really not sure. Lets just say it's safe to assume religion has shed at least as much blood as politics!

[BotheDMBFan]

Government sanctioned executions for little or no reason? No way. The comparison isn't even close.

I'm glad we let OJ go, but still.

[BotheDMBFan]

Same devil different name. :)




Really not sure. Lets just say it's safe to assume religion has shed at least as much blood as politics!

NOI here I come/

[On Bended Knees]

dumb thing that bothers me number 1: threads titled "sean lennon appreciation post"

[mr. testaverde]

HA HA HA! I used to work with a guy who hated two words more than all others: moist, and panties. Kind of a shame considering the implications of putting them together.

hahaha i hate the word panties too. and i mean the actual word itself. what it refers to, well, thats a different story ;)

[one_sweet_wrld]

the fact that i cant concentrate on anything.

[thatgirl224]

So...

I had this favorite cracker. It had been my favorite for years, but the local stores no longer carried them. Each time I would go get groceries...I would search the aisle looking for them, only to be saddened when I could not find them.

After a couple years of sulking, I decided to try a new cracker. One I had seen on the shelves often, and figured it was a safe bet that they would be good. I fell in love with them after a couple crackers. They are not as good as the original, but after 2 years of no crackers, I was very happy to have found a substitute.

2 weeks later, the crackers are gone.

WTF???

BRING BACK MY GD CRACKERS

[lizzardsauce]

So...

I had this favorite cracker. It had been my favorite for years, but the local stores no longer carried them. Each time I would go get groceries...I would search the aisle looking for them, only to be saddened when I could not find them.

After a couple years of sulking, I decided to try a new cracker. One I had seen on the shelves often, and figured it was a safe bet that they would be good. I fell in love with them after a couple crackers. They are not as good as the original, but after 2 years of no crackers, I was very happy to have found a substitute.

2 weeks later, the crackers are gone.

WTF???

BRING BACK MY GD CRACKERS
:lol :lol Just curious, what kind of crackers were they?

[thatgirl224]

:lol :lol Just curious, what kind of crackers were they?
The first were cream crackers, made in Newfoundland. Then I took up these white cheddar cheese nibs...and they stopped selling them too!

[BlueWatrBaboon]

wedgies

[bemused]

lazy people

[BotheDMBFan]

People that hate hip hop just because of the crap on the radio.

[one_sweet_wrld]

ambiguity

[BotheDMBFan]

White people.

[hylidaea]

Pasty white people

[dh4645]

coming back to work after being off since 12/22/06

[boarderx5423]

Resuming classes on January 3rd...

[boarderx5423]

Communism is proof that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Yeah, but having absolute power rocks absolutely, too.

[one_sweet_wrld]

arrgh im so confused about this girl because shes a fucking slut but shes so cool and theres this other girl, blah, im too drunk to explain.

[BotheDMBFan]

Music Theory.

[SmoothG]

Ignorant people who bash America and give unintelligent, incorrect, generalized reasons which couldn't be farther from the truth! I'm Canadian and disagree with several aspects of American politics or culture, but also understand there are far more good things than bad. Some of the people I meet here are such sheep and eat up the shit that is fed to them without using their own brains! That annoys me. If you dislike America and can support it with intelligent, rational opinions...good on ya...

[il bacio dolce]

Louis Vuitton bags and how some women look fantastic with those short pixie like haircuts. :P

[Beefsteak1138]

Ignorant people who bash America and give unintelligent, incorrect, generalized reasons which couldn't be farther from the truth! I'm Canadian and disagree with several aspects of American politics or culture, but also understand there are far more good things than bad. Some of the people I meet here are such sheep and eat up the shit that is fed to them without using their own brains! That annoys me. If you dislike America and can support it with intelligent, rational opinions...good on ya...

99% people are lemmings and can't think on their own. Its just a fact of life.

[dh4645]

having off on friday's...oh, wait, nevermind i guess i need to start an "Awesome things that are awesome" thread.

[bemused]

listening to someone chomp on their nails!! yuck and ouch!!

[one_sweet_wrld]

when people dont know when to leave.

[dh4645]

when people use "FTW" acronymn...for the win.

especially at the end of sentences where it doesn't make any sense at all.

[il bacio dolce]

I'm 21. I'm dating someone much older than me - more than 10 years, less than 20. I've been having an incredibly hard time getting comfortable all because of our age difference, despite feeling a really good connection on every level with him... I want things to work out but I'm afraid I'll never get comfortable. Whatever, that's all my insecurity, not his problem.

He teaches at a college, he has freshmen and juniors (so 18-19 year olds and then the 20-21 year olds) and he's never dated anyone that young since he's been teaching, he can't... he likes to look - why would he not - but he'd never go for someone that young. Meeting me was such a chance thing and, he says, he doesn't feel like he's with a little girl when he's with me, I seem mentally much older, he says...

Which is why he claims he'd never have any interest in the 19 year old sister of a friend of his who has this borderline obsessive crush on him. She text messages him to try to get him to come over, she tries to take her clothes off in front of him, I mean she really makes serious advances when ever she gets the chance. And he never lets it go anywhere because she is too young and his friend's little sister. Well last night I noticed she is on his myspace friends all of a sudden. I realize she probably searched for him and he was only being nice but this annoys the fuck out of me because he shouldn't even be giving this girl the slightest hint that he is interested if he is truly not interested. She's going to take advantage of the ease of contacting someone through myspace and she's not gonna leave him alone. :rolleyes Grrrrr.

