Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[DixieChixen]

Dear Angela,

please stop posting hot pictures of yourself, my work is hopelessly suffering and i don't want to get fired.

regretfully,
-D-

ps. post more pictures of yourself

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Casen
I still love your avatar. So cute.


regards
Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix
Stop reading my email at work. That'll help you walk easier.

Love and licks
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle,

Never even seen you and you're still probably one of the hottest girls i know.

must remain sitting for a while,
-D-

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix

Ice. Lots of it.

Love
Elle
P.S. You're the sweetest ;)

[Raven36]

Dear Elle

thanks fot that. i like my avatar too. :) i think all this crap about my old one is lies because im fun to tease... :(

Casen

[angelface]

Dear Elle,

Why are you not male?

Hopelessly Devoted,
Angela

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Angela

I'd cross the line for you. :D

Pining from afar
Elle

P.S. Dix don't read this or you're back to square one.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Casen
Who's teasing you? About what? If you need back up just call.

Elle

[angelface]

Dear Elle,

Be gentle, and invite Dix.

Still hopelessly devoted,
Angela

p.s. I just slid off my chair

[tortoise]

Dear Robert,

Stop with the make up. You're over fifty and fat.

Signed,
a concerned fan

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix

Let me know when O'Hare has power again. A trip to Cail is needed.

Anxiously waiting
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle-gela,

please post future warnings of your exchanges (ex. NSFDAW, not safe for D at work, or NSFDE not safe for D ever, might implode)

Thanks. -D-

[bullox005]

Dear You KNow Who,

You know what I want.

Thank You in advance.


Sincerely,
The Big Stink

dear stinky,

you're goddamed right i know what you want.

:monkey :hump

- your bitch

[tortoise]

Dear God,

Damn, you're a woman!

Please allow all ants to join together on one great big cloud in the sky so they can have a gigantic orgy. Thus relieving a lot of sexual tension and hopefully returning the board back to normal :)

And remember God, head don't count!

Amen! I mean, A-lady!
Matt

[demar727]

Dear SideShowBob,

your the biggest asshole on here :thumbsup

with love,
Andrew

[pkpro1]

Dear God,

Why isn't it saturday night at Randall's yet?

Signed,

An Anxious Fan

[trippingbilly12]

Dear random guy from Craig's List,

thank you for selling me tickets to Tom Petty and Trey for 15 dollars. I saved an assload of money.

Smiling Huge

--Mike

[AudreyM]

Dear Donald,

Thanks for making me feel like I'm not stalking you.

Cordially,

A.

P.S. Elle, wait till I scan this and send it to you. :lol

Some days are better than others, especially when there's chocolate involved!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Aud

Can't wait. :D
Chocolate = food of the gods. Mmmm I could go for a caramilk right about now!

Elle

[DixieChixen]

dear elle,

is caramilk a canadian thing? and more importantly can it be used to lure you and angelface to chicago?

pathetically,
-D-

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix
I thought caramilk was universal but I could be wrong and yes.

Lovingly
Elle

[windspinner]

Dear windspinner's neighbor:

You need to get the weird shrine you glued to your back fence down ASAP, it's disturbing and weird.

[angelface]

Dear Dix,

Please clean out your box. :)

Can't send,
Angela

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Angela
Can I do the same for you?

Elle
P.S. I'm laughing at my own message. Laaaaame! :lol

[angelface]

Dear Elle,

My box is quite clean, but I have a few other ideas.

Love,
Angela

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Angela
You are the hottest.
End of discussion.

Love
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle-gela,

i think i'm in love. and you're funny as hell.

Dear California,

damn you for spreading a fucking stupid adjective modifier like "hella" it really pissed the hell out of me.

love, D

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix
You're hella cute.

The cunning linguist
Elle

[SeanMH]

Dear Elle,

where are the dvds!??! :p No offense, but the Canadian postal service sucks!

-Sean from FL (in the USA)

:)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Sean
The postal service does suck however they aren't entirely to blame. I'm the one that sucks. Your discs got buried under recipets and papers on my desk. Lame indeed. But they'll be burned and in the mail before monday. :o

Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dynamic Duo (Angela and Dix)
Good night, sweet dreams. I'm off to bed to dream of being in a sammich.

Sleepy Elle

[angelface]

Dear Elle,

Sweet dreams to you, my dear. Don't worry Dix will keep me busy maxing out my box.:hump

L,
Angela

[dmbphan041]

Dear people in this thread,

should I spend $20 to see slightly stoopid?

Love
A-bomb

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear adam,


i've heard good and bad things about them. i'd say if you're going with some friends, it's worth it. just have a good time.


The Cock of the Walk,
Bruce Dickinson

[Milenk]

Dear Ann,
The reason is you.
-Tim

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Texas,

Why are you so hot?

Love,

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear DMBc,

Why are you always bitching? Why don't you read? Why don't you respect others?

Concerned,
Greg

[athousandyears]

Dear Greg,

I was just thinking the same thing. I contemplated starting a thread and realized that I would then be bitching and others would start bitching about either the thread I started or the negativity of the boards. Regardless, I'm tired of all the negativity directed toward a band we are supposed to be fans of.

Perplexed,
Nakia

P.S. I understand some criticism is normal, but it seems this band can do nothing right according to this forum.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

I was just thinking the same thing. I contemplated starting a thread and realized that I would then be bitching and others would start bitching about either the thread I started or the negativity of the boards. Regardless, I'm tired of all the negativity directed toward a band we are supposed to be fans of.

Perplexed,
Nakia

P.S. I understand some criticism is normal, but it seems this band can do nothing right according to this forum.



Dear Nakia,

I know I'm too late, but let's get married. :D

I agree though. It's such a shame at how much crap goes on. Makes me want to continue to spend my time in these threads. Though there is arguing here, usually the good outweighs the bad.


