The Masturbation Contest.

[saygdbye4134]

Here it is folks. The Masturbation Contest brought to you by your friends at Friends Of Gary!

*This is the opposite of the Great Seinfeld Competition*

We at F.O.G. are looking for the First Ants Masturbating Champion. So break out the lube and turn on your spam protection, it's going to be a wild month.

We are looking for the male or female (we at F.O.G. do not segregate the sexes) who masturbates the most in a month (that's 30 days for you still on an abacus). We are going on the honor system here, so please, be honest.

We ask you to post either after, during (adam), or before, to let us know what your count is at. Don't be shy, for if you say you don't masturbate, we know you're lying, liar. So jerk it, flick the bean, or do whatever you have to do to get the job (no pun intended) done.

The winner shall be dubbed The Great Antsturbator.

Remember kids, sex can wait, masturbate. :goat

Finally let me be the first to say, this thread is worthless without pics.


This contest is brought to you by your local F.O.G. #316, where out motto is, if you can't shake hands with the one-eyed milk man, who can you shake hands with?

[Hudak-Budak]

My 30 days will be up on Friday, July 7 at 9pm. Alpine will put a dent in my output, though.

[saygdbye4134]

i will dent your output.

[snuffy]

DOOD!!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!! :hump

[HolyCow]

In baby. In.

[Heavy As Stone]

LOL

I would try, but I have a feeling that a lot of you are going to beat me anyway. Maybe I'll half-ass try knowing that I'm going to lose, but still get the pleasure anyway :).

[Hudak-Budak]

I don't think Erik stipulated, but these do have to be complete masturbatory sessions. That includes orgasm. You can't just rub it a few times and call it a night.

[MontaukNY]

so when does this start?

[HolyCow]

Ok, that's one.

[Mel4AU]

so when does this start?

About 20 minutes ago for me.

[Hudak-Budak]

Shit, Royce. I didn't realize competition would be so fierce.



Brandon--I guess whenever you want. You just get 30 days.

[saygdbye4134]

I don't think Erik stipulated, but these do have to be complete masturbatory sessions. That includes orgasm. You can't just rub it a few times and call it a night.


who the fuck does that?


but yes, these do have to be complete sessions.

[Hudak-Budak]

Here's a question: are foreign objects allowed? Do girls have an unfair advantage with the plethora of toys available to them?

[saygdbye4134]

and damn, i had no idea the competition would be so stiff.


:)

[HolyCow]

Here's a question: are foreign objects allowed? Do girls have an unfair advantage with the plethora of toys available to them?

Well, guys have porn, guys have toys. I think its fair.

[HolyCow]

What exactly does the winner get?

An HJ from Heater?

[snuffy]

1 for me ;)

[Dads_obsessed]

Too Funny

[Hudak-Budak]

Well, guys have porn, guys have toys. I think its fair.

Sounds good. Although if we find a girl who loves porn, that might be a little much.

Time to let the games begin.

[saygdbye4134]

Here's a question: are foreign objects allowed? Do girls have an unfair advantage with the plethora of toys available to them?


yes.

females are welcome to use any device of their choosing.

some females need them in order to have a complete session.

[Huey41]

A girl jacked me off tonight in her bathroom sink, said she didn't want anything getting all over the carpet or furniture. Does that count ? Technically she masturbated me ! :lol

[snuffy]

A girl jacked me off tonight in her bathroom sink, said she didn't want anything getting all over the carpet or furniture. Does that count ? Technically she masturbated me ! :lol

I don't think that counts cuz

1. She should have sucked you off if she wanted to stay clean.

and

2. You didn't do it yourself.

:D

[HolyCow]

In all seriousness....

One in the books for me. Honestly.

[tortoise]

The first place male is going to have some mighty sore balls.

It'll be interesting to see who wins. Women can totally win physically, but I think mentally men have the edge.

[41ravens]

so this is the kinda shit i miss when i don't come around?

[Haiku Jimi]

Normally I'd be totally in but this isnt the right time for me. I would so win...I think 8 times one day was my record.

[41ravens]

ps, i would've dominated this contest about a year ago, but now that i have a live-in girlfriend, firing off some knuckle-children has become a team effort.

[HolyCow]

Normally I'd be totally in but this isnt the right time for me. I would so win...I think 8 times one day was my record.
Wow. Impressive.

Three is my record. Not much, I know, but when there's nothing left, there's nothing left.

Those later ones are more frustrating than they are pleasuring. Its like you are having a mental war with your schlong. Kinda like Professor X and Gene Grey in X3.