[magentaflash]

I'm 21. I'm dating someone much older than me - more than 10 years, less than 20. I've been having an incredibly hard time getting comfortable all because of our age difference, despite feeling a really good connection on every level with him... I want things to work out but I'm afraid I'll never get comfortable. Whatever, that's all my insecurity, not his problem.

He teaches at a college, he has freshmen and juniors (so 18-19 year olds and then the 20-21 year olds) and he's never dated anyone that young since he's been teaching, he can't... he likes to look - why would he not - but he'd never go for someone that young. Meeting me was such a chance thing and, he says, he doesn't feel like he's with a little girl when he's with me, I seem mentally much older, he says...

Which is why he claims he'd never have any interest in the 19 year old sister of a friend of his who has this borderline obsessive crush on him. She text messages him to try to get him to come over, she tries to take her clothes off in front of him, I mean she really makes serious advances when ever she gets the chance. And he never lets it go anywhere because she is too young and his friend's little sister. Well last night I noticed she is on his myspace friends all of a sudden. I realize she probably searched for him and he was only being nice but this annoys the fuck out of me because he shouldn't even be giving this girl the slightest hint that he is interested if he is truly not interested. She's going to take advantage of the ease of contacting someone through myspace and she's not gonna leave him alone. :rolleyes Grrrrr.


That's not a dumb thing. Bitch sounds crazy!

[il bacio dolce]

She's not prettier than me.. with tons of make up, and her hair done up and cute clothes, sure. :rolleyes I never get all done up like that. I don't even care to! Men like me fine just being myself. I feel threatened by someone that.. aggressive.. It does get attention, and she's probably a big slut but she gets attention nonetheless :lol And she wants his. Grrrrr. Why? He's literally TWICE her age!

[il bacio dolce]

Oooooh he's in her top friends. :rolleyes

[magentaflash]

Because for some reason, most girls (myself NOT included) do not see guys that are already in relationships as off limits. They think, well, if he'll leave her for me, their relationship must not be that strong anyway. When the fact is, if he DOES leave his current relationship for something like that, it just means he's a dick, who's going to do the same thing to the next girl.

Sorry, a little personal rant in there. :lol

[il bacio dolce]

It's true. He won't be off limits just because I start hanging with him. And it's ridiculous that this should motivate me to go more places with him but it does. Do you know what I mean? Like it makes me want to be able to say yeah he's mine. I know he'd never cheat.. but I have to actually make a commitment to him to be able to say that.

[kwall]

listening to someone chomp on their nails!! yuck and ouch!!

listening to people clip their nails is just as bad. Especially at work.

[PerfectStorm]

listening to people clip their nails is just as bad. Especially at work.

Nail clipping is the WORST.



Another thing I hate is when people bring personal information onto a message board where all the people in the situation are involved and tell blatant lies. So childish.

[dh4645]

It's true. He won't be off limits just because I start hanging with him. And it's ridiculous that this should motivate me to go more places with him but it does. Do you know what I mean? Like it makes me want to be able to say yeah he's mine. I know he'd never cheat.. but I have to actually make a commitment to him to be able to say that.

well, just give him all the sex he can handle and he wont even think of that girl.

i was with a chick for a few months a few yrs ago and we did so much sexually, i didnt even feel the "need" to look at porn or other chicks.

[il bacio dolce]

:lol We have never held back at all. But then I wonder if the mystery of this other girl - versus the lack thereof with me - is going to attract him.

It doesn't help that she's so much my opposite in appearance.

[Lcsulla]

I am out of space on my bookshelves. The stack of about 50 books I have next to it looks like shit. I am too busy to build another custom shelf. I have to prioritize them tonight and pick about 75 books to put in my in glass cases to keep dust off them. Not gonna open any space though because they're already being used as bookshelves and they're full anyhow. Yeah, it's annoying - every time I turn around I have to see it and it irks me because I am an obnoxious neat freak. :shrug

[one_sweet_wrld]

people with b.o.

[Tomriddle]

Nail clipping is the WORST.

Eh, it's kind of hot.






...:rolleyes

[il bacio dolce]

When you've heard a joke so many times it's not funny anymore, yet every new person who says it expects you to laugh, and when you don't they say you have no sense of humor.

It's like when people used to say WAZZUUUUUUUP or "I'm Rick James BITCH" or things like that.. they got old and stopped being funny, but people STILL say them. Git R Done is another one. People think these things are so cool. But they're not.

WAZZUUUUUUUP!!!!!!! :twak

It's like when I worked at McDonalds back when I was 16 and there was a burger called the McTasty. And people would come up and ask for a McNasty. And if I didn't laugh hysterically I was told to have a sense of humor. But I'd heard it so many times already and even if I hadn't it was never funny to begin with.

And another thing, it's annoying when people make ethnic or sexist jokes, or any joke based on politics, religion or pop culture, and then when you don't laugh because either it's not funny or you just don't get the reference, they think you have no sense of humor.

Git R DONNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Ph.D. moron: Katie, what's our fax number?
Me (Pointing to the "OUR FAX NUMBER IS" sign on the Fax machine): That.
....10 minutes passes......
Same Ph.D. Moron: Katie, what's our fax number?