Love,
Greg

[paris72]

Dear Pink Floyd,

One. More. tour

[Ascf33]

Dear Jimmy Fallon:

The Red Sox suck and you are not funny.

Hugs and Kisses,
-T.J.-

[angelface]

Dear Friends,

I had a great time last night, I haven't danced that much in a long time! My thighs and ass are sore though today.

NO thank you to the gross boy who would not leave me alone on the dance floor :violent Take a hint next time!

Love,
Angela

[the only gweeps]

dear pooky,

where are you, my stuffed friend?

[racinfan]

Dear God,

Ummm, what the fuck?

Cordially,

Mankind

[racinfan]

Dear Angela,

You talking hot to other chicks makes me hot too.

Please keep it up,

Allen

[racinfan]

Dear Pink Floyd,

One. More. tour

Dear paris72,

Don't hold your breath

David and Roger

[angelface]

Dear Allen,

I like that I can bring you some enjoyment while chatting up my girl Elle, and by chatting I mean naughty talk :hump

L,
Angela

[Anthony?]

Dear Joe,

Take that gun out of your hand.

Anthony

[Haiku Jimi]

Dear penis,

work till I die please

[daraidaaa]

Dear Greg,

Glad to see me and you see things the same way about DMBc. Good God people, quit your bitching...but whatever floats their boat, nDMBc is much nicer haha.

Dear Angela,

If I could ever get my Mozilla, iTunes, and AIM running at the same time, I will tell you about the fantastic time I had last night, if not...you're outta luck

Peace in the middle east,
-Mike

[angelface]

Dear Mike,

Your computer sucks my ass. Try doing one thing at a time buddy.

L,
Angela

[daraidaaa]

Dear Angela,

I guess that may work...I hate my computer.

Adios,
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Finger,

Why did I break you?

Wondering,
Mike

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Jesus,

Please don't be mad that I became a Taoist.

You're still the shit,
Adam

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear DMB,

Guys, the current tour is awesome. The sets are nice, Rashawn is a great addition and I love the tunes that have been resurrected. But is there any chance we'll see Kill the King and Shotgun again? KTK has been gone over a month and Shotgun since June. They were my favorites.

You're still the shit,
Adam

[Raven36]

dear headache

please go away so i can go back to sleep.

thoroughly annoyed,
casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen's headache,

Go away so she can go to sleep. It seems like she has had a bad day. Feel better Casen

-Mike

[pkpro1]

Dear DMB,

thanks for #41 the first night.

sincerely,
a fan

Dear Ticketbastard,
*uck you and the horse you ride on for not allowing me tix to N2, where they played Last Stop.
sincerely,
a pissed off fan

[athousandyears]

Dear Steph,

You are a beautiful person and I am so glad that I have e-met you. I hope someday we can meet in person. You're thread is awesome and I want you to know how much I appreciate the positive vibes you send out to everyone.

Big hugs and kisses,
Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Nakia,


I second your letter! Steph rocks! And she is just as nice if not even cooler in person.


Sincerely,
Greg

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear life,
Can you take care of yourself for a second? Or just take care of everything on my shoulders? That'd be really sweet. 'Cause I'm not sure I can handle this too much longer.
Super stressed out,
Carsen.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear life,
Can you take care of yourself for a second? Or just take care of everything on my shoulders? That'd be really sweet. 'Cause I'm not sure I can handle this too much longer.
Super stressed out,
Carsen.


Dear Carsen,


Why so blue Panda Bear?


Concerned,
Greg

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Carsen,


Why so blue Panda Bear?


Concerned,
Greg
Dear Greg,
Life has just piled up. From several family members in the hospital (including the boyfriend), to getting ready to go back to college, to adding a new diet and exercise plan to my life, to emergency trips over two hours away for the laid-up boyfriend, to rising gas prices, to regular, every day crap, I've had it.

Though I do looooooooove panda bears. :multi

Thanks for your concern! (And the panda bear reference).
Carsen.

[ryguy178]

Dear Ants,

I'm out at 20K. Been nice knowing you.

-Ryan

[angelface]

Dear Ryan,

Don't go, the boards will go to hell and turn into one big orgy. We need you!

L,
Angela

[athousandyears]

Dear Ryan,

May I inquire as to why?

- Nakia

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Ants,

I'm out at 20K. Been nice knowing you.

-Ryan
Dear Ryan,

I said the same thing about my 10K. Good Luck.

Sean

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,
Life has just piled up. From several family members in the hospital (including the boyfriend), to getting ready to go back to college, to adding a new diet and exercise plan to my life, to emergency trips over two hours away for the laid-up boyfriend, to rising gas prices, to regular, every day crap, I've had it.

Though I do looooooooove panda bears. :multi

Thanks for your concern! (And the panda bear reference).
Carsen.


Dear Carsen,


Things will go fine. I'm sorry to hear about your family members/boyfriend. At least they are in good hands. Let them recover and they'll be back to you in no time! Gas prices do suck though, can't help you there. (Enless you're willing to help me hijack an oil field?)

http://www.billybear4kids.com/postcards/panda/3.gif

^hope you like ;)


Love,
Greg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ryan,

You know how I feel about you and your threads. Don't leave. :( I'm not witty enough to think of threads such as yours!!!

:lorraine,
Greg

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Carsen,


Things will go fine. I'm sorry to hear about your family members/boyfriend. At least they are in good hands. Let them recover and they'll be back to you in no time! Gas prices do suck though, can't help you there. (Enless you're willing to help me hijack an oil field?)

http://www.billybear4kids.com/postcards/panda/3.gif

^hope you like ;)


Love,
Greg

Dear Greg,
Where have you been all my life?
Love,
Carsen.