[Huey41]

I don't think that counts cuz

1. She should have sucked you off if she wanted to stay clean.

and

2. You didn't do it yourself.

:D

#1 is what I kept trying to tell her !! :lol

[Haiku Jimi]

Those later ones are more frustrating than they are pleasuring. Its like you are having a mental war with your schlong. Kinda like Professor X and Gene Grey in X3.

:lol

[snuffy]

#1 is what I kept trying to tell her !! :lol

Gimme her phone #, I'll call her and straighten her out ;)

[alphatabs]

Mr. Owl, how many cranks does it take to get to the gooey spooge center of your tootsie pop?

Let's find out!

Ah one! Ah two-HOO! Ah three!

*squirt

Ah three.

*kid walks away covered in jizz :goat

[Tiduwho]

Gimme her phone #, I'll call her and straighten her out ;)

You're straightening me out right now.

[Huey41]

Gimme her phone #, I'll call her and straighten her out ;)

I appreciate the offer, but this one is just for fun.

If you want to call my ex and try to straighten her out I'll be glad to post her phone number. I think that would be funny as hell for a bunch of ants to call and give her grief !! :lol

She was soo lucky to have me and doesn't even realize it.

[steffie224]

What the fuck? :lol

[daraidaaa]

I appreciate the offer, but this one is just for fun.

If you want to call my ex and try to straighten her out I'll be glad to post her phone number. I think that would be funny as hell for a bunch of ants to call and give her grief !! :lol

She was soo lucky to have me and doesn't even realize it.

DO IT!! That would be so funny:lol

[snuffy]

I appreciate the offer, but this one is just for fun.

If you want to call my ex and try to straighten her out I'll be glad to post her phone number. I think that would be funny as hell for a bunch of ants to call and give her grief !! :lol

She was soo lucky to have me and doesn't even realize it.

:lol was it your ex that jerked you off in the sink??

[Huey41]

:lol was it your ex that jerked you off in the sink??

No, the ex would have asked me to cum inside her. She liked that kinda thing and it warped me.

This was just a "for fun" girl.

[devilandthelord]

Yeah I will enter, but I must say I would've had a much better chance of winning about a year and a half ago. My girlfriend and I have been together for about that long, and we have a pretty nice sex life, plus we just moved in together like 2 weeks ago. So I basically just have to wait til she's not around, and jump on the porno. I'll try though.

[angelface]

I'm on the books for one, from earlier this evening.

I also did this morning, can I count that one even though it was prior to contest start?

[cityondown5]

and 1

[GoodDayIIDie]

2 in the last 24 hours.

[UNC41]

One already a couple hours ago and one more in a few minutes. This is going to be tough living with the rents for the summer, but I'll still do my best to beat my dick like it owes me money.

[steffie224]

I usually just do once a day. around 2 pm my time. Don't think I would win.

[GoodDayIIDie]

One already a couple hours ago and one more in a few minutes. This is going to be tough living with the rents for the summer, but I'll still do my best to beat my dick like it owes me money.

:eekAH!!!! Q-TIP!!!!

:goatSorry.


By the way, you should open a DMB sound file in Real Player sometime and see what it says....:)

[arizonalovesyou]

i'm in. however, i am going out of town alot this month. anyways, i'll try... :lol

[arizonalovesyou]

One already a couple hours ago and one more in a few minutes. This is going to be tough living with the rents for the summer, but I'll still do my best to beat my dick like it owes me money.

lmfao.

[MontaukNY]

okay. 12:45 AM central time is my official start time. here goes the first one.,..

[MontaukNY]

there goes #1

[astb41]

ps, i would've dominated this contest about a year ago, but now that i have a live-in girlfriend, firing off some knuckle-children has become a team effort.

this is the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life.

[justinandimcool]

I'm in. I'm gonna win.

[steffie224]

there goes #1wow. that was quick. were you right in front of the computer?


and my vote is for justin. he's 15. he was made to win this contest.

[MontaukNY]

wow. that was quick. were you right in front of the computer?





and my vote is for justin. he's 15. he was made to win this contest.
ya, i'll probably lose but i'll give it a shot

[justinandimcool]

and my vote is for justin. he's 15. he was made to win this contest.

:thumbsup There's 1. The internet is for porn.

[justinandimcool]

You have much to learn young skywalker :goat

Bring it bitch.

[MontaukNY]

Bring it bitch.

ha ha ha, i thought that quote was dumb so i changed it. but you caught it, looks like i'm doomed :BANG

[justinandimcool]

ha ha ha, i thought that quote was dumb so i changed it. but you caught it, looks like i'm doomed :BANG

That's right. Bow down to your king.

[MontaukNY]

kill the king










sorry, you walked right into that one

[justinandimcool]

:lol Well played.

Too bad I just got #2.