[il bacio dolce]

:lol Last night I'm on the phone with my.. friend (that's currently accurate, I THINK).. who was staying in a hotel out in Philly, cause he has an interview today.. and he was trying to plug in an iron to iron his shirt for the next day. And he can't find an outlet anywhere. There's one behind each bed, one in the bathroom, one under a desk and one behind a large piece of furniture that holds a tv and some other things. So there are no outlets he can get to and he's going on and on about this and he goes "And it's like.. I have a phd and I can't even plug in this iron to iron my shirt!" :lol He was so frustrated.


it's fucking annoying how ALL hotels EVERYWHERE are exactly like this. The outlets, if there are any, are behind or under furniture you cannot move so you can't even use the outlets!!!!!

[il bacio dolce]

Americans obsessed with Japanese culture. Anime, tattoos of Japanese symbols, Japanese inspired clothing styles, Japanese music, you name it. And nobody really likes sushi and sake, you tolerate that crap cause you think anything Japanese is super cool.

SUV drivers... people who use their horn... hands-free cell phones on at all times... Too many items in express checkout... arguing prices at the store and holding lines up... cell phone will driving or when another person is waiting on you... bumper stickers... Louis Vuiton bags... women with more shoes than brain cells.... Smokers who run ... runners who smoke... People who belong to Bally's... Whole Foods or organic food freaks.... People who only drink Fiji or Evian... Men who are good dancers... short men.... tall women.... not wearing a jacket when its snowing... wearing shorts of sandals or flip flops when its snowing.... Long drink orders at starbucks (I'll have a venti nonfat sugar free halfcaf caramel macchiattoooo)... Pregnant women.... Weight watchers people who constantly talk about it (At my last weigh in blahblahblah... and this only has 2 points blahblahlah)..... The annoying blond bitch on the view... Katie Holmes.... Lana Lang, even if she is fictional.... women who wear oversized belts and other accessories.... BIG hair.... ridiculously long hair... Girls with loads of make up on.... Public drunkenness.... super huge girls who are super outgoing and super slutty.....

Am I missing anything?

[dmbigeyedphish]

Wow. You hate a lot of shit.

[il bacio dolce]

It's not stuff I hate. It's dumb shit that bothers me. I may roll my eyes, sigh, call em a fuckin retard, and walk away :lol Everyone has em.

[dmb41nancies34]

when you hold the door open for someone and you CLEARLY stopped and held the door specifically for them and they dont say thanks

[AlpineValley804]

When you know a sneeze is coming, but it just won't actually come...

[dmbigeyedphish]

when you hold the door open for someone and you CLEARLY stopped and held the door specifically for them and they dont say thanks

Grab their hair and pull them back out the door and go inside.

[dmb41nancies34]

Grab their hair and pull them back out the door and go inside.

:lol :lol :lol never thought of that

[AlpineValley804]

when you hold the door open for someone and you CLEARLY stopped and held the door specifically for them and they dont say thanks

:thumbsup

When you're a nice pedestrian in cold as fucking hell Chicago, and a car is pulling into a parking lot and stops as you're crossing to let you go, but you let them go by hand signaling and they don't wave back as a way of saying thank you. I wouldn't care as much if it were warm, but when it's fucking cold that's pretty nice of that pedestrian to let you go first.

[dmbigeyedphish]

:lol :lol :lol never thought of that

Chivalry isn't dead, women just killed it. Women like that.:)

[dmb41nancies34]

:thumbsup

When you're a nice pedestrian in cold as fucking hell Chicago, and a car is pulling into a parking lot and stops as you're crossing to let you go, but you let them go by hand signaling and they don't wave back as a way of saying thank you. I wouldn't care as much if it were warm, but when it's fucking cold that's pretty nice of that pedestrian to let you go first.

Same thing happens to me all the time. I go to Ohio U so its fucking freezing here right now too and theres constantly people who do that or just drive right through the pedestrian crosswalks as im getting ready to step out there...

[dmb41nancies34]

Chivalry isn't dead, women just killed it. Women like that.:)

:hump good point:thumbsup

[wnderwoman]

Chivalry isn't dead, women just killed it. Women like that.:)

Wanna get beat?

[dmbigeyedphish]

Wanna get beat off?

Fixed.

[il bacio dolce]

Omg. I hate how the news interviews the stupidest fucking people they can find.

[wnderwoman]

Fixed.

:lol Damn you!

[wnderwoman]

Hahah, beat off is such a funny term.

[dmb41nancies34]

I hate when you pull up to a stop sign at the same time as someone and you both wave for the other to go at the same time and theres that akward like 5 seconds of you both edging out into the intersection then you press on the gas at the same time as they do you and both stop and its like a 15 minute process just avoiding hitting eachother...

[dmbigeyedphish]

Hahah, beat off is such a funny term.