[ryguy178]

Dear Ryan,

I said the same thing about my 10K. Good Luck.

Sean
Dear Sean,

If it does last, know that we'll always have Biscuits.

-Ryan

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,
Where have you been all my life?
Love,
Carsen.


Carsen,

Waiting for you...[opens arms] :hug
or
on Duxbury Beach. :D


Love,
Greg

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Sean,

If it does last, know that we'll always have Biscuits.

-Ryan
Dear Ryan,

It's all gravy......sweet, round, perky biscuits and gravy. :hump

~ Sean

[daraidaaa]

Dear life,
Can you take care of yourself for a second? Or just take care of everything on my shoulders? That'd be really sweet. 'Cause I'm not sure I can handle this too much longer.
Super stressed out,
Carsen.

Dear Carsen,

Sorry to hear things are going so poorly right now for you, but remember...without the bad, we would know no good. Things will turn around for you, sometimes the bad is just a test of our character and if we get through it, everything is a-okay. PM me if you ever need anything.

Sincerly,
Mike

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Carsen,

Sorry to hear things are going so poorly right now for you, but remember...without the bad, we would know no good. Things will turn around for you, sometimes the bad is just a test of our character and if we get through it, everything is a-okay. PM me if you ever need anything.

Sincerly,
Mike
Dear Mike,
Knowing that the bad is only prepping me for some awesome goodness later is getting me through. Thanks so much for your kind words. I appreciate them more than you know. The power of kindness is so great! :)
Have a stellar afternoon!
Carsen.

[nddavefan]

Dear Brad (my group leader),

You are a dick. Get over yourself.

Dustin

[daraidaaa]

Dear Ann(psycho ex),

Seriously, why the hell won't you leave me alone? One day you want me and now today you tell me the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. Do I really have to change my cell number because of you?

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ann,

Does Mike hafta choke a bitch?


Interested,
Greg

[daraidaaa]

Dear Wayne Brady,

Will you please come, get out dis car and choke a bitch?

Thanks,
-Mike

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Office Depot
Please get my shit here at a respectable hour. Don't make me waste the whole day waiting around for you.

With appreciation
Elle

[UNC41]

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Ants,
Today is my last day of work. Therefore, my days spent with you will dwindle considerably. It's been the best summer yet - and I've been here for four of them. I'll still be around, just not as much. :)
With much love,
Carsen.

[Shagadelic]

Dear American Media Outlets,

How come we are continually reporting the number of civilian caualties taken in Lebanon and Israel, but don't report on the number of civilian casualties taken in Iraq? Or for that matter why the hell are we not in Iraq reporting on stories the USA cares about?

Sincerely,

Anderson "Drama Queen" Cooper

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus

Ahhhhhhhhh, brings back childhood memories. :thumbsup

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear nDMBc,
Do you slow down on lunch breaks? No one's posting. :(
Carsen.

[angelface]

Dear Carsen,

I am on the West coast, it's the morning for me. I wish it was lunch time.

L,
Angela

[mp3ray]

Dear Lunch,

Why did you make me so sleepy?

-me

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Fish,

Thank you for going so well with chips.

-Stone

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Carsen,

I am on the West coast, it's the morning for me. I wish it was lunch time.

L,
Angela
Dear Angela,
I wish I were on the West Coast. Well... maybe for a week. I could use some of that West Coast attitude. :)
It's almost hump day!
Carsen.

[angelface]

Dear Angela,
I wish I were on the West Coast. Well... maybe for a week. I could use some of that West Coast attitude. :)
It's almost hump day!
Carsen.

Dear Carsen,

Come on out the weather is beautiful!

L,
Angela

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Stone
Don't forget the tartar sauce. mmmmgood.


Elle
P.S. Now I am longing for some english f&c wrapped in newspaper :lol

[Heavy As Stone]

TheGurl']Dear Stone
Don't forget the tartar sauce. mmmmgood.


Elle
P.S. Now I am longing for some english f&c wrapped in newspaper :lol

Dear Elle,

It was leftovers, so I didn't have any :(. But I had ketchup, so its ok.

-Stone

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Stone
Yet another example of how ketchup saves the day. Glad to hear it. :D

Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Anyone,
who the hell puts ketchup on fish,

sincerely -D-

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Dixie,
I think desperate times called for desperate measures.
Carsen.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear CVS Boss,

I know I'm only supposed to be on break till 2:10...but can I make it longer?


Working Hard,
Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg's Boss

Due to a strange and unnamed illness Mr. Gregski needs 45 minutes of breaks per hour. Otherwise he will explode all over the store. Think about how long it would take to clean that shit up.

Wearing nothing under my white lab coat
Dr. Elle

[angelface]

Dear Greg,

I called your boss, you are all set, take the rest of the day off.

L,
Angela

[angelface]

Dear Elle,

Once again great minds...

Oh and I want you!

L,
Angela

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg,

I called your boss, you are all set, take the rest of the day off.

L,
Angela
Say it with me: great minds think alike :lol

[DixieChixen]

Dear Thread,

did someone mention playing doctor?

Love,
Dr. D

[UNC41]

Dear Big Boy,

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Your boy,
Engy

[Shagadelic]

Dear Elle,

Once again great minds...

Oh and I want you!

L,
Angela


Dear Elle and Angela,

Can I watch?

Regards,
Jamison

:D

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Everyone,

I must leave you all now. I shall return in about two hours. Guess their is an advantage to taking your break later in the day.

And to the woman in the white lab coat...I will be looking for you when I return to CVS. ;)

Love you all!!!! :hug


-Greg

[DixieChixen]

dear Jamison,

join the club.

or the dvd mailing list. :D

-D-

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Jamison
Of course. Tickets are $12.50 for lawns $30.00 for reserve maxium 1 ticket per credit card. Tickets will be confirmed whenever the hell we feel like it and shipped shortly thereafter but not more than 2 weeks in advance.