[MontaukNY]

oh don't worry, i'll fire off round two some time before bed

[MontaukNY]

there goes. tied w/ Justin

and now i'm outta here

[justinandimcool]

Fuck. See ya man. I'll run away w/ it tomorrow guaranteed.

[MontaukNY]

i know you will. i'm out of town tomorrow till monday. it'd be just a little akward trying to win this with my mom in the same hotel room for the next four-five days

[GSUdawg521]

^^That's when you gotta do it quick while you're taking your shower.

I knew a guy who could concentrate really hard and just make himself ejaculate without toucing himself. No, I never saw it, thank god.

Oh, I wouldn't win this competition, but it sounds like I'd be right there in the average number of 30.

[MontaukNY]

^^That's when you gotta do it quick while you're taking your shower.

I knew a guy who could concentrate really hard and just make himself ejaculate without toucing himself. No, I never saw it, thank god.

Oh, I wouldn't win this competition, but it sounds like I'd be right there in the average number of 30.

that's some crazy shit. why isn't he in this contest?

[justinandimcool]

#3 good night. My winky is tired.

[mike007]

I'll beat my shit till I can't beat it no more - we all need goals in life

[racinfan]

Here I sit spanking my monkey in front of am.org on my computer. Jesus Christ, how fucking bored can one get before, oh shit, I'm cumming.....

[Hudak-Budak]

Total so far: 1.

Although I do have about 45 minutes before work...

[Mel4AU]

2 for me so far.

[Hudak-Budak]

I'm at two. This is the most productive morning I've had in a long time.

[somedevilguy]

uno.

[Hudak-Budak]

Can we get this thread stickied?




Oh man, that's funny on so many levels. I'm fuckin hilarious.

[somedevilguy]

Can we get this thread stickied?




Oh man, that's funny on so many levels. I'm fuckin hilarious.

quit gettin' off on yourself.

[Hudak-Budak]

quit gettin' off on yourself.

HEY-O!
:lol

[littleyogini]

what the hell is going on in here, and why are there so many sticky keyboards:eek

[Mel4AU]

Put me down for a third.

[Beefsteak1138]

Anyone wanna have a one-month sex contest?

:hump

[littleyogini]

Anyone wanna have a one-month sex contest?

:hump



sex contest:rolleyes

[snuffy]

I'm at 3 ;)

[Heavy As Stone]

Anyone wanna have a one-month sex contest?

:hump

I am so in.:hump :hump :hump :hump :hump

[Beefsteak1138]

I am so in.:hump :hump :hump :hump :hump
Literally. :evil

[JenLuvsDMB]

Damnit. Ants breaks, I leave for one night, and this is what happens. I miss everything!

[saygdbye4134]

one.


and y'all fucking rock. hard.

[Hudak-Budak]

Mel is going at this hardcore.

[littleyogini]

i need to see some kind of proof...;)

[JimiThang1]

Does this start when the thread was created or the first time we saw it?

[Hudak-Budak]

Does this start when the thread was created or the first time we saw it?

I'd say when you see it. Just give yourself 30 days.

[PhishFleck41]

one.

[Gary!]

:thumbsup i fully support this thread.

[JimiThang1]

I'd say when you see it. Just give yourself 30 days.
Damn, I would have had 2.

[Gary!]

Can we get a Mod to make this thread "Sticky"?

[JenLuvsDMB]

Why didn't I see this thread at 5:00 yesterday? I'd be up one. Oh, well. I'll make up for it when I get home.

[Hudak-Budak]

Can we get a Mod to make this thread "Sticky"?

Can we get someone to check your jokes so you don't repeat mine?

[littleyogini]

could you all just get back to rubbing yourself, this bickering is ruining the mood:twak

[JenLuvsDMB]

Actually it turns me on when Ryan and Gary bicker.

[Gary!]

Can we get someone to check your jokes so you don't repeat mine?

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

[Hudak-Budak]

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

Jen?! You whore!!




I love it.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Gary! I told you to keep that a secret until I could convince him to join us.

[Hudak-Budak]

Gary! I told you to keep that a secret until I could convince him to join us.

There would be no need to convince. I was trying to think of how to breach the subject to you.

[Gary!]

Gary! I told you to keep that a secret until I could convince him to join us.

Hmmm. So those flyers I posted of us together probably weren't the best idea.

And the DVD really isn't going to make you happy.








just horny.

[Bswartz95]

If Ryan is competing in this contest, then I give up now.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Hmmm. So those flyers I posted of us together probably weren't the best idea.

And the DVD really isn't going to make you happy.








just horny.

Hornier than ever.

[Hudak-Budak]

Hornier than ever.

After yesterday, I don't know if that's possible.

[JenLuvsDMB]

After yesterday, I don't know if that's possible.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[dmbgodagirl41]

when I was single, I was averaging 5x a night.......