:evil

[il bacio dolce]

lol i like what my friend does. there is an intersection that looks like this

-H-

So two intersections quite close together. The first one has a red light. The only with stop signs at the next intersection are the ones on the street represented by the second parallel line (:lol this is more thought than its worth)

so we're sitting at that stop sign.. light turns green. person who was stopped behind the second intersection sits there and waves us on. We have a stop sign. We don't have the right of way so we don't move we just stare at the lady. She waves her hand spasticly as if the more animated she is the more likely we're understand what she's trying to tell us. but since we have the stop sign we're going to just sit there and let the person with the right of way go. the person behind her honks. she finally goes, just in time to squeak through the yellow light lol

[DMBsniper12]

lol i like what my friend does. there is an intersection that looks like this

-H-

So two intersections quite close together. The first one has a red light. The only with stop signs at the next intersection are the ones on the street represented by the second parallel line (:lol this is more thought than its worth)

so we're sitting at that stop sign.. light turns green. person who was stopped behind the second intersection sits there and waves us on. We have a stop sign. We don't have the right of way so we don't move we just stare at the lady. She waves her hand spasticly as if the more animated she is the more likely we're understand what she's trying to tell us. but since we have the stop sign we're going to just sit there and let the person with the right of way go. the person behind her honks. she finally goes, just in time to squeak through the yellow light lol

Hahahaha

[bartenderchris]

Ok this just came up and bothers the hell out of me. Pizza places and their messed up sizes. Just orderd pizza at work for a couple people and it wasn't enough. Apparently at Papa John's there small pizza is called medium, there medium pizza is large and large is extra large. WTF!!!!!

[hylidaea]

Ok this just came up and bothers the hell out of me. Pizza places and their messed up sizes. Just orderd pizza at work for a couple people and it wasn't enough. Apparently at Papa John's there small pizza is called medium, there medium pizza is large and large is extra large. WTF!!!!!
That's funny. I just ordered a small pizza from Papa John's. I guess in VA, small means small and large means large. :lol

[trlev]

ringtones

[lifeislost]

I'd have to say Carlos Mencia and his lame jokes are both things I hate.

[AlpineValley804]

Note to upcoming college students: Don't get an Epson printer.

:BANG

[one_sweet_wrld]

for some reason i thought that bringing my boots and waterproof gloves to central pennsylvania was unnecessary.

[DMBCubs25]

people that walk really slow and block your way of getting around them

[MikeSTL]

people that walk really slow and block your way of getting around them

yeah whats with that?! haha

[DrinkNoH2O]

People who can't walk to the right side of the sidewalk when you are approaching them. It's easy, both sides move right!

[Bbynrse]

people who don't use turn signals....how hard is it!!

blowing your nose in the middle of a meal....please get up and leave the table.....

how our society has become one that cannot live without cell phones, it's turning us into a very rude society....i work as a nurse and cannot stand to see my co-workers answer their phones while we are working and when i go thru a check out, i get off my phone b/c i think i'm being rude and then when the person actually checking me out is yacking on their phone, oh, it pisses me off.....

oh and waiting....when i am on time for an appt and an hour or two later i'm still waiting!!

[dmb41nancies34]

Bluetooth phone shit

You walk by someone and they say something and you think they are talking to you so you say "what?" and they just point at thier ear like an asshole...like im supposed to know...

And people who use it clearly for the purpose of making themselves look important and they will go to any means to be on it at all times...

[MGH4007]

Bluetooth phone shit

You walk by someone and they say something and you think they are talking to you so you say "what?" and they just point at thier ear like an asshole...like im supposed to know...

And people who use it clearly for the purpose of making themselves look important and they will go to any means to be on it at all times...

that really does piss me off, ignorant people.

[AlpineValley804]

I want to go postal at every Blockbuster right now. FUCKING CLEAN YOUR DVDs, GOD DAMN IT. :BANG

[dmb41nancies34]

i can feel for girls now after being at school for almost a year

Douchebags who take a piss with the seat down and get their piss all over it so when i have to take a shit its fucking disgusting

Ladies, I'm with ya...how hard is it to put the seat up/down?

[dreamingtreeIU]

Uggggh and those fucking sunglasses the 23 yo female crowd thinks is soooo fucking sheik. New flash, you look like a fuckin putz.....


Jersey and NYC girls and all other wanna-be laguna beachers wear those all over campus......i wanna smash the damn glasses to pieces........but i guess looking like a snobby slut with no brains is enough punishment for them


that and those pants that say pink on the back, when the pants have no pink....aka brown pants with light blue letters on the ass saying "pink"
WHAT THE HELL???? :twak

i could go on for awhile

[yankees26mlb]

I hate when you pull up to a stop sign at the same time as someone and you both wave for the other to go at the same time and theres that akward like 5 seconds of you both edging out into the intersection then you press on the gas at the same time as they do you and both stop and its like a 15 minute process just avoiding hitting eachother...

what you do there is stop, put the car in park, and get out of the car, then proceed to wave them on. Works every single time

[dreamingtreeIU]

what you do there is stop, put the car in park, and get out of the car, then proceed to wave them on. Works every single time

haha

[Milenk]

People trying to look me in the eye.

[dh4645]

when people set there clocks 15 min earlier than it actually is, but are still late.

[dmb41nancies34]

what you do there is stop, put the car in park, and get out of the car, then proceed to wave them on. Works every single time

:lol good call...i can see how that would work:thumbsup

[fraggle5512]

Jersey and NYC girls and all other wanna-be laguna beachers wear those all over campus......i wanna smash the damn glasses to pieces........but i guess looking like a snobby slut with no brains is enough punishment for them


that and those pants that say pink on the back, when the pants have no pink....aka brown pants with light blue letters on the ass saying "pink"
WHAT THE HELL???? :twak

i could go on for awhile

lol....its a brand of clothing from victorias secret. its just like how billabong or etnies or some other brand name of clothing is. although i agree, it is kinda stupid. however, they do happen to be ridiculously comfy.

[Lcsulla]

When people you genuinely like and enjoy hanging out with turn up at the worst times imaginable!