WH in training

[daraidaaa]

Dear Angela and Elle,

Do I get free tickets for reserve? I think I should.

Curious,
-Mike

[dmbphan041]

dear peoples,

I'm too lazy to search/not sure what im s'posed to search but c dot made a thread a while back and it explianed how to "make links say stuff" if ya get what i mean (aka in elle's sig it says "DVD list" for her DVD list)

so....can someone tell me how to do that.

oh, and i work an extra hour today which is shitty but my mean boss is on vacation for the week so im sure work'll be pretty lax so im excited

:hump

[Shagadelic]

TheGurl']Dear Jamison
Of course. Tickets are $12.50 for lawns $30.00 for reserve maxium 1 ticket per credit card. Tickets will be confirmed whenever the hell we feel like it and shipped shortly thereafter but not more than 2 weeks in advance.

WH in training

Dear Elle,

:lol :lol :lol

Sincerely,

Jamison

[DMBFanWI418]

Dear Lynn,

It's not my fault you're dumb, and I think it's cute how you think I listen.

Have a fabulous day!!

Sincerely,
Melissa

[Groovylou8]

dear detroit tigers,

why did you have to pick the one fall i decide to study in rome for to be the one that you snap your 13-consecutive-losing-seasons-streak and make the playoffs? why oh why?

dave

[dmbphan041]

dear elle,

BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A aka da bomb diggity

[dmbphan041]

dear peoples,

GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epitchforkmedia%2Ecom%2Fpag e%2Ftrack%5Freviews%2FBeck%5FThink%5FIm%5Fin%5FLov e

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
You got the link working. Yay!
Now get your lips off my rack. :lol

Love n kisses
Elle

[daraidaaa]

Dear Elle-gela,

You never answered my question regarding free tix.

Still wondering,
Mike

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
Have I told you lately that I love you (esp when you're between Angela and I)

Smooches
Elle

[daraidaaa]

Dear Elle-gela,
So do I get free tickets or what?

Still curious,
-Mike

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Ants,
Peace out. I mean, I'll still be around. But not so much.
Lata playas.
Carsen.

[thatgirl224]

Dear Butchy,
Please revisit the goatee days so that I may have many dirty dreams. You so funky!
Love,
Rienne

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle,

blue ball mikey all you want, careful, just remember he's underage.

Love,
the Illinois penal code

[angelface]

Dear Dix,

I think I need a penal code. ;)

L,
Angela

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear CVS,

Fuck you! I'm out! (for the day)


Happy,
Greg

[DixieChixen]

Dear Angela,

i think you've been naughty you need furry handcuffs or at least a spanking.

Sincerely,
anyone who's ever seen you

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mike,

Please play well today. Remember to transfer the weight in your hips correctly, take your time putting, and don't try to make amazing shots.

From the Green,

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,


Hit a hole in one...or else you are a disgrace to all of us. :rolleyes


Watching You,
Greg

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mike,


Hit a hole in one...or else you are a disgrace to all of us. :rolleyes


Watching You,
Greg

Dear Mike,

Fuck, the pressure is on. Don't fuck up.

Its all in the hips...just tap it in...tap it in.....tap tap taparoo

Sweating with Pressure now because of Greg,

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,

Fuck, the pressure is on. Don't fuck up.

Its all in the hips...just tap it in...tap it in.....tap tap taparoo

Sweating with Pressure now because of Greg,

Mike


Dear Mike,

Be the ball Mike...be the ball, be the ball. Mike, be the ball. Be. The. Ball.


Quite Annoying,
Greg

[bullox005]

dear stinky,

i was contemplating the meaning of life the other day, and i figured you could enlighten me.

if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

the answer to this question holds the holy grail of knowledge, so don't fuck it up.

tugs and hickies,

-davis

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Lynn,

It's not my fault you're dumb, and I think it's cute how you think I listen.

Have a fabulous day!!

Sincerely,
Melissa


Hey. I remember you. Although you probably don't remember me. You use to come around back when I was DigitalDj. Welcome back. :thumbsup


Edit: And, Elle, that labcoat stunt you pulled is hotter than the cast-iron pan I cracked eggshells on this morning.

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Greg,

I did not get a hole in one today. I didn't play as good as I had hoped, but oh well. Still a fun round.

Mike

p.s. It was HOT

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
Blame it on the labcoat stunt ;)
Thanks Mr. GoodDay :D

Elle

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Anthony Kiedis


Stop making shitty music

thanks from, Bo

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,


No worries. I still like ya! :)


Your Friend,
Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Office Depot delivery man
Next time I order something can I play with your dreadlocks?


Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl']Dear Office Depot delivery man
Next time I order something can I play with your balls?


Elle



:eek


EXCUSE ME?!?! :mad

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Bo

Keep being kick ass

from, Bo.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,


Why can't you be more kick ass like Bo? :BANG


Envious,
Greg

[Anthony?]

Dear Trial Lawyers:

Stop filing lame ass lawsuits that have no value making me work till 8 to get ready for a dumb trial.

Anthony

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Ben Folds

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QN8E_fpaYsg

Keep doing THAT!

From, Bo.

[purplehaze18]

Dear Electric Company,
fuck off.

Dear Damien Rice,
you rock.

Dear George Bush,
haha no one likes you.

[angelface]

Dear Head,

Stop aching. Please?

L,
Angela

[purplehaze18]

I hate headaches, feel better soon.

dear mouth,
say something smarter next time you talk to your gf

dear free will,
wasnt it more fun being single?

[angelface]

I hate headaches, feel better soon.

dear mouth,
say something smarter next time you talk to your gf

dear free will,
wasnt it more fun being single?