[Hudak-Budak]

when I was single, I was averaging 5x a night.......

Jesus. I see I was overestimating my skills. Or underestimating the skills of others.

[Shagadelic]

when I was single, I was averaging 5x a night.......


:eek OMG, I have to have you.....now. PM me your number, go to the airport and I'll text the flight info.....NOW....:hump :D

[dmbgodagirl41]

Jesus. I see I was overestimating my skills. Or underestimating the skills of others.
with girls its easier to rub it out half a dozen times in one day at a constant level. if guys did that, their balls would shrivel to raisins, I think.

[dmbgodagirl41]

:eek OMG, I have to have you.....now. PM me your number, go to the airport and I'll text the flight info.....NOW....:hump :D
Do you have a buttchin? ;) haha jk

[Gary!]

Jesus. I see I was overestimating my skills. Or underestimating the skills of others.

yeah good god. me too.
we had this exact contest in high school and the winner's daily average was no where close to 5x.

[Shagadelic]

Do you have a buttchin? ;) haha jk


You're a freak....:p

[dmbgodagirl41]

yeah good god. me too.
we had this exact contest in high school and the winner's daily average was no where close to 5x.
what can I say, I have the sex drive of a 17 year old boy....I always want to hump, and when I didn't have access to a penis, I took matters into my own hands :lol
Oh, and for the record, I don't have a vibrator or anything....girls can easily kill half a dozen kittens in a day....

[dmbgodagirl41]

You're a freak....:p
what? :confused

hehehehe

[steffie224]

:eek OMG, I have to have you.....now. PM me your number, go to the airport and I'll text the flight info.....NOW....:hump :DBETRAYAL!:lorraine

[Shagadelic]

BETRAYAL!:lorraine

Sweetie you're always going to be my number one choice. Although, when Katie starts in with the "I rub it out 5 times a day cuz I can't get enough" what's a boy to do? I got caught up in the moment....

[Shagadelic]

what can I say, I have the sex drive of a 17 year old boy....I always want to hump, and when I didn't have access to a penis, I took matters into my own hands :lol
Oh, and for the record, I don't have a vibrator or anything....girls can easily kill half a dozen kittens in a day....



:lol :lol ....like I said you're a freak :p

[steffie224]

I understand. I can't compete with her. I'd rub myself raw.

And I use a battery operated device, something which most guys are intimidated by. So go ahead and stick with the amateurs. ;)

[dmbgodagirl41]

I understand. I can't compete with her. I'd rub myself raw.

And I use a battery operated device, something which most guys are intimidated by. So go ahead and stick with the amateurs. ;)
Steffie, you have a BOB! (Battery Operated Boyfriend!) I wicked wanna get one, but then I think I'd feel bad if my dude found it :lol

[Shagadelic]

I understand. I can't compete with her. I'd rub myself raw.

And I use a battery operated device, something which most guys are intimidated by. So go ahead and stick with the amateurs. ;)


Battery operated devices and a tongue....it's all good. Nothing you do could possibly intimidate me.....and on that note, I have to get back to work...or go rub one out....what do you think?:rolleyes

[Gary!]

I understand. I can't compete with her. I'd rub myself raw.

And I use a battery operated device, something which most guys are intimidated by. So go ahead and stick with the amateurs. ;)

I never understand why dudes are intimidated. I couldn't care less...

[devilandthelord]

Steffie, you have a BOB! (Battery Operated Boyfriend!) I wicked wanna get one, but then I think I'd feel bad if my dude found it :lol

My girlfriend had one before I met her. Don't worry. Nothing like the real thing baby!:hug

[littleyogini]

My girlfriend had one before I met her. Don't worry. Nothing like the real thing baby!:hug

so true- but it is a great substitute:D

[dmbgodagirl41]

My girlfriend had one before I met her. Don't worry. Nothing like the real thing baby!:hug

hahah i mean, let's say you found out she bought one while you were going out and she still uses it...........?

[devilandthelord]

hahah i mean, let's say you found out she bought one while you were going out and she still uses it...........?

Not that big a deal really. I know our sex is good, and besides that'd be like her getting mad at me for still watching porn and whacking it after we had been going out. I mean, I'd still be doing that if I was dating Carmen Electra. :monkey

[steffie224]

hahah i mean, let's say you found out she bought one while you were going out and she still uses it...........?I actually had a sex toy party at my house, with Damon downstairs staying away.

The key is to get THEM a toy too. He loves the pocket pussy I got him.

I think I've had this discussion in the "should i masturbate before my wife gets home" thread a while back.

[steffie224]

so true- but it is a great substitute:Dyessirreeee

[MontaukNY]

there goes #3

[gbs3769]

IThe key is to get THEM a toy too. He loves the pocket pussy I got him.
Is that better than the Fleshlight?