[scholarbri84]

Jersey and NYC girls and all other wanna-be laguna beachers wear those all over campus......i wanna smash the damn glasses to pieces........but i guess looking like a snobby slut with no brains is enough punishment for them


that and those pants that say pink on the back, when the pants have no pink....aka brown pants with light blue letters on the ass saying "pink"
WHAT THE HELL???? :twak

i could go on for awhile

Fully agree, normally I just laugh, but on the wrong day I've been known to walk past these girls, hearing the mundane details of their life that they're yelling into a cell phone (oh my god, right?) and tell them flat out to shutup.

[SmoothG]

People who talk on their cellphone at the gym.

[AlpineValley804]

Women.

[sir iggius]

Hick-Hups. Don't know why, but they annoy the fuck out of me

[AlpineValley804]

Late calls at night. I always fear horrible news is going to come from the other end.

[dh4645]

wow, thanks for bringing back my thread

[jcc522]

the volume of a car c.d. player being on an odd number

[gravedigger07]

When someone takes a shower and doesnt pull the curtain back.

[AlpineValley804]

the volume of a car c.d. player being on an odd number

Well, it's either Volume 11 in my car or no volume, so screw you.

:D

[TwoSteppinGirl]

My college roommate/best friend has this stupid face that I call her "mirror face" because everytime she looks in the mirror (oh say, every 20 seconds) she makes this idiotic face. And it's like, she puffs her lips out and and I can't even describe what she does with the rest of her face but it looks SO stupid. I finally came out one day and yelled at her for it.

It's just such a stupid face.

[halloween_dmb41]

My college roommate/best friend has this stupid face that I call her "mirror face" because everytime she looks in the mirror (oh say, every 20 seconds) she makes this idiotic face. And it's like, she puffs her lips out and and I can't even describe what she does with the rest of her face but it looks SO stupid. I finally came out one day and yelled at her for it.

It's just such a stupid face.

:lol:lol:lol :thumbsup

[DMBnick15]

when you are at work and you are busy with customers and have bad poop cramps and feel like you might shart/shit your pants but you can't go. so you get a 5 minute break go to the toilet and can't shit for some unkown reason. so you go out and deal with customers again and the same thing happens except worse.

[AlpineValley804]

When you're listening to music on your headphones and someone constantly has something to say to you in a short given amount of time, in which you have to pause your music several times. My parents do it all the fucking time. :BANG

[thom hudson]

When you're listening to music on your headphones and someone constantly has something to say to you in a short given amount of time, in which you have to pause your music several times. My parents do it all the fucking time. :BANG
that happened to me on the elevator a few times - one woman even went as far as to tap me on the shoulder - mid-two step jam - to say good morning.
i knew she was trying to get my attention, but i played it off like the music was too loud for me to notice, but she went the extra mile.
i was like "you took me out of my moment of sanity for the day for THAT?" :BANG
so annoying.

also, when going outside through 2 sets of doors, and someone holds the door for you twice, do you have to say "thank you" twice?
thats kinda annoying.

oh, and girls who wear makeup to the gym bother me.

[jmudmbphan]

dingleberries :(

[boonie]

people that like and thus quote and defend Dane Cook

[ant_marching41]

The way my mom handles the DVR when we're watching something together. I always think to myself "Holy shit, hit stop already. I could do so much better."

[AlpineValley804]

that happened to me on the elevator a few times - one woman even went as far as to tap me on the shoulder - mid-two step jam - to say good morning.
i knew she was trying to get my attention, but i played it off like the music was too loud for me to notice, but she went the extra mile.
i was like "you took me out of my moment of sanity for the day for THAT?" :BANG
so annoying.

also, when going outside through 2 sets of doors, and someone holds the door for you twice, do you have to say "thank you" twice?
thats kinda annoying.

oh, and girls who wear makeup to the gym bother me.

Meh. I always say it twice if it occurs. But anymore than twice is unnecessary.

[thom hudson]

people that like and thus quote and defend Dane Cook
:lol

[TwoSteppinGirl]

State quarters and presidential dollars.

Or excuse me, COLLECTOR COINS.

[dmbgodagirl41]

that happened to me on the elevator a few times - one woman even went as far as to tap me on the shoulder - mid-two step jam - to say good morning.
i knew she was trying to get my attention, but i played it off like the music was too loud for me to notice, but she went the extra mile.
i was like "you took me out of my moment of sanity for the day for THAT?" :BANG
so annoying.

also, when going outside through 2 sets of doors, and someone holds the door for you twice, do you have to say "thank you" twice?
thats kinda annoying.

oh, and girls who wear makeup to the gym bother me.

When I'm in this situation, I just light-heartedly say "thanks again!" after the second door. I usually get a smile or a laugh in return.

[thom hudson]

When I'm in this situation, I just light-heartedly say "thanks again!" after the second door. I usually get a smile or a laugh in return.
:lol :lol oh god thats so gay!

[dmbgodagirl41]

My college roommate/best friend has this stupid face that I call her "mirror face" because everytime she looks in the mirror (oh say, every 20 seconds) she makes this idiotic face. And it's like, she puffs her lips out and and I can't even describe what she does with the rest of her face but it looks SO stupid. I finally came out one day and yelled at her for it.

It's just such a stupid face.

like this!?

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol :lol oh god thats so gay!

try it, you'll get a chuckle.