Dear Purplehaze,

It doesn't have to be smart if it's sincere and you mean it.

And the grass is usually always greener on the other side.

Hang in there,
Angela

P.S. My head is not listening so I have called in the big guns. (advil)

[purplehaze18]

Dear Angela,
yay drugs that make headaches go away!! i love those.
glad to hear the headache is soon to go away.

P.S. you make lots more sense than I do, and i never thought i would agree with the grass is greener thing but now i do for some reason, thanks.

[purplehaze18]

Dear song im trying to write,
damn the chord i cant find to finish it.

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Hootie

Keep being awesom

signed, God.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Debt,

I made the last payment on you today. No more credit cards, no more car payments. Never again will I finance something I can't afford. No more debts to clothing retailer credit cards, no more outrageous interest from Dell Financial Services, no more losing sleep at night, no more not being able to afford groceries because it all went to the sharks, no more working so much that my life becomes meaningless.

And never again will I date anyone who believes that buying $700 knives and going to 10+ DMB shows a year is cool when you owe the bank $20,000 in just brand new furniture.

I'm free. I'm free....:angel

-adam

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
Can I borrow $50 for some dmb tickets? :lol

Seriously, congrats!

Elle

[StinkyPinky]

Dear girl in the brand new blue 4-runner,

Why would you drive into the intersection if it was already blocked with 3 cars ahead of you, only to creatie a roadblock that prevented anyone from proceeding thru the intersection after your light had turned red, and my light was green? Was it because you were too busy chewing your nails and chatting on your cell phone to notice that your light was red?


Sincerly,
Frustrated with Dumb People.

[bullox005]

Dear girl in the brand new blue 4-runner,

Why would you drive into the intersection if it was already blocked with 3 cars ahead of you, only to creatie a roadblock that prevented anyone from proceeding thru the intersection after your light had turned red, and my light was green? Was it because you were too busy chewing your nails and chatting on your cell phone to notice that your light was red?


Sincerly,
Frustrated with Dumb People.

dear stinky,

my bad.

sincerely,

paris hilton

[bullox005]

p.s.

that's hot.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Patrick
Thanks for starting this thread. Its a good time.

Regards
Elle

[StinkyPinky]

p.s.

that's hot.Dear Bullox,

The monkey thinks your hot.
and.....that's hot.

Sincerely,
The Monkey

[bullox005]

Dear Bullox,

The monkey thinks your hot.
and.....that's hot.

Sincerely,
The Monkey

Dear stinky,

...




...


shit, i got nothin.

sincerely,

Freakmaster McFunksalot

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Tupac

Pac, i know you're alive, so come out of hiding.

Signed- Biggie.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Biggie,


He'll be over in a little bit. Pac is working on an album with me right now.


Regards,
Elvis "The King"

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Pac, Biggie, and Elvis

I'm being brought back from the ded with one of my sicko fans, see ya in a little while.

Signed, Kurt Cobain.

PS: Don't let Courtney get near me.....bitch tried to kill me.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Pac, Biggie, and Elvis

I'm being brought back from the ded with one of my sicko fans, see ya in a little while.

Signed, Kurt Cobain.

PS: Don't let Courtney get near me.....bitch tried to kill me.



Boys,


Imagine...our album if I could come back.


Paul is really dead,
J. Lennon

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear New Shitty Beatles

I will rape all of you on stage and my 12 fans will enjoy it

signed, GG Allen.

[bullox005]

Dear Dick Cheney,

Where you goin with that gun in your hands?

punches and heart failures,

-America

[jmudmbphan]

Dear Lower intestinal tract,

Please stop giving me the hershey squirts today..i dont know what i did to you to anger you so terribly, but enough is enough.

yours truly,
sore and exhuasted.

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Secret Crush,

I love you.
That is all.


Always Yours,
The Monkey

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Dear New Shitty Beatles

I will rape all of you on stage and my 12 fans will enjoy it

signed, GG Allen.


And you'll get away with it if you're 5'1.

[trippingbilly12]

And you'll get away with it if you're 5'1.

5'1 or shorter and life must be a piece of cake

[bullox005]

Dear Secret Crush,

I love you.
That is all.


Always Yours,
The Monkey

Dear Stinky,

The secret's out.

:D ,

- Davis

[angelface]

Dear Day,

Why are you so crazy?

L,
Angela

[bullox005]

Dear Syd,

the music world is lost.

please come back...we miss you.

- davis

[dmbphan041]

dear ear,

wtf is wrong with you, unclog yourself you bitch

dear newfie sarah,

i hate it when you ignore me, i want to talk to you dag nabbit

dear dana,

you're my favourite person ever, remeber me or not, you're fucking awesome

dear girls,

im over here, wtf!

dear cat,

thanks to you and your 30lb frame my legs are numb

dear drake hotel,

i hate you for being 19+ for concerts

....aaaaaaaand im done

E: DEAR DR. PHIL

you dont actually do anything on your show at all. all you end up doing is saying "ok we're gunna get you help in your area" and you're a woman hater and i hate you alot

[daraidaaa]

Dear Computer,

Why do you constantly piss me off? I have been home a whole 10 minutes and you have already restarted 4 times!

Fuck you computer,
-Mike

[Shagadelic]

Dear Vicodin,

Thank You.

Your Friend in Need
-J

[bullox005]

Dear Vicodin,

Thank You.

Your Friend in Need
-J

Dear Shagadelic,

you're welcome.

i bet you didn't expect to get a response from me.

your boy,
-vicoden

[Shagadelic]

Dear Shagadelic,

you're welcome.

i bet you didn't expect to get a response from me.

your boy,
-vicoden


:lol :D

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Stinky,

The secret's out.

:D ,

- DavisDear :D,
Will I ever get what I yearn for?