- Primo

[dmbgodagirl41]

I actually had a sex toy party at my house, with Damon downstairs staying away.

The key is to get THEM a toy too. He loves the pocket pussy I got him.

I think I've had this discussion in the "should i masturbate before my wife gets home" thread a while back.
I've always wanted to go to a sex toy party, i bet it would be a BLAST!

[littleyogini]

yessirreeee

and my hubby is completely ok with me and my vibe- as long as he gets what he wants- he doesn't care what i do in my free time(although he does a pretty good job at taking care of what i want- he uses the vibe on me more than i do!):D

[DixieChixen]

Is that better than the Fleshlight?

- Primo

must explain

[Gary!]

must explain

Google it. Hilarious.

[gbs3769]

must explain
NSFW
http://www.fleshlight.com/
NSFW

I've never used, I just see ads for it all the time on some websites.

- Primo

[DixieChixen]

yeahhhh, at work, need to focus MUST FOCUS MUST NOT CHECK OUT PRIMO AND GARY! SITES!

[Hudak-Budak]

NSFW
http://www.fleshlight.com/
NSFW

I've never used, I just see ads for it all the time on some websites.

- Primo

I'm glad they had that how-to video.

[littleyogini]

NSFW
http://www.fleshlight.com/
NSFW

I've never used, I just see ads for it all the time on some websites.

- Primo


:lol what kind of websites would that be?

[tortoise]

Is that better than the Fleshlight?


There's only one thing better than the fleshlight.

[Huey41]

what can I say, I have the sex drive of a 17 year old boy....I always want to hump, and when I didn't have access to a penis, I took matters into my own hands :lol
Oh, and for the record, I don't have a vibrator or anything....girls can easily kill half a dozen kittens in a day....

Marry me ?!?!?

[gbs3769]

:lol what kind of websites would that be?
I'm a fan of thehun.com

- Primo

[JAmi]

the sex convo is great.... but i must be the only one who thinks this contest is lame..

[dmbgodagirl41]

Marry me ?!?!?
:D
buttchin?

ahahahhaha I need to stop.

[snuffy]

:lol

[Huey41]

:D
buttchin?

ahahahhaha I need to stop.

That's the kind of sex I'd get plastic surgery for !

Buttchin ? CHECK ! :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

That's the kind of sex I'd get plastic surgery for !

Buttchin ? CHECK ! :lol
SWEET. GET ASSFACE IMPLANTS :lol

[steffie224]

here's some NSFW sex toy pics:
Pocket pussies (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4149180&postcount=33407)

[steffie224]

Is that better than the Fleshlight?

- Primooooooooooh, I'll have to get Damon that one too!



my dog just farted

[steffie224]

the sex convo is great.... but i must be the only one who thinks this contest is lame..It's funny, but I have no interest in trying to win. It's a lot better than seeing who could last the longest. We'd have a lot more assholes than usual.

[littleyogini]

here's some NSFW sex toy pics:
Pocket pussies (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4149180&postcount=33407)

pretty in pink:lol

[JAmi]

It's funny, but I have no interest in trying to win. It's a lot better than seeing who could last the longest. We'd have a lot more assholes than usual.

whattya mean?

[steffie224]

whattya mean?:lol :lol

[JAmi]

:lol :lol
I was serious

[Hudak-Budak]

here's some NSFW sex toy pics:
Pocket pussies (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4149180&postcount=33407)

When I saw a picture called "Steph & Dildo" I got a lot more excited than the actual picture required.

[devilandthelord]

OMG I can't be looking at this stuff at work! The masturbation stuff was bad enough, but I'm pretty sure if my boss saw this I might be canned!

[steffie224]

I was seriousum. ok. Nobody is really an asshole to me...I just notice sometimes the guys get hot headed and are quick to argue with each other. I guess they're not assholes, just acting in an asshole way. No one in particular.

So lemmie rephrase for you:

I guess we would have a lot more uptight guys than usual.


:)

[steffie224]

When I saw a picture called "Steph & Dildo" I got a lot more excited than the actual picture required.sorry to disappoint:o

[daraidaaa]

Well I am in and at 3...about to be 4

[thepostess]

Steffie, you have a BOB! (Battery Operated Boyfriend!) I wicked wanna get one, but then I think I'd feel bad if my dude found it :lolAll my best BOB's were gifts from my Man. He should be happy you have one.

[dmbgodagirl41]

All my best BOB's were gifts from my Man. He should be happy you have one.
hmmm.............true. I wanna get one.......I just might do it!

[steffie224]

Do It

[steffie224]

katie have one of those parties. It's a win-win situation. You have a great time, and you basically get a free BOB out of it. All the money your friends spend gives you money to spend.