[thom hudson]

try it, you'll get a chuckle.
you know im going to crack up when i do it, right?

[DMBtheStoned]

People who capitalize DUMB

[dmbgodagirl41]

you know im going to crack up when i do it, right?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:hump

[TwoSteppinGirl]

like this!?

:lol
Thank you for reminding me of what my original post was in this thread!

And no, like this:
http://a966.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_af6009d1c911b33ab537a0102af6caed.jpg

Since this "best friend" doesn't speak to me anymore, feel free to check out all of her ridiculous self pictures on her page.

It'd make more sense if you actually saw her do it in person, it's fucking ridiculous.

[41 Step]

George W. Bush

[Seanieb]

When you walk past someone you kind of know and they ask "How are you?" as they pass by.

[Head In Hands]

your you're

its it's

their there they're

just get it right people.

[thom hudson]

when people pronounce ask, "aks".

[Head In Hands]

yous guys

[buzz05232000]

When people say "Did you write him?"

You don't write someone, you write TO someone.

Also people who throw their gum on the public sidewalks.

People who think that all liberals are pussies.

People who think that all conservatives don't have a heart.

[thom hudson]

People who think that all liberals are pussies.

People who think that all conservatives don't have a heart.
but, aren't those both true? :rolleyes

[Head In Hands]

but, aren't those both true? :rolleyes

the first part is. it's science.

[WastingTime]

yous guys

agreed... god.. that doesn't even make sense and i say "yinz" lol

[v-dublin-05]

when your at the check out line, dont wait til the checkers done to start writing your check

if the checker is checking faster then you can put stuff on the belt, move faster

if your in a checkout line, get off the damn phone, especially if you have one of those stupid handless bluetooths deals

if some one in a store says hello, say hi back

dont tell someone else how to do their job, unless its your job to tell them how to do it

dont assume all teenagers are nimwits

if a kid has something nice, perhaps he worked for it? mommy and daddy dont buy everything

when your at customer service dont complain we have the 2 kinds of lettuce next to each other because it confuses you

i can garuntee you the checkers job is infinitely more boring, monotonous, and unskilled then yours, dont tell us about how bored we look, it just reminds us

could you guess where i work?

[Head In Hands]

when your at the check out line, dont wait til the checkers done to start writing your check

if the checker is checking faster then you can put stuff on the belt, move faster

if your in a checkout line, get off the damn phone, especially if you have one of those stupid handless bluetooths deals

if some one in a store says hello, say hi back

dont tell someone else how to do their job, unless its your job to tell them how to do it

dont assume all teenagers are nimwits

if a kid has something nice, perhaps he worked for it? mommy and daddy dont buy everything

when your at customer service dont complain we have the 2 kinds of lettuce next to each other because it confuses you

i can garuntee you the checkers job is infinitely more boring, monotonous, and unskilled then yours, dont tell us about how bored we look, it just reminds us

could you guess where i work?


a doctor's office? did i get it? do i win? do i?

[v-dublin-05]

a doctor's office? did i get it? do i win? do i?

ahhh, close, but no cigar

[DMBtheStoned]

when your at the check out line, dont wait til the checkers done to start writing your check

if the checker is checking faster then you can put stuff on the belt, move faster

if your in a checkout line, get off the damn phone, especially if you have one of those stupid handless bluetooths deals

if some one in a store says hello, say hi back

dont tell someone else how to do their job, unless its your job to tell them how to do it

dont assume all teenagers are nimwits

if a kid has something nice, perhaps he worked for it? mommy and daddy dont buy everything

when your at customer service dont complain we have the 2 kinds of lettuce next to each other because it confuses you

i can garuntee you the checkers job is infinitely more boring, monotonous, and unskilled then yours, dont tell us about how bored we look, it just reminds us

could you guess where i work?

grocery store

[zmiller91]

dont poop on my face and expect me to wipe it off.

[dmbgodagirl41]

every since i was little, the question "can i share your lunch?" used to piss me off. I never got it. If it's MY lunch, how can YOU share it?

Please ask "will you share your lunch with me?" else I will assume you're a moron.

[v-dublin-05]

grocery store

howd you guess

hey i just realized you live where i used to live

[dmbgodagirl41]

I may have already said it, but going with the grocery store thing.....don't go to the self-check out when you have a full fucking cart and you're by yourself. because not only will i have to wait 1000 hours for you to ring your shit up, but just that long for you to bag it.

all self-check out lines should be 15 items or less if you're by yourself. I had a boyfriend once where we went grocery shopping together, and he'd bag my stuff and i'd bag his so it went fast. If youre not in that situation, go to a check out person, you selfish bastard.

[v-dublin-05]

I may have already said it, but going with the grocery store thing.....don't go to the self-check out when you have a full fucking cart and you're by yourself. because not only will i have to wait 1000 hours for you to ring your shit up, but just that long for you to bag it.

all self-check out lines should be 15 items or less if you're by yourself. I had a boyfriend once where we went grocery shopping together, and he'd bag my stuff and i'd bag his so it went fast. If youre not in that situation, go to a check out person, you selfish bastard.

how could i have forgotten express, got a big order and your by express, shove off

and dont go shopping once every month and get 300+ dollar orders, try smaller ones, every week or so

[dmb41nancies34]

Fox news claiming to be "fair and balenced."

