The Raelian Movement

[Raelian1]

As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org (http://www.rael.org/) and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

[MacGuyver]

spam! I'm in.

[road_designer]

:lol

This sounds like an Onion article.

[mr.MikeD]

prediction: greatest thread ants has ever seen.

also, how is eve, that baby you cloned awhile ago doing?

crazy quebecois

[@drian]

As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org (http://www.rael.org/) and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

hey douche nozzle explain why you idiots claimed to clone someone... but refused to show proof...

jackass!

[Beefsteak1138]

Chat thread?

[@drian]

As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the responsibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to www.rael.org (http://www.rael.org/) and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

wait, i have a feeling you will never be back to answer any of our questions...

[bubba40]

piihb.

[@drian]

all these fucking cults are started by some looser who wants to fuck 13 yr old girls...

[gbs3769]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!@@#!@#!!

- Primo

[41ravens]

hmmm, let's see...what can we do with this one? i know! wedding crasher quotes!


yeah, in all these years i've known you, i've been sneaking off on these weekend hunting trips. i don't even know what the fuck a quail is.

[Raelian1]

hey douche nozzle explain why you idiots claimed to clone someone... but refused to show proof...

jackass!

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com (http://clonaid.com)

You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

[@drian]

You sandbaggin' son of a bitch! You sly dog! Now how many of them are cash bars?

[41ravens]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com (http://clonaid.com)

You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

i want to be cowboys from arizona. or pimps from oakland. grow up, peter pan. count chocula.

[@drian]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

From the Raelian Movement website in the FAQ section

Q. Where is Eve, the clone baby?

A. The Raelian Movement is a completely separate organisation from Clonaid. Clonaid is a project name (not a company) and is run by one Raelian by the name of Dr Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Rael nor the Raelian Movement fund or have any involvement in Clonaid apart from moral support of cloning technologies. For more details, see clonaid.com (http://clonaid.com)

You see @drian the brainhole, reading is fundamental. Going on http://www.rael.org is even easier. To answer many of your questions go to that link and check out the FAQ section, the summary and download the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers".

tell ya what ill continue to fill my brain hole with useful information... and you can continue to fill your ass hole with your cult leaders cock

[Beefsteak1138]

Suck my brainhole.

[Raelian1]

all these fucking cults are started by some looser who wants to fuck 13 yr old girls...

Brainhole posting again.

Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

[dmb1spe]

What in the blue fuck is this?

This has disaster written all over it. But before I lay waste to this thread, I'll let someone else have a go at it.

[41ravens]

Brainhole posting again.

Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

hey, why are you still here? don't you people just usually post your shit and move on to the next board?

[Nick@Night]

I expect Tom Cruise to show up soon

[@drian]

Brainhole posting again.

Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

actualy i used to belong to the mormon cult... by the way, when i was in that cult i didnt sign up on random message boards to post propaganda...

[gbs3769]

Sounds like someone wanted to be cool like L. Ron Hubbard and decided to cook up a religion.

Don't forget to drink the grape kool-aid.

- Primo

[mr.MikeD]

do you ever have rumbles with scientologists?

[Raelian1]

tell ya what ill continue to fill my brain hole with useful information... and you can continue to fill your ass hole with your cult leaders cock

Judging by the way you post, you actually fill your holes in your brain with shit and it keeps oozing out. So stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself. :evil:evil:evil

[Hudak-Budak]

@drian, if you'd just read, and then purchase the books, and then donate to their cause, and then donate some more, you'd be enlightened.

[dmb1spe]

Sounds like someone wanted to be cool like L. Ron Hubbard and decided to cook up a religion.

Don't forget to drink the grape kool-aid.

- Primo

And wear black reeboks and white robes.

[dmb1spe]

So stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself.

Sing it again rookie biotch

[Beefsteak1138]

From wikipedia:

Raëlism is the belief system promoted by the Raëlian Movement, a quasi-religious organization which believes that scientifically advanced extraterrestrials known as the Elohim (taken from the Hebrew texts of the Christian Bible and the Torah and usually translated into God in English but translated by those who came from the sky in the Raëlian message) created life on Earth through genetic engineering, and that a combination of human cloning and "mind transfer" can ultimately provide immortality, and opportunities to have sex with 13 year olds. Raëlism is classified as a new religious movement by most scholars and governments but has been perceived by some people and governments as a cult.

:eek

[@drian]

@drian, if you'd just read, and then purchase the books, and then donate to their cause, and then donate some more, you'd be enlightened.

i know, sometimes i forget that churches and cults try to recruit dave matthews band fans by calling them brainholes...

[Nick@Night]

"Wait here while I go get you a blue jumpsuit"

[nonewdirections]

http://skepdic.com/raelian.html
Food for thought.

Anyway, I think it's kinda odd that this dude starts calling himself Rael right around the time Genesis' "The Lamb Dies Down on Broadway" came out.

[Raelian1]

actualy i used to belong to the mormon cult... by the way, when i was in that cult i didnt sign up on random message boards to post propaganda...

So let me guess. You believe in God? Geez, aren't you too old to have imaginery friends.

Also, I'm just informing people about our movement and not trying to convince or convert anybody. Nobody forced you to enter this thread.

[@drian]

From wikipedia:



:eek


oh shit im lauging soooo hard over here... i think some shit just oozed out of my brainhole

[MacGuyver]

Brainhole posting again.

Nobody in the Raelian Movement has sex with underage girls. Where did you get that from? Oh, and by the way, you spelled loser wrong but I wouldn't expect less from somebody who's brain is deteriorating.