Always,
Stinky

[bullox005]

dear koreelove,

can i put it in? only for a second. i promise i'll be careful. just to see how it feels?...oh, god. oh, god i'm so sorry. let me get you a towel. god dammint *walkstothebathroomhanginghead(s)inshame*

sincerely,

-davis

[bullox005]

dear stinky,

the same goes to you.

sincerely,

-the monkey whore

[bullox005]

dear angelface,

ditto.

i think that about covers it.

so, to review: angel, stinky, and koree:

can i put it in? only for a second. i promise i'll be careful. just to see how it feels?...oh, god. oh, god i'm so sorry. let me get you a towel. god dammint *walkstothebathroomhanginghead(s)inshame*

sincerely,

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Davis,

Because I was an afterthought, I might have to say no. Unless you bend over and let me warm my pinky.

Always,

Stinky

P.S. Bring the lube.

[bullox005]

first one to respond gets a classy night with the bullox.

there will be some colt 45, a cupon purchased meal from applebees, and much revelry.

*please be angelface, please be angelface...*

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Because I was an afterthought, I might have to say no. Unless you bend over and let me warm my pinky.

Always,

Stinky

P.S. Bring the lube.

dear stinky,

i don't know how much more monkey love my tender anus can handle.

inappropriately yours,

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Davis,

Once again I was not even listed.
I see how it is.....after all we have been thru and the many hours we have spent together, I find that you have used my body.

Don't even bother asking again.
I'm gonna take my whores and leave.

Always,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Once again I was not even listed.
I see how it is.....after all we have been thru and the many hours we have spent together, I find that you have used my body.

Don't even bother asking again.
I'm gonna take my whores and leave.

Always,
Stinky

dear stinky,

i am lost without you. it's been 43 seconds and i am dying inside. please come back to me. i know you are easily pursuaded, so on second thought, that's a direct order. come back to me.

not fucking around,

-davis

[DixieChixen]

dear bullox,

angelface is a little tired at the moment, but i'm sure you and stinky can enjoy your colt and applebees together, just try and get the monkey to wash its hands first.

[StinkyPinky]

dear bullox,

angelface is a little tired at the moment, but i'm sure you and stinky can enjoy your colt and applebees together, just try and get the monkey to wash its hands first.An anonymous letter!

[StinkyPinky]

dear stinky,

i am lost without you. it's been 43 seconds and i am dying inside. please come back to me. i know you are easily pursuaded, so on second thought, that's a direct order. come back to me.

not fucking around,

-davisDear Davis,
I'll only come back if you promise you'll keep my pinky stinky. You are the only one who truly appreciates the skill and expertise that I possess. And I like it when you make that gurgling sound when you are just about to reach the peak of all peaks.

Always,

Stinky

P.S. You better bring wine and flowers.

[DixieChixen]

Dear Stinky,

He'll be there with colt 45 and dandelions.

[angelface]

dear bullox,

angelface is a little tired at the moment, but i'm sure you and stinky can enjoy your colt and applebees together, just try and get the monkey to wash its hands first.

Dear Everyone,

My man has arrived! :bounce:hump

[DixieChixen]

I liked that edit :D

Dear underwear,

how did you manage to get inside out, and why didn't I realize it for almost 12 hours. am I the only one this happens to ocasionally?

must be out of it,
-D-

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,
I'll only come back if you promise you'll keep my pinky stinky. You are the only one who truly appreciates the skill and expertise that I possess. And I like it when you make that gurgling sound when you are just about to reach the peak of all peaks.

Always,

Stinky

P.S. You better bring wine and flowers.

dear stinky,

does arbor mist count as wine?

and if by flowers you mean a sack of beautiful reefer, then yes, i will bring flowers.

gurgling and giggling,

-davis

[bullox005]

Dear Everyone,

My man has arrived! :bounce:hump

dear angelface,

i would say my heart is broken, but i'm too distracted by the stinksters pinky...oooohhh, it feels so good.

sincer...ooohh, gooooodd..,

-dav...ooooooohhhhh, stinky.

[bullox005]

dear everyone else,

give me 5 minutes, i'll be ready to go again.

don't tell stinky...the monkey gets jealous.

obliviously yours,

-davis

[angelface]

dear angelface,

i would say my heart is broken, but i'm too distracted by the stinksters pinky...oooohhh, it feels so good.

sincer...ooohh, gooooodd..,

-dav...ooooooohhhhh, stinky.

Dear Bullox,

I know I can not compete with the pinky :(

L,
Angela

[StinkyPinky]

dear stinky,

does arbor mist count as wine?

and if by flowers you mean a sack of beautiful reefer, then yes, i will bring flowers.

gurgling and giggling,

-davisDear Davis,

Don't forget the batteries.

Always,

Stinky

P.S. I have a special surprise for you if you close your eyes.

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Bullox,

I know I can not compete with the pinky :(

L,
AngelaDear Angela,

If you'd like I can give you some pointers.
All you have to do is bend over, and class will begin.

Always,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear Bullox,

I know I can not compete with the pinky :(

L,
Angela

dear angelface,

i just said that to get your attention. now that i have it...please? :angel

desperately yours (not that i would have to be desperate),

-davis

[bullox005]

P.S. I have a special surprise for you if you close your eyes.

dear stinky,

does it involve candy, because i like candy?

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

dear angelface,

i just said that to get your attention. now that i have it...please? :angel

desperately yours (not that i would have to be desperate),

-davisdear davis,

I have intercepted your letter and i am appauled!
I thought I was the only one for you.

Always,
Stinky

P.S. Angela is busy with me at the moment

[DixieChixen]

Dear SP,

I'm strangely turned on by your interactions with angela.

keep me in the loop,
-D-

[StinkyPinky]

dear stinky,

does it involve candy, because i like candy?