[TwoSteppinGirl]

I may have already said it, but going with the grocery store thing.....don't go to the self-check out when you have a full fucking cart and you're by yourself. because not only will i have to wait 1000 hours for you to ring your shit up, but just that long for you to bag it.

all self-check out lines should be 15 items or less if you're by yourself. I had a boyfriend once where we went grocery shopping together, and he'd bag my stuff and i'd bag his so it went fast. If youre not in that situation, go to a check out person, you selfish bastard.

I do that. :(

I mean I don't buy like $100+ worth of groceries because I go like once a week, but I get a lot of little stupid things. I just don't have the patience for check out people. It's the case of if you want to do it right you have to do it yourself type thing.


I really actually just fucking hate people and avoid interacting with them at all costs.

[dmbgodagirl41]

how could i have forgotten express, got a big order and your by express, shove off

and dont go shopping once every month and get 300+ dollar orders, try smaller ones, every week or so

My mom used to be "that lady" with two grocery carriages at the grocery store. But, to be fair, she literally never had time to go more than once every three weeks, and there were 4 of us in the house.

I always feel bad for check out people who don't have a bagger and they have someone with 200 dollars worth of food to ring up.:shrug

[dmbgodagirl41]

I do that. :(

I mean I don't buy like $100+ worth of groceries because I go like once a week, but I get a lot of little stupid things. I just don't have the patience for check out people. It's the case of if you want to do it right you have to do it yourself type thing.


I really actually just fucking hate people and avoid interacting with them at all costs.

I mean, if yorue that person, don't get mad when I call you an inconsiderate bitch if you don't know how to move it through, sister :)

Last week, this one lady would ring like 10 things through, go bag. Ring 10 more things, go bag. And she brought her own bags, so it took her 2 minutes just to de-wrinkle them/open them enough to get all her shit in them. She kept saying "sorry!" and I said "if you really were, you wouldn't be inconsiderate and go to the cashier!". She then proceeded to look like I said something completely horrible and not completely true. And the store was SO BUSY. I mean, I understand if you have a lot of stuff, there's one cashier, but there's not many people in the store, so whatever.

But if the store is clearly super busy, don't be a pain in the ass and take your 50 items to the self-check out and take 20 minutes to check out. I will say something :D

[TwoSteppinGirl]

I mean, if yorue that person, don't get mad when I call you an inconsiderate bitch if you don't know how to move it through, sister :)

Last week, this one lady would ring like 10 things through, go bag. Ring 10 more things, go bag. And she brought her own bags, so it took her 2 minutes just to de-wrinkle them/open them enough to get all her shit in them. She kept saying "sorry!" and I said "if you really were, you wouldn't be inconsiderate and go to the cashier!". She then proceeded to look like I said something completely horrible and not completely true. And the store was SO BUSY. I mean, I understand if you have a lot of stuff, there's one cashier, but there's not many people in the store, so whatever.

But if the store is clearly super busy, don't be a pain in the ass and take your 50 items to the self-check out and take 20 minutes to check out. I will say something :D

Hey, my self checkout skills are superior to most. I'm quite speedy and efficient which is why I prefer to do it, I'm def faster than most register people and I know how to bag shit properly. :thumbsup

[Head In Hands]

i used to work at a grocery store in high school...and i always hated when "that lady" with a million coupons would stand at the register and squint at the screen and analyze every thing scanned to make sure they get the correct discount and they would stop you every other item to say wait wait....oh okay that's right....UGH!

[zmiller91]

I mean, if yorue that person, don't get mad when I call you an inconsiderate bitch if you don't know how to move it through, sister :)

Last week, this one lady would ring like 10 things through, go bag. Ring 10 more things, go bag. And she brought her own bags, so it took her 2 minutes just to de-wrinkle them/open them enough to get all her shit in them. She kept saying "sorry!" and I said "if you really were, you wouldn't be inconsiderate and go to the cashier!". She then proceeded to look like I said something completely horrible and not completely true. And the store was SO BUSY. I mean, I understand if you have a lot of stuff, there's one cashier, but there's not many people in the store, so whatever.

But if the store is clearly super busy, don't be a pain in the ass and take your 50 items to the self-check out and take 20 minutes to check out. I will say something :D

hey you fucking bitch, i told you i was sorry.

[Head In Hands]

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!! a funny california grocery store story:

i was in CA for like 5 months and was at the grocery store and asked the checker to double bag my stuff....and he said "sure!"....and then proceeded to put 2 items in each bag :lol :lol oooh california...

[mike007]

i hate it when the cops pull up and tell you to quite beating your meat in public, I mean it's my privates

[smudge1]

I mean, if yorue that person, don't get mad when I call you an inconsiderate bitch if you don't know how to move it through, sister :)

Last week, this one lady would ring like 10 things through, go bag. Ring 10 more things, go bag. And she brought her own bags, so it took her 2 minutes just to de-wrinkle them/open them enough to get all her shit in them. She kept saying "sorry!" and I said "if you really were, you wouldn't be inconsiderate and go to the cashier!". She then proceeded to look like I said something completely horrible and not completely true. And the store was SO BUSY. I mean, I understand if you have a lot of stuff, there's one cashier, but there's not many people in the store, so whatever.