[dmbgodagirl41]

katie have one of those parties. It's a win-win situation. You have a great time, and you basically get a free BOB out of it. All the money your friends spend gives you money to spend.
so wait, how do I hook this up? Do I have to buy the stuff ahead of time? Is there a discount dildo store online? I totally will do this!!

[bullox005]

my keyboard is getting sticky.

[PedroPSK]

All my best BOB's were gifts from my Man. He should be happy you have one.

I agree. I bought a few for my ex over the years and it was fun, she loved it. I'm all about the use of toys on the other.


I'm at 1 from this morning. I dont have a shot in hell.

Hey....can guys get bonus half points for distance and accuracy? :D

[Smilyone]

http://www.fantasiahomeparty.com thats the link in canada, its just like a tupperware party!! works the same way but better...lol

[chalktwo]

I think I would end up going about three times a day for a month.

[devilandthelord]

So, we're going for a whole month here right? You think anyone will break the century mark? Anyone who does, even if they don't win I think should get a special award because that takes dedication. That would average out to more than 3 times a day, every day, for the whole month.
Can't wait to see these scores at the end of the month!

[steffie224]

I agree. I bought a few for my ex over the years and it was fun, she loved it. I'm all about the use of toys on the other.


I'm at 1 from this morning. I dont have a shot in hell.

Hey....can guys get bonus half points for distance and accuracy? :DHit the cookie!

[Shagadelic]

Extra point for drilling my girlie in the left eye? Or how about airmailing her all together, right onto the wall. Sometimes I have some crazy hang time, depends how hot she gets me. Understood its not masturbatory, but I cum harder during sex.

[thepostess]

Extra point for drilling my girlie in the left eye? Or how about airmailing her all together, right onto the wall. Sometimes I have some crazy hang time, depends how hot she gets me. Understood its not masturbatory, but I cum harder during sex.TMI ;)

[Disco Stu]

just found this thread...

one

[Shagadelic]

TMI ;)

D'oh, sorry....see what you ladies do to me when trapped in the office....:o

[thepostess]

D'oh, sorry....see what you ladies do to me when trapped in the office....:oQuite alright. I was just 'fucking' with you. :hump

[littleyogini]

1 here- and i feel so much better:D

[Shagadelic]

Quite alright. I was just 'fucking' with you. :hump


Ssssssssstop THAT! :lol

[thepostess]

*giggles*

[saygdbye4134]

im glad to see that people aren't lying about masturbating.

that's a pet peeve of mine.


even n00b at the BBQ.

[il bacio dolce]

:lol Awman.

I think I'm going to have to do it real quick here.

[Huey41]

Hit the cookie!

My girlfriends learn quickly, when I pull out they should turn their heads !


What's funny is I still got it in her ear !! :lol

[Shagadelic]

I have two for the day...I dl'd some really great porn this week....alas, I don't think I'll get to threee today....too much shit to do. Plus Hooters for trivia tonight....

[dmbphan041]

3 since yesterday

:hump

(im an 18 year old guy, c'mon now)

[rfsved]

My friends and I just finished up The Contest. I made it 11 days, and then I masturbated 11 times in 7 days, which I was quite impressed with. I only wish I could count part of that, but it was over a week ago now, so I guess I'll have to start again!

[devilandthelord]

My friends and I just finished up The Contest. I made it 11 days, and then I masturbated 11 times in 7 days, which I was quite impressed with. I only wish I could count part of that, but it was over a week ago now, so I guess I'll have to start again!

Yes! Your post just made me laugh really hard at my otherwise boring day at work. Thank you. :hug

[dmbgodagirl41]

My friends and I just finished up The Contest. I made it 11 days, and then I masturbated 11 times in 7 days, which I was quite impressed with. I only wish I could count part of that, but it was over a week ago now, so I guess I'll have to start again!
HA! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

Rob, this one is for you:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/Picture001.jpg

Im supposed to be giving the thumbs up :shrug

[thepostess]

My friends and I just finished up The Contest. I made it 11 days, and then I masturbated 11 times in 7 days, which I was quite impressed with. I only wish I could count part of that, but it was over a week ago now, so I guess I'll have to start again!Robbie--you were master of your domain for 11 days?

[devilandthelord]

:lol HA! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA :lol

Yeah exactly! The 11 times in 7 days thing made me laugh! Even though its not as much as most people on here have been posting on a per day average, something about the way I read it made me laugh so hard.