-davisDear davis,

It was doritos, but I decided to eat them alone.

Pleasantly Full and Munchies Satisfied,

Stinky

[StinkyPinky]

Dear SP,

I'm strangely turned on by your interactions with angela.

keep me in the loop,
-D-Dear D,

If you'll run the camera, I'll give you a tape for free.


Always Thinking,
Stinky

[angelface]

dear angelface,

i just said that to get your attention. now that i have it...please? :angel

desperately yours (not that i would have to be desperate),

-davis

Dear Davis,

I am shocked and offended!

not really

Hurt,
Angela

[bullox005]

Dear D,

If you'll run the camera, I'll give you a tape for free.


Always Thinking,
Stinky

Dear stinky,

on a serious note: thanks for being you. honestly, you always manage to bring a little joy to my day.

on a slightly less serious note: :hump

ok, so it was just a serious...

-davis

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

I am shocked and offended!

not really

Hurt,
Angela


dear angela,

i could have just undergone a double leg amputation, rubbed on out on stinky's monkey face five minutes earlier, be half awake, and i would still be ready for you.

that is, of course, if you don't have a problem with amputees.

you don't, do you? because that would make you a bad person.

searching for a coral snake to bite both of my legs,

-davis

[angelface]

dear angela,

i could have just undergone a double leg amputation, rubbed on out on stinky's monkey face five minutes earlier, be half awake, and i would still be ready for you.

that is, of course, if you don't have a problem with amputees.

you don't, do you? because that would make you a bad person.

searching for a coral snake to bite both of my legs,

-davis

Dear Davis,

I am rubbing one out thinking about your double amputated body rubbing one out half awake onto stinky's monkey face.

Damn you! No fair getting me all worked up and you being so far!

Quivering,
Angela

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

I am rubbing one out thinking about your double amputated body rubbing one out half awake onto stinky's monkey face.

Damn you! No fair getting me all worked up and you being so far!

Quivering,
Angela

dear angela,

bittersweet, ain't it?

it's ok, i know you have a good imagination. :D

ever see pictures of george clooney in his prime?

think about that. it won't give you the slightest clue as to what i look like, but think about it anyway.

grey haired and super sexy,

-davis

[GoodDayIIDie]

TheGurl']Dear Adam
Can I borrow $50 for some dmb tickets? :lol

Seriously, congrats!

Elle


Dear Elle,
Money order headed your way. Please don't ask me how I got your address.
Always here,
Adam

ps. Danke'.

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Joe Russo,

Why are you such a great drummer? Can I have half your talent so I can be kickass too?

Always Impressed,

Mike

[kristinmartin]

Dear Mik(e),
Thank you for appreciating great music. Now I have to find my Damien Rice CD and mellow out.

Happy you reminded me,
Kristin

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Kristin,

No problem. I'm glad at least one person has clicked and enjoyed that. I found it last night at 2:30 am and was blown away. I had never seen a video of that song, and that one is so well done.

Glad to help,

Mike

[Anthony?]

Dear Sun

Stop killing people with heatstroke and skin cancer.

Thanx

A

[trlev]

Dear peanut butter,
You are so very tasty. I enjoy eating you in just about anyway that is reasonably kosher. You get along great with bananas and you are especially delicious when placed with apple-sauce between two slices of bread.
I love you peanut-butter,
trlev

[brilu]

Dear Angela,

i think you've been naughty you need furry handcuffs or at least a spanking.

Sincerely,
anyone who's ever seen you


Dear Dix...

i've seen her...all of her! :hump .....she is my wifee!!!

haha and you are right!! :lol

Sincerely,
Angela's Wifee

[bullox005]

dear all of my homies,

i'm having a shitty night.

make me laugh...or cum (i'm looking at you stinky and angela).

-davis

[brilu]

dear all of my homies,

i'm having a shitty night.

make me laugh...or cum (i'm looking at you stinky and angela).

-davis


Dear Davis,

Dont know if Angela will be much help, just talked to her and she was busy, and not near a computer...

sorry! didn't mean to put a damper on an already dumb night!

Bri

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

This may be a n00b question, but who is your avatar of?

Wondering,
Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

This may be a n00b question, but who is your avatar of?

Wondering,
Mike

dear mike,

my avatar is a picture of a brilliant man who shares your name: mike gordon.
he was the bassist for phish. he drops bombs...like, all day long.

not bullshitting,

-davis

p.s. if you were joking and i missed the sarcasm, i am sorry. if you weren't joking, then seriously...the man is a machine.

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Dont know if Angela will be much help, just talked to her and she was busy, and not near a computer...

sorry! didn't mean to put a damper on an already dumb night!

Bri

dear Bri,

is this your first username on ants, or are you already familiar with the people on these boards?

just curious,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Nope I was not kidding so thanks for answering my question in a non-freaking out sort of way. That's all these boards seem to be now-a-days.

Thanks
-Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Nope I was not kidding so thanks for answering my question in a non-freaking out sort of way. That's all these boards seem to be now-a-days.

Thanks
-Mike

dear bri,

no problem, man. :)

-davis

[bullox005]

dear everyone,

have yall noticed that this thread has just turned into a discussion about anything? we just put dear (insert name here) at the beginning of our comments and then finish them with a signature.

fuck it. it's fun.

still pretending like i am writing some serious letters even though i am talking about poon,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Did you just call me Bri?

Get the name right ;),
-Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Did you just call me Bri?