But if the store is clearly super busy, don't be a pain in the ass and take your 50 items to the self-check out and take 20 minutes to check out. I will say something :DDe-wrinkle.:lol

[smudge1]

Like Rip Van Winkle...
I be the De-Wrinkle.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Hey, my self checkout skills are superior to most. I'm quite speedy and efficient which is why I prefer to do it, I'm def faster than most register people and I know how to bag shit properly. :thumbsup

I would believe that about you, girlie. It's more the people who know they are slow, who know they are taking too long, and don't REALLY care that they are being a pain who make me mad.

[hylidaea]

I hate when people let you think it's their birthday when it's not. You know they only do it for cake.

Also, thanks for the cake. :)

[dmbgodagirl41]

De-wrinkle.:lol

you can instantly make any noun into a verb by putting "de-" in front of it. :)

[zmiller91]

I hate when people let you think it's their birthday when it's not. You know they only do it for cake.

Also, thanks for the cake. :)

its also annoying when people say its their birthday (and it really is) and they do it just for cake.

[JamesM]

Old Greg

[TwoSteppinGirl]

I would believe that about you, girlie. It's more the people who know they are slow, who know they are taking too long, and don't REALLY care that they are being a pain who make me mad.

Those people deserve to be kicked in the shins. Most people deserve to be kicked in the shins...

[dmbgodagirl41]

I do have to start not sweating the small stuff, though, and not getting so annoyed just because I have to wait an extra 10 minutes.

[buzz05232000]

My number one thing that bothers me is when people use the word "a bunch" when describing something of large quantity.

[jcc522]

it bothers me when some mexicano is in the drive thru at BK and takes 15 minutes to order for the 7 people in his 3 person truck

[Head In Hands]

MAN! there are a BUNCH of posts in this thread...:lol


oh, um, were you saying something?

[Head In Hands]

it bothers me when some mexicano is in the drive thru at BK and takes 15 minutes to order for the 7 people in his 3 person truck

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

FTW!!!!!1!!!!!!11

[dmbgodagirl41]

My number one thing that bothers me is when people use the word "a bunch" when describing something of large quantity.
I say "a bunch" sometimes, but usually in the context of being over the top or exaggerating.
it bothers me when some mexicano is in the drive thru at BK and takes 15 minutes to order for the 7 people in his 3 person truck

see you in hell, bro :lol

[buzz05232000]

"A bunch" should be used to describe multiple bananas.

[soprano15104]

the word "ya'll"

[DMBnick15]

the word "ya'll"

amen

[Jimi's Thing]

Stupid people on this stupid blog who mock all of the kids who broadcast sporting events for my school...

These people constantly make fun of kids like me who are learning how to broadcast sports...its not like we're on espn or anything.

[JamesM]

the word "ya'll"

amen

Ohio, Missouri, typical.

[JamesM]

Stupid people on this stupid blog who mock all of the kids who broadcast sporting events for my school...

These people constantly make fun of kids like me who are learning how to broadcast sports...its not like we're on espn or anything. http://youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

[Jimi's Thing]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

Well if it sounded like that, I'd say we deserve it.

[dontburnthe_pig]

People who eat with forks and have the fork scrape their teeth as they are pulling it out of their mouths.

Also, people who play with water bottles after they have drank everything in it and it makes that terrible noise.

[dh4645]

People who capitalize DUMB

hey now.


thanks for whoever revived my dead thread

[dh4645]

when people pronounce ask, "aks".

i know. i hate that so much.

[Shagadelic]

People that go to the ATM and do all their banking having come to the ATM without prior preparation for a transaction. Or the jackass whose forgot his pin number and needs to try the apparently 5 different bank cards in his wallets until he gets it right :BANG

[Hurting_Donkey]

People that go to the ATM and do all their banking having come to the ATM without prior preparation for a transaction. Or the jackass whose forgot his pin number and needs to try the apparently 5 different bank cards in his wallets until he gets it right :BANG

Along the same lines, people that aren't prepared after waiting in line. For example, people that have been in line for several minutes but wait until the cashier asks what they would like before looking at the menu. Or people that don't have their payment ready after going through the line at the grocery store....I could go on.....

[mittymaker5]

People who eat with forks and have the fork scrape their teeth as they are pulling it out of their mouths.

Also, people who play with water bottles after they have drank everything in it and it makes that terrible noise.
:lol

[mittymaker5]

When strangers talk to u at the urinal.. "pretty cold huh?.."

[thom hudson]

When strangers talk to u at the urinal.. "pretty cold huh?.."
when that happens, i usually just turn and piss on their leg.

[Hurting_Donkey]

When strangers talk to u at the urinal.. "pretty cold huh?.."

Coworkers too. I don't want to talk business while I have my cock in my hand.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Coworkers too. I don't want to talk business while I have my cock in my hand.

Is it okay if I talk business with a cock in my hand?

[kerplunk!]

Alanis Morissette - Ironic

EDIT: shit, I thought the thread title was "DUMB songs that bother you"
:lol

[Hurting_Donkey]

Is it okay if I talk business with a cock in my hand?
Only in your mouth. Wait, then you couldn't talk could you?

[Styx Cover Band]

I didn't do any back reading (sorry) so I'm going to say people who are on their cell phones while being helped at a store/restaurant. Talk about rude

[dmbgodagirl41]

Only in your mouth. Wait, then you couldn't talk could you?

I have a pretty big mouth, so i'd be willing to experiment with this.

[Nick@Night]

I have a pretty big mouth, so i'd be willing to experiment with this.
She can gargle, have a dick in her mouth and still be able to ventriloquism.