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol

Yeah exactly! The 11 times in 7 days thing made me laugh! Even though its not as much as most people on here have been posting on a per day average, something about the way I read it made me laugh so hard.
exactly, its like "i went 11 whole days then SHIT I busted a nut 11 times in the next 7 days!" it was such an epic.....hilarious

[Shagadelic]

My friends and I just finished up The Contest. I made it 11 days, and then I masturbated 11 times in 7 days, which I was quite impressed with. I only wish I could count part of that, but it was over a week ago now, so I guess I'll have to start again!


Wow how cute, I've had seven in one day before....better get to work son :lol

[devilandthelord]

I think my high was like 5 in one day, and my balls hurt like crazy after the third.

:freak

[dmbgodagirl41]

I think my high was like 5 in one day, and my balls hurt like crazy after the third.

:freak
...and yet you did it twice more?:lorraine

[rfsved]

Rob, this one is for you:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/Picture001.jpg

Im supposed to be giving the thumbs up :shrug
that's why I like you Katie!!!!!:monkey

[littleyogini]

I think my high was like 5 in one day, and my balls hurt like crazy after the third.

:freak


:lol why
did you

continue:ugh

[devilandthelord]

...and yet you did it twice more?:lorraine

boredom/dedication to the cause.
I think I was like 14 or so.

[rfsved]

Robbie--you were master of your domain for 11 days?
King of the Castle!

[Shagadelic]

I think my high was like 5 in one day, and my balls hurt like crazy after the third.

:freak


That doesn't sound healthy....never had sore onions from "releasing".....huh :confused

[thepostess]

King of the Castle!My next question is what would inspire you and your friends to play such a game?

[spoonMe303]

honestly 4 starting yesterday...you can say i dont get out enough...i just pulled one out about 10 mins ago too

[littleyogini]

honestly 4 starting yesterday...you can say i dont get out enough...i just pulled one out about 10 mins ago too


4 xs chris:lol

:monkey cheers to you man!

[rfsved]

The Contest continued....

So me and my three other friends (one girl) put $10 each on this. Chad was out first (3 days) then Carla (9 days) then myself (11 days). We probably should have told Casey that we were all out, but I didn't tell him, and no one else did either, so he went another two weeks. Boy was he pissed to find out he had already won. To make it better, the other two paid me their $10 because we are all going to DMB together, and Casey isn't very good at paying for gas... :lol

[tortoise]

I think my high was like 5 in one day, and my balls hurt like crazy after the third.

:freak

The "dear lord we have no more sperm so don't ask us for anymore!!" pain that your balls put out at times like that is one of my least favorite of all the bodily pains. Ugh.

[thepostess]

The Contest continued....

So me and my three other friends (one girl) put $10 each on this. Chad was out first (3 days) then Carla (9 days) then myself (11 days). We probably should have told Casey that we were all out, but I didn't tell him, and no one else did either, so he went another two weeks. Boy was he pissed to find out he had already won. To make it better, the other two paid me their $10 because we are all going to DMB together, and Casey isn't very good at paying for gas... :lol:lol:lol:lol

[DixieChixen]

challenge: do it w/o visual stimulation.

[spoonMe303]

im usually 2 a day...sometimes 3 if im feeling it

[dmbgodagirl41]

challenge: do it w/o visual stimulation.
Chicks usually don't have visual.......I never need porn to turn it on...

[rfsved]

My next question is what would inspire you and your friends to play such a game?
I was dating a virgin.

no actually we're just sick sick people. I brought up the episode one night when we were all out at the bar together, and everyone said we should do it, so we did.

[dmbgodagirl41]

that's why I like you Katie!!!!!:monkey
:D I love how I look like I"m on drugs, but whatever! :)

your story made me bust out laughing, so great.

[tortoise]

Chicks usually don't have visual.......I never need porn to turn it on...

I almost never use porn. I'd much rather close my eyes and live the moment than watch some other dude live it.

[rfsved]

honestly 4 starting yesterday...you can say i dont get out enough...i just pulled one out about 10 mins ago too
I used to be the same way. Now I'm too busy. If I can manage 3-4 times a week, I'm pleased.

[trippinchad]

I almost never use porn. I'd much rather close my eyes and live the moment than watch some other dude live it.

Yea, but if you just pretend your that person, it works out

lol

This thread is hilarious:thumbsup

[i listen to #41]

I support this thread :thumbsup

[spoonMe303]

I used to be the same way. Now I'm too busy. If I can manage 3-4 times a week, I'm pleased.


it feels so good :evil

[JimiThang1]

If everyone else is starting at when the thread started then i'm at 2 then...

[Shagadelic]

challenge: do it w/o visual stimulation.


visual does help....if I see a super hottie and wanna go home and rub one out, my memory is good enough where I can use what I've just seen....I've got a coupla standard super hotties I keep locked upstair for those non visual occasions.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I almost never use porn. I'd much rather close my eyes and live the moment than watch some other dude live it.
:lol :lol :lol exactly.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I have a friend, Joe, who tells me that he used to hump his couch....