Get the name right ;),
-Mike

Dear Mike,

whoops, i pressed the wrong "quote" button.

misquoting like a deaf reporter,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

It's ok. Wanna hook me up with some sweet Phish songs that Mike Gordon tears up? I have never really gotten into them before. I'll hook you up with some DMB if I have something you don't and that you want.
-Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

It's ok. Wanna hook me up with some sweet Phish songs that Mike Gordon tears up? I have never really gotten into them before. I'll hook you up with some DMB if I have something you don't and that you want.
-Mike

dear mike,

i would be happy to. it's ALWAYS good to share the love. it may take me a day or two before i can up some stuff, but i'll hook it up. until then, i'm sure there are people in this thread who have much better computers than mine and will up you *cough, cough weekapaug groove* to hold you over. that is a great beginner phish/mike bomb-dropping tune.

all about the phamily,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Thanks man, appreciate it. Anything you're looking for music-wise?

-Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Thanks man, appreciate it. Anything you're looking for music-wise?

-Mike

dear mike,

to be honest, i am pretty set. my dmb collection is pretty stacked up until the SU era. i wouldn't mind hearing some of the recent last stops or dreaming trees, but other than that...i think i'm gravy in the music department. if you have some cool recent shit available(nothing SU...oldschool dmb brought back) i would appreciate it.

-davis

[bullox005]

dear mike,

some fresh saucy goodness for ya.

this is a cool little tune that is usually played in sequence with a few other songs. it's an integral part of what is known as mikes groove. we'll get into all that later, but for now, let the bomb-dropping commence.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=B30EEB8A144BF36C


happy listening,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

dear mike,

to be honest, i am pretty set. my dmb collection is pretty stacked up until the SU era. i wouldn't mind hearing some of the recent last stops or dreaming trees, but other than that...i think i'm gravy in the music department. if you have some cool recent shit available(nothing SU...oldschool dmb brought back) i would appreciate it.

-davis
Dear Davis,

Well, I have the Last Stop from Fenway and Alpine and a Dreaming Tree from earlier this tour. Want any of those?

About to start the groove,
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Wow, you weren't joking when you said he tears this up. Wow, I need to broaden my horizons a lot more.

-Mike

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Well, I have the Last Stop from Fenway and Alpine and a Dreaming Tree from earlier this tour. Want any of those?

About to start the groove,
-Mike

dear mike,

fuck yeah.

-davis

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Wow, you weren't joking when you said he tears this up. Wow, I need to broaden my horizons a lot more.

-Mike

dear mike,

do you mean that or are you just trying to make me smile? :)

i do realize that not everyone can dig on some phish. i hope you truly do...those guys can change your whole perspective on music.

i'll hook up some more great tunes.

glad you enjoyed it,

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

No, I actually mean that. I realize it is 3:30 and I am extremely tired but I found myself tappin my foot and banging along on the desk haha. I'll up that stuff for you.

Gimme some time
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Here is Last Stop from Fenway n1...hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/zv0awg

Your welcome,
-Mike

[DixieChixen]

Dear Grandma,

Thank you for the 2 dollar bill and the melted werthers butterscotch inside my birthday card. I will be sure to thank you again on my actual birthday but I need to go wash my hands.

Love -D-

[bullox005]

dear bitches,

i'm not gonna have my "A" game today.

i got about 45 minutes of sleep last night.

pissed and tired,

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

Dear God,

Hook me up.


Horny as ever,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear God,

Hook me up.


Horny as ever,
Stinky

dear stinky,

be right there.

-god

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,


I have some other Phish stuff for you if you'd like. A shit load of live CDs. Also have some other bands you might enjoy.


Dear Dealer,


Hook me up with at least a gram...please?!?!


-Greg

[StinkyPinky]

Dear God,

I'm waiting.

Stinkster

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle,

makes my stomach jump, among other things, when i see your name pop up in the "favorite sex posish" thread. feel free to elaborate on your own personal experiences here or privately.

trying not to read it at work,
-D-

[bullox005]

Dear Dealer,


Hook me up with at least a gram...please?!?!


-Greg

dear greg,

afghani, hashplant, or bubbleberry blue?

would you like some hash browns to wo with your order? ;)

-davis

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Blockbuster Rental,


Can you return yourself and pick up my sister for me?


Lazily,
Greg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Davis,


Why aren't there good people like you around? And I'll take it all, rolled up into one phattie. :D


Feeling Stoned Already,
Greg

[AudreyM]

Dear God,

Hook me up.


Horny as ever,
Stinky

Dear God,

Hook me up first.

Hornier than Stinky,
A.

[StinkyPinky]

Dear God,

Hook me up first.

Hornier than Stinky,
A.Dear A.
Unless you havent had any in more that 2 and a half years, I doubt that you are hornier than the monkey.

How bout you come here and show me how horny you are?

As Ever,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,


Why aren't there good people like you around? And I'll take it all, rolled up into one phattie. :D


Feeling Stoned Already,
Greg

dear greg,

no bullshit, where do you live. i'm doin some travelling this summer. i would love to hook it up.

my tightest friends and i are "family". i would love to make you a part of it. just good people who look out for each other in every way possible: emotionally, intellectually, and "straight to the dome-piece-ishly" :D ;)

hoping there's a chance i can hook it up,

-davis

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,


Why aren't there good people like you around? And I'll take it all, rolled up into one phattie. :D


Feeling Stoned Already,
Greg

dear greg,

btw...good luck smoking that phatty (love the spelling).

it would blow my mind if you could pull that off. seriously...heavy shit.

-davis

[dmbphan041]

dear work

take it easy on me today would ya

[kydmb99]

Dear Bullox,

Will you bear my children?

Thanks, Jared

[AudreyM]

Dear A.
Unless you havent had any in more that 2 and a half years, I doubt that you are hornier than the monkey.

How bout you come here and show me how horny you are?

As Ever,
Stinky

Dear Stinky,

I hadn't had it for many, many years until 2 months ago. Unfortunately, that just woke the sleeping giant. You probably don't even remember what being horny is.

Considering the invite,
A.