So the Raelian Movement is a cult is it. What cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult?

he's got a point there. religion IS a cult.

[MacGuyver]

So let me guess. You believe in God? Geez, aren't you too old to have imaginery friends.

Also, I'm just informing people about our movement and not trying to convince or convert anybody. Nobody forced you to enter this thread.

you're spamming. plain and simple.

[Nick@Night]

you're spamming. plain and simple.
Spamming is a cult

[gbs3769]

So let me guess. You believe in God? Geez, aren't you too old to have imaginery friends.
So let me guess. You believe in aliens who genetically engineered our race? Geez, aren't you too old to believe in fantasy?

- Primo

[@drian]

actualy i used to belong to the mormon cult...


:hump :hump :hump :hump

[Nick@Night]

So let me guess. You believe in aliens who genetically engineered our race? Geez, aren't you too old to believe in fantasy?

- Primo
Sounds like a great new online game

[dmb1spe]

Sounds like someone has a case of the Thursdays

[Raelian1]

Suck my brainhole.

:eek How do you suck a brainhole? You would have to crack your skull to do that? You have issues.

[Nick@Night]

:eek How do you suck a brainhole? You would have to crack your skull to do that? You have issues.
So I see, says the blind man to the deaf mute who grabbed a hammer and saw

[dmb1spe]

:eek How do you suck a brainhole? You would have to crack your skull to do that? You have issues.

Yes. Clearly. We are the ones who have issues.

[Raelian1]

Sounds like someone wanted to be cool like L. Ron Hubbard and decided to cook up a religion.

Don't forget to drink the grape kool-aid.

- Primo

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

The Raelian Movement is NOT Jonestown. In fact we are against suicide with the exception of euphanasia from a physical or mental incurable illness. Oh, and by the way, I suspect those people in Jonestown were murdered and didn't commit suicide. That goes the same for The Solar Temple and Heaven's Gate.

[Beefsteak1138]

:eek How do you suck a brainhole? You would have to crack your skull to do that? You have issues.
I'm an alien. I created life as we know it, that infact, makes me your daddy.

[@drian]

haha if you google Raelian1 numerous results show all the forums this guy has joined... not suprising i guess...

its just funny to imagine this guy at home, siging up to various forums all day long...

what does he get out of it? who the hell is paying this guy?

if it is the raelians who pay him, who the hell actualy falls for this shit, to keep the revenue coming in.. to make it worthwhile to keep Mr. Raelian1 around....

[Raelian1]

do you ever have rumbles with scientologists?

No, we are completely different organization.

[mr.MikeD]

No, we are completely different organization.

hence the rumble, jackass.

[dmb1spe]

Do you guys have strap fights like in the Beat It video?

[seekupig]

So let me guess. You believe in God? Geez, aren't you too old to have imaginery friends.

Also, I'm just informing people about our movement and not trying to convince or convert anybody. Nobody forced you to enter this thread.

don't you have a comet to catch? don't forget to drink your kool-aid first.

[gbs3769]

The Raelian Movement is NOT Jonestown. In fact we are against suicide with the exception of euphanasia from a physical or mental incurable illness. Oh, and by the way, I suspect those people in Jonestown were murdered and didn't commit suicide. That goes the same for The Solar Temple and Heaven's Gate.
Well, The Raelian Movement should be like Jonestown. Maybe you should promote suicide. At least then we wouldn't have to read this absolute crap that you are spewing on this message board.

- Primo

[Nick@Night]

I'm an alien. I created life as we know it, that infact, makes me your daddy.
Does that make Raelian Pedro Martinez?

[Raelian1]

And wear black reeboks and white robes.

Brainhole posting. Read my previous post about suicide.

[Beefsteak1138]

Do you guys have strap fights like in the Beat It video?
:lol :lol

[@drian]

No, we are completely different organization.

oh shit haha you fucking moron... so were the alied powers and axis powers... yet they still had a huge rumble called WWII

[Nick@Night]

At least then we wouldn't have to read this absolute crap that you are spewing on this message board.

- Primo

And this statement could go for half the threads on Ants? :rolleyes

[@drian]

hence the rumble, jackass.

beat me to it fuck

[Raelian1]

From wikipedia:



:eek

I didn't find that in wikipedia.org. Can you provide the link to that. Even if that is in wikipedia.orgm, it's still untrue.

[Beefsteak1138]

Look at this jackass: :lol :lol

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/HEALTH/12/30/cnna.cloning.rael/story.rael.jpg

[dmb1spe]

Brainhole posting. Read my previous post about suicide.
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

[gbs3769]

I'm not sure what is more disappointing, the fact that you are so whacked out of your gord that you believe this shit or that you can't post quick enough to respond to all of us.

- Primo

[The Onion]

I'm scared...

[dmbphan041]

my dad's best friend is a strict believer in the raelian movement. Aren't they the ones who built the pyramids and Atlantis was thier home away from home kinda thing?

I dunno, the guy's really interseting to talk to though.

Whatever man, big ups to you believing in your own thing.

[Nick@Night]

This is turning in to an Ants bukkake......Raelian is the blonde chick in the middle and we formed the circle.

[41ravens]

where did the nutbar go? probably to shave his cat.

[Raelian1]

So let me guess. You believe in aliens who genetically engineered our race? Geez, aren't you too old to believe in fantasy?

- Primo

LMAOROTFL. Too old to believe fantasy!!! Let me guess, you either believe in God creating all life on Earth or that ransom evolution brought about all life. You're the one who lives in fantasy land.

[dmbphan041]

So I see, says the blind man to the deaf mute who grabbed a hammer and saw

how exactley does one suck a fuck?
:cool

[Beefsteak1138]

Raelian women are hawt!!!

http://starvingarts.com/blog/images/raelianwomen.gif

piihb.

[dmb1spe]

LMAOROTFL. Too old to believe fantasy!!! Let me guess, you either believe in God creating all life on Earth or that ransom evolution brought about all life. You're the one who lives in fantasy land.

Just beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated

[@drian]

my dad's best friend is a strict believer in the raelian movement. Aren't they the ones who built the pyramids and Atlantis was thier home away from home kinda thing?

I dunno, the guy's really interseting to talk to though.

Whatever man, big ups to you believing in your own thing.

trying to warm up to this guy?
dont worry man, being called a brainhole isnt so bad...

but this guy gets paid for spamming... im sure he spams about other shit as well... on other boards im sure he is viagra1, cheap_condoms1, hiltonsextape1

the list goes on and on

[seekupig]

Raelien1 vs. Freedy in a cage match.

(for those of you who have forgotten about the legend known simply as Freedy, here's a refresher.....http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=133968&page=24 )

[dmb1spe]

Raelian women are hawt!!!

http://starvingarts.com/blog/images/raelianwomen.gif

piihb.

r0x0rz@!!1

[mr.MikeD]

where did the nutbar go? probably to shave his cat.

he's getting in his spaceship, coming for all of us.

[gbs3769]

LMAOROTFL. Too old to believe fantasy!!! Let me guess, you either believe in God creating all life on Earth or that ransom evolution brought about all life. You're the one who lives in fantasy land.
Nope. Good try.

- Primo

[The Onion]

:lol

This sounds like an Onion article.

:lol Yeah...

Scientology Losing ground To New Fictionology (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31006)

[dmb1spe]

LMAOROTFL. Too old to believe fantasy!!! Let me guess, you either believe in God creating all life on Earth or that ransom evolution brought about all life. You're the one who lives in fantasy land.

What is ransom evolution? Does that involve hostages?

[Beefsteak1138]

Jack Bauer pwns the Raelians.:twenty4

[dmb1spe]

Jack Bauer pwns the Raelians.:twenty4

I'm Jack Bauer. And this is the longest day of my life. And your religion sucks balls.

[gbs3769]

The Force is weak in this one.

- Primo

[41ravens]

I'm Jack Bauer. And this is the longest day of my life. And your religion sucks balls.

:lol :lol

what are the chances of a raelian icon? like maybe some crazy guy in a white robe with his underpants on his head?

[dmbphan041]

Raelien1 vs. Freedy in a cage match.

(for those of you who have forgotten about the legend known simply as Freedy, here's a refresher.....http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=133968&page=24 )

oh freedy, how i miss thee. hes probably up in his spaceship talking to god.

[Raelian1]

haha if you google Raelian1 numerous results show all the forums this guy has joined... not suprising i guess...

its just funny to imagine this guy at home, siging up to various forums all day long...

what does he get out of it? who the hell is paying this guy?

if it is the raelians who pay him, who the hell actualy falls for this shit, to keep the revenue coming in.. to make it worthwhile to keep Mr. Raelian1 around....

Yes I have posted in a lot of forums. I don't do this all day long or everyday, I have a life outside the internet.

What do I get out of it? To me it's important for everyone to know that the Raelian Movement exists. That's all. I only inform people not try to convince or convert.

Who the hell is paying this guy? No one is. I voluntarily do this for the benefit of all mankind. If that embassy is granted for our forefathers from space, you will see that I was posting the truth all along and I will forgive you for all the nasty comments you posted about me once you apologize and are genuine about it.

Look, I don't go on forums to make enemies only to share a beautiful message about our true origins. You don't have to believe me but you should show respect for other people's differences.

[Beefsteak1138]

I think the real question is ethics. If I was cloned from a alien, would I engage in sexual activities with my clone?

[Raelian1]

hence the rumble, jackass.

Better a jackass than a brainhole.

[Isilinde]

This 'religion' has striking similarities to the beginning of the earth and humanity in The Hitchhiker's Guide.... hmmmmm.......


And on that note, I'll be leaving this (quite amusing) thread.

[nonewdirections]

I think the real question is ethics. If I was cloned from a alien, would I engage in sexual activities with my clone?

:lol

[Raelian1]

Do you guys have strap fights like in the Beat It video?

No. And why would ask such a question?

[dmbphan041]

what about the pyramids and atlantis, didnt they have something to do with raelians?

[Raelian1]

Well, The Raelian Movement should be like Jonestown. Maybe you should promote suicide. At least then we wouldn't have to read this absolute crap that you are spewing on this message board.

- Primo

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

[dmb1spe]

Jesus man. Learn some grammar and I'll join your club. Only if there's a hand painted "no girls allowed" sign outside of your treehouse.

[@drian]

Yes I have posted in a lot of forums. I don't do this all day long or everyday, I have a life outside the internet.

believing that aliens and scientists created us doesn't count as a life...


Look, I don't go on forums to make enemies only to share a beautiful message about our true origins.

probably should stop calling potential customers brainholes...

[gbs3769]

:lol :lol

what are the chances of a raelian icon? like maybe some crazy guy in a white robe with his underpants on his head?
Already all over it...

- Primo

[dmb1spe]

Already all over it...

- Primo
Fucking priceless.

[Hudak-Budak]

Yes I have posted in a lot of forums. I don't do this all day long or everyday, I have a life outside the internet.

What do I get out of it? To me it's important for everyone to know that the Raelian Movement exists. That's all. I only inform people not try to convince or convert.

Who the hell is paying this guy? No one is. I voluntarily do this for the benefit of all mankind. If that embassy is granted for our forefathers from space, you will see that I was posting the truth all along and I will forgive you for all the nasty comments you posted about me once you apologize and are genuine about it.

Look, I don't go on forums to make enemies only to share a beautiful message about our true origins. You don't have to believe me but you should show respect for other people's differences.

Darwin beat you to it. Please go now.

[The Onion]

I think the real question is ethics. If I was cloned from a alien, would I engage in sexual activities with my clone?

:hump Hmm...

PS: Nice Simpsons quote in your sig.:lol

[seekupig]

Already all over it...

- Primo

:thumbsup :lol :thumbsup

[gbs3769]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.
Can you guys clone me so that I am no longer a brainhole but a real person? Or maybe even an alien?

- Primo

[dmb1spe]

Why do I picture their meetings looking something like this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394873319.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

(SFW)

[@drian]

No. And why would ask such a question?

maybe no one taught you about humour in the little lord raelian school for albino hemophiliacs...

but it does exist

[Beefsteak1138]

<--- New avatar (Raelian start) and title.

[The Onion]

Why do I picture their meetings looking something like this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394873319.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

(SFW)

:lol :thumbsup

[dmbphan041]

sean=rael

[seekupig]

Why do I picture their meetings looking something like this.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394873319.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

(SFW)

:lol :lol

i was kind of thinking they were a bunch of guys sitting in the back of a Volkswagon bus having a circle jerk onto a piece of wheat bread. the last guy to blow his wad had to eat the piece of bread then sign onto a bunch of message boards and recruit new members for their "club."

[41ravens]

Darwin beat you to it. Please go now.

i personally liked the "forefathers from space" part.

[dmb1spe]

:lol :lol

i was kind of thinking they were a bunch of guys sitting in the back of a Volkswagon bus having a circle jerk onto a piece of wheat bread. the last guy to blow his wad had to eat the piece of bread then sign onto a bunch of message boards and recruit new members for their "club."

Kind of a twist on the infamous Ookie Cookie, but I like it.

[The Onion]

:lol :lol

i was kind of thinking they were a bunch of guys sitting in the back of a Volkswagon bus having a circle jerk onto a piece of wheat bread. the last guy to blow his wad had to eat the piece of bread then sign onto a bunch of message boards and recruit new members for their "club."

That's what reformed Realians do.

[dmb1spe]

:lol :lol

i was kind of thinking they were a bunch of guys sitting in the back of a Volkswagon bus having a circle jerk onto a piece of wheat bread. the last guy to blow his wad had to eat the piece of bread then sign onto a bunch of message boards and recruit new members for their "club."

Their rolling temple.

http://www.geocities.com/offensive_jerk/Van3.jpg

[road_designer]

I think this guy is really Dwight Schrute:

Dwight Schrute (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/the_office/rainn_wilson/office_pauldrinkwater.jpg)

[dmbphan041]

je suis la brainhole.

[The Onion]

I think this guy is really Dwight Schrute:

Dwight Schrute (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/the_office/rainn_wilson/office_pauldrinkwater.jpg)

:lol OMG! That's hilarious! :lol:lol:lol

[@drian]

oh man haha leave it to us, to give this guy the hardest time ever...

ants can proudly say 'home of raelian1's hightest post count'

[Raelian1]

believing that aliens and scientists created us doesn't count as a life...



probably should stop calling potential customers brainholes...

The only people I call brainholes are the ones that post disrespects remarks about Rael, The Raelians and/or me and that includes some people on this forum including you and "dmb1spe the brainhole".

Also, I don't consider fellow posters as potential customers. They are individuals that are free to decide for themselves and to make their own decisions.

[dmb1spe]

The only people I call brainholes are the ones that post disrespects remarks about Rael, The Raelians and/or me and that includes some people on this forum including you and "dmb1spe the brainhole".

Also, I don't consider fellow posters as potential customers. They are individuals that are free to decide for themselves and to make their own decisions.

Grammar and spelling are your friends. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

[Hudak-Budak]

If someone could photoshop that picture of Dwight so he's wearing a spacesuit, I think I'd piss myself.

[The Onion]

:lol "dmb1spe the brainhole" :lol

[seekupig]

113 posts in just under an hour. that's pretty solid. :thumbsup

[Mave Datthews]

I didn't find that in wikipedia.org. Can you provide the link to that. Even if that is in wikipedia.orgm, it's still untrue.

Well, if you were looking there, I don't think you would find it.

[Raelian1]

what about the pyramids and atlantis, didnt they have something to do with raelians?

Pyramids, I dont know. Atlantis never sunk only moved from it original location. This event is known as Noah's Ark. You can read more about it by going to http://www.rael.org and downloading the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers."

[The Onion]

I'm actually tempted to download that e-book.

For work-related purposes, of course...

[@drian]

The only people I call brainholes are the ones that post disrespects remarks about spam, The Spammers and/or me (a spammer) and that includes some people on this forum including you and "dmb1spe the brainhole".


I have a feeling that you didn't get the highest level of education that a son of spammers could afford...

[road_designer]

Can you really call posting on a bunch of message boards a "movement"?

[The Onion]

113 posts in just under an hour. that's pretty solid. :thumbsup

I don't think we're close to the speed the Freedy thread reached that night.

[seekupig]

Pyramids, I dont know. Atlantis never sunk only moved from it original location. This event is known as Noah's Ark. You can read more about it by going to http://www.rael.org (http://www.rael.org) and downloading the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers."

do you work on commission?

[dmbphan041]

dude, i think this thread would do really good at ufck.org

[mr.MikeD]

Pyramids, I dont know. Atlantis never sunk only moved from it original location. This event is known as Noah's Ark. You can read more about it by going to http://www.rael.org and downloading the free e-book "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers."

dipshit, everyone knows that noah's ark was a little ship that held 2 of every single type of animal on the planet. that atlanis idea is fucking absurd. brainhole.

[41ravens]

alright, fuck it, this guy's got me sold. where do i sign up? do you guys mail me my space suit, or do i have to pick it up somewhere?

[The Onion]

dipshit, everyone knows that noah's ark was a little ship that held 2 of every single type of animal on the planet. that atlanis idea is fucking absurd. brainhole.

:lol Yeah. What an ignorant brainhole.

[mr.MikeD]

do you work on commission?

i bet he does. 10% of the profits of every free book he sells. sadly, it's the best job he'll ever have.

[Raelian2]

This man does not speak for the Raelian movement. I however, do.

[Hudak-Budak]

This thread is going places now.

[Raelian2]

I am calling out the thread starter. I challenge you to a Raelian Death Match with navy rules. First one to die loses.

[The Onion]

This man does not speak for the Raelian movement. I however, do.

Oh, no.

[seekupig]

alright, fuck it, this guy's got me sold. where do i sign up? do you guys mail me my space suit, or do i have to pick it up somewhere?

actually if it's anything like the Heaven's Gate Cult, you just take your entire crew down to the local Footlocker and buy a bunch of these shoes...

http://froogle.google.com/froogle_cluster?q=nike+cortez&pid=4884835772278765382&oid=5547586481051856803&btnG=Search+Froogle&oi=froogler&lmode=&addr=&scoring=mrd&hl=en

..... drink the "kool-aid" mixed by your leader guy, pile into your bunk-beds and wait for your comet to scoop you up.

[41ravens]

oh hell, here we go.

[Hudak-Budak]

I am calling out the thread starter. I challenge you to a Raelian Death Match with navy rules. First one to die loses.

Priceless. :lol :lol :lol

[Raelian1]

Can you really call posting on a bunch of message boards a "movement"?

No. The Raelian Movement is not a bunch of message boards. That's merely one of the methods we use to spread the Raelian Message.

[41ravens]

I am calling out the thread starter. I challenge you to a Raelian Death Match with navy rules. First one to die loses.

cage match?

[slk11086]

I'm actually tempted to download that e-book.

For work-related purposes, of course...


I can't wait to see what the onion comes up with.

And if you are Raelian1 does that mean that there is already a Raelian registered on antsmarching?

[dmbphan041]

freedy's back!!!!

:bounce

[gbs3769]

This should be fun.

- Primo

[Raelian1]

do you work on commission?

As I posted before, I don't get paid period for any voluntary work I do for the Raelian Movement. Nobody does, not even Rael himself.

[giantsfan]

do the raelians have any relation to the romulans?

[dmbphan041]

can we sticky this?

[The Onion]

Oh, shit! My lunch break's almost over! I'm gonna miss the Raelian deathmatch!

[seekupig]

can we sticky this?

don't think that's going to be necessary. :lol

[Hudak-Budak]

Rael doesn't get paid...which is why you can see him working the night shift at the local 7-11.

[Beefsteak1138]

We come from france.

[dmbphan041]

don't think that's going to be necessary. :lol

good point

[mr.MikeD]

do the employees of your space zoo, UFOland get paid?

[dmbphan041]

We come from france.

kebeck, get it right brainhole.

[Raelian1]

dipshit, everyone knows that noah's ark was a little ship that held 2 of every single type of animal on the planet. that atlanis idea is fucking absurd. brainhole.

Wrong brainhole. Noah's ark was actually a spaceship and NO animals were on it. A dna sample of each animal (male and female) was actaully on the spaceship.

[giantsfan]

so when's the murder-suicide pact?

[mr.MikeD]

Wrong brainhole. Noah's ark was actually a spaceship and NO animals were on it. A dna sample of each animal (male and female) was actaully on the spaceship.

honestly, that's actually a little more believable.

[Raelian1]

:lol Yeah. What an ignorant brainhole.

Actually, you're the brainhole. Read my previous post.

[dmbphan041]

Wrong brainhole. Noah's ark was actually a spaceship and NO animals were on it. A dna sample of each animal (male and female) was actaully on the spaceship.

yuppe my dads friend IS Raelian. That was the clincher. thats what he always talks about.

[giantsfan]

Hey guys, this pic pretty much sums up this whole thing:
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/cult.jpg

[dmbphan041]

so when's the murder-suicide pact?

apres le deathmatch

[dmbphan041]

Hey guys, this pic pretty much sums up this whole thing:
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/cult.jpg

:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine

asuiahdafdldfnfdas;odjf;oij!!!!!!!!

[Raelian1]

actually if it's anything like the Heaven's Gate Cult, you just take your entire crew down to the local Footlocker and buy a bunch of these shoes...

http://froogle.google.com/froogle_cluster?q=nike+cortez&pid=4884835772278765382&oid=5547586481051856803&btnG=Search+Froogle&oi=froogler&lmode=&addr=&scoring=mrd&hl=en

..... drink the "kool-aid" mixed by your leader guy, pile into your bunk-beds and wait for your comet to scoop you up.

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole. I already explained this. Go to the previous post about this.

[Beefsteak1138]

kebeck, get it right brainhole.
Shut your brainhole or no sex with 13 year olds for you.

[dmbphan041]

Shut your brainhole or no sex with 13 year olds for you.


:lorraine

damn

[giantsfan]

If anyone is interested in the cult of Llenowar, here's the website:
http://www.legolas.org/llanowar/?DIR=.%2FOrganizations%2FCult+of+Life+Eternal

yes, you read correctly, the website is www.LEGOLAS.org,
and here is our leader
http://www.legolas.org/llanowar/Organizations/Cult%20of%20Life%20Eternal/pic1.png

[The Onion]

Actually, you're the brainhole. Read my previous post.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/science.html

The LORD has spoken through me, brainhole. Science isn't real.

[The Onion]

Shut your brainhole or no sex with 13 year olds for you.

:lol

[Hudak-Budak]

I'm disappointed the website only has a bookstore and no shirts or hats.

[giantsfan]

and when you die, you get this:
http://telperion.cult.bg/ying/blog/sabrina.gif

[The Onion]

I'm disappointed the website only has a bookstore and no shirts or hats.

I'd buy a Rael hat in a heartbeat.:thumbsup

[Raelian1]

do the employees of your space zoo, UFOland get paid?

No they don't. Space zoo huh. The number of holes in your brain must be increasing. To remove those holes in your brain I suggest you learn about sensual meditation. That actually exercises your brain. You can get more information at http://www.rael.org

[dmbphan041]

If anyone is interested in the cult of Llenowar, here's the website:
http://www.legolas.org/llanowar/?DIR=.%2FOrganizations%2FCult+of+Life+Eternal

yes, you read correctly, the website is www.LEGOLAS.org (http://www.LEGOLAS.org),
and here is our leader
http://www.legolas.org/llanowar/Organizations/Cult%20of%20Life%20Eternal/pic1.png

id hit that.

[Raelian2]

SHOW YOURSELF IMPOSTER.

You have been issued an official call-out. Now come out and take your Raelian whipping.

[mr.MikeD]

this thread is making my brainhole hurt. in a good way.

[giantsfan]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/science.html

The LORD has spoken through me, brainhole. Science isn't real.i like the support the nra ad on the side

[Hudak-Budak]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/science.html

The LORD has spoken through me, brainhole. Science isn't real.

Last paragraph, first sentence: "As Christians, we don't have silly stories or some bizarre mythology to explain the Truth."

:lol :lol :lol Great stuff. Thank you.

[giantsfan]

SHOW YOURSELF IMPOSTER.

You have been issued an official call-out. Now come out and take your Raelian whipping.I met him this summer, here he is in the back seat of my car:
http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper344/stills/6b7uvi38.jpg

[Raelian2]

I'm calling for a no holds barred texas death match between this fake Raelian imposter and me, the real deal. Stylin' and profilin' in my space ship since the beginning of civilization.

[seekupig]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole.

:lol

do you guys mainly use message boards to spread the word, or do you get out there and pound that pavement, going door to door, and passing out literature like the really good cults do?

[mr.MikeD]

No they don't. Space zoo huh. The number of holes in your brain must be increasing. To remove those holes in your brain I suggest you learn about sensual meditation. That actually exercises your brain. You can get more information at http://www.rael.org

fuck, all this time i've just been sticking kleenex in my brainholes. sensual mediation eh?

[Raelian2]

:lol

do you guys mainly use message boards to spread the word, or do you get out there and pound that pavement, going door to door, and passing out literature like the really good cults do?

We're not mormons. Christ.

[dmbphan041]

besides the hole creationism thing, what're your views on "real" issues such as say

gay marriage?

[Raelian2]

Alright... I'll even give you an advantage imposter. I'll go with a Falls Count Anywhere, No DQ, Leather Strap Match

[Raelian1]

I'm disappointed the website only has a bookstore and no shirts or hats.

Actually, the website does have shirts (no hats though). Also they have medallions for sale. The category is other material.

[dmbphan041]

Alright... I'll even give you an advantage imposter. I'll go with a Falls Count Anywhere, No DQ, Leather Strap Match

naw man you gotta go fuckin, fans bring the weapons, electirc barbwire deathmatch.

2 outta 3 falls.

[Hudak-Budak]

Actually, the website does have shirts (no hats though). Also they have medallions for sale. The category is other material.

Thank you god!

I mean thank you rael!

[dmbphan041]

Thank you god!

I mean thank you rael!

:lol

[seekupig]

i managed to find a picture of some Raelian groupies.......

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/seekupig/raeliangroupies.jpg

[giantsfan]

http://machine3d.com/sketches/weird%20tribal%20dude.jpg

[dmb1spe]

This thread had so much potential. I'm surprised Tubgirl hasn't shown up yet.

[Raelian1]

:lol

do you guys mainly use message boards to spread the word, or do you get out there and pound that pavement, going door to door, and passing out literature like the really good cults do?

As I posted before we use other methods to spread the word but no we don't go door to door.

And, by the way, what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult? Please respond.

[dmb1spe]

i managed to find a picture of some Raelian groupies.......

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/seekupig/raeliangroupies.jpg

Dude. That was not cool.

[dmb1spe]

As I posted before we use other methods to spread the word but no we don't go door to door.

And, by the way, what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult? Please respond.

Are you going to accept the deathmatch challenge? We brainholes need some good entertainment.

[dmbphan041]

As I posted before we use other methods to spread the word but no we don't go door to door.

And, by the way, what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult? Please respond.

oi! the same comback twice, c'mon mate be original!

[seekupig]

As I posted before we use other methods to spread the word but no we don't go door to door.

And, by the way, what cult do you belong to? A Jewish cult? A Christian cult? Or perhaps even an Islamic cult? Please respond.

the only thing that i belong to that remotely resembles a cult is antsmarching.org

[giantsfan]

here are some alien autopsy photos,
http://www.area51central.com/aliens/evidence/roswellalien6.JPG

[seekupig]

Dude. That was not cool.

sorry. :lol

[Beefsteak1138]

the only thing that i belong to that remotely resembles a cult is antsmarching.org
Carter created us all by banging on this drums.

[The Onion]

Thank you god!

I mean thank you rael!

:lol Praise Rael!!

[giantsfan]

http://www.area51central.com/aliens/evidence/roswellalien1.JPG

this one is pretty HOT

[Raelian1]

besides the hole creationism thing, what're your views on "real" issues such as say

gay marriage?

For are for gay marriage. Being gay, bisexual or transsexual is no more normal or abnormal as heterosexually. It is within about genetic makeup on which sexual orientation we desire. Quote from Rael: hating a gay for being gay is like hating a black for being black or a cat for being a cat.

[dmb1spe]

I'd piihb

[The Onion]

Carter created us all by banging on this drums.

...and LeRoi blew the breath of life into us.

[dmbphan041]

Stephen Clobert > Rael

[thebigv]

Douche bag! (http://www.huse.com/scstore/graphics/21888.jpg)

Any chance of you scoring some of that crazy raelian weed i've heard so much about?

[dmb1spe]

hating a gay for being gay is like hating a black for being black

Well you just lost all the red states.

[The Onion]

Stephen Clobert > Rael

:thumbsup ...and that's The Word.

[seekupig]

Quote from Rael: hating a gay for being gay is like hating a black for being black or a cat for being a cat.

how insightful of the almighty Rael.

are Beavis & Butthead his speach writers?

[dmbphan041]

Well you just lost all the red states.

and Stephen Harper

[@drian]

http://files2.imagedemon.com//thumbs/060126135820-45994836--1.jpg (http://www.imagedemon.com/image.asp?name=&im=1&id=060126135820-45994836&pic=1&up=&s=2)

made this in photoshop... enjoy

[The Onion]

Well you just lost all the red states.

:lol

[giantsfan]

this is cool:
http://www.hiljaiset.sci.fi/pics/cooltat.jpg

[Beefsteak1138]

Exclusive pic from a Raelian meeting:

http://leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

[seekupig]

http://files2.imagedemon.com//thumbs/060126135820-45994836--1.jpg (http://www.imagedemon.com/image.asp?name=&im=1&id=060126135820-45994836&pic=1&up=&s=2)

made this in photoshop... enjoy

:lol :lol CLASSIC!!!:lol :lol

thank you.

[gbs3769]

I didn't find that in wikipedia.org. Can you provide the link to that. Even if that is in wikipedia.orgm, it's still untrue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Raelism)

- Primo

[thebigv]

Exclusive pic from a Raelian meeting:

http://leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg


Score one for the Brainholes!!

[giantsfan]

here we go:
http://www.smh.com.au/text/ffximage/2005/11/04/cage_rugbyheaven-portrait__200x277.jpg

[Raelian1]

Douche bag! (http://www.huse.com/scstore/graphics/21888.jpg)

Any chance of you scoring some of that crazy raelian weed i've heard so much about?

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole. Raelians don't use illegal drugs.

[Beefsteak1138]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Raelism)

- Primo
:lol :lol

Classic.

[41ravens]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?

[@drian]

first one was so small
this one is better

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3047/raelian15qp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[thebigv]

Yet another brilliant post from a brainhole. Raelians don't use illegal drugs.

If you were in Canada or Netherlands it isn't illegal. Didn't Denver legalize something? Shouldn't the 'Christian' laws not apply to the Raelians? But, you guys do douche. Right?

[seekupig]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raelism (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Raelism)

- Primo

nice work. :thumbsup

[thebigv]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?

As long as we refer to non-believers as assholes. I'm in.:cool

[The Onion]

Score one for the Brainholes!!

:lol

[giantsfan]

pretty cool:
http://www.manset.sci.fi/mm2004/fi_120604/rho34d.jpg

[seekupig]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?

sign me up.

[dmbphan041]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?

right here

[slk11086]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?


do we wear matching tennis shoes and follow our leader brainlessly? If so I will be your first recruit (assuming you are the leader Adam). When is the next comet coming to earth that we can hitch a ride on?

[The Onion]

i'm gonna start my own crazy religion, and call ourselves "the brainholes". who's in?

I'm in.

[giantsfan]

another autopsy:
http://www.daro.it.pl/img/ufo.jpg

[The Onion]

I'm buying a Rael medallion.

[gbs3769]

I got one on ebay for $0.42 Canadian!

- Primo

[mr.MikeD]

I'm buying a Rael medallion.
be sure to reference raelian1 in your order so he gets his commission

[Hudak-Budak]

I'm buying a Rael medallion.

Anything to support the movement, brother.

[gbs3769]

I'm all about that exchange rate.

- Primo

[slk11086]

It seems to me that Rael just read the bible and wrote his own stories based upon characters and things that happened in the bible. Is that true?

[Raelian1]

This will be my last post of the day. You know you guys are quite hillarious (especially you Raelian2). Before I go, I want to explain the term brainhole. See some people call Raelians assholes but we don't consider that an insult since the asshole is actually beneficial to health and wellbeing since it helps remove toxic waste from our bodies. I wouldn't be insulted if someone called me an asshole. Brainholes have actually been discovered by brain scans (CAT, MRI, I don't remember) which is caused by alcohol abuse, drug abuse, tobacco, brain inactivity, and other harmful habits. Having holes in the brain is not beneficial and causes people to lose intelligence (among other cranial features). That's why I call people who post disrespectful comments about me and my fellow Raelians brainholes. That is a much worse insult.

[gbs3769]

No, Rael actually was abducted by aliens and forced to listen to Menudo for 3 years straight. After which time they made him their bitch and he began preaching about having sex with 13 year olds.

- Primo

[mr.MikeD]

This will be my last post of the day. You know you guysare quite hillarious (especially you Raelian2). Before I go, I want to explain the term brainhole. See some people call Raelians assholes but we don't consider that an insult since the asshole is actually beneficial to health and wellbeing since it helps remove toxic waste from our bodies. I wouldn't be insulted if someone called me an asshole. Brainholes have actually been discovered by brain scans (CAT, MRI, I don't remember) which is caused by alcohol abuse, drug abuse, tobacco, brain inactivity, and other harmful habits. Having holes in the brain is not beneficial and causes people to lose intelligence (among other cranial features). That's why I call people who post disrespectful comments about me and my fellow Raelians brainholes. That is a much worse insult.

don't go man, we kid because we love. and because we think you are a brainwashed tool. but stay.

[The Onion]

It seems to me that Rael just read the bible and wrote his own stories based upon characters and things that happened in the bible. Is that true?

They aren't just stories, brainhole! They're real! They're totally real!

[The Onion]

don't go man, we kid because we love. and because we think you are a brainwashed tool. but stay.

:lol:lol:lol

[dmb1spe]

This will be my last post of the day. You know you guys are quite hillarious (especially you Raelian2). Before I go, I want to explain the term brainhole. See some people call Raelians assholes but we don't consider that an insult since the asshole is actually beneficial to health and wellbeing since it helps remove toxic waste from our bodies. I wouldn't be insulted if someone called me an asshole. Brainholes have actually been discovered by brain scans (CAT, MRI, I don't remember) which is caused by alcohol abuse, drug abuse, tobacco, brain inactivity, and other harmful habits. Having holes in the brain is not beneficial and causes people to lose intelligence (among other cranial features). That's why I call people who post disrespectful comments about me and my fellow Raelians brainholes. That is a much worse insult.

So asshole>>>>brainhole?

Just when you think you have the universe figured out. Back to square one.

[slk11086]

They aren't just stories, brainhole! They're real! They're totally real!


stories of stories, thats all we need.

[seekupig]

please don't go. i beg you. we'll be nice.......:lol

[@drian]

This will be my last post of the day. You know you guys are quite hillarious (especially you Raelian2). Before I go, I want to explain the term brainhole. See some people call Raelians assholes but we don't consider that an insult since the asshole is actually beneficial to health and wellbeing since it helps remove toxic waste from our bodies. I wouldn't be insulted if someone called me an asshole. Brainholes have actually been discovered by brain scans (CAT, MRI, I don't remember) which is caused by alcohol abuse, drug abuse, tobacco, brain inactivity, and other harmful habits. Having holes in the brain is not beneficial and causes people to lose intelligence (among other cranial features). That's why I call people who post disrespectful comments about me and my fellow Raelians brainholes. That is a much worse insult.

you forgot to mention the other beneifts of assholes... well the ones on 13 year old girls and boys that is ;) ill keep it on the DL... dont wanna spoil your commisions

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3047/raelian15qp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

this looks like the face of a man with some brainholes...

[dmb1spe]

Why do I picture somewhere a man amidst a pile of his own feces masturbating furitively while reading this thread cackling about brainholes, and assholes, and medallions?

[dmbphan041]

im gunna start calling kids brainholes at school now.

[The Onion]

No, Rael actually was abducted by aliens and forced to listen to Menudo for 3 years straight. After which time they made him their bitch and he began preaching about having sex with 13 year olds.

- Primo

:lol Praise Rael!!

[The Onion]

im gunna start calling kids brainholes at school now.

Spread the word.

[dmb1spe]

im gunna start calling kids brainholes at school now.
And i'm going to watch you come on here and complain about the spike in ass whippings you start to receive.

[gbs3769]

Brainholes have actually been discovered by brain scans (CAT, MRI, I don't remember) which is caused by alcohol abuse, drug abuse, tobacco, brain inactivity, and other harmful habits. Having holes in the brain is not beneficial and causes people to lose intelligence (among other cranial features). That's why I call people who post disrespectful comments about me and my fellow Raelians brainholes. That is a much worse insult.
I have holes in my brain. They are called Ventricles:

There are four cerebral ventricles: the paired lateral ventricles and the third and fourth ventricle. The two lateral ventricles are relatively large and C-shaped, roughly wrapping around the dorsal aspects of the basal ganglia. It is in the lateral ventricles of the embryo that the successive generation of neurons gives rise to the 6-layered structure of the neocortex, constructed from the inside out during development. Each lateral ventricle extends into the frontal, temporal and occipital lobes via the frontal (anterior), temporal (inferior), and occipital (posterior) horns, respectively.

The lateral ventricles both communicate via the foramina of Monro with the third ventricle, found centrally within the midbrain. The third ventricle communicates via the cerebral aqueduct with the fourth ventricle, found within the hindbrain. The three foramina to the subarachnoid space are found here, permitting cerebrospinal fluid produced in the ventricles to surround the brainstem, cerebellum, and cerebral cortex. The fourth ventricle is also continuous with the central canal, allowing CSF to bathe the inside surface of the spinal cord as well.

- Primo

[The Onion]

My spaceship is here. I've got to get going.

Rael bless you all, and give you His peace.

ttyl