I almost peed my pants laughing when he told me that.

[Hudak-Budak]

+1.




At work.

[i listen to #41]

+1.




At work.:lol:lol

[tortoise]

See I'm not getting involved in this contest. I'm really hoping my days of being a lonely, horney male with a very sore right wrist are behind me :)

[DixieChixen]

carpal tunnel...

I swear I got it from work

[dmbgodagirl41]

See I'm not getting involved in this contest. I'm really hoping my days of being a lonely, horney male with a very sore right wrist are behind me :)

HA you wish they were, loser.

that's so mean :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

carpal tunnel...

I swear I got it from work
AW who was the athlete that suffered the wrist/groin injury...CRAP why can't I remember?!?!?

[41ravens]

i'm still at 0. :(


you'd think i'd be happy to say that i haven't needed to crank any out in a while. :lol

[devilandthelord]

i'm still at 0. :(


you'd think i'd be happy to say that i haven't needed to crank any out in a while. :lol

Me too. And you'd think the same of me, but this contest is getting to me. I mean, my girlfriend and I even had sex yesterday for christ's sake, and thinking about ya'll are beating me. I've been so damn busy with work and other stuff. Trust me I wish I'd had time.

[MAM2STEPN]

I don't think Erik stipulated, but these do have to be complete masturbatory sessions. That includes orgasm. You can't just rub it a few times and call it a night.That's hilarious!!:lol :lol

[MAM2STEPN]

I don't think that counts cuz

1. She should have sucked you off if she wanted to stay clean.

and

2. You didn't do it yourself.

:DGood point!:thumbsup

[rconverse]

+1.




At work.

Where do you work?








I am never going there.

[dmbdreamingtree]

ok so i have been lurking the thread and working the head.....i am +5










and although that is a joke....i condemn all of you sinners.....










although that may be a joke too...

[MAM2STEPN]

i'm in. however, i am going out of town alot this month. anyways, i'll try... :lolLike you can't do it while you're out of town?:lol

[Hudak-Budak]

Where do you work?




I am never going there.

You wouldn't want to anyway. It's run by Greeks.

[MAM2STEPN]

there goes #1I hope you washed your hands.:lol

[HolyCow]

So let's get a score recap here.

I am at 1.

[Mel4AU]

4!! Heh. Heh. Heh.

[41ravens]

You wouldn't want to anyway. It's run by Greeks.

are they in the contest too?

[devilandthelord]

I have a feeling justin is beating us all.

[daraidaaa]

5...gotta love being 16 :)

[DixieChixen]

I have a feeling justin is beating us all.

beating you all?? I thought you had to do it yourself for it to count? :ugh

[StinkyPinky]

I'd enter the contest...but..if I did......there would be no contest.

[spoonMe303]

im at 5 now :)

[spoonMe303]

5...gotta love being 16 :)

yah we got this man:evil

[littleyogini]

I'd enter the contest...but..if I did......there would be no contest.

:hug come here, it is ok stinky.

[saygdbye4134]

+1.




At work.


in case no one else said it, you are a hero in my eyes.

[JimiThang1]

Up to 3 now...

[angelface]

I did one at work in my office, I can do them with out touching myself if I am worked up enough. :multi

[saygdbye4134]

angela.......................wow.

[angelface]

angela.......................wow.

I know, its taken practice but I am dedicated to the cause.

[Shagadelic]

I did one at work in my office, I can do them with out touching myself if I am worked up enough. :multi


That is ahhhhhh....well sexy......but also very cool...:D

[daraidaaa]

Me too. And you'd think the same of me, but this contest is getting to me. I mean, my girlfriend and I even had sex yesterday for christ's sake, and thinking about ya'll are beating me. I've been so damn busy with work and other stuff. Trust me I wish I'd had time.

Next convo between you and your gf "Honey, Lets have sex." and you responding, "No way, ill rub it out myself, i gotta be the Antsturbator."

But seriously, what if you are getting a bj or something and right before you "lose your cool" so to speak, you stop and rub it out, does it count towards this contest? If it does, I am at 6:thumbsup

[angelface]

But seriously, what if you are getting a bj or something and right before you "lose your cool" so to speak, you stop and rub it out, does it count towards this contest? If it does, I am at 6:thumbsup[/quote]

Just wondering... why wouldn't you just let her finish you off?

[tortoise]

But seriously, what if you are getting a bj or something and right before you "lose your cool" so to speak, you stop and rub it out, does it count towards this contest? If it does, I am at 6:thumbsup

Or what about porn star style? Where you have sex for about 3 hours, in about 30 different positions, but you conclude by jacking off onto her face? Doesn't that count towards the